Painkiller Already - PKN 348

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

Painkiller Nearly, episode 348. How are the boys? Doing good. Pretty good. Had a good workout. I've been spending a good bit of time ever since we talked to Brandon, where I was like, I watched a couple of his videos, where like, this is how easily sold I am. Like, no interest in buying an AK at all. And I start watching his videos, and I'm like, I have to have one. All these points that he's selling, they're so neat. They're so aesthetically cool.

I like the way they look. And so I was watching videos of Hickok reviewing the Arsenal Bulgarian ones that Brandon recommended. And so I'm going to do the thing that I do when I'm smart about purchases. I'm going to give it a couple weeks. Like if in two weeks I'm on to something else and like now I want a new magic deck. Like I'll know this was like a stupid thing. But if I still want it in two weeks, I'm on to something else and like now i want a new magic deck like i'll know this was this was like a stupid thing but if i still want it in two weeks i'm gonna get it guns for me are in between like on one hand i typically buy it and then it sits around and does nothing lives in a

safe on the other hand i am still glad i have it you know like even though i'm not using it and shooting it and practicing with it like i thought i I was gonna, I just like owning it. I don't know. You can just go look at it sometimes and be like, man, this is tight. I have an FN 2000. I don't think that's a widely loved gun, but in between my ears, it is. I love every time I pick it up. It's waterproof.

It fits me right. I am not a great shot with that gun. I am the best me. I tend to hit what I'm aiming at with that gun. I have two or three that fall into that category for me. The trigger is awful though. Yeah. Yeah.

I hear you. It's certainly like, I know what a good trigger feels like and that ain't it, but, but I hit what I'm trying to hit. It's like a big piece of plastic it is yeah and it's it's not even a it's a big like it's like a playstation one controller or something and it's if i recall correctly it's even a little side to side wobbly it's it's not like a precision real bad it's a cool looking gun though it does look cool and it makes it fits great fn oh i didn't know it fits me

really well i i this the i don't even know what scope i chose for it burr is something but i think it looks super cool on it and and uh anyway i i really like mine even though i think most people prefer an aug or something it looks fucking cool man yeah it looks cool it's a bullpup i don't know like who cares if it's the best of what it does it's it just looks cool that's that's good enough um you know it's a hole punching machine and you're you don't tactically punch too many holes so you might as well have something that looks fucking yeah i don't know like something batman would use i guess yeah i'm feeling i'm feeling real fucking shitty right now i just i mean i'm feeling real shitty do you have that like strep throat feeling where like when you swallow your spit oh dude i've got i've got a lozenge in my mouth right now it's

if you hear that clinking around or anything i apologize that's one of those diseases that like i think i maybe get strep throat like once every six seven years and every time you're like oh oh i forgot how awful this is. And then within a couple, or at least for me, I get strep throat pretty bad when I do get it, where it's like,

I always lose weight because it hurts so much to swallow. It's so bad just to eat. I'm going to need to switch to a pure ice cream diet and you're all good. I would trade places with you, Kyle. So.

Why? This is what happened. Lose that weight. Here's the scoop. I have wanted a dirt bike since i was six years old right and i basically got a street legal dirt bike there's like my mom would never let me have one where are you gonna ride it you're gonna hurt yourself you shoot your eye out yada yada yada, and on Friday, I'm so excited. You know, I've been losing sleep, anticipating this, sir, researching, et cetera. Just so excited about getting this fucking dirt

bike. I wake up Friday morning and it's like, today's the day. Today is Christmas. I get the privilege of driving three hours away to go pick this thing up. And I'm like tapping at my watch, waiting for 9am so that that's the time to begin the drive. 830, I'm on the road. I'm out and I'm like tapping at my watch, waiting for 9 a.m. So that that's the time to begin the drive. 8.30, I'm on the road. I'm out. And I'm psyched. And I get there 40 minutes early. I'm just like, okay.

Leave 30 minutes early and drive fast. That's totally what I did. Yes. I don't have time to pee. I get there. The bike is everything I thought it was going to be. It starts perfectly. I shift through the gears.

The guy's telling me of the seller was really cool. He was a super cool guy. And he had done a trip much like the one that I'm doing on June 4th on this bike, though. I don't know that I'm going to do it on this bike, but it was the one he used. His was a little shorter. It was through the northeast, but it was still like him and a couple buddies living off the motorcycle going from like what is it like bed and breakfast to bed and breakfast kind of just raping their way through the northeast dude the way he described it i forget exactly what it was but he was like there

are two like things that i've done in my life that were like emotionally enriching and transformative for me one was summiting k2 and the other was this trip who did you buy this motorcycle from dude he was really cool he was like he he had his shit together the whole time saving president ronald reagan and riding this it wasn't k2 but i forget what it was like the himalaya like i had heard of it, this mountain that he had summited. I also am a huge fan of citizens arrest. Circumnavigating the planet in a hot air balloon at this motorcycle. So as he's selling it to me, he's like, I feel like I'm making a mistake. Like I really like this bike.

And I'm like, no backseats? I did put a deposit down. You kick it over right there. So we load the bike up on my truck, get the notary, et cetera. I'm like racing home to get to the DMV on time, get it license plated. In the end, I just found one closer on the way. Got there, got the license plate in hand, insurance. I'm ready to freaking go.

I get home, and it's a reality. Like, I actually have this thing. It is literally a lifelong dream to have this thing. I'm so worried. Where does this go bad? So I take it out and I start ripping around the backyard. Just turn in. Little jumps. Little wheelies.

I suck at wheelies. They're like one foot tall. I suck at jumping. They're like one foot in the air. Everything's fun and this is like going right. I'm working on what's called like a sliding brake the air. Everything's fun. And this is like going right. I'm working on what's called like a sliding brake, I think. Basically, you hit the rear brake, you slide 90 degrees, and you come to a stop. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Cool. So. Oh, no. Yeah. I high-side the bike. So, like, you're sliding it, and the bike is kind of tilted over, and then it flips past the center point. And I drop a motorcycle on my leg. Fuck. And it's like,

oh no, I'm hurt. How hurt am I? Is this a, I'm going to walk it off hurt. I sprained my ankle hurt or I broke my leg hurt. It's, I'm not sure.

And, uh, I'm in denial for a little bit that i'm just gonna walk it off i just sprained my ankle i sprained my ankle today i can't stand on the ball of my foot or anything but i can push off it while walking i'm gonna be okay but fucking just like christmas carol like i shot my eye out the first like i've had this thing for minutes like 12 minutes into writing it i already dumbassed my way into an injury i thought things were going to end so much worse uh yeah the fact that you are still a in possession of a working bike b not grievously

injured and c still have all the members of your family intact, including your pets. It's surprising to me at this point. It's going to be okay. I'm going to be fine. The bike's totally fine. I was worried. I was like,

God, did he run the dog over? Did the dog get like caught in the chain? Like what happened? So I'm a pretty experienced road motorcycle guy, right? I've got, I don't know, less than 100,000 miles, but not a lot less. No, there were years of my life where I didn't have a car and I only rode bikes and stuff like that. Cool.

But people who transition from the road to the dirt generally struggle. People who transition from the dirt to the road are usually quite skilled. And I'm doing the unskilled one so uh so here i am learning my way around uh busting up my ankle i've invented like i immediately dropped like 1500 on more protective gear you know and i was wearing boots which probably would have protected me they're not bad boots if i had buckled them tighter oh yeah and i i was negligent in that way and uh i also just dropped i was like well what are the best boots if you're going to get into a gunfight you wear a bulletproof armor so uh i intend to do this again have you had many sprained ankles lots of sprained ankles yeah same yeah. If you know it, then you know it, you know what to do for it.

So I, I, um, I, I busted mine up that one time and they were like, yeah, it's a bad sprain. And I was just like,

well, the more I walk on it, the faster it's going to heal. You know, let's, let's get this thing going. And I'm like dancing on it at school, like taking advantage of the fact that I'm a crutches and I don't have to lift

weights and it's broken. I'm like, it's just ruining your foot. I wake up that night. It was some of the worst. It was like, you think, you think back on the most painful moments of your life.

There's like maybe five of them that really stand out. This was it waking up and it's throbbing. Ga-goon, ga-goon, ga-goon with pain. It like, like sounds like a concrete mixer. There's no noise.

It's just this incredible pain with every heartbeat, and it's swollen as fuck because I had been walking around on a broken foot all day. Dancing around on a broken foot. Literally dancing, doing that thing. Remember the cartoon where the dead bullfrog, the guy keeps trying to show everybody the bullfrog's alive yeah but every time they turn their back the bullfrog jumps like hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal like i'm doing that number behind

the coach's back and shit like i'm being an asshole joke will be on them when i've danced my way to curing tomorrow yeah so like'm going to dance my way to the other side. Yeah. So, like, go back to the hospital, and they're like, oh, who read your x-rays? Was it Donnie? Donnie and his methamphetamine. I'm going to try it.

Everything looks fine. Yeah. It's, yeah, that was awful. But, yeah, I'm glad things are yeah things are gonna be fine man you were loading me up for like despair i felt like it's just i feel like such an idiot i have been denied this thing by every authority i mean like can't you still ride right now even with a sprained ankle like kind of yeah so i actually on my other bike i did like 70 miles yesterday um but for dirt bike you kind of get on the balls of your feet and absorb a lot of shock like i'm not riding off road i'm just doing the more predictable

street stuff right now but um i'm i'm kind of hoping that by friday or something i can go make some bad decisions yeah yeah That won't be too bad. I mean, that could have been quite a bit worse. A break. That would have just been the most devastating. Like, I've got plans. That would have been the worst. Remember the Twilight Zone where it's the end of the world and the guy who loves to

read books finally can read and he drops the book. He's got all these books. He's collecting the library. He's the last man alive on Earth. And he's collected the library he's he's the last man alive on earth and he bends down to pick up like war and peace or some shit and his glasses fall off and shatter oh yeah he's just like but i finally had time but i finally got time it's not fair it's not fair i finally had the time i. I think that's Burgess Meredith playing that guy, the guy who plays Rocky Balboa's coach in the movies.

The old guy? Yeah, the old guy. Of course, he's not old in this. I'm pretty sure. He's still old. If it's not him, it might not be him, and I'm just confused because Burgess Meredith was in a lot of Twilight Zones. That show holds up so well.

Every few years, I'll be like, I'm going to pop back and watch some Twilight Zone. It's great. If anybody wants to watch my favorite Twilight Zone of all time, I'll pull up the season and episode number. What's with the kid one? Is it the one with the kid?

Oh, where he has powers? No, that's like Little Monster or Monster on 7th Street or something. Is it the one where the plane gets destroyed? You mean the one where the gremlin's on the wing? Mm-hmm. No. There's two versions of that one, though.

You've got the one with John Lithgow that's in the movie, and you've got the one with William Shatner that's uh in the tv show like super young William Shatner I think maybe even before Star Trek um the one my favorite is called The Hunt it is season 3 episode 19 and uh it's it's my favorite episode which one is that it's where um the um I'll just read the synopsis since I'm so fucking out of it. Um, an elderly man who lives with his wife, Rachel and his hound dog rip, uh, in the back woods. Um, Rachel doesn't like having God, they really break it down. Uh, basically, um, a man and his dog are out hunting and, uh, he falls and dies.

And when he wakes up, he doesn't realize he's dead. And he thinks he's just walking home. But really, he's walking toward the afterlife. And this angel comes and tries to tell him this. And he's like, yeah, everlasting paradise. You died last night, sir. Can you believe it? Yeah.

Well, that's just how it goes of course you don't remember dying you you know so um right through here gates of hell let's do gates of heaven let's do it and uh and he's like oh but no dogs and he's just like what old rip can't come with me oh sir some dogs out in heaven. And then he's like, well, I don't think I want to go there. Well, sir, you got to go. Come on, come on, give me your bag. Come on, let's get in here. He's just like, I don't think so. I'm going to head on home. He's like, there is no home, sir. He just keeps going. And long story short, that was the devil tempting him and uh and later on he runs into the real angel who's like of course dogs are allowed in heaven sir oh is that rip come on

and it's i i cry when i watch that episode there's this he says something like fucking something about dogs and how dogs are i don't know something something nice about dogs and how dogs are... Something nice about dogs. I don't know. That's my favorite episode. There's a lot of good ones. There's one similar to that. The Civil War one. That's not the same one you were talking about, right? It's not, but I vaguely remember that

one. I've seen them all. Where it's like everyone who died in the Civil War on the way to the afterlife and the one woman who can kind kind of see them like on the ghost road that's a good one i like the one where like there's like no speaking in this one until the very end but it's like all it is just a log cabin with this old lady in the middle of the wilderness there's no other characters yeah except for a little flying saucer that comes in the whole time you're like what are these fucking insidious little aliens doing they're gonna fuck

with this old lady who's just trying to you know sweep and like in their poor little cabin and like they're kind of you know flying around she's afraid of them trying to figure it out and they're afraid of her she's a giant to them and then at the end you get the whole like yeah huge like tiny little flying saucer like the size of like a Folgers lid

compared to us yeah these guys are like two and a half inches tall. Very, very teeny. And then at the end, you find out like, it's like, Johnson, you're not going to believe what we've seen here. The largest group of humanoids we've ever seen. We're heading back to Houston or whatever the fuck. And it's like, oh.

We knew the little things and we found a race of gigantic peasants. Space. This is pretty lame. We're not coming back. What do you guys think? We put a rotary drone on Mars?

Pretty excited? Every time they do a little something extra, I do like it. Now, sometimes I feel like they just do... It's like when a kid learns to do the like they just like do, they're like, it's like when a kid learns to do like the most basic of things and they're like, they're like, Hey, look, like everybody

got excited when they took those first two steps. So they're like, Oh, now with a twirl and you're like, all right, but that's kind of just walking with a little differently. Oh no, no, no, no. Now I'm going to skip. And you're like, all right, all right. You did a thing. A skip is a different differently. Oh, no, no, no, no. Now I'm going to skip. And you're like, all right, all right, you did a thing. A skip is a different thing. Now I'm going to skip to my loo.

And I'm like, all right, that's literally the same thing. There's no difference. That's kind of how I felt. This is more like a hurdle. They're like, hey, check this out. We can jump over a thing. You're like, all right. I feel like this is a thing that we do on earth

all the time right kids are playing with drones like this they made it go up and back down I don't know maybe I'm missing something and they did more than that but it just went up and down and I'm like this is just the same thing but on Mars you guys delivered

this thing to Mars that's the cool part that it's on mars but it's otherwise just children's toy it's not surprising that it's able to do it is it it's more just like i have a drone like that that i found so interesting uninteresting it's still in the box it's i never took it out i don't give a fuck uh and i don't know i i reckon i likened it to a guinness book of world record you know ever look at those records some of them are like you know longest guy standing on a pole ever longest fingernails and then like longest guy standing on a pole while holding an egg i'm like all right whatever now you're just fucking making up things to have records about this is remember when i i

fussed about the moon race or the space race because they were like first person in first man in space first woman in space first time around the earth first time in orbit first time this that the other thing and then we're the first guy on the moon and we're like aha that's it we won this is another arbitrary goal line where we're like ah first rotary craft on the moon on mars and it's like yeah is that a big deal is this spacex or nasa that do this nasa i think i wonder i wonder what the plans are for the drone if it's to make long trips or like photograph something because it seems like or i wonder if like it was they were wondering if it could fly properly because maybe a thinner

atmosphere or something and maybe it's a special drone but if it's exactly what you said and they just sent a drone there and took it off it's it's like pretty loud even if they modified it for a thinner atmosphere maybe there's a little less unknown and they can get some better pictures learn more stuff you know like it definitely cover more ground i guess right quickly as cool as those mars rovers were it seemed like they hit one football sized rock and suddenly the whole mission is at risk and you know it's a problem yeah it's a whole planet of rocks right so maybe with the drone they're like dude if there's a thing half a mile away we can go up get a picture maybe go there like yeah or they could use the drone, they're like, dude, if there's a thing half a mile away, we can go up, get a picture, maybe go there. Or they could use the drone to do big loops and find a thing to send the crawler thing to actually crawl to with all the instrumentation on it and everything.

They need to find something interesting. Like, show me something worth looking at. Some pottery. Some pottery. A cool cool you know crab i was gonna say a fossil but even then if it's a fossil of an animal smaller than my fist i don't doesn't even count really if i found like a starfish you'd be like okay starfish you're right but like i remember yeah that would be cool if it's like something i could see but i do remember like huge news like 2008 2009 whenever it was like fucking there's life in space and it's like something I can see but I do remember like huge news like 2008 2009 whenever it was like fucking

There's life in space. It's like we found a little fucking Tarmogoy that's a magic card for the fucking little thing is that The tardigrade thing yeah, it's like oh we found these tardigrades. That's actually the size of an atom And it's like this is stupid like the size of an atom you're joking no it's not that small but it's like so little that it's like this doesn't count for a creature like i wanted to see something that you could you could see tracks of you know yeah something that made a decision have it make one decision in its entire life you know just make it just be smart enough to make a decision big enough that if it shit an animal that's big enough that if it shit, it would be a problem.

You know, it would be a funny thing if Kim Jong-un suddenly got Mars capabilities and he just wanted to try and run up the score. So it's like, first person to send a giraffe to Mars. First person to send a place called Fort to Mars. A boy monkey, a girl monkey. We think it's really inappropriate the way he's using it, but we're the USA. We're not going to lose this battle.

We're sending all of the San Francisco Zoo to fight fascism. Just a big pile of freeze-dried animals on the fucking surface of Mars. They have these looks of terror. They kick things out of our face.'s like when they have these looks of terror.

Can you imagine how terrified a gorilla would be if you sent it to Mars and then put it out on the surface with no protective gear? Just like Space Force, the gorilla has fucked up the dog and everybody. You've spent hundreds of billions of dollars making appropriately sized

suits for every type of animal. The helmet for the giraffe. As it's taken off, the giraffe is just sticking out the top like a convertible. The giraffe died instantly.

I want Taylor in charge of the Space Force. She's got some president for hemorrhaging money. I haven't heard about the Space Force since Trump left office. Is it doing anything? Is it moving forward? Yeah, they're moving forward. They're doing their thing.

It's not what we talked about before. It's not a bad idea. I think they're working on stuff. The thing is with stuff with satellites right you know like dealing with destroying enemy satellites in case of a war and protecting our satellites in case of a war and um and that sort of thing i think maybe they had some sort of idea about um cleaning up some of the space junk up there which seems like a good thing for them to be doing you know there's there's this effect that happens when you get a certain amount of space junk up there

that launches and telecommunications start becoming problematic. Not only is cleaning up space junk a good idea, but it seems like if you have the capability to clean up space junk, you're developing the capability to fuck with people's satellites too. Just, if I can go out there and find a bolt in orbit and toss it back to Earth,

I can find your satellite and break it. Oh, I think they can do that already, though. You know, the satellites send signals and such, right? Like, I think they know where most of them are. You would think. I hope they're on that. I hope we know where they all are. China's done it.

I don't think we've done it. Now, we fixed satellites. Clearly, we can do it in an expensive way. But can we quickly and effectively and cheaply just bust up someone else's GPS? Zap one? Yeah. I bet we could. Man, I bet we can.

I just can't imagine there's a thing we can't break if we want to. We are good at breaking shit It's we're so good at if you ask like I don't know can we repair a Chinese satellite if we needed to could we get? To it in a day and fix it. I don't know yeah, could we blow one up? Oh hell? Yeah? Oh, yeah, I guarantee we've got three different ways of destroying that satellite. One is from here with a button press. There's no way a fucker doesn't know how to do it then. Ah, that... They would do it by like launching a man at it or something like that.

Alright, Alexi, strap in. Dog. Remember, when you get close to it, start swinging real hard with those hammers we gave you. Claw hammers. He you. Claw hammers. He's got two claw hammers. I don't think you can get a good hammer. Why is that in space to die on? She had AKs.

It seems like Alexei is me. Dimitri, you're next up. They just keep loading them up, firing fucking Russians at them. AKs fire underwater, so they must work in space. What does? AKs?

Bullets? Like, because you need... Is there oxygen in the gunpowder? Like, I don't know how that works exactly. I don't either. But if it works underwater, then you must not need to bring your own air. They made space guns, though. Hmm.

Was that like a boondoggle yeah just like you know oh we spent so much on a NASA pen or whatever that old myth was well see that's bullshit the thing was that the reason we made the pens was because the graphite would scrape off

and zero gravity and get into the instrumentation panels and they didn't spend as much as the russians claimed we spend on yeah spent on those pins so in reality in reality it was like yeah there's a reason you guys keep blowing your shit up left and right maybe maybe maybe just buy a big pin from us and stop being such assholes i know there were a couple of space gun programs um but i don't think they were necessarily to deal with shooting other people in space because there was one thing

that just shot light at people the idea was you were going to blind them and then the other thing wasn't it was a space gun but it wasn't for space it was because the Soviets kept accidentally landing in the fucking wilderness where there were bears so they gave them this weird gun that was like

at least two calibers i think there was like some sort of russian calibers are funky so i don't know how to compare it but it was like a 20 gauge shotgun and like a a 30 uh caliber pistol bullet or something like that like with two barrels like that i have a shotgun slash 22 i got it from my father-in-law when he passed. Yeah, something funky like that. So they had like this sort of multi-use weapon for the wilderness, like something for bears, something for small game, potentially so they could survive a day or two.

That's the wilderness, though. Like you can't count that as a space gun. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I don't know why guns wouldn't work in space. Like Woody said, it seems like you don't need oxygen to make the bullet work because that's all self-contained anyway. It's not like oxygen is getting sucked into the cartridge so that we can create ignition or anything. You don't need air to make it spin.

That happens mechanically against the barrel. Yeah. I mean, the bullet's just going to come out and it's going to go forward. It would go faster, wouldn't it? Because there's no drag, no wind resistance. Would that even make that much of a difference? Would it slow down? I guess it would slow down, but really slowly.

Like, it'd stay fast for a long time. There's a lot of physics at play here that I don't even want to think about. Well, lucky for you, I've finished it. I've exhausted it. I feel like I'm missing something. It's like maybe without the wind resistance, the bullet doesn't build up as much pressure on the way out, and it's actually less powerful.

That doesn't sound right. It doesn't. But, yeah, I would think guns would work in space. Well, I'm sure we've tested it. Have we? Yeah. Yeah, I remember that footage of neil armstrong on the moon just fucking yeah they brought four guys up there you don't hear about that you know you don't hear about pete moon the fourth nasa get the question all the time. Oh my gosh.

I'm reading about it now and it's kind of interesting. About Pete Moon. This is about shooting a gun in space. So first of all, it works. The gun, the ammunition contains its own oxidizer, the chemical that will trigger the explosion in gunpowder.

So firing a bullet wherever you are in the universe, no oxygen required. Cool. The only difference will be the shape of the resulting smoke trail. It will be an expanding sphere from the tip of the barrel. All right, all right, interesting. Here's where the oh my gosh came in. Imagine you're floating freely in a vacuum between galaxies. Just you, your gun, and a single bullet. You can spend all of eternity trying to figure out how you got there, or you can shoot the damn cosmos. If you do the latter, Newton's third law dictates that the force exerted on the bullet will be equal and opposite the gun. I'm looking for the interesting part.

One shot, the bullet will keep going quite literally forever. The bullet will never stop because the universe is expanding faster than the bullet can keep up with it or keep up with any serious amount of mass to slow it down. So it's talking about going 10 million light years and never catching the expanding universe.

Yeah, neat. Unless you like hit a moon or a comet. Yeah, hit something. But I mean space is so empty like you're not going to hit anything. Probably not, no. I would think eventually. Yeah. The bullet will only catch up to atoms

that are less than 40 or so light years from the chamber of your gun. Jesus. 40,000 light years from the chamber of your gun. Space is. It's a scary scale to think about like like you can't you you literally can't imagine it like you did oh i can it's like oh you can i got it show me your imagination don't think that hard frankly it's just like

yep got it it's like it's like when you lose your keys, but you're instantly like end table. End table. Don't even have to go in there. I know they're on the end table. Yeah, so you're just like ten light years that... Wait. That's just ten single light years. Obviously. Obviously. I have a good understanding.

Factor in the expansion of space-time and there we are. What's that? Like 87 parsecs? What was I even thinking about this for? How long is a light year? A billion million miles. No, a trillion. Well, the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.

Yeah, well, then you punch those numbers up real quick. Yeah, let me get my calculator right out for you. Oh my god. A billion. It uses scientific notation, which is a pain in the ass. 5 to the 12th. What is that? Oh, here we are. How many zeros? This one says 93 million

miles. That's bullshit. That's how far it is to the sun, I think. 6.706 E plus 8. Come on, man. Come on! What is it in knots? 5.827 E plus 8. Why is it so hard to tell

me how many miles are a light year? What if Google does it? 186,000 miles per second. I want miles per hour. So times 60 times 60. Well, I mean, the number is 5.879 with 12 zeros. All right, here it is. A light year is about 6 trillion miles.

So it's 5.7 to the 12th power, but 6 to the 12th power would be 6 trillion. So there you have it. It's about 6 trillion miles. Trillion's really big. Or 9.46 trillion kilometers. It's easy to lose. Like Taylor was saying, like how big a trillion is. Like I have a rough idea of what a million is.

All right. So a thousand million. All right. All right. This is getting pretty big. A thousand or one trillion. a thousand million. All right. All right. This is getting pretty big. A thousand or one trillion, a thousand billion is numbers get so big. Yeah.

Yeah. That guy who, um, you know what? I just realized, I'm sorry, but, but you, you were, you mentioned like, uh, Newton's laws of motion with the, with the gun in space. I'm wondering what the recoil is going to do to the astronaut. Maybe that is the issue at hand. How fast does he go? If we're all spacewalking, we've got

those little jetpacks that jet us around but we're just floating around out there and I shoot a gun. Isn't that enough force to send me backwards doing backflips? I'm weightless. You're spiraling unless you could somehow stop. How could you unless you had a series of blocks? It's really going to send me backwards doing back flips? I feel like you could be spiraling unless you could somehow stop but how could you unless you had like a series of blocks it's really going to throw me off

yeah now you still have mass even though you don't have weight so like you're not going to move equal to the bullet in the other direction no of course not I'm not like moving yes 3000 feet per second that way although that would be cooler

that would be cooler. That would be badass. We found a new way to power the space shuttle. Yeah, we strapped Ken to the back with an AK-47. It's super cool. We're really slow. We're going to starve out here. He's loving it. Listen to him on the com. He's just, woo!

Redneck power. It is pretty cool to think about. Well, to think about happening to someone else in a scientific way. I wouldn't ever want to go to space, not even if it was free. Oh, and then there was the gyrojet pistol. I've actually seen one of those. That's another space gun. It's shooting, and I don't know why, but it shoots little rockets, little jets, jet-powered ammunition at the other person.

And maybe because of what I said about recoil throwing you off, but I met a guy who had one, or actually had several of them. Yeah, if it was jet-powered, then the recoil wouldn't necessarily push the shooter around so much. I guess. I don't fucking know. Why did they make that thing to shoot russians i guess i have no idea is his name derek chauvin the derek chauvin trial i read it so i don't know how to pronounce yeah i i read it as well um i just got dm'd from um well i won't i won't say his name but um chauvin guilty on all charges, but optos autopsy says, uh,

asphyxiation is not the cause of death. So how was it murder? I don't know. I, I, the Floyd, uh, the Floyd, uh, Mayweather trial, I believe, uh, so just came to an end. It was guilty on everything this is the minnesota cop that kneeled on the guy for eight and a half minutes or something i know you know i'm for the audience they kneeled on the guy in minnesota i think for like eight and a half minutes and he was saying i can't breathe and he slowly died um it looks like the cop was found guilty on all

counts what were the counts was it literally like all counts. What were the counts? Was it literally like it wasn't first degree murder, right? Was it? It's like manslaughter being in there, right? I want to say second. I don't know. Off the top of my head. Let me see. I'm searching too. Guilty on all three charges.

Two murder, one manslaughter. Second degree murder, third degree murder, second degree murder. The only murder of one person. How does he get two murder charges and a manslaughter second degree murder third degree murder second the only murder of one person how does he get two murder charges in a manslaughter charge i don't understand look frankly like frankly even even if he literally was like is that george floyd yeah the nice old guy that that takes care of the kids in the neighborhood. Uh-huh, that's him. Let's go kill him. Even if that's what he did, you can't give him two murder charges and a manslaughter charge for doing it. I actually didn't know how this worked.

I always thought because it says two different degrees of murder, I thought you always just took whatever the highest one you could get. I did, too. That's like when they charged me for weed, they were like Yeah possession with intent And also trafficking And They like found three or four different ways to say Having weed But also Possession of a

Firearm by a drug user That's crime right guys right So I have a little info He faces a 40 year maximum maximum sentence for the second degree unintentional murder conviction that's one of them 25-year sentence for third degree murder and a 10-year sentence for second degree man so i guess if you add them up it's 75 years is worst case probably unlikely right because they'll serve him concurrently and be on probation and he'll probably be out in 15 years or something 35 you said 25 or 35 for that first

one 40 40 25 10 40 25 10 uh his bail was immediately revoked sentencing will be in eight weeks so eight weeks we'll find out how long he gets. Eight weeks. Good Lord, this kind of shit takes forever. I was wrong. I was at my dad's place two weeks ago or something like that. My dad was like, oh, that guy is done. They have to find him guilty or the people will burn the cities down. And I was like, I think he's going to be not guilty. I think they overcharged him.

I think maybe they get him for manslaughter, but nothing else. And he's like, yeah, because like, was it second or third degree murder was the lesser one that he was under i think maybe third third was the lesser murder my dad was like i looked up third degree murder because who the fuck knows what third degree murder even is and uh it's not that bad like the the sentence you get he's like it could be like two years sometimes for third degree murder and i was like god that's probably what they'll do then they'll give this guy like two years and he'll serve like barely as much time as i did you know he'll do six months or something like that but no it seems like they are really making sure the cities don't get burned making sure the cities don't get burned.

Yeah. I mean, it's the jurors who made the call. I believe that. I could be silly and, you know, I'm not understanding whatever pressure the man put on the jurors to say what they said. But my suspicion is the jurors listened to the trial and, you know, decided he was guilty. I listened to the trial in and out.

And every step of the way, it was like, this is going poorly. All the things I heard about him dying from fentanyl and this and that were kind of, they didn't fit the evidence. They didn't fit the autopsy. There were, I hate to say some narratives, right? But like, you know, I'll just say it. The right wing news was kind of saying, hey, you know what? It was just coincidental. This guy happened to die that day.

If he had never met the cop, the same thing would have happened. And the left wing news was like he kneeled on him until he died. And then during the trial, that second one seemed to be the one that was reinforced again and again and again. All the medical examiners, all the professionals, the ER doc that treated him etc all seemed to say yeah yeah it was consistent with you know asphyxiation or whatever by kneeling on him until he couldn't breathe and died from that and they're like you know would um fentanyl have caused this and he explained why the answer is no but i can't re-explain it. I'm not smart enough. But the answer was no. He didn't die from fentanyl, according to the doctors. So as I'm listening to this, I'm like, dude, how is this cop going to get off?

I just say, cops always get off. How's it going to happen? And not this time. On one hand. Not always. Yeah, I'm really torn because on one hand, I hate police. time one hand always yeah i'm really torn because on one hand i hate police um and like like every time something i won't say that but um i know what you're saying i don't someday i want to know every time of what what's that what's that thing from the christ movie? Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

I have a similar thing. But anyway, but at the same time, seemed like they were just restraining that crazy man who wasn't following orders to me in most of the videos I saw. There's pieces of it I'm missing, right? Because he was in the car, maybe cuffed. And then later, he wasn't in the car anymore he's on the ground with the guy's knee on his back and neck how did that transition happen in the video

he was i maybe i don't know i it's been so long since i've seen the video but but so really i'm just going on like how the video made me feel rather than like like you know right after you watch it's the difference between like watching a fight and then being like, oh no, no, no. Remember he slipped the punch to the left and then hit him, went to the body. But then eight years later, you're like, I don't know. He just beat him real good. I remember that. He definitely won. I know one, that's all you've got anymore. And in my head, it's just like, I just remember him like being real difficult and not listening to anything and continuously apologizing while doing the opposite of what he was saying. Like, I'm so sorry that you have found me to be difficult to deal with today.

I'm sorry that you feel like I'm resisting you. And no, no, God, no, please don't kill me. Like begging for his life while at the same time making things very hard on himself um he was saying he was mentally ill he was saying i can't breathe when he was in situations where no one was stopping him from breathing right like say seated in the back of a police car i can't breathe i can't breathe so i can understand why the cop while now with his knee on the back of his chest and neck, stopping the guy from breathing is like, ah, you cried wolf already. You know, you've been saying I can't breathe this whole time. Why should I take you seriously now?

Obviously, he should have. The cop fucked up. And watching the video, the way it took like eight and a half minutes to kill this dude made it extra bad to me. Yeah. You know, if he stayed on it for way too long, if he accidentally like took them off for a second or hit him in the head or even that dumb ass bitch that like shot a guy when she thought she was tasing him. At least she's just an incompetent boob. she's just an incompetent boob. This guy is an asshole who seemed to almost enjoy the suffering that happened on his knee.

What, what if, what if next we have a woman who tries to hit a prisoner with a baton, but she accidentally stabs him 18 times. Baton, baton. Oh no, I stabbed him.

Shankson pulled out aie knife instead of a baton the fact that he killed him in this really slow drawn out way made me extra upset with him so that i just didn't like it i don't know it's it's like whenever you see like middle eastern footage and they're like it's like two groups that you've never even heard of. It's like, oh, yeah, this terrorist group from Libya is having a conflict with this other terrorist group from Syria. And it's real bad because they're doing awful things to one another. And I'm just like, shame. shame.

I think that your idea, Kyle, we talked about with Brandon of just like doubling cop pay. Yeah. Triple it. Yeah. Do like a little, a little purge of like, all right,

we're, we're, we're doing some employment reevaluation here. Everyone. Yeah. Turns out like a huge percentage of you should never have been hired. So we're going to, we're going to up the pay and we're going to get way, way better people. Yeah. Turns out like a huge percentage of you should never have been hired. So we're going to we're going to up the pay and we're going to get way, way better people. But yeah. So there's this like pro cop group who is like, you know, we should raise the pay.

We should raise the pay, get better people. My way of agreeing with the majority that thinks police work isn't being done as well as it could is to say we should pay them more. And I'm like, these are the same people who said we should train him more. It's all just a way to increase police budget. They're not necessarily wrong, but I think with that increased pay should come increased firing. I don't know why if you're a cop, you have a job for life. Who gets fired as a cop?

No one gets fucking fired as a cop. Everyone in the private sector loses their jobs at one point. No one has a job that lasts until the day they decide to retire but you get a cop at the your town pd you are hired until you're 65 and retire with full benefits or less 20 years and you get your benefits you know you start working there at 18 at 38 you can retire with your benefits and it's no fucking you should worry about getting fired all the time like every fucking accountant and electrician and what have you does and like what they do is like and a lot of that is because of their like club mentality where it's like okay it's not us protecting citizens from criminals. It's us here within these walls, and we're against the world out there.

You got my back? Oh, so you kicked that guy when you probably shouldn't have? I didn't see anything. They're a gang. When I did this earlier. You didn't notice when I dropped that drug in the guy's trunk. I certainly didn't notice you throw an elbow right there. And they always have each other's back and it's bullshit.

Every time they post a picture of some black guy, like posing with his gun on social media, I'm like, I wish they would pull up a picture of the cops, like posing with like a drug. Every time they catch some poor fucking guy like me or some 17 year old kid with like their weed or whatever. Like a fish. They got like three ounces of weed. Or some 17-year-old kid with their weed or whatever. Holding Kyle up like a fish. They've got three ounces of weed. They've got the kid's old-timey revolver or something like that. They've got his PlayStation. And they're just posing with it on social media. Four of these nerdy fucking white dude cops who used to get the shit beat out of them after basketball practice every day in high school.

Maybe that's why they're not or sometimes the opposite sometimes they were the high school bullies and they just continue that into their policing career it's cops should get fired at cisco they fired 10 of the staff every quarter that seemed excessive to me that is excessive that's a stressful environment you make one mistake and you're fucking fired. I'm literally proud of the fact that I worked there like 13 years without ever being bottom 10%. I had to rat out a lot of friends. You'd think it'd be easy to not be bottom 10%, right? Like, how hard is that?

Not everybody fucks up. Sometimes you're in a group, six people, nobody fucked up. Someone's got to go. Who's going to get fired? You know, how could you not be the guy? So anyway, I saw people get fired who I didn't think should have been. Maybe that's too much. But maybe 10% of the staff every year, 5% of the staff every year,

just fucking call the bottom of the people and, and, and get rid of them. It, yeah, every year. I think they should have performance evaluations, you know, every quarter or something like that. You should be able to,

there should be some, they should, you should be able to fucking do some physical shit. I don't know. Maybe there should be a, I think there should be a mile run. There should probably be some kind of a basic obstacle course. There should be some sort of,

uh, um, like, like a basic, um, knowledge of the law written exam. Every time it should be some sort of uh um like a basic um knowledge of the law written exam every time it should be like half of what a sergeant's exam is every fucking quarter they have to pass or something like that and then there should definitely be some like blindfold them and put a taser and a glock in front of them and try to it should be dependent on which is which right like if you're a meter maid there should be one set of physical and law abiding law knowledge yeah they don't have to

do shit if you're a uh if you're a beat cop there should be a different set of like physical qualifications and law knowledge that you should know there might be a senior position of guys that are basically just managing humans and like scheduling and stuff yeah they should have a different kind of qualification military does it that way. Project management, etc. That way, people can get old kind of like they do in the military. Look, if you're a lieutenant

or something, your mile run, that's not your job. We'll chill for you. But if you're a beat cop and you have to wrestle bad guys, if you're a beat cop and you cannot do an 8 minute mile you're fired that's even pretty generous

it's very generous a beat cop who's fat I'm sure both of you guys when you were kids you'd see I'd be like 5'6 and that's how intuitive this is that even a child knows I'd see a big fat fucking cop in the middle of a quick trip, double fisting

donuts, and even as a kindergartner, like, something's wrong about this. This doesn't look right. Wait, isn't this guy... I was told at school these guys are our friends and they're going to protect me. From what? He's going to be at the front line of diabetes eating all the sweets before they can get to me? No.

You want to see a cop who's like, I'm taking this bullet for you, little man. You know what? I could take more bullets than these other cops. Yeah, just call them crawlers and bear claws. I come in here every morning at 5 a.m. and eat every donut hole in the place so that little tykes like you don't have to. So if you say cops need more training i think that's usually a cop out i think that's a way to not assign responsibility to stupidity on cops you know he just

needed more training that's how he's going to know not to be a racist piece of shit how he's going to know not to fucking shoot when he shouldn't shoot no no training is not the answer some people don't have the the mindset to be cops they should be fired true yeah so more pay more firings will have a better police force that's my solution yeah it would have to be like well and like stuff like this is almost like unlike the military like what there's a million different police precincts and it's not like there's a head cop in the whole country that can like lay down and then you got like different jurisdictions and stuff right like like just because of where i am right and i think it's true for a lot of places but like small town in the south you have your local police department for the towns and cities like royston georgia has

a police department livonia georgia has a police department they're within Franklin County. Franklin County has a sheriff's department with many deputies, but then Georgia has the state patrol. And it just so happens that the interstate runs right through Franklin County. So there's lots of state patrol and the interstate and the state patrol headquarters is right there next to Franklinlin county maybe even in franklin county so there's there's another jurisdiction and the gbi is only 40 minutes away the georgia bureau of investigation so they've got guys and then the and then the atf headquarters is only like an hour and 40 minutes away so they're there too so there's just this swarm and then the and then um what's the other one um the game wardens are carrying guns too.

And everybody's like, okay, a game warden. They're law enforcement too. They just are. It's weird that they are, but they are. Post office is law enforcement. So there's this swarm of guys with bad attitudes, with guns riding around everywhere. Meanwhile, little white ladies are like,

I hope that African-American man next door takes mercy on me. I hear he might have a gun. Ma'am, there are dozens and dozens of hardly trained young white men riding around in government-issued SUVs with assault rifles as we speak, just looking for something to do.

I have a way to impose my rules. So they did it with the highway. I think where you're getting at is, hey, the problem is there's all these different police departments, counties, town, etc. That's one way it'd be hard to get them all to follow a thing. We did it with the highways. There is no rule that says the drinking age is 21. But you don't get highway funds unless it is. So every state went into line because they're like,

well, we can't fucking survive without highway funds. So now the drinking age is 21. They did it with something else too. I think they did it with speed limits back in the day, like back when oil was low, like in the seventies, national speed limit,

55 miles an hour, but they don't have the power to do that. Well, either you do 55 miles an hour as a speed limit't have the power to do that. Well, either you do 55 miles an hour as a speed limit or you don't get highway funds. So suddenly they all did it. Put some funds out there for the cops and say, yeah, you either abide by these protocols, this much money, this much firings, or you don't get the cop money and they'll take it. They always take the money. That's my solution. Yeah. it might work. Woody for president.

Like, hey, you know, if you get this big lump sum, you have to fire, you know, at least 25%, whatever the percent is. And you can't fire a bunch of people and then not hire new people, you bastard. You got to use the money. You got to use the money. Staff turnover, right? Yeah. And hire people and fire all of the inept, dangerous people yeah and the number doesn't have to be super high like 25 you might lose a lot of good people right i'm sure yeah i just picked a number right

right but make it five there's you can't tell me that like five percent of the new york pd doesn't have to go yeah so many of them are gonna be fat Yeah. There is no way that only one in ten cops should be fired. There's definitely a higher rate than that. Yeah. So anyway, this dude, Chauvin, going to jail. Two more months and we'll know how many years it is, I guess. Right. Yeah, he's in there now.

They revoked his bail. So I don't know if he has been in jail every night lately, but he started now. I do know today, it snowed all day here today. It was bullshit. That is bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

It is 420. It was like 10 a.m., and I was like, that can't be, no. And it snowed for like, up until I started this. We got like three and a half inches of snow. I'm jealous. I wish it was snow here. That's so cool. It's supposed to be like 70

tomorrow afternoon or something, so it'll be gone. That's what snow's like here. You can go outside and make a snowman right now if you wanted. If I hustle, it's already going. Go! What are you doing here? Go! If you feel like you have to shovel your sidewalk you can do a super shitty job just make it the width of the shovel and that nature takes care of the rest that's what it's like in nc it did not even cross my mind to shovel

i was like what give myself a chore it'd be like a workout because by the end of like if i go out there and just breathe on it you know by 10 p.m we'll be mostly gone okay yeah i just i hate that i hate late in the season snows when i because i love spring it's my favorite season so like i feel like it's all getting warm it's getting nice my allergies are getting a little worse admittedly but that's normal and then just to get a snow it's just it's depressing i don't like it i don't like the snow very much kyle it seems like you really do i do i do although i don't think i would like it right now i just feel like i feel awful i really hope i don't have covet i'm

getting the vaccine tomorrow the second shot whether they like it or not i i i'll i'll fucking i don't care i don't think i've got covet i i feel like so many people are just like i think i had covet back in August. I'm pretty sure. I had a little sneezing episode. Whenever someone tells me they think they had COVID, I just roll my eyes so fucking hard I can see my brain.

I honestly don't think I do, but I do have a sore throat. The kind that you feel in your ears. Sniffly? Dude, I didn't have... i use um that i've got that um that nasal decongestant stuff and i use it incessantly because i love having like always being clear um so i wouldn't know if i was stuffed stuff hopefully it goes away and you don't have strap or something that would suck yeah i won't be able to talk then it's uh it's it's it doesn't

hurt to talk yeah it doesn't hurt to talk yet but like it hurts to swallow you might if you have strep you should see a doctor you can go to urgent care and they'll take care of you in a hurry yeah yeah antibiotics and it'll get rid of your strep that's you don't want to let yeah you don't want to let strep run around because it's more serious than you think it is. It's just more like. I've told this story before, but I used to get strep throat a lot. I was the kind of guy who got strep throat like three times a year in like high school and stuff. And then I went to college, didn't have parents making my medical decisions for me.

So I would just like, well, I don't know. I guess I'll see if I can beat strep with my natural defenses. Terrible, terrible, terrible decision. I finally went to the doctor. He's like, you have the most classic case of strep I've ever seen in my career. I couldn't swallow. My uvula was like the size of that big marble, the one you shoot at the others. And every time I swallowed, I would swallow my uvula painfully.

And then it would come back because it's attached and super, super bad. They gave me something to sell in. And like in three hours i was halfway better like it was just boom amazing recovery she's like i should have went to the doctor four days ago yes oh for sure oh i could drink enough orange juice to make my way to the other side it's like probably not i had such i took a nap today and I had just weird fucking nightmares. I dreamed I was covered with rashes and my teeth all fell out. Teeth falling out? That's one of those common nightmares.

Lots of people experience that. I've never had that. I was spitting my teeth out and my legs were covered with red rashes. Well, you look fine. You do look fine. Yeah, we all suspect you're faking taylor and i were saying that before you put your heads up yeah this is a big setup so that i could just not show up on thursday on a vacation

i felt like a little bit sick this morning because I got the vaccine yesterday and my deltoid was super sore, like much more than it was the first time around. And I was just like, say under the weather, I feel like I'm exaggerating, but I stood up and I was just like, oh, this is not what 100% is. But here I am later, same day. So it's been 24 hours ish. I'm fine. Were you able to work out or like just uh what i did i worked out monday and is that right i forget i forget i did pull day and then i skipped leg day basically because i've got one bad knee and one bad ankle and i'm, what the fuck is leg day nowadays? Leg days would be very bullshit.

We have 10 by 10 walks across the city. Yeah, so. Oh, we forgot to talk about Snowpiercer. Oh. Snowpiercer. Yeah. And we're 59 minutes, up to you. Yeah, so. Yeah, we can talk about it on PKA if you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

It's, i'll just say left something to be desired same conclusion of the season there were a lot more uh plot lines i was hoping to see unfurled and explored and i feel like they kind of just blue balled us not really a good reveal or anything at the end of the second season. So I like the, you know, the evil redheaded girl that cut those guys' penises off. Yeah. Yeah. And then like sold out the,

like the, the blade bearers who were helping her do it. Oh, you're fucking hot. And she seems pretty crazy. You know, I hope someone kills her. She's erratic.

I hope somebody fucks her. I'd like to see that. I'm with Kyle. I don't even watch this show, but I also want to say, I'm sorry. You're on an Island by yourself. And I I'd like to see that. I'm with Kyle. I don't even watch this show. Taylor, sorry. You're on an island by yourself. I would also like to see a porno with her

and the little girl who's like the littlest engineer who looks vaguely masculine. You know, the little girl who drives the fucking train oh yeah yeah that uh that sean bean is close with or yeah i looked it up she's like 19 or something okay

you had to look it up yeah i know because i i was like how old is she actually because like they make her look kind of young and it's just like she doesn't actually look that young and she's a really really good actress yeah i would have guessed younger than 19. I thought she did look pretty young. Yeah, yeah, they definitely make her – well, she's supposed to be in the show. Like 16 because she was born on the train, and it's only been 17 years. No, no, no.

Remember, she was like six or something when the disaster happened, and she was late getting to the train that's why she ended up with sean bean and not with her right okay well then yeah according to the show should be should be like 23 no no the the train's only been going for like what seven years oh i had 17 in my head no i think it's like seven i think it's like seven years and maybe 17 or 18 revolutions because i think it does like two and a half a year. That's probably right. It's been a long fucking time on this train.

Yeah. So I think she's supposed to be like 13 to 15 or something like that. But I was like, let me Google real quick. Let me Google before I have those, these thoughts. Yeah. Before I have any impure thoughts um

but but yeah she's like oh speaking of that that the fucking um edp remember uh the the black guy hit on him we have a show do you see all the news about him no oh tons of pedo shit like like like really yeah tons of pedo shit we're gonna have another like like pedo pka it's gonna be great like like like tons of pedo shit um i don't i don't even know if you should we can do it two ways you guys can go like do your own research because it's crazy like like all the all the stuff and how poorly he's handled this or i could just do a ton of it and i could present it i almost like that better i think that's i i'm not being lazy, but I, you're a story. Yeah.

I don't mind. Yeah. I don't mind. Um, someone linked me a thing and then I kind of went down a little rabbit hole. Um, wow. He's the guy. If I, tell me if I have this right. Wings of redemption was losing weight.

EDP had previously lost a bunch of weight, wanted to help them. Wings is like, fuck off. And he's like, Hey man, shit hurts. And apparently never said the n-word i just that sounds right yeah yeah that's edp right yeah eat that pussy um apparently um no matter how old she is eat this is why i want you to tell the story on pk yeah um we could let's save it for pk this seems like big news and yeah yeah yeah like all jokes aside like like like you know we goof around about that stuff a lot but it's like

damn that's this isn't good the slider only goes down to 18 for a reason edp the slider stops at 18 god damn it yeah no matter how delectable she is see this is what we gotta stop honestly like the problem is the problem like those jokes are funny like we've been making those jokes for a decade but our co-workers keep actually being fucking child fuckers so we've got to distance ourselves you're right you're right it's like it's it'd be like no skeletons in my closet it'd be like you know if we were always making like these racist jokes but then one by one like like people like tucker or harley's but turned out to be actual white supremacists and like found out that they're in the clan or something like that been on the show who edp's been on the show yeah Who? EDP's been on the show, yeah. Oh, he has?

I'm like 90% sure. You're not mixing him up with Dam Drops. I very likely am because they were both overweight black men. Okay. I don't remember talking to him. I could be wrong. I could be. I am more likely wrong because

I didn't realize we had had Polk on the show and that was like a year ago or something like that. And I'm a fan of poker. It would be like if we had had like so-and-so Ovechkin on the show and Taylor was just one day. He was like, I wish we could get that Ovechkin guy on the show. That would be crazy, right? I was like, yeah, we had him on the show. No, no, we didn't.

And then I link him a video of him having a four-hour discussion with this guy that literally happened to me alexander why can't i remember ovechkin's first name alexander yeah okay i had alexi in my head yeah the fucking i have no memory that polk was on our show and that i had a discussion with him. Like, like I, I only vaguely remember Daniel Negreanu and I don't think I was high during that episode.

Like it's. That was sober time. I just can't remember. Um, like these shows, like they, like, like I go into a fugue state.

That's going to be, that's going to be my defense. Whenever I say something. Yeah. I'm like Walter White. Whenever I say something really fucked up and I actually get in I say something. Yeah, I'm like, Walter White. Whenever I say something really fucked up and I actually get in trouble for it and people are just like, I can't believe you said... I was in a fugue state. I have

no memory of that. I literally don't remember what I do during the show. Remember that episode of Breaking Bad where it also doesn't fly as an excuse? You remember, right? I remember flying that. Yeah, he was guilty in that of terrible things.

Well, this is completely different from that. See, in that show, Walter was lying. I'm not. I'm telling the truth. That's different. Really, it's that Breaking Bad has poisoned the well for those of us who truly deal with this.

Yeah, too many actual fucking grown-ass 35, 40-year-old men going after 15, 16-year-old girls for us to continue having fun making fucking jokes. You ruined the joke, EDP! There's that, and then there's different degrees of sexual assault happen in the YouTube world too. I think what happens is they become like minor league stars and they

get entitled. You should feel privileged to be sucking my dick or whatever. I can easily land this girl, this girl, and this girl so you should get at it. And that mindset hits people. I mean like he said he's been caught trying to meet a 13 year old girl 13 called out for the same by a group called predator poachers

who have been sharing evidence on social media uh there's a lot of evidence yeah yeah oh no to read that i'm trying to speed yeah so so and then like the best part is like he'd do his little live streams like like cell phone i don't know where he's straight i it seemed like he was just on his fucking phone streaming from his couch looking bad um and um so there were i guess there was like a speech what's that thing where you donate and like a text to speech. Yeah. It's like, why don't you keep ducking this question where your fans,

we want to know what your side of this is. It's not going to stop until you defend yourself or admit your guilt. And he just goes boop in stream. And it's, and then finally he has like this rant where he comes on and, and, and he takes the approach yes you have no idea he takes the offensive as a child predator like like he doesn't say this is not true i would never ever do this that's what you should do yeah even if you're guilty frank gates knows that much there you go he his angle is yeah i did it

these little girls these 14 15 16 17 year old whores out there sucking dick out there looking after at that star fucking looking for some youtube celebrity cock you whore you whore hitting me up on social media with your 15 year old ass wanting some dick and then screenshotting me and showing everybody when i give you some dick this is a pretty tone deaf way to handle this and i'm just like i don't think you know how uh to properly defend yourself this is one of those legal counsel moments um where someone should be stepping in yeah and like i in my head i can just picture like the the like to dislike ratio it's just like he literally takes the offensive yeah as an admitted child predator it'd be like if that uh if like jared from subway was like yeah yeah i did it you dirty little whores wanting some jared dick wanting my six inch wanting my my foot long? Want the fucking

triple meat combo? And your little underage gash? And it's just like I stopped with the sandwich rate puns. It's even worse. Yeah, it doesn't work. I want to save something

for PKA when we talk about this. I'm sure there'll be new developments by then. They'll have his ass locked up. He's about to be entering that prison. Yeah. Ooh, EDP. Ah, I see what you did. All right, all right.

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