Painkiller Already - PKN 320

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

pkn 320 we were just talking about games yeah i think i'm gonna go ahead and pull the trigger pay the how much is it like six bucks for it's left for the 990 it's 999 for the game right now left for dead too i want the full valve pack bundle it's 56 i think I'm going to decline. Well, hang on. Before you do anything, because I definitely want to play whatever the new map is if I play. I'm sure Woody does too. Yeah, well, there's a different one called the bundle

which is only $7 in addition to the $9.99. I assume that's it. I don't know. What do you tell me? I definitely want to play whatever this new content is that's just been added. I guess they worked with some modders or something and created some new content.

I don't even know what it is. I'm supposing new levels or hopefully maybe new enemies or maybe even new weapons. Yeah, like new special bad guys maybe. I don't know if there's new special bad guys, but there were unused voice lines that they put into the game. There's a new map, I think. New weapons.

Melee weapons for sure. Melee weapons are lame. In this game they have a purpose. And then shit, I don't know. I don't think there's any new bad guys, which I would really like. Yeah. It's still the same. God, I have not

played this game in eight years. I don't think. I haven't played it since that guy paid us $500 to play with him. It appears that the Left 4 Dead bundle is Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 together. For some reason, they're each like $9 separately

and $56 together. I'm not following. I don't understand either. That's a deal. I'm making money. But the last stand update appears to be included in Left 4 Dead 2, I think. All right. Cool.

It's crazy. They're still updating games like that. I'm like, why am I struggling to read? This is the last hurrah for that game. This is their last and final update. In 2008, it came out. I don't think I've played since 2000. I think the last time I played this game was with Woody in 2011. The thing is, in 2007, Left 4 Dead 1 came out.

Left 4 Dead 2 was really DLC at best. A lot of people were upset that Left 4 Dead 2 came out. You're like, oh, it's just a few new maps. As a matter of fact, Left 4 Dead 2 has all the Left 4 Dead 1 maps now. It's DLC is what it really is. This is a 2007 game, according to me. Yeah. Don't let the studio hear that.

You're really pumping me up to play this. I'm very excited now. Yeah, I'm down to play. I'll play tonight. You don't understand, Kyle. This is a 13-year-old game. You're gonna fucking love it. I like this game. Yeah, basically it's

slaughter zombies, keep an eye on your teammates. Everyone tries to get the most kills. That doesn't matter at all. What else is a 13-year-old game? Like Gears of War 2? It's about right. 2007 is Call of Duty 4. There you go okay yeah so it's a it's an older game yeah then gears war 2 also yeah man that was a fun game i love the gears fucking campaigns dude i get shivers when

that freaking big strong guy no one plays this coltrane coltrane nobody played this game like coltrane you always like coltrane i didn't like coltrane oh he was my favorite ah didn't they kill him i think he died they may have but he did die i was so i i was playing co-op with my friend pka dan actually and pka dan sucks dog shit at all video games and so i'm like struggling it's a real problem. We're getting overrun. It's me playing against twice as many enemies as you're supposed to have and a worthless teammate. And then Coltrane comes in there and I'm about in tears when he saves us. And he comes out with a fucking Lancer and like chainsaws people. Thank God you're here.

You're the teammate I've been wishing I had. Dan's a great guy, but to that shit terrible at this game yeah they came out with one recently i don't i didn't even finish the first one just come up with something new the same thing with halo like the fact that they're still like it those those games are trilogies like like they told a contained story and that's it like the pre if you're gonna make a prequel that's fine i guess like like i'm interested in like what happened before but i don't want i don't want sequels to those fucking games come out with something new is something i feel about entertainment in general like i'm really psyched about the boys now i guess that's not new

to some people who follow the comic books but dude the boys is new to me and it's new content these are all new characters i don't see twists coming they um they've changed it so much it's not like the comics yeah that big spoiler i got in trouble for totally not a spoiler i was like i i'm so glad it turned out that you were wrong i was that it was different it was different from the comic book yeah and i kind of knew that going into it but people didn't accept that you know thought I spoiled it. But yeah, fuck all you haters. Let's go with that. I didn't spoil shit.

Y'all dogged on me. Unless you were interested in reading the comics, then that was a terrible spoiler for you. Fuck them too. Oh wow, fuck readers. Fuck you readers. Yeah, screw you readers with your books and your glasses. Dude, I'm looking at words

i can't just listen to them i'm too good for that what do you buy papyrus yeah i was talking about uh hell divers like being free on audible like literally the day after i told you guys that they made them all 15 dollars really i was an hour i had an hour left in a book that i was reading for free, and they changed it to $15. So I had to pay $15 for the last hour of the goddamn book. You couldn't just fill in the gaps? That's where they get you.

No, I can't fill in the gaps. These books build up to something at the end, and then a big thing happens. Bro tip. Watch a podcast where they tell you the end. No. You know, at the end of a book, things happen, Taylor.

Do you ever turn off movies close to the end if you're just not having it? It rarely happens, but it does happen sometimes, yeah. I did this just a couple days ago. I just, it was one of those mindless, kind of working on something else, kind of not movies, and I just picked it's called six below horrible horror movie and it's like

the the it's about this dude who goes up on a mountain he's like a some hockey player who got in trouble for doing a bunch of cocaine and crystal meth and got kicked out or something and he's all depressed on the mountain and he goes up there and then they as he's about to pick a run it's like you know the you know i was gonna make a spongebob reference but you guys wouldn't get it is the really easy run and then there's like a double black diamonds like yeehaw kind of run and he's he does like the yeah puts it down then he starts going on the dangerous one and then it zaps back to the base and they're like we're expecting

three feet tonight get everybody out of there he got to the top of the mountain three minutes prior like just got off the lift and now it's an emergency evacuation and I don't know if you've ever skied before but you can't just get lost you've unless you're going into a back bowl and you're trying to get lost. Unless you're going into

a back bowl and you're trying to get lost, you will find your way down the mountain and you will see roads, you will see cars because it's a tourist attraction. He goes down this place and he's speeding, he's slaloming, loop-de-looping and everything, and then he just ends up

in the middle of a frozen lake, as most ski runs do end, in the middle of like a frozen lake as most uh ski runs do end in the middle of a frozen lake that's not true thousands of miles from where he started just a few minutes earlier and he's standing in the middle and he's starting to get like a little panicky and where did he come from it's starting to snow really heavy he came from right up there right the tracks are still in the snow what do you do you start heading back up not him he decides the way out of this is to find more ways down and so he keeps going down other the mountains are not this big i don't know how

he was going down i don't know how you made it this far i don't know how i made it a thousand miles it was horrible it's like he was howling at wolves and taylor's clearly describing a book i don't want to read dude it got to there were maybe 11 minutes left at the end and i was like i hope he dies that's i'm gonna fill in the gaps yeah some stuff requires marijuana to watch i have found that yeah yeah um i watched a movie a while back i may have talked to you guys about it but it's like a boy it's like a father and his estranged son. Like the father lives in like Alaska or something like that. Some Northern wilderness area.

And, uh, he's divorced from his wife and they have a teenage son. I don't know, 15, 14, 15 years old, not old enough to drive a car, but almost a man. And, uh, the son comes to visit him and they're going to go on a hunting trip they're walking up onto the mountain looking for deer or something and long story short like the the son accidentally shoots the dad in the leg when they're having this emergency and the son is like and the dad's like leave me behind and go get in the car. Oh, the kid's climbing up the tree, right? And then the dad's handing him the gun, and the kid's just an idiot, and the kid just, boom, rifle right to the leg.

No trigger discipline. Shoots right through the dad's leg, and the kid gets his hand bitten a little bit by a bear, his right hand. And the dad's like, go to the car, drive for help. And he's like, I can't drive a stick shift, my hand. And I'm thinking in my head, like, just reach the fuck over with your left. Fucking like driving second gear the whole fucking way. Like, go for help, you loser.

But instead, he puts his dad literally on his back and starts carrying him for like 20 miles or something like that. Because, quote unquote unquote squats are the only thing i'm good at in gym okay yeah well so you can carry a 200 man for 20 miles because you're good at squats no no so you didn't like how they included that as like a little like hey look it's not ridiculous because we said earlier remember when he bragged about his squats it's like all right supernatural logic yeah like maybe if he was like a fucking lineman or something like that and they had it and then the beginning he was like pushing one of those sleds 100 fucking yards all day or something well and it was also like i remember there was no pushback from the father on the stick shift thing

yeah like it was just one time where he's like just make it back you can you can make it faster you're young and I'm dying. I don't know how to drive the stick. Well, that exhausts our options. You're going to have to carry me 20 miles. It's like, I can teach you to drive stick well enough to get an,

get out in an emergency and fucking two minutes. Like we can have a quick conversation here. Like use the meaty part of your hand. Like just go like that. Reach over your left. Any of us could reach over with our left in an emergency i'm not saying you can fucking like drive a race car with your left hand dude i can do that while shaving it's not hard yeah you can do anything with your left that you can do with your right in a fucking emergency like like we're not looking for like precision or like you don't have to be the best you just have to do it it just has to get done hold the clutch in and start in second give it

some gas all right now you've already skipped a gear uh i hated that long story short that spoiler alert the dad's fucking dead when he gets into the bottom of the mountain to help like he's got his dead dad on his back and you're just like fuck he's dead and and they're like sorry son your dad's dead and he's like i know and it's just like fuck this movie what have i been doing for 90 minutes even the last day of it so he was like trying to yeah it would be way harder to carry a dead body that's not helping with grip but like that was a third of the movie was the last day of him picking up his then dead dad and carrying him back in like a whole montage like a third of the movie is that and then they get back like at 2 a.m that next day and like your father died yesterday

morning and it's like you've been carrying a dead person for the better part of 24 hours yeah this has been the entire movie i'm not carrying the dead body for two feet much less 20 miles it's not happening no like i'll bring help back i won't let the badgers get you but i'm not carrying the rest of the way that was an awful movie and the son didn't even want to go hunting it was clear at the beginning he didn't like it he wasn't good at it he's doing it because his dad wanted him to yeah they should have been in the cabin fucking playing checkers they didn't even i remember they oh go ahead woody i just said they should have done squats together he kid would enjoy it he's good at it yeah that's his break out the fucking weights let's go body weight squats go i remember i don't remember all the specific ones but peppered throughout that entire story weren't

there a bunch of really lame flashbacks and talks about like what hunting meant to him and what he was like passing on to his child yeah and maybe with the grandfather there was some flash and the grandfather was played by um i can't think the actor's name off bill pull pullman maybe it was the president from um from fucking what movie is this independence day remember independence day no what is this movie we've been talking about oh i don't fucking know i don't want to know it's just it's a terrible terrible it's called bad movie number three all those awful little flashback hunting scenes there's about trying to get a moose i remember that and he was like telling his son like the shameful tale of when he

didn't kill a moose with honor the right way yeah the right way the dishonorable kill that for both of you yeah i was hoping the bear would just kill them both honestly what i thought i was getting into was movie like the edge have you ever seen the edge with anthony hopkins and uh and baldwin do they have is that the stealing money no i'm thinking of the sylvester stallone climbing movie yeah that's uh that's cliffhanger which is also a decent movie. That's a decent movie. It's fun, yeah. He'd been on a little bit of a slide before Cliffhanger came out, and that really picked his career back up. So this is called The Edge.

It's got Anthony Hopkins and the good Baldwin brother. And I can't remember who plays Anthony Hopkins' smoking hot wife, but she's worth looking at for a while. And basically, Anthony Hopkins, Baldwin, and a black guy, they're in a plane, and they crash into the wilderness of probably Alaska, and they're lost. But Anthony Hopkins is a super wealthy guy. People are going to come look for this guy. And the thing is, the little, the stressor is that anthony hopkins has this smoking hot young model wife and baldwin is her photographer because she is a model like an actual model and he's suspicious of their relationship and uh so when their plane goes down they're having to survive in the wilderness

and there's a bear stalking them and uh it's it's it's a good fucking movie i like it i like it a lot i watch it wait i'm seeing i think i've seen this one it does uh he has a quote he keeps saying right like a man gets pushed so far what is it he says i man you can't push him anymore quote from the edge yeah you can only push a man so far it's something along the lines it's something push back that's close enough yeah i'm saying that anthony hopkins one man can do another can do is that is that it yeah that's the quote. Because Anthony Hopkins is reading these books of survival tales and things that other men had done in survival situations. And he's making Baldwin repeat. He's like, what one man can do, another can do. Say it.

He's like, what one man can do, another can do. No, no, mean it. You've got to mean it. Because the two of them have to fight a goddamn grizzly bear in the wilderness with their wits and a pocket knife. So they're making spears and trying to figure out how to do that. You know that trap where you fall into the spikes? I think they make one of those. Yeah.

All sorts of nonsense. It's a good movie. It's a survival movie. That is one of those movies, though, where they're like, we got to prepare for the arrival of the bear. And they're shivering, not even enough energy to to wipe their ass and then they build an eight foot by eight foot pit with spears in it somehow they don't do that i know what you're talking about i've seen those like that's how command um that's how predator is you never see them eat in predator you know and and those fucking fucking bad monsters you know they need their fucking food

you know where's the grilled chicken oh it's time for food lunch yeah there's no way they're not i don't have my supplements like they're out in the fucking jungle with none of their shit they haven't eaten in like three days and they're like all right time to build the most intricate fucking traps of all time i'm'm going to need all of us. Carl Weathers, get over here. Take your shirt off. We're going to have to pull this enormous tree and bend it over to make a fucking flail trap. Yeah, I know what you're talking about

with the low energy trap building. I got my tractor stuck today so that was a bit of an ordeal. I was mowing and there was just at the edge of the yard has these swales and there's a, I think it's called a culvert. You know, those like concrete pipes, you know, ours a little too small for a person to fit in, but almost for sizing. And somehow I went up against that and the tractor got stuck and the tire spun in the mud and it was like, well, shucks. So I'm thinking about the resources

i have available to to pull it back out there's tacoma but that hasn't been started in a while nicely parted out is it's tough you know i wouldn't mind like taking that thing up to like eight miles an hour and yanking a tow strap but it hasn't started and if the battery's dead and we're doing this with a stick shift people are going to stall it because it won't be me driving. Forget that. We're going to use the F-150. I've got Jackie, who's a girl. I've got this 19-year-old.

Right? I've got this 19-year-old city boy who I once saw try to start a pull start motor. And he, like, jumped up in the air and while airborne pulled on the cord. Oh, my. I'm like, not that guy. No, just add a little bit of flair i don't see who says yard war can't be fun and then i had um a hope he's tapping his heels as he's starting and also a young girl i'm like that's that's like the worst of all so so i get jackie and i put her in the f-150 and we have to tow this thing out first try was to pull it backwards didn't go anywhere um and i like i know like if kyle were there

it'd be like sort of two equals working you know putting their heads on solving this problem jackie's more taking instructions from me and it's like all right honey you know so i put it in four low it's kind of complicated to shift it locking rear rear diff. I got it all set up for her. And time is passing. Why isn't she pulling? What's going on here? She spent like two and a half minutes adjusting her seat, right? And if it was just reach the pedals, I'd kind of get it.

But oh, no. She's got the mirrors going. It adjusts like straight up so she's like oh she's getting the lumbar just right like you're going six feet and so that was the thing the first one didn't work we ended up pulling it out forwards and and in that direction it went pretty smoothly but it it was, I burned an hour. I'm still like exhausted from the whole ordeal of pulling a tractor out of the mud. And, uh, it's hard when you don't have competent help and you're in situations like that. I've been there. Yeah.

The things that like, I think I'm pretty good at giving like, you know, detailed instructions that people can follow that, like I knew that she wasn't an off-roader or anything. Hadn't done any vehicle recovery before. But the seat adjustment and I don't know. Little things, for example. My key is a proximity key.

So I was like, alright, I'll move the truck. And then she gets out and takes the key and walks 30 feet away and it's like you're a saboteur. I'm doing this to spite you. I'm alone. So, but I was cool about it. I was good.

But inside I was fuming. She's like, don't worry. I changed all the air in the tires. I let the old air out put in helium save on gas it was one of the first the my f-150 is kind of a street truck right it's all nice and stuff and then at first i didn't know why anyone would want to speak street truck i thought they were stupid and my driving involves hitting a curb now and then and you mean a street as opposed to like a off-road capable truck you

know this is a truck that mostly exists on on the street and uh off-roading is just like wet grass and shit like that which you'd be surprised how easily trucks get stuck going backwards on wet grass if there's any kind of incline like it they suck but a two-wheel drive a two-wheel drive truck is the most worthless thing ever you gotta have no four-wheel drive like you mentioned it goes backwards pretty well on wet grass but yeah they can get stuck so um uh anyway we pulled out a tractor with my truck and i think it's the most manly thing i've done with it so far all right you know a lot of towing counts that's kind of it like so my father's a cpa and he always thought trucks were kind of dumb you know people were buying vehicles that didn't really suit their purposes they're buying vehicles for style you know like if some accountant buys a truck it's probably not the right fit you

know if you're going to make an accountant car decision, you get yourself like a Chevy Cavalier. What would you get nowadays? Ford Focus? I don't know. I don't even know if they make those anymore. Honestly, probably like a Honda, right? Like one of those Japanese cars that goes forever.

He likes to buy American, but yeah, like an Accord class car, whatever that is. Chevy Cobalt, maybe? I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe. Malibu? Something like that is. Chevy Cobalt, maybe. I'm not sure. Yeah, maybe. Malibu, something like that. I don't even know if they make that one anymore. I'm out of date, perhaps. I'm out of date, too.

But that's what he felt like kind of a city adult should own. And somehow that buried in my subconscious. And when I got my truck, I was into woodworking. And I was constantly renting the Home Depot truck every time I needed a sheet of plywood you can't really bring that home on a Ford Focus so I would rent the Home Depot truck and bring either tools or materials home and I bought a Tacoma and I liked it and every time I was like I bet I use my truck as a truck every month or maybe even twice a month and it

depends what you call using a truck as a truck is if you tow a trailer is that using it as a truck if i put a 50 pound paramotor in the back it's not a hard task for a truck but it is tough to do without a truck yeah growing up like i did like um dad really looked down on people who didn't have it wasn't that you didn't have a truck it was that you couldn't do things like like like well you like if someone was going to come help someone like if you're gonna if you were if you're looking for like manual labor it's like does he have a truck no he's he's got a tourist well what the fuck good is he then like like how is he gonna assist us in this endeavor that we're doing today like just every day if you didn't have a truck there would be this moment where you had to be like get out of your car and get in the other guy's car to do the things we were going to do

today like there was a lot of off-roading involved or carrying things around like and it's not that nonsense that wings would spout about like you gotta have a truck to be a man like wings doesn't use his truck for anything manly wings it's a status symbol it's more of that fake man thing that he does but like if you're going to like i don't know like we would go pick up a race car engine like we go buy a an engine to put into a car how do you transport a fucking crate motor like if you don't have a truck you know or like slowly i don't know any number of things helping someone move slowly like the egyptians did first you build the car around it

easter island photos they tie the ropes to the top just always just always like you know carrying cars on trailers to to auctions or back and forth. Every day, there would be this time where if we didn't have a truck, we would literally be shit out of luck right now. We couldn't do the thing that we're doing today without a truck. My father drove 90 minutes to work each way. So that's three hours of driving right there. And then his job often involved visiting clients at their offices you know you'd have to set them up and stuff and

meet their staff teach their staff how to do the procedures right so you know he's bouncing from client to client going back to the office if you do that in a truck perhaps you're being kind of silly right you know that's uh that's not a truck task yeah unless you've got like unless you've been able to write the uh the truck off because a while back like that was a thing right all the cars off right but like to some level trucks had a bet had there was something better about a truck though hmm there was something like there was something better about a truck for tax purposes at one point that changed okay i don't know about that i don't know either it seems like it was something that i thought you would be like oh yeah the the rh3 variants right and my

my knee-jerk reaction was no that's not right and then it was like well it's equally possible you just don't know woody so that that's where i landed i know it's not a thing anymore but i i'm almost positive like like or maybe it was suv i don't know iody so that that's where i landed i know it's not a thing anymore but i i'm almost positive like like or maybe it was suv i don't know i just remember when everyone was buying suvs they were like oh yeah because the tax write-off because it's classified as like a a commercial not a commercial i remember there was something about fuel economy not having to be there was no fuel economy penalty for cars that were over 7 000 pounds so a lot of some suvs hit that i remember that but i'm not

sure i don't know the details anymore that's been but yes i know it has changed since then but it used to be a thing so where i was raised buying a truck was like hard to justify and every now and then when i have my truck it's like yeah i'm really glad i have it now two weekends ago my friend's two-wheel drive truck got stuck going backwards in the grass that's how it was in my head and uh later that day i flexed on him by going backwards in the same spot four-wheel drive there was nothing it was like a five degree incline backwards on wet grass but if anyone here has done that in a truck dude two-wheel drive trucks just really there's no weight on the back wheels, so they don't go backwards well. Yeah.

I'm still thinking about that Cybertruck. I'm still thinking I'm going to do that thing. It looks so silly. I was just. There's nothing silly about it at all. It's fucking cool as shit. I was just feeling frustration. So Tesla had Battery Day recently.

And as far as I know, batteries are still 95 95 the same as they were before battery day and i'm like tesla what have you done for me lately it feels like 2018 we all got excited about that cyber truck am i off on that yeah maybe was it 19 maybe yeah yeah um i think they're gonna start delivering them next year okay that's a bit of a gap. To me, the last thing they delivered was the Model 3. Maybe. I saw, oh, did you see that sports car they teased the other day? No. Maybe I'm not as caught.

Oh, my God. This thing looks absurd. Absurdly bad or cool. I mean, look, I like it. I like their, so it's not the Tesla Roadster. They've already got that. That's the thing they sent into space that looks incredible as well.

The 288 horsepower fucking... 288 is not that high a number. Yeah, but it's electric. Yeah, I guess it's a different kind of horsepower. It's all there at zero RPM or something. I guess it's impossible. Yeah, it's instantaneous. Horsepower has a movement component in the formula,

so you can't do it at zero RPM. I like how you said that like someone was going to call you out. I would have been like, agreed. We all know that simple truth. It looked, it had that triangular thing thing in the top of the roof, kind of like the truck does, and like a low-to-the-ground coupe. Are you looking?

Let me see if I can help there. I'm looking for it. Is it the Roadster also? I think that's what it is, Kyle. So the Roadster was their first car, and they're updating it so so tell me if this looks right to you and to the viewers i'll show you what i'm looking that's not it not close this thing um looks like i don't know kind of like a corvette

on the in the back but then it has this triangular pitch in the middle of the cabin. It goes straight up and down like the truck does, like at an angle. You're fully confident it's not the Roadster coming out next year? A thousand percent. I looked at your picture. It's not even close. Hmm. It looked absurd.

I saw a picture of it the other day on Reddit. Maybe it was a goof. But in any case, yeah, I like the truck. Probably going to get that truck. I'll probably get the mid-level. Whichever one I have to get to get all-wheel drive because I want all-wheel drive. Especially if I have to get like the $50,000 one that has two electric motors instead of three. I'm not going to get that $70,000 one that has fucking three motors in it.

It kind of looks like a woman's razor. Hell yeah. That's what I want. That's a funny comparison. Yeah. Look how soft it is. It's going to be no stubble. Are we talking about the coupe or the truck?

The coupe. Oh, I like that coupe. I like it too. it is it's gonna no stubble or are you talking about the the coupe or the truck the coupe oh i like that coupe i like it what is it like two hundred thousand dollars that's what it says on my screen that seemed that's expensive i don't know if it's that much fun probably not that much fun i don't know what rogan has exactly he may have the old roadster but um it doesn't have the styling that other supercars have like a mclaren a ferrari you see those and you're like oh what is that and rogan i saw him talking on a podcast clip recently he's like yeah see that dad car it's faster than all of them it's ridiculous like it it's hard to believe that the old teslas, old Teslas, but whatever, are as insane as they are.

This new one looks the part to me. The Tesla Roadster, it has a supercar Corvette-y sort of vibe about it in my mind. You know, we were talking about Rogan's. We were talking about Cuomo with that fake 100-pound weight the other day. And maybe we even talked about Rogan's reaction to it. Which was silly, which was super silly. And then I watched Derek, you know,

more plates, more dates, made a video like yesterday addressing it. And he's like, I don't know what Rogan's thinking here. Like he works out. He's handled a hundred pound weight probably. And he thinks this is real.

He's like, all right, let me show you this. Here is like, and he shows like some enormous bodybuilder, like gargantuan outrageous man like like top three in the world or something like that um here's him doing 100 pound dumbbell curls and he's going oh like he's first of all he's doing them like i would do fucking 45 pound dumbbells or something like that but he's doing with 100 and it's clear he's doing them like I would do fucking 45-pound dumbbells or something like that. But he's doing it with 100.

And it's clear he's not stopping anytime soon. However, there's clear strain on this man. And this man is like 5% body fat. His arms are this fucking big. And it's clear he's working hard. And then you show Chris Cuomo like this. Like it's a fucking shape. He holds it over his head like it's a cup of coffee.

Like over his head and back behind. Over his head at a very dangerous angle. If that were. I actually like Kyle's use of shake weight there. Shake weight doesn't have no mass. So I believe that weight that said 100 pounds on the side did weigh more than 10. Right? Maybe even more than 15.

But the way that chris como was throwing it around there's just something about the way a hundred pound weight moves the inertia right it keeps going it it was fake i love you like he's a big guy he's a big guy he's bigger than me and i'm thinking like first of all you're a tiny man joe first of all you're you're you're a man lit like he's in great shape like you've got a lot of muscle mass of all you're a tiny man Joe first of all you're a manlet like he's in great shape like you've got a lot of muscle mass but you're still a tiny man everyone's bigger than you how big is Chris Cuomo

what is he seven feet tall and we just don't know it like then I might start believing but I bet he's 6'1 that'd be a good guess I mean the best way to get it out there that you're tall is to go on the Joe Rogan experience oh yeah for sure because everybody looks tall is to go on the Joe Rogan experience. Oh, yeah. For sure.

Because everybody looks tall next to Joe. Yeah. According to Wikipedia. Congrats. I'm about six, one and a half. You know what? I'll give you six, too. Okay.

I'm six, too. I'm as big as Chris Cuomo, and I'm not a big guy. Not as strong. The thing is, Chris Cuomo was fucking around with a 100-pound fake weight, but maybe I'm projecting some sort of positivity on it, but I feel like it was so fake it wasn't meant to be believed. I agree with you. Derek does too.

We're all on the same page there. The only person – I feel like Derek said this. He's like, I don think chris cuomo expected anyone to actually believe that was a hundred pound weight it was a joke the only person that believed that was joe rogan the only person who believed that was real was joe rogan joe rogan falls for everything which is one of my frustrations on him you tell joe rogan the earth is flat and he's like all right the guy's making solid points you see chris cuomo with a hundred pound weight that clearly weighs nothing he's like i'm buying it i'm buying it that looks legit to me

he's a big man yeah it's a foregone conclusion wow that guy definitely throwing that around yeah he's stronger yeah joe rogan is silly but i like him i don't even listen to him that much to be honest that's the dumbest thing he ever he has ever said because it's within his wheelhouse okay like if he has an opinion on like a chupacabra or if he has an opinion on a black hole or if he has an opinion on virology it's like all right well that's his like uneducated opinion he's not trying to say hey i'm joe rogan and i know a thing or two about he's not doing the the trump thing yeah i know lots and lots about he's more than most people like he's not doing no one knows more about this than me i wouldn't allow that he's not doing that to you but in this instance it's like when he gives his opinion about weightlifting or fitness or mixed martial arts

like all right you're a kind of considered a bit of an expert in these fields so you know what i was wrong i was just thinking how funny it would be if like trump is like a passing discussion with like a nasa representative they're like well what are you talking about black holes what is this what are you talking about and they explained to him what a black hole is and he comes out and's like, we are diverting all necessary funds from COVID, the election and the U S military to stop the celestial menace. That is the black hole. I have been told and informed.

These are very scary, very creepy, very scary things, folks. They will suck your planet in. I watched it at NASA. Until the liberals, the dictator,

the liberals force him to denounce. I don't know. Like they call him racist for hating black holes that's where i was headed it's not because they're black it's because they suck up all the matter around them no one stands up for the white dwarves now here's a video i saw with uh someone i don't care for on Twitter, Mr. DeGrasse Tyson. And he – I don't know how they got this footage. And it's like a clear graphic of a planet being sucked in. Apparently, get this, folks. Just learn this.

You go into a black hole feet first, right? You experience eons of time going through a terrible, terrible way to go. Much worse than COVID, I would tell you this. Because I could see him doing that. Have you seen the dictator? Why doesn't SNL do that? That's a free one, SNL. Have a fun with it for once.

They're not funny. So in the dictator, Sasha Baron Cohen is like this Middle Eastern dictator, and he's got his scientists making an ICBM to carry his nuclear weapon to destroy Israel. And the scientist is like, we're done. We got it built, sir. This thing has a range of 3 000 kilometers and he's like why is it not pointy at the top in my head it was going to be pointy and he's like well sir because of the ballistic coefficient and well just the way it's transitioning into the atmosphere and on re-entry so we don't have a re-entry vehicle this thing is all one piece it doesn't we've saved a lot of time and effort by doing it this way he's like

it should be pointy no sir but we can't start over this is it he's like okay you know better than me you're the scientist and then he goes and then he grabs the scientist and like drag him away as he's screaming like the fucking like republican guard or whatever i had that same conversation about pointy things not too long ago i was like all right look i get it i get it a teardrop is the most like aerodynamic shape but why why it seems like pointier teardrops would be more aerodynamic has anyone ever else i mean certainly people have had this thought but have you ever wondered why a pointy teardrop wouldn't be better? Because I know the answer. Because of the weight, it would just swing down.

Like if all the rain magically inverted and kept its shape somehow, it would just become that shape in the other direction. Well, I'm not sure that it's the most aerodynamic shape. It's just what's created by. I guess that's sort of fluid, a liquid. I don't know. By air as the liquid falls, right? It is the most aerodynamic shape.

And also the most aerodynamic shape differs at different speeds, I'm told. And if you were to take a raindrop, for example, and make it really pointy on the front, there would be more friction. It would have more surface area to go in and that's why i guess it's subsonic speeds a teardrop is the most aerodynamic shape okay because of you know like take that nose and make it really like a lot like you know sometimes i exaggerate things to like just yeah why are jets why are jets pointy then they're super soft it just looks better it's supersonic it changes again ah that makes sense because bullets are jets pointy then? They're supersonic. Because it just looks better. At supersonic, it changes again. Ah, that makes sense, because bullets are also pointy.

Okay. Not all bullets, though, so I'm not sure. But I'm not sure all bullets are perfect design. Some of them are very old. The long-range fast bullets are. They're pointy. Okay. But like a.30 is not pointy, right?

Yeah, but that's an old timey round. Right. That's where I was headed with that. Some of them might not have had full science. Yeah, lately now we used, I always loaded these rounds called ballistic boat tails. So the front of the bullet is plastic-tipped so it can be extra sharp and pointy.

Also so that when it hits, you've got the benefit of a hollow point in that it's going to open up and sort of explode inside of the victim or animal. But also the benefit of a pointy tip that it's going to open up and sort of explode inside of the victim or animal and uh but also the benefit of a pointy tip because it's plastic on the end and that's just going to disintegrate but at the the back of the bullet doesn't just like end like it's not just flat like like like that it sort of comes out and does this thing called a boat tail where it uh it comes down not to a point but uh on the back it does yeah on the back so that the air flows around and how do they do that i think maybe i missed a part but

so most of most bullets are flat on the back maybe because they need a striker on there right like there's some oh that's the oh that's right that. Yeah, silly me. I'll show you. Yeah, when you go supersonic, aerodynamics change again. I forget. They explained it to me. I was hardly able to keep... A friend of mine, one of my para-friends, has a master's in fluid dynamics, and he understands this sort of thing. Fancy.

Well. Right? It's certainly a graph look at the rear of the bullet the above where it says g7 see so how it uh turns into what's called a boattail yep oh i see yeah it's tucked in a little bit 0.842 measurement units is a yes measurement units that's what they're known yeah you know looking at this bullet it's almost like supersonic it's quicker going to the right and subsonic it's quicker going to the left it's weird i half understand it but and this is what like this this is literally the ammunition that I would use, actually. For what?

I would use it for deer. These.308s? Those are, yes. Hmm. Those are yes. So you can see it's got that ballistic plastic tip that's just extra sharp and then lead on the inside, jacketed in copper, and then the boat tail on the back. That's a ballistic

boat tail. Cool, cool. I want to find a good horror game to play. Do you actually want a horror game or do you just want horror elements? I don't know. Like, do you want to be afraid? Uh,

sure. I don't want like, I don't want the gameplay to just be jump scares though. Like I want there to be more than that. Hmm. But why, what were you like an RPG or like a shooter or what? Either one.

Just, I don't know enough about games. You ever play Dead Space? Yeah, I played Dead Space. I enjoyed that one shooter or what? Either one. Just, I don't know enough about games. You ever play Dead Space? Yeah, I played Dead Space. I enjoyed that one. I played the first one. I don't remember if I finished the second one or quit like most of the way

through. I see a lot of people playing this one called phantasm. No phasmophobia right now, which is like one of those detective put the pieces together games where you have to, I guess you work with one or two other people or three, maybe it's just two people. You try and figure out clues.

One issue I have with horror games is that oftentimes like you don't know what you're supposed to be doing. And in a single player game, I hate that. I hate being lost. I hate running around in circles. I hate being like, like, what am i even

trying to do here but if the game's on rails and really walks you through it it's hard for it to be it's hard for a horror game to have that so yeah i like that so i was watching um i think this guy i think the youtube channel is mandalore gaming he does uh really good game reviews and i think i saw his review of this game a while back. It's a Russian horror game. And it's pretty fucking bizarre. Have you played it? No.

Did you want to? It looks good. Yeah, it looks pretty cool. It's 2019. I wonder if... Taylor doesn't have a bad PC. He just doesn't have a great one. I wonder how it runs it. Yeah, I don't

know. I haven't played it and not really interested in playing it, but it kind of popped in my head when you mentioned a horror game. Yeah, I need to find a good one. In the spirit of the season, you know, put the little Plague Doctor mask on the guy. I see that.

Okay. Okay. It looks good. I was thinking to myself, I need to... Oh, were we going to do a triple Halloween costume, like a theme this year, maybe? We could mention that. We could do that. I'm not cemented in one way or the other. If we think of a good three-person thing,

I'm down. You want to be the Golden Girls? That's not bad. My idea was to be each other. Just tossing it out there. We could pick one and switch it up this is my woody costume glasses some plaid shorts and some mandals you're all set just passive aggressive jabs at each other through costume oh maybe i don't like this idea. Or just outright aggressive jabs. Yeah, it could be the golden girls.

I like that one. It would just be hard to come up with enough material and easily visible elements. But I'll give that some thought. I've never considered that. Hire a makeup artist to double the size of my head. Perfect. Guess who I am, everyone.

Yeah. I'll go do the show from a 61 hotel on the edge of town they look already going off with ideas that's funny too and it was a 71 hotel i really feel like you're not giving i gotta get hyperbolic with it I'm not sleeping there this will be a five hour play so I can just get up for the show we did our Patreon hangout this past Sunday if any of you guys want to join there's a link down below for the Patreon

50 bucks a month and you get to hang out with us for two to four hours depending on wake times and the same guy who last month took an edible and got really fucking out of his mind high uh this month he decided he was going to get wasted so he had like 15 beers or something while we sat there and by the end of it like again it was at the point of the of the hangout where it's like all right it's been two hours it's. It's time to make some room so that more people can join. So if you've been here for the full two hours, it was nice hanging out with you, but you got to go.

And we're going to get a fresh group of people in. And my friend Scum was like, can we keep this guy? Can we keep him for the full four? Because he's at beer number 15 now, and he's still going. And it was like, yeah, that turned out to be a pretty good idea. It was one in the afternoon yeah yeah he started at like 10 30 a.m and so by the end of the four hours he had passed out and he was most he was barely conscious in his chair it was uh that yeah that guy's got kids 12 beers, he acted like this was nothing for him. Guys, I just drink out of a Stein, three beers at a time.

I'm at 12 right now, and I'm fine. 15 beers in, and he was asleep in his chair. Yeah. Yeah. He was fine for the first 12 beers or so. But after that, things went downhill. At one point in the in the hangout i was like you know i'm a little disappointed at the lack of drug use we've got this

show this uh that today it's it's kind of weak and like the moment i said that literally like eight of them reached for bongs and started firing up at least eight and fucking kyle just wants to live vicariously like do it for me Do it for me, because I can't. Kyle, you must hate this question, but is there any update on the parole thing? They're almost... Laura's working on it right now. Is that an attorney's name?

Laura? Lawyer. Lawyer. Oh, I'm sorry. Laura the lawyer. Laura's just got lawyering. It's like that scene from the office. He's like, he's a new dentist.

What's his name? Crentist. Sounds a lot like dentist. Maybe that's why he became a dentist. Crentist is a dentist. So you've contacted your attorney and you've set him in motion. Yep. I got Lawyer the Law the lawyer working do you have a timeline uh no okay no probably no next week we'll see oh that's fast yeah i mean i i don't i just gotta like send some papers to a judge and then

you know i'm giving the judge a week to do his thing, and I would imagine. How's your foot? I'm asking for motorcycle reasons. Yeah, it's tight. I can't bend my toes without it hurting, but it's definitely getting a lot better. It'll be good in a week. Does it leak at all, or would you describe it as crusted and over now? I've kept Neosporin on it pretty continuously and kept it wrapped up most of the time.

And I haven't let it get... I put a bag on it when I take a shower. I put a grocery bag on it and then take tape and wrap it around my ankle so it can't get wet. Okay. I wouldn't even known to do that. I guess that's good. Yeah. I didn't want to get it wet and gross and then... My wounds have to learn to fight, Kyle.

They're not going to baby that shit. You got to get some air exposure, some shower exposure. We expect you to be able to handle these problems. I just wanted to heal as fast as possible. Okay. COVID, yes. We haven't even talked about it. Trump got COVID right

after PKA. he didn't yeah right afterward he got it we missed it by a few hours literally like one hour yeah being able to talk about trump getting the coronavirus on the show what a fucking champion he is already back in the white house working for the people i i mean, I was signing blank papers all of Sunday as well. You just can't hold me down. I don't do anything but sign blank papers. There was a stage photo op, if you guys don't know. He was pretending to pass laws or something,

but he was signing blank papers. He's got to maintain confidence in the American people. He could have at least turned the paper more. He's got to project strength. He should have had a paper with words on it. That would have been ideal. Even a crossword.

Some Sudoku. Sudoku? I'm not going to weigh in i don't know sudoku you know they both sound pretty good i'm getting words wrong yeah i saw that so he got now uh it was funny watching as it happened because like immediately before there was any news, I saw people being like, he's literally dead. President Pence is coming. And I saw people being like, it's a ruse. He doesn't even have it.

And other people being like his. He's so strong and good and he'll never succumb to it. He's too. And it's like this is i don't think anyone knows what they're talking about yeah it's been 40 minutes as a guy who doesn't like think much of trumpy his character issues i had a little enjoyment and listening to news station after news station after tv doctor after tv doctor call him clinically obese like i just know how much he would hate that and they're like yeah he is clinically obese clinically obese clinically obese like i just know how much he would hate that and they're like yeah he

is clinically obese clinically obese clinically obese was bouncing all over the airwaves in the internet because it's a comorbidity it's a risk factor um and i'm all about body positivity that would be a bet i have a bet with uh my friend mid Mitty. I believe the bet is that if Biden beats Trump by 100 electoral points, I owe him $5. I thought that was a good bet. And if Biden doesn't beat him by 100 electoral points, he owes me $5. But if Donald Trump wins, he has to eat an entire can of asparagus juice and all on twitch this a good this is a terrible bet for him it's a terrible bet for him i thought you were about to say something additional that he got for taking the first

part of that bet no he why would you do this i don't know why you don't have anything on other than the five dollars on your side. Five bucks. You didn't threaten to drink asparagus juice at all? It was – no. Absolutely not. I'm not – there was a guy on Reddit. Can you introduce the concept of asparagus and the juices because he might enjoy that?

That's all me. Might be the reason. No, no, no. That's me. And the reason I did it was because on our MMA, the MMA subreddit um this guy two weeks ago said if paulo costa loses tonight i'll eat three cans of asparagus i hate asparagus but i'll do it paulo's got this and then paulo got the shit beaten out of him so he had to he uploaded this video and it got huge on mma subreddit like maybe 18 000 upvotes at one point and he's sitting there with a bowl

full of three cans of asparagus eating it and it's disgusting well uh i hope he enjoys that asparagus because he's not going to win that bet i well trump has to win for him to eat the asparagus oh shit but the 100 electoral votes, he might win that. I'm looking at the polls right now. You want to take his action too? No. He should have to include asparagus on the other part of the bill. As anyone who

doesn't enjoy who Trump is, you learn to distrust polls, right? We've been burnt before. But I was just counting up electoral votes right now, right? We've been burnt before, but, uh, um, I was just, I was just counting up electoral votes right now.

Right. Uh, Ohio, North Carolina, Florida, Arizona, and Pennsylvania are all blue right now. Yeah.

I'm giving every toss up to Trump, you know, like that scares me. But if you do just look at it, here's Biden up by 0.2% in Ohio, but it's blue. Um, he wins by more than a hundred. Biden's numbers have gone up quite a bit since the debate, I but it's blue. He wins by more than 100.

Biden's numbers have gone up quite a bit since the debate, I think, right? They've gone up since the debate. This is just Woody bullshit, so don't put a lot of faith in it. But I feel like it takes maybe 10 days for an event to really reflect in the polls. And I feel like the COVID stuff's not reflected yet. It's my own dumbass opinion that there'll be some empathy for Trump and that'll help him. But I could be wrong. People might also.

I don't think it's dumbass at all. Think of 2016. How many of these like, oh, oh, oh. It was just a roller coaster. I don't know. Hillary was up by like four or five points nationally right before the election. And Biden's up by 16. Right now, nationally? Yeah. Okay. points nationally and by right before the election and biden's up by 16 right now nationally yeah okay so i have him up less than that i can tell you how much um hold on i'm scrolling yeah i knew

he was up i didn't know i'm up by eight and that's that's significant it's a lot red 16 i'm not saying you're wrong. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But I go by 538. They aggregate all these polls together. Oh. And that's how I like it to do it. But anyway, 8% is a lot. That's more than most presidents win by. I think it's a little like 2016, except Biden doesn't have the negatives that Hillary had.

So compared to the Democratic Party as a whole biden's plus two biden also just from like there was a little like i think it's even more important electorally is like he's more likable than her so that's where i was headed compared to the democratic party as a whole biden's plus two hillary is minus eight that's a 10 percented swing you know she was less likable than in like an unnamed democrat yeah so this uh that's the big difference named democrat like i just imagine that like i prefer like madden and there's like that character who's just blacked out you're right 2031 season it's like it's just made up names and no no no profile pictures. Rashad Bumastan. Yeah. Born 2014.

Yeah. Hillary was just, I'm, I'm glad she didn't win. I'm still glad that Trump won and Hillary didn't because I just, I hate her so much that she's like her, her failures are my successes. Like, like I, I just despise her as a human being. It's like, it would be like you know it pick a politician you hate right but they're running against skeletor from he-man and the masters of the universe and you're like you know i do hate skeletor that i might pick

skeletor that's a good analogy i think that helped trump win you know there's some guys who just love everything about trump and there's some guys who just love everything about Trump. And there's some guys who are just like, you know, fuck Hillary. And there's good reasons to say, fuck Hillary, figuratively, right? Like that Goldman Sachs stuff. Dude, was it $650,000 she was paid for a 13-minute speech? Something like that. Her speeches weren't that compelling.

And by the way, they were repeat customers. They felt like they got their value out of it. Do you think the value they got was the eloquence of her speech? No fucking way. This is some sort of pay for play, some sort of corrupt bullshit that she's pulling there. And you can say all politicians do that, I guess. But she did it and I cannot like her for it period and um yeah so i don't i i could name things that trump does too but name 500

but yeah there's a good reason that you know people have the negative opinion of hillary she did shit yep yep i agree i agree um i'm still happy about the way things went down just to god it was worth it just to see them all cry right you know there's a i think there's a you know like a part of the population who's kind of pro trump but also really just sort of pro molotov cocktail like let's just take a molotov throw it in dc and see what happens fuck it that's what i want and and trump got votes out of that why not right yeah so that that uh that worked in his favor too he's not a literal molotov cocktail that's actually the other side a figurative molotov cocktail with bad hair a figurative molotov cocktail. With bad hair. A figurative Molotov cocktail with bad hair.

And they wanted to see what would happen. You know, like a lot of guys run as an outsider. And by outsider, they mean I was a governor. Right? Yeah. I was the executive vice president of Boeing. And then I was the governor of Michigan. And now I work for Lockheed Martin.

Right. I'm a bit of an outsider. I'm a businessman. Trump was actually an outsider. He had no political experience. He was a reality TV star and real estate developer. That's his actual background. So outsider it is. You can't knock his outsider credentials.

It's been fun. It's been a fun four years. Very entertaining. Very entertaining. Yeah, we'll see if he's been a fun four years. Very entertaining. Very entertaining. Yeah, we'll see if he can use for another four. I think he'd have won the second time if it hadn't been for the coronavirus. I think the virus is what's... That's going to hit him bad?

It's the number one issue. I don't think he's getting it. I think just it being a thing. Oh, I thought you meant him getting corona. He beats the pandemic in general. Yeah, yeah. No, I think he is excellent before general. Yeah, yeah. No, I think he was excellent before this. Yeah, yeah.

The economy was really good, which is often a huge indicator. His negatives were high, right? He had a problem with people disliking him. But if it's not for the pandemic, yeah, he'd have had a much better shot anyway. That's undeniable. We'd be going into the holiday season. he'd have had a much better shot anyway that's like we'd be going into the holiday season like we we'd have just had a huge summer of you know of all sorts of economic stuff going on that happens during the summer with the vacations and the movie industry and everything the economy would

be booming and you know he hasn't started any wars i love that hasn't yeah that's you know he's he's kept some promises he's at least as far as the Supreme Court which would be a big one for people that would be the big story right now him getting his last justice in getting three Supreme Court justices outrageous he'll probably get it because McConnell said he's going to do it

we'll see that's crazy he will be the most influential president as far as the Supreme Court goes ever. Is that true? Three? No one's ever gotten three, have they? I feel like three is pretty typical for people that get two terms.

It's a lifetime appointment. I think Bush and Obama only got two each throughout their two terms, right? I don't know. I'll Google it. Because Kagan and Sotomayor were Obama's two. Who were Bush's two? I have no fucking idea.

I don't know. I almost cleared the time. Washington got 11, so it's hard to beat him. That don't count. No, we're giving him the W. Kyle, everyone got two all the way back to Reagan who got four.

And it has Trump as two, but that'll turn to three. Reagan got four. God damn. That's fucked up. How old are the rest of this? Nixon got four. Eisenhower got five. Roosevelt got nine. How'd that happen? How did that happen? He must have killed the couple himself.

Did they expand the Supreme Court at that time or anything? Can you say that again, Taylor? Did they expand the Supreme Court and make it bigger at the time? How did Washington get 11? Maybe they started with 11 and then went down and then went back up again and then went down again

and then went up again. They did start at 11, I guess, since that's where it started. He put in 11. I'm just putting two and two together. I say, this is too many people. Back to nine. In any case, I think he'd be doing much better going into this election

if it hadn't been for the pandemic. He didn't handle it well. He didn't handle it well. There's no way you can say he did. Just lots of missteps that were unnecessary. He didn't have to... Why couldn't he have led the charge

on putting masks on? Why couldn't he have led the charge on all of these things? He says he was afraid of creating a panic. Everybody's already fucking panicked. Everybody was already panicked when we saw body bags piling up in new york that's what i started i was like glad i stuck piled all that food remember those i will say this what happened

to that like are there no longer like piles of body bags in new york like was that just a weekend where that happened like do you remember that when they were showing those trucks full of body bags in New York? Was that just a weekend where that happened? Do you remember that when they were showing those trucks full of body bags in New York? I don't know. New York had a lot of deaths. They were the first people to get a lot of cases. And I don't think they had a real good idea how to treat it yet. Now I guess steroids are a big thing.

Respirators are not the ticket. But back when New York was the deal, they were just like, I don't know, Elon Musk gave us some CPAPs. We'll put deal they were just like i don't know put the elon musk gave us some cpaps we'll put them on that shit i don't know it's actually bpaps but yeah he literally made maybe what they've got got trump on is uh is doing the trick he looked a little out of breath out in front of the white house but i saw that so trump got some drugs that other people can't get the steroid is rationed and the antiviral thing i forget what it is exactly it's experimental and you straight up

can't get it unless you're a vip yeah they said they'd only used it on like 150 people or something like that like maybe it was 200 or maybe it was 125 but somewhere could be some very interesting side effects coming down the pike they said one of the side effects what did you did you read this is that why you're saying it one of the side of potential side effects is delusions of grandeur oh well he's immune to that i had fingers crossed for hair loss that would be great he just can't lie anymore about the the hair situation. Yeah, delusions of grandeur. Well, how will we know?

Right? That's the point. Yeah. How would we know? How do they know what it does? Are there like 148 people who think they're Napoleon in the basement of that building right now? You could be like Lucky Larry over there who's still fine. When Trump came out and said, this is recently, this is post-Walter Reed, that the flu's a bigger deal. This is nothing.

Don't worry about it. It was like, you're still sticking with that? Come on, bro. It's bad messaging. It doesn't make any sense. It's dangerous. From the beginning, it's dangerous. From the beginning, he could have just glommed on to the message and been like absolutely it's really important that everybody wears a mask and does like that would have been so easy to just

do and avoid the firestorm that he got and like even the way he handled getting it like taking the little motorcade and like unnecessary things yeah yeah it's like why do that if you knew you were going to be out the next day anyway because that was like it was one day or maybe two days later he left it was like one day one day i think that's what it was so it's just the whole way it's like this is this is not looking optical and good yeah i i the whole thing has been it's been a crazy four years like it's been a crazy four years this is this isn't what i expected like he's just insane he like the things he does are just outrageous i i don't know like like you never know what he's going to do that's true my problem is

i feel like he often does stuff with the wrong motivations. Even if he does the right thing, it comes from the wrong place too often. Yeah. And he doesn't have a strategy for dealing with stuff. He has a media strategy for spinning stuff. And the pandemic is a really good example, right? When he downplays COVID, it's not because of this sincere, good-hearted belief that he's worried people will panic.

It's because he feels like downplaying it is better for him and it's worse it gets people killed it gets people sick like it it has half the population wearing masks so this thing is way worse than america not wearing mask i mean to say so this thing got way worse in america than it would have another than it has in other countries or would have otherwise but he just like oh you know what this is my katrina so let's just say it's not that big of a deal that's his media strategy and again and again it just seems like he has a media strategy for shit but on an actual governing solving problem strategy initially it was born out of him knowing like okay a global pandemic is horrific for the stock market

and that's my bread and butter that's the thing i brag about all the time and that i at any time i don't want to answer a question i talk about the economy and so i think he was being like oh i hope this doesn't ruin the economy oh no don't you don't need to wear a mask go to work it's fine like that kind of shit sure and then that too get him in the ass yeah yeah and and yeah he yeah just just miss missteps the whole way. Usually born from a place of self-interest and self-dealing. Right. I feel like that's the primary motivation for a lot of his decisions. And even when he makes good decisions, it's like about my legacy, about my reelection changes, about my.

And it's like, oh, well, I did like that one. I just don't like how you got there. Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. I agree. I agree a hundred percent. So,

but, uh, we'll see. We'll see if Biden wins. I hope he doesn't suck. And I wonder, I wonder, I've been on this,

you know, Hey, Biden's actually pretty fit. He looked good on that bicycle train, but I also subscribe to the theory that anyone over like 72 could die any day. And it's true. And not only could they die any day, which I mean, that's true for all of us. This is more likely for them.

They could start that decline. Like there's this. Some people age in a way where it's like oh yeah when he was 60 he kind of lost a step and then by 65 it was definitely three steps and by 75 he'd lost five six steps and he's 80 now grandma gets so racist and vocal about it at the shopping mall yeah some people though it's like yeah he's he's 78 and he's just like he always was but all of a sudden at 78.2 years old it's like boom now he's full-blown 120 year old mind like he doesn't know where he is anymore like there's that or sudden death right like i had a co-worker that died and he wasn't

even that old but he was really fat he was like big strong fat but maybe fatter than you have in your head and uh he was a foreman whose you know belt was one fight of the night every day and and uh you know just picture a guy barrel chested with a flannel shirt on and uh i went to work one day and he was dead he He was like upper 50s. And it just kind of like, right, right. Because sometimes fat people, they're alive today and dead tomorrow. That's how they just have a heart attack and boom. And that becomes more likely when it's a fat 74-year-old in Trump's case. Every day I've been like, that's the age people die.

Very few fat 80-year- few but he's and so this foreman like you wouldn't think he was about to die like you look he's too heavy he needs to lose weight but uh you know he's so active every day he's not about to die I'm gonna call it right now just 2020 has been and really the last especially 2020 but the last several years have been so bizarre it's been like someone is is writing fiction and like just putting twists and turns in it's like our universe crashed into like another universe and and we're and we've split off into some stuff some sort of parallel bizarro land i'm gonna call it right now something crazy is gonna happen biden is gonna is

gonna have like a stroke or like a heart attack or he's gonna have a breakdown in public like not a dizzy fit like like hillary had where she fell like a fucking bag of rocks and they had to drag her back into that car that time like he's gonna fall he's gonna he's gonna have an embarrassing moment and trump is gonna win this thing oh wow so you're saying this happens in the next 28 days. It might be happening right now. We don't know it. If Trump wins, Mitty has to drink the juice? Mitty has to drink the juice.

He has to eat the whole can. I've decided I'm voting again. Now he'll carry Missouri. A Minnesota man who made a bet that he'd eat an entire can of asparagus has spurred a new outreach of Trump support all around the country. And yes, the world, Don. Asparagus for all.

That's where you're wrong, Kyle. Asparagus farmers of America are saying they are now fully endorsing Donald Trump. If people around the world were going to vote, illegal votes we're talking about, you know it'd be for Biden. That's what illegal votes do. That's true. It's science. I don't know. I think Kyle's right.

We need one more. We've already had the penultimate. This is the penultimate episode, but the finale has not arrived. We're waiting on the finale. That's true. We're waiting on the finale. That's true. We're at episode 8, maybe 9. Trump getting

COVID, we're in the middle of episode 9 right now. You think so? We haven't gotten to the end of 9. There's a twist at the end of 9 to lead you into the 10th episode. There's going to be a cliffhanger. Trump is going to jump the plexiglass, cough in Biden's general direction, and then the show will end.

God, I just. We're still next week. What if he didn't even make it like a little? What if he just went? Let it spin his eyes. Joe, you want to sip in my Diet Coke? So the next debate is October 15th, which I think is the two weeks Trump needs to not be contagious anymore.

Okay. But I don't know how that works. Are they going to delay it? Are they going to put it on Zoom? Are they going to cancel the middle one? Show of being in a plexiglass cube. Yeah. Space them.

The senators in South Carolina debated they had a plexiglass divider yeah just do that yeah i don't know i'm really i'm thinking about our bet taylor we'll see how it works out i don't know i wrote three debates and i do remember the zoom thing being a push if one of them's on yeah so i i don't know if they have to happen on time or not when someone check the tape yeah they don they have to happen on time or not. Someone check the tape. Yeah. They don't have to happen on time. When's playoff baseball

happening more? When's the next Braves game? Oh, man. Let me check my calendar. Your boys got knocked the fuck out. Who? We're already up one game to none on the Marlins. I didn't know that. Next game's tomorrow at 2. The Cardinals are gone.

They got knocked out? Yeah. Are you saying that's playoffs? You're up one game on the... Second round of playoffs, we're up one game. Oh. I have not been paying attention to baseball. Me either.

Padres. Lost to the Padres. Yeah. I always forget baseball does these five-game series. I know people don't care about basketball, there's this guy jimmy butler i think i showed you him falling out of a canoe really likable guy super hard worker and kind of wants to be a superstar aspires to be a superstar but never puts up superstar numbers last night he put up superstar numbers and he willed his team to beat lebron james and anthony

davis lakers it is is like star wars shit right the scrappy little rebels trying to beat the empire and uh they got a win last night uh the first game the first game this is the heat we're rooting for their three best players got injured and they lost the game now i it's hard to even explain in basketball how important your best players are yeah you know if the blues lose their best guy look it's still a pretty big team one guy only has so much impact when a basketball team loses their best player then they're just screwed they lost their best three but jimmy butler came back and played on a broken anchor ankle i mean to say, and he won a game there. He's extending the series.

So maybe these other guys come back and I want the Lakers to lose. Everybody does. They are the, they are Darth Vader, but they lost one game. We'll see. We'll see what happens. I've had enough of LeBron's politics. Ah, okay. what happens i've had enough of lebron's politics ah okay uh there's a little piece of me that thinks it's like you really want the miami story to win but i don't know the miami story i don't

like lebron's politics and i don't like that he walked off the game uh off the uh court with like 15 seconds to go. Okay. I, I, I, forgetting that I like it when great stuff is happening right now. You know, like there's a Michael Jordan who plays in the NBA right now. His name's LeBron James. He's, he has three,

four rings. I forget how many rings he has, but he's about to add another one. He has so many finals appearances. He gets to the finals every year. LeBron James has played in the championship for like the last 10 years in a row, except last one where he was injured. And like, it is outrageous. They said, oh, he's only making it to the finals because he's in the East and it's easy over there. So he goes to the West and now he's in the finals. I think it just, look, if Muhammad Ali was fighting right now,

I'd be excited about that. If Michael Jordan was playing right now, there's something neat about that. If, I don't know, Willie Mays or some baseball guy, if he was playing right now, it'd be neat to see Babe Ruth going after a home run record in real time in front of us during our era that we watch this. And there's an aspect of me that

gets excited for lebron sure make his case but uh i want him to fall short of of because the expectations are so lofty and and uh i want him to fail because i think it'd be fun because and uh but more than anything i want that fake hair he's got glue to the top of his head to fall off while he's crying. You ever seen his fake hair, Taylor? Yeah, you showed me his fake hair. It's pretty egregious. It's glued on.

I know. Yeah. He's a fellow. It's funny. He got praise for that hair a few years ago. They called it the greatest comeback in sports, his hairline. And now, like, secret's out, bro. that hair a few years ago they called it the greatest comeback in sports his hairline and now like secrets out bro you glued hair under your head i i don't know why he has all the

money in the world i guess black people hair transplants are harder maybe i'm not sure technology's just not there yet because white guy hair transplants are great elon musk i was about to say jeff bezos but i think he shaves his head yeah he shaves it but elon musk his hair looks fantastic yeah especially if you're like taking your own hair from the back and bring it to the front do you know connor murphy he's a fitness model i think i have his name right he's been on more plates more dates a few times so you might he might ring a bell um his hair looks fantastic wow he is a fitness model goodness yeah this this guy is like yeah derek did a video about

this guy why connor murphy lost his gains yeah yeah um his theory was that he was losing his hair, so he backed off the steroids. But now his hair is amazing because he got a hair transplant. And it looks really, really good. So I just, oh, my point was, it seems like they can do white guy hair really well. Yeah. Yeah. I think white guy hair is a lot easier to do than black guy hair. Yeah. That's what it seems like to me too anyway call it a show yep yep yep good show kn 320 probably