Painkiller Already - PKN 349

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

Painkiller Nearly, episode 349. How are you boys? Doing good. Kyle, I'm almost out of the hole of the St. Louis, Colorado. Or actually, no. We have to remove the death pool from that because otherwise I'm not even close to out of the hole. But I'm close to out of the hole now. But unfortunately, they don't have any more games yet this season, so you win by $5, I think, is the way it works. Yeah, unless somehow we both make it to the playoffs and play against each other so what that would need to happen is colorado's already clinched but they would need to get to first place above vegas which is very

possible and then st louis just needs to stay in fourth and then yeah they would play a seven game series which just like you know how there are some like worst teams in any sport where it's like let's say the Braves are way better than the Marlins I don't know baseball but for some reason every time you play the Marlins you're like these fucking Marlins how are they're just built to beat the Braves what is wrong with that like that's how the blues are for Colorado most of the time like a bunch of the injuries change that but like you go to the Colorado Avalancheanche Reddit, like almost all my Reddit use now is going to the different hockey teams and like reading about it. And they'll be like, give us Vegas, give us fucking anyone but St. Louis

because they got something on us. We always lose to St. Louis because our players are too afraid of getting hit really hard, you know, whatever it is. And so I would much rather take on Colorado than Vegas. If the Blues play Vegas in the first round, Vegas is just too skilled for us. They'll just, they'll roll us. I think.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know what that's like. Yeah. There's certain matchups where it's like when the playoffs come around, it's like, Oh,

we got to play into the saints. Yeah. It's the saints. Like, like every fucking time. Like they've always got some like freak of nature running back and they, it's, Oh, Oh, it's, it's the Yankees in the series?

Great. Yeah, great. This couldn't be one of the years they didn't want to win, so they dropped their salary by 40 mil? Great. I remember that. That happened in like 99, I think. They just decided not to win?

Well, no. The Yankees every now and then decide to win, so they just up their like salary to like a quarter billion back then it would have been a quarter billion now it's probably three and a quarter in fact that's outrageous yeah like 90 i'm talking like in 1999 and it was i just i'm pretty sure that was the year the braves made it to the series uh might have been the year of john rocker making all those crazy inflammatory comments about june york and uh and uh f slurs on the subway and all that shit and like it was just a real controversy and and and at the same time we're like to be a

baseball fan though it was a fun time to be a braves fan especially because it was just like like going in like like we had no hope i had no hope like like as a as a whatever i was a 12 13 year old or something like that i was just like oh the yankees oh okay okay well we're just the atlanta braves we just happened to to like be real scrappy this year um although we had won the series like four years prior so it was like yeah we're gonna win it every four or five years. There was also that kind of mindset, but not fucking Yankees. I don't remember how many games it went. I, if I had to guess we won one,

maybe two games, but probably been back since, or is that the world series? Yeah. I think not that I remember, but like, it's kind of a blur, you know,

and there were years where I just didn't care at all. And I was super busy or, or just drugged out. So I can't really remember. But last year, obviously, was our best shot. If we had won, all we had to do was win one more game against the Dodgers. We had them down three games to one or something in a best of seven. Oh, yeah. You need one more win get that

fourth win and uh and we let them come back and win three straight and beat us and then uh i don't recall who the dodgers had to play in the series last year but we would have beaten them easily like it would have been it would have been no problem because like it was just a bad matchup for them we'd have won the series last year if we could have just clinched one more fucking game. Yeah, I have no idea. That was a real sad time for Kyle. I have no idea who – gone to my head, I have no idea who won the World Series last year. It was the Dodgers.

Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's why I say like all the Braves had to do was win. I thought you meant the Dodgers lost but that the Braves would have rolled that other time. Oh, no, see, that's the thing. Like we were so competitive against the Dodgers that we took it to the seventh game in our playoff series, and we had them down three games to one. And, like, there was one game where we blew them the fuck out, maybe two.

And it was, like, both of us had explosive offenses and real good pitching. It was just like, oh, man, these are the best two teams in baseball. And then you get to the series and the American League team. Again, I can't recall who it was last year, but it was one of those years, I think, where the Yankees and the Red Sox didn't feel like winning, so it was probably like the Brewers or somebody

or some no-name team, whatever. But yeah. No-name team. Some no-name team you've never even heard of. Talking about matchups. There you go, exactly. Fair enough. The Tampa Bay Rays.

Talking about matchups, there was a UFC fighter named Matt Hughes, right? Back in the early 2000s, not only was he the best 170 pounder in the UFC, but he was in that conversation for best unarmed combat human to have ever walked the earth, right? He was just fucking badass. But he had a loss on his record to this guy named dennis hallman dennis hallman's good but so they give him a rematch dennis hallman beats him again so then a little time passes right now he's in the middle of this like defending the belt defending the belt defending the belt he's got like five six defenses in a row he's just fucking amazing and they're like dude you want to take on Dennis Hallman again?

And he had this great line. He goes, nah, that guy's a bum. The only thing he can do is beat me. He didn't want him. Apparently, this guy, Dennis Hallman, I just looked it up. Never heard of him in my life. This guy takes every fight available. He's 53 and 20.

He's 2-0 against Matt hughes yeah 76 total fight that seems like a lot maybe i'm going over it is a lot i feel like sometimes you'll like hear about someone where it's like oh so and so you know the the titan of the mid-2000s you look at his record it's like wow 13 and one yeah and then you just quit in 2007, huh? Part of it, sometimes guys have a lot more fights than you think, but they're not all MMA fights. Like Adesanya is a good example. Kickboxing. Yeah, yeah.

Sometimes guys come, they're wrestlers and they're kickboxers. Yeah, go ahead, Kyle. And you'd often see those guys that come out of Thailand with like fucking 80 pro fights or something and you're like oh how old is he because you've like never heard of like boom boom pow and like you see boom boom pow and you're like 11 he's a kid like he's he's he he's 23 years old he's got 87 pro fights like yeah yeah his first was when he was nine it's like like they start so early over there and and like like our version of combat sports at like that age is like rinky-dink like i remember i was in karate right

when i was seven or eight like and we would spar but it was just like we had those cushy gloves and it's like seven-year-old can't hurt another seven-year-old with a punch i mean like every now and then you'd tap somebody a little bit, but it was like nothing. It was nothing. Meanwhile, they're over there like kicking bamboo poles, deadening the nerves in their shins at seven. It's interesting because like there's

two parts of this. On one side, they don't seem to believe in concussions like they're an urban myth or something like that. Like concussions are not. You shake it off the next day and then you're a hundred percent again that's not how it works the other side of it is they seem to take a little less damage like when you lose in a ufc fight you know especially at that level that other guy is wrecked they they put like four or five shots to an unconscious downed opponent just to be sure he's double.

We want to be triple sure he's down and didn't want to fight anymore. In Thailand, as badass as those fights are, like when a guy going down, it's the ref's job to catch his head while he's falling to make sure that it doesn't take that one extra blow. It's the ref's job. They stop it after the first heavy hit. That's kind of nice. Yeah, dude, you should see the refs are athletic, diving and catching fighters as they go down it's cool why don't we do that like that we do the opposite entertaining yeah they push them faster no the fighters like if if the fighter is knocked out a lot of times they don't have a good memory of that like uh the events that led to it and they claim that they weren't knocked out that they were fine that just happened the ref blew it yeah who

was it way lee you're right you're right yeah yeah and i blame it on chinese people being bad sports you think that she's a bad sport and that she was just and that she knew she got she saw the replay like like like like what wo Woody suggested is absolutely right. Oftentimes, somebody will get knocked the fuck out, and that memory disappears for them. They just went into a black hole. And they come out of that black hole, and it's not like, oh, I'm missing time.

It's like, the fuck did you call the fight for? He hit me, I fell, I hopped right back up. They have no memory of that slow awkward fall where they were like locked up and then a guy hit him three times in the three hammer fists while they were unconscious they got no memory of that that didn't that didn't happen for them it's it's like a it's like the record skipped and but but but like way lee she's watching on the jumbotron she sees her go hit the ground eyes rolling around in her head and then boom boom boom and then she's just like laying there taking it and if rose keeps going it's just like well i'll just hammer you into the fucking ground eventually like i'll kill you

so and she's debating with the ref saying you stopped it too early. Meanwhile, her legs are like that scene when Bambi learned to walk on ice. She's just like skating. Like, what? No, I'm fine. I'm fine. What's the problem? She's just clearly concussed. I give her, so Kyle says bad sport. Joe Rogan,

for example, doesn't interview people who just got knocked out because sometimes they say things they regret. They don't know what's up. So I give her that benefit of the doubt. Fair enough. I think she had a lot riding on this. I don't know if you watched.

You know, they do those sort of like the UFC is good about this. They do a little character study of especially when there's main events like this. And so they showed like where she lives trains eats her family life and all that stuff it is abysmal you got to keep in mind to her this this woman is like the champion of her weight class in the ufc in china yeah and uh and and she's like a big deal she's got like over a billion mentions on on their version of twitter or something like that she's got like 500 i think 5 million followers or 500 million followers 5 million seems much more feasible

i think it does yeah it's like outrageous like social media numbers in china like she's the biggest thing there for mma and china's not even like setting her up in a mansion or like anything like that it looked like when they do those documentaries about north korea it like her kitchen looked like the poorest kitchen i've ever seen in my life in america like like i don't know like i don't i don't mean to be like cruel or mean or shitty or anything but like maybe you've ever gone to like a poor friend's house and you're like man i've got it good you know you don't you you're fucking happy to like a poor friend's house and you're like man i've got it good you know you don't you you're fucking happy to like eat like whatever served you're polite you're nice but

when you leave your thought process isn't what a loser his family's poor it's i'm blessed i'm so fortunate that that my mother realized how cool it was that all my drywall is painted there you go i didn't realize how cool it was to all my drywall is painted there you go i didn't realize how cool it was to not have peeling wallpaper in my in my in my home and it for her to be three different kinds of wallpaper in one room you know i i didn't realize how how fortunate i am that there aren't cleaning supplies dangling from the ceiling in the kitchen like hanging from like misshapen hooks that someone clearly made by hand like like it it looked like it looked like that north korean like lifestyle where they're they're like and this is our light bulb it was provided by

the state yes yes two hours a month of light watts eight watts that's right yes yes yes many lumens many lumens provided by the great leader like she's living in this real poor like situation and i'm sure there it's like why is she poor the ufc must pay her she's a champion i don't know what china does yeah maybe they think that she's hungry or poor there was um when ronda rousey did her first fight i think it was against liz carmucci but i'm not positive on that in any case they did that character study into the ufc sort of what they're doing and you've got ronda ronda's situation was like drago from rocky four i think and uh you know she's hitting mid she's got all these trainers state-of-the-art this is my boxing guy this is my grappling guy come from an olympic background every advantage liz karmucci she's like i'm so exhausted i wish i didn't have

to work full time while i prepared for the championship fight like i have no money uh this is just me like i don't know there's 12 year olds in my training classes while i try to get better it's rough it's rough it was so unfair this is my like I just looked up her kitchen to try and see like I don't get it is she at a friend's house or something and they're filming because link what you're talking about and they were like interviewing

her and her like coach or whatever and they're all eating together in like this group and around the kitchen and he's like all she does is eat and train and sleep that is all she does and then they go to her and she's like all i do is eat and train and sleep she's like i had many weaknesses like you know of course like these chinese athletes have no like bravado about them like because you're not allowed to she's like i had

many weaknesses many many weaknesses and i have spent this time addressing them and conquering my weaknesses and becoming greater i i will never be perfect i will never be the best me but i all i can do is try my best and it's just like oh my god rose has to fight this fucking monster this is terrifying this is like someone from the 19th century like everybody underestimates rose me included right every time every time it every time rose fights every time i'm sorry rose wins it's a fluke because she could never beat that monster she just beat so they make a rematch it's gonna happen again uh more convincingly she's always the underdog and she's so sweet she wins the title she's crying she's like i just want

everyone to be nice to each other and it's like she probably sucks at fighting i don't know why she has a gold belt exactly yeah and then she does it again like taylor they put her up against a couple years ago they put her up against this chick named joanna yon jay check very difficult name to spell almost as hard to pronounce and this chick is terrifying she's i want to say she had been champ for five years or something like that like let's let's say that's eight wins in a row or something like that yeah just a monster just conquering everyone that's not even close it's like head and shoulders she's the best there's ever been and now rose has to fight her and it's like oh no rose comes out and knocks her the fuck out with one punch like 30 seconds in and everybody's like fluke fluke rematch in five

months bitch let's see what you got now she comes back and she's like well i guess you don't like flash knockouts let me do a five round war where I just beat the shit out of Joanna Janjacek and outclass her in every part of the mixed martial arts game. I'll out-wrestle her. I'll out-box her. I'll maintain distance better than her. I'll have better cage management than her. I'll just show that I am head and shoulders the best there's ever been,

and she does. It was beautiful. Two in a row. And then Ioana Janjic, like, also a bad loser, is just like, she's like struggling to come up with a reason why it wasn't fair. Like the second time she lost. Because the first time she'd be like, oh, fluke. She just hit me once.

You know, it was a lucky shot. You know, I stubbed my toe. But then the second time it's like we spent 25 minutes determining didn't she knock her out again am i wrong on this i could be wrong you i could be wrong too um i just i thought it went five rounds i'm checking it's not super important yeah rose one of them went five rounds you're right she won a unanimous decision i was wrong but ever since then that ruined this poor lady john is confident now she's getting beat up by zhang whaley and valentina chef zhang whaley is very good that's the girl that she still beat up michelle watterson yeah see see see those three fights are you you might be – I like how you interpreted that because that's a perfect segue into like, no.

Wei Li is the scary Chinese champion who lives in the rustic kitchen. All right? She's the monster. It's like, yeah. She lost her – and by the way, it's the best women's fight there's ever been, that fight. Ioana Janjacek versus Wei Li. that that fight yoana young jay check versus way lee if anybody out there is like want to like dip their toes into mixed martial arts or maybe you're one of those people who's just like skips women's mma for some reason just try to find that fight yoana young jay check versus way lee

yoana has this um hematoma on her forehead at one point and by at one point i mean for half the fucking fight that makes her look like a goddamn Klingon from star Trek and way Lee is hitting it over and over. And it looks like you are like inflating. It looks like a practical effects from the eighties. They would, they would just like inflate a thing on somebody on top of somebody's actual skin.

It doesn't look real. She looks gruesome and incredible, incredible fight that, incredible fight that fight. And then the other loss she had with Valentina Shevchenko, she's the bullet. Okay. Valentina Shevchenko, there are three women out there who are just the greatest there's ever been at their weight class. And they are Amanda Nunez, Valentina Shevchenko, and Rose Namajunas. Those three women are in three different weight classes and they are unbeatable in their weight classes. Actually, Amanda's in two weight classes, and she's unbeatable in both of them.

Cyborg was in one of them, and she was unbeatable until she met Amanda. Amanda Nunez, yes. So now Amanda is the 145 and 135 champion. Valentina Shevchenko will be the 125 champion until she's 45. And Rose Nama Yunus is the current champion at 115. And I don't see that changing anytime soon. Yeah, well, this lady clearly got fucked up. I mean, she doesn't look human anymore, right?

No. She doesn't look like the same person. No. No, not at all. Well well in one of them she's dressed up nice and the other one the blood looks like she's got braces but i'm sure that's a mouth guard mouth guard braces that would be oh that would be terribly oh that's welcome to the orthodontic fighting league where we put braces on our fighters right before the bout everybody every single fight, one round.

Ah, just fuck it. I quit, man. This is bullshit. Look at that forehead. I wonder what it feels. I want to poke it with my finger. Yeah, like how stiff is it? Yeah.

Is it like a white cantaloupe? Is it like Boogie's leg where you press it and it just like stays there for a second? Like a lymphedema? It could be like like like when you make one of those like amorphous solids or whatever like where it's just like lots of cornstarch and water we're like you can fluid yeah yeah a non-newtonian fluid yeah that's that that's the trick yeah we're like if you press slowly you can depress it but if you hit it quickly it's like a rock yeah that's why it was taking all those punches you know not denting

in but if you were to just stick your finger in it'd be like raw dough yeah man i love rose um like like yeah i've never cared so much for a sports um sportsman sportswoman whatever like an athlete is what i'm looking for as i do for rose nama unis i i genuinely care about her and want good things for her. I love her. I was just about to say she's the Chris Pratt of MMA. It's like, yeah, I just hope that things go well for her. I genuinely hope she's happy right now wherever she is. I care about her genuinely and thoroughly.

She is a wonderful human being and an incredible fucking athlete. And I love her. wasn't she like 14 when she moved in with pat berry and started fucking ignore that interesting well well that's that's another plot we'll ignore that i hope she's at the corner happy and healthy pat berry pulls that slider on tinder all the way to left. He breaks that bitch off at the corner. Pat Barry's potential pedophilia aside, huge fan of Russ. I don't know who Pat Barry is. He's her boyfriend, husband, coach, all of the above.

I don't know. Oh, they claim they met when she was 18. Cool. But they had already been dating for four years. Look at Woody defaming. defaming no no it was really 14 they just changed their history well she's i mean and and the unfortunate isn't very impressive at all and the most unfortunate part about that woody is she's not one of those girls who looks much older than her age like she still looks borderline. She still looks borderline.

I don't know. Very beautiful girl. I love the shaved head. I don't think it's necessarily all that attractive. When she had long hair, it was really cute. This is going to be maybe a little controversial and what have you.

Here's the deal. Pat Barry was 28. She was 14. Wait, that's the age gap? Yes. There's no coming back from this. Now, she is 28 herself and they're still together.

Does the fact that they stayed together undo the pedo aspect of it at all? Honestly, if anything, it makes it look more like grooming i think i prepare for that kind of stuff look it's it's it's not for me to judge that's what i'm going to say you should meet a judge i will absolutely judge i don't know 28 year old who's taking a 14 year old on dates i don't think it's a pedophile that's what a pedophile does how can you be that bold and that courageous taylor i know i feel like

and i'm i'm in the minority welcome to the show i don't i don't think it's a good policy but i think this this may be um an instance where it it really was love and maybe you had a very immature pat berry and a very mature rose nama unis that's what i'm gonna hope i believe taylor's anti-pedo stance makes him in the minority and youtube in general i think it's wildly inappropriate um but but the fact that they have stayed together does suggest that that it's true love and and and not anything all that weird that's actually what i was getting it yeah yeah you know you see that every disney cartoon is the same fucking thing by the way every one of those princesses in a disney movie like like google how how old like like the little mermaid i think the little mermaid's 16 by the way when she fucking gets some fake legs and goes and

fucks that prince yeah and he would have been thrown in jail. But here's the thing that makes her a little more adult. So while she did look young, like Kyle said, um, she was like on her own supporting herself for something. She had like a super bad family situation. So even at a young age,

she was kind of behaving as an adult and moved in with Pat Berry, like an adult romantic relationship kind of too young right right too young but it's not it is not an adult romantic relationship like the the power imbalance there of a literal like big in the middle of puberty child and a 28 year old adult man who's been an adult man for many years now like that that's beyond the pale you know what i mean i don't like it in business and in the eyes of the U S government, when you support yourself, you can sign your own contracts and make your own decisions.

If you are a, the kind of 28 year old man that invites a 14 year old girl to live with him and begin a sexual relationship is a pedophile is like, that's and just because he has convinced her that it's not that way like that yeah that's beyond the pale there's i don't like it at all there are cultural differences here is he from florida maybe like like this whole time i've been viewing it from rose's point of view and like like like i don't know i don't know i just imagined like i'm pat barry and i'm just like oh my god what are you doing like like

when i think of it like that like like someone who's half your age when you're 28 like like half your age when you're 40 for some reason i have no issue with she's an adult she's not 14 half your age when you're 36 i also have no issue with um you know like half your age when you're 18 the chasm jesus i'm sorry 8 14 to 28 is just like you are age now when she was like semen like come on yeah just that's me guys what is the worst time to date someone half your age when you're 100 150 that's fine they're both consenting adults oh i thought i was see where i'm going with this yeah yeah what is the most scandalous time right if you're one it's not scandalous at all it's it's got to be like 18

and nine that is bad like like that's the worst it's got to be because the 18 year old is now a legal adult he's crossed that threshold while at the same time being with someone who is literally as young as possible while sticking to your rule set. I think that's probably, yeah. 18 and nine is a good one. I just had in my head, like how does 30 and 15 rank?

Because I see a 30 year old is like a really seasoned adult decision maker. They got that brain capacity going on. Yeah. 15 year old, still a kid. They got that full brain capacity going on. Yeah. 15 year old is still a kid. They can't even drive. Right? They live with their parents. They're under the shelter of an adult. Yeah, the 30 year old probably has a mortgage. And the 15 year old

doesn't have a driver's license. They're at the end of their bike phase. That's what they are. And you've had a mortgage for almost a decade. Yeah, yeah. Or another way to look at it is you could easily at 30 have a 12-year-old. Child of your own. 25 and a half and 12.

Your child could be going to school with that 15 year old and like like like easily that's how they meet 25 that's how they meet that's how they meet oh you would love you would love my dad he's the best like do you remember those creepy teachers in grade school or not no no i guess it was middle school. And in your head, like teachers are always way older than you think they are. Like, I remember like even in like third grade being like, oh, Miss Stevenson, she's probably like 50, but she was probably like a 25 year old woman, but like adult was adult. But I remember middle school, that's like 13, 14 year old girls, kind of that same age range. remember there were like adults teachers men

who like walk behind them and like rub their shoulders or like be too handsy and it would it was like an understood thing where it's like oh yeah um mr smith he's fucking weird like you can see like girls sometimes like like shy away this guy was a fucking straight up creep and i had a teacher he was probably 28 29 30 early 30s doing this to 14 year olds and in no world were those 14 year olds like oh well they know i'm the princess in my fantasy yeah taylor's describing a man who loves his job so i didn't i didn't see that like the like the the hands-on kind of creepiness but there was my chemistry teacher. Um, he was like a gross late forties, early fifties, like very unattractive and overweight guy. And, um,

I don't know. He'd make comments like, like, like, and jokes in class that were inappropriate for, I want to say 10th grade, uh, maybe 11th grade, but definitely not, whenever you take chemistry. Like sexual jokes about the girls. He said shower heads have three settings, low, medium, and who needs a man. You know, he was just practicing for his high five. Oh, I get it.

I was slow on that one. It took me a while. Oh! Because I thought it was like co-showering. And I'm like, how does that impact temperature desires? Ah, it's a masturbatory tool. Got it. Yeah.

They would have, you know, scolded a teacher who made a joke like that. It would scold you if the temperature was too high. Yeah. Yeah, play on scold. Yeah. That wasn't cool. I don't know. You you know he'd always make sure that a pretty girl was handing out the the forms and papers and stuff like he was just a little

creepy i remember thinking at the time like like however old i was 15 probably 16 17 somewhere in there oh you shouldn't say that and when you're like the tactful one in class you're like oh that's inappropriate and i'm 16 well i think a lot of them didn't get the joke that was part of it too like a lot of my like a lot of my classmates weren't i don't know i guess you don't that this doesn't get the joke but i'm sitting there like well you can't say that there was there was this i've said this before but there was this fat black kid in my seventh grade and we had this teacher with she was probably in her like early mid-20s with the biggest fucking tits and nobody else could sell this it was it was strictly it was strictly

tyrese's word against anyone else because he was the one he would sit in the back of every class but for that english class he would sit right in front of her on the stool on the front row and he would like at lunch after be like oh Taylor you couldn't see I swear I saw her pussy man I'm like Tyrese you did not see Mrs. Manson's pussy in English someone else would have seen it he's like you don't even know you're sitting in the back and he would like always sit there every day and say it. And you know that, I mean, he was the younger person and he was just trying to catch an eyeful. So that wasn't really inappropriate. He's a horny boy. But I do remember I had a male gym teacher who was

just a grade A meat gazer. I've mentioned this too. He would like, he would stand in the hallway because it was the shower here. And then there was the entrance out of the shower, exit of the shower. And then you grab your towel that's hanging up, walk back to your locker and dry off, put your clothes on, go to class. And there was no reason for him to be there. Like after football, when I played football, guess what the football coach did? He went into his office away from everyone showering. And if he came out, he had like a clipboard and was like, Hey guys, it's like, it's like three minutes until your next class. Just need to give you, that's what like the normal people did this guy would just he wouldn't stay in his office this other guy he would lean against the wall adjacent to the towel racks and

he would watch us dry off he would watch us dry off and you would catch him meat gazing and he would do it and he would stand there the entire shower period, not just at the last couple of minutes to be like, come on, you're going to be late. He would stand there the whole time and watch people shower. And he did this every day for, I assume, every single gym class at the school. And it's funny now that I still have friends where I'll be like, dude, that guy was a fucking weirdo. And he did that. And they'll be like, you're reading too much into it. And then I'll like bring in other friends and be like, do you remember that? Yeah. Okay. So you're the minority. Everybody remembers

him just walking around, staring at our dicks in our, in our naked asses. And at the time we thought it was kind of funny, like what a kook, what a weirdo, what a pedo or whatever. But you know, we thought he's not, he's not going to do anything. But yeah, that people like that should probably not be working at schools. And I guarantee just like pastors, priests, anywhere that gives you trust and availability around children, you're going to see a preponderance of pedophiles. You're probably right. you're probably right i do you think pedophiles seek out those jobs for their pedophile thing or do those jobs turn you into a pedo i think they seek it out oftentimes because they see it as a way to to get in and and engage in their their fill the part of your job description involved

meat gazing maybe you'd learn to love it well it's the same way that i would say like cops like there are definitely cops who get involved because they want to help people but there are also a contingent of cops who are like they want to fuck somebody up i feel like the bad cop conversation ended a few days ago like ah you know what never mind back burner we don't need to change anything reform anything it's been days since someone had unnecessary murdered yeah maybe i'm just not paying attention it's all cyclical it'll happen again it'll start where it left off which is nowhere with gun control i love that cycle it's like oh everyone just take a breath in five days we'll have a new topic with um police reform i hate that cycle i'm, let's do something.

I'm just fully invested in the cycle of the Blues please making the playoffs. Wait, they might? They might, yes. Arizona sucked dick the last few games and they lost to San Jose last night. We have three games at hand on them and we're a point up. And so I think

it's in our favor. Only Blues have 10 games left this season. Arizona, seven games. So I'm excited. I'm hoping that Colorado tears it up at the end of the year and that the Blues make the playoffs because it would be fun

to get a seven-game series of St. Louis versus Colorado. ESPN doesn't have an easy-to-understand playoff-like thing. I don't even know exactly how they're doing it. I guess it's all just divisions. It'll be one verse four and two verse three per division.

Central and East play and North and West. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know how they're doing it. I'm very confused. They're the only team in Central to have locked their position for the playoffs. so that's good news. Philadelphia on a – yeah, they're not going to make it. Shit.

Philadelphia's not going to make it? It doesn't look like it because New York, Boston, and the Islanders all have some space above them, and then there's no way they're catching Pittsburgh or Washington with this many games remaining. Pittsburgh sucks. They'll probably lose the rest that's true you know if philadelphia wins out they'll only be a few points behind the existing pittsburgh how many games are there this season there's 10 more i believe uh but it's different for every team yeah so for oh no there's eight more for philly oh uh 10 for St. Louis, 10 more for Colorado.

So there's 56 games? Yeah, 56 games, then eight more for Carolina. Well, that's the good part about rooting for two teams. Yeah, and if the Blues suck, I'll either join on rooting for Colorado because of all the teams in our division, I like Colorado the most anyway. I always have ever since Sackick and Forsberg and Patrick Waugh and all those guys in the 90s and early 2000s.

And then if not, I'll jump on the Carolina Hurricanes. There you go. You can have two. Colorado and the Hurricanes. Hell yeah. They're not going to play each other unless they meet in the finals, which they might. Ooh, that'd be so cool. That would be really cool. This is the best Carolina Hurricanes team they've had in,

when did they win, 2004, 2005? It's hard to judge a Hurricanes team because they always do so well in the playoffs. They have a mediocre regular season and then make the Eastern Conference Finals or they lose the Stanley Cup or something. Yeah, they always go on a nice tear when they make it, which is preferred as to you know

those teams that make it every year and it's like a nice first round in minnesota where it's like we make the playoffs all the time and it's like when's the last time you made it past the first round it's the blues for a while the blues for a while did they make the playoffs like 26 years in a row or something silly yeah they made the playoffs like 26 years in a row but they had a bunch of uh like second round and third round exits. They didn't make it to the cup at all in that. And they actually only, yeah, every single time they lost in the first or second round.

So if they made it to like the second round, it was like, whoa, there we go. It was good when they like won the Stanley Cup because I was like, it really takes a lot of games to win this thing. Twice as many series as before. It takes 16 wins to win the Cup in the playoffs. And it was neat because the Jersey Devils, the exit to get there is 16W. So every time they make it, the cameras are always like,

here we are on 16W on our way to see the Devils. I hate that team, but just the same. It's a good exit. I mean, the Devils had a wonderful stretch, a great season there for many years. Fuck them, though. They invented boring hockey. Yeah. The left-wing lock.

That's true. We decided to take our forwards and put them on defense too and try and win that way and they did but you hate it they did it was really boring hockey to watch and because they had martin brodeur on the back those defensemen didn't even have to like look back behind them they could play even more aggressively and stop them at the blue line because like oh no what are they going to do dump and chase well there's no brodeur rule yet. So our third defenseman, our fourth defenseman is going to grab it and then tear it up to one of our two offensemen.

And then if someone we don't like gets in the way, we're going to have Scott Stevens put him in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Do you watch big heavy hits from hockey of only like, you know, the early 2000s? And you're like, oh, oh oh these are borderline criminal like yes they're intending to like you can see scott stevens like go in for i know you hate him

more than anything yeah you'll see this like six foot six 275 pound guy like jump with his shoulder at someone's head and like then the announcers of like 2001 like, that's a clean hockey hit from Steve. The other guys are like... He always acted like he was cleaner than he was. The internet is like, this guy is dirty as fuck. But the paid announcers are like, what a great hit. It's like, dude, that guy needs a doctor, and that guy needs a therapist. Why is he doing that to people?

He did. It was a common... It felt like every couple years there, it'd be like here what happened to korea yeah long end of uh scott stevens hit no no his career's over don't worry though scott stevens uh well they didn't suspend him but they they fined him 700 dollars he's out dozens of dollars oh yeah he's he's very uh he's torn up about it he's i promise you this he's not to do the exact same thing tonight again.

I don't know for sure, but I bet he's in the Hall of Fame. I mean, he was a tremendous defenseman, Scott Stevens, but also he wouldn't even be able to play in today's NHL without totally revamping his game. Yeah, that's the one thing that turns me off a little bit about the NHL is the people who just try to ruin other people's careers on a regular basis. Like you don't see that in any other sport.

Am I exaggerating? Are there other sports where you, where you see people like, like MMA is a little different, but like you don't see too many people like, like, like, like,

I don't know, like, like just crank arm bars to the breaking point for example like they usually let go like like you're in a perfect position to disable this man and put him you're thrown out in physical therapy paul harris did it all he deserved it he had a history of doing it he was always doing it was his thing like fuck you dude like get out of here though but yeah like, I think, though. But, yeah. Like, any submission. He'd like to choke. He'd like to hold chokes.

He was just a fucking piece of shit. Like, I watched Jake Shields. Jake Shields is a very good grappler. So, he's like, you know what? I'm the guy. I'm the guy who's going to teach him a lesson because I'm a better grappler than him. But, it turns out, Paul Harris has been practicing eye gouges all this time he just like you think you know it would look inadvertent or something no man he was just

raking his eyeballs all fight scratching both corneas ripping it afterwards he looked like the world's worst stoner and He's like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's so upsetting. Yeah. That is a really good point, Kyle, that I've never actually consciously thought of. Like, I see stiff stuff get heated in basketball, football, baseball. I never see them. And maybe it's part of the consequence of allowing fighting is that the guys take more liberties and the refs are like, if he does something like that, they'll solve it on their own.

That probably is what it is. But yeah, that clip I just linked, this guy is the biggest piece of shit in the NHL, bar none. Tom Wilson. This is a preseason game. Yeah, yeah, we can't. Preseason?

Preseason game. And this is the second Blues player he injured in the preseason. Got a 20-game suspension. Ah, fuck that, man. He should have been suspended pretty much the whole season. He's a 6'4", 6'5", really big, strong guy. And he plays with no accountability for his body or his actions.

And every single season, he does shit like this. And he's one of those players that I want so bad for Ryan Reeves to not just humiliate him. I want to see him have his career ended because he is borderline ruined so many people's careers. This guy, I would, I would not be upset if I saw Ryan Reeves put Tom Wilson in the fucking hospital and it's like, oh, your ankle, you're never going to be able to play anything but minor league again. I'm so sorry. You didn't really consider that when you were trying to ruin half dozen, dozen other players' careers. Huh, you didn't think about that.

Didn't enter into your equation. It's fucking shit. The equivalent, I guess, in MMA is occasionally like you'll have like repeated fouls and a mixture of them. I can't think of a specific example, but like, oh, he held the cage and prevented the takedown. So the guy's trying to take him down to the ground, and he reaches up and grabs the cage. And they're like, hey, hey, let go of the cage. Well, it's too late to take that back, because he should be on his back right now with another man on top of him. And instead, they're still standing, and he's wormed his way out of his position. And now they're in the center of the octagon, you know,

at distance again, that's strike one. And you should only get two. I think like before you, like, like I take, what I mean is you should only get one. The second time,

like if you hold the cage and then you kick the guy in the ground, the groin, you lose a point. That should be it. If you poke a guy in the eye and then you kick a guy in the groin, you lose a point. Like, like, and if it's intentional, groin, you lose a point. Like, like,

and if it's intentional, if, if it's a situation where like, he's just like, like if he pulls a fucking like, yeah, can't get, can't get,

can't get, can't get, and like, like clearly like goes for a foul. I think that that should be a point immediately. Like, like I think if like, if he rears back and just kicks him between the legs,

like you can tell when it's intentional and when it's not. It should immediately always be a point. I don't know why these refs are so, I don't know, fucking panty-waisted about doing their fucking jobs. I know you don't want to affect the outcome of a fight. You see that in playoff basketball a lot. But the cheating impacts the outcome of a fight. Exactly. Exactly.

You're letting this guy cheat to change the outcome of the fight. Exactly. You're letting this guy cheat to change the outcome of the fight. This is literally your job. This isn't like playoff basketball where they're like, let him play. Come on, let him play. There's fucking 45 seconds left. That's an incidental foul. That had no effect

on the game. They're playing for the championship. Let him play. We don't want to end the game fucking seven on a free throw or some shit like let them play this isn't that it's like dude you've got a cheater out there you got someone who's cheating like what are you doing they've done a good job of like throwing out some of the worse or refs um mario yamasaki um was he was always the guy who like you might have seen do like his fucking heart on camera all the time before the fights like when they'd introduce him do this little fucking heart things fucking piece of shit and he was awful anyone else they've done

that i like a lot they've um they've made 10-8 rounds much more common so yeah for people who don't know how to score fights one guy gets gets 10 points. The other guy gets less than that. It's almost always one guy gets 10, one guy gets 9. Why they don't do 1-0, I don't know. But it's a 10-point must system. If you ever hear that, one guy must get 10 and the other guy typically gets 9. The trouble is there's not enough flexibility in there, right? So if I narrowly eke out and do better

than the other guy i win that round 10-9 if i absolutely get my shit pushed in well now we're tied you know i've i've got a 10-9 and a 9-10 third round decides it when it shouldn't and what they've done in mma all of mma are definitely ufc is they've made 10-8s much more common. So now you can kind of win two points off a round. Rarely three, but mostly you get one or two. Yeah, it's a big deal. And I like that

rule a lot because of exactly what you said. Sometimes you've got like, maybe the first round they end up on the floor the whole time. Hard to pick a winner, you know? Yeah maybe the first round they end up like on the floor the whole time winner you know yeah or yeah the first round maybe they're just kind of gauging each other and there's just there were eight total strikes thrown the first round okay we're nobody won we just have to declare that this guy got 10 points and this one got nine yep the second round the other guy was

on his back the whole fucking time getting hammer fisted he barely made it it's kind of you know on your jay check forehead they're still calling it 10 9 the other way he got destroyed but you're saying that this is a tied fight right now going into third and like a like no no come on um this is probably a bad idea i'm sorry i cut you off but i i'd be interested in hearing third round double points just because i it's kind of like who would have won a fight is how i like to see these things if it goes to a decision okay and i i can respect that i'm not sure i like it okay but like if you beat me two rounds and then i beat you in the third round and it's pretty clear that like you know if there was imaginary fourth or fifth i figured you out now i'm better it's just that it took me two rounds to to get there yeah i i would have beat you in a no rules fight

you know what i would what would actually be better for the spectators though and for the sport first round double points i'm listening what they get after that they get it they get after it right away feeling like you get a lot of first round knockouts because there's there's less time to fucking gauge your opponent feel your opponent hey sweet i gotta win this first round this is huge either i win this first round or it could be a fucking majority draw even if I do figure him out for rounds two and three. But what you suggested with the third round double points, it's like

you're gonna have a lot of that slow-paced Yoel Romero type shit where it's just like, you know, I can only throw 12 punches before I'm gassed, but they're gonna be hard they're going to be hard. They're going to be hard.

And I'm throwing all 12 of them in the third. Yeah, that probably would happen. All the rounds double points. Yeah, it's pretty good the way it is right now. Anyway. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe if I was going to make some kind of a change, I would almost like it if there's a majority draw.

All right. One more round. Oh, you know, they do that in The Ultimate Fighter. They used to anyway. Yeah. What would happen is they'd fight two rounds and there'd only be a third if the tie needed to be broken. Yeah. Okay.

Well, that makes sense for a health and safety point of view with those guys and because of the schedule that they're having to fight on as well um but but like majority draw is very disappointing when it happens especially in like a championship bout or a pay-per-view bout uh you know when you play like uh wonder boy versus tyron for example it adds a little bit to the rematch story though like they tied last time, you know? It does. It can. It can is what I'll say.

But, shit, a sixth round? Oh. All right. Yeah. Actually, I like that more, though. That's better. Can you imagine, like, the drama of that moment? Like, Bruce Buffard, like, so-and-so scores it.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he just goes through them all. And you're like this is a majority draw that's right final death instant death mode round six and then like like fucking all the lights go down better than a hockey shootout if you did like the light the lighting changes the music like they've got like special music for it yeah oh fucking smoke effects coming out yeah there's one fighter who's fucking salivating at the opportunity to fight a six round and the other one going oh it's that it's like it's like we are entering the brass knuckle round

they know that they only have like six punches left. Dude, I love the idea of a... What do they... Not brass knuckle round, but what are they... Instant death. They do call it instant death. Like in soccer, like when the next point wins. Sudden death. Sudden death.

They should call it a sudden death round. Fighting it has a whole other meaning. First person that gets hit, like not even hard. The guy's like this. Can't believe it. I thought it would be done here. That's all I had. I don't know, man.

I would dig that a lot. Like an instant, a sudden death round. If it goes to majority draw, it'd be a super rare thing. When it happened, you'd be like, oh. It like it would be great yeah especially in like a huge fight like like like like a like a big like headline main event fight wonder boy woodley went to the sixth round that fight wouldn't be boring maybe it wouldn't maybe they just fucking bullshit around for another round i don't think a sixth round is gonna to pull the... They just keep going. They're like,

for the first time ever, we are going to a double sudden death round. You can't even have a 10. I guess if one guy got a penalty, you could win the round 10-9 and get a penalty point and it'd be 9-9. Which is very confusing. We're going to a second sixth round.

We're going to a sudden death round. This're going to a sudden-er death round. Yeah. This one you both get a knife, but only one of them's real. Don't make us get the guns. He's real. Namiunas has pulled the dreaded fake knife. My dusters are made of

rubber. Oh, that's the way she goes dust yeah i um i love it knuckles of duster knuckle i never heard of that okay i love mma i don't know what the next card's looking like um but there's always just drama cooking you know like a lot of these guys who know how to play the game and like work social media and work the drama part of it like i like those guys like like sometimes it's not the x's and o's aren't enough right like you need a storyline that's why like the super bowl was so great this year because you had tom brady and all that story behind him and you it it made it so much more interesting if there's a story to be told it's great like that's why conor mcgregor

versus um um nurmagomedov was so fucking nuts you know like connor's calling the guy's dad a terrorist yeah he attacked that bus and then you've got khabib who's just this world beater and it was a great storyline like you had to watch they genuinely hated each other they like khabib jumped out of the ring and attacked Conor's team after the fight. He spit on him. It was crazy. So the next big UFC event is 262. It's hard to match the last

one, but it's got Charles Oliveira, the cowboy I think is it, against Michael Chandler, that guy from Bellator who was champion. He came over and he beat one of our guys, the UFC guy. I forget who he beat. I could have sworn ufc guy i forget who i could have sworn olivera just has lost it like this week i'm almost positive yeah i thought he was like the main um like the final fight on the prelims um no i don't think so I'm pulling up his record real quick right now. No, the guy hasn't lost since 2017.

So I think this is a basically title eliminator. Okay. But Nate Diaz against Leon Edwards is on that card. Tony Ferguson against Benil Dariush. Good one, too. Okay. You're going to see a lot of blood. There will be blood.

That's the fucking, like, UFC 266. There will be blood. Because Nate Diaz, like, is definitely going to bleed. Tony Ferguson, either he's going to be bloody or the other man will. Sometimes you have clean fights, right? You know, there's a little bruising, submissions. That's not going to be the case the other man will. Sometimes you have clean fights, right? There's a little bruising, submissions. That's not going to be the case that night. There will be blood.

I wish Tony would fight Nate now that I think about it. Oh my God, yes. Why aren't they doing that? Maybe Nate doesn't want to make one. Two guys who don't know how to quit. Yeah. Nate Diaz, Taylor, is interesting because he's been in a lot of fights. He has a lot of boxing too. He has scar tissue all over his face,

so it bleeds very easily. Combine that with one of the best chins in MMA history, and he can just get punched 300 times a night and keep coming. Yeah, and he's covered in blood. Yes. Yeah. It seems like...

I watched his fight versus Conor. That was him, not Nick. Yes, correct. Yeah, and his face was... I didn't know about all the scar tissue. I thought That was him, not Nick. Yes, correct. And his face was... I didn't know about all the scar tissue. I thought he was just an ugly man. But yeah, he was bleeding a lot more than Connor's face. Connor would hit him with a huge shot.

And Nate would knock Nate to the ground. And Nate would be ready to pull guard. He's like, come on. Come on down here. Oh yeah, you knocked me to the ground. I'm fine down here. This is my happy place. And it's just like, shit, get back up.

God damn it. I thought you'd be unconscious. You're still alive? Gotta try it again. My hand's getting sore. Yeah, yeah. Nate's a monster. Yeah, Nate's ugly. Come on. I guess you're right. He looks almost

simian in this picture, doesn't he? He does. He's got an odd hairline. Oh, I just realized how fucking... What is it called? The hairline chart? Wolfgram or something? Wolfgram. I'm not familiar with that. I have it wrong.

It was supposed to be an alley oop. Let's see. Hair loss chart. What do I look for? I have it wrong. It was supposed to be an alley-oop. Let's see hair loss Chart, what do I look for? It is called the Some people's hair just doesn't recede and it looks nor would nor would you never heard of the Norwood scale? I have not but like If you become a full-fledged adult man and your hair doesn't go back further than like his, it looks weird. He's got like the, the forehead of a 10 year old right there.

I see. I look at it different. I see him as a Norwood God. He is there next to Ronald Reagan is a guy whose hairline has not moved since middle school. And he's like that thing. Gifted. I like the thing black guys do where like wherever the furthest part of their

hairline is, they do a straight line all the way across Yeah, I've done that. Sure. Sure His opponent here has done it like in this picture You just linked his opponent has done it Like he went back to like the deepest recession of the hairline and then just made a clean swoop all the way across Yeah Eventually that trick just is gonna draw more attention than it's warrants it's called

very rapidly that headband just retreating further and further up his forehead yeah i don't know man it's um i i uh i'm looking forward to the next event because this last one just was so hype it was so fucking good yeah i loved it yeah. I want more. I want more. The best of it in years. You see the only person to call out Kamaru Usman? Wait, wait. The only person to call out? Who was it?

Oh, Connor. Connor McGregor. Yeah, that's fake. He calls out everybody. He doesn't want any piece of that. He does not want any piece of that. No, he's just... It's like when Jake Paul called out He calls out everybody. He doesn't want any piece of that. He does not want any piece of that. No. He's just... It's like when Jake Paul called out Daniel Cormier. Yeah, he doesn't actually want to fight that man. He just wants you to think he wants to fight him.

I'd pay for that pay-per-view. Get him on the line. I want to see it, too. I want to see it. It's like Cormier's going to win, right? He's a professional fighter. He's one of the better heavyweight champions ever. And was a pretty good striker great how how can that giant marshmallow still fight he just can he's just talented he's talented he's strong and he carries

that weight very efficiently well you'd have to he's just so i mean i mean he's not that overweight i think is the thing like i think he's carrying around 40 extra pounds but he's so strong that it's like you know yeah it's 40 pounds i could carry 400 like he's just he's just so goddamn strong yeah i think if you cut 40 off of him he's looking pretty lean i think if you cut 40 off him he doesn't have abs i mean but that's the body of a guy there's an enormous amount of power in that body so much power that's true so much power so much like lower body strength so much wrestling strength by the way i didn't pick like fat daniel cormier he's literally in

the octagon in that picture fighting that's fight night daniel cormier that's not between camps daniel cormier yeah that man is he's he probably just won in that picture he's smiling he loves food he loves food he and and like you know like like he's he has no interest in being some sort of disciplined uh god i mean he look he was the only person who can beat daniel cormier at 205 is john jones there was only one man alive who could ever beat him at 205 yeah and and meanwhile we all know he should have been a weight class below he should have been a weight class below. He'd have been the scariest 185 or ever. He would have literally been the scariest 185 or ever. I think you're right. Joe Rogan thinks you're wrong. Joe Rogan thinks he belongs at heavyweight with all that fat on him. And that's his natural weight. Well,

Joe Rogan can't shop for, for shirts. Joe Rogan doesn't have a shirt that fucking fits. So I don't care what he does not have a shirt. I was watching that with somebody the other night. I was like, look at Joe Rogan shirt. Those buttons are screaming for mercy. He is testing their tensile strength. It's an experiment.

Oh my God. They're threaded on with Kevlar. That's the only, that's the only way to explain it. And I look like, like, like he's of course right next to a DC and DC big boy, but,

and his shirts, what I, what I think a common person walking down the street would think is tight. It's very form-fitting. And it fits him well because it's clearly a tailored shirt. It's made to fit his shape. And it's becoming, I think, is how I will describe DC's shirt.

Joe Rogan's shirt is just stuck to his body it looks like he's gotten real sweaty and it's painted on it's it's so tight he needs to he needs at least two or three inches added to like the the circumference at every measurement oh i've never noticed that i'll need to look up it's so incredibly tight shirt. It makes no sense for the man. The man's incredibly wealthy. Like he's clearly wants to look like that. I, I,

so this, that's his goal. He's like, like, like, well, he can't buy non button up shirts. Cause his head just ruins the neck hole.

Now it's ruined. And he's like, George Costanza with a fucking turtleneck. Look at Taylor throwing head smoke. You know what? I think he might have me beat. On that trail, I would have his natural head beat, but with what he's doing. You would.

He was a handsome young man. This isn't a very good picture, but it's on my screen. He hardly looks like the same dude. Yeah, totally. You know what he hardly looks like the same dude yeah totally you know what that looks like joe rogan's more normal son like that look like jared rogan i think uh i think this version of joe rogan we got is uh the best 55 year old joe ro, however old he is. That can be.

That there can be. Looking at Rogan, he was not blessed by the Norwood gods. Look, he looks good with a shaved head. He's super buff. He's a big dude. But at the same time, what he really wasn't blessed by was the height gods because he's like 5'6 or something like that. And it's like, man, he's 5'6 and he's really wide. He's stocky, I think.

A lot of guys say they're stocky and it's like, no, you're fat. You're fat. You're not stocky. Your hips aren't wide. You have normal hips under there. You're just fat. You're fat. But Joe Rogan is just stocky

he's literally like shaped like fucking gimli or something like that like incredible amount of power i would love to know what joe rogan squats the fact that he has one of the like highest scores ever on that kicking machine is just proof of concept right gsp says says Joe Rogan is the hardest hitting person on earth, like harder than in Ghana, harder than what Joe Rogan didn't do with his foot is a harder hit than anyone else on earth. That has hit that machine. I believe that.

And, and, and that is saying something because that machine has been hit by a lot of professional athletes who hit things for a living i wonder how there might be some fucking slavic monster over there that's that's some sort of like boxer or kickboxer sambo champion i don't know um but but i i believe that like it's just because he's you would think that long legs would be more conducive but i think maybe dense heavy legs are more conducive for for producing power on that

particular machine maybe or i think i'd like to see the best way to hit that machine hard like like what if usain bolt ran through it what is the hardest strike we could generate i wonder yeah you ever hit when you have one of those uh punching machines in an arcade or something i have yeah yeah i i've never hit one without hurting myself i've never hit one and been happy with my score i just i always hurt myself uh because i'm usually drunk when i'm hitting them of course that's the only time you convince yourself because when you're drunk you forget like oh yeah i put a dollar in and then i hit it and the dollars gone and the game's over and it's locked back up in the little thing.

Like you, it's just, it's just a shitty game. I'd rather eat top golden tea. I can't keep my wrist straight when I'm drunk. Like, like I'm, I'm fucking like,

I'm, my wrist is bending down and shit. I can't keep it straight. I need somebody to wrap my fucking hands at the bar. I want to see how big a hit, like if we just somehow incentivize the gorilla to punch it like oh it's enclosure and just kind of gauge it would be impossible to get a gorilla to give its full effort unless it understood what you were asking but just to see like hey you know

the gorilla kind of did like a sideways like 10th effort slap and you could do like a jerogan kick you could get a horse to kick that's a good idea i'd like to see i'd like to see that can we get a rhinoceros to poke it i'm not saying i think there i think it's i don't know how it works you think i i still like that it's more of a lift you know than a strike that's true it would it would flip it over more than it would punch it forward can we get a buffalo to stampede it multiple buff those buffalo are so much bigger than you think they are you guys ever seen an american buffalo in person i'm gonna apparently they're all over this motorcycle

trail i'm taking you will be shocked its head is the size of a car hood yeah they're huge like like they're zoo like you think of them like oh i bet it's about a little bigger than a cow. It's like three or four times bigger than a cow's head. It's shockingly enormous. Like I've petted one before, and it's just like, I'm glad I have these carrots. I'm glad these things don't eat people like me because he cooked. How many carrots has he eaten? My God, this mass.

You know, he's eating 400 pounds of carrots has he eaten? My God, this mass, you know, 400 pounds of carrots a day. We should probably wrap it there. We're doing a couple of hangouts. If you guys want to, ah, everybody's listening to this as a potential hangout member, I guess anyway,

but, but yeah, we're doing some, some hangouts with the, with the 50 gang after this. And Woody and Taylor need to eat their dinner before we start. So I do, I got to run out and munch.

Very good. PKN 349.