Painkiller Already - PKN #283

Episode Date: January 31, 2020

Support the show & watch the PKN video by becoming a $10 Patron https://www.Patreon.com/PKA Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com   Timeline by Urban   0:00:00 - Woody starts the show 0:00:20 - Taylor’s vacation talk starts, thoughts on Mexico 0:04:00 - Taylor read the book The Institute by Stephen King and more vacation talk 0:13:07 - Kyle’s fear of slides and road rash 0:15:52 - Experiences with seatbelts while crashes cars  0:17:44 - Cruise ship food quality and Taylor’s eating habits while on it 0:21:15 - Cruise ship service and Woody’s fathers experience with it 0:25:26 - Kyle mistook Taylor’s vacation for a work trip 0:29:46 - Woody retells his story of getting a massage on a cruise ship  0:32:01 - Taylor asks for a recap of what he missed while he was away 0:34:08 - Kyle still considering getting the Tesla Cybertruck 0:37:20 - Tesla jailbreaking and more general Tesla talk 0:39:23 - UFC talk starts, McGregor vs. Cerrone and what’s next for Conor 0:44:44 - More UFC talk, story of Jorge Masvidal knocking a man out in the bathroom 0:49:26 - Woody is clear to start doing pull ups again after his injury 0:50:02 - Kyle sent off his DNA and is awaiting the results 0:53:54 - Kyle’s weapon restrictions while on parole  0:56:11 - Liquid nitrogen availability  and having fun with it 0:58:59 - Taylor’s experience returning to work and more cruise ship talk 1:01:55 - Taylor calls it a show

PKN 283 favorite 60 minutes of UFC talk. Let's just kick right into UFC and then we'll close with UFC. I think it's just re-random as UFC and then the number afterwards. UFC 215. What would you like to talk about that you have no interest in? Taylor's vacation is what I want to talk about. What would you like to talk about that you have no interest in? Taylor's vacation is what I want to talk about. All right. What do you do?

It's all the end of the day. It looks like you guys are more sun than I do. You look like you spent some time outside. But, yeah, it was fun. I got a – like the week before we left, my girlfriend got like a head cold kind of thing, like sore throat, stuffy, sneez got like a head cold kind of thing like you know sore throat stuffy sneeze and cough and that kind of shit and i was like i swear i know i'm going to get this on the cruise now like because you're giving it to me now and it's going to gestate my body for like five six days and then we're going to leave and i'm going to get on there

i'm going to get it and i did get it demonstrate the power of negative thinking yeah yeah i was trying to be positive yeah but i i was like i'm not letting this slow me down. It's not that bad. It's fine. On the ship itself, zero nausea. Not even a little bit. Didn't bother me at all. Slept fine. A-okay. It was just I was sneezing and coughing. But I was drinking Dayquil like it was going out of style. And so I was fine for all the activities and snorkeling and shit. norcon and shit and uh so yeah we went to uh mexico in cozumel and then we went to uh one of the cayman islands i don't remember which one and uh that was pretty neat um i liked i both liked and didn't like walking around the real mexico outside of like the cozumel resort because first of all if you ever want to feel like the tallest man go to Mexico you just you feel huge you're just like man I'm like I'm like Mac and it's always suddenly a barreling towards people on the sidewalk my high school girlfriend uh it's relevant to the story really beautiful girl with big boobs and she had blonde hair so she went to Mexico and she's trying to tell me this story and I'm not having

it but basically if you're a beautiful big boob blonde in Mexico you're the shit people were like just happy to touch her shoulder to touch her hair she was this novelty like a fairy or something and and i couldn't get enough of that attention which made me feel bad carry on well nobody wanted to touch me which is what you want in mexico speak for yourself there was there's one guy who was like trying to sell me a map while i was waiting for my girlfriend to like look around in some like chintzy little shit store. But he kept walking erratically

and number one, I didn't see any maps in his hand. Any on a map? You don't seem to have any, sir. I can get you one. I was like, yeah, I don't like how you're walking in a weird crescent around me making me turn towards you

because I'm holding a beach bag with our shit shit in it and so I just ended up going into the pharmacy and waiting there it was really cool how you can just buy anything in a Mexican pharmacy I've never gone to a real one it's like do you like it straight up said there it's like you know oxy condi oxy contino it's like it's like you can just buy that shit if you want. They're selling the most powerful dick pills on the market right there. Steroids? Talk to me about steroids.

I literally saw that. I saw that they had TRT there. I don't remember the brand, but I looked up and I was joking to my girlfriend. I'm like, hey, how about I get myself on a little TRT, see where it takes me. Just kind of experiment with my life. And she was like, no, how about I get myself on a little TRT, see where it takes me, just kind of experiment with my life. And she was like, no, you're not taking Mexican testosterone.

Yeah, not the Mexican. You don't want that. You'll just start shrinking. You'll look like all the Mexicans. You'll get darker and shorter. But yeah, that was fun. I always loved the beach. I read through The Institute by Stephen King throughout that trip.

I haven't seen it.'t seen never read that one yeah apparently there was a series about it but uh it was it got very bad reviews so i haven't watched it but the book itself is very good that's not the one where they find the prisoner locked in that um locked away in that like secret part of the prison is it no this is the one where like uh this won't give anything away, but like they, there's a secret base in Maine because it's all of his shit is in Maine. Yeah. And it's basically like a, you know, covert of the covert of the covert military operation where they have all these feelers out. a little tiny bit of telekinesis or telepathy they'll kind of like steal them away in the night and then put them in this institute where they do a bunch of experiments on them and the kids are you know trying to figure out what their purpose is there and they know that like after a couple

weeks there they get sent to the back half of the building and then you're never heard from again and they're like told oh that's that's where we erase your memory and send you back to your families and all most of the kids and the kids are like nine to 13. And so like, you get like Stephen King is like, he's so good. What happens to them? It's sucking you in.

I'm not going to tell you what happened. Oh, you rock bastard. Yeah. Yeah. That's so, it's so detailed. I really,

so I had a ton of fun sitting there. Like as with every vacation, I feel like this is how it is. Like women just love to fill it up, fill up an agenda with you know action items we're gonna do this at 9 15 we're gonna do this at 10 we're gonna do this at 1 30 and like most of my days i just want to be like i want to wake up when i want to i'll do like one or two little things i'll go swim in the ocean and whatnot and then i just want to sit on

the beach and just fucking read and just like lose myself just enjoy the sea breeze and the smell and all of it i i really enjoy that was it too sunburned on these mexican oxycontin yeah i get because i just want to pop some mexican oxy and lose myself and you'll find the sun is too bright to read in is that just me no i i sit in the uh well first of all i reapply spf 50 like every 75 minutes because it'll ruin my time if i get, you know, that's why I don't look. I'm a little darker. You can't tell because my monitor's lit up right now. But no, I'll move in the shade. I'll just sit in the shade for a while.

On the ship itself, I was just sitting in the shade reading for quite a while. What was there to do on the ship? Because I've never been on a cruise. I just know what I've learned from Titanic and other films. Is there that shuffleboard thing where you go out there with the old people and push that puck around? Is there a pool on there? Yeah, there was a big old pool that's pretty universal, I think, for cruise ships. Having a big old pool and a slide or something like that. They did have a couple shuffleboard things. I never played that.

I did, at one point, as I was walking by to get a beer. There was no one playing except there was a mentally handicapped gentleman playing by himself, and he was firing these things. Way, like, shooting. But it's this long and, and like 50 yards after that. Yeah, there's just like, there's people's chairs. And it's like, so he's just firing them and it's shooting way past the port, like knocking over people's drinks. Breaking into the water.

Yeah, that was something I was surprised by. It's like, there were some areas of the ship where it's like god damn i could just throw myself or someone else right off of this boat and i'd get caught because there's cameras everywhere but it's like you know christopher walken more secure there's a waist high guardrail it's not like uh uh hockey boards or something that keep you in the boat you could just jump they have security cameras off i assumed so i didn't see many I saw him in the casino yeah I did uh I didn't play any games in the casino other than blackjack I did that twice and that was pretty fun and it was especially fun because like the I didn't know but

apparently every single they don't pick a single employee from the United States for cruise ships. They put like, which I kind of liked. It was neat. It would be like shout out Juan Pablo from Columbia. Thanks for teaching me how to play Blackjack. And he was very nice because they're like, they know they're not in like a high roller thing. They know

that you're just like kind of sunburned and you want to get in and you're like, I played the absolute minimum of $6 every single hand i don't really care and so like i would be like hit me and he's like see the reason that's not a good idea you see my card i flip right here i have a six six is the worst card for me because i am very likely to i have to hit only 17 so if i get an ace even at my best card you might hit again i'm going to bust and i and then i'd be like, yeah, you know what? I changed my mind one pop low.

I'm going to stay. And so he was really helpful with that. Did you tip him? There is Mark Signore. Did you tip him? You are astute. Yeah. Yeah, I gave him a $5 chip at the end of it.

Because that's the big thing for me. You gave him less than a minimum bet. Well, I mean, it's $5. Did you consider that? I wasn't going to haze him about it. I was only getting like, I was only like taking out like 50 bucks. dollars I was I wasn't gonna haze about it I was I was only like kids taken out like 50 bucks and I was losing most of it machines and fortune to my family all right i only gave five because i had a five and a one and a five and i used my last five and one and i didn't want to buy any more so i just gave him that anyway i like juan pablo's idea

here because he's like look this casino is going to pay me the same amount regardless of how well Taylor does. But the better Taylor does, the better I get tipped. I work for Taylor right now. I like that idea. That's a good point. He was very friendly. The drink tip thing, turns out you don't need to tip on the drinks. And it wasn't until my my like fourth drink that i bought

there that i was tipping 20 as i usually do on everything and i was still wondering like god damn i know this is a cruise but this is a lot of money for a bud light and then i checked 18 gratuity included on every single drink that you buy on the cruise and you're tipping on the tip too i was tipping on the tip for those first four drinks. So it was like, you know, I guess I'm just not going to be getting very drunk on $16 Bud Lights. You're literally tipping like 45%. I quit doing that after the first like half a day. I felt like an idiot. But yeah, they had a bunch of like shows and shit.

I didn't go to a ton of those. There's one musical singing like rock and roll thing. That was pretty neat that I liked. My girlfriend liked that a lot. I really just liked bumming around the boat. musical uh singing like a rock and roll thing that was pretty neat that I liked my girlfriend liked that a lot uh I really just liked bumming around the boat they do uh they do all these comp like they'll like have people make an ass of themselves like in like on a big stage in the middle of the pool area and they'll be like one uh they were like some you know guy from the Philippines you know they were going to do the hairy chest competition.

If you think you're going to win the hairy chest competition, get up here. And people I was there with were like, Taylor, go. You got to do it. And I'm like, no. It's not going to be a hairy chest competition. They're going to invite some guys up with hairy chests. And it's not like they're going to line us up and take a comb. They're going to make us do a bunch of goofy, embarrassing shit up there. That's and I was like, I'm not

doing it. And it was that's exactly exactly what it was. Is that having to dance around holders of a Harry chess competition? Yeah, yeah. But the I the winner of it got a metal and a bottle of champagne. So pretty. Would you have wanted that no okay i can't tell yeah for me give these things back i'm like so this is just future clutter and this is a really bad tasty drink one they're like all right i want to all of the contestants go out the remaining contestants go out into the uh crowd here because there's like a bunch of fucking people around like laying

out and everything they go out into the crowd and find a woman looks like your mama your grandma bring her up here come on go get someone and then they like go and grab them and they put them in a chair and he's like all right now you're gonna do your best dirty dancing right on that lady it was it was pretty funny but it was like i'm so glad i hope some of them grab their actual mom I'm so glad. I hope some of them grab their actual mom. The guy who won was so old and deaf that he must have thought, there's this old guy with the full gray. He must have thought the guy was like, go grab your wife.

Because he just walked out, grabbed his wife, brought her up there, and then just was like kissing her. But everybody who wasn't close enough to the stage to see thought he was, you know, just straight pimping but no okay he just fundamentally misunderstood the rules but none of it mattered i'm trying to think of other shit uh yeah it's just a bunch of random little activities they had i i liked it a lot i was gonna do the slide but i watched some other kids go down this other kids i watched some kids go down the slide and they were not I watched some kids go down the slide, and they were not going very fast. So I decided against it.

You know, I have this fear of slides. So there's an injury that I dislike very much, and it makes me cringe in horror. And it's the sliding against something, and it basically sanding your skin off. And that dry fiberglass, if you've forgotten that business, is awful. Like Frank when he puts one bottle of water down his head. Hot, hot, hot, hot. That really fucks me up. Like that, rope burn, road rash.

And I've had all the above. And I now avoid any scenario that does that. And I can watch those fail compilations on YouTube. I really like them. But whenever somebody like eats shit on a skateboard going 30 miles per hour and just palms it out, I'm just like, like I can feel like, oh, yeah, like because I've done that before. And it was just it took so long to heal it's it's i used to you know my dad lives on that really tall hill with an asphalt driveway and i used to fucking book it down that thing on my bike because it's really cool you'd hit the bottom at like 30 40 maybe i don't know full blast down the hill i'm standing pumping

while heading downhill and it was just fun to hit the bottom and go go back up and like see how much inertia you had that i could make it all the way to the road. And I ate shit at the bottom of that thing one time and I never did it again. I really dislike road rash. And when I see people riding motorcycles, I've seen those two, those motorcycle crash compilations when they're not wearing full leathers and Kevlar back pad thingy and retards. You're insane, dude. Like, first of all, I think it's cool to wear the letters. I think that it's as close to a superhero outfit as a grown man can get without cosplaying. It looks cool. It's functional. And you've got a very good reason for wearing it.

And it's like the seatbelts are kind of lame. I think we can all admit if our life weren't in our hands when we're driving a vehicle, we'd be like, unbuckle that pussy strap. Let's go. But I don't feel that way. That's what I call it, a pussy strap. No, I like safety harnesses and shit. Like, I feel like they're like, these are the tools of the trade of people who do cool shit.

You know, like if you've got Cobra buckles in your life then you're probably doing something neat it could be mountain climbing it could be free flying or I don't know whatever it is but like I associate them with neat not like yeah yeah the only one I think of is like almost and I'm wrong of course but like a plane across the lap seat belt. I'm like, if this goes down, what's this gonna do? Keep me calm as we burn to death? This isn't gonna do much, it's gonna chop me in half? If you've ever been a legit five point harness though, it's like.

Roller coaster style, oh you feel so secure, let's like a hug. No, that's the big pull down boy. I'm talking about like in a race car. You're like, crash this motherfucker, do it bro it bro i don't care like you can feel like you can feel you feel so secure i was in that um that like super truck with that bj i think his name's bj baldwin or something like that he's like a professional like truck driver he does that baja and we were in the monster energy truck and you buckle up in that thing and put a race helmet

on it's like he's like you want to have some fun like hell yeah you're not scared are you went dude you could flip this thing 30 fucking times and i won't fucking make a peep i feel so goddamn safe inside this titanium roll cage with this five-point harness and this helmet that's like there's straps to keep the helmet for in place like you can't do this. Your head has this much movement and nothing beyond it because your head is secured. I'm on the other side of that.

So I used to do this rock crawling stuff. And compared to what you did, it's way slower. But way more dangerous. 12 miles an hour. On the other hand, I don't even know how many times I've crashed. Like 80?

It's almost a given. Yeah. How many times I've crashed, like 80, you know, like, I don't know. It's almost a given. Yeah, how many times I rolled it upside down? Not sure, you know, a bunch, and it wasn't pleasant. Those straps, they should have a little bit of bungee in them or something, you know, like a little bit of stretch, a little give. Because, you know, like if I were to tell you, like, Taylor, okay, okay, okay, here's the plan. I'm going to put you on top of a 12-foot ladder and then tip it over, and these straps will catch you. You're like, no, that's awful and painful, and I get bruised.

And let's hope I don't do anything dumb with my hands on the way down, like brace my fall. That's my association with those things. Like, they're good, but I don't want to hit anything. So, yeah, I enjoyed that. I have a question, Taylor. Sure, go for it. with those things like they're good but I don't want to yeah so yeah I enjoy I have a question Taylor sure the ship so I've been on a bunch of cruises and the pressure to eat is there it's like like Taylor what do you want for dessert they didn't ask you if you want dessert they asked you of which of these desserts

would you like maybe brought out a sample of all of them so you could like visually pick it off of the platter and if you're like no no no I'm watching my weight they'll be like what you're on a cruise don't you understand this is the place where dessert happens after every meal how was the food how was that how are you how is the food how did that whole thing because that's a big part of the cruise to me oh yeah the really it's just a way to feel like you're doing more than you really are but it's just about consuming it's about eating and drinking and soaking in the sun and i ate a ton uh i had a lot of really good food i had a filet mignon the last night and that was very it was

actually a really really good one i was kind of like you know yeah i want a ship we'll see how good it is very very good um i had some uh well you can't really fuck up the what huevos rancheros or whatever for breakfast yeah those are very good okay i like those uh at one of the like restaurants we went to i just wanted some fucking hot sauce and i saw it at a little condiment stand at like it was it wasn't a cafeteria so i was like a sit down style place and i was just like i'm just gonna walk over there and get it because it was in the station that looks like you just walk up and grab you know and i did and it must like trigger a laser or something if anyone tries to stand up and do something on their own because before you know it like five guys from the philippines are like sorry sorry we bring to

you we bring to you you back back back back and say and then like the guy has like, he like came and gave me like a roundabout scolding where he's like, next time you want to stand up, help yourself, sir, to over there. Don't do that. You tell me. I take care of all of it for you. Like it's. Did you get. Did you feel like you were being restricted or served? He was. He was trying to make it nice. Like, sir, I just I walked into an area that I wasn't supposed to. I guess. I don't know. It's not like I'm gonna get in trouble. I to be here so they're gonna lock me in the brig but yeah i ate a ton of food um the 24 7 room service brick oven pizza delivery did not help for like late nights where it's like man it's been a full day of eating and drinking. Let's get a quick pre-bed pizza and then wake up in time for breakfast.

And then I'm going to get some eggs and bacon and sausage. And then like it was the tearing of the meals was hilarious. We went to brunch once. I like a real sit down place. And I had those those eggs and the tortilla and egg and salsa and all that shit. It was really, really fucking good. And it's like, it's 11.52 or something. And he's like, and everyone, before you go,

remember Chocolate Parade at 12.15. Stick around. I was like, what in the world is Chocolate Parade? And so, yeah, that was... Well, hang on now. What was the chocolate parade? The parade? A bunch of chocolates in front of you.

It's what we call an anal gangbang. No, it wasn't that. What's wrong with you, senor? Dude, I know these things. My girlfriend tried to bullshit me on the chocolate parade, whatever, chocolate party, whatever it was called. And she was like, oh, we could... You know, I'm pretty full. I just kind of want to stay and watch and I'm

like you want to stay and watch the chocolate parade no one wants to watch the service on cruise ships is out of this world so my father was a frequent Disney Cruise guy right I don't know how many cruises on but I know that a couple years ago they celebrated his 100th, right? With this big thing. So a lot, right? He had like favorite meals and stuff they served.

I feel like he went on the first one with Walt. I'm doing the math on this one. Dude, he goes all the way. Then my dad spends, I just pulled a number out of my hat, about like a third of his time on vacation right now. Are we talking four cruises a year? When he's not in Israel, he better believe he's on a Disney cruise. He like a third of his time on vacation right now what are we talking maybe when he's not in Israel he better believe he's on the

Disney Israel China and Disney Cruises are his favorite haunts most of the time but anyway so he would be like you know like what do you want for dessert he'd be like I had it before coconut ice cream is my favorite and at first they were like oh yeah you know that coconut ice cream is actually like two stories down on the other side of the ship and he's like oh okay no problem no problem but as my father became a regular it's like fucking habanero put on your running shoes get to the other side of the goddamn ship. Get this man his favorite ice cream. And he could... My father had a favorite head server.

So they would just link those two up. Ah, Senor Woodward. Yeah, yeah. He was a good tipper. They do that Goodfellas thing where they don't take him to his table. They bring a table out of the back and sit it down. Right, right. That's so cool.

And they like... When the head sit down. Right, right. That's so cool. So, and they like, when the head server would get promoted, right, maybe he's running the whole dining hall or something, that he would like bequeath my father to an appropriate head server for him so that he would get that same level of service that he was accustomed to. And that stuff was really neat.

I was not that level of customer, but I was associated with my dad. And one time we liked cookies, right? We were like, these cookies, like, they're good. And Colin has a restrictive diet, but he ate the cookies, and it is what it is. So they're like, wait, you like these? We'll have a platter sent to your room. I'm thinking eight cookies, right?

Like, on a plate. This platter was like, I couldn't hug it you know it's too big for that there must have been like I don't even know how many cookies does the normal American eat you know what you sent 200 you're not far off I was gonna guess 150 to 200 cookies on a giant silver platter our whole coffee table of cookies was sent to us and and uh like no charge like they just they load you up with food it's outrageous and and it's uh it makes you feel special yeah yeah i had i had a good time we we watched uh there was some show with like a newlywed game kind of thing where you like they pull drunk people out of the crowd with their

their partners and do that and that was pretty funny but uh yeah the the whole time like i i drinking so much dayquil i was just kind of like occasionally sneezing or coughing with a little bit of mexican day well and i wasn't drinking i was taking pills we brought some so thankfully you up you had access to a mexican pharmacy and you're using american cold drugs access to a mexican pharmacy and you're using american cold drugs i i mean this was like guile i didn't look at it through that lens but i'd be like ah i've got i've got the sniffles i'm going to need some oxycontin some steroids what do you think they prescribed like like the like like like the president called the gano like if the president got a cold they're not giving him day quill they're they're they're

giving him some real shit right they're giving him like a z-pack or something european sudafed was the big you could oh that european sudafed has coding in it that's some good shit i was that's where i was going oh i saw the head sudafed there i forgot okay well maybe i okay maybe i dropped the ball on that but the it was working okay i got some friends in texas that want that soda fed don't you want to help out the family do you want to buy a map yes you know one yes you should have mentioned snow's name down there everything would have been on the house i'd still be there you know el kylo yeah no no i was yeah I think I don't know if it was you or Kyle who said this was a work cruise was this some work related cruise no no that was just I don't know it was a work trip a work trip yeah if I texted that it was a work cruise i clearly did so as a joke i went with my

girlfriend all right historians i i could have sworn he said on the show that it was a work trip but the only reason i was making a joke is i i was like sure it's a work trip a work cruise uh-huh like i was having a hard time believing it was a work trip but apparently it absolutely was a vacation okay it was just a vacation i could have sworn you claimed it was a work trip no there would be no worse place to get work done than the wi-fi of a cruise ship i thought i mean i thought it was like a like a what do they call this oh like a team building event like a team building workshop type thing no no just no just a personal vacation my girlfriend and i so that's well all right well yeah cool all right this whole time i was thinking that like you got three hours of fun a day and then you were like

in some like rented like bo like uh conference room like with fold up tables listening to steve like maybe maybe dude i was getting drunk eating like we're consulting with carnival they want to know how that's how we how to better present their product line to their passengers. They thought it'd be great if we were on board. I thought it was something. I tell you what, you should tell them that the 18% is already on there.

I gave you more than... The bridge is so small. I don't have my glasses. It's so small, the sun's out. I'm already drunk. It's 4 p.m. I'm already drunk. I've been kidding around the whole time about a work cruise.

Who's ever even heard of such a thing? Apparently only me. I thought when I saw the work cruise joke, I thought I must have made a joke about it being a work cruise joke, I thought it was, I thought I must have made a joke about it being a work cruise. Which cruise line did you go with?

Do you remember the name of it? Carnival. Carnival, okay. I don't know them. I can't tell the difference. I know there's like Royal Caribbean. That's another one. They're all just kind of big boats with lots of people.

My father would be able to stack rank them. I know he's tried them all. I'm sure he would be able to. Yeah. The thing I didn't know is like my girlfriend the first day she was having some trouble and took a drama mean for the motion sickness shit i was feeling like a king being like man roller coasters cruises you can't make me sick it doesn't bother me at all i'm the motion sickness king and then cruise ends. We're going through customs. As I'm walking through the airport,

I start feeling like the floor is coming to meet my feet more than me walking. And I feel like I'm swaying. And I'm like, this is odd. Maybe this is just like part of getting off a cruise for a little while. Sitting on that plane, I feel like the wings are like going like that and i'm like i'm gonna it's not if it doesn't get better i'm gonna have to

pull a woody and make use of this little bag we haven't even taken off yet thankfully i didn't have to do that but the following day was horrible i was literally carrying laundry down my bedroom hallway to get it done. And I stumbled into the side of the wall like a drunk person. I was really woozy, swaying.

Felt fucking terrible. I felt nauseous. When did you add that owl? That's been there the entire time. Are you kidding no did you know about the owl woody oh no no i when you saw it i thought that is a cool owl it's new right i'm ordering you an owl right now there's a green man now i can order me how long has the owl been there this has been here since before i moved into this house. Yeah. The owl came with the house somehow? They knew?

No, no. I had the owl. My mom bought it for me as a joke like two years ago because she's like, you know how everybody on your podcast says you look like an owl? I thought this owl was funny. And I was like, oh, yeah, hooray. But really, it's been here the entire time.

The entire time. It's just I used to have this angle, and so I was in front of it. So that's probably why. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm feeling better today with all that but that was did you get a massage or anything i did not no dude so i've told the story a dozen times where it was like couples massage they go in they massage

you they leave you alone for like 30 40 minutes and they come back and massage you again clearly you just at the time this was like foreign to me and it's like are the everyone's gonna know that we have sex right if we're married right it's 20 years 25 almost 24 anyway uh matt we have children but the me of right now right would be totally differently how long you guys gonna be here Leave the next your towels. Is this oil double as lube like it's just okay for the inside Did you deliver the pizza here? That's all I wanted to know But yeah the couples massage experience it's actually one of my cruise highlights actually it was one of my did I would do it now

All over again. I didn't know what I was getting into the first time like maybe I hadn't seen your prostitutes I did not see any prostitutes that I know of I also wasn't asking her I feel like if I was a prostitute that'd be the place to fuck like obviously like like swanky hotel bars is a good place to be but if you go on a cruise I feel like it's gonna be a lot of guys there who have money to spend obviously and and maybe something happens they're looking for a little company yeah you think there were many single people on the cruise uh i would imagine so there are a bunch of groups of younger people or i guess like you know only a couple years

younger than me are like college kids quite a few of them like on break still and stuff so yeah i would imagine some some single folks okay a lot of kids too though yeah it was a good time and it's really not that expensive for a vacation like it's pretty cheap yeah you don't want to uh all in all is probably a couple grand yeah not okay and it was for like five or six days so not too not, not bad at all. Was that for one or two? That was for, I guess like both of us all in was probably like four. Okay. Okay. Not bad.

Yeah. Nothing, but you know. Yeah. For vacation, it's not the most expensive either. Yeah, it was a good time. So, well, what's been new in the week? I was gone, guys. We had a lot of fun

with tucker uh tucker's tucker's car had been vandalized in a lot of hilarious ways not hilarious that sucks outside looking in like like what was that thing they wrote on the back of his car something about come i eat come come come i eat come something like that like what i just said is probably less ridiculous than what was actually written on there. And the people that removed it were just delighted that he drove it, stopped at every red light. You drove here with I eat cum on the back of your car?

He's like, what choice did I have? Yeah, what else? I just scribble over it with more Sharpie and hope they get that out too. Oh, was it in Sharpie? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what an asshole. At least they didn't carve it in apparently um sharpie's not so bad they were able to fix they fixed it free i think yeah paint thinner which in my experience can be quite bad for your clear coat

i didn't want to say anything right maybe they're i'm going to say maybe they're experts at it but i think kyle has some expertise in this too so i don't know i would much rather have a little damage to my clear coat than have it say i eat come come come i eat come yeah oh a hundred percent hundred percent six and one and a half dozen yeah i had a manager once he had this really nice four-door lexus i don't know lexus like model models but it was like an 80 90 000 lexus and it had gotten a little scratched up and he was he was, you know, I'm not going to deal with that. I'm like, what are you going to do? He had the entire car wet sanded and re-clear coated. It was incredible.

It was like getting a brand new paint job in a day. Like all the way over the car. Fairly cheap. A couple grand. Yeah, I could see getting my truck painted if I were to keep it a long time. Like my last truck was all dented and everything, so there's no polishing that. But I've had friends who had their old cars repainted, and it really freshened the whole thing up and just made it look like a, I don't know, much nicer car than it was before. Yeah.

But I'm not there. Yeah, no, you've got a brand new truck. I've talked about it a million times. I feel privileged to have that truck. It's really cool. Yeah, it's a cool truck. I've still got my own Tesla truck. I think I'm going to do it. Are you really?

Yeah. I'm like 75% sure I'm going to do it. I need to see one. I need to see one. I need to see one in person. I don't wanna just buy it sight unseen. I would do that with so many other things, but I really need to sit in this truck

and see exactly how big it is, because you can't tell. That's smart, yeah. Just touching the dash. I heard the dash is like a granite countertop. Now that's a prototype. I get fooled by those fucking weird angled pictures of girls, so I'm definitely gonna get fooled

by a car on a fucking stage with spotlights and stuff. What an incredibly dangerous choice of dash. Yeah. Now I thought you couldn't do that. It's not granite. It wouldn't be, it's... Okay, okay, all I could say is the people who did it, like Marquise Brownlee and stuff, described it like that.

So let's assume it's not granite, Brownlee and stuff, described it like that. So let's assume it's not granite, or if it was, that's just a prototype that then it'll be something softer when it goes production. But that kind of stuff, I just want to touch it. I want to see it.

I'm with you on that. Everyone has a different personal bullseye for what they're looking for, but the Tesla self-driving stuff is super attractive to me. Having had a taste of it with good cruise control, in for a penny, in for a pound. I would love to have something steer.

Yeah, that's not that big of a deal for me. I really like the electric nature of it, and I just like the aesthetic of the whole thing and that it's just this ridiculous looking thing. I kinda like that. Does it bother you at all that you would get attention? I was just about to say when you filled the gas tank. I don't know where I came up with that.

You know, when you go to the gas station. I should pull it to the gas pump, get out, look at all the other. Hey, losers. See ya. You're just driving by gas stations. Just holding up your middle finger. But yeah, like if people,

even if they have nice things to say, like, Hey, that's a nice truck. How do you like it? I, you know, that thing captured my imagination when it,

when it was announced, I would still, there's a little piece of me. I think it's like, Oh, I actually, the worst part is I have to talk to strangers now. No,

I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I wouldn't mind the attention. much are they 40 grand that's way less than I thought yeah yeah I feel like I'm compelled to add that they start at 40 grand Kyle's right that's the state uh but they go about the self-driving yeah the self-driving in particular even though it's only software it's interesting tesla has determined that it's easier to manufacture like with all that

self-driving stuff built into it than to configure each truck differently for the buyers so if kyle three years later wants self-driving it's a software upgrade all the cameras and stuff are in place so i think that's i find that really interesting yeah jailbreak your tesla truck yeah but but they always have like they're getting and receiving information back and forth i'm sure they're giving they're like updating the software as time goes on to probably you know perhaps make it more efficient or add features to your display or something this guy's jailbreaking his car yeah Oh, they would fucking lock you down. Yeah, beam down the child porn into his vehicle.

This is a thing I know a little about because I follow it on YouTube and my Google News is catered to electric vehicle news. Anyway, people are jailbreaking it and Tesla's not enforcing anything. They're letting it go. They're not very serious about that so far. A lot of times people are jailbreaking it

because they're taking like two cars that have been in accidents and making the new one. And you know, in theory you can't do that and things don't match, but Tesla has not locked down anyone if you knock yourself out. But it's a big investment and you want it to be future proof.

You don't want Tesla to change their mind and say, you know, now you can't. Yeah, I would just get the one engine one that's $40,000 and then I would probably, I don't know, I would see how I liked it. But I don't know if I would get the self-driving thing right away or not. I'm just not that crazy about it. I'm more interested in like, you know, never buying gasoline again and the look of the thing. you know never buying gasoline again and the look of the thing um but and we we kind of looked at like the zero to 60 times of you can get them with one two or three motors and i guess the three motor thing is just a fucking rocket sled on rails it's crazy the one motor one is pretty

equivalent to like a nice v8 yes regular truck and i guess the the two motor one that will outrun my camaro probably like it's just the one thing to check is uh does one motor also have four-wheel drive because i think you'd want that if you were to go to colorado yeah and i'm definitely going yeah yeah now now i'll do whatever it takes to get four-wheel drive if that requires well if that requires three in three engines then i don't want an $85,000 silly looking car. If I'm going to do that, then I'm going in a different direction and spending $85,000 on a car.

I don't want to spend $85,000 on a car anyway. Fuck that. $40,000 is a comfortable price point. Yeah. That's what I pay for my car. It's fine. Do you want to touch on the combat sports that happened this weekend?

I did watch the GIF. Let's put it. Oh, so you saw the whole fight then? Yeah. I saw the whole thing. It was like how long? A couple seconds? 40 seconds.

Yeah. But nobody was picking Cerrone over McGregor, or were they? I'll go. I'll try not to. I'm all cautious and gun-shy about UFC talk, but when the fight was announced, I was like, this is bullshit. Conor's going to crush this guy.

I listened to the hype. I listened to the promotion. They had me convinced. I think I might have even been picking Cowboy by the time the fight went live. They had so effectively brainwashed me into thinking that cal you know like all right connor's got better hands but cowboy's got the ground game he's got the kicks he's got far more avenues to win this fight than connor does uh you know all connor has

is a left hand apparently a right shoulder and uh left shoulder yeah was it a left shoulder okay i'm sure okay and and a head kick and head kick, which he's very happy about. And yeah, so going into the fight, they had turned me around from what I knew, which was that Conor was picking an easy win. That was my initial thing. They changed my mind, and it turned out they made me wrong. So now Conor won so effectively effectively it's interesting to what's next

right if he were to get a title fight at 170 because of the connor effect that wouldn't be weird a title fight at 155 tougher sell because khabib is not a connor fan but khabib's 100 million fans so maybe that you know would go over well uh or he could fight my personal favorite mass fidel i'd like to see that fight. There's a lot of interesting things. His coach is calling out Gaethje, which is interesting. Gaethje at 170. Conor's relevant again.

Another, oh, oh, oh. And then on the other side, I would really like to see cowboy Nate Diaz. Nah, Nate will fuck him up. Probably. Masvidal's fighting Usman next. That's the fight that both of them are talking about and what Dana's saying is the next fight for them.

And then obviously Tony is fighting Khabib. Just to push back on that, sometimes if they talk about Masvidal-Usman, that can be a Conor-Masvidal negotiating tactic. It's not always as simple. Oh, Masvidal's ready to sign up. Masvidal and Usman are both there begging for the Conor fight. They're just both there in the crowd hoping Conor's going to call one of them out

because they want it so bad. Yeah. It was really fun for me, obviously, because I'm such a big Conor fan. To see him dismantle Travor. was it was really fun for me obviously because i'm such a big connor fan to see him just dismantle cowboy and that you know that that if he threw chael was talking about you know he threw 20 strikes 19 landed um and uh if he'd hit him with that first left it might have just been one strike that that first left he threw it was like some sort of a cartoon punch it was it was awesome and then i loved it i love that cowboy did clench with him

and then that was his undoing he broke his orbital and his nose with those shoulder strikes I've I I knew about the nose the orbital was news to me and uh Bisping said that Connor had a weak chin I said it poorly the cowboy had a weak chin and that uh you know like those shoulder strikes were not that effective shoulder strikes are merely an annoyance this is world champion michael bisping saying this not me he's like you know people throw them and i'm just like would you stop you know they're just annoying they don't do anything let's get let's get serious here he's like don't tell me connor trained his shoulder strikes and that his shoulder strikes are somehow different and more effective than any other shoulder strikes thrown throughout the history of the ufcping's got me like, I guess he's right.

And he is Michael Bisping, so he knows. But it has nothing to do with Cowboy's chin. His nose and eye broke. Like the bones in his skull were broken. I know. These must be good shoulder strikes. Like if you watch it again, like Conor's jumping into them. Like he's not just throwing these.

He's full body and torque and jump and throwing them. Touches. Probably a lot of people are watching this on audio. But on your shoulder right before you deltoid, there's a really hard spot. It's all bone. I don't know why shoulder strikes have never been effective really until Connor threw them. I saw two clips of people destroying with shoulder strikes. Of course, like RMMA dug up two.

One of them, the guy knocks the up to like like one of them the guy knocks the guy to the ground with a shoulder strike really uh yeah yeah i didn't know the fighters you know it's probably eight years old or something i have a theory i have a theory that shoulder strikes aren't normally effective because like let's say i'm fighting you and you're in a position to hit me with your shoulder i probably have my hands all over you and it's very difficult to surprise me with a shoulder. You know, maybe I've got my hands behind your neck or something. And, and I, you know, for a shot to be really hard, it has to be a bit of a surprise,

or maybe I need to be moving down at the same time you're moving up. And maybe shoulder strikes don't normally work well because they're so when you're touching them, the telegraphed. Also it helps the Connors like almost four inches shorter than cowboy, you know, I was like 61 and Connors like five, nine or something like that. So like he's able to really generate some some movement like the distance between his shoulder and cowboy's face is much is much farther so he can generate some power. I um it did you hear chael retell the story that michael bisping told him about masvidal all right well i won't retell it again i thought that was gangster as i in fast forward for people wondering masvidal got into a fight in

like a club or something with two dudes and then then he goes to, I think, the men's bathroom. Another dude walks in the bathroom and Mass Vidal knocks him out too. And everyone is like, how did you know he was even related to the other two? He's probably in there to pee. And Mass Vidal's like, well, I couldn't take that chance. And I'm just like, that makes you a bad guy.

You know that, right? He'd be like, yeah. I just, I see myself, just like that makes you a bad guy you know that right like you I am the he'd like he'd be like yeah I just I see myself when I hear that story I'm not mass Fidel I'm not the first two even cuz I wouldn't pick a fight with that story it's kind of a nice bathroom hello sir how are you right yeah I that that would be the role that because I'm not gonna I got it I'm not gonna pick a fight with mass no one's expecting that like to get clobbered in the bathroom as soon as you walk in and

he's a professional athlete so for him to say I couldn't take that chance that's like me in a bathroom at a middle school that ends in eighth grade saying I couldn't take that chance that it was either me or the kid you don't know you'd be fine you'd be you could like he was a big kid you're one of the top pick a number he was held back 25 best fighters on planet earth right it's chill bro yeah i think they're ranked connor uh 11th uh welterweight in the world now okay seems fair yeah i can't fuss uh a little hard to get i don't know who the 10th best is do you i mean i don't know like all right sure make it sure do it connor has a bit of a 170 record like like the the criticism i give john jones has a bit of a 170 record. The criticism I give...

Jon Jones has a lot of 185 pounders on his resume. Sure. Connor's fought three times at 170 and they're all 155 pounders. I put a little asterisk next to it. That's where they should be fighting, though. That's the thing. Guys like Usman, he shouldn't be fighting at 170. He should be fighting, though. That's the thing. Like, most of the ones that, like, guys like Usman,

he shouldn't be fighting at 170. He should be fighting at 185 or whatever. He should be a weight class up. He's the world champion. I know. That's why. Because he's so big. Yeah, but he's really good at it.

I know. Because he should be fighting at 185. They're all middle schoolers to that behemoth. Okay. I don't know. I wish they'd fix the weight cutting thing. And guys like Conor's size were the 170 pounders. Like Khabib belongs at 172.

Yeah, 170 also. Yeah, and he's missed weight a couple of times. So that would further your argument. Yeah, I'm looking forward to him and Tony. But yeah, that's probably enough UFC talk. I really enjoyed it. I cheered. I was clapping like, yeah, yeah yeah that's probably enough UFC talk I really enjoyed it I cheered I was clapping like yeah UFC talk Roxanne Mata fari huge

underdog a friend of mine because she's a friend of Joe's she toured us around Japan and stuff I spent a few days you matter yeah yeah yeah and I wore the shirt I'm sorry the one who wore the shirt yes yeah and she was our tour guide in the shirt. Yes, yeah. And she was our tour guide in Japan. She speaks Japanese. And I don't know if you know anyone who's just really into Japanese culture and stuff. That's how she is. Yeah. And anyway, she won her fight.

One of the biggest underdogs in the history of the UFC. And I was very happy for her. She was spitting the other girl's blood out. She was like, her blood was running in my mouth. And I was trying to spit it out. I was like, that was so endearing to me's that's the length of the gif of her explaining that and so i just want like three times in a row she's super nice her nickname is the happy warrior she couldn't be sweeter and uh in their post-fight interview he was like yeah i knew her knee was

hurt but you know just just in the octagon Sometimes you have to be a little mean and I'm like yeah, Roxy you do so no she said the opposite of that No, I don't think so. She said if it were bruised I'd have kept attacking it but but after us But but I thought that there was some ligament damage, and I didn't want to destroy her knees, so I left it alone Okay, and like like our MMA was like like come on You're supposed to be a killer. And then people were defending her like, like, everybody wants these fighters to be sociopaths. Here's someone who actually cares.

Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. She was being cool about like, like, she was like, if they were just bruised. Yeah, I'd have kept attacking it. But I thought there was something seriously torn in there. And I didn't want to blow her knee out. So I left it alone. Oh, no, she's getting a lot of praise for that.

I went to the doctor today. My elbow, I am cleared to reintroduce pull-ups again. Good, nice. It's weird how important that is to me. I can't do what I was doing, like live stream 60 pull-ups in a night or anything, but I'm gonna use a little resistance band, which is like the assistance band for pull-ups, and get get back into it so i'll bust out a couple tonight yeah it's a

the big deal to me so it's still sore and tender like i and he's like hey you know if the next day you feel like you paid for it you'll know that was too much but you can get going again so i uh i sent off my dna test a couple weeks ago and it's it takes a long time for them to do the thing. I just pulled it up to see where they were just now. They are extracting my DNA and then they'll begin genotyping and then

they will review it and then there's computation and then the results will be ready. So it's like one to two more weeks before I find out. This is like the Pizza Hut pizza tracker. I don't think that Steve is actually looking at it at that moment, you know, quality checking my pepperoni. I remember at WoodyCraft, like I had to like,

I tried to like investigate people who were robbing me and you'd look up their names and the websites would be like, checking here, checking there. I'm like, this is just a fancy graphic making me wait eight minutes i don't think it has anything to do with what happens in the background i upgraded my my plan i think originally i was like on the plan that just gives you like your history and like like what percentage like north african or german or whatever you are but uh for like a hundred more dollars they yeah right i was like. I was like, well, I got to do it. They, they, they show you like all of your,

your likelihood to get things like Alzheimer's and cancer and your, like your predisposition to certain medical ailments and, and some other stuff too. They do like a whole like family tree search thing. So I was like, yeah, I, yeah, this will be a fun topic on the show when i find out that i'm like eight percent native american and i cut show up in a full headdress demanding a job that'd be hilarious oh man i hope i am i'm gonna guess i'm gonna go ahead and jump out there Oh, man, I hope I am. I'm gonna guess I'm gonna go ahead and jump out there. 2% Native American. Two and two and a half percent.

You think you like? Well, okay, what makes you think that you're part? They always said my great great grandmother or something like that was Cherokee. You know, I don't know anything like that. And it's one of those things where like, and the whole thing, the reason why we did this, if you don't remember was like, I was shitting on Elizabeth Warren and the whole and I was like, myself in her shoes like what i have like made the claim she made because of high cheekbones and someone saying this in my family it's like i i i kind of have high cheekbones and they say it my family too but i didn't put it on any applications yeah i didn't tell anybody this is the first you guys ever heard of this you know me for a decade right yeah like because who

cares right but she's like trying to get ahead in the world based on that and i find that you guys ever heard of this you know me for a decade right yeah like because who cares right but she's like trying to get ahead in the world based on that and i find that to be despicable mostly because i dislike her as a human being also what she's doing to bernie sanders in collaboration with the cnn and you know that's true but i want to know what do you think the biggest surprise might be oh i just don't think i think I have any African heritage because my family are all, all seem to be just so, so racist. No, because, because I feel like I've got some Germanic features and maybe even some Slavic features. So, so I just feel like my people are from much, much more farther North from Africa. So that'd be a shocker. So would any sort of Asian heritage.

farther north from Africa. So that'd be a shocker. So would any sort of Asian heritage. Um, but, um, but the native, so, so I'm, I'm guessing some sort of Germanic, um, maybe Eastern European, um, or, or center, even central Europe kind of stuff, maybe a little bit of Slavic stuff perhaps, but I just can't imagine that there's any like Italian or, or like north african or spanish yeah i don't think so i i've got straight hair and you know i my mom's blonde and my dad's got like jet black hair and i just don't think that's that's gonna be in the cards but i'm really hoping for the native american thing that opened so many doors for me for james i hope so too i hope get... I hope that peace pipes are okay for your people and they sponge your records. It was a religious ceremony.

I'd like to declare these as retroactively religious. Here's this man. Here's guns back. No, no, no. All you get is your bows and arrows. I'll take that. I'm not allowed, though. I would love to go bow hunting. I would love to go in my backyard

and get the compound bow. It's fun. I love doing that. I'm not allowed though. I would love to go bow hunting. I would love to go in my backyard and get the compound bow. It's fun. I love doing that. I'm not allowed to have that. I'm not allowed that. Is there anything else you can't have? Do you have knife restrictions?

Yes, I have knife restrictions. This is what, when you guys were talking about, you were like, yeah, I carry this Leatherman tool. It does this and that. And Taylor was like, well, I got this little flip tool. And I was like, well, I got some chapstick i used to eat you have a tsa approved pair of pliers and a paper clip for poking yeah i asked um you know there was a whole briefing when i got out and i met my first probation officer um not the first i'd had but

like first one who's like post trial post conviction probation and I've gone on to another one since him. But uh, you know, he was running through the rules with me and everything, the things I can and cannot do. And uh, he was like, man, no knives, no weapons. And I was like, wait, what about pepper sprays? Like, nope, no pepper spray. And I was like, what, what about my kitchen knives?

He goes, keep them in the kitchen. I was like, Jesus Christ. Because I've got all these expensive kitchen knives. I'm like, what am I going to do with all my kitchen knives? Yeah, good times. I'm still, I know me and my dumbass knives, but I'm still stuck on the knife thing. I'm like, that's a real showstopper. Can we negotiate? No one thinks of a Leatherman as'm like, that's a real showstopper. Can we negotiate?

No one thinks of a Leatherman as a weapon. It's not a particularly good one. It's got a blade in there. It does. I don't think I'm allowed to carry that blade around. I had to go around and I had a box cutter in my car for cutting boxes. Right. That's all they're really good for.

Well, that's not all they're good for. But I was just like, I don't think I should have this in the car. right yeah that's all they're really good for well that's not all they're good for but i was just like i don't think i should have this in the car it's like a utility blade that slides out right yeah yeah yeah i mean you could cut people with it but you could stab very well yeah it's definitely a slashing weapon yeah yeah yeah if you wanted to disfigure a woman it would be ideal i mean that's why i have the acid in stock in the first place. Yeah, it's hard to get good acid these days. Could you get liquid nitrogen?

Is that hard to buy? You know? I just feel like this is a thing Kyle might know. Yeah, you can get it. Because people use it for keeping sperm samples for livestock viable. They have these big aluminum cans that look like the old school milk cans. And they have this top. It looks very sci-fi.

And they put the liquid nitrogen in there. So yeah, you can buy it. Colin watched a video. I don't remember his name. He was a paramotor pilot that died and he had like 11 million subs. Mr. Amazing? I forget.

Mr. Incredible. Anyway, he put liquid nitrogen in a balloon and then sealed it. And I guess as it turned from liquid nitrogen to gas, it filled up a big balloon, like a six-foot balloon. Colin wants to do it and i don't know maybe it'd be fun you can go buy a helium tank for much cheaper really right yeah you can you can

get this little helium tank from party stores that's about this tall and this wide and it's got the little balloon nozzle that thing you you bend down and it inflates balloons. You know, we're getting expensive. I haven't done it. I haven't played with liquid nitrogen, but I'm just guessing because it's a very interesting, it's a... Based on Mythbusters, it looks like fun, so.

Oh, it looks like a ton of fun. I think they said in the video he spent $100 and he inflated, I'll say it took him four balloons before he did it well. Okay. Yeah. Because if it touches the balloon, that part gets hard. So, like, imagine the neck of it.

Like, it's hitting the sides and now he can't tie it off and stuff like that. If I were going to play with that stuff, I would want to dip things into it and then shatter them. Like, pick an apple and dip it in there and then grab it with the tongs and then drop it and let then shatter them like an like like pick an apple and dip it in there and like then grab it with the tongs and then drop it and let it yeah shatter yeah that looks cool that does sound cool i don't know what to play with it maybe we'll get some i have a hundred dollar afternoon i mean i just googled it you can you can definitely order it um they ship it like i wouldn't go to a farm supply place? I don't know.

I don't know. I've done very little research. I'll have to Google it. You can buy a bottle of nitrogen for a couple hundred bucks. You can go to like a welding supply store, but that's not what you want. Yeah, I don't think that'd be- Because that's like a pressurized container, just like you would buy oxygen or argon or any of the welding gases.

Whatever I use in MIG. Yeah, probably argon or any of the welding glass whatever i use in mig that yeah probably argon but yeah that that would be fun yeah i've never i've never played with it um thermite was really the only like silly chemistry stuff i ever messed with taylor how was your return to work you hit the ground running or did it sometimes after a vacation i'm charged and ready to do my job other times after a vacation i think you know i'd like to be a permanent vacationer i was totally fine yeah yeah it was all good the only thing that sucked is like for the couple days after i got back like up till like yesterday afternoon like i just was feeling like weird like all the walking felt like i was swaying like i was like

if i like was taking a shit and stood up afterward i'd be like whoa like this felt like i was gonna like fall into a wall almost with like some some nausea so but after that went away it was yeah totally fine spent a lot of time at sea i guess like it usually spent a lot of happy time docked too yeah it was probably yeah it definitely wasn't half the time but uh yeah we were at sea for quite a while which i was fine with i was having fun i didn't know that it would kick in after you get off the boat i thought it was like mission accomplished done everything's back to normal but now yeah it seems like you had like the reverse yeah we're different from i'm sorry, I cut off Kyle.

No, go ahead. It was when I'm at sea, that's what I'm feeling seasick. And that sort of whoa, whoa, whoa. And sometimes we'll reach the dock in the middle of night and I wake up and I'm just like, Oh, we're not moving. This is good. You know, I woke up in a happy place because because they're not at sea. Yeah, I was laying down and like, even though it's kind of making my girlfriend sick like as i'm laying in the bed and the sea's like moving you i'm like

man this is nice like this kind of a little rock and a little relax and it was i liked that but did not like the off onshore feeling but it seems like it only lasted like two days so whatever where was your room so i'll preface it with this my father has a preference for the less expensive rooms they're in the bottom middle of the ship and they move the least so if you were to like go up five stories well they just move more that's not where that's not next to the fulcrum or if you go to the front or the back they move more where was your room we we were in the middle uh i guess lower, but we were on the outside because we went in the window. And so I thought that was cool to be able to see out, see how quick of a clip you were

moving at. Did your window get water over it? Like did it splash? No, we were higher. A little higher. Too high for that. Yeah. Yeah.

No, ours on the worst days, it would come over the window, which is kind of neat too. Well, there's like, it was funny. Like I i was walking through i don't remember what area it was like some lobby and it was really pitched harder than it did the whole trip and there's a big crowd of people and it's funny that every single person like in a synchronized dance loses one step to the left you know so that was that was kind of funny but yeah overall really good time happy to be home though very cool yeah i bet so yeah that's that's a nice feeling that when you get back from a vacation and you actually get back to your house definitely yeah yep i'm gonna play with my dogs have some dinner it'll be fun oh cool all right bkn 283 yeah