Painkiller Already - PKN 344

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

pkn344 how you boys doing good doing good when uh whenever taylor answered i went what universe are you broadcasting from right now it looks like oh me i'm in here i'm here in the real universe where this happened i have to switch the perspective damn it fuck i forgot to hit mirror for the 28 to 3 atlanta game can you see that on your end oh i see it no no it's yeah yeah okay oh oh man now i gotta i gotta go back to the drawing board on some of those green screens but i was having fun i've got i got two delivering scene i have the rape scene oh goodness jesus Oh, goodness. Jesus Christ. I got all the good impressions. If Africa is needed. If Japan is needed.

Taylor's stepping up his Twitch game. Oh, stepping up. Twitch, maybe. Taylor Merka, right? Yep, Taylor Merka at Twitch. Taylor Merka at Twitch. Check him out, boys. Yeah, lots of impression material here.

Going to be great. Excited to take advantage of it. Anyway, we'll go back to blue lines for now. So, Jujie and Tom. Yeah, so are you guys talking about the Tom video? Yeah, but it's... Wait, there's a video from Tom? Yes.

I have not seen that one. What kind of lies is Tom telling? Let's start from the beginning right because like i bet a bunch of the audience has no idea there are people who don't know who juji or tom are even though they were on the show here's the plan you uh lay out the background and i will find the tom video all right so forgive me for like i'm sure 60 of you at least know who juji and tom are but juji and tom youtubers pretty big fitness channel juji is a massive hulk of a man and tom is like his twink um skinny skinny fat boy toy and um and like and privately we were always just

like i want more juji and a whole lot less tom over there. And, you know, we had him on the show and everything. And it was like, yep, yep, more Jujie, whole lot less Tom. And then very recently, you know, they hadn't been making any videos and no one really knew what was going on. And then Jujie uploads this video and it's very somber. It's very not be true. I'm not. No, no, no jokes about it. He's like, yeah, there won't be any more videos with tom that's impossible now it won't be happening but he did a very good job like i'll be

moving forward and and you know just just no no more tom and so that got the the the the wheel spinning over here we were doing our uh our Patreon hangout doing a couple more tonight, actually five this month, five hangouts, a whole bunch of those fellas. And, and, and we saw that video and then I was reading the YouTube comments.

Cause that's where you really get the accurate information on the internet. And this guy was like, well, here's what happened. Folks. Tom was embezzling money and using it for drugs and gambling debts. And everybody who heard me say that was like, oh, the YouTube comments say so, huh? That's true.

This part's true. So then we start doing some digging, right? And we find the court documents between, you know, Mr. Jujie and Mr. Tom. And it turns out that literally in the court documents, I'm paraphrasing, but it's like Tom embezzled $100,000 of company funds without permission to further gambling debts or something like that. They don't think they mentioned.

It says that he also took out large business loans on behalf of the business without the knowledge of the other owners and then use that money to like pay off his own debts. I think it said at one point, or a poker debt. It said that he had staked another player. I'm not a hundred percent sure how that business works.

Staking a player. It means I'm paying your buy-in or a percentage of your buy-in in return. I'm getting a percentage of your winnings. Okay. Yeah. So it seems like, based on the reading of it, that he did that with a business loan. Hilarious. You said with a business loan. He just

removed money from the business account. It's both. It seemingly was both. He borrowed on behalf of the company too, without the knowledge of juji and uh the other guy's name yeah he's pulling cash out of the joint account as well as like taking out some fucking business loans up from fucking juji tom incorporated or whatever the fuck they are you know yeah and uh and so now it's this whole civil suit so double fucking over the business and uh and it's and and you know. So double fucking over the business. And, uh, and it's, and, and, you know,

YouTube comments proven right as always. And, uh, and so eventually we'll learn to take those geniuses at their word. Those are the, those are the real alphas on the YouTube commenters. And, uh,

and so, yeah, very interesting drama, real, real tabloid, uh, gutter trash shit. But we've enjoyed it.

And now Woody is telling me that Tom, the alleged embezzler, has made some sort of video. Now I'm assuming that it wasn't allowed to go up on JuJuMufu. I'm also assuming that Tom's lawyer did not suggest he do this. Really?

Didn't your attorney say, Kyle, we're going to need you to double down on your video production. Drop the accent. I want you to talk just like you were talking to a cop. You're the worst lawyers in America. So what you need to do to prove that you're not on drugs is make lots of high quality videos where you're very accurate. Yeah. So that. No.

I can't find Tom's video. I've been hunting this whole time, but I can find a video that shows Tom's video. There's just some pausing and commentary in between. So here is a timestamp. It's just eight seconds in and we can watch this together. Cute. Nick's strength and power, man. This guy's on the ball.

Yes. With the news stories all about that seo yep ready set play all right what's going on you guys nick here with nick strength and power i've got a couple of interesting stories for you guys today the first story that i have for you guys today is tom boyden formerly one half of the juji and tom youtube channel uploaded last night his statement apology and essentially his response to Jujimufu's video announcing that they were splitting and that collaboration with Tom was no longer possible. So I wanted to play for you guys his video and talk about some things that Tom says in his statement and apology regarding the Jujimufu and Tom split. And of course the Jujie and Tom lawsuit that has been a large topic of

conversation recently. Hello everyone. I'm sure by now you've heard most of the rumors about the lawsuit and the split in the original documents, which have been referenced in various comment sections on the internet. Legal terminology was misused. He's got a script. It was a civil. He does. a script. This issue is a civil issue.

He does. Anything can be said when filing a lawsuit. The original court filing has been resolved out of court. So I do want to stop it right there because this is part of the reason. This is a question a lot of people ask me about. And they were saying, why didn't you read the whole lawsuit in the video? And what Tom said right there is a good point that Tom makes. Anything can be said in a civil lawsuit. Just because one person says it about you, it does not make it an actual legal charge.

I mean, you can basically say whatever you want about a person's character in a lawsuit. I'm not saying Juju's right. I'm not saying Tom's right. I'd like to co-sign on that one. There was just stuff in there I felt like shouldn't be included in the video. Well, but isn't that true? Why he didn't say more in the previous video a lot no other pending issues remaining as part of the resolution i am voluntarily no longer a stakeholder in grip genie or the youtube channel voluntarily while i did take money out of my own company grip genie of which i am the majority stakeholder or was some of the rumors and

unfounded allegations are untrue so let me stop it right there again so he kind of doesn't take accountability um in that portion of the video because essentially the main claim by juji mufu is that tom was essentially embezzling money from the grip genie company which means basically stealing without asking or telling juji and I mean the way that Tom justifies it here he says I was the you know I was the majority owner it was my company so he's not really taking accountability for doing something wrong there if he did something wrong I've openly shared my ups and downs during the last four years publicly via YouTube and in the spirit of maintaining that vulnerability

I admit that I could have done many things differently Jujian Tom YouTube channel no longer, in part because of mistakes I made. Those mistakes were never intended to be malicious or intentional in nature. The Jujuy Mufu channel will continue, and I wish him the best. Many of the events filed in the initial lawsuit lack context. I found myself in a high-pressure situation and admit that I said things out of anger and frustration. I, however, have never and would never threaten to harm anyone and would never cause bodily or emotional harm to anyone intentionally. another thing i wanted to address i didn't really directly see this in the parts of the lawsuit that i read i didn't see anything about him threatening anybody but if you guys noticed in the thing the title of the lawsuit that i shared because all that i showed was the title i pre-watched john

call versus tom boyden regarding grip genie just a just just the point that the lawsuit exists to show that the juji and tom breakup was real was all i thought i needed to show but in that original title there was also a restraining order in that lawsuit against tom so i think that might be what tom's addressing right here is that restraining order that was included in the lawsuit some of the rumors that are being circulated imply that the situation was more than it was these difficult parts of my personal life are now public and many parts of the rumors that are being circulated imply that the situation was more than it was. These difficult parts of my personal life are now public, and many parts of the stories are being twisted into some pretty crazy stories that stretch the truth or are outright untrue. Being judged openly in public is difficult, but I leave it up to you to determine for yourselves what you choose to believe. However, I would like to set a few things straight.

I am not addicted to drugs or gambling. I have never come close to endangering anyone, nor have I threatened to do so. To my knowledge, there has been zero police involvement in this matter. Alright, let's pause it right there. So he says he has never been

addicted to drugs or gambling. So the very first line that I never been addicted to gambling. I'll give you five to one odds that I am not addicted to gambling. Below what I showed you guys, below the title, is essentially the main claim by Juju or John Call saying, Tom Boyden embezzled this money, and it specifically says, in like the first paragraph, to support his gambling addiction. So that's part of why, because everybody was asking me why didn't you show the whole lawsuit that's why i didn't want to show it in case some of this stuff wasn't

true you know it does happen in a civil lawsuit where people are mad at each other and they say things about the other person that might not be true i'm not saying juji did that i'm not saying tom's doing that but a lawsuit is a stickier situation because just because it's in a lawsuit just because it's in that legal document, does not mean it's true. You can say whatever you want about a person in a lawsuit. And Tom is right about that. You can basically put whatever. You can say he stole the money.

We know. Put whatever reason. Talk about creatine. That's your fucking strong suit, dummy. I just wanted to put that out there. That's kind of why I didn't share that stuff. Because just because it's in a lawsuit doesn't make it true, so I don't want to spread things.

That might not have even been true. Frankly, I'm struggling with understanding the entirety of this situation and how things got to this point. Wait, but why wouldn't you put it in there? All I can say is that I've done what I could to make amends and to correct any wrongs that I was responsible for. I apologize to those closest to me and my fans. A series of bad luck.

Nothing I did came from Obelicious or Mindenpudel. I don't know if you're going to cry or if you're so out of breath. Thank you all who have been with me through this journey thus far. I'm going to be taking time off so I can focus on moving forward in a positive direction

and learning some lessons that i need to learn thanks for watching i wish you had to know what you guys in the comment section below about tom can we pause it here an apology yeah please like we should probably so that's the end of tom's video uh he does show jesus afterwards yeah and like like nick uh expounds quite a bit on his opinion but yeah nick needs a script like tom has i mean the the the part that nick kept going on with like well the gambling part not might not have been true it's like yeah but the whole first part where he's just like yeah i did pull money out of that company wish i hadn't have done that should have made different decisions like okay well that seems what did you do with the money?

What did you do with that money? He's like, I'm not addicted to gambling. It's just a hobby. Oh, that went into my new business. Poker Unlimited. Do you mean no limit poker? What's the difference?

Get out of here. So it appears that tom took some money out that he wasn't entitled to take out and as a result he's just walking away from grip genie and the channel and now tom finds himself on his own yeah so that sucks like part of me is like dude you did bad things you're a total asshole another part of me is like, dude, you did bad things. You're a total asshole. Another part of me is like, well, that seems true. I also have some sympathy for a guy who didn't see any better choices. Like, you know, he fucked up and then he, he fucked up again, trying to fix his fuck ups until eventually over $100,000 is removed from this thing. Do you think he staked that other player thinking that like – By the way, Woody, this is probably the time to tell you.

I withdrew some funds this morning, and I'm hoping that you're going to carry on with this very forgiving, very making-up-excuses-for up excuses for criminals kind of uh attitude that you've got because when you look at the accounts you are going to notice kyle has steamy's control of the patreon he's running the ship now uh i i guess i it's not that what he did is right, because I see your point. You're making strong points. I just also like, fuck. The guy fucked up and then fucked up again and again and then kept digging this hole until he didn't see any better choices. I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.

Really? I see it as a money management problem. Yeah, I'm so blown away by your opinions on this all right so look okay i fucked up i ordered some marijuana because i wanted to get high i made a mistake but what i didn't do was order the marijuana to your house and then have you get in trouble for it you know like i didn't involve anybody else you know i didn't i didn't i didn't use your paypal to order my marijuana and then get you into trouble you know what i mean like like that's that's more akin to what he's done here like i made a mistake he did some criminal shit like like he stole that's stealing like that example that i gave you were like i just pulled some money out of out of our uh paypal account like that's stealing. Like that example that I gave you where like, I just pulled some money out of, out of our PayPal account.

Like, that's not cool. I can't do that. Like even when I'm paying for things that are like, we all agree that, that PK wants to buy. Like I send you that message. I'm like, Hey, $500 just went out of the account. Just letting you know, like we all need to be on the same page. Like you can't just, and that's $500.

That's true. That is how we do it not a hundred thousand i got a i got a great rate on a small business loan for i'm gonna hang on to it eight percent you're just right kyle i'm wrong i i guess i'm somehow feeling empathetic towards it. Perhaps you've gambled before, been down 100, and you're like, oh, shit. Well, if I bet another 100, I can fix this. And now you're down 200, and you think, oh, shit. That's what an actual addict does.

I had that situation last weekend. I went down 400 or 500, and I said, you know what? We're good here. I've had fun. I've had my fill. I've had my fun. I'm going to watch South Park in the room. I'm going to hang out going in. And in the end, there was a lot of chance involved in the game of poker. There just is. If you play enough, if you play in the long run, then good play rises to the top. That's why there are number one ranked players in the world who are just like, oh my God, he's winning $4 million a year every year consistently. There are days when he goes down 10,000, but over the long haul,

he's just better. Tom is not a professional poker player. Tom is a soy boy YouTuber who stole a bunch of money from Juju. That's what we got going on here. That's what it seems to be. He didn't dispute the stealing part of it, just the kind of surrounding bits. Well, there's nothing physical, and it's like, my mind didn't jump to physical stuff anyway.

I kind of read that restraining order as like, get out of my life. You betrayed me. I never want to see you again. And also stay away from company products, right? If there's a warehouse full of, I don't know what that grip genie shit is. Like maybe they sell creatine or protein powder or something. I don't even know if that's a thing.

I think it's exercise tools. Yeah, it's like all grip. I bet there's probably a warehouse somewhere with a key to and fucking take all the inventory or something like that. That's what that's about. You think Juju's afraid of Tom? You give Juju a fucking baseball bat. I'd love to watch that fight. Look, this is where Tom might be going.

It was a civil suit suit not a criminal suit but um yeah so the fact the fact that tom had to walk away implies a certain wrongdoing and when he said i never did this maliciously somehow i bought that maybe i'm an idiot maybe i'm a sucker but i'm like man i feel like this guy was just in too deep a hole to see better options and he kept digging and he fucked up and it sucks so Tom are you muted my friend I didn't buy any of that

stuff that he said there in his breathy iPhone red quasi apology get out of here that's just that's just pr covering your covering the ass type stuff i went to his oh i went to his youtube channel and he did private that video or deleted it one of those two and so clearly reception not great and probably probably shouldn't have done that so fresh on the heels of juji addressing it and

and you know you can never tell with this online stuff like it's easy to get bamboozled by what you're shown but like and that's totally fair uh but i mean just kind of the sniff test of how watching tom's response video to juji's kind of like solemn like i never i've never seen juji like that before very very sad but not in a like i'm gonna breathe myself into crying like kind of way maybe i'm reading into it in ways that don't exist now one of my favorite things about juji is that i don't expect a man that muscular to be so supportive and sweet and vulnerable in ways like like he is kind and i expect him to be the supportive and sweet and vulnerable in ways like, like he is kind. And I expect him to be the toughest guy on the prison yard,

but what's inside him is not that at all. It would seem. So when he was like, I haven't come to this lightly, Tom is out. It was like, Oh damn. You know,

that's. Yeah. I mean, I mean, look, I'm not trying to say that Juju's being disingenuous clearly here i like juji and i don't like tom regardless of who did what i'm not trying to like i'm not trying to like hide that guy we're still team juji over here yeah yeah yeah yeah like like i just want to be

make it clear that i'm fully aware of my own biases here like i like juji i dislike tom like like we're we're here with this you know there's no there's no yeah maybe a little bit of that but juji's response is also calculated like like i'm sure there's part of him that wants to be like this stealing cock sucking piece of shit went and did this and he did that and you don't even know how many times I was there to support him. You know how many times I've loaned him 500 more, 500 more. I never, you think I'm charging him interest. The bank won't even give him a loan anymore. You know why I'm, we're always in my car.

Cause they took his car. Like, I'm sure there's a lot of like that in there, but, but. Juju is a professional YouTuber. So he's got this even killed, I'm going to be the bigger man kind of thing about the way that he made his video. It's, you know, everything's calculated and that doesn't make it disingenuous or wrong or, or a falsehood or anything like that. It's just like, there's a way to do things, right?

Like there's a way to go talk to your wife. You don't go in there, you know, you know, and just because you say things in a smooth way to your wife doesn't make, in there you know you know and just because you say things in a smooth way to your wife doesn't make mean that you're a liar it means that you know how to talk to people and and that's what i got from the way juji made his video but what i got from the way tom made his video is uh just lots of disingenuous stuff just just seemed like a complete liar that i i don't he seemed like he was gonna cry or something there which seemed fake to me because and and then like like it was so breathy i hate when people can't catch their fucking breath to make a simple video like

like like we're gonna get this this is a 2008 call of duty commentary or something like like like fucking take a deep breath before you get started and if you get halfway through and you realize you don't know what you're talking about what are you what are we rolling tape here is this 70 millimeter like you said what is 2008 call of duty so many of those videos it would start like they had just got off the Stairmaster. We're going to be talking about... We're playing Top Town. Not a great game.

I'm still exhausted from running around Scrapyard. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. One thing that I see a lot, because I've made videos, is I always look at them through the lens of what it took to make that happen. Before that started, he biked up. He put that thing on a tripod. He pressed start. He walked back. He

edited it. He did whatever the video equivalent of proofreading is and uploaded it. Everything was very intentional, right? So just so people know, this isn't like, it might not be a first take and it certainly wasn't some sort of like half-assed effort it was very planned he had a script he read it was exactly what he tried to upload and sometimes you look at it through a more genuine lens but it's like no no no no this was all exactly what he tried to do yeah i mean what we do here is a lot more like yeah yeah there's one take if genuus is a word because it's like i didn't know what we're going to talk about tonight like i had no idea that this even

happened like this is just the my thoughts and feelings off the top of my head and that's why sometimes it comes off oh you kind of got it wrong there uh turns out that juji is uh i don't want to use that word juji's a bad guy trading was against Juju, and he does get violent. Turns out Juju is a rageaholic. And what if Tom took his shirt off and was covered with bruises and cigarette burns? And like, he took his pants off. And like, he always hits me where people won't see the bruises. Like, he beats me with a bag of oranges.

He beats you with a phone book. He's just phone booking him like the mob or something. I was inspired by Tom's transformation. Tom's inspiration is part of why I was able to lose some weight too. And I felt like Juju dragged him there. You know, he provided the emotional support and the know-how and the encouragement to get him out of this like depression hole and make him the best version of him that we've seen to where he's like legitimately a fitness influencer he looked like brad pitt he looked good

and only not i mean well behind the scenes he's taking the money point of he looked good as a like his before and after picture but nobody has ever clicked on one of their videos being like oh i'm i'm interested to see how tom is gonna do this lift like no one has ever thought that the same way that like the strong men i watched the strong men were like brian shaw and robert oberst and uh eddie hall all hang out and like they'll do the same thing except they'll be like, all right, we need a normal guy to come over here and do a demo lift so you can see how much this actually is.

And like that's his only use is to be a guy that anyone else in the world could be who doesn't train seriously to come in and be like, that is heavy. Whoa. You're so strength focused though. Like Tom would outperform Juju on the trampoline. You know, Tom was doing things that Juju couldn't do. And when they're the best version of tom when they hit the freaking ninja courses and stuff he's competitive you know

the body the strength the body weight ratio like tom's tom's got shit going on what you're saying looks like a fucking pedophile dude on the next page of the lawsuit i don't know why i'm defending tom he's the bad guy here i i i i just pulled up like tom's before and after because i had been a while since i'd seen it does look pretty damn good but let me show it to people uh yeah i think i'm still i'll just google it again um but but still he's got that pedo face. Dude, Tom got legitimately more handsome with the weight loss. Not his face. Yeah.

Big puffy thing didn't sit well on him. And then afterwards, it was like, dude, he looks so much better in so many ways. But he's going to fall apart without Juju's support now. That's what's coming. For sure. Look at that face. Even then you you might even be able to say things like oh wow like it looks like he's wearing his grandmother's

glasses that she wears when she plays canasta canasta with the girls for one thing he this mustache does not suit him good gosh yeah i don't know actually what that's why that's that's the whole pedo problem there the hair doesn't help he's got that that yeah the mullet so for the very ugly man uh training their photo day he did like a photo shoot and he he got his hair all cut off is that jared his background he's got jared fucking fogel as his background oh yeah it was on topic i got i went through and i was like how are you so prepared with these backgrounds taylor oh i spent a good while i'm you know a good while doing that now the thing actually is i can see the future i can anticipate exactly what background i'll need at a given moment. I'm going to revolutionize the show until people get so tired of me doing it

because it takes away from the audio aspect. To look at Tom, I didn't phrase it well the other day. Greg Doucette will say this guy has good genetics and this guy has bad genetics. In my opinion, if you're willing to move your bullseye on what you're looking for, almost everybody has good genetics. In my opinion, if you're willing to move your bullseye on what you're looking for, almost everybody has good genetics. You wouldn't look at Tom, especially on the left and say, here's a guy with good genetics. And even on the right, like, you know, he has his body parts that need improvement. I'm looking at his biceps, but his biceps are bad. His delts are okay. His traps are okay. His pecs are good. He's got good muscle.

His abs are good to me. That's what I was going to say. His abs are well-placed and symmetrical. His Adonis lines look good. The camera's helping some with that. And the striations on his side look real nice. His obliques. His forearms are pretty strong, too.

Dude, outside of his biceps this guy looks pretty good but i bet greg doucette would say that he's has no future in a fitness competition or something and it's like dude if you move your bullseye to wherever it is you can hit everybody's genetics are pretty darn good you might never be thor but you could be brad pitt you might never be the rock but you could be something else you might never be brad pitt but you could be Brad Pitt. You might never be the rock, but you can be something else. You might never be Brad Pitt, but you could be closer to the rock. Just fucking be flexible with your bullseye and you can hit something.

Yeah. Anyway. A lot of people. Like Jujie's bank account. That version of Tom, I respected his fitness influencer opinion. Be flexible with your morals and you can hit

juji's bank account right down the middle dude maybe even harder than the middle because there was a lot of implied embezzle harder than the last time dude uh it sucks it sucks but tom's making videos again did he make another one today He made two different ones in the last two days. Yeah, he showed the new barn gym. Or no, the barn gym he's emptying to make this new 4,000 square foot warehouse gym. It looks super, super cool. Yeah, he's got one of those metal buildings, which are very cheap, by the way. And it's perfect for his purposes.

He had a lot of equipment in there. I hope it's great. But here's the fear uh sometimes you see like a scrappy youtuber startup let's say they're a woodworker and they don't have the right equipment but they're kind of like you and they're making a go of it and it's someone you can watch and relate to and as things go along and now they've got their fucking delta porter cable sponsorship and norm envies what they're cooking and it's they're not the same guy that you fell in love with they're changing it

i don't want to dig at sailing lavagabond because i genuinely root for those guys and want good things for them but when they would like to go on a trip with them someday and would love to go on a trip with them but when they switched from their um scrappy little sailboat the monohull thing they started with and went to that what i guess is a million dollar catamaran it it changed up the channel a little bit you know they were like constantly making repairs and trying to stay afloat and now they look like multi-millionaires on the catamaran you know it's a i guess a long-term borrow like it's they don't but i think it works for this like like so i don't want to see juju repairing his fucking cables on his machines because like oh we can't do lats today because the cables are broke and i can't

afford new cables so today we're going to make cables dude i i wanted to see lat form that's what i'm here for. I like his gym. And look, I never liked Tom, clearly. I've admitted that bias like three fucking times now. So I'm happy he's gone. Get another fucking out of shape dude to be your bitch boy. Go get Wings of Redemption. Oh, I'd love that.

He's not even that far away. He's not even that far away. How amazing that would be. Juju just keeps trying to improve his attitude and like come on no no no no no you're missing it no juji does all sorts of like strong strong man shit using wings as his weight he could he's got wings on a platform and he's doing lat pulls, 350 pound lat pulls and wings is going, is going up and down.

He's got a seesaw and he's like doing like, like, like push downs on it and stuff like, like he's using wings as his weight. Wings is the workout. That's funny. That'd be hilarious. I,

back to my thing. I still think I'm onto something When he has a dedicated hack squat machine and a Smith and that cable machine that took the experts a day to build that jungle gym thing. I thought it was cool. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong on this. But for me, when I watch it, I want to see a guy with a barbell and a squat rack get shit done and get fit and get and be awesome when he has when it's literally better than a commercial gym you know they just it's not like watching him do impressive things uh the videos of his i like the most is when like hey i

had like three guys who were from the world's strongest man competition come over and here's just a video of us fucking around. I'm like, do you think you could pick that up? They're like, I don't know. All right, well, we're going to see if he can pick this. Oh, that was really easy. Well, just like the other two of you stand on the other parts. Can you balance?

I like that kind of stuff. I like it when they make bad decisions. It's fun to watch. I watched one. He had this guy. The guy was really athletic. He might have been an american ninja dude and uh they were by juji's barn farm thing that he has and they were running on loose rocks so picture like i don't i don't know they do it for drainage

so it's a man-made is it called a swale filled withilled with loose white rocks. You can picture this. You've seen it before. And for some reason, they're running on it for speed. They're running on... I'm like, this isn't even a skill you can build. It's just bad decision making. Swale with rocks. I'm looking for a picture of it. I can't even spell swale.

Do you know what a swale is? You will when you see it. I can't even spell swale. Uh. Do you know what a swale is? You will when you see it. Um. Shit. Alright. It looked... Files are too big. The fuck? Alright. Let's move on. Anyway, they were running on loose rocks. It's not All right, let's move on.

Anyway, they were running on loose rocks. It's not a thing you can be good at. It's just dangerous. And they all got hurt. It was funny. Well, I'm enjoying the drama from this thing. I hope we get more information. Someone suggested we get Jujion,

but it's like, I only want Juju on. I feel like, tell us what's up. I don't want to get him on. I mean, like, yeah, I'm not really at liberty to talk about any of that, you know, the pending lawsuit, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Like I want to know, I want, I want dirt. I want to know what's fucking going on. So yeah.

Um, I hope that, I hope that Tom is able to like make right whatever he did wrong, uh, for Juju's sake. I don that Tom is able to make right whatever he did wrong for Jujie's sake. I don't care about Tom's redemption or anything like that. I just hope that Jujie isn't financially hurt in any significant way by this nonsense. Yeah. Hopefully he's channeled. I have no insight into Jujie's finances, but it may be wonder. I'm like, huh? So apparently Tom removed more than a hundred grand.

Let's pretend Tom owned 51% of it. And then he hurt Juju for 51 grand that he didn't, or 49 grand he wasn't entitled to. Is Juju in a spot where 49 grand is like, really? You know, it's not the money. It's the ethics of it. Or is he in a spot where he's like 49 grand is like really you know it's not the money it's the ethics of it or is he in a spot

where he's like 49 grand fuck like i needed that i don't know 50 grand that's a lot of money like but like even amongst the fitness channels he's not like a huge well he's big he's a big channel but at this point it feels like okay one to three million That's almost like a mid-tier youtuber now not like it used to be whereas right like athlean-x have like 10 plus million Yeah, it depends how well you're you're monetized, right? So like you know Greg Doucette's got those cookbooks and and stuff like that and he does his his personal training That's how lucrative this anything is to I have no idea Greg Doucette is making an enormous Amount of money and that's why you see him do that. Yeah.

I think I'll get a $12,000 bike. And yeah, of course I drive. What does he drive? It's like, just to be clear, it was a $15,000 bike. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's like to replace a $12,000 bike or something. Like, do you know what kind of car he drives? No. Is it good? It's like, like,

like somebody, I was talking to somebody who's the other day. And, and we were talking about like, he talking about he's got a very nice car. Anyway, Greg monetizes super well is what I'm getting at. I just don't know that Jujie monetizes that well.

I don't think he's doing any personal training. He only has a cookbook. If he's just selling clothes, I know. Workout pants, but I don't think, you know, I don't think he's doing any personal training. I don't think he has a cookbook. If he's just selling like. Clothes, I know. Like workout pants, but I don't know how much that is. You can't do much with that, you know, because it's just like, oh, really? Tell me why they're better than what Adidas makes.

Well, they've got my logo, huh? Oh, so this is about like giving you money. I mean, I like that, but i'm not gonna come back every month or anything dude my least favorite youtube videos are when guys are like exciting news exciting news dropping tuesday you guys wait i have an announcement on tuesday and then it's like i'm selling merch and it's like how's that exciting for me? I, I, yeah,

we're selling our own creatine. Now, yes, it is exactly the same as every other creatine monohydrate on the market, but it's twice as much. And it has, if I were going to, if,

if I were in that industry, one thing that I could never be so like, I don't know what the word is disingenuous about is creatine. Like, like protein's a different story. Like, I feel like because of the flavors of protein, if you're gonna be drinking this shit a lot, protein flavors are important. How it mixes is super important. If you can, if you have to use a food processor or if a shaker will do, or if you could just use a spoon, like that's all, like if you demonstrated to me that your protein

works with a spoon and it's as smooth as someone else's is with a food processor, I would buy that over what I use now. But flavor mixability, if you've got some like some EAAs in there or some BCAAs in there or something like that, that could be, uh, tempting and, uh, you know, way over, uh, over casein or a mix of the two, or, you know, if you've got something going on there, like I could definitely see getting behind a particular kind of protein. Cause that makes sense. But creatine is just fucking creatine. It's like telling me that like one brand of water, I was going to say water, but different brands of water are better. Like Fiji water actually is better because it goes through those fucking natural aquifers and it's got the minerals from fucking fiji in it and it's got a mouthfeel product out

there do you think fiji water comes from fiji i'm pretty fucking sure fiji water comes from fiji from some kind of a fucking aquifer and uh and that's and uh something about the minerals in the ground they are part of why it has that mouth feel i don't know because it's bottled by gentle asian hands gentle asian hands uh femboys all asian hands oh we're going to make the tastiest water we ever seen everybody going to love our water it is the best water. It's expensive at the rest. It's 100% superior water. Some water, it has

a slightly thicker mouth feel than just tap water or even Dasani or something like that. There's a little more substance to Fiji water. It's fucking good. Perrier. Perrier is the way to go. That doesn't work on a green screen. No, it doesn't. Magic. Not a fan of Perrier not at all you just don't you don't like the carbonation as much no no club soda any sort of carbonated water uh i do i do not like that at all and i mean i love

soda um you know diet soda real soda all sodas but uh but yeah the idea of that um i've tried it i've tried it because it looks you know it's trendy or whatever and uh whenever i would go to like a morton's or something sparkling or still let's get some sparkling water and they'd show up with that 28 bottle of sparkling water and i hope you guys like water. Can I get a Coke? What are you doing guzzling that? That's not free. I looked it up. I'm naturally super suspicious of water companies.

I thought it was all tap water. Fiji water comes from Fiji. There was a period where they didn't, and then they moved back and accepted the massive tax levy so that it could come from Fiji. That's why it's like $3 and 10 cents a bottle. Dasani is not good. Bottled water. Dasani is not good.

Um, and if you look like, like there's only like three water companies anyway. And like, if you're getting like arrowhead, um, I can't name them off the top of my head, but I've,

I've seen one of those charts before where it's like, these four brands are all really this brand. And they all come from this place in Minnesota where they're poisoning the locals and stealing all the water. It's always something nefarious. But at least with Fiji water, even though you're overpaying it, for all, I bet there's some fucking Fijians or fijis whatever you call the people from there who are just really getting railed because of this water company and i just do not care i like to think it's like the oil where they're like apparently our water is better and now everyone from united arab emirates is rich for no fucking reason the government pays us taxes

you know i hope it's that that'd be good if we had if we just find out that montana a secret underground montanan reservoir of the best makes fiji look like just trash water and we become water rich there's another place i've had you know there's a um there's a hiking trail not too far from here that um i would go to to with an ex-girlfriend and we'd go hiking up on the mountain. And they had this thing built where like water naturally comes out of this crack in like a stone wall. And so they had built this like fountain. So the water like comes out naturally out of this hole and goes in. And then from the force of it, it's like forced into like a regular drinking fountain type apparatus. That's just always running because of just natural water flow.

And that was some good fucking water because it's literally coming out of a mountain right there in front of you. And you're able to just like fill your water bottle up with it or drink straight from the stream. It was that was good fucking water. Was it very minerally? Yeah, it also had that mouth feel yeah yeah yeah mineral water does taste better than regular water because of the minerals because of the minerals and it's better for you because of the right i don't know about all that but um about the same yeah i mean minerals what were their bad minerals what if there's

some minerals in there you don't want well i think most of it's just calcium right i don't know it might be some fucking arsenic arsenic in there yeah some heavy metals i do remember when i had this tastes good everyone is sweet right i think yeah that's that's why they had like pewter plates and stuff really yeah back in the day and so uh just lick that spoon a little extra it was easy and also it would like leach a little bit of sweetness into food apparently you don't want to eat tomatoes on that the only problem with the pewter plates is the the acidic foods yeah well i mean you don't want to use it anyway but have you seen those or when he's eating the tomatoes and like basically sopping it up with the he's like sopping

up lead and pewter into the yeah yeah and like i didn't realize watching at the time but like a little throwback to like oh crazy king getting lead poisoning over time but you know what that was not lead and pewter that was just denethor being a dick what what else what is pewter lead in something i guess lead and tin i think okay both low uh melting point metals yeah lead lead melts really low um we were talking about doing dabs in the in the hangout the other day and i was we were talking about how hot you'd get the nail and I was like, I don't know how hot you're supposed to get it, but I just get it real fucking hot. Like lead melts at the temperature that I would get that nail up to.

Jesus Christ. Uh, aluminum melts low too. I think it's 1200. Low ish, you know, but I think lead is like seven or 800, you know? I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a bitch metal.

Actually, I would not. 621. Yeah. Gold is really low as well. Gold, gold, both of those things I've melted with like just the little benzomatic propane

torch, the same one that I'd use for dabs. Gold's a thousand. Wait, 12. Gold's actually higher than I expected. 1948. Jesus.

Oh, I bet maybe if it's like 14 karat gold. What's the rest of the material in there? When you've got 14 karat gold, what's the filler? I wonder. I don't know. Because I've melted like 14 karat gold necklaces and stuff down and made like little gold ingots what comes out of I mean just what's it look like

silver and copper and erodium plating okay it stayed homogenous when I melted it it wasn't like there was like different things popping off left and right it just all melted down maybe because they melted a higher temperature so they wouldn't disperse or anything i don't

fucking know not a uh alchemist no no certainly not not an alchemist a metallurgist i'm not a metallurgical engineer like some folks we know how dare you i wonder how he's doing wings i i don't wings his stream is not interactive with the chat and i can see why it wouldn't be because the chat can be so abusive that you can only take so much of that right like if you just react to people giving you a hard time non-stop then eventually it eats you up having said that like wings man i've known you like what 12 years now you've known of him for that long you know like hello hey wings how you doing oh did you get in there and try to talk to him this is like three weeks ago but yeah like i popped in his stream i hung out for 30 minutes or

so and uh he was he did say hi but like there was no interaction. He acknowledged that I was there, talking to his chat. Otherwise, he was just playing a game and you were watching from the outside. What was he playing? War Zone. Yeah, I asked, is this the current COD or the last year's COD? Because I don't even know. And they said I was sneak dissing him, but I wasn't. I actually just don't know the CODs.

I wasn't digging on them for playing. I don't know. I can't answer your question, and I've played both of the current CODs. I just play zombies now, though. So I have no idea. Have you been playing zombies lately? They came out with a new map so and they really fucked up so they came up they they launched with one map and we played it to death until it was like i never want to play it again right and then um

months went by and then i think it was in fe they released this the second one is a Vietnam Firebase and I played it once and Mitty knew all the things to do What's a Firebase? It's a big defensible position like they would have in Vietnam. It's like a

flattened off hill. So picture like tents with I don't know ropes next to them. T tenses and like that's what a real one might actually be but in the video game it's a big like facility on top of a hill with like lots of um outdoor space and indoor space with all sorts of high-tech machinery on the inside and big wide open uh areas to do loop-de-loops on the outside vehicles littered around yeah a little stuff like that junk junk laid around and uh lots of lots of trap lots of not traps but stuff to do now there actually are traps you know you can call in uh mortar strikes and there is a boss

that comes in it's it sounds in theory like a great fucking map but i i we got like 20 rounds in and i was like can we can we stop soon i'm i'm just not enjoying this very much at all he's like yeah we gotta go let's go to 25 because that's when we get to do this and that and i'm like all right i really just want to fucking stop though you know what would be more fun than this everything anything yeah a nice nap i wish i was at the dmv right now yeah i was i was so ready for it to be over and i haven't gone back to it uh since so like i feel like they kind of killed it for me i'll tell you what i'm i'm what i'm actually excited for i'd rather be the beach I'm gonna burn I'm gonna play the new Doom soon

So Doom has had two DLCs Since the last time I played it And I fucking love Doom It's so fast paced You know we've talked about it before How good they are with their marketing And how good they are with the cutscenes in that game Making you feel like

The most badass badass who's ever badass. The trailer makes me cry It's so good We need help He's like I don't remember the words like you do to the stuff but like it was the earth was under attack

by demons and they sent me Yeah and he's like ridden an asteroid with a fucking demon castle on it from Mars like he just showed up from Mars riding an

asteroid with a demon castle on it and that's like his base of operations and yeah it was really fun it's a cool game I played it when it first came out and it was well i'm a doom eternal i'm talking about but like it was hard as shit to do the platforming part like i was like all right i i got this down i need to saw him because i need the ammo or i need to custom execute him to get the you know power points or whatever it

is but then it would be like, oh man, that was a great battle against that Titan who was horrified of me, you know, in the middle of the battle where it's just like a hundred feet tall. So I am Grish corn, the beast of the eternal. And then three minutes later,

he's like, I'll take you to the gold. I love that part. Yeah. There's a little part. All you have to do is jump off four ice walls and then double boost and i'm just like oh where the boys are separated from the men okay like that's the part i like that i like the platforming it's there's not a lot of it there's you platform like a lot to me trying to there's this one pillar you have to jump around and bounce back and forth

back and forth i mean like 20 minutes this is a year ago first time yeah yeah that's the mouse and keyboard thing um i like the keyboard the the platforming a lot in it it reminds me of mario and there's not a ton of it there's a little of it i mean is it obvious what you need to do that's a frustration i have like if mario it's pretty clear you need to get from this platform to that one yeah with doom you're like what do they even want from me oh that there was a hang point this one streamlined pretty well for me except for like yeah a couple hang points there's one there was one point where you're like in the wreckage of some skyscrapers or something and you're having to jump from one to the other and uh and i was just like i don't know what to fucking do and i had to go to youtube real quick and it was like oh oh yeah okay up in the shadows okay all right cool we got it but um but otherwise

like yeah it's pretty streamlined and there's there's only like four or five things you can do you know you can kind of like do that grab a a pole thing and do the loop de loop and lately and you know grabbing on to just the wall and climbing up it and i like it in the better graphics games like i'll go for a jump 10 times in a row and the real problem was i was skipping a jump you know and it's actually two easier jumps and i just didn't that yeah that could happen as well but but you you figure it out pretty quickly and It's cool. I get this thing when I'm jumping over precipices in games where I'm a little scared.

Yeah, I don't want to fall. I don't want to fall. I'm scared of heights in real life and I'm also scared in the fucking game, but man, no game ever. I mean, Halo comes close. This makes me want to take you on a paramotor so bad. Oh, see, I wouldn't be afraid of that that i'm afraid of like like i wasn't really afraid of i wasn't really i

go i go anytime um i i um i go skydiving um i go bungee jumping i'm a little weird about because the equipment right you know it's it yeah and you like yourself i'm spooky i saw unrelated so my tandem equipment is fucking awesome i have the strongest tandem setup i've ever seen because i use it to teach people acrobatics and my wing is new my passenger harness is 30 more padded than any other passenger harness you can buy you can slam your ass into the ground on landing you should be okay right that's i've i carry three reserve parachutes when I take a tandem passenger out. I've got my shit together. If the bungee people shared that same attitude, I'd feel good about bungee jumping.

But instead, it's like, well, you're our thousandth customer this month. We don't really know what works until after it does. It sits in the it sits i've seen people die i've seen people die especially if you're outside america like if i'm in some theme park my suspicion is that they're pretty good with their bungee gear and they replace it before they have to if i'm in tibet and there just happens to be a really high bridge there or even mexico in mexico they relate they replace the bungee every time it breaks. I'm pretty sure that's the system.

Well, how else do you know when to replace it? Yeah. So I'm weird about bungee jumping. Rock climbing, I'm also just, that's not for me. That's not for me. The rock climbing thing. There's that's not for me that's not for me the rock climbing thing there's like several aspects of it that i think are very unpleasant like for one thing like when i look at alex hernald's hands or whatever his name are you know you know me and my hands i wear guns for everything i yeah i i don't i don't have any calluses on these bad boys

these are soft like a ladies you know like like, like these are... My hands get sweaty around heights. I'm moisturized three times a fucking day. You know, I don't want to be... I don't want those rock climber hands. And I'm not saying that I would acquire them in any way. That would take so long to do. But the first time I went,

they'd be covered in blisters, right? Like I'd have all sorts of blisters. I might tear some fingernails off or something. I don't want to do that. I bought this. Correctly. And don't get me wrong. I'm also afraid of the heights.

I'm not trying to act like, oh, the reason I don't climb El Capitan is the blisters. Like it's the whole package. That's not for me. So calluses. I bought a machine to grind them, right? So first you get like an emery board or something it's like a nail file okay and that's not getting me anywhere so then i bought this machine that has

a uh it's a cylinder that kind of turns over oh yeah i've seen those but it's not strong enough i'm like i want a fucking angle grinder for these calluses you know that's what i'm looking at so i go to amazon and i just look and look and look and i'm literally considering an angle grinder i'm like well maybe if i'm really careful i don't know i've uh the one i found that might be bad news i think there might literally be stories of people like nothing else was working tried the angle grinder never again tore my hand right up like well i'd use a flap wheel of course i'm not a moron obviously you're gonna use a divot wheel but i bought this callus remover and it's you

touch that callus and there is a puff of smoke in in dry it's like it's like a little bit cloudy in here from this fucking thing the room smells like callus somehow oh oh the burning comes next especially if you uh don't replace the sandpaper quickly enough yeah then it just starts like burning the callus and i'm like cheap and i'm like uh got more life in it and uh anyway yeah i have a callus remover now that it gives you this which is not nice but i assure you light year's better than like the overdone callus i had before usually like if mine get bad i kind of just like they'll start to come off on their own i'll just like tear it off in a raw hurt way or like no no not in a i've never had i've only had it where like

it starts coming off with like that top layer of been getting brutalized for a long time skin like i've never fortunately had to deal with like oh the callus is coming off and it's deep and it's affecting my grip i also if my callus is painful at all i've changed my grip it took me a bit to figure it out but like here i'll try and show you if you grab the bar like this and then sort of wrap your pad on it that's rough on the callus if it's something like pull-ups for example don't require my full grip strength put the bar here under your fingers and there's no callus problem i don't know if you can see the difference this is a callus problem I don't know if you can see the difference.

This is a callus problem. This is not. When I do that one, I get calluses up here. Oh, really? Especially for like pull things. You may have out-hardcored me by getting calluses everywhere. It's one of those things I don't understand. It doesn't bother me.

Okay. How does your girlfriend feel about her your ex-girlfriend she's never mentioned girlfriend i like uh my problem is the um the gloves i i don't like the bulk there like um sometimes i feel like my grip is not as good because there's a bulk because there's a separation between me and the bar what if you had like full-on like full gloves that are like tight and like like there's not like like they don't have a big pad that it's just like a full like motorcycle glove almost but get rid of all the armor right or like one of those um you know the deer gloves they're brown leather i'm sure you know them they're common with farmers like

they don't have any bulk they're just one layer yeah it's not doubled i don't know i'm i'm big into gloves like growing up like like working with my dad like he never wore gloves his hands are so calloused they are rough like there's like this is your father they have knurling like there's there's pieces of skin like hanging off of them like tarantula legs or something all over his palms are they beefy his hands yeah yeah sounds like my grandpa farmer hands are see now maybe kyle doesn't like those hands i see them and i'm like oh i'll never be that manly. I don't want to be that manly. I don't want that.

That guy is so manly. That's like looking at a gorilla and being like, oh, I bet he's so powerful. I wish I looked like that gorilla. I feel like I shake your dad's hand. I wish I was a dirty animal with grip strength. Afterwards, he's like, Kyle, what's the name of your dainty friend again? Woody, maybe. Certainly not Wood T. He's your dainty friend again? Woody. Maybe certainly not wood tea.

He's got dainty hands. Yeah. I like, like, but, but I would always wear a glove. He'd be like, Hey,

help me do this thing. And I'm like, I'm gonna go get my gloves. It's like, come on, we're doing it now. I'm like, it can't wait. Like,

like we, like the only time that I wouldn't wear gloves is if we were working on something that could pull you in like auger systems, you don't want gloves for that. I get that. Blades. Yeah, specifically augers. What's that? Lathes. Oh, yeah. Just rip your hand off. No, forget your hand. Forget your arm.

Forget your shoulder. It's pulling you in. You're going in. You're dead. I saw a guy get pulled into an oil well the other day. Have you seen that gif? Oh, wow, Taylor. Alright, a guy get pulled into an oil well the other day. Have you seen that gif? Oh, wow, Taylor. Alright, that guy's got a disease. Can we please change that one?

I don't care for that. A professional rower. A rower? You know who's worse than professional rowers as far as what their hobby or sport of choice does to their body ballet dancers you ever see those bitches feet yucky get the fuck out of here nobody likes that if if if i saw a

ballet dancer on tinder and and like she's got that picture of her like standing on her fucking toes first of all i'd be like i can do that bitch and second of all i'd be like nah not interested i don't need your like gross foot in my fucking life i don't i don't i don't need you like shedding toenails in my living room you're right their feet are gross but it's a sacrifice i would make fuck that there's there's lots of chicks with tight bodies that don't have rotten feet you know what so we're actually over an hour but which sport do you think has the hottest women? I think we've done this before, but I'm always happy to do this again. So beach volleyball has this really nice mixture because so when chicks are doing a lot of endurance stuff, they tend to not have like big butts and big boobs.

It's still a really attractive athletic look but if we're talking about the hottest then i think beach volleyball and any of the sports where like you do the thing real quickly and then then you're standing on the sidelines and they're looking at the score like like like like female snowboarders they're fucking hot but but like that's i i don't know what that's gonna be my pick and i think it's the same thing surfers like like like for sure um so i know i think it's a product of them like being on the beach and being beach chicks or snow chicks is also an attractive thing because like like there aren't any snowboarders who don't smoke pot and that's a must for me like i wouldn't date a girl who doesn't smoke pot i really wouldn't like that's

not gonna work you know how in uh mma if you're hot and good you get more of a push than if you're not hot and good that happens in surfing so good looking girls often rise to the top because they get sponsorships and a little more support and it helps them international sports um really help like this uh this thing we're talking about because i don't know like when you're watching the olympics is beach volleyball in the olympics i think it is yeah by popular i think for women for women who cares what the fuck i don't care you could be able to spike that ball 200 000 miles per hour and i wouldn't watch a man play volleyball. But I don't even care if those chicks can –

I could be watching women's beach volleyball. It would take me 10 minutes to notice that there wasn't even a ball. They were just running around doing this a lot. Because those chicks have great asses. They're always wearing some sort of cheeky bathing suit that shows like 80% of their ass. They've usually got boobs and, and they're often like really, really pretty and tan.

And there's, it's like some chick from Ecuador or something like that. It's lots of exotic. Cause when you watch the competitions, it's like, Oh yeah, this is the Ecuadorian team. And this is the Bolivian team.

And it's like, Oh my God, South America makes the hottest fucking women brazil somehow brazil i don't know what's going on down there but like good shit yeah i'm not even into big asses and i still appreciate a brazilian good yeah oh my god um so yeah that that one's really high up there for me. And for some reason, in any sport that requires a lot of glute action, I don't even know if pole vaulting falls under that umbrella, but I've never seen an unattractive pole vaulter.

Right? My friend said I was biased by that one super hot pole vaulter who we all discovered when she was only in high school. And then I looked around and it's like, okay, maybe bias a little, but Paul Volter's as a rule of thumb are super hot. Super fucking hot. I watched a clip on Reddit the other day and it's this Russian female Paul Volter. And, and like, she's trying to break the world and Olympic record and she fails three times in a row and she's got one more shot and you can see her talking to herself and they're like reading her lips, translating it from Russian to English.

And she's saying like, I'm paraphrasing, but it's like, this is your last opportunity. Don't ruin this opportunity. Don't ruin this opportunity. And then she fucking goes and she fucking breaks the world and Olympic record.

Like I want to say, I could be wrong about this, but I think that she failed three times and she was like, move it higher. And they were like, you only get to go three times. She fell twice. Break the rules to make it high. Like she failed twice.

And then she was like higher. And then like breaks the fucking world record but like as they're zooming in on her face i'm distracted because she's so goddamn gorgeous her eyes are so blue that like this i'm having to like change the tint on the screen so it's she looks like those chicks from dune uh the old uh frank herbert's dune yeah yeah um i don't know i would probably go with uh women's beach volleyball though as my as my number one pick there's a lot of those gymnast chicks that are hot but like every time i watch that shit i'm like oh look at that chick it's like and 14 year old gabby smith coming up

for the uneven bars i'm like shit god you're like oh no she's got an ass like a dump truck. She's 14. Oh, no. My Olympic-related memory is only three and a half months or three and a half years. Yeah. I forget. Fucking smoking hot 12-year-old from fucking wherever. I looked up women's high jump pictures. And just the nature of it, you kind of arch your back and go over it.

Yeah. There's a lot of pictures like this isn't a great example i'll show you in the audience and it's like are we all just supposed to ignore we're basically looking at that vulva are we all going to pretend we're interested in something as your mind not zooming in right there yeah Yeah. Yeah. I'm staring at her pussy. There's a million pictures where you're basically looking between the woman's legs and, and her shoes. Cause I find interesting footwear to be interesting.

Like, like she had shoes on, like, like notice she's got this, those like field spikes. Like, like I find like footwear that's made for a specific sport. Kind of interesting to me.

This one. I don't know if I can even show this to the audience. You can show it to me. I'll make it my background. Like what's happening there? Is her suit off to the side? Oh no. She's good.

Pussy's being carried to the side. Momentum. Yeah, you're all good there. She's good. Pussy's being carried inside the momentum. Yeah, you're all good there. That's fine. But like I said, she's got no boobs and almost no butt because the nature of her thing is she's got to jump as high as she can, right?

If she had a big ass, it would get caught on that bar right there, right? And if she had big boobs, they'd slow her down. Yeah, slow her down yeah so like sport yeah and and people would watch her sport like like i that's what they should do lower the bar two fucking feet and get a bunch of bodacious looking women to come do the high jump and i don't care if they hit the bar every time what he's got his carrots carrots is his you know you know who you remind me of with the carrots? I was just watching the episode of Sopranos where Vito has lost all the weight.

It's that season. And he's stress eating carrots. And he's literally going... He's got like a big fucking bowl. He's eating like the one pound bat. Because of the nature of the show, I had dinner early. And then I was like,

I'm going to go from 5 30 to like 2 a.m with no food that's a long stretch for me not for everyone but for me so i was like god i want a snack at seven something and jackie shows up with these carrots and then this and i'm like what is that tzatziki this is yogurt based onion dip she's She's like, it's barely, it's next to zero calories. I guess it's okay. Yeah, yeah, for sure. There's lots of healthy dips. Tzatziki dip is, I'm probably pronouncing it wrong.

Tzatziki? It's Greek. It's cucumber, maybe Greek yogurt based as well. It's on a bunch of Greek Greek food and it's good. So fucking good. So, well, we should probably wrap it up.

Time to do a couple of hangouts with the boys and girls. Oh yeah. See some of our degenerate, uh, uh, biggest fans in the world. Just get completely blitzed and, and see what they're up to this week.

That's my favorite. Alright. Yeah. PKN 344.