Painkiller Already - PKN 341

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

we're recording. PK and three 41. What's up boys? Not much. After this, we have the hangout tonight. That should be fun. Yeah.

It's getting very popular. It is for set. It used to be one session a month. Then it was a little one or two and four or something new. Yeah. And it's doubled in size. It was like two 22 12s. Now it's four 25s.

Such an incredible product. People are receiving they can't help it they don't they don't want to lose money on this deal that does yeah we'll do that after this kyle you were saying that lady gaga her dogs were returned thank god i haven't been thinking about anything else i didn't hear i didn't hear any news about what happened to the man who was shot in the chest um that's kind of left the the news sphere but i never even heard about it but it's about fucking time lady gaga caught a break poor woman's lived such a life of misery and harm yeah i guess i don't know much about lady gaga's life how like how deep into the pursuit are you that you're like we gotta just leave these dogs and cut and run get out of here like if you're like, we gotta just leave these dogs and cut and run, get out of here. Like, if you're gonna kidnap

something, a dog would be the easiest thing to kidnap. Unless Lady Gaga got a chip put in the dog, because some people do that now. And then there's no escape. I didn't even think about that. You can lowjack your dogs. You don't know what a chip is. My dogs have lowjack, you people should think.

It's like a total recall you gotta you gotta go up the nose and fucking yank that thing out one of my dogs i talked about the laundry thing right i didn't discuss like how it you're getting into laundry started harley is our older dog and she's a great dane so she's a big dog. She's smaller than Ender, but anyway. She is now so old that sometimes she pees when she doesn't mean to. She's just laying there. She may be asleep or something. So our couches are covered with plastic and comforters and stuff like that.

What do you do? Do you kill the dog for this? No. Don't kill her. Don't kill her. No. Right? Right? So I see what you're saying. Heavens no. We're not killing dog for this like no don't kill her don't kill her no right right so i see heavens no we're not killing her for this this is we really like her she's not in pain we typically put our dogs down because we think they're not enjoying their quality of life is gone right they're not walking well you have to carry them outside to go to the bathroom like if they get to

there or sometimes they have cancer or something the decision is made for you yeah but uh she's not like that she seems like a dog that mostly spends her days happy maybe sleepy just like maybe there's a drug like like for dog incontinence uh we are exploring that angle too i wonder if a great day in doggy diaper jesus so anyway uh it seems like you Your formerly beautiful home. It seems like every couple of days, like a comforter. It'll be like two ratty old comforters that were on the couch need to be washed. And that's partly how we fell behind in the laundry. They themselves are a whole load.

And then, you know, that takes time. So, yeah. No one's stealing our dogs. That's where I'm headed to. Do you really want a leaky Great Dane? Do you? No. Our dogs are safe.

That's one of the worst leaky dogs to have. Yes. It's going to leak. It's like having a leaky person around your house. I've gone both directions on this. So big dogs versus small dogs. Harley's like, she might be eight, right? She's going to die soon.

Great Danes live eight years so the downside is it's sad that turnover is a little frequent the upside is they're only old for like a year when you have a dog that lives like 16 years it was old for five years seven years something like that like it spent a lot of time missing teeth death one-eyed cataract bouncing into the wall or bumping into the walls i should say you get the old dogs pets and it's just like a braille sheet of tumors oh they smell like old dogs great days go through that phase much like all their other phases quickly. Here's a treatment for dogs'

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We're going to bank that this works. Hey, if they don't work on her i could use a little help a little bit of incontinence guy that's just a little got a bucket under your under the mesh part of your chair yeah yeah just just sitting sitting on it uh i found it interesting in the in the hangout fish is arabic and he was explaining that arabic people wash their penises after they pee i thought he was joking for a bit no no no they go he was explaining that Arabic people wash their penises after they pee. I thought he was joking for a bit. No, no, no. He was describing going into public restrooms with a Dasani bottle of water so that after he peed, he could wash his penis.

Yeah. And he even said, he's like, you know when you walk into a public bathroom and there's just some weird Dasani bottle of water sitting there? Apparently, Arabs love Dasani. He kept using that brand. And he's like, yeah, that's because an Arab guy came in there and wanted to make sure he could wash his dick and he left that water there so the next arab guy who comes in can use it to wash his dick and i kept saying like and we just it was just cultural disagreement i'm like dude it's so much grosser to have a shared dick washing bottle than it is to just wait until you get home and take a shower if you're that yeah i told him i was going to go into every rest stop and gas station near me and

put bottles of acid on the urinals. Oh, well then that was all those Arabs near you would be in trouble. There's gotta be a few of those Arabs in Atlanta. It's an area now. These guys have, all right, I have ordered the dog pee medicine.

Hope it works. Me too. For your couch's sake. now he's gotta have all right i have ordered the dog pee medicine hope it works me too for your couch is sick it's just the most creative and niche hate crime diabolical just diabolical you ever see the snl began dissolving in front of my eyes are they circumcised because they will be no that's the problem yeah that that's what the real problem is have you seen the snl skit where it's like the meeting of all the world's mad scientists and they're having a contest to design the most evil diabolical invention ever and like the first guy goes up and he's like i've invented a freeze ray and with this freeze ray i'll freeze all the world's monuments like Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty is going to freeze him in a block of ice.

And they're like, ooh, diabolical. The classic James Bond nonsense. That's not that cool. Shrink ray is another. Yeah, and then the rock walks. Then another person walks up and he's also got a ray gun, but his is to shrink the world's monuments down to

like three inches so that he can steal them. And then the rock walks out and he's like hello everyone i'm new here um carl um so uh for the world's most diabolical evil invention i created a child molesting robot it's capable of molesting twice as many children as a standard child molester. And they're like, oh my god! What is wrong with you? This is a contest for the most evil invention. Did I do wrong?

Yes, you did wrong! This is awful! How do you even do that? Well, it's easy. You just take a regular robot and you molest it. And then you make him want to molest in return. You have to create the molest. It starts out as

a normal robot until it itself has been molested and that's truly evil because at the very least the other guy wanted like a little eiffel tower there is nothing to gain from a child molesting robot no nothing other than molested children yeah well yeah by his logic once you molest the children they become molesters so it's a vicious cycle. They're not even robots. They don't become robots. Well, I mean, if the goal is to molest children, then you could just kick off this cycle, right? You get your molesting robot to make molesting

people, and after a while, everyone's a molester, and it's normalized behavior. You know what? That is devious. And it's like, what do you want? How much money do you want? And it's like, it's not about money for me. It's about molesting kids.

He's got nine-year-olds dancing in a creepy Jabba the Hutt cage behind him. You think he would be above that? He created a molesting robot. He just wanted to win the prize, I guess. What an odd role for The Rock. It was great.

It was great. Get a wig. That's one of my favorite sketches. I like that one and I like when Jonah Hill has taught the monkey. Do you hear him breaking up too, Taylor? He's a robot. If you hear

it, then it's not my connection. Yeah. Kyle, we lost you at Jonah Hill. What about Jonah Hill? I like when Jonah Hill had taught the monkey to speak. That skit's really funny. I really haven't watched much. I guess most of the SNL stuff I saw was like my dad or like my dad's friends showing me like,

hey, this fucking one from 1971 is great. But, you know, I'm sure it was. It was probably a lot funnier when Chris Farley on SNL. He was, right? He was, yeah. He was a hit. Before him, I think people think the golden days was Eddie Murphy. Who's the Belushi?

Was it John Belushi? John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner. That was the golden days. It's the first cast. It's the first cast. It's the first cast in the 70s. James Belushi is the one that died early, right? No, John Belushi is the one that died early.

James Belushi is his less talented sitcom brother. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh. I feel bad for that guy. We talked about molesting. Can we lead into cuomo i'm so excited for cuomo talk fill me in a third woman has come out it's my impression that it is more

politically hazardous to be a molesting democrat than republican republicans will overlook and defend that shit democrats all of a sudden, they want to hire special counsels to investigate it and shit like that. Al Franken, right? He lost his future because he pretended to touch that woman through her grope-proof vest.

And now Cuomo looks like he's about to lose. He's going to resign or something like that. I don't think there's any legitimacy to it. So let's talk about what he did. I wouldn't say I'd say there's no legitimacy to it. That's stronger than I am. He said three women come out. It's pretty legitimate. He said three women come out. And they all, I would say, argued cases on roughly the same scale of badness, for lack of better phrasing i think on one he

offered to play strip poker right but that one like there were like four other people on the plane who said that didn't happen so i'm you know did you really make it up out of thin air it's hard to say um there's another one where i guess he asked questions like do you ever get with older men and stuff like that and another one i think he went in for a kiss and stopped or something like i think he asked her if he could kiss her okay it's what i it's what i read and it's like what is he supposed to do like you you always default to the hey if you're in a position of power you know but it's like okay so men in power don't get laid then they're just they have to be monks now because like apparently the bar is so low for what is sexual harassment if you are a rich and powerful

man in some position of uh power that you can't ask a woman if you can kiss her or if she'd be open to dating older guys you know which is obviously a leading question as a single older guy by the way he's single um yeah and the answer is like no no i i've got a boyfriend so so not really looking for any hell out of this expensive party that these plates aren't free i didn't expect to be his accuser on this. I see him as like a 3 out of 10 wrong on this, right? Dude, outside the workplace. Only 7 more accusers.

Outside the workplace. Clearly you're hitting on every piece of ass that works for you, it seems, right? Three different women have come out and said he asked if he could kiss me. He asked if I dated older men. He asked if I play strip poker, shit like that. He's hitting on every prime piece of tail near him. That is also on the payroll or some sort of government employee. I think that's right with all three of these. And, you know, they might be wondering, like, if I say yes, is this good for my career? If I say no, is this bad for my career? I shouldn't be making career decisions based around who I'm fucking.

Like, it's the same argument I use against Louis C.K., which is like, you know, he's asking these women if he can jerk off in front of them, which you'd think is a good way to find out if you can jerk off in front of them. But they also felt like he's a big shot in this industry and they're not. They had to make a career decision around a sex decision. Also, a little interjection for the Louis C.K. thing. A lot of those accusations came in the very early 2000s when Louis was a fucking no one. I looked at that, by the way. He wasn't quite the no one that you put. He had a bunch of producer credits, and he just wasn't who he is now. But I don't think he was a make or break guy in the early 2000s.

Like, you know, Chappelle was a make or break. Even if he was, he's asking. It seems like you can't. I don't like it. I feel like you should be able to ask like i just it's so absurd to me that you can't politely ask someone if they're interested in you like like this isn't the military that's true you know it's like like even the military there's rules against this but i don't think there are any rules for like gubernatorial candidates and such, or, or comedians like,

like, like, like when you think about like, like, oh yeah, if you're a big comedian, do not ever flirt with any other comedians whatsoever, unless they have a higher attendance than you.

That's the rule. That's the rule. You're kind of winning me over. That does sound ridiculous. When, when I look at it through that lens on the governor thing, I don't like, can't you just go outside the workplace?

People at the bar know your governor. You can still think he's working to get ass to play devil's advocate. I bet he works a lot of fucking hours, especially in the last few years. Access, immediate access to pussy throughout the day. He isn't a pussy crisis crisis he just broke up with this longtime girl yeah yeah i i just like look if you were being inappropriate with these women

if you were touching them or or groping them or uh making like nasty comments or like commenting on their physique or you know like oh that's a low-cut dress. You're a well-endowed woman. Better be careful with that. You're going to drive me crazy. All right, you can't do that. But if he's just like, excuse me, madam. What he's accused of doing sounds like

what Humphrey Bogart would do in a very gentlemanly portrayal of him from a 40s movie. In a tuxedo. Yeah. I'd love to kiss you. I just wanted to ask permission first. I haven't brushed my teeth in years and I smoked a hundred cigarettes.

Yeah, they're all smokers. To fact check myself, one woman did say he forcibly kissed her on the mouth. There was some group thing brought up, right? Yeah, you can't kiss people without asking. See what I just did there? I just said you can't kiss people without asking see what i just did there i just said you can't kiss people without asking but he's also accused of asking to kiss someone yeah yeah like i know the governor said that part's not true so you know there's no witnesses or anything but um that is that it's always tricky with these sex things there's rarely any witnesses this stuff happens in private yeah i don't think anything will come of it i think i hope not look i don't think it's in hot

water i think there'll be some media attention over it okay and then it'll super out and it'll be similar to like ralph northam in virginia the blackface governor where it was like whoa this is a huge deal and then it was like at the switch one day it was like this is just memory hold now this isn't something we talk about anymore. Maybe you're right. Biden came out and said they should have an investigation into Cuomo's conduct. And that's the difference between Republicans, Democrats, Democrats. If there's like a huge number of Republicans all for Roy Moore to be to step down.

Oh, goodness. Actually, I wouldn't I would call the other way. I would say that they still supported him when he ran for senator. Trump went out on the campaign trail and campaigned on his behalf, even though he's literally a child molester. And they were still backing him. How old were they? I don't know.

That was the mall guy. They were like 16, 15. He had to get their mom's permission. Whatever happened with him. If you're asking mom's permission, then I'm okay with it. Did criminal shit ever happen with Roy Moore? Not criminal stuff, no. It was also like a long time ago.

It was like 2018 or something, I think. It was like midterms. Oh, I mean, the story was 2020, I think. But the things happened like in the 90s or so like if i call it's been a while if i recall correctly yeah i just think that if you call everyone a pedophile then it it lessens the the word i i think that we should be clear on what pedophiles fucking are because pedophiles are are creepy men or women I suppose. Oh, that's edgy. That are preying upon actual children, you know, like children.

Like that's literally the definition. But when these guys are – So I don't think Roy Moore has any business. 14 years old. Yeah, I don't think Roy Moore has any business going after a 14-year-old. But I don't think that makes him a pedophile. I think it makes him a criminal, and he should go to probably some sort of jail or prison. Some form of jail.

Some form, but I don't think it makes him a pedophile because I don't think that he's into undeveloped children. Apparently, he's into illegally aged youngsters. i think most people use it synonymously with like illegal youngster but i'm yeah he's winning me over yet again i wish there was another word that also had a negative connotation that said he likes really young women because 14 year olds are look there's grass on their young women but but a seven year, but a seven year old is a fucking child. Like, like that's what pedophiles are after. And look, I'm not trying to go easy on people like Roy Moore. I'm suggesting that we continue to go extra hard on the people who are after seven year

olds and not dilute the word by applying it to anyone who's after someone younger than 17 or 18 or whatever the limit is in your state. But in any case, Rory Moore got a lot of support, including the president of the United States on the campaign trail repeatedly saying you need to support this guy when he was an accused teenage molester. That rolls off the tongue. Yeah, well, let's get that back to the marketing department. I'm doing my best here. Teenage molester. Yeah, so she was 14, he was 32. So it wasn't like, you know, got the birthdays wrong kind of shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Because, like, he wasn't 40. He wasn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's ridiculous because he wasn't 40. He wasn't 20, 30, 40, or even 50. I think that's like a 60-something-year-old man, right? Currently? He's 74 right now. Oh my fucking God.

We got an issue here. So he was 30, so this is like 40? Yeah. It's a shame that politics are so ridiculous that some people will defend people like that. It's nice to see

everyone going after Cuomo. Even though I'm kind of mostly on his side on this one. I don't like Cuomo so much i felt like he handled covid quite well i liked his daily press conferences they seemed juxtaposed with with trumps it was like oh man here's a voice of reason you know it like trumps were so off the rails sometimes with the cuomo gave bad news and i liked it he, look, we don't really know how to cure this yet. The death rates on this are super high. We're trying to bring them down. You know, we don't

have enough ventilators and we're trying to get more. We've got this guy making it, but we don't see him coming in for the next two or three weeks. But here's what we're doing about it. And we don't have enough masks. Here's what we're doing about it. We don't have this. We're trying to do that. Here's a success we've had. Now we do do it was pretty ridiculous when he wrote a george w bush mission accomplished style book in the middle of the fucking pandemic like before the second wave he was running for president yeah yeah he was but that shit was kind of ridiculous and how how many deaths were in new york like a quarter of the country's total it's something huge yeah the trouble is new york had its spike.

Probably, you know what happened? They closed off China, but they didn't close off Europe. So all the Europeans were pouring in through that port. It's an airplane port, too. I don't know how to say that better. But, you know, it's one of the ways that people get into America. They have stopovers in New York. And they all came from Europe.

It wasn't closed. Italy was open. UK was open. And New York and they all came from Europe. It wasn't closed. Italy was open. UK was open and New York got it first. And when New York got it, they thought like ventilators were the cure. Turns out, I think steroids are the next, our better idea.

And people were dying at stupid rates. Also Cuomo made a bad decision. It would seem in, I forget the details of it, but I think he was taking people from hospitals with COVID and putting them in nursing homes to die, basically. He allegedly tried to cover up to get his numbers better, right? Yeah, so it wasn't that he got the totals wrong.

It was that he got the numbers dying in hospitals versus nursing homes wrong. So, and I forget in which direction but like it i think he made it seem like more died in hospitals when actually they died in nursing homes and now people are like you're covering uh your bad decision which sent people from hospitals to nursing homes and you're making it sound like they died in the hospital how many people did he actually send to nursing homes from hospitals how big of that i don't is that a big deal or is that like a republican talking point they're just latching on i think there's a touch of both i i think it's appropriate to be a

little forgiving here in that it was a brand new disease and like bad decisions were made all over the place right fauci said masks weren't necessary early on. Cuomo exposed elderly people to it early on. We thought ventilators were the ticket in curing this thing. At the early time of this, literally the only politician who wanted to close all the borders was Trump. Everybody else is like, no, that's xenophobic. I do remember that phase. That's nonsense. If I recall, it was just a China thing.

He should have wanted to shut down fucking everything. If we're going to take a global pandemic seriously, you don't go, let's debate the pros and cons of allowing people in. It's like, now, bitch, now. We got to get ourselves under control. In hindsight, you're totally right. At the time, it seemed like China had the big problem, but maybe it was everywhere. Well, Italy, too,. Didn't Italy take off? It was pretty obvious early

on. China stopped recording. They're like, oh, we only have 82,000 people with the disease. Then it was eight months later. It's like, oh, we're up to 84,000. We're handling it so well. It's a ludicrous nonsense thing. Italy, if I recall, fucking

exploded. The huge reason for it was, I think, multi-generational homes and also the oldest average population in Europe. It was part of what harmed them and just kind of location. All densely populated. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know any better. But yeah, that makes sense to me. So, yeah, Spain got fucked up, too. And they have a really old population.

With Trump. Oh, I know. So Trump didn't order enough vaccines. um so yeah spain got fucked up too and they have a really old population with trump oh i know so trump didn't order enough vaccines i guess right out of the gate this is before they were even fda approved and i've always had a forgiving stance i'm like at the time there were like nine people racing to me this is an argument i've had with jackie there were like nine companies racing for the cure and he was supposed to know which one had the best cure and order tons of it before it was approved. Understand, this is a developing situation. People are going to make mistakes.

I give him some slack on that one. What if Johnson & Johnson absolutely shits the bed and he was like, 20 million from Johnson and Johnson. And they're like, it turns out we're a lot better at making Listerine. We're so sorry. Our bad on this. I know we're not giving the money back though.

By the way, Listerine helps a little. You can't, you can't disprove that. You can't disprove that. Listochloroquine. What do you guys think? Like a disinfectant in the mouth?

We can maybe inject it in the blood. How about this? Germax oral. You know, I have an issue with Trump on this. He got the vaccine when he was still president. That much I'm cool with. He's elderly. He's obese.

And he has a job where he interacts with a lot of people. To me, prime target for having the vaccine. Why he kept it a secret that part bugs me right that he should have said hey i'm a vaccine guy i like vaccines i'm very proud of the fact that under my administration and vaccine has been invented at record time warp speed you might say and this is me doing a photo op getting it but he didn't he kept that shit secret he was down playing covid every opportunity he got and still my republican facebook morons are anti-vax right they're just anti-vax left and fucking right and if their golden leader was pro-vax it might save

a lot of lives but he's not doing it because he's fucking self-centered yeah well i mean that that it was fucking stupid to get the vaccine in secret and not and like you're right it would have been a better even just going like you should you would have guessed like okay this is trump's wheelhouse is like pr he knows how to handle himself in the media like you would you would have imagined like his you know because at the end of the day he's a total narcissist he cares about what makes him look good. And he should have been – if he wanted to look the best, he should have been like, this is my vaccine. We're going with the Trump vaccine.

Everyone is going to get it. There's a little bit of my DNA. You'll become great also. I love this. Yeah. And it would save lives. I saw some statistics. Something like 77% of Democrats want the vaccine and 33% of Republicans do.

And you know why? It's because they've been filled with this hydroxychloroquine. COVID is bullshit. Don't wear a mask. They've been beating that message at them and they're buying it. Didn't hydroxychloroquine help some people? Apparently not. The World Health Organization

or whatever it is is saying no good. I think that was kind of a self-serving thing. Trump had media strategies to deal with problems, but he didn't often have problem-solving strategies. He would just grasp at straws and pitch ideas and try to

address problems up. But solving them like that, that wasn't his core competency. On the other hand, Biden, they walk in and say this place was a disaster all the time. Dude, Biden, you had two vaccines you inherited and one was on the way. Right now, I'm not saying Trump personally invented them, but acknowledge what happened before you got here. You walked into a pretty sweet spot. If I was president, there'd be two vaccines available for

people. You didn't do that. But he's like, man, there was no plan. Everything was a mess. We're starting from a blank piece of paper. I knocked Trump for doing it with his military lies. He tells this story, maybe you've heard it, where he's like, let's go into Afghanistan and finish this off. And the generals are like, oh, we just need a little time because we don't have any bullets in Afghanistan.

Can you just wait? There's no bullets here. Fuck you, Trump, you lying sack of shit. Don't tell me there's no. Don't tell me the United States Army is out of bullets. It's not out of bullets. He wanted to send more people in or Or he wanted to pull people out? He wanted to defeat ISIS or something.

And he said that the military told him they had no bullets. So it's a horseshit story. We have plenty of bullets. We have so many fucking bullets. My friends are in the military. You know what they would do? Bury bullets. They would bury.

They're like, they had to shoot so many bullets so they wouldn't get that many next year so they had i don't know how many bullets it was such a bullshit it was like too much to shoot like 68 000 bullets or 95 000 i don't know and they they're shooting them at nothing just sending them down range and they're like we can't even shoot this many so they buried them with bull them with skid steers. That's absurd. Just the amount of waste. Where?

Over there. Right? Would they still be good? And that's also what? So that whoever, you know, Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, whoever made those bullets, you know, the government wanted to give them a huge contract. So it's just a bunch of pork and nonsense. Because there is a lot of that shit.

like pork and nonsense because there is a lot of that shit where i was reading one thing about some uh maybe it was boeing that they made some plane or no it was a troop transporter it was like raytheon or something they made a troop transporter and there were billions poured into it from the government and it's just totally ineffectual doesn't work there was like some guy online being like here's another reason this shit doesn't work clearly designed by someone who's never been in the field you don't want aluminum there it'll blow right through it'll kill you know you don't want the potential for shrapnel so like and he explained like walking through like you know and i'm butchering a lot of the intricacies but he basically walked through and like yeah and people are outraged and i show them this and i tell them there are hundreds if

not thousands of examples of things like this just bullshit contracts that are given to these companies that just so happen to be the biggest donors to politicians who also love war and it's like yeah it's it's absurd they'll give a huge contract fucking raytheon for something they don't need and then doesn't get used it's just jobs program which i'm like a little kind of okay with i just wish it was a different jobs program why can't it be highways or energy infrastructure what did the roman empire do in times of not war not much because they're always at war expanding their empire but they always had legionaries and their alternate job this is why rome was so successful the empire is when they were not fighting they built roads they

built aqueducts they built buildings they built, marvels, they built huge things. And so like they were always at use. Why you're a hundred percent right. Why the hell can't we do that? Be like, oh, you know what? We're getting out of the middle East, but we're going to keep the jobs program going. So we're going to build roads that aren't ass. We're going to, we're going to, you know, create something here. It's just, it's silly. What the hell are we still doing over there? I'm with you. Yeah. And we'll see. I'm a little worried Biden's pro-war because he bombed Syria, but then I give Trump the general thumbs up on not being pro-war. He bombed Syria too. So let's keep watching and see if Biden's better or worse. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully nothing escalates, but who knows? Who knows? Probably going to be, I saw something come out where it's like more revealed about Assad's evil attacks. And it's like, oh, okay. Right on time, isn't it? Right on time.

Is he a madman? Is he a madman? I don't know. All the Christians in Syria seem to say that he protects minority Christian rights. Don't hear about that in the news. I don't know anything. Yeah, I don't hear about that at all. I don't know. I don't know. I just know there's a whole lot of madmen. They tend to be brown and they need a good bombing.

Yeah, they need a good fucking bombing. They need a little freedom. But anyway, Cuomo, I think his goose is cooked. You guys brought up some pretty good counterexamples, so maybe you're right. We'll see how it plays out. Anything can happen. There's no fucking consistency in any of this it's just like whatever people's moods is in that month or that week it feels like Cuomo needs a good

story right if Biden wanted to help out Cuomo he should bomb somebody he did I got a good idea I'm going to bomb Syria people are talking about Cuomo doing this. You didn't see the size of her tits. These are some big, heavy hangers.

Taylor, you got new gym equipment? Have you used it yet? I see there's weights on it. Yeah, so yesterday it arrived in the morning, and I put it together in my basement. I was really excited. Did my push. I was, I was, I basically planned out this week. I was like, all right, if it doesn't show up Monday, pull is going to be Monday and I'll hope it shows up Tuesday. But thankfully it showed up yesterday. So I was able to do push day. And I think I worked out for

three and a half hours yesterday pretty continuously like i finished everything and then i just i just kept going back like no i kept i kept tally marks and by the time i was done i was on steroids confirmed i had done 10 sets of every single part of my workout except i had done 10 because i just kept going back and i was like if i really like an exercise i step it up to four yeah so i did yesterday i did uh 10 by 10 of all is that even a thing i've never heard of 10 by 10 no it was just because i was still down there and i was like i'm just having a blast i was taking big breaks in between like enjoying but like now that i do a good time yeah and so like the i did obviously i didn't i was still lazy about it i was like oh

i should probably balance it out do more like barbell incline bench and like seated barbell overhead military press and i was like no that's not what we're doing today we're having fun we're doing the fun ones like extra intuitive workouts yeah and then i did a huge amount of the machine overhead press over and over over really it, trying the different handles, trying different seating, uh, things. I did an enormous amount of those dealt raises and I can tell today,

those are going to be so helpful for my, like the dealt definition there, just cause it's, this is the machine you're talking about. Yeah. I mean, it, it just forces you to stay in that same movement.

So you can't cheat the way you can, uh, some other ways. So, and a lot of, I think I mentioned this in our text, like a lot of my gym now is I want to have multiple ways to do everything to avoid any kind of boredom. Like I can do everything I want with the barbell

and the power racks really, like except for bent over rows. My body doesn't like those, but my hamstrings don't like them. So I don't care for bent over rows that much. But now it's like, I feel like i'll get myself more excited because i'll be like oh it's push day i'm kind of feeling in a rut you know what i'll do the machine one i'll do a really heavy machine instead of the you know barbell press like yesterday of course i did all of it because i was just having fun but yeah it was a great workout yesterday i guess so fuck it three and a half hours of 10 by 10s. I counted up all the reps.

I think I did. Wait, it was six exercises of 10 by 10. If you don't exercise at all, that means he did 10 sets of 10 reps of a given exercise. A rep is an individual push and a set is a collection of the 10. I did 700 reps yesterday. I just, yeah. Good God. Yeah.

And I just was down there forever having a blast. And of course, like by the end, like I've got like a 25 on either side of like the overhead thing because my arms are so burnt out and it's like, just trying to do it because you know how it is, Woody. I'm sure you do drop sets where like by the end, you're curling fives and it feels just like some deception of gravity is pulling on it.

It's so heavy. I think I might, I do drop sets on my deltoids twice a week. And I don't know if I do any other drop sets. My biceps have been hurt a little bit, although I think I've got the fix. Do you ever do bicep curls with the resistance band or just the easy curl bar?

On warmups, I sometimes do that with the resistance band. But my favorite bicep now is incline on a bench. So basically, it puts your elbows behind your chest, and you do them there. And I guess it's supposed to hit the peaky head, which is what I'm most concerned with. My biceps are – I'll make a muscle. They're kind of long and – I can and put it not in front of the mic. I don't have like a really Apple. I see them as a,

you know, kind of long and lame. So that's why I'm working on the peak. Good. Yeah. I've been really enjoying doing curls with resistance bands recently, like just not even counting some. And this is usually like towards the end of a workout where it's just, and I've started like taking those fat grips, you know, and I'll put that around the handle of it.

And so like, I just finished doing that right before we started this. And like, I was telling Kyle before the show, like by the end, like set or number eight you're like man i'm a i'm a champion of men i'm so strong i'm great and then like maybe 14 15 you're like oh this is so easy 20 seconds ago like and you're having to punch up almost and you're grabbing and harder than anything is doing reverse curls holding on to those fat grips on the resistance band i like the resistance bands on it because i i can move my wrist a little more freely. I don't feel locked in. It's more comfortable, but man, just having to grab something like that and lift it. It's like, you can feel your whole forearm on fire. It's great. Not great. My favorite is when I get good at a body. So dips for a long time, a couple of months,

I used an assistance band for dips, right right so i put it under my knees and it helps lift me and then when i could finally do three by eight without an assistance band i was like i'm a man i'm a grown man who could support his own body weight and then i was doing three by twelves but kind of pumping them out quick you know like like i could get to three by twelve that was an accomplishment and then there i paused and just slowed down a little bit a little more time under tension a little less cheating stuff like that my last set i felt like i was a passenger on the dip ride you know just just pumping them out i'm like this feels really good my pull-ups too similar type thing uh i came into pull-ups pretty well because even

when i didn't work out i always did pull-ups i like pull-ups and push-ups so those particular exercises i was i didn't suck at even to start but uh now i'm doing three by 12 and again i'm just like a passenger on the pull-up ride just coming along like oh yeah i guess i guess that was 12 i I hardly noticed. So that's impressive. Just banging out 12 pull up or yeah. 12 pull ups like that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's so, uh, that one. I like, I hit a bunch of today was a good, I had such a good day today. I don't,

I don't work out talk. I don't know if anyone wants to hear this, but sometimes I'll hit a PR, but I'm also like dragging through it. I'm a little low energy and i question the validity of my pr because maybe i rested longer than i normally do and like that's why today i was moving quickly i was hitting prs i was high energy i was just like this is the best what did i do i want to do this again i i didn't have extra caffeine i actually had the non-stim uh pre-workout um

i don't know why maybe i slept well but i was just the best me yeah i was i was pretty much done with i was i was done with my workout i was just fiddling around before we were going to start this down there you know respond to a couple emails and then just going and you know doing curls or something because it was poll day. I'm so glad you're into it too right now, Woody, because it's good talking about it. And again, the pictures you're sending, like so many, I open up my,

because everything in WhatsApp just saves it to your phone. And so I open up like, I'm going to send a picture. If you were into elderly men porn, I'd have you on the hookup. I have to go in and delete so many pictures of Woody half naked. It's all because of Woody's abs and his vascular ass forearms. I'm going to send a picture of that invoice

to my insurance guy. I'll scroll through 10 pictures of Woody Shirtless first. There's a lot of Woody in my phone. There's more than I care to see. I go through. I'm like, select all, delete. I know what his forearms look like now. I can kick him out of a fucking lineup. I haven't done any kind of reveal because you can only do it once, right?

I don't want to show them me, get 5% better, and then the world will be like, I don't even know which one's the before and after, right? You have to wait. But Kyle and Taylor, I haven't made them wait. I haven't made them wait at all. We get the progress pictures. You're doing well.

Speaking of which, Kyle, are you still putting a syringe into a used condom to measure your load to confirm? Yes, yes, yes. I have many syringes of jism laying about. No, no. I think we're good on the formula. Yes. I have many syringes of, of, of jism laying about. No, no, I, uh, I think we're,

uh, we're good on the formula. I was just talking to Derek about that like, uh, yesterday, the day before, I think he's going to send us all another, uh,

sample this time, maybe with a label on and, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll pretty much be there. Cause, uh,

I've been taking the like final formula for a while now and I think we're all good. Yep. Awesome. Yeah. Load has stayed consistent and so we definitely nailed the the blend very exciting

stuff soon you guys are going to be coming like titans like champions your wives and girlfriends are going to be like stop stop taking that supplement this isn't getting me off and you say bitch this is about me this is about me this is about me

marking you as property i can't understand your complaints through all that gargling yeah oh it works it works great gargling she was like oh man, this load stack works great. That was another two gulper. I shoot a load so viscous it's like a popcorn kernel in the back of your throat. There's no gargling. Oh, god damn. It's

gritty. It's a sandy blast. Those are the individual sperm cells you're feeling. It's like eating a pomegranate they're popping in your mouth it's like when you blow on a dandelion some of them escape and that's how humans reproduce

is my understanding I'm alien David Attenborough poor David Attenborough it's a shame he couldn't live forever. Oh, he did die, didn't he? He did. Yeah, yeah. No more of those.

I wonder who will be the voice of... You know who my... I like that guy who was... I don't know his name. He was in The Mandalorian. He was like the first bad guy who was like paying The Mandalorian to go get Grogu or whatever.

He's that old white German guy. He also does the voice of a lot of like animal documentaries and such. And he does a very good job. I think he's the best replacement for Attenborough. They should just hire Taylor to do an Attenborough impression. That would be a slap in the face to David Attenborough and his family. I like it.

I'm the even better David Attenborough. He's lots of curse words. The old white man. You're just ripping on him. Please, get this guy off the air. I'd be rolling in coin. That'd be the best job ever you just show up read in a british accent he doesn't know you know you talk to him at a bar how much does he know about animals really only what he's read in the script which means he and

i know about the same amount because i've watched planet earth like he wasn't out there really studying he wasn't like jane goodall hanging out with monkeys true have you ever seen that movie gorillas in the mist with sigourney weaver about jane goodall i have not was watching yeah i liked it as a kid but i'm a big sigourney weaver fan jane goodall is jane goodall dead that was interesting what she did hanging out with all those apes i mean spoiler i'm pretty sure that my memory is that she was murdered in the congo but but not by the chimps no no she's not dead yeah oh yeah maybe that movie had a who died in that movie i could have sworn

it i haven't seen it since i was like very young with my grandmother but i i could have sworn that like they like machete murdered her maybe gorillas in the mist is about somebody else yeah never mind is there any new updates i'm on his channel now so i guess not but i don't use instagram is any updates on juji and Tom that you know of Woody we know or we're assuming they had a little bit of a breakup and I actually try to stay current on that and there's still no new videos yeah I no new videos I'll go to their channel now on their most recent videos sometimes like if you sort by new you can get little details uh new, you can get little details.

It's like it was Instagram. So I saw him in somebody else's video, and Tom wasn't in it. I forget whose video it was. It might have been a... Sorry. Jujie and a powerlifter did a Ninja Warrior course. This is more recent than his most recent video.

But no mention of Tom. No new real good stuff. It's supposed to be a gym reveal video as their next. Which should be big. Yeah. Everybody watches those videos. I'll watch that one because those gym reveals are really interesting. Makes you just jealous though.

Like, aww. This is so cool. Woodworking. Like, you can build a master level armoire or something like that. 4,000 views. And then you're like, here's a tour of my shop. Million views. That's what everyone wants to see. It's the shop.

And I feel the same way. Watching him do curls. There's so many videos on how to do curls. But a gym tour? I very much want to see why he chose it heck why he chose the machine location i'm totally interested in the gym tour i have a gym upgrade coming tomorrow yeah watching his uh like his home gym videos a few years ago is what made me like damn like obviously i can't i'm not buying rogue shit the way he is you know dropping

thousands on each piece of equipment but but yeah, this is doable. Do you think that a lot of your equipment will be that final of that version? I'm not saying it right, but let's say whatever it is, it's a squat rack. Will that be your last squat rack or will you someday get a rogue Repsornix something?

If it's not a squat rack, something else. Maybe if you've got i'm gonna answer for him and i bet i nail it maybe if you have like a ton of disposable income you'll you'll you'll like like yeah let's get the best of everything but like with stuff like that it's not like he's gonna break a squat rack yeah with like you're you're pretty much on the on the money there like a squat rack is like i already already got the X3 rack instead of the T2. The T2 is the one that's like 2 inch square and the

3 inch is the X3. There is no reason for that 3 inch upright. That's a huge amount of support. It's outrageously thick. There was a great deal on it when I did buy it. There is a reason, I would argue. Stability. Well, there's a lot deal on it when I did buy it. There is a reason, I would argue. Stability.

Well, there's a lot of accessories for it. My uprights are 2x3, just for reference. And the world of 2x3 things you can hook on is very limited. That's true. I didn't even know they did 2x3s. But if you have 3x3 like Taylor, there are so many little rollers and and hooks and like the whole world just wants to stick shit in your rack.

That is true. Yeah. I mean, as far as other machines, like the lap machine, for example, I can't see ever needing to replace that. The,

all I'll need to do is like, if it fucks up with the wire coding again, I can just take, you know, 20 minutes, replace that real quick. Uh, like I, there is no way I'll ever be strong enough to outgrow these, wire coating again i can just take you know 20 minutes replace that real quick uh like i there

is no way i'll ever be strong enough to outgrow these like i could see you not wanting or going um selector so people don't know there are two kinds of sort of machines one's plate loaded where you take the plates you already have and you add them to the side as weights or there's selector where you take the pin and you move it up and down in a stack of weights. Selectors pretty nice. If for example, Taylor and his future son or Taylor and his future wife work out together, they're not unloading and reloading,

you know, every set. That is really true. Like thankfully, like it's a bit of a workout moving the plates though, right? Like, like you're going to lose that, you know, lose those those extra reps so this is an area where i have experience it's not the

workout you want it's like a bending over lower back carrying 45s ugliness i always tell myself exactly what kyle said where i'm like or where i'm like yep i hate moving these plates it's kind of annoying but man think of the extra little cows, you know, like over a whole year, I might get a whole pizza worth like maybe that's an extra pizza. So yeah, I would definitely like the, the choosing like pin. That's definitely better. I could see upgrading to that. It was really just a matter of sticking with plate loaded because it was like, I got the first plate loaded machine, the lat machine because I had extra plates. And then because I had extra plates, I got more plate loaded machines, which means I bought more plates. And so it was like a fulfilling thing. And like,

if for people out there who haven't bought workout equipment, it is way cheaper on average to go plate loaded than the stack. The stack is like seen as especially in home gym equipment like a bit of a premium so you know i think it was like a three or three hundred fifty dollar difference between the the plate loaded lat machine and like the stack lat machine and it was like this is i just can't rationalize that because if i got that stack i would still be feeling like a dumbass looking at all these now unused plates taking up room on my rack or in my my plate holder although i guess this is a great time to sell plates i could make a pretty penny yeah you can always i bought some extra plates even though i can't lift all the plates i own at the same time

now it's i have some for each side of the rack so i'm not walking around it every time i change a weight you know just like take a five off put a 10 on is a bit of a pain in the ass when that involves laps around the squat rack and uh now it's super easy i'm so happy with my extra plates yeah that's true it's like i do the same thing where it's like well i need you know you know i need 600 pounds total just to live on these couple machines uh just so i don't have to worry about it and then it's like you're just defeating the whole purpose of plate loaders letting hundreds of pounds hang out on your fly machine oh it's fun uh anyway and i took on i did it was like i almost didn't realize how many plates i

fucking had because i went over to my i can't do farmer's carries for now because my all my sectional and all my furniture is in my that long hockey area i can't do my hockey pucks either and well you could i could i had times like my couch is all in different areas i'm like i'm gonna pretend like in the couch is like between me and the net and i'm like it's like i'm shooting through traffic and a couple times i've like nailed my you know armrests on my couch that's just fucking stupid i used to shoot into the back of my station wagon if you hit the rear seats fine there was no trouble and then i broke my side view mirrors and it was like well that's what you get oh man i've learned my lesson i'm not as good as i thought they like up all my plates off my

farmers carry stuff and then realized like, I just don't have enough storage for this anymore. Like, everything's full unless I just want to put more plates than I can use on my machines. Like that, like, chest-supported T-bar row. At one point, I had, like, 280 pounds on there. And there is – you're not doing that. Like, grab the strongest guy at the gym and

he'll be able to do that a couple times maybe like at absolute you have too many plates to store at this point until i can get my farmer's carry handles back on because that they they load a lot like i've got a ton of just live on my farmer's carry handles and i had it i just had a hair up my ass i'm like well i can't use my farmer's carry handles i'll deload them and like organize a bit and it was after i deloaded all those because there's like six plates on each one of those i was like ah this was stupid there's nowhere three plates on each one yeah but it's like well three, three plates worth-ish. It was like a different combination.

I understand now, yeah, yeah. Of plates. And so it was just more than I can fit. I use two plates, which is about 100 pounds a hand. And I'm like, he's using six, the fuck? Yeah, yeah, I, farmers carry 1,200 pounds. I'm enormously strong. Drop crashes through the foundation of my home.

Yeah. So we got another hangout tonight. I'm looking forward to doing that. It should be fun. I told Jackie, I was like, all right, shows at six, six to seven, seven, 15 sharp. I want dinner delivered. Like, look, I'm not going to sweat. 7.13. You nail it the best you can. That's where we are.

I was like, I got to as soon as we're done here, fucking hop in the shower. Get cleaned and tidy so I smell nice for the patrons. Yes, you just had 700 reps of something. That was yesterday. I would have been in a sour mood yesterday

pkn day i would have my home so like it was it was like maybe 8 40 at night last night and i'm like oh man i'm dying here i gotta go to bed and it's like you've been awake for not not even living like a cat today i played got done. We started at noon. And I think we finished at what? 2, 4, 6. Like 6.30 p.m., something like that. And then I played poker until 3 in the morning. So I was here for like 15 hours or something stupid.

Yeah. And it was a good poker game, right? Yeah. Yeah. It did quite well. Nice. That seems to be a recurring theme. Yeah. We it was a good poker game, right? Yeah, yeah, it did quite well. Nice. That seems to be a recurring theme. Yeah, we have a good time. I feel like I would be one of those people that

pays Kyle if I played poker, which is why I don't. I could see up and in. I don't know if it's changed, but it used to be you could sit at the table and not play, and I'd see everybody's cards but not say anything. You can do that, yeah. Yeah, because I don't know how to phrase it.

Because I'm on the show, people are happy to have me around sometimes. Sure, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we'd love to have you. Oh, of course. Yeah, it'll be like sometimes it's late at night and I'll pop on there and there's a chat with like three people in it. And I'll just jump in and be like, Hey, anybody want to play magic or total war? I'll be like,

no, not really. And then it's just like, it's like 50 people join in. It's like, Oh hell yeah. Now I got people knocking down my door to beat my ass in total war. I was excited.

Cause I thought the story was going the other way. Like, you know, I pop in, I'm Taylor, the local celebrity and i say does anyone want to play magic and even though i'm taylor the answer is no it's very often the case there's like there's like six guys on the in the patreon that that

all like to play a couple of them are very, and then a couple of them are more intermediate. It's broken down pretty good. And I know the two or three guys' names who are genuinely very good. And so if one of them challenges me, I'm like, all right, I'm going to keep up the facade, but I'm picking my best fucking rocking and rolling deck.

I'm even going to say things in the chat like, I'm going to try my red. I'm going to give that a go. I'm playing my best green. I'm not playing the red. Just trying to throw them off just to get the win. And it works a lot of the time. It feels so nice to be good at a game.

To be like, oh, yeah, I know how to play this. I got this. I thought you were going the other way on that, too. Hey, does anyone want to spar? Not you, Joe Lozon. Fuck you that too hey does anyone want to spar not you joe lozahn fuck you no anyone else want to spar that's i think my worst record against someone in the patreon i think i'm either three and three against him or i'm four and three against him oh not bad so you're the best yeah at least the other guys i think there's one guy I'm like 11-0 against, someone I'm like 7-1, someone I think I'm like 6-2 maybe. And then one or two guys were pretty damn close to even. Who's the other guy who rivals you as best?

I'm trying to remember his name. I need to go to my fucking – I need to open my magic app. He's insulted. He's listening to this right now thinking, Taylor doesn't know my name. I'm going to remember his name. I need to go to my fucking... I need to open my magic app. He's insulted. He's listening to this right now, thinking, Taylor doesn't know my name? I'm going to whoop his ass. Well, a lot of these guys...

I'm not playing Red anymore. My name's Steve in the PKA chat, but in magic, I'm ultimate demon elf. It's like, wait, who the fuck? Is that Rick? Who's the demon elf?

Or is that the other guy? Yeah, I follow that. Yeah, it's a fun game. Can't wait till we're all stoned to shit in Colorado playing that. And definitely not poker. Yeah. Yeah, that's how it'll work, right? And I'll just need to be, you know, peer pressuring.

But there's no way to win magic or win money in magic. And I think that's a lot of the draw for these poker guys. Well, there's no way to win magic or win money in magic and i think that's a lot of the draw for these these poker guys well there's no way to lose money in mad well there probably is i guess everybody loses a ton of money i didn't think that through no winner like the the only people who have made if you want to see who's made money on magic go to like the pro tour top eight every year and it's those guys that's it everybody else hemorrhaging money in the wizards of the coast and i'm saved i'm not spending any more money on magic until they release the set with lord of the rings cards not yeah single card will be purchased digital or

otherwise until that set releases and then i will probably buy a play set of all the cards i like in that set yeah that's pretty interesting the uh the lord of the rings in particular like the 40k shit is cool i guess like i am into that a lot but not like i am lord of the rings like i could see buying some cards i guess oh for sure for sure i'm gonna i'm gonna build that whole themed decks i'm gonna be disappointed if if they don't flesh out the world enough but that's not a worry for me really because magic does a really good job of fleshing out these worlds. So, yeah, that'll be really cool. I can't wait to play it for dozens of people on Twitch.

Well, do you want to call it there? Yeah. Yeah, we got it. Yeah. Get some dinner and then begin our hangout. Yep, me too. Alright. PKN 341.