Painkiller Already - PKN #309

Episode Date: July 24, 2020

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pkn 309 i think what's up kyle something like that several hundred if not more it's uh it's been an interesting week in the news uh i wish we had done our conspiracy theories this week rather than last week because fucking just lane maxwell you know she gets assigned a federal judge uh with all these crazy charges and obviously we're all curious as she knows more about Jeffrey Epstein, more about powerful figures. I noticed CNN went powerful men. I'm like, I want to find some lady pedophiles.

I, and that would make me feel a lot better. It's always us. All right. It's always, it was men, uh, who are,

who are doing these, these terrible things. I want to find that, that she helps. She had like Rosie O'Donnell in there like like going after some young girls That would that would Trump would love that. So so she got assigned a federal judge well Immediately like within a week that federal judges judges family is attacked her home is invaded by a gunman, and her son is killed, her husband is shot,

and then the gunman kills himself. Well, all cleaned up then. Really, there's really no question left. Open and shut case, Kyle? I guess so. I mean, I guess so. I can't, it's as simple as that. Just like the JFK shooting.

You know, the gunman died immediately afterwards, and there's nothing to see here. And then Trump interviewed today. Not interviewed. That's the wrong word. He was doing his press conference. Oh, I didn't see it. And the reporter asked him about Ghislaine Maxwell. Would you like to see what Trump said about Ghislaine Maxwell? Tell me.

I kind of like the guy. He's at least very entertaining for me a lot of the time. So I hate to even tell you what the man said. I can't believe what he said. You won't believe what he said. I'm pretty gullible uh i'm setting it up that this will work are you ready i am ready set play then if it spends by the time you get it back it's three or four days if they do an efficient job. We're trying to get the testing on site. I like it the best. And my follow up, my second question, it's a little bit different topic, but it's one

that a lot of people are talking about. Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison and a lot of people want to know if she's going to turn in powerful people. And I know you've talked in the past about Prince Andrew and you've criticized Bill Clinton's behavior. I'm wondering, do you feel that she's going to turn in powerful men? How do you see that working out? I don't know. I haven't really been following her too much. I just wish her well, frankly.

I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well, whatever it is. I don't know the situation with Prince Andrew. Just don't know. Not aware of it. What? That's it. The follow-up question was about $600 unemployment checks, and I'm just like, you're a terrible reporter. You're a terrible...

Who cares about $600 unemployment checks? He just wished her well. I've met her many times i wish her well i'm on her side shit i it is it's tricky right because he look with roger stone you're fucking moron if you don't see that he gave him a pardon no what did he do it condemn the sentence what is it called um it's not condemned i don't think no it's not it's uh commute yeah you got it commuted the sentence in exchange for him obstructing justice uh like this this is there right it's there

and now he's already being like pro gislaine maxwell her name is tough nailed it uh because i don't know i wish you well i think she's great. There is no like, Hey, I'm kind of not happy with people who enable pedophiles. People who allegedly who recruit young girls to have sex with powerful men. I'm actually not cool with that. Nope. That's not what he said.

He said, Hey, I like her. We met a bunch of times and I wish her the best. Yeah. I mean, I, for a guy who's,

who seemingly is so well plugged into sort of, sort of like social media and like news coverage, it seems like he watches a lot of it, at least as much more than we do. And, and I think we're pretty plugged in as far as like the pulse of, of, of various issues.

You know, we're all pretty down on this. Just laying Maxwell lady lady because we've seen so many photos of her with epstein and with girls or like with prince andrew and a girl and she's sort of in the background with the girl that says she was like i was a sex slave working for epstein right and then there's just lane maxwell and her and epstein together like yeah and it just seemed bad optics bad optics i can't i'm really surprised he said that yeah yeah i i'm just seeing it now for the first time it's rough it's fun to watch so i'm on facebook and i see the i have crazy people mostly from the right but there are some there

they are on the left too they're just i guess not paramotor pilots and they're just posting pictures of like clinton and epstein together again and again and again all over the place then you go to reddit where you see your people on the left they're trump and epstein all over the place and they're just like ah your president's the pedo no your president's the pedo i will say that if there's one difference and i feel like i'm pro-blue on this one, the Democrats are basically like, lock them both up. And the Republicans are saying, nah, Trump's innocent. That's crazy. Yeah, they've pulled the ripcord on Bill Clinton.

I feel like he's just been out of the spotlight for so long. He's been so inactive for so long. If they wanted to tie Hillary up with him, I think there'd be some pullback Obama's the golden boy now yes I feel if if something if it was Obama in those photos or uh or something like that there'd be a lot of pushback on that it's true if Clinton and Trump got locked up today one party would be far more hurt than the other right they were the Clinton yeah that guy from the 90s right who cares you know yeah we're 30 years later but uh well not 30 guy from the 90s. Right. Who cares? You know? Yeah. 30 years later. But, well, not 30 years from the end of his term.

But anyway, Trump, on the other hand, he's today. So the Democrats aren't giving up as much. But they are giving it up. Whereas the Democrats, I'm sorry, the Republicans are like, yeah, no, no. Trump, he would never. He would never. He prefers older porn stars. I mean.

He prefers both, it seems. I think he just likes the ladies. I could see Trump being gullible enough to just thinking that all these girls at an island liked him and having no idea that there was any misgivings. Narcissistic enough, right? Yeah. You know, there's that chart of like chaotic good um like like chaotic evil and and like um whatever like like good neutral he's somewhere he's not on the like he

wouldn't have done it on purpose i don't i don't feel like i feel like they were like we got these oh he totally would have and i'll tell you why i say that because he purposely went backstage at the miss teen usa pageants that he ran and bragged about how he got to see him with no clothes on. That's paraphrasing. Yeah, but that's what he did. And that's what he said. Like, it's a literal thing. And then the Miss Teen USA contest contestants are like, I really didn't like Trump being back there. I'm changing in between, you know, at rounds. And and trump's back they're like you know what you get you could do anything you want when you run the show he did something similar to what you're describing yes he did yeah so the idea that he would like have never done something like this on purpose is kind of betrayed by him admitting to doing it well one's like like a serious crime in international waters

i what country is that island beholden to i i i don't remember that oh yeah i don't know actually yeah is that is that like a bohemian company is that is that some sort of british isle like like what the fuck is i have no idea where it even is. I'm with you. I have no idea. Yeah. In any case... It looks nice there. It looks so nice. The water's blue. It seems warm based on what I can see in the photos.

He's got that temple. Yeah. I don't have any temples. I don't have a... Well... We need to remodel the barn. Put a cross on top with some gold leaf or something. I don't know.

You don't go old school. No crucifixes on the Woody Temple. I don't know what you put up there, but it's not a crucifix. Golden Buddha. What do Mormons use? Oh, what do the Mormons... I think... but crucifix, I would say. Is it a golden crucifix on top? It's something. They've got a golden thing on top. Probably an underage girl trying to escape but being bound. They're into that sort of thing, too. I go back to what I always say. It's a commonality amongst all religions and all figures and places of power is really like an underage girls.

They must be delightful. It's got to be. it's gotta be it's gotta be you know if everybody was drinking was like like like like drinking the same soda that was in power they all had that they were or whatever or they all look did you notice that every billionaire loves chocolate pudding yeah i know but it's illegal must be good though right oh it's gotta be yeah they just love it cherry fanta is the drink of it's really hard to get but it but people who can get everything drink cherry fanta cherry fanta must be good it must be good they're not just drinking it because it's rare i guess i don't know but We'll find out. But yeah, I think Trump gave a bad answer. I knew that as soon as he held coronavirus daily briefings,

the entertainment value of the news would crank back up again. Then here we are. Yeah, man. He's going to be bragging about his ratings tomorrow. Did you see how many times that was viewed on Twitter? I don't even know where I fall on the coronavirus anymore. I've decided I'm just going to start ignoring it and pretending like it's not not pretending like it doesn't exist because i'm going to continue to be safe and wear my mask when i go places and and keep my you know

my hand sanitizer is always there but i'm i don't care anymore i don't care anymore what they do about it i don't care anymore what happens i I'm not going to look at Disney World. I'm going to pretend like that doesn't exist. It's just there's too many stupid people. I guess not enough people have died to get to these people, the part of these people's brains where they're like, you know, maybe this is a problem. Maybe it's not tyranny if I have to wear a mask for six weeks. Because I've heard them say that if every to wear a mask for six weeks. Because I've heard them say that if every American wore a mask for four to six weeks, it'd be over. That'd be it.

It seems to have happened in other countries. I'm mixed, right? So all the experts are saying the same thing, that masks are effective and that they help people and they cancel this thing, etc. But there's still dumbass Woody who tries to find his own pattern recognition, right? Like, let's just say that different parts of the country are suffering from waves of this virus at different times, right? First, it hit New York, which you might expect as being kind of a central hub, right? If you were flying from Paris to Omaha, they'd stop in New York. It's a kind of a thing.

So first New York gets hit, New Jersey in that area, and it spikes and then it settles down again. And then secondary places get hit. Other population centers like Texas and California and Florida, and they will spike and they will die down again it is possible according to my dumb ass that there is just sort of a natural progression that it goes through it goes it gets bad and then it gets better and almost there's nothing you can do to make it better or worse humans will just suffer through their introduction to this virus and then develop natural antibodies that's what my dumb ass might think i don't even know i think that that's like the worst case scenario that only has to happen with poor management because like they're not having flare-ups in rural south korea right like oh oh first it was it was in big city now it everywhere but flare will go away like like no that's not what they're saying they're they're saying oh yeah we we wore masks so now we don't have that virus

anymore and keep the americans out that's what they're saying like we definitely had that flare up in florida and uh from what i've read that was mostly because of so many new yorkers fleeing new york with the virus to their vacation homes and their their secondary like dwellings possibly but that doesn't explain Texas and California like I just feel like these are our second place population centers who are now suffering the wave and then maybe the third place population centers the Boise's the Raleigh's the fuck I, I don't know, the Minneapolis's, you know, that was actually the first way. But anyway, those places will be the next ones, you know, your lower tier cities, the ones that aren't New York and LA and Houston. Yeah. And they're often seemingly inciting events

that could like one comedy show or one family reunion that seems to like ruin a whole like 18,000 people get infected and then they infect a hundred thousand more now we've got a thing yeah yeah it's uh it's nonsense and florida is it you know florida is a unique place on our planet anyway it's literally the epicenter of the global pandemic right now they are like the worst yeah they're beating out so so so many countries in the world is florida at this um i i was watching you know i still watch this prison videos and this big herc was interviewing a florida prisoner a former florida prisoner and he was like you know how does it how do they get down in florida and he starts breaking down like what florida is like

and he's like first of all florida is a prison state. Just like there are more prisons in Florida than any other state. It was like 137 prisons or something in the state of Florida. And it was outrageous the amount of prisons that were there. And he talked about like the prison corporation and how like the local communities got like more voting clout based on how many prisoners were were being housed within their county and their you know their various municipalities it was nuts and then you know there's there is no georgia man subreddit there is no north carolina man subreddit there is only florida man subreddit. It's a unique place down there. It's such a weird mix of like rednecks and hillbillies and the ignorant and conservatives

and liberals and Jews and retirees. The coast is covered with the rich. The inner part of the state is drenched with the poor. It's a bizarre place like like if i were visiting the united states and i had like 10 days to like see what the u.s is like florida's on the trip i i mean you get the lamborghinis of miami and the swamp buggies just 45 minutes away yeah yeah literally little literally that close you're it's like Abu Dhabi or something how there's like like tons of wealth right here and

then tons of like very weird backwoods people and poverty right there like you can just see one from the other the south is like that a little more than I so coming from the north there's like bad towns and bad neighborhoods, and they like gradually get better and sort of step towards the wealthier ones. Here, it's a mix. You can have really nice places right next to really not so nice places. There's probably less than a mile as the crow flies. There's a trailer park, like not far from me. That happens in the South. Like it just

gets all mixed up quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Property values are, are, are cool because of that though. Like, like you can go out into an area that's not necessarily trailer parks, but also like not a country club and you're like, wait, this is $4,500 an acre. It's already developed. I just need to start building. There's no grading to be done. There's tons of places like that. It's just so, so affordable. Yeah. In New Jersey, I just feel like you'd have to travel more miles to go from good to bad,

and it would gradually change. Here, it's like they just took the table and shook it up and shuffled it, and everyone just landed randomly. I take notice of that a lot, just driving down the road and like like like oh man there's a lot of really nice houses here and whoa whoa that that man doesn't have pants on like so that guy bought a mobile home and then added on to it he's kind of got an eclectic mix of house there doesn't he he's on the way up boys the one i'm thinking of is actually by my old house and i think the mobile home was the nicer part it was like ah so he took a mobile home and a carport

and then built his own connection between the two and now he's expanding the craziest thing i ever saw like that the guy had a single wide trailer and he had built an upstairs i like it i like this and for those who are trailer uninitiated this is insanity this is this isn't like putting a hat on a hat this isn't like polishing a turd this is a combination of both of those things while at the same time looking at OSHA and saying, fuck you. Like this thing does not support itself. Like the roof of a trailer is like a piece of tin. Like it's like a sardine can. There's nothing up there in the roof.

When you buy a picture to hang on a trailer wall, you hold it and say, say nah this canvas painting might be too heavy yeah for my wall yeah you don't use nails on those walls or or those like like grabby things you use stickers you use glue to secure things to those walls because like they're not really there it's the cheapest shit and this guy had built like this staircase that went off his porch. And then there was an upstairs and I'm just driving past like, the fuck are we? Where the fuck are we? It's Yeah, America's a cool place. Where would you?

Where would you recommend like some guys coming from? From from England? He wants the American experience he's got five ten days decent amount of money he's not he's not wealthy but he's gonna be able to travel to half a dozen states all the way from cali to new york if need be and he wants the american experience the american experience i feel like he needs to see new york city City Chicago not LA actually like in my I don't like LA that much I don't like LA either um I would like him to see Yosemite in the Grand Canyon yeah and then shit that's four places in ten days that's that's a lot yeah I think if you're going cross-country I would start in New

York like like like like where is're gonna be it's worthy it's it's uh it's it's our biggest city it's uh it's it's it's a very impressive place there's a lot of history there and uh you gotta hit the south though i i i'm not as big on chicago i love chicago it is my favorite city but not because of anything really impressive there i like the food i like the buildings are cool i like um i have an easy time navigating it you know like there's oh really yeah yeah it's i don't know if whatever reason you find taxis or get around easily i think you can park there if you're driving um the only reason i didn't choose chicago is we already looked at new york and i feel like they're similar yeah baby new york like it's it's

uh it's it's nothing you haven't seen in new york and and that's what i feel like each stop should be a different experience and so i think you gotta see florida i think you gotta go like new york and then see florida like go to disney world honestly like maybe not now but like sometime soon have you been to the grand canyon or yosemite i've been to yosem like sometime soon have you been to the Grand Canyon or Yosemite I've been to Yosemite but I've never been to the Grand Canyon like I've been to Vegas so many times and it's like three and a half hours drive and uh everybody would wake up and be like hey who wants to go to the Grand Canyon and I'm just like fuck fuck I don't know I don't know about that it's a big hole right i think for me it lived up to

the hype now i had a really cool grand canyon experience right now i've done the thing where you stand on the edge and you see it but we went what a raft of the grand canyon i've flown through it in a helicopter which is kind of yeah that's awesome um so i i got to see the grand canyon in really neat way so i liked it i would recommend too, even though I haven't done it. It's something that I personally want to do and I plan on doing. As soon as I'm allowed, honestly. That's one of the trips I want to take. I want to head out there and maybe hit Vegas, play some cards.

Maybe that's the move because Vegas is a fucking crazy place. Like maybe New York and then hit like wherever you want to go in florida personally for me i don't like miami but i think a lot of people from overseas who've never been to florida maybe you hit miami and then uh little abu dhabi i would guess yeah and then uh i think texas is its own fucking thing like maybe you go to houston texas for a night two nights maybe uh maybe get to go but go out in the desert like go out go and see what texas for a night two nights maybe uh maybe get to go but go out in the desert like go out go and see what that fucking wilderness is like out there and meet the people and uh and yeah vegas i think vegas and the grand canyon really tie in well together because

it's a three and a half hour drive there's there's companies that'll just drive you from vegas out there on those tours you could you could do both and uh but i'd skip la vegas to where did you say the grand canyon okay yeah we went from california to vegas i forget where in california but that was the first time i had ever driven fast and i was young i was actually a passenger but it's like dad you're going like 110 the whole way huh and he's like yeah and it seems safe you know like yeah if the car can do it and it could there's it's just smooth there's he's not weaving it in a traffic or anything it's just it's the few parts of america where 110 just seems like a reasonable thing to do texas is a bit like that in places and so is Oregon

or not Oregon but um Idaho I know unfortunate unfortunately I've been to Idaho we we were driving from we started we started in Seattle drove down to through Portland Oregon all the way to South Oregon did our business there and then Scott and my friend were gonna drive all the way back South Oregon, did our business there. And then Scott and my friend were going to drive all the way back to Georgia. And I was like, take me to the other side of Idaho. I'm flying home. And driving through Idaho, it was so goddamn desolate that during the day, you could absolutely do 100, no problem. Same way in Texas, if you're out driving from, I don't know, Houston

to the middle part of Texas where there's no people, the speed limit is 80. And so cranking it up another 10 or 15 doesn't seem all that illegal for whatever reason. Montana had no speed limit. I'm just Googling to see if it still has none. I think they might have put one in since then. But, yeah, Montana literally had no speed limit which doesn't seem like a thing that america does but they did highest speed limit in the u.s is 85 miles per hour where is that let's see i'm gonna guess texas but let's see what we get uh texas it's texas yeah and um it looks like

tons of other places are 75 i see north carolina has 75 mile per hour uh interstates really i didn't i haven't seen it yeah it's it's on this little map here and in bright yellow georgia is 70 we get up to to 70 and that's it we have a lot of that uh i'm trying to find out for sure the the heading on this says a good thing gone i think montana has a speed limit now and i'm not very sure yeah it would seem so 80 now yeah that's not bad that's pretty fucking fast depending on the road right of course yeah long flat interstate where you can see for miles I got a problem with 80 at all I think 110

is okay my truck only goes 106 and It hasn't come. You can fix that. I don't know how, but I wonder how you do it. You change the computer reprogram, I guess. Yeah, I guess you get it flashed or something. You get somebody to plug one of those interfaces in and be like, nah, let's go fast. I checked it out. At 106, it felt smooth and safe-ish, but it also felt like enough, you know? Like, I think if you went 106 miles an hour in my truck,

you'd think that it wasn't screaming for 120 or anything. Not like your Camaro. Would we go 137 in it? Something like that, yeah. 137 in your Camaro is peaceful. it is that car is not it doesn't feel like it's it's topped out that you shouldn't it's a little loud it's a little loud at that speed but um it's not rough and it's and the car isn't like we're still doing like 4 000 rpms or something like that like like we're we're getting faster we're we're still accelerating to

some extent yeah it's um it's made to go fast yeah i can't i almost want to feel 106 in my truck i have a 10 speed transmission in it so it has like a big gear range it's almost always at like 1500 rpm or 1800 like it doesn't it just finds its way to some fuel efficient place at every speed i think i want that fucking Tesla truck. I really do. Oh, you're still interested in that? Yeah, I think so. I'm looking at a few things.

I like it. Probably going to buy a car next year. Okay. So I don't know what I'm going to do. I've got three options in my head. The Tesla truck, building myself a classic car, maybe like a 69 Camaro or something like that. Some kind of old muscle car.

But a big priority for me and a big concern with that is always like air conditioning and like creature comforts. Like the seats have to be nice and like electric. Like I don't want like a 69 Camaro. I want a 2020 69 Camaro i love that yeah i will you let me sit in it that sounds really nice i would love to see that car like that's that's what i could love having like really nice air conditioning really nice um like like probably like like a full like navigation system and everything built in.

I guarantee if you Google around like there's some companies like, oh, yeah, we make that. And it's it's it's all like streamlined and slick or a new sports car of some kind, either Mustang or Camaro. Probably, probably one of those. Yeah, the Dodge Charger is nice too, but I don't know if I want to own a Dodge. I also think the Dodge trucks are the nicest, but people who own them say they're not reliable. They give so much trouble.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know much about Dodges. I don't even know what the engine sizes are. I would get the Challenger if I were getting one, but yeah, I really don't love the look of that. It just looks so much bigger than my car the challenge like yeah it looks so wide and maybe that's just the shape of the car or whatever but i don't really care for it i don't love the look of that car uh but i i really like how the new

mustangs look and uh and how the new camaros look and you mentioned the 10 speed uh transmission i think i want to say my car has a six, which is okay. And it certainly was okay when it was made. But I think now they're like 10 or 12 or fucking 20 for all I know. Like they're nutty now on the truck. Now, I don't in performance mode. This is solved. But in my truck, it's almost never in the right gear.

Like if you decide to just tap that pedal, you know how you like. All right, we're going from 20 to 100 right now this is yeah percentage of gas uh if unless it's in sport mode the truck is like all right let me think i'm gonna choose perfect gear for you you got it and yeah sometimes it's just like yeah it's a little bit of a delay truck you know that whereas like my wife's old forerunner she doesn't have any more that was like always in the right gear one gear away just seemed like you hit the gas and you started going yeah gas miles probably wasn't great though no no I wasn't yeah this is like a thing that happens once a month you know where I

really wanted to go right now mm-hmm and like I said if I put the transmission has like five modes in it and i put it in sport mode then it's quick but yeah i don't it's an f-150 is that right it is the um the mustang uh a couple years ago uh before i went before uh my case was ramping up it was during that period where i was uh the state had dropped their case and we were waiting on the feds to pick up theirs i was like all right we're free for a little bit. Let's go have some fun. And I went out west and I flew into Albuquerque and rented a nice Mustang.

And then I drove it pretty much halfway across the country. And I was surprised at all the modes that that Mustang had. It was like sport mode. Okay, I understand that. Okay, we'll go fast all right track mode seems like sport mode a lot but drag race mode what what but it was like like all these ridiculous modes and i'm just like going through them like like each one sounding better than the last trying to figure out how fast I want to go. I think I can name mine. I have sport mode, normal, tow mode, rain and eco. I think that makes sense.

Yeah, that makes sense. I did eco for a bit of it because I just didn't want to stop for gas and I wanted to see how good the gas mileage was on that on that Mustang. But I remember I would put it on. There was literally like a drag race mode that I would use if I were starting there was a point in like Texas or somewhere where I had to like get on an interstate and it went from a stop sign to interstate and I was like all right well might as well see what you can do so I really liked the new Mustang that was my first experience in a Mustang like since

like 2007 or something like that. And I definitely noticed some improvements from that car or over my car. Like the steering wheel in my car is not, it's not that it's uncomfortable. It's just that it's not, the Mustang steering wheel is squishy. Like when you really squeeze it, you can feel like, oh, there's some padding in here. It's squishy. I feel like I like when you really squeeze it, you can feel like, oh, there's some padding in here. It's squishy. I feel like I've got a better grip on this. It just felt nice. I liked it. It's funny. What's important to you in a car, right? Like I can get that the user interface is a big deal to me too. Um, the center console in my truck is bigger and I like that so much on the Tacoma. It's not very deep. You couldn't fit a 1911 in it. And it opens kind of in a way that's awkward. And I don't know, it's just not great. And I think that when people talk about what makes a good truck, they're not talking about the thing your elbow sits on. But oddly, that was one of the nicer upgrades in my truck for me.

When I sold cars, that was really clear that that's what people cared about. You could talk about engine size and transmissions and warranties and all that stuff all you wanted. But if you could show the wife that there's a thing right here where she can put her purse and it'll just be there perfectly so that she can access it while she drives or if you can show the husband that like i don't know the cup holder fits a 48 ounce soda or or you know the sun visor flicks to the side just so like those are the things that would really because they were always comparing you with like whatever the chevrolet the dodge the maybe maybe some, some Toyota or something like that. And they're like, oh yeah, look at that. 14 cup holders in here. And that would be a thing like, like I had memorized at the time, how many cup holders each model had. And some of them literally had in the high teens of cup holders in them. It was, it was non, I was like, oh, and there are 18 cup holders. I'm like, wow, we'll never go thirsty again.

It's not out yet, but the 2021 F-150 has a spot where you place your phone and it just starts wirelessly charging and connects with your radio. And I'm like, that is like a quality of life upgrade. I would really like that. I have to plug mine in. And then even then it's like leaning sideways in a weird place and yeah i um i forever i was having i navigate with my phone because my car doesn't have a navigation it's just like it's that old school thing and uh so i've got that little thing that like i can like plug my phone right right i love so much i love it so much because

forever i had it like bouncing a fucking cup holder or i'm just like hope the cop doesn't see me doing this i don't need any more trouble yeah i've resisted those for a while because i felt like it was aftermarket in a little like i don't know it just didn't look like it was factory like it was supposed to be there yeah and then i eventually got one on the tacoma and it was like this this is clearly better. It's what you're supposed to just having it there with it. And like eye level is, is pretty nice. Yeah.

Um, so let's see. We talked about Jessalyn Maxwell, something close to that. Now her killer. Do you know they, the suspect, did you hear anything about him?

The guy that tried to kill her, the, uh, the FedEx guy that killed her judge's son. This is what I think I know. Tell me if you know differently. The guy that, oh, yeah, I'm processing what you said. He killed her son, and he injured her husband.

And she was in the basement hiding. He didn't get her. The guy dressed up as a fedex driver but he was an attorney an attorney who hated women he was this like total anti-feminist you know instantly they go and they see all these like social media posts and like long history of how he hated women hated strong women etc etc he only had one case with this judge and it actually went his way but he felt like it went his way too slowly and that if she was any good at her job he would have been as high standards he won and he's still pissed off but took a long time yeah yeah uh but um apparently he really

hated this i don't know what to make of any of this like when i see this long history of social media it's like did they just generate it all are there other people who knew about this guy does he have online friends who are like yeah i don't know why he always talked about women like that i don't know i don't know what to believe anymore i don't know i don't know what to believe anymore like like did they for all i know they mind controlled this guy they fucking manchurian candidated this guy because because it's it's fucking fishy it's fucking fishy taylor were here he would know with full confidence that this was all a ruse or did you're an idiot if you buy it he would he went that's where he is right now he's investigating

i'm sure that taylor would just be like, only a fool would buy into the big mainstream media's narrative. That's where he would land on this, I'm sure. I am somewhere in the middle. Like the Epstein stuff, like there's a lot of conspiracy theories I don't buy. The government getting you to wear a mask for control? How do they even benefit from you wearing a a mask for control what control how do they even benefit

from you wearing a mask what control is this are they just practicing for some level of control that does do something for them none of it makes any sense that this this big government conspiracy literally there's a guy on my facebook now talking mark of the beast shit let me did i bookmark it i did you showed me a few retarded things the other night. And it's just like, these people have to be trolls. I don't think so. I'm so resistant to trolling and not being trolled by somebody that I feel like I don't have an accurate grasp on just how stupid people might be. have an accurate grasp on just how stupid people might be because i like to believe that everybody is while they might have different political leanings and they might have like even crazy

opinions they can't believe in something like that like the mark of the beast being in the form if you believe in the mark of the beast i can i can sympathize but if you believe that the mark of the beast, I can sympathize. But if you believe that the mark of the beast is a mask that the government wants you to wear, then you're just pants on head retarded. Like you're just, you want to believe in something crazy. You're probably an old person who like loves the idea of the end coming soon and not having to die a natural death just being called home uh i'm not finding it quick enough for the show's pacing but goodness yeah this guy absolutely was there he thought the mask was the mark of the beast he had like six or seven bible quotes that

proved his point not in the quotes that gets me in particular, when they're quoting like Psalms something or other, and it's like, case closed. You can't argue with this, it's right there in the Bible. And the quote is barely, it's a real stretch to apply to this situation. Of course it is. And then if you're like me, you're like, a Bible quote doesn't prove anything anyway.

Even if the Bible bible said like when the government tries to give you face coverings resist do not wear caesar's mask for it is the mark i would still be like yeah but the bible like it says all kinds of weird shit like you can't put too much faith in it but uh these guys find something that doesn't even fit very well and i'm not finding it quick enough you need to really like troll these guys hard something that doesn't even fit very well. And I'm not finding it quick enough. You need to really like troll these guys hard. You need to find like a picture of him at Joe's crab shack. And then you need to like find that quote about eating shellfish and how he

should be crippled below the knee and just be like, all right, how you want to do this? I got a bat. I got some, I got a lot of tools. I do like that idea. Now I'll stop looking,

but man, the insanity level of my Facebook is next level. And then one thing I struggle with, where does the dumb person end and the willful ignorance begin? Right. And so for example i think we all kind of know that masks they kind of help with you breathing the virus but what it's really about is that i don't breathe the virus on you right we've all seen that a million times and i've even

read that like even if you do get the virus through your mask you're getting less virus right so you'll be less sick you know like yeah it helps for you breathing it really helps for you exhaling it's great it helps the people around you yeah well you know these guys they post the same fucking picture maybe you've seen it of the drywall sander guy and the thing coming in by the nose saying masks don't work at all and it's like you know it's about the exhale part right you know this you just you just willfully ignorant you're not done it's also about the liquid that you're expelling particulates it's about spit it's about like little bits of spit and saliva it is so difficult

to argue with with some guy who's using chain link fences as his science and try to get him to understand the nuance of like parked vapors in your exhale carrying virus molecules or whatever. My dad is so on board. He's just like, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with these people. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people. I think I told you the story about him taking that woman to the grocery store and sending her in to do his shopping and then like he's like all right he's like having like a like a pre-game huddle he's like don't don't mess with nobody don't get any conversations in and out all right we need this this and that

okay he's like milk milk bread and cheese or whatever and he's like watching her go into the grocery store make the walk and she's like susan and like hugs a lady and like oh susan i haven't seen you in so long i love you susan and he's just like nope nope she had her chance we had a pregame we had a pregame they got her dude i bought a lawnmower today it's dad just bought a lawnmower what'd you get i got a john deere it's a 72 inch 950 some it's basically what i had my lawnmower bad. Let me see if y'all have the same fucking lawnmower. Yeah. Huh?

Maybe, maybe we probably have a similar use case. Um, mine's a John Deere nine 50, 72 inch deck, uh, Kawasaki engine. It's almost exactly what I had before.

The problem is one transmission went bad and i guess the transmission share fluid and when one goes bad the other one almost certainly goes bad and a new mower is like 10 400 which is a bundle but the repair was like 4 500 and it's like do you put 4500 into a older mower? Or do you just get a new one with a warranty that... You know, his might be 60. Most people get the 60. Most people get the 60, especially in the commercial world. They like the 54 and the 60

because they take them on trailers all the time. But if you just drive out of the barn and start mowing, the 72 is nice. Yeah, and he doesn't have an enormous yard like you do that he actually mows. I think in his case, he bought a tractor attachment, like a disc mower or a bush hog or something like that. And it was just always having serious issues. And he took it back to the John Deere place and he was like, look, I'm not happy with this.

This isn't going to work. I want to do something else. And actually, he went and trolled the owner first. He went in and had a complete meltdown as a joke in the manager's office where he said that his people, my people have been persecuted on this continent for 400 years by you people, a white man and and we're not gonna take it anymore and this is just another example of my people being persecuted you sold me a defective mower it doesn't work I brought here three times we're $1,500 in on the repairs I don't want it I want I want a you know a store credit and I'm

gonna get something else and he's like that guy looked at me and was so confused no kyle nobody smiled nobody cracked the la nobody cracked a smile nobody laughed i was like i'm just kidding brother you know i'm just kidding right and he's like oh yeah i knew kidding right oh yeah i knew i cracked a smile i like so he came out of there he traded in his his disc mower for like uh for that lawnmower and then i don't know how much extra cash he threw in but he got himself a similar similar lawnmower what you got he likes it i hope it works for him yeah i don't i guess i get delivery in about a week so we'll see it's there are times when you spend money and you're really happy it's exciting right like when you buy a new car or you know if i get new paramotor stuff it's like

christmas that day then there are other times like when you repair your hvac it's like you know this is i'm just back to ground zero like i wasn't excited about writing this check. I pretty much bought the same mower I had but new. And, you know, it wasn't an exciting experience. Yeah, I feel that. Yeah, there's definitely times where you spend money where it's like, oh, I like what I have more than that money I had. Right. And sometimes it's like, well, I just have less money

and the same living conditions as I did yesterday now. Exactly. That's perfect. And I'm still paying for it. And, you know, he's like, how are you going to pay? I'm like, I guess debit card. And he's like, what's the matter? And he's like, they ding us for 3% on the debit card.

The big part of me was like, well, fuck you. You're the one who charged $4,500 for a repair. I don't even think we're friends, to be honest. I'm not feeling the love in this relationship. But I had it. I have a, I probably shouldn't tell everyone this, but I have a medical bag in my truck. And when I put this, I got this medical bag and then I got a first aid training. And I thought

that I was going to be dealing with broken legs and respite, like cardiac arrest and shit like that. My medical bag, Kyle has been mostly for headaches, sunburn, and i keep a blank check in there because when problems go down sometimes a blank check is the best solution yeah i use the check today it's not signed or anything but like yeah i i've used that check like three times from my damn like red cross bag and i haven't solved any medical problems yet with it. Well, give it time. You're in a dangerous hobby. That's why I did it. Yeah. I do those things where it's like, hopefully I'll never need this.

But, you know, if I do, I want it. You know, it's like a concealed carry pistol or something like that. Like, hopefully I never need this. When I broke my leg, the instructor pulled out his medical bag he had a splint that like you it was like loose and then it just formed and took shape and now i had a splint on my ankle which i really needed and and he wrapped it up and uh he had some prescription painkillers hypothetically and uh uh they were handy too and i was after that after i got back on my feet and everything, I was like, I should, I want to be that guy. I should get more of those pills.

No, it's like he sort of came through his hero that day. And I like that. So I put together a bag and got some training. Yeah, it's nice to have like a little medical supply bag. I've got some basic

shit in the back of my car nothing like what you have i'm sure i don't have a defibrillator or anything like that i've got some bandages and i don't know if i don't have a defib i've got um those uh epi pens oh you know the mouth-to-mouth breather things all kinds of splints and bandages and stuff like that but uh really the shit we use tends to be like the ibuprofen suntan lotion bug spray like that's what needs that's what i end up replacing all the time yeah hopefully it stays that way the check the check sometimes you need a check man like that solves problems yeah that's a that's a have you done any more acro stuff yeah like um it's probably been like eight days or so since i've done oh wow it's cool shit uh i meant more like

like like where you go and like an acro event i guess like literally do stuff like that where everybody's doing acro stuff and maybe people watch uh no i just do training, really. I post it online sometimes. I'm doing a new move that's... See, you're on a... It's called the Widowmaker. It's called a rhythmic sat, but it's kind of like doing a front somersault over your wing. So your wing goes down below you when you look over it, and it's rarely done.

There's not many people who do it, and I'm getting the knack for it. The trouble is like different wings, different moves have different like danger conditions. And this one's called getting gift wrapped, right? If you go straight into it, that's perfect.

You get wrapped. And, and the challenge with that is one, your wing is doing almost nothing to slow you down. There are a lot of use cases where maybe you're spinning wildly, but your descent rate is only so much. Yeah, you're hitting the ground at 30 miles per hour. That's survivable. Well, hitting the ground at 18 miles an hour is a problem.

But if you're over water, you're literally fine. Oh, yeah, for sure. but if you're over water like you're literally fine you know like oh yeah for sure um but in this case when you're gift wrapped what is terminal velocity while being gift wrapped by a wing like a hundred it's it's too much it's way too much it's too much i don't know if it's 50 it's too much it's a problem and then um throwing your reserve so when you throw your reserve you look for blue sky but when you're gift wrapped that can be a real challenge you might not even know which way is up necessarily and uh a friend of mine threw his reserve while gift wrapped and it worked for him but the whole way down he didn't like know anything like i guess he could

discern where up was but he didn't know if he was getting close if he was landing on dirt or water or what or a highway highway I could have a power line I'd rather land on a highway we still say yeah yeah this different reserves have different descent rates and this one would have been good on a hard surface. There's a trade-off. You can go straight down, which is nice. You tend to hit fewer things. Maybe your chances of drifting into a power line are lower.

Or you can go diagonally down, which is nice in a different way because you don't hit the ground quite as hard. But, you know, it's like trolling, the dragging a line through the water. You're just looking for trees and power lines and shit like that. So take your choice. No anyway i've made mine i saw a guy fly like really near my house at a paramotor the other day there's like an acro airport nearby like like there's always guys and like not biplanes but like single engine uh planes like doing all sorts of acrobatics

and shit like this morning i was awoken to oh wait like he's fucking was he staying in the same area uh no no he'll he'll do like five or six tricks above my house and then he'll he'll sort of move on doing some loopy loops i'll see him doing that just doing like straight up and then like roll rolling over and stuff yeah in a plane but i did see a guy like like recently in a uh in a paramotor that was the first time i'd seen one of those guys yeah i'd launch and leave is my thing right so i don't stay in a place very long uh sometimes if it's a big farm i'll loiter there but the houses aren't nearby you know they i should be not bothering anyone that's the thought process anyway

i still say you need to shoot something from that thing it's legal actually like uh the faa has no rules about shooting handguns out of your plane or paramotor or whatever you definitely want a rifle there may be other laws you you probably now we're lending to your expertise you know like it okay what can you shoot like pretend it was a car could you just shoot things i guess um all of my experience comes from texas where there's no rules whatsoever you know um and uh and we always shot out of helicopters uh so that was legal you know they've even got the helicopter hunting there, which is like the coolest thing fucking ever. Um, but, but, but like that would, that would be cool in my opinion is to like shoot something

from that thing with a rifle. Like if you had like a, like a, like a harness of the rifle was sort of slung across your shoulder and down. So all I've got to do is pick it up and, and point and draw, and then you can just drop it and it'll go to its place and you can go back to your toggles or whatever that'd be fun that could especially with those hogs i have no like like i i wouldn't go deer hunting at this point in my life even you know with a rifle or a bow um there's some part of me that's willing to kill a bear i kind of still want to do that but everything else i feel sorry for like like i don't want to kill it like like but like just leave them alone but pigs those wild pigs

no mercy for them they're like this they're like cockroaches just couldn't care less i've never seen one in videos i've seen them but like i don't i don't know what they're like are they could you befriend a pig i mean they're wild animals you know what they're like. Could you befriend a pig? I mean, they're wild animals. They're not domesticated by any means, but pigs are supposedly very, very intelligent. So, I mean, if you somehow domesticated one of these things, the ones in Texas are a crossbreed between these Russian boar and domesticated pigs that escaped

and a couple of other breeds in the area. And they end up being really big and like hairy. They're not like pink, pretty pigs. They're big with black and brown hair and they run in these packs and just destroy all sorts of agriculture and landscaping and stuff. And they're just ugly. They're just ugly and they're fun to kill without direct experience sometimes i assign the domesticated like personality to an animal that looks like it right i see a wolf and i think i like dogs probably if i'm sweet towards it and

it knows that i'm a friend that wolf and i will get along that is insane right they'll probably be scared and run off actually that's my impression the wolves are very timid. For sure. They look like all the dogs I know, so it's a dog. And I do that with pigs a little bit. I know that there are sweet domesticated pigs that love belly rubs. So I see

these big Texas boars and wonder if they have that too. Maybe not. Maybe down. If they weren't terrified of you um you know they're you know they're wild animals but uh but i bet they're really intelligent and i bet that they could be like friendly toward people but as they are they're wild animals like full of ticks and diseases and stuff that just need a good shooting and apparently they breed like crazy which is weird for a big animal right like i

can't think of many other big animals that really proliferate like that yeah they have big litters um like like we would see like we would see these groups of like 15 to 30 and there'd be so many juveniles in the group that were like this big i don't know like like watermelon size and uh just everywhere we and we would it's hard to tell how big something is through a rifle scope like especially when you're hunting and your heart's going you're like oh it's a huge one and you kill it and you get there and you like you're telling your buddy as you walk toward the kill you're like hey he's a big boy i'm gonna tell you that right now i'm glad you're with me so that uh we can and he goes is this him this guy right here this is a rabbit kyle that's happened so many times it's so funny scott and i were like hiding in this like hunting blind

you know we're really concealed and there's mosquitoes eating us alive in texas and it's nighttime it's dark but the moon is so bright there. There's so many stars that you can see really well for 50 meters. There's a family of pigs. Call them a family. Sounds kind of bad. There's an army of pigs down

there. Just really eating a lot of the pigs. Eating a lot of the corn that we poured out for them and we both put our rock we've got like bolt action rifles and we put our scopes on their heads and we're like three two one squeeze and you pop out and we both drop one then reload and we get one more and we go down there and our heads were like what i described we're like yeah i got a big boy what about you oh yeah i got the mama and we get there and and there's just a baby there with

a bullet hole through his fucking head and we're just god damn it i kind of feel bad yeah 12 times bigger through this yeah pretty much we literally took the baby back and uh i say baby it probably weighed 20 pounds it's not a big pig at all i mean it was it weighs what a ham should weigh the whole right like i feel like these should be 300 pound animals but some of the big ones are and that's your goal is and i've seen them that big i've seen them them like 250, 300 pounds. And those are scary. When you see that guy, you're like, oh, I hope he doesn't know about that baby that we shot. If he finds it. But the guy we were staying with, that wild man, literally cooked that baby pig in a hubcap and ate it.

Not a hubcap, a wheel. Like the wheel of a car placed over a fire as his cooking spit. He marinated it in pickle juice or something, and we were too polite not to try some. How was it? It was awful. Really? I would have thought pickle juice would make anything good. It made it better than it was, for sure, than it should have been. We didn't spit it out, but we both had one bite of of it and we were just like it's rich i'm well already oh it's so rich and filling have you ever bit your fork oh yeah it's awful i did it

call it two days ago way too hard Like we have discussed on the show before. I think it was you who phrased it. Like people stand up too hard. There's a tremendous excess of force that we do. And if you hit your head into something while standing up, it's like, ah, maybe I overdo it when I stand, perhaps. Yeah. I bit this fork.

I was chewing George Foreman chicken, right? It wasn't like I needed to really get at it. I didn't have to go full Taylor with my jaw force. But I bit the fork. And I even took a moment to recognize that I had bit the fork. And bit for almost an entire second. It wasn't like I let go too quickly. And I thought i was seriously

damaged i thought i was fucked up uh i went to the bathroom i'm looking like a mirror jackie puts her like quilting magnifying glasses on we're checking out my teeth um it's a little bit of a problem this tooth that like my bottom so it's my top center tooth and the parallel one on the bottom and the like i guess those are the two that hit like the fork tongue tang tongue anyway um and they levered against each other to where the bottom tooth i think was like pushed out to some extent it was god to call it loose feels like an exaggeration you know when something in your mouth is off by half a millimeter, it's like all it's to you, it's a really big deal.

That's where I am. And I'm like, oh, and it hurt for a while. And it got to yesterday to where it didn't hurt all the time. But if I ate even like soft chicken and it pushed outwards, it was like, wow. No, we're not all better yet we still have a thing happening here and today's day three if you are day two I guess if you count start at zero and it's better still my dentist appointment is for Thursday and that's when we'll have it really looked at I thought it

was fractured if you look at it really closely there's like a vertical line in the enamel and i'm like did i fucking split my tooth in two vertically fuck but if you look really closely it seems like a lot of my teeth have like things i can't even see without like heavy magnification jackie has a magnifying makeup mirror that didn't magnify enough so So she stuck another mirror on it. And now this thing is like, you can see every pore very clearly, but you have to get like a less than an inch from it. And with that kind of magnification,

I can see like things in my teeth. I never saw before. I'm like, that one's just like all the others. I don't know. I've done that before. I didn't think it did any damage, really. The worst is I've been eating like fries or something, and I've bitten my finger. And that's when you realize like,

Whoa, oh, we're putting I put way too much effort in those fries. Yes. It's all there, right? God damn. Both times I bit my fork. I did it like three years ago also. I wasn't paying enough attention. Like I'm simultaneously having a conversation with Jackie, like a paraphrase online and eating and typing, talking.

And then I bite the fork and it's like, Woody, you don't have the cognitive horsepower to triple task task apparently you can't even eat and have two conversations at once you're saturated something fell behind that both times it was the same scenario so that thing you can't even can't walk and chew gum at the same time if you added a conversation and probably not that would then we get to three and that's where I go wrong. Yeah. If I was trying to bite my own finger,

there's no way I could buy it as hard as I can. If I accidentally bite it, fucking eat, putting peanuts in my mouth or whatever the fuck I was doing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway,

I guess on PKA, I'll maybe have a dentist update and see how it goes. All right. Maybe, maybe we can get you some of those like baby spoons that have like the rubber over them i'm liking where you're headed with this do they make baby forks they don't i think they make sporks oh this is i like the spork i'm a big spork proponent i i feel like it is superior to both the spoon and the fork. It does pretty much everything that both of them do.

I mean, I'm not going to eat spaghetti with it. That's just not going to work. Right. You're not going to eat spaghetti with a spoon at all, though. Whereas a spork probably is a more useful utensil. I figured out. All right. Call it a show.

Yeah, I think so. I think I'm going to play some Halo 3. Ooh. Just Tarkov talk for a second. One. I think on Thursday, a new patch comes out. 12.7. They're doing the customs expansion, and they're putting a boss character on shoreline.

Very exciting stuff for a Tarkov player. Personally, and I think some new guns, and there's some new ammo. Ammo that doesn't exist in the real world i don't know how i feel about that the 0.366 uh upgraded ammo the hydra shock stuff yeah lots of cool stuff yeah and and personally i finished my bitcoin farm so for people who don't play there's this hideout and your hideout can make you money but you have to invest in it for it to pay off and for me it's kind of been a money sink and then i played like 20 hours of tarkov over two days i bought 14 gpus in that period of time

and now i am done invent like now now money just comes in there's nothing else to buy all i can do is accumulate cash and it's a nice place to be. Yeah, I watch Landmark play a lot, and he hit 100 million rubles last night. So that's more than seven, huh? That's slightly more than seven. 14 times more or something like that. He is ridiculous at the game. It's so fun. He plays a lot of Shoreline right now with the Ash-12. I want to say he killed like six guys at the game it's so fun yeah he's he plays a lot of shoreline right now

with the ash 12 i want to say he killed like six guys in the same hallway just just running back and forth room to room just spraying people in the face and he doesn't talk trash but he thinks it's funny that people aren't him like he just shot in the face shot in the face shot in the face, shot in the face, shot in the face. He's like, like, and I'm like, it's insane how good he is, how every shot is on target. And like, of course, everyone else dies. If I were to go up against Landmark, I would look like just all the, look like all the other people that go up against Landmark. It would end quickly.

You'd wonder what happened. He's very good. Very fun fun to watch he's killing it um uh i i don't know how many subscribers he has probably 10 000 15 000 a bunch growing like crazy maybe that's maybe that's exaggerating it i don't know every it just seems like every time i watch it i think you're talking about concurrent viewers no let me let me let me find out subscribers oh subscribe is that what it's called when you maybe you're talking about concurrent viewers no let me let me find out subscribers oh subscribe is that what it's called when you maybe you're right yeah he has some he's making a ton of money he works a ton i kind of want to i wonder where his head is right because what does he work about 84 hours a week i think um yeah yeah 12 hour more than 12 hours a day i did

12 times 7 for that he's done 87 uh over the last uh week it appears 87 hours a week and that's just the streaming part you know i don't know what he's doing outside of streaming like he probably has merch that he's on top of in some regard and you know he's sold out of merch right now he has 14 000 subscribers yeah he sells his tactical flannels sold out of those but if he's online 87 hours a week you would have to assume he's putting 100 hours a week into this stuff as a in general you know he has a youtube channel right yeah he's got other people do he's got he's got an editor and someone handling the youtube stuff um and uh he all he does is play the game and sleep and he sleeps very little and uh it like even his food is sort of built

around being able to eat it quickly while he plays he eats rice what are you eating he's like rice we're good do they have more to base food would you squeeze it back to the game like a're like is there anybody else who's also sick who's 70 yet level 70 he's level 69 and going from level 1 to level 69 is excruciating going from level 69 to 70 is like repeating that process because the it excelled the upward hill the uphill climb accelerates so much like it's millions of uh xp and you get maybe 10 000 a raid if you're doing okay and he's just like no no nobody's ahead of me they're like how do you know he's like because i've been playing 12 hours a day every day since the game began yeah yesterday and then there were several days where i did 24 hours a day and i

didn't take a day off the next day all right the rice is gone let's go that yeah he had so he and pastilli sort of raced for kappa together i think there was a part where they were both one item away i think landmark maybe got it first but that's not important. There's just some RNG there. But now, Pastille doesn't really compete for 71st. He has another account that he plays on, and he's doing a newer player, the Raid series, that helping new players. He explains his thought

process in every engagement and stuff. But yeah, Pastille, as you know, is often considered the best player in the world. Landmark also competes for that title. I think Landmarks the guy because the way he plays, he's just in Chad mode 24-7. He's like, yeah, we're ratting it up right now. I'm like, you're wearing like $400,000 worth of shit right now. That's not rat mode.

Rat mode is $40,000 worth of stuff. Rat mode is like a Keter and no helmet and a pack up. Yeah. Well, it depends what you think is best, right? Like if you needed to find five pieces of intelligence, I think Pastille might find it first. You know, he would know every spot on every map. Pastille has won every Twitch competition.

Has Landmark competed in those competitions yes and I think landmark might have been on his team one time but still he's never lost including the solos you know he's look if you want to be the champ you gotta beat the champ but having very good also depends on what you value right like if you're to be the champ you got to beat the champ but having it also depends on what you value right like if you're trying to get to kappa first pastilli may have a really great strategy on doing three quests at one time or like knowing what quests are coming up and and an efficient way to tackle them like yeah yeah i'm not going for nade kills right now because i need player kills on factory coming up and i'll just get nade player kills and they'll each count for two and like that's the shit pastilli has down lock uh what landmark is really really good at is that but especially

shooting people between their eyes and in the eyes i love it he's just like like like and head eyes head eyes i have such a hard time using like the pko6 like the close range red dots at medium range like i i can't see the guy i need to shoot at and if i could like if if he'd sit still for five seconds i could hit him in the head landmark is just flick flick flick flick flick just these sprays and he knows before i'm like did he get that guy and he's just like head ass and i'm like he's across the map how do you know that gets me too how did you see how do you know for sure sometimes i ask my chat if i'm live streaming be like chad is he dead and it's like

all right 80 yeses he's probably dead i couldn't tell but they could see um he's he's really good that way um i don't he'll get to the end of a raid he He'll have killed six players and 15 raiders, and it's just headshot, headshot, headshot, headshot, headshot. There was a competition to get the most XP on Factory. Bastille won. Oh. I wonder how he did that. He was smart.

He knew that he had to kill scavs in a hurry so that the timer for the next wave would come and while that happened so he's like yo like all right whatever like seven scavs are about to spawn into one two three four five six seven while he's waiting for the next wave he's looting all of them he's taking all their things putting it in his backpack throwing backpacks away just getting every xp while he waits for more there's an intelligent not intelligence the right word the knowledge part of the game that's it's huge yeah and i don't know that that's where he's best gamesmanship yeah he knows all the the um all the finer details of the game uh he's probably

there's no i don't know how many times he's like played it through how much total time he has it seems like landmark is just cooking so hot right now his PB his pvp is more entertaining for me how much I do you think the still he got on his record run on factory okay thirty thousand yeah Um, 30,000. Yeah. 114,000 XP. It might've been 117. It was like there. How many scavs? It's crazy. My head.

I was thinking like, Oh, there's about 20 scavs. Kill them all. It's about 800 to kill, I think. And then search them all. Maybe 400 more. I don't know how he gets 100 000 jesus i think if you kill them all they'll spawn more but you can't have one almost like nazi zombies right you can't have one leaf left around and uh you know what i'm talking about i feel like well eventually oh yeah of course on nazi zombies yeah eventually you just run out

though because we used to farm when I first started Tarkov that's how I learned to play was we farmed factory like we would go in as a five man team and just farm all of them until they were piled up and then loot the bodies and you're able to get a lot of high end gear that way like

randomly get labs cards and the 3M armors and shotguns and bullshit that you need in that early part of the game and uh i could do that solo now like if you take over the bathroom i know you like the bathroom on factory i do um if you take over that and people know you're there a lot of times they're like fuck that guy i'm not walking in there you know i i know there's a guy who has 19 kills in that bathroom already what I'm gonna be 20 fuck off Yeah, and yeah, you can own it even by yourself

Yeah, people don't want to go in there If you're holding it, especially if there's more than one of you if they're in and like we would play as a five man Which meant there was only one other player plus player scavs, you know, it's zero now the max on factories five people So if you go in it's's literally a PVE map. Excellent. I like it too. Like it's good for me because I kind of wanted PVE anyway. If I'm doing five on factory, that's why I'm there to farm.

Yeah. I don't need that one guy sneaking around. And then on the alternative side, if you're that one guy who spawns in with a five man, you're fucked. You're fucked. Right. Even even landmark. Probably. We've been wiped before, though, by that one guy who spawns in with a five man, you're fucked. You're fucked. Right. Even landmark. Probably.

We've been wiped before, though, by the one guy. It was hilarious. Oh, man. Because inevitably, we'd all be holding the bathroom. And then some people get cocky. I'm going to go Rome. And then one guy dies. And you're like, who cares?

Billy died. And then somebody like, I'm going to go get Billy stuff. And you're like, it billy died and then somebody like i'm gonna go get billy's stuff and you're like it's like a horror movie now you're like wait a minute um where did he die boom i'm dead and that was three of us in the bathroom we're like all right we gotta we gotta stick together guys all right that's that's what we need and larry's like no no you stay here i'll handle it and i'm like i know how this is end. Larry, there's a killer out there. Look at Freddy Krueger's out there lurking in the shadows. You don't want to go out there.

You don't want to go out there. Yeah. What can happen? Sometimes, even if I'm, like, let's say I'm playing with Larry, right? Larry's better than me. Cool. If Larry dies, I like my odds even still because I have an information advantage right that guy doesn't know about me he got Larry but I know about him and

you know even though this guy bested Larry somehow now like I might have an information advantage on that guy sometimes I'm able to get that kill and get Larry's gear out and yeah it works yeah for sure but yeah I've been playing some Tarkov lately having a good time I haven't been streaming much

maybe I should people ask for it but um i'm i'm really enjoying rust right now i i'm gonna play halo tonight but i'm probably gonna go back to rust uh probably get a fresh wipe going this week it's uh it's it's a lot of fun the addiction is back you said your sleep schedule was backwards so you just woke up maybe yeah yeah um pulling the night shift. And that's the way to play Rust anyway. It's better that way. Oh, I can imagine. Just a little less resistance. Yeah, some people like to play that for PvP, and they want

as much population as possible, but I want medium population, and I want the ability to go out and do my grinding, farming and stuff in peace and then i like offline raiding people in watching videos i don't want to fight sorry i've been watching videos of rust the ship looks like a lot of fun but you don't talk about it oh okay that's my favorite

thing okay yeah yeah there's a it's a pve up until a point right you know you you get on there you wipe out all those scientists and there's great, but you've got to wait 15 minutes. There are these crates on there, and you click a button, and it gives you a timer. 15 minutes, we're going to open up, and you get tons of loot, almost more than you can carry of good stuff, like really good stuff that you wouldn't get otherwise. And then you've got to defend the boat from people who are going to come at they're going to the boat is a giant cargo ship with multiple levels but people are on speedboats trying to like sneak onto the goddamn boat so you've got to be up there defending the the boat from these oncomers and it's really intense sometimes and a lot of fun yeah yeah there's

all that loot you earned it but everyone else knows you earned it so good luck keeping it yeah it makes for good videos there are those are called monuments and uh they are like that's where the good loot is and it they're protected by uh ai and they they require various amounts of like tomfoolery to like get in and get what you want like you might have to have special key cards that you have to find on various parts of the map or or whatever and some of them are very difficult to defend like you might have done so all of this work to like get to the loot but all you got to do to like come and counter get that person to just walk up but uh with something like the cargo ship you can see them coming forever on a boat or on the oil rigs which are like ocean oil rigs you know like once

you've killed all the scientists and you're waiting on that timer you're on an oil rig in the ocean you're just like you literally have like a scope looking around for anybody who's trying to come at you and you can usually handle that pretty well too so i prefer those yeah i should probably avoid rust tarkov's addicting enough the thing about rust is tarkov has this huge wipe cycle right so like you know it goes and goes and goes um i've been playing on a four-day wipe cycle on rust you know that's you can get in and get out i i'm in such a sweet place in Tarkov right now. I've got 7 million rubles, which for people who don't play is a good amount. You're going to be fine.

You've got a lot. You can die a ton for two days, three days straight and not run out of money. I also have a 50 GPU Bitcoin farm just churning out money for me all the time. It's just a big deal that you stop spending. Yeah, you just got over the hill. Yeah. It's just there's nothing else to buy. All I do is accumulate wealth. So it's good. Yeah, the grind is almost over. Are you going for Kappa? I started this while I'm saying I was, but I've kind of lost enthusiasm for that.

Yeah, it's such a grind and the gamma is fine. And once you get to the money thing, it's like initially you want the Kappa so you can make more money, but you solve the money problem long before you can solve the Kappa problem. So it's like, do I even need more space? Like, right. What if I do lose my serve kit?

You know, I, I can only buy 140 more with the amount of money I have on hand. And you find one like every other raid. Yeah. It's actually more than that. So, yeah, I'm good, like you said. At this point, the only point to do quests would be to get Kappa,

which I don't need, or to get more, like, clothing, you know, striped shirts and shit like that. Okay, I didn't care about that, and I didn't care about Kappa. I just like the Pv Kappa. I, uh, I just, I just, and I just like the PVP.

And honestly, my, the most exciting moments have always been like fighting glue. Har like, like I always love fighting glue. Har on a, on reserve. It's,

it's tons of fun when you wipe them all out. Yes. Yeah. I like that too. All right. Call a stream. I mean, at this time.

Yep. Yep. I think so. He can 309 probably. Yeah.