Painkiller Already - PKN #288

Episode Date: March 6, 2020

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PKN 288. We're all here. We're all hanging out. You're still crushing those diet A&W cream sodas. I am too. And I'm convincing myself that like, it's not harming my water intake. It is. It definitely is. Like I'm crushing like three or four of those a day sometimes like quite a Kyle, you probably put me to shame because when you get into a soda kick, it is your sole means of nourishment. I drink these and I drink unsweet tea with lemon. That's mostly what I drink. These things can give me heartburn sometimes.

So I probably only drink. I'm kind of like you. I'm probably drinking three or four a day. I can't do the sweet tea or the tea as much because I like to just guzzle drinks, like whether it's water or whatever. And so I'll like forget that there's caffeine and tea and i'll get like halfway into my fourth glass and i'll be like why does my heart feel weird and then then you know why then you're actually get decaffeinated because i you know i buy it by the gallon and like like you said i i'll drink three or four of those and and you know i drink

them at night you know before i'm going to bed and stuff and so it's decaffeinated it's all good we're totally different wait there might be soda in this house from like the last time we threw a party. It could be nine months old in the bottom of the pantry somewhere. I don't even know. All I drink is water in the morning. I have a coffee. And sometimes if I'm hungry as like a, if I'm disciplined, instead of cheating, I'll do milk with protein powder, like a little protein pack. That's fair. It's funny you mention what's in the pantry.

So we talked about the coronavirus a couple weeks ago, and we all gave our threat levels. Have you changed yours? I've gone from a one to a two, all right? And I'll tell you why. I don't remember what I said. I'm not worried about the coronavirus, but here's my thing. It's very, very communicable. That's not worried about the coronavirus but here's my thing it's very very communicable that's the thing about the coronavirus it only kills one percent of the people who contract it the very old the very which is about a hundred times more than the regular flu yeah um

really like one percent sounds like nothing but compared to like a normal disease it's pretty pretty nuts it's also one% of poor Chinese people. So we're heartier than them. People are dying in France now. They got money and cheese. Oh, chocolate. Chocolate. Yeah.

Wine, all the things to keep a strong immune system. Universal health care. I feel like I could fight off this coronavirus. It'd be no big deal. It'd be no big deal. I really do. I think you would too, yeah. If they offered, I'll tell you this.

All right, how much money would it take for someone to jab you with some Corona right now? $400. No, for real. $399, move over, Taylor. Fuck, $377. I'm tripping each other. I'm not giving you any more than 10.

One penny, Bob! Realistically, if it really is, it seems like the symptoms are just the flu and all of us are young and virile enough. We don't have autoimmune disorders. We're potent. We exercise. We eat right-ish sometimes.

Not really. I don't. That just means I've prepared my body to have to deal with that. So, yeah, I did a couple grand. Yeah, give me 10 grand, pop that needle in me. Yeah, I feel the same way. But here's my thing. I was listening-

You're gonna lose some weight. I was watching some lady from the World Health Organization talk about how dangerous this thing could be and how the world should prepare for a potential pandemic. And then i started thinking like it's not it's not this virus that i would be worried about it would be like if this thing mutated into something else like like some sort of hollywood like terror movie you know where

it's like something's not did you say aids yeah it takes into even worse aids okay well what i'm worried about is like it's kind of like how they made killer bees right they they were like ah we'll take this one bee that uh that makes a ton of honey and we'll take this other bee that's very hardy and we'll we'll mate them together and what they actually created was like the the meanest bee ever who's very hardy and that they don't even make it it doesn't make any goddamn honey is this how killer bees were created? Yeah. It was an experiment where they hybrid bees. Man-made killer bees? Killer bees are man-made.

And they escaped the laboratory and they ran wild. Yeah. Yeah, they're called Africanized bees. They took this African honey bee that was really good at defending itself and very hardy, and they made it with some sort of honey bee from South America that makes a ton of honey, like more than the average bear and they created the killer bees which are very temperamental and they swarm for like much much longer than regular bees or they pursue well i vote against this i i've been

late and like my understanding of it too i haven't even looked into this in so long is after they made them and they got out of control they're like all right well they are aggressive and robust they're still not making much honey but they're very angry about it i remember watching i must have been like 11 my parents and it was like a new story about africanized killer bees and you know how most kids will be like man i thought that uh uh quicksand would be a bigger threat than it is when you're up like that kind of old bit i was terrified of africanized honeybees because i remember watching the special and they're like it's now contained to like these regions over here and this and that and i was like oh even i'm old enough to know that that's very far away and then it showed a graphic and being like well they estimate by 2004 if they may make their way into north america and it shows just a red horde of

bees going across the ocean and i remember laying in bed awake that night terrified yeah of being chased down by bees in the middle of recess like just picture myself playing kickball and then the teachers are like taylor inside and i turn around there's just the sun's blotted out with who want to kill me turns out that never happened i was also afraid of jaws in my closet for a month after yeah so what happened there was a movie called killer b nightmare and it came out in like uh when i was in elementary school and so it i want to say my bedtime was like 9 p.m. as a little guy. And this thing came on at 8 p.m. which meant you gotta be up till 10.

And I was like, please, mom, let me stay up. Please, mom, let me stay up. The killer bees, I'll get up. I promise I'll get up for school. And by 10 p.m. I was shaking with fear. Cause like they swarm and like cover the family's house with like bees. And they're like coming in from every

little orifice the house has and they're stuffing towels and the boys going into anaphylactic shock and they've got to get get out and get some epinephrine for the boys i watched that movie at the age you're describing is it either it's an older tv it's a made for tv movie yeah yeah i couldn't have been 20 something when i got that scared. No, I had this. Emotionally you were hot. I had like the same experience. But he's like, oh, I'm too scared to go to work tomorrow. I can't make it in. I'm sorry. The killer bees. Have you heard of, but yeah, they had this graph of like, it looks like the weather map how like the, the hot places will be darker red, but it was that like moving north and

north and north. north and they're like by 1999 they'll be and i'm like oh god they'll be here by 99 i'm never that's two years from now what are we gonna do it's like the graphic showing saruman slowly conquering fangorn forest yes and knowing the devastation that's coming i remember the efforts they took to like prevent the bees from getting in and they go to like i'm like oh they're in a car a car is sealed this will be okay but no there's air conditioning vents they run to a bathroom and they put towels in the bathroom house they put them under the doorway and i'm like all right now it's sealed and then they start working their way through that exhaust vent like nothing was safe from these bees and their ability to go through little places and

they're scarier like it's very easy to look at someone like walk through a spider web or have like a wasp or something around them and be like fucking is they're like like if one africanized bee crawled into this room right now i'd be like i'll see you guys thursday i'm out i'm out those things could just keep staying in this thing and it's stinging i don't want to fuck with it yeah so what i was getting at with the whole thing was i would be worried this virus that is highly communicable would mutate into something not only very communicable but also deadly much like the killer bee and and then it could actually be a real like legitimate problem and i was like you

know like what would i do and i'm thinking like well let's stay here you know i definitely wouldn't go out i definitely wouldn't even want like my groceries delivered because that's just a person they don't even know go into a populated area getting my things and then coming to me after touching god knows what i don't know if they're washing their hands and i was like how much food do i have around here and i looked in the cupboard and i was like this is a lot of food i keep a lot of canned food and i you know i've got oh there's some pasta noodles up there. I got a lot of soup, but I started thinking like, this looks like if I really was careful, three weeks of food, maybe a month. I was like, Hmm, I need more food.

And so I got to get on Instacart and I'm like, all right, let's get a two pounds of black eyed peas and two pounds of Pinto beans and two pounds of black beans and six pounds of black eyed peas and two pounds of pinto beans and two pounds of black beans and six pounds of rice and you're gonna have a horrible smelling home all right what do you have for protein what kind of beans do you want the odor will keep the killer bees away i got three pounds of three pounds of peanut butter, got a bunch of crackers, got a bunch of canned corn. A pallet of fiber-worn bars. Hear me out, baby. I've got kind of a fumigation plan.

The looters will be terrified of coming in here. In shocking news, the bees have begun to contract coronavirus. And they can give it to you through their steaks. I spent like $95 on groceries. And just looking at it, that looks to me like a good solid three months worth of food. Because beans and rice just go forever. I got a couple of those big tubs of 60 meals a piece. Like those freeze-dried meals that last for 30 years. I've got 120 meals like that. I just like have just in case.

I consider doing that, but they're very expensive like per meal. Whereas I think like, like honestly, like two pounds of rice costs, I think a dollar and 70 cents and two pounds of beans is like the same. So for like $3, I don't know how far that goes,

but it's gotta be 10 meals. Yeah. Kyle's invested half dozens of dollars in this plan. It should be foolproof. Like you want regular, like from what I've garnered from the half baked fucking YouTube investigation I've done on these prepper things is that you want those like freeze dried foods or those ones that like you add a little water to as like the last bit of emergency thing because they'll last for like 30 years but before you dip into any of that kind of stuff you want like what you're saying like potatoes and rice and canned dry goods yeah that lasts a long time but it's you know not canned good yeah like canned goods do not expire within any sort of reasonable no there's an expiration date in the can but you

think there is it's bullshit it shit. You can do you can Google this. It's bullshit. 30 years that can of corn is it might be a little bit like how this kind of has a funky texture, but it's still food. It's not gonna make you sick or anything. So like, you know, I just I just feel a little bit more comfortable if I've got, because if it happened, if it was like, you know, actually running rampant out there, I wouldn't want to go outside at all

and deal with any sorts of people. This virus is interesting. I was trying to talk to Filthy about this, but he didn't receive it well. The fact that it's not that deadly, yeah, he's, look at him go, is part of why it's a problem. You get, you're able to pass it on to other people

for two weeks, the first two weeks, and you don't even have any symptoms. So people are thinking that they're healthy going to whatever, Magic Kingdom, which is closed in China, but work with me, and going to public places, and they're spreading it all over, having no idea. you'd think they're irresponsible plane travelers taking coronavirus on there but they feel healthy and the fact that it only kills one percent that impacts how we deal with these people

if it killed 95 of the people china would just plug a hole in their head and uh at barium before it got anywhere that's what they're doing in North Korea, by the way Really? Yes Not a good quarter to the Internet Well, that's true. Probably twitch. You know what the internet has this really weird anti North Korea bias and I'm not he missed me with that, you know, that's in me with that Cultures is valid. I was thinking now you got me thinking about prepper shit like i was thinking a real good idea like of like supplies to buy other than like food and water is buy a ton of handles like those big bottles of cheap ass like vodka and i feel like you could

really do some bartering with that like just filling like water bottles with it and being like hey you got a nice fucking loaf of bread there What do you want? They're like well, we didn't prep we didn't get alcohol Yes, yes you five on the back of the truck with the ski masks Um, I've got a ton of alcohol inside perhaps I could trade a bit of it for one of your soul front Oh, oh, oh, oh, I see. I see. Okay, then. All right. Oh bend over Oh, I see. I see. Okay, then. Alright. Oh, bend over.

Oh. I thought you'd never ask. There are women. You don't care. I've got quite the stockpile here of women. I do have lube. Yeah, can I at least get lube? Can I talk you into a condom? Meet me at a hotel.

You're such a fucking retard. Because in my head, I was like, yeah. That'd be like liquid gold down there. Ooh, this motherfucker's got real chicken thighs and I've been eating potted meat. I'm trading some vodka for those chicken thighs, but more likely than not, so I'm just going to get killed and all of my wares are going to get stolen.

How do you barter in an era like that? Like you have your main man next to you holding him at gunpoint. That guy's got his main man holding him at gunpoint. Snipers on rooftop looking over the transactions i got my roof koreans with the mustaches yeah i don't know i don't think there's gonna be a lot of bartering if that if that sort of thing happens you know all right well my idea is a lot of rape and murder and murder and rape yeah yeah yeah we live in a society

yeah yeah yeah we live in a society yeah i don't i think that uh i think that in an actual like disaster like a real disaster where like there's no electricity and no running water and the shelves are all bare everywhere that yeah nobody's bartering they're just taking and killing and taking some more. Yeah. I feel like you gotta loot these stores. Like, you have to be on the second wave of looters. The first wave, when the police are still active, you don't want to go with them. Once the police have disbanded, you want to be right at the front door of Costco.

Right? Best Buy. Yeah. You're just stealing fucking... I learned from New Orleans. Go right to Best Buy. You're going to be able to barter those screens for bread, milk, whatever.

That was funny. Yeah. I got six Red Bulls and a pallet of laptops. It's like fucking retard. I wonder where the Red... I meant to... I got me saying Red Bull. I wonder where the New Orleans looter's truth was was i can't tell right because when like there were

people who looted in other places and oh they're taking all the bread and the milk and the you know multivitamins or whatever you know saintly things there are for you to steal and then the new orleans looters oh they went to best buy and the the poster child for New Orleans looter was that guy with the Heineken the crazy hair like that he had like a tub full of Heineken hairstyle would you say it was unkempt't, is that the truth? Perhaps you could crudely draw it in Microsoft Paint real quick. I remember it a little bit like Krusty, Krusty the Clown. Right? Yeah.

A little Sideshow Bob action going on. I mean, like, oh, you're one of those. I forget. Yeah. It's always sunny. Like, as silly as it is, they hit the nail on the head with the looting thing where Frank is like, you know,

they're saying these people are looting. And then look, they look at these people. They say they're surviving. What's the difference? And Dee's like, they're looting if they're stealing TVs and microwaves. They're surviving if they're stealing bread and vitamins and milk.

Frank's just like, I don't know. And then it shows him stealing skis. He doesn't even ski. He's like, no way Frank skis. He's trying to defend the looters because, yeah. I was there. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, I don't know what the,

I wouldn't want to be stealing electronics in the middle of a flood. It seems just like a plan destined to fail. A bit counterintuitive, yeah. It just doesn't make a lot of sense. But yeah, it did seem silly. What I wasn't gonna do is go buy a bunch of MREs because those are crazy overpriced.

They're like $15 a meal or something like that. And the whole point of an MRE is that you're gonna be like packing it, right? They're light, self-contained meals that you're going to be like packing it, right? It's their light, self contained meals that you could throw in a backpack and have several days, you know, that's what they're for. They're not necessarily for storing in a cupboard and like taking off a shelf and cracking open or anything like a can of food does that job

perfectly. And for 60 cents, if things went fully wild, right, and suddenly the police weren't able to maintain order. Would you bug out or lockdown in your current location? Oh, first, I'm going to my friend's house who lives about 15 minutes away and arming up. And then I'm then I'm heading northeast to my dad's place for sure. Okay, can't lock down out here. I would lock down here. Oh, I had no idea. I think I would lock down here I think I had no idea I think I'd lock down here I don't like it depends fucking Target in your in your palatial estate there they'd be like I bet he's still got

food get up all right we're gonna have to install some sort of sniper tower then we got it covered you know you booby trap your front yard, they like step on a landmine yet to be like, Jackie, we just have to hope that they don't know that was the only one. Step back, there's at least two more. I wish I cited in the 50 Cal. It's that 50 cal site is so far off that it doesn't hit the target at like 50 yards. And then it becomes really difficult to like, look, if it was two feet off,

then I could adjust it two feet and then I'd be within a few inches. Because it's, I don't know, four feet off, then I don't even know where to adjust it. Okay. So what you do is put it on a table or a bench or whatever. So it's steady. It's not going to move at all. And then you set up a target out there. It doesn't even have to be a target.

It could be a stone. It could be a knot on a tree. And you look, you pull the bolt out. You know, you push the release, pull the bolt out of the back so you can look straight down the barrel. And then you, looking through that hole, you look through and put the target in dead center of the barrel then without touching or moving the rifle you put your eye to the the scope and you adjust the scope

until the crosshairs move to the target and you have now boresighted your rifle interesting kyle knows how to sight a rifle and i know why he knows and i think the story is interesting his father told him like you learn to do this and then everyone has to come to you because they don't know how. I'm one of those people that Kyle's dad warned him about. I'd be like, just shoot it faster. Scare them away.

Yeah. You know, I knew of boar sighting, but no one's ever explained it to me like that. Yeah, it's super simple. I made a video about it a long time ago, and I explained, I want to say that if you have the rifle zeroed at 50 meters, it is also zeroed at 200 meters.

It might be 150 meters. I don't remember exactly. 223 or everything. That's a good question. It would change a little bit. I believe I was shooting 223. Yeah, because of the arc of the bullet. Yeah, but I'm sure there's a graph online you could easily find. And so that's just a way of, if you don't have a big area to sight your rifle

and like a lot of property, I got a 50-yard range I can go to. You can do it there and just know and because of maths that oh it's also good at 175 or whatever it is it's going to change by the caliber i think yeah and then depending what you're shooting it all might be good enough like i don't know if it's a deer you probably have like what an eight inch target where it's all good yeah the thing is um if your rifle is zeroed at 100 yards and it's off by one inch at 200 yards it's off by two inches now at 400 yards it's off by four inches now so so however much variance you have that's being doubled every time you go another, you double the distance. So it's, we always try to be as precise as possible.

Yeah, but I guess what I was saying is like at a, my range is meters, at 100 meters, I try to have all my grouping like the size of a quarter. And, but I feel like whatever I'm shooting it is the size of a dinner plate. And that's way easier to hit. Yeah. Yeah. Aim small, miss small. Yeah.

I didn't understand what that meant at all the first time I saw that. I was like, what does he mean? A little older, I was like, ah, fucking retard. Obviously. Yeah. That, of course, is from the Patriot,

Mel Gibson, teaching his sons to kill the British. Great scene soon he's just hacking him up that tomahawk he's very good he had like a really brutal movie come out recently that's supposed to be good mel gibson like a really violent one no i don't believe so yeah a movie come out uh fairly recently but i don't know that it was super violent or anything jojo i was thinking of hacksaw ridge that was a real good movie i liked it's great yeah that was good tom holland yes yes yes yes is it tom holland's the spider-man right am i crazy he was spider-man he's no longer oh is he not spider-man isn't it james garfield or i had to have him reverse or no andrew garfield is in okay it's garfield was in hacksaw but and and but tom and he was the spider

man but they replaced him with uh tom holland who's the young fella right okay he's actually not as young as well i can't fact check it but i think he's older than we think that he just appears really young yeah he's supposed to be 16 but i would guess he's 22 or something at least that's how most movies are you know yeah it's rare that you see kids you're like oh that is a kid holy i'm not very sure about it i guess i i when i saw his age i was surprised because i thought he was genuinely young but it's like when i first started watching that 70s show i like the first scene where i saw donna i was like whose mom is that oh i was like oh she's supposed to be eric's girlfriend oh eric looks like he just doesn't wear makeup come on

she also had like a woman's body right she didn't look teenager-y at all very tall as well yeah she's a big girl tall and like i don't know girls go through it sometimes in as a teenager girls through this like bone skinny period you know where they're gangly and stuff she was long past that she was like voluptuous yeah mila kunis was like 16 or something when she started that show making out with like a 30 year old uh ashton kutcher. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. She was underage when she started the show and she just lied about her age. What? Yeah. I didn't know that.

Yeah. I didn't know Ashton was that old either. I know that guy. He's got to be like 42 now by, I would say. Yeah. Ashton, he dated Demi Moore for a long time and she was like, I'm making up numbers, 20 years older than he was or something. Yeah. Yeah. She was a looker though. Probably numbers, 20 years older than he was or something. Yeah.

Yeah. She was a looker, though. Probably still is. She held up well. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I don't know how she's held up lately, but she held up well during their relationship.

I'm sure she went a little rotten and he dropped her. Yeah. I'm sure. Yeah. What's he been doing? Is he in anything now? Ashton Kutcher? I don't know.

Or did he take his That 70s Show money and bounce, his butterfly effect um i think he's in some show on netflix yeah the ranch right oh yeah i scroll past that i'm like man that looks awful i think he almost works full-time trying to prevent human slavery or something like that does that ring a bell i feel like a jerk no like i've been working against him this whole time he's over in libya like i'll take the girl like 45 dollars sir and he's like not so fast and you got punked we're taking your whole inventory. Does this mean I get to go free? No! No!

I didn't even assign this release, though. Yeah, just make your mark. Whatever. I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is blow up an open-air slave market. Yes. So we went into my dad's bedroom and put him in a helicopter, and we're flying up to the middle of Libya in the middle of the night. Dude, look at that fucking fat-ass Phil chained up there with the other slaves you know Don we're not gonna buy him back yeah

don Vito yeah Don Vito ended up being a real creep like uncle or something like that is he the fat one that he always like abused in his sleep and stuff that was his dad okay his dad seems like a wholesome guy who just didn't want to get with by his son but don vito was like into was he like a creep with of age girls or was he a i think he was a child molester i think he actually went after actually how young were they three four oh i don't even know if they remember it i i feel like there's a sweet spot where it's best. You know, when they're like 17 and they can consent or when they're two and they don't remember. Right?

So in 2006, he was arrested on suspicion of inappropriately touching two 12-year-old girls. That's the handsome mugshot, though. Is it? Yeah. So he's got one eye's got one. I absolutely will Hang on I want to get the image not necessarily article. It'll just take a moment He was I mean he made for some funny content in those movies. I Wish that they that none of those guys with jackass ever got their drug problems under control selfishly

ever got their drug problems under control selfishly. So he would still be doing that. Just sent a weird type of email. I don't know why it looked like that. I don't know why it looked like that. It was so many characters that it gave me a warning. But in any case, it's just a- Oh, well, well. It's awkward.

Did you guys see the stock market? If you look at it all? I saw it was down 1,000 points or something. So it was down 1,000 points yesterday and almost 900 today and together it's down almost 2000 and uh it's the worst two-day drop in like the history of the stock market but that's point wise percentage wise if i were to guess something you know like the great depression you know that fell off was bigger but uh but point wise it's the biggest. What's the cause of it?

Coronavirus. Yeah, it scares about the coronavirus. I guess a lot of China has just shut down. They stopped going to work. They're trying to stop people from meeting together so that they stop spreading this. And that's taken a huge hit on their productivity. Of course, they may click America's goods and the world's goods and and then of course they're gonna stop earning money

over there and they just afraid that that's gonna have a ripple effect I didn't act on it but when it went down yesterday I'm like it's a buying opportunity you know lock in and then I was like I should have moved faster and then went down again so I think the opportunity i don't know i don't know but yeah why wouldn't it be you know i mean it's not like you're gonna lose money it's always going up it's just it trends up it trends up yeah sometimes it goes down like yeah but it'll go back up you know but it's down i'm gonna make up, something like 6% over the last two days. It could go down 40% sometimes.

Tell you what, I bought some thermal goggles in Tarkov. Right? They were 7 million rubles a piece and I bought two pair. Then they did a drop event. Bottom fell out of the market. Went to 1.8 million. Everybody was scared. They didn't know what to do.

You know what Kyle did? He bought 15 more pair. Damn. 15 more pair at 1.8 million rubles a piece. Right now, 6 million rubles a pair. Back in the black. Back in the black. Nice. I took half of my savings, put it all into Kohl's cash.

All into thermal goggles. I took my whole savings. I dumped it into thermal goggles in real life. You know what? I'm taking a big risk that pogs are coming back. Oh, I still have my beanie babies. They'll bounce. They'll rebound.

I got my beanie babies and my pogs. I'm investing in the tulip market right now. Did you see that meme where somebody, it was like a picture of a beanie baby. And they're like the beanie babies from, from the mid nineties that were of course, filled with spider eggs are finally hatching out. And they had an image of like spiders just crawling like crazy out of a ruptured beanie baby.

And somebody that comes is like, for real? You've probably seen the picture of the man and the woman in court like a family court dividing up their beanie babies yeah like on the floor so i it inspired me to go to ebay and just like look at beanie babies there are still expensive beanie babies out there on ebay i don't know if they're selling like i didn't look what was the priciest one you found uh so right off the bat 1500 2500 um i've still got all mine that's real money i mean here's another thousand here's a two thousand uh so that's top end right out of the gate 2500 is the most priciest but man some of these beauty babies look cute i wouldn't pay 600 though

wouldn't pay a dime wouldn't pay a dime it's a little fuzzy animal that i'm not supposed to even fucking touch or give to an animal or anything it wouldn't be a dime okay i remember i pay a dime they used to give out gold gold plated pokemon cards. I remember those. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember going through and getting my little Charizard, you know, Pokemon like metal, you know, gold thing. And in my,

you know, eight year old head, I'm like, I, I can't believe McDonald's is being so foolish. I'm set. You know, I'm being,

they're giving me gold. Now, if I could just get my mom or my grandma to take me every day, I can have enough gold. It was just like, Oh, you know, it was also like that. being they're giving me gold now if i could just get my mom or my grandma to take me every day i could have enough gold it was just like oh you know what was also like that the 101 dalmatian um um marketing thing like mcdonald's had had the little dalmatians and of course there's a hundred and one of them and they all have different names and biographies and it's like do you know how many happy meals this is gonna require this is so many happy meals i'm not even happy about it anymore just every time it's just like please can we go to mcdonald's please

please please i don't even want the food just give me just give me the toy let's give me the toy can i get two toys and no hamburger like my sister we get the chicken uh happy meal i get the the hamburger happy meal extra pickles extra mustard and i was so happy oh it's pongo hamburger happy meal, extra pickles, extra mustard. And I was so happy. Oh, it's fucking Pongo! Oh, shit! I like to imagine the copy editor that absolutely killed

himself when he was assigned, alright, we just need you to come up with 101 unique bios for 101 different fictional dogs. And he's sitting there like, oh, alright, dog number three, this is fucking Bozo, and oh, honey, I can't go to your mother's tonight. It's not because of an excuse. I have I have 97 more bios to come up with. Yeah, I'm going to leave the gun on my desk all evening.

You said McDonald's made a mistake. They actually did when I was a kid. It was the 1984 Olympics. Maybe you know this. On the side of everything, on the side of their hamburger, their drink, and their French fries, you take this little thing off. And depending on what the Americans got in the Olympics, you get stuff. It was winter Olympics, right? It was summer. 84?

Do I have this? I think I have this right in LA, right? You're absolutely right, yeah. So anyway, all you'd have to do is like bundle together 99 cents, get to McDonald's and buy like a fry or a small fry. And then what happened was all the communists boycotted the american olympics in 80 we boycotted the moscow olympics in 84 they boycotted the american olympics so we won fucking everything sometimes we get gold silver and bronze in these events because there were like the east germans

weren't there the russians weren't there i don't know about chinese they probably sucked at sports at the time but like like we were crushing it we've never had that many things so you get a small fry and like you get something else and then you take it off you're like oh we got golden bronze on this one I'll take a burger in a drink the burger in the drink we got two goals in a silver out of these we just just pile on and pile on. It's like a Magic the Gathering combo. And then I will play free McChicken.

And then I will parlay the free McChicken into a small fry. And you're just standing there. And they're like, he's on an infinite loop. By the way, I'm evolving the Big Mac to a combo. Yes, my double quarter pounder with cheese does have trample so i'll have i'll get it i'm gonna tap my medium coke twice my medium coke and then i will return all this food for cash value no not the trump card and then i will use that $600 to buy 600 more.

Some poor McDonald's employee. Do you know the whole controversy about the Monopoly game that McDonald's had? Where it was rigged for a while, right? Not rigged, but like somebody on the inside. Dude, so that was what they said. And that's what I believed. There's a whole thing on HBO. I think it's like a multi part series where they break down what happened with the monopoly shit.

The mob was involved. Really? The mob was involved with scamming the monopoly millions. They were like siphoning it to family members who they would have changed their names in like in Tampa, maybe Florida. I know it was in Florida. And like, they were winning it all. Like nobody won. Nobody won. I always heard that some guy on the inside was like making his friend win and then don't charity or something. Oh, there's a whole documentary

about how the mob is involved. And like, I guess the mobsters wife was gonna come clean. Well, she got Jeffrey Epstein, she was crossing the road and a truck came by whoopsie daisy and now they don't have any more witnesses my favorite was the road happened to be her front yard in the residence pepsi did you guys probably know this one too pepsi did a thing where like if you had enough bottle tops you could get different events one of them was a heavier jump jet and some guy did the math on it and it was like i'm gonna make up numbers but it's like huh for half a million dollars i could get a

22 million dollar jet i'm in and he did it and pepsi was like it was obviously a joke he's like no joke give me the jet i don't know how it ended what'd they do i think they had to give him cash i think they had to pay him off there was another one that was um that's so funny there was some kind of a car giveaway oh what was the fucking toyota oh yeah so it was she she won a toyota it's like a radio and they hand her a toy djs that were zany so instead they give her a toy Yoda. And she's like, bullshit, I'm suing. I want a fucking Corolla. And they had to give her one.

That's like the dumb and dumber where he's like, no, I said I'd give you 10 doll hairs. It's like, where are my 10 doll hairs? He's like, here's a $20. Have you ever won anything off a radio show? Have you ever won anything at all? I tried so hard. They were giving away a 1955 Chevrolet back when I was homeschooled. And my dad and I would be in the truck every morning.

So we'd listen to the same radio show every morning without fail, which is kind of, I guess if you commute, you would catch 30 minutes of it. But because we're hunting, we're up right when it starts and we're getting two full hours of it, on the way to the spot and on the way back and just sitting in the, getting warm in the truck or whatever. And they're giving away a 55 Chevrolet, perfectly restored. And they played this game where you had to name the sound and it would be zany it'd be like stapling something to a marker board or something it'd be like what's that noise

and like it would go on for weeks no one's guessing the noise and we've got a we've got like a a pin and a pad in the car and i'm like maybe it's a coffee mug being slid back and forth on a table i don't i would i was always them, trying to get that thing. Yeah, I've never called into a radio show. I've called a few times. I won tickets once. That was cool. We won a newlywed game thing once.

It wasn't a radio show. It was an in-person thing at a bar that we'd eat. What'd you get? A vibrator, lube, free dinner at the bar, and I don't know, some other stuff like that. It was fun. I went on a poker night once at a bar, and it was just like a free meal, like vouchers for the restaurant, because you couldn't use real money. It was like a tournament.

Hmm. Yeah, no, I'm a loser. I really won much. Yeah, yeah. I didn't win a lot of things. My dad had a friend and he would always win this this nonsense he'd go to these things called buccaramas and what it is it's like a a big hunting convention that they have at those convention centers and it's huge and uh

every product that has to do with hunting and fishing would be represented there there'd be booths and stuff you can see the brand new Johnsonville fucking bass boat and the new Mossberg 12 gauge and all the new duck decoys with the vibrating wings and all that shit would be there. And they'd have those raffles, everywhere there's a raffle. And this guy would just always buy tons of raffle tickets at every single thing.

He was always winning. It was shocking to the point where we wondered if he had an in with somebody, like if he's cheating. He wasn't just winning a hat. He won a boat one year, like a fucking basketball. Did he buy a lot of tickets? Not so many that it added up to like- That it made sense, yeah.

He didn't buy $5,000 worth of tickets. Maybe he bought $500 worth of tickets that day. Yeah, he didn't buy $5,000 for the tickets like maybe bought $500. Yeah, cuz I could win every lottery if I just buy all the combos. Yeah, I see what you mean But but then later on He did statute of limitations. So He did this there was that they had this contest for who kills the biggest buck that year and it's a huge prize pool It's really big deal like I don't remember all you win tens of thousands of dollars plus like a rifle and

sometimes even a truck like and and there's lots of people in into this thing it's like for the like a whole state or a whole region and so what the guy did he had a deer in his backyard in a pen that he was raising for years Oh feeding it this and it was mean as fuck you'd go back there and it's like try to his backyard and a pin that he was raising for years. Oh, feeding it this and it was mean as fuck, you go back there and it's like trying to get at you with the antlers. And and he was feeding it like good like nutrition is very important for like getting a big like rack. And there's a lot of dimensions

that they measure. There's a scoring system, it has to do with the diameter of the antler, the inside width measurement, the outside the height symmetry is a thing the number of points. And there's this complicated equation that comes up with a number. Oh, that's a 297 buck, you know, and I want to say that would be excellent. Like I it's been a long time since I've been into that stuff. But 250 to 350 is just a top tier kind of kind of stuff. They give you a lie detector

though with this with this this contest the prize pool is so big and they ask the question did you kill this did you harvest this deer and the lawful and whatever act of like actually hunting you know they want to make sure that you're the one who got this thing and you didn't cheat or somehow you didn't go to some farm somewhere or like you didn't go out of state and like take some other buckarama winners deer and freeze it and bring it in here so he knew that was coming so he got in his he got in his camouflage he he put his he put his his orange vest on he got he got his climbing deer stand He climbed up in a tree in his backyard. Sat down. Measured the horizon.

Took note, oh, look at that. My backyard, it's Bonzo. The deer who's been living here for the last five years. In his cage. He stood up. Bam! Fucking blew Bonzo away. Climbed down, took out his license, went, punched it, put it back in his pocket, and he won the buckarama that year.

Kyle. Man, what a classy way to win. If you wanted to bring back a giant deer, where would you go? Are they bigger out West? Are they huge in Mexico? Like bigger North? Well, there's different breeds of deer throughout North America. Most of the Southeast has white-tailed deer. And those are one of the smaller species body-wise.

The mule deer and the black-tailed deer that live more northerly are just a kind of a completely different species. It's like, or at least a different breed. It's like comparing like Holstein cows with like Brahmas or black angus or something like that but out in texas they have really big deer the main thing is nutrition and and lineage you know the if this deer's daddy was had a big rack or whatever um so out in texas they have the probably the biggest deer on those big ranches you know like um they breed them out there and they they feed them continuously there's feeders out there

giving them this really nutritious feed that that's uh that's that's sort of designed to promote antler growth and make them big and that probably makes them go there like i imagine if i went near the feeders i'd find deer yeah I'm ready to hunt yeah yeah I would even Bobby Hill knew I'd come back I could win that competition I go into the wrong spot oh son it doesn't no it doesn't son what do you say I'll let you drive the car yeah that was a good episode yeah they're all good classic ass show I want some guy to kill a moose and just insist it's a deer you know what i think don't you try and tell me that's not a deer i think technically they are dear but i mean yeah i got myself a nice 450 white tail deer

contest sir and that thing doesn't even fit in your pickup truck it's in the tractor bucket get the hell out of here moose in south car? It was here. Fuck you. I win. Give me my money. That's a white-tailed moose right there. You don't know your deer? That's not my problem. I'm not calling you a liar, but according to our system, this feller

was in Manitoba four days ago. Y'all got any zebra? Sir, that is a horse with spray-painted spots. God damn. And it looks like you bought cream or some kind of taupe to finish it. It doesn't even look right.

Yeah. I have... I don't like the way that whole hunting thing goes down. I guess I don't care necessarily about the animals being killed because the end result is that they have a habitat to live in that they otherwise wouldn't have and and and you get to eat them well sometimes they eat them whatever i don't really like to you

but like the thing is i guess i think less of the people who go there and kill them and think they've accomplished a thing because you haven't you've done nothing it's like it's it's like going fishing in a pond that's just been completely stocked full like like near near where i grew up there's a a catfish farm like where they grow them and they grow them in these gigantic they're like olympic sized swimming pools and on one side they have this big sort of paddle boat wheel um Have you ever seen like those paddle boats that have the big spinning thing on the back? And that aerates the water, right? So that the fish can breathe. And then there's these automatic feeders that like sprinkle food out there.

And they're just in a concrete. You drop a line, you'll catch something. And people would do that. And I'm thinking like they would like sneak out there and like catch a few. be like i caught eight last night i was like how did you not catch a thousand you're an if you're like don't brag about doing i caught a hundred at a time with a net what's wrong with you yeah yeah yeah because like when i grew up hunting like like we would we would go and like scout out locations like like we you know locations and walk through the woods and look for deer sign where they rub trees in a certain way.

And you can tell by the size of the tree that a deer rubs how big the deer is because a little deer rubs a little tree and a big deer can get its antlers around a big tree. So you can tell if he's rubbing a tree that's like this fucking big, like eight, nine inches wide, it's like, oh, that's a pretty fucking big deer. And you know, we'd scout those things out and find their trails and climb up in trees and wait for hours every day for weeks and weeks to kill deer.

And then these people go and like, go to Texas or whatever and pay to like go up in a tree with a guide and be like, all right, it's 7.30. They'll be here in a minute. Yep, yep, yep. There he is. That's Larry right there. Yep, yep. Larry the bus. See, they're not afraid because they're so trusted. Rogan goes to Colorado and hunts things in the open, but he does hire a guide. He described himself as a blue belt, which people don't know that's one above white belt at hunting. He's a

hunter, but he's not an expert. So he brings a black belt out there with him to help him find the... Well, he only does it for the natural testosterone boost you get for eating elk meat. He also uses a bow, which I admire. I think that's the cool way to do it. And I think a lot of times... There are some things that you hunt by tracking, like, like, I'm not an expert, mostly I hunted whitetail deer, and in some birds and

like varmints and predators and stuff like that. But I think if you're hunting caribou, like you blow this big bugle horn and call them and they bugle back and then you start tracking them and you might end up walking 10 miles like like over tall hills up and down until you spot them with binoculars and then you try to get around them in such a way that they don't smell you and you shoot them so it's a whole thing there has to be a better idea like an electric skateboard for the woods well you just hop in a helicopter if you're just looking to kill trying to find a happy medium walking 10 miles is a job yeah yeah yeah that's what the guy who owns the tannerite company dan dan tanner he lives on this mountain top in oregon and he's a wild man like like he's got a bear feeder in his yard

to bring the bears in to his yard and like he's in his man cave which is like it's like above his garage he's got like this i don't know it's about the size of a nice sized living room there's like a pool table and a bar like a legitimate bar and like fridge and you know cool on the walls and guns and stuff but over by the window and it's one of those windows that like swings out like real wide there's like a shooting bench with a barrett 50 cal with a suppressor on it aimed out toward the bear feeder and he'll just sit up there and drink whiskey wait on a bear to come into the yard well that seems like the least sporting way to kill him well he's, he's killing a bear. He's just wanting to kill.

He's one of the most hardcore wild men I've ever seen. Like when I got there, his wife just had given birth at home. And he had the afterbirth in a trash bag in the back of his truck. I synced it. I synced it. What was he going to do with it? Bear bait, right? Bear bait.

I mean, I? Bear bait. I mean, I bet it worked. I'm thinking like, do we really wanna give him a taste of us? Like maybe just, shouldn't he just burn that or something? Or, ah. It'll be his last taste of anything. But he would go out on these, he would go on those hikes like I described,

like 10 miles, he said, and he would use thermal binoculars and he would spot the, I think it was elk. He would spot the elk at night, like early, early morning, like 4 a.m., 5 a.m. when the sun had not come up. And then he would stalk them for hours until he got within range of his rifle. And he would shoot the thing 10 miles from home. He'd go out there and butcher it and fill his pack up with butchered meat and then walk it back home the 10 miles. And I'm like, aren't there mountain lion up here?

He's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Aren't you worried one might attack you? That'd be a hell of a way to go, wouldn't it? I was like, are you hoping that one will attack you? That's what it sounded like right now. Didn't you just have a child? Outlines are the reason i got my first gun i i used to go off-roading all the time and just the way it was i i was farther than other people so sometimes i get up there the

night before i couldn't leave that morning and arrive that morning and i'm camping in the woods all by myself every little like stepping on a branch that breaks it, that you know, I'm in my tent. What's out there breaking branches? What is that? I distinctly heard it, you know? I'm thinking I'm by myself in the deep woods, right? There's nothing here, it's primitive camping.

And I hear human voices. What am I gonna do? There's two of them. Like I could never beat up two people. You've got to be like, rawr! That's as good a player as that. I got a gun. Two guys over there are like, I knew it, Larry.

That's Sasquatch. Get your gun. You're like, rawr! That's a female. Sasquatch. See, Larry? They're like Pokemon. They can only say their own name. It's a female yeah sasquatch see larry they're like pokemon they can only say their own name it's a real one out there yeah let's go back and get cleatus for backup

worst case scenario it's just some city failure we'll rake the out of him squeal yeah dude that now this can't be the third time one week we come across a rapable northerner that was the thing they weren't even northerners those people in deliverance were so backwoods that some white fellas from atlanta were city boys like that was enough they oh yeah they were city boys that was burt reynolds boy? Burt Reynolds was hardcore. He was the Chad of the group. First of all, he's wearing nothing but a leather vest or something and no shirt underneath. And he's in great shape. And he's Burt Reynolds. He's great looking. And he's talking all sorts of... He's like, sometimes you got to lose yourself to find the way. And Jon Voight's like, the fuck are you smoking?

Avoid on this one. Yeah, it didn't make any sense, but he said something just like It's like we're just going canoeing why was you so well equipped for this problem? like equipped for what problem I Add backwards people and oh they weren't equipped at all they they just had um he just had the only i think the only one of them that had any weaponry was john voight and i think he just had his bow and arrow you know he just had like a um a regular old maybe it was even a recurve i don't know but he was equipped in terms of the skill set but reynolds won the day no i don't know if you remember deliverance well. It's possible that I don't. I, this is maybe the first time I fell

up my movie recognition, but. So the, so right off the bat, Burt Reynolds gets taken out of the ball game, right? Cause the hillbillies start shooting at him from, from them, from up on the rocks while they're canoeing and they all, and they all get like topsy turvy down waterfalls and Burt Reynolds breaks his legs severely. And so now it's ned baity the the most beta of the whole group and john boy who's the

skinny one the ned baity john voight is the is it well no ned baity's chunky and uh and john voight is you know he's you know john voight and then there's another guy like real nerdy glasses. And so the nerdy guy with glasses and Ned Beatty are down there just being really being pussies. Like, well, I don't know what we're going to do. It's just awful cold and wet. And John Voight's like, got to go up on them rocks. And he fucking climbs the rocks up there like, like, like a wild man with his bow. And he kills the fucking redneck, the last redneck that's, that's left behind and, uh, and gets a man out of there. But then when they get out, everybody's cousins up there. So they're like, the sheriff's like,

he's got the fucking hillbilly. He's like, he had a cousin up there that was doing some hunting. Went missing a few days back. Y'all didn't see him, did you? No, can't say we did. He seems to think you did. You calling me a liar, Sheriff? Well, no, call me a liar sheriff well no i wouldn't go that

far i wouldn't go that far but i'm watching this is like it's super intense because they're just about to flood the valley and turn it into hydroelectric lake so they all know that like the evidence will be gone soon yeah we've killed these two good old boys in the backwoods we got to get the fuck out of here yeah it's a it's a hard time i didn't see that until this year i guess last year it's a great movie i've seen it a couple times it's uh as i saw it when i saw it as a kid it really with me i was maybe 13 or 14. and i just remember it gave me that like nauseous sort of sick to your stomach feeling like it was such a thriller there was so much adrenaline going that like i i got like an adrenaline dump of like oh i feel i feel kind of sick now that's what i like in a movie it doesn't have to be that

feeling it's the fact that it inspires a real genuine feeling like that that's one of the ways that i evaluate movies and and like yeah jaws made the ocean seem scary deliverance makes the woods seem like an unsafe place to be yeah and you know don't know, I've never felt scared in the woods necessarily, because like, they might be doing a raping in the woods probably gonna be me. But but but I never got scared in the woods, I don't think ever. But there was, there were times where like, I feel like if I had let myself get a little scared, sort of thinking thoughts that I could have scared myself because, you know because you're out there by yourself. It's easy for the mind to wonder. It'll be completely dark and you can get turned around out there pretty easily.

Most of the places I hunted, if you just walk in a straight line or you use a star or the moon to find a straight line, I'm not saying I'm navigating celestially, but just walk in a straight line, I can accomplish that with the moon. I'll eventually hit a road. But still, if we I was in a place one time where it was like government land, and we'd never been there before. And we walked for like two miles out in the woods. And then we got up in trees. And one of the guys had like one of those old school navigation things like a nav, you know, like a hikers navigation. have, uh, you know, like a hiker's navigation GPS. Are we saying, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This is before cell phones did that shit. And we go to walk out and he's like, shit. I'm like, what do you mean? Shit. He's like, batteries are dead. And I'm like, well, because you had that, none of us even took that mental note of like where we went and how we turned and there was a real case for us having to spend the night out in the wilderness for a while we walked for an hour

before we got out and it there was a while where it was just like you're just hot and sweaty it's like southern georgia nighttime and you're carrying a deer stand and a rifle and you're wearing camouflage and it's just like we shouldn't have came with these jackasses they hunt twice a month why are we with these people they don't know what the they're doing why is he even leading us right now you know he doesn't know where he's going just just thought we're gonna have to eat them well i'm not wasting my deer meat if it come down to it i know i know who's getting eaten and it wasn't us it was the jackass who didn't bring an extra double a for his yeah sat nav yeah yeah it can

get scary out there for real though um i i don't know i i out in texas uh we we would go out on like little stalks where we would just start walking in the moonlight with like a semi-automatic rifle and a night vision monocular and there are mountain lions there so it was like i hope that doesn't we don't get heated yeah yeah that was a legitimate concern it was like but it made it cool right there was a little bit of danger like you'd probably not like we could probably do this a hundred times and nothing would happen but i don't know if we could do it 300 times without without anything happening and so just kind of walking out in the middle of nowhere and really bright like imagine the brightest full moon ever and there's no light

pollution out there so i mean shadows are being cast by the moon, but still it's just like, man, if he fucking jumps out at us, we got to be ready here. But that was more exciting than scary. I don't know. That was fun. I've never been in a bad wood situation like that, but I've been in the ocean. We used to go jet skiing all the time. We made some bad decisions. I want to say that I forget whose jet ski was which but

one of them they have a bilge pump in there so if water gets in the engine compartment that it'll just pump that back out and um but his had i think it was his had a crack in the hole so if the motor turned off for some reason his jet ski would sink mine it didn't start properly so if my motor turned off then it wouldn't restart well we just both assumed that we'd go out jet skiing jumping waves in the ocean and be flawless neither of us would ever fall all day long that's not how it went and uh we get out there and i forget who went down first but in case, we were getting sucked out to the ocean, just like hanging on to jet skis. One of them half submerged without really a plan. Like, so the ocean level's dropping and you have two islands and the water's just rushing out from the bay to the ocean.

And no human could swim against a current like that. Like we couldn't even stand in it you know the water was like nipple deep maybe neck deep at times like we would pass shallow areas and you couldn't resist it you know you just kept getting sucked against your will and eventually some fishermen saw us on our way to our death and throw us back in like one of kevin spacey's victims yeah yeah i was thinking of victims i saw weinstein got found guilty of third degree rape how many times how many what does that mean i think two two or two in my house yeah i just i just know that like one of the charges he was found guilty of was like third degree rape and i think maybe sexual assault as well or something like that i wonder what kind of time that comes along with you know he's rich enough he'll get off i was going the other way i he'll go in some like rich

person jail and fall out of the news cycle and then over and over under two years over oh i'll say over two years i'd take enough over six. He's an old man in bad health. Oh Is he or is he just pretend is he Walker aside like he doesn't look healthy. He doesn't pass the eye test I don't need to hear that man's heart to know that it's not doing well in there Yeah, yeah, the Walker thing is pretty hilarious. How old is he? I'm gonna guess 67 years old. Oh, okay. I pegged him in his 50s but I'm not very I'm no 67 Wow Wow okay oh he's not a good-looking 67 right he's the kind of

guy that might only make 70 72 yeah I mean he's making it a long time but Cosby's a little healthier than that guy yeah somehow yeah well i mean cosby was never as fat as weinstein um but yeah i i guess i think that his money and power will get him into a better prison but i think he's gonna get over six years maybe over, I don't even know. Let me look at, is it federal? It's gotta be state. Well, it's gotta be state. What is third degree rape? Yeah, California.

Good question. What the hell does that mean? Third degree rape sentence. Let's see what comes up. Oh shit. Oh, he could get a, apparently the sexual assault charge is the serious one. That's up to 25 years. The third degree rape count is only punishable up to four years.

So he's facing a potential 29 year sentence. Ooh. Well, hopefully he gets every bit of it. I fact checked for a second, but it said no less than five years and up to 25 on my source. So that's in line with what you said, but the no less than five I thought was new information. Yeah, that's interesting.

Maybe he'll flee. He's got a bunch of money. He can hide somewhere. Maybe an island somewhere. Is he free enough for that? I do not know. I'm kind of just throwing spaghetti at the wall. I don't know why more people don't flee.

If you could put a million dollars in a bag and have somewhere... Damn, Kyle, is this the time for this conversation? I've plotted it out. Look, Bolivia is a wonderful place. I've put a little bit of a tan on i could look forward to you get out i mean but you're right like you would think these like multi multi like hundreds of millions of dollars guys would just take their chances and be like yeah i'm running to uh some country with no extradition treaty i do wonder what would have happened to me if if like during that interim between my state charges being dropped and the federal charges being put forward, I was a free man, a hundred percent.

There were no charges against me anywhere. What could I have done during that period of time to like better my situation? Like if I had moved to Colorado, would I have then been in a separate district and like, like what I had had to deal with a completely different federal prosecutor or would my case just revert back to georgia and they're like show back up in georgia for charges what if i had gone to canada what if i completely repatriated to canada extradition treaty with us so they would have deported what do they do that like if i'm just being charged with a a a marijuana crime in a in the united, they extradite me out of Canada? Is that how it works? I don't know.

I don't know either. Here's what I do know. My paramotor instructor, shortly before he taught me actually, crashed into another pilot. His propeller blended that pilot's wing at about 300 feet. The other pilot had no reserve, came smashing to the ground. i don't know how many bones he broke or how long he was in that coma but it was serious i know this guy he still flies actually he walks with the cane or on crutches he flies commercial now he has a trike. He launches and lands on wheels. Yikes. I saw him at the ocean and he needed a cane just to walk in the ocean. There was no letting go.

Oh man, canes are terrible in the sand. Yeah. I saw him and he's like, yeah, they're gonna have to go back in and replace a section of bone, like an amputation. They chop top and bottom bone and put something like titanium in it, like a little section. He section he's fucked anyway i don't know if he sued the instructor because he had to or because insurance forced him to or whatever but that instructor moved to germany and it seemed related to to what you were talking about improving yeah yeah yeah i'm not suggesting yeah i'm definitely not suggesting that i would have like become a fugitive from justice or anything like that. But I'm just wondering, was there a workaround during that brief interim where I was a free man?

Where I said, you know what? I'm going to go to Canada. I'm going to be a Canadian now. Or I'm going to go to wherever. France or the UK. I wonder if I had that option at that period and could have gotten free of all the nonsense. I don't know. Seems like that would have been like a, well, quite literally a get out of jail free card move but they could it be that simple where they're like

i live in canada now bitch and george is like fuck shucks yeah shit well it was you know again it's federal charges too so that's that's a horse of a different color because you know the state charges were dropped you know would the feds be more or less motivated if you left the country? Would they be like, ah, fuck. Are we going to mess with all this? This is a pain in the ass for a possession charge. Or would they be like, oh, now we really want him.

Let's call the Mounties. I don't know. We're sorry. There's no way to catch up on our mounts. He's got a real car. He can afford 30-40 kilometers per hour. I mean, I think he figured out there's only

about six miles of real country here after the border, and it's kind of just a wasteland. I mean, you got Edmonton up there somewhere, but fuck. You can't live in none of it with a bunch of the eskimos yeah yeah that's funny all right well that's probably a good good time to cut it off you'll play some uh tarkov a little bit after this woody yes please that sounds fun yeah bkn 288.