Painkiller Already - PKN 319

Episode Date: October 2, 2020

pkn 319 kyle are you okay i'm good yeah i had a long night though so how did the night begin a normal one like any other like any other uh i was uh i was emptying the dishwasher last night at about one in the morning and uh oh i assumed it was cooking i I'm sorry. No, I was emptying the dishwasher. And I lifted up the top of a blender, like the cover part. And I had my really fancy Wusthof kitchen knife on the countertop. That's great for cutting meat. It's great for cutting meat. Like butter. It's a big, heavy uh german steel the chef's kitchen knife

it's a chef's knife yeah it's very heavy it's the heaviest sharpest knife that i own uh and uh like when i'm cutting bell peppers i just kind of drop the weight and it'll just slice through a bell pepper and you weren't treating it with the respect it deserves it seems i didn't know it was there it was just on the countertop and when i lifted the blender it like hit like it hit the handle of it or something i didn't even see it happen but i felt it happen because it fell to the floor and it landed perfectly point down on the top of my goddamn left foot and can i hold a picture of your foot up yeah yeah and uh it stabbed into my left foot and uh blood went everywhere just gushing blood i'm looking at it extra slow to make sure it's

just you're like there's no phone numbers nothing nothing's bad there we are so i limp to the uh to the laundry room bleeding the whole way just leaving a fucking i'm such an idiot i was picturing it cartoon style like it was like boing a couple of people were like we're like do you have to pull it out or did they and i'm like you think i drove to the er with a knife just stuck you get there i didn't want to touch you i know you can bleed out and they're like sir it's in the tip of your foot it's more for hearts you know yeah the wire hanger stuck through your jugular don't don't pull that but don't do that this would have been fine so i went to the laundry room and uh like i wrap it up in a towel and i'm just standing there with like one foot off the ground

leaning against the wall with this towel held around my foot and uh i i finally like looked down like it will wipe the blood away enough to see like oh shit this is kind of big this is like gaped wide open i see white meat uh there's blood everywhere you think it was attended the white meat no no okay i guess and uh you've been inside many deer right you would know i'm thinking well yeah and the er nurse she she dug around in there pretty good too she was like i see white meat well okay i was like when you hit the dark meat you know you've gone too far so uh yeah i i wrapped it up in the towel and uh gathered my belongings and drove my ass to the ER.

And it was pretty quick to get in there. I was in the parking lot and there was some dude taking his girlfriend in. And I was like, hey, man, hey. He's like, yeah, what's up? I can't walk. Could you tell them that I need a wheelchair? Because it's an uphill climb to get into the ER. And I have no shoe on my left foot, obviously.

I've just got a towel hastily tied in a knot around my foot. And I don't, I don't want to drag my bandage through the, it's rainy too. He's like, can you get, get them to bring a wheelchair out here? I, uh, I dropped a knife and went pretty deep in my foot. I think it might've gone all the way through. Cause at the time I thought it had gone through my foot. Cause when I was checking myself out, I looked at the bottom of my foot and there's blood flowing out of the bottom of my foot, but really it's just going between my toes. But at the time I thought this knife had gone all the way through my

goddamn foot. That was like, it was funny cause it was so late when you texted us that I was like, you know, when you get up in the middle of the night to pee and you're so like you sit down to pee. Cause you're like, I'm not going to aim. I'm not turning the light on. Oh, I'm not pissing in the light.

If I turn the light on, it takes me even longer to fall back asleep. So I'm in there taking a middle of the night piss. I check on my phone. I just see from Kyle. I dropped a knife and it went through my entire foot. I dropped a knife and it went through my entire foot. And then you sent a couple other ones where I was like, he's actually pretty jovial for a guy who just stabbed himself.

He followed it up with a meme and an LOL or something. I'm sorry, man. That's a rough evening for you. A bit of excitement to the evening. I didn't mind that much. So what's the prognosis now? Like, you know, they wheeled me into the ER. They finally got me in the back and it was like seven stitches, I think six or seven.

She did. She did a really good job. It didn't hurt. Are you on crutches or anything? No, I've just got it bandaged up. Kind of walk on your heel a bit or. Yeah. And I've got one of his boots that that sort of like Velcro's over the top,

and it's just like a retarded shoe. It has like an arched bottom, so you can kind of roll on it maybe. I wish. Oh, okay. That sounds real nice, what you're describing. Oh, man. You're talking about the Blue Cross Blue Shield premier plan. Yeah.

Colin, with his axe to the foot injury, had premier plan. Colin, with his axe to the foot injury, had a boot like that and he couldn't bend his ankle. So it was really important that the toes didn't do any work. So the boot had a very flat bottom that didn't flex like your sneakers might, you know, where the toes are. And I don't think his

ankle moved either. And he just kind of had an arched bottom and that was how he walked how long ago was that now is that like five years ago right i had four in my head i would have to look at like when it happened we lit we just moved here so four ish maybe even five but literally the very first thing i did when i dropped that knife was make sure i could still bend all my toes because i didn't know what it did because it hit like right between those I don't know the two middle toes somewhere in there so I was like like before I even made it the laundry room I was still in the kitchen and I was like wiggle your big toe I would love for you to like lose feeling in

two toes in the middle of your foot and then you start attending like like limited mobility anonymous triples anonymous paraplegics anonymous and you just come cartwheeling in everybody else their way my two favorite toes

and everybody else this guy's a mockery of everything we stand for we voted and we all voted I'm in charge of the group Everybody else, this guy's a mockery of everything we stand for. It's like, shut the fuck up. We voted, and we all voted, I'm in charge of the group. It's like, you're the only one with working hands. It wasn't fair. We all saw you change the votes. Shut the fuck up.

You think I'm going to believe a retard? I could obviously kick your ass. It's like, I have to come into this state's face and ruined our one chance. Because it's a funny joke. That was a big deal. I wanted to make sure my fucking toes all still moved. This is in the kitchen. You did a self-evaluation. You made sure your toes were okay. I wiggled them all.

I gave myself the good old ocular pat down. As soon as I could see, I could move all my toes. I knew I was fine because it was just going to be stitches. Either way, Colin is fine. Yeah, but I don't want orthopedic surgery

tonight. You would need that. Yeah, you would want that. Yeah. Come on, Kyle. It's just a bit of non-insured orthopedic surgery. You still don't have insurance you just beat cancer you silly i'm working on it no that means out of the way because you won't need insurance for many years now you got that taken care of yeah oh yeah cancer and you stab yourself in the back of bad luck perfect yeah you know where i'm at he's a man of limited bad luck that's what you

were saying you thought it happened while he was cooking. The way when I saw it, my first thought was, have you ever dropped a glass or something in the kitchen and holding other stuff? Immediately run, thinking your mom's going to get you. Sure, sure. My instinct is like, you stick your foot out to try and keep it, to cushion the blow

and not catch it, but keep it from cushion the blow and like not catch it but keep it from shattering you know what i mean yeah i was imagining that you just half-assed wasn't thinking saw something fell off the counter and then did like the stop with the foot and it stabbed you it's funny you mentioned that i i never really considered that my decision making in that regard is nearly perfect like if i need to catch something to stop it from breaking where it would work i often do that successfully on the other hand if i need to dodge something not to flex on kyle i often do that successfully too and i never mix up which one should be done i usually do it successfully like with the dodge because but i didn't see this fall i didn't know it had fallen like i i i've played it back in my mind a couple times

and i i just didn't see it i had no idea i didn't know it was a knife until i looked down and saw the knife um i don't know if you guys saw that video i sent you where i was like so here's the knife and like the whole tip of it's bloody and then i follow the blood trail all the way to the fucking laundry room i that's quite a bit of blood i wanted to show that i'm very careful about not doxing my friends i do my best so anyway yeah it was a stupid fucking night i uh i didn't get much sleep i uh i didn't get to sleep until like six hours ago or something like that because i was i had to stay up and get my prescriptions filled and get my uh get more bandages and stuff i I haven't changed the bandages. I still need to.

It's all good. You don't have to go in, I assume. The stitches will dissolve. I'll take them out. Oh. I thought they mostly had them dissolved. I'll take them out. I mean, I put three of them in.

I got a right-angle metal grinder in the garage that'll probably take them out. I mean, I put three of them in. I got a right angle metal grinder in the garage that'll probably get them out. Yeah, they leave before they start sewing you up. And you're like, I did the first two. You can't charge me. See the two sloppy ones that are really not helpful? Those are free. That's the wrong foot. Did they do internal stitches?

It looked like a case where they might. I didn't watch them do the stitching like a case where they might i i didn't watch them do the stitching um i was watching i had cable they're probably gonna charge me for the cable god damn it yeah i wouldn't doubt it um i was watching some i was watching some infomercial about some old lady makeup or some shit and uh but but and she stitched it up really quickly i i didn't see any internal stitches i don't know okay it was kind of deep though because she was down there like spreading it open or something like a fucking porn star and i'm you know just yeah look at that yeah spread it out with um collins make you gate boy getting in there deep with the iodine i think um medical clamps might

be called forceps or is that just for the baby's head in any case they took like oh you never use those on the baby's head they look like scissors but the tips were clamps instead of scissors and they were activating his toes by pulling on the stub of the like i think is it a ligament a tendon i make yeah you know that would connect to the toe and they're like look you see this? This is how you puppeteer your son's feet. And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's definitely torn. That's when you make that Ultron joke, I've got no strings.

Oh, that's really gross. I haven't been able to work out in like, I've missed like four straight workouts now. It happened Thursday. I was doing, I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this. We're like, it's almost like a delayed onset,

like pull or strain or something. We're like, I knew at one point I pushed too hard and in an awkward direction and overhead press with, with the barbell with my right. I was like near the very end of my last set. And it was one of those times where in your, like your smart side of your brain is like,

just don't do the rep idiot. And the other side's like's like no i think how cool you'll feel if it's like yeah like it's really getting it and like i tweaked my right shoulder and i was like oh that stings oh fuck after a couple minutes felt okay finished my workout did pka went to bed i woke up friday morning with like a total inability to move this shoulder like i couldn't get here i couldn't move back like my range of motion was so limited i was like partially freaking out i took an insane amount of ibuprofen just trying to get it to go away and i i'm still nervous man like i got full range of motion back but every once in a while it feels a little fucky where it's like did it just slip out of socket but i also refuse to go to the doctor i don't smart smart yeah yeah that's that's what a man

does you're 28 i always get your big boys but i mean like like i was if i'm being honest like that was hyperbolic for like today i'm not worried about it anymore i'm thinking i'll be good to go worst possible scenario by friday i'll be good to start lifting again uh but last week when it first happened like i was i was genuinely concerned like i couldn't i couldn't write i couldn't lift something and it wasn't like the weight of something it was just the mechanic itself it was so inflamed that like i'd go to grab a glass and bring it to my mouth and like, OK, I'm a left hand man today. Oh, yeah, that's pretty serious. Yeah. And I've never really had an injury like that before.

I looked online and as long as you do have full range of motion without like weird popping and stuff, it does tend to be like an internal muscle strain, not an actual like ligament tear or something. Apparently, if you tear something, it hurts so bad it's not like did it did it tear it's more like no this is urgent right now i need to there's also a massive amount of bruising comes yeah i don't have any visible bruising there yeah i think are you going to be fine i think as you transition from pushing 30 to pushing 50 you have to go from that a badass what i feel to the smart side of your brain like you got to listen to the other one well see i like part of it is 29 it's nice you can be dumb you'll be okay by friday but like when i'm doing like my workouts if for some reason

like i have a bad day or i don't finish like if i poop out on rep eight of of inclined uh bench press i'll write in the column there like didn't complete last set blah blah blah just so like i have a little track record of stuff and in my head i was like i'm not writing that sentence i'm doing it it was like i should have just wrote the goddamn sentence yes you're right you want to write and fail for Tuesday. But think about how great your gains have been since then. Yeah. Yeah, man. This one rep is worth four work at five workouts by the end. So fucking annoying.

And it sucks because it's like I was like Thursday that workout. It was like, all right, I got all my new equipment put together other than the one thing. Like, it's really, really shaping up. And now it's like... But consider building back up to your old weight too. Drop 10 and give yourself a couple workouts. Oh, I will. Yeah. Just to be smart about it. I'd rather...

No, I'm going 10 more! 10 more! That'll teach your shoulder to be a pussy! Scream! Punish the muscle. You punish the weak. Your body's only as strong as the weakest chain,

and that's you, bitch. Kyle, what kind of painkillers do you have? Is it just ibuprofen? Did they give you something cool? They didn't give me anything. Oh. Okay. Yeah, I took some Advil a couple hours ago.

Well, right before I went to sleep. What is Advil? I see it in minifin maybe. Actually, it wasn't Advil. It was Bayer Aspirin. Ibuprofen? It was Aspirin. Yeah, I took Aspirin.

But yeah, I think I'll be fine. The only downside, the only real downside is I can't get a motorcycle this week. I can't go to my class because I can't fucking shift because that's the top of my foot. Which foot is it? It's my left foot. That's the one. Hey, this is going to give you some much needed time of reflection. You know, I had a little reflection in the ER. I was like, I'll be spending a lot more time here if i buy that motorcycle i kind of said that i was like i was like man i was like you know now

i can't go to my motorcycle class this week that's my shifting foot she's like probably a good idea i was like you guys see a lot of um motorcycle accidents in here. You know, people falling off their bikes. Not just falling off. This is what happened? She said this? You mean like hitting stuff? He's like, oh yeah. And stuff hitting them mostly. That's the new one.

So I sort of got back into motorcycles a couple years ago and they're like, the new problem is getting rear-ended at lights with cell phones and texting becoming more of a thing like yeah that used to happen but that really wasn't like making a left and having someone hit you was the big problem because you're kind of invisible to them uh now getting rear-ended is a you know has been added to the list i don't care i'm getting the motorcycle all right i'll be there next year not in not in motorcycle caskets i know that you guys i'm not gonna get it i'm not gonna get one but um i do really like the indian ftr 1200s like that motorcycle looks so fucking cool i'm processing

you promised not to start at 12 okay i'm i'm not getting one. It's a sport bike. First of all, I don't like the rear controls. Like I want mid controls or forward controls. And for anybody who doesn't know this, that's where your feet are. It's, you know, I don't want my, unlike those sport bikes where they're like all hunched over the motorcycle, their feet are kind of sticking back behind them. That's rear controls. And the FTR 1200 S with the retro paint job that's

important I wouldn't get the black one or the silver one the one that's got the fucking yellow and gold and red it just looks really fucking cool it is sort of gold forks and red framed gold forks yep okay I'm showing it to him I just think it's a beautiful fucking motorcycle I'm not gonna get one ever because I don't like rear controls. I don't want any part of that. That doesn't look comfortable to me and I don't need a motorcycle that literally has 100 horsepower. 100 horsepower. That sounds like

a lot for a motorcycle. It's an enormous amount for a motorcycle. Especially that one because it's so light. I'd say probably too much. Far too much. The motorcycle I'm getting has like 79 at the crank. Which is still a ton. The Ducati

Monster, have you ever looked at that? It's another bike you shouldn't buy. if you like that Scout... I meant to link you a URL. You just wrote Ducati Monster. In Discord. Now that's the name of the one I'm talking about. Just URL. Oh, you just wrote Ducati monster for 100 in the Discord. Boomer.

Now that's the name of the one I'm talking about. Just imagine. Just close your eyes and imagine. I like this. This is very similar to the Indian. So the Ducati is a bad choice. Well, one, of course, it's not the right size to start with. And two, it's a Ducati.

It's a Ducati. If you like Ferraris and all the fun that comes with wrenching on them, then maybe that's the motorcycle for you. Yeah, no thanks on that. But I thought styling-wise it would appeal to you. I think the Indian Scout 60 is like the perfect motorcycle for what I'm doing. If your goal is to buy once and not get like a starter i think in a perfect world i would buy like a 300 cc motorcycle and then a 600 and then the scout 60 and like

ride each of them for three or four months or something but i really don't want to buy like twenty thousand dollars worth of motorcycles this year i think yeah i'd put you on a 500 one you're not a small guy right yeah and you're not a girl like you're not that size um uh and the 300s like they struggle to go highway speeds i think you'd at least want a bike where you're not you know going 50 on a 70 hoping no one's coming i'm not i don't want to get on the interstate anytime soon anyway. I think I want to be on fucking streets and 55 mile per hour highways and stuff like that. So interstates don't scare me that much actually. I don't feel like that's where the trouble is.

It's traffic. Roads with stoplights and things like that. They scare me. Okay. I can definitely understand that. Although your interstate and my interstate is slightly different because mine is four to six lanes wide. and things like that they scare yeah okay i could definitely understand that although like your interstate and my interstate's like slightly different because mine's four to six lanes wide and these people out here are there's we've just got so many asians in atlanta woody

you're right maybe because six does add a little bit of like lane changing and chaos that like two doesn't have in the same way yeah it can be weird because like you would think that the that people would get would be slow on the right on the right lanes and it's fast in the left lanes but that's never the case there's always that guy right in the middle going 50 miles an hour and that guy who's who wants who's like oh that guy going 85 in the left lane isn't nearly fast enough i'm gonna go 95 in the far right lane and just scoop by all the traffic in the world so it could be kind of crazy out on the uh on like 75 400 8 i-285 out here it gets a little nutty i almost drowned yesterday oh no

i just get so sleepy i was um i was in florida doing flying stuff and i hadn't thrown a reserve for a year so i decided to do a practice throw right so i take my wing and i like you know put my hands around the brakes and i stuff them then i hand both brakes to one throw the reserve and i just start wrapping and wrapping so like i don't know if you can you can picture how you would wrap something you put your hand around it around it like a garden hose yeah but just your hand right and uh the idea is to if the strings go to the wing like and they're all the right length the wing tends to fly and it flies down and the reserve flies down you can land kind of hard on the other hand if you just fuck up the strings in almost any way the wing doesn't fly very well and the reserve does its job as designed

so i'm pulling the wing and i'm pulling the wing and i'm wrapping and i'm wrapping and i'm wrapping i didn't really this is a normal thing that people do but people normally land on land i'm landing in water so as soon as i hit the water i'm kind of handcuffed like now i don't have any arms i just have legs oh no and my harness has a great big pad on your like back and butt in case you land hard it's like spinal protection right but it's also flotation so imagine what like back and butt flotation does for you it It puts you face down and you're fighting so hard to not be face down as this is like holding my face into the water. And so I start doing this like sort of twirl motion with my legs to like I'm trying to work my way on top of the harness. It gets so wrapped up with lines from the wing, like all those strings,

that now my legs are handcuffed and my hands are handcuffed. It took maybe 10 seconds for my, I have an inflatable life vest on. So it took 10, maybe six or seven seconds for it to inflate and starts doing his job. Now I have like two inches of air. If I extend my neck, I'm like oh my god

this is like that scene in the abyss when the submersible is filling with water ed harris and uh and his girlfriend have to decide who's gonna get the suit and who's literally going to drown it's exactly like that well they might not have had a chase boat plan so he it only took him he was pretty quick i'm gonna call it like 15 20 seconds and and he was there but the accurate way to put it would be that he barely got there i don't know he couldn't have his time i i i don't think he saved you or did you make it i don't it's too early to tell i was struggling he saved him i'm not giving up hope that i could have worked it out i just need i've been in this situation before but my hands weren't quite as handcuffed um and i was okay

houdini and i was able to tell jackie this story no she doesn't need to know no she doesn't need to know um need to know basis how great would it be if she'd been staying behind hold on one second he almost died he waits till i sell tell my silly knife story and you talk about a muscle sprain to be like well it's still wet i died this is the flotation that i'm like fighting against it's gigantic can you see one of those gamer chairs so this is what's faced like it's floating like this and i'm trying to get on top of it that's not going well so uh so yeah then he got me and uh he extended his hand and uh So yeah, then he got me and he extended his hand.

And he's strong. So he's got this vascular arm and bicep extended towards me. And it was just what I wanted to see. I was like, here we go. We lock hands and he pulls my face out of the water. And it took a little while. I had shoes on um and like my ankles are so wrapped up in these lines they're like we're gonna have to take the shoes off to slide the six wraps over the ends of your feet it was um yeah so let me ask you this is there is there

is there not it would not be a good idea to have like an emergency knife like right here i did have one yeah so that i never thought so you could have started cutting strings if it got a little bit worse huh i was a little bit handcuffed i don't know where you had tied yourself up so if i do it over water again like i would go hand over again disable the right yeah so next time yeah yeah you know when this uh when I encounter this sort of problem in the wild, I need to know how to handle it. I was practice throw. Also, I had packed my own reserve,

and it was my first time doing that. So I actually assisted. Like I had done, like someone else led, and I was their helper. But this is the first time where I led, and Jackie was my helper. So I had a second reserve that was factory packed in case it fouled up. But that was kind of on my mind.

Like, this thing better, like, come out and do parachute shit. Because that water's coming quick. Jesus Christ. I'm glad you're not dead. Yeah, I'm happy about that as well. You know who else almost died? I don't know if you guys have been following this. I still don't know all the build-up details,

but Boogie was trending nationally the other day because he and a YouTube guy named Frank Hassel apparently have some long-running, a couple months back, I guess, like feuding. And this guy went to Boogie's house, and I went to... Can I back up? Yeah, yeah, up yeah yeah yeah i was gonna do some of the clips too oh no i love what you're doing frank hassell's youtube channel now um like removed by youtube it's kind of based on wearing a gopro and being an asshole to people like this is can i just confirm his name is frank hassell oh i've also heard him called castle yeah but on reddit they're saying

frank castle is the name is the character of the punisher it's frank and much cooler name and he's hassling people i think is the maybe it's that is awful yeah so he just like he goes up on the street while wearing a gopro on his head and he's an asshole to them and that's the nature of his content anyway what a piece of shit he likes to call out boogie on all the like you know personality inconsistencies and stuff that the boogie gets fussed at over the years the manic depressive guy you're a little inconsistent with your personality i don't like it so they had a debate on a podcast and frank hassell said he was gonna go to boogie's house and boogie's like come at me so that's i i did listen to a little bit of the uh i saw keemstar do like the

posted a video of those these two guys talking and most of it was the frank hassell guy laughing at boogie and keemstar not being that quiet and Boogie doing like 90% of the talk and being like, come to my house. Come to my house. I will fucking kill you. If you come to my house, there's Castle Doctrine here, bitch. I've got a gun. You start harassing me. I'm going to shoot you on my front lawn. Come here.

You know, and apparently... What have you been like, according to the Castle Doctrine, I will... This is OK. I wish he quite literally tweeted that. He said, well, there's not an actual video released yet, but here's the sound. There is some video that I'm at zero. Ready?

Yeah. Ready, set, play. Home, you are not welcome here. You have threatened my life. I'm asking you to leave in about 30 seconds. I'm going to fire a warning shot. Fire it now! Fire the warning shot now.

Home. Oh, I know where I saw the other video. It's on Boogie's channel. What a piece of shit. Just look at this photo of this is a surreal photo. It's this guy flipping boogie off in his door as he's having a gun held to him god i wish i wish boogie had blown one of his hands off like a fucking remember that scene a taxi driver where he just blows the guy's hand in half with

the 44 so i'm i'm looking for here do you want to watch Boogie's video? It's four minutes long. Does it involve some of this? Oh, it's entirely about this. I kind of want to watch it all. He said, I took the gun and made him suck it like a dick while the whole neighborhood watched. Jesus. We should watch this video. It's entirely relevant.

God, you need to get those chompers fixed. It has footage that... Are you guys ready? Yeah. Ready, set, play. Hey guys, I guess I should make a video about this. I need to be very careful about what I say here because this is now a criminal investigation. But I'm currently

trending on Twitter because I had a stalker come to my home today. Long story short, several months ago, this guy decided that he still has a list his decision to start stalking me and harassing me, threatening me mentally, physically threatening to come to my home threatening to harm me when he did. Unfortunately, on Saturday, this gentleman decided to drive over a few states to show up in Northwest Arkansas and start taking photos in the area to prove that he was here and calling me names on Twitter and tagging me in it. I made it abundantly clear to him and anyone else that would listen that he was not welcome

in my home, that because of his previous threats that I would pull a gun on him. And today he decided to show up. And so I did exactly that. I pulled a gun on him. And today he decided to show up. And so I did exactly that. I pulled a gun on him. I told him to leave my property. I told him that I felt threatened. I fired a warning shot so that he would leave after firing the warning shot. He did. Here is some of the footage that I've already shared with Keemstar. So it's okay to put it here. I want to show you what I'm dealing with. I hate that this dude called Boogie fat.

Oh, come on, you fucking pussy. What's the deal? Oh, my God. What a piece of shit. What's on his shirt? I wish like three bullet holes would come through the door right now. Call him a fat maggot. Roughly.

Open fire. Open fire! Open fire! I don't think that's a real Abercrombie & Fitch shirt. I have a doubt. Is that the brand I wear? What's the one everyone get fussed at me for? Hollister? Hollister, oh yeah, my bad.

The water bottle in the pocket so you won't even open the door i can't hear the words while boogie's basically saying i'd like you to leave me you're gonna kill me you're a fucking pussy, dude. There's more footage than that. I can't show it to you because of YouTube's terms and services, but I have handed that We could stop here. It basically says don't do this to YouTubers. Please decide what happens next. This footage is brought to you by Ring.com.

That's so... Oh, man. He should talk to Ring. That's so scummy. what a piece of shit so do you know anything else about the backstory what do you like is there so they got in an argument on a podcast and this all came from i think he feels like frank hassell has been one of the ring leaders in leading a um a movement against him and uh you And he kind of holds that mantle proudly. You know, yeah, fuck you. I do hate you.

You're inconsistent in one thing or another. Yeah, so I don't know much more. I did see the podcast where they went at each other, and Frank just had like a laundry list of grievances about Boogie. And Boogie was basically like, you know, some of those grievances are valid and some of them are not like kind of response and um but i think i think frank likes bullying him i think

he's made some money off of him oh oh showing up at someone's house is just not okay his youtube channel and maybe a subreddit were both removed at roughly the same time. And Boogie says he has nothing to do with it. So how is this guy even streaming? I don't know. Because they happened at the same time, some people feel like that's evidence that Boogie was behind it. But he says he's not. the boogie was behind it but he says he's not uh i know that there used to be channels that attacked me where i had nothing to do with like a video getting flagged but they were flagged

anyway probably it turns out like videos attacking popular youtubers often get flagged organically yes yeah yeah and um so that may have happened or may have maybe he was behind it. You can't tell. Well, I am on his Twitter. It seems like another bit he does is accosting people in a grocery store claiming to be Dr. Don Wario, accusing people of being schizophrenic and not taking their gender reassignment pills. I hope someone kills this person. Well, christ you're gonna you're gonna get us taken off youtube i'm not gonna kill him uh you know i just i hope somebody else does though yeah poor boogie i i like look boogie uh has made some mistakes that have brought some level of fussing against him but he didn't deserve this oh here's a

brought some level of fussing against him but he didn't deserve this oh here's a keemstar just tweeted a clip of the gun being fired oh really yeah it's i hate that i haven't i haven't watched the whole thing successfully put himself in the middle of the cool drama but 27 seconds maybe it replays it a lot i'm ready ready one sec i'm ready ready set play is this what we have to do oh god beach and his pal sean phillips were driving when the flock of birds wait what's the sky and hit the plane. The air pulled over to investigate.

The birds were twitching and they were in blood spots, you know, like little pools of blood here and there. They hit the ground hard. They were dead. So, you know, there was no survivors. Dude, that looks like something I would have put on my YouTube channel in 2011. Dude, I was... That was an irresponsible warning shot i bet kyle i bet both of you had the same

thought like i thought the warning shot would be into the grass which this still has a ricochet like chance but kyle it's not up in the air like that yeah if that same angle had been towards the ground kyle you think it's okay in the grass uh you know who knows if there's a fucking rock right under the fucking soil it bounces off of it hits this guy's carotid artery and he bleeds out in your fucking yard and just manslaughtered a piece of shit but now you're in jail and honestly like that i i thought that too i was like oh you know boogie definitely has the right to have the gun and pointed at someone on his property who he's rightfully fearful of. Right.

But then when it was like Andy fired a warning shot, I was like, well, fuck now he's going to be the one that gets in trouble out of this. I would guess like, he can't just fight. It looks like he lives in a pretty residential area. He can't just be firing guns in the air like that.

Like, yeah. So probably, yeah, that's just, so... I mean, probably... Yeah, that's just... That's not good. Fucknards, if you're watching this and you're going to shoot guns into the air, you have to shoot it almost straight up.

Straight up is ideal. One or two degrees off is maybe okay. But I was surprised to learn how even five degrees off, it starts to be a big... It lands fast. It arcs and hits with speed. need it to go up stop and come back down that's that's basically what you're hoping for then you're just dropping a bullet and people live but good gosh what he did here i'll show it

again for people watching that bullet is landing somewhere and it is moving fast enough to blow your brains out that is a deadly That will land as a deadly bullet. Well, the fact that nobody reported someone just getting randomly shot after that. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, I would guess. Yeah. I mean, the odds are low. It's just. It's a dangerous shot.

Yeah. You know, you don't do it. That's not how you do it, Boogie. But, you know, in that situation, maybe you do do it. I don't know. The guy's fucking. I mean, better than shooting the guy, I guess. I don't know the guy's fucking i mean better than shooting the guy i guess i don't know that guy needs a shooting though i feel like there's plenty

of friend you already could have shot i don't think he was wanting to approach the guy anymore than he already was that guy needs shooting though that guy's a real piece of shit i i feel like if someone says buddy don't come over here i really don't want you here if you come here i'll shoot you and he still comes then you're kind of valid in questioning his state of mind yeah he needs an attack dog that would be ideal boogie you mean yeah yeah he needs an attack dog i heard his dog that dog's attack dog no yeah no he got an attack dog he that dog would be eaten he needs a big fucking german shepherd that's trained to attack. And he could just be like, if you don't leave my property, I'm going to release Samson.

And just, you know, give the guy two warnings. Maybe get the police on the phone. Like, there's an intruder at my home. He's harassing me. He won't leave. I'm fearful of my life. I'm going to release my dog. Okay.

Arkansas police had to put it past him. By the way, when you get here, I'll tell the dog to release him. Alright, sounds good. No need to shoot the dog. He's trained. I'll tell him to release. Police will be like, alright, I'll bring my dog too. This will be cool. Yeah, that's how that would go down.

I like the dog a lot because the dog probably doesn't kill him, but the dog ruins him. You know what might have been fun to have? Get him off the property, too. If I'm living a police fantasy. It's going to hold him right there. Here's the plan, and it's easy to do this in hindsight. Gun on your hip, pepper spray in your hand.

Hmm. Just a thought. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I mean, it sounds like Kyle's idea was good of you know gun in the hand phone in the hand talking to the police as it's going down you know what if i'm boogie and i pepper sprayed that fuck and i get hit with a 400 fine that's money well spent i wonder i don't know if that's how he was looking at it.

Yeah. I mean, just showing up at someone's house, walking up to their front door, supremely just unacceptable. Like, yes, it's just not okay. And isn't it surprising that that swatting has only gone that wrong once to our knowledge like all

the times that's happened yeah and then you know it seems like that goes in waves it'll happen again and that i mean like npr did a story and they interviewed the police that had come to swap my house and the dude was like it is a crazy feeling thinking we're gonna kill somebody tonight on their way to my house right like what happened was the the crux of it i came down with a shotgun or a pistol i don't recall for sure and my wife was at the top of the stairs well on either side of that uh door an apex there was glass like you guys it's a style of house you see all the time steel door glass on either side making the locks worthless um they looked through the glass and saw my wife alive and based on you know they're saying this

on the podcast and they're like that's when we knew that this whole story is not true because his wife was supposed to be dead and uh yeah so like this shit comes close came close for me yeah oh yeah it's really fucked up well i hope someone kills that person um um or cripples them that would be better kyle i was uh i saw i was getting notifications on the the bulldogs game against i think it was against arkansas right yeah and first half i think it was seven quarters and i was like oh no please don't do this to kyle don't don't dash his hopes this early like i was i was genuinely like i would like to see him happy with sports. Come on, let's pull out the win. Meanwhile, Mizzou, end of the first

quarter, 28-3. Alabama's just having a blast. What did that game finish? 45-15? Something like that? What was crazy is Mizzou beat the estimated spread.

Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. Losing like 30 points. I think Georgia ended up beating the spread too maybe. Yeah, they ended up like doing well in the last quarter. I didn't watch the game. I read about it a little bit.

I think maybe they switched quarterbacks. I'm not sure because i was reading comments they were like why didn't they start with this guy or something like that but um but i don't know we'll see what happens next week um i think it's uh auburn next week maybe i don't know and that'll be a little tougher arkansas had good defense clearly but um yeah they held you to 37 well yeah but they held us to like three for three quarters or something like that it's crazy uh so so we'll see what happens i don't know first game of the year and the covid or maybe just george george is not very good maybe they're

a 15th ranked team and not a fourth ranked team but we'll see speaking of not very good nc state's undefeated season ended at week two and And we're no longer also receiving votes. That's a damn shame. Yeah, we were ranked like 31st for a bit. We got to start against Alabama. Yeah, good luck with that. That's not fair. There should be an asterisk on those seasons.

It's the second toughest conference, SEC. Yeah. SEC, the renowned second hardest conference. We've got the number one team, that's all's all so did you watch the fights this weekend no i was doing the flying thing in florida i didn't have access oh man i did see the ending of the adesanya fight and actually a lot of it he beat the fuck out of that guy i the fuck out of him jill sonnen kept quoting some old boxing dude maybe gustamato who was saying like i'm not sure if lifting weights is bad for boxing or terrible for boxing

and they just the idea is that like big strong guys lose fights and somehow that burned into my head i'm like costa's gonna get his ass kicked and when they showed up and he was skinny like to me he lost some muscle mass i'm like he's trying to pass the performance enhancing drug tests. That's what's happened here. He doesn't have the same juice flowing through his systems, the system that he did before. And I just felt really confident about a, I'd assign you a win.

And I don't know. I had nothing to do with strength. It had everything to do with Costa being staying on the outside against a champion fucking kickboxer for some reason and taunting him when he took strength it had everything to do with costa being staying on the outside against a champion fucking kickboxer for some reason and taunting him when he took like eight kicks to the leg and then taking eight more to the leg and so all right so first of all i buy almost every single ufc event i don't even know how to pirate them however i fell asleep after the prelims and i slept through three-fifths of the main card.

And I came in here to my computer. I was like, I'll just watch it on Reddit later. And, uh, and I look and one of our lovely $50 patrons is streaming the fight to everyone. Like,

and I'm just like, don't mind if I do. So I just, I just, so you're making money. If you're a $50 patron, that's a $65 pay-per-view. You're making money just to become a $50 page. That's a $65 pay-per-view. You're making money just to become a $50 patron.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. So I jumped in there, and there's like 20 dudes watching this guy stream. I won't say your name just in case you might not want me to. I can't pronounce it anyway. And so we watched the last two fights. The Reyes fight was very good. Jan will make a good champion at 205. But that Costa fight was crazy.

I thought Costa could win. I wanted him to win. But he did what Yoel Romero did to the point where Adesanya went, pointed at him and went, Romero. And then he goes, yeah, Romero. And he does this like George Foreman boxing defense. When in reality, it's like, no, you're not engaging. You're not clenching.

You're not rushing toward him. You're not throwing knees. You're staying on the outside against a world champion kickboxer who has like eight inches of reach advantage on you. Every time he got closer, Adesanya hit him. Yeah, but. I just stayed farther outside than that he needed to keep coming you know he needed to eat one or two shots and then be on him instead he was like i'm gonna stay out here and eat 130 shots it by the end his legs were just

ruined his face was ruined and he was on the ground not able to get back up while adesanya literally fucked him did you see the guys bent over on his knees and adesanya gets into doggy style on his elbows and knees to picture it and like throws a hard hump into his ass like like a humiliating uh defeat for uh for costa in every single way but did you see the gyno on uh on adesanya what does derrick say it is he says it's gyno from steroids does he i he has about an two hours of content on this topic and i just flipped around and i felt like i didn't quite get all of it but um so he thinks it's gyno from steroids he doesn't think it could be an injury he doesn't think that the fact that it's one side thinks it's injury possibly nope he thinks it's

gyno hmm he's had it for three fights now i don't know yes yeah i've seen it derrick has a 30 minute video on this alone and he breaks down adesanya's pictures like every picture of him that exists for from like the last fight and everything in between on instagram and it just suddenly appears like three months ago or something like that nope no i promise you it does i i would stack my knowledge of adesanya's body type against derrick's in this regard and then he showed the way in from last fight so it's last fight it's swelled up to new proportions this fight but there's absolutely poses where you can see it in his two previous fights i disagree okay that's fine but yeah i uh and i was looking at the pictures like today too and then um uh you know i'm looking at them now

okay i'm looking at them after the show so that's even more current somehow um but uh anyway um so yeah uh he's got what i think is clearly a swelling where gyno would be i i think of gyno is more of the puffy nipples but it's like a strand underneath and in close and including the nipple right it's like this glandular swelling behind the nipple, and it's only on the one side. Yeah. And they asked Adesanya about it in the press conference. They were like, there was some virus.

I'm noticing your titty there in the fight. And, you know, something going on there. And he's just like, why are you looking at my titty? And just, like, brushed it off. And it's like and he's just like why are you looking at my titty and just like brushed it off and it's like because you have one yeah you have a titty and you have eight percent body fat or something ridiculous uh viewers i'm about to show it to you yeah that doesn't look natural or normal and derrick's point was like if that's a pec tear then after the fight you're like you you like you're like yeah and I had to fight through a pec tear and and you know you know I was this and that and he was like that's not what pec tears look like exactly anyway

so he has one titty it's his right left side of the screen. So, yeah. Greg just said also did a video. Here's a particularly good photo. Sorry, I'll give you that link too. It's more around the nipple than it was in my memory in this latest photo. Like that, that looks like gyno to me. It's weird to me that it's one side, but I guess that happens.

I don't know. I don't know. All I know is you got to have surgery to get rid of that. So that's going to be there for a while. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought actually if you just came off the roids for a while, it would go away. That's not the case, I guess. Not at that point.

That's a titty. Oh. What was that last? Not at that point, that's what? A titty? That's a titty. That's a teat. That's a teat? Yeah. It is a teat, indeed.

That's not a great one. What if he has to milk it and it would go away? What if he just had to milk it regularly? And he should have just milked it. If he was just lactating and that was the real problem? Yeah, I don't know. I don't like that. I have a lot of respect for his fighting skill now that i didn't

have before this fight he just put on a fucking clinic it was so it was so sharp it was so good he did a really good job um is it but i still hate him hard to tell like who's striking is really next level i mean i can tell who's having success with their striking anyone can see that but i can't tell if he's doing that well oftentimes because the other guy isn't world class or because he is world class like that i think it's because he is because his opponents have all been you know from from gastelum to whittaker and and now isn't it funny that gastelum gave him the toughest fight gastelum's a... I mean, he's a bad dude, but harder than Yoel Romero,

harder than Costa, harder than Whitaker. Gastelum was the toughest. Yoel and Costa, the reasons they lost the way they did has very little to do with their skill and everything to do with what's between their ears. They both fought the fight in a very similar way just like not wanting to to commit like they were it was like they were so afraid of gassing out against this guy that they didn't want to do anything and it

it makes no sense to me a couple of years you just gotta go get him go get him i'm we're watching the fight and i as we're watching it i I'm like, what are you doing? What is he doing? Why is he on the outside? Does he think that Adesanya is going to break his foot on his calf? Like, does he think that Adesanya is going to gas out from kicking him? Does he think that he can take more kicks than Adesanya can deliver? Because that seems to be his goal right now.

Like, he's doing a rope-a-dope with leg kicks. It made no sense. Well, I don't know. It was a good fight. I think I like him as our champ. I know I've been real inconsistent on who's allowed to do PEDs and who's not. Jon Jones, absolutely a motherfucker for doing those steroids. He's not a champ.

His whole record is invalid. But Adesanya, I mean, I really like him as champ, right? Yeah, that's cool. So I'm being silly, but dude, he's good on social media. I like him on my TV. I don't

like him at all. I wish Boogie would shoot him. We have to use that all the time. I don't like him at all. I wish, I wish boogie would shoot him. We have to use that all the time. Give that person one for, yeah. When I really hate someone, that's what I'm going to say. I just wish boogie to shoot him.

There could be a whole montage of a boogie shooting that gun in the air and like people falling over and planes crashing. Have him fire the shot and then have him roll the news reporter talking about Kobe Bryant's helicopter going down. Just over and over a whole montage. There's a lot of meme potential for that picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't like him at all as a person.

And for a while, I didn't want to admit that he was a good fighter. It was when I watched him fight Anderson Silva. I thought that – I didn't think he looked good. I thought that it looked silly. It looked like an exhibition fight almost. It looked like an exhibition fight, and I didn't like that. And I think I took that to be more about him not being as good and less about him just not wanting to cripple Anderson Silva,

which I think was actually the case. And I didn't think much of his fighting skill. But God damn it. He tore Costa apart. He beat Romero. He beat Gastel romero he beat gaslum he beat whittaker he's fucking great he's old which is interesting like it if i could ask him a question it would he's 31 he's not old old but he's old for a professional athlete and he's real new to the ufc so somebody on reddit who said he was his friend told this story. He says they offered him a UFC contract and the amount was really low.

It was your typical new guy to the UFC, like, I'm making numbers up. Ten grand to show, ten grand to win. And Israel's like, suck a dick. I'm not fighting for that. And they're like, but this is the UFC. You have the opportunity to work your way up and this and that. And he's like, I'm Israel Adesanya. You know, like, stop treating me like that. I didn't realize this guy had like

a hundred professional fights. So he just fought outside the UFC a little longer. They came back to him and gave him a contract, like whatever, four times better than the last one. Not what he's on now as a champion, but something respectful and good. So he didn't enter the UFC until he was, what, like 28? Something like that? 29 he debuts in the UFC? And now he's 31 and he's the champ. But I wouldn't expect him to stay champ for three more years, right? I would.

It's going to have to be someone who's... I mean, think about how long it's going to take someone to catch up to him. How many fights they're going to have to win in a row to get a title shot. Like, who's in line for it at this point? He's beaten every single contender there is that's legitimate right now. Are there any good wrestlers at 185? Yeah, Joel Romero. You know, you say that.

He hasn't done a takedown in like five years. That's true. Yeah. That's true. He is 58 now, right? 158. It's hard to tell. Yeah, I don't know.

I think like Gastelum is pretty good, I guess. But also he seems to say that Luke Rockhold or maybe Tyron Woodley would be the ones that could the ones that could they could give him the most trouble i don't see that one uh luke rockhold something about him is susceptible to getting hit people seem to find his chin a lot and if anyone's gonna find his sin at chin i mean to say it's israel and um woodley what on the other hand he has been loading up that right for 15 rounds now. If it finally lands. He's ready to go super sidearm. And obviously he's in a weight class heavier.

He was just saying that Woodley should be fighting in a lower weight class. Maybe Whitaker. You know? I don't know. He didn't do much in his first. You saw what he did to Whitaker last time. There's always an excuse. Well, there's usually an excuse right like with whittaker in that case he had not fought for two years and had what had a spleen removed or something or his intestines his

intestines did he get what horses have what the fuck happened to whittaker colic that made him have intestinal surgery and he needed like two years off and uh then he came back and did a champion fight against israel like maybe this next version of him's better i don't know i don't i don't see anybody beating him anytime soon it just takes so long to climb that ladder and get another title shot and you know if even if you think like well no he just needs to win two more fights and then he gets his title shot it's like that's a year and a half, two years. Yeah. What it basically is, is I'm betting on Father Time.

He will eventually win. I just don't know. Sure. Everybody's eventually going to lose. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he's going to lose for a couple more years at least. I don't see him slowing down or catching up with him. I think his style is one

that's going to let him go on for a little bit longer than normal. He's got so much reach advantage and it's not like he's going to forget how to kick in the next four years. I don't know. He just keeps them at length and cripples them if he wants or he can

just box the shit out of them he's very good i uh i hate him though i wish we could shoot him well it could be fun to hate someone too i hate john jones and i watch every fight john jones could take a 44 and keep on coming any pistol round really any pistol no chance john jones would close that distance right away poke him in the eye the game over uh yeah anyway i'm looking at the list of 185ers i don't see the one that beats him like that i'm like maybe jared canada i look him up he's 37 like yeah father time will get to the 31 year old first yeah jared cannoneer is ripening however anasanya is rotting right i don't know the cannoneer boys they peak at 42 darren till's a lot of fun but uh his what he's good at are the things that israel's better at they're they're the same things and israel's better at them so i don't i don't see that happening anyway yeah man

um but it was it was a good weekend of fights uh i got i think i watched all of them uh eventually in one way or another and uh i don't know ufc's killing it right now you know who's interesting and i think you might be interested in him too that cosmo chimanov guy rat lip guy yes the the one that like like he'll have a fight scheduled for next week they need to fill in this week and he's like yeah i'm in what about next week that's it's cool he wins he gets like one punch he beats this guy makes next wait next week beats that guy fights He beats this guy, makes next weight next week, beats that guy, fights again, beats that guy. The guy has like three knockouts. And I don't mean to exaggerate, but it might be a minute of ring time.

It's something crazy. I think he, I think they need to give him some better opponents and then we'll see. I'm just that guy. That last guy he KO'd looked terrified. i'm just that guy that last guy he ko'd looked terrified he looked he looked like i would look if you threw me in there against against a guy named yatsmas kamalov he was like oh oh oh oh like it was he was just backpedaling like right from the start and like both his hands nice and high up like like like they teach you on the first day of boxing like get them up there high now yeah he's like all right i got him up here a little closer together well not that close and then the guy just punches him right between

both of his hands and knocks him the fuck out with one punch oh i just anyway that guy aspires to fight at 170 i'm a little confused because he takes last minute fights at 185 and wins those two so maybe he's not the guy yeah i i don't know i don't know about that guy we'll see when he fights someone uh uh of note yes yeah let him fight fucking woodley woodley's got that that'd be a good fight for him actually woodley on like a three or four fight skid. Oh, man. If this kid beats Woodley, it's going to really be a feather in his cap. And if the purpose of an aging fighter is to build a name for the people who replace him, I like your matchmaking.

Oh, speaking of aging fighters, I know we're at an hour, but did you watch Diego the Nightmare Sanchez fight? Only some highlights. Dude, it was so good. Dude, I'm watching Diego. I'm watching him, right? And he's got his hands behind his back doing the Jose Masvidal thing. This is what I was going to say first.

No, you weren't going here. I'm looking at him and I'm thinking I might have a better physique than Diego the Nightmare Sanchez. I think so. I think I might. Carry on. What are you saying? Right after he had his hands behind his back like that it was to lull his opponent into comfort

because he was about to come out with the flying knee like uh and and this 40 year old man ran out and tried to do a flying knee taylor which is like you jump off one leg and you throw the knee up all the way to the guy's head you're trying to ko this motherfucker with a knee so you've got to jump to make that happen you got to get some air time you've got to be an athletic mother and the other guy's taller by the way too so like i don't know it's five foot nine diego and this other guy is like 5 11 or something you really gotta get like a good 18-inch vertical or something to put that knee right where you want it under his chin. It gets to the guy's belly button.

Like a four-inch vertical. And eight feet away, and the guy's just like, huh. All right. And continues to beat the dog shit out of Diego. It is unkind to continue to offer Diego employment as a professional fighter. It's an act of. They asked Dana. What did he say?

So Diego's got four more fights left on his contract. He says he intends to fight them all out. What are your thoughts on that? You know, guys, he's Dana's well. On paper, he's won three of his last five you know um and uh you know to give it a lot to the sport give it a lot a lot and uh you know it's tough you know it's tough guys like cowboy too you know tough guys tough guys you know they'll just fight forever what do you do what do you do i don't know i don't know just let it go away because it's like this guy's retarded his his corner is retarded in fairness everyone says he has cte but he was retarded 15 years ago he's always been retarded he's always this was this is not the case where it's like a Muhammad Ali who was sharp and with it.

Clever. And then had this decline. No, no, no. This was a dumb-dumb to begin with who has been battered in the head for over a decade. And now he's dumb-dumb. The neurologists are just like, we're baffled. We cannot see any decline in this man. It's like his corner man knows that he's got a retarded fighter.

During the fight, Diego's on his back, and he's got this huge cut over his eye, and there's blood everywhere. Literally, there's a puddle of blood. The other guy is controlling him. He's got a wrist cuff on one arm, and he's pummeling him with his other and Diego can barely defend himself and they're rolling around and Diego's just looking awful he's got nothing for this guy and his corner goes let's go nightmare did you see his corner man let's go nightmare he confronted Matt Sarah for a moment i thought maybe nightmare was code for like some sort of special move i mean i know diego is the nightmare sanchez but like i thought maybe when this corner

called nightmare mode diego was supposed to do something but if if there was a code yeah like maybe he goes, yeah! And like does one of those like five-finger death punches to the guy's chest and the guy just flies off of him or something. He does a Hadouken or something. But no, Diego just went a little more and laid there. Did you see Diego's corner man confront Matt Serra? No. So Matt Serra, for people that don't know,

is a former champion of the world in the ufc beat gsp to get that title temporary one time and um a very tough guy well respected ufc retired fighter and now he also i think he's he definitely coached one championship fighter which is chris weidman and uh now he has another one uh i keep calling one alamana sterling he has a really difficult name um he's another guy who's like maybe competing for a championship anyways very world respected coach world champion fighter that's matt sarah cool so diego's coach on the other hand is not a coach he die Diego used to go to a really great place. He was coached by the same guys that coached Jon Jones.

And they kind of put their love behind another fighter, and he felt like he wasn't getting the attention and the help that he should because he was their best guy at that weight class, and now he's not. So he left that school and went to this like con man charlatan. And Matt Sarah sort of called him out for taking advantage of a retard. And the coach goes up to Matt Sarah and he's like, hey, I like the things you said about me. And like, I guess he was going and he was trying to get a little more respect out of Matt. And he left with less respect than he started with.

Matt's like, well, you know, I do respect Diego. Now, that's a tough guy. But you, what are you doing? Why would you do that? Why would you keep coaching? What do you offer? What are your credentials to be coaching a UFC fighter? And it was good.

You know, I saw you chasing Diego with a knife, right? I saw that video. That's the thing, Taylor,, I saw you chasing Diego with a knife. I saw that video. That's the thing, Taylor, that the coach chases Diego with a knife. Really? I haven't seen that one. That's motivation. That's what happened to my foot, actually. I was training.

He's not a bad coach. He's not a bad coach. He's fast. He's not a bad coach. And he's cheap. He's fast. Oh, he's nimble. He's good aim. Kyle was stuck to the ground. Pinned him. Well, anyway,

UFC Fight's fun. Thanks for indulging viewers. And, oh, UFC fights fun. Thanks for indulging viewers. And, oh, one last thing. Landmark uninstalled Escape from Tarkov. Is it still uninstalled? Do you know? I was unaware that he had uninstalled Escape from Tarkov. He is 100% fed up with the game.

There are some bugs that impact only players who have maxed stats, which is like less than a percent but he's that guy and yeah there's probably five other people on the planet who have maxed stats and uh it's driving him so crazy he's a call of duty streamer now oh good for him maybe but you know new games coming out soon that'll do well for him oh i didn't yeah he might be thinking a step ahead yeah yeah probably so no i've been watching a lot of like total war and among us and uh stuff like that oh i will look i'm gonna be very careful to be spoiler free have you been watching the boys oh yeah yeah yeah i'm all caught up the most recent episode uh does not. I think that this show has just been getting better all season,

and I'm excited about it. Very good. Also, non-spoiler, I heard there's a boy's spinoff coming. It just got approved, and it's going to be on Amazon also. Okay. All right. I'm down for that, too. Yeah, I like that universe.

Fuck. It's very dark. It's very dark. Yeah, I like it. I like how fucked up it is we got nazis now yeah yeah so um i'm team storm front let's go i we you didn't have to say anything we knew um yeah she sounds like she's got her head on straight yeah all right this is you know what sometimes life hands you opportunities not to say something and i'm gonna grasp it i'm just saying sometimes it seems like she must be speaking truth to power you know that's exactly what's happening

i was just gonna i wasn't gonna make a pro-nazi comment it was uh it could vaguely be interpreted as a spoiler it was a white power comment similar but but not the same it's tangerines and oranges no i was true let's go with nothing i know you're just nothing yeah yeah no i i said a spoiler i don't even think it's true a couple episodes ago and i'm uh being double careful so i'm also re-watching the mandalorian because i'm getting i'm you know 30 more days before the new season that starts i have a i know you're not a huge fan of it but i am i like it i have a raised by wolves episode i haven't seen yet so haven't started that i'll probably wait till it's all out binge watch it we didn't even mention and i will end the show but uh

the debates are tonight so there's not much to talk about oh god but to a uh politics junkie this is like christmas birthday and easter all at once it's tonight debate number one of the presidential 2020 election they released biden's taxes it's very embarrassing he's gonna get hammered tonight he can't wait you know he did release his taxes i couldn't tell if you were joking it's actually trump's taxes they got released and it's the opposite of what I said. I'll watch some highlights. Of course, we both know this, but Biden released his taxes like hours ago, and I suspect it's to remove a line of counterattack from Trump.

Probably. Well, his tax is going to be very different from Trump's taxes as he's been essentially a public servant for 400 years. He is very old. That true i hear you um biden's taxes i don't think they will be but they have the potential to be a mess too because politicians seem to have way more wealth than public servants should so it's gonna show like where that shit comes from or what he's got cooking who the heck knows um remember when we found out that all of these people are doing this in the panama papers and what came of that other than that no one remembers that person who broke the story got killed yes that's where i was

gonna go all that happened is yeah you can't bring it up every rich person on earth is hiding money overseas. They're not actually paying what they're... Taylor brought it up. Not us. It was Taylor who said that. I have on good authority from Woody that all of this is true. You keep talking like this and Boogie's going to shoot you.

I'm not going to Boogie's house. I'm not going to catch a's house so mostly i catch a stray bullet yeah yes so well i wonder if trump's taxes it seems like it's it's dominating the headlines right now but he may have been fortunate at the timing of this story story drops like what friday or something thursday and then the debates replace it by tuesday I think they're going to be a big topic during the debate tonight. I think they're going to be... Biden is selling bumper stickers that say, I paid more taxes than Donald Trump.

We'll see. More income taxes. I'm not married to this line of thinking. He wrote off $70,000 of hair care. That's so funny. $70,000 of hair care. That's so funny. $70,000 for that hair. He's drastically overpaying.

But Biden's been practicing for the debates for weeks now. And that makes me inclined to think that he's going to be pulling out lines from two weeks ago. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. He made almost half a billion dollars off of The apprentice by the way did he like 470 million i believe he made that or the network made he made damn i didn't know the show was that he had a

great line i know i can still see trump's positive attitude but he goes on snl and he's like i am the highest paid actor on television right now which means i am the best actor on television it's like god that's funny i just i get a kick out of like you can just tell that his favorite part of this whole thing is going and putting on a show like when he gets in front of a crowd you can see him just being like oh man it's gonna be a lot of fun tonight we're gonna have a good time i love being the center of attention it's just something about me and it's like he just like you'll see so many like like marco rubio style politicians be like i'm i'm confident in it and like sweating and just looking terrible and shitty and he's like you

look like trash, Marco. I've got 30 years on you. You're not having fun. Who's not having fun with Marco? I'm having fun. Who's not having fun? Like that's what he does. And he's just fucking having a blast.

And like these sweaty politicians are up there. It's funny. It's funny seeing how much he enjoys that. We'll see. I bet we get some good sound bites out of this. Some good memeable stuff. So everybody will win in the end. Yeah. The'll see. I bet we get some good soundbites out of this. Some good memeable stuff. So everybody will win in the end. Yeah, the ultimate

winners. I want to see more boogie memes, by the way. As long as there's stuff to laugh at. Just him firing the gun off and then shit exploding. Like fucking X-Wing fighters from Star Wars exploding and spinning out. Give it like five hours

and then go to our subreddit and that's what it will be just just just you could just like the challenger exploding going down 9-11 do you remember those

9-11 memes that were like some of the first really offensive memes I remember which was just like in 2002 people posting on E-bombs world like Hulk Hogan peeking around the side and like double kicking and flying into the buildings. The one where Boogie fires the pistol and then it goes to that

clip of Wings falling out of his chair. That's the one. That's the one. Let creativity flow. Don't dictate.