Painkiller Already - PKN 334

Episode Date: January 14, 2021

pkn 334 kyle just woke up at 6 30 p.m maybe what you've been doing yeah man i've been playing rust you know i've been playing a lot of rust um we've been doing so well in rust uh midi's been streaming and just some awesome pvp stuff and just those guys I'm playing with those two new guys, Paris and Timu are just a real asset to the team. Um, before I get to like what happened last night, I've even got a little video clip from Mitty's Twitch stream that, that he begged me to, to get you to play on the show.

Oh, it's pretty fucking, it's like 30 seconds and it's hilarious. Well, if you're a rust player, it's pretty cool. All right. Um,

me and this morning hilarious. Well, if you're a Rust player, it's pretty cool. All right. This morning at like 9 a.m., everybody had gone to sleep, obviously, except for me and the guy from Finland. He was like, you want to go to UKN and practice? I'm like, we just played for 14 hours straight. Yes, I want to go to ukn and practice ukn is this practice server where you can practice recoil patterns and do like there's gun game in there like in call of duty and they've remade nuke town and uh you showed us the shroud clip of him practicing maybe it was yeah you do that there um i i have i am now as good as shroud was in that clip i have

achieved his rank uh every time oh no I'm better than Shroud yeah I can now say I'm better I'm sure he's progressed as well he's probably gotten to some higher rank but in any case we got on there and that then I knew Teemu was good but like we played we started playing free-for-alls and uh gun game and he won every single one um you know there's like a leaderboard on there and like he won every single one against like you know other players who i'm sure are a varied talent but he was the best in a lobby of 30 15 20 times in a row like he's legitimately really fucking better than paris now because I remember Paris was the ringer. Paris was the original ringer.

He's the PKA guy who heard us talking about it on the show, and I was like, hey, if you join the $50 patron and you're good at Rust, you get to come play Rust with me. I need people who are good at Rust. And he was like, I'm good at Rust, and he joined and messaged me, and so I've been playing with him ever since. He really is very good at Rust. Teemu's the one who had no idea who you were right and you i i told him last night because he and i spent like four hours alone together and he doesn't talk much so i was kind of explaining to him who i am and

what this show is and why the base it has 100 different memes of Wings of Redemption in it. Because he's like, why do you? I could stream my screen and take you on a bass tour. It's obnoxious. It's ridiculous. MIDI has added so much artwork to that bass. It's absurd. It's all Wings memes. It's all Wings memes.

Yeah. You guys really painted yourself into a corner with the theme. Oh, always do. Taylor, you're like, oh, I saw the picture. Taylor, there are a hundred pictures. Every flat surface in this base has Wings of Redemption artwork on it. All of them funny wings, memes, things. I was there watching.

So I hung out with the Patreons last night and I watched Middy decorate the base for like two and a half hours before we went over to poker and hung out there for a while. Which Kyle won. Yeah, Kyle won in poker, first place. The way they work it is first place gets a big – they put money in, like everyone puts $25 up or something. First place gets most of the money. Second place also makes money.

Third gets his $25 back, and everyone else loses. Yeah. Pal got the most money. Anyway, yeah, so I hung out with the boys last night, and I really saw not just a tour of all the Wings memes, but the making of. Where do they all come from? Most of these were new to me.

And Middy, he's not going to run out. Me too. Yeah. they all come from most of these were new to me and midi he's not gonna run out yeah me too yeah um is midi himself the craftsman of these memes a purveyor i don't think he's he may have made a handful but i think what he's doing is he's drawing upon the great i wouldn't say untapped talent because it's been tapped many times but Yes, this wealth of talent that's out there making Wings of Redemption memes. So if you're listening to this Wings of Redemption meme makers, and I'm sure you are because I can't imagine some third party who's not connected to the show. We need more. We're running low.

Is there any way I can do a quick face? Is there any more flat space in your base? You're going to have to build a bigger base, is the way Woody's making it sound. You're out of real estate. Yeah, it is outrageous. Out of wall space. I want to... Like, if I do this, like...

Ah. Does that work? Yeah. All right, let me see if I can... I can see... Like, is it it gonna quality to show you this or no okay let me let me turn chat off okay let me start with this oh uncensored nudity yeah let me fix that too i mean i can see it i turned streamer mode on. I think that'll change chat.

No, that didn't turn chat off. How many people are in there with you right now? Just midis on. I literally just woke up. There are four people that live in this base. Four people that live here. Full time, it seems like. So this is the core of the base.

This is like the main loot stash. And it's all like these armored glass. These are all armored walls, armored ceilings, garage doors, a few traps. What's that neon light you got there? Middy got naked. So it's a good thing I immediately pixelated the nudity. He immediately went naked just to give me a little flash here. Middy, we need to break the bunker because I'm going to show PK a little tour of the base.

So if we could break the bunker, that'd be swell. To your left, back behind where you were, it looks like there was one under that staircase. A little painting or something. So these are our flags. There's Australia, Finland, and of course the United States. The size is intentional. Yes, of course. We felt that we deserved the big flag. There's a lot more Americans in the group than there are people from Finland. It's only fair.

It's been six days since our last capital overthrowing. We're proud. So what we're doing right now, this is kind of an exploit in the game. It's an intentional one. So what are you doing right now? That wood, we're opening the game. It's an intentional one. So what are you doing right now? We're opening the base. So that wood was supporting an armored tile that was right here a moment ago. It's called a stability bunker.

It meant that when someone's raiding us, if they got to this point, blew this door away, then they would get through this door and there would just be an armored floor there that they'd have to then explode through, which is extremely expensive. Extra fail-safe, basically. Yeah, so I guess I'll start here.

All the best stuff is down there, I assume. All the best stuff is down there. That's the core of the base. If they take that and they take one more thing in there, then we just lose, lose. This is, I think, the best photo of Wings as far as him being handsome. That's Cowboy Wings.

Here he is as the Conway Conman. Don't skip over Yoga Wings. We almost missed that. Oh, we're going up there. Okay. Okay. Don't worry. We're going up there.

Here is Wings at the trial of Sean Ranklin being presided over by gangster grandma. Here is hot wings of redemption. And he actually has hot wings for arms. Very high effort editing. Here's an interesting one. Rock bottom kicked off PK appear offline. Yeah. Like,

like just, just him, like being kind of, kind of docile through the first two and the wings of redemption, a failure, 65 million years in the making, is what this one says. Obviously a play on Jurassic Park. Little mean, I'll admit.

Just the Grand Theft Auto wasted meme with him lying on the floor at my house. Oh, in the middle of the Jeremy poll? Don't play anything crazy. We're on PKN. He has some sound boards that we Don't play anything crazy. Midi we're on PKN. Um, that he has some soundboards that we couldn't play. Uh, here he is as a member of ICP.

Oh, that's, that's a good one. Can I see this Jurassic park one more slowly? I would have, I would have, if that were not in this hall, I just deleted some part of it.

If it weren't in your hall of insults, I would look right past that ICP one. I wouldn't have stopped on it for a second. If I didn't know weren't in your hall of insults i would look right past that icp one i wouldn't have stopped on it for a second if i didn't know the theme of your does it say so i can't read the words that well is it years in the making yes oh no no no you're right you're right woody you're absolutely right thank you it's a failure 65 million pounds in the making. Ah, I thought it might have said that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is, yeah. Here he is as the Great Gatsby, but he's the Great Gutsby instead, and he's holding some Wendy's Chili. Also a little mean.

Here he is in a Star Wars duel with Sean Ranklin. This is just him pointing a gun at me for some reason. Now, these are a few memes I think he's trying to sissy hypnotize you I'm not sure he's a little sissy no he's got some sexy eyes he's gonna sissy hypno you show up at your house what is this

on the left obviously we got a little tweet from the Wendy's official twitter at Wings of Redemption we answered this multiple times our chili doesn't come in bucket portions hashtag real talk. Jesus Christ. That would be so Donald Trump. Little tweet from the president himself.

Just had this wings of redemption get stream sniped and loses it. Video recommended to me. What a loser. Crybaby whines over people in his game shooting around him when he could just leave the game at wings of redemption. President weighing in. Weighing in. This is, uh, this floor is mostly, like, this is a research

table, repair bench. We're able to use these to, like, survey parts of the map. So this is one of the monuments. So we're able to check here to see if anyone is there. Is this your base still? These camera views are not our base. This is a monument of the monuments. We're able to check here to see if anyone is there. Is this your base still? These camera views are not our base.

This is a monument within the game. If we see that there are other players here, we head on over and try to kill them. Is that an oil rig? Yes. That is an oil rig. This is a mixing table where we make these potions that are in the game. Where you make stick beats.

Yeah, exactly. No meme here. This is just the guy stealing nancy pelosi's lectern that's new to me actually um i just that you passed over with wings as a character in red dead or something i don't know what that is yeah we'll make the full when all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're the first lady of the united states of america i think is what that and now you're the first lady of the United States of America I think is what that says. Yeah. You got a little bit of lichen going on in that one

with the wood panels or something. Yeah, that happens sometimes. Here's Wings as... This is definitely a meme of some kind. I don't remember what video game. All over the base. I don't know what CEO Wings came from, but you'll see him again.

This next one was a lot of people's favorites. Is that other one on the top? It might be my favorite. Vietnam agent orange, like post fixture. This is, this is a napalm. Actually,

that little girl's skin is melting off because wings is giving these poor Vietnamese children, the laser eyes, I suppose, or laser tits. I'm not sure, but he's preying on them. I'm looking very,

looking very maniacal. Certainly. Here's wings. This is the challenger disaster. Actually, this is what really happened. Jesus Christ. Not a lot of people have seen that footage.

No, no. Deleted much of it. You know, no no you know I didn't know this challenger was you know you could just grab onto it hey I make a entrance here here is Woody giving wings a little ride or vice versa

this is the one I sent to Woody and I was like you should pop in and look at some of our artwork here's this one this one's me selling wings and I was like, you should pop in and look at some of our artwork. Here's this one. This one's me selling wings to someone. I said, this big boy can fit so many fucking banquet meals in it.

A little play on that slaps the thing and sells it to someone meme. I like that. Here's wings as a hippo. No real meme there. Just cruelty. Again, I don't make these. I like some of them are so lazy.

There's Gangster Grandma on the left. I'm not sure I'm following. Gangster Grandma with a couple of British grannies and all dressed in Raiders gear. That one is absolutely directionless. What is happening? He puts it in every face. I one is absolutely directionless. What is happening? He puts it in every face.

I don't get the joke. And I have asked him to tone down the gangster grandma memes because she is no longer with us. But they keep popping up. Be nice. This is a little... This is that image that you may have seen from National Geographic, I believe,

of the sick black African child dying and the vultures looking over him. image that you may have seen from National Geographic, I believe, of the sick black African child dying and the vultures looking over him. But in this photo, Wings has gotten to the body first and he is now preying upon the sick African child because he's- What a fool I am. And I was like, oh, well, there's a flattering one where he's protecting a child from a scary bird. Okay, sure. That then. Not eating the child.

That then. These are types of headaches. Anxiety. Out of Pepsi. Maintain my KD. And life advice. The life advice is a full body headache, essentially. Only the nose is spared.

Only the nose and the upper lip are spared from the life advice. Okay. So I think that's this level. How many levels are there? Many. There are many levels. Here's Cowboy Wings again. It's a good look.

Woody, I think, particularly liked. Honestly, I would love to see him in cowboy gear because I think that it's flattering. It'd be a good look. The hat helps uh here's yoga wings that you know famous motivational poster except we've got wings's profile next to the the bendy lady yes um this is wings father um as emperor palpatine from star wars no real meme there i didn't even recognize him at first uh here's brokeback modular home jesus um that's uh i think that's wings one of wings buddy buddies this is one of the more well

edited ones i feel they're in like canvas painting effect on them and it makes them look so authentic like whatever photoshop you know imperfections existed it's like they're supposed to be there as a canvas painting luckily i came in and edited this one last night and i removed the nazi flag um this is space this is um i can't i can't read the name on this one but i think it's like mr gutsy or something there's a mean name on the tag i'll say that uh and it's it's spaceman wings uh it's an undoctored photograph of him placed on uh a spaceman of course and he's flying for the united federation of wendy's and the nazi socialist party apparently the third reich yes. But I edited that

because that's sort of a bannable offense on some servers. And if you look closely, that's his Mustang. That's his Mustang up there in the top left above the moon. Oh, I see it. What? I don't see any of that. Just like Elon Musk. Here's

Wings on the Cover of Force. Now the richest man on Earth. That was me. Musk. Here's Wings on the Cover of Force. Now the richest man on Earth. Yes, the first That was me. The first billion dollars is the hardest. From the Conway trailer park to CEO of Pepsi. Billionaires. So I actually like this one a lot.

Very nice effect on the painting. On all of them. It really helps. This one's a little meaner. This is him on the cover of Time magazine. Greed, gluttony, and hate. The self-destruction of Geordie Jordan. Again, we're not making these. We're just...

Promoting it. ...plashing them all over our place. Whoa, this one has some depth to it. This is when you walk past it. So the base has been altered, but this is what you would see after you go through our first door traditionally, if you're raiding us,

would be Boogie defending the base with his handgun. That's one of my favorites. No warning shots this time. This is just more of a base tour thing than anything else. This used to be the outside of our base, but we got threatened last night. I got a little drama, so now there's an extra wall here. These are peak downs. If someone's raiding,

they would be down there. We're able to shoot down at them. It's real nice. The way these floor tiles are designed. Oh, there's actually artwork out here. Here's wings in Whiterun and Skyrim. Um, ah,

he's got the Ford Raptor key, uh, in his inventory and, he's heading over to Wendy's. He's heading over to Wendy's. Uh, and for some reason he's also the moon. Uh,

that, that one, I, I don't get, I'm not a consistency. That's okay. Oh, no,

no, it's just not realistic for him to be the moon. I don't get. Not a lot of consistency. That's okay. No, no. It's just not realistic for him to be the moon and be in. I don't believe he's there in Whiterun. So then going up one more floor. So then there's like garage door, garage door. Here's Wings in Call of Duty. He's got his night vision goggles on. I think that's Captain Price.

Did you build all of this in 14 hours yesterday? This entire base? This is about 30 hours total. Because yesterday was day two. And you have no idea how big this is. I'm going to give you a wide shot in a few moments. Yeah, this is outrageous. Thanks to Grandma. I believe this is in the...

Is this the Sistine Chapel? I was thinking that yeah beautiful and like the way they like textured her face it almost looks i wish they'd like tone down the brightness or something so that she really fit better but still i think it's quite good uh fitting tribute um this one i don't get because I usually get an album cover or something. Yeah, I'm sure this is something I should know, but it's not.

Here's Wings as some sort of anime girl. Don't know who that is. Don't know who that is. Wings of Santa. I think you'd make a great Santa Claus. And that's not a dig.

I really think he would. Here's wings being dropped by, I believe, the Enola Gay onto Hiroshima or Nagasaki, respectively. I don't know which one it would be. He is being dropped. Man breaks into a Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil. A South Carolina man found an extreme way to cheat on his diet last night. He broke into a closed

fast food restaurant and drank more than 25 gallons of used oil from the deep fryers. I bet that's not even real. We calculated how many calories that would be. It was like 60,000, right? No, it was like 780,000, I believe. It was like 60 000 right no it was like 780 000 i believe ah it was like verging on a million a million calories yeah can you imagine how bad you'd feel after eating a million that's really gonna mess up your diet my friend that one's just too

mean to look at all right you know look i don't i honestly don't post oh i'm like hiding the one that i found too mean and then there he is his job with gangster grandma looking over him with the uh the tentacle things coming out of her head anyway um this one's just kind of silly goes on uh happy halloween whatever fuck you get banned uh Him looking rather unhappy. Guys that only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting. A good stream. Right from that day.

That's definitely him crying. Life got you down? YouTube.com slash Sean Ranklin. First you look, then you listen. Here's Wings. This is the MGM lion. I like that one. He's yawning. It's the MGM lion. I like that one. He's yawning.

I like that one. Yeah, nothing mean there at all. Oh, shit. Here's Walking Dead. Well, spoiler alerts for The Walking Dead. Here's Negan right before he bashes in some characters' brains. And there's Wings amongst them. Nobody cares about that shit anymore.

Oh, this was another one of the mean ones. Shit. Why is that what it means? This is from something called The League Against Obesity. Oh, jeez. Yeah, and it says, no something AMS of being an overweight adult. Why is he a fireman?

Is that what he is? I think, yeah, I think that this is I think everything here is real except for his face this is some sort of poster about some sort of anti obesity poster and he's just thrown onto it going up one more floor

and of course we haven't even been to the ground floor Wings on one of those toy jeeps Wings as Scarface with his sugar and Pepsi Wings as Homer Simpson with his sugar and Pepsi. Wings as Homer Simpson whimpering because he's all out of Pepsi cola, which is his favorite cola. I think he wants everyone to know that. That's not true. It's not. He really dislikes it when people get it wrong. He likes

Coca-Cola. Girls with a time machine. I'm your granddaughter. Really? Boys with a time machine.'m your granddaughter really boys with a time machine jordy he's hiding behind the trash pile big ups pimp i nearly lost that one jordy i wish there were another in the trash that's my favorite that's my favorite one so far that's a deep cut that's a deep cut but it's a good one. Are you winning, Sam? Cram, I'm working. He's surrounded by his favorite things. And he died on his monitor.

With that picture on his wall. Oh, shit. That's a nice little detail I didn't notice, Woody. Thanks. We finally reached somewhere where there are windows. We'll get to that because there's just one more uh oh well here he is at wendy's i i don't really get this one he's just sad when he's closed i suppose

yeah that i know that uh pose of his it's from his lowest day you know when he just wanted to have a good time he just wanted to stream and uh wendy's is closed it's bad day yeah um i'm trying to get to the roof but okay yeah lost in your own labyrinth so we're finding the roof these are these are auto turrets um and these these are to prevent people from flying above and shooting a rocket down easily destroying them i'm hoping i can just I can get down to... Yep. Did the jump. Alright, so more turrets along the outside. Also kind of protected by roof tiles.

All the way around. And see if I can not kill myself. Yep. That worked. Armor doors, more auto turrets. Those are tool cupboards. They prevent anyone from building within a radius around them, and the island that we're on is completely covered in them.

And you built all these walls, right? The surrounding walls, or those were already there? Not me, but one of my teammates did. Oh, yeah, yeah, these are our walls. These are our gates. This has a key code so that only we can open it. I mean, I would be upset if somebody fucked all this up this looks like a lot of time it's a lot of time see the real thing is like we don't just have a big uh thing of building blocks

we've got we had to earn everything that's in here and and it's it's composed of lots of pieces that are hard to acquire. What's the code? I don't think I'll say. Only an idiot makes his code. Zero, zero, zero, zero. And just the amount of doors. I mean, each door requires a ton of explosives to get through, and particularly these, they're armored. So then, like, this used to be the outside of our base now it's just i don't know after three layers you get to

this part and it's just they would get to here and think that they're somewhere but they're absolutely no fucking where they're still on the outside of an actual base and from anywhere these turrets are three at a time shooting you and soon there will be more turrets are three at a time shooting you. And soon there will be more turrets here, here on all the square tiles. So it's, it's just obnoxious to get in. And it's though, like, it seems like this is already a lot.

The turrets are super overpowered. They're really good. They're, I mean, they're auto turrets, like from any video game, they all have rifles in them, but no,

we're not going overboard because safety first. Fair enough. We need more. So, and and there's not even a door down there you have to like you have to blow through this wall or you have to blow through this door and then have a ladder to like climb up and very awkwardly climb up this while someone is almost certainly standing right there yeah waiting you know they're like they're waiting on you to climb your ladder, breaking your ladder, shit like that. I don't think we've been here before. We haven't. This is a

completely different level. We haven't been here yet. A completely different level. It's a big maze. You should have color-coded rooms and things. I've got it memorized now, but I used to get lost. This isn't even fun. This isn't even my final form of course wings uh transforming um into some other sort of pokemon or digimon i'm not sure what the reference is uh don't worry sir i'm from the internet

you know he's he's holding it down for the the squad i bet wings would be good in a oh wait it's woody again that's the one where I'm stacked he just absolutely stacked some big ol' jugs on Woody real cute this one says this is Wings tweeting at this young lady saying my culture is not your prom dress

real tall and she's wearing a Pepsi can she's wearing a Pepsi can as a Halloween costume oh actually we have been here, haven't we? Yeah. I just missed that photo. Okay. So, yeah.

Well, this is insane. This is the work of insane people doing insane things. This is... Yeah. You really summed that up well. Yeah. This is so much. This is so much effort.

Like, in the world of Rust, if someone happens upon this base and they have their own base somewhere and they're also good like you, are they going to be like, my base is just like this. This is about as good as mine. Or are they going to be blown away because you have an around the clock team

working 24 hour shifts? This is probably one of the... Not best in the world by any this is this world i don't know um so your server i won't i won't waste everyone's time with this that's that's a guy who's been um harassing us for a while kill him kill him is the guy good at the game oh no he's awful at the game oh the game. He just comes to scream at us. I kind of like him. I don't know.

He's an awful person. So we own our own island. I don't know if I mentioned that before. That's the main one. You buried the lead on that one. No, he did. He said they had tool cupboards all over it so no one can build on the island but them. Yeah, we haven't gotten quite enough.

Okay. Yeah, essentially. We haven't gotten quite enough tool cupboards down, but we've got – we need more. But yeah, for the most part, no one can build here in any of the good spots or very near our base. I suppose I could build like right here maybe between some of them, but we're going to get that fixed today. Can they put down sleeping bags if the tool cupboard – Yes, that's what I was looking at a moment ago. here maybe between some of them, but we're gonna get that fixed today. A couple hours from now. Can they put down sleeping bags? If the tool cupboard-

Yes, that's what I was looking at a moment ago. There was a sleeping bag on the ground. I didn't know if it was a little gap or if you can't prevent sleeping bags. I think you can prevent them. I don't think they can place them too close to your tool cupboards, so we need to get a few more tool cupboards down.

Roger. This looks, what is this? Why is it built this way? This is a little confusing. I'm hoping this isn't an enemy's thing. Oh shit, I think it is. Fuck! An enemy tool cup wall that needs to be raided. I'm almost positive it is. Oh no, no, no, it's not. I don't have building

privilege because I never authorized on it. It's irrelevant But yeah, that's that's the base. I'll Stop streaming it now So, yeah, we've been having a great fucking time we've been grinding super hard we played I played 14 hours the first day and then yesterday I played from 6 p.m. Until 11 p.m. The next day so whoa, I think that's from 6 p.m. until 11 p.m. the next day. So I think that's 17 hours.

So yeah, I played 17 hours yesterday. Is it having a negative impact on the rest of your life? What do you mean the rest of my life? It's like, well, I do this with you guys twice a week. There's this part right here this hour and then there's that part that's 17 hours and then there's the seven to eight hours that i try to sleep so are you are you going back to bed after this show tonight or do you have to grind again oh he has a 16 hour rush shift taylor please you think this is i mean that it's true there was some spare wall space in there

i'm gonna take about two hours after the show tonight and i'm just gonna like get my world in order like jordan peterson style i need to go wash some dishes i need to like straighten up around the house like i don't keep a really messy house like there might be like a few little things laying like around here and there but it's a little messy right now and it's, it's not good for my mental health. So I'm going to go clean the house. I'm going to go wash some clothes. I'm going to get all that stuff,

take care of that. I'm neglecting for about two days and yeah, then I'm going back to rust. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they do need you. I do feel, I feel great.

I'm having such a wonderful time. It's a, it's been time. It's, uh, it's been really fun. Just, uh, we've been winning a lot. The reason that base looks like that is because we, we killed some guys last night that just got real pissy about it and just

started threatening us and they know where we live and we know where they live. And are they, Kyle, are you were telling me someone got banned for teaming in a way that you're not allowed and then they got the guy in because the proof wasn't quite right yeah people that you have conflict with no that's the degenerate who has nothing he just likes to fuck with us okay he's my favorite guy on the server yeah he's the worst human being imaginable he's just such a fucking

loser he's just constantly in the chat just just calling everybody names i mean constantly like like i played 15 hours he was there the whole time and he's not playing the game he's just in there typing does he know you have you gathered no no that would make sense wouldn't it the people who know us who like stream snipe are cool people like they they come in and they're like hey like one of them was kind of we had a little bit he was like messing with me a little bit when we first started and uh i would kill him a little he'd kill me a little and it but when he finally like went got off he he said hey kyle um i i gave you a sleeping bag inside my base spawn in there and i was like why would was like, why would I do that?

Why would I do that? He's like, just trust me. And he didn't call me Kyle. He called me my game name. And I spawned into his base, and he had left me a little note that said, sorry for stream sniping. I just wanted to be in the same game as you guys. I guess that's kind of douchey.

Here, take all my stuff. Love the show. Love PK, blah, blah, blah. And he just gave me like what little he had and then another guy last night was just like just like rode up to us on a horse and he was like i just watched that shit on stream that was hilarious that was really good but like nobody's been stream sniping us in a kind of a malicious way this guy's just a degenerate he's just an awful person that's how you play rust he's worse because he's not i i don't want to get into a whole meta here about

why his douchebaggery is different than standard douchebaggery like i he just comes outside the base and screams i saw a tweet from the creator of rust and he said i just got banned from a server because i was pretending to be 10 years old and i was yelling at everybody clearly that admin doesn't know how to play rust yeah someone said last night in the chat if you remember 9-11 kill yourself and i was just like fuck is that not most of us anymore like this is a this is this is look this is of those. I was thinking about this to myself last night. Sometimes when I'm driving, I do like, I do these little mini podcasts to myself. I'm just like talking to myself. And I was just like, you know, I don't believe that video games have any influence on like

young children. I think you'd play like grand theft auto as a kid and it's fine. Like, like you're not going to turn out some sort of murderous weirdo because you play gta it's the environment in which this game is played it's the community in here that is way over eight it's like 25 plus like you shouldn't be in in there at 22 it'll warp your mind mind of a 22 year old young man like i feel the same way about the military 18 is far too young to be fighting in a desert somewhere. Oh, we need warpable minds.

No, that's the whole point of getting them at 18. Fair enough. If they waited until 25, they'd be like, oh, no. No, I'm not going to do that. Fuck that. Why would I listen to you? I don't think your ideas are very good. What are you, 24?

Why are you the sergeant? I saw you ride your bike here to the recruitment center. You're 18 and you hear some guy named Tommy as the red leader and you're like, sounds good. Makes a lot of sense. He's a year older than me. Great. Let's go, Sarge. Fuck that. I was overseas. Well, it was a family vacation to France, but

you know, I saw some shit. It's been so fun. I'm really glad that Rust is doing well on Twitch as well because it's brought in a wave of really bad players who don't know what they're doing, who are easy to

take advantage of. It's been really cool. What is this? Is this the clip you want us to watch? Yeah. So the backstory of this is this is that oil rig that they are flying out to. And what has happened on the oil rig, we looked on that camera system. We saw that there was a team of three guys taking it, getting all the loot.

And so we only had one helicopter, so we could only send one person at a time one one pilot dropping off one of our guys at a time and two of our guys have already flown over and subsequently died and two from a different team have also flown over and subsequently died and in our heads it's like we got to keep going because there's three guys to begin with so they have three guns our two guys went they lost two guns and two guys went. They lost two guns. And two more guys lost. They lost two guns. There's at least seven guns there, seven suits of armor, and all the loot that's traditionally there, which is quite good anyway.

So it's worth going back again. This time we're sending Middy, our best pilot, and Paris, one of our best shooters. And Paris has brought out the big guns for this. That's what's happening here. And the enemy is trying to escape in their boat. I want to turn the audio down to about 30%. Paris is the Rashida character? Yes, that's part of streamer mode.

It generalizes everyone's ID into these preset names. Ready, set, play. They're getting in their boat and leaving. No, I can't see them yet in their boat. Right there, right there, right there. One left, one left, one left. I'm clapping. I'm so pumped.

I'm watching this on a camera system. Yes! No, no, no! Go, go, go, go, go, go! Be clapping I'm so pumped. I'm watching this on a camera system So did they kill him not yet They're getting their button leaving so he killed two of them the third did get away But we went and got all the all their loot was on their bodies So I was able to go out there with scuba gear and and swim around around the water and get it all so that began pilot he is a worthy pilot midi is a world-class pilot like like uh he is very very they introduced that minicopter about two years ago and and right away he took to it and started practicing with it as much as he could uh and back then they were easy to come by. They were just,

they just spawned in the world of rust and you could just go pick one up. And if you blew it up, it wasn't a big deal at all. Now they cost a lot. They're very valuable now. So it's good that he got all that practicing in back then. There are practice servers that he's been on to. He's excellent at flying the thing though.

He really is. So that is a dream team together. And those poor guys thought they were free. Yes. he's going back with high velocity rockets and a launcher which is just a real overpowered strategy he's basically going back and noob tubing them and uh they they were real upset about that uh but but we got all the loot and then like that started a chain of events where we it was just win after win after after win for like two hours after that. Like we bounced from that to another monument and won that another and another.

It was a fun night last night. That's, that's why I got, that's why I was up until well into the day. Yeah. That was a nice way to start the night winning a, I don't know, 125,

150 bucks off the boys. Wow. Had a great time. It's a nice haul. Not too bad. Not too bad a great time. It's a nice haul. Not too bad. Not too bad. I won. That's my second win this week.

I've played four games and won two. I thought Klaas was good at poker, no? Yeah. Yeah, he's won quite a few as well. It just seemed like a series of bad decisions and an eventual loss. Bit of bad luck. Yeah, a bit of bad luck too. I mean, you could say let me did if if

you think poker's all luck i guess but to me class i i would if i had seen that like if i i hadn't seen class play poker before and now that i've seen him play poker i imagine he's embarrassed oh you said does it throw into question his gaming skill at all games? I mean, yes. Beyond that, really. So poker is a game of decisions, right? All I know about Klaas so far is that he's making a series of bad decisions and he seems to wash dishes at work.

So perhaps he's making poor life decisions on a grand scale. That's what the evidence lines up for, yes. You'd be foolish not to extrapolate that conclusion. Yes. One game of poker. I agree. It's the only logical conclusion. What's your total up?

What do you think your total amount in poker up is over the life? You know, since I've been playing with the boys on in the discord i don't know i'm probably up 300 or something like that like like nothing crazy i don't play a ton who would you identify as the ups dirty um really not dirty dirty's definitely up class is up Um, I'm up. I might be it. Okay. That might be it.

Huh? Um, Vavity might be up, but I'm not sure about that. Class is definitely up because I remember all the times like, like usually if I lose, I end up having to pay class cause he'll be the winner and I have to like pay that three or $4 fee to send 25 to fucking new zealand and it's like oh god or australia now is the fee higher i think it is i think you should like pull together a couple of losses if that if that would happen losses to class imagine and then save on fees that's what a lot of people do that's what they've been doing i think and and

we also try to like like if you're paying two, we try to make it so that like maybe if there's two guys from Australia, we transfer the debt around. So there are fewer transfer fees, I guess is what I'm getting at, as possible. Yeah, yeah. There's been some talk of an escrow account, but I think that produces its own challenges. I think that produces its own challenges. Well, the problem is, I think that some like Dirty was mentioning that he's owed money by a handful of people who kind of just left the community when they got down. That's true. That's true.

That was a run. I can't confirm this personally, but I believe Deon was was that person. You know, he was the one who wore the wife beater. Yeah, he had like a stained wife beater shirt and an old mattress as his back. Deon, I like you. I wasn't going to mention the old mattress or the stains. How can you not mention? That's like part of his persona.

I've seen him like five times, and it's completely consistent across every viewing. Not everyone can play video games for a living, Woody. The man's a stagehand during a pandemic, all right? If he's got a few stains on his shirt, I'm not going to point that out. It's more than just a stain on his shirt. It's a dress code that he never fails to follow.

Fair enough. I liked Ian. I liked Ian a lot. Well, he's gone. He'll be back though, right? Because he got on with the boys. He just needs the pandemic to stop shutting down the film industry.

Well, in any case. Oh, you think he's not coming back? No, I wanted to finish that thought. Maybe he will. Maybe he won't. I like Ian a lot. Me too. I hope to get to see him again. Are Dean and Dirty friends?

That relationship is very complicated to me no one's friend well like dn i don't think dn's friends with anyone because he's gone um okay but uh but but yeah dirty's kind of hard to get along with you've got to kind of understand that his personality is a certain way and uh you can't take things to heart you got to be willing to riff with dirty a little bit and not everyone is it's fun so i don't consider myself a riffer right like i don't like people constantly insulting me or anything but somehow dirty's one of my favorites dirty like it for for whatever reason like when dirty digs or like he's one of my favorite of all the Patreons. Obviously, Class is the last.

But Dirty is one of the best people in the whole Patreon. It's going to feel bad to break his orbital bone, I guess. Every month, Woody sends us updated power rankings. Immediately after the Patreon hangout. Like the AP top 25. Break his gaming hand. That's all he does when he's not playing poker oh no we want to we want him to suffer and that's not much of a loss oh he's actually a real good gamer um he he's he's real good at cs uh and uh he's he's

pretty fucking good at uh at rust as well i've never played counter-strike once in my life did you guys ever play that? I've played like eight hours. Yeah, I've played like eight hours. I'm aware of like the mechanics of the game and, you know, the basic meta. People still play that shit so much. I've probably watched 80 hours of like nade spots,

smoke nade spots, you know, triple reflection over the map across the whatever. I feel like I understand the meta a little bit although i've never played it and i haven't played it because there are people who've been playing cs for like 16 years now and i don't want them to just you know own me and steal my lunch money and laugh at me and all the things that would happen as a noob. But maybe I should try it because the guys that play that game have the aim that I respect so much. Yeah. Yeah. I've played it just a little bit, but it reminded me a lot of Call of Duty 4 Search and Destroy.

So that seemed kind of cool. Sure. But everybody was already so fucking good that it it just seemed like you know at 30 30 years old it's probably not the time to jump into cs when people like shroud are like yeah i'm just too old to be a pro anymore yeah like your pro gaming career is like you know i think 16 to 16 to 22 or something like that it really really is. And then it's considered, you're like, oh yeah, his hand-eye coordination is going downhill.

16 to 22. Yeah. You buy your first beer and they're like, we got to cut you. Pretty much. You old man. It's, oh, I watch Shroud's videos. Do you watch Shroud on YouTube very much?

Yeah. I think my favorite ones are where he just sort of talks it's not even his gameplay and other people i'm sure have their own favorites but you're like hey this is my thought on the state of fps games this is my thought on valor and these are my thoughts on this and in those he said that he would rather be a pro gamer than a streamer he's like if i could if i could and i wish i was a pro gamer again like that and I I don't know part of me like is pro gamer that cool it could be maybe like I I'm open to that idea also um I wonder if he does what a lot of people do which is like not necessarily it was so great but at the time

was so great some rose-colored glasses he was, COD 4 wasn't a perfect game in every regard. But maybe that was a time in your life when you had great friends and you had fewer big problems. I can't believe you said that. You didn't pay your own mortgage. It had Frag Times 3. That game was perfect. I liked them.

I needed three. I needed all three. I had a pretty gun for two more. Frag Times 5. I needed three. I needed all three. I had a pretty good gun for two more. Frag times five. Just launch an airstrike every spawn and then die. Yeah, you pretty much spawned with an airstrike in that game. And then there was something else.

Oh, martyrdom. Martyrdom people didn't like. Yeah, you have martyrdom and frag times five. I like to think of myself as the ultimate objective player taking i just want my avatar to be the bomb from nintendo just that game was so much fun but you're right like if i went back and played it actually no that game has like a special place ingrained in my brain like if i pop back and played more of that i'd be like oh yeah this is just as good as i was playing it like two years ago whenever the like the you know the the remake came out you liked it yeah they remastered it for um one of the call of duties that came out also came out with call of duty

modern warfare remastered and we played a good bit then it was different. They added guns. Broken game. That game, like, between those dual akimbo, what was it, 1887s? Yeah. The care package glitch, the rust lobbies. Was that the one-man army one, right? Yeah. Yeah, the one-man army. Because that was game-breaking for the longest time. Like, they never fixed it, never changed it.

Like, they released the game and the whole staff quit. There was no one to fix it. So it was buggy and broken for a long time. Like nine, I'm exaggerating. I think it was like eight out of the 12 months. If you're like me and you think COD has a 12-month lifespan, eight of those months it was broken. And people look back at Modern Warfare 2 as the greatest,

but I think there's a real chance that what was great was how much you liked the community and the environment and your friends. I think it's a real chance that what was great was how much you liked the community and the environment and your friends. I think it's one of the worst. I think it's one of the absolute worst Call of Duties there was. It was so full of bullshit. And it's only because of all the stuff you just mentioned that things like the ACR weren't hated. Because the ACR was bullshit. The ACR was this no recoil like suppressed

laser beam gun it's like that should have been everyone's focus things like the acr and i don't know the famas was kind of the competitive pick for most of my friends but like that might acr was ridiculous i mean until they banned the 1887s. Yeah, it was a three-round burst FAMAS in Modern Warfare 2, and then there was a full-auto FAMAS in Black Ops. But yeah, a lot of my friends were like M16 bros from COD 4. So when Modern Warfare 2 came out, three-round burst made a lot of sense, so they went to the FAMAS. You guys had like your rules, though, where you'd be like,

oh, I'm not going to upload a gameplay with my 1887. It's like when I found out like on three weeks, they're nerfing the 1887s. It was like, Oh no, I've only been using them the entire time. The game has been out. I need to keep only using these until they're gone.

And it was a ball. And then like after that very quickly, it'd be like, Hey guys, I'm going to talk about a funny story today. Happened to me at Chipotle. The gameplay is a one man army noob tube. And that was,

that was fun too. Like when you finally just gave in and let yourself play with the one man army noob tube set up, you were like, I get why everyone's doing this. Like it rocks. It's you do that on terminal. You just sit at the top.

First you blow up the first like gas tank and then you just hang out and blow up everybody who walks into either gift the bookshop or the gift shop or if they come around the corner next all those ficuses you just complete control of the map with bombs it's great i should have done that i i yeah i imposed rules on myself right and no not just me but like the community did too you know they they would look down on someone who used that. And I mean, not to go politics, but I feel like Trump is masterful at just saying, yeah, I did it. So what? Right. Like, I don't admit any fault.

Fuck you. This is just what's up. And that's that. If you apologize, then I don't know. Now he's shown weakness. Now they keep twisting that knife. Now they did. No,

just double down, double down, double down. Yeah. I'm the new fuck you. I'm the new tube guy, whatever. And,

uh, that works. That works. If you just stand up tall and say, yeah, so what? Then like that guy who, uh,

who extract camps in, um, in Tarkov. And, and that's his whole bit. Like, like I saw my Twitch the other day. I don't remember his name, but it's like

Extract Camper or something like that is his fucking name. Very close to that. Yeah, that might even be it. He's hilarious. It is your favorite time of the year. Hockey season starts tomorrow. Oh, shit.

That means all sorts of conversations. And guess what? Woody's favorite team, Philadelphia Flyers, looking to be pretty fucking good this year. All right. That'll be fun. I looked at the preseason league-wide power rankings, and it was the Blues at four and the Flyers at five.

Where are the Avalanche? I'm going to make the Avalanche my team. The Avalanche are number two. Really? Yeah, it goes Tampa Colorado St. Louis uh the Hurricanes were in the top half because I think their defense is so stacked like they have so many prospects defensively but I know you they're more of your you know if it's rainy days in Philly team you know it's like that's the truth. But the reality that I what I want is for the Hurricanes to be my primary team.

They're my local team. I have this idea of right and wrong that everyone deserves home ice advantage. If the Flyers come to me and play, they shouldn't have home ice advantage. I shouldn't be cheering for the Flyers. Everyone deserves to have local fans. You can't root against the home team. Okay. But I grew up

being a Flyers fan. It's hard to let that go. And I guess, I don't know, I just can't seem to get them out of the middle of my heart. And I like that for, what is it, decades now, they've been like, the Flyers, so close to contending. This is through people's entire careers. They're just like, the Flyers are close to contending. This is through people's entire careers.

They're just like the Flyers are about to contend. They just need to find a goalie. And Flyers fans were like, the only goalie who's ever been cool was Ron Hextall in the seventies because he would fight all the time and he would swing his stick at people. And like, he was really good too. He used to fight all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. He did. Yeah. Garth Snow loved to fight Hextall. Like, I think they almost brought assault charges against him he did with his stick at one point like just full-on and then petrangelo he killed that guy i loved him i loved him a fan actually well he thought

it was a fan it was actually the popcorn guy big misunderstanding yeah what happens in hockey is two guys fight and then oftentimes everyone else kind of pairs up, but they're really just making sure that no one else fights, right? Sure. So Taylor and this guy, you and I are holding each other, pretending we're angry, but we're both like, yeah, dude, let's not throw any punches because that really hurts. And Hexall would skate all the way across the ice

and fight the other goalie. And sometimes he would get going so fast, and he'd be at middle ice, and the other goalie. Sometimes he would get going so fast and he'd be at middle ice and the other goalie would be like, no! He just wouldn't stop. He would just barrel into them. That is an assault. Everybody liked Ron Hextall though.

How long is a hockey rink? How far is he skating to a taxis? 200 feet. You can't defend that. He's going 27 rink. How far is he skating to a taxis in a basketball court? Oh my god! You can't defend that in court. He's going 27 miles an hour by the time he gets there.

It was in the heat of the moment. It takes you 50 seconds to do that in hockey pads. They show the wide angle in court. Here he is when he gets mad. Okay. And he's taken off. Your Honor, I just want to point out of the court that during everything i'm about to say now the defendant is on his way to commit during this entire statement that i am making right now he is traveling to kill a man with a

knife that he brought into the hockey rink. And the murder has begun. Do you know how impressive it is to be an NHL goalie and have a six-minute fight compilation? He had... How many goals did Hextall have? He used to score all the time. Yeah, he used to because the only way goalies can score is the other goalie has to be pulled

and then the puck goes to that goalie and score is the other goalie has to be pulled. And then the puck goes to that goalie and he can just fire from his side of the ice. And there were like multiple times because he would, it wouldn't matter if like, it was like, we really need this to seal the win. He'd be like, fuck you. And he'd try and score himself. Like so many times he would miss, but he would always go. I think he has like two playoff goals three regular like because and you see the highlights now but you don't see the dozens of times

some guy on his team be like hello bud hello bud he's like no dude i remember the first time he scored they gave him a car like it was like a promotion right like the local lincoln cadillac whatever gave him a car so It was like a promotion, right? The local Lincoln Cadillac whatever gave him a car. So then he scored the next night. They're like, are we supposed to keep this up? Free oil change. Come on back anytime. He was going to be our leading scorer at some point,

just taking advantage of empty nets. They liked him so much in Philly when he retired. They're like, hey, I know you're a fighting goalie. Do you want to be the assistant GM? We're like, yeah. He did a pretty good job. Do you want to get in a fight? If you want, you can fight through

trade. Oh, this other thing, and it's usually other sports this happens, but if Vander Kane, an NHL player for the San Jose Sharks, declared bankruptcy yesterday. He is over $26 million in debt somehow. $26 million. Apparently, he lost $1.5 million gambling just last year.

Wow. It's like even if he finishes out the last four years of his $50 million total contract, it's like, dude, you're still going to be millions in debt. Like, I don't know what he's going to do. And now they're saying like, he might retire.

And it's like, well, you can't be $26 million in debt and not continue to play in the NHL. Like what else, what are you going to do? Like he has three houses. Like apparently he was living, living large.

Oh, I don't get it. i think he makes like seven million dollars a year at this point with this contract it's that amount of money is mind-blowing it is mind absolutely mind-blowing i agree and i'm like i wonder i i'm like i'm inventing shit that might be wrong but is it possibly is 26 million in debt and and $22 million in assets and this will be okay? He'll just earn a measly $7 million for the next three years and get back on his feet. What do they even do? Yeah, they take your houses and everything, right?

Yeah. Are they going to take his future earnings? Are they going to garnish his wages in his next career when he's like, I don't know. Announcer. He's the guy that gives popcorn around the stadium or something. Oh. Or he's washing dishes with class. I used to play down there.

Sure you did. Sure you did. No, really. I was on the Sharks. $26 million in net. How old is he? I think he's like my age. Yeah, he's 29.

And he was like... Young in life, but old as an athlete. There's a picture that's going to haunt him in the future, and probably already is now, of him holding stacks of money in Vegas, doing the phone call thing. And it was like, okay,

clearly Vegas got its claws into you. Like if, cause that, that seems to, I know he has a bunch of like family member dependents who are probably like siphoning off of him a bit as I'm sure is normal in a lot of these professional athletes. And then that in conjunction with the gambling,

like, and I can't even imagine that all the dependents would add up to a hill of beans next to this level of gambling. How many people... He could just throw a million at all his dependents and that takes him for years and years and years. Until they ask for the next one. That's true.

Hopefully it wasn't some predatory... Because that happened with some other guy. His name was Jack Johnson. And he's still a defenseman in the NHL. He's horrible. I'm so glad he still has a job somehow because the first $20 million he made in his career he gave to his parents to handle and invest for him because most people get brought into the league 18 years old.

They don't know anything. And they lost $20 million, $25 million of his money. But thankfully, he's really good friends with Sidney Crosby and Crosby. I guarantee you was like, Hey, uh, sign Rutherford, GM Rutherford, sign him here for Pittsburgh. And he's like, he's Sidney. He's just awful. And he's like, come on, man, do him a solid. And so he's, he's made, Sidney Crosby has made him $30 million since then of just him saying he should continue.

Sometimes I daydream about being a financial advisor for professional athletes i'll be like what are your credentials well first and foremost i don't steal your money and that sets me apart from all the other financial people in your life you'll do well imagine how rich mike tyson would be if i just s&p 500 dollar cost averages is bullshitted you know he'd so sad. He'd have never had trouble. Is he still having trouble? Probably not. I don't think so. He's making a lot from his weed stuff,

but I think he really cleaned up with the fight and he's going to do another. The next two weekends have good fights coming up. Two weeks from now is the Poirier-Conor McGregor fight. That's undeniable. Before we get too deep into the fighting thing, this has to do with the fighting thing.

You know how the Paul brothers were fighting, were challenging tons of athletes? One of them made a comment to Evander Kane, this guy, and he was one of the few a couple weeks ago, like, yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it, I'll do it. I've fought a lot in the NHL. Yeah, I'll do it.

And it was like, why the hell does he want to do this so bad? And it's like, why the hell does he want to do this so bad? And it's like, you're bankrupt. You need the Tyson ticket. In the UFC, they all keep saying yes. Michael Bisping's retired and he has one eye and they called him out and he's like, yeah. And I don't even...

It's funny. Ben Askren said yes. He literally has one eye. I know. I've seen the glass guy pictures. It's sad. I don't even, like, it's funny. Ben Askren said yes. He literally has one eye. I know. I've seen the glass guy pictures. It's sad. And I don't know. I don't know. I actually don't know how to stack rank it, right?

Why wouldn't you? It's a lot of money. I'd fight him. What the fuck? Who cares? Sure. But you would lose like I would. Yeah.

Yeah, sure. Sure. Handily. All right. I want you to go down at the very beginning of the first. I can do that. That was the plan all along. Wait until he hits you, Kyle.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. But like Ben Askren, can he beat Jake Paul? In boxing, right? This is one of the best grapplerslers ever never known as a striker his whole striking game is just set up to get him I think you can beat him um but I'd like to see it I want to see it too yeah and if it makes Jake Paul's legend a little bigger

fine fine yeah I don't care yet again YouTuber wins um speaking about on the hockey thing I'm looking forward to when I finally get to colorado actually having a hockey team because like i think i'd be more into the hockey and like talking about hockey with you guys if the thrashers were still a thing uh and i could i could go to games because i really enjoyed going to that game with you taylor uh to the when when the avalanche was playing i think and uh i don't even remember who they were playing maybe boston anyway um someone i'd like to go I'd like to go. I'd like to go to games, and I would like to have a team.

But I really hate, hate watching it on TV. But I could definitely see myself getting season tickets and going to a game a week or something like that. This is the perfect team for you because I know you're unabashed. Like, hell yeah, I'm a bandwagon guy. If they're good, I'll go. If they're bad, I won't. Like, Colorado is on the culmination of a 10-year upswing.

They're about to be the best team in the league, I would say. The bandwagon thing is my way of not feeling bad when my teams fail. But in reality, I'm a big Braves fan, Falcons fan, University of Georgia fan. It's just that it's been rough going for a while, for a long while here. Well, tomorrow night, 9.30, season opener, the Blues play Colorado, actually, at 9.30. Ooh, a rivalry match between Kyle and Taylor.

I'll have to get some Colorado gear. When I move back to the office in there with my setup, I'll definitely have to get myself a Colorado flag. It just makes sense. To go right next to your Vegas flag. We could probably take that down. Yeah. If they get really good

at the end of the season, you can pop that back up. We're not throwing it away. That's waiting in the wings. That's a just-in-case flag. I've got a flag for every team. There there's 29 i was gonna say there's 29 other banners that you have in front on the i have all the flags i'm just ready to pop it in there depending on the weekly rankings yeah oh man i'm so excited to eat dinner i think yeah i had dinner and i i have a lot of calories left today i have over 700 calories left yeah me too it's gonna be nice more isn't that a nice feeling though when you're like oh man

i've made it to pretty much the end of the day and i've got you know a king's ransom and points and calories to spend i like that i've been doing pretty good but i try to target like three or four hundred calories extra 350 736 is probably too many oh definitely yeah especially if you're working out hard and active i have been yes i've been all about that lately you gotta gotta get in shape for that dirty fight i'll have you know dirty has been training super hard in rust and He has been eating a very well-balanced diet. There's gummy worms, nerds, fucking peach rings, Smarties. Those are all the essential sugars. Yeah, sweet and sour tarts, everything.

He's hitting so much glucose going through his system. He's going to be bouncing off the walls when you guys throw down. It's going to be. Is that what he's snacking on? That's he, he eats. He's like a fucking elf from, um,

uh, the North pole. Like, like, like he's like, he's like one of, uh, Santa's helpers with the amount of,

he only eats sugar. Apparently like, that's all I ever see him eat brain food. He, um, he's not fat either. And he like brags about it. He's young. either. And he, like, brags about it. He's young.

How young is he? 22, maybe? I think, I thought, yes, maybe. 24? 24, I thought. I don't know. Okay. And he's like, it doesn't matter.

I won't be fat. If you tried this, you'd get fat. But look at me. I always eat like this, and I'm not fat. And it's like, he's kind of spitting the truth. like this and I'm not fat. It's like, he's kind of spitting the truth. That means he's not eating enough protein or potatoes

or vegetables or whatever. He's getting all his calories from peach drink, which are pretty good. I imagine. I haven't had that in ages. You know an awful candy? Circus peanuts. Those are terrible i throw those away at halloween yeah yeah so they're the big orange ones horrific they look like they'd be

good they look like regular peanuts yeah yeah circus peanuts look like they're an s-tier candy and then you bite into them and they are f-tier It's actively bad. Yeah. Black licorice is another. I heard it was an acquired taste, so I gave it a go, but it didn't happen. Yeah. It's like medicine. Yeah. It's gross.

It's the worst candy. Yeah. I think the circus peanuts are the worst candy because there's some foods that you'll try occasionally. I you'll try occasionally but yeah yeah now i remember why i don't like this i guess i never went back to the circus peanuts i had those once when i was like seven or something i was like that's not food yeah vile that's not food it tastes like a packing peanut i've had braces now since october they're not in right now but. So basically I'm just moving the bones around in my skull that you chew with. And every so often it's like, oh, he might be too wobbly to take on this food. This is not a good one for these teeth.

So Charleston Chew is kind of my weak spot. But I'm like, what would you bite it with? There's brackets on the sides. The front ones are like, they're the... Jackie, will you chew up this Charleston Chew for me and baby bird me? I've got 300 calories left for the day and I want a treat. I remember when I got my, it was like one of the first times I got my braces and like, you know, those like different colored Tootsieie rolls where it's like a blue one or a

vanilla one or it was i can imagine there's much different colors and they they taste good and there's a little bowl of my grandma's and i had one of them and i was like it's not really gonna do anything to my braces and like i started chewing it and it was like on the second chew it tore off like four brackets just like yeah i did that with jerky when i had braces we were hunting a lot and we always had these big bags of deer jerky and uh it would tear them right off my teeth like they would i would just well i can't eat jerky i guess i did it with um jolly ranchers you know jolly ranchers the hard candy i guess my style of eating it was to kind of squeeze it with my back teeth for some period of time, like a whole minute.

And my teeth would just sink into this. And then upon pulling them apart, rips all the brackets off. Because they were like molded and pressed into there. And then you're like, oh shit, my mouth is stuck closed from this thing.

Can't do that anymore. No. But yeah, anyway. I think we're over an hour in. We are. Yeah, let's call it a show. I'm gonna, I am hungry. Alright. PKN 334.