Painkiller Already - PKN 327

Episode Date: November 26, 2020

pkn 327 how are you guys doing good are you excited for thanksgiving i'm not doing anything i'm not doing anything either no thanksgiving so are you doing anything at all you're even gonna have a big meal i'm literally not doing anything all right yes so we were going to do a friday separation with george foreman's parents they were going to come over so we were going to do a friday separation with george foreman's parents they were going to come over and we were going to have like a mini uh thanksgiving so but with the whole covid thing i think we're just doing a family dinner uh we'll see i don't even know what's if you asked me yesterday and the day before, Woody, give me an honest guess. You think you got it? I'd have been like, maybe, but probably not.

You asked me today. I'm like, probably, but maybe not. Didn't you get a test today? I did, yes. You got swabbed? Yeah. Was it really unpleasant? No.

I think it's changed. One, you literally do it yourself. And two, you go like an inch and a half deep in your nose, which is nothing for me. So yeah, you just do it yourself. Three swabs in both directions, both nostrils is how you do it. And like I said, it's in like the comfortable part of your nose. You're not tickling your brain or anything. And then she holds this uh

little vial like beaker thing where you put it in she puts the cap on there's liquid in there i guess to preserve my boogers and there'll be a test normally it's like two days ish but two days from today is literally thanksgiving and i'm expecting slower results so yeah that's what's up yeah oh and also there's a huge rush on covid tests i guess a lot of people are taking them to see whether their family gatherings are appropriate you know they're getting tested before they hang out and um and that's that but they had all these questions for us i'm guessing here but it seemed like they were getting a prioritization like it was one thing to just want to test out of curiosity and you know a gathering or a trip it was another thing to have

been exposed to someone who tested positive which is my situation it might be another thing yet to have severe symptoms where they put you in front so uh so that's what's up 30 minutes ago i was like if we start the show now i I might just, sometimes I write in the discord, I'll be like, can you guys carry the show? I'm going to lay down for 10 minutes, but I'm feeling better right now. And here we are. Good. Yeah.

I hope it's negative. Maybe you just got a cold. Could be. It's not the antibody test, is it? So it won't tell you if you've had it i think you're right yeah i think i'm not gonna know if i've had it in the past i'm gonna know if i currently have it i've been staying pretty cooped up the last few weeks and so i'm going past my grandparents like particularly so particularly because you don't want to because of yeah in preparation

for going to my grandparents and like it, that's pretty much just immediate family. Also, it's like me, my girlfriend who I live with, my brother, my other brother, and then my grandparents. Those are the only people like left on that side of the family. And so it's like that'll be a pretty small group. I'm not too worried about that. So hopefully, hopefully no deaths. I don't think I have it because i don't have any symptoms but yeah we'll see like uh we have it set up so like the the tests should be coming in tomorrow before the like oh so you did get tested in advance to make sure that you okay right right

yeah so that that's why in my area they're doing that too and it's super uh i guess they're out of test they're out of capacity etc but uh it's gonna be the same shit with those uh with the vaccines like we're talking about like there is no way that any of us are making it to the front of that line even if you want to be at the front they're gonna be like pouring that into nursing homes and shit. I won't, but my second identity, Gertrude Smith, she's getting her, Gertrude is getting her vaccine on day one. She's 97. She's high risk.

She's 97. She's high risk. I stockpiled. The state believes she's alive. I stockpiled a lot of identities in preparation for the election. Now I stockpile these vaccines for big little money. Typical Democrat. That's how we do. 80 million vaccines.

There's my 79 million votes and a million legit ones tip this thing over for Biden. It was like that South Park. Remember where Cartman rigs the election in like 2008 or 2012? I think it was 2012. And it's like, Kyle's like, there's no way you really cheated the election. He's like, actually, Kyle, it's pretty easy. You go to a certain couple of swing states and actually a few districts and bada bing, bada boom. He's just got his one room and he's got like all these ballots.

It's so funny. Why does he want Obama to win again? It was like for some toy being released. It had nothing to do with Obama because he's an eight-year-old. It was like, Andrew Obama, he'll keep us from buying the – Cartman is so evil though that I think the reason was just to put Kyle in that quandary of like, do I tell the truth and I think a duck becomes the president of the United States. Or do I stick with the lie?

And Obama is our president. And, you know, all the hope and change and the racial harmony happens. And he, and so he was stuck between that rock and a hard place. I don't remember the, at the end,

I remember he was hiding them at a Hummer dealership. Cause no one goes there. There's like some guy like working at the Hummer dealership, like, Hey, Hey, some guy across the street and the other guy just starts walking faster trying to get away the other i think their previous election when it was mccain versus obama their episode that was another good election one where it was like they were in on it together for the purpose of stealing the presidential jewels the hope diamond yeah the hope diamond yeah the

hope diamond or something and then at the end obama's like well why don't we just give it a go michelle let's try hell maybe we can do some good and then he just decides that he doesn't want the hope diamond money he wants to be the president for real yeah and mccain's like smoking a stogie like do whatever you want man i'm going to you know bahamas or something tahiti yeah yeah i just watched that one i've been watching a bunch of south park on hbo max yeah i've been watching more of that recently too always just an evergreen show for me love it kyle are you familiar with twitch rivals in the escape from tarkov world yes all right for anyone tarkov talk i'll do my best to make it compelling for everyone.

There is a guy we've had him as a guest, Pestily, Pestily perhaps. And he was long recognized as the best Tarkov player on earth. And then a new guy, Landmark came along and he kind of got unofficially recognized as the new skill leader in the game. He reached Kappa first. There wasn't a competition to reach Kappa, but low-key, they were totally competing, right? And he, oh, and then Pastilli hosted a competition, which he didn't enter himself. And I think it was just to get the most kills on Factory, perhaps.

And Landmark won that. And everyone was like, oh my gosh my gosh right there were a lot of people in it like 70 maybe like a lot so to win amongst a crowd that big like you have to be really good you know you can imagine that if you're the best player you could get second or third right you know you your best day not my best day i don don't win. He won. He won. And it was like, well, shucks. I guess he's the guy now. Well, Twitch Rivals is happening right now. This is the first time that I can recall

that Pastille and Landmark were in the same competition. Pastille is winning. Now, it's team-based, so it's not just, but I'm like, oh, we kind of handed your crown away. Was this premature? I'm going to look right now and see who's winning. I am really. Pistilli's winning, 18 to 16.

And I'm like, is this happening? Is this happening? Has the king returned? It's going down right now. And I am getting in-game beanies and baseball caps through these drops but uh uh that's not important what's i just think it's interesting that like oh and and it's a team game but i watch pastilli stream and he is captaining his team he is telling people like you do this you do that he's assigning you know you go kill killa you go search for

vodka you're searching for vodka i need you just hitting there's a call out called stronghold it's a new part of customs i need you to hit stronghold again and again hit that get out hit that get out keep resetting you need to get rashala's gun you know this is the still he is captaining his team and his team is winning and i'm like well maybe that's part of the skill set involved in being the best player or maybe he's the best team player i don't know but it's happening right now and i'm engaged and i think it's cool yeah i i don't like those competitions because they're playing in like pub lobbies if they if they arranged like if they did what like csgo does and they had like teams of people playing against each other in like a death match that would mean more about skill to me i guess but like it's there's so much rng like i um i'm

gonna i don't remember who it was but they did a uh fall guys twitch rivals i think recently and you're just in a big pub lobby with like everybody stream sniping uh you know jumping in and i want to say that like someone's like friend like did that move for you like grab an enemy and like tussle them and like throw them out of the way and that's how the guy won like and they're just like oh that's cheating it's like no that's twitch rivals yeah i i hear your thoughts and you're not crazy, but I would say that the format you outlined is an escape from Tarkov. You know, like there are, I watch Anton got killed twice. Anton's one of my favorite streamers by what appears to me to be a hacker.

One shot fired straight in the head, a standard account. There are different levels of accounts for people who don't play. Hackers often buy the cheapest level of account because they're going to get banned. They wouldn't invest in a $145 account. And they're often not as good. Not saying great players don't have the cheapest account, but you know, if you're one tapping on your first shot and you're that into Tarkov, you probably maybe have the better one. It's a sign. It's one of the clues. And it's just like man that guy appears to be the best gamer in the world got him two different raids now and uh that's that's

tarkov anyway i i like that there's pubs i like that there's randoms i like that there's all the rng and complexity that i play with because i like them to play the game that i play on the other hand when i watch the call of duty pros and there's no killstreaks, there's a bunch of maps that they don't even use. I know that the Call of Duty pros have their reasons. These are the most balanced ways to have a gun skill competition or something, but I like it when they have killstreaks. I want to see what you choose. Are you choosing an 11 killstreak? Knock yourself out, but you won't get it against my team. You know, we're too close to you. You're not going to get 11 kills in a row, probably. Right. You, if you were smart,

you'd be choosing the low ones, you know, against teams of equal skill. And I like to see the decisions that the pros make when they play the same game as me, when they play a different game. It's not what I want. Yeah, fair enough. I've been playing a bunch of zombies. I was playing right before we started here, just playing solo, messing around. I'm trying to get a bunch of camos done. It's a real grind, but it's fun. Are you close to prestiging again yet?

I gotta be. I don't know. I haven't really paid attention. It's double XP today, and it's also double weapon XP. It's a good day to grind. It's a good day to grind. It's a good day to grind. I didn't know that. I enjoy the new zombies.

Yeah, it's great. I'm not a zombies expert. Both of you know more about zombies than me, but I think this is the best zombies ever. I think I've played every map anyway, and I guess I like that it's easier. I will argue that even though it's easier, I think it's impossible to keep going. Now, hear me out. In the other zombies,

all you needed to do was damage a zombie to get points. So in theory, you could grab a wall gun, keep hurting the same zombies almost forever, and so long as you kite effectively, you'll keep going. In this one, as we approach level 35 or 36, the highest I've been, it's almost not that profitable to kill zombies anymore. You have to get all headshots. You have to you spend so many bullets hitting him in the head that at some point you'll just run out of money reloading. Yeah, you got to use the Tomahawks if you uh if you like go down and lose all your

shit in late rounds you just got to go tomahawk only yeah i was using a lot of tomahawks and i was getting i was like my profit center right i throw four tomahawks if you throw the fifth you have to pick it up manually that's kind of sketch throw four run around on the kite again pick them up you know and just sort of repeat that but tomahawks aside like i can only imagine what level 45 is like guns become unprofitable perhaps i mean the hard part i mean i've only gotten to like 35 36 same before we did x-fill or whatever but there's a real big like level 25 that ice gun just it just melts the lightning guys in the big like a juggernaut from x-men looking chungus yeah the big chungus but then like level 35 like you're spending all your ammo to get one of those guys kind of close to dead like it and

it costs 10 grand to get more so like i would imagine the hardest part in later rounds is just killing those big guys now you know you can get ammo a little cheaper at the pack a punch by changing the element which is cool but it's very dangerous like oh if you put yourself in this dead end by the pack a punch then you can get ammo that way and um i don't i have gone down that way once, but maybe a better player wouldn't have. It's just harder than buying ammo. That little area underneath the pack of punch, though,

you can you can run a decent little train around there. If you're if you're careful, there's there's like a little kind of pathway like tunnel underneath the stairs that you kind of have to, you know, sprint, jump through to the side sometimes. But you can you can survive down there as long as nobody comes in, you know, introduces new zombies into the mix mix can you get there from the pack a punch machine like jump the railing yeah it's just where like you just yeah just jump the railing i didn't do that yeah i carry monkey bombs if i need to like do something risky um i'll just

toss a monkey bomb get my ammo they're pretty cheap but by the later rounds you've got so many fucking points you can just you can just keep using them keep buying them being able to jump over the the railings is i still like catch myself not taking advantage of it ever because i think this is the first zombies you could ever do that like every other zombies it was like yeah your guy's like a super soldier but he can't jump over this tiny little fence to get on the stairs very heavy super soldier yeah i was like clicking i was like looking where people were putting their cameras on zombies uh you know before i even started streaming so i went to syndicates on there and i was like god damn he's just sprint jumping over all these little barriers like it yeah i agree with you this is the most fun and maybe it's just recency bias but it is

the most fun i can remember having in zombies it for a long time i hear you with the recency bias i don't think so i the big big big thing with me is everyone has a decent kiting spot. People tend to give me spawn a lot. I think it's because I'm often the worst player on the team. But when I go plain, it's not much of a downgrade, really. I do okay there, too. Yeah, they're all pretty good. Yeah, there's a bunch of good kiting spots.

Yeah. Swamp is a little riskier, but still pretty good. The equipment drops make this make it stay really fresh because there's always tomahawks and sim techs and frag grenades and decoy grenades and monkey bombs and syringes and everything else just dropping at your feet when you're killing the zombies so you get to use all that all the time and mix the gameplay up a lot and uh the ray gun is finally like super super fucking powerful again you do need a ray gun to go i think to go into you know triple digits for sure i've only gone to 36 we all by the time we get to

36 it's not that the game's too hard to play anymore it's that at least one of us is tired yeah and like or like or like their hands are hurting or something because we've just been focused for fucking two and a half hours yeah there's that by the time i get to 36 i'm not turning a profit quite as easily you know i i only on last game did i start to use the tomahawks more uh but i got a level three gun i forget what it was called maybe had pp something in the name and uh i'm shooting at the head getting a lot of bullfrog maybe that was it yeah i got a lot of headshots it was pack a punch to level three but but what was the rarity purple and i didn't oh i could have upgraded that yeah that rarity thing is really important like like i won't even play with a blue gun i'll play with a purple gun but like my my goal in life now is to make it gold

that you get so much more damage out of it so much more utility i had so much i took a spaz and brought it all the way to gold off the wall before the game was over but my chat just really wanted me to use that spaz they were going it's good it's good i like the spaz it's the best wall gun thousands of backseat game messages just grab the spaz. I don't think some of them even play zombies. They just enjoy the backseat gaming. I like the spaz in other games. Get it.

I once saw this FPS Russia video. Get that spaz. It'll help you. Yeah. And then that guy donated $100 for me to drop my beautiful knife and run the spaz. But it was like a hundred dollars i accept your terms okay ring the go grab the spaz off we go that'd be i would love to get a hater like some like oil prince from the middle east who just hates me and it's like i will donate

seven thousand dollars for you to shut down your stream and it's like yeah I will donate $7,000 for you to shut down your stream. And it's like, yeah, sure. You'll do this every day. I stream for a minute. And then you can I come back tomorrow or today? All right. I'll shut it down until eight. One rich oil man.

That's all I need. A lover or a hater. Either way. The game runs pretty well, too. Like, there's tons of glitches. It was clearly like a rushed um development i think raven and um sledgehammer had it and then maybe because of the virus maybe because of something else they were like ah we can't do it and then so activision is like quick treyarch make a game and they were like well uh how are we we don't have time to make a story and it's like fine just generic characters. Make soldier number one and soldier number two, and they've got a mission.

And that's what they did. So it's just full of glitches. The multiplayer fucking sucks. But they know how to make a zombies game. And they fix most of the crashing issues. They fix most of the connectivity issues. Last night when we were playing, whenever Middy would try to pause the game, it would only pause for him.

And so the rest of us would just get connection interrupted and zombies would kill us. So then he's got to run around and pick up all three of us. So that's a new one we got to work on. That's fucked you over a few times. A couple times that's only happened to you. We're level 30. He pauses. He unpauses.

And then a minute after that you go, so are we starting up soon? And you've already died it would just completely disconnect me from the game like like i'm in the like i would get a white screen sometimes all sorts of connectivity issues that in glitches um tons of glitches that were in the game that they've patched out so far there was this thing where if you had the ray gun and you got downed whenever you got picked back up now you don't have a ray gun and not only that you can only carry one back up, now you don't have a ray gun. And not only that, you can

only carry one weapon forever now. So you can't even pick up a secondary weapon. Nightmare. So you just have to quit basically. You just have to quit, yeah. Well, that sucks. Well, overall, I mean I guess it's good they're fixing all that. Yeah, I'm looking forward to the second map. It's kind of lame they didn't give us two maps.

Are there any spoilers on it yet? Like, do we know? Is it the one that came with PlayStation playstation right because playstation players got two zombie maps sure i thought that there was some i thought you told me that maybe i'm misremembering i didn't tell you that oh because i don't know anything about that i know playstation players got something um i would have assumed it was some multiplayer shit you might be right yeah well they should hurry up and fucking drop the next map because come on now a little bit of variety would be nice maybe for christmas maybe for christmas oh another thing we're getting for christmas fast it was funny we were we were just talking about bell delphine and how like she's she's always just teasing like like pixels of nipples and stuff right and then like the day

after our show she makes a twitter video where she's like talking into the camera and she's like well got a christmas gift coming for you guys my first my first hardcore porno and by the way if you don't believe me and she just flashes her tits and and so now like she's uploading like her tits to her her subreddit and they're just melting down over there like the fapping is real there's memes with boxes of Kleenex and like you know simps melting down and all sorts of shit

like they can't believe it like the day has finally come when they're actually getting to see nipples and almost vagina and uh but she has an actual hardcore porn coming right yeah she's gonna fuck her boyfriend i'm sure yeah do you remember clara baby legs yes she had an interesting like porn debut so people don't know she was the girlfriend of a minecraft youtuber he was the

one that like keemstar sort of exaggerated these pedo claims about something anyway he melted down you probably get remembered back on topic so his girlfriend super hot chick and her name was clara baby legs on youtube and she went to i think chatterbait i forget where she started her cam girl career and she go on chatterbait and much like belle delphine she didn't show much right night after night after night she go out there and at first she just coy like you know dressed sexy and then it's like dressed this is like sexy slutty dressed and you know maybe touching herself a little bit over the panties and then you see boom and it's like meltdown real boobs real boobs and then uh and then she's like full-on jilling off wearing panties and then she would like you know like

fuck herself with dildos in a way that you couldn't see it you know like it was just off screen until eventually it changed a bit i just went to her her page and the first one on only fans that you obviously can't see it it just says big load in my dumb cum slut pussy who is this clara baby clara baby i wasn't sure which one yeah that's i wonder what that is though because i haven't to my knowledge she hasn't done anything with that's not solo but yeah eventually she's just full on fucking herself with dildos and fuck naked and doing everything you can do solo. Addicted to cum in my pussy.

Well. Ass so tight, toys pop right out. So this is on Twitter? So I promise you, Woody, she the the top the top for today she's just bent over like spreading her vagina as wide like like almost painfully wide which too wide where is this clara baby legs twitter or subreddit oh the clara baby fucking my ass and slapping my clit. Yeah, we have progressed to a different level here.

Oh, yes. Wow, that looks like that had hurt that one part of her right there. That looks stretched. I mean, I don't think I have that part, but if it were between my fingers, that webbing, it would hurt. This video is just called Clara Babylegs Anal Sl slaps what does that

even mean it's just a way to say spanking i don't know i think they're slapping her asshole still everything's solo here that i see well we'll see give her give her some time i hear you but yeah this is all solo like i said now she's advanced to anything you can do solo oh well here she is with a load of cum on her tits see i never believe loads of cum anywhere on a girl because there's i i feel like they're using fake cum it just seems like you would right like it's convincing suspension of disbelief right right? Yeah, because there's plenty of lubes. Do you see the post? I'm not looking anymore, but I'm just saying. Well, I'm here to help.

You can buy lubes that are fake cum. Yeah, so who knows? Who knows if that's real? See, that's definitely not a lock and load load. I'll tell you that for damn sure. I'm counting one, two, three, four, five shots tops, right? And some dribbling. Did you roll sideways? One, two, three, four.

Yeah, five tops. Unless there were five additional shots that fired straight over her onto the headboard. This is not a lock. She's not even bruised. Yeah. She seems to be enjoying it. Boo.

I don't know if you noticed there were three pictures on that post not just the first one and on the third one uh it's dripping out of her mouth so also her hair color is different so it's clearly a different day anyway confirmation penis right there is no confirmation penis and i need the penis there to know at all you know as well though yeah bell delphine posted her ass covering to come today like i don't know if that's calm i need to know but i hope it's a pretty penis because i have high standards for that in porn it's a wings of redemption thing i don't know if taylor got no no we're all on board with that one i was taylor that was before he's part of the show i didn't oh yeah i guess so yeah wings

and i very little overlap well i guess in the first you know 50 episodes and i was a guest all the time i was on the show but other than that wow all right i'm getting a little distracted by claire baby legs i think yeah let's get back let's get back to the show what are fake cum oh I got you three easy fake cum recipes oh by the way

you can buy it in a bottle landmark has taken over the lead from pistilli so it goes on here you just buy this is used to create fake cum in professional porn shoots. Or a bottle of that.

Oh, well, that's much easier than this science project this stupid blog is trying to get me to do. Yes, the $13 bottle of fake cum off of Amazon is probably the way to go. Water-based, creamy, white lube, unscented. Unscented? Well, you'll never fool me. I add a little bleach to mine. That can't be good for her, but okay. Go to the third photo on that Amazon listing, and they can't put it on anything to imply that it looks like cum,

and so they just have it on its side drizzling over chocolate ice cream and it looks a lot like cum yeah well well what an interesting product let's let's see what do other people buy you know what frequently bought together and if you don't like water-based, there's a different lube. It's just called Spunk. And that is, yeah, yeah, it's, this is Spunk here. It's silicone-based, which is my preference. And it looks like a lot of people like to buy the fake cum and then use this little applicator to fill it up and then inject it. Oh, yeah, I got one of those.

Yeah, that's for anal. Yeah, you can get some desensitizing lube then inject it wherever. Oh yeah, I got one of those. Yeah, that's for anal. Yeah, you can get some desensitizing lube and inject your lady like she's a turkey. Interesting. See, I didn't know. I didn't know that you were filling this with numbing agent. Yeah.

The asshole. That's exactly what I do. Huh. They hate it. This is just for me. Especially when you go gobble gobble right before you do it. Hey, hon, not everything you do is going to be your favorite. None of the things we do are my favorite. Shut up.

Rufy's a get. That's where I found you. Get it? Because I kidnapped someone. I understood. They're not enjoying it. I find they'll do anything you want if you go Cosby on them. Because of the implication.

Yes. The implication being some sort of sexual deviance and abuse. Things may go wrong for her if she doesn't go along. Yeah. If she doesn't let me inject fake cum into her with a turkey baster. You know what? I can buy just a turkey baster for cheaper than this piece of shit. See, the thing is that thing has this soft rubber tip that goes on the end,

which falls right off, by the way. Just saying, fake cum injector company. Make a better product. The thing fell right off immediately. I had to fish it out from under the cabinet but anyway um you know you want that you know fishing it out of her asshole yeah that's what i thought happened when you were starting the story you don't insert it you just like it's it's kind of like when you're filling uh your your car tires you know you just you make a seal and uh pump it up. I picture it like making a pastry like cream filling. Like a beignet.

Like exactly like a beignet. You're just turning women into beignets. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good time. I mean, this is, I mean, I don't why did I add this to my cart? I don't want this. Why did you add it to

your cart? Taylor, I think I think you want it. That's why I think it's to my cart? I don't want this. Why did you add it to your cart? Taylor? I think, I think you want it. That's why I think it's in your cart. I think it's your id. I don't know. I'm good with, uh,

I'm good with the results of our wonderful proprietary blend right now. This is, this is for people who don't take health pills. I, I, I've, I've been tinkering with mine. I, I added,

another product and I, i like doubled the dose of one of our other uh ingredients i mean i i i tremble when i in my sleep and i've been urinating blood for a day now and i almost drowned but man those loads no none of that's true. Except for the part where I did, you know, tinker with the ingredients a little bit. That's moving forward and everything. We're just waiting on our latest iteration of the label.

We've been going back and forth with the label designer that, that Derek like hooked us up with. And I think the last thing we did was send him over like some PKA logo files. And so, you know, he's working on the logo. He'll send it back to us.

Eventually we'll agree. And I think that's going to be the most time consuming part because the rest seems fairly straightforward for Derek to do. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited for it. Kyle, if you had to bet,

uh, can you get this for Christmas or not? I would say no, that I would bet. No. Okay. Which is unfortunate. Maybe, maybe we'll be ready for pre-orders by then. I don't know though. uh can you get this for christmas or not i would say no that i would bet no okay which is unfortunate maybe maybe we'll be ready for pre-orders by then i don't know though i haven't you know you guys see what i see you know we're all in the same like chat with derrick and everything

um you could ask him you know i if we to me the label's not a big deal like we could always change the label after we sell the first like thousand bottles or whatever we start with. But like, I'd, I'd rather just get it, get the, get it on the market. Like, like get it going.

Like, like it, cause you know, it would be nice to sell it for Christmas, but yeah, absolutely. I would guess. And I would guess January is our mark at this point.

We certainly have to hit Valentine's day. Yes. Give her the gift. She doesn't even know she wants. That could be our advertisement. We'll run Facebook display ads on that until we get taken down. Sell cum supplements. I want Facebook to fact check us and be like, it really does increase the size of your loads.

And little known, it tastes better. I wouldn't trust them to fact check us. They would take one dose and then they would assume, and we'd have to tell them, no, it's a monthly thing. You let it build up in your system, idiot. You take steroids, you take creatine, you let that build up too. It doesn't work the next day. Yeah, it's going to take at least two weeks, three weeks to get your maximum results.

Some of the stuff that's in there I think has immediate results results but some of the stuff does have to build up for sure so you think you'll see a difference that week you take it monday for your weekend date and they'll probably be something maybe i think so yeah just from um one of the one of the major ingredients but i think to get the full ramifications of what you've done to yourself. You need to wait three weeks for four weeks, maybe even to get maximum potency. Three to four weeks, you think? Well, I mean, not without coming, you know. Right, right, right. But okay.

I mean, my heartburn medicine doesn't kick in until you've been taking it, stacking it for like five, six days. Okay. Really? Yeah. Like Prilosec. That's the way to go. I take 24-hour Prilosec. It's got to like, that's the way to go. I take 24 hour Prilosec once a day. But if I ever think like, oh, maybe I'm cured of heartburn and I go three days without it.

It's like, oh, now you have excruciating heartburn for five days. Do you get real bad heartburn? Really bad to the point where I like, I have to sleep. If I'm not taking something, I have to sleep with like three pillows. And like and I'm basically sitting up because the acid reflux will be up here. Acid reflux is the most unpleasant thing to deal with when you're trying to sleep. It's super hot and I can just

feel. It's like that commercial, if you've ever seen where fire is rising up in a tube from the guy's chest to his throat. That's what it feels like. It's awful. If I eat a bunch of tomato sauce, I'll get that. what it feels like. It's awful. If I eat a bunch of tomato sauce, I'll get that. Tomato sauce is bad. Lemonade is bad.

Like, I remember one day I drank. I'll never drink lemonade again, probably. Like, after the heartburn I had from lemonade once. Alcohol can be bad, but that's not a problem for me. There's a lot of things that will trigger for me. Anything acidic. Spicy food. You like spicy food.

Spicy food doesn't do it. It's like actually acidic things. It's not capsaicin.saicin capsaicin capsaicin i think yeah whatever that word is the spice-o-meter the spice-o-meter yes yeah it's like oh this one's just uh we call this unpleasant like well nobody wants this i i hate that when you buy a sauce that like markets itself on being spicy because i like spicy sauce i genuinely do and then you get it and it's like a try hard spice where it's like they want you to try it once i feel like and then just have that bottle sitting in your cabinet for the rest of your life reminding you that you shouldn't buy those i uh i was really into hot ones you ever watch hot ones on youtube uh yeah yeah i saw the steve so i bought a i bought

a few of the sauces they use on there i think one of them's called mad dog 357 because it's 357,000 scoville units and uh whenever i'm eating like if eating, like, a whole bowl of chili or, like, a whole bowl of stew or something or soup, and I want it to be spicy, I put two drops. Really? I go, boink, boink. And then I stir it up, and I'm good to go. But when I first got the bottle in the mail, I was like, aha. And I'm looking around for something to put it on, and I'm like, a cracker. Let's just put it on a cracker, and then we'll really get a sense of like you know what the sauce is about we don't want to like mask the

deliciousness of mad dog 357 with some sort of tasty food so i just put it on like a salting cracker like maybe two drops and i ate it and it was a problem like i wasn't i was like tears were like pouring down my face i was sweating like my mouth actually hurt and it was like it was a while before i was good again like like half an hour yeah that doesn't sound pleasant and i assume you other than two drops in a vat of chili don't touch that anymore right it stays in the refrigerator and when i'm making something that i want to be spicy i throw a drop in huh because it wasn't cheap it was i don't know it's maybe 20 for like a six ounce bottle yeah but that's a lifetime supply apparently

it's a lifetime supply yeah yeah so they really don't get a lot of repeat business i would guess i wouldn't think so and they've got um they've got like their hottest sauce the one that like it's like the hot one sauce that they had made that is the world's hottest hot sauce you can buy that one it's i think it's two million scoville units get out of here at one point at some point your body has to cap out on its level of perception with spice right i like to think you just put a drop in the well for your house and now you have spicy food for the rest of your life it's infected your state it's a quadrillion kelvin units or whatever it is now your state is spicy yes you know it's mexico we wanted it that's a country but work with me but you know but doesn't that make kind of sense like like if you burn your hand on a stove

like you're gonna burn your hand and you hold it for like half a second like you make that like 30 degrees hotter or whatever like take it from medium to high like it'll it's still gonna fucking hurt really bad right like you just touched it for a second right i don't know i don't i don't know if that's a good comparison but yeah i got halfway in and was like, this doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah. Let me start over. Rewind that. And so, like, how do we know that, like, 1.5 Scoville isn't, like, the cap of, like, your mouth just isn't prepared for that level? Like, why would it be an infinite spectrum of spice? Like, I would imagine at some point you top out at what you can experience, right?

I don't know. you top out at what you can experience, right? I don't know, but the, the people who have tried it on the show, they seem to have noticeable differences between 1 million and 2 million. Oh,

well, it goes to show. And I know very little about hot sauce. So I just like regular hot. Like if I'm going to eat hot wings, the challenge, I don't know about most. What,

what's more interesting is who fails. Cause it's often like the tough guys, like rappers and stuff stuff that fail i wish i can't think about the list of them but maybe it was who's that one rapper who's like a big guy and he's light-skinned and he just he has like a catchphrase um oh another one yeah dj khalid yeah i want to say and i might be wrong but i want to say he was one of the ones that bitched out and like he's just trying to backpedal his way into not looking like a pussy so hard he's just like you know i like and tears are coming down his face and he's just all fucked up and he's only made it like four peppers in or something and out of ten three yeah wow and he's just like you know you know i'm

i'm still a man i'm still a man all right you know i'm hard you know just because just because i couldn't oh i got it my eye you know did you see gordon ramsay do it yeah he just shat on the wings the whole time he shat on the wings the whole time and like he's like oh that's hot did you know that sugar can is like the antidote to spice he pulls a fucking donut out of his lab coat or whatever the hell he's wearing he starts chomping on the donut between wings and the guy's like you brought a donut with you and he's like yeah it was a glazed donut i've always got a donut in here you want one is that true or did he just want to eat a donut i don't know i don't know it's gordon ramsey he teaches me not in reverse i don't fact check him that's true i trust him

for the gentleman i need to watch this episode on there i didn't know there's uh the guys that kill me are the ones that don't seem to be bothered by any level of spice now i i've told it before like it we've all had that spice where you put like a drop on your tongue and you were just you were disabled you were handicapped for the next 15 minutes like you you can't fathom it right this is everyone it's not just me i'm i like spicy things but i'm not like exceptional with them or anything there's a guy on my swim team who just didn't bother him in the slightest he was dipping french fries in it like it was ketchup dude this i looked up like the worst or the celebrities who failed the fastest on hot ones and it's like on this

ranker site and number seven is mario bat, the chef. And this two-sentence review of him, like the descriptor, is just a wild ride. Mario Batali threw in the towel after eight wings and threw in the towel in his career after sexual allegations. I was going to ask, isn't he the one with the sexual assault allegations when you brought him up? He's the

overweight white guy with the ponytail. looks exactly like a chef he always that's because he's always wearing a chef's coat like i just imagine him like getting married in his chef's jacket i mean if i were a chef gordon always wears his chef outfit need most of the time i have you i like his cooking videos that he does at home with his children. You ever see those? Yeah, but they're a little... I like seeing him being mean to people. Ah, I guess you probably don't like the Gordon Ramsay cooking show with the children then, the actual children contestants who are like seven. No, no. They start crying sometimes and it's hysterical. And he comes in and he's like, you do it come on i'll show you how and

he starts like helping them crack open a crab or something like that now you now you and like through tears this little chubby kid is like cracking the crab open and everybody's like yeah jonas you can do it and it's great i want that i i like watching him yell at this four foot ten indian woman going you fucked up the scallops again get out of here you cow i like it when he's nice to the kids because i know like the version that you just described is what i think of as actually him so he's putting on a fake kindness for these children kids like i put too much salt in yeah the whole fucking cylinder you put in it is ruined there's this will never be edible food george ramsey's like i mean some people like it salty

oh yes that's a lot of salt on the waigu beef yeah can we watch this oh what the hell? It's PKN, right? I love this video. Alright, I'm ready. Queue up at like... I'm trying to save you a little time. Keep it five seconds. Those first five are wasted. I need a moment, please.

Yeah, I love Gordon Ramsay. When I hear about him being successful or making money i'm happy for him oh yeah i do anyway i don't want to change topics ready set play your little insights if it doesn't work the restaurant closes your sister divorces and then you pick up the pieces where the fuck are you gonna work who's gonna employ you you suck up precious little bits. I've never seen this before. Every fucking fridge is full of fresh stuff and old stuff. Unfortunately, the old stuff's tainted with fresh stuff. And those poor fuckers out there are eating this.

You shouldn't be fucking anywhere near food. Open your fucking eyes! This is what Taylor wants. You understand? I'll pay for your flight to fuck off back to Australia. And tonight prove one thing. You know fuck all. This is what Taylor wants. Fuck yourself What's going through your fucking mind this is fucking painful what's so fucking complicated you said we should like that take your jacket I'm fuck off the fuck you do is the land You should be ashamed your special has now become not very special Bison's penis. Why is that shit you fucking donkey? That was good.

Yeah, but you can see those little kids are going hard. You see that one kid grating an onion or something? Yeah. You, you, you, you, and fuck you. That was my favorite. There was a drum with everyone bang it was good uh i love how much he punches food in every single show he does like when he's mad at someone's dish he'll just punch downward into the steak he'll be so mad at the quality of it or

something he's he's a man who loves food so oh there was i was watching an episode last night on stream of hell's kitchen and he's like uh oh tito ortiz is coming in for the dinner service and he was sitting there like in the kitchen area watching and like he's like it keeps flashing to him and he's like cracking his ass up watching gordon yell at these people he's just like oh he's just loving it and then they're like gordon goes up to one of his goes take off your fucking jacket and fuck off and it shows tito ortiz in the corner going like take it david beckham was the other celebrity and all the women were just dripping for him like couldn't

they couldn't even focus on the dinner service because they were all trying to get what was his name? Is that his name? Beckham? Yeah. One time the guest was that chick who was with Marilyn Manson. She's like

Courtney something. Oh, super hot. Yeah, she's like real goth looking um but uh i'm thinking of a wrong chick then yeah i don't know i don't know if he married i don't keep up with marilyn manson let's see marilyn manson yes yes her um and uh and and there was like two of the guys were like over there at her table, like flirting with her when they're supposed to be cooking. And he had a real meltdown then, too. That was great. I like when he has meltdowns.

It's fun. Yeah, I like it. You can tell he has to punch it up sometimes. Oh, yeah, sure. Get the reactions and everything. But overall, it's great. I wonder what happens when the cameras turn off. I've always wondered that about the Stern show in particular.

They're arguing. They're fighting. Some guy's hurt. His feelings are hurt. And they're going to work together every day after this event. And then they go to commercial break. And I'm like, what's happening now? Was that real?

Tell me the truth. What just happened? I don't know. I never will. happening now what's that was that real tell me the truth what just happened you know like i don't know i never will yeah i don't know either um some of that stuff is just so personal i think gary's really good at being like yeah rip into me all you want it makes for great radio the fans fucking love it otherwise he wouldn't have brought that tape he wouldn't have brought that tape in the tape remind us the tape of him leaving his ex-girlfriend this long ass voice message like like apologizing and begging her to take him back and like talking about all of his shortcomings so he brought in that tape to get

self-roasted yeah yeah yeah all right he knew. All right. He knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing when he brought that in. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't think they're gonna love it. The like ruse that he's a complete idiot who knows nothing and doesn't understand the business he's been in for 30 years now is

unlikely. Although they did replace him with that woman. Yeah. How'd that go? Is she still there? I don't know replaced her i guess i was saying i was getting to you seem to think the show went downhill when they replaced oh i hate it now i unsubscribe from serious you know i i they keep sending me these like like fucking stalker girlfriend fucking emails like, hey, remember me? For 30 cents, you can come back. Just 30 cents a day.

Wait, a day? Fuck you. Alright, 30 cents total. 30 cents a year. Just come back. Please. No, I'm not coming back, Sirius. You're spam. They are. They're not going to be around in a few years. As soon as Stern retires, they'll be gone. He goes year to year with his contracts.

One thing you may not know. Half a billion. PKA works for Sirius. They advertise on our stuff. So they're pretty great. Good old Sirius. I hope they're in for the long haul. Heart of the radio industry.

That's what I always say. Oh, yes. They pay our bills. Cock! Really? I don't remember doing an ad. No, not them. It's in the ownership structure.

Sirius owns these guys. These guys own this agency. This agency places ads. These are things I need to know. I hate everyone. I need to know. You can hate publicly exactly oh man yeah it's funny though it's good content yeah that's all right they um yeah i i mean if you like if you like sports radio especially it's really great for that and there's a couple other

good like talk shows on there there really are like that. I think it's Sway in the Morning. It's not my style, but it's super popular, and it is good. I've listened to a bit of it. He has good guests on. But, you know. I can't get into sports radio, really. No, I used to be into it when I had big commutes. Yeah.

Well, I'll listen. In hockey season, I'll listen to the Spittin' Chicklets podcast. Barstool Sports puts that one out. It's a pretty good hockey podcast. podcast i like it and i think i like it more because hockey is the only sport i give a fuck about and like espn has no contract with the nhl so they they're not gonna mention it like they don't give a fuck they don't air any of the games they air nba and shit that i think you should subscribe to the nba subreddit tay. I just want you to because I know you. All right. So, for example, it's the offseason. Hear me out. The Toronto Raptors don't have a center this year, right?

The center, if you don't know anything about basketball, is a big, strong guy. Shaquille O'Neal played center, right? He usually plays below the basket, offense and defense. It's a traditionally black position. Scores easy buckets and tries to prevent you from scoring easy buckets. Cool. Well, the Toronto Raptors don't have a guy this year who's particularly good. So they took two of their regular players.

This is subreddit analysis. And they're like, you know what? If this guy stood on this guy's shoulders, they would have a decent center this year. Taco Falls for the Celtics is like seven foot six. This guy would be nine foot tall, which sounds really good, but their wingspan is not nearly as large. And they go into this like deep dive analysis on how they think this center would perform. One man standing on top of another's shoulders with his short arms and tall body

and defensive and offensive capabilities it's top tier content i'm gonna get down the floor i don't know but like will they dismount when they go to the bench at least i'm not sure but it was a pretty good post and uh you know everyone's going back and forth like they're seemingly all in on the gag of serious analysis you know like they're like i think you underlooked how good this guy is at taking charges all right stick with me here for a second because i'm trying to think if this could actually work you got a seven footer all right and you get like just a small man to sit on his shoulders like a five foot eight guy that guy is going to be tall enough to just put the ball in, right?

As is the 7-footer, but carry on. The 7-footer can just reach up and put it in? I don't think so. He doesn't have three-foot arms. Probably close. They'd have to be more than three because you've got to subtract the shoulder to the top of the head. He'd have to have three-and-a-half you got to subtract the shoulder to the top of the head right now so you have three and a half foot arms can taco falls dunk without jumping taco falls there's a man named taco falls if it's if that's not his name then it's super close to

that you know sounds like a restaurant taco fall seven foot five wingspan is eight foot four i i don't think he can dunk i'm watching him uh this is a picture of him holding the rim with what i assume are feet on the floor i'm actually pretty sure his feet are on the floor yeah yeah so so now imagine like but you need a ball right he can you have to get you can't do it right okay all right so now put a... But you need a ball, right? He can... Yeah, he can't do it. Right, okay. All right, so now put a man on top of his shoulders who is now so tall that he can just take the ball and throw it in the hole.

If you just leave him by your goal, by the enemy's goal, and you play four-man defense, don't you always score if you can get him the ball? This guy is dunking so easily. Like, he's not even jumping. I don't think the six-inch jump is the problem. I actually wonder about that.

If you played four-man D, it seemed like it'd be really easy to stop the pass from getting to that guy. Dude, they shouldn't have let him play in high school. This isn't fair to anyone and by the way you'd be playing three-man d because in your scenario there's two people there i think you don't need the small guy on his shoulders yeah this and this guy is but it's but it's funny yeah put him there anyway it is we well it's worth an nba post on on the subreddit

i want him on there this guy is so lean. Could he run around with someone on his shoulders? So in the last 12 months, he's been a professional basketball player, and he's added some bulk to him. Yeah. Now, I didn't process your question right away. Can he run around with someone on his shoulders? Well, that's a tall order, actually. But he might be stronger than the picture you're looking at is where i was headed oh man being seven foot five would be so inconvenient yeah

it's too tall and like you know when you're seven foot five like you're making it to like 43 like you never see dude have you you never see really really tall old people you don't do you yeah this particular guy is pretty athletic i watch um i follow a lot of basketball i watch it and stuff a lot of these guys over seven foot are much thinner than him he's pretty athletic and while i would argue that really tall lanky guys never look super athletic right i see nba stars used to dance a lot dude you don't look good dancing you're 6 10 you don't look good dancing for some reason i can't explain why but you look goofy um their proportions are all weird yeah and and you know that for as goofy as seven foot five guys normally are, he's a notch or two less goofy.

I hope he has a good career. Also, everyone loves him. How tall would you want to be if you could pick your height? Ooh, 6'3 or 4' seems about the sweetest spot. I want to be a little taller than most. But at 5'6, suddenly your height becomes like a defining characteristic of who you are. Maybe it's a little extra. I would say 6' it's probably four i think six four say like yeah you get like six foot seven or something it's like everything's inconvenient you look kind of odd your wife

doesn't fit typically unless she's six foot for some reason you know but if you're six seven your regular five foot five wife is like oh i not a fit right she doesn't fit you you look just absurd in a sedan shower heads become a problem yeah i bet they're a problem at six four but they start to be an issue more frequently in some hotels it definitely can be because i've been in hotels even at my height where i'm just like come on are you six two yeah that's a good way to i i mean you know like six four would be better i think but what we should really focus on is not being five eight and how sweet that is there's some listener out there that's like fuck you kyle oh i know exactly yeah yeah it is say i promise not to call you out anymore buddy i didn't call

it i didn't well you could do it in text oh yeah right now just ripping on someone who's 5a he was in my head too but i like that guy oh yeah yeah i got a lot of a lot of problems oh i didn't know about that that other attribute of yeah yeah really this is getting better yeah unless people think the sound of my keyboard's funny i gotta i gotta i apologize i just had to share that with the guys clickety click click and comes the bump perfect yeah um yeah not being 5'8 is sweet you know um i think i saw like a post on reddit somewhere like maybe on our tinder or something where like this girl was complaining because she was trying to hit on a guy and he had such low self-esteem because of his height he thought he was being trolled

no way no way you swiped on me on purpose and then like because she's she she eventually didn't dig him because of his self-sacrifice yeah yeah he was like would you accidentally swipe on me she's like no why you know i thought you're cute i wanted to get to know you a little better and he's like i'm five eight you saw that right like like i i get it haha swipe on the swipe on the short guy make a make a big joke of him that's what you guys what women do and she's like no i i you know one hello and then he's going off to yes yes she's like i'm five eight two i i'm'm also 58 you know and he's like oh good for you big tall he can't he's the worst fucking process that a woman is flirting with him despite his

his being 5a and he's that guy gone through for his immediate he tells her he's like women like you love to just laugh at me on twitter i see it every day every day you got to get off twitter man it's not good for you i just imagine him sitting there with like laughing at twitter or tinder did you say it wrong well he was saying on twitter that he was but on tinder is where he was having a hard time with this woman i just imagine him sitting there with a very tiny gun like he's got a derringer yeah he's got to use his toe oh yeah that would suck so bad man because like i mean it is a thing like this is being a five foot eight white man i think is the equivalent of being a black man in the 40s. That's true. Both of them are just really disrespected.

Completely analogous. You know, it would have been tough being a 5'8 black guy in the 40s. Oh, they put you in. Oh, I mean, I'm not. You might be right, but. Do you think maybe they liked their guys less threatening back in the 40s? That's's in my head i think they would just hang you with a longer rope that would work i had to think it through i'm like longer yeah he's right he's right yeah the 40s wasn't long enough long enough ago that people were like short of though right i think that all it take i think there's some

genetic stuff but also some malnutrition that can feed into it because you know there was that whole thing with the north koreans not too long ago about how much shorter they were than their south korean brethren apparently chinese people are getting taller so that's that's spooky yeah they're getting more protein in their diet we gotta up our protein even more we gotta stay ahead 300 grams a day yeah kidney problems abound that you're devouring all this protein i wonder whatever it takes can you make people taller like like if you gave them the right now i'm going for like uh you have to start them when they're 11 of course right don't be an idiot and and is there

an injection a growth hormone or something with that with how can we get you can mess with your pituitary like maybe you could actually but god knows what does your pituitary don't be you don't want to do it that way don't you tell me what i want to do, all right? You want to be a six-foot-four guy who looks like a six-foot-four man, not just a five-foot-two man who is a weird goblin who has grown and his hands are too big and his skull's too large. You don't want that. Like the Game of Thrones dwarves in the Thor movie or whatever the fuck he did there.

If you want normal-looking people who don't look like they've been like, they have gigantism, you probably just have to go to eugenics and import a bunch of really tall people from Sweden. What does the pituitary gland excrete? Like it must put out some growth hormone, I believe. Okay, well, we just need to have more growth hormone and you'll be awesome.

Like Mirko Krokop. Did you see that story? I don't think so. So Mirko Krokop, UFC fighter, he's essentially retired now, but he did. he was still in the USADA pool, and I think he did have a fight in the future. I want to say he was trying to rehab his shoulder, something like that, and he'd been doing that blood transfusion thing where they spin up your own white blood cells or some shit. Huge MMA. Yeah, and in conjunction with human growth hormone. And so when they and that which is a banned substance. And so when they tested him, he was like, by the way, I've been using like whatever that blood shit is. I've been using blood plasma and also HGH.

And they're like, oh, cell therapy. No, no. Anyway, I forget what they were like. Oh, well, you're suspended for a year then. And he's like, all right, fuck you. I'll be suspended for a year then and he's like all right fuck you i'll be suspended for a year then i'll just retire actually yeah and then they they run his test and it he didn't pop for it like like he was actively taking it and and still passed the test that explains john jones whole career

good for recovery it is but it's not he was caught with trenibal too i think yeah he was a turnabout not trend turnabout which i don't know i don't know but he's not a steroid i'm familiar with he knows about it and uh jail son and always was like i had the record i had the record for the most separate drugs in a usada test john jones has taken everything from me he's like i no longer have that record he has had more things in his blood tests at one time than i ever have i think he popped for turenna ball and either um either something like a clomid or uh or um um and an aromatase inhibitor or maybe a diuretic or something like that. Like some stuff you take to go along with steroids or to recover from steroids.

But I think it was just the one steroid. Multiple times perhaps. Chael Sonnen told an untruth because that doesn't sound right. Yeah. I just watched Chael's video about John Jones and it's full an untruth because that doesn't sound right yeah i just i just watched chael's video about john jones and it's full of untruths and willful ignorance which is infuriating uh is it the one that um more plates more dates dissected also yeah yeah yeah yeah i i tell if people don't know this chael sonnen likes to poke at john Jones, which is interesting to me because not only can John Jones kick Chael Sonnen's ass, John Jones and Chael Sonnen had a fight in the octagon in which John Jones

kicked Chael Sonnen's ass. And I like Chael more, but you'd have to be really cuckoo head to think that he's the better fighter. Yeah. But don't you, but Chael would go fight John in a heartbeat. He would. Chael could take another ass whooping for a million dollars.

You know, he's like, line them up. A million dollars in ass whooping? I got insurance. He would. Maybe that's his thought process. Because I'm like, jail. What, what if John gets actually angry with you? But jail is probably like, well,

then judging my mission accomplished. I've been picking on him for three years and he hasn't said a fucking word. It's funny to me. Cause he picks on him like three days a week. He uploads another YouTube video about John Jones, always talking shit, always deriding him always you know asterix next to his name type stuff and uh uh he's always doing that shit i had

a set oh and then jell will like have a grappling event he wants to promote he's like hey john can you retweet this for me it's like the nerve of you john just yeah he just replied with a middle finger emoticon yeah that was the first ufc pay-per-view event i ever watched it was at your house in um in apex i think and uh it was the headliner was john jones versus chael sun and who i think was filling in for maybe um kind of like he was replacing someone who was injured or something like that a little bit um what had happened was john jones was going to fight um who's the guy that hit bisping really hard dan something maybe dan henderson dan henderson dan henderson got hurt chael sonnen was going to step in john jones said oh no cancel the whole event I'm not fighting another guy on short notice

I'm pulling out and Chael Sonnen is just loving it oh you're so scared of me I'll fight you on short notice but you won't fight me on short notice and John Jones is like right someone told him it would be the biggest mistake of his career that he would to fight Chael Sonnen on short notice. So they rescheduled it, and Jon fought Chael with appropriate notice. And in most regards, it wasn't even close. Jon Jones' toe did get ripped off somewhere. And if they had made it to the round, I think they would have just medically given Chael the win. Yeah, they would have.

It was a great moment like like where like you know there's a there's an alternate dimension where chael sun and was the the the champion after that because like john is doing this thing where he's like standing but bent over really heavily and he's beating the shit out of chael who's on the ground and like he he torqued his toe in such a way that like imagine this is your this is your foot and this is your big toe it went this way and tore basically off oh and it's like hanging off of his fucking foot so he could not continue the fight gross it was and but but luckily with his toe dangling off he beat chel sun and into submission and they put it back on okay yeah he seems fine now yeah i'm showing you know he's

back to dead lifting i don't know a thousand pounds or whatever he does for reps for people on the video version of this like the i'm showing the john jones's toe it's pretty gruesome it's if you google john jones toe like good gosh but look at this i'm looking what is that three plates okay that's not that big of a deal i thought i've seen him do four is it yeah doing what a deadlift yeah i thought i've seen i must be wrong i thought i saw him do more than that here he is with at least four maybe maybe four and some more one two three four yeah that's so that's that's four plates and then i don't know what the the outside weight is but let's call it a 25 so um 90 180 360 uh 405 455 yeah it's a good bit

I thought those were 35s on the end I'm just guessing it's a 25 but I don't know he's got the rubber plates and his 45s well I mean he seems to be doing good toes better yeah his toes that was years ago

those are fake weights john jones yeah he got into um power lifting like i don't know he's gonna get into it he was uh suspended for one of his things yeah you never know he might have hit a pregnant chick he might have been on steroids he's been suspended he might have been caught he hit the pregnant chick while on steroids just to be yeah i'm sure he's been on steroids the whole time not an excuse but uh he was suspended so he got into dead lifting and like right immediately he was very good he got very strong very fast and uh some people were like i don't know you know deadlifting whatever 500 pounds that's not that much and he's like well i've only been doing it for six weeks

like that's not bad for six weeks he went from 275 pound deadlift to a 600 pound deadlift in 15 months that's huge good for him man all with the fucky toe toes okay now but yeah uh stuck on the toe thing i like to think it's his achilles toe that someone needs to focus on that toe do some of those foot stomps and it just like explodes i just want to see a guy belly crawl up to John Jones and get a hold of his toe and see what he can get done. He just bites it off. He bit my toe. Yeah, a little Tyson. He's just tipping over. The ref's like,

Air Bud rules. Look at the Tessie, can't do that. Is it the Mike Tyson fight really soon? Yeah, I think so. Maybe in like three days. Nope. I just don't care this site doesn't like my ad blocker okay uh you know like like i'm just not excited about it at all like i'm just not i don't know boxing's so boring i watched some boxing last night and i was just like these guys are in great shape and they're really touching each other hard with those big soft gloves a lot and it got to the end and this guy's like having his rocky moment where he won a decision and it's like he did not

look like he'd been in a fight and neither did the other guy like they both looked like they'd been sparring hard maybe like they were a little puffy, but like they weren't hurt. They weren't. I don't know. I love MMA because somebody could get their fucking skull cracked open and they do almost every night. Like,

like I like to see, I like to see people get hurt. I agree with everything you say. I usually get excited about boxing and then disappointed by the reality of it. Sometimes just like an mma during the fight i'm like guys touching him up but i don't see the damage and then you see him interviewed on the mic afterwards and you're like oh well there's the damage yeah i don't know i didn't really see it during the fight his face is bruised everywhere and swollen and you know sometimes it

just during the fight it doesn't jump out at me yeah i don't know i like watching them fight with us what is what is it in ufc six ounce gloves four four yeah it's just there to help protect your hand you know yep yeah protect your hand and it the wraps are so tight and wrapped you know hands like a rock yeah i'm looking forward to page van zant's fucking bare knuckle boxing debut that'll be fun you know she's doing that right i did i forgotten that like you reminded me right like oh right that is coming up she is too pretty for that not much longer she could be a model especially with the fake boobs right She's a model in a bare knuckles fighting. I hope she's getting paid.

Pageant debut would be it's pushed back to February. It says here. Yeah. 12 gauges debut. She's page 12 gauge. I like it. I like it. i get a vibe you don't like it it's fine it rhymes i mike tyson's middle name is iron or a nickname i

always loved it but now that i hear it by like iron iron mike tyson crazy mike would have been more fun and would have been a bit more accurate too. Mad Mike. Mad Mike Tyson is better than Iron Mike Tyson. Mad Mike Tyson. And then he could just lean into the rape charges. He used to beat people up on the street. I don't like it. Remember that hotel brawl that we saw a few years ago where the guy picks up one of those? They got the velvet ropes, and they're held by the place by those brass stands.

And the dude tries to use one of those on Mike, and Mike's just not having it. He's just coming. I think it was two on one, too. He just beat the shit out of both of them in a hotel lobby. If you're going to take on Mike Tyson, mad Mike Tyson, bring more than one friend. Yeah. And a gun. Yeah. gun yeah yeah oh did you see you would have liked this i know we're going late on the show khabib nurgan off right this guy comes

to him and says uh what's jorge rivera's name how cool masvidal masvidal so he's like jorge masvidal he got with my girlfriend i want to learn mma and get him back and i i honestly couldn't tell if this story is true or not he's telling it like he's true i he never broke that character if it's if he's just making a joke but khabib thinks it's true i'm thinking as he's answering it and he's like jorge masvidal huh you want to train and you want to beat him he's like yes i need some advice i want to get started how old are you 25 or 24 whatever it was you're too old you're too old you will never be good you need to get dog the guy's the guy's like no no i gotta train i'm gonna learn to fight he's 39 he'll be on the decline i'll be on the rise and he's like oh yeah maybe pitbull pitbull you and pitbull i think you could take jorge mesmer and then it went back for

the couple of times but he never backed off that you need a pit bull on your side yeah to take this guy on i i would agree with him completely like like i feel like especially since essentially this is going to be a street fight like he's going to go attack jorge masvidal which like jorge would love right jorge would love that's like can my boy he would just be like hey guys record real quick this is gonna be great for instagram like ray ray get your camera all right can you say that thing you said again where you accuse me of fucking your girlfriend you and you call and you call me all those slurs yeah yeah i'll pretend like it's the first time we're good all right he would love it if people don't know jorge masvidal fought on like basically the streets

of miami to become a youtube star before he became a UFC star. This is right up his alley and yeah, get a dog. Yeah. Get a dog for sure. All right. BKN three 27. Happy.