Painkiller Already - PKN 342

Episode Date: March 12, 2021

Yeah. PKN 342. What's up, boys? How's it going? Good. Oh, it's going good. It's a huge UFC event occurred. Yeah, yeah.

So it was kind of controversial. So we had, for the uninitiated, I won't drop a bunch of long Russian-sounding names, but basically you had this badass black guy who's a champion at a lighter weight class, and he was stepping up to fight this huge fucking Polak who's 20 pounds heavier than him that's israel adesanya not the yeah okay he's fighting jan blankowitz or whatever and uh jan whipped his ass pretty effectively it was it was close in some of the rounds he probably won three rounds to two but by the end i don't

know what the judges said although that night it was clear the judges were not very good they made a lot of controversial decisions. Did everybody know? Was it one of those fights where the one guy is kind of like jogging around like, we all know what's coming if it went to decision? Honestly, Israel was apparently the betting favorite.

And I maybe even said on the show that I liked Israel. But I hadn't done my research. I honestly was... I guess I knew in theory that he was stepping up in weight class but i don't know i just i wasn't putting enough thought into it because like when as the fight was starting and we were like betting with each other who would win this who would win that i was like oh yeah israel's in trouble like like like now that it's in front of me and uh he was taller Israel. The lighter guy was taller, which was interesting to me. Sometimes when they step away class,

I expect the other guy to just be bigger in every measurable way. One guy weighed 220. You could see he was stronger. Israel weighed 200, 200.5. And he was taller. So that tall, lanky frame seems to do well in fighting. And some people are going to be confused. I've already had this talk with a couple people.

At weigh-in night, the big guy was like 205, because he cut to 205, because that's the bare minimum, or the maximum. Israel just walked in there. He didn't cut anyway. He walks around at around 201, 200.5. He just walked up and jumped on a scale.

He was wearing his clothing. He had sweats on and everything. But by the next day, the white dude had had his Pedialyte and a couple of decent meals. And the pull-off was 225 now. Yeah. Now there is a 20-something pound weight difference. And when he got on top of Israel, it showed. He did look a lot bigger in the photo where you just saw the Polak raising his arms in victory.

He's a much broader guy than Israel, honestly. His rib cage is oddly shaped. His ribs jut out in front of him like a fucking stegosaurus or some shit. Mine do that. I wear a tight shirt. There's mirrors all over my gym now. And I'm like, my ribs make me look fat almost. They stick out in the front of my...

They're not on camera, but I don't know. This part of me is just... Yeah. I can make mine like... No, they're literally just my... It's just my bone. I can move the bones. No, literally just my... It's just my bone. I can move the bones. I'll show you later.

That's another one of my silly tricks. I can bend my toes. I can walk on my toes and I can bend my ribs. And I can close my ears. I've heard the... The closing of your ears is fascinating, but I'm derailing the conversation. So yeah, and then like

the then so this is kind of a funny uh chain of events so then um peter whatever the peter jan i think uh and i'm almost certainly mispronouncing his name i've tried to memorize it peter works for me but yeah yeah, it's something not in English. It's got to be Jan. That's why I am. Pete was fighting what's the black guy's name who was trying to step up? It's tricky. Aljo

Sterling? Is it Aljo Sterling? Yeah, and long story short, if you've got a knee down on the canvas and the other opponent is standing, he can't knee you in the head. He can't kick you in the head. Against the rules. Well, at some point, the black guy takes a knee and Pete knees him right in the fucking temple pretty fucking hard.

And the black guy drops like he's been shot. Yeah, for good reason the problem with this is pete was winning and i've got five dollars on pete with dirty and so we're all sitting in a call watching this shit and and dirty's like yeah yeah that's a dq baby you owe me five bucks and i'm like fuck he's right i was like dqs don't count he's like no no no nobody said that you try to pull that at first you're like yeah everybody knows dq and one person like even backed me up they're like yeah dqs don't count he's like oh no we didn't say that i'm like fuck i owe this guy five dollars he's trying to rile people up in the patreon everybody knows don't count do you agree with the guy who's not on the show or the guy on the show?

All the black guy has to do to win the belt is lay down and don't move. When they ask you if you can continue, act like you can't even understand the fucking question. When they ask if you can continue, tell them you want blueberries and maple syrup. You just pretend like you don't know what the fuck's going on and that's what he does so he hobbles out of the fucking ring like he can barely stand he's all wobbly he's crying he throws the belt down and discuss i don't even want this of course the after party he's got it strapped on like is that true i didn't know that yeah yeah i've seen the pictures okay he's got the belt strapped on his shoulder he's fucking toasting

everybody everybody's like, fucking big celebration. And you can't blame him because if you are the champ fighting as the champ, you get a big pay bump. So like they're going to do it over. They'll fight again. But this time the black guy will get paid considerably more, like maybe $80,000 more, maybe $100,000 more. It'll be considerable.

But if that guy who got kneed in the head had said i suppose i can keep going coach like they would have just continued the fight and it wouldn't just continue for what it's worth that happened call it 18 months ago against john jones a guy's name was it steve smith scott smith what's his name anyway white guy was clearly losing the fight. And he's like, I think he's losing every round. And the foul, you could tell it actually was an impacting foul, but he's going to lose with or without the foul. And he's like, I can keep going. So now he's not champion. Yeah, yeah.

And so now I'm down five bucks to dirty and then there's one there's another fight coming up and dirty goes i'll tell you what kyle i'll do double or nothing on the next one but i get to pick the fighter and i'm like and it's amanda nunez fighting next and i'm like nah dirty how about this how about triple or nothing but i get to pick the fighter? And he's like, oh, yeah, absolutely. And I'm like, then I pick Amanda Nunez. And you can make a cool 15. He could. I'm just trying to clear the balance sheets, right?

Well, of course, Amanda Nunez goes out and just shits on the other girl, puts her in an arm bar in like 90 seconds and it's it's all over and and i'm just like yeah that's because you don't watch the you don't know anything about sport dirty like like i know like like look she wasn't fighting a complete nobody she was fighting the up-and-comer 145 pound contender but in my head it's like but it's amanda noon yes she didn't look like a nobody she didn't look like a nobody she looked big she looked long she looked hot can i jump in her body type made her look like a somebody right this is the challenger she looked big she looked strong she

looked like she belonged at 145 pounds like she cut to be there she was just an imposing woman and but as soon as she moved you guys have heard me complain about actresses that can't jump off a chair without looking weird and awkward. Every movement she made to me was like she was scared and she didn't look athletic. And Nunez beat the tar out of her. Yeah, like real athletes just have this sort of coordination about everything they do dude you know like like they can't sit down in a chair without it looking like oh shit that's how you sit in chairs it's like the reicher maneuver from star trek if anybody gets that reference so it's like they have their own way of doing things you're so first time i ever rolled with

joe lozahn you were there k. It was the music playing and everything. And to warm up, he does this thing where he bounces and then he brings his head left and right. And I'm like, oh, oh, he's different than me. He even bounces that way. I thought we'd do that thing where we sit down and stretch out like in PE. You seem to be like, oh, you're doing the thing Rocky does. Okay, all right.

Yeah. Shit. It was just like, I don't know. There was another moment. He was cutting weight. We were in Japan. And I saw him all leaned out with no water in him. And it was like, oh, I always thought you were like,

what happens when a computer programmer devotes his life to athletics. Yeah. No, no. You're actually a professional athlete. I thought you were something different. When a tough guy decides he wants a backup plan and goes and piddles with computers for a while. Yeah. That's what's happened here.

I remember when we were in chicago and uh or maybe we were somewhere all the three of us and uh for like one afternoon we're like yeah let's go to an mma gym and just and roll a little bit of course i don't know what the fuck i'm doing so like they just throw me in with a stranger and we're rolling and at some point after 10 minutes of rolling this guy is that he's like so do you uh do you come here a lot i'm like i have never done this before in my life he's like oh you should have said something i'm like i probably should have because he's like he's like in my guard and i'm we're like hand fighting and stuff well no he's not being too mean about it he's not doing like shithead jujitsu like he's not leaning on me with his elbows or anything but like like he's getting 100% the better of me and I'm just sort of struggling

to hang on. And anyway, at one point we go to like a little back area where they actually have a cage. And I think muscle ups came into the conversation somehow. Maybe Woody brought it up. We had seen someone do a muscle up. There were pull up bars there.

Yeah. And muscles were a new thing to me. You do a pull up and then you almost do like a reverse power clean, where you flick your wrist down and push down on the bar and extend until you are well over the bar. The bar's way down. Very, very difficult to do. And Joe just does one to like, you know,

it's part of the conversation we're having. I think Woody was like, hey, Joe, can you do a muscle-up? He's like, what's that? And he's like, oh, that's where you do this and that. And he's like, oh, I don't know. Let's see. Well, wham! And he fucking knocks one out. He's like, oh, that's where you do this and that. And he's like, ah, I don't know. Let's see. Well, wham. And he fucking knocks one out.

It's like, oh yeah, of course you can do a muscle. How many are you supposed to do? 10, 20? Somebody hang on to my legs. Pulled me.

So yeah, it was a, it was a pretty good night of fights. I, I enjoyed pretty much all the fights. A lot of the prelim fights, I don't recall their names, but very exciting fights, good fights. the fights a lot of the prelim fights i don't recall their names but very exciting fights good fights there are a couple of stinkers i want to say the first

uh fight of the night on the main card it was the guy who has like thor's hammer tattooed to his chest he fought john jones to a a tight decision a couple of years ago um big black guy or maybe he's hispanic but very dark skinned like a cute like a big fucking cuban or something he's got it actually thor's hammer it's a gigantic sledgehammer tattooed in the center of his chest and the handle extends down to his belly button is it like uh it's like brock lesnar's sword looking thing it looks better than that it doesn't look a penis brock's sword looks like a fucking cock on his chest. He's got to regret that. He's got to regret that.

Nobody. Was it Tiago Santos? Yes, sir. Whatever you want. Do you want balls at the bottom? Why are you hitting me? Yes, sir. It's awful. Tiago Santos, I think you like.

Tiago Santos, yeah. His fight was awful. They just danced around, wrestled, fucked each other, like standing wrestling, just sort of wrapping each other up against the cage and fighting for position. I tried to watch it intently. I'm sure I was a bit distracted playing poker,

but I didn't see anybody hit anybody. So at the end, I think the other guy won a decision against Santos. You're right yeah i have in front of me so you've been playing poker all day so it's a another odd sleep day um i woke up an hour ago yeah um you know we start this at 7 p.m so i woke up at 6 p.m because i went to bed you know in the early morning hours 10 11 a.m or something like that um yeah we i didn't play all night they played all night i i got in got a little bit of money and uh decided to just get

out because i i was down at one point like 150 and then it took me like four hours to like climb my way back out of that and then like net a small profit of maybe $50 or something like that. And I was like, yeah, you know, it's been a real grind just to get this $50. I was almost, I almost lost money here. I think I'm just going to leave. Um, so I did, I did. It's not your day. Yeah. I mean, every day I've only had one negative day. Um, since we first started talking about this, I went down like 200, but then the next day I won 300 and then the next day I won like

five and then yesterday I won like 50. I played for like eight hours and won $5 or something like that, but you got to imagine that was up and down over and over, hundreds of dollars. It's just like, all right,

I was up 105 and I was like, all right we got i was up 105 and i was like i'm gonna play two more hands and in those two hands i lost a hundred dollars so i was like all right five dollar win i'm taking a shower i'm out cashing out give me my lincoln text that dude with the airplane collection who's apparently bad at poker like hey man we all miss you so much fun yeah yeah um since i since i mentioned on the show like we actually have individual blinds depending on our net worth uh yeah like half a dozen poker players joined since i mentioned on the show last week um and uh a few of them are quite good so it's it's fun to play with people who know how to play poker it's it's it's a lot

more fun than somebody who's just like i'm all in and it's that's frustrating but but there's some good poker players in there now it's a lot of fun so i mean they're playing right now they're messaging me right now you're gonna get on after the show i don't know if i want to play with good poker players i got i got stuff to do after this i just woke up i need to i got i got shit to do i just woke up i got my morning routine after yeah, I do. I got to brush my teeth. I got to take a shower. I got that out of the way, but everything else.

Halfway there. Yeah, halfway there. I'll probably play late tonight. Yeah, like midnight, 1 a.m. or something. Yeah. Yeah, I was watching the Blues game with a couple of those guys last night on there. That was pretty fun uh dirty made five dollars on that too bet against some random person in there and i said you know five dollars

on the blues and dirty's like i'll take whoever they're playing and he won won five bucks so blues lost man's gonna be paying off bills he is. Getting all sorts of cookies and crackers. And he's like, what do you think of my grocery cart? And I was like, it's absurd. It's an absurd thing. It's like you let a six-year-old do the supermarket sweepstakes.

And they just run around and it's like, oh, is there enough real estate for all these cookies? We'll try. He's not fat, though fat though that's true he's 145 pounds he will be look when i was 25 i couldn't be fat and then he gained three pounds and it's nothing it's nothing look you gain to lose three pounds every day does it's not a thing next year three more next year three more let 10 years pass see what you look like i liked your your uh in our group chat where kyle's like he's not fat he's not getting fat either and what he's

like five pounds a year from 24 to 29 and suddenly you're fat that's true that's so true sometimes sometimes it's even 20 pounds a year isn't it sometimes you really just let the wheels fall off yeah so ribs all the time so like i'm in a i'm in a whatsapp chat with dirty and like five other of the uh the 50 patrons and you know we're planning our uh our denver trip in there at least that's what the whatsapp channel is called and um he sends me this picture of his grocery cart i'll i'll send it to i'm gonna try to find it and like drop it in here it looks like a joke like it looks like he was like this is a hilarious picture now let's go get the real food like let's let's go you know obviously you can't survive solely on processed sugar and simple carbohydrates, right? He's still alive.

Touche. And you apparently don't need water at all. Just diet Pepsi. I wonder how his fish are doing. I want to learn about that. So he got... I think he went cheap. He got a couple of clownfish and some sort of

fancy shrimp. I don't remember the name. Like a pepper of clownfish and some sort of fancy shrimp. I don't remember the name of it. Like a pepper shrimp or something like that. Ooh, lemon? Wait. Hold on. I don't know exactly, but that sounds right to me. He bought lemon pepper shrimp?

I don't know. He bought lemon pepper shrimp. He's going to grow his own shrimp. That's his foray into real food. He's growing his own shrimp. It wasn't his own shrimp that's his foray into real food wait wait it wasn't a pistol shrimp was it that's the one that punches really fast and you're not supposed to put it in uh aquariums because it can apparently break the glass right pistol shrimp uh they can be very good looking but you're right they have the ability to punch at some super fast rate i i i don't want

to like exaggerate it and get as stupid but it's like 180 mile an hour punch or something they don't even hit it though the shockwave through the water hits things and it kills them that's how they like find uh that's how they like you know kill things and eat in the wild well in captivity they will punch the glass and they can break the not they can they will absolutely break your tank by punching the glass and they can break the... Not they can. They will absolutely break your fish tank by punching the glass and then it just falls out and trades everything. I know exactly the clip you're talking about

where it's like they slow it down and it's Attenborough talking about how the punch goes so fast. It's like and it appears bubbles. That's because the superheated speed of the punch actually vaporizes the surrounding water. And it shows it, and it's outrageous.

And then just some poor fish just gets gobsmacked, and it's not stunned. It's dead. These are not things that reef keepers want, but they're like a pest that they get. A reef keeper will buy what they call live rock. It's basically just rocks that used to be in the ocean, but they're filled with all kinds of little worms and activity that the fish need to live rock. It's basically just rocks that used to be in the ocean, but they're filled with all kinds of little worms and activity that the fish

need to live in. You're making an ecosystem here, a closed ecosystem. So you buy this rock that has all those things on it. And sometimes these pistol shrimp or snapping shrimp will hitchhike their way into your tank. And you hear them at night. They're like and you're like, oh oh no my worst nightmare is coming

true he's attacking the aquarium oh that's the sound of him tap tap tap you'll be three rooms over and you hear the little freaking like super punch happening in the tank i don't know what do you do just like grab the little net like, Oh! Try and find him. Let's take a look at the shopping cart. Because this is great. Underneath, I'm told there are three pounds of ground beef.

But it looks to me like he's got a family-sized thing of ramen noodles. Like the case of it. He's got a couple of the spicy ramen noodles, a half a gallon of Breyers ice cream, a 12-pack of pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets, some Eggo waffles. 12 Diet Pepsis,

two family-sized bags of Tostitos, family-sized double-stuffed Oreos, cosmic brownies, which I have not seen since I was 11, and then what appears to be the worst white bread in America. Oreos. That's Sunbeam. Look at how sad it is. Look at how mushed up on the top.

It is a little mushed up. He did get the thin. But in any case, this is an outrage. And we don't even know what's underneath. You know it gets worse. It's more of the same. There's no, you know, you're not going to delve through and find anything surprising.

It's going to be more cookies and candies and treats oh i'm sure it's all way more diet pepsi than what you're seeing it's all lean chicken skinless boneless spinach there's not a head of cabbage under there i guarantee it's asparagus 99.1 ground turkey i'm sure that's right under the surface. Flavorless. Dude, the Cosmic Brownie is so front and center. Hilarious. But the Tostitos, we have those at our house. Yeah, they're not good. No?

They're good if you're a child who still hasn't like... You remember when you'd have an over-the-top sweet cookie as a kid and you'd take a bite and your parents or someone would have it and they're like, oh, not for me. And you're like, what are you, crazy crazy it's nothing but an explosion of sugar and like you try that after you get older and it's like oh i get it like this is gross like this is that's what a cosmic brownie is like dirty has my teeth he has the palate of a spoiled 11 year old i have i could count the number of days i've gone like calorie positive on one

hand since october i think if i ate those i would just love i would just say oh this is what i've been missing they probably give you like a high like you just be like what's put me in such a great mood to see it was the brownies maybe there is something cosmic about them it's just the sugar cosmic brownies should mean they're pop brown them it's just the sugar cosmic brownies should mean they're pop brownies it should be a bunch of fucked up third graders yeah those are terrible like cosmic brownies aren't good honestly like this is the kind of junk food that's not even that appealing to me like i don't want eggo waffles i don't want hot pockets i don't want ice cream tostitos it depends what he's got in there. Does he have some queso?

Does he have some spicy queso dip? Some Rotel? Does he have his own spicy queso dip? Has he got some salsa? What's next to the Hot Pockets? I want to take sausage, Rotel, and queso and make that cheese dip. Yeah, that would be good. But if it's just mild Tostitos salsa,

fuck that. What's top center there in those ramen noodle looking bowls? It's like spicy ramen. Single serve spicy ramen. Those aren't that bad. I just noticed he's got popsicles. That's twin pop. That's what's behind the Eggos. Twin pop.

An absolute child. Those banana popsicles. He's got twin pops. I just noticed the ice cream top standing. Jumping in his outdoor pool. Chocolate ice cream is a little weak, I think. There's a lot of great ice creams. Yeah, I mean, at that point,

it's clearly... He didn't look at the Breyers chocolate and look at the Breyers Rocky Road or whatever and be like, that's 80 more calories per serving. I'll just go with chocolate. He chose chocolate. He chose it because he likes it.

Yeah. Plain chocolate, kind of lame. If I were to get ice cream, I always go vanilla with whatever looks like it has the absolute most cookie dough in it for like cookie dough ice cream. My favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry's red velvet cake. It's a pretty good one too. I haven't had that since I was younger.

Real good. Ben and Jerry's ice cream is pretty solid. Yeah. It's, I think it's the best ice cream. Breyers mint chocolate chip is what I usually get. I don't know if it's the best. It's just maybe we buy without really thinking.

Haagen-Dazs is good too. That's a good one. Not my favorite flavor. Mint chocolate chip. It's on the low end. It's right there with pistachio. Yeah, mint chocolate chip. I bet I like pistachio. It's purple, right? I like that. Green. Yeah, it's usually green.

Pistachio ice cream. I don't know what I'm thinking of. I don't think pistachio ice cream is that good. I don't like it. It's my least favorite ice cream. And mint chocolate chip? No, it's not rich enough. It's at the bottom. I want lots of cookie dough on my ice cream if i'm gonna get some i like peanut butter fudge i like if it's something and then like fudge ripple you know

that's always good anything with marshmallows or cake in it is uh is usually a winner i kind of like uh the bits of salted caramel in there that's really good i like that salted caramel what a great thing anything that adds some chew to your ice cream so it's not just ice cream. So it slows down the eating. Sure, yeah. Some walnuts or pecans. Butter pecan is good. That's a good one.

It took me a second. I don't know how I mixed them up, but black raspberry is the purple ice cream I like so much. Oh, that's right there at the bottom also. We have opposing ice cream tastes black raspberry i hate the idea of that it seems like sour more than sweet it was my favorite as a little kid we used to walk miles to go like the family would walk to a friend lee's and

get ice cream it was good yeah raspberry is my least favorite flavor of anything like i i have blue raspberry vape juice that's just sitting over there all full. I'm not touching it. Now I'm on this banana cream pie, and I like it so much that it's just almost gone. I'm at the bottom. It's so fucking good. Does it have that shitty, artificial

banana flavor? It tastes like bananas. It tastes like real bananas. I don't know. It's fucking good. I'm going to have to go get some more tonight or tomorrow if we get done in time. I'm sure you will. You already got your teeth brushed. They are brushed. You're ready to fly out of there.

Yeah, I wish I could eat like this. Or not even like this. I just wish I could have a tremendous amount of deli meats in there. And also like Cheez-Its and crackers and cream soda. Charcuterie board, yeah. charcuterie board with some real cream soda that'd be fucking tasty just eat like literally a pound of meat and a quarter pound of cheese and yeah almost and like two sleeves of ritz yeah and crush like a four pack of ibc cream yep that's a good diabetes evening

oh actually sodium too not even that much sugar other than the soda, other than the four full sugar sodas, which is a lot. But yeah, all the rest is just more heart disease, I guess. Yeah, I mean, you can eat the ham and turkey like cold cuts are fine. It's just that it's not the fun ones, you know? Yeah, it's true. Like ham and turkey. No one's like, oh, I can't wait for a turkey sandwich. It's like, come on.

Turkey is my favorite, man. You guys do not like my diet well see but the turkey's fine in there but also throw some other meats in there like i'll often do that where i like i'm like i'm making a turkey sandwich and then it's like just a piece of salami just two there's three pieces of salami well just just five pieces of salami and it's like now it's a that's a lot of i don't even like salami it's tries to take over the taste of the salami Salami is a little uppity, right? You chill. This is a turkey sandwich, all right? Know your place, salami.

Exactly. I love when salami marches into the sandwich and just subjugates every other ingredient. You will kneel before salami. The only one that can match it is mustard, but they form an alliance. Mustard is strong. They destroy the flavor of everything. I like mustard on, tomatoes in the summertime can have a strong taste that I really like.

And when the mustard and the tomato work together and own a sandwich, it's good shit. I like the spicy brown mustard. It's a little gritty. The stone ground. Yeah, yeah, and ham is probably my favorite cold cut. I just like a a honey ham slightly sweet kind of like brown sugar ham and uh you know lettuce and tomato and if I if I was picking

some bacon and lots of mayonnaise I like mayonnaise is one of my favorite things that a lot of people just aren't into but Duke's mayonnaise I don't like mayonnaise I could eat it with a spoon vial I'd get halfway through the jar before I had a problem. In theory, I'm with Kyle, but mayonnaise isn't so attractive to me that I would ever do that. I knew a guy, heavy, heavy guy, who ate butter. He'd just take a slice at a table. They'd take a little pad and have butter directly.

It's salt and fat and it's delicious and it's wonderful and he died early. But he had a great time doing it. That's like the obese version of freebasing. Just straight up having a pad of butter. It's like you just got to keep that buzz going

for a little longer. at this point it's the act of consumption you're addicted to the flavor passes right past it's not even important he was bread is incredibly good but like it doesn't need to melt like i can like spread like room temperature butter on like a nice piece of like like a yeast roll that you get it like one of those steak restaurants like the chains like a longhorns or something like that has those yeast rolls that they bake daily and you can smell them they smell so fucking good and uh and like sometimes like they give you so many like like as soon as you sit at the table it's like i don't know if i want to order a steak can i just eat this basket of rolls and

is that going to be a problem if i just eat a basket of rolls here slip their waitress a $20 tip and to keep the rolls coming in a sweet tea but you just keep buying more baskets of them they're free talking about those yeast rolls you remind me there's this like off the highway restaurant in the middle of fucking nowhere missouri called like lambert's and everybody who lives in like a rural area is like oh you gotta go to lambert's and it's like they're like home of the throat rolls and it's like you'll just be sitting there like a table and it's like you want some more of their delicious rolls and you're just like the waitress will be across the room and you're just like hey i need more rolls and it's like they try to be far away from you so they can be like here you go just roll throw rolls at you oh really yeah and like it's fun because it's

unlimited rolls and well i mean i was like seven or eight last time I went there, and it probably wouldn't be as fun now to have to catch. I like to partner up with the waitress. Wow. Right? Waitress, you and I are on the same team, right? Big Longhorn, that's the other team. That's the opposing team.

You're going to keep those rolls coming, and I'll tip you and you and I work together getting the most rolls we can out of Big Longhorn. You pretend to have questions about the drink menu. You got your hand down to the side palming a roll. She's like, sir, again, they're unlimited. Shut the fuck up. She comes around.

Put two rolls in. We're all out. We're all out of rolls. I'm wearing like a safari cargo vest full of rolls. I don't care how much your purse costs, put the rolls in there. Don't ever see it.

You could dress like a photographer with like 36 pockets on you. For the last time, I'm on an eastern Missouri safari. No, this is all camera equipment. It's just like butter leaking For the last time, I'm on an Eastern Missouri safari. No, this is all camera equipment. It's just like butter leaking through the bottom of the pockets. What is this you just posted?

Apparently those Lambert throw rolls are like a big deal. Yeah, they're good. They are good. I think this might be a story about someone getting sued because someone threw a roll and hit him or something like that. I just see the word sued for throwing. Well, that's know it is a nice soft tender roll it's not going to hurt you sustained a lacerated cornea with a vitreous detachment of all head neck and eyes were severe and vision was severely damaged good god she really pegged her in the eye and lacerated her cornea. I told you this Randy Johnson promotional idea. What is a... Do you know this word, vitreous

detachment? It sounds bad. It must mean they had to either they're blind or they had to do eye surgery and reattach their retina. I don't know what a vitreous is. I don't know what a vitreous is either. Well, it says $25,000 to pay for her medical

bills and legal fees. What kind of pussy eye does this woman have that a role just ruined her? Partly, I'm with you. Partly, this would happen to Jackie. She's got the worst blink reflexes of anyone I've ever met. I see their position. If I'm in a restaurant

and I'm like, hey, I'd like some more rolls and they blind me then all of us and you're you know if that happens to a family member you see your family member's side it's easy to sit here across the internet and be like come on the rolls are tasty it's a fun concept my wife can't see well shit that's a good point your wife can't see because because they they beamed her in the fucking eyeball with a roll to the point where she's gone she has a detachment to a midwestern softball playing woman through that are the roles provide goggles or something this article describes them as ginormous rolls. Are they big?

Your fist size at best. Yeah, it's the size of your fist. Maybe a little larger. It's a little bigger than a muffin, you know, or maybe one of those big muffins. But they look like yeast rolls. Like they're very light. They are. They're great.

You can just mow through them. I still think the Randy Johnson promotional. He was a pitcher, if anyone doesn't know. Yeah, the big unit. She's got to vaporize the bird. Yeah, I saw a clip online of that where it's like, it's the 15-year anniversary of the time Randy Johnson vaporized a bird. It really is crazy.

And I saw somebody comment like, so what was the call? And I was like, I don't know. Did they just say redo because that's not a strike and it's not a ball wait why is it a ball because it like yeah i would imagine you can't do that otherwise you might have people like in the stands trying to interfere with pitches or something yeah that would just be my guess i don't know how they ruled it but my guess would be they called it a redo. They were just interference from Bird. Oh, you're right.

Maybe they called it a foul ball. There's a Wikipedia article about it. After the pitch hit the Bird, the ball was ruled dead. The Bird was also ruled dead. The no pitch

call is when it gets into Google results. I guess it's a no pitch call. Poor bird. I'll fuck that bird. Jerry, today's the day you're brave. Nope. Pixar bird hyping itself up get near the ball get near the ball steal that ball i just want to be a baseball player and beamed yeah that's that's

sucks for that bird but also a very funny clip it shows how powerful he how fast did he throw that do they even know it i don't think there's any way to know how fast he threw that one but i think he's routinely in the low hundreds i wonder how much energy is in the ball we looked that up the other day you know we i mean jewels were in like various speeds how's it because you know that's a comparative oh that's right because we were talking about the um the supersonic baseball yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's like i think a ball is like 200 grams or something like that we looked up and then you know we did a bunch of formulas to figure out uh i say i make it sound complicated we did a bunch of googling

find out seems like the baseball would have a lot more energy than a bullet yeah just by size right here's why I judge it. Let's say you... Obviously, the bullet, the kick you have on your shoulder is about equivalent to the other side, right? Every action is an opposite equal reaction. I think about how hard a gun kicks

compared to how much it would hurt if you threw the baseball at me. I'd much rather fire the gun. Yeah. Or shooting a baseball cannon. That would kick pretty hard. Even shooting a t-shirt cannon. I think that's the surface area of the baseball is the real thing.

It's being spread out over so much more surface area than a bullet. This says a typical bat striking a ball. Oh, that's not what we're looking for. Yeah, who cares about that? But I'm thinking about the energy. Obviously, the injury would be worse with the bullet because it's going to pierce you. But just in terms of what hits harder,

I think the baseball does. A 98-mile-per-hour fastball carries nearly the same kinetic energy as a.22 bullet fired from a target pistol. Oh my goodness. I thought it was going to be much more than that. A 98 mile per hour fastball thrown by a major leaguer comes in at around 90 foot pounds.

That's not what I expected at all. Yeah. Cause it, they pick like one of the weakest things. Oh, a 22 from a pistol. Like, and then they said nearly as much?

I think I was off target with that. Yeah, they're going so much faster. You know, 1,200 feet per second or something like that for a 22 if you're shooting some hot ammo. Probably more like 1,100. But 200 miles per hour. I don't know how many. That's probably like 350 feet per second or something like that so kyle are you able to teach someone the ways of closing your ears

because i think i could use this there's this there's women in this house it's one of his it's one of his finger things that he has like i don't think you can teach it yeah we looked it up and there's a there's like a there's like some muscle that surrounds your ear canal and i think i'm just able to flex that and and like squeeze the ear canal closed like i'm doing it right now and like so you don't clench your jaw or anything it's totally just i'm doing it right now and i prove it like how right nah he responded he's lying yeah but it like it it's lowering the amount of shit i can hear by a considerable margin i should take a hearing test with and without doing it to like determine exactly how effective it is i think it like costco they have those free hearing tests you can take. I think I've all sorts of little medical tests at Costco.

Or maybe it was Sam's club. It was one of those big fucking like department stores that you have to have like a club membership to like, you know, enter one of the places you think of when you think hearing testing. When you, I, that's what I think of when I think eight gallons of fucking mayonnaise at a

time. Yeah. I remember we went once and, uh, and my dad was like, look at the savings. And we bought this like jar of pickles that was part of our household. He literally bought like two and a half gallon pickle jar of just like dill pickles.

And they, it just sat in the cabinet. And every now and then someone would be like huh i feel like a pickle and they would like get one out but like i mean it it was part of my childhood like like i remember like it always just being there like like like like an old throw rugger that would be very different this isn't just me and your mother's pickles this is pickles enough for your own children and your children's children i've got the pickles knocked up for you i will fucking do damage to pickles i i eat pickles sometimes not lately but but jack you'll come down she's like woody and i just that's it i'm like i don't know maybe pickle thief it could have been could have been that and she's like we can't keep pickles in stock around here double the auto-subscript

i agree with you pickles are a great snack when you want to be like when you want to eat and then know like oh i just consumed a bunch of salt. That was like, what, eight calories in a pickle? A little dill pickle spear? Yeah, pickles are not bad. I mean, it's a cucumber, right? It's just water. Yeah, there's no calories in pickles. The spicy kind are good. They put red pepper in there.

I don't know if I've had that brand. Wickels are the best brand. I'm sure they do everything, but the kind I like are the little chips. They're very spicy. I always have those on like my special sandwich like if i'm making like a we're not fucking around we're making a real sandwich i'm gonna need some special bread i'm gonna need some special spread i mean that lettuce is not gonna cut it no no we need that entire like head of butter lettuce and so i'm gonna cut pieces of it off. Those go on that sandwich. I prefer, as a snack, the spears to the chips.

Yeah, that makes sense. Man, I got to stop not eating dinner before we do PKN. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry as we're doing this. Yeah, I haven't eaten since last night. I just woke up and walked it. Walked in here. I'm going to head to Lambert's and lose an eye. Keep your glasses on.

That poor lady sucks. That's the play right there. Yeah, we're both safe. I wonder if they're still throwing them or if the owner was like, guys, you got underhanded only. Taylor said we're both safe. It's funny. So this is what people who watch the show think I look like, guys, you got underhanded only. Taylor said we're both safe. It's funny.

So this is what people who watch the show think I look like. I wear these glasses at this computer. I wear these glasses like a few hours a week. I don't wear glasses all the time. So I feel like the fans and my real life people have a different view of what I look like. Like you ever see someone take their glasses off and you're like, it's almost weird. Like his face is supposed to have glasses on it. Yeah.

I wear them all day. All day. I was thinking about getting glasses for a way. These are reading glasses. You look away and things are blurry. I might get regular ones. I wear sunglasses almost content. If I'm outside of my home, even in stores and stuff, I wear my sunglasses.. Don't know. May as well. I wear sunglasses almost content.

If I'm outside of my home, even in stores and stuff, I wear my sunglasses. I don't care if it makes me look a douchebag. My eyes are so sensitive to the light from just always wearing them. Even the lighting that I've got in here is a little bit much. It hurts my eyes. I always wear my sunglasses. I don't even have sunglasses. What?

It's impossible. I just don't have sunglasses. What? Is that possible? I just don't have any. Is that a weird Missouri thing? Are there other people in your cult that don't have sunglasses? No, everybody else does. It's just I think it's a me thing. I just don't like wearing them. You see, the over-the-counter sunglasses don't have the requisite girth to be comfortable.

It just presses into the side of your head. It's all just a deal with seeing the sun. Just buy some sunglasses. They make them for big heads. requisite girth to be comfortable. It just presses into the side of your head. You know, it's all to deal with seeing the sun. Just buy some sunglasses. Like they make them for big heads. I know. Well, for now I'm wearing glasses, so I couldn't wear sunglasses right now.

I love these. These are, these are my preferred brand now. Ray band. Well, I've always worn Ray bands, but this is my preferred style. I like these more.

I used to wear more of a smaller little eye thing. It's kind of just like normal, standard style. Yeah. I love these. These are perfect. That's what I need. Right there. If I can get those, that would be really funny to take those into Costco.

Be like, can you put frames in these? Oh, yeah. No, I'm willing to to pay 600 for these specialty frames for a joke yeah that would be that would be handy something like that it'd make my head look smaller too oh i'm pretty much all caught up on that show snowpiercer what do you think oh i thought so first of all i thought that all of season two was out so i was just watching it you know as though it was going to keep going what day does it come out tuesday tuesday oh okay well then maybe if i'm not too tired after i finish streaming tonight i'll

watch it but um it comes out before then but it's like i purchased it i don't know how you're watching it if you went through i bought it on amazon yeah okay so for us it's tuesday nights okay yeah i like it so far i mean i mean some of like the the class warfare dialogue is so ham-handed and clunky it's like okay that's that's kind of silly but overall like i like all the characters uh well not all of them uh so far i think cold or icy Bob, he's cool. Cause he didn't talk for a while. And then he started talking. Uh, I like what's his name? Layton, the main guy, except he is just, uh, just a really bad decision maker. Uh, in, in crunch time, it seems, there seems to be a recurring theme of him just kind of fiddle fucking around when things need to be, a decision needs to be made and then it ends up being like one of the more you know, burly members of the crew who's like this is what we're doing, fucking shut it down Can I interrupt for a second? Six episodes of season two are out already, right?

Yeah, I'm up to that I think, maybe I haven't seen six yet maybe I'm up to like five Oh, okay, okay, I misunderstood I thought you were saying season two hadn't started Oh, no, no, I'm just The last one ended on a bit of a cliffhanger I misunderstood. I thought you were saying season two hadn't started. Oh, no, no.

The last one ended on a bit of a cliffhanger. Yeah, I might have too. Well, first of all, I didn't expect Sean Bean to remain absent for so long. I thought he was going to be in it sooner, which was a little disappointing. And now, watching Sean Bean... You'd be happy he's still alive, alright?

Yeah, he's alive for now but um there's some other silly stuff with the show where it's like like why didn't they just make this this track a loop in kansas because this was not originally invented to be a like humanity saving enterprise is originally invented to be this rich guy's pleasure cruise across the planet yeah i get it but like that doesn't explain like the the life preserving drawers or all of the because like everything else about the train is like oh this is made in a way that it never has to stop ever ever ever again and it's like well that's not how a luxury cruise works like you know he he doesn't have time to reroute some track in kansas so that every three days they're not like another alp brace like you know they could just be like all right and we're passing to pika the weather is moderate like that could be what it was and so

like that part was kind of stupid um i felt bad for the cows that got fucked up and even worse for the people that now don't get to eat the beef they want yeah there's no more beef on the planet anymore yeah all the beef's gone unless uh sean bean has some hidden back there but overall it's a good show it's keeping my interest uh something else that is distracting on the show is like all the cars on the train are exactly the same size when you see that like the actual train pass they're all the exact same size except for the end train the caboose which is like sean bean's little lair uh when big alice his train attaches to the snowpiercer but like on the inside of the train like the tail they're in these tiny

little like it looks like the inside of a train car it's like oh we're all cramped we gotta oh even the ceiling's kind of low and then there's others other train cars where it's like five story buildings it is uh it is two highways wide it's like how on earth is there a full like ac dc could be playing on the stage right now doctor who technology going on here yeah there's a little doctor who tech yeah i think there's an area inside a train car where we're supposed to believe that the people in that train car used hundreds, I assume, of storage shipping containers to build their own micro city. And it's like, I just. What does it look like here? Like, is there one giant train car in the middle?

No, they're all the same size. They're just checking out snowpiercer it's pretty good i get what you're saying like like there's that one car where it's like the night car there's like sea anemones or whatever in it and stuff and like like oysters at the bottom and like that japanese chick is like swimming to the bottom naked yeah and uh and like like you know getting the like oysters or whatever off the bottom and making sushi. Yeah, it's like, what were you doing? Oh, we're trying to survive in the least efficient way possible.

Well, you've got this mixture between pragmatism and insanity with the design, because it's clear that Wilford was like, I want a whorehouse. Make me a whorehouse right here at Car 13. And then the other chick was like, we need geneticists. I need 12 geneticists like well there's not enough room i got my thugs i'll tell you what i'll cut three of the thugs and you can have three of your geneticists but you already have 50 thugs yeah i we're gonna need at least 50 thugs and it's like and i was on sean bean's side for that i was he was like no we we

need these thugs because you know how humans work right like we're all going to be trapped in this train together and it's going to get dicey we're going to need this to maintain some sense of order and she's like but what about the geneticist and i wanted him to be like what about the you want to die day one you stupid bitch when i have three guys with nine bullets and they're all charging us with makeshift scythes and pickaxes like no of course not like we need some order established and like over and over during the show like i'll find myself like man i feel bad for these tail people but like also you know you shouldn't have been on there yeah like you didn't buy the ticket that's not fair you fair. You're stowaways. You're fucking up the entire...

Apparently, the tail was just an area of the train built with nothing essential. Just a way to smuggle people who shouldn't be on there. The tail isn't doing any work that's keeping it going. That's all the third class. They'll bring some tailies out of there every now

and then to do janitorial jobs and stuff like that. You know, they have like a little work release program for some of them. And obviously the whole premise of the first season is that the only detective that exists on the planet anymore is a tailie. And we got to bring him forward to like solve a murder. But yeah, look, I agree with you 100% with like the size of the car sometimes. And the design of the train that I explain away by, by,

by what I said, you know, it's, it was this mixture of Wilford being an insane megalomaniac who wanted just like to go out in a drunken fuck fest. And, um, Jennifer Jason Lee's character being like,

we can save humanity. We need geneticists and we need... The drawers are an interesting concept. I don't know how to explain that away. Yeah. They'll put you in a coma and put you in a drawer. That was in the movie as well. But they've got a lot of drawers. And they use it both as a...

Oh, I know how you explain that away. That's because there are a lot of people who began the voyage or the train trip, whatever you call that, in a drawer. They're just stowed away in there for the day that humanity can come back. That's like fourth class. You get a drawer and put it in a coma. I've read other science fiction books where they can put you in a coma. But it's interesting because it almost is a kind of eternal life, right? Like, oh, Taylor, do you think it'd be neat to see what it's like 200 years from now?

Well, we can do that for you. We'll just put you to sleep for 200 years. You'll wake up. All your investments will have matured. You'll be rich. You'll be this. You'll be that. And you'll live 200 years from now everyone you know is dead so that's a bit of a bummer but you know you can go forward in time and if you don't like it go again now you're kind of rolling the dice that yeah like the humanity will be stable you can meet your great

great great grandchild whose great great grandfather 100 years ago legally seized your assets because i was no longer alive like that that's what you'd wake up to is a bunch of like nonsense or like you'd be like futurama or like you wake up in like an abandoned facility randomly way too late like that and that even shows on this show where they're like the doctor's doing the drawers they're like but you can bring him out of this right he's like if i'm being real with you guys i don't know what the fuck i'm doing i'm really trying hard though to get everybody out of this but everybody who comes out it's kind of kind of fucked up like i wouldn't i wouldn't let you put me in here i couldn't fit you took a pessimistic view at it but it's interesting because that's a possibility right like you you come out are people going to

honor what happened there are you going to be a second class citizen of some sort i don't know what yeah you'd want to like you didn't work out in snowpiercer so far you'd want to find a uh you'd want some legal documentation separating your assets and putting you'd probably even want assets that couldn't be dissolved in your absence right like i don't know you've got to plan 200 years in the future so what's going to be valuable then so that's a thing um i don't know maybe maybe helium stores um maybe you've just got a lot of water helium stored away somewhere yeah i don't know um you know god you can't trust gold or silver you know you wouldn't you wouldn't

want to do an asset like that probably. I guess maybe crypto, but what if that has all dissolved in the future? True. Part of me is like, you want to own land. Oh, right. I'm sure that little piece of forest that I own, they'll honor it, and it'll just grow and be wonderful, and they'll be like, don't touch that. That's Woody's.

It'll come back someday. It's where they file some paperwork and you have to show up in court to dispute. And if you don't show up eight weeks in a row, then they just seize it. And it's like, well, he's gone for 50 years, you know. Yeah, we know. Petition file.

Yeah. That's what it might be. It'd be like, you know, eventually the people rise up because the top 1% are all people in comas who aren't even using their wealth and they break married and filed for divorce. Divorce was seemingly done. You know, assets were split up and everything. And then he came back to the U.S. Well, as soon as he came back, her lawyer files this petition. I don't remember the specifics, but something like,

ah, we didn't get it quite right. We need to like look at this again kind of petition. And the way the law worked there in guam is they would run a notification in the paper every saturday for like 10 saturdays be like hey bob you need to show up for your hearing and if you don't show up for 10 weeks then now you have no side in the matter so she just got everything and like he like lost his suits in the divorce like like he like lost his car like like she got all of the assets because he wasn't there to speak for himself that sucks that sucks like everything he owned like like she took like his his bottle of

tums from the cabinet you know what i mean like like nothing was left dude one of the good divorces you don't have much money on the other side of it like if it went smoothly and you just divide everything in half you're kind of fucked like it is hard to accumulate any wealth if you've got ex-wives that's why you need a prenuptial agreement yeah yeah i it's fun i used to like look into that a little bit and they're all like, Woody, you're 22 years old and you're not worth anything. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I plan to be rich someday.

And here we are. Here we are. No prenup. Of course, I don't think that comes into play in Woody's scenario. Wonderful marriage and all, but he is an aberration a fluke

he is the fucking white rhino of marriages sheer happenstance like you know a few like golden rules for like young men wear a condom get a prenup yeah there are others but those two will get you all the way

there yeah right that's 95 of it in yeah you're 95 of the way there if you can just wrap it up and get a prenup yeah have you had a vasectomy kyle i forget it i don't know if you know i i strongly considering it i don't it seems very discomforting it i don't know if you know i i'm strongly considering it i don't it seems very discomforting like i don't know it won't be fun but like yeah it won't take long either right yeah i don't know i i i i probably should but like it's they're not foolproof and and and also like man that's going to hurt. Yeah, I've never had one. Does it hurt for, like, two days?

I think that's the case. I don't think it's, like, a month recovery thing. I think it's, like, less than a week. Yeah, it's a pretty quick turnaround. I told you my father had a problem. He had one. It didn't work out. How long was he out of condition?

It wasn't that. It was apparently if you have enough sex a vasectomy is a problem like like there's a backup or pressure or something that gets created the doctor is like i've never had how often do you have sex he's like yeah every day he's like every day yeah yeah pretty much it's like a second job sometimes almost and uh he's like yeah yeah if you don't give it a rest sometimes then then like this can happen yeah so you're in your late 70s sir like he was probably in his 50s at this point you should be looking at stairs you know side eye that's good though like way better to be like that than one of those people i know you said he was in his 50s but like you know when you see like a 75 year old that's still with it first like a 77 78 year old that's like oh man like when did you fall apart like when did

you stop being you basically like when did you become the weird shadow of a person who's like, oh man, when did you fall apart? When did you stop being you, basically? When did you become this weird shadow of a person who's kind of here and kind of not? Yeah, so he's 72 now, I was saying, the stories from his 50s. Yeah. Yeah, he's with it. He's super religious. Maybe that's it.

Maybe God's keeping him around for more vacations. I have this negative view of like, so the evangelicals and QAnon are like partnering now politically. And I'm like, yeah, because they're both people who turned off the critical thinking section of their brain. Like that makes perfect sense.

Yes. It's weakened. Like, I haven't heard anything about that. It's weakened. Like, I guess a lot of people are like, oh, maybe this is bullshit all along. Like all the prophecies they made, they keep bumping the date back. You know, this is going to happen on March 4th. This is going to happen on January 6th. This is going to, this is going to, this is going to.

And they're like, man. Probably some like CIA guy fucking around. Keeps not happening. Kyle, you'll see. Did you see those goofballs waiting for Trump's inauguration? They're like six on the floor. Yeah, I did. Where were they waiting?

It was small. Like, like the Capitol building outside the gates or something outside of the fences. They're like, I, I didn't read too much into it, but apparently they thought that Trump was going to be inaugurated as president once more and oh that happened in march dude i can i only understand it halfway but apparently

according to q anon the last legitimate president was ulysses s grant and all these subsequent presidents have been kind of not real their They're military presidents or something wacky about them. So on March 4th, they were going to go and Trump was going to be like the I don't know what he would be like the 19th president or something like that. In addition to the 45th president, because that's when the real official presidency comes into power. So not even half of our presidents have been real. No. Yeah. You got more f of our presidents have been real. Nope. Yeah. You got more fakers than real ones, apparently.

Just got to go back to Ulysses. So he's the 18th. I can't believe I got it right with my 19th president guess, but yeah. So Ulysses S. Grant was the 18th president, and apparently his term started on March 4th, and that was the last real presidency, they say, and Trump was going to take over on March 4th and that was the last real presidency, they say. And Trump was going to take over on March 4th.

So Ulysses S. Grant is technically still the president. According to QAnon, yeah. Yes. Ah. That checks out. Yeah. Makes a lot of sense when you really think about it. If you look into it, look it show up there and it's like

it's like hey you don't think it's weird there's only five people here so q anon put out the word that the march 4th thing was a trap and not to show up anymore because it was like a false flag operation. And if you get there, they were going to try and wrangle you and, you know, seize you. So the QAnon people didn't go. Yeah.

So that's why there were only six. There could be. And a lot of people have just dropped off this because everything's been, you know, pushed back and pushed back. It does seem like the insanity, misinformation wave that we had gone through has died down quite a bit. Now we're just run of the mill.

Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potato head outrage for some reason. There's another one. Yeah. I think I'll save it for the show, but,

um, you know, PKA, but, uh, Andrew Cuomo had a very interesting comment this week. I'll just leave it there. I look forward to hearing what it is.

He said something wild. Ah, man. It got past me. I know a fourth woman came out. Maybe it's not Andrew. It's the brother who's in CNN. That's Chris. Chris Cuomo had a wild quote. Really's the brother who's in CNN. That's Chris. Chris Cuomo. Chris Cuomo had a wild quote.

Really? I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, I think it'd be fun to pick on him. All right. Nice. Yeah, Fox is picking on him constantly. It's pretty funny. Oh, and they're picking on Stelter too.

Dude, CNN and Fox pick on each other now, and I like it. I wish it was a little more like more often hardcore, you're doing a disservice kind of pick on and not, oh, my God, I'm traumatized by seeing Stelter in shorts. He looks so ugly picking on, but it's still fun. I like it too. I like it too. I don't watch either, but I'm often in places with CNN or where Fox News is just on TV.

I'm forced to watch it. They've been on the Dr. Seuss, Potato Head, the cancel culture stuff for a while. And of course, going after Cuomo. Yeah. You guys want to call it a show? I'm going to go eat dinner. I'm starving.

Yeah, man. Sounds good. Yeah, yeah. Alright, PKN? yeah well you guys want to call it a show I'm going to go eat dinner I'm starving yeah man sounds good alright PKN 342