Painkiller Already - PKN 358

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

PKN 358. How are you boys? Doing good. Oh, I hate the black background. You hate the white background? Oh, yeah. It is bright. There we go. That's better. Oh my god, so fucking bright.

God damn. Oh, oh, oh. And we're fixed. Good job. Good job. Perfect. Thank you, Zach. Much better. So, Woody, where are you at in your any more cataclysmic events unfurling? So, yesterday we both bought new motorcycles. I think people don't know that.

I got a KTM 890 Adventure R. Chris got a V-Strom – a Suzuki V-Strom 1050. Both very nice bikes. I like his bike a lot. I like my bike. Very cool. They're doing the job a little better than the old ones did. They go faster. Vroom, vroom. It's good. I'm just loving every minute on it. Yesterday, we split up a little bit because I'm faster than him and it wasn't risky or anything. Just highways through the mountains and stuff. Cool. And I think he likes it.

He doesn't feel pressured to go above his own speed. So I'm at the complimentary breakfast in the morning and he pulls up at my table and he's like, I'm going to need a minute to get rolling. And I'm like, what happened? Wait, do you mean pulls up?

Like walked over to the table? Yeah, he walked over to my table. I'm loving the what happened? Wait, do you mean pulls up, like walked over to the table? Yeah, he walked over to my table. I'm loving the new biker lingo. All right. He bellied up to the table. How's that? And he sits down and he tells me about how his day went. So he stopped.

He pulled over just to clean the bugs off his face mask or something. And he put his kickstand down, but not all the way. And as he hops off the bike, the bike stops falling. The pro move, which he did is to save yourself, right? Bikes are way cheaper to fix than people.

And it doesn't hurt. And it's it. And he's like, I laid this thing down like a promotional video was his quote. It was nice and soft. He's like, I made sure I down like a promotional video was his quote. It was nice and soft. He's like, I made sure I didn't get hurt first. Second, I made sure the bike landed softly. Well, the peg where your foot rests, it's made of cast aluminum and it broke off.

So he spent the rest of the night riding to the hotel with his left foot on the passenger peg behind him, which is difficult because you kind of use the peg to shift. There's a little shift lever by your toe and you pull your toe up, you shift up, you push it down. And with your foot just floating in the air like that, it's a bit of a challenge, but he manages it and he was looking for a spare foot peg. He calls every Suzuki dealer in Idaho and Wyoming, and no one has one in stock. I guess it's a COVID thing.

Supply chain's all fouled up, and no one can get the things they need. So I find four welders for him. He calls three. Two don't answer. One says no, and he's like, it can't be done. I'll ride home.

And it's like, can't be done i'll ride home and it's like can't be done like it we just started working this problem so i drive around town looking for gas i find two metal fabricators i pull in and um i was so proud of myself because the guy was like cast aluminum you're fucked it can't be fixed and uh i'm like yeah it's tough but we do need it fixed you know and uh you know because like what i heard was you're fucked it it can't be properly fixed it can only be fixed so well it can't be good as new um i i when he said it can't be fixed i well. It can't be good as new. When he said it can't be fixed, I didn't hear it can't be fixed at all. What can we do?

So I start making friends with this dog. She's got two dogs there. One's wearing a cone and its butt is torn apart. The other is wearing a muzzle. And I'm like, what's the story here? And he's like, no, no, it's not what you think that one was

attacked by two yellow labs and this is the sweetest little uh i was attacked by two golden retrievers this was the sweetest little yellow lab the idea that is so comical i know golden retrievers i was like two golden retrievers in the world like i've i didn't expect that he's like yeah you don't we never found the owners or anything but two golden retrievers in the world. Like I've, I didn't expect that. He's like, yeah, you don't, we never found the owners or anything, but two golden retrievers attack that dog savagely. And now he's wearing a cone.

So he doesn't lick all his wounds and stuff. Yeah. The other one's wearing a muzzle and they're like, that one barks. Oh, oh, is, is the muzzle for barking?

That one bites is what you're saying, but I don't mind. I'm going to make friends with your dogs and i'm going to get you to fix my friend's motorbike which is exactly how it went down i started loving up his dogs and they are talking to him getting their names and explaining to them that they are both good boys and girls and uh before long he's like call your friend over let's see what we can do and um they i do. And I don't know what they did. They talked about welding.

You're doing like a real-life RPG. You increased your charisma in regard to him, and then you got what you wanted. And I like how you didn't take the obvious route, which is like, really? Your two vicious-looking dogs were just attacked by a golden retriever. Seems real.

Seems like what really happened. You better call the news, because this is the first time can you imagine the mind fuck as you see like two goldens running for you and you're like what the oh thank god they're golden and then they start mauling your dogs so they either welded it or braised it or something like that it's not perfect it's it's uh i guess when the aluminum broke off, it bent a little. So the pieces don't fit back together. You know, sometimes something breaks and you put it back together like

a puzzle and it's super perfect. That was not the situation. But he does have a foot peg now. And we're on our way home. So that slowed us up a bit today. But the real, on July 1st, we have parts being shipped to a location in Wyoming. And if it wasn't for that, we'd probably be like chewing up more hour miles per day.

But it's like we have to be there on July 1st. So what's the point of going 600 miles today? You know, when we're bound by that after july 1st i think we turn the jets on and is uh is your buddy getting like grouchy at all by all these setbacks or good attitude i wouldn't say that um you know i i think if you have two guys together all the time like grouchy moments happen but uh because i at cisco when new teams formed they had these uh like phases that the teams go through this sort of forming storming norming performing was the four phases of this that's terrible i hate that how soulless i've found it to be true in our

relationship too right there's sort of this forming where you're on your almost like company manners. And then you're the storming where we had arguments and we were kind of trying to work out how we can both get what we need out of this trip. And then norming and performing. And that's where we are now. Dude, I stopped. So we don't always ride like side by side all day long like you'd think. I pulled up at this, like craters of the moon national monument.

It's where the astronauts trained to, to ride their moon buggies and shit like that. It, but the side note, it is amazing. It doesn't feel like this planet. It's like volcanic rock maybe, or something as far as the,

I can see. I hiked out a couple hundred yards into it just to like experience it. It's like 107 here. It feels like you're on Mars, but wouldn't Mars be colder? I'm not sure, but it was, uh, it, I've never seen anything like it. It doesn't feel like earth. And as I was walking back to my bike, you know, he was pulling up to it too. And it was like, dude, like he practically matched my speed. He said his cruise control over 80. Nice. So he's rolling along.

And then after that, I checked into the hotel and I was just walking back out to my bike. And again, he was like five minutes behind me. So he's so much faster. I rode his bike today for the first time. He was like, do you want to try it? And I'm like, yeah. Do you want to try mine? Maybe next year when I get some more time under my belt.

I would like to try your bike someday. What's your reaction if he goes to try your bike and he just wrecks the shit out of it? Like, like, like how wrecks it. If he wrecks the shit out of it, I'm very disappointed. Like extreme cosmetic damage. I think he'd just make it right. Yeah, I guess that's a thing. The big problems in life are emotional and medical. And everything else, money fixes.

And that's what's up. But anyway, I take his bike for a spin. And it feels like a European car. It's like a 105 horsepower sewing machine that just and the wind is you're protected from it. And I can see why he's getting fast on it. So he likes it. So it was a good buy. Also, it fits his mission post trip a little better than his last bike did.

Also, it fits his mission post trip a little better than his last bike did. He's discovered that he doesn't really like the technical rock obstacles and river crossings and stuff. He enjoys the cruising scenery, mountain roads, stuff like that. Yeah, I think that's where I would be too. I hate the idea of like, I don't know, averaging six miles per hour on a hundred horsepower motorcycle. Because there's like, I don't know's technical rocks to scurry over and stuff. Okay. Those were some of my trip highlights. Yeah, and each his own.

But anyway, yeah, so his bike fits. Both of our bikes, I think, fit post-tat really well. It's been a good day, and i got his bike fixed for him and i felt good about that he was generous he asked the dude how much he needed he said 50 bucks and he handed him 100 and went on his way yeah yeah that's good it's good to get it got it fixed is there oh and then any work no go ahead i'm sorry so we're like leaving town where you know and it's sort of known that we're going to split up on the safe roads. And I was like, you want to get lunch before we break up?

And he's like, yeah, we find a place that serves Wagyu beef. Maybe I'm pronouncing that wrong. And I was like, this is like a staple topic on the show. He's like, well, then you have to get it. So Wagyu. Okay. Anyway, that's what i had for lunch today and um it was good but i didn't discover i didn't find it to be i like filet mignon more i think well wagyu beef is is um it's like a different kind of raised filet right yeah yeah it could be any cut of meat any cut cut of the cow could be wagyu. Well, I clearly don't know what I'm talking about.

But I had it and I was a little underwhelmed. How much more expensive was it? It was $40 and there wasn't much of it. But it was also like a lunch serving. It wasn't like a fancy dinner restaurant. I hate that about lunch serving sizes. It's like I'm just as hungry now as I will be in five hours.

Don't you scam me. Taylor, this is the hill we should die on. It is. It's trash. I never order from the lunch menu. We're going to the president. This will be the central plank of our platform. Everybody's talking about universal healthcare and it's like, we're getting rid of lunch menus, full portions

for everyone all day. Do you want a five-ounce piece of steak for lunch? No. No, no one does. You want an eight to 12-ounce one to keep it light. You know? I hear. I had to process that.

This trip has been so amazing for me. I literally feel more worldly than I did at the beginning of June, right? It's the end of June. Oklahoma will do that to you. But it's funny. You know, that was actually a bit of a weak spot in my worldliness. You know, like I spent more time in New York City than Oklahoma. Maybe other people the opposite.

I haven't driven through Kansas on a motorbike before or mountain. I've seen some mountain passes in Denver, I guess. But this is new to me. I don't know. The size of America is a little more under my grasp having done it by motorcycle. It's enormous. The size of america is already kind of ridiculous but then you stop it even even when you've like explored the entire

contiguous it's like wait a minute there's that one state up there that's as big as a third of all of this yeah there's that one place up in the north that's a third the size of all of this is it i get so confused by our misleading maps. Northern things are bigger looking than other things. Do you know what I'm saying? I do. Australia and Africa really get fucked over. Africa is

the sizes of a lot of things is really misconstrued. Everything right near the equator gets fucked over. I'm not sure if Australia does, but you might be. I'm not sure if australia does but you might be i'm not sure you're wrong australia and africa okay okay well i'll just go with it because i don't know what i'm talking about but i mean more than likely nothing is like proportional like you've had like oh well this and this are the correct correct proportions but nothing that

surrounds them is and this over here would fit with this and it's it's really disjointed and terribly miss like that's what children learn from it's it's really disjointed and terribly miss like that's what children learn from it's it's awful that that's the way maps work why don't they just why don't they just give us this map right here the one i just linked to you can type something in and then drag it over to see what the real size is without like the mercator map and yeah i put in Alaska and it is huge. Oh. Like, yeah, you're probably not far off saying a third of the country. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But also, I don't know if Zach can show this. If Zach can go there, type in Alaska and show what it looks like. But Alaska on the map looks about the size of the lower 48. And then when you drag it, like Kyle said, it's about the size of the lower 48. And then when you drag it, like Kyle said, it's about a third of the lower 48. So the map is misleading, but this, the true size of site fixes that. Yeah. You drag it over Europe and you're like, Oh man, Europe is way smaller than you. Alaska is Alaska is as big as most of Europe. I'm not, not most of Europe, but most of like Eastern Europe,

like it's as big as France of europe i'm not not most of europe but most of like eastern europe like it's as big as france portugal spain germany and italy all combined uh dragging it over that's about alaska is can't really include russia and europe in this one because that it covers a big chunk of belarus poland romania and the ukraine this is just alaska again um alaska is um i mean it looks like it's a quarter the size of fucking china um it's bigger than mongolia it looks very similar to the size of kazakhstan it's huge russia so the guy that i bought my last bike from, his plan was to go to Alaska. That was his dream trip. He wanted to go to the top of Alaska. And he felt like that bike didn't have it in it to cover that many miles, which is why he sold it to me.

Yeah. And now I'm like, huh, Alaska's big, you say. I should go. I could fly to Alaska, but I can't drive the Canadians won't let me in you probably wouldn't want to drive anyway you'd probably want to do that as a flight that would be a brutal drive can you imagine going from Atlanta to Anchorage just sure cross-continental drive I think I'd do it the fun way and drive to Seattle and then boat to

Alaska. When you said I think I'd do it the fun way, I'm like is it safe to drive high? If you don't sleep at all, you can make it there in three days. Excellent. It's a 70-hour drive. It lands in hour drive and that's not even counting all the time I'm saving like going backwards in time zones yeah that's gonna be great oh yeah that works hmm that is okay you

know over a thousand miles per hour, and you're time traveling. Everything turns blue or something. Yeah. I don't know. Driving high is a person-to-person kind of thing. I've heard that. I've heard that. I think, I don't think, well, I don't know, but I don't think the highness would ruin my driving.

The drowsiness would. The drowsiness would ah the drowsiness and by the way i maintain that drowsy driving which i've done sometimes can be as dangerous as you know some levels of drunk driving yeah i've never driven drunk um you know but but um so so i don't know but you know obviously i've tried to walk to the bathroom drunk and i'm not great at that sometimes like you like like it's your it's your fucking house like you know where the walls are and I'm not great at that. Sometimes like you like, like it's your, it's your fucking house. Like, you know where the walls are and like, still you like ram your hip or your shoulder into a doorway and you're like, fuck, fuck. I forgot where things are in life.

Like your hand eye coordination is just ruined. I have this big thing about risk profiles being personal, right? Like I see people fly their paramotors. Some people do it in a really dangerous their paramotors. Some people do it in a really dangerous way. Maybe me and other people do it, you know, in a really safe way. I don't judge. You do you, your risk profile is yours. It's not a problem until you extend the risk profile you're comfortable with to other people, right? When, when you start driving 160 miles an hour, because you're okay with that, well, no,

you're not alone in this society like that. Now you're introducing your risk profile to other people. That's not cool. And that's where I am with drunk driving. You know, if you could somehow drunk drive on your own property around the acreage, sure. Knock yourself out.

That's your risk profile. It gets to, you get to choose your own risk profile. You don't get to choose mine. That's your risk profile. It gets to, you get to choose your own risk profile. You don't get to choose mine. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think the high driving thing is, is, is a real person to person thing. It doesn't make me drowsy. Um, if I've been smoking a good bit, I mean, if like, it kind of depends what I'm doing. Like if I'm like out and about and smoking, I'm not like getting like sleepy or like sedated but if i'm like in bed and it's like late at night and i smoke it's like oh yeah this is going to be great this is

really relaxing i'll i'll pass out now and it also depends how much you smoke and what exactly you're smoking like uh if it's an indica or sativa really does matter and how high you're getting yeah like i said how much you smoke like If you're doing some indica dabs, you'll get sedated pretty quickly. Even though it's indica? Indica is the one that's going to... Indica is the couch, right? I had it backwards.

I would always... If I was somewhere where you could actually pick and know that what you're getting is what you're actually getting, I would get a hybrid anyway. You know how plant breeding anyway. It's, um, you know how plant breeding works. It's a hybrid of the two.

Okay. Okay. Well, you're closing in, man, closing in. I don't have my phone on me, but like,

yeah, I do. I think it's like 94 days or something. Three months. And you're a free man. More or less. Or any of us really free 94 days no you're not really free

we have to pay bills and things it's not three months either we're the same as slaves three long months three long months and a day there's no three it should be a 32 month a 32 day month I'm surprised they didn't like...

I like that they extended February. That was the right pick. Yeah. It's an extra four days, man. It's going to make you behave. 94 days. I don't know if I mentioned on PKA or if it was in our

Hangout that we did Sunday. I don't recall. The gas station right next to me has Delta 8. i mentioned on pka or if it was in our hangout that we did sunday i don't recall but like the gas station right next to me has delta 8 like on the shelf like right there like advertised like at eye level there's like three different ones there's the i guess there's a indica sativa and a hybrid just vape right there on the fucking countertop with i've told you they like they it's not even like they're trying to beat around the bush anymore and this is in Missouri like pretty pretty red state where they're like

like they're not there's not even the you know the auspice of like it'll help you sleep and you know if your eyes get sore the glaucoma it's like also eat like cheese or something fatty with it and then you'll get like 10 times more higher is that true they said

literally they're like when you use these edibles don't take it on an empty stomach you might think it's like alcohol like if you drink a bunch of vodka on an empty stomach you get drunk faster because the food's not there but with this you want some fatty food in there because that actually makes it dispersed in your in your system more effectively and it's like okay so you know the kind of people who are coming to buy this like we're not trying to rid ourselves of glaucoma you know we're trying to get fucked coming to buy this. We're not trying to rid ourselves of glaucoma. We're trying to get fucked up. I went to go buy vape juice the other day at my local vape juice depot place.

And that's already kind of a hippy-dippy kind of place. The dude calls me bruh, and he's got one of those really long goatees. But I looked into it. They have Delta-8 everything. Like they have Delta-8 concentrate that you would do dabs with. And they have like the flour and the vapes and the edibles. Like I don't know if I said that, but they have every conceivable way to intake Delta-8. And I was just like, I'm waiting on to like find a part for my vape, whatever the heating coil.

Yeah, the heating coil. And I'm like, you've got Delta A? Because I'd never seen it before. That was my first time seeing it. I had just sort of turned a blind eye. I knew it existed in my area, but I was just like, it's probably in some really sketchy places that I don't even go. It's like if you go into a porno store, it's like behind a beaded curtain they've got it but no he's like he's like yeah bro yeah it's great same as weed same as weed but legal you know anyone can do it not anyone i can't i'm on

probation he's like ah state or federal and i'm just like federal he's like ah shit he's like, ah, state or federal? And I'm just like, federal. He's like, ah, shit. He's like, I feel you, man. I have been there. I have been there. He essentially did. He was just like, well, you don't want to fuck with that. I was like, no, you don't want to fuck with that. Come back in 94 days. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'm definitely going to be doing a lot of Delta 8 here. I want to see if it's as good as weed. If it's as good as weed, why would I move from Georgia if there's something called Delta 8 that I can pick up at the gas station? I don't know. Just pop to your local gas station. Get high. Yeah, I may not move if this Delta 8 stuff is legit as good because I want to try the concentrate.

I want to try Delta 8 concentrate and see if it hits like like marijuana concentrate um if somebody's out there or in the 50 discord and they hear me say this like let me know like is it comparable to like some good shatter you know or or some some good wax or something like are you getting that really crazy fucking punch to the brain that you get from doing marijuana concentrate? Or is it kind of just the light version? Because I don't want that. You want the full-throated. We're not settling for anything less than a punch to the brain stem.

Is that the Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? It is the Diet. No, this is the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda Zero. Very rare product. Very rare product. You really got to dig deep to find these. I see my camera's reversed. But yeah, Dr. Pepper and Cream Soda Zero.

Not diet. Yeah. Yeah. Just crushing diet creams all day. Can't be bad for me. There's no calories. None. None in there.

I don't know what they're sweetening this with, but it's delicious. Aspartame. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same thing. They just put zero sugar because it sells better than diet now. Tastes better. I've had like a 12 pack of those in my closet forever. I just haven't busted.

Actually, no, I don't have the zero sugar. It says diet still. I've had them for a while. Yeah, I like the Dr. Pepper Zeros. It's got to be different than the diet Dr. Pepper. It just tastes different. It's better. It's smoother. I wish that I could get more zevia creamy root beer because before they just had ginger root beer which is kind of whatever creamy root beers on another level and it's like back ordered on amazon and there's nowhere to find it in stores and so i i would love to get myself some more of those there's there's not enough good zevia flavors like great for a second before we get off the last topic, interrupting my talk. Kyle asked about Delta 8 and he's asking his friends.

As a guy with no friends, I thought that I would Google it. This is what we do. And I want to tell you what I found. This is from potguide.com. Delta 8 can be psychoactive for some consumers, just less so than delta 9 he's calling regular pot delta 9 for listening a good way to think about it is generally something like weed light many of the effects and benefits of delta 9 they'll just tone down a few steps it's still euphoric and stimulates appetite it can energize and relax the consumer depending on the larger terpene and cannabinoid profile, similar Delta 9. And yes, it can induce some of the same typical heady psychoactive experience. The difference is that while Delta 8 can do these things, it does them with less intensity.

Even for experienced cannabis users, there's a notable effect, albeit a less intense one. I feel like that answered your question it did no more no pussy delta eight although like although like like as soon as like like like i'm flying out um like the morning of the second something like that um but i'm gonna have some delta eight at midnight like we're gonna find out i'm gonna i'll smoke some delta 8 while i'm still here like i'll be the gas station at two i'm gonna uber to the airport because my car is gonna be i'd rather it seems cheaper than having my car sit there for a month um and uh and i'm gonna be high as fuck in that uber like i'm gonna be high as fuck well i'm gonna

be i'm gonna be hitting that vape in the airport bathroom right before I get on the plane. You're going to be doing it on the plane and just ghosting the hit. Is there pot in the Denver airport? Not at the airport, no. That would be smart. They should be at the gift shop. Because Vegas does that. I agree with you. Really? I didn't know Vegas did that.

Gambling. They have gambling at the airport. They put their vice right there. As soon as you land, it's like, oh, can you fucking addicts not wait until you get to your hotel casino? Well, hit the slots as soon as you get off. As soon as you exit the...

What is that moving hallway call that leads to your... Not a taxiway. There's a term for it. Anyway, as soon as you step out of it, a prostitute should hook her arm around yours and some guys should start dealing your cards. You're arrested. That in the smoking area there is excellent. As a former smoker,

like whenever I would fly into Vegas, I was like, these are my people. They know what's up here. They have this like plexiglass cube full of slot machines in the like middle of the airport that you can get in and it's got like it's continuously sucking the air straight up above you and you can just puff away right there in the middle of the airport while playing slots atlanta has one too but it's only in one terminal and um it's more of a sad place it's you can tell like like they don't go in there much to clean up and like like if the chairs get damaged they don't mind you know it's it's a sad place to be they put those trashy people in there and they deserve the the stink and the awfulness the stink yeah but there's ceiling tiles missing it's it's you walk past

those rooms and you're just like oh this is the worst like it smells like the most intense congealed thick smoke yeah it's awful and it's old it's old smoke it's not even like fresh smokers are cool people you can go to any smoking area in any airport in the world and you can ask to bomb a cigarette and no one will ever turn you down because you're all in it together in it together yeah yeah i'll just coughing it's it's a good it really is a good community of people like i bet chiz would back me up on this like i can imagine that i'm i'm not even a smoker and i'm like yeah he's right like if you ask another smoker for a for a you're like, hey. Especially if you have

your empty... If you're dressed nicely so they know you're not a bum. Nicely enough that they know you're not a bum. You don't need a fucking tuxedo on. What just happened? That was weird. My screen went white. Did that happen to anybody else? Yes, I imagine Zach is working. No worries.

You don't need a tuxedo on, but as long as you're not like smelly and like clearly homeless, nobody likes giving smokes to homeless people. Like you've got a fucking, you got a problem, dude. And part of it is you can't afford your problem. I don't like supporting homeless people's devices, but like a normal person, it's always like, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I've got two left. You can have one.

It's a very strict policy. He only gives money to people that don't need it i only give money to people who will who know how to hang on to enough money to not smell like like why would you give somebody money whose money like their ability to manage money is so poor that they can't figure out how to have enough money to, to own soap. Yeah. Well, a lot of them are just like straight up,

well, either addicts or have mental illnesses or something. And so it's like, if you were to give them, if you were to give them $200 or like hundreds of dollars, like ONA used to do this where they would like give homeless people a ton of money on the radio. I'm sure Stern did.

And it would be like the next day it'd be like, lady die. Like this hardcore alcoholic. Like, what'd you do with the $300 you made yesterday as our intern? And they find out like, you went to TGI Fridays in Times Square, the most expensive,

you live in New York. And you went there and bought $9 beers for three hours and didn't eat. And it was like, well, yeah, I suppose. And it's like, how much money do you have left?

$12. It's like, how? That doesn't add up, yeah, I suppose. How much money did you have left? $12. It's like, how? That doesn't add up. Well, I stopped and I got two 30-packs on the way home. It was like, okay, you're spelling it out for us right now. Well, you remember my old reality show. Tom's Night Out.

Kyle wasn't here when Mr. Beast was on the show, but in one of his early videos he gave 10 grand to a homeless person these numbers are about right and uh he was like sheepish and apologetic about it and in my head i'm like why how is that an act of cruelty or whatever he's like it turns out if you dump a lot of money onto a homeless person that you haven't done them a favor now you can buy them food you can do some nice things for them and you buy them a you can buy them rent for this month but if you just give them 10 grand in cash oftentimes their life turns for the worse yeah yeah it's uh it's not just homeless people either like like there's certain groups of

people that if you gave them ten thousand,000, you know it's going to get wasted. Military veterans. Military veterans. You give a military veteran, thank you for helping with that. You give a military veteran $10,000, he's immediately going to go buy $10,000 worth of rims to go on a $4,000 car.

That's what they do. A veteran or a guy just out of boot? Either way. These classic people. These classic people that we're using as a stand-in for the actual group of people. You give a... Oh, Jesus Christ.

Let's say you give a... That's why I jumped in so quick. You give a deli worker $10,000 and he's probably going to know right where to invest that stuff. He's going to immediately go and invest that right away. He's going to diversify that money. It's not all going in one pile.

It's going with the rest of his investments. It's getting stuck away, and someday that $10,000 will be $100,000, and he's willing to wait. It really just depends who you give that money to. It's going to be wasted, though, if you give it to one of those veterans, one of those combat veterans. They're going to blow that money. Often the case, often the case.

Yeah. Some people don't get that joke. The kind of person who would invest wisely 10 grand that you gave them probably doesn't need 10 grand that's true that's true because they yeah they don't need it i mean it depends what you need what you mean by the word need right like yeah of course like everybody could use 10 there's nobody who's like i mean you got to be you literally got to be a billionaire to be like

hey would you like 10 000 they're like nah yeah like i got things to do i'm not trying to lose money i don't have time to slow down to like take your ten thousand dollars from you could you just give it to the guy who works for me who's following behind me one of those little people uh but but like everybody else is like could you use ten thousand i mean i'll do something with it yeah sure yeah but like when you're a billionaire so i've talked about the different levels of wealth right there's a certain level of wealth you can go into target and have anything you want a better level of wealth you can go to the apple store and have anything you want some of those things get expensive, but people are that wealthy. Don't even go all the way to Bezos and Elon Musk or something. If you're just a one billionaire guy that we don't even know, we couldn't name,

what is his relationship with money like? Does he work really hard to make sure he stays above that billion mark? Does he just buy anything he wants all the time? I mean, I bet that could be an obsession for someone who's hovering around the one billion mark. Have you ever seen the Simpsons parody where Mr. Burns loses his factory in a bet with one of the Texas oil baron characters? And they're like, well, with that deal deal you're not a billionaire anymore money and so they throw him over the the fence to a to the hundred millionaires camp and he's like because of the era that that was started it was like i think it was still like some big tech person who's like now a billionaire being like join ashmont like it's just funny so yeah there was a silicon valley had a guy like that he had a he had this really it was a

pretty cool painting actually and um it was like this abstract art and he was in the three comma club and that was his it was like a big part of his sense of self-worth and he invested in our you know our heroes uh business it didn't go well and he temporarily left the three comic club destroyed everything he put it all into yahoo dummy yeah that's got to be i mean but what a great problem to have to wake up and find out yeah i don't give a shit 20 million dollars yeah i certainly wouldn't give a shit about something like that i I think that really, I think the people that like care about that were like already born into

money and like, like being a hundred millionaire wasn't quite meeting the expectations of maybe their fathers or something like that. Well, daddy was a billionaire and, and mama was a billionaire and like, I'm supposed to be one now. And it's like,

yes, Charles only has $400 million in his estate. I don't know. Maybe you're underperforming. But for me, it's like, I don't give a shit about how many commas are there. Once there's enough money, there's enough money. I think Chiz linked us that article. Maybe you guys didn't see it.

Maybe it was in the pot discord or like pot trip discord that we've got. But it was something about Notch. And it was like... The thumbnail was a picture of him and it was like tragic and sad. Notch. And then had his net worth.

And I was just counting the zeros because I was like, is that 2.5 billion? And it is. It's 2.5 billion. But I was just like tragic and sad. I wish this guy is that $2.5 billion? It is. It's $2.5 billion. But I was just tragic and sad. I wish this guy would fucking kill himself. I wish this guy would fucking kill himself and leave that money to somebody who knew what to fucking do with it.

Fucking incel. What was tragic and sad? I'm not going to watch his video. It's probably something about him being a Debbie Downer, about not having any friends or not knowing what to do with life Because now he's got 2.5 billion dollars. Oh What a whiner fucking donate it all and go back to work dummy if you're not having fun. Oh

Why what's that classic like old meme video that some like really rich dickhead made where he's like standing in his garage with his you know $400 thousand dollar car and also like a meticulously placed shelf of books that he doesn't read being like if someone were to offer me the car behind me or the bookshelf you know every time i'm taking the bookshelf because nothing is more valuable than knowledge and it's like everybody was like you could sell the car and buy a lot of books like if that was your modus operandi like and it's like you're just a fucking cunt dude you're a guy was a fraud right if he's the guy i'm thinking of those released cars it was like imaginary wealth and he was he was in the business

of selling you shit on the premise that he knows how to get rich like a fake yeah i love those seminars where the guy's to teach you to become a billionaire. And it's like, I think step one is to trick people into believing that you know how to become a billionaire. Yeah. Are you a billionaire?

Then why are you at the Marriott? Yeah, exactly. The Marriott's a good one. What are you talking about? Holiday Inn. He's looking into giving a speech to seven people. If you're above a super eight, then I'm impressed.

Yeah, I'm right after the Mary Kay and right before the oil salesman. That's who my fellow travelers are. Yeah, that's so true. What were those magical berries from It's Always Sunny? Oh, the goji berries? Goji berries, yeah. Something like that. Goji berry juice or something like that.

They have to get their readings. It's like, 100 toxicity? Oh my God, I need some more berries. 100 what? Let her know the units. Toxins. Toxins. Man, the first guy to come up with the pyramid scheme had to just be sitting there and being like, wait, guys, hear me out.

We make them buy their own inventory. Then we make them responsible for sales. But what happens if they don't make the sales? Well, we make them buy the inventory up front. Nobody's going to fall for this. What kind of real sales job makes you buy the inventory up front? There's a lot of people out there who don't make the sales well we make them buy the inventory up front nobody's gonna fall for this what kind of real sales job makes you buy the inventory up front there's a lot of people out there who who don't know like that's isn't that like step one of knowing that's a modern change like walmart doesn't own the inventory on their shelves right am i right about

that uh maybe it's a mix you know in a way like it's kind of complicated but yeah yeah it's it's like the the responsibility of the vendor you know at the a way like it's kind of complicated, but yeah, yeah. It's, it's like the, the responsibility of the vendor, you know, at the end of the day, because Walmart has all the parts. If she doesn't sell, the vendor takes it back.

And anyway, then used to be like that used to be like, you know, and I bet it still isn't for a lot of stores. Like if you own a boardwalk store in New Jersey, you buy all that inventory at the start of the year and hope it sells. Yeah. But like, you buy all that inventory at the start of the year and hope it sells yeah but like i got a lot more faith in like some brick and mortar store that's selling like school supplies and fucking

sodas and shit whatever than a 38 year old housewife with a suitcase full of cosmetics for sure yeah like i that that that woman is not doing the kind of due diligence and data mining that walmart is like walmart knows every centimeter of space on their shelf and like you're not making this amount of money and we can put right for yeah what they're selling is the fantasy of being an entrepreneur that's what they're selling yeah they they act like they're selling whatever. Herbal tea or something like that. Sex toys. All the Tupperware.

But it's about moms who aren't in the actual work world wanting to dip their toe into it. Would you like to be a go-getter, money-bred winner like your husband?

Well, just buy our fucking lingerie inventory up front, sell it to all your friends, and you'll be just like him. Go ruin get-togethers and make your friends uncomfortable. Step one, give us your husband's money. Step one, alienate everyone around you. See your name and be like, fuck, is this about the knives again? My mom tried selling Mary Kay when I was like five or six or something like that. She got sucked into one of those deals.

And it's just like, God, you got to have so many friends who have never heard of cosmetics to succeed at this. Yeah. And it's predatory the way they get people into it. Yeah. And it's predatory the way they get people into it. It's not based on maintaining a relationship of sales because a lot of it is one-off stuff like knives where it's like, these knives are going to last the rest of your life. And it's like, okay, where's that entrepreneur's repeat business coming from? Are they just going to be pounding the pavement, knocking on doors like a vacuum salesman 80 years ago? Like, no, like it's going to peter out on its own because you're going to guilt everyone in your immediate, like two circles of contact. And then you'll exhaust that. And then you buy more knives thinking that you'll make it out. And it's like, that's it.

It doesn't work. Like you need to be like, and one or two steps removed from that are sales positions like car sales and real estate, where there are people who do that, who make enormous amounts of money because they are just good at sales. They're good at making friends. They're good at making people trust them.

And they're kind of slick. And they can sell the sizzle, not the steak. and they can sell the, you know, the sizzle, not the steak, you know, like they're, they're good at selling what it's going to be like to live in this house, in this home, or, or, or maybe they're just really good at matching the homes they show to the people they have available to them. Like, they're really, Oh, I've got the perfect place to you. I know, I know the place for you. And I'm like kind of selling that dream. Whereas maybe somebody else takes them there and like, what do you think about this? I mean, I know it doesn't have as many bedrooms as you wanted but maybe an abortion is in your future you know like like they just can't do it and the same with car sales like like i saw people

who just like literally were starving trying to sell cars and people who were like um laid off from like the regular business world whatever they had been involved with like selling medical devices this one guy and for whatever reason like i guess that's pretty easy sales like yeah we need an mri machine you have one you're the mri guy yeah i do in fact well good because like let me tell you about the new features no no we need the m2000 mri machine you know to scan people's brains and we need it now like well they are three hundred thousand dollars yeah we know we are all went broke could you just get the paperwork here like it's an easy sale but then they show up and they try to sell a fed a ford escort to a dude who wants a ford

mustang and it ain't happening yeah, there's so much sketchy stuff with medical device sales and pharma sales going like direct to doctors. Like it's only in the last couple of years that they kind of slowed down what it used to be, which was just like some guy from some pharma company goes and brings burritos for everyone, you know, once a month and then gets a little FaceTime and is like, hey, anybody says anything about depression? You know, Prozac, we, we would love it over at Johnson and Johnson. A Prozac could be your,

you know, your drug of choice for people who inquire about it. Like very, and then you get fucking doctors who, you know, may encourage that the use of that pill, even when you don't need it. I mean,

it's, it's, it's a lot dirtier than that, right? Like, like, Oh, there's a lot of some pharma Some pharma babe comes in like,

hey, we're inviting all of our top sales clinics to the big retreat down in Maui. We're going to be talking about a lot of new drugs. Turns out you're one of them. Would you like to come, Dr. Mark? And they're like, yeah, absolutely. Dr. Mark's going to push a lot of Prozac so that he makes it to the retreat next year.

Other countries have the right idea with pharmaceutical advertising in that they don't allow it where it's like the whole American phrase of like, ask your doctor about blah, blah, blah. Ask your doctor about this or that. Do you eat entire pizzas and then cured meat for hours and then wonder

why you have acid reflux? Get on a pill, idiot. And it's like, you shouldn't go into any doctor's office with like a laundry list of of pills you want like they should be giving you what you need like don't don't know i'm medicaid i can go back and forth with that like sometimes it's like hey i want these pills can you get me these pills you don't really need them no no you know I didn't say I need these. You know what I need? A doctor with better listening skills. Yes. You know what I want, doctor, are drugs to get high. Not that exactly, but, but, you know, like, like if there's something I want, you know,

I want it. I had a similar experience recently. I wanted a new sleep apnea machine. I brought my normal one. The thing is big. It's like a suitcase. And it turns out it's heavy and it's hard to pack on a motorcycle. So I'm going to buy this travel one. It's small.

It doesn't take much more room than a coffee cup. Cool. And they're like, do you have doesn't take much more room than a coffee cup. And, uh, uh, you know, they're like, do you have a prescription for the sleep apnea machine? And I'm like,

I'm kind of a subject matter expert. Can we just move this along? And, uh, long story short, I paid an extra $30 to have an online meeting with the doctor who met for me for literally 45 seconds to say like, yep.

Yeah. You're the guy, guy you know what's up fine and she stamped it i feel you there because but that's like an established thing like let's say you were a hundred pounds overweight and depressed and not active and not enjoy like just anhedonia like can't find joy in anything and you go to the doctor and he's like, Oh, you're, you're a hundred pounds overweight. You, you know, you eat poorly. You do this,

that, and the other thing, you're not active. Let's put you on Zoloft. Like, and that would be like a, you know, that that's not the right move.

It would, a better move would be like, well, let's, let's try messing with your diet. Let's try and mess them with your activity level. And then in six months, we'll like reconvene on this and see,

see if we've made some progress like instead of just immediate trying to cover with with ssris which are not not great i'm a balance i share your um reluctance to use ssris and i'm also like on the other hand there are people who would benefit from them you know people who do turn around and and so i like it i like a doctor being involved in there that's all with ssri but like that kyle and i were saying there are other ones where it's like yeah i know exactly what's fucking up with this this is what i want yeah out of my way if you go in like my dick isn't getting hard and he's like well we got a lot of i know what i want see alice

yeah yeah yeah you know like this is the thing that I do that I know what's up and yeah. Yeah. I was helping my cousin Scott with that the other day. He had a, um, close. Um, I hit a doctor.

He just wasn't, did you blow on it? Cause I tried. This isn't going to go. Well, like a gummy worm yeah 30 minutes you're on me he's like yeah my doctor my doctor's this and that he's he's not wanting to like help me do this and that i'm just like your doctor's a bitch like call this guy and immediately got him straightened out like like like take was it yeah you know who's good for shit hymns i don't know if you've ever heard oh yeah yeah i use them for my um cold sore medicine yeah they just send it yeah hymns they rubber stamp shit so you do

need a doctor and and by the way i don don't have a deal with HIMS or anything. But they do like dick pills. They do hair loss. I was about to say hair keeping pills. They do acne pills. They do acne creams. They do a lot of shit that you might want. And your doctor is just a pain in the ass way to get it. Yeah.

Because sometimes it's hard to get an appointment. And if you don't have insurance, then all of a sudden you're spending $150 just to go see a guy to prescribe you something. I mean, God, it's acne cream or something like finasteride, which is hair loss. Just fucking get it. These are super tested like safe things like you're not gonna fuck yourself up with um cold sore medicine no one is like snorting or a cyclovir or whatever that is i don't know what that one is but yeah since oh okay um since covid telehealth has become more known and it's it's kind of a nice way to sometimes i want a doctor to help

me i have had experiences where i was like sick you know like a cold that lasted too long sick and my doctor was amazing she's like you know i tell her i'm sick i've got this and she starts describing my symptoms back to me that i hadn't even told her yet. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you get it. It's, it's like, you're a professional. And, and,

um, all she prescribed to me was, uh, like, is this some lifestyle stuff and the Sudafed that you need your driver's license for? Yeah. She gave me a little,

I don't remember it anymore, but she's like, you don't want the Sudafed that says it's Sudafed. You want the one behind the counter. And, uh, and she helped me get better. So every so often I want a doctor and their advice. Sometimes this is what I want. I just want access to a pharmacy. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Sometimes you want a doctor, you need a mechanic, an expert, and sometimes you just need access to some power tools. These are completely different things.

I really want to go past the mechanic and just get the air wrench because I know what needs doing. Just do that and that's what places like HEMS are good for. If I'm king of this country, I don't know how to legislate that. I don't know how to say I don't know how to say Kyle has watched enough YouTube

videos to make his own decisions in this thing over here, but not that thing over there. It's a hard rule to make. Yeah. My oncologist, he makes the decisions. But if I'm getting... Oh, this cancer. I can't process that. I let my cancer doctor make the calls

for the most part. Actually, I had decisions to make. He's like, yeah, we can cut a pizza pie slice out of your eyelid, or we can do this thing where we slowly cut layers off, like a deli slicer. Oh, no. And I'm just like, which one's the most effective? And he's like, well, cutting a pizza pie slice out is 100% effective. I'm like, well, am i gonna like look like

igor from frankenstein or anything he's like nah you'll be a little scar no big deal i'm like all right we'll do that cut the fucking you're gonna look a little more asian than before is that all right yeah just in one eye so is it okay but like uh but if they start coming at me one of those deli slicers like kramer had it's just i would have liked to have seen the technique but it sounded horrifying and what they did probably on youtube enough yeah i'll avoid watching that i don't know i don't like to see eye surgeries um i have a bit of a phobia there now for some reason i can't imagine why i yeah i um in ufc fights whenever there's an eye injury

like i swear a guy can have a giant fucking vagina on his forehead and i'm kind of cool with it like i've seen big injuries in real life and people turn out okay a guy's the white part of his eyes now red freaks me out i don't know know. It seems like a big deal. I didn't even like that scene in Invincible where he started gouging Omni-Man's eyes. I was just like, no! Leave Omni-Man's eyes alone! Yeah, but you thought that Game of Thrones scene was pretty tight.

That was badass. And if you want another eye-gouging scene, Mr. Inbetween, there's a great eye-gouging scene in there. There's a great eye-gougy scene in there. There's a great iGauchy. He's so fucking hardcore. Where do you watch that again? Hulu. I watch it on Hulu.

My Hulu has ads. Yeah, so the internet's so bad here. I don't know if it's my fault or his. Yeah, I'm all caught up with Mr. Inbetween. I'm watching week to week now it's a it's a fun show they um the actress who plays his daughter was like the perfect age so that like almost every episode she is aging a little so so she's like because she's like i don't know 11 or 12 like

right in the middle of puberty and so it's fun because they're able to like i don't know, 11 or 12, like right in the middle of puberty. And so it's fun because they're able to like, I don't know, like write different kinds of stories involving his daughter. Like now she's starting to like date and like dabble with drugs a little bit. And he's just like, you're on something. What are you on? She's like, nothing. Tell me what you're on. I took a cap, a cap of what?

I guess that means that's like short for capsule. I don't know. MD, MDA, I guess that means that's short for capsule. I don't know. MD, MDA, something like that. Where'd you get it? And he's just being super chill. Where'd you get it? And he's like, I don't know. Tell me where you got it.

A friend. I have a feeling her source is about to close up. Oh, God. What awful thing he did to the family. How old was his daughter? Like 12. I know I'm kind of on his side, right? If she's 19 in college or something and she bought this, then she's made a decision you need to address her. If she's 12, let's talk to the source.

Yeah, he starts with her boyfriend and he ends up at a drug dealer's house it's um i really enjoy that whenever someone it's kind of like the sopranos whenever like someone does something wrong to some someone who's close to tony like that you know tony loves you're just like oh something bad's gonna happen to Oh, there is a time a guy was being creepy towards his daughter and sexually suggestive. You know, like, I forget. A little cream on your cheek. I'd love to add to it. That was Coco.

Coco made a mistake. Coco ends up getting pistol whipped and curb stomped in his own restaurant. He loses some teeth. Yeah, that's all curb-stomping is. Yeah. His teeth on the bottom of the bar, the place where you put your feet. And the guy's like, don't do it. Butchie's like, don't do it.

Don't do it. And Tony's just like, yeah. Conk. And knocks all his teeth out. Dude. Oh, speaking of that. We talked about eye gouges. Teeth knocking out is rough for me to watch.

I would much rather have all my teeth knocked out than one of my eyes gouged badly. Yeah, it's way easier to fix teeth than not. They're going to look better afterwards. You know, like we talked to – you were talking about the guy who took the shrapnel to the nose and in the end got a better nose now. Oh, yeah. That's how teeth work too. Like I got all of his teeth knocked out. You're probably right.

Look at him now. I mean they were too big for him before anyway. But the trailer for The Many Saints of Newark came out. I watched it today. So that is the movie prequel to The Sopranos, where you've got James Gandolfini's son playing Tony Soprano as like a 15, 16 year old. And,

um, you've got, um, that guy who played the punisher. He played, he also played Shane in the first couple of seasons of walking dead. Um, he is,

um, he, he's a main character in there and a couple other actors that I recognized. Um, and it actually looks pretty fucking good. Um, the actress they've got playing Tony Soprano's mother,

like even in like the 10 seconds you see her you're like oh what a cunt she's so awful she's such an awful person so it looks good i'm looking forward to it comes out in the fall and then i think in like three days that um that amazon movie um with um chris Pratt comes out, the one where he goes to the future to fight the aliens. I think on, it might be July 11th, if it's not that exactly, it's really close, McGregor and Poirier

fight. Again, yeah. I don't know if he's going to be able to make the adjustments. Yeah, he's going to get his ass kicked. He's been getting worse for like five years now. Seems that way. Why he's like get his ass kicked he's been getting worse for like five years now seems that way why he's like no no no my career is kind of like a checkmark

it's gonna get great yeah sure it is I mean I would love to see that your bank account is a fucking ski lift I'll give you that you know respect but as far as being able to beat other professional

fighters that's not your thing anymore bro it hasn't been for a while i i think this is the last time that i'm gonna like give him any credit if he loses this one it's like you know the the report's in you know your score's posted yeah yeah if you've lost twice in a row to the same guy that's kind of that you know because he's never done that before as far as i can remember he's never lost twice to the same person um you know he's always been able to come back and make the adjustments and uh he's he's beaten some big names obviously um i would have loved to have seen him fight khabib again because he did give khabib the best fight anyone has but um i don't know it's technically correct but like that's what i'm

going for technical correctness okay i'll just stop there but people should know that he didn't come close to winning that fight no one ever, but he came the closest. Yeah. He won. Did he win a round? He won a round, right? He won a round. He's the only person to ever win a round against Khabib. Before he got stopped. Yeah, he got that. It wasn't quite an RNC. It was more of a

neck crank, but especially from someone like Khabib, oh my God, you got to feel like your jaw is about to explode. Right. Yeah. And he was also pretty exhausted, too. Oh, yeah.

He was gassed. You know, I don't knock that. Some people knocked him for tapping. They felt like, you know, dude, that was just a pain move. You don't tap the pain moves. Bro, it was clear that wasn't his night. So he found the exit. And, you know And sometimes in fighting,

it's not going to get any better from here. That's what I was going to say. There was no circumstance in which he toughs out through that neck crank, comes back the next round, and one-shot KOs Khabib or anything like that. I don't remember if it was the fourth or the fifth. I'm not sure if there was a next round. I think it was the fourth.

Okay. I thought he lost in the fourth. It's been like three or four years ago now. That's my remembrance of it. It seemed like maybe Khabib... Whenever a fighter that's supposed to win all the rounds loses an early round, they're like, oh yeah, he took that round off. Okay.

Can he ever lose then? he took tonight's fight off yeah that's what that was he took a round off he decided it'd be better if he got beat up this round yeah that's what mayweather did he took a few rounds off against against connor so i don't know uh it's amazing the amount of money he's made i'm glad that like he's not going to be like a, where are they now? Story. That's sad. Like,

like I can't imagine that happening. Can't, can't, he can still make a lot of terrible personal decisions and live an unhappy life. And that maybe there's a better than 50, 50 shot chance of that happening. I don't know that McGregor adjusts well to being a happy father. Daniel

Cormier is like, dude, next phase of my life? I'm very excited about it. I'm going to coach this high school wrestling team. I'm going to spend time with my kids. People are going to know me as Joshua's dad, not that UFC guy. That's my next role in life. And Daniel Cormier, I think he's going to do great

there. Conor McGregor, he likes being Conor McGregor, the guy in the fucking zebra-skinned coats or whatever he's wearing next. He likes to come and dress like a pimp or like Mexican drug lords or whatever. Center of attention, worshipped, a major star. Conor loves that.

And when it's taken from him before he's ready we'll see how he adjusts but i don't i could see it going poorly yeah i think the only way it goes poorly for him is if he literally like get like kills himself in a car accident or like actually commits like a serious crime that sends him to prison for a long time or or something like that. He's good with money. I'm not predicting he goes broke. Me either. I'm predicting he doesn't live a happy life.

I could see that. I don't know. Too much drugs. I think he likes cocaine and whores. Cocaine and whores are very cheap. That's someone who really enjoys rice and beans. I think he likes cocaine and whores. Cocaine and whores are very cheap. For him, yeah. That's like someone who really enjoys rice and beans.

Yeah, man. I just love rice and beans. Cocaine and whores. I'm a little outside my expertise, but it's a little like watching Netflix where it's fun in the short term, but in the long term, it's not a fulfilling life.

Depends what's on Netflix tonight, I guess. You guys want to call it a show? Yeah, I think so. We're going to do our hangout for the next couple hours. Get that knocked out. Cool. Yeah, it should be fun. All right. PKN 358.