Painkiller Already - PKN #285

Episode Date: February 14, 2020

Support the show & watch the PKN video by becoming a $10 Patron https://www.Patreon.com/PKA Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com   Timeline by Urban   0:00:00 - Woody starts the show 0:00:03 - Bernie Sanders leading the Iowa caucus 0:01:15 - Election and Super Bowl betting, Chiz’s big win 0:02:35 - Back to Politics: who’s leading, how quick things can change, and more 0:17:29 - Rush Limbaugh has lung cancer, thoughts on cigarettes and cigars 0:20:01 - Michael Bloomberg’s stop and frisk impact on crime  0:22:39 - Kyle’s experience in New York City 0:25:00 - Taylor recalls an old meme and the guys have a good laugh 0:27:30 - Taylor’s workout motivation and how its inspiring Woody 0:29:17 - Opie and Anthony funny show moments  0:33:37 - Kyle has cancelled his SiriusXM subscription, what everyone listens to in the car 0:37:30 - Kyle recommends HBOs now show The Outsider  0:43:54 - Super Bowl halftime show 0:45:56 - Trump recent Twitter slip up 0:49:55 - Back to politics: Caucus, voting in the early days of America, Trumps power 0:54:36 - American weaponry vs the rest of the world 0:55:47 - Next generation rifles that might replace the M4 1:07:19 - Woody calls it a show

All right, PKN 285. Hal was just showing us that Bernie Sanders is crushing it in the early results. What are we looking at? Yeah, you know it's caucuses, so this is going to shift, and this is early results. But at this station, Bernie's got 52% of the vote, and Biden has 6% of the vote. Oh, that's poor. That's crazy. Wait, how can that be real?

Well, I think that it's so early, the results are just, they don't represent what the final one will be yet. But if you're like me, it's fun to watch. I've been waiting through the world's longest preseason ever, and today's the first game. That's where I am. But, yeah, I was even thinking about how to handle this politics season. I felt like what we did four years ago had room for improvement.

Maybe it was too much politics. Probably mostly my fault, to be clear. Yeah, it was all of us. But this time around, it's like I don't want to completely avoid politics. It is the biggest topic of the day, but we can do it better. But yeah, so today is the first game of the season iowa caucuses they hardly hand out any delegates but it sets a tone and that matters a lot so uh we'll see what's up yeah to me it's about is this is this the betting line you just linked

yeah just link the betting lines what does that mean if someone's plus 6 600 that means that they're tremendous if i want a hundred dollars i gotta bet six thousand six hundred dollars okay whereas bernie sanders being minus 325 is you have to bet 325 to win 100 um i think that is what that means yeah yeah yeah so if you bet 325 you'd get 425 back you know yeah some of my friends are so into gambling we're watching the super bowl last night and they're like pulling stuff up and they're like i got 50 riding on the under for the national anthem the line's a minute 58 and like she was doing like like in the and like in that part of it and they're like come on wrap it up

like in that part of it and they're like come on wrap it up he won it was only a minute and 52 seconds i think chis won eight bets on the super bowl like he had not just the winner like he had like everything it's like eight different lines he won i don't know how much money yeah it's yeah i think it was in the i think it was in the thousands but the lowish thousands right you know he didn't bet the house yeah I still really nice money for not working it's a good deal yeah we can jump back to politics and talk about the Super Bowl later so I mean that we don't really have anything it's just it's just these early results are really interesting that's that's all I I was I was pleased to see that you know that because i think the way what he's right i think this sets a tone this has nothing to do with like all right he won iowa two more steps and he's the president it's

not that it's more than it's more about name recognition to me it's it's about getting like like we know bernie but i feel like maybe the average voter who doesn't watch a lot of television or they're like oh that biden feller, he was Obama's vice president. But then, oh, he's getting his asshole pushed in. You see that, Gladys? Just a real mud dump. And Biden in particular, his biggest strength is that he's winning, right? He's winning because he's winning.

He's popular because he's popular. He's popular. The thing, the stamp that he earned somehow is that he's the one who is the best chance of beating Trump if he loses in Iowa I feel like his strength gets tarnished a lot yeah it's like extra important to him compared to you maybe previous presidential candidates. It's just interesting how quickly the wind changes with all these people. You'd think we'd remember just four years ago with the Republicans where it's like, oh, fucking Jeb Bush

surging ahead. Oh, humiliated by Trump. No one likes that guy anymore. Oh, here comes fucking that guy who's now in housing and urban development ah no stick to brain surgery buddy yeah yes yeah that is it yeah and now like i was so convinced for a while i was like i was never on the joe biden train ever since the tooth stuff and he started being ridiculous i thought i was like i would have put money a couple months ago on warren being the one that they were gonna put up and she has collapsed one thing that leads to that roller coaster is i feel like the media and i don't usually like for sure uh you jump on to like you know media working as a thing

but i will always say they love controversy and they grab outlier polls and say look there's this new poll now buddha judge is winning look at this one poll we found that's different from the other nine now sanders is winning or like like here this one um real clear politics presents the polls in a format that i like um they have good sports stuff too do they oh uh 537 has good sports stuff i don't know if maybe that's something enough yeah yeah um so if you look at this my link didn't work bernie that last link didn't work for you here's here's another satellite as soon as we look at your thing okay so um uh yeah bernie sanders won this nbc's wall street's point by 27 to 26 over Biden.

That one, that one out of the last, I can't count, six, got more attention than the other five combined. The other five combined are boring. Biden wins every national poll. No one cares. It's not news. But when Bernie wins one, it gets all the attention. That's the narrative. Look, look who's surging.

And I'm not saying biden's gonna win only that it's easy to feel like the lead is flip-flopping when every outlier poll gets all the attention yeah well i think it's to those of us who um like follow like i like bernie a lot so so uh and i think a lot of the stuff he says is pretty good stuff. There's a lot of it that I'm just like, okay, that's not going to happen. What's your favorite thing? There's no telling. So many. I don't know.

I'm in the air. Taylor, your arms look huge, by the way. I noticed it yesterday in the hangout. I've been really going hard. It means a lot. Thank you. Yeah. To me, it just seems like the more

people are exposed to sanders the more than they that they will like him it's like i don't know it's like chocolate it's like if nobody ever heard of chocolate and vanilla is just just winning in all the polls and i'm like i just gotta taste a little chocolate we're gonna win this thing chocolate destroys vanilla it's not even close just all these old timers that's all those old people they've only ever had vanilla they won't try the chocolate if they just smell it we just gotta get that we just gotta get them to smell it somehow that's not racist to me everybody's not gonna like it lady once you go chocolate you never go back lit i think well i apologize my ice cream example has really gone off the rails.

I was just saying I'm a fan of Rocky Road, and I'm trying to make sure you can all taste me. Taste it. Yeah, more than the Apolleton guy. Bernie's going to win Iowa, and if he doesn't, he's definitely going to win New Hampshire. And then I want to see what impact that has on the guy who's only winning because he's going to win. Mark my words.

I don't even know that Biden is going to survive until November. Now, if he dies next week, watch. He's going to be like, all right, Kyle, so what's happening this week? Holy shit, what did Biden have on Hillary? And what did Kyle know? I don't know. If Ginsburg is still alive, then Biden can stick around. Sanders 67, Warren 32,

and then zero. Oh, yeah. I didn't share your image yet. It just started, though, right? I guess now you can vote all day, right? No. I think it starts at five. And would that be six there?

What is the time zone in Iowa? Does anyone know? Iowa is central. Okay. Yeah. So I think six. So same as you, but six for Eastern guys. Anyway, for people watching, it started half an hour ago.

Yeah. But the way caucuses work, if the guy you wanted to vote for is the fourth place, they're like, alright, that doesn't count. Change it. You're right about that. They literally go to oftentimes high school gyms, like the basketball courts. I think you're right. Is that indoor football with the AstroTurf um I'm gonna show it again for anyone watching it's a nice-ass high school and they stand in

corners right so you know you go stand in the Elizabeth corner you stand in the Bernie corner etc and if you're all by yourself voting for Steyer they're like alright Steyer's not getting any delegates pick which new corner you go to or some people will be uncommitted. And how effective the other people are in that gym at selling their candidate to get you to switch over is a really big deal. And it's the one thing I've had this question for ages. So Biden leads in all these polls, right? But he doesn't lead in enthusiasm, at least in my perception. For sure.

But he doesn't lead in enthusiasm, at least in my perception. For sure. Does it matter, right? Does it matter if Taylor votes for Biden unenthusiastically and I vote for Sanders really enthusiastically? Does that matter? But I think in Iowa, it does. Because this is a point where people are cheering, bringing people over to their part of the gym.

Okay, so Biden is at 8%. We're going to need you to change your vote elizabeth warren or bernie said it going back to steyr thank you and then another thing that happens is people go home right they yeah that's what i that's what i was thinking like i feel like i feel like biden's voters just like i don't i'm awful confused Sometimes they're in that damn, you know, I mean, in this case, it looks like an indoor football stadium. And, and like 11 PM rolls around and they're like, you know what?

I decided I don't care that much. I'm going home. Maybe they put turf down for this thing. It's just bizarre that there's an indoor. Am I like, am I not seeing hashtags under his arm? Like the- I see it see it i see them but you know and then in the cross or something like who does indoor football maybe it's arena football but arena football has boards so i don't know and high schools don't have arena football it's

well i made up really good not all high schools that i'm more interested in the genesis of this playing field any of this playing field than I am in any of this political stuff right now, to be honest. Yeah, I'm on the same page with you. What's going on? Did they lay down the Asher turf to protect the basketball court? Now I'm inventing things. That's what I was thinking.

That'd be weird. I'm asking people. They never do that. What is the Iowa D Bulldogs? Like, what could this – I wish I knew what the rest of it said. Yeah, I'm looking up the Iowa Bulldogs. The Des Moines Bulldogs, maybe? Well, that's the best we can say.

There's a few Bulldogs in Iowa, unfortunately. Shit. Oh, man. Like, the second most common fucking... Or the most common school mascot. Drake University, possibly? Maybe. man like the second most common fucking or the most common university possibly maybe i forgot drake was in iowa oh i've known that long since before i just googled it yeah you didn't know of renowned iowa

saying indoor soccer oh oh yeah it, yeah, that's probably right. People do that. But soccer fields are enormous, aren't they? There's indoor soccer, too, and lots of intramural indoor soccers. Like, there's men's league indoor soccer. Indoor soccer's smaller fields, too. I think that's a good guess. Or a good no.

Maybe he's not guessing at all. I didn't know the way they did this was by, like, going to corners. That's pretty funny. But also, it would be fun to go and like not really care either way and just try an alpha male and bully the room into doing what you wanted to do just one guy he's like pick a new one he's like nope i'm doing it 12 angry men style i can outlast all you and i'll be the only one standing in stire corner no one goes home until we all vote for steyr i just told you i'm not saying i have a gun i don't have a gun but i might in my car out

is being hilarious right first of all i don't think he's even everyone's been running in iowa and new hampshire for a year now so bloomberg Bloomberg is like all right I I fold on those two states I am beginning my campaign with Super Tuesday and then you watch his ads I don't even like he did a 30-second ad where he just showed pictures of Donald Trump looking fat while golfing and apparently Trump is like incensed over it flipping his lid in the white house but they're just unattractive photos of him unable to climb small inclines or making funny faces on his follow-through he's got to know that his trump does not have a flattering ass especially when it's in those tight khakis like you you just see his... Bloomberg. That's the picture I'm picturing.

It's the one where he's like on his follow through and he's just got his enormous old man ass filling out those pictures. It's a big butt. Bloomberg describes himself as an actual billionaire, right? You know, like throwing stones. Because I don't know what Trump's billions are worth. I've heard it's two or three and Bloomberg's is 40.

So it's a significant difference. Have you seen how much he pays in advertising it's like the entire campaign uh tulsi paid 1.1 bernie paid 11.5 warren paid 20. uh bloomberg joined three weeks ago he spent 200 million you're right he had a super bowl ad. I didn't even watch the Super Bowl, but I know about it. They changed the fucking rules for the debates to allow him in. Did you see that? You guys mentioned it on the show. I didn't read it in the news. Yeah, so I think that the prerequisites were... Rules don't apply to billionaires. One of the things was

you had to have X amount of donations from Y amount of donors. That's a pretty good representation of your support. And he has one donor and $200 million. And they're like, that's a pretty good representation of your support. And he has one donor and $200 million. And they're like, that'll do. They just changed the rules to let him in. No, I think it was one of you guys mentioned in the Hangout that Yang got booted.

But I have low confidence, but I read that Yang was still in. So now I'm not sure. I don't know anything about that. I think I must have been mistaken because I read somewhere that it might have resulted in him getting booted but i think there was someone else who like um who who maybe couldn't make it um because maybe they had like slightly fewer donators or something like they just they were almost there but then they changed the so the rules still apply to everybody but Bloomberg? Well, his unique circumstance is lots of money, one donor. I think the other guy's circumstance was good amount of money, quite a few donors.

And so he's still not allowed. His circumstance, it almost deserves. We don't even know that guy's name. It almost deserves a rule change in that he's like, well, I'm not trying to raise money. Most candidates, this is how they get elected. I'm going to sell fund. well, I'm not trying to raise money. Most candidates, this is how they get elected.

I'm going to self-fund. So removing me from the debates, if I'm polling well enough, shouldn't do that. You just make it so you can't self-fund. I don't understand why he's running at all. I would imagine to try and pilfer some voters from Bernie or something. It seems like some sort of personal vendetta against Donald Trump. He has no grassroots support. His ads are so hateful kyle has a strong point i was gonna answer differently

i think he viewed the democratic field as weak like most of them were except for biden and maybe buddha judge are too far left to win so you take buddha judge out maybe because of the gay thing biden's the only electable candidate and he's not much stronger than hillary if at all so i think he was like dude this is the weakest field ever i'm gonna throw my hat in that to me is the opportunity he spotted but we'll see how did bloomberg make his money oh probably a finance media right yeah don't media finance you know what now that i opened up his wikipedia i'm realizing i Don't care. You know what? Now that I opened up his Wikipedia, I'm realizing I don't care. I don't care at all. He's short, though. I'm taller than you, bitch. You can't buy that.

He's easy to dislike. Like I see his YouTube ads and they're like, the gun lobby's number one enemy. I'm like, oh, OK. It's like a bunch of assault rifles being chopped in half or something like that. Actually, no, I'm starting to lean towardsyle that he's just running as a vendetta because there is no fucking way that bernie bros who are all stoked on bernie are going to be like well i guess i'm going with the finance capitalist worth 60 billion dollars since my boy bernie got screwed out again yeah i'm gonna go with lazabeth warren the most shrill person god she seems so annoying i i i really do prefer hillary clinton to her if it were one or the other i'd pick hillary she doesn't rub me

the same way hillary's way worse she has such a punchable face it's way more annoying indian heritage that's it you're racist against almost cherokees white people pretending to be indians folk honest yeah i heard uh rush limbaugh caller focahontas today he has advanced lung cancer apparently i read that as i was doing research the left is trolling him because he spent years saying that uh he smoked for like 30 years and he's like now i didn't smoke because of how great it is to stop and but he's still like featured in cigar fishing auto magazine oh yeah why does it count well he smoked cigarettes prior to that and um and something else he oh oh he i don't they're nailing him for his stance on secondhand smoke like no one's ever been hurt or damaged from it but i don't know what the truth is there in any case i think smoke is very bad for you for sure like i i wouldn't want to be in the car with

someone who's smoking like with the windows up especially but then the other thing is like if somebody got some bad passage on the street with a cigarette don't act like you've just been shot don't hit the floor like man down i don'thand smoking if it's cigars because sometimes cigars smell pretty good. The experience of smoking them sucks, but smelling somebody else's isn't too bad. I agree with everything you said. I can find secondhand cigar smoke almost pleasant sometimes.

Unless they're close to you. I would rather smoke five cigars than a cigar. There's just a happy pocket you need to be in to enjoy someone else's cigar smoke. I've been at a poker table at poker tables you're pretty much allowed to do whatever the you want like nobody can mess with your personal habits over there and there was this guy he'd be smoking this fat stogie and it was like unraveling and falling apart because it's probably something cheap it smelled like wet it's just because we're drinking and smoking does not mean you can look at child porn on your phone.

You said any and all vices were allowed. You're watching an eight year old blowing adult man. I'm comfortable for what I'm seeing here. If I don't call the authorities. Now I got to call the authorities on my illegal poker game because my friend decided to bring a bunch of kids blowbanging one another on the ground. Is that Jeffrey Epstein? On the cigarette smoke thing, I really dislike cigarette smoke to the point where someone could finish a cigarette and then maybe 30 seconds later wanna get in my car, and I never say anything, but internally I think it.

Like, ah, I guess. Even though they're not actively smoking anymore, it's all over them, and something about cigarettes just stick more than almost any other odor. Like, it's a thing. And Bloomberg, for $20 twenty thousand dollars a year you could get a physical device or software that provides access to a wealth of real-time financial market data so that's what he did he provided real-time market data and that's where he got rich okay okay

he also took everybody's 20 ounce sodas away right you the stop and frisk is the one that made him most that's the thing that liberals are mad at him about the most. Didn't that drastically reduce crime in New York? Yes, but it was at a time where crime drastically reduced in America, so it's hard to attribute how successful it was. Hasn't crime gone up since they stopped doing it? I don't think so. I go by these gun stats where it's just always going down, but it's always getting more press.

I feel like Taylor has no idea. He's just asking these questions. Didn't a lot of people die from the frisking? Some people like being frisked. Didn't a lot of child molesters volunteer to be friskers? Yeah. You got to stop. Actually, I think we are gun shooting.

God damn it, Ted. That little girl don't have nothing. You've been on her for half an hour. I'll find something. Oh, you do. I think she's smuggling something near these budding titties. These New York friskers sound suspiciously southern. Yeah, they do.

You know how we is around these parks in New York City. Now up in the Bronx, we've been frisking for years. You know that in like Hasidic communities in New York, they have their own police. Oh yeah. And they'll just harass the shit out of people in fake cop cars and they just are

allowed to do it. It's like, what? You can just have your own police? How is that allowed? I think it's like private security but it's more like, almost like a religious police too at the same time, right? Like they're gonna catch you if you're eating the wrong thing or your dreadlocks don't look right. Or if you're not Hasidic

walking around their neighborhood late at night. Oh, I'd do it. What are you doing over here? I saw you pick up a penny over there, and it was not yours. You did not drop it. I found a better one. That second link I just sent, New York. It's murders, not necessarily gun murders,

which I guess is what Stop and Frisk was about, or drugs. I don't know. But you know what it's not bad the first one i showed kind of demonstrates how it went down in all these places newark and even farther away and this shows the huge drop that happened whatever it just has been going down since 1990 really man i've only been in new york for three years i've only been in new york like three or four times i I think three. And I spent probably a total of two weeks there walking around. And what I discovered was that if you're just a little bit polite, you are a real outlier and people appreciate it.

Like you start holding a few doors open and they're like, suspicious of you. What are you going to mug me when I walk through? You're trying to get behind me, right? I'm the opposite. When I'm in New York, I'm like, all right, you need to look slightly angry and keep to yourself. I do the opposite. I'm smiling. I'm like, no, sir.

After you. And he's like, yeah. That paints you as a target. There used to be a thing. I remember those times. The 50s. That guy's as a target. Mares used to be a thing. I remember those times, the 50s. That guy is not from around here. Dude, walking around the Midwest, it's the exact opposite. If a guy doesn't hold the door open for me as I'm walking into the gas station,

I'm like, where does he get off? Because I open every door. I hold every door. See, I'm from Jersey, but I've moved south, so I have my own system. I base it on how hot you are. That guy's pretty cute. If you're good looking enough, you can be 40 feet away, I'll wait. But if you're Fatty McFatty,

that door closes right behind me. I might pull it. As they're coming, you're pulling it close. It was a good workout, actually. You can't get in here, Sally. It's like Rome. This quick trip isn't for you fat. Fats. That's the Biden reference. I try to be as polite as possible to average people. I notice they always really appreciate it. I'm very always, yes, sir. No, ma'am. Always getting those doors

for folk. Yeah. Yes, sir. No, ma'am. I feel like sometimes the no, ma'am is a little tougher because if it's like a woman about my age and I'm trying to be polite, she's like a fucking bank teller or something. No, ma'am feels like she might think like, what the hell? Where's this guy getting off? How old does he think I am? You ever throw a madam in there and tip a fake hat that's not even there? That's beyond gay, of course not. No I don't Kyle, because I've had sex. How about a m'lady?

I come in with my con-piece and my top hat. Yeah, you know, you just pick up a m'lady and then you tip a hat that's not even there and oh, that gets the juices flowing. That sounds lame, that's why I just shake my cane. Do you remember that old 4chan meme? This that sounds like that's why i just shake my cane do you remember that old 4chan meme this is all it's from like seven eight years ago now and it's like on a college campus and it shows a guy wearing like athletic shorts and a tank top like clearly come back from the gym or going to the gym pretty fit and then he's with a girl also fit you know they're walking together clearly you know boyfriend girlfriend maybe something like that hooking up and they're both like fit people going to the gym and it was a

picture of their backs and you could see and it was the comment was like i am tired of putting all this effort into my appearance get a load of this guy i dress better than him i spend more money on my outfit than him and he's the one who's taking home the girls. Life is a fucking joke. This is in it. But you could see like the two fit people walking away. And it's just a shadow of the guy who took the picture. Just an enormous fat guy with a fedora. It's like I have seen that not because of your clothes.

Right. Actually, that guy puts more effort into his appearance than you do yeah gotcha yeah I love the laughing stock so the fedora look at his head to body ratio oh I'm not showing it well to everyone Oh, I'm not showing it well to everyone. It's 1 to 30. Jesus, back up bad posture too. I don't think that that was unintentional. What it says is, what annoys me is I dress way better than most of these faggots running around there.

These douchebags still get the women. Took this a while back of some goober in lame ass shorts in high school. Kind of shit with this cutie pie i guess you got to be an asshole to get women these days and yeah but he's attacking this guy what this guy's wearing as if this is like like he's going out for a for a night on the town when clearly like like he's probably been jogging i feel like jogging i believe it's called jogging but isn't our part of this conversation like people claiming that Hulk Hogan's going to beat some guy based on merits?

This is all a ruse, right? He posted it knowing his shadow was there. I don't know about that, man. If so, still a very funny bit. True. I'm fine with it either way. But I liked what you said there, Woody. You reminded me of the, actually, no, that other guy put a lot more effort into his appearance than the than him

it's like that uh it's some quote from schwarzenegger that i like a lot where he's like you can't buy it you can't rent it you can't cheat your way into it like like the fact that my physique's like this like it shows discipline people look at me and they immediately know like i'm a prison tagger you're fucking look at me like you can't i don't know like motivated me taylor's motivation is gonna it's gonna overwhelm me i'm psyched keep it up taylor keep it up i want to work out more than i am i worked out yesterday i did well but um i still have to go easy on the elbow thing i feel like if I put in yeah all the enthusiasm I have that I'll need to take six weeks off it's not worth it like better to wait time to get out

there in the pool with some of those some of those resistant things it's February this is part of the party I do this every day all day just strengthen in my dumbass little muscles so I can work the big ones without getting hurt is that all you're supposed to do go like that there's two things yeah the big so the injury is here and the way to exercise it is to go like this I get to get a good one and I like a lot probably do it it hurts it starts to get sore around 50 so that's about what i do and i probably do that six times a day every day but maybe that's why i'm not healing i don't think so but you're twisting it you're supposed to bend it well that's another thing i do but that one

doesn't uh hit the right muscles for me. But what was I going to say? Oh, Rush Limbaugh. We already talked about that. Yeah, well, that sucks. I've never in my entire life listened to the Rush Limbaugh show. You should listen to it, man. He's fun. I mean, if I'm listening to radio, I'm pretty much always listening to old Opie and Anthony's.

I've been re-listening the last few days through lady di's internship again and that is so funny you got to watch that i think that's better watched than heard oh i haven't seen the video version of it i've watched like the clip versions of the videos where they have a bunch of little we're talking about o and a um and when they had an anthony they had this lady called lady die come in and literally start working for them. And she's vomiting and shitting herself. She's a hardcore alcoholic and was going into withdrawals. There was someone, I was listening to one today,

and it's me. At this point, though, this Lady Di internship was from 2014, and the last clip of her was on, after Anthony got fired, was on Opie and Jim show. And when she calls in and she's totally got whatever that like wet brain, like you've been an alcoholic for 50 years disease or whatever. And like, she thinks that she's in the Navy.

She thinks Reagan is president. Do you remember that? I don't know about that one. That's great. No, it's literally, it's just Jim and Opie, and they're like, hey, Lady Di, it's been a while.

What's up? She's like, I'm okay. I'm on a ship. I'm on a Navy ship. They're like, really? You're on a Navy ship? Where are you docked? She's clearly in a mental home now, and she's asking on the orderly, excuse me, where are we docked?

They don't know. They don't know where we are off the coast of Norfolk. Ma'am, now please take these pills. When she was she was doing the fucking the internship, it was like two hours into the first day. And they're like, have you had anything to drink? You know, it's a radio show, so it starts like 630 in the morning. It's probably seven or eight right now.

And they're like, drink anything today? She's like, no, not at not at all well i had two natty ices at 2 a.m it's like okay well that's weird but okay and then like in the middle of a bit she gets like i guess a type of withdrawal where you just start like dry heaving like you're gonna vomit and so they're trying to talk about something and she's just going then the gym and anthony are like oh stop it stop or she's like i'm just i really said and she goes and she vomits in the sink in the ladies room and uh they kick her out of the bathroom for their her entire internship and she has to go with the starbucks across the street can you imagine being like a normal guest for that show and coming in and seeing that like if you're an actual celebrity i know on the stern show like they the bathroom situation was always really fucked up like howard has his own

toilet and nobody but his but then there's also like there's two more tiers of toilets below that there's like a staff bathroom slash guest bathroom and then there's like the bathroom for the whole hallway this is going back a while because they've redone all the bathrooms since then a couple times at the serious studios but i remember they had one of their notoriously disgusting guests i don't remember who it was maybe beetlejuice the little midget with that has that that pointy head syndrome microencephaly yeah he had shit in the floor like he like he laid a turd right in the floor. And they had some guest like like like an A list celebrity like I don't know, Christie Brinkley, or like, maybe that that that supermodel that was on America's Got Talent, like Heidi Klum,

like somebody like that. And they're like, Heidi Klum almost stepped in this fucker shit. What are we gonna do? And Robin was like, I went in there and I saw the shit. And I went and I told Roberta, there's a shit. There's a shit in the floor. It's a little one, but it's definitely a shit. And they're just having a guy. And of course, like you go to Beetlejuice, he's retarded. And you ask him like, did you make a mess in the floor?

Me, who me? No, no. Don't you usually wear diapers? I don't wear no diapers. And everybody around him is like nodding like he wears diapers. You can see the. He wears diapers. Yeah, it's disgusting.

Disgusting. The people it's got. It's such a weird dichotomy of guests. You've got on one end. You've got literally a retarded midget that they found on the street on the other end. It's an it's an A-list celebrity that we've all heard. Robert Downey Jr. will be in it three, but first let's go to Beetlejuice. I just liked that for you later, Kyle. Yeah, I'll watch it.

Have you watched Howard lately? Has he redeemed himself at all for you? I canceled the service. So that's a no. for you i i canceled the service yeah that's a no yeah yeah i know was did you cancel it just whatever three months ago before you took off yeah before i went to prison i canceled it and i had no interest in like re-upping um how much is it like 15 bucks a month you can negotiate like i don't know what it starts at but if you just keep being like that seems a little steep i don't know i really want to watch but that's just keep hassling them and all of a sudden it's like four dollars a month or something like like

it starts at like 45 50 a month but this there's seemingly no bottom because there's no cost to like signing you up and that there's only the value of you as another subscriber to them and so at some point if you were free in theory you'd be better than canceled. Exactly. Yeah. So they'll just keep me. No, I think I want out. No, no. So we, we, because you're a loyal customer, we have this program. I don't think so. Well, I mean, maybe we could know, and they'll just keep lowering the price over and over. And they'll be like, well, we could make it this, this little for this long. And we could throw in this and yeah, they'll lower the shit out of that price if you negotiate. And they just turn it on.

You know, if you've got like a modern vehicle like you do, you know, you just be like, yeah, I'm in this car. And they're like, I'll turn your radio to channel zero and tell me what the code is. And you tell them the code and they're like, all right, now you have Sirius XM. And even if your car didn't do it, you can do it through your phone. If your car works with your phone at all, that's an option. Yep. Yeah.

And once you've got it, you have access to like having it on your phone, having it on your computer or tablet, whatever, all your devices. And also, um, having access to like the videos that the Stern show does. They've got a whole department, which is probably just two guys that do a lot of video stuff for them. And it's often worth seeing, seeing what's actually happening in that studio. a whole department which is probably just two guys that do a lot of video stuff for them and it's often worth seeing seeing what's actually happening in that studio like truck one thing that frustrates me if i plug my phone in it's great but if i don't plug my phone in that like

middle console it goes to like serious advertisements telling me that i didn't pay for the subscription after six months or it goes to some fm i don't i don't even want to say station it goes to fm static and just like and it's like i'm hurrying i'm trying to plug it in i have to unlock and and like i wish it was just like hey this is a good station this is where what he likes to be until he plugs his phone in and stayed there. Can't you do that in the interim? Can't you get in your truck, put it on FM 101.1, like golden oldies, and then turn your truck off, and next time you get in,

it's going to just be on that, and then you can plug your thing in while the oldies play? It seems to change. I never touch that. All I do is plug my phone in and go there, but I get different things all the time when the phone's not plugged in. Yeah. I just listened to local radio.

I listened to, um, listen a little bit of talk. Um, there's like a local radio. You don't just go straight up funny shit on YouTube or podcasts or no, I can't remember the last time I listened to regular radio YouTube on the rate on your car.

Yeah. Yeah. I just will. I have unlimited data so i'll just play the video and have it go through my bluetooth or whatever i'm doing yeah i'll do that i do look at it at all like can you no no usually like it's it's literally like old ona and there are thousands tens of thousands of hours of this show and i i'll listen to uh you know it's atlanta it's good radio so i'll listen to like um like 70s or i'll listen

to talk radio one or the other i listen to spotify almost all the time and uh it has like a daily drive thing where it actually gives you songs based on like the songs you've already proven to like and listen to the end and then it has like a little news stuff and sometimes the news is really interesting like it news doesn't really tell the whole story like it'll be little podcast anecdotes about a plane or something and it's yeah it's pretty cool it just might oh if you want a new show hbo has a really good series that's ongoing right now there are five episodes in it's called the outsider it's uh it's it has jason bateman in it you know the guy from ozark yeah Ozark. He directs it as well. It is bizarre.

He directed some of Ozark too. He's a talented guy. I like him. He's a good actor. He looks really good in the show. He's been playing a 40 year old dad for the last 40 years. Yes. But The Outsider.

It's based on a Stephen King thing I believe. What I read was it was based on a Stephen King thing I believe what I read was it was based in the Stephen King universe and there were multiple stories within it but I haven't noticed that thus far basically it's a guy who all the evidence points to the fact that Jason Bateman has raped and murdered

a young boy except for all the evidence that doesn't and they don't know what to do they're like well here's video of him raped and murdered a young boy, except for all the evidence that doesn't. And they don't know what to do. They're like, well, here's video of him a hundred miles away, but here's his fingerprints all over a dead, dead boy with a stick up his ass. Here's here's fingerprints of him at a hotel, a hundred miles away when it happened, but here's video of him in town at the strip club covered in blood. Here's a TikTok of him coming onto the child.

Yeah, literally. Yeah, not literally a TikTok of him coming onto the child, but his DNA is on the child, because the child's been like, the child didn't just get- Murdered and raped? He got, he got, he got maped hard. And, and he's torn apart.

Like, they're like, when they find the body, at first they're like, was it an animal? And the guy just goes, no. And they're just like, find the body first they're like was it an animal and the guy says no and they're just like dun dun dun we decide that mate means murdered and then right yeah that's what happened I don't know man okay the order of events is very important to me prefer to get murdered if I'm gonna get raped and murdered kill me first. Tell me more about this rapist. As a courtesy.

Is she hot? Well, it's a man, and he's got burly friends and lots of tattoos and probably an STD. You're really not selling it. Okay, I'm going with me. I picture him as fat, wearing leather, and smells terrible. I like to think of him as hot small cocked because i'm new to this and uh gentle sized yeah that's got to be like a little bit of like a oh thank god like you're about to get raped by like a biker gang guy or there's some thug that's like gonna rape you and you just takes his pants off he's got a micro pee and you're like thank god for

small miracles i remember nothing ever happened but so i'm a lifeguard and there's this girl and this girl likes me and my stand partner is trying to get me laid right because she likes me a little and uh one of his selling he's like he's it's it would have been her first time and he's like he does not have a big penis it's like just a little under average he'd be perfect for your first time and I heard it and I was like I'm just gonna roll with that that guy was trying to hook up with her himself I just didn't see through it. Not like me, though. I got a horse dick.

He's also a really interesting guy. You never know what he's going to do. Very spontaneous. He just goes crazy sometimes. He gets violent. You're going to love him. The other day I was watching him and he just straight up decided not to save a kid. I saw him stab a dolphin once. I'm sorry, I have like 15 minutes for my sunscreen

to soak in i can't jump in after you yeah oh but yeah highly recommend that show it's got a bit of a supernatural element to it which is very cool is it a series or is it a mini series mini series there's five episodes of it out and i'm guessing they're going to ten um so it is a miniseries those are completely agreed that supernatural especially a hint of it can and i'm guessing they're going to 10 um so it is a miniseries completely agreed it's supernatural especially a hint of it can be really cool but often not handled well often it's like like lost is a good example right where walter had these powers where he could wish things into existence and smoke monsters and then just sort of never did a thing like it just this is doing a thing um you have a a who has this. It's not

autism. It's some sort of the way her brain is wired. She's someone that hires a private investigator to try to get in the bottom of everything. And she's like, she has really hard time with social situations. But she can look at a building and tell you within like one foot of how tall how tall it is. There's walking she's like, he's like, What about that one? He's like, 437 feet. What about this one? 323 feet? she's like he's like what about that one he's like 437 feet what about this one 323 feet he's like give or take a foot it's like no exactly he goes how tall are you she's like i have no idea how tall am i six four and a half it's uh so she's a really cool character and then um but but there's just this head scratcher of a mystery of all the conflicting evidence. And just like in a lot of Stephen King stuff, it seems like the real monster a lot of times can be humanity.

So the townspeople are just very hateful toward this guy's family because they think he raped and murdered the small child. And there's a lot of heartfelt moments. Jason Bateman has a great scene in the first episode. I'm really digging it. When I got to the fifth episode and it didn't start that countdown for the sixth, I was like, oh no, I did that glitch thing where it's not going to automatically go to,

I got to back out. Wait, there's not a sixth? Fuck. Fuck, I thought this was all out. Oh, shit. That happened to me on Game of Thrones Wait, there's not a sixth? Fuck. Fuck. I thought this was all out. Shit. That happened to me on Game of Thrones. I watched the first season because everyone was like, winter is coming and the meme got big.

So I found the show and I watched it. I think I watched the second. That's when I discovered it. And then it was like, what? No. You and I got into it almost exactly the same time. I think there was like two seasons out maybe right or maybe even like one and three quarters and by the time i finished the second you know it was yeah we were getting there yeah i remember i don't know if you

recommended it or maybe you were just talking about on the show and that that's how i got into it but like we both got into it at the same time and just you know like everybody else oh my god this is the best tv show that's ever been made for a while it was for like five years yeah yeah such a disappointment that we don't need to beat that horse again yeah okay we don't know but i still agree did either of you guys watch the super bowl i just write him a strongly worded letter every thursday and that that that gets the poison out for me no No, I did not watch it. I tuned in and watched the commercials today, which is how you should enjoy the Super Bowl because who cares who wins a game that has nothing to do with any of your teams. I don't care about the Chiefs or the 49ers.

I heard they zoomed in on the girls' asses in the halftime show, so I found that on YouTube and saw it. I didn't watch any of the halftime show. I went and played Super Smash. That's okay. They had a 43-year-old and a 55-year-old shaking their asses for everyone. Super hot.

These are.1 percenters for their demo. And if they were 25, they'd still be up 3% in the public. Yeah. Would you rather fuck a 10 out of 10 55 year old or a 5 out of 10 thankfully three year old as you age your standards decline that's good to know no i i did not i had more fun watching my friends that are clearly way too into betting and gambling on stupid things like how many times will Shakira shake her ass or something or whatever the hell it was.

Those are fun. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was fun to watch. I don't bet or anything, but it was just like seeing silly little things like that. It was enjoyable. But yeah, I'm glad the chiefs won yeah it's two championships in missouri this year boss the eagles fans are all excited about it so andy reed was a beloved coach in in philadelphia he did a good job for a long time but they fired him and it was always like thanks for what you did but you know we're gonna keep. Then we won the Super Bowl.

And then two years later, I think, he wins the Super Bowl. And even the Eagles' Twitter was like, hey, good on you, man. So it's happy time in Philly. Good. I'm glad. Because I saw that Trump tweeted. He's like, I'm really happy for all the people in Kansas City, Kansas, what a wonderful state and awesome place.

And then you see all these like blue check fucking losers being like, actually it's in Missouri. And it's like, don't pretend like anyone outside of the Midwest just doesn't assume Kansas City is in Kansas. It's a very easy mistake to make. If you're the president, you shouldn't make that

mistake because it's pretty easy. But like everybody coming in with their hot takes, as you know two seconds earlier these journalists are googling like i better be extra sure before i take this risk oh yes it is in missouri my wife told me about it you know he said this and i was like you can't hate him for everything you know like any president would have congratulated the winner of the super bowl yeah she told me kansas city wasn't in Kansas. I was like, right, right. I half knew that. Yeah, I see.

He should have known. There's a little bit of it in Kansas, like one suburb. Yeah, yeah, right? I knew that too, but I didn't instantly think of it. I was referring to Overland. I cut him a lot of slack because I could have done that myself. Yeah, it's just funny. It's like, give him a fucking break.

It's called Kansas City, and 10% of it's like uh it's just funny it's like give him a break it's called kansas city and it's 10 of it's in kansas what i don't know any other cities that are in separate states like that's a weird thing to me oh yeah oh there definitely are across states yeah like well st louis too you know there's that one point in illinois there's this one point you can stand in um i want to say it's in new mexico where you're in like three or four different states. Like the corners all like me. Yeah, it's in Yellowstone. They have the spot. There may be one in Yellowstone, but there's also one in like northern New Mexico.

You can look at it. I'll look at the map. New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, and Colorado. Is that right? Yeah, I think that does sound right. Yeah, I know that off the top of my head. Yeah, but it's... I know my fucking states, man. right yeah i think that's that does sound right yeah i know that off the top of my head yeah but but it's um you know my fucking states man same again on that third grade test was it it was new

mexico arizona colorado utah or utah colorado yeah i drove through there a couple years ago it's uh i went to new mexico and rented a mustang and i went on a real long drive up through there to New Mexico and rented a Mustang and I went on a real long drive up through there. For fun or? Something like that. For sex. So you said you could stand in those four things, but you don't think that you're standing in four towns

when you're near that intersection? Oh no, definitely not standing in four towns when you do that. It's like a pretty barren area. Oh, you may be standing, you're standing in four counties for sure, right? Okay, yeah, work with me. You know, like what I'm saying is it's unusual to me,

I guess from where I've come from, to have a town that goes across a state line. But Taylor can name two. Yeah, you would think right okay yeah work with me you know like what i'm saying is it's it's unusual to me i guess from where i've come from to have a town that goes across the state line but taylor you would think that would really fuck up how they do like municipal garbage and like and and and zoning and all that stuff you know all of the state fund a lot of town shit do they just like it is different like if you live in uh like my brother lives in the missouri side of kansas city a good buddy of mine lives in the kansas side of kansas city and like it's it's totally separate like they have different governments and shit like the same way that like east st louis is illinois it's bullshit that they lump in all that crime with st louis just because it has the

same name do they share a police department? I think that they have some crossover in what they do, but strictly they have an East PD and a St. Louis Metropolitan PD. Yeah. I would not want to be East. I still feel like this is unnecessary complications to split towns across states. I'd also like if we just called East St. Louis something else. Call it Honduras 2. Wait, isn't that in your state? No, that's in Illinois. towns across states i'd also like if we just called east st louis something else call it hundreds too wait isn't that in your state no that's in illinois that's all i'm just wrong yeah

yeah well i mean yeah you don't know the local geography in my area i've been off a couple i thought yang was way wealthier than he was i got your city wrong and there's something else i missed too but you gotta fact check gets his facts wrong hey that's that's the way it goes or is any more news coming in from from who's winning the it's a little confused so in that link that i sent it says that the caucuses start in 51 minutes yeah i think i think this is like for 39 minutes did you see it i think it's some sort of satellite polling or something i don't i don't understand yeah the whole idea they're in central time it's 6 20 the way we pick the ruler of the world is the most absurd fucking system ever yeah democracy, democracy... Who was it that said... I think it was Thomas Jefferson.

A five-minute conversation with the average voter is the best argument against democracy. In his time, you know that was true, right? In our time, it's true. In our time, it can be true. In his time, it would have been shocking. It would have been

shocking. What do you think that little noise inside your chest is? Well, that's just angels dancing. They had no fucking idea about it. But also, it didn't matter nearly as much, because back then, states' rights were way bigger, federal power was way lower, and so a guy living, fucking Georgia or whatever, who the president was really didn't impact him that much for the most part. It wasn't until

later that that imbalance started happening. And now obviously the president impacts a fuck of a lot. You said the way we pick the presidency is crazy. Were you talking about the primaries or the college? All the way. You should do a lottery. There's very little about how we select who... I think it's almost too... It undersells it just to call him the president because he

does so much. He has so much power. So much power on a global scale. He is like, we're going to pick the guy who has the largest nuclear arsenal that's ever existed. We're going to give him the most powerful military machine that's ever existed because it's almost every year it's gotten stronger. Certainly this year, it's the strongest it's ever been. When Trump get elected, Kyle used the phrasing like Trump is going to be, because he was the president-elect the most powerful man who has ever existed in Human history and I processed it. I think he's right

He is the only get it for for now America has the best army They're the best military and and no one's had a better one in the past. So Darn at some point that's gonna peak and it's like well past so darn at some point that's gonna peak and it's like well we're not really number one anymore so even now i wonder like i was i've been watching videos lately about military uh you know planes and ships and stuff like that and they're like you know the f-22 is 115 million dollars a pop so you hear that as an american and you're like well that must be pretty good for 115 million dollars and they're like yeah they're incentivized to make it as expensive as possible and not verticalize the manufacturing to spread out these jobs across all these

different States to get senators to vote for it. And I'm like, that's where our military is going. That's it. The fact that we spend more to the next 10 countries combined doesn't mean we can beat the next 10 countries to combine. Exactly. What you'd think it implies.

It just means we're fucking wasteful. We lost to Vietnam. Yes. wasteful we lost to vietnam yes we we lost the vietnam because we we chose very disinvent disadvantageous rules like like the yankees would lose to a fucking little league team if they decided they didn't get swing the bat all right yankees don't get to hit like but actually vietnam and afghanistan are some of the arguments i use in favor of private gun ownership in america because the liberals will be like hey you know like we're really gonna stand up against the united states army with your cult nine millimeter or whatever and

it's like well afghanistan's still standing like you you don't quit i'm sorry you don't lose until you quit and oh yeah those people are fucking retards where they're like oh how are you gonna fight back against i don't know a battleship it's like battleships don't stand on street corners and enforce the martial law you fucking idiot you think most police officers are gonna be down for that once the five other buddies get shot by a bunch of good old boys i don't think i'd personally win right like like if i cause enough trouble they just zoom by with an f-22 and put it right in the middle of my yard which is where the house is and we're all gone right i'm not saying that i can take on the government they couldn't even do that can you imagine

incensing the population of a country more this is a scenario where there's like a civil war and uh like afghanistan or like i mean iraq kind of backed off eventually the surge pushed them down but for a time there it was like you know a bunch of small arms actually is effective if people just refuse to stop shooting so i've been watching a lot of those um there's i found a youtube channel that breaks down like um american weaponry and there's such a huge advantage on like they were they were just talking about like the aircraft carrier and they're like it's not just the aircraft carrier it's that no air aircraft carrier goes out without all these other boats with it now here's what all

these other boats do and and every time they like show a class of weaponry like all right these are the six the sixth generation fighters that exist on the planet right now there's ours oh wait that's it that's it there's just the one there's just the one that we have oh i think i watched the same video like what you're in the last week this guy is getting loved by the youtube algorithm yeah i see that a lot yeah he's got a bunch of them like he did one on on the submarines. And then he did one on the the aircraft carriers. And then he did he did one on the various fighter jets. Yeah, against any of them. Maybe two bomber. One of them was like, why the 52 is lasted so long. Did you that's one of them. It was like five weapons that everyone's five American weapon systems that everyone's afraid of. And they, or maybe there was China was afraid of.

There was some. Oh, the hog one. Yeah. Have you seen that new rifle that the military is going with over the M four? I don't think it's phasing the M four out completely, but I, that's kind of the idea.

Eventually this caseless 6.8. Dude, but that's interesting. Did you see the new one that Russia's going with? They take 12. I think. Yes. Yeah.

I, yeah. Ours is outrageous. It's a 6.8. Ours is outrageous. It's a 6.8 millimeter caseless ammunition firing thing. The bullets eject from the bottom. The one I saw had a folding stock. And then it looked like they were replacing the 240 Bravo,

which is the 308. Can you say the name of the first one again so I can find a picture? It's letters. I can find it. I'm looking up M for replacement yeah so like like six point eight Oh disabled my ad blockers pop into an incognito window and read it anyway. Is it called an MCX Spear, perhaps? That's a cooler name than N4. It is the... I have it here.

It's MCX Spear. By Sig Sauer? That sounds right. It's the Textron. Oh, maybe the Textron might be something else. It could be. They're also replacing the SAW at the same time. Maybe that's...

Yeah, well, this is the video. Obviously, we're not going to watch the video, but this is what I watched. It looks really cool. The belt-fed machine gun they're talking about replacing the.240 Brava with is like a.338 Norman caliber. It looks absurd. What does that mean norman caliber i think norman is a german round um it's uh but 338 is a much bigger caliber i'm more familiar

with 338 lapua which is different but it's uh 338 is the diameter of the bullet 0.338 inches i don't understand what a caseless bullet is so like that what is the case's function is goes with the bullet out the front what goes out the bottom I don't think I know caseless bullet are you watching this video Woody or are you reading something separate

Kyle mentioned caseless bullet and it's a new concept to me too but I see the thing falling out the bottom it looks completely different but it seems to me that that's still a case okay we'll have to i'm curious about this yeah it's a 6.8 it's a cool round i've got some experience with the 6.8 round and i had i had an ar-15 that fired it from daniel defense but it's uh i know that it weighs the like the rounds way less each than the uh five five six round i think and i believe they still use a lot of the same stuff although obviously they're going to a whole

different platform like this is a new magazine system this is a new everything i think it's got an electronic trigger there um the way that it ejects the rounds is really funky like there's like a an animated like display at one point where they show it firing and all the inner workings like skeletonized. I'm showing it to the people on mute right now. They can hear you. That's really cool. Yeah.

At one point, it popped up the question, is this too fancy for the inventory? This is why we can't have nice things. And that, like, ooh, you need a working battery for your gun to be reliable. That raises alarms in my head, but what do I know? Yeah. Um, it seems like another like point of failure potentially. Right. Sure. But there are a lot of batteries that do little things like that, that lasts forever. There's, there's some optic that I was reading about the

other day and, and, and the battery literally lasts for like 10 years of continuous use or something like that. It's just a battery to your computer keeping the time. 15 years from now, it'll probably still be on. Yeah. But this guy's got a cool channel. He does a lot of stuff like this. And he's ex-finding. My mind's being blown right now about battery facts

subscribe to pkn battery facts yeah no idea yeah okay that's pretty cool oh he's showing that the ammo right now how far are you into the video uh 628 and uh i don't know i don't understand caseless or maybe that which is off target but it has a steel base instead of brass that's interesting hmm i think i interrupted that looks weird does it usually there's not that like it's like it has a brass tube on it and then a steel base and that's new to me usually that's one piece with a little cut out for the primer in the back center is that a new thing kyle like that's not having a having a steel base i've never seen that before

but i doubt it's a brand new technology that's not even the round that they were displaying earlier the one they were showing that I was looking at was, let's see. Damn, this guy's channel looks cool. I need to watch more of this. Yeah, task and purpose. It's up to him so he's not mad at us for looking at his video in the show. Yeah. That's going to be my evening after I have dinner.

I'm going to watch a couple task and purpose videos, and then I'm going to pop on over to townsend and sun watch that just what is that love the 17th century 18th century cooking it's that same guy i always joke about such a good channel yeah but that what they're showing there is not caseless ammo i think it's i think that maybe the rifle is capable of firing the new caseless ammo, but the caseless ammo is completely different. It's more like the primer is igniting powder and then there's the bullet, but there's no case in between. We're not possibly thinking

of the one that replaces the saw. Could you have conflated those or no no there's a there's a caseless 6.8 millimeter round that they're talking about this this rifle could fire but what he's displaying there is is probably a much more likely replacement because like he said i mean we play paintball where like the gun works fine in our backyard but when you actually go out in the field where there's like dirt and grime and you jump and fall like everything falls to fucking pieces and nothing works real guns are just the same way like like you wouldn't guns that you shoot in your backyard it's like oh yeah it works i mean it gets dirty every now and then i need a box of q-tips but but but then if you got to go

fight in a fucking jungle or in a desert or something to be a real motherfucker and you die yeah simple is usually better that word again simple is usually oh okay i didn't yeah um that's an interesting topic to me i'm gonna go learn about this gun i might get one i wonder if they'll make there's probably not even a civilian version around i bet you can get one yeah yeah sigs probably let's see things are pretty expensive they are they don't like me really doesn't like you why not i don't know they never liked you for some reason you talk shit on one of their guns or something no i don't remember why there was a little holier than thou faction that didn't like fps russia and having fun and stuff uh thinking it's more like oh you're taking this

serious thing we do and making it not serious and it's like i think that exists shut the fuck up bitch have fun yeah right look at the uh the suppressor on this thing it looks absurd this is that that rifle i was looking at that and wondering why would they make it look so not cool when i've seen so many cool looking suppressors that is true about the suppressor it's not cool at all what i don't understand that they're gonna be trying to snipe someone they're gonna be laughing at you what am i is it what it looks like on the top picture it sticks out two inches on the bottom one it doesn't yeah so i think what they're going for here my guess would be that they've got two variants

of the same weapon system and one is meant to be sort of a squad weapon like a like a like a belt fed type thing although it's not being fed from a belt but you know it's also got a bipod attached to it it's about there's a bipod and a longer barrel on the one on the top and the other is supposed to be like an infantry rifle i see i'm like why does the bipod make the barrel longer that makes no sense to me but oh and if you scroll down a bit you can see this hybrid polymer metal case um which is bizarre looking what are the benefits of bullpup style rifles like it keeps it shorter overall length right yeah you can have a shorter overall length with the same uh length of barrel because the barrel is starting by your ear

rather than by your sort of your back pinky finger or like you know the action is set farther back it's uh it's really good for close quarters because like when you feel one like like woody's f2000 that's a bullpup it's you know you've got a lot of maneuverability but you've still got the the high velocity of a longer barrel and the any downsides i'm not an expert another they can be more complicated in in the way they're put together also the reloading the magazine's back here so oh not very intuitive yeah your reloading can be more uh awkward another because like reloading an ar-15 you're just hitting the release and you can flick the rifle and the magazines out and you can bring it up without ever taking your act your trigger hand off but

for the bullpup there's some stuff going on you got to go under here i'm not a soldier but a cool thing about the bullpup i think is all the times you're not shooting like the whole life you live with it it's nice not to have a three foot gun hanging on you getting in and out of the car you're like going to the back seat with an M4 as a thing. Just small is nice if you don't have to give up any accuracy. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. You can definitely shoot a bullpup out of a car much more easily if you needed to. Or you wanted to. Or if you had to for a top secret mission. I mean, I'm totally in favor of this new gun as long as they make the silencer cooler. It looks like a beer can, right? It's pretty gay. I'm a little concerned about the

tan color. I like black guns. I was assuming that it would be black. We fight in a lot of tan places. Yeah, I want digital. I want whatever Space Force... You know what? That should be the new camo. They're using digital i want whatever space force you know what that should be the new camo they're using digital up there in space there should just be like stars and supernovas all over these

some of those glow-in-the-dark dark stars nobody move dimitri is that constellation look right to you Dimitri, does that constellation look right to you? I mean, if Dimitri is anything the way little Taylor was when he had those, is I would spell bad words using the stars on the ceiling. And then eventually my parents would come in and be like, you can't write asshole right above your bed. You're nine.

I mean, it's pretty accurate, still it's like a oh i'm sorry it's funny a kid wrote bitch in his like like a guy news mom had bitch written into the dirt on the back of her car and uh she's like that's not my kid that's spelled correctly it had to be one of you other neighborhood kids just almost like a self-roast right those are rare my pussy spits out real shoddy spelling kids all the show yep yeah enjoy your monday pkn boys yeah a little early