Painkiller Already - PKN #286

Episode Date: February 23, 2020

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to go. PKN 286. Quick start. Not too bad. I'm so sick. What do you got? The flu, I think. I've been in bed for three days now. My skin hurts.

That's not normal. I haven't been my favorite temperature outside the shower in a while. It's just where we are. I can tell what you were just doing from the last time i had the flu where you're just like okay and uh just bringing myself to my center real quick i know exactly what you're talking about with the skin hurting thing like when i've had the really bad flu where it's like you'll wake up or you'll roll over in your own bed and be like oh my skin feels so paper thin and crinkly and like it just stings and nothing's comfortable nothing's

hopefully you're almost halfway through it i would think like there are moments where i'm actually okay uh yesterday there was a bit and uh anyway i know this is not entertaining but I'm we don't think it's the coronavirus doing oh it's been on everyone's mind the the apparently it's sweeping the car dealership where I bought it and actually during the process the first salesman dropped out and let someone else pick it up because he was sick and went home. So that's almost certainly how it happened. You know how a man goes off to war and he comes back and he feels entitled to be a little extra special because of the sacrifice he made on your behalf?

That's how I feel, except I just negotiated with a car dealer. Yeah, and didn't go to war at all. I mean, I was in the Boy Scouts, so that's kind of a thing. It was a war of negotiation. In that financing office. Look, we all make our sacrifices in our own way. Did you see the clip going around Wuhan of like... Like every day it seems like more is revealed where it's like,

oh, China was lying about a lot. Oh, shit. They were lying about even more than a lot. Like they have, let me find it. There are trucks of disinfectant driving around the city trying to contain it. Is that bad? I mean, it means that they are way out over their skis if this is what China's doing right now just having people literally sprint around with like fire extinguishers full

of Purell trying to fix it. That'll fix it. I don't know anything about this. Wow. Yeah those are all fire trucks full of anti-bacterial. Yeah that's safe. Pick your poison, I guess. Oh, you can't die from coronavirus. You can die of inhalation of Germ-X first. After I said that, I realized how literal it was. But yeah. Wow, look at that. He's got like a leaf blower

backpack. It looks like he's a ghostbuster. And look at that little mask he's got. Like, that's doing anything. Right. Halloween costume. It is funny's funny like you can see some normal people in the street like walking around they're just standing there maybe they want to be disinfecting that guy's wearing shorts and yeah they want to be that stupid come outside get your disinfect no they don't want to be disinfected why wouldn't they walk in front of where there's

like he could have they could have moved do you know the part of the video i'm talking about when i said that they were on their way to the market to eat some scorpions woody they didn't have time to move these are chinese people you can't apply normal rationale to them you're right yeah they're eating bugs they spit on public transport the hell is up with that? Has that developed anywhere else on Earth? Even, like, I feel like if you went to India and you spit in the middle of their bus, you'd be like, that is really gross. Why would you do this?

He stands up, puts his pants back on, wipes his shit with his left hand, and goes, why are you spitting? He has no respect for the culture here. Driver, stop. I must use the rest. Actually, I'll do it here. Yeah, it's just on the bus.

Yeah, that I hope to God it doesn't get bad. They're like cure for stopping the spread. Is that on airplanes, people need more leg and arm room and that that somehow is the fallout from all of this. That would be sick. Yeah. Yeah. Turns out people get coronavirus if we don't give them enough room in economy how did they give out peanuts for so long without anybody dying from that or did people die from that i didn't because some people are so fucking allergic like that peanut dust like kitty

is an example right like if i were if you're eating peanuts on the plane would you be able to eat next to her um and not safely i don't think delta does the peanuts i think that's that's the it's kind of what she does most airlines do but i don't think delta does it still stands they did that for ages like yeah i don't even know 50 years yeah it was just dangerous it was in my lifetime now like just one day i got on the plane i'm looking forward to the peanuts and they're like now you get you get some stale pretzels sir you get a bag this large of pretzels that are all either crumbled up or there's only nine of men there some manufacturer Yeah, yeah, yeah, no she well I mean, I think I know she along with most people that have issues like that just bring an EpiPen with them all the time

Yeah, or if you just want to catch a buzz. Yeah Extra strength. Yeah, I can't get my overhead in the bin coil actually wait i did i did it carrying the groceries and you want to do that thing where you've got 16 bags on each arm because you're too lazy to make two trips yeah yeah i'm i'm getting pretty good at the the grocery one trip thing. At this point, you put your arms through the hole and the hole just explodes. Yeah, shit. Yeah. So I've been watching a bug and I watched, I guess, the entire series

so far of Outsider. What day does that come out? Sunday, I think. As I'm watching it, I forget I'm on HBO and I'm like, I'm just going to cruise through this whole series. I'm really into it and I don't have to stop because it'll be there right now. And then I got to episode five and even like I'm like 40 minutes through episode five and I'm like, how are they going to wrap this up? Like this is there's no way this is the end of a series.

And then it ended and I was like, fuck, there's probably five more of these. But that show is great. That was a very good recommendation. Thank you. I, you know, it peaked and then went a little lower for a bit where I was like, oh, this might be kind of predictable and silly. And then it wasn't, you know, I don't want to give anything away, but it was great. I think one of the most like sincere aspects of how much you like the show is when you

ask what day it comes out. Like, Kyle, will it be a Monday?ay yeah i think it was supposed to come out sunday so now there should be a new episode i'm guessing i haven't checked today but it wasn't the one last night i think the last episode was episode five the yeah the tear drinker outsider episode six oh that'll be it's gonna be a wonderful little treat if that's out. Yes! It's out. The one about the Yiddish vampire. Jewish vampires.

What we're in for this time. Hmm. Interesting. So, yeah, I'll watch that tonight after the old gal goes to bed. Yeah. It's really good. It's a great show. A lot of good actors in there. A lot of good supporting actors in there.

Really interesting premise. And it's HBO, so they did a good job. You know, I heard The Witcher, each episode, is $10 million. It does not look it. That's insane. I only watched one episode, but that didn't strike me as $10 million. I don't know what to make out of a $10 million episode. Like, how much was a Game of Thrones

episode? I think about $10 or $15 million. Like, for most of them. Really? Yeah. I think Battle of of the bastards was ridiculous but i i thought the average was like 10 or 15 million still but yeah it does not look like 10 million especially like the very first scene like i like witcher don't get me wrong but the very first scene when he's fighting that swamp scorpion spider monster i thought that cgi was was terrible. I looked it up.

Kyle was pretty right, actually. The little thing I'm showing is how from season... Let me make sure I have the... Well, anyway, this season that I'm talking about, it went from 6 million an episode to 15. So there's a

range. There you go. Joaquin Phoenix won his Oscar for Best Actor. Very, very happy about that. Parasite won a couple of the big awards. I gotta watch Parasite. Everybody I know loves Parasite. I've never heard of it. Subtitles, right? Yeah, it's Korean. Bitch, trying to make me read? Right? Good luck with that. What is it about I is it like a

kind of virus spreading kind of absolutely not I don't know I guess it wouldn't be a virus I think it's about the differences in class like the classes of people

it's not pulling me in so far. Yeah, I stay away from most trailers and stuff like that until I've actually seen the movie. Oh, I was assuming that you'd seen it. No, no, I haven't. That's what I'm saying. Everybody I know loves it, but I haven't seen it yet. Online, I hear it supports democratic ideals,

but I think that in the last couple years people have been almost like looking to see which team different entertainment is on and sometimes i don't see it so if it's a korean show and they were saying that i would imagine what they're actually referring to isn't like republican versus democratic party it would be more Democratic ideals than like letting people vote. That would be my guess. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I can't see them being like, oh, no, the parasite's coming. If only we had Bernie Sanders standard of health care for all. Bernie's pushing ahead. Bernie's pushing ahead. I can't wait to see the next caucus results, see what happens there.

I know Biden is really floundering. I think Bernie is leading in a couple more of the national polls now. Everybody's attacking Pete. Of course. I don't see a lot of mainstream media attacking him. It's mostly more independent journalists. I don't know. He was on, and I actually saw a couple back to back

and they were i thought equally rough with every one of them you know like but they certainly didn't give him a pass or anything the whole thing seemed to be about black boat with him and then with bernie sanders they asked him about some 1970s position he had where no one should ever be able to earn more money than they can spend in their lifetime so yeah anyway it seemed fair but harsh um what was i gonna say oh i just thought it was interesting that it seems like everyone is running against pete you know of course bernie is but biden is and klobuchar is talking about pete they're all talking about him and i'm like what's the scoop there like i do it a lot more of well yeah they do that with people they perceive to be ahead of them.

That's true. But I like as far as the mainstream media goes, I see them hitting Bernie way more than any of the other Democratic candidates like doing like they're not talking about how Pete's military service has really been kind of pumped up. I think that was he didn't go to he didn't go to boot camp. That's a lie. He really it was in the Wall Street Journal. They like spelled it out and did a dossier go to boot camp. That's a lie. Really? It was in the Wall Street Journal. They spelled it out and did a dossier. I heard it. I looked it up.

He actually did go to boot camp like anybody else. It's right here on BuddhaJedge.org. No. But you actually don't have to go to boot camp. Multiple sources. Someone in Trump's camp did some Navy bullshit where it's like, oh, I'm going to hear an officer now. And really it was like take your son to work day and night. So he did. Yeah. What he got out of was like officer's training camp or something and

i don't know i saw i looked it up because she just posted something in our chat and i was like oh let's fact check this and see what's up he went to boot camp like everybody else did apparently he's particularly good about polishing shoes and he'd shoes, and someone else would make beds, and he did boot camp shit. He did skip a part of officer's camp, but the article that the little thing she wrote said that he pulled strings, but that's not really accurate. It's something that's open to people who have education. He went from the Ivy League to the military,

and he was a Rhodes Sch scholar prior to boot camp and um uh that it was you know he was he's the son of an immigrant like he doesn't have any strings to pull he wasn't like w who got in the national guard um i mean it seems like he has some strings to pull he's going from the unknown mayor of his hound half the size of boise idaho to a presidential candidate that was really kind of foisted there by people like CNN, MSNBC. I mean, if your point is that he's quite the success story, I'll just have to agree. On the military thing, there was no special treatment. That's all I wanted to lay out. He skipped the officer's camp thing, but he did that because

it's something open to people with education okay i'm i'm saying the wall street journal that article is really interesting they opened up a lot of things about his military service and it's not so much that he's outright claiming different things it was more just the fact that he insinuates with his military service the way politicians do to get you know awes and oh and oh i'm so revered where he's like he'll he'll insinuate that he was out there fucking throwing grenades and that's not true yeah that's actually one of the things i like about it i've heard him speak and he says like you know i don't call myself a combat veteran now apparently he has he's entitled to call himself a combat veteran because he was a

veteran in a combat zone but he's like i reserve that for people who are out there pulling the trigger facing the enemy. He says there were rockets fired, but you just sort of grow immune to it. You take a knee, stay where you are, and then it passes. And that's the closest he came to any kind of engagement. So that's what I've seen from him. Damn it, I've reached my limit. I can't even get back to the article.

I think you can do that on... So yeah, anyway, that's my exposure to him. If I see him out there pretending that he was shooting his gun, then that's different. He tells a story once of when he was afraid of an IED, but it was actually a fender bender, and it's kind of funny and humility. I'm trying to try. Funny and filled with humility. Let's go there. thanks um but you know so he was poking at himself where you know he thought his place his car was being hit and he just get somebody i linked the thing earlier it was like um 15 moments when biden should have quit already.

It was him getting frazzled and forgetting what he was saying. There was one where he was in a debate and the guy was like, you just said that though. You just said that everyone would have to sign up. No, I didn't. You just said it. Did you forget? And the crowd's like, oh. And another one where he clearly can't remember Barack Obama's name. He's like, when my boss, when my boss, when he literally can't come up with, I know he knows who Barack Obama is. I'm not saying he's completely lost the script. But in that moment, he couldn't remember Barack Obama's name like 100%. And that's the kind of brain fart that suggests something more than just somebody who's frazzled or doesn't have a lot of rest. Someone asked him a question about electability.

This is real recent, maybe yesterday. And he called that person a lying dog-faced pony soldier. I think he's just bad at campaigning, man. And by that, I mean mean you suck at this job. You shouldn't have this job. This bad at campaigning will translate into being bad at president as well. He's going to say shit that, I don't know, share things you shouldn't share. We wouldn't want a president like that.

I hear where you're going. I thought that too as I was talking, but I didn't want to poke at Trump all the time No, it would be one note Biden It's not a good enough speaker for this job Biden is really struggling. It's it's fun to watch because I look for the same reason It was fun when to watch Trump take down sort of establishment Politicians, you know these people who are propped up by this army of other people and seemingly

pulled up by these puppet masters and various areas of power throughout, not just the government, but private industry and different lobbies and all that stuff. They've always gotten their way. You've never seen candidates embarrassed that way and then suddenly somebody's just you got a little dick, I bet, huh? that way and then suddenly somebody's just you get a little dick i bet huh i'd like to lindsey graham here i'd like to pressure you uh what are you going to do with all your money trump are you going to use your your position of powers president to blah blah blah trump will be like you're gay and everyone knows it i remember there was one point kyle

probably remember the island but like 50 millionaires and billionaires met and got to put their heads together on how to take down Trump. Do you remember where they met? Jekyll Island. That was the moment I supported Trump the most. Like, you know, that united me around that guy. He literally got the Legion of Doom together. They literally got the Legion of Doom together. That fucking castle in the swamp with the clamshell lid

and sat around a table and talked about how they could control American politics by taking this guy out. If that made you like him the most, hypothetically, if there were a candidate who was backed by the most billionaires in this election, how would you feel about that one?

Oh, I mean, I would hope that we get Mayor Pete instead of whoever you're all around that table trying to figure out I'm sorry, Kyle. Yeah, I lost my train of thought. Yeah, I just... It's going to be annoying again. I feel like every election is going to be... No, it's going to be fun, man. It's been fun.

You just have to stop caring so much. And I don't really care what happens. It's just going to be fun either way. I think Trump wins. I wanted to put that out there. I credit some of this thought change to Taylor. I based Trump getting smashed on some facts I had wrong. I was like, do you believe Kentucky's governor is Democrat?

That's the reddest of red states. Two of the last three were Democrats. But then you go, I'm sorry, were Republicans. But then you go farther back than that. And there's a long line of Democrats. Two of the last 35. Right? Yeah, yeah. So it wasn't the hallmark that I thought it was.

And the Democrats did wing big in the midterms, but it also wasn't the record-setting swing that I built it up to be in my head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record-setting swing was Obama. Yeah. Once he lost. Yeah, I need to look at the numbers. Yeah, the record-setting swing was Obama. Once he lost. Yeah, I need to look at the numbers again. Sometimes the record-setting swings can come from

how well how strong they were in the first place. If I have a very slight majority, you're not breaking any records in how much you take from me. Or if you're already in the lead. Trump's a safe bet for the winner. I said that months ago when this whole thing started. Well, I was wrong months ago, so take that.

Well, clearly, I'm just a political genius. And I'm picking the ones most likely to win. Yeah, I've just thought that the whole time. It's like, all right, Biden's got the establishment behind him. Bernie's got the people behind him. And Trump's just the incumbent who's got easier math. I don't know if you saw that road to victory that I linked the other day. First of all, it was on CNN as well. So take that however you will. They're like, first of all, here are Trump's numbers. Everything's going up, up and slanted to the right, like a job approval and one other

important metric. And then they're like, here's unemployment rate. Here's jobs created in January. It was like 255,000 jobs created just in January. 225, which is very good. Can I interrupt you quick? Yeah. 115, 150-ish is considered good, right? That's like you doing okay Unemployment is gonna stay the same if you exceed that number say 125 then it's good to 25 I think it was is very good carry on and then they're like and now here's his road to victory You know, they pull up that national map that we're super familiar with from well every every day of school ever I guess But what from elections, when they're bubbling in everything red and blue and purple,

and they're like, all right, well, let's just assume we're starting here. These states are red. These states are blue. Trump only has to do this and this to win, or this and that, or this, just this. Or he can do this, this, and that. Or if he wins Pennsylvania again, well, and it's just over. And it's just like everywhere he touches is another Trump-wrapped victory. There's like a dozen different ones, different combinations.

Is that projected against all of them or like by specific candidates? It wasn't anyone specific, but there was also a metric that showed how he fared against the four candidates. Bernie and Biden were best. Buttigieg at this point is a loss and so is Warren, I believe. Yeah. Well, I think Bernie has the best chance of winning back the Rust Belt and that would be kind of a nail in the coffin for

I guess not a nail in the coffin, but it would be way. Bernie wants to get rid of fracking which apparently means Pennsylvania is a loss. Right? So that's fair. That's done with. And bring some other ones in there. West Virginia, I guess Pennsylvania is a loss, right? So that's done with. And bring some other ones in there. West Virginia, I guess, is a swing state, but it's going to be a loss.

I want them to talk a lot about fracking in the debates. If I were Bernie Sanders, I'd be like, look, this is kind of a loss leader for you, but if you talk about it enough, Biden's definitely going to say fucking. He's definitely going to say fucking. He's definitely going to say that he's against fucking. It's over then.

It's a shot to the head. It's too late. It's over. That reminds me, I was fracking my brain on it. I was against fucking in 1987. I was against fucking in 19... Oh God, I've done it. Bernie Sanders, I'm sorry, I said it wrong. Joe Biden should have ran four years ago,

right? He would have won. Everyone was thirsting for somebody better than Hillary. He would have been the Obama like legacy. He should have won, but he was too busy boohooing his dead kid and didn't run. And now we get senile joe biden who can't win yeah it would have been fun to watch his presidency like he was the president right now all the flubs all the nonsense like the i can't imagine ability to even speak well i mean like like trump gets hit on like for lots of stupid stuff that he says but also lots of hilarity where he's trying to be funny. Biden is never trying to be funny. I think Trump does a pretty good job of pronouncing those difficult names

of foreign leaders, don't you? I just remember George Bush was always either enunciating to the point that it sounded silly, Kartuki Mondovini. It's clear that they've got one of those. Or we call him Santa. They've got a board up that has the name stretched out into different fucking chunks with dashes in between.

Like, Kartuni Mondo B. Just so they can get the words out. W's greatest achievement was normalizing nuclear. Yes. Yes. Take that, grammar. greatest achievement was normalizing nuclear yes take that grammar mission a cop mission a kind of mission is complete what is it i told him no more than eight letters were he told me once don't fool me again

he changed that to something outrageous yeah fool me yeah fool me the point is you can't fool me yeah you're not gonna fool me again biden had one of those the other day like where he just got lost in the weeds with what he was saying um he did the famous one that you hear that you mostly see like rock stars accidentally do where he's like talking about how much he likes New Hampshire maybe but he's in Iowa. You know, New Hampshire's great! This place is awesome! And nobody's wanting to tell him that he's in Iowa right now.

There was What did he say? I have the quote. A woman asked and he said she's a lying dog-faced pony soldier. Two-faced. Oh, it says he a lying dog-faced pony soldier mm-hmm two-faced. Oh It says he said lying dog-faced. Oh, that's it must be one of the things that he messed up Well, yikes

At least in color pony face dog soldier cuz that's something much worse Yes, obviously we I don't Yeah, I don't know. I'm only as good as my sources. I looked it up earlier in the show. He called her a two-faced on mine, but I don't know. I'd have to watch the quote. W's quote was, I know it's Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, Fool me once, shame on you. Shame on you.

Fool me. You can't get fooled again. It's like, yeah. That's not it. He's talking to someone, and then Bideniden goes i was a democratic caucus you ever been to a caucus and the the woman said she had and he goes no you haven't you're a lion dog-faced pony soldier i don't know what a pony soldier is he's like all right as biden's head strategist the mad lib approach is not working not helpful he's just throwing insults in there yeah it's really embarrassing it's it's it's i'm

not sure what's going on with him if it's just stress or if he's never been good you know what it is i remember now the last time i i heard biden in front of uh anybody was I was in Kentucky at a hotel, and it was like the 2010 vice presidential debates. And it was him against what's his name? Oh, I can't even remember. I can picture him. He was the Speaker of the House, I think. In any case, I just remember even then being like, wow biden really has a hard time speaking huh he was he was known even then for making gaffes yeah yeah i don't know how we forgot about that i feel like just standing next

to obama for all those years really made him look sharp well the vice president really doesn't seem to be doing a lot of speaking for the most part they kind of just stand next to the main man like when is that all the time i but you never see like huge clips of pence the way i saw a huge interview of him today like like like like he was talking about the whole um sitting next to pelosi once you tore up the state of the union you know like he's out there moving around and he's got a real grin i don't know he sits there and grins and just seems like he's ahead of the ball. I like to imagine that when he's sitting there, he's like, and you're going to hell. And you're going to hell. And you're going to hell.

Just doing that. Just judging him. He's got a real... He looks professional. He looks the part. And he's clearly some sort of a monster behind the scenes because he just seems way too nice. Really? He seems like the most

boring milk toast guy to me like i wouldn't he's got he's got gays in his basement right now he'd be a last on my list of people like on the hill that i would want to get lunch with like can you imagine anything interesting from him he'd like start quoting bible verses and telling you about salvation that you're trying to just the democrats thought it'd be a good idea to make him president yeah i mean he probably liked that they fought their asses off to get let's get mike pence in there like what if they did that and he immediately started going hardcore right wing like let's round them up yeah i've never liked guns like what no the gays like he's round round them up, get them in the camps.

Lindsey Cribb gets real nervous. I'm totally in favor of this idea. And I'm also in favor of total internet privacy. He's got, he's like, we've created a blood test to find the homosexual. And I'll be just as a reference, we're going to test all of Congress right here and now. Lindsey Graham's like, I'll do the inspection. And actually, let me just do a visual inspection.

Good, good, good. He pulls out Michael Scott. Now, the way we're going to do it is I'm going to heat up a coil. And I need a little bit of all your blood. And if it jumps in the air. Coil in your gay. Every sale of the homosexual is a separate entity and it'll try to. This is from I'm not getting this thing. Oh, it's such a good movie. Yeah.

Yeah, I love that movie. Yeah, that'd be. And here, Lindsey Graham on C-SPAN on the floor of the house with everyone's blood and a coil and a heater. That'd be a good episode. It's always... They'll take all the gay people, round them up, it'll become Lindsey Graham's vacation island. It turns out everyone but me was gay and now I am king you're straight king and here are my concubines and it's all just boys you know 20 year old live boys to help me reduce temptation there will be no women in the cabinet and no women vote neither i decided yes it's a this country's for the boys did you see something about a like some maniac went into uh new york

police station and just started shooting no trying to kill cops i heard two cops were kind of assassinated in two days does that sound right i don't know how many people have died but i did see yeah that that might be right has any reason come out about it? I'm not. I just woke up. Yeah, you're like, well, I've been focusing more on not vomiting. It's hard to enjoy anything when you're scared. No, I didn't see anything about that at all. I'm just, you know, whatever Reddit gives me. That's my news source most of the time. I get on CNN occasionally.

My PD shooting, yeah. I don't think that. They might have even clips of it uh kyle while he's looking for that um i watched more plates more dates i watched a lot of more plates more dates videos call it like 45 30 he seems like a subject matter expert so i'm not here to say that he's wrong because i'm not but my goodness his standards for who's on any kind of steroids is super high super high like i mixed it the rock eh maybe nothing maybe a maintenance dose of trt i'm like the rock he's like yeah he doesn't even have that much muscle. If you look at the Rock, just look at him.

He's really not even that big. And I'm like, the fucking Rock? Ryan Reynolds. Nothing. That guy's on nothing. That guy looks amazing. But he sees him. He's like, look at this.

Here he is in some older show. I don't remember the movie. And here he is more recently for like Deadpool. He's just fat like he's fat like look at his six-pack abs they're way softer than they were in that other one the Creed Black Panther Black Panther guy what's his name Michael Jordan I don't know yes uh nothing that guy's on nothing he says uh that he you know who does he think is on steroids that that's my next two actually but but uh yeah so he looks at him he's that he, you know, Who does he think is on steroids? That's my next two actually.

But, but yeah, so he looks at him. He's like, he just, I mean, he looked pretty good. But if you look at his, like the, the improvement he made from Creed one to Creed two, it's maybe a little bigger if you look closely, but not really. That's easily achievable via natural means. There's this guy does not look like someone

who's enhanced to me. The Indian dude. I'm not going to get his name, but I'm going to ask for help. Apu. That's not it. The Indian guy who's in Immortals. Gas station attendant.

Nice guy. He's in Immortals, and he was in Silicon Valley. I know who you're talking about. That guy went through a tremendous body change, like recomposition. And he said that he was on trend. He said Hugh Jackman was on trend.

And he's just like, he's got that obvious trend look. I'm like, I don't, they're all just fucking hot. Like, I don't really know which one's on trend, which one's not.

And Conor McGregor. Just a kind of steroid. Oh, it is. I'm sorry. It's trendable. I think it's the whole name, but people call it trend. And, uh, Conor McGregor just a kind of steroid oh it is I'm sorry it's trendable I think it's the whole name but people call it trend and Conor McGregor clean he says so but I was like his standards like I think

Captain America Captain America in the Captain America movies he looked at him and he's like there's a scene where he's like holding a helicopter and a dock the helicopters trying to fly away he's holding it with his own hands and he's like I don't really think he's on anything obviously that scene is fake but to look at his body and I was just like I saw the movie he held a helicopter you can't lift cars like that. I've seen this guy kick eight, ten guys' asses in an elevator. The man is juicing. I'm sweating so hard. Hey, on the bright side with the flu,

the only good thing about getting it is it's like a secret to weight loss. I know. Where after you get a little bit better, you're like, well, this one's all bad. I'm down six pounds. It's like getting a little bit better you're like well this one's all all bad i'm six pounds it's like getting a little protein in you you're just going to be and throwing up so much you're going to cut a ton away it's remember what don cerrone was doing the crow team yeah and he was he's like while he's vomiting oh yeah this is great for weight cutting but the last one was captain america he thought he was on nothing and he said that he might have looked a little bigger, but it was all just fat.

And I'm like, he was fat in Captain America? Most of the ones I saw, it was kind of the opposite of what you're saying. It was like, oh, this guy's on it, this guy's on it, this guy's on it. And I think what he tries to do is he'll give you the benefit of the doubt unless your transformation doesn't look like your genetics can support it or your age you know like that was like this guy went from A to B in an unreasonable kind of time one of the things he really makes fun of is like they're the the press that the movie will put out like oh yeah Ryan Reynolds is at 3% body fat he's like all right maybe two guys have ever

been at three here Here's a couple pictures of them. And they just show these human beings that they're about to explode. They're from Auschwitz. And they look like they're just about to explode. Like a balloon that you've inflated until it's mostly translucent. They look like gigantic orange

balloons that you've blown in for way too long. And here's Ryan Reynolds. He's maybe, so, and here's Ryan Reynolds. All right, he's maybe 10, and that's generous. He's probably 11 or 12. What woke me up was, oh, well, shit, 12 is fucking sexy, and 18% body fat is kind of a goal. You know, like, I'd be fine with that. Me, I'm just like, let's eventually get out of the twos.

Or they would say like oh yeah he put on 25 pounds of muscle in in four months he's like all right first of all that's not possible not just the laws of physics prevent it and and just right he's like maybe this is five pounds of muscle maybe and jessica biel were saying, was it like 8% body fat? Right, for a girl, that's really way too low for a woman. Again, it's ridiculous. Then they show Jessica Biel, and of course, it's Jessica Biel. She's super hot, and she's very fit, but she's not top tier athlete, like professional athlete fit. Well, body builder, right? Those are the low body-

Holly Holm, I would say say has a very low body fat percentage Like you can see veins in her abs like she's so ripped. She's probably 10 12 percent though I I'm not that good at guessing. Yeah, I'm just comparing like like that to what what I what I know is 10 or 12 percent It was just absurd, but yeah, I enjoy the channel and and I like that He is clearly a steroid expert because he's clearly a steroid user, right? Those arms of his look like you remember those action figures that the arms were always just way way too big And especially like the delts he looks like one of those he looks like one of those

Those action figures that you like you can like Cock its arm back and it'll just do like a gorilla slam. In his comment section, they call him the Delt God. And I'm like, well, that makes sense. Yeah, he's the Delt God. The shoulder caps are just outrageous. So I used to work in Comp Sci.

And early in my career, I thought that if I confused people with like Comp Sci terminology, they would just assume I was impossibly smart. And, you know, they think, wow, I don't know what he said, but Woody's just a fucking genius. And then later in my career, I realized what's actually smart is to be able to communicate that stuff in such a way that they can understand. I need him to get that. He did a thing today on how much GH you need to lose body fat.

I got nothing from it. Other than the fact that he seems to know, but like, I can't use that information at all. Did you happen to watch it, Kyle? Yeah. Is that what GH means? Yes.

Fuck. I did it, but I'm doing what I accused him of, but yeah. So he, I didn't even know growth hormone could help you cut body fat. And I didn't either, but then he's just as he's explaining how much you need and something about gram and some sort of conversion between one milliliter to the other i don't know why you'd convert that

i i got so lost completely lost in a two and a half minute video i'm like what were you doing this isn't helpful at all but i think he's, maybe it's smart that he does that. Maybe what he's trying to do is only speak to people who are in the know, you know, who are already doing stuff. Because I think the last thing that he wants to promote is like, all right, Johnny, so you want to do some human growth hormones. So what you're going to do, you're going to take this needle and put it in this end of the glass jar and pull back. All right

It's awful. Now. Just ram it into your ass now. Yeah, like I think he's trying to you don't do Yeah, I totally agree with you I hate it when you're trying to talk about something with someone that Clearly knows way more about that topic than you and they're throwing around acronyms. Maybe they don't Maybe they don't know more than you they like like i've definitely seen a lot of people who try to throw word salad at you right is that what it's called something like i know taylor knows this he's used to people i know i know gish gallop is i don't know if that's like using like intentionally confusing words i think that's more like throwing out a ton of points at once.

And if Woody says, hey, I disagree about this thing about Trump, I'll say, oh, well, here's a non-answer to that, and then also, oh, I just said nine more things. Respond to all ten. Oh, you can't. Victory. Okay. Yeah, I think there's definitely

people who want to appear like they know what they're talking about with something really specific, whether it's steroids or cars. And they'll just start saying, oh, well, this has this much torque and this much horsepower. They know three facts about a thing, and you just get those over and over. Yeah. You're right, Taylor. That's entirely possible.

Yeah, that's you're right. I would say that's entirely possible. I love that clip of Joe Rogan, like where it's 12 different videos lined up of him in the same video, and it's just a menagerie of him talking just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. For like 30 seconds. Then he just goes, it's entirely possible. Like the Sinclair media. Yeah, that's so funny.

He had an astronaut on recently. That was pretty cool. I watched him in forever. Who's he in? Did he talk about aliens at all? It's been a passion of his, it seems like. I don't think they got to aliens with him. He got to aliens with Jim Norton. But they talked about...

If he did, I didn't catch it. They more talked about the guy had lived at the bottom. Here's a way of saying a thing in a way that makes it seem incredible, but then you get to the details. He's like, yeah, I lived at the bottom of the ocean for six weeks. And Rowan's like, Jesus, how far down were you? And he's like, ah, 60 feet. And I'm like, wait a goddamn minute.

I mean, a pool's 10 feet. I could not bat like it's nothing. So at what point, I could definitely get down 30 and I don't even know how to swim very well. But 60 is not a feat that I'm impressed with. This isn't the abyss where we're pumping in liquid oxygen into our rig and no, we're not communicating with a, no. None of that.

You breathe like this in the womb. You could do it now. You know, that works, right? I didn't know. That's a real thing. The scene where they take the, the, the, and we're talking about the, the abyss, by the way, everyone should watch this movie. Excellent movie. James Cameron's masterpiece, not Titanic, you homo. Take these rats and they, they put them under, uh, this inside this,, inside this fluid oxygen mixture, this really enriched fluid. And the rat's like.

And they really do that. When they do that in the movie, they're actually doing that. They're drowning rats in this super oxygenated fluid, and it's just starting to breathe it. So they told that now what they did in the movie was they just filled his fucking mask up with it. And he pretended like he was breathing, but he's got a giant helmet locked on his head full of fluid. And he's just having to mouth like he is breathing, but he's really having to hold his fucking breath it was incredibly dangerous he almost drowned twice ed harris did there's a there's another scene where he got like his face was in the water yeah oh all right it's

been a long time since i've seen it in my foggy recollection my world famous memory um i thought it was like a a mask where it looked like he was behind it. There's an inch, like an astronaut's mask, but with an inch thick liquid thing. They just filled the inside up with it because they wanted the bubbles and everything to look right. He's just mouthing breathing motions to pretend like he's actually inhaling the liquid. There was a scene where Ed Harris almost died where it is at Harris. I think I could have that spaced out.

Anyway, there's a scene where like they're, they're, they were doing some sort of a diving thing and they, they had this whole team of experts set up so that like there's divers all around safety divers and they're filming this thing, this giant nuclear that retired nuclear pool. It's millions and millions

and millions of gallons it's enormous and they've covered the top of it with these little black rubber balls that'll float and thereby block out all the all the light from above and the entire crew is spending the entire day in scuba down below on on oxygen and so there's a part where he gets fucked up and there's a whole safety thing for who comes in, gives him the air, right? Well, the wrong guy came in. I got it, I got it. And gives him the regulator upside down.

So when he takes a hit, he gets half air, half water. And he's just like, now he's coughing up water, underwater. And the guy goes, no, no, no, take it, take it take it take and he's like so yeah he hit me with it again and i've got mostly water again now i'm blacking out what a terrible way to shoot and uh and afterwards he was just like i was so ed harris is such an extreme actor he's like he's like i'm so fucking pissed at myself because i was like i can't do this i can't do this i can do anything holy shit i come down the diver almost killed no it's me he was super intense about it i didn't see it coming that way when you like i thought for sure he'd be mad at the guy he was mad at himself for not recognizing that that the regulator was upside

down and correcting it himself, I think. The Abyss, very cool movie, really interesting premise. There's a couple of cuts at it. Make sure you watch the right one. That's pretty cool. I remember watching James Bond movies from like the 60s when I was a kid and always just having my little mind blown by the rebreathers. I'd be like, like oh i have to swim all this way good thing i have this flashlight sized thing put in my mouth and i it never

occurred to me because i was like seven or eight watching it that he was just swimming and holding his breath i was yeah i think you've got like i wanted one so three breaths in those right those little bitty tanks that are like this like just have to extend your horror I like I like the um the tech-based nonsensity a lot more than the stunt-based nonsense right like yep the best way to take out this bunch of terrorists is to paraglide off a mountain with skis while shooting or yeah like you know remember when Pierce Brosnan is like um I don't know what you call it when you surf with a sail. Parasailing, right? Well, it's not parasailing, it's parasurfing.

It's something bizarre. It's that thing where you've got- Oh, no, no, it's before windsurfing is what it's called. He's like windsurfing a tsunami wave in the Arctic. And I think he might be wearing a suit. Like he might be in a tuxedo. And he's just got a deadpan look on his face, you know, because he's standing in front of a green screen with a fan in front of him looking cool.

He's just... I hate that. I hate that. It looks awful. It was terrible until, like, the 70s. James Bond has always been terrible. It was always campy and cheesy. Austin Powers is the reason that the Daniel Craig era happened.

They were like, well, holy like, holy shit, he's just tweaking what we do just a little bit and it's a mockery. They were like, we gotta go serious with this. That's what kind of spawned a lot of the Daniel Craig stuff. His watch didn't do anything silly. It tells the fucking time. I didn't ever put those pieces together that they saw

that, like the Austin Powers series and were like, I mean we can't release Goldfinger again guys yeah release something like that because he just lampooned us with gold member pretty good it's never smart to go toe-to-toe with kyle on media stuff but in my head uh james bond just kind of ramped it up every show tried to pass the one before until it got dumb and they had to start over and maybe maybe he's right about the... Is it Austin Powers that you just said? Yes.

But I don't think the 60s ones Taylor's talking about were nearly as dumb as the tail end of that. Or maybe not. I don't know. I've watched most of them, unfortunately. It's also I've aged. So it's like, oh, the ones I watched when I was eight, they were pretty realistic, actually.

Yeah. The way he judo chop him I don't know what cut wait a goddamn wait wait I'm razor-bladed top hat that actually is it seems so the most influential thing to come of that was every single sleepover with the n64 being like, no odd job, no odd job. And for GoldenEye 007, yeah, it was no fair. And then you always had the tard

of the group who wanted to play Jaws, and it was like, have fun. Yeah, have fun being the guy that stands over every single barrier. God, that game was fun. I bet it does not hold up. No. No, it doesn't. I bet the buttons are not intuitive. It's difficult to hold up. Well, there just aren't a lot of

buttons, right? I don't even think there's like a I don't know axes. Which one's the up and down? Is that X or Y? I don't think there's a Y axis for that game. I think it just auto does it for you as you change levels. And their head has to be on the same

Y axis all the time. Like Doom. Yeah. I could be wrong about that. i haven't played this shit in fucking forever this nintendo 64 so remember the only way to win consistently was to just camp in the snowy level on the area where the rocket launcher spawned and it was heat seeking and it was a very generous heat seeking you could just kind of fire it and it'll do it for you. I played one James Bond game. It may have been, I don't know, but maybe you die another day or something, but it had this rocket you

could launch and then you were in the rocket controlling it, chasing the enemies down. That was so fun. It was basically like a shoulder fired Predator missile that went slow. So you were just like, oh, you're going to go around the tree, huh? Well, here I come. I'm going to climb the ladder?

Well, alright. You're going only slightly faster than the running speed of a character. Maybe triple, but certainly not you know, you could totally chase him around with it and be a dick. Yeah.

I didn't play a lot of 64. I played a ton of 64 64 mario 64 fucking uh turak where you're running around as like some guy in a jungle and you have to kill dinosaurs and you have a knife and cross could you play as the dinosaur in turok was that a thing you may have been able to i i don't think i've played since like 1997. so yeah i i would only get to play like uh i only got a couple consoles growing up because my dad didn't like video games or i just felt like i should be like shooting a real gun i guess or was he right baseball or i mean yeah i guess so it kind of worked out um i i kind of worked out you know i i made a little money playing video games too but in any case like like i didn't play a lot of video

games when i was younger the my consoles were like nes and then sega saturn and then all the way to like xbox 360. i don't think there was anything i had I didn't get a 64 until late. If you take away the career stuff, you think it was good parenting to keep your kids off video games or at least restrict how much they could do? Kids will play video games. It's different now because of the online thing. When I was playing PlayStation 2, the online capability was like nothing. We had dial-up internet. You could plug a phone cord into the back of the PlayStation 2, the online capability was like nothing. We had dial-up internet, so you could plug a phone cord into the back of the PlayStation 2 and play SOCOM with people.

But it was so shitty. Barely. I was like, are those the other people? Is that them? I have no idea. All right. I don't even know how- Well, there's no voice chat, so I can't ask.

It's possible that I just plugged a phone cord into the back of my PlayStation 2 and played single player. I wouldn't put that past fucking 12-year-old me. Yeah, the old dead controller trick with the little brother. Yeah, yeah, you can play. There you go. No, that's you doing that. Colin doesn't overdo it on games.

He plays. Probably plays six days a week. But, you know, after a 40-minute session or or so he puts it down and goes back with the family that's good yeah the first game that i got obsessed with i guess was cod 4 like i loved like mario kart and and pokemon obviously when i was younger i guess that'd probably be the first one. But the first first-person shooter was COD 4. I still remember when that first came out, playing the campaign and being like, oh, I don't know if I'm ready for online. My only online experience is playing COD 2 with my friends,

and I wasn't even that good at that. And then just pouring days of time into COD 4. So much fun. I'm going to remember when i am senile when i pull a biden and i'm 80 years old if i make it that long like i won't remember my my wife or my kids names but i will be able to tell you exactly where to throw a frag on showdown if you want to get an off the spawn which little uh parapet to aim it over and how the right angle yeah you know exactly the nade spot i'm talking about yes of course i do you know i'm even better than i do i played an enormous amount of that game it was really halo

2 that got me started um and then like halo 3 was just just about to come out. Because what Scott and I would do, I think that I had come back from Atlanta, and I had some time on my hands. And so Scott and I would just go and rent a different video game every maybe Friday night, and we would just beat it. And if we beat it fast enough, we'd go right back and get another one, and we'd beat it again.

And somehow we got all the way to halo 2. and like when you don't have any taste in something like if you have zero taste in movies and you're just picking movies that look cool you're going to go through a lot of to your movies and then you're going to find like whatever die hard or what and you're like holy now this is good this is some good stuff, right? There's acting. All right. I've seen that guy before. Okay. He was in split, but I like diehard and porn. Neither have very good acting. Diehard has great acting. And, uh, but, but I don't know, we've stumbled upon Halo two,

which was obviously like a classic for all time. It's an amazing game. And I was like, I love this shit. We'd beat the campaigns, you know, first and then we'd play like split screen and then immediately just being like, when does the next halo come out? I got to finish the fight,

sir. And it just really sucked me in. So I was playing a ton of halo three and then cod four came out and I switched over and never went back. It was so fucking good. My first game I got into as an adult, like when I reentered into gaming, was Left 4 Dead.

And I played with this girl and this guy all the time. And the guy, his name is Jonas, was especially good. And like, I don't know if this ever happens to you. Ever think someone's really, really cool because what you know of him is his video game expertise like it I like this guy's amazing like it gets pussy he's better with a pistol than I am with an ar-15 it's really an impressive man right and I eventually found him on

Facebook and he's like a long-haired emo guy with a bunch of earrings in his lips and not typically the guy that I would be like like well if that's what it takes he didn't have any like career prospects you know he lived at home and I found his Facebook and I'm like huh maybe maybe he's not the one to emulate but uh yeah he he was pretty, I enjoyed playing with him. He couldn't talk much because I think he had a roommate or probably his parents. All right. So he mostly barely talked.

The mum be dumb. The mum be dumb. He would just whisper now and then. But yeah, that was fun times. And Left 4 Dead had a lot of of girls i don't know any other gaming population that had as many girls i wonder why that is yeah that is weird i've heard you say that a lot before it's i'm sure it's true i just uh what what would were there female playable characters in that yeah there were which is a good theory another one is i think the uh

the teaming aspect of it. In COD, everyone's a dick to each other. In Left 4 Dead, that's not the route to success. So maybe girls have a friendlier environment there. I think you often see quite a few girls playing Nazi zombies. I think it's very similar.

Not only very similar genre, but play style as well. Because you don't want to play four person zombies with someone who's bad at the game though. Now that I think about it, cause it should, the difficulty changes so much. Like when we'd be playing four player zombies and somebody want to get off, we'd be like, dude, you, you can't just leave us. We've still got us. We're going to be carrying your fucking weight all night.

And you're not even going to be here late. Like if they leave, it's like, all right, well, let's just all fucking leave. I don't want to play against four people's worth of zombies. I know you've done it too, but play with Chiz also. He prides himself on revives. And as a customer of a player like that, I always really enjoyed it. End of the game, you know, like he does well with kills. He's a strong Nazi zombies player.

But he'll get like 31 revives. Like that's one of the scores that he enjoys running up and uh you know as i always like that yeah see i love that about playing with chis you're right because like i could die like way in the other corner and i'm like jizz whereas like he'll he'd be like 100 yards away and he's like, Taylor, I'm like, if I get to it, I'm going to get a lot of kills here. Look at all the points on the screen. There's a balance too.

I only want to put myself in so much danger to revive you, hypothetically. Because if we both go down, that doesn't help anybody. On the other hand, you can't clear the whole wave that gets that you're overdoing it and it was the same with like like if it's like oh i went down it's like what'd you have oh i had a a thompson and the starting pistol it's like all right well you can you can just kind of die then you don't even have perks but if it was like i got jug i got

slide of hand i got the wonder waft i got fucking the an lmg of sorts with special ammo it's like all right i gotta fucking did you play any of the new zombies uh taylor like i haven't you were saying it's good it's really fucking good um i would be down to play that sometime probably i could probably i could probably get a few players to do the same This would be this year's Specs or whatever but but last year's cod Blackout or whatever it was. I know blackout was the game mode. That was like Battle Royale It has a it has really good zombies

Yeah, and there's one map in particular that's that's rather easy to do all the stuff in you know to unlock everything or at least it is once you know how to do it there's some of them that it's like it takes a while but but this one's fairly easy and it's a it's it's the gladiatorial arena one so you're fighting in a gladiatorial arena with all these hallways and stuff and call outs are easy because each hallway is like a different god and they've got a statue there i remember you talking about this one yeah that's that's a really cool concept. Cool power weapons. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. We would go really deep in that. I mean, not really deep like on global standards,

but for us, I don't know, 50, 60 rounds or something. Yeah, for anything like old zombies, that's way up there. That takes a ton of time. It takes hours. Yeah, that's probably like a four-hour session or something. Hmm. That's not as long as I was thinking, actually. Maybe more.

I don't know. We played late into the night. It was getting pretty silly. I was... Oh, go ahead. I was like, was I smoking dope back then? Maybe. I don't remember what year that was.

Yeah. Were those my dope smoking years? That air is over now. I should say that air is over for now. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just just running through the wilderness with a battle axe this is like real life yeah no you're just real high man i'm making 500 bracers just like in real life i'm making a thousand iron daggers it's what you had to do if you wanted to get a 100 smithing what's a brain literally just it was a leather bracer okay it's just because leather bracer and iron daggers are the two cheapest things to make and they all give you similar XP. And so you make thousands of iron daggers, sell them back to the blacksmith, and then buy all of his ore as he's just like, I don't like how the governor of this province made

it so I can't refuse purchase. And then like you could only buy like, I'm just making making the numbers up but like 90 ingots of iron or every eight days or something so then you've got to like use the wait function to like tick tick tick tick tick tick tick wait for like eight days or whatever it was which took a while because it doesn't wait it doesn't go a day two days three days it's like an hour two hours three hours yeah it was like all right sandwich eat the sandwich take a do a little homework and then i'll it'll be about seven and a half days in yeah you had to wait for his stock to replenish so you could buy more iron so you could make more

daggers and it it took forever to get 100 level smithing but you need that to make like the best and coolest armors in the game yeah and there was something that was a fucking infuriating about that game is how all the random little bits of glitches that would happen for no reason. I remember there was specifically one game. I just quit and deleted it all because I could not finish the Assassin's Brotherhood quest. It was on like the second one where it was like, now you must go to a wedding and kill the

groom and then i you go you do it and you go back and you talk to her and she's like where is the bounty it's like i did i not get it let me check no no here it is in my inventory let me talk again you must go to the city and kill let me fly back to the city and see if there is one. No, they're both dead. And the way I did it, that was with my two-handed orc character. And so I just killed everyone at the wedding.

No tact whatsoever. I killed the entire extended family. Come on. I'm very much wanted in Whiterun. I'm in open war with Whiterun. I'm an open war with Whiterun. I can't even go near that place anymore. The animals attack. That was so funny.

Like when you get eventually arrested, where it'd be like, stop vile scum. It's like, you can go to jail or you can pay 140,000 gold pieces. And it's like, well. Take me away. I'll just go, you know, quick wait in your cell instead of giving away Not you can but they give you one lockpick when they send you to jail and you have to very carefully try to break out

But it you know in that game if you bend too hard the lockpicks break Blink you know that but that was my only one I couldn't I couldn't get more than one in my asshole Like like maybe one behind the ear like like how thoroughly did they check me that i was only able to get in here with i got a thousand of these in my inventory one one i never figured out how to lock pick all right we're putting you in your cell do you have anything else on your body no no i hear why are you clattering so much i was so bad at lock picking. Somebody made a compilation out of me. I was not very good at either.

I would often like get in front of like the experts or like super expert chest. And I'd be like, now's the time you're getting one of these Taylor. And I'd see like, man, you got 95, you know,

picks and it'd be, I'd be down to like 40 by the time i got one expert level thing done i was i didn't have the hands for it it was too maybe i'm just remembering mr maybe i am misremembering my lock picking prowess since you guys said had so much trouble with it only an expert everything before expert was easy yeah that's kind of what i'm thinking too because it you know you just kind of bump the stick and if it stopped, you just rotate it more. That was the thing about expert go.

It would just break. You would go... Snap immediately. It's like, okay, well I guess I can't go that far. I looked up the video. It's called Skyrim. Woody's Gamer Tag vs. Apprentice Lock LaMalle. Oh no. Woody's Gamer Tag versus Apprentice Lock LaMal.

Oh, no. Versus Apprentice Lock. It's already halfway open. When you read LMAO out loud, it makes it sound like a Canadian defenseman. LaMal, he's fucking terrible. They're just destroying him out here. I don't know how much longer the Canadians are going to put up with Lamao on their squad. They're going to ship him off to Winnipeg, if anything. It's got no physicality.

The young staff members at Woody Craft pronounced it Lamao. And lol. I thought it was what the kids did. Lamao. Everybody's saying Lamao and sending their semi-hard dick pics. It's how things are done. That's the new generation. I got my finger on the...

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