Painkiller Already - PKN #313

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

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getting your platelets pkn 313 here we go what just happened to you taylor oh are we starting are we doing okay we're going so i was i was doing my my farmer's walks in my basement today as normal it was like my third of five like i hold the weights in each hand and then i go until failure you know i have a long kind of the hockey area i just walk back and forth until i feel like i can't anymore and i then I put them down. And I like, have you ever had just like a sharp pain? Not like what you think is a real injury, but just like a tweak where it's just it hurts so bad. You kind of like you panic.

Like I took a normal step with my right foot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As I always do. I took my normal step forward on my right foot. I take the farmer's walk. So you take small steps.

You start taking big steps. You're going to fuck yourself up. If the weight is so heavy that you're like, you're running to where you need to be. I think I have 120 in each hand. Good God. Okay. And so I'm walking all those.

And it's just a normal step. And I feel like, like you know in movies where the karate guy will like dodge you know a wide punch and then he'll go right in the side of the guy's knees and he goes he falls i felt like somebody did that to me and in my basement i just went just dropped my weights and then just hobbled around for a bit like did you just hurt yourself you fucking idiot you absolute retard did you really do this what'd you do and then i looked i around for a bit. Like, did you just hurt yourself? You fucking idiot. You absolute retard. Did you really do this? What'd you do? And then I looked, I Googled a little bit and it was like, nothing conclusive. And by the time I finished Googling, I'm like, oh, my knee feels totally fine.

And then just sitting here, legs under this table, I was like wiggling, fidgeting the way I always do. And I moved my knee weird. And so, yeah, maybe I did do something. Yeah, maybe walking around do something. Maybe walking around at 400 pounds isn't a good idea. 240. Well, that's in your way. He put you on there.

It's a lot more than 240 pounds. Yeah. But there are people we know who do that every step. I think it might be kind of a bitch. I can feel it though. I push forward. I push forward on be kind of a bitch. I can feel it, though. If I push forward, I push forward on my leg, totally fine. Push to the right.

You couldn't walk a mile in boogie shoes, pussy. That would be the coolest competition ever. Taylor, I would like to see you compete against a 400 pound man while carrying the equivalent. Whatever it takes to make you 400 pounds

less than what i'm carrying a lot once oh it's gonna oh i could totally dude you let me i weigh like i'm fucking fat right now like in the probably high 220s so that would only be say 170 ish oh yeah i could totally beat boogie in a foot race you give me you divide like a series of foot race obstacle course hurdles we'll do one you need hurdles an fps boot camp style obstacle course oh you need there need to be jeremy drat jeremy pools all right there need to be there need to be there needs to be a round up the gang, boys. We're going back to boot camp. That's what it is.

But you throw in like surprise events in the middle where it's like, all right, you've finished the fat walk. Now you have to drink four liters of Mountain Dew. And everybody like commentators like, no, this is where Boogie has a chance to pull. He does that thing like in the movie. He, like, cracks his knuckles. He's, like, massaging his gullet as he pours it straight down. You couldn't get a wine bottle, huh?

He pulls out the Mountain Dew-sponsored funnel. If you vomit, you lose, so... Yeah, that's a good idea well taylor we'll definitely put you out can you do farmer's walk with straps on your hands to help with grip strength there's that that won't help with your grip strength but uh it'll help with all the other muscles that are being used because like that's the limiting factor on farmer's carries it's like supposed to be grip strength and so like at least for me i don't use straps i have some in my basement that i bought some cheap ones that i've never used uh i don't know

i i like doing it without the straps like i like really having the grip on there i i hear you i think i might be in the same boat as it seems like kyle is too but uh i i do have a i try not to i don't even mention it i don't want to like make excuses but i have nerve damage and fingers that don't work and it's like i might be a candidate for straps on something like this of course the opposite though i i think that like strengthening the rest of your fingers with the farmer's carries makes them doubly effective for you like like maybe you can't do 120 pounds but like like like doing 50 pounds and just just going to failure for three or four sets is super effective. Your forearms are so fucking dead after that. Just from keeping forearms.

Your whole forearm, just from keeping it gripped, they go numb. Yeah. And there's something to play with it. I understand your point. It might be that it's such a limiting strength. I never get the back and leg workout that taylor does but fuck work up with something i don't know maybe i'll fuck around with it i like farmers carries a lot they're great how much do you say i know i know no one else carries taylor level

shit but what are you doing i could i could definitely do 75 something like that i don't even know if that's a lot probably not my dumbbells go up to 55 i can do that i'm pretty sure but oh for sure yeah i mean a lot of farmer's walks comes down to the distance you know if you're going well i was i was going to say like 300 yards if you're going 300 yards with it up the way you go a long way though do you tell you where i go about 100 yards every time yeah okay yeah i go no that's yeah yeah probably a little less than that a little less than that probably i have to go outside for that i just go back and forth i think that's what fucked me up is like i'm going back and forth and i'm always turning towards my right side as i'm doing it i think i just did something

stupid and like pivoted too soon before i got my feet placed. And with that much inertia of weight swinging around you, you can definitely torque your joints pretty easily. Is outside a bad idea in your environment? Like, do you have, would that mean like dragging up the basement stairs and craziness, all those weights? Like, is that just dumb? It would be, it would be so hard to get all those weights outside and then back inside. And I don't have like-

You've got a long flat room. Yeah, I've got a really long flat room in the unfinished area which is good for it you've got enough like the only area i could walk in my yard would just be in i'd have to be in the grass and i do not want to walk with that much weight in my feet on grass like i would i would slip hurt my ankle something like that my yard has some divots it has to be It'd have to be like a golf course. Yeah, a golf course. Just go to the green. I'm working out, sir. Drop that fucking 120s in the kitchen.

That's a divot. I'll replace it. Those are like for the longest time I've been preaching to people like do farmer's walks, like the ultimate exercise, the end of every workout I do that and like you can feel like you the ultimate exercise the end of every workout i do that and like it you can feel like you're exhausted at the end of a big workout and then

you do like i do a circuit at the end we're like i'll do my compound lifts for the day and then i'll do like whatever extra circuit i have afterward like i'll complete all the one by one all the compounds so if it's like bench row overhead whatever it is all those knock out and then i do like my four to six circuit. And by the time you're like, because the last thing every single time is farmer's carry. Like you're so blown out. Your forearms feel like somebody's like been slapping it with a police baton.

It's just on fire. And it's a good on fire because then you're like showering and you're like, damn, my forearm is hard as a rock right now. Like that definitely got me where it counts. That's building muscle. Everyone has their own motivating exercises. For me, it's the push-ups and pull-ups. Everything else I do, fucking I don't even enjoy it.

It's something I suffer through. But those, and they're at the front of my workout too, or even when I'm not working. I've got a bar behind me. If I walk past it, I'll bust out five or ten. And my record night is 60 in a night, 60 pull-ups. And it's over a period of time.

It was over a live stream, but something about that number means something to me. When I first started doing pushups, I think I could do 10 and I'd be sore the next day. You know, now that's not a workout anymore. Like, so I have a progress that to me means a lot.

And like, if you're out there listening right now and you're 28 and you haven't worked out since high school you might be surprised that someone has taken your push-ups away from you when you weren't looking and yeah and you you might be in a spot too where you're like yeah i just assumed i could do 30 because i could last time i tried it but in the the last eight years, they're gone now. Well, you know, in the presidential fitness test, I did. Yeah, right. Wait a minute. The presidential fitness test.

This ribbon says 1988. And it's made of paper. This is mined by your mom. This isn't real. Did you watch a video from a young Sylvester stallone telling you to do this um do you guys you guys have that like because i know when we all work out we tend to do it more alone or not as public are there when you have your sheet with everything you have to do for the day what's the lift on there for you that it's always in your head where you're like you

know i could skip this one and no one would know because i'm alone for me it is weighted lunges every time i come up to weighted lunges on the circuit i'm like what do i really miss out by not doing this do i do i really need i always force myself to because my logic is like i hate this so much it's got to be good like really good for me but god i hate weighted lunges the worst absolutely comfortable i do um weighted lunges, but I do a lunge walk. I don't know if you wrestle. Do you know that wrestlers die to do when your back is straight? You do. I do that and I do it around the house, which it's kind of it burns me out. It's an absolute misery for me. It's hard. But so that's my comparison of weighted lunges. And for me, they are like your farmer's walks like they are murderous on me. But when I'm done,

I'm proud of me you know for and also it's the last everyone it's the last thing in my workout so that i think that's everyone anything that isolates one quad like like if you're doing bulgarian split squats or walking lunges or anything like that lunges has got to be everyone's least favorite thing it's putting all that work on one quad it's terrible least favorite i don't know why people i i do sometimes skip squats and my weight is totally unimpressive and i i never feel like i'm like you know they call it being in the hole at the very bottom of the squat getting out of that hole is fucking murders for me and everything else about the squat is easy

am i going too low i videotape myself from the side uh it just fuck squats all together and i think they're rough on your knees there has to be a better way i'd rather do that you know the i don't have the machine but in a gym you lay on your back are they leg press is it a leg press machine yeah everyone can put a ginormous amount of weights on the leg you subtract your body weight first and then you're right off the bat so you should be adding an extra 200 to every lift right you're adorable but yeah is like a fool around work like i remember like in high school we'd go fuck around in the weight room sometimes no plan it was just like hey it's after school and we got friends on the football team let's go fuck around while they're working out and you could just throw on every plate you could find onto leg press and it'd be like oh so i just plant my back up against this solid thing

and then kind of just push with like it's it's it it makes you feel so much stronger than you are the leg press i um yeah no kyle said subtract your body weight but i think i could still do more it's been a while since i've done it but i recall still do it like lifting more than my body weight plus my squats but i don't know i i hate squats i hate deadlifts um deadlifts you've probably seen videos of people where after they do a heavy deadlift they're like woozy and maybe even pass out i don't get all pass outy but i'm like it's low grade woozy. Not loving this exercise. I always judge people when I see them doing leg presses when I've been at gyms. Like, okay.

I don't know. I feel like it's some sort like, I feel like they don't know what they're doing. I feel like they don't know what they're doing. They don't have a goal in mind when they're doing them. They just like the idea of moving a lot of plates around. Yep. I did them at PT when i broke my leg that's the last time they have a leg press machine in there for you and yeah you had a goal in mind and a

professional telling you to do them right i'm talking about 15 pounds on the leg press i'm doing it one-legged it's just talking about the way i was in high school yeah i know i know i would just say i guess i was trying to say that there are people on earth with a goal. I'm watching them lock their knees out and stuff and I'm just waiting to hear the pop. Oh, you don't want to do that. You don't want to lock your knees down on there. Do I help him when I hear the pop that sounds like a gunshot as his knee bends backwards

over there? He's going the other way like a bird. This is cool. Another reason I know from friends of mine who are religious about going to the gym is you know it depends on the gym like you go to like a lifetime fitness i'm pretty sure lifetime fitness is everywhere those are so fucking nice like you're never gonna run out of plates but some gyms like you're gonna run out of 45 plates and that's why a lot of people hate those uh those leg press machines is because you just go part every single 45 point oh is that

a squat station over there? Not anymore. It's not. Now it's a supplement to my leg press. Yeah, they've got 12 of the fucking plates. The real exercise is putting the plates on. Yeah. You just want to walk over and be like,

hey, can I work in? Oh, no, you guys are doing a show up at lunchtime, one by one each. Can I have the plates back, please? I like having my own home gym. I really like that experience. I recognize I'm missing some machines and stuff, but I have most of the free weights that I need anyway.

And the whole cliche about doing bicep curls in the squat rack, come and stop me. I'll do it all that I want. Why wouldn't you? Right? Well, the reason that I don't is i have to move the damn barbell like it's already on the squat rack like i to to get it out of there you have to go sideways and it's not so big that hitting the walls is not a concern so uh yeah just just do them right in place it's

better yeah i'm sorry you have an easy curl bar right i don't have an easy curl bar oh you should those are those are x well it's two different exercises i thought he's you're talking about You have an easy curl bar, right? I don't have an easy curl bar. Oh, you should. Those are excellent. Well, it's two different exercises. I thought he was talking about curling in the... Yeah, but a straight bar curl and easy bar curl are very different. Oh, yeah. Before I bought my easy bar, I was doing straight bar curls, and it is infinitely more comfortable on your wrist to just pony up for the easy curl bar.

I think my gym is smaller than yours because i make a decision about you're in this position rather than you're instead of full soup and fill instead of full supination you're you're right here between supinated and pronated that is better for your wrist in computer science everyone who programs has a vocabulary that could make themselves hard to understand but you're considered an idiot if you do that you know no one's impressed by you using words that aren't in everybody else's vocabulary thanks woody i'm sorry i didn't think you were doing that i thought you were like i was literally mocking the fact that that those uh online fitness guys will yeah we'll talk about all right do you want me to give you a good tip to always remember supinate and pronate i do when your hand is supinated you can hold soup

oh that's great you'll never forget it yeah no that's what i needed thank you uh if you could just teach me east and west on the resort and tarkov we'll be all set well it's the it's backwards you got it now left is west and right is east from where what's no no it's not see it's hard i didn't mean to derail no it is it is i always ask my chat that's what i do when you approach right is uh to the right are you approaching the heli side or. Are you approaching from the heli side or the tennis court side? Yeah, approach from the heli side. Okay, and then it's... Because Rock Passage is on the other side.

You wouldn't really approach from there often. I don't anyway. Okay, yeah. Depends on the spawn. Yeah. Anyway, I was just calling out something that I've been taught a thousand times and don't know. Soup in your hand when you're supinated and prone, obviously, is laying down Anyway, I was just calling out something that I've been taught a thousand times and don't know. Yeah.

Soup in your hand when you're supinated. And prone, obviously, is laying down. So maybe palm down. Okay. The prone thing. But supinated. But I watch a fair amount of fitness YouTubers. And I feel like they'd be doing themselves a service. If they did want to use those words, if they just throw in a five-second tutorial.

I watch Derek, More Plates, More Dates, all the time. And my comprehension is improving all the time. did want to use those words if they just throw in a five second tutorial you know i watch derrick more plates more dates all the time and my comprehension is improving all the time but it's not at 100 still you know i i still sometimes get lost as he talks about some drug or whatever i don't know you know it's a little lost from here and there yeah it is uh it he is he's sometimes he's speaking to someone a lot more educated about biology than we are yeah yeah and like i said i've become more educated by watching his videos but i'm just not at 100 comprehension i don't know if i will be you just want to be like all right hang on hang on a minute so which is better i don't care about the study a or b just just say one and i'll go if he did a

too long didn't read at the end that would have a lot of value for me um i would really like that he did a video recently he's like your mom should watch this one and it was all about women's hormones and i'm like low-key my wife should watch this i sent it to her i think we're gonna call him i think i think we're gonna freaking drug her up i what was the recommendation is it hormone therapy of some kind like a cocktail yeah yeah and um is it like um estrogen estrogen is one of them yeah i actually you're getting i have a hard time repeating it i felt like i understood at the time and now I understand 10% of it. But there's estrogen and maybe something with the P. Is there like a progestin?

I forget. Progesterone? Possibly. And the video is long. It's like 20 minutes. And he spends a lot of time talking about bad options. You know, like, here's a thing that you don't want to do because it has this, this, and this, and that. And I'm like, I'm getting a little lost in the details.

Can we skip the don'ts and just cover the do's? If we're drugging Jackie. Yeah. All right. The drug that bikini models take is called Oxandrolone. All right. Uh-huh. Five milligrams a day.

It's all you need. All she needs. Well, I'll mention that. I'm like, we need some Oxandrolone. It's fucking 10 cc's of libido should be doing farmer cares you just hear like these manly grunts from the workout room and you're like oh i'm hitting it hard in there you hear that clink clink of like 225 like set up and down you're like oh my boy's a man you

walk in there jackie's like spot me dude while we're doing um like improvement shit i met with an orthodontist today i am i took colin to the orthodontist recently it was yesterday and um i was like hey if you have like can you check me out see if i'm a candidate because um he does invisalign and uh um invisalign is not a candidate for everyone like if you're really out there they can't do it for you the guy that i'm going to is like the biggest invisalign person on the east coast like he does a lot of it i don't know if he's a founder he's something he's not just a regular guy and he's's like, yeah, man, I do the hard cases. Like there's, you'll be fine. So then, um, he couldn't see me though. Cause I had a mask on

for the COVID stuff. So, um, they, uh, they scanned me when he was gone. He looked at my scan and he's like, bro, I thought like when you asked if you were too far gone that you would be hard. He's like, this is not a difficult case at all. 15 months. And obviously, you could do Invisalign. And I'm like, I don't really want the anchors all over. I'm on camera all the time. And he's like, yeah, we can do no anchors.

It probably won't come out quite as well. We can do anchors just on the back teeth. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm in. You think you're going to do it? A very good chance. Yeah. Yeah. I think actually i'll just send them a check tomorrow and when they so they take this thing and they get like a 3d scan of your teeth and um from there they order the invisalign and it'll come in like two or three weeks so i think i'm gonna do it and it like 15 months from now i'll be 15 months older either way might as well be

that with straight teeth what's the cost 4,500 i think something like that that's less than i would think for dental stuff okay yeah no i i thought it was like 2,500 for braces i just had it in my head that might be what braces what hopes were in like you know eight years ago or something i think i only had to have braces for like a year and i think it ran like two grand 2500 or something like that yeah okay maybe it depends how long you have but it was like traditional braces with like anchors everywhere and the wires and shit that's what i had um i've told it before but did fast forward i had braces they gave me a new kind of retainer which is very similar to what invisalign is. It broke in two weeks. They broke my mold so they couldn't easily get me new ones.

And then the whole effort just kind of like, let's just forget about it. That's how it went down. And I had braces for like two and a half years because I missed appointments and I sucked. And so I had braces for like two and a half years and then i wore a retainer for two weeks and here i am i remember my dentist telling me that i broke more brackets than any patient he's ever had before and i think most of it was with hockey like wearing the mouth guard and like scraping those off like i would go in you know how if you broke a bracket the wires held it on you could kind of move that one up and down, pull it away from your teeth.

There were times I would go in there like after a hockey tournament or something. I'd be like, I need you to fix me up. And I could like pull down and like five of them are just all off. And you'd be like, oh, this happened recently, right? Nah, three months ago. Or three weeks ago, whatever. Still getting tangled in my mustache though so you gotta get this you're 12 ocean city is a city so you can get everywhere without like being driven so my

parents never took me to the orthodontist it was always on me and some days the surf would be good and i just prioritize that some days i'd just be late like i don't know i was detention in school that i had detention in school so often that for me a school day was just an hour longer than everyone else it was like i had one more class where you weren't allowed to talk or move and uh um anyway so i would be late for my they had on paper like everybody this is me and all their other clients or patients i guess they're called at the same time and if you arrived late they'd write your late they'd say that you attended in orange and if you skipped it it'd be in red and all these other people were all black all black everything they never missed an appointment

and then there's me all orange and red just orange and red orange and red with a dot of black like once a year i'd make an appointment on time. I was the worst. I think that's tied into why, like when my retainer broke, they're like, whatever. We thought you were gone. You're gone. I got fired. I think I'm supposed to be wearing a retainer with my fake teeth now. Pretty sure I lost it in the move. I don't know where it is, but my dog would always get to my retainer and chew it up and ruin it.

It was the same style you're talking about, Woody, where it's like a clear piece of plastic. So a dog can destroy that thing in like 10 seconds. And they kept getting destroyed, and then they would keep making new ones. And finally I was just like, these are $50 a pop. Like every time we went, it was $50 more. So it just gave up. And they kind of stayed, I was just saying.

I was going to ask you. They look straight to me. Are they straight to you who would know yeah the top ones are fine yeah yeah as long as you have the top ones on point like i never bother with the bottom ones anyway like i like a there's like a little little crookedness there but like i don't fucking care like yeah you hardly even see people's bottom teeth when they talk i'm having bigger issues like my my top two are pretty good the two on the side are good to look at but i can feel with my tongue that they're out of place the bigger issue is like i have to floss every meal because there's crowding in front which means there's spacing and back and food gets stuck so i just live a lifestyle with floss there's

floss at this table there's floss downstairs in the kitchen there's floss in my glove compartment there's there's floss everywhere because i i needed to eat almost and um my with the crowding in front it's like pushing my two front teeth from the bottom pushing and i just i don't like the way that they contact and i'm like let's just fix this you know yeah just get it done yeah that'll be good it's that easiest solution yeah so so uh oh go ahead kyle i was gonna I was going to talk about the UFC event that we watched the other night. Woody and I were texting back and forth throughout it. At the end of the championship fight, so I hate Daniel Cormier. Everybody knows that. Because he's a good guy.

This is a silly thing, but carry on. Even I know. There's a lot of reasons I don't like him, right? I don't like that fake tough guy thing he does when he comes in. I even texted you right as he did it. like time for daniel's mean face and he came okay this is mean face who comes to the ring oh i'm angry at you steepay like like it kind of doesn't fit right no you're not yeah it doesn't fit just come in there and smile and look like you're happy to be there which is the truth like i i don't like that but also you know

i don't i just don't have a lot of respect for him as a fighter i guess he should have been a middleweight anyway but but for some reason he's fighting like 50 60 pounds heavier than he should be fighting some reason can i add on to that yeah like joe rogan and all these experts seem to think that he belongs at heavyweight that he's great at heavyweight he looks so strong and so fast this is his weight class bro like you said he literally has 40 to 60 pounds of fat on him how can that be his version of peak performance at 205 he fought at about 235 does that sound right 236 um somewhere in there high close to 240 the dude's fat at 205. At 205, he has no abs.

I think I'm thinner than him than he is at 205. Yeah, your body fat percentage is definitely lower. Yeah. His body fat percentage is probably fucking 35. Right? So now it's a little tough and most weight classes are separated by like 10. That particular one is separated by 20. It goes 185 to 205.

So it's a big drop. But I just think he would have been maybe the greatest 185 pounder ever. But all the experts tell us that we're wrong, that he belongs at 240. He would have looked like Yoel Romero. He should be walking around like Yoel Romero, ripped as fuck. They always talk about like, how does Paolo Costa make the weight? How does Daniel Cormier make the weight? Look at him.

Good God. That's what it should have been. That's what it should have been like. But instead, his belly button is misshapen. He's so overweight that his belly button is doing weird stuff. Chinese eye thing? Is that racist to say? Worse than that that like no it looks

like a like a pentagon like it's a it like it's trying it's being pulled in so many different ways by the the fascial tissues like like his the the biggest fight of the night is is when daniel cormac the biggest struggle of the night is his waistband it's. Those fight shorts are just going, ah! There's a piece of me that's like, Daniel, were you embarrassed to tell them your actual size? Right? When they asked your size, were you hopeful when you gave it to them?

Why didn't you say, give me a large, extra large, and a double X, just in case Popeyes. Did he fight Miocic? Yes, Miocic. Okay, so I'm looking at the picture of them and first of all did mio cheech one right yes he did okay well this guy on the

left mio cheech you could shave with his jawline and he is absolutely shredded and huge cormier here is doing that thing in this like weigh-in photo where his fat is folding down the top of his shorts onto itself yeah and he can share i texted woody uh during the um during their face off like like the night of the fight i said um miochic looks like he's ready to invade fucking poland yeah cormier looks like he's ready to invade a kfc and like look even with cormier looks like he's ready to invade a KFC and look even with Cormier being the bigger bulkier dude look at their arms look at their shoulders like Mio Cicic even though he's way taller way thinner he's just

as built who do you think wins a strongman contest just looking at the picture if you were to use the picture oh man that'd be Cormier the belly is an advantage in some of those leverage events oh the pulling up the atlas stone you're grabbing those atlas stones and you're rolling stuff over

your body and trying to like get it up to your upper body things that you can't grab and like like as as much as we're frustrated by the fact that he doesn't get his body fat under control even by fight night the dude's just solid he's got this back that must have strength for days i've seen him pick up other fighters and drop them on their head and what he did to dan henderson dan henderson is a very good wrestler too but when he went in there with cormier he just didn't look like he he looked like i was in there with him or something like yeah but the end result is always but how much better would he be if he was 50 pounds lighter, right? If he was 15% body fat, how hardcore would Daniel Cormier have been? I don't know shit about this sport, but look at the two of these guys standing here.

That guy on the right has no business being in the same weight class as the guy on the left. He did beat him once. Why not? Beat him one out of three times. Yeah. And it was close-ish at times he denner cormier is one of the more talented fighters of all time but you guys are getting the point right making 30 40 pounds lighter whatever it is and he's thrashing people down

he's one of the greatest of all time yeah he would have been the greatest of all time i believe if if he could have fought at 185 like if you take that guy and put him in the 185 pound class and you just cut the fat away to make him 185 and keep the muscle. Oh, my God. He would have beaten Anderson Silva. And he did it 205. And then there wouldn't have been another 185-er who beat Daniel Cormier in his reign. Still. Like right now, he'd be champion of 185.

You think Israel Adesanya is going to fucking have anything to do with him? No. No. Paulo Costa? Yoel Romero? No. He romero no he's gonna out wrestle them all he might he's gonna outstrike most of them it wouldn't be i mean those are not easy fights but i think i'd pick dc i think i'd pick hypothetical thin dc yeah hypothetical thin dc is what is the scariest man on the planet but but what's kind of sad is because because he was always 30 to 50 pounds overweight, he had to fight fucking John Jones and Stipe Miocic, who are two of the greatest of all time at heavyweight and light heavyweight respectively.

Or not respectively. Backers respectively. I did the reverse order. What we have on the screen doesn't show Stipe's physique. reverse order but what we have on the screen doesn't show steep a's physique but steep a's physique to me is a really amazing natural physique like he doesn't have some of the telltales of steroids where his lats aren't crazy his deltoids and traps and normal traps that look like he's working out not juicing right yeah his deltoids are proportional to his biceps like he he just uh he looks like a guy who works out a lot

and is a good athlete yeah he's six he's a genuinely nice guy like like super nice you see him in the press conferences he might be nicer than daniel cormier daniel cormier was like talking shit like on the build-up of this fight obviously to sell tickets you know he's not a mean guy, but, but like Steve, Steve pay is like, I'm not even gonna pretend like I'm a bad guy.

Um, yeah, Daniel said a lot of bad things and none of it really got, there was a thing or two I didn't care for all of it, but I know why he's doing it. He's a great guy. I wish him the best, a lot of respect for him. And whatever happens during our next fight,

I just wish him the best in life and you're just like um we're really trying to sell tickets to you here if you could pull out a little wwe fuck his mother in the ass type of kind of stuff could you channel john jones for like 30 seconds here and get an extra 100k on the pay-per-view no no you can't okay we'll go save some more people you firefight firefighting MMA fighter. All right. Yeah, he still works as a firefighter. I would love to see a friendly off where it's like, good luck, Cormier.

No, no, good luck, Stipe. Good luck to you. I hope that you win and you make your family proud. Shut the fuck up, Cormier. You're going to win and your family is going to carry you through the streets in joy. Oh, Stipe, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like that so much. But guess what? You're winning this

one, buddy. Paul's going to let me through the pearly gates for this sort of charity I'm doing. Sometimes they are really nice. I've seen face-offs between girls where they just both break out into a dance contest. They're just being silly. I think it was

Shevchenko. I want to say the other girls started... Also, Michelle Watterson. I've seen her dance at the face-offs. Michelle and Paige dance together. Paige... Van Zant, I'm looking for. That's a pay-per-view I would actually pay for.

Paige Van Zant's going to Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship. Is that where she landed? I hope they ruin her. what i actually pay for um what was page van zandt's going to bare knuckle fighting championship is that where she landed i hope they ruin her page van zandt if people don't follow mma is hot right now all the mma women are kind of hot right because they're fitness chicks they're so they they even if they're not gifted with beauty they're pretty fucking hot on way and day with their you know they're all the most them. I sent you that picture of that cross-eyed goblin the other night. She wanted to. That goblin woman of Mordor, of Orthanc.

Even she looked good from the nose down. I was so struck by the goblin woman of Orthanc. She's a little stronger than she was in my memory. I remember you said we made some jokes in the chat on't worry i always see the kicks coming what did you say taylor eyes in the back of my head eyes on the back of her head always got one eye on the prize i think van zandt could be a model there's a couple luke rock is a model like she does modeling okay i roger that do you think she She is a model. Like, she does modeling. Okay. Roger that.

Do you think she could be a model if she was never a fighter? Right? Like, some of the fighters are movies. I think she could be a Hooters waitress. For sure, she could be a Hooters waitress. I think she could be the leading tip getter at a strip club. I don't know if she'd be a model model. Maybe.

I don't know. Maybe not in the weekends. But she could be. maybe not in the weekends but she could be you know on the weekends she'd be a thursday night stunt thursday night smoke show let's go boys you can put her on the tuesday afternoon crew number one by a lot all those c-section scars and do you ever go to a strip club in the middle of the day no that, that sounds just so sad. Oh, I've been. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. You go in the middle of the day. Are the girls below your standards, though?

Oh, yes. They're below my standards on the weekends at the strip club I was going at. They were fucking snaggled, duped, and rough. I'll never forget. I see a girl I went to high school with on stage, and I'm just like, oh, this is going to be awkward. I better leave. And she's like, hey.

I'm just, I guess it won't be awkward at all. She has no shame. I have a very familiar face. You do not know me. That would be funny if you did it right. You think you know me? What was the situation that that happened, Kyle, where you're like, ah, afternoon time. Was it just, I got to kill

time, or you wanted to just get an eyeful of whatever? Man, there was this strip club that somehow snuck its way into my small hometown one time called Cafe Risque, and they got their permit by claiming that they were like a family burger restaurant, and they do

serve burgers there. They do have food, but it was a fucking strip club and it's a chain of strip clubs that mostly exists uh in florida i think but cafe risque i've heard of that like they've got like sex toys and one little creepy area and then a single pole i want to say like maybe just like one pole one stage and we would go to play pool because because like it was right there it was local the drinks were cheap and we could shoot pool and we like go to play pool because because like it was right there it was local the drinks were cheap and we could shoot pool and we like to shoot pool we like scott and i would play all the time

like he had a table at his house but like if it was late at night his dad was asleep can't be breaking pool so we'd be like you know i want to keep playing his dad would be like i'm going to bed shut her down and i'd be like man, I want to keep playing pool. He's like, yeah, me too. Let's go to Cafe Risque. And so we'd go there a lot and just shoot pool. And like it was never it really was about shooting the pool and not because the girls were so ugly. Really?

They were so rough. There's not even one where you'd be like, oh, this one, you know, passes the bar. No, I wouldn't fuck any of them. No. Like it was real bad. Like they were there were fours like bad teeth and scars and like just just just rough looking ladies just real rough i haven't been to strip club for a long long time but i have been to one that fits that description and it was just like literally like I was younger right so these women are like over 40 overweight and not like not they're not I wouldn't talk to

them if they hit on me at the bar I would think why did you think we were in the same league right like I'm a little insulted that you think you have a shot right i'm like young at this point and and uh i i don't know if i go to a strip club i want that reverse situation to be true i want them to think i'm hot because i have uh two dollar bills honey yeah yeah i've been to some really nice ones yeah distill that that's what it is we all went to some really nice ones. Yeah, distill that. That's what it is. We all went to a really nice one in L.A. one time after that Call of Duty tournament or whatever. And then in Ohio, we went. I don't go to a lot of strip clubs.

I never have. But then we went to one in Ohio once where it was two stories. Like there was an upstairs and a downstairs. Both were strip clubs. But the pole went up, and instead of attaching to the ceiling, it went through a hole in the ceiling up to the next floor up. So every now and then, some crazy bitch would just come spinning upside down from a floor above like you hadn't even seen her yet. She would enter from the ceiling like Batman or something.

You're just like, whoa! And she's spinning like crazy, and then one of those big platform shoes comes flying off and hits our fucking table it was a hell of a show i you want a hell of a show so i was really young at this point i think i got to the strip club on a fake id and in philadelphia there are two classes of strip clubs one is you can buy alcohol there and those girls they can get topless but they can't go bottomless. Yeah. Two, you have to bring your own alcohol,

which I didn't, I didn't even want alcohol, but fucking anything seems to happen. You know, like, like I sounds like a better kind. People were like fucking there. They would do shows where like the girl would go on the bar in like the missionary position

they produce maraschino cherries from her pussy and guys would eat them and i'm like no thank you like i that's like a pickle yeah that's one from last show i love those flastic cherries wow that signature i wonder if there's anyone from the philly area who's like that still happens i know what you're talking about i have this idea that it's gone i don't know if it's true but yeah shit that like those we took my buddy there the last time i went for his um bread and butter cherries. Yeah. Well, it was his. You drink the juice. Honeymoon. Oh, he got married about the time I did.

So it was 25 years ago or something. But yeah, we took him there for his honeymoon. And it was fucking everything I said it was. Women would fuck on like you'd buy a lap dance and women would fuck on there. There were women on the bar doing more public shows where like things would come in and out of their pussy and then just lame stuff like guys eating whipped cream off women's boobs and stuff but like boo right but even like i think at a real show club you can't even touch the boobs right no not unless you put your hands on there right

but to lick your hands and put them on their tits that's fine okay that happened but you haven't had put chocolate sauce on her boobs and lick them clean that's like this place there's something about strip clubs it's just like this is seedy like it and it's not even like the stripping going on it's the lateral looks that i'll make as i'm sitting there at the stage that i'm like oh no i'm here i'm one of these guys right now you're like you're like looking at all the losers around you're like wait i'm with them though yeah i know because you want to sit there and be like the fucking look oh no no we all paid ten dollars for this didn didn't we? But like, I hear you, right? But I wasn't. You know, I'm like 21 years old with abs and a tan.

You know, I'm a lifeguard. Like, I could have been a stripper. And I'm like, do these girls like me for me or my money? Because I have a shot, I think. There was one time I went to a strip club. This is pretty recent. They all have boards. All the strip clubs, or most of the good strip clubs here, are in East St. Louis. Like, if you've ever seen the movie bruno where he's

fucking around and all those strip clubs with uh all the black people in there those black strip clubs that's all east st louis that's where he was doing that and so all the really good strip clubs it's known they're in east st louis and i went to one i was it was after some show that my girlfriend and i went to this is probably a year ago and i was just my girlfriend and I went to. This was probably a year ago. And I was just fucking wasted. And we get to the strip club and I'm to the point where I'm like, I just don't care about this. It was her idea to go. And we're sitting at the bar getting something to drink before we go sit down.

And I meet this guy who his job was climbing up those really tall towers to replace things and do things. And I swear, she was like, come on, let's go sit and watch dancers. And I'm like, no, this guy I'm really liking his stories. The first 25 minutes I sat there and he's regaling me with these stories of almost falling. He was

probably doing the... He could have lied 100% to me. I don't know enough about that industry, but it seemed real at the time. You know what scares me? So what do you think it takes to get to the top, 25 minutes? Oh, some of them are outrageous. It depends how tall. It'll take like an hour for some of them.

Okay, all right, cool. Let's call a 45-minute work up there. Sometimes weather comes fast, you know? What if lightning rolls in unexpectedly? We've all in our life seen a thunderstorm sort of pop up out of nowhere. It happens to paragliders a lot because they like conditions where there's rising air and it gets what they call overdeveloped. That turns into a thunderstorm quickly. Yeah, like what this guy was talking about was it was literally like that Opie and Anthony video and a video where they're climbing up that spire and Jim's freaking out when when they get to the top and he's like how do you get down what do you do like he's freaking

out about falling off he's like you'd have to send a helicopter up and get me but yeah he was like talking about like that that video the full video that they were commenting i think it's like 45 minutes long 45 minutes of continuous climbing Yeah. They're just going and going. You were talking about paramotoring. It reminded me. Have you gotten the new flight simulator game? I downloaded it. I haven't even started it yet.

I need a USB hub. It should be here today. So Mitty's got it. He's got his joystick and everything, and he's pretty fucking good at it. It didn't look realistic to me at all. Okay. It looked like flying in Grand Theft Auto because he's got a 747. And he was trying. I come at i get i come in here i sit down i look at discord and in the the patreon discord

midi is streaming to like five or six people and i'm like well let's see what the old boy's doing and i click in there it's immediately evident what he's doing he He's trying to 9-11 the Freedom Tower. He's on an approach vector at about 1,500 feet of altitude in the middle of Manhattan. And in the distance, there's the fucking Freedom Tower. And I'm like, should you be doing this? I don't know if I feel comfortable with this. He's like, we're going in the game there's an invisible bubble around the freedom tower which prevents you from 9-11 it so i just watched him goof around for a little while and he starts doing fucking barrel rolls in a 747

and and it's just taking it and then he's like you know what i'm gonna do a loop and he does a loop with this thing and he and he pulls it out and then he does another loop but he's too low so the belly of the plane like hits the ground and i would expect the plane to burst into flames and the fuselage to come apart it just goes dunk and like bounces up and continues to fly like it's gta or there's a different settings on like so i haven't played it yet but i watched a lot of youtube videos in anticipation. And there's a lot of like automatic things where damage doesn't bother your plane. Different levels of autopilot, different levels of control. So you can

make it so that it is like Grand Theft Auto easy, perhaps. And then you can make it so you nearly have to be able to pilot a plane to fly it. Okay. Based on the videos I saw. I saw that Bruce Green, who thank you for rating me last night, Bruce, he is streaming a real-time flight from Los Angeles to Dubai. So it's going to be a 15-hour and 50-minute flight. What the fuck is wrong with him? They've been flying for six and a half hours now, apparently. Is it just on autopilot?

And he's just in the clouds but what i like is look at the little setup they have they made a cockpit like cam for themselves that little outfits they're in he's got a pilot's hat on i know it's great i like it yeah that's cool i'm down i give it a thumbs up see i like that but then's like, what do you do for the other 14 hours? Yeah, so I'm torn about that. Like, my streams prefer me just chatting to actually playing a game. I think if I put this on and did a just chatting session for four hours, they'd like the stream. That's a good call. Yeah.

Well, this is the perfect game to do it. They're like, do something. I am doing something. I'm getting my passengers safely to dubai yeah 15 hours and 15 minute duration this is the longest flight ever entire royal families on the plane so i was streaming tarkov last night and i guess that you can get this game early if you like use a vpn or change the system clock on, who knows what? And my chat is all nagging me, flight simulator,

flight simulator. And I'm like, no, playing this. And I don't want to fuck around with a VPN and all that other stuff. Unless he sponsors, at which point they're wonderful. So anyway,

there, and I'm getting these updates like Hutch is doing T Martin's flying over Mount Everest right now. This is so amazing. Everyone's hitting like the major landmarks and finding interesting stuff. The Freedom Tower 9-11, that's not funny at all. If I download this game, which I won't, I'm going straight to the Bermuda Triangle. I'm going to solve the Amelia Earhart thing.

It's a little expensive if you don't want it. That's where she went down. Fine, then I'll solve something. Who cares? I'll solve the mystery. I'm sure you will. What was it? Oh, so I think I paid like $150 for the game

because I got the version with the other planes and stuff. There's one plane in particular that's only in the highest version that I wanted. I have dreams of actually having it, but it's stupid. And then I needed a joystick and a throttle and rudders for your feet, and that was like $250. So you're in it for like $400.

Holy shit. By the way, an hour of flight lessons is $100, where they put you in a real goddamn airport. I've done that. Just saying. Yeah, but you can die at that. Yeah. I've told this before.

He's a paramotor pilot. do you think he cares about his life strong point that's true i uh uh i was flying from airport to airport on my paramotor we had trouble i broke a prop this guy there was actually a fan of my flight videos and he was a cfi a certified flight instructor and he took me up and let me fly and i have i told this so he i launched the plane and it went really well and then we flew around we were doing cool shit like wing overs and stalls and stuff that like i felt like he was um he thought that i could fly because he'd see me fly the paramotor so much and he's like this is the trimmer you know what that does already and i'm just pretending that i agree with him because they do something very different

because there are trimmers on a paramotor but that's they do like they're not for making the thing go straight or fly level that that's not what they do so uh but i sort of faked it like i knew what it was and uh then we go into land and he's like all right you know now you land it and this and that he's coaching me along the way. And landing the glide ratio is so much better on a plane than it is on a paramotor that it's fucking, like it's messing with me. I'm feeling like we're barreling into these trees. Like we're in a situation where if the motor doesn't work,

we're all gonna die. And I was like, all right, you have the plane. He said, no, right? We're landing. And he refused to land the plane he made me do it and it worked out but i was like you can't say no i've had way too much to drink i'm freaking out yeah and we're going in. We're like 100 feet off the ground.

And I'm like, no, I can't do it. I'm going to level with you. I handle baggage claim, but I've always wanted to do it. You see those people out on the ground waving their arms frantically. That's the pilot. This is his plane. This is stolen, you know. It didn't strike you as odd that I was waving around glow sticks?

I thought you were just into raves or something you know I still have that stuff on you just kidnapped me and that's what I'm telling them a really good game that I thought wouldn't be that fun and I bought it was Fall Guys it's this silly little ridiculous mini game and you just race and do mini games and it doesn't

take that long it's got that fast cycle that i like in games where it's like you lose fuck it out jump back in like like it's like five rounds where it's constantly eliminating 50 people to get to the end and win and if you lose in like round two you just back out and start again you don't have to sit and watch which i enjoy but it's a bunch of fun you should maybe it's not your cup of tea woody i don't know i think you have a good time goofing around with it i was having a good time last night i played for three hours i never won but i did make it to the finals like four or five times i mean i finished like fourth at one point here's what i don't want in a game i didn't like when there was a trend of pretending you were scared at slenderman right there was this game called slenderman everyone would like fucking fake cry i'm so scared why

did i get here in life i don't know what i'm doing and i was like these are the gayest fucking lamest fakest videos ever on youtube you're just pretending to be scared of this game now i played it actually and it was a little more frightening than i thought it was going to be but it's still 90 fake and a lot of these people were putting out this is like a fucking genre they made this is the 97th time i played it and i'm still pretending to be scared horseshit go ahead kyle you're looking to say something we should play the four have you played the forest no is that a group game i'll play oh let me so the thing is that whole fake reaction genre is not my cup of tea i like actively detest it so i've watched a couple fall guy videos and you know whatever the guy falls

through a hole and he's laughing hysterically and between my ears i'm like that's just fake laughing you're just pretending that this is funny you're just acting like this is a joy if you are alone in your room with no one watching you barely crack a smile at that event but you're on stream and you're acting for everybody and i don't like it i feel yeah i think that what do you think like there's there's something to say about like this wasn't around Twitch for the Slenderman thing but I feel ya there's definitely people in this one I haven't seen granted I don't watch streams really but I haven't

seen like the people cracking the fuck up when they die I definitely was getting more frustrated at the game than I thought I would raging at it like round one if I die round one who fucking cares I'm like whatever jump back in next time okay like when i'm on the final one and there's and i see on the counter there's four

total people left of the 50 that started and i die and i'm so i'm sniffing at the win of all 50 like i was getting pretty pissed because i was like in my head i was like holding out hope i'm like dude you're you're better at this than you're giving yourself credit. Come on. Come on. You could actually win. And then when you lose, it actually is frustrating. But I get what you're saying with the whole contrived, fake, make it something that it's not.

But regardless, it's a silly little game. I think you might have fun with it. Let's watch this trailer. It's a minute and 30 seconds. So this is one of my favorite games. It's a group game. That's it. Oh, it's been out. The sequel is coming out in like a year or so uh i'm pumped for the sequel this is such a cool game i'm ready

this game is scary like like i have i have screamed in this game we've all screamed in this game me and all my friends everybody i know has this i mean if i'll download this i'll buy it if you guys don't want to play it together. Check it out. Stream it, yeah. We should do PKA Place at some point. But anyway, back on topic. Ready, set, play. Oh, that's some spooky swimming. Is he sick with those dots?

No. That's a lot of babies. That's a strong dude yeah they're they have advanced past the bow and arrow now they got a full problem you never advance past the bow and arrow okay I didn't phrase it right but they're doing some good construction

yeah I didn't phrase it right, but they're doing some good construction. I know what you mean, though. This looks sick. Let's play it. I'm with Kyle. Are you at all interested in doing a three-way squad stream of this game? Maybe. I don't know. I have to think about it. I'd have a lot of stuff to set up this is such a crazy game though like it is complicated and it takes a lot just so like or just woody and i could so there's like all these missions you have to do and there's a huge

there's a storyline so it's not competitive at all it's co-op and you're just you crash land on this island and uh you have to explore all these caves to find pieces of a puzzle and you're just, you crash land on this Island and, uh, you have to explore all these caves to find pieces of a puzzle. And you're, what happens at the beginning, you're, you're the father and you're with your son and the son is kidnapped. And you watch this guy with like, his like in like full body paint, steal your son away and run off with him in the forest. And so you're trying to like solve the mystery of where this guy took him and what he is and what this island is all about and uh it's a pretty fleshed out story did you say already they get there from a plane crash that's what the trailer yeah like okay yeah as soon as the game begins you you're that happens like you're in the plane like talking

to your son like yeah blah blah blah blah and then you're seeing the deal then like the airbags come down the plane starts breaking up and you fucking crash. Oh, I already bought this. Yeah, I got this. And there's a lot of like, there's a lot of cave diving and you never get any good weapons. Like that never happens in a lot of,

in a lot of horror games. It's only scary at the beginning, but by the end you're just fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger with a goddamn minigun. That never happens. Right. By the end. I like the thought of that. I'm being sold on it. Yeah. Yeah. You're with a goddamn mini gun. That never happens. I like the thought of that.

I'm being sold on it. Yeah. You're not getting your machine gun. You never end up with a Gatling gun. You're mowing them down the whole time. You're struggling with what looks like a camping hatchet and a bow and arrow. Yeah. Camping hatchet, bow and arrow and spears.

Spears are probably the better way. Did I see that? What? Explosives. I thought I saw explosives in the trailer. You can make the... They're expensive to make, and I think one of the components that you need to make... You have to find components to make weapons, right?

You have to craft everything you have. So making a bow is easy. I don't remember what the ingredients are, but it's like sticks and leaves or something. This might be a better stream than Minecraft was. Yeah. Yeah, and I still... That that was fun the sequel looks really cool uh with i've been playing uh among us with the uh the patreons over there which is one of those imposter games where like um there's like eight or ten of us like running around inside this like spaceship trying to each of us has a mission and a task

but two of us are imposters and and and they're murdering us as we go and you sort of have to play like detective like i don't know i saw kyle a minute ago he looked like he was working on the windows but maybe he did kill chiz and it's there's they're like voting sessions where you try to vote out who you think the imposter is and so there's a lot of backstabbing where like you'll be the imposter but you're like i saw him do it i swear i saw him do it he did it and they'll vote the guy out anyway and how many players do you need for this uh i don't know i don't know what would be ideal we play with eight or ten that'd be fun yeah i'd like to do it's like mafia what about the forest i have two questions about the forest what's the

ideal player count and let's pretend there's five if three show up the next day do they like should they like not play until we can get everyone together we were playing with anywhere from two or three to like six or eight i want to say and it really and and it kind of mattered if you missed out but not a lot like the way i remember it like the island is is like has caves all over these cave systems that you have to go down into and explore and each cave like some of the caves you go in you like you get like special items that you're going to eventually need for like the main fight so like a i want to say a climbing axe was one of them the like a red rebel style climbing axe was like crucial toward like the end game because it allows you to like climb up rock faces but um it takes a long time to beat like it takes i don't know like if you speed ran it it would probably take like six or

eight hours or something like that. But if you're just playing every night and trying to have fun at the same time and not always just be on rails, it would take several days. We've been playing Codenames, too. We're playing Codenames for money tonight. I'm not playing Codenames.

I'm not surprised. Codenames is my favorite game in the world. It is the meanest game I know. It is meaner than Rust. It is great. I am the grand champion of Codenames right now in the Patreon Discord. I think I'm like eight and two or something like that over the last two nights. Chiz doesn't really play it anymore, but I messaged Chiz.

I was like, hey, these guys want to play for money. He's like, oh, really? Fancy. He loves gambling. Betting. So I think Vavity, the medical military guy, I think he wants to play for money too. So I think me and Chiz are going to face off against him and his partner.

Vavity wants to play Larry the Strong. They want to play each other, I should say, in a Call of Duty 1v1. Now, people don't know, Larry Strong is a very good Tarkov player, and he plays Little Cod. Volvity is one of the greatest Cod players, like pub stomping, like one of the highest ranked. I think he's, like, top less than 1% in kills. Like, he's very good.

KD, the whole thing. And they want me to live stream it like sort of a why'd you stream that shit reenactment it might be fun yeah they uh it's like they want to i was going to last night i think but it just they fell apart i don't know i was there yeah you were streaming a lot yesterday. I just got into it. No, I hadn't streamed much lately because I hurt my back. Sitting isn't something you want to do for seven hours in a row. Well, last night I just got into it and I was having a good time. Nice.

I'm going to stream after this. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm not going to do fall guys or just chatting. I'm going to shower after this. We started the show at 7 p.m. I was mowing up until about 6 55 we just finished it i'm sitting in a soaked through pair of boxers and some shorts yeah it's not cool before before we cut the show off let's uh let's watch this trailer for sons of

the forest which is the sequels of the forest see See, the forest is an older game now. It's probably five years old if I'm off the top of my head. That's great. Sons of the Forest. Yeah. It looks better than the trailer on a nice PC, though. I will say that. I am. I'm ready.

Resizing it. Ready, set, play. So this time, you're like a group of mercenaries or military personnel so okay things are going to be a little different you're not just a random guy so see there's like mres and weaponry in the in the place demons he knows what he's coming for it's good he reminded himself a demon It's good he reminded himself. A demon. Fucking golem.

I love this music. I love this music. It does set a tone. What am I seeing? A demon of some sort? Some sort of... I'm into it. Freaking demon, yeah. She's got three legs, but only two tits.

I'm still into it. Three arms, I think. Does that mean two pussies? Ooh. Once too many. This is similar to the last game's trailer. I wonder if this is the same location, like that particular thing. Yeah, it'll be the same island, I'm sure.

Like, there's a reason these things are on the island well i don't know my impression was they were going for the like oh my god that crack is back like maybe not yeah maybe so maybe a little callback that they're doing but there's so many of those like like you one of my favorite experiences like me and like four other guys that i always play games with are like playing this for the first time and we don't know what the fuck we're playing we don't know what this is and we start um rappelling down into this hole in the ground there's just a fucking hole in the ground with a rope that leads down into it and we're going like one after another like not not like like on top of each other down the rope and me's at the bottom of the rope.

I'm right above him. And there's three guys above me. And, uh, maybe he gets to the bottom and he goes, Oh my God. Oh my God. They're everywhere. And I look and there's like these, this monster that is comprised of 50 babies all glued together that is screaming and just ripping him to shreds pummeling him and i just look straight up i go up everyone up everyone up everybody reverses course and starts climbing

oh yeah oh yeah uh i'm i'm interested in it i do need to play flight sim my chat was going bonkers nagging me about it um but and also i've been kind of excited about i've been looking forward to it for for about a year now at least nine months i've been watching previews reading every article all the betas they're they'd uh all the teasers they put out on what they did and what they're incorporating into it it you know how um google has like street view and maps and you know they just really have like a pretty much a gazillion pictures of the whole planet well microsoft has a competitor to that and they used it in the flight sim so you actually need good bandwidth to play this game

because it's downloading like everybody's house along the way it is about as interesting to me personally as like truck driving simulator or like train conductor simulator i it's not for me i feel like it's um it's a different kind of stream right like when i watch we'll just take sandy ravage when i watch sandy ravage play cod i'm there to see him somehow win 1v4s all the time like that's that's what i watch a sandy Ravage Cod stream. But I also watch him play truck simulator sometimes. And then I'm there to watch Sandy Ravage talk to the stream, hang out, choose music. He makes good decisions in running his truck simulator business. I would choose bad ones.

He should pick all his employees based on how slutty they look, for example. But he doesn't he looks at their skill sets and he's trying to make money and um anyway like it's i guess you're there for sandy in that stream so yeah on my streams i think half of the people who watch me are a little annoyed at the attention i'm giving tarkov and they might enjoy a 15 hour flight to dubai maybe well you're not getting that on my streams i was thinking about you at the so i did a seven hour stream last night right i would guess like 80 85 of the donations and subs and stuff came in the first half and then if you double your work you get 10 more and i'm like

taylor's kind of onto something with these three hour streams maybe i should do two three hour streams yeah usually by like like four hour three four or five hours i'm like now i'm kind of out of stuff to say like i don't want to i don't want people to feel like i'm dragging on but yeah it definitely starts out with the donos faster up front but there have also been times where like i was having a real slow day for like three four hours and i just decide like you know what i'm just i'm having fun with red dead i'm forging ahead i'm gonna finish this mission and then people will go oh he's not logging off like we thought and then there'll just be a slew of of donations i've definitely had streams where my last hour was better than the first three or four combined yeah i've never had an hour that's

any probably like any of your hours but i um uh yeah that's happened to me i was finishing quests in tarkov okay this wipe in tarkov you start over every so often and this wipe i've been really good at making money but i haven't leveled up as much as last wipe. So I wanted to level up a little bit. And I just got into the game. That's it. Call it a wrap? Sure. Painkiller nearly. 313.