Painkiller Already - PKN #287

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

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BKN 287. We begin. Yes, we begin. I like that. Hey, I appreciate you picking me up in Tarkov, by the way. Yeah, if you want to play again tonight, I'm down. I was actually like, when I saw you got on, I had just ordered some food, and I was going to eat and go to sleep. And so that's why I didn't play for so long. I was exhausted by the time we got like two hours in.

But I'm about to play again tonight if you want to play. I got a whole squad of fellas. I have one friend playing with me. If you have room for two, I would love that. You can probably make that work. I know Larry's got a bunch of gear he wants to give you. Larry's very kind. I still have the last set he gave me.

I've been playing and it's been going well for me. Good guy, Larry. Yes. I think Larry wants to give you some cases. The cases are very, very, very valuable. Like 10 times more valuable than a weapon. Am I worthy of these things? I don't know.

They're going to make your life much easier because your stash, because you've got the standard version, is quite small compared to my stash where you store your stuff. And these cases are like TARDISes, so bigger on the inside. And so having an items case is like one and a half million rubles, and a weapons case

is 1.3 million rubles. And these things are bigger on the inside. So you throw them in your stash, you fill them full of gear, and all of a sudden you've got room again to operate. You need that room well that would be very kind of him i uh i i know the fans can only take so much tarkov talk right some guys love it for sure and some guys are like that's enough but uh um last night things went really well for me i did a couple scav runs i think i made it through all but one we did a couple pmc runs i think that's what they're called i made it through all of those i still have the same gears before um what people are helping me it's not that i'm good it's that like like i did a scav run just before the show tonight

and it went well i hit a couple loot boxes i guess that's what i'll call them like stashes i killed a scav and i was ready to exfil. So people don't know, you kind of, it places up that are known to have goods and get a kill or two if you can. And then you have to exfil. You have to go to this spot to escape. That is one of the hardest parts for me. Like just knowing my way around.

There's no map. There's maps you can pull up on a browser and another monitor, which I do. But it doesn't have that GPS effect where it's like you can pull up on a browser and another monitor which I do but it doesn't have that GPS effect where it's like you are here so like a stead space for you press down on the lovely that way so you like you're like all right all right like I guess this is the button all right this wall I guess is that wall and you kind of figuring things out and I had to exfil at crossroads on customs you probably know right where that is

but I don't play customs very much it's my least played map but customs is the easiest map for people listening it's more appropriate for guys at my experience level than Kyle's and I just I just I had two and a half minutes left which is a lot of time and I just wandered trying to find the exact spot to stand in and never did can I just interject and say customs is the hardest map in the game we avoid customs like a plague because it's so hard my five-man team that are all made up of like multi-multi-millionaires are all just like we gotta go to customs to do a task all right let's go that's like we're going into somalia or something everybody's like if that's what the

president wants then uh you know are you pulling my leg leg? No. No, it's so hard. It's so hard. It's the hardest map. It's the only map I play. It's the hardest of all the maps. Then you're setting yourself up for success, right? Because everything else is going to feel easy. I don't know what I'm doing, but what helps is having tour guides.

People take me through. I played with Soviet Bear. You know him. He's in the monthly hangouts, too. Sure. And he guided us through a different one. The one that has killer. I forget the name of. You know him. He's in the monthly hangouts too. Sure. And he guided us through a different one. The one that has Killa. I forget the name of it.

Interchange. Yeah, we did Interchange. We did a bunch of different maps. And I had more success than you're supposed to in Tarkov. So tonight will be my rebound. Yeah. I mean, I think tonight we'll play some maybe Factory. I don't know if you've played that before. It the very it's a call of duty sized map and i mean like call of duty

four like little bitty inside of one building one factory um it's it's maybe two or three levels a couple staircases big wide open area with a bunch of junk in it uh only six players on the map at a time so it's just it's are we rolling in a group of five because i like the way this works and i feel like it's good for like like i was thinking about this like like since you're starting this game it's very hard it's a little bit like working out going on to customs is like all right i want to get into working out. I want to get strong. Put 300 pounds on the bar.

I'll do it twice. And that'll be my workout. Whoa, let's put 95 on the bar and you do like three sets of 10. That makes more sense. So I feel like factory is like three sets of a nice, small, like wait, but like going into customs, it's like, there are a lot

so there are a lot of newbie players there, but there's also fucking guys that are there to destroy. And there's a scab boss there with his whole posse, and it's very difficult to, like, control the map. Like, what my five-man party likes to do is, like, let's lock down this whole

quadrant of the map. I'm on this rooftop, you're on this rooftop. You get up on that rock. You get up in that field, and we've all got these intersecting fields of view, and we've all got call-outs that we all know, and it's like, he's there. He's there. And then three guys shoot him, and he's dead. And we don't go to loot the body. We wait until there's ten minutes left in the game, and there's

just a sea of bodies, because the bodies just wait for more people to come in. Oh, there he is. And we do that for, you know, half an hour, because the matches are just bait for more people to come in up there. Yes And and and we do that for you know half an hour because the matches are 40 minutes long Last 10 minutes are just gathering up millions of rubles worth of loot So yeah factory is definitely like easy reps It'll just be like one human player a few scab and what we often do is nighttime So which which really makes it easier because everybody's got night vision goggles

it's not a big deal to hook you up with a set and And we just hold down this one room the bathroom five of us a Left entrance a right entrance so three on one two on the other and it just fills with scabs You know the AI and we just pile them up until their chest high and then once they're all dead You loot them all up and you've got i'm for a new player it's it's it's really good to just be like oh so that's what kills a person i um yeah i had some good luck like i i if people don't know i'm told in a scav run every like 30 or 40 runs you'll spawn in with a white key card so like my second scav run ever i got one and uh uh and i you know

i don't know that this is like i don't it means nothing to me but i have a tour guide who was like whoa wait you have a key card new objective just get the heck out you're not going for kills you know you spawn in with this thing it's worth i don't like 150 000 rubles maybe and uh and you know all you have to do is just get the heck out and there was like a penalty for getting out so fast that uh it doesn't matter in a run through yeah yeah but it would matter if i played pmc like i wouldn't get xp or something it matters about as much as your kd matters in call of duty you know what i mean but it's like ah a 2.3 shucks right like larry cares like he's real proud of his stats and he tries to keep them

at a certain level but for me it's like i'm gonna play how i'm gonna play and they're gonna say there's gonna be some numbers on a little private screen that only i've seen and who fucking cares yeah no my um i win like two-thirds of the time now and my KD is like three or something. I don't mean to exaggerate but these are way higher numbers that I pull in most games. So I just got lucky and I've been carried, you know, and that helps a lot too. Yeah, that's about what a good player will do. Like like like escaping 60% of the time is quite good. The KD thing because of scabs. Like not to brag, but my KD is almost eight. But I'm sure like other larry's is

probably 12 or something like that it gets crazy jesus it's um but but it's just because we kill so many things there's so much ai to kill and and you know we're we're decent at the game or whatever on the on the pastilles doing this thing so you mentioned that key card and for those who don't know the key card is your entrance way into the hardest map in the game labs. You put it in your in your inventory, you say, Yes, labs, let's go. And it's expended 180,000 rubles just poof gone. 180,000 rubles is about what a good gun costs. It's a good amount of money.

And within it, there are doors, there's a ton of stuff in there, but there are some doors that are open with other key cards. There's like four different colors, yellow, violet, red, and blue. Red is the most expensive. It's worth about 20, 25 million rubles. I only have 20 million rubles in my stash, like cash. My entire inventory worth about a hundred million rubles according to the game and i've been playing for like three months these things are incredibly rare i know where they spawn and i've never found one i think on the 25th so which is a couple days pastille is doing a giveaway on his channel where he's giving away red key cards to followers. He has over 175 red key cards at this point. He's just been grinding and farming them up. And his his his followers have been gifting

them to him to him just jumping in game be like, here's four man. This is all I've ever this is all the money I have in the world in Tarkov. Here you go. And he's he has I've never seen more than one like I've never seen one I hear tales of pastille and it's all good it's always good stuff like tales of yeah like like he got um uh scammed in game but all he was doing was trying to help a charity so yeah he has access to the developers behind the game past he is like a big deal. He might be their leading PR guy. He is right now.

Yeah, so he reaches out to the developers and he's like, man, I worked so hard for this. Just trying to help children's hospitals. And they're like, I can't do Russian, read on it. So they ban the scammer for good. They give him the things he got scammed out of it. And then he gets back to like making the world a better place.

Yeah, Nikita jumped in and gave him 20 red key cards. It you know, an enormous sum of in game money and enormous sum of in game money. I was watching silly live today and he does these things called john wick runs, but I think calls them past wick runs, or he plays factory. And he doesn't he uses no audio and And he just turns up the the music from John wick when he's in the nightclub And he just runs the whole like first he pops every stimulant in the game like you have these injectors It's like alright this one makes me run fast. This one makes me feel no pain. This one makes me super strong. This one makes me

not bleed. This one makes me heal automatically. And then he just goes with a pistol and he's just and just kills everything in the fucking map. And a lot of the time he's successful at it. It's really fun to watch. Every story I ever hear about Pastilli, he's the good guy in that story.

Yeah, he's just a generally good guy. Yeah, he's a bit like Richard Ryan that way. I mean, hell, he's the good guy in that story and that's yeah he's a bit like richard ryan that way i mean hell he's devoting his years uh you know channel revenue to fucking children right we can't wrap our heads around i don't understand what what's the what's the what's the play yeah do you own the charity i like that do you get to sell these kids if you save them are you a sick child i like the way you phrase it kyle it's a charity for kids yes like i you know i get given them ten thousand dollars like i could i could be like ah what a generous guy i could see like 25 000 well you

want it in a prize pool so that makes sense too okay you you fought for the for pot for them but when he's just like all right all the money i make this year for the kids it's like holy what do you mean all the money you make for the year well don't get crazy now like you save something for yourself he's going bonkers so it's like cars right you're just fixing these kids up and selling them right yeah there's got to be an angel chinese love a healthy kid all the organs they could have now this is an 09 cambodian boy i wouldn't beg him any elder than a 2012 frankly he's got all his shots we're taking a good look at heart. It's like the refugees in Europe

where they'll be like, this is Mahmoud, a 14-year-old from Northern Africa. And it's a guy who's clearly in his mid-30s standing there next to people. And it's like, you can't put that guy in fifth grade. Are you insane?

Dude, you mentioned...'s nerd and your ghost yeah and kill again you mentioned people who don't somehow the clearly older guy ninganu is a ufc fighter uh some people think he's lying about his age he's actually much older than he says he is i think yoel be too. You think Yoel's more than 42? Cubans are famous for lying about their age. Like notorious, I should say. Yeah, yeah. Like in sports, like, like, like, ah, the new Cuban that's playing for the Marlins, he's 21. And you're like, I think he's 37. So they want to have a long career. Kyle turned me on to a YouTuber called More Plates More Dates and he did a video on Nganu

today and dude this More Plates More Dates guy is jacked right he is just fucking like bowling balls on his deltoids he's the delt god but beyond that he's jacked everywhere he looks at people like captain america and he's like you even go to the

gym like he just got fat for this role right like what now the rock is looking frankly pretty terrible yeah dude that you you joke but he was like what steroids do you think the rock is on and he's like i don't know maybe like a replacement dose of trt at best like he's not really that strong if you look at him and i'm just like what look at that a mere six apps and he looked at that he-man action figure look do you remember that those yeah it was like even as a kid I'm like that's these are just made up muscles this is my goal yeah this is my goal this guy's got a 32 pack his arms are like four times bigger than they should be they They're just off to the side. Huge, big juicy tits. He did a thing about Ngannou,

and his takeaway from the whole thing was, yeah, he's probably just natural. Maybe he did roids when he was younger, before the UFC, but he really hasn't demonstrated any progress to me at all. And it blows me away. And I don't know if he's right or not. He's a subject matter expert, right?

He does every steroid that he can get his hands on, the little self-experimentation, and knows what the effects are. But I kind of think he's so jacked. He doesn't see that some of these guys might be on roids and not have the same results as him. I don't know. This guy in Ghanu definitely looks older than 33.

Is that how old he claims 33 yeah yeah 30 he i mean it doesn't his face doesn't say 33 to me no it's it says that he did at least 20 years in a diamond mine yeah he looks much older than that a cameroonian french professional yeah uf UFC's about to get interesting. Couple cool fights coming up. This fucking... What's his name who's about to fight Yoel? Adesanya.

Adesanya's talking out of pocket. He needs a good ass whooping. I'm tired of him just being like, well, I don't know. I might fight Stipe or I might fight Jon jones next it's like yoel's about to push your in little man first of all and you're talking about either going to light heavyweight and fighting the champ or heavyweight and fighting have you seen them face

off by chance yoel and adesanya i have and adesanya is of course taller yoel's a shorter guy but yoel is as thick as my car car you're right so yeah I I didn't recognize I thought Yoel was going to be a significantly bigger man right they tell me that Adesanya is light and cuts like four pounds for 185 they being Chael Sonnen via a YouTube video not you know like anyone to me and uh and when you see Adesanya he looks skinny and he didn't look bigger than Anderson Silva he didn't look bigger than Anderson Silva. He didn't look bigger than like a lot of it. Having no Kelvin Gustaman.

I can't do his name right now. Yeah, Gastelum. Gastelum. Thank you. When they fought, Kelvin was at 170 for ages and looked like different size. When they look like roughly the same size guy, very differently built, but tall and skinny versus short. So I expected to see Yoel, who in my mind is the boogeyman, this jacked monster of a person, up to Adesanya.

And to see Adesanya, like, I don't know, shrivel and look mortal. That dude could rest his chin on the top of Yoel's head. Yeah, but I don't think it matters. Like when Yoel runs, I would show my dad Yoel romero like like my dad doesn't know anything about ufc so like we were we were gonna we were about to watch an event and i was like let me show you some of my favorite fighters and some of the like outliers in the sport and i showed him like a yoel romero clip and it's like you know it's one of those clips that's like a montage of him and there's a little bit of him like doing wind sprints without a shirt and his pecs are going to jump jump jump like he has this peck that looks like a giant pot roast like like in his chest block not really jiggling

just shifting up and it's at each pack is at least three and a half four pounds of solid lean muscle just sitting under there just just power in these fucking he who wasn't he need in the fucking head and split his skull open that time that was just he's the scariest guy out there yeah he's he's fought for the championship multiple times and he just keeps losing i think he's about to destroy anasanya. I think that he's always just one step away from just killing a man in that ring. I really hope he beats Adesanya, because I don't care about Adesanya.

So I like Adesanya. I could look at a grappler and understand the level of control and precision in the inch bite, and not that I can do it, but I could look at Damian Maya and um Khabib and see how their grappling is better than everyone else's for striking I kind of don't see it I can see who won striking but the people who say what Adesanya is doing is something special a new level of striking that the UFC hasn't really seen before and I'm like oh like I'll tell you who looks good cliche but isn't connor kind of known as the

best pure striker he's one of the very good yeah he's on that list too yeah and rose i feel like rose nami unis like like her fight against uh jessica andrage if you go back and watch that the one she lost when she got dropped on her head up until the point where she got dropped on her head it was like oh she does that other girl doesn't even belong in here with her it was so clean and she's slipping punches and just pop pop pop slipping punches falling back pop pop pop just so accurate oh i remember that clip we watched it now that bitch got manhandled into the ground like she didn't just get dropped on her head it was like the other lady like dropped her on her head and then pushed down harder on the neck like to

like almost try it do you remember the commentary on it i don't remember domino cruz very smart fight guy right and uh jessica andrage is that her name yeah it was uh uh she's she's trying to lift rose up and drop her on her head and cruz is like no that's impossible you can't do it see the way her arm is hooked there can't be lifted and then she goes what I would be saying if I were a novice it was great you watch the most recent event yes um a fight night, right? Yeah, two disqualifications on one card. Pretty interesting.

I'm on Diego's side with that. I'm on Diego's side. Are you? First of all, Diego's a madman. He doesn't belong in the sport anymore. He needs to be out. So Diego Sanchez used to be one of the best out there. He has some victories over some of the greatest ever.

And yet, he's been in the sport for 15 or 16 years. And at this point, it seems like he's going with the Bobby Boucher fighting technique method. Just get real mad. Like he goes water boy mode. Literally before the fight fight he's going Gatorade H2O doing this he's spittle is flying out of his mouth he's literally has drooled in his last two fights did you see him I mean stage that's pretty intense backstage he's doing this fucking karate kid fucking like he's saying yes

I'm not positive about the audio because I'm lip-reading and he goes like this Yes Yes Yes, like that repeatedly. That's his work. Everyone else is like hitting bag shadow punching whatever. He's just doing yeses He gets into the cage and he's staring at the other man. And imagine if you're the other man. Now, I get that we're not professional fighters or anything, but just imagine if it's you and you're like, all right, you're going to fight this guy.

We're going to give you $250,000. Do your best. You know, we'll stop it if he gets ugly. And I'm like, well, fuck it. All right. I outweigh him by 40 pounds. Let's go. And then you look over there and he's staring at you he's going

spittle is just flying he's drooling he's looking at you and drooling like a rabid dog that'd be cool if they barked at people too he's come out before with a crucifix and like like he's like exercising someone screaming like like doing this like the power of christ compels you the power of christ compelled isn't the crowd amped up nobody's getting amped up by that they're all just like the fuck that's not fair to you or me he's a real crazy person so he uh he was getting his ass handed to him like he did his last fight out and then like the guy for some reason decided that it was time to knee him in the face while he was sitting on his ass which is illegal there's a little there's a little more he hit him i don't know if it was a

fist or knee but he broke two ribs on diego and diego drops and he's he's sitting down like on his own calf kind of so it's not a close call know, if a guy's on his knees, I can understand maybe you were confused and you thought he was like on the balls of his feet. Like, you know, it's chaotic. But no, he is sitting on his ass on his calf all the way down. Like it's not even a close call. He's a really, really downed opponent. And he got kneed in the head, which is against the rule.

Yeah. So he got disqualified and the other guy won. The other guy got disqualified and Diego won. Yes. But there's this moment, there's time in UFC where they're like, can you continue? And he's like, I don't know. Can I talk to my coach?

I'm like, no, no, no, no. I'm asking you, can you continue? And he's like, well, I mean, he he need me in the head while i was down i need you to answer my question diego no i can't all right you win i got one right dude a similar thing happened in a john jones fight he was fighting that that white guy he used to be 185 pounder do you remember his name no um anyway he was about two fights ago and john jones did something that was illegal it might have been an eye poke john jones by the way most fouls per minute in the history of the ufc and uh lots of eye pokes yeah uh so anyway they asked the guy

can you continue and they're asking him would you like to be the new 205 pound champion of the world and he says yeah continue and he loses because he was losing this this john jones said two fights were kind of the media and the people thought he lost the last two but um this one it was clear that jones was getting the best of this guy jones was winning this fight he was on every scorecard and then he fouled him and the guy could have just chosen to one and the the commentators were like oh I'm glad he did the honorable thing it didn't just yeah just say yeah ah if I were that guy I would have been like yeah and I think I'm gonna need some PTSD counseling like after this also about a year off okay yeah I'm gonna need a year off i'm gonna need a uh

a championship belt some pay and some security i'm gonna need lately puts the belt on ebay really cash in all the way yeah you got to watch that new episode of the outsider uh taylor i will tonight yeah i'm really enjoying that show we'll talk about it on PKA once you catch it. I watched it last night. Every episode's been good. Every episode's been good. It's creeping me out just a little bit. I'm pretty afraid of whatever this thing is.

I would not want it in my life. It is a real terror to behold. You haven't even really seen it. Not really. I don't want the blisters on my neck. Yeah, seen little little spooky hints at it so far but nothing no full-on you know face it kicked the out of that guy yeah yeah yeah just you know takes the form of some other person and then just beats you up yeah that's not funny is that what happened the scene i'm thinking he's invisible yeah like i don't even know if he had a body that could have been touched he was invisible to us but like what

the guy who was getting beaten up was seeing was the creature taking the form of his mom of his mom and so it was showing like what he's seeing you know which is like whatever it is the demon in the form of his mom and then it shows him thrown around the apartment no no this is in his apartment we're like he's just like running into tables and stuff and like it shows you the third person view of like what's he doing just jumping around his room and breaking stuff and hurting himself there's another guy who got beat up he was in the woods he might have been hunting at the time it's it's the same guy he catches a lot of assholes that guy he deals some out. That guy's a bit of an asshole. He is. You know when they make a character so over the top,

just shitty, like almost Joffrey, where you're watching and you're like, something bad is coming down the pike for you, my friend, because people are not going to stay interested in this show if it's like the Joffrey power hour every week where you do whatever you want and no comeuppance so like when he was just starting stuff and like episodes one just at a bar for no reason just like breaking a bottle over someone's head being a nuisance i was like yeah this guy is beyond unlikable whatever this you know no good nick demon is running around the forest it's going to sink its teeth into this guy for sure or maybe it's not even a demon i in my head it's a demon but yeah it's it's some sort of monster i i don't know

that it's necessarily a religious like god and the satan sort of demon but it's something it's it's some sort of creature that feeds off of sadness and anguish and it prefers to feed eat up it prefers to actually eat children it's it's it's it's like it's awesome it's it's a cool it's like an x-files episode drawn out into a full series but there's no molder there to be like oh chupacabra yes there's no like it's not like in the supernatural where they're like ah little shot little salt in the old 12 gauge will handle this you know nobody everybody's just like we don't know what the this is the jews called it this the sumerians called it that you know it it's the tear drinker and they're just like what the

is a tear drinker i i want that scene that you that that that trope you always see it movies where somebody goes to the library and they get out the old book and start flipping through the pages. And there's a couple of demons drawn and stuff. And like, yeah. I see his vulnerability is an upside down cross covered with holy water. Yeah. Yeah.

They think. I saw, yeah. Like when they were doing that exact same thing in the library, the black autistic girl who we were talking before, she did a really good job with that role. Yeah. She some on google and she also went to like a library and like opened a book and of course it's that even as it was happening i'm like it's gonna be a picture of saturn devouring his son that that painting and it was and instead of them in that little montage of show it instead

of them showing like 15 scary paintings they showed like two scary paintings and then 15 versions of saturn eating his son like well now i get i get it's spooky but you know come on maybe a couple more scary paintings yeah was the intern busy that day you just couldn't only there was a moment in this show that it actually made me frustrated she's doing google image search it was like six minutes of her just googling to music and i'm like guys what do you you try to fill up time here come on baby i get it i get it she did a google search this is your plot line this is what we're doing the last 10 minutes of the show okay showing her like typing something out then deciding to backspace yeah misspell yeah no i'm really liking

the show so far and i think she's doing a real good job of of playing like that investigator you know straight man kind of person so yeah yeah yeah i'm like i really like the main uh detective guy he's really good like a sheriff type character who's very very skeptical yeah like i i i told you like in the most recent episode they're just like dude either get on board or get out of the way we all believe in the boogeyman now all right everybody but you your daughter believes like everyone the first guy is it jason bateman is he the actor yeah yeah yeah did you know i guess i'll spoil it if you haven't seen uh season one then you're gonna want to skip ahead like three minutes in the show did you see i i don't even know how to ask the

question i'm gonna i'll let it go front for not spoiler but uh everybody listening if you haven't seen episode one of the outsider skip forward three minutes that ought to cover this all right you've been warned three two one what's your question when he got shot did you know he was dead right away i didn't i did i thought i would be okay okay oh good i thought i was just slow of the uptake they left that sort of floating over your head for a while in the second episode till someone finally said the words you know that you know he's gone he's dead whatever i don't remember exactly how it came about but like i was like we were watching him and i was like do you think he's dead are they gonna go you never know like they could have easily gone to the hospital and had him in a coma or just sitting

up in bed or at him back at home you know you didn't know what was there was a doctor right on the scene applying pressure they were doing the things and uh for people i don't know why i'm saying you got shot in the neck and that can be deadly it can take out that jugular it's a big problem or you know it's tv world he was such a main character and i thought that he had some plot armor and he did not i was real bummed out with his death i was like wait the guy who kind of pulled me into this show yeah he's dying they did a dead star beginning of the second season like come on the first season yeah um uh oh oh yeah second episode they um he had a scene that was really powerful for me because the the detective who you guys like asked him if he ever touched his son and uh he goes on he was a baseball coach and he explains

how the kid was just he was small he wasn't a hitter hitter and then he taught him how to bunt and he was fearless in this bunting and they had a nickname for him I forgot it but it was insulting and then it was first it was whiffer whiffer and they changed it to push her does that sound right something like that they gave they gave him like a cool nickname yeah it was cool though yeah but it wasn't it's better than hey shithead exactly yeah well they change his nickname to a level of respect for the bravery that he was putting forward to bunt and get on base and be a part of the team he's like i taught him that he's like i taught him that i taught you asked me if I ever touched

your son yeah I hope I did right I made myself I was watching that I was like because I was thinking really I was like because I was watching it and I was laughing at the end of that scene because I was picturing just Jason Bateman being like yeah you know what they called your son he called him whiffer you know what I told him to do while you were at work i was picking him up for practice driving him there i taught him how to bunt wasn't the strongest kid or the quickest kid but you know what you asked me if i touched your son i hope so and damn what a sweet ass just like right at the end and then i told him to blow me and they called him sucker and yeah i touched him a little yeah yeah that was an intense thing because at first he was like you asked me if i ever touched her son he's like be very careful about what you said and i'm just like

he might murder him right here yeah ugly kids the most horrible thing how's right yeah that was a good thing very careful what you say next and it was just like i you know like all right what do you got what are you gonna say and it was that it made me not want that character to die yeah yeah that made me that i don't remember if i cried son was the worst lay i've ever had i was glad he died just being horrible can we switch topics yeah yeah um so on the last pka we talked about the airplane seat chick um the guy was pushing it from behind i've learned more so uh essentially the guy behind her said, hey, I'm eating. Can you put your seat upright while I eat? He did. He ate his meal, he finished his meal, and then she leaned her seat back. And on this point, I'm like really with her. I'm already thinking that if the seat

is designed to recline, it's okay to recline the seat like that's that to me are the rules but for her to sit upright so that he had more room while eating i thought was extra kind so i'm on team woman and then uh she leans back and he starts doing that thing where he pushes her seat and if i remember right it was fingertips right he's just sort of pushing pushing pushing yeah this is where this bitch loses me she's like and then he started punching me punching me really hard in the back and i'm like you're talking about the seat thing right he's not punching you he's not touching you he's annoying you he's annoying you with the seat thing And she's acting like she was being horribly injured.

Like he's reaching around boxing her ears. Yeah. And she's like, I was so scared. I thought I'd record him. So that, you know, like any reasonable person would stop once they saw the recording. But not this guy. He just kept on punching me. Not this alpha. Punching me.

So I called the flight attendant. The flight attendant didn't come and she didn't come and time had passed when the flight attendant finally came she took his side and she gave me a letter saying that I was causing a disturbance and that I was violating federal laws by you know because he was punching me and I'm like there's more to this story bitch I know there's more to this story you bitch there's some reason I don't like you right now and I was on your side this the flight attendant came and she didn't like you so much she decided you were the asshole in this situation I don't know what went down I don't know

what's missing and the CNN host ah that fucking cunt she's like because you saw the video of the like you know fingertip pushing on the back of the chair and she's like oh so he was punching you what did he do next and it's like you cut we all saw he wasn't even touching her like you just confirmed the punching story as true when it clearly was not so fake news that was that was fingertip pokery. Very annoying and rude, but not punching. For sure. All of these people suck. Yes, everybody sucks here.

Oh, wait, all three people suck. Kyle's right. The CNN host, the lady in the chair, the dude in the chair. Did you see what they did to Andrew Yang? No. They said they have this article. It's this clickbait bullshit, and it says Andrew Yang's wife comes forward about sexual abuse. 50 other women come forward as well.

And you're like, fuck. She was abused by her gynecologist. This has nothing to do with Andrew Yang. But you're like, they abused her. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're worse than Fox. They are.

Just misleading with their clickbait trash. Who were we employing were abusers? They were. Just misleading with their clickbait trash. Who were we implying were abusers? They were implying Andrew Yang was an abuser. Oh, I never took it that way. Yeah, I think. Oh, I would if I saw a headline that was like Andrew Yang's wife and 50 others come forth about abuse.

It's like that's pretty much what. Yeah, that's not a that's not a good headline at all for Andrew Yang. Like that's insane. Oh, the first time i heard of it i got the full story so i saw a hilarious uh tweet from bloomberg uh not his account but the media organization he runs and the article on bloomberg.com was like experts believe this is now a two-horse race and one of them's bloomberg it's like you your name's on the site i saw that as well i i clicked a youtube video and i was like it's bloomberg colon and then like the news and i'm

like wait a minute is this bloomberg news who is believing this this is like russian today telling me about vladimir put Vladimir Putin's generosity or something. This is outrageous. It'd be like if Don Lemon was running for Senate. Like, all right, CNN, I don't buy it. I don't think you saved a bus full of children today. It was just nonsense. They were showing the numbers in the least flattering way possible for Sanders.

And it's like, the dude is opening up a huge lead everywhere. Dude, MSNBC had an un-irotic like Chiron image where it was like, when you put Bernie up against the three moderates combined, it tells quite a different story. It's going to be a picture of Bernie than a picture of Klobuchar, Buttigieg, and Biden. And like a big like tower showing how much higher the combined three of them were and i'm like who's watching this going i didn't consider they did the same thing to trump do you remember when when the whole

when the attack against trump was he's never gotten above 22 percent yeah there's 14 other people in the race 22 is outrageously. Can he break the 22% barrier? It's like, yeah, once he's alone, he'll be, what are you talking about? That's what they're doing. As soon as he finishes sniping low energy Jeb and steals all that. It's the same old dirty tactics.

I looked at it through that. I looked into this just recently and Trump got 45% in Florida, which was one of the early races and he he won with big numbers I had in my head I invented this history where you know, he got like 18 percent But nobody else did you know got 20 because there was 16 people there But no Trump actually did really well in all those states like he killed it killed He killed it like like and and like throughout it all like like it was just one bombshell after another being launched at him like oh he grabbed some

he he he made fun he joked about tacos one time look what's that in his drawer oh did he cheat a contractor in 1997. oh did this guy eat his kfc with a knife and fork oh that's an obama level complete i actually i i disliked the way he ate his chicken bloomberg is trying to get your hands bloomberg is like fake claiming obama like he's making it seem like obama is endorsing him in all of his ads have you noticed that no but it's hilarious to me There are a lot of people like like not not just like one or two people like like it's it's it's in the media that Believed that Obama has endorsed Bloomberg. They're like like did you see that Obama endorsed like yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I saw that I saw it. I saw the ads like well he hasn't they're playing these old clips of Obamaama being like he's a partner and uh

on this issue that issue and people in new york are lucky to have them and i would never endorse some manlet uh yeah bloomberg's entire rise is like an advertising creation and yeah so this this next part is from the department of woody's ass don't put any weight in it but i think that on super tuesday he won't get the votes he needs and that'll be the end of it. That's what I think. I think that Sanders is doing really well in Nevada. I've only seen

two polls and he was up 9 and 17 points. And then the polls before that was prior to the voting we've had so let's not count it. And then in South Carolina, he's doing well too. And I just think he's going to win Nevada and then somehow win South Carolina because of the momentum from his three previous good results.

And then Super Tuesday, he'll do well enough that it becomes a one-man race. I think. He's pulling away. I think that it's going to be three or four for quite a while because they've just got the money, so they're going to spend it. At a certain point it becomes, let's just keep my name out there. We could write a book later.

We could be in the cabinet. The more supporters we build, the more our personal value goes up. You know who doesn't have money? Biden. Biden's low on money. Yeah, you'd guess that. Biden and Warren are done. Is Warren low on money? I don't know. I just mean like Warren has dropped off so much popularity

and everybody's starting to get tired of Uncle Joe talking about his leg hair and shit. Yeah. Oh, I don't need to drag out politics. I saw an old quote from Joe Rogan, not old, like a few months, and he was like electing not old like like a month a few months and he was like electing biden would be like going into a dark forest with a flashlight with dying batteries it's not gonna end well

he is diminished that is pretty fucked up that like bloomberg is so so rich that he can just decide like all right all the rules change for me i'm not going to compete in these two uh events because i wouldn't win anyway and i'm just going to drop almost half a billion dollars i didn't realize how rich he was i didn't realize 60 billion dollars i knew that he was a very wealthy man i i know of him like like i'm i'm aware of some of his accomplishments i had no idea that he's like one of the richest human beings ever that's ever existed 63 billion dollars when did he jump into this race and he's already spent almost half a billion or like like 400 million or like 380 or something yeah numbers i've heard it more like

kyle's but the crazy one is i've heard that during the time he spent that 380 million he's earned more than 380 million but his net worth is climbing while he's dumping all this cash around yeah it's it's ridiculous about this shit you can't just have the riches on Lex Luthor he's going this is like so opposite of 2016 Taylor. It is true. Yeah, like seeing like just the power of this one guy, like really opened my eyes to where it's like, holy fuck. This guy could just buy an election if he wanted to. And you think that his friends at like every other major media establishment,

like you think they're not going to have his back a little bit and like, you know, look the other way on some things. He's one of the most powerful people on earth. It's just crazy. It attacks against him Are he's being attacked by people who are pros though, you know, you can buy your way into a lot of things But we're gonna find is the people that you you're jumping in with our Professionals at what they do and they have teams of professionals So people at the center's campaign at theieg campaign, like these are all professional politicians. So they've already dug up so much dirt.

They're already they're bringing up all those horrible things that he said. Did you see where like one of his female employees, Bloomberg, this is said, I'm pregnant. And he says, kill it. You know, that's a quote. That's a Democratic platform, actually. Another quote was, they're like, oh, so brave. Another quote was, the lady was like, I can't find any child care. You know, I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it to this function, et cetera.

And he's like, child care. It's not that hard. You find a black who doesn't even need to speak English just to pull a kid out of a burning building if need be. That's all you need. need to speak english just to pull a kid out of a burning building if need be that's all you need you know there's a lot of lots of sexual sexual allegations like sexual harassment allegations they're like there's a huge breakdown it's like all right there's eight that accused his company four more that directly accused him this many were like paid off this many drop charges this many are still in litigation he sounds kind of like a baller sounds like a real pimp a real little pimp yeah yeah well he's not gonna go anywhere I

don't think I don't know wait I think he he'll be on the stage and debating and and then that's the fun that's the fun part right I like I just want Trump to tweet more about how he shouldn't get a box to stand on yes it's not fair you shouldn't be able to stand on a box no one else is going to have a box you're going to be the only one little mikey like what dude i love the truth because blueberg is a peer of trump's at least right he's a lot wealthier than trump is let's call him peers um and everyone else i feel like is coming from this like underdog position where they're punching up, Bloomberg, that's not how I see it. You know, he could talk down to Trump if he wants to,

and he does, and I find that entertaining. I would like it if they did. I don't know how good he is at answer. I would like it if they actually did have a box for Bloomberg to stand on. It happens on Twitter. It's probably not even him typing. I'm sorry, Kyle. But he's hired a really, really good advertising team.

I'm sorry, Kyle. You were talking about how Buttigieg's team and Biden's team and what have you, Sanders, are the professionals. I don't know. I feel like Bloomberg is hiring all the best people because his ads are funny and his ads are something to go around. I look at a Buttigieg ad or something

and it's like an attempt to be inspiring that didn't work on me. Same with Sanders. But ad or something and it's like an attempt to be inspiring that didn't work on me. Same with Sanders. But the Bloomberg ones, it's like, oh, LOL. And Bloomberg is spending so much money, he can effectively edge out his ability of his competition to advertise. Because basically if you're Yang or Sanders or Biden, whoever, Warren, someone who doesn't have as big of a war chest, like you gotta be smarter with your advertising. You gotta be like, all right, well, we're gonna put this many spots a week up on Fox,

this many on MSNBC, this many on HGTV, blah, blah, blah. And what are the rates for those spots? Okay, we don't wanna pay rate card, which is what they, so like Fox, for example, like if you just independently, you reached out and were like, hey, how much for me to run a 30 during Tucker or during that time slot? it'd be like 10, $10,500. And you'd be like, okay, but I'm going to go through an advertising firm, so I don't have to pay

rate card. And then you get a cheaper rate. Basically what Bloomberg can do is say, yeah, I'll pay rate. I'll pay rate for every single network. And so if there's ever a time where it's like, all right, the guy who's slotting in the commercials is like, okay, well, there's a 30 here for Sanders, there's a 30 here for Buttigieg, there's a 30 here for Bloomberg. Ooh, Buttigieg and Sanders,

they're not willing to bump up the extra four grand per 30, but Bloomberg is, all right, well, it's our policy. We put whoever is paying the most. And so he's like carpet bombing and almost preventing advertising in some ways because he's buying up such a high amount of frequency. It's just really- Yeah, it's not just that he has a lot of ads that his are preventing the others from

advertising he that he's he's putting so much like like like i only get ads on um the radio a little bit and youtube that's pretty much the only ads that i get i've got i've seen so many of them so many of them i don't i don't think I've seen anyone else's ads at all. I don't know what everyone else's ads look like. But I know what fucking... What's his... Bloomberg? Facebook and YouTube and Google

are fucking loving Bloomberg's campaign because they're just bleeding money right into him. I imagine Facebook. Is he advertising on Facebook too, maybe? Yeah, he's doing everything everywhere. Like he's really pouring it in. That's so funny.

You said his net worth has gone up. I had no idea. That's the great. I don't want to waste a lot of time with it, but I watched a Twitch streamer explain how much a billion dollars was. And he wrote a million and he wrote a billion, right? see it as the three more zeros it's whatever and then he wrote ten hundred thousands and said that's a million and then he did like he just worked out he wrote another thousand hundred thousands like this is what a billion is and just visually it was

overwhelming and then he's like because i think somebody donated 100 grand to a twitch streamer and he took one of the hundred grands away you couldn't even find it amongst the other thousand yeah if you deleted a whole line if you gave a million away it would have no real impact on all that the hundreds of thousands written on the screen it was insane and then when you realize he has 60 of those boy yeah and he's making like another eight every year or something probably just a banana's amount of money something yeah and did you go ahead okay if you're okay with changing topics yes um i was i was seeing this thing i don't know very much about league of legends um but but i saw this story um there was an all-female team competing in like the competitive uh league of legends um league the lcl and um first all female team and they were averaging they were averaging 27 deaths per game which is about

10 or 12 more than anyone else and it got to be such a joke that their competition would use off meta champions, which is the same thing as if we were playing Call of Duty four game battles. And my team was like, I don't know, let's run Scorpions. Let's just run Scorpions against them. You know, Unknown Speaker 1.01 All China lakes. Unknown Speaker 1.02 Like people started like, like goofing off goofing on them. Like, like, like, and when And when you put those two facts together, not only were they dying 30% more than anyone else in the league on average,

their competition was making a goof out of them by not even trying all that hard. So they've all been cut. And, of course, there's a lot of sexist claims going around like and this is like no they're no good at the game pussies or no yes you can't just have a team that sucks ass that happened to me ruined the whole tournament i i yeah i had a minecraft server minecraft stories now and then people used to come up and i swear they'd be armored to the hilt right they'd have the greatest stuff. It was hard to hurt them.

And then they were really skilled at taking pots, which means you can drink a potion and heal instantly. And that's part of fighting. So you come and you put these things on your hot bar and you're all ready. And they challenged me to a 1v1, except they'd use a fish. And it's like, you motherfucker.

This is very, okay. You're very hard to kill. And I know you're beating me with a dead fish. But you're very good at the pots. And your armor is all ranked up. And this is embarrassing. I've been on the other side. I own this server.

Yeah. I can type slash kill anytime I want to. You know that. Yeah. I don't, I've never played nor watched nor follow League of Legends, but that's a pretty funny story. So their whole team got booted

out and it seems like for good reason. Yeah. Meritocracy, my friends, meritocracy. League of Legends, I don't know about this particular tournament, but it's very expensive to field a team. It's almost like owning an NFL team or something. People pay millions or tens of millions to have a team that can compete in these leagues. I wonder if this was that level of gaming.

Maybe, you know, I mean, these kind of things usually are publicity driven, like they're like, Oh, we get an all girls team in there. We'll try and drive up some viewership with females. But really didn't work unless they liked watching the girls get absolutely We're talking about them now. That's true. They're pretty attractive. Like four out of five or, I don't know, four out of five are attractive.

One of them looks like, you ever see that movie 30 Days of Night? Where the vampires are in the Arctic Circle? Because there's, you know, the one second from the left looks like one of those vampires but everybody else there is pretty cute yeah they got their little vests on their jackets yeah they got their arms crossed and that's sort of like we're bad bitches kind of yeah

kind of we've never been told no which i cut in line what are they wearing in your picture, Kyle? Like white jackets? They're wearing like baseball type jackets. Like a vest over like a long sleeve shirt. I think that one might be a little shopped. Because if I'm right, here, I'll try and, I don't know if this link will work in Discord.

These are the same girls we're looking at, right? Let's take a peek. Those are all Asian girls we're looking at right let's take a take a peek those are all asian girls like for the most part like there's no asians in the first picture really oh you're right yeah no he's like this is the same pictures like eight nigerian men one of these is not like the other i was stuck on the red-haired chick that's what i use i hope you're putting up these two pictures next to each other all right i'm flipping back and forth i won't do that meme from the office like they're the same picture

three of these women are asian well i mean they're kind of squinting in the baseball jacket picture let's're kind of squinting in the baseball jacket picture. Let's see, one of these ladies might be the same. Oh, this is from 2013? Wait, what? These are all Russian girls. Let's see. They're kind of squinting.

I mean, that one second from the right looks like Freddie Wong and a wig like this is even close. I see it. Yeah Now yeah, the one on the right these are all pretty Caucasian girls I've tried to explain to people that like I I swear it's like you know people say they never forget a face I do I'd love to never forget a face swear it's like you know people say they never forget a face I do I'd love to never forget the fappening comes out there's like four pictures of JLo then one really good one I'm there I can never tell that's not her that is the good one it's a disability I just imagine you're in those standardized tests one of these is not like the other you're just like not again

the other and you're just like not again can i do the essay i'll do two essays just don't make me look at the differences between these two city streets if you don't know that one's got a picture of a traffic light i'm gonna freak out yeah i i hate those too it doesn't make me feel like... Well, one's the ocean and one's New York City. So... You know what I don't understand? How many differences to name? You know when you check a box and it says, I am not a robot?

Yeah. Why are robots incapable of checking that box? I don't understand. I've never... How does that work? I've never understood that either. Whatever tool someone's using to fuddle things apparently cannot find that box and click it.

I am baffled by that. But then other sites are like, show me the difference between eight different images. Like they'll show you this huge box and you're like, how many of these have fire hydrants in them? And you're like, oh my fucking God, I don't know. Is that a fire hydrant? I don't know, it might be a red dog in the distance.

Yeah, it's like, well, this is an angle, just a picture down a street, and one of these boxes covering something that must be 3,000 yards away. I don't know what that is. I've literally on sites before gotten into that loop where I'm like, all right, I definitely got all the signs. Okay. All right. I guess I didn't.

I guess I must have missed one because it came up with a new challenge. And I've just said, fuck it. It's just, no, it's not worth going to this site you know what fuck you some things are too hard you new york times and your bullshit article limit can't wait till you go out of business dicks i don't have the best eyesight anymore like i can acknowledge that but some shit's just too small this would be a challenge for somebody with good eyesight i needed to read the serial number from the back of a GoPro the other day and I'm just like oh come on there's more space on this screen you could have used it all you look out of

the corner your eyes magnifying glass and then you remember that meme of the white hair grandma with the back fuck it I don're just like, fuck it. I don't need to pair this. Get a new one. Do you make the text on your phone big? I don't think so. I do on my computer screen, though. I saw a Boomer starter pack the other day, and that was one of the things.

It was like making the text on your phone 150%. I do that. It's just more than a big bug. I did buy a bigger screen so i got that going on you got you pull up an ipad like no no it's fine it's got a pop socket on the back that's the whole the um it's like a boxing glove on the back at this point the mac gauntlet taped to the back slipping your hand i do most of my browsing on a mac and it has like a pinch to expand i do that all the time you can make things bigger you can

zoom in on things and it's it's glorious for us approaching disabled watching my dad text is so funny but i also know that i'm on that's my future my eyes are even worse than his and like just reading his text it'll just say like you know all like one word per line like taylor do you want to come to lunch this thursday and he has to like scroll up just to get that through it's like a hundred point text my dad text. My dad's fingers are really big. They're probably twice as big as mine. He doesn't even bother texting. He does the voice to text. Sometimes

it works. Sometimes I have to do a bit of deciphering. There'll be this whole thing of nonsense and I'll just be like and then he'll go. I'll see him send a next one a next text message like this damn thing Don't know what the hell I'm saying Neither do I

Like he'll try to tell me how much money he wanted poker and he'll be like lost $38,000 I'm like, oh no Thirty-eight dollars $38,000 and I'm like, oh no! And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. $38. Oh, all right. That's not nearly as bad. That's a difference. Yeah, he uses talk to text, which is an improvement over what he used to do.

He literally used to send me voice memos, which I actually preferred because I would, I would get these voice memos and I'd just be like, play. Hey Kyle, what's going on? What are you doing this weekend? Instantaneously, and I got it. And I get to hear his voice, right? It's like a voicemail that I don't have to go through

the rigmarole for and it's like, boop, play the next one. I've been doing this today, hanging out with Bill. We're going down here to do this and that. Oh, cool, all right, boop. Hey honey, what you doing tonight? Oh, wrong one. That's not me. Stop. Stop. Stop. Hey, how about we fool around like

we did at Denny's parking lot like last weekend. Dad, I don't need to hear this. No hickeys. Kyle's not buying the curling iron thing. No hickeys, Kyle's not buying the curling iron thing Well, you guys want to call it a Rapparino? Yeah, I think so

I'm glad we got Discord to work, we had a little trouble getting started But I'll sort it out now Kyle Tarkoff tonight, perhaps? Yeah, yeah, just Whenever you're ready, just message me I'll grab a couple people Alright, PKN287