Painkiller Already - PKN 338

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

pkn 338 hello boys hello there you sure you don't need that double check i have a distance so what we're talking about is i increment the episode number on screen kyle and taylor don't see it but you guys do and i almost every week i do it and then i'm like let me double check that the episode number is right and i'm like i know it's right i know it i do want to double check it fuck me i don't give a shit about the episode number. As long as you hit record. Yeah. I thought you were like, ah, no, I hit record.

And I saw Kyle go, what? Can we check real quick? Yeah. Because there's been a few times. We usually mention it. But there's been a few times where we started PKA or even PKN. And you know how it goes. Sometimes we'll get into a groove.

Or Taylor will have a good story. Or we'll just be riffing back and forth about something spontaneously and and you know we're all thinking like oh this is gold this is funny shit and what do you be like you guys are gonna hate me this does not happen frequently like you applied it did this is like probably one time in the last 12 months yeah yeah absolutely okay yeah that's all you know you have one car crash where your loved one isn't buckled up for the next 40 years you're like you buckled up back there okay yeah it was one time yeah but you flew through the windshield yeah you only get one strike from God on things like that. My day is going amazing. I can't put a finger on why, but like...

Did you take a caffeine pill? I did. Yeah? Dude, let me like... Okay, Taylor, I think you just did. But listen, so I didn't get a great night's sleep. I made the dumbass mistake. This is yesterday.

I was sleeping from like 8 till 10 p.m so i'm up till 2 and then for whatever reason i wake up like i don't know i'm up from like 7 to 8 and i get breakfast in bed at 9 30 okay well what was for breakfast i'm sorry it was an omelet with salsa and uh um so it's like well like it or not your day has begun you have breakfast in bed. So, all right, cool. But what I'm getting at is I was a little light on sleep. So I had a coffee. I had a caffeine pill.

And then I'm not positive, but I use a website, an app to track my workouts. And it was down today. They're upgrading their database. I think I hit new personal records on like five out of six of my exercises it just like you know i think what happens is i look at it and i'm like oh so last time i did this i got like 12 reps nine reps seven reps which is an implication that i'm like just getting my arms around this weight if i see i got straight 12s next week that's it last week that that implies that i'm ready to go up in rate.

Anyway, without those like, this was hard for you, Woody, kind of reminders, I'm just crushing every lift. Okay, fine. Then I handle some chores. I do some laundry. I do this. I'm just popping today. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go get gas.

I haven't flown the paramotor for a while. Get 18 gallons of gas. There's still time to fly. Fucking take to the skies. I land here. I have just, I don't know. You cannot knock my good mood today for some reason. You are going to sleep well tonight. I have also had a really good day.

But my sleep schedule is crazy. So it's a.m. p.m. flip for me. So this is like 7 a.m. for me. So I got up at 5., um, it's am PM flip for me. So this is like 7am for me. So I got up at five, but that's 5am for me. So I'm, I rose early. I rose early, seven and a half hours of sleep, pop out of bed, got my coffee, got my caffeine pill. I feel like the cat, the coffee caffeine pill is a really good mix because the, the coffee's like a small amount of caffeine in the grand scheme of things. But I think the hot liquid like melts that pill a little faster than it normally would. It's science.

I don't know. I don't know how things work. I don't know what it – how long does it take a pill to like fully dissolve and disperse in your stomach without eight ounces of hot liquid? I don't know. I know it's faster with it. So like just fucking fired up, feeling great. I got all sorts of plans for the evening. It's going to be a wonderful day.

I'm going to play some poker later. I'm going to maybe play some Total War. I cleaned the house about an hour ago. I like cleaning the house. I always feel so much better when everything's like in its place. Everybody does. It's normal. Like you get a little bit organized if even if it's

something little like i was cleaning my my master bathroom just being like you know what this is nice yeah my mirror was dirty to not have beard hair in that second sink like why did i leave that there for so many days you know what i do like i got tired of the beard hair in the sink and there's no answer for it like i i bought a beard trimmer once that had a vacuum like thing. So it was, it doesn't work. Like it gets like half the hair, but there's still a ton of hair like stuck to the countertop.

I've started just getting in the shower and like, you know, just shaving everything as best I can. And then like finishing up the little parts that I might miss in the mirror. And then there's just a minuscule amount of hair I just take waterproof hair trimmer and lay it down I don't turn the water on I just I just like stand in the shower dry

and like that way the hairs in the bottom of the shower and then it washes down the drain it's a good solution I like I use the cheapest paper towels like from the dollar store like take some of that and like lay it and like line the inside of the some of that and lay it and line the inside of the bowl of the sink with it

and then I just shave over that and then you just throw it all away. That works too. I bet for you it's a real mess. I've probably got a third the facial hair you do. If you try and just pick it up with your fingers, you'll get splinters. It's sharp.

Woody's had that too. Where you see one of your own whiskers. Like, that's in there. Not just my head hair does that too. In the house, we call it wire brush hair. It'll stick straight up. And if you step on this hair, it'll give you a splinter. My mirror was disgusting.

Like in my bathroom because i clean it maybe once a month so you forget how clean mirrors can be if you let it go for a while because like you know between like toothpaste and hairspray and like the occasional pimple pop that just sprays the fucking glass like i'm i'm like oh look that was a good one last week look at that it's like eight it looks like a blood spatter thing for dexter uh so i'm just i i windex the fuck out of that and it's and it's super clean i got this new toothpaste that's going to be a real problem for the sink though i got uh charcoal toothpaste and i've i've i had colgate colgate toothpaste with charcoal before but this new stuff apparently they're just grinding up charcoal briquettes because it's black it comes out black

and when you brush your teeth all your teeth turn completely black like like i'm like yeah and it's black and i'm just like all right we're doing some work here all right this is what i'm talking about and when i when i rinse when i spit in the sink it's like i spat tar and it doesn't wash down easily so you've got to like no it tastes like a terrible product i think it's fun because all it's doing is like a million times grittier than the silica and like normal toothpaste and so it's just grinding away layers of teeth and it's like wow look at this whitening technology and it's like really is it like leeching from the teeth no it's grinding them away yeah it absolutely is i'm fully aware of that i plan to get veneers in like the next 10 years or something like that i'm not going

to be like a 50 year old-old man with subpar teeth. 50-year-old teeth. I don't want 50-year-old teeth. We can be veneer buddies. I think I'll actually go to a foreign... I'm not allowed to go to foreign countries, god damn it! Ever? It's just for my teeth! I don't know. We'll see how the

laws change. Mexico might let me in. I know people who have gone to Mexico to get veneers, and at first thought, thought it's like i think we talked about this when wings got his surgery and i may have even said like you go to mexico to get dental work maybe like some sort of like minor surgery like like like like some sort of like non-cosmetic fix. Not a life-threatening surgery, man. Like I was so worried. I thought he was going to die. I thought, you know,

he thought he was like 50-50 on the survival trip. I thought he had a 10% chance of dying in Mexico with that surgery. My head's been drifting all over on topics. Quick throw in before we get too far away. Magic eraser works like that toothpaste. It's actually sandpaper. You wonder how it cleans so well?

It's just a lightly abrasive sandpaper. Yeah. On the wing surgery. Did it work? Like, like I felt like he lost a bunch of weight and then everyone said he beat the surgery, but that was kind of just a meme. And I, my, my laser eyes, they only work up to about 25, 30% body fat. Is he heavier now than he was at the end of this? I don't know what he looks like. You can't tell. He looks real big. He still doesn't look like regular fat guy big.

He looks like... Does he talk about it anymore at all? Like, oh, I'm back up to XYZ. I don't watch. I think that he's... Maybe he's on the antidepressants again or something. Nothing entertaining gets sent my way. Usually, I don't watch anything really or go on the antidepressants again or something like like none of no nothing entertaining gets like sent my way like like usually like i don't watch anything really or go on the internet like related to him so like the the only way i would ever get exposed to his stuff is like people

be like hey did you see this and they'd send me a clip and i'm like oh my god really so like the last thing i saw about him was um he had told a story about how he cashed at first i thought it was a recent thing but now i i believe it's he was telling a story about something he'd done years ago he cashed in his 401k and he bought a boat with it and then like i think he bought like a four my numbers are wrong let me i'm not even gonna pretend like my numbers are right just pretend just know my numbers are wrong i but i think they said like a fourteen thousand dollar boat and then he ran and then he sold it like a year later for like a forty percent loss or something like that well that part sounds right yeah and some somebody was like somebody was like oh it's the ss money over again. I'm like,

dude, that's a meme. All right. First of all, what you've got to keep in mind, I paid, I think 25 and plus tax plus, plus, plus for my boat. Right. I didn't have to pay state income tax or 50% of my state income tax for the entire time I owned it because it was technically a second address that I lived at in Florida. So now I was a dual citizen of Florida and Georgia. So half of my state income is Floridian state income and there, and you don't pay state income in Florida. So I saved quite a bit of money there. And then when I did sell a boat, I absolutely sold it for a loss because I was just tired of having it and there was a bunch of shit going on in my life and i was like get that out of the way like get this gone and i think i sold

it for like 20 i probably broke even on the bow i might have lost 2000 honestly if i lost 2000 it was worth 2000 for like riding on it and going down there you didn't take a huge bath on it i didn't take a huge bath on it it's just funny to. You didn't take a huge bath on it. I didn't take a huge bath on it. It's just funny to like joke that I took a huge bath on it. Cause that's like, that's what happens with boats with everybody. Nobody buys a boat as an investment opportunity. You know,

unless you were just pirate. No, that's different. Yeah. All right. If you're, if you're a commercial fisherman, a pirate or like you're doing like you're doing dolphin tours or something,

sure. If you've got a working boat. I have a wonderful idea. How can no one think of this? But yeah, that's- Modern day pirate voice. That's the last thing I've heard about him. And I want to say, I think I watched the video and he looked real big in that video i just saw

he did a stream six hours ago that was walking a mile and so maybe he's doing more of those like little active things i can't tell from looking at him because i don't have the breadth of wings knowledge when he's heavier or lighter than his heaviest i think here he definitely looks lighter than his heaviest because he used to be yeah he's looks lighter than his heaviest because he used to be. Yeah, he's definitely lighter than his heaviest because I think his heaviest is 450 or something. I wonder what he eats. I think he may hydrate with sweet tea. I think that's true i he must he must have some like repeated sins i'll call him that he just finds too compelling to to switch off of god that's been one of his things for a

long time right it's just like sweet tea being something that he had trouble giving up and like sweet tea especially the way people in the south drink it is it's like it's just coke just it's worse than coke it's it's more sugary than coke for sure because i've made it before and let me pull up the recipe so i get the ratio of sugar you can drink like 50 ounces of it in two seconds because it's so good it's delicious i can see how you could be like what do you mean i yeah i want another sweet tea with dinner. Oh, this is my ninth. Bring two. And because it's not carbonated, you can just drink.

You can just guzzle it. And it's really refreshing. It's delicious. I'm looking up the recipe. Okay, so here's the recipe. For every gallon, there are two cups of sugar. So let me do calories and a cup of sugar 1 000 7 oh this is telling me 773 773 yeah so 1500 calories a gallon that's and you could easily pound through a gallon of that like sitting and watching an 85 minute. Yeah. If you,

you could absolutely drink a gallon in a day, especially if you were like, if it was your main source of hydration and you were like, let's say you went and had like barbecue and sweet tea, you could easily have like three 20 ounce sweet teas. And you know, that's almost half a gallon. And like,

if you train yourself to like, you know, my hydrating fuel of choice is sweet tea. Like that's like being addicted to meth and trying to get onto caffeine pills. That's the problem when it gets habitual like that. You know, it. Where you have like a daily treat that you set up for yourself. I forget the specifics of it, but I think Kyle was on vacation with somebody and said he saw them eat you know poorly and it's like i have sympathy for that because if you were to go on vacation with me

you'd be like you know woody's diet consists of a lot of filet mignons yeah on vacation it does but not day to day filet is not bad for you the filet is a very lean cut okay well maybe that's not a great example but the filet mignons and no i get what you're saying though like like the the the misrepresentation of what your norm is it's like there's there's vacation you and there's you know day-to-day you well let's have something in his norm that's it's really off kilter yeah i would i would wager the sweet tea but when we're high as shit in colorado whenever we're able to i'm absolutely going to be a two entree man when we go out to dinner. Not even if I don't want to finish it all,

you know, but what if, what if I want to surf and turf, but I want the full portion of both? I don't want to split the difference. These are solid points, Taylor. That's how I used to order at the crab place. Like my grandparents would take us and they would take me like I was

like the bearded woman where they'd like the people recognized us at this little country all you can eat crab place and it was really good like cajun style crab and it was all you can eat they got rid of that deal after a while i think we abused it and like i would sit there for hours it was like 19 in like 2000 for all the crab you can eat. And I'm like nine or 10. And I would sit there for hours on end, like a Lord of the Rings amount of time. This is like that Simpsons episode. Yeah. You said all you could eat. That's one of my favorite episodes of all time. Homer gets thrown out of an all you can eat

restaurant. And then he files a lawsuit against him. And when Marge is being cross-examined uh or no no when when the defense attorney for for homer uh is not defense the uh the process you know when homer's lawyer is calls marge to the stand to prove like like the point that he's like he's like miss mrs simpson why don't you tell us what happened after uh you know you were thrown out of the all of the all you can eat buffet we went driving looking for another all-you-can-eat restaurant and when and when you failed to find one that was open we went fishing now ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom does this sound like the actions of a man who had had all he could eat?

And by the end of it, like, I think it's the frying Dutchman is the name of the restaurant. You're eating all me food. It's more of an idea than a guarantee. And they're like dragging him out. It's like, no, no. Do you remember no do you remember

do you remember how they settled the case no they agreed to let homer come back and actually eat all he could eat all he could eat but they made him like a tourist attraction behind glass so people would come to see like the the bottomless stomached man just just eating handfuls of shrimp have you seen the one where homer challenges this other guy to a 17 pound steak contest and like he's sitting there and the other big fat guy competitive eaters next to him and homer's like i can take this guy he's no problem and then the other guy starts eating and dr hibbert out there who's like i invested in this great you know beef restaurant and then the guy stops eating his steak. Homer's like, there's food in front of me and I don't want to eat it. What's wrong with me?

And then Dr. Hibbert goes up to the other man and he goes, this man is dead. Seems to be beef poisoning. And everybody's going, oh, he goes, probably from some other restaurant. It's like steakhouse medallion it's so fucking funny i love old simpsons episodes probably from some other restaurant probably from some other restaurant i like dr harry yeah he's really funny i like have you ever seen the family guy? Like, Lois' dad and the doctor on Family Guy have the exact same voice. They both have that, like, gruff, kind of like this, where you're talking. And, like, there was one scene where, like, he's like, my daughter's in here.

I was told you're the doctor. He goes, whoa, has anyone ever told you you sound exactly like me? I'm like, oh, there's only so many people in the world. A couple voices are bound to be similar. And that was it. sound exactly like me? I'm like, oh, there's only so many people in the world. A couple voices are bound to be similar. It's just Seth MacFarlane ran out of voices. Yeah, he just ran out of voices. I don't know what happened to his... Did you ever watch Orville?

Or Orville, his space TV show? No, I didn't even know he made it. It's comedy, of course, right? Yeah, he made a couple seasons. Is it still going? It's a couple seasons. I don't think they've made a a third i don't know if it got canceled or if it's one of those hiatus things like maybe pandemic or something but the first season they start off as like being a really silly comedy but by the second they're like you know what maybe we could just be a better star trek and they do it and they're it's really good really live action yeah is it

shit is orville the one where oh no i'm thinking of uh nor mcdonald's in it he's a slime monster i mixed it up with the one that has maybe steve carroll and is like space oh space force yeah yeah that's the like poking fun at the trump i did not think that was as good. I like Steve Carell, so I can watch it for him. I loved the monkey in space episode. Basically, like... I hated it. Oh, it was so funny. I don't know why you didn't like it.

I've told it before, so I'll do it quickly. They send a monkey and a dog into space. But at the same time, the Chinese like sabotage a satellite. And so like Steve Carell is like, we need a plan now. We've got to fix the satellite. Don't we have any astronauts up there? And we're like, well, we've got, we've got that dog and monkey we sent up last week as a publicity stunt.

But sir, we, we cut all contact from the plan was just to let them die. That's kind of how this thing works. Very expensive to bring them back. We don't even know what the situation is up there. And they tune in and the monkey has killed and eaten the dog, I think maybe. I think so. The only way to communicate, it's an actual chimp. It's intelligent for a chimp, month, it's an actual chimp. So like, you know, it's,

it's intelligent for a chimp, but it's still a fucking chimp. So they just have to like point its camera at point of laser at things. And when it does the right thing, they give it the green thumbs up and the wrong thing. It's a green thumbs down. Six hours later, they have gotten it to pick up a drill.

The next step is getting into outer space and repairing a satellite. So it's like, it's pretty fucking funny. And it doesn't work out. It goes horrifically. Because the monkey finally gets the drill onto the, like, bolt or whatever. And he's, like, reattaching the solar panel. Does he start spinning? He starts spinning out of control.

Of course. They're like, wait, wait, wait. Don't press it, Bobo. And he's starts spinning out of control of course they're like wait wait wait don't press it bobo and he's just spinning out of control and then the chinese show up in a spaceship and they kidnap him and steve carell's like no man left behind no we'll avenge you bobo we'll avenge you it's i liked it he did not care for that he didn't oh speaking of shows you guys like I put on the expanse as another show to just kind of have on while I'm working out or I quickly started

like I should be paying a little more attention to this I may be only like five or six episodes in I like it so far a couple things are confusing probably because there were a couple episodes I watched while I was lifting right not paying attention but that thatian lady with the gruff voice and i think that she's gonna be up to no good at some point oh the president yeah oh is she the president

yes of earth of earth okay well all right well then that changes things she definitely will be a bad guy at some point, unless the people that just came in. I don't think it's a spoiler to tell you. No, she's like one of our main good guys always out for to do the right thing. Is she? Because the other,

yeah, the other scene. Okay. Well, that's good to know. But I was just hesitant because that other old Indian guy was like, you would do anything to win. And I was like, ah,

I mean, she's probably going to be ruthless to these belt folks or something or get really mad at mars but it's kind of the opposite like like um you know i'm in the fifth season i just finished the fifth season i think uh so the fourth season is kind of a downer it's it's not really good they instead of like flying around the solar system they're kind of on one planet most of the show and it's i kind of like when they're flying around because they have this like hot rod stolen martian battle cruiser thing that's like i don't know it's like a ferrari with eight miniguns and and like missile launchers it's it's just the coolest everybody's always like that's a tough little ship you got there and they're like yeah yeah

it's pretty cool, I guess. And it's like, why doesn't anybody else have one of these badass ships? Like, they stole it from Mars. Do the Martians not have any more of them? Like, they seemingly have the best ship in the whole fucking solar system. And they're always winning, you know, their fights one way or another. This most recent season was pretty fucking good. it was kind of a return to the old ways the thing they did differently is they've got like a cast of like five or six main characters

that are usually on the ship together working as a team on in the in the newest season they're all split up and so you kind of and they're all trying to get back together but it's it's a struggle one of them is being held captive. The, um, the other one is on earth and there's been like a disaster. So he's like having to, it's almost like post-apocalyptic. So he's trying to get off earth to the moon so that he can like get to them. The other one is on a rescue mission to save the one who's being held captive. And, uh, the other one, the,

and then two more of them are on their own rescue mission like doing recon uh trying to trying to uncover some terrorist plots and so everybody split off so you're you're going from one character to the other and it was a good season i liked it a lot well a lot of a lot of things happened this year a main character a main main character died and um millions of other people died it was uh it was a pretty big season as far as the show goes i think you'll find the show improves dramatically in both quality and uh substance in like the second or third season because the situation i believe was that maybe sci-Fi Channel owned it or USA or TNT or something like that.

Switching the fourth? Am I crazy? No. It would be the third, I think. Oh, could be. Okay. There's some pokey goofball dialogue. To me, the second season was good. I liked the first season more than you did. So the first season, a little less

happened. They have to establish the universe and that can take some time. the first season more than you did uh so the first season a little less happened they were they have to um establish the universe and that can take some time and uh but i sometimes i find like relationship dynamics to be really interesting part of a show and this is not a spoiler but in like the first 10 minutes of the first episode of the whole thing a dramatic event happens and the leader's gone now they all kind of like the person who would be the obvious leader maybe doesn't have the support of all the crew and the crew wants to follow maybe a non-obvious leader but she's half-heartedly throwing support towards the obvious leader who has to continually re-earn that support. And I just find this whole, like, on the edge of mutiny kind of, you know, look, I'm following you, but only because I'm really following this person

who is also following you. And I enjoy that dynamic a lot. I'm trying to figure out what's going to happen with these Mormons and why is this black guy going to steal their ship, the Nauvoo, is what I'm assuming based on that. The only Mormon part I've seen the show so far is that the Mormon guy, we're going to, we're going to, you know, hire somebody else to finish our ship. And he's like, well,

you're going to send all these Mormons a million miles away. My guys might make a mistake, fuck it all up. And then the Mormon guy's like, ah, well, shit, I guess you're in charge still make our ship. And then he immediately called out and was like, get the mormons off the ship get it ready and it's like oh the mormons bamboozled again again by this if they weren't easy to fool they wouldn't be mormons taylor that's right it was funny that the guy's like uh he was the mormon guy was saying something and the the black guy was like yeah well a lot of violence has happened in the name of organized religion huh and i wanted

the mormon to be like not ours like all right like i mean what are you really yeah you can't make fun of me for being mormon and throw the christianity islam uh hullabaloo on me. Am I retarded? Or am I part of the real religions? Nah, that's what I thought. Retarded. Don't steal my shit. Don't steal my shit, please. I'm from a Utah space base.

It's probably the best true sci-fi show out there. It's hard sci-fi. I like that it's sort of that in-between period where it's way more advanced than we are but it's not fucking star trek where they can beam themselves out of situations and there's phasers and people are zipping around across the whole galaxy you know they're they're in our solar system a long trip from them is a trip to jupiter you know like like it's a really long gangly guys that they just put on hooks and have to be like and they're like oh yeah fuck that guy he needed to talk so what taylor's talking about so you've got martians earthers self-explanatory and then you got belters the

people who live out in the asteroid belt and originally they were minors but they've kind of become their own um race of people because they've they've been born and bred there and in low gravity you know artificial centrifugal gravity so they're the the like um the the slang word for them the derogatory is skinny they call them skinnies because they're like long and lanky because of the low gravity and on an earth gravity they really struggle just to be alive they're all sometimes like seven footers right but they're like stretched out weak seven foot yeah they're really lanky i think it's called marfan syndrome, where you're really, really tall with long limbs. And so the way that they torture the guy in one scene is they hang him up on –

there's two poles coming out of a wall, and they put those under his armpits and hang him there because he doesn't have the strength to breathe easily in Earth gravity. And so it's a real struggle for him just to draw each breath. And he looks very breakable. Oh yeah, super breakable. Low bone density, all that stuff. How are they afraid of these guys?

Well, they don't fist fight normally. They have fights in spaceships. And so their spaceships can compete with Mars and Earth. It's not really that. It's like they are the ones who own the stations out there at this point they are the miners they are the um they're these big like space stations on asteroids and stuff in that asteroid belt and so they've kind of got a voice

in that way they are they're definitely the lowest man on the totem pole though. They're the ones who historically have been like treated badly and occasionally massacred and cheated and all of that stuff because they're the, they're the dirty jobs kind of human beings in this future. Well, shaping up to be good. I'll probably watch some more of it tonight when I'm done streaming, whatever game I'm going to do.

I don't know if I want to play the new Zombies map or something else tonight. I played it. I don't know. Maybe I'm just burnt out on Zombies. I was just not loving it. Middy was showing me around it because he played it a good bit. He knew all the stuff to do. And I was just kind of half-heartedly going through the motions.

Maybe it'd be fun if there were four of us. Or maybe it would be fun if I wasn't in like such a big discord call because i was i was in a discord call with like 15 or 20 other people do you want to talk about the degeneracy that went on the other night in the uh in the in the discord it's that picture i sent you this with all right soft gun yeah oh, so yeah, I was playing some zombies with Mitty and we were gearing up to play a big poker tournament with all the guys in there. And one of the guys got really drunk. I think he's been in there a while,

but I didn't know him very well. I don't, at least I'd never, I don't think I'd ever seen him and he's got his camera on and he's, uh, he, I think he works at a restaurant and he had like a gallon of margarita sans mix. So he just had a huge amount of tequila. So it's not even a market. And yeah, right.

Like you think it does. I don't, I'm just telling you what he said. I think i got a margarita with all without all of the nonsense this is this is tequila and so he's just like guzzling this stuff because you know we're egging him on you know like god come on you pussy oh is that all you got oh does it burn you baby back bitch bitch? We're getting him wasted. And, you know, I thought that would be kind of funny if he got good and drunk. But then he just gets real loud and a little obnoxious and got to time him out occasionally.

You know, like, hey, man, you really you've been screaming for 10 minutes. Let's really give you a two minute break here. And then he takes his shirt off uh he starts like flexing and stuff and he probably shouldn't be and starts showing off like the worst tattoos you've ever seen like he's got the thc chemical symbol on one leg um what was the other he got like an it's cool they're all awful um i wish i could remember the rest of one of them was in spanish and he doesn't speak spanish like lots of just like bizarre like random tats and then um you know people were just kind of joking like get a gun blow your brains out

and he comes back with what looks like an ar-15 and i'm like do it do it pussy that's the route you took okay yeah that's the route i took um because it was an airsoft gun so he's got like a full ar-15 airsoft gun and uh and he's like putting it in his mouth and stuff and it's ridiculous and i'm and we're like do it fucking shoot yourself do it do it do it and he's also cracking smelling salts you know those smelling salts that you bought for like weight lifting he's cracking them like killing them like he's done like a dozen now and he's just like drunk and on smelling salts and then he uh way to feel and then he shoots himself in the chest point blank with this airsoft gun and it starts bleeding like there's like a drop of blood flowing down and and and uh i thought

that was super hardcore but i couldn't say that because he i'd be like i could i could be like yeah that's hardcore i gotta be like come on man one oh one it's a semi-automatic weapon you've got there let's come on puss and we egg him on to the point where he draws a a giant smiley face on his chest that's all bloody and then i guess that wasn't good enough at this point i i tapped out i was like all right we've pushed him far enough but he keeps going until the point where he draws a swastika on his torso and then he takes a marker and connects all the bleeding welts with the outline of a swastika and we're all just like we didn't think it'd go

this far. We were just having fun. We didn't know he would do what we told him to. We didn't know you'd do what we told you to. In our defense, we merely told him to shoot himself with funny symbols. He chose the swastika, right?

He did choose the swastika. I had gone to bed prior to that. I didn't see most of the blasting his chest with the airsoft gun. But when you sent me that in the group chat, that picture the next day, it's like, dude, that looks like it hurt. Oh, yeah. That was like he had a raised you know like braille probably like 15 20 different spots on his body yeah he went to town you know what uh

if he hadn't drawn in the swastika no one would have known what he was going no he really it was constellation style where they're like oh that's orion's belt it. It's like, no, it's not, you bitch. We all know it's not the same way. He had to draw it in because otherwise it's just like it's a man who's kind of wounded. It could have been a tic-tac-toe board if he had connected the dots in a different way. Anything. Yeah. But he chose.

It could have been that Superman S everybody did in grade school. Yeah. Any number of things. That would have been cool. Yeah. But he went a different route. He went a different route. Yeah, very, very degenerate.

A real low point. A real low point for us all. I think we all walked away feeling like we damaged our souls just a little bit. How did the call end that night? Just like, all right, well, until next time, friends. I won the poker game, and then I was just like, all right, send me my money. I'm going to get off now. I can't take any more of this.

I've been staring at this guy bleeding on camera for hours, I think. It was the guy you played Magic with a few times and just skunked. Yeah, I beat him pretty handily in Magic, and I was going to play with him a couple more times, but then someone else who was sober in the chat was like, I'll play you, and I know how to play better. And so I started playing him. But the final game, this guy was no longer paying attention to Magic at all.

He was just being good. Did you lose any of those games? Is this during the Hangout we're talking about? This was during the poker game. Oh, during the PKA Hangout. I think I lost one. I think I lost. I won the majority, though.out close ones too yeah some definitely some close ones there's some people who really are fucking good at magic better than i am um i prefer the people who are worse than me that's better for my confidence

but uh yeah this first guy he was wasted so he didn't know what he was doing he didn't he didn't even come close the other guy very good we i, very good. I think I won like five, lost three against him. It was pretty close. Yeah, I need to get him in there again. That guy's very good. About half as good as me. Very. He's incredibly

impressive. He beat me some of the time. Now, I want to play more Total War Warhammer 2. I need to find somebody. Oh, Kyle, you're muted. Anytime you want to play, I'll play. I want to find someone who's actually competent at Total War to play. That's what I was saying when I was muted.

I need to get competent. Yeah, I've been beaten up on just about everybody that I play when I actually play for reels. I'll either stream that tonight or COD. Okay. So, Super Bowl. By the way, my expert analysis of it was Tom Brady versus some guy who will likely be nervous

turned out to be on target. Yes. Well, I watched some of the game. That's how I remember it. versus some guy who will likely be nervous turned out to be on target. Yes. Well. I watched some of the game. That's how I remember it. That's not what I remember. He had a real hard time executing.

I thought he executed amazingly. I thought. Jump pass. It was incredible. He was over somebody and like from this angle, perfect throw, and it hits the dude. Receiver here just pops off his head, and you can just see Mahomes just like, I don't know what else can be done. Just threw a perfect pass while being tackled.

Did he throw it too hard? Sometimes you can throw it too hard. He was falling, being tackled by two people. Don't imagine hands have just touched him, and he's leaning back, and he throws it. No, he's full. He's about to hit the ground, and he's slinging it and hits the guy in the end zone in the face, and the guy drops the ball. I thought Mahomes performed really, really well. I thought his defense was really bad,

and I thought his offensive line was really bad. They couldn't stop the pass rush. They never really established the run, and obviously he was limping. He ran for 25 yards in two plays very early in the game. That turf toe started acting up, and he was limping by the second quarter and he never really recovered after that his accuracy was pretty decent though

like when even under tons of pressure like he was so evasive like moving around uh i think he only got sacked for a loss maybe once or twice but they were they were rushing they must have rushed him a dozen times they must have sacked him five times or something like that. And leading up to it, when I was talking to Chocolate Thunder, that's kind of what I told them. I was like, they've got to be all over Mahomes if Brady's going to win. But it turned out Brady's Brady. And, I mean, they got stopped on the goal line at the one-yard line at one point.

The score should have been even more. I don't remember what they won by. It was like 28 to six or something, but it could have easily been 35 to six. 31-9, I think, right? Was it 31-9? Does that sound right? Okay, that sounds about right. Yeah, it could have easily been 38-9 because they got stopped on the one yard line with

at least two downs. They were on the one yard line. Like impressive sports stuff. yard line with two at least two downs they were on the one yard line on like like uh impressive sports stuff they were like the little records or whatever trends between brady and mahomes where at one point they're like mahomes uh now 31 to 9 with the score first time in his career he's been uh trailing by double digits tom it's like wow right well that just seems made up andy that's insane no it was he's, it was. He's never lost. He's never lost by double digits in the NFL.

The last time he lost by double digits was in 2016 playing college ball. And then there was one about Brady. We're very casually. They're like, and that makes, I'm making up the number, and that makes 12 concurrent receptions there for Tom Brady. Actually the most uh in the history of the nfl in a postseason game wouldn't you know it another record for uh mr brady and it's like and it was just such a whatever thing it's like oh no don't worry he'll break that again

twice more before the end of this streak yeah nine receptions in a row and they weren't just like shovel passes or something to like pad step. Like there was a cool story maybe toward the end of the regular season where one of his receivers, he needed to either get three more receptions or he needed to, to receive for like 50 more yards or something to get like a sizable bonus, like six figure bonus, a hundred thousand, $200,000 if he catches three more passes

and Brady's like I got you and he's just tossing these little shovel passes to him and stuff like that like they get him like five receptions in one game something crazy like that like the last game gets him his bonus guy you want to play hard for that quarterback where it's like hey Mr. Brady I'm like six yards of running away I know that I'm not the best guy. He's like, no, I got you. I got you. 400 grand? Yeah, I got you for this play.

Awesome. Thanks. Thanks, Tom. I've seen the opposite happen. I forget the details, but I've seen coaches not play people who were due for bonuses like that. It's like, come on. I need 100 carries. I can't get it if you don't put me in the game.

Piece of shit coach. I don't remember which coach it was. But the guy who had the longest all-time Ironman streak in the NHL. I'm sure they have that in every sport where it's like how many games concurrently you play. Probably bread and butter. In a row, you don't miss a single game. And he was at like 885 games. He hadn't missed a game in like 12 years and he got traded to a different team and the guy the coach just benched him for a game it was like ah we

didn't think you gave it all you're all in practice or some nonsense like that and it was like i think it was john tortorella was like you piece of shit like yeah that was this guy's record he's not an all-star his thing is like hey do you know i never get hurt it's like really you've been in the nhl for 15 years he's like i know not once no i'm fine i'm just but it's not even that right it's got to be do you know that even when i'm hurt i show up and fucking play like that's what it really is because like there's no way he's played 800 games without like all sorts of contusions and lower leg stuff. God, how many times is he getting fucking smacked by a puck on the shin?

And anybody else would sit out with a fucking welt on their shin this fucking big. We're taking one off tonight, boys. It's a bruised bone, but I can still play. It has to happen. What's the guy in baseball that did that? The super famous guy that played so many games? I can picture him. Played with the Orioles, right?

Yeah. I can picture him, too. Cal Ripken? Ripken Jr.? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he played a ton. I think he's got the record for consecutive games.

Yeah. Baseball's crazy because they play 300 games a season. So you look at people's careers and it's like games played 5,600. Is it 300 a season or were you exaggerating? I think it's 285 or something like that. It's 182, I think. 183, 180. No, yeah, you're right.

It's like 100 more. It's like the NBA would be stupid. NHL with 20 more on top. Do they ever play two a day? I know that sounds stupid, but... Yeah, doubleheaders, yeah. You should not be... That's when you want to go.

You get your money's worth, you go to a doubleheader. They charge more? They must. I've never gone. I've never gone to a doubleheader. I wouldn't want to. That's too much. I would bring suntan lotion.

You got to really hope that these are not extra inning games or maybe the first one begins at 4 p.m. in the afternoon and you know the last one's going to be ending at 9 or 10. I would bet even the players are like, all right, everyone knows we're going to move these along quickly, right? We got two to go. Hurry up and pitch. We got another game after this one.

Braves are going to be good next year again. I think it's going to be Braves and Dodgers again in the NL. I mean, are they in the same division as the Cardinals? Or no? Because apparently the Cardinals had a tremendous offseason. Are the Cardinals in L? I have no fucking idea. St. Louis.

Philadelphia is killing it right now. Philadelphia, the Flyers are strong. The Sixers are in and out of, like, best team in the NBA status. The Eagles, I was reading a news article today, and the headline, the fucking headline was like, how is the Trump impeachment defense and the Eagles similar? They're both tanking. And I'm like, why would you pull the Eagles into this? Why the Eagles?

Are the Eagles going to be bad? Yeah, they were terrible last year and I think the Eagles are having a hard time deciding whether Carson Wentz, their quarterback, is absolutely amazing guy who's just not surrounded with talent or perhaps not as amazing as they thought he was. So it looks like we're going to lose our quarterback

and we'll see if that hurts or helps us. I don't know. Even if the Cardinals are awesome, I'm not going to watch. They signed someone named Nolan Arenado, apparently the best third baseman in baseball from the colorado rockies oh that'll be fun for him to play for a team that might win not the rockies that's very that's very shitty how baseball does their cap and stuff. We're like, Oh, you're playing, you play for, I guess the Rockies. Oh,

well, this is like a farm team for the Yankees or the Red Sox or one of the franchises. I like it. You like it? Why do you like it more? I just do. I think it makes for some really interesting stories.

Like, like it's kind of, it makes them for, for some David and Gliath type stories like okay i don't know off the top of my head what the uh the budget of the dodgers are versus the braves but i guarantee it's more like i think atlanta's got a pretty good budget like it's decent it's probably a little better than average but it's not that top range with like the yankees i bet the dodgers are like top three dodgers are number one yankees. I bet the Dodgers are top three.

Dodgers are number one. Yankees are number two. I didn't see that coming. Jesus Christ, the Dodgers are spending $40 million a year more than the Yankees. That's not fair. You started saying $40 million a year, and I thought, oh, I actually figured baseball salaries were higher. But no, that's just the gap.

That's the gap. Their 26-man payroll is $225 million. Yep. Quarter-billion dollar teams. So who's the lowest? The Cleveland Indians, $30 million for the Pittsburgh Pirates. You couldn't field a minor league football team.

You couldn't pay a Canadian football team with $30 million probably. Where's Atlanta? Where the Braves at? league football team like you couldn't pay a canadian football team with 30 million dollars probably well where's where the brave's at atlanta's number 13 at 128 million not too far from the cardinals cardinals number 10 that's a lot more than 32 teams does that sound right there are 30 teams all right so being 13th a little above average is what kyle said yeah i figured it was a little above average i think it was like 90 million dollars like several years back and i remember being upset i was like spend some fucking money spend some fucking money maybe we'll win a goddamn game but uh but uh i don't know i think we got a pretty decent team uh i look forward to playing the dodgers again and maybe

getting some redemption this year i remember there was a year i've told this before but like carolina hurricanes that's our local nhl hockey team and i was i root for them and i pull for the flyers and i was like a nice thing about being a flyers fan is they're always like in the mix and at the time they were you know they're either in the mix as like the sixth most likely team to win the cup or something like that or like if there's some great star who can play anywhere the flyers might get them but at least they're in the mix even if they don't get them the guy's like i narrowed it down to like you know someone someone in the flyers and it was just it whereas the hurricanes on the other hand i'm like are they even trying are they even

trying are they do they spend money did it like it what are they doing it's you can root for him but you know that it's hopeless and they went to the stanley cup that year and i was just like i don't know anything about hockey i'm an idiot i mean at least the nhl has the hard cap so like the only thing preventing carolina from spending more money is like if their owner doesn't want to like Ottawa's in that problem, their owner who's owned them for like a decade plus will not spend money. He will act the, all the fans, Ottawa and it's Canada.

So they care. They're like, please resign this guy that we drafted, please. He's going to be so good. And he's like, I think we just want him for the three years of his entry level contract. And then I think we're going to sign this aging veteran,

you know, the fact that I saved $30 million in the contract well that didn't factor in we're looking for grit um and it's like you're a piece of shit like you asshole they should get rid of owners who like actively sabotage teams and do things like oh yeah you can have this draft pick of mine just send me a large cash payment. It's like, well, you're not going to use that money for anything. But your own bank account. It's not like you're starved. It's fair.

They own the team. That's true. It's just I can see that would be pretty accurate. I know, but as a fan, you can see how you'd hate it. Yeah, and it cheapens the competition a bit. Why are there no teams who are owned by a collective? No, the Blues are. who are like owned by like a collective like like like why the blues are the blues are owned but i don't i don't mean like eight rich guys i mean like like a bunch of like fans get together and they fund the team green bay like the green bay packers yeah yeah

the green bay packers yeah you can buy stock in them and i want to say the town owns them but yeah they're collectively owned that's why i like who makes that but like is there is there a situation where they are like electing the gm i don't know how it works but they do profit sharing so i'm sure they get because that's what i would like like that's what i'm getting at if if if if there was like a situation where like the general manager was like the mayor of the green Bay Packers. And it was like,

all right, what are you campaigning on this year? Bob is a, well, we're going to make some moves. All right. We need some defense is going to be key. All right.

We're going, we're reaching out to a couple of corners. We're going to trade. We're going to try to get some draft picks. This guy coming out of Ohio state, big six foot four kid. We want him. If that doesn't work, we're looking over the guy in in minnesota we're gonna try to pick him up we're

also you know if it was like that all right we like that or if they were like you know we really want to uh work on the run game i feel like if we establish the run then you know we're gonna be the past game's really gonna flourish it went by popular vote it'd be kind of fun to see like passing win every year just bomb it it'd be like me playing football the video game like ah fake pun on second down this play works a lot actually and well like the thing with gms in a lot of sports, or at least hockey, the only sport I follow them in is like, you'll often be like, man, this person must know so much more than me to make this move because I would never make that move. Then like a year later, it's like, I'm smarter than the GM. But like you don't you don't fully track every decision. There was this one.

This is like years ago, but like the hated Toronto Maple Leafs GM was like making a trade on a public floor. It was like, we're trading Steve Williker to Tampa for Josh Joshson. And then some, like, it's totally quiet. And some like Canadian guy in the crowd's like, that's a fucking terrible trade. It just like screams at him in there,

which sometimes I put myself in the athlete's position, like handling the interview. That's the thing that I like. I halfway fan of that. It's a terrible trade. Well, my mission is to change that guy's mind. You know,

I'm going to come in here and he's going to come back and he's going to say, you know what, Woody, glad you're on the team. And yeah, I don't know when, when a crowd over, I'd like to come in here and he's going to come back and he's going to say, you know what, Woody? I'm glad you're on the team. And, yeah, I don't know. Win a crowd over. I'd like to try it.

Did you see Frankie Edgar's post-fight interview or at least an image of him? I only saw his – Knockout. I think he made an Instagram post or something where he was like, thanks for the support. I've been here before. I'm ready to fight. Dude. He looked – Oh, I found it. One sec. You look bad, huh? Where he was like, thanks for the support. I've been here before. I'm ready to fight. Dude, he looked...

Oh, I found it. One sec. You look bad, huh? Did he get to take a knee? Does that sound right? Yeah, he took a flying knee to the face early in the first. Look at his face. Look at his eye.

Boy. Keep in mind, this is like 40 seconds of fighting. face. Look at his eye. Boy. Is this from the fight? Keep in mind, this is like 40 seconds of fighting. Oh, I need to find the clip of him getting his ass beat that bad. Is that on? What's the MMA? I take it back. 28 seconds.

This is 28 seconds of combat. Who is he fighting? Corey Sandhagen. Yeah, I mean, the whole fight's in a gif it's one of those where like I gotta find the they danced around a little bit a jab here a jab there and then boom just this knee right to I'm guessing his left

eye I don't know both of his eyes are bloodshot though like I'll have my full take on this in 24 seconds oh no one second wow yeah it just oh that flying knee dude and he falls like he was a robot that stopped working like at the end of a movie that's exactly what I said yeah I I was like he felt like you pushed a mannequin over yeah yeah he's he's not dead that's good news yeah he's not dead i saw this one funny meme they were they were showing

like an image from the fight that happened after uh frankie edgar's knockout and you know it's the two heavyweights are standing there they're like mixing it up and they're like these fools straight up didn't didn't get frankie out of the ring yet and they like superimpose frankie but he's still laying back there like knocked out they acted like they just left him in there knocked the fuck out it was so funny i feel bad but like at the same time dude no one i mean that's what I watch for. He looks sick. The end of a UFC career is rough.

This guy, you may not know, he was a champion, defended it a couple times. Kind of neat. He was small for his weight class. Everyone was like, dude, you need to drop to 145. He's like, I'm literally champion. Why are you telling me I'm in the wrong weight class? He never had a height advantage in his entire career.

That's impressive. I mean, these guys need to learn to take the win and just sail off into that good night. Like, come on. Especially these fighting athletes. You talked about BJ Penn, where you're like, oh, she was like a titan of the wrestling trade back or whatever it was jiu-jitsu master

and now it's like just like getting bullied absolutely bullied every little clip that we watched when you mentioned him like that's that's that's what you have waiting for you if you don't cash out at your at least semi peak if you're a hockey player

it's my opinion that you can keep playing until somebody better than you is trying to get your job and then you lose your job that's it i don't line up with the like oh woody's a shadow of him former self okay if that's true yet i'm still better than the next guy in line i keep this job um i don't think that i'm obligated to stop and because i'm not as good as i used to be i stop when i'm not as good. I don't think that I'm obligated to stop because I'm not as good as I used to be. I stop when I'm not as good as I don't earn that job. Cool. In fighting, being not as good as you used to be loses brain cells. It causes CTE. It ruins your retirement. It ruins the rest of your life. You get too many arguments with your wife. You think your kids are in the wall

scratching to get out. That's what happens if you fight too long. You can't find your car keys anymore. Yep. These are not made-up things, what he's talking about. These are actual things. From relevant current fighters. Who? Tony Ferguson.

Some of them are from Ferguson, Kyle, recognized. Some of them are from my boxing coach who can't find his car keys, probably to this day. It's probably just the klutz. It has nothing to do with the concussions. I've mentioned this before. When I did my boxing, we only hit each other in the head on Fridays. None of us were professional fighters.

You can hit each other in the collarbone and next to the head and get some level of sparring experience. It's not the same, but it's close. And, you know, we'd be like, come on, come on, let's do headshots today. He's like, y'all want to not find your car keys too? You know, we're all going on a search together at the end of this. Don't be like me. Don't take headshots every day.

We should just play a trick. He's like, but you said we'd do them today remember? I like that idea but you promised today is Friday he's like I know it's Friday he hit me so hard all the time to this day

I'm not a good enough boxer to know like i just feel bully he is obviously better than me right the guy was like six three black tall really athletic guy and he's my boxing coach and he's like digging me to the ribs digging me to the ribs and i'm like god it's like is this as hard as you hit in like a real? He's like, you want me to hit you like a real fight? I'm like, once. I want you to hit me like you don't want to hurt me so bad. And he hits me like he's in a real fight. And I'm like, that's about the same.

You're hitting me all the time. He hits you lighter. He's like, in a real fight, I'd be conserving my energy. But we're only here for a round, so I'm giving you those hurting bombs. Yeah, you tuck her out in 60 seconds, so I gotta get a workout too. That'd be so funny. It'd be eased up. Oh, you gotta conserve your energy in a real fight. That's what you gotta understand, Woody. You gotta understand.

Back to where we were before. Yeah, I had one moment against that guy i i took him down uh is it he was total striker total total striker and uh we were clinched up or something and i just had this like i forget exactly i think i had an overhand something that made it real easy to flip him and put him on his back and uh i'm about ready to run out of the ring i'm just hoping he thinks this is as funny as i do one of the other students was like i really like that and uh fortunately had a good sense of humor about it but as a striker he didn't concern himself with takedown defense so it was there anyway i was obviously cheating and it was a goof and yeah but did you watch uh page van zant's

bare knuckle boxing debut i didn't i only watched the um decision when they i did the same i watched a little bit of the highlights of her fight and another fight at one point blood did that thing like from a zach snyder 300 movie and went on the camera lens. Oh really? Yeah. Not in her fight, but with the men's fight, she looked good after her fight. And I, I,

so if people don't know Paige Van Zandt, female fighter, very popular because she's very pretty. She's like model pretty, like she's really pretty. And, uh, she also got a boob job.

So now she's a professional athlete's body with a model's tits. And whenever I see her fight now in fucking bare knuckle boxing, it's like watching someone take a Lamborghini off roading. It's like, what do you stop it? No, you're going to ruin it. You got to like baby that thing.

She should be. It makes no sense. Yeah, she needs a new career. Actress. She needs to work on her acting. She needs to work on her modeling. She needs to try to get some sort of a fucking like sponsorship deal for Reebok or Nike or something. She must like fighting.

But being in there. She must because she's not very good at it. Yeah. And is she on the tail end of her career how old is she uh she can't well i mean if she were good she wouldn't be but it seems like oh i'm very wrong she's 26 she's been at it for a while i thought she was going to be over 30 no very young damn well she's got plenty of years left fighting but she like you said she needs to learn to act or something because she's she has she probably can easily get an agent she can find herself in some winter soldier movie or something and go at it. How did you... Anything. I know we're

past an hour, but did you see the trailer for the Falcon and... Winter Soldier. Is that his name? Okay. Yeah, it looked good. Bucky is what I was going for. Looked real action-packed. Looked like the opposite of WandaVision, which I don't know if we talked about it, but WandaVision

improved dramatically last week. Not last week, the week before last. They're like, pull back the curtain. They don't do the shtick they've been sticking with just sticking with the black and white nonsense. They actually pull the curtain back a little and show you what's been going on

in the real world. I loved that. That's exactly what I was looking for. And then I haven't watched the most recent episode uh i just haven't been in a mood to watch it but i've been told that it's also really good i watched it twice um i think i liked it a little more than you when it was bad and i like it a little less than you now that it's good and uh you know i also agree it's good. And, uh, you know, I also agree it's improved, but I, I was holding out hope that it would be tens and they're just kind of universe building hold. They're giving us these twos.

I like that Darcy chick. When they drop it, in my opinion, they gave us like six and a half. And I'm like, Oh my, my hopes were high. No,

they won me over with six and a half. It's good. They, they won me over with the Asian FBI agent and bringing Darcy back, who was in the Thor movies. The nerdy chick with the massive tits. I definitely know her. Yeah, she's techie, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I like it. I think her name is Agent Rambo. I like her a lot. She's black. I don't like her. I like, um, I think her name is agent Rambo. I like her a lot. She's black. I don't like her. Oh no, no. I like the Asian guy.

I love that. He walks up and he does a little magic trick and pulls the FBI card out that, that immediately went, Hey, Hey, I like this guy. He's got a sense of humor. And,

uh, and then I like seeing Darcy show up cause she's good for comic relief. Okay. Yeah. We'll see. I think this thing's going to go full Marvel at some point. It's going to explode into Wanda's world. And like,

every he's going to go suddenly, like everyone in the damn town is going to show their superpowers. And it's, we've just been filled with witches and robots and who knows what, but thus far it's somewhere in between and oh and i don't know if it's the show that implied it or the like uh easter egg youtube channels i watched that implied it we all thought wanda was in charge of this whole thing making it happen and there's some details in the more recent episodes that put that under doubt you know that maybe she's in charge like we thought who's created

this little Wanda verse and maybe she's living in it and not in charge like you thought yeah I was kind of fuzzy on that myself whether she was a prisoner of someone else or she had like the alternative would be that she's had some sort of a mental break and she's unaware that she is in control of everything. But I don't, but she definitely doesn't know that she

has like made a fake reality that she's living in. I don't think based on like how she's acted whenever like, you know, the weird things would happen. Um, how she's been confused by it rather than being like, Oh shit.

The, the, the seams of the dress are showing. I need to, let me fix that. It's not, it's, it's more like what the fuck's going on.

No, this isn't happening. And then it goes, you know, back to bullshit. It literally rewinds. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Um, I hope it gets better. It literally rewinds. Okay. I don't know. I hope it gets better.

It did get better. I hope it continues to get better. I think there's another Marvel TV show coming out and I can't think of what it is. Yeah, there's the Winter Soldier and Black Flying Man.

I don't know. I don't know what else there is. Bunch of Star Wars shit coming out on HBO eventually. I'm more interested in that. The Obi-Wan Kenobi miniseries. I think it's going to be a limited series, like six episodes an hour each or something. Oh, I think you're right. It is the Falcon and the Winter Soldier. For some reason, I thought that was a movie, but it looks like it's a TV show. Yeah, yeah, it's a TV show.

Okay, but that's what I was thinking of then. I didn't know. Yeah, it looked good, too. It looked high budget. It looked action-packed. There's a good, really short miniseries. I think it's on Prime called Gunpowder, and's got john from game of thrones in it i don't know that actors but uh is it harrington maybe but uh and it's basically about the 1605 gunpowder

plot guy fox yeah with guy fox in there and it's it's only three episodes each one's like an hour i've already finished it but i thought it was good dude did you see love death plus robots have you guys seen this yeah all of it you you saw very good very good yeah yeah so for people watching it's animated it's cartoon it appears that there's a lot of different unrelated cartoons it's i can't see a link between them maybe kyle picked up on something. No, it's more the link is the theme, not any sort of story. The animation styles between cartoons, between episodes can be wildly different.

So it looks like there's a different person behind them and they're short. So there's a lot of episodes. I'll make it up up but call it like 18 episodes something like that and um uh they're usually about 15 minutes long so it's almost like just popping youtube videos in terms of like entertainment you can watch one real quick and i i just found myself enjoying most of them. I've watched more YouTube than anything else. And you know, I'm like pausing YouTube and catching these things because it does what YouTube does well being 15 minutes long.

I thought you'd already seen him before. Cause I was, I was talking about this months and months and months ago. I fucking love it. I love that the animation style changes from one to the other. Like one minute it'll be like hand drawn, like early Disney style. The next it'll be Pixar. The minute it'll be like hand-drawn like early disney style the next it'll be pixar the next it'll be like this um like 3d animated um sort of like sci-fi type

shit where like they're almost photorealistic like like video game renders and the storylines are really cool have you seen the one where the people live in a bubble and they drive these big mechs they're like oh i love that one so that was great that was yeah yeah so um kyle's right of course but um it's from 2019 in my head it just dropped last week or something i thought you've seen the one where it's like steampunk and the prostitute gets like taken by like her her like like like this super rich guy that she was fucking and he like has her like surgically altered and turned into like a robot she was yeah yeah she was um non-human some sort of superpower half human half fox she could transform back yeah he turned her into like a robot fox sex slave or something she was something other than human she was like a superhero

and she was a very good fighter and she could turn into a fox and she somehow lost her turn into a fox ability and she becomes a whore and he turns her into a robot because he can only get off on robots then she goes back to i guess a friend or a guy who admired her and she's like all right now i'm this shitty robot i think he might have raped her i want to be an assassin robot and he's like i got you that's what i do yeah dude it's really good uh not all of them are great there's like like i said there's a lot of them maybe 18 yeah and uh um they're not all the same level of greatness but it's did you see the one i know we're dragging time here i'm at win this quickly but but did you see the one where it's like in the future in space and the guy is sort of in a dream world and then at the very end the illusion is pulled away and he sees what's really going on

keep watching them i saw them all and that one didn't suck me in i think i didn't give it my ending was so fucked they're like swimming fish and stuff in the no the at the end when it's like that disgusting monster instead of the beautiful woman that he thought he's been having sex with this whole time and he's all ragged and like emaciated because he hasn't actually been eating food it's all been in his head and he's filthy and ragged and he's been fucking some sort of a like alien ghoul creature that's like huge with tentacles and like sharp like crab like appendages and stuff it's fun it's fun to watch i i clicked on blind spot because that sounds like it might be the one it's not blind spot is the one

where a handful of robots are trying to rob like a moving train inside a tunnel you probably remember that action that was good yeah yeah it dude it's for people watching it is called love death plus robots i thought it was brand new it was from 2019 just new to me you can binge the whole thing in a couple hours and you'll be like like there's no way you can get bored with it because if you get on a it's much more likely that you're going to be like oh no i wanted more of that i wanted more heist robots i want a whole show about heist robots. Occasionally there'll be one where you're like, I'm not really loving this. Oh, and it's over.

Oh, the one I didn't like is completely over and we're beginning a new thing that I'm going to love. If a movie is dinner, these things are smarties and you just pop them one after another and enjoy. I'll give that a go. Highly recommend. PKN338. Okay.