Painkiller Already - PKN 337

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

pkn 337 triple check everyone the right buttons pressed everything's doing good doing good about to order this mighty putty nice what are you going to use mighty putty on first oh everything everything i'm just going to start knocking i'm gonna start knocking holes and shit just to putty it up i want to yeah i also want to have you seen the clip of the mighty putty where that guy is like and it's so strong once it sets you can use it as a chain link and he creates the chain link and the chain and it's like him pulling a boat by a chain with a

truck and it's made of Mighty Putty now granted there are some cuts it's not a solid take but I trust him you know he wouldn't lie to me he's never lied before yeah I trust the Mighty Putty oh Mighty Putty I found it oh it's incredible this is the shit that

the poop bandit I talked about it years ago like when he like had his big strike at my high school this is the stuff that he smeared in the locks of a lot of doors because it just destroys the ability of that you have to remove all the doors from the hinges it ruins it yeah you can do that super glue as well

it's a super shitty thing to do to someone or someplace yeah no one was surprised that he that he did that like locks are expensive like i've had uh like like i'm i'm bad at losing things and uh i've got this property with these expensive locks on it and like i lost the keys to it and i have to call the locksmith out and it's like 150 a door or something like that because like he can't pick the lock because of course i have bought the best locks money can buy as he's like this is the only lock i can't pick like you you've got the one this is the the Surecraft Cockblocker 3000. Everyone's thinking you need the lockpicking lawyer.

I'm thinking it. You must be thinking it. Lockpicking lawyer will get in there. I think part of the problem was it hadn't been turned in months and it was also jammed up. He's spraying that degreaser shit in there, whatever it is, and waiting and waiting and heating it up.

It just wouldn't break. It ended up having to like it's expensive it's expensive i've never had luck with that stuff like i've removed many a rusted nut and uh liquid wrench and i think there's a competitor liquid wrench i can't think of right now i have found them to pretty much do nothing they really uh if you let them soak for a while and like the thing that's always worked the best like with like locked up nuts for me is uh to take a like a propane torch and heat it up sure uh that that always like that works does the trick um i have an acetylene torch i'm like on a skill of one one to ten i'm like a 4 skilled with it. But you know, I can usually get a not too hot flame and heat it up and get... that works.

But that liquid stuff, I feel like it's just... You spray it on there and take a rest and let your temper settle down. That's what it's really for. Just to buy you time. Ascending torches are awesome.

Spray it and then wait 20 minutes and get your shit together, dude. I don't know of anything in existence in the consumer world that an acetylene torch won't just melt right through. What's it burn at? Like 5,000 degrees or something?

I have 10 in my head. Someone told me acetylene torch is hotter than the surface of the sun. It is. Of the sun. Because the surface of the sun actually isn't all that hot. Like, in the grand scheme of things. How do we know? Are we guessing?

I don't know how we know, but we definitely know how hot the surface of the sun is. All right. definitely know how hot the surface of the sun is. Alright, an acetylene torch is around 4,000 degrees and it could be as high as 5730. How hot is the surface of the sun? I'm going to guess 2200 degrees.

Well, it's in K. This isn't helping me. 1000K. So it's 5770K. I've got that. That's what I'm running right now wait terrible graphics oh so the lowest sun temperatures

are around 7300 degrees so it looks like the sun is hotter than my torch but not by a lot. Fair enough. That's really disappointing when you hear stuff like that. I imagine the sun to be more impressive. Well, it's hotter on the inside. Well, I know.

How do we know how hot the inside is? Probably some form of math. I would imagine, I guess because they know they can do the math because of the heat and the pressure and the gravity that's required to create fusion. It has to be an estimate, right?

Yeah. We don't even know how heavy sun is, right? I think we know very closely how heavy sun is based on how big it is and what it's composed of. The density. I'm with Taylor. There has to be some level of educated guessing in this thing. I don't think there is, boys.

This is an equation. No, because there are denser suns. There are less dense suns. I don't know. Stars, I should be saying. But some of them are large and not that dense. Some of them are small and very, very dense. Some of them are literally black holes.

And we look at our son and we said, we think it's, you know, in this point in the spectrum, but I, you can't get that close. It must be an estimate and educated guess of some sort. Just wonder how close they're getting. I'm pretty sure there's like an equation for this that it's hydrogen and helium. Yeah, but then what else do you

divide? By sun mass? By sun mass. They know how big it is. Well, you know exactly how big it is. Yeah. I guess that would be the way you do it. Figure out how big it is and Well, you know exactly how big it is. Yeah. I guess that would be the way you'd do it. Figure out how big it is, and then you, what, kind of... Not to me, because then you need to know its density.

You would have to guess how old it is, right? Here's how I would do it. I would estimate the Earth's density, its speed, and then just... I guess what I'm working on is the sun's gravitational pull. That's how I'm going to measure its weight. We know its distance and we know its gravitational pull. And that should get it done.

Everything else is just kind of looking at a rubber ball a million miles away and estimating how dense you think it is. But if you know its pull, then you know how much it weighs. Yeah, I don't know any of this. I just can tell it upsets Kyle to undercut the stats about the sun. We don't know anything about

the sun. It could be God, Kyle. We don't know. The calculated mass of the sun is 4.18 nonillion pounds. This is not a number I even know. Ah, not quite a gyptillion n-o-n billion so like over octillion so it's exactly what i said it's it's the ratio of they know the ratio of hydrogen to helium within it and then there's there's a complex equation

to work out based on the size of it the the density of it, because it's hydrogen and helium. And the equation is literally written here. I mean, I could read it out to you, but it's like R equals M over sun divided by four divided by three. P to the power of R over sun cubed equals 1,410 kilograms M to the power of negative 3. And you get something nonillion. They get the exact mass of the sun. The density. Well, I know nonillion

would be mass, right? The nonillion tons? I don't even know what that word is. It's like above octillion. So like trillion, quadrillion, what was it like pentillion octillion non-alien should anybody buy any game stock game spots i came to adopt it below 100 last time i looked all of us were like in the text like a few days ago like

90 i think we all missed the boat on this so let's just see where it goes yeah yeah um i'm glad i didn't do anything uh it's uh it's been interesting to watch i don't think it's over yet i don't think it's over yet i think that most people are expecting it to go back up um if i had done anything it would have been shorting it and i said that on the show it's recorded it's true but it was it was scary it could go anywhere they're talking about 1500 on the on the subreddit i just stayed away but and by the way my belief that it would go down it was based on this one that's just what the company's worth right now based on its profits and shrinking size and two i have this intrinsic belief that the bad guys will win the big bad market movers who've been doing this for a hundred years will be better

than the subredditors who did this as a meme not even necessarily better because if you just go by who would who would win who would have won this tremendously if there wouldn't have been a huge amount of immediate disruption on behalf of a lot of those financial institutions. Like, no, no, you can't buy this. You can only sell it. I wonder how much those disruptions altered the eventual trajectory of this, right? Imagine a ton because so many people were talking about it. Everybody wanted to be buying it and they shut it down from a lot of the most user friendly.

I think it backfired. I think it backfired. I think it caused a lot more publicity and a lot more buying than there ever would have been. Yeah. Had they not tried to stifle it. Both of those seem like smart ideas. I don't know.

But I definitely, I could understand both arguments and they seem beats me uh elizabeth warren is asking the robin hood people why they halted buying of the stock people say trading they have that wrong they didn't halt both sides that selling was okay buying wasn't and eliz Warren. Yeah. What helps the hedge funds. Yes. Totally cool, guys. Right?

So Elizabeth Warren's going to talk to the Robin Hood people and find out why they did what they did. I hope that it goes somewhere. I hope that if he doesn't have a good answer, you know, an answer that's true and good, that would be good. You know who had like surprisingly like a really like funny and good take and clip from all this is the guy from Barstool Sports. He got a ton of publicity where he was. He like went way harder than a lot of people who were like trying to couch. And he's like, and this CEO and this guy and this hedge fund manager jail. This guy jail.

This person jail. And they're doing it right in front of your fucking faces, people they can and they want you to know that they can he was like getting amped up about it i see that guy on fox i see that guy on fox all the time and every time i see him on there talking about this stuff i'm just thinking like man i'd like to see eating some pizza right now he he does that is going to competency yeah you. You're your best when you're eating pizza. Get back at it, bro. I do not understand. But oh, he's the guy that does the pizza.

Yeah. He's the pizza reviewer. Yeah. There you're right. Everybody knows the rules. And then he always just eats the whole thing. Yeah. Because it is a joke.

It's not everybody gets it. He talked so much shit about our pizza when he was here because he he did it while he was losing the stanley cup to the blues so he's like this fucking cracker pizza fuck this come down to this st louis pizza place say fuck it and then go to the place right next door that sells homemade ice cream between homemade cookies but he seems like a funny guy yeah i don't really follow barstool too much because they don't or i guess they do they have one podcast spitting checklets about hockey but other than that not really much attention on hockey speaking of which there was big news like i was predicting woody by the way flyers on a wonderful win streak right now looking very solid also the rangers

like there was some news a few days ago where this guy, Tony D'Angelo, this defenseman who apparently a real unpleasant fucker in the locker room, like just not pleasant to be around. And like, he got waved, which means they're like, we don't even want,

you can leave. Any team can have you for free. Like you can, he can have him for free. He's a defenseman. He had 40, or I'm sorry. He had 53 points in 68 games last year. leave any team can have you for free like you can he can have him for free he's a defenseman he had 46 or i'm sorry he had 53 points in 68 games last year that is ridiculous 15 goals it's good it's great for a defenseman tremendous for a defenseman and so and he's only 25 and so as that happened i

don't i don't like follow any of the rangers shit and i didn't know and so like i sent out and i was like what the can someone explain this to me a guy who just hit 53 points and like 63 games played whatever and everybody's apparently rangers fans are like this guy is so bad in the locker room that he makes his whole team hate him and so like what he did after a loss is apparently he yelled at his own goalie behind the net trying to do something and there's a miscommunication between him and george of the goalie and as they were like skating off the ice and getting back into the locker room he started like screaming apparently at the goalie which is something you don't do at a loss like what the fuck is wrong with like yelling and apparently it got so heated that

chris is the one that let every goal in just saying that's true but he's a defenseman i bet he struggled that game as well probably or maybe not i don't know how to do saying that's true but he's a defenseman i bet he struggled that game as well probably or maybe not to do that that's pretty good i don't know if he's with that game or not but apparently uh one of the veteran rangers punched him in the face in the locker room to like get him away and it was just that night that the rangers are like yeah you can leave like you're you're that much of an unpleasant person and i thought that someone would pick him up off waivers cause he just got 53 fucking points. And like,

no, apparently this guy is known as such poison and such like a rabble rouser causer of problems that no one touched him. I thought the second half of this story was going to be that he's a flyer now. No, no, no,

he's not in anyone. Now I guarantee someone will take a chance. Literally a guy with above average NHL talent can't get a job in the nhl it for now yeah apparently he's like a really unpleasant guy like uh covid's not real kind of dude and so i don't care if he thinks the world is flat he can score 53 points in 60 i'll listen to him talk about the flat earth. Hours a night. Hey, Tony. Yeah, just keep drilling me. I know. Made up, right? Everything's fake.

You just focus on the power play. You can't believe NASA, but by the way, two assists. Not bad, bro. Earth space is fake, too. And birds as well. As a matter of fact, everything is fake other than the score on the jumbotron don't concern yourself with anything else i can't remember who it was but i was reading about this

guy the other day that's like in the public eye and he's like one of those people he's like oh that's a crazy person i didn't know but he was saying that uh oh no maybe it was maybe it was somebody involved with the capital thing but uh he believes that space is not real and that the sky we see is some sort of holographic projection or something to hide god from us oh who does he think he's doing reading something like like like if that hologram wasn't there god would just be up there fucking chilling so so like you know what he's saying we defeated god no he's saying that he's saying that god has put a hologram between us and him oh god did it i thought you were saying that like some powers that be created a hologram to prevent god from so god relies on holograms not magic the person was i i think that it was one of the capital um like

invaders what is this uh what is this theory called fake sky theory like sure that works um the birds aren't real the birds aren't real thing is pretty interesting i think that's a meme i think that's like kind of a flat earth star i think flat earth is a meme yeah i don't i don't think there's anyone who i don't i think that the people who like started the flat earth thing were memeing um the same the same as like the people who started saying that this was white power or whatever and then like what happened was it backfired because crazy people were like yeah white power and they were doing it and then the memers were like wait what no not this isn't for you this is for this is for autists like me this isn't for actual white supremacists and they're like no bro white power all the way and they're

like fuck fuck and i i think the same thing happened with like there were some kids on the internet being like yeah yeah let's you know that old adage that like oh yeah like like dummies think the world is still flat haha let's go with that let's push it let's push it to the the nth degree let's say it's legit and that that all this and that the round worlders are the people who really had their head in the sand and then it backfired because there's enough crazy out there to buy into just about anything you know like gang stalking or rigged elections. I do think some of those democracy, some of those gang stalking people just have like a paranoia disorder or a personality. A lot of them genuinely are like these red cars, these all the mailmen.

He always knows my address no matter where I move. It's like he's got a list. Yeah, it's like actually that's more of a convenience. It might have been the QAnon shaman you're thinking of, Kyle. I'm not sure. I tried to Google and confirm it, but I don't know. Dude, that guy's pissed off. Have you heard?

Have you followed him lately? No, I don't follow QAnon shamans. I do. Where do you even follow him? What's he doing? On Facebook. So he's in prison right now. And he is upset with Trump because he felt like Trump would pardon him if things didn't go his way.

And, you know, he was locked up on like January. He's the guy who dresses like the buffalo bikini guy. The horns. Yeah, with the horns and shirtless. And yeah, yeah. So anyway, by like the next day, they had him in prison. Of course. Trump obviously knew about it.

Everybody knew about him. He's probably the most visible of anyone in the whole thing, right? He was there chanting and dressing silly and stuff. Cool. He's dressed as a buffalo. Yeah. In a bikini, kind of. Yeah. He wanted to be noticed.

So anyway, he felt like Trump would pardon him and make sure that he was okay. Trump would take care of his own, but that's not what happened. Trump had two weeks to do something. He pardoned hundreds of people, but the QAnon shaman didn't make the list. Now, the QAnon shaman wants to testify against Trump at his impeachment trial. He keeps volunteering his services to, to, to let him know how Trump worked him up and wanted him to go in there. And I,

I don't think that even the left won't take a QAnon shaman seriously, even if he is saying exactly what they want to hear. The whole Trump thing has been about entertainment, Kyle. I want it to happen. Thank you. It has, and it will to happen. Thank you. I want it to happen. It has and it will be again.

All right? It will be again. He's like, we're not through with this. Trump had four years. He didn't legalize pot. The Democrats are over here saying 2021. What does that have to do with entertainment? We're talking about entertainment here.

You said you wanted him back. I do want him back you shouldn't because he put you in jail for pot that was federal prison and and look how entertaining it was you can't be nitpicking a little negatively all right i'm here for pure entertainment i don't put little petty personal squabbles inside of my... Oh, did you have to go to the prison a little bit? Maybe we shouldn't have ordered illegal drugs

over the fucking mail. I hope you guys appreciate Kyle and his sacrifice that he makes for the show. Every fucking day. Get out of here. Look, I'm here for the entertainment value and no human being alive has been more entertaining over the last four years you'd have you go on broadway show me somebody's more entertaining than fucking

donald j trump all right that would be a great transition for him straight to broadway straight to broadway i would love to see that just him out of breath trying to sing just turns out that his big fat body has like the reverberation of an angel he's paparazzi incarnate i've seen him dance i'd fuck do it i've seen him dance too yeah yeah i mean it's a white guy dancing but look not every old white guy has the balls to do old white guy dancing i respect anyone who dances i don't dance i like how well i dance when no one's looking but i don't dance yeah i like that trump's like his his little jig was like it's a dance of someone who's like i don't know if my knee can take this. Just the slightest shuffling. I took it to be conservative enough that he wasn't embarrassing himself.

He wasn't going wild. He was just keeping it tight. Keeping it tight. Kind of funny. In here. In here. It's funny. Two and ten.

Two and ten. It is funny. Kyle, I honestly don't know who's going to win, Jake Paul or Ben Askren. People are saying that Ben Askren is going to win. A quick MMA background. Ben Askren is one of the more successful MMA competitors over the last like 10 years. He recently retired. There are other wrestlers, wrestling specialists that developed some level of boxing.

You know, Ben Ashgren is known as being like really not a boxer. Really, really not a boxer. And there's all these montages going on of him looking more awkward than me. Right. And this guy was a champion in three different organizations. And he's just stumbling around doing spinning back fists that miss by like seven feet, nine feet. It's hard to estimate. And now, but okay, that's the downside. The upside, this guy was an NCAA champion. This guy competed in the Olympics for real.

He was a champion at one. He was a champion at Bellator. And he was a champion at one he was a champion at bellator and he was a champion somewhere else that i don't have off the top of my head and he beat robbie lawler and he beat robbie lawler uh he didn't beat him with striking though but he did he beat a lot of tough guys throughout his career he is a competitor when the bright lights shine on this thing ben askren's pulse will barely rise and look my money has to be on ben askren i'll take it i'll take it five dollars sure five bucks and and i get oh see here's the thing though about boxing judging like i don't like betting on boxing because of judging it is five $5 though. Yeah. I mean,

I guess it will, but let's add an addendum that we'll be honest if we're both just like, come on, Ben won that. Like, sure. Because, because like man,

boxing judging is, it's more fraudulent than anything organized that I know of. It's more, it's, it's more bullshit than politics. It's more bullshitulent than anything organized that I know of. It's more bullshit than politics. It's more bullshit than law enforcement. It's more bullshit than the stock market. It's straight up criminal organization type shit. Pay to play, pay to win in the public arena right in front of your face on a like official televised sporting event. And it's fake.

I have an example that supports what you're saying. Conor McGregor fought Floyd Mayweather, right? The first round, I don't think Floyd threw one punch. Conor landed a few. Conor won the round. Floyd won it on every judge's card. Every judge's card. I need to check him.

I need to affect it. I'm pretty sure he didn't throw one punch. He just went out there and used his brilliant defense, but that doesn't win rounds. You can't, you can't get hit and literally hit never and call it a win. Like when you see something like that, you're just like,

how do the, how are you still a sport? Wait, you see something like that you're just like how do the how are you still a sport wait you're almost not that's right i nearly forgot that you've been on decline since you lost your last champion in like 90 fucking three or whenever mike tyson was like in his prime like they have been there's a reason you remember the champions in boxing and their names come up all the time. It's because those are the only times when like the sport as a whole was any good. It was when one guy was really good at it. And the whole point is that he takes the judges out of it. When you've got someone like Muhammad Ali or Mike Tyson who just goes out there and just like wins so decisively and so clearly.

And the judges can't fuck it. Like there's no amount of corruption that can even push that over the edge. That's when boxing is good. That's why they remember those, those sugar Ray, blah, blah, blahs. And it's because they were so good that they could actually beat the judges and their opponent. It's not a real sport. It's nonsense. It's half a opponent. It's not a real sport. It's nonsense.

It's half a fight. It's not a sport. Half a fight. I've never heard that before, but I see what you're saying. It's half a fight at best. It's half a fight at best. It's a third, right? Because there's hands, there's feet, and there's grappling. Fists, elbows, knees, and feet.

And grappling. Sure. We could keep going it's probably a 16th of a fight at best and it's a fake one at that um look and it has nothing to do with entertainment value or what sports i like hockey is clearly a fucking sport rugby clearly a fucking sport i have no interest in the in these things hockey a little bit avalanche playing next week against your uh your boys i'm looking forward to it i think they play like a game saturday and then sunday yeah because of covid like a doubleheader next very cool are we at you i think so yeah yeah so that'll be fun good shit yeah i'll find a way to watch but but yeah boxing um look I love the Rocky movies. Like growing up, I was such a huge Rocky fan.

Like the first one won three Oscars or something like that. It's a legitimately great film. And, uh, and you know, the, the sequels or whatever they did get the same thing they did with the Rambo sequels. They just kept pumping it up or whatever, but I loved them. I love the character. I love the idea of boxing. And then like whenever YouTube became a thing, I like surrounded myself with like Muhammad Ali clips, not just him fighting.

I've seen every one of his fights, but I've seen all of his press conferences. And every time he was on a microphone talking shit and followed that story like adamantly. I'm really interested in boxing and boxers uh bernard hopkins is this crazy cool story that jim rohm used to talk about all the time what a bad motherfucker bernard hopkins was but that's not a sport and the judging is a huge component of why it's just a fraud of i don't even know what to call it. Boxing has always been like this? I don't think boxing is as bad right now as Kyle says it is. And the reason I say

that is I like Tyson Fury. If you know Tyson Fury, he's this gigantic gypsy, literally a gypsy, and he's the current heavyweight world champion, and he gives a good interview. He struggles with depression, so he like

became champion and then just sank into a hole of unhappiness he's fat but he got super fat and then he worked it all off and came back and won his fight and uh he's he's a and he's an interesting champ which is what boxing needs yeah and i haven't followed him well enough to like make a good argument but i bet that he has fought three good opponent opponents in his entire career well i'm gonna look at the list but i don't know who's good see that's the thing like i'm talking out of my ass when i say this but it's just the stereotype that is that is proven factually if you do if i did my research I'd be proven right. I'm 100% sure that like in boxing they just don't fight good

competition. A lot of these guys don't even have Wikipedia pages. Who's that gentleman who was he's an older white guy and he does a lot of like podcasting and YouTubing about boxing and MMA. He's been on Rogan. he's a gritty older guy i saw him

um doing a podcast uh with a lot of mma guys he's kind of gotten much more into that um i heard him talking about that and he was talking about the difference between mma and uh and boxing and how like the reason the ufc is doing, he's like, they put on good fights every night. It's a dog fight. There are no easy wins. There's no such thing as an easy win. So if you lose one, they get it. Of course he lost. He was fighting a former champion. He was fighting a guy who did this and that a guy who had fought other former champions there's there's a level of competition there and a level of courage there that doesn't exist in boxing boxing champions don't want to fight boxing champions they want to fight up and comers teddy they want to fight

peons teddy makes sense yeah yeah uh that doesn't make sense it is funny every single boxing record i've ever seen in my life is like 42 and one or better i've never seen a boxer who i lost one huh 11 and 22 i've never seen that record right whereas there are respected fighters people look forward to seeing with like 12 16 losses on yeah if you're 26 and 12 you're a bad motherfucker that's like that's probably what that's probably pretty close to uh diaz's record i was actually thinking of him i think he might have i'll look it up i bet if i all the time i had i bet he's like fucking 24 and 12 or something. He is 20 and 12. That was pretty good. Yeah.

Like, like it's pretty bad motherfucker, bad motherfucker. Not a not a title contender right now, but he's in the top ten in the world at what he does. I think so. And and like if you threw him in there with like a Gaethje, a Poirier, it would not be a one sidedsided event it would be there would be a lot of talk about like the the toughness of diaz and and and like you know why they should have stopped it sooner and yeah if he gets cut like the thing about diaz like is he's got so

much scar tissue on his eyes like he gets these gnarly cuts from sort of like basic boxing strikes like like it doesn't have to be this like nasty like tearing blow that would traditionally create a cut it's just oh no just yeah it doesn't really have to be that it can just be like a couple of you know maybe eight eight goodabs can, can tear his eye open, but he's so tough. He will bleed from his forehead and not see out of one eye and be upset with anyone who suggests that this is something noteworthy or, you know,

like, why are you even worried about that? It's just a forehead gash. Yeah. I'm in a fight. It doesn't matter. We'll take care of that after the fight. He doesn't care.

Yeah. He, he, he has no problem seeing through blood in his eyes if i have blood in my eyes the last thing i'm time y'all see there's a little blood in my eye right there's blood in my eye i can't imagine that like like like there's nothing i do to a level where blood in my eye doesn't call a complete halt to what i'm doing like there's actually someone else's blood can you imagine that you gotta get a good one you get their

blood in your mouth and you're just it's like let's see from fight club this is disgusting this is i'm done i'm done with your disgusting sport it's like i've seen that so many times i wish i could remember the fight in particular but like but the guy that was real cut up got on top, and he is gushing onto the other guy. It's not all going on his face, but enough of it is. That's when Tyler Durden gets the shit kicked out of him by the guy who comes for his money. What's he saying?

Oh, Lou! Oh, Lou! Let us stay, Lou! Let us stay! I promise we'll be good, Lou! Oh, Lou! Let us stay, Lou! Let us stay! Let us stay! I promise we'll be good, Lou, and he's bleeding. One of my favorite moments in MMA history is when BJ Penn beat his opponent. I forget who he beat. And then lick the blood off the gloves.

Oh, gross. Oh, yeah, that was not... That's disgusting. From... The things we now know about BJ Penn pin it makes a lot more sense ever since the blood licking incident he went crazy yeah he is like getting arrested all the time now bar bar fights and like he's losing bar fights he had like cte yeah for sure about like like professional football players and people cte getting like erratic and violent so very good dj pin was like a world beater two generations of mma ago and uh and and he fought

last year to give you an idea that's true uh oh maybe in a bar uh he fought yesterday in a bar but he fought he fought on like pay-per-view maybe see i don't know i'm bad maybe two years ago i just remember like it was one of those incidents where they asked dana at the press conference like you think maybe it's time for bj to hang up the gloves like yeah yeah i do um we're gonna have to have a a talk you know i i am wow so so kyle's righty fault in 2019. And usually in the UFC, if you lose two fights and you're not a big name, you might get cut, right? If you lose three fights, there's a very good chance you're getting cut. He's lost his last seven fights and eight fights ago, he had a draw. Yeah. But he beat Matt Hughes November 20th, 2010. Matt Hughes

was his last win? Oh my god. That's a perfect like that punctuates the whole thing perfectly. He's two generations. Yeah, a super good guy two generations ago. In 2010 Matt Hughes was like on his way

out. I was a big bj pin fan when he was fighting gsp during grease gate and i was siding with him so much i was just like when you get to the bush administration it was just like come the fuck on gsp you're bigger you're stronger you're more well-rounded and you are greasier than saturday night fried chicken dude you are so greasy right now in there like like like i'm watching bj's like um like um you know he's got his ankles crossed over his guard i'm watching bj's guard slip off this guy's shoulders and it's like you can watch a montage of how tight that guard is and how he locks it in on everybody and they're not going any fucking where and gsp is like uh no i will stand up and he just stands up and it just like slips off of him that fucking

canadian cheating fuck if you don't follow him maybe bj pen was one of the better grapplers in mma history so he had an advantage in that part of the fight over gsp so gsp's counter to that was to coat himself with vaseline so it would be more of a striking battle that's smart it worked he does in that movie bronson butter me up butter me up totally naked slathering butter on his face dude he's so yoked in that movie he's scary as fuck he takes that fucking

like guy prisoner and he starts stripping naked and I'm watching it the first time and I'm just like is he about to just fuck this guy before the guards can get there how hardcore is Charlie and then the guy starts like shaking and he's just screaming as the guy's like shaking i can't imagine i can't imagine anything more intimidating than being a prison guard minimum

wage this was not your career choice You really wanted to be a cop, but you couldn't pass the physical or the mental. Like maybe you cracked somebody in the skull one night, and now this is all you can do. And they're sending you down to Block 9 to deal with Charlie Bronson, the most dangerous prisoner in the UK. And he's taking a man hostage,

and you can hear him in there screaming, butter me up, butter me me up i've got a librarian up here and he's in a lot of trouble the cops should have gone did they go like six on one against him they went six on one but he's all buttered up they've got shields and full riot gear but he's all buttered up so they can't get him he's just fucking throwing and he's bigger and stronger than all of them and tougher too so he can take a baton he's basically at the hot gates and so they can only come in like one person at a time greasy ass is just fighting he's a buttered spartan he's a buttered spartan and he looks like one he looks so intimidating you follow that guy's prison career it's like he was

great at fighting but like he did not go in for like murder or something that would have locked him away forever he got in so many fights and hurt so many people in prison they're like we can't he stole some jewelry for the woman he loved that was the that was the thing that sent him away and then he kept getting in fight after fight until he's doing life like it's uh it's a cool movie shield a guard or something it's called Bronson yeah Bronson yeah it's a true story he's got a badass mustache

shaved head and he's a great actor he's one of my favorite actors I like him a lot so yeah if you haven't seen Bronson Woody give that a go it's very nice it's a good fucking movie man it looks like Amazon Prime, maybe? Amazon Prime Premium subscription

means I need to pay even more, doesn't it? I don't think so. I don't know. Does it say Prime? It's telling you to subscribe to watch. That's weird. Yeah, I think there's more than one level of Prime, the streaming service.

You can buy it on YouTube movies, but you would still have to buy it, right? YouTube doesn't give you access to that or anything. Wait, let me see if it's on. Yeah, it's making me try to rent it. I'll say it's three bucks. Four bucks. It's worth three bucks. It's a good movie. I don't know about four bucks.

Just Bronson. Bronson. Quaker! Quaker Quaker it's just like spitting all over that guy he's screaming buttering him up real good I found that scene this is a longer scene than I remember

it goes on and on yeah yeah I'm trying to I watched a movie recently. It was on the, in the Netflix universe and it was kind of interesting. I can't remember the name of it. Oh, I'll tell you what I watched. HBO just got access to the little things, which is Denzel Washington, Jared Leto, and this other guy that won an Oscar a couple years ago who's a really strong actor, but he's got an odd name and I can't keep it down. I like the first two.

That's good. Yeah, Denzel is like – Denzel and the guy whose name I can't bring up are like detectives. Well, sort of. They're cops. The other one's a detective. Denzel is kind of retired from being a detective because of some shit in his past now he's a sheriff's deputy but he's taking time off to join this case hunting a serial killer who they believe is jared leto who is putting on one of his creepiest performances ever uh i was looking forward to it because i knew it was coming out in theaters next month, but HBO Max just did whatever

they do, and they've got it I think through the month. I watched it the other night. I don't know how to feel about it. It was really good for the majority of it, and then at the end, it really takes this weird turn

that I was not expecting, and I'm not sure how I feel about it but did you think it was stupid no i didn't think it was stupid i didn't think it was unrealistic i just did not see it coming and um and you know i hate cops anyway so like i have a hard time like letting little things go that cops do uh in movies um so so i'm, I'm almost siding with Jared Leto, who is like a creepy fucking serial killer at times. Like, I feel like the criminal should be able to like flaunt his like constitutional rights, you know, like, like I feel like that's part of the game.

And if the cops sort of like cheat at all, I'm like, well, you cheated. It doesn't count. And, uh, and that's kind of how I felt at times in the movie I figured out my movie have you guys seen Freaks is that the spider movie no is that the one about the retarded sideshow

definitely not so it takes an alternative universe this happens on earth and there are these people called freaks so the politically correct term for it in this universe is abnormals and i guess a generation or two ago humans became mutants almost um what i'm looking for x files but not x file x men like and uh and they get some powers well Well, every generation, the children have superior powers to their parents.

So the rest of Earth is like, oh, my God. We have to deal with this problem. I guess we have to euthanize anyone we discover is an abnormal while they're still a kid and getting a grip on their powers. And you open up. You don't know. I'm not spoiling too badly. hours and you open up you don't know i'm not spoiling too badly but you uh you open up and there's a girl being kept in this house and all the windows are covered and you can't see in and and her father is super duper protective but you don't fully know why you don't know if her dad's

crazy there's bad men out there that want to kill her and you don't know if this threat is legitimate or if dad is insane you don't know if dad really loves her or if he's a crazy person. She badly wants ice cream. And then you get a hint at like what her power might be. And to watch this thing unfold in the direction they go, I'm digging it. Like the downside is it's sort of an independent movie. And it's like I wish it was backed by whoever the hell's backing Marvel

because this is a universe where I want to see the next one like that yeah all right you hooked me in you should check out freaks I think you'll like it I liked it and looking at it yeah it was you mean the powers look a little made because of the budget where it's like whoa the ice

demon princess and it's like of the budget where it's like whoa the the ice demon princess and it's like actually the budget as i think back a lot of stuff wasn't that expensive like they did a really good job of creating what felt to me like a super creepy house and it's like well in hindsight all they needed was kind of a shitty house and cover all the windows so that you can't see in or out. And like that actually probably wasn't too expensive. But there are scenes where powers are flexed and they look great. My issue with the budget was that I don't feel like a sequel is guaranteed in the same way I would if it was backed by the right places. What do you know?

So it had an incredibly small budget. It was made with local support and a lot of favors because they've made the movie for $2,000. No, that's a lot of money. Dude, there's good CGI. It made about $300,000 at the box office. That is a tremendous profit margin. It's pretty good profit margin.

They spent seven years raising Results Freak, science fiction. They said to write a script that could be made even if it was at Adam's house. Yeah. Almost every... It was two grand.

You will recognize at least one of these actors because i did bruce dern yeah um i guess his name is mr snow cone okay anyway uh freaks i with that two thousand dollar budget of mine it will blow your mind i don't know how they did some of this stuff uh i'm guarding my words so i don't spoil it too much i might just stop there but uh it looked really good and i'm it was a movie where at first you're like what the hell is the threat what is happening uh she mentions a location and he's like how'd you learn about that but i don't They developed the context for it later. And yeah, anyway, Freaks had me sucked in.

I liked it. Oh, and it's in English, which is nice. That is nice. Not like, oh, I can't wait for this sick, awesome movie with that awesome description on Netflix. And it starts and it's like, fuck, fuck, man. I should have guessed when Sunoo kim and kim kim kim and james kim were all involved korean i mean i noticed that with korean movies especially especially in the horror section is because i'm always looking through the horror section for

for interesting movies and for some reason the korean seem to have a really good handle on like a horror film. Yeah, it's just I often am not paying 100% attention. So I don't want to look down at my phone for five minutes and then look up and be like, oh, I don't I don't even know who these characters are at this point. I watched a Mexican movie and I read all the subtitles. Again, I have to Google the name. Three Amigos. again I have to google the name three amigos it's streaming on Netflix help me out Google I know this is hard and I was a little kid I thought three amigos was

so fucking funny that chibi chase movie when did that come out ooh orbiter 9 have you guys seen orbiter 9 I haven't heard of it so I was looking at sci-fi and the lead character is so pretty

she's so good looking I'm like I don't know it sucked me in, it sucked me in. Like she, she is better looking than Hollywood people are, at least in my opinion. So, uh, so I'm like, all right, let's see what this is about. And, um, then you realize it's this like woman who's traveling to a distant, distant colony and her parents have left her because her spaceship is low on oxygen and then this engineer comes to meet her and uh they get smitten with each other she's like look i've been alone for like whatever 21 years now and i'm gonna be alone for the next 19 years and she fucks him and uh

years and she fucks him and uh uh it's all in spanish and i'm like well i guess you hooked me all right i'll watch the rest of this goddamn film or i'll read the rest of this book is that her um yes yeah uh in the film she she looks great. She's dressed in... It's almost like it hides her figure. It's like the equivalent of a sports brawl on her Star Trek-like outfit she wears. Well, she's got the figure of a 12-year-old boy, so not much to hide. You know, I bet she would play an elf well. Dude, so there's several workout scenes on the ship, right?

Is she just alone, hanging from from her legs doing sit-ups and doing her push-ups and shit and she's really pretty and she's super hot and like you said 12 year old boy physique i'm into it too uh what's her name clara lago oh and by the way she doesn't have uh dude all right little uh little um admission here she's so hot i'm like all right florilago nude i looked her up while i was watching the film side by side tabs top link porn hub and uh all right alright, I don't even know who that is, that other picture you linked. Oh, that's her? She must actually be 12.

Do I have to counter-link you on Pornhub? I'm going to. Yeah, yeah, send me the Pornhub link. I want to see. Because all I can see is, like, the most flat-chested, flat-stomached, flat-assed

Spanish woman I've ever seen in my life. But look at how angular her features are. That's what makes me think, an elf. Might play an elf well. Sure. A prepubescent elf. Sure.

What's happening here? Yeah, I skipped ahead. CelebPornArchive.com presents... I skipped ahead to like 45 seconds or so. Oh, she's got much bigger boobs than I thought. See? See? I anticipate.

I saw the whole sports brawl effect that they had done to her. I saw what was up. No, she's super pretty. A lot of man ass in this clip. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Very attractive.

Very attractive lady. She takes the top about two minutes in. You can see her boobs pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. Very attractive. Very attractive lady. She takes the top about two minutes in. You can see her boobs pretty well. Yeah. It's so funny what this show is. You can see it's pretty good. She is nowhere near as hot as the torpedo-tittied woman that I was talking about from Spartacus. Spartacus.

No. Certainly not. I had a lot of people be like, Kyle, so I Google searched the torpedo-tittied Spartacus woman. You were right. It's like she's in Zero G or something. What is that? The gods bless her.

There's a whole subreddit torpedo tits is a subreddit and uh and i bet she's probably top all well let's i'm gonna find it's like a deformity no so look i agree with you you goose banana tits that's that's

our banana tits that's where you go for deformities. Oh, really? It is considered a deformity. Not really. I'm a big fan of banana tits. This is all coming from a TV show I watched. It was like a real life plastic surgery TV show. And the woman came in and I think maybe her tits were like, they were torpedo titted.

And he was describing how that was, I forget the name of it, but it's a deformity that some people want corrected. Now, the thing is, you just want a touch of the deformity. And that just makes excellent, wonderful, firm tits that defy gravity. If you get too much, they actually look bad. Just the right level of deformity exactly the right level of deformity gives them lift too much and they get like i mean that's like a real life mutant right the right level of deformity uh power strong with this one i'm going to the reddit banana tits subreddit yeah but i'm a i'm a fan of banana tits too.

Actually, the top ones of right now are not deformities. These are just wonderful. Of course, they're all wonderful. I was joking about the deformity. Of course, they're all wonderful. Yeah, but no, you can take it too far and I wish I knew the name of it. Look at that chick. Who? The one I linked. Ah. look at that chick who

the one I linked ah yep yeah that's she just has a gift tubular breasts tubular breasts another one oh what an awful name

they're tubular righteous boobs bro tubular breast oh what an awful name righteous boobs bro tubular breast is the name of a condition caused by breast tissue not proliferating properly during puberty the condition is also called tuberous breasts or breast hypoplasia

while not common they can be rare and because also known as tater titties yeah if you While not common, they can be rare. Also known as tater titties. Yeah, if you... That one sounds like more of a deformity. Tater titties? Yeah, tater titties.

Maybe they're just describing the banana ones, though. In their tubular. The ones we see are always attractive. They get a little taste of the tubularness and it just gives them lift. But you get too much of it and they're suddenly not good boobs anymore. Well, fair enough. Not that I want to be overly picky on boobs. I'm body positive.

We all are. Except with our own bodies. That's wildly true. We're always very body positive. There's no one I'm harder on than my own body just watching spartacus i'm working out doing the truffle shuffle for motivation that's why i need this do the truffle shuffle did you work out yet yeah yeah i worked out what uh body part uh it was push tuesdays oh you do pull then push uh this week i did oh okay messing around with it yeah and i need to figure out so like today with push because my tricep push down thing is broken i was like oh well usually like the middle

part of my workout after like incline bench and overhead press is tricep push down dip and then lateral raises and then i move on to the last third of it but that middle part i couldn't do the tricep push down so i'm like i'll just double up and i'll do 10 by 10 dips instead of the 5 by 10 the 5 by 10 the 5 by 10 and it was way harder on my sets of 10 dips yeah that is a lot of dips it was i usually did five sets they're not weighted, but they're not assisted, right? Yeah. No assist and no, no weight on there. It's just, just my body weight, which is a lot. Uh, and so, yeah, by the end of that, my triceps were on fire even more than when I usually do the tricep push downs. So maybe, you know, not too bad of a

replacement workout for now, but I really got to get this figured out. I was, I was going to, what do you normally have on there? Like, like to use the, um, the, um, the,

um, the rope that's got like the balls on either end for tricep stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I have the, the ball rope and I have a couple of the rope with the balls on the end. Cause you need two to do like the, the face pull thing.

Yep. But, uh, that's a weird movement on this machine. I have, it i have it's not as fluid as i would like you should get i have one of those yeah i have one i'm spending your money but i i think you should get like a nice selector plate high low lat machine or something like that that you would just love and you'd use for half your exercise or a whole functional trainer so

i was looking into that reverse peck and shit i was looking into that today and i mean obviously first thing i'll do is just buy a hopefully cheap replacement cord like i was looking on home depot and i think i can just run there and have them cut me uh i think i need like 152 inch cord i think you even cut it yourself like you can just yeah you were you were telling me kyle like you can fix that cord and i thought it would be fixable but then i was messing around with i was gonna fiddle around with it today and as i was looking more closely there is an area where the actual fibers in the rope are frayed and that freaks me out so that's just going in the trash

i'm not gonna mess with that anymore uh yeah i don't want to get hurt i feel like such dumb ass if i just but you know and $25 at home depot got a broken nose and a black eye but you did save six dollars yeah but i think just no it's shattered right on the line where it broke the other two times i was using uh one of those tricep extension machines with the cable pull-down thing. And the pulley is adjustable, obviously. It slides up and down on a rod. And it wasn't completely locked in.

And it's above my head. So as I'm pulling down 150 pounds, it slips and comes down on the top of my head. Did it hit you or it came near you? What? Did it actually touch you? The pulley hit me in the top of the head. Oh, my.

With all of that. Did you get it? It's like I'm mid-stroke. There's 150 pounds on the other end, and this thing goes ka-chunk. It locks. It only goes down one like groove or whatever and then it relocks but it just hit me right fucking here i don't understand the math did that hit you with 150 pounds of pressure or 75 how does the ratio work here i always hit him

with however hard he was pulling down towards his head at that point i get i guess 75 pounds then it really fucking hurt i have one of these things you linked like the handles for the tricep push yeah i like the ropes a lot more i feel like i have more mobility to be comfortable i used to use the rope and now i have two they're like nylon handles with little rubber grips in them do you know what i'm talking about yeah um so one of my grips is weak it's weak because I have nerve damage and I can't make it as, like,

I feel like if Taylor's grip was weak, he'd be like, oh, I need to work on my grip strength. But if a guy has like paralysis issues, it's like, I need to work on my equipment. I need to work around this.

So that's where I am. And I find those other things are better. I can kind of lock into them. Makes sense. I can. Yeah, maybe I'll kind of lock into them. Makes sense. I can. Maybe I'll give that a go. This handle thing because I just know from like the two times I've done tricep pushdowns with that

static angled handle by the time I get down low it just feels weird. I don't like it. I was trying today initially I was like oh I'll just replace the tricep pushdowns with skull crushers and I was like I bet that in the past I've just done skull crushers incorrectly. And no, there is no comfortable way.

Even when I take all the weight off and it's just the bar, it feels weird in this point in my elbow. And it always has when I've tried skull crushers, so I'm not fucking with that anymore. You can also take the same way you take the two, um, the, uh, the two braided ropes or whatever for your face pulls, you just turn around and face away from the machine and pull those over your head, take a big step forward and let your front step, uh, go down and like bended knee. And so that you're starting here and ending up straight ahead, like pulling over yourself. I'll think of that again.

I haven't tried that on that machine yet. I know it's a good workout. So that's the grip I'm talking about. And like I said, I just find that it, I mean, obviously it still takes grip strength, but there's a little more to it. Like it, you know, I take the rubber part and rotate them sideways.

So they're straight like the rope and grabs my hand a little better grabs me back how's that whereas the rope doesn't really grab your back something that like I saw on a gym forum that if you like are looking for more grip using golf tape so like the uber grippy tape they use at the top of a golf club like then if you've ever like you've top of a golf club. Like that. And if you've ever like, you've obviously held a golf club before. It's like tacky almost like it, you grab it and like your hand sinks in a little bit and like fits in the grip.

So I don't really have a need for that, but I, it was one of those things I thought, and I'm like, I should buy some just to have. And I'm like, I looked it up and I'm like, this isn't worth $35 for me to have this for no reason.

Actually, I'm going to look at it. I do use chalk. I have like one of those cloth balls that you refill with chalk and you just kind of grab it a couple of times, especially for full exercises. That helps a lot. And it's supposed to be like,

I don't know. It seems counterintuitive, but like one of the selling points of it is like, this will prevent, this will help your calluses keep your calluses from getting worse because you would guess like, oh, I thought it was like making my grip so much more stuck that it would be the opposite. But no, you know, a lot of what calluses are created is because of shifting mid grip. too i have a little mountain climber set up just hanging from the power rack and you know there's a block in there and i rub my callus on it and then i rub them together and it's feels good also sometimes i do things in the gym to stall i'm just stalling like yeah before this next right almost forgot the chalk let's add a little of that in there. If I'm waiting,

like if it, if the exercise is a lot of big compound stuff, like squats is the ultimate example. I'll wait a while, like four minutes or something in between a set. Maybe that's bad, but I, I like it,

but I'll do like ab roller in between. Like what? No, I'm just, just working abs. What the fuck? I'm not lazy. I'll do that.

Like if there's a workout that's giving me trouble and I'm like three or four sets in and I just kind of feeling pooped I'll be like I'll just I'm not stalling I'm just I made a deal I'm gonna shoot on that until I get one in the top left and in the top right it's like I'll actually get like boom boom it's like, uh, two out of three. I don't like to do worse. Right. So like, let's say I look at last time. I do three or four sets usually. So let's say I did like 12, 12, 12 reps on it and I do 12 and it was like to failure.

There's not another set of 12 coming unless I get some stall in and that, that'll motivate me to like take a little more time between sets so I can match the previous workout. Yeah. I, I know it's not like best practices, I guess it would be. I do like taking a couple of minutes of break in between really heavy

compound stuff. If it's like in between farmers carry, I guess that is compound but i'm used to that like i'll just chain those and superset those as much as i can but like incline bench or something like that where i'm really pushing myself like yeah i need a few minutes after that like definitely not 60 seconds i forget who it was it was someone i like highly valued maybe jeff nippard or Coach Greg on YouTube was saying that if it's one of those big compounds

like squats, I think it was Coach Greg, you're supposed to wait four minutes or even five in between sets of squats. Whereas if it's like bicep curls, you're not. I don't know. It was a guy on YouTube and he's fit. That's true. He's jacked. I trust him.

Have you seen all the women coming out with allegations against marilyn manson one i saw one there's like it's a bunch it's like five or six and they've all got these stories of like like like like i was thinking that's exactly what i was thinking i was like this article belongs in that subreddit when stupid prizes or leopards ate my face right yeah every one of you women fucking deserve it frankly all right you fucking deserve whatever mental anguish the one chick is like oh i woke up and he was just raping me raping my unconscious body deserve that did she is that a real one by the way yeah yeah i think i think it's that super hot chick from um what's the hbo show about the robots

uh where they're like um oh west west west world it's the blonde from about the robots where they're like, Oh, West West West world. It's the blonde from West world. She dated him for years. And it's just like, you all deserve whatever you got. You found a monster, a literal ghoul man. Like he looks like bagul from that horror movie with Edward Norton,

not Edward Norton. What is insidious? He looks like a monster. They went and found a ghoul to fucking day and it's not like he's like a philanthropist he's a creepy ghoul who's always saying crazy scary shit and they're all just like oh he's cute he's always been spooky I bet he'd be great in a relationship no he's going to rape to rape you and mentally abuse you and torture you for years. What did you fucking expect? If you got into a relationship with a Bengal tiger, I would also think you deserved whatever mauling you got.

It seems sometimes that these Bengal tigers of men are masters of manipulation too, right? Like you date a guy, the whole world sees him as a freak, as a crazy person, as someone who's going to not be a womanizer, just not be your good boyfriend. And they're like, actually, when you get to know him, he's into gardening and he's really sweet and he's not at all like you think. And then like, when you get to know him, you find out we were all right. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. You deserve what you get. This is a leopards ate my face. When stupid prizes scenario here, when you, when you bring a ghoul into your life, don't be surprised when ghoulish things happen to you. He was, this isn't someone who ever pretended they weren't a monster.

He literally looks like a monster he literally looks like a monster he's hard to look at and like his art if you want to call it that his music is terrifying to anyone like like it's terrifying like like every music video he made it looks is like an acid trip horror film it's true i was watching their like i was reading the article and they're like oh he did this to me and that to me and i was thinking like you got off light i thought he'd do some much more horrific shit to you he really really he never made you drink his blood he didn't he didn't like have you raped by a horse like like jesus that really he never he never like burned one of your nipples off in the middle of the night with a soldering iron

he didn't like cut chunks of your flesh off and eat it and sacrifice it to some sort of a goat god you got off light I didn't know that he had a song from 2003 called baboon rape party there you go I am in no way surprised I didn't either

but in no way am I surprised that he has a song called baboon rape party this is just like that guy from I am in no way surprised. I didn't either, but in no way am I surprised that he has a song called Babu Rape Party. This is just like that guy from that heavy metal Swedish band who they found with skulls in his house and who murdered people. And his set list was, I murder people. There are skulls in my house. It shows a picture of the guy.

And he's got like, contacts in and like satan whispering on the shoulder this guy's absolutely demonic he's out there every night i murder people and there are skulls in my house and everybody's like he's so deep where did he come up with this i don't know maybe he murders people and has skulls in his fucking house this is a biography it's about his relationship with his father and the problems they had buried in his closet. No, I literally mean skulls in my house. Do not take this for a metaphor. I will kill.

I killed someone. August 31st, 1999. Their skull is in my house. I raped the first pubic hair in my closet right there letter of admission send me to prison you get what you deserve

you date a ghoul you get a ghoul I won't say they deserve it Because I didn't You shouldn't deserve it Really? You would absolutely cosign with the Bengal tiger thing If someone decisions to deserve it

You have to do equivalent bad things What about that woman that had a pet chimpanzee You don't think she deserved a good mauling Didn't she like get that chimp Fucked up on drugs Bad things. What about that woman that had a pet chimpanzee? You don't think she deserved a good mauling? Didn't she get that chimp fucked up on drugs? Irrelevant. You should be able to assume a person's not going to be as shitty to you as a drugged up chimp. No, you shouldn't. You should.

We are drugged up chimps. That's what we are. Okay. And he is more of a drugged up chimp than most of us okay like look at him your eyes doth not deceive you he is a fucking ghoul he has mismatched eyes he has like some sort of a weird prosthetic nose on and his face is painted white he's got black hair he weighs 85 pounds and he looks like he drinks human blood for fun. I bet he does do stuff like drink human blood.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I would bet $100,000 that he has at least tasted human blood for fun. I wonder if that will come out as part of an accusation. Oh, I bet they're leaving out the embarrassing stuff, and they're just hitting him with the Me Too stuff. I bet you're right, yeah. Because I bet they're leaving out the embarrassing stuff and they're just, they're just hitting them with the me too stuff. Oh, I bet you're right.

Yeah. Cause I bet they were down for a lot of horrific, like there's no way you date that guy for that long. If you're not down for a lot of horrific shit anyway, like there's no way these chicks were like, yeah, maybe we'll go by, uh,

you know, TGI Fridays and you know, we'll, we'll get some jalapeno poppers and then we'll, uh, you know, we'll go by the arcade and have some cotton candy and then we'll go back to my house for like a makeout session no they're like yes that baboon fucking thing that's for real right you got baboons i can fuck yeah oh wait oh why

are you having sex with me i was asleep no get out of here you deserve what you get i mean how has this never come out before if anyone has he been accused in the past, but it was always just like, I think that like, I think that before everybody got so sensitive about me too stuff, if you want to call it sensitivity and not maybe just waking up to the fact that there is a bit of a problem. They were just like, yeah, it's Marilyn Manson. His name is Marilyn Manson. Yeah yeah like like where do you even begin with this you know that guy with the swastika and the 666 tattoo yeah he named himself after that guy imagine telling your your like dad you're you're like a a gorgeous hollywood movie star girl which

is like all of his girlfriends like like you're literally like a nine or a nine out of ten beautiful woman with a career you're like so i'm dating a new guy oh really really is it uh is it that uh that tom cruise guy he's a little nutty he's a little wacky uh no it's marilyn manson the guy who named himself after charles manson who sings the the i don't even know what genre you call that like punk rock or something? The horror, like horror punk rock? You know, the guy who paints his face and is all in the terrifying music videos? You know, you like that song he made, Baboon Orgy. Get the fuck out of here.

Get what you deserve. Some way I don't feel bad when like, like people who do crazy stunts and shit all the time get hurt it's like yeah yeah you were setting yourself on fire every weekend eventually you get you get hurt no matter what he does to his face like he cannot hide the fact he's an unbelievably ugly man wildly ugly wildly ugly he is one of the ugliest human beings i've ever seen got a bit of a pinhead thing going on oh he absolutely does yeah it's a weird shaped head he's real gangly i remember that art that not article fucking album on the cover where he like was in a white spandex suit looking like an action figure with tits never seen that being like something's wrong like this is this is setting off my demon alarm bells yeah and if you had

started dating him you would have deserved anything and everything you got i don't think he's interested in me i'm not i don't think he is either his his his type seems to be like everyone else's type which is like like gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful women. Yeah, that he likes to rape. Well, a little. I wonder if this will be devastating to his fans. That's the other thing. Does he have fans anymore?

I haven't even heard his name. I think his fans won't mind. It's totally on brand. And I think he might get more girls. Yeah, he'll get more girls. Like, like I was,

you guys really out there who wants a project to fix. You guys really need to watch that Netflix thing about the night stalker. I promise you, you'll love it. Um, and, uh, the,

the coolest thing was that when he was on trial at the end, all of the hot fucking women who show up and are like winking at him in in the courtroom and they show his mail and he's got like nude photos of like beautiful women who are sending him like all these nude photos of themselves this is a man who i think i might have seen this Who molested boys and little girls, raped women aged like... He raped girls from like age 8 to like 80, like tortured people to death. Pretty good looking guy.

Yeah, he was okay looking. But he has rotten, completely rotted out teeth. Does he have afro hair? A little bit. And he's got like demon eyes. They're like black black eyes richard and apparently and in all of the reports when like they describe him they describe how horrific he smells so not not quite a catch no i i'm taking back what i said about him being

good looking i think maybe i saw him dressed up for court. I didn't watch it. My wife. He looks okay in court. I just sort of like popped in the room and you know, he's in a suit in court. He's all cleaned up. He has a hair. The attorneys like made him more presentable. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. He's a, he's a real horrific human being. There was a woman super evil praying to God. I think like in the midst of him raping her and he's like if you pray to the devil i'll let you live or if you pray to satan so she prayed to satan and he spared her pretty close to what happened yeah right i think he was telling her i

think he'd already like raped her son and he was gonna rape her daughter and he was raping her at the time and he was just like she's like i she's like i swear to god i won't tell anybody if you let me live he's like swear to satan and one guy her words she told us all she told us all lying bitch yes um i deserved it right i mean you get what you deserve all All right. Honesty is important. He broke into this one couple's house and he had, I think it was a 25 caliber pistol. And he like shoots them both in the head. But it like does some like magic bullet shit and like goes like in here and like comes out the back of the neck.

And the husband's like, fuck you. And like gets up and like takes off after him and like runs him out of the house and i was like what a badass that that guy saved his like somebody in the face and they go fuck you i go that's exactly what the cop said he's like he's like you know imagine you break into a house you shoot two people in the head and the husband gets up and comes at you I'd be scared too there was someone behind you there was someone just coming down no I'm a good burglar there was someone behind you

I thought there was alright we'll probably wrap it up yeah alright PKN 337