Painkiller Already - PKN #317

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

pkn 317 here we go the boys yeah you guys have been watching that kyle you seemed a little excited i caught up uh i guess i'm four episodes deep now uh i watched them all in like one day uh i like it i like season two season two is uh is going just fine i i heard that uh it's getting critically panned a lot of the critics do not like it but that it's wildly popular with the fans so what's the critique of the critics i didn't even bother delving into it but i just read uh this article where one of the creators maybe yeah one of the creators of the show was like it's really hard when the fans love your show but the critics hate it and i'm thinking like it's better than the opposite yeah yeah better than the opposite like like there's been plenty of shows that like

critics love it but nobody wants to watch it and then you're out of a job in nine months like like this is this is the the scenario you'd like it's good it's so fucking dark um i love the racism that that with this new character the uh the liberty or whatever her name is who's now like so the clue is that she used to be liberty um and her current name is stormfront yeah yeah i love that like uh the x-man who uh hallie berry she's yeah kind of yeah i don't know if you so i i know a little bit about the comic book i think kyle's seen some of the same videos as i have but uh this is not a spoiler i got i got hazed pretty hard for giving away a boy spoiler huge one i was sitting here like oh i hear you but it the the context was this show doesn't

seem to be following the comic book here's a thing that happened in the comic book i have no idea if the show will do it um but i won't say that you gave away bruce wayne's secret identity i have Tourette's it's not my fault kyle kyle i've got Tourette's i just say shit sometimes so bruce wayne i'm not gonna say it again but i can write it to you if i like if you really want to know that's okay but um i'm storm front i don't think this is a spoiler at all they're already like hinting at it if you pay attention she's like a super racist nazi superman and a dude in the comics so it appears that aside from the gender change she's basically the same person in the show and uh we'll see how that plays out i've been brave enough to take on racism i haven't watched any videos at all but um the uh but it's hold on i think taylor's got it wrong if you think that this is

some anti-storm front social no no she just bursts in a building hurts all the black people it's like that's her thing she she's there she's killing an alien lightning yeah she has like lightning storm so not only can she like electrocute you to death and burn you alive if she wants, but she's also got super strength, right? She's stronger than any human being ever would be. That's pretty far from the course. And she can fly. Some of them have lame superpowers, just like X-Men.

There'd be one of them that just, like, what's your power? I look like a frog. Oh, shit. I remember that guy was like, oh, and you're not even that strong, and you're not even the best and you're you're not even the best jumper on your team yeah exactly there's totally a character in the x-men who's just ugly yeah and well no this wasn't toad this was a completely different character this there was a guy who just looked like a frog that'll that'll teach me to dip my toe in the comic book world for

one second i think his name is frog no totally different idiot different guy well anyway um she she's killing this asian guy on a rooftop and uh and for him to use his powers he has to like use his hands to sort of like use telekinesis and she like grabs his wrists and like snaps them 90 degrees just and she's like she's like i think she calls him a yellow monkey or something like that like like storm woman yeah she calls him like a dirty yellow monkey and like fucking like stomps him out like and kills him brutally in front of his sister and then uh and then they like have a flashback to her 70 years ago when she's wearing like this sort of like captain america type uniform with a hood and uh she like stops a black guy who's driving his car and uh and and i don't remember what she was accusing him of doing stealing the car maybe or being part of a robbery that happened he's like

no no it's not me you can check and she's like i don't want to hear your lies jigaboo beats him to death with like two punches like hits him so hard in the face with one punch that his face turns to pulp yeah 70 years ago that wasn't even a bad word no i don't think it is anymore i think it's we've transcended 70 years ago it was a bad work yeah anyway she's super racist she's basically superman but instead of laser vision she has uh storms lightning fingers um yeah i haven't seen her create any wind or rain but she has lightning fingers that much for sure yeah yeah see i always thought about that when i would see a storm i i'm probably misremembering that x-man movie but i remember she like was

flying by the statue of liberty and like summoning storms and that was pretty cool i think she she killed the frog guy in that scene and uh but i always thought like what if you're inside that's you're gonna destroy every building by trying to attack someone with lightning when you're inside you know you're kind of limited to wind inside yeah she's she's got she's got a niche you know where she's good just like aquaman right you know like i'd much rather have the storm power that's a pretty cool we're having a fight in kansas and aquaman is just like i tried to look up aquaman's powers under the the prejudice that

he was actually far more powerful than people gave him credit for. Nay, nay. No, he's not good. He's not good. I tried to make him good. I mean, he's pretty strong. He's listed like, member of the Thousand Pound Club at Gold's Gym. Wow.

I don't know where I got the idea that he was better than he is, but he's not. Superman's over there like, I can destroy a moon. Get out of here, Superman. No one wants to hear it. There's an Aquaman-like character in The Boys. His name is The Deep. And he was a member of The Seven.

The Seven was like the best. They're the highest club of superpowers. That's the one that you aspire to be in. It's the major leagues of this. And he's like, one of his lines was who am i kidding i never belonged in the seven i was a diversity hire he was everybody else was on land and speaking of diversity hires there's a there's a part where they literally try so uh homelander is the superman of uh of this universe and uh but he's

part of like a corporate structure right like like it's you know in the justice league it's just like it's just the heroes there's no corporation but in this there's absolutely a corporation and so there's this lady who is sort of taken over um this position of power where technically speaking she's supposed to delegate to the seven and like handle team hires and that sort of thing and uh and she's she's telling homelander she's like ah i think i've got our new member you want to go check him out he's in the gym he's like oh absolutely absolutely and they go to the gym and there's a blind guy and he's doing like all kinds of acrobatics and he's throwing spears at these dummies and flicking like like uh like throwing

knives into dummies and stuff daredevil yeah like like a super daredevil he's incredibly talented and uh and homelander's just like wow i'm really impressed i'm really impressed this is amazing stuff the guys and stuff before that the guy is like oh homelander it's an honor to meet you and he he's like you can tell it's me like you can see no because he can't see then he's like yeah and uh he acted like i was saying super impressed with this superpower he has and homelander's like i just got one question though what happens if like i and he goes wham and hits both of his ears like simultaneously and the guy drops to the ground screaming in pain with blood gushing out of his ears simultaneously. The guy drops to the ground screaming in pain

with blood gushing out of his ears. He's like, now you're just another useless blind guy. It was great. He super boxed his ears. He didn't make the team? No. Then he reprimanded the woman who's supposed to be his boss that she needs to go through him for all new hires.

It's like, you don't get to choose who's on the seven. Are you crazy? Which is a part about, it's Stormfront, right? That's her name? Yeah. So she was hired and they didn't ask Homelander first. And she's not afraid of Homelander at all. Remember the guy that she hurt and called him a yellow monkey?

Yeah. It's Homelander, right? I have that, right? Yeah. He was like, he's mine. He wanted the fame and the credit for getting this kill. But Stormfront got there first, and she killed him. And then Homelander goes to reprimand her.

I told you that he was mine. And she's like, you snooze, you lose, old man. And I love that dynamic. There's no one else on the planet who isn't afraid of Homelander. Nobody. All the other seven are scared to death. Yes, she's the new seven hire. Oh, I thought she was the bad guy.

Okay. Oh, no. She is the bad guy. They're all bad guys. If you think there's any good superheroes in here, they're bad superheroes. I had it in my head that it was like, they're taking on Storm, the seven-verse Storm this season. I know you got that wrong.

You're like, how brave to go after racism. Oh, no, no, no. Racist character is one of our heroes. It's a G-Scoopton where they kicked the Deep off because now he works at Aqualand in Ohio. The Deep got kicked off, and then two people died. So there's been some open spots lately. Yeah, there was an invisible character,

and they shoved an explosive, and they killed that guy. And was he also the one where they shoved the explosive up his butthole and blew him up? Yeah, he was in a box. And he had this skin that made him impervious to, like, explosions and bullets. And he was really hard to kill. But they were able to put an explosive in his ass and set it off. And he just burst everywhere. It worked.

Modern problems require modern solutions. In theory, though, he shouldn't just burst everywhere modern problems require modern solutions in theory though he shouldn't have burst everywhere if his skin was that protective he should have just blown up on the inside and yeah inflated a little liquid oozed out of his butt right when you shoot a gun underwater

wasn't there another that died even before him yeah there was it happened off show because um star bright didn't replace invisible dude she replaced someone else i can't remember his name oh yeah yeah i don't remember either but um i the show could use some nudity that's my biggest complaint i don't know why like for real like this is an ultra-violent show that has no problem with being so dark and sinister and edgy and subversive. Subversive is the word. Homelander has had this mommy fetish with the woman he killed last season.

I do remember that. the woman he killed last season. So he's making this disgustingly fat guy named Doppelganger who can, as the name might suggest, turn into anyone he wants. And he's got Doppelganger posing as her in lingerie, feeding him milk, and he's sucking on her fingers.

Because they had this breast milk fetish. And the guy like he's like ah like losing the form and like turns back into doppelganger and homelander's like ah he like turns his back on him he's like change back change back right now change back he's like sorry it hurts so much do it and he immediately turns back into her and like like homelander acts like nothing's happened puts his head back in her lap yeah the breast milk fetish this is a grown man i think does he suck on her boob in the first season i forget i think he might breastfeeds yeah yeah um he thank you that because that did suck on her

boob could be a lot of things but he literally breastfeeds in the first season in the second season it's somehow yuckier for him to put his two fingers in a baby bottle yeah it's like it's somehow that's worse than breastfeeding like the way he licks his finger is so like erotic like like like yeah he like dips his finger in there and he's just like right and it's a like like twirling his tongue around the fingers and stuff screws the nipple off to get access to it's it's oh that is so much worse than like some side boob or something that that we're barely getting that yeah there should there should be nudity i don't know why there's not nudity that the actors don't want it you just

hire different actors you know see see that's where one of the ways where game of thrones just nailed it like they hired like porn stars for so many little mini parts that they were just like, who do I have to fuck? They're like, no one, no one. You just gotta take your top off. I was like, yeah, no problem. Bottom's already off. That cool? Yeah. And I'm still getting paid.

I'm not in here. Really? This is quite a gig. They just turned porn into acting. Like, well, just no difference. Have you seen the youtube skit it's not porn it's hbo no oh it's i i can't show it because it'll get caught for sure but be copyright for sure but yeah there's like there's these excited actresses mom mom i got a new part i'm so excited so listen to this i take off my shirt and then he starts to jerk off and he comes on my

tits and her mom is like wait what what no no no it's hbo oh honey we're so proud congratulations my daughter yeah i'll have to show you two schools over and I could be watching Band of Brothers the Pacific. Wow. But yeah, The Boys is outstanding. I don't think I spoiled anything this episode. And it's not safe. I think they're taking some... They're risking getting canceled here and there.

We'll see how it goes. And I really like that they do good stuff this season. Stormfront is outstanding in that she's not afraid of Homelander. I'm digging that dynamic. Is she famous? Is the actress famous? None of the actors are famous. Have you ever seen any of these actors before?

No. Carl Urban, of course. Which one's he? The Butcher. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the only one I can think of. Yeah, and they had the guy who played Bilbo Baggins in the first season, but he got killed. He was the father of Yui.

The guy who played Gus in Breaking Bad is in it? Gustafring. Yes, that guy's in there now he's got a good role he's great actor but but uh by and large these actors are all new to us so you're not watching them thinking you know that's whatever walter white yeah i like carl urban a lot um you know he's dr mccoy and the star trek movies Judge Dredd and a bunch of other stuff. I like him. I like him as an actor.

Did he gain a lot of body fat between seasons or am I crazy? Did you see that too? Maybe. He looks a little different. Homelander? No, this is Carl Urban. He's kind of the Homelander Hunter. I can't gather if he has any superpowers or not.

No. No, none at all. No, he's just a guy his wife was raped by a superhero he's got a guy with an axe to grind yep yeah and no fear and yeah his wife is a piece of shit by the way fuck her uh i'd abandon that bastard rape baby in a heartbeat i don't know it's not the baby's fault and she's in a um did you see her when she drove away from the facility oh yeah so they taylor for your benefit she's living in this idyllic sort of suburban neighborhood with the white picket fence and a and a manicured lawn and it's seemingly a bunch of neighbors and stuff and um you think that she's just there and then there's a scene where she drives and there's an aerial

view and there's like a military looking gate that goes around it implying this whole thing is like a fake little setup for the kids benefit like they're trying to raise them in perhaps a controlled normal environment and uh that's all we know so far then okay but uh so i like kyle's like oh she's a piece of shit and i'm like i'm not sure what level of control she has under this right she got raped by homelander well homelander would rape me if he chose to and now she's raising this kid but she's in some sort of prison she's a piece of shit for not leaving with butcher when her husband finally for when her husband who has lived his life for the

last like 10 years to avenge her killing superheroes as his gig like finally shows up to rescue her he's like yeah you can i guess you can bring the rape baby too let's get out of here and she's like no if i bring the rape baby they'll be looking for us and and he's like well i am like the most wanted man in the world already let's go and she's like no i'm so sorry you better run because i'm calling and telling on you right now oh you're right it's like fuck you fuck he still likes her so i think that i'm just following his vibe but you might be right we'll watch it play out simp i don't even know the difference between a simp and a cock

is that just new cock i don't know no The simp doesn't even get to watch. He doesn't? I don't even know how this works. It's a completely different kind of scenario. No, a simp is more of a pay pig than anything. But with like a sexual connotation to it, usually. Simping. Sometimes, usually.

It can go any way, though. I'm going to go to the boomer's best friend, Urban Dictionary. Dictionary. What do black teenagers have to say? Someone who does way too much for a person they like. Okay. Sexually.

For some reason, I thought it was more had a sex. I could look at some more. I did too, but to be fair, I've never looked it up. Yeah. I've been together through Twitter context clues. I'm looking, but to be fair, I've never looked it up. I've been together through Twitter context clues. So yeah, I'm looking forward to more of the show. I'm glad there's a good show out

right now. I think the next thing around the corner for me as far as the kind of series that we like, the premiere series, is The Mandalorian Season 2. The trailer for that came out. I don't watch trailers, so I'm looking forward to it. Nonetheless,

I'm sure it's going to be good. They've got so, so much money that I don't see how it couldn't be good. I like that that's one of your hard and fast principles that you'll throw in a side in every time you'll be like, that's going to come out soon. I do not watch trailers. That's sort of a

nice way of saying don't spoil it, Woody, in case you watch it, because I know you watch all that stuff. Don't spoil it woody in case you watch it because i know you watch all that stuff don't spoil it for me i haven't seen any trailers either i also try to avoid most trailers but i will also try not to spoil it for you i can see what you'd be like can you believe that it wasn't yoda all the time that it was just a little robot that he's been carrying around and i'm just like what is the timeline it's not possibly yoda right no it's 100 not yoda yeah yeah i think i think is what is that where does it fit in the timeline do we know is is it um yeah yeah we've been through this before i'm a little fuzzy right now because it's been so long since i've watched

it is this is after the fall of the empire so this is between the first trilogy and the second trilogy i believe excuse me this is between the original trilogy and the abominations they're making right now so the most recent trilogy was the most was the furthest down the timeline no no it's the most recent one is the most recent because you got lu Skywalker is an old man dying. That's the furthest down the timeline. That's the same thing. Oh, furthest. Well, when you said down the timeline, I'm just thinking like in the past. Oh, you were going backwards in the timeline. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. All right. So it's between the. This is after Luke defeats Darth Vader. The original and the most current. Yeah, this is after Luke has defeated Darth Vader and blown up the Death Star for the second fucking time. But before the most current yeah this is after luke has defeated darth vader and blown up the death star for the second fucking time but before the most current trilogy yeah i believe so that because it seems to me that like you know the empire is in shambles uh in the mandalorian tv show

they're uh they're they're kind of falling apart but there's still like remnants there so i believe i'm correct on that could Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure. Anyway, it's been a good show. I thought that Mandalorian got a little formulaic. Like every week seemed to be, Ooh, today we drop in on an area that needs some help and complete our mission

and then move on. And they weren't advancing the overall plot quite as much. Like it better. If there's an 80, 20 game of Thrones was like like 80 about the long game plot and 20 about today's adventures and mandalorian is the opposite yeah there was a couple wasted episodes i felt i i agree with you there was a couple episodes where it's like like the bill burr episode in particular when it's like ah we need to make some money so we're gonna tag along

with this group of rap scallions and go rob a place and free a prisoner. It was just like, how does this advance the main storyline? Is this just a story of the week? You don't have 27 episodes or 22 episodes. This isn't 1999. This is a 10-episode season or something like that. You don't have time for this shit. If you were going to make

shit like this, make it 18 or 20 episodes and I'll be happy to have an episode of the week. That's what was great about a show like the x-files is you know one week you would have a storyline that's about the overarching plot you know the government conspiracy and the aliens and the recovered ufos and molder's sister and the next week you'd have something about a crocodile man and you're like yeah we got time for crocodile man there's 20 fucking episodes this season let's go crocodile man those were great but mandalorian isn't like that you got like 10 or 12 episodes and i don't have

time for crocodile man they're pissing time away on a bill burr space boston cameo you think space boston like good people seem to like him in the show. I guess that makes sense. I couldn't get into that show. What was Casey Neistat in just recently? Oh, the power? The project? The one with the pill that gives you superpowers for five minutes? Yeah, I didn't watch that. It didn't look good.

Before and after on a rhinoplasty billboard. Wait, did he have rhinoplasty? No. No, but that's where he'd look good oh that's that'd be his superpower um yeah he just played some dirt bag he's a self-described terrible actor and he's not far off there but uh he didn't make the show worse so it's fine in a small part yeah yeah but but yeah i'm looking for the mandalorian i don't know what else is around the bend. I'm sure there's some good stuff. There's a few good movies.

It seems like the movie industry is ruined. I saw Tenet really bombed by traditional standards. And it's a Christopher Nolan blockbuster. It's made like $20 million or something like that. It should have made that the first night. The movies aren't even on my like consideration of things to do now and hollywood shut down and now i feel like we're in the the period where we're affected by it you know hollywood could shut down and they still had a bunch of movies in the can now they're either leaving them in the can or not making new

ones we'd have had a marvel or two by now oh i mean james bond's been sitting on the shelf for for months and months and months it should have came out in the summer yeah honestly how many of those marvel movies are going to be stacked up because they release one every few months it feels like wonder woman they're filled wonder woman's probably the next one it's the it's it's been pushed like two or three times now they're saying christmas now i believe uh for for for Wonder Woman 1984 or 87 or whatever it's called. I feel like Wonder Woman got kid glove treatment. And the spectrum of good superhero movies, they just lowered the bar for DC. They're like, you know, this one didn't suck, really.

It was probably as good as thor 2 so you know that's good for dc i thought the first wonder woman movie was two-thirds of it was very good the first two-thirds the last act it lost me uh when she starts fighting that um the god the god you know and he's oh, you can't beat me. Only a God can beat me. And she's like, that's my secret. I am a God. And it's like, all right, now it's bad. But I liked all the World War II stuff and all of her friends, that little cast of characters running around in the blown up city. And I liked the story i liked all the stuff on the island

with all the hot amazonian chicks and her mother was claire from uh house of cods they had some athletic amazons which i really liked i i think this is a pet peeve that bothers me more than most but if they take a model and put her in an action scene she can't throw a spear she doesn't even run like an athlete uh like just the way if you took a model and asked her to like step up onto a stair i mean a chair it looks awkward and weird like it's fucking wrong it's not i i'm super keyed into the way that athletes move and too often hot chicks they've just obviously never done anything physical in their life in wonder woman they hired athletic women and it was a good good call yeah it's good it was good but not great i agree with you they have they have a lower uh they have a

lower bar than their thing was kind of being edgier right like with the joker and the batman movies being a little no well that's Well, that's the last generation. That's before the big Marvel boom anyway. They've tried to be dark, and then they've tried to be funny. But the problem is you can tell there's a lot of studio interference. So they'll start off with a movie that's meant to be dark. But then Guardians of the Galaxy comes out during their production cycle. Now we've got to be silly.

Now we've got to be silly. Yeah. Now we got to be silly and funny. And so they take their movie that's supposed to be dark. And they're like, all right, we need jokes. We need jokes. Lots of jokes. Lots of silly jokes. Like every 70 seconds, let's have a little ha-ha-ha moment.

And you get a movie like Suicide Squad. That was awful. Poorly edited. It's two movies combined. And neither one of them would have been very good. But together, they're awful. Poorly edited. It's two movies combined, and neither one of them would have been very good. But together, they're awful. I'm sure you've seen the Snyder Cut is coming out for Justice League. I have.

I have high hopes for it. So Zack Snyder was the original director behind the Justice League. And then there was all this studio interference. They wanted to change it from his vision to something else and uh what came out was disappointing i i didn't hate it as much as everyone else but i'll call it an average movie and you expected it to be way above average so then like there were hints of like what it was supposed to be what it was originally everyone was super kind of jazzed about Zack Snyder's vision, and they had this online campaign, petitions and attention.

So now it's happening. And is it four hours long? Do I have that right? I think it's four hours long. That would surprise me, but okay. That's crazy. I'm going to fact check me real quick. How long is he?

I don't understand this. It's too long. What are you going to do instead? Well, I really really gotta squeeze in the trilogy again this what is 214 minutes i can re-watch itself someone convert 214 minutes uh it's three three hours and 34 minutes okay so i wasn't far off but a little high anyway i like dude i'm down i'll go see it. Not go see it. It's going to be like – HBO. Is that what it is?

I don't miss the theater experience. HBO Max. Well, I'll find a way to see it. Do you guys miss the actual theater at all? Yeah, I do. I do. I was going to watch Tenet, but my plans kind of fell apart. I still may go see Tenet this weekend if plans don't fall

apart again um but but i'm going to the theater because i don't think it'll be that crowded i think the theater's got like space seating and uh i'll bring a mask but as long as nobody's like right up on me like as long as i feel like i've got like 10 feet i probably won't wear it yeah well that's reasonable i mean i'm sure you're gonna have a lot of space there most of those the new seat like new theaters already have a ton of space like not the shitty seats or maybe might the theaters around they have good space like you're not touching neighbor anymore but not six feet yeah you i i'm talking like like i don't want anyone sitting near me like like like like the the seats themselves aren't giving you six feet it's not like your neighbor is six feet

away but um but you know i'm i'm counting on going to like maybe a late showing and there won't be The seats themselves aren't giving you six feet. It's not like your neighbor is six feet away. But I'm counting on going to maybe a late showing, and there won't be very many people in there. I've been to plenty of movies where it was just me and my date and maybe four other people total in a whole theater. I'd like a scenario like that. That should be easy to pull off in COVID times. I think Joker is the only movie I've seen in theaters in the last two years. Really?

If not more. I don't miss theaters too much. My home theater is pretty good with the projector in the surround town i like the whole experience though you know i like going there sitting in the chair i like the previews uh like the popcorn i like the whole thing like seven dollar diet i got like i'm like a crown club member so like it's almost a normal price i can't remember which theater chain it is it might be amc like amc crown club or something like that it's just like card i've got that like i don't remember i think i pay like a monthly fee i know i've canceled it now but i think i pay like a monthly fee and i get movies for much cheaper and snacks for like 60 normal price which is still overpriced but you're not paying 12 for popcorn you're paying like five dollars for popcorn or something like that

did you yeah multi-task what was the price for per year that you pay oh i think it's like month to month like like maybe and i want to say it was like 20 bucks or something like that i don't i really don't remember anymore but i was going to a lot of movies when i had the card it's like month to month. I want to say it was like $20 or something like that. I really don't remember anymore, but I was going to a lot of movies when I had the card. It was like, this is our third movie this month. We're losing money if we don't get one of these cards. And we really were because I'd go to five, six movies a month. Whatever was out, I'd want to go see it, especially if it was in IMAX or if it was like a 70 millimeter thing i i really want to see tenant and 70 millimeter if i can pull that off yeah i forgot the name of it but i've

read this before it looks good i look when i go see movies i like waiting until like five weeks after it released because i like being like the only person in there like if i'm going with my girlfriend it's like it's just she and i or in at, there's a lot of showings at like 1 a.m. Like that'll be like the last show of the night, like a 1 a.m. showing. And you can usually count on being almost alone if you go there. So sometimes what we do is like go watch like a 10 p.m. movie and then just turn around and go right into a 1 a.m. movie, like right after that.

Don't even pass the cash register. I've done that before, too. It's like, let's just steal a movie. I did that as a teenager. I've done that. Just steal a movie. Oh, my goodness. You get out of the theater, you just walk into another theater.

I mean, what we'd usually do is we'd watch our 10 p.m. movie, and we'd get out at midnight, go to the food court, or go get some food real quick, and then come right back for the 1 a.m. movie and we get out at midnight, go to the food court or go get some food real quick and then come right back for the 1 a.m. movie. Go rob the Sarku Japan and the Panda Express. With all my strength, I'd lift that chain gate. She'd slither in the sharper image,

get a few things. No, I said all of the Dyson fans, not most of them. You know how much those Airblades sell on the deep, dark web? Oh, man. That guy's such a dick. Those commercials. The Dyson fan guy?

Yeah. No, no, the Dyson vacuum, the Dyson fan. God, he makes it sound like he's revolutionized human society. Have you ever cooled off after getting hot? Not correctly, idiot. evolutionized human society have you ever cooled off after getting hot not correctly idiot because you've never used an airblade 6400 now available you know for whatever the fuck those are like 400 fans they're so expensive i have i've looked at them multiple times because they first of all they look cool i had like i remember seeing one in uh and uh like a Best Buy once and being like, wow, this is pretty cool technology. I like this.

There's nothing to move. For anyone who's listening who doesn't know what we're talking about, it's a stand, like this podium type thing. And on top, there's just a circle. There's just a circle. And it creates an airflow with magic. I don't remember how it works it's i honestly don't remember it's just a fan in the base that blows that like pressurizes the circle and blows out yeah i remember that can't be true it was like i have one no it is it's because i've seen it in sharper image or in brookstone one of those bullshit now out of business if that's what it is i'm so upset that's totally what it is i got it i remember it because i saw it in a store and i was

like i always wondered how the hell does this work and you go up to it and like what he said there's just a bunch of little holes around the side of the circle and it's like oh it's just it's just a second fan it's just a shitty fan that makes less noise i guess oh wait why do you think that i i thought that was the selling point is the selling point just the tech just you're adorable and this guy really is a douche oh god damn it it's got like a turbine inside a douche oh god damn it it's got like a turbine inside yeah i thought this thing was creating some sort of a low pressure zone on one side and a high pressure zone on the other i literally i legitimately thought that i thought this was like a room you might get a hurricane dude i thought

that i thought that like they were creating like low pressure here and then high pressure here and just creating airflow. I had no idea. They just put a fucking fan in the bottom. I can make that. Give me an air compressor in 30 minutes. No, they have not discovered a new way to move air. They just have an airfoil-shaped ramp, you know, a fan.

And it blows air. Oh, well, fuck that. I have one. It's nice-ish. It's a little loud. Silence is something I really value in fans. I have one. It's nice-ish. It's a little loud. Silence is something I really value in fans. I don't need a fan! It also has a heater, the one

that I have heats air to. Look at how smarmy this bitch is. Talking about his fan. His vacuum cleaners are ridiculous as well. Nothing much wrong there. There's no way that it's that advanced. I mean, how much better is it than the vacuum cleaner my mother had when I was five that frightened the dogs?

Here, sync up real quick on this 30-second commercial. Okay. Look at how difficult and how far of a stretch he goes right off the start talking about traditional fans and their many hazards. Are you ready? I am. Ready, set, play. A fan. Nothing much wrong there. Well there is leaving aside blades safety grills and limited systems the designs hardly changed since 1890.

spinning blades chop the air causing annoying buffeting turn it off and you realize how unsettling it's been our solution uses airfoil technology with no blades it can release a steady stream of smooth air don't say no blades there's a turbine in the bottom i could hear it in the commercial it's it's just a fan it's yeah vacuum ones let me Let me find him talking about. Yeah. Yeah, look at this is the one I remember from. I thought there was some sort of electromagnetic field around that thing or something.

I was like, this is the future. Something will be propelled by these. I think this is a terrible quality. One of him talking about the revolutionary new vacuum. And if you guys want to sink. I need a moment. Sure. You guys yep set play well i was vacuuming at home one weekend yeah this guy back what i thought was a pretty good machine and i was really amazed by the lousy suction so i took the machine apart and discovered the problem a small of dust, and the bags and filters were hopelessly clogged. That's an enormous amount of dust.

So I thought I'd try and design something better. And a few thousand prototypes later, I had it. A few thousand? No bags, no conductors, and the first vacuum that doesn't lose suction. The first vacuum that doesn't lose suction. The first vacuum that doesn't lose suction. Get out of here. I've never had a vacuum cleaner lose suction. It's a vacuum that doesn't lose suction. Get out of here. I've never had a vacuum cleaner lose suction.

Dude, he was vacuuming up just a field of dust before that to get that amount of dirt in there. It's not an outdoor vacuum cleaner. Dyson? If you have yellow labs, you get a lot of hair and fur and stuff.

We used to have yellow labs. I've switched over. We used to have not a dyson but vacuums influenced by it you know with the carton you just dump and put it back yeah we switched to ones with bags now and i think i like it better every time you replace the bag it's like a brand new vacuum cleaner again i guarantee this guy's got like portraiture of other people where it's like shakespeare mozart jobs dyson guy i'm a bit like elon musk really to never lose suction it's like it's not helpful this guy the only thing worse than that thing is that roomba piece of shit like and the idea that your

house is just going to clean itself now oh mine works pretty good really i got one for christmas yeah i think my grandma bought me one and it's not a roomba it's like called a shark it's like some off-brand one and if you're if you're expecting it to do anything but get the littlest bits off of your carpet then you're it's not going to clean up any messes but if you've ever seen mine works pretty well provided that it was clean before it got there we have two of them yeah if you're 80 of the way clean this will get you a plus if you're running this vacuum in a room that doesn't need vacuuming you'll be pleased if you're going to see lines like okay okay have you ever seen that picture on reddit where uh they had a roomba and uh you know they were

away from home and the dog had shit in the floor and the roomba has just smeared dog shit over over the entire floor of the kitchen oh what a pain in the ass that would be literally the entire floor is just smeared with a very thin film of dog shit that's now dried we have we have two room buzz and we have something comparable for the swimming pool and it's always the same thing it's like i turned you on because of the six kibble the sloppy dog left on the kitchen floor. Have you cleaned everywhere but them? Like, is that your thing?

Like, did you go to the kibble? There's a lot more there, I think. Re-aim it. Did you ever do that? Where you're like, son of a bitch. Didn't have to change it. Over here. Yeah.

You know what else? Those pool cleaners work better, I think. Like, plus they can go all night, you know, know and you don't care you're not really using any energy that's i agree with that i don't the pool ones have the same thing if you're trying to run it for 15 minutes before company comes over you're going to be a little disappointed but if you kick it off for four hours while you're playing video games and come back you'll be like hey you did get the six spiders that were on the ground that's what it does but also my pool thing has a like a like a stingray tip that flaps around

and it's kind of nice because if there's any like dust or pollen or something that's settled it kicks it up and then the regular filter gets it yeah yeah when are we gonna have real fucking robot slaves? We're going to be so fucking old by the time that happens. Who needs that? I'm married. Yeah. We're two.

I bet we're two generations too early. I bet that the children of the Zoomers. Or three too late. Oh, my God. I didn't get that until the end. I thought you were talking about women which i was on board with for some reason all right he's talking about nuclear families i get it that's funny yeah i think um uh there's a movie coming out coming out called antebellum um and i only

saw like 30 seconds of like a preview or a teaser or something like that. But what I took from it was someone's kidnapping black people and taking them somewhere where they have like an old style Southern plantation and making them pick cotton. I thought that they made that movie. Get out or not to get out the other one. Oh,

but they were just like house boys. You know? Wheels turn. I don't know what you're talking about. They made that movie? Well, there was a movie called Get Out where these people were brainwashing the black people

into... I thought there was a movie after that that was like this. Maybe I'm all... Wait, they weren't brainwashing them, right? They were like taking old white people and giving them their bodies, right? In Get Out? I didn't know it was a movie about like witchcraft

and voodoo and stuff. No, it was hypnotism. In Get Out. Am I mixing movies then? Yeah, I think so. So in Get Out, they just hypnotized a bunch of black people? And turned them into their like slaves to like do house chores and be maids and stuff.

Okay. There's that part where the boyfriend tries to, he finally sees another black guy, and he tries to give him a black people handshake, like one of these where we're going to do a bunch of stuff. And the guy, no, no, he actually came in for the fist, for the fist bump. That's what it was. And the brainwashed black guy grabs the fist in his hand like like like he comes in for the handshake and no i'm right he fully commits to grabbing the fist and it's just like oh chris awakens strapped to a chair in the basement in a video presentation rose's grandfather roman

explains that the family transplants their brains into other bodies granting them their preferred physical characteristics in a twisted form of immortality yeah they take their old white people and stick them in the black people but they're not able to fully remove the black people so they're a little conflicted in there this was just the skeleton key this movie from like 20 years ago where they said they used wizardry in that one and it wasn't like racial matthew mcconaughey in that i think he was yeah and eventually they steal young people's bodies and do like a voodoo exchange and then the end of the movie is the young lady walking out looking all smug because the old lady's brains in there and her looking back old lady freaking out because the young lady's brain i didn't see the very end of get out because i watched it in prison and uh you know now they

don't let you finish movies well you know it's maybe something else came on so somebody got up so the channel got changed maybe when you're back out in the world you can finish movies you didn't rule the roost like blade did, secretly running that place? No. I watched whatever was on. Especially after we watched the news! I was like, alright, I'm not going to touch that fucking TV again.

I am also passionate about the news. Do you expect to learn today in the news? They just like looking at the weather girls, I think, and knowing what was going on in fucking Montgomery, Alabama. I mean, it's something to do. Did you guys hear that Joe Rogan wanted... How did it come about? Joe Rogan in the debates for the presidential candidates?

Yeah, I saw that. Someone tweeted at Trump and they told him that what you should do is like a four-hour um you know podcast debate on on jre with uh with biden and uh you know does anyone else think that would be a good idea and trump replied i do yeah trump said he'd do it it's not gonna happen obviously because biden's handlers won't let it. I hate that narrative. That's bullshit. Carry on. There's this whole idea that Biden is in a chair.

No, not in a chair. If this was a UFC fight and one guy was like, I'll do it. Biden's in a gurney with blankets up to his nipples while they feed him sweets, and he's not actually running a presidential campaign. He's not running it well. He's taking advantage of every opportunity

to not be out in the limelight. It depends on whether you consider that running it well or not i do agree with what you're saying but what's happened during that period is he's gotten a really large electoral lead and he's raised tremendous amounts of money over zoom meetings and spending absolutely nothing and he's taken trump's formerly insurmountable money lead and made it his own. So if that's running at poor, I do get this. Here's what I agree with. And I think I agree with this idea that it's not inspirational, right? Like if I want Biden to go out there and make me want to vote for him, that would be the dream candidate. Someone who says this is how I would solve this problem and this is how I would solve that problem.

And I say, you know what? Good flippant idea. I didn't come up with that. You're not getting that, right? Instead, he's like, fuck, if this is a five game series and I'm up two to zero, let's not add more games. Let's not add more debates. Let's not add more opportunities for people to take shots at me. Let's just, if I'm up two nothing in a five game series, I don't want to make it a seven or nine game series. And Trump, on the other hand, is like, let's do weekly debates and get my fucking ass kicked. I would like to add as many opportunities to shake this up as possible.

Yeah, that makes sense. I just think that they're Joe Biden is not the one sitting in meetings, constructing strategies and tactics in his campaign. Joe Biden is not the one sitting in meetings, constructing strategies and tactics in his campaign. Like he is just a he comes off as a plug and play guy who is not with it at all. He's he clearly struggles to speak coherently for long periods of time. Even even when he's interviewed, like there are multiple instances where he gets ushered off really quick and stuff ends. He gets very friendly. I actually watch his interviews. I watch the 24 minute long video, the 44 minute long video.

But what happens is they take the worst 12 seconds, put together a compilation. And if you if you're on Twitter, you think that's what he actually does. Go ahead and watch the DNC speech. Go ahead and watch his last debate with Bernie. It was hours long and he did well. There's no handler there like getting him there he's actually doing this but if you're on the right you're bombarded if you if you're in a news bubble you're bombarded with just little clips of him talking about his leg hair again and again clips

are five minutes long of him just not making sense not being his speech pattern is erratic that's not even true like i i could get you pick his most recent speech and you watch it from beginning to end and you'll be like yeah that's not my impression of him i saw that you're gonna try and get out of the debates i think that nancy pelosi's already narrative on the right that is not remotely true nancy pelosi said one thing three weeks ago and hasn't said a thing since and that's priming the pump to get out of the debates i look i hate that she said it i think we're on the same team there they should have debates shit if they go poorly enough i could

change my mind right maybe joe rogan's right about the whole uh flashlight with dim batteries analogy but i don't think that's what's going to happen uh we watched him debate what 20 times or so against the cast of 20 democratic challengers and while he didn't really inspire in any of them he didn't collapse like people make it out that's a lot easier though because there's also a lot more time to dilute when you're standing up there with 20 other people how many one-on-one debates did he have with biden i'm sorry, I have to say Bernie. And that's an example. You spend enough time on the mic and someone will do that and be like, what? He doesn't even know his own name.

But he had a 1v1 debate with Bernie and he may have had two or three of them. Right. And by the end, there were only three or four candidates on the stage. This I get that if you're in a cast of 20, then, you know, you only really have to thrive for six minutes. But when it's 1v1 against Bernie, that narrative falls apart. I saw that the montage of him molesting children got removed from Twitter for child exploitation. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious. I'm just, you know, I'd like to see the debates. Whenever I see that. There are going to be some funny clips, but I would not be surprised if they move to try and get him I'm just, you know, I'd like to see the debates. Whenever I see that. There's going to be some funny clips, but I would not be surprised if they move to try and get him not on a debate stage because he... Let me ask you this. I bet you $100 they have the three scheduled debates

and this whole right-wing narrative of him getting out of it is not true. That's a good bet to take because... All right, does he get the money if COVID is the excuse? No, there aren't any crowds. They've already candled COVID. No, no, maybe I didn't set it right. Does he get the money if COVID is the excuse? No. There aren't any crowds. They've already handled COVID. No, no. Maybe I didn't set it right.

I would give him the money if they use COVID as the excuse. But they've already handled COVID. That's the reason why all the debates have one moderator. They're literally socially distancing the moderators and just having one of them. They're not going to be canceled because of COVID. They're not going to be canceled at all. $100 good bet they're not going to be canceled at all a hundred dollars another good i'll take it and i found another hundred dollar better on whether biden will win or not on my facebook feed so i'm going to come out ahead of this in spite of my early losses i got another bet betting opportunity

for you uh colby covington versus tyron woodley this weekend uh who do you take in that because i'm a i'm colby covington all the way on that i am too yeah okay never mind yeah um tyron hasn't done anything tyron's like falling off a cliff with his performance now the narrative is that he and street jesus help me with his name jorge masvidal that he's changed his mindset and he's got it back and he's going to be a tiger again but i'm with tyson on this one you know all your plans fall apart as soon as you get punched Jorge Masvidal. That he's changed his mindset and he's got it back and he's going to be a tiger again. But I'm with Tyson on this one. All your plans fall apart as soon as you get punched in the face. I think Tyron to me has always been a pussy afraid of losing what he had, who fought real boring fights.

Some fighters, if I wanted to make a montage of their greatest moments, I could take three of their fights and I could put together like a solid 120, 150 seconds of them just crushing, even in their losses. Like I could take Tony Ferguson's last fight in which he lost, and I could show you 30 or 40 seconds of him just looking sharp, you know. But you'd have such a hard time. I saw the other day I saw they're like tyron woodley with his hammer of a right hand showing them who's business it was like a 10 second long clip oh yeah he hit a guy one time yeah i remember yeah yeah with the right that was three years ago when he hit that one guy

he's a professional fighter you know and then not too long ago i showed you that clip of him losing that um that reality show competition yes like it's it i don't remember the name of it but it was like a american ninja warrior type scenario and he lost to like a five foot nine white dude i think the guy was like a teacher or something like yeah the white dude and it was physical stuff too yeah that guy was fit like don't get me wrong like like tyrone always looks like the fittest guy in the room but he didn't fitness has never been what held him back he has no heart i think that he's he's always the first to like make excuses and be like oh the ufc doesn't want to push me because i'm black meanwhile he's sitting

there with like john jones dc um israel adesanya and all these other black superstars who are getting pushed, getting Reebok deals. Like, you get paid what you're worth in mixed martial arts. Or, all right, maybe not always what you're worth. But you get paid more the better you do. You get paid based on your popularity. And you're never not going to get pushed because of your race in that. They love having multiracial, like cast of of characters over there like diversity is what they want ideally but if if if 10 white guys happen to be the 10 best fighters in the world

they're going to be the champions the um the problem with woodley is he really just wants to get famous for his win route loss record. And that's only half of the puzzle for like for a guy fighter, I'd argue it's win loss and charisma. And for a girl fighter, I'd argue it's win loss and a variation of charisma. Like how hot you are.

Is Woodley like, you know how maybe you haven't heard this before Woody, where it's like, they'll talk about people who deserve to be in the hall of fame and hockey or basketball. And they'll be like, well, to be in the hall of fame and hockey or basketball and they'll be like well he belongs in the hall of very very good i like that for woodley not but he's not up people who belong in the hall so that's the way they yeah and it's just like with mixed martial arts with the ufc like the things that make me love fighters are people who just dig deep and give everything they've got and

come out to put on a show he's a philly fan down deep you know i mean that's joe lozon style right like joe lozon was never like oh i really want to win tonight whatever it takes he was like i'm gonna put on a fucking show tonight i'm gonna put on a fucking show i'm gonna win a bonus i might i might lose the fight but i'll win a goddamn bonus because i'm gonna do some crazy shit i'm gonna give it everything i've got to put that man on his back, put him to sleep, or break his fucking arm if I've got to. And Tyron Woodley has never had that kind of attitude. He's like, I'm going to do the bare minimum to get fucking 27 points

or whatever you need to win, 28. Did that bet happen or not happen, Taylor? Either way is fine. $100, three debates happen or don't happen. Sure, I'll take it. all three have to happen yes all three have to happen if any doesn't no excuse uh if there's ever a teleconference debate does that count yeah that's it oh they're gonna do teleconference i know i'm i No, I'm just throwing in possibilities that would like maybe one of you be like, well, it wasn't a real debate. They did it via video conference. That doesn't count.

I'm just trying to lay the basis to make sure everybody agrees. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's a tough one. They have scheduled debates at night. If they hit those dates and it happens to happen over zoom i feel like it's still a debate but i don't think it will i don't think they're going to get canceled i don't think it's just going to straight up happen see that wouldn't do it for me because i could see because i what you could have was like a smart guy sitting over here with the other side

of the camera and and and he's got like um you know a uh what do you call it when you read teleprompter and he's just because like i saw i saw them called biden whiteboard yeah they called biden out today for for you know he held up something in one of his like meetings and he's he's reading off teleprompter and like what's supposed to be like off the cuff thing yeah so yeah it would have to be in a way that you could tell it wasn't like a normal debate i guess i if it's a teleedebate, but they still do three, we'll just call it a push. Nobody pays. That's fair.

That's fair. Look at that. What a civil way to talk about it. Now, fuck you! We'll see. It'll be interesting. Yeah, I... We'll see what happens if if biden wins i think he's he's definitely in the yeah it's coming up november november 3rd right seven weeks away

and the first debate is it the 24th i've got that date in my head they really crunch those in at the end don't they i don't know what normal is anymore i I felt like that Trump and Hillary were doing it way more spread out. The 29th is the first debate. Yeah, I don't remember. It's been four years. It's been five years almost. Yeah, Jesus. Time flies.

Yeah, let's see. First one was September 26th in 2016. second october 9th third october 19th that's about the same oh it's about the same yeah you said what's the first scheduled debate for this one 29th yeah so pretty much exactly the same yeah um might be at a hundo Might be out of hundo. It's okay. I've been out one before. Or I might make a hundo.

That's the rub. That's the bet. Those would be the biggest bet in the history of PKA, right? A tie. Now I've lost 100 to Kyle already. What was that one? I had the field and he had Bernie and Biden as theiden as the democratic nominees i forgot that was a hundred hundred dollar one yeah we'll see it'll be interesting to watch this all play out if they go if biden agrees to do joe rogan it's an automatic win for

you uh yeah that would be... I like long form. God, I'd love to see that. That'd be the biggest Joe Rogan ever, obviously. I would love to see it, too. I'm sorry, I cut you off. Would you finish it? It'd be huge. It'd be so fun, especially if he did it live. What if he did it live? Oh, that'd be so sick.

And of course, Rogan can't do it by himself. He's got to have some help. Eddie Bravo's there. Eddie Bravo's right there next to him. Fuck, throw in Alex Jones. He's got his stone die. He brings up flat earth.

And Biden's trying to dismiss flat earth. And Trump's like, wait a damn minute. Wait, wait. We'll allow you to cover up any more secrets from the American people. All right, let's talk. Let's get down brass tacks on this flat earth thing. Tell me more, Eddie. Eddie Bravo really legit would bring up crazy conspiracies.

It would be neat if they did Joe Rogan. It's a pipe dream. That would be cool. But I would love that. He's had other candidates on. I can't think of any Republicans. But he's had Tulsi. He's had Bernie.

Did he have Buttigieg? He had Yang. And I'm not sure. I think those are of any Republicans. But he's had Tulsi. He's had Bernie. Did he have Buttigieg or Manmeek? He had Yang. And I'm not sure. I think those are the only three. Okay. Yeah. But when they have, I don't know if it's four hours, but when they have at least two hours to really expand on their points

and all the time they need to reply. What CNO commercials. No commercials. They're like, hey, I have a question for you. This is a nine minute segment so please don't take more than 60 seconds to answer this question and uh you know yang he still would ever became my guy but to hear him expand on that whole like uh thousand dollars a month thing it was like this does seem thought through you know through. It didn't win me over, but it just sounds like a kooky idea

when CNN's interviewing him for six minutes, but you give him two hours and it's like, oh, he's thought this through. It'd be way better. Even the whole debate structure as of now is like a total farce. It's not a debate. It's just like, all right, I'm going to not a debate it's just like all right i'm gonna frame a question and then just say whatever you want for the next three minutes and it's like okay

so we're not gonna address each other it's just gonna you know it's i wish it was like a real debate and there was like diverting one point taking a point like like you just like he just stepped like in the ufc when somebody like finally loses the point the ref the ref steps stepped in the UFC when somebody finally loses a point. The ref steps out in the middle. He looks at the judges like, one, one, one, one point off. They hold up a yellow card for stalling. One totally apolitical umpire who's all about the rules. Just one guy. I don't care who wins.

I just want a good, fair match. That's what we're going to get here today. What do you think about this, sir? I tell you once, I've never, I don't know who either of these gentlemen are. Get Bruce Buffer at the start of it. It's time! As Biden's going up there, let's get ready to stumble! That was a good one.

I like it. Trump's flirting with a ring girl. Butt bias. Trump struggles with ramps. I was wiping my hand on her ass. Yeah, I would love to see him in a long form on nearly no time limit format. It would be better. And some of the debates are debates. would love to see him in a long form on nearly no time limit yeah like format way better it would

be better and some of the debates are debates you know like they do the four they're like all right you have 60 seconds then you have 30 seconds to reply to what he said if he invokes your name during his reply then you get 30 seconds to reply to that one that's not bad um the thing that we all dislike the most i suspect is when they're like hey taylor here's a question 60 seconds say anything you want and then they yeah you know that those are also when you're like the one you're talking about i get it's better but it'll also be something where it'll be like oh well i p buddha judge think that uh it's unrealistic for the thousand dollars a year uh financially that you know candidate Yang is proposing or whatever.

And then it'll be like, Yang, you can answer. And it'll be like, I disagree with that. And here at the Yang campaign, we're about unity. We're about keeping people together. We're not about breaking people apart.

We want to rebuild America. And it's like, now your people are just chaining into nonsense that have nothing to do. You should have someone there with like a riding crop that just walks behind all of them and just if you start rambling, whack,

whack. I think baseball pitchers need that or should I go too slow? Riding crop them. You know, they should also be forced to grow faster. Let's come for the politicians. Braves are having a good year. By the way, Braves are having a good year.

We're leading the National League East. There's a pitcher whose name I can't remember. Acuna Jr., maybe? I don't know. I'm just making that up. He's having a great year. They scored a National League record 29 runs in a game the other day. Fucking 29 runs.

Tied for second place in the entire National League. That's really good. NL East is all that matters for playoffs. I thought the Cardinals won last. How does it work? It's not the whole East. It's just... I'm sorry, it's not the whole NL. Yeah, the divisions will...

They'll determine who represents each division by who's leading at the end. So they're in the playoffs if they win their division. So as long as they beat the Mets, the Phillies, the Nationals, the Marlins, then they're in. The Phillies. Hypothetically. The Phillies.

If I was second in my division and also second record in the National League, how do I do? You still make sense right um i think that they do a um shit i don't remember anymore because i haven't watched playoff baseball in so long but there is something where there's like a playoff oh no that's if they're tied that's if they have tied records they have a one game playoff yeah playoff. Yeah, I think you're fucked. I think you're fucked. That stinks. Hockey's somewhere in between.

Like, I could be ranked. If I win my... What's the smallest one called? Division? Division. If I win my division, but my record really sucks, I could be higher ranked than someone who got second in their division, but has a better record.

Yep. I'm sorry about your Vegas Knights getting knocked out last night. Yep, got knocked out last night to that other team. I was about to say Texas. I want to say they were in Texas. I don't want Dallas to win, so they've got it locked up. It could be a good year. It could be a good year. It could be a good year in Georgia.

We'll see. The Falcons look like they're good to go. The Braves leading their division. And the UGA Bulldogs ranked fourth preseason. New offensive coordinator. Threats for a comeback? No, no, they're not. Third time's the charm.

No hockey for us. I think we got a pretty good soccer team. Yeah, I know we got a soccer team. I don't know what their name is. I don't either. Some are just like name of the city and then football club. That seems to be the pattern. I don't know the name of our soccer club i have no idea yeah and that'll remain a mystery

it'll remain a mystery i know we don't have one yeah well someday woody you'll join the true metropolises of this nation major league soccer teams every so often like the the news and observer is the big rally paper and uh you know they'll have like pictures of what the stadium would look like and where it's gonna go and i'm like raleigh hitting the big time hockey and soccer but it doesn't materialize someday someday yeah you know i i know we passed an hour but um we had a big guest on who owned a part of the Sacramento. Sacramento Kings. Yeah, it was Andy.

And he was talking about the thing you want to own the most and his hats and helmets thing. Do you guys remember that? Basically, he was like, hey, I could take this baseball player. He's absolutely killing it right now. Walk him down the mall and he barely gets recognized. If a player wears hats or a helmet, people don't know who he is. But you take a basketball player, people really know them. And man, that feels true to me.

And then he invested in gaming. And it's like, for the price, I wonder if he's right. I don't know if it's too early to invest in gaming, right? Like if I were to buy the Philadelphia Eagles of gaming right now, we don't know that the NFL is even the right league. You know, it's a risk. But pro gamers could get pretty famous. You know, I want to buy stock in Shroud in 2017 somehow.

Yeah. That would have been a good investment. Yeah. Or Ninja in 2015. Right? Not too late to get in on landmark i don't know if he's selling any shares we'll ask him yeah i donate to landmark sometimes if i think my joke is good enough i want to tell it to everyone for three dollars i'll tell my dumb ass joke all right all right i'll leave yeah sometimes i get everything i hope for like ah the whole chat went wild for it other times like

i donated joke that i thought was pretty good but there was another player in the game shooting every fucking window on labs and everyone is is like, what is he doing? It was like, oh, I barely noticed my $3 joke. Oh, $3 down the tubes. I know. But anyway, I guess we should roll it and wrap it up. Yeah. So, PKN, 317.

I think I didn't spoil anything. I think.