Painkiller Already - PKN #297

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

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pkn 297 you were talking about vegetables or something we're talking about how like when you've grown up in the u.s and your calorie understanding is like a snickers okay that's about it's about that large and it's what 350 calories or something and kyle was saying he's like a pound of asparagus is like 60 calories and And it's like, yeah, you could fill yourself up on like 600 calories a day of vegetables. Like you'd be shitting constantly because you'd have so much fiber in your diet. You would have to eat like eight or nine pounds of asparagus. Oh, your piss would be so bad. I flirted with keto for a while, it would be.

And it gave me this really warped fucking idea of like sugar like you know like i had tomatoes on as a snack the other day no one ever eats tomatoes like apples on my stream i guess they all thought i was insane but um i used to do that when i was little in my grandparents garden okay yeah so i i had tomato and when i had them on the keto thing everyone was like, oh, my God. There's sugar in that. What are you going to get out of ketosis, tomatoes? No motherfucker ever got fat on tomatoes.

No one has ever ate so many tomatoes that they bulked up and got heavy. It's not a thing. Well, of course not, but it's about the ketosis. Well, fuck that. It's about the calories. Calories in, calories out. We've said that so many times. That's true. I think we're wrong about that. No, it's definitely calories in, calories out we've said that so many times now that's true i think we're wrong about that no it's definitely calories in calories out that's research something

about insulin i don't know oh well i mean insulin has like it's not just a hundred percent calories in calories out but if you abide by that there is no one out there who has like a slight insulin issue who's who's got like a maybe 130 calorie swing of what they're they're like getting more than someone else or whatever it's like no you you're not gonna get fat off that i was reading something something the other day and there was this whole blog about this lady who had like transformed her diet and she and and i've been reading for like three paragraphs and i got to the end of all of her transformation like oh 12 000 steps a day and a gallon of water a day and cut all this out and substitute it with this and she's like and i'm a huge success over the last three years

35 pounds down and i was like the fuck am i reading 35 pounds in three years that's not even a pound a month it's a hundred calories a day wow that's a very small deficit you can burn 100 calories in 12 minutes of cardio or just don't eat 100 calories worth of food it i was just like yeah why is there an article about this person? Why is there an article? Because there's a woman. That's why. Maybe she's like a motivational for other people where other fat women are showing up. And they're like, well, I lost 14 pounds this year. So I'm actually on a better trajectory than Tits McGillicuddy over here because she only lost

11 a year. That's terrible. It's blown out just a touch. If they were to write a fucking article about you, I expect you to have lost 100 pounds in a year or 200 pounds in a year and a half or something crazy.

Crazy would be good. There's something to it to me. If someone loses like 60 pounds in two months, congratulations. But I'm not convinced yet. I'm convinced you know how to lose weight. I'm not convinced you know how to stay thin. It is too fast. I'm not convinced that you didn't just lose a huge amount of water weight if you lose 60 pounds in two months.

Right? I picked a giant number. It is a lot. But, you know, like, I don't know. Stay thin and maintain that lifestyle. I'm incredibly impressed, especially if they're older, right? And, look, a lot of us were hot at 22 years old. That's a time in our life when there are lots of hot people.

Do that at whatever, Stallone's age or even less, you know, like these actors, Jason Staham or Hugh Jackman was jacked in his 40s. That's incredibly impressive to me. Any woman over 25. Busted. Ruined.

It's funny you're talking about tomatoes. I still think you're blown out. I'm still blown out? Oh yeah, I think you're still blown out too. That's crazy. I'm lowering it's blown out I'm still blown out? Oh yeah I think you're still blown out too That's crazy I'm lowering it quite a bit Is your windows at 100 or something? That's the one that changes on me that I have to check

My windows at 100 Okay Mine's at 85 I don't know what's right for you I'll lower that a bit Just to be sure It's so sensitive by the same yeah I'll lower that a bit just to be sure it's so sensitive by the way

if I'm at 82 the whole world hates me if I'm at 87 the whole world hates me 85 that's the number don't change it I was at 83 actually

and I just lowered to 77 that's a big change we'll see we'll listen a little longer it seemed good right there alright alright I try the only thing I ever

touch when I'm not playing is I turn my my volume here up and down because sometimes i'll just leave the headset hanging on the microphone and just use that as audio rather than you know just rather than putting them on if i'm just watching a youtube video sitting here or something i've been playing uh i've been playing total war uh last couple of days we were just i was just chatting because the filthiest stream have you been seeing him do it couple of days. Because of Filthy's stream? I didn't know he was playing. We were talking about

RTS games. Me and ZT and Class. And we were talking about what my favorite ones were. Company of Heroes, Age of Mythology. Those were really, really fun. And they were like, what about

Total War? Total War. And I was like, yeah. really really fun and they were like ah but what about uh fucking game total war total war and i was like yeah yeah i was like and zt had never even seen it before so i linked him a video and watched it together and i was like you know i kind of want to play real bad now you want to just go ahead and buy a hundred dollars worth of this uh dlc and uh download it overnight we'll play some so that's what we did yeah He bought $100 worth of DLC in a video game and we've been playing that. Are you picking it back up pretty quick or having

to start from a much lower level? You got to the point you were winning most of your online matches or at least half. Yeah, I win most of my online matches. I feel like I've got all the controls back within four or five games. It took

a game or two to remember the controls and the hot keys and such, but yeah, I got it back pretty well. I mean, I'm playing against CT, who's brand new to the game. That must be fun. Are you just mixing around which factions you're playing again? Yeah, I just play a different faction every time, and he plays the same one every time trying to figure out how to beat me, so that's fun.

Yeah. Well, he's not going to figure out how to beat you if you're playing a different one every single time no well he's just got to figure out how to move his troops around oh yeah what what uh you know what fights to take and what fights not to take because whether it's a goblin spearman or a troll spearman you don't want to run straight into him with a horse either way it doesn't really matter who it is. But yeah, that game's really fun. I've been playing that a little bit. And I'm about to pick up on Kingdom of Heaven,

the new season of that. So I know you guys don't watch that, but it's really fucking good. Is that the Norse one? There are three Viking shows that we've discussed. Kingdom of Heaven is the serious one about Uhtred. Oh, that's the good one. Yeah, that's the one I liked.

The good one's the funny one to me, but to each his own. Yeah, well, that's Norseman. Norseman is the Viking comedy. That's my favorite. That's very tongue-in-cheek. They never laugh at themselves and get goofy with it, but it's always tongue-in-cheek. They're sacrificing people to the gods, and he's looking up with his but it's always like tongue-in-cheek like they're sacrificing people to the gods and and he's looking up with his head on the block like are we sure that three sacrifices

is what it takes because two two might do it she's like she's got blood on her face she's like yeah i think three okay i don't want to argue or rock the boat or anything some of the vikings are obviously the warrior class, right? They're big, they're strong, they're six foot five. They're the people that do all the fighting. And then there are some others that are like farmers or leadership. Slaves. Slaves, yeah.

Lots of slaves. The one guy who was like a demoted captain or demoted guy in charge like you know i think i'm gonna be a warrior i uh my body responds really well to exercise i could be that just a thing a viking wouldn't say it's so funny to me he's the gay brother of the village chieftain who's just not good at anything he's yeah he's great they find his porn, which is crudely drawn like stick figures with dicks in their butts and stuff like that.

That one's really funny. Kingdom of Heaven is pretty serious. It's well made. I used to call it Game of Thrones Lite. It's pretty fucking good. I think this is season four that came out today. It's on

Netflix, so boom, you get everything. That's a show I'm going to have to re-watch probably in its entirety because I think I've only seen seasons one and two, and I do not remember. I remember Uhtred and a couple other characters, but I remember enjoying it a lot. Yeah, it's good. It's a really good show. It's well made.

There's some big battles that are actually pretty well done. That Uhtred guy is kind of fun to watch. We were talking about video games a minute ago. Escape from Tarkov announced their wipe. It's in like two or three weeks from now. So if people don't know, this game almost the point of it is

to build your character up. Not only his skills but his loot, his etc. the meta has changed so many times in the i don't know 70 days that i've been playing for a while it was the m4 i have so many freaking m4s because they're incredibly easy to use they're full auto so up close you can just hit fire it and kill a guy the bullet trajectory is very flat so you can snipe across the map with it the good ammo for m4 now is 3 000 rubles around right it is 1200 rubles around was an outrageous price now it's 3 000 all the things in game that you kind of invest in your character like you buy gpus to build bitcoins every and that's a way of having like a money flow that you don't necessarily earn. You invest every 14 days or so, pays itself back.

Cool. GPUs have plummeted in price. Investing in yourself is no longer the meta. The things that are expensive are ammo and armor. The things that it takes to just chat out. Everyone is like dumping their cases, dumping their guns. I have all these M4s and HK, which use that good ammo I was talking about.

I can't even run them really. At 3,000 rubles a round, it costs me more to kill you than I get from you for my win. And that's when I win. I don't win all the time. And, yeah, it's my first wipe. And watching the way that they've changed the game

is super interesting to me. And they just keep making, like, the good weapons not as good as they were before. And now I'm running the less popular. The SVDS is very good. Not up close. Fucking sucks. If we're in a phone booth, you're going to beat me nine times out of ten.

So you have to navigate the map in such a way or control your engagement so that you try not to be in a phone booth with the bad guy. I don't know. I'm liking the game. And I'm liking that the game keeps changing. Just when I think I've got my arms around it I don't good speaking of gaming I started

I did a stream for like four hours a little over that the other night of Doom Eternal and I played that yeah and I was that was a good recommendation Kyle I'm really enjoying this game it's incredibly violent it's over the top

you know with the you feel badass running around because everybody's a little bit scared of you which is neat the game does like the only part i don't like about it is the platforming because i've never i just i've never got into platformers that much where it's like you got a double boost and hit this and it'll swing you up and then you latch onto the thing and jump and double boost over and it's that's that's always gonna board me like if i die because i didn't boost hard enough right i get very bored very quickly and thankfully it's it hasn't been that hard yet i'm only like four and a half hours in but i guarantee i'm gonna get stuck a few times there's only been one time one fight that has really taken me quite a while and it was only like maybe two hours in it was like one of the first big baddie ones where there's you know the spider guy running around with the turret and then those uh those purple balloon things that are the easiest things on

earth to kill like i feel like they're just there to distract me and suck me into the group. Cause I have to like jump and then yeah, I fire the grenade in and then they go home and then you kill them, tear their eye out. Uh, so that's all going really well. Then quick question.

Yeah. Doom question. Are there side quests in it or is it kind of on rails? It's a, it's mostly on rails so's uh it's mostly on rails so far it's mostly on rails um if you want to be like if you want to like get all the hidden items i'll give a fuck about that then uh then you have to go into some areas that are kind of hidden or more difficult to get to or areas that you wouldn't have to go to if you weren't going to go for that and if you want to unlock a hidden weapon in the game you have to complete these side arenas where you like find a key open a hidden door go in and it like warps you to another universe where you have to

fight in this arena against tons and tons of difficult enemies and once you defeat and you have you have to rinse and repeat that five or maybe even seven times on different levels there's one on like seven different levels and then once you have seven keys you can unlock this thing and get this gun is it a really good gun or just interesting it's pretty fucking good yeah yeah it's better be really fucking good if you live stream go through all that this is my experience. Do the side quests. And here's the deal. If you don't do the side quests, then you're like barely prepared for the straight down the middle line. And everyone thinks you fucking suck.

And they're just tired of it. And they're almost angry at you for not doing well. If you do the side quests, then your character is fucking Arnold Schwarza Dumenegger or something. And he just rapes everyone he gets in contact with and that's the guy you want to be. You want to be a rapist, clearly. Well, you're describing an RPG and you're describing

the situations where you try to beeline to the end of Fallout or Skyrim or something. So far, there hasn't been... I don't know Doom, but if there's side quests do them you'll get it's pretty on the rails for me so far like i said i'm only four and a half hours in but like in skyrim you'd be walking around you know white run or whatever and some fucking blacksmith

like oh god damn my cat stole all my gold i'll give you half of it if you bring it back you're like i'm gonna need gold in the future but this it's more like like kyle said it's some wizard being like you don't know what it takes to get to the top and then 15 minutes after killing all his minions he's like all right well you did but try this on for size and then you just you know you murder that guy and then you go to the other two wizards and they're like you have no idea where you've entered and you throw the guy's head and they're like, well, even so, it's still pretty scary. Yes. Sorry.

That's one of my favorite things about the game is like every time you run into one of those boss characters, he'll be like, it took me a while to find an adversary that would be able to destroy you. But I've done it. And then you just wipe the floor with that guy, and then now you're backing him into a corner, the guy who's talking shit, who's some sort of demon priest. And he's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's wait a minute here.

Let's talk this out, big guy. I can help you out. I mean, you're on your noble quest and everything, and then you just cut his fucking head off. Like, you don't want any of his shit. Yeah. I like the story is a little generous

frankly to what's going on. It's more just him running roughshod This one has more story than any other Doom game ever. FYI. This is the most story that a Doom game has ever, ever had.

Is this any quieter? Woody, I backed down a good bit. Yeah, I was just writing that. I think we may have nailed it right now. Alright, yeah, I dragged it. Have you gotten to the part of Doom where you have to fight this monster who's like, it looks like the devil is riding on a hoverboard?

I haven't killed a devil surfer yet. He's on like a, it's like a tank, a hover tank that is his legs. And he's just a, he's like Satan with the big giant horns and one arm is just like rocket launchers. And he's riding around on a hover tank base.

That's when things get a little hard, especially since especially your first play through through. Cause the, the guys, the guy throws the hover tank demon at you and you're like wow that was so hard to beat and then he's like oh really was it hard because here's two at once and there's just fuck two at once well you were playing on really high difficulty i'm on the not easy but whatever that second one is like fuck me up or something. And it's... The scale of difficulty on this game must be bananas,

because I'm two levels... The way they rank it is like, are you a little bitch boy loser? Here. It's like, you know how games will have a skull, and then a skull with scary designs or a different armor hat. And this, it's like, you know how games will have like a skull and, you know, and then a skull with scary designs or a different armor hat. And this it's like this first skull is just like almost a smile. A happy cartoon skull with a hard hat like, hey, I can't have fun in the playground.

And then the next one is like already getting to a genuinely scary looking guy. We're in the name of it's like eat my ass or fuck me up some and then you get down lower and by the time you get to like what nightmare i think i'm a nightmare it looks like a fucking aryan tattoo or a biker tattoo mix and it's like god damn like how how hard does this get it was really fucking hard hard. You played on Nightmare, right? Whatever the hardest one was. Ultra Nightmare. Yeah. Ultra Nightmare may be the one where you don't get extra.

Yeah, if you die, you lose the whole thing. I didn't do that. I went back and did that some, and I saw that I could beat the game that way, but it was just a little tedious, and I was mostly going back just to find trophies and stuff. But yeah, it's a really good game. I highly recommend it.

It's got a Doom story. It's probably nine hours to beat it, 10 hours to beat it. Then I'm probably like a third of the way through then. And I loved it the second time I played it. So I'd say it's a good 15, 20 hours worth of fun. Hope's friend was playing Doom. And he was, I don't know what level he's playing on,

but let's say it's like three or four from the, right? Not the highest level. And he goes and he runs up against this one boss character and he's trying and he's trying and he's trying and he can't beat the damn thing. And he's like, hope I did what I didn't want to do. I turned it down to easy,

but it gets worse because now that boss character is just a regular character and i keep running into him again and again and again and i have to turn it down to easy every time i see him i know the character he's talking about yeah is that the yeah no it's uh there's this uh like badass demon who's just like a... He's got legs, and he runs at you, and he's got... This game has everything. He's bipedal. He's bipedal, I'll say that, which is kind of saying something

considering some of the other enemies. And he looks like the devil. Again, he has horns. And he's got a super shotgun in one hand. I think he's got a sword in the other but the sword will quickly turn into an energy shield and he's got like a hellhound that he'll like spawn in like every 30 seconds or something like that he he moves faster than you can and you cannot shoot him if you shoot him with anything he will instantly throw the shield up and then shoot you.

Or he'll throw an energy burst at you. You have to wait until the split second he goes to rush at you and hit you, and his eyes flash green. You have to hit him right then when he's in the middle of a super speed burst toward you and stumble

him a little bit. That's the only way to hit him. He's pretty tough, it sounds like. I'm going to have to go to fucking easy at some point on this game. He's probably one of the tougher things in the whole game. He's reoccurring. You probably have to beat, I don't know, 10 times throughout the game. You'll run into that guy.

And he'll be mixed in with dozens of other mixed enemies of various tiers there'll be a giant thing that moves slowly there'll be 30 or 40 little weak ass things there'll be eight or nine of those big munchy mouths floating around and then i wish there'd be more of the weak ass things because like not timing it right because you know you get uh well you get ammo from the special execution right and then you get health from the special execution, right? And then you get health from the chainsaw. I think you get ammo from the chainsaw. Yeah, I reversed that.

So ammo from the chainsaw, health from the special kills. And a couple of the first big fights, I was trying to do it the way you would a different kind of game where you just go around and have drops where it's like, all right, I'm going to go around, I'm going to snipe and kill all these little guys and just leave the big boss guy. And then I'll put all my focus on him.

And what I found is like after a couple of deaths, it's like, all right, I need to focus on the boss guy and then only indulge myself on the snack of one of the little guys. If I'm out of health or out of ammo. And so like, I'm trying to keep the little guys alive longer instead of like chaining

them. If that makes sense. Like I try to be a, I try to play it in a complete chain. Like, like every kill is connected to the next one. And one was, so it's just like shoot,

shoot, execute, shoot, shoot, execute, shoot, shoot, execute chainsaw.

And just, just keep there. You should always be killing something or you're run out of ammo. The way they've balanced the game this time around, ammo is super, super low all the time. Yeah, I don't care for that. So many times I'll be halfway through every fight, and it's like, aha, you haven't shot...

Oh, no, out of this? Okay. All right, well, I guess I'm fucked. I guess I have to jump off this platform and die. No, after a while, you'll figure it out, and you'll never run out of ammo again. Once you figure out how a chain that kills perfectly you're just always full of ammo all right well i think i'm going to stream some of that tomorrow yeah it's fun it's a great game yeah i've been streaming last three days uh yesterday i streamed two days ago i streamed it went so bad the The stream went well.

Everyone had fun in it, but my gameplay was terrible. The day sandwiching it, gameplay was great, didn't stream. It's like, fuck. Can I not have a good day on stream? I would really think that'd be nice.

Then fuck yourself. Yeah. Oh, so Blade comes on. I think he's our guest in two days on Thursday. I think so. Is he in two days on Thursday. I think so. Is he? How are we going to make that a good show? I've watched his life story.

I'm kind of up to speed on what he's up to. I don't know what to expect at all. I mostly see him at his lowest points, right? He's drunk, but sloppy and coherent, unable to participate. Did you watch his Chris Hansen interview? Yes. That's the him we'll get.

He'll be personable and sober and fun and funny. I hope so. That him would make for a pretty good show, I think. And he'd probably represent himself pretty well if we got that version of him. Yeah. I don't think he's going to show up blitzed. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it. Well, you guys know him better than I do. Yeah. I don't think he's going to show up like Blitzed. Yeah. Now that I'm thinking about it.

Well you guys know him better than I do. I watched a 30 minute documentary about him. You can see a story about Blade now. It's almost Wings like where you watch a two hour movie on him. And it kind of made it seem like he's not in control of himself anymore. I don't know what to expect.

He drinks on stream and goes too far. I don't think he's going to drink. I think he'll show up sober and he'll do a good job. I don't think he needs any special consideration. I just think he'll do a good job. I think he'll be a pretty good guest. I hope so. I hope so.

He'll make it good. He knows how to be funny. Yeah. I'm all up to speed on everything he's been doing. My favorite thing in a guest is a life arc. There aren't a lot of great young guests. I think we figured that out pretty early on.

It's uncommon that the guests who are good are a little older. I don't know. They're late 20s at least where they have some sort of story arc to what they're doing, some sort of experiences where they've gotten out and lived a life. And it doesn't have to be a great life. They don't have to have founded Dollar Shave Club,

for example. It was terrible. He started terrible. He was terrible at business questions. He actually got pretty good at, like, am I an asshole and things like that, I think. But yeah, Blade's lived a life. We'll see if he shares where he is and what he's up to.

And I don't know. Some of my favorite things are when people are sincere. And I don't know if we'll get that. We'll see. Well, I don't think he's, you know, he's got nothing to hide. I don't know. You know, I mean.

That's a good point. Yeah. I mean, he's, oh, I really don't want to answer that i don't want to like damage my image online or embarrass myself i don't want to damage my image i mean that's true yeah fact we'll see about that angle yeah he's been in my head on the show that'll be fun is he on the full show or just a couple hours? That's probably still up in the air. I bet he knows. I don't know.

I've been talking to Chiz more lately, but not in the last couple of days. Chiz is going through part-time family issues. I don't infringe on that. I am once again running out of content to watch.

I'm not smiling. No. I'm like, what is that? What were you saying, Taylor? I'm saying I'm running out of content that I want to watch on Hulu, Netflix, Prime, all that shit. And so serial killer documentaries on on youtube i've been loving that found an entire channel that's got like 50 45 minute documentaries on serial killers and like first of all tight to watch that on stream because who doesn't like watching serial killer shit at

least to me it's super interesting i've always liked that ever since i was little and you learn something new when you watch the uh uh i don't stream all the ones that i watch obviously but like some of the lesser known ones you know not the you know the bundys obviously people kind of know that the btk killer the edmund kemper the i need to watch that edmund kemper movie What's the name of that, Kyle? You recommended that recently. He's the six foot nine guy who's a genius. There's a really good actor who plays him. Well, see, that's not a movie. That's the Netflix TV show, Mindhunters.

I thought there was an actual movie about him that had an actor, not him. Because I watched the interview with him. Okay, I'll watch that. You can watch the interview of him side by side with the actress portrayal of him in the show. The thing is, they're researching

serial killers to try to learn how to stop active serial killers. They're researching the ones that they've already caught and locked up, like Charles Manson and Ed Kemper. Ed Kemper is so cooperative and nice, genuinely nice guy,

that they keep going back to him because he's willing to be helpful and assist them in ways. So you get to see him a lot. And he is an enormous man. There's a really good YouTube video that shows the actor going through his transformation, putting the glasses on and doing his hair

and the mustache and everything. It's incredible. It's incredible how much he looks like him and how legit it is. Because I had actually seen the interview before I watched the show. And so I was watching the show and I was like, holy shit.

Oh, that's the guy who had his mom's head in the bag. I remember that guy. That's the guy who fucked his mom's decapitated neck hole. Upward into the skull, not even downward into the body. Imagine the disrespect. That's kind of a blowjob. I imagine he's in his esophagus.

He's just coming from the other way. I can't remember what they called him. A boyfriend killer or something like that. He would pick up those girls in California or wherever he was, those college college girls who were like hitchhiking around. And oh, yeah, I'll drive you across town. And then he'd just take them off in the woods and murder them and rape them. Yeah.

Taylor, has watching all this serial killer documentary made you a better serial killer, right? Like do you think that you could pull it off, maybe get away with it longer? Maybe. made you a better serial killer right like do you think that you could pull it off maybe get away with it longer uh maybe i mean i who among us hasn't spent hours plotting their own serial killing right who among us but uh yeah it it seems like a lot of the serial killers that get their little expose on there it's like you know and ed kemper began killing in january of 1977 or whatever it is or oh this serial killer from the early 1900s you know uh you learned from jack the ripper they say and he killed 228 people in 1926 and it's like now it is so much harder to be a serial killer in 2020 than it was in even 1990 or 1980 like they can track you with your phone they can figure out where you were they can like go back and analyze

your internet history if you were looking something up belly oh what kind of plastic do i want to use a phone to dissolve the body part oh i need something that doesn't have polypropylene because otherwise it'll get on my floor and ruin it or whatever it is like they could find all that shit so you're saying a little hair to leave your phone behind drive a truck from say 1993 and uh that way they can't track you from what i can tell the way to do it pick somebody totally fucking random have an old car unironically have burner phones and uh do not have a problem with your mother because those guys really tend to go overboard. Well, it's the difference between the,

and they talk about this in Mindhunter, the different kinds of serial killers. There's like the spree killer and maybe the calculated kind, essentially. And then there's another kind who was like, basically the difference was like one kind of serial killer is going on a killing spree, right?

He's going to kill eight people in a day and then get caught. The other kind is like this insane person who's being driven by some psychosis. And then the third kind is this calculating hero. Hero. Hero. Well, depending on who he's targeting, you know. He's thinking of death.

My hero. And he might go months between killings and he'll think out every aspect of it and those guys don't get caught really you know the easiest way to do it is you just kill a bunch of random people and you just plant child pornography on all of them

they're like a local hero is following around and murdering people who watch child porn. I think it's curious that none of their actual devices contain any of this and it's just the same terabyte over and over. No, we don't.

I've been watching police videos, like a ton of them. And live PD? Yeah, yeah. Not live PD, actually. I did watch a ton of that, but I switched over to, uh, like YouTube ones from police activity and from a bad, I don't know. There, there's a guy who's like, it has his whole YouTube channel is about this. He's an ex cop himself and he analyzes police shooting videos. And, uh, there's this whole

montage called Bork Bork nom nom which is about police dogs fucking people up it's awesome it's so fun to watch these police dogs fuck people up they're so hardcore the people have no chance and there's there was a there's a guy in his car and like he's he's been running from the cops and he's rammed into some snow and the truck stuck now. And the cops pinned his truck with hit with the car. And, and he like runs up and smashes the driver's side window out with his baton. And he's pointing his gun at the guy. He's like, I'm going to shoot you in the head. If you don't show me your hands, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. And the guy's still going through his pockets. He's like, I'm going to show you, I'm going to show you, I'm going to gonna show you and he's moved over to the passenger side seat and he pulls out a lighter and

Cigarettes and he lights up a Marlboro and start smoking it right there in front of the cop And the cops like this is your last chance. It's your last chance. Let me smoke a cigarette man He goes Cujo and it grabs the dog and throws the dog and grabs the dog and throws the dog in the car with the guy. The guy tries to go to the backseat of an extended cab pickup truck, and the dog is all over his ass. And he is screaming. And he says something in pain that I didn't know people actually said.

He says, owie. He's screaming, owie, owie owie unironically he ain't kidding and the cop the cop pulls him and the dog out the shattered window onto the ground and the dog is still on him chewing on his fucking calf and the and the guy resists a little so the cop fucking beats the shit out of his face and then handcuffs him and then puts the dog away when it's all over the guy resists a little, so the cop fucking beats the shit out of his face and then handcuffs him and then puts the dog away. When it's all over, the guy is fucked up. He's so fucked up. And what did he do initially? He had done some shit.

He needed it. The most recent thing he'd done was run from that cop, though. He didn't like that. Well, the cop clearly didn't care for it. Resisting arrest is a... That guy said... It's a weird kind of resisting arrest right show me your hands no i'm gonna keep fiddling through my pockets look i'm actually really

concerned about my safety and my safety concerns impact your safety show me your hands i get that on the surface in a normal situation looking for your wallet is not that weird of a thing. But right now, it's about the hands. And that dynamic is insane. And then you have other guys who are clearly not resisting, but the cops just scream stop resisting to cover their police brutality. And that spectrum is super interesting. I've talked about it. Cops definitely do that sometimes.

I've talked about it at least four times, fox thing i saw it was really good um they took a leader of the ferguson uh like anti-police oh we watched this yeah yeah yeah so just didn't fast forward because i can't resist myself they had situations where the guy seemed really um passive he's like oh whoa whoa yeah yeah nothing nothing nothing And he quick gets the gun and pals. And the guy made the wrong call. They had another people that were like fighting. They were aggressive. They were going at it. And the cop shoots him with a fake gun. And, you know, then the guy, they're like, well, what are you doing? Why would you do such a thing? That was a that was really an inappropriate response. You shot my he was unarmed and in all those situations i could see myself making the wrong call this is a really

complicated world of when to shoot when not to shoot what's a danger what's not a danger that guy casually smoking a cigarette resisting orders it's a bigger offense than it sounds on the surface he also says well i've got it time stamped here if you want to watch i do i know it's a bigger offense than it sounds on the surface. He also says... I've got it time-stamped here if you want to watch. I do. I know it's a long video, but there's a huge part after he's actually taken into custody where they fuck around. The main part of this is two or three minutes.

Okay. Starts at one minute, 44 seconds. Very close to it. I'm ready. This dog is such a badass The dog is such a badass It is I'll see They'll warn those people like

You come out or I'm sending the dog in They never come out Alright I'm ready now You know if they had police snakes More people would comply That's the kind of out of the box thinking That I appreciate from Taylor I'm out. All right. I'm ready now. You know, if they had police snakes, more people would comply. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that I appreciate from Taylor. That's my IQ.

Ready? Are you guys ready? Ready, set, play. Does anybody know where that's at? Oh, shit. All right. So we're looking at what I think is a body cam. The cop has rammed him.

Copies turn his game down. IQ movement. Smoking a cigarette he said he had a pistol and the cop yelled it like he discovered it yeah yeah well the cop said he said he had a pistol And the cop yelled it like he discovered it Yeah yeah Well the cop said he said he had a gun Let me smoke this cigarette Let me smoke this cigarette I don't know

I'm changing my mind What changing my mind parts funny but I don't know man how did this start right is this appropriate inappropriate that audio is horrific he's still telling you what I think if you were a black guy this would be on the news or it would have been you might be right yeah I wouldn't argue yeah yeah you might make an argument that it happens often enough but not everyone makes the news but yeah I do think being way to help keep it off the news. It made it less we pause it We're done. Well, they're not done with this guy. Yeah, they're gonna flip his ass a little more. Really? Hmm. Yeah

He hasn't given him his hands yet He got pulled out of the car by his hands is what I saw right? He didn't put him where they wanted him I think that maybe they already did the punch. You need to see his face when they I Think Kyle's right. He's got a little more coming. Thanks, balls. He's not hungry anymore. He's got a good chunk of calf. Watch this guy's face when they pick him up. Why is he covering his camera?

He's just reaching over across. All bleeding in the snow yeah cop punched him like five times around yeah that's about it okay yeah It is too fucking cold for this shit. Was that good or bad? I'm a little torn on it. The guy said he had a gun. Yeah, but he didn't say, I've got a gun. He said, I've got a pistol. Yeah, that was almost a cooperative, I have a pistol. You didn't see it that way, Kyle?

No, that guy was... They ask him later, why did you say that? And he says, because I wanted you to kill me. Hmm. Taylor, did you interpret it like I did in real time? The way I saw it, it didn't seem nearly like a threatening thing. Yeah. But it seemed like he was announcing it. But also, his demeanor, his behavior, it was unhinged in a way that's like...

Yeah, maybe he was trying to commit suicide by cop you know just having his last cigarette trying not to be pulled out of it and then fucking cujo ruined his day for him ripped part of his fucking mckillies out so you know you just know that dog got back in the truck and he's like oh i love work so i have a related story right i i was i was driving at night in my truck uh a cop pulls me over not me specifically but there was a dwi checkpoint and he pulled like everyone over and um he asked for my license and insurance or something and whenever i hand a cop my license i hand them my concealed carry license along with it i've read it on the internet a hundred times that's how you tell a cop you have a gun.

You don't say like, I've got a gun. It sets them off. You hand them the concealed carry license. I'm not surprised. You hand them your concealed carry along with your driver's license. And that's your way. And I saw a cop on the internet that says, I really like that. Because it tells me something about the guy that I'm pulling over.

He's saying like, I have a licensed gun. And he can make a lot of inferences about that guy that I'm pulling over. He's saying, like, I have a licensed gun. He can make a lot of inferences about that guy. So I did that. And he's like, do you have a gun in this car? And I'm like, yes. Where is it? And I said, well, I've got a point with my elbow. It's here.

And he's like, when someone pulls you over, you tell them you have a gun. And I was like, oh, you'd want that. you know, someone pulls you over, you tell them you have a gun. And I was like, oh, you'd want that. You know, I've read so many times that, you know, the way to do it is to hand over your license with it. And then everyone sort of puts those dots together. And he's like, well, I'm a cop. And I'm telling you right now, the way to do it is to say, I've got a gun.

And I didn't want to argue with him anymore. I just said yes. But in my head, i'm like well i'm not sure they voted you in charge i don't know that your way i even now that i know that it's your preference i don't know that this is a widely accepted preference of course not i mean like that it's not sure there is a tremendous problem with cops thinking that they're the king in the castle you know and i don't know why he's mad at me not all of them obviously but they're you know it's kind of like people like why are so many pedophiles teachers it's like i don't know maybe they seek out employment in areas where that there are children or nursery workers why are so many cops bullies yeah why

are they bullies why are they over the top violent well because they know that they're on the side of the state and you're not gonna win when you go up against the state. You're not. You lose. They're part of an army. Yeah. And it was a situation where I felt like I didn't know how to comply anymore. And he still took an attitude with me that seemed like he was upset with me.

Yeah, I never told him. I never told cops when I have a gun. No. It's none of their fucking business. I don't need to know that. Okay. It's none of their fucking business. I don't need to know that. Okay. It's concealed anyway. But I mean, like, a little bit of understanding for cops.

Like, even this thing we just watched, like, if your entire day is, like, dealing with shitty people and just violent, difficult people. I've also got a crossbow. You need to know about that? At what point do I stop disclosing the weapons that are in my truck at any given time? I do know this for sure. Really into Japan? If they ask, I'll tell them.

Like, I've had one. Do you have any weapons in the car? And I just went, oh, yeah. Not to your knowledge, officer. None that you can see. In North Carolina, they know. When they run your plate, like I got pulled over for something.

It wasn't even moving. It didn't register my truck or something. And he comes up and he's like, hey, I ran your tags. It says you have a concealed carry. Do you have a gun in the car? Like he opened the conversation with me having that.

So it's like, ah, that tells me they know something. If they run your plates, the dispatcher's like, God, I might have a gun. Yeah, if they ask, I'm certainly going to be honest. Right. It was tricky.

I was upset that he, not upset, but I was frustrated that he was frustrated with me. Like, oh my God, I don't know how to be a better perp. So let me get this straight. Next time that you approach a review, I should yell at you real loud and clear. I've got a gun! It's right here! It's right here!

Yeah. Maybe I should wave it around so you can see it real good. Should I get the gun right now so you know where it is? There's bullets in it! Real quick, as fast as I can. I told the guy... You reach for yours, I'll reach for yours. One, two... I told him I was going to point with my elbow

and then I did point with my elbow so that it wasn't a hand which can use a gun. Sir, I'm going to gesture with my tongue. I felt like he should have made inferences about who I was based on that. This is a guy who's not setting up to shoot. That guy back in the video,

I don't know what inferences you make about a guy who's not showing hands, wanting to have a smoke first that guy had already done something i can't recall what it was but he'd already done some shit um he was like like burglary armed robbery something like that he had done some shit already oh okay and it wasn't just like yeah he's digging in his pockets while the cop is like like holding him at gunpoint. It's bad on that part. That is true. Yeah, you're winning me over. He really was trying to do that thing from

Gran Torino. He reaches in at the end of the movie and pulls that out and it's just a lighter. Then he gets lit up. Yeah, that's what that guy was trying to do. You're not Clint Eastwood, bitch. You're a guy who just got his ass cheek ruined I've been pulled over with guns probably like five or six different times and I've had to you know there was one time in Florida where like my car was brand new I was in a pathfinder that they like shit shine the light

in and uh rental cars full of guns yeah full of guns and uh they pull me over because the temporary tag and uh and it's just full of guns and the guy goes guns his partner does and he's like how many guns are in there sir and i was like i i don't really know more than you can see there uh if that seems like a lot already he's like y'all gotta step out so we like stepped out and they ran the registration of every gun but they weren't we just sat on the curb while they ran the registration of 18 or 19 different firearms and then another time like did that take forever out of your day probably 20 minutes uh i didn't i hadn't i was sitting there like cool as a cucumber i didn't give a fuck but i was driving this girl back to her house, and I didn't know it

But she had a warrant out for her arrest and she was the only one in the car They thought like she's this cute little redheaded girl and like they're just like All right, let's run. Let's run Scott and Kyle here Let's they look like troublemakers Scott was clearly concealing it because when they pulled us over Scott was like pushing guns away from himself It's a pile of guns there's a pile there's like eight or nine hand guns and like five or six rifles and three thousand rounds of ammunition so he's just like wedging the guns away from himself and uh and so yeah they ran our information they ran all the guns they ran the car didn't run the only actual criminal that was in the car the cute little girl who had a worn out for arrest for like possession or something like that like a legitimate

heroin i think turned out heroin that's a real drug yeah she told me years later she's like yeah i was i was i thought i was going to jail um and then i got pulled over and like uh it was either washington state or oregon by a state trooper and she has to see the insurance and i'm like it's in the console so is my pistol i was like you want me to reach in there or you want me to hop out you could reach in there we could all hop out she's like no reach in there i got a gun too yeah i'm probably faster than you plus i could just grab it but yeah here's my insurance you think you'd be faster i don't i feel like it's i know i guarantee kyle is faster than that lady cop hers is in a hers is in her holster and i'm in, and she doesn't know if I'm pulling out insurance or my 1911,

and it's going to be that quick. Or my tactical blowgun. Yeah. So let's lay this out first. Kyle's better with guns than me, right? That's not in question. Frog poison! However, if I've got a holster on my hip,

and he has it in his glove compartment, perhaps under the instruction manual for the car, I still win. He just got a tougher road to hoe than I did. I don't know. That was where I was sort of drawing it. If she were drawing as I was reaching, sure, maybe so. Yeah, yeah.

Because I'm stationary and she can bob and weave as well. That's going to be an advantage. Well, the defense mechanism, you're sitting down. You got to reach out lightning quick. Grab the collar of their cop shirt, and then crush their head on the top of your car. Bang, bang, bang! And then you drive away.

Just like that guy from No Country for Old Men would do. You go full fucking three stooges. Boink! Anybody who's prepared for one of those You know you're in shit You're like oh my god she was ready for that Hey Bo

Yeah that would be That would be an easy way to get just shot Yeah Poke some cop in the eye and they just blow your Eye socket out If you poke a cop in the eyes They have everybody to shoot you If you give them the three stooges cop in the eyes, they have everybody to shoot you. If you give them

the three stooges poking the eye and they gun you down, poke me in the eye. You deserved it. The cop actually gets you with that. That's a super cop if he throws up. That's a nicer step out of the car.

Throws up the curly block. Then you pie him and drive away. We're going pretty deep into this fantasy here. Are you armed? Yeah, got a coconut cream right here. He just drives away. Everybody's armed and dangerous. Half a dozen more pies in there i've watched enough of those

police videos that like i get why cops can be shitty sometimes and uh and i side i side with them 95 of the time uh after watching those videos and uh like i watched one the other day where like they've you know you gotta know what information they have to work on, right? They get let into this house and this guy in the bedroom is having an emotional breakdown. We need to check on him, check on his mental well-being and his health, make sure he hasn't hurt himself. And the cop knocks on the door. He says, Mike, do you mind if I come in? Now, I think that stupid people don't know how to answer that correctly what you say if you

do mind if someone comes in is yes masturbating now what you might think that no is the way to keep someone from opening the door at that point because no is the negative word but you're saying no i don't mind yes where i get it okay not everyone does especially violent stupid people so the cop knocks on the door hey do you mind if i come in no all right you don't and he opens the door the guy bursts out of the room before the cop can even take a step with a machete and slashes him in the neck. Slashes the cop in the neck. Yes! Slashes him! And he doesn't just stop and go, ha ha, I got you. He goes, ha ha!

And he just keeps slashing. His partner opens up. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Kills the shit out of that guy and shoots his buddy in the hand. I'm sure he's fine getting shot in the hand that one time. Oh, yeah. He was attacked by a fucking Somali pirate in the hand. I'm sure he's fine getting shot in the hand that one time. Oh, yeah. He was attacked by a fucking Somali

pirate in the middle of... How bad is the stigmata before Jason has his way with me? How bad was the knife injury? I didn't see it. Call me Sinbad again one more time! Some of those videos are heavily edited or not edited, but blurred.

Like, censored is the word I'm going to use. And some are not at all. I've seen so many guys get their brains blown out this week. It's kind of comical the way the protocol goes, because they'll shoot a guy in the face twice, and they'll be like, alright, get him handcuffed.

What, in case he's a zombie? I mean, you already got him in the head. Even that won't bring him back. He's gone. You have any Ziploc bags? Scoop that in there. Yeah. Yeah.

They'll kill the shit out of a guy. And they'll be like, all right. I have people asking. Handcuff him. Freedom is rights. You have the right to remain dead on the sidewalk. I have people requesting to do live PD streams because it's so entertaining but that will not fly

on Twitch with the amount of violence and death. Live PD is like TV level. It is TV level. Oh, is it not that bad? Because as far as I understand it violence and killing is okay if it's in the context of educational or documentary learning stuff

but you can't What about porn? In what context can I look at titties on stream? Is your name Alinity? of educational or documentary learning stuff, but you can't obviously snuff stuff. What about porn? In what context can I look at titties on stream? Is your name Alinity? Only if you're body painting? No. Oh, is she a body painter?

No, she's just a girl who showed her titty the other day. Oh, I think I saw that on livestream fails. Just a little bit doing that. Black shirt. They won't fuck with her. They banned her for three days and then brought her right back. She's the one who threw her cat a while back.

Oh, what a jerk. That's not nice. I don't like people who throw cats. You know who we should get on the show? I would prefer you throw a cat than a dog, though. I'm on the other side of that. Cats are built for throwing. They're fine. That's fair. They've got that nice tail to...

Good point. Cats will jump off the fireplace mantle and not think anything of it. You think Alinity's cat tosses are much more than a fireplace mantle jump? I think she's a horrific person. Well, I don't know her, but I'm pro cat throwing. That's all. I think she showed her titty

on purpose. Oh, it wasn't even an accident the still shot i saw so it's basically just like uh like defying the terms of service i think i think i could do whatever i want i think she was like she was doing she was like dancing or something i watched the whole clip but the way i remember it like maybe she was trying to flash her bra but she like pulled everything up or something like that and like it looked like she was showing her titty on purpose. It wasn't much of a titty anyway. Really? No. Well, no harm, no foul.

She can't show her titty on YouTube. But I'm looking for... Oh yeah, it's on YouTube. Is it on YouTube? There's mammogram videos on YouTube. Uncensored on YouTube. Yeah, sure, there's educational titty videos on YouTube, but someone uploaded a Leonardi's titty

to YouTube too. I saw that the other day. You can just Google a Leonardi titty. Yeah, I found it. That looks more intentional than... Yeah, that looks pretty intentional. Yeah. I don't care either way. Show your titty.

But yeah, I think you could show live PD for sure. I think you could show police activity as long as you don't pick the real hardcore ones. In the still shot, it looked super intentional. In the video, it doesn't look as intentional to me. Have you ever accidentally shown a nipple? No. No. can you imagine a scenario in which you accidentally show your nipple so i'm gonna exactly this is right before it happens

everyone and in a still shot it looks like she's pulling her shirt but what she's trying to do is pull her shirt in front oh she's trying to make herself fat with those pillows isn't she i i don't i don't know i watched i don't know i haven't watched it it looked to me like she was dancing and flashing her bra that's what it looked like to me yeah she i'm right i'm right if you go to the other half of the to the end of the video what she was doing is she put pillows in front of her belly then she was going to pull her shirt over the pillows i don't know the context was she pretending she was pregnant fat i'm not sure but she put pillows under her shirt and when she lifted her shirt up it almost got stuck or something and she lifted it over her titty maybe or she might be doing a not funny bit to find an excuse to show her titty because she knows she's not going to get in trouble.

That's exactly what's happening. There's no such thing as an accidental titty flash. And this is like, I mean, this isn't even unique to Twitch. Same thing with YouTube and any kind of platform that has big personalities. Of course you get special treatment. Her in particular because like filthy had a little bit of a complaint about that uh you know being like oh the the body painting streamers that's so silly every guy streamer is upset that women can get ahead without using the talents that guys do

right like women can succeed on twitch by dieting and eating right and exercising with guys that doesn't work they have to succeed on Twitch through the strength of their personality, the strength of their gameplay, or something along those lines. We asked, I think, Tucker, maybe how to have a successful channel, and he said just,

or maybe Tucker and Blamed Truth were both on. They pretty much said be a girl. But they left out be a hot girl. I think Tucker's big thing is be variety. I like the idea that Loomy used to be a really unsuccessful guy streamer, and then she heard that advice and was like,

challenge accepted. Is that what happened? That's the one that you were trolling about, right? That's totally not what happened. Loomy. Changed from a guy to a girl. She's always been a girl. The joke is that people say she looks like a guy.

Or like Michael Cera in particular is what my friends like to say. I don't keep up with you. I don't know. You know who we should get? My Twitch stream has been saying. You know who Sweet Anita is? I do not know who that is.

Sweet Anita is a twitch streamer really cute girl gamer heavy tourette syndrome drops the oh god constantly you've probably maybe seen clips i i have i've seen her whistle like a parakeet and shit yeah i think i've seen that example i mostly see her say words you wouldn't want people saying yeah and uh she strings it all together she seems pretty cool actually if you could get past and just you know ride over all the buy that like do you buy that it's 100 legit i do oh it's very legit yeah i'm buying fucking tourette's yeah she has Tourette's and it's not like uh i saw Tourette's on la law once and the guy said like sentences you know i don't even want to say people will clip them and rock with it but you know like suck my lick you dirty joyous dude and

i don't want that playing again again anyway. Anyway, that's not what she has. You want to watch some of her pushing out? Sure. She just has words she sticks in here and there. I think she might be fun. No, she has full... No, we can't have her on the show because she's going to say bigger. And she's going to say all kinds of awful things.

And I'm going to laugh at her. I'm not going to not laugh. She's really pretty. In this frozen frame, she looks her worst. But are you guys ready? Yeah. Ready? We are at 348.

I don't know if you time stamped it on. Yeah. Okay. Ready, set, play. Two. Two. Woo! Two.

Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Woo! Two. Oh! Two. Two. Wow! She's's stuck right now this isn't typical. Wow classic wow it gives me it gives sound effects to me scanning stuff at Tesco so like I sometimes instead of just like scanning things normally I go and um other times um i'll just wank the dick on my head

send help um i'll just wow i'll just i'll just um do you guys know anyone like this? it would take forever I would love for Neeta to be successful and I feel like it was well intended but that's low key maybe one day you'll make it see she wasn't like that previous clip

all the time that's the best roast I've ever heard. Yeah she seems okay here. I bet he thought he was being wholesome as well. She gets a new chair with display posters in view and you're like maybe one day you'll make it? Amazing. Well played, sir. I don't think this is a good guess at all because she's going to say things

that she can't say. And also... I'm going to laugh at that. Look at this. I don't think she's in control of this right now. I don't think they said, hey, whistle. I think she's showing off her talent. I could be wrong.

Maybe I'm just looking at it through kindest eyes. Fuck off. Did you like that? Get out. There you go. Love the content. You're a poster child for confidence and bravery. You guys want to pause? Yeah, that's enough of that. She was about to start whistling again.

So they're taking her biggest episodes and making a compilation out of them she can speak and you saw her like you know laugh to the i hope you succeed someday roast it was kind of funny uh i've watched her twitch if i had that disease it would not be endearing at all no can you imagine that do you guys know anyone with Tourette's at that level no no i do i went to high school with a guy like that and um he got a little bit ostracized no one wanted to sit next to him at lunch because uh he would do what they called clucking just be like all the time but when he drank milk and stuff he would spit on the people who sat next to him. Oh, well, fuck that.

Oh, well, okay. They won't be a bigot or mean. They don't want to get milk all over them. Those real kids want to see where Captain Spitz's milk. Yeah, that was the biggest. He was pretty good at baseball. And if he focused, he could just quiet the mechanism. And so when he was hitting and stuff, he didn't have any, he just focused and he was on it.

But it wasn't something he could maintain for more than 20, 30 seconds at a time. That sucks. That'd be a difficult way to live. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But it was educational for me. I got it kind of. Yeah, I mean, the most interesting thing about this person

is that she has Tourette's. Yeah. That seems to be the shtick. She's an okay looking person who streams games at a mediocre level. But happens to say fuck and whistle like a parakeet uncontrollably. I can do that and nobody cares.

Yeah, nobody gives a shit. I suck at whistling. That's a lie. I can't whistle actually. Yeah, want to call it a show? I'd rather get one of those titty streamers on and have her paint her titties. Yeah. Not one of the top tier ones. Like the titty streamer who still only has 10 people watching. She's a titty streamer who still only has 10 people watching.

She's a titty streamer and she can't break double digits. That's the one we want. And I want her to shit on the other. Don't you think it's bullshit how the chicks who have both tits get all the views? I mean, I cosplay as a hippopotamus with these belly rolls, and no one appreciates the artistry in it. All right, that's good enough. All right. PKHead297.