Painkiller Already - PKN 363

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

PK in 363. What's up, boys? How's it going? How's it going? Big news this week. Big news this week. Yeah. You say how it's going so casually.

Do you not know that you're talking to the two newest Snapchat all-stars on Earth? It's fucking hilarious. Somebody sent it to me early in the morning. They were like, dude, you and string um trending on snapchat apparently you're and they told me who i was making fun of and i don't like know this person's name because yeah i i still don't i wizzo lizzo she's what a stupid fucking name it is all right um they should call her fucking ham hock well they apparently like we made fun of this gigantic fat person like a year ago or something like that. Rightfully so, because she's just a disgusting slab of beef, which is so funny.

And I had no memory of it at all. And can we just watch it? Can we just roll it out? Because it's so funny. Yeah, let's watch it. Of course, we need the audio. Lizzo is over Party. Okay.

Party is trending on Twitter because of her performance with Harry Styles. She looks horrible. Booming around the stage. What a disgusting slab of feet. So good. You guys are giving this woman a hard time.

I'm impressed by the stage. That's a sturdy piece of architecture. Yeah, there's one guy over to the side like, I told you we could do it, man. Yeah, it was funny. i don't use snapchat and so i i got a call from my brother like late morning and he was like hey just wanted to let you know uh you're you're on the front page of snapchat and i was like okay in what context he's like you're making fun of lizzo it was even further up than the joe rogan video it has millions of views it's like oh and in my head

immediately i'm like what did we say what did we say and then i i i got the clip and i watched it and i was like oh that is so much more mild than what i was fearing oh thank you thank god i bet there were 10 other clips they could have found in that episode that would have been truly abhorrent i was like at least we didn't call her the N word or something. Like I'm, I'm so shocked that that was as mild as it was late. Like we were, we were pretty chill about it.

Yeah. But we're a Snapchat superstars. So we need to download the app. And do you make content on Snapchat? I thought it was for casual sex. Yeah. People make a casual sex and buying drugs is what I thought it was for. It is one of my favorite genres on X hamster yep yep um no people make content on there i don't watch any

of that content like like a bunch of my like i've got friends that are like they update their stories and i'm like i've never put a story on there ever like like not once i'm like this is a messaging app why aren't you all sharing your days but uh but it'll be like oh not once i'm like this is a messaging app why are you all sharing your days but uh but it'll be like oh yeah this person's doing this and some people are just like fuck dude i don't give a fuck about how your day is going it's never been interesting once and you update this shit every 30 minutes i don't get stories in general i've been a social media professional for like 11 or 12 years now and i'm like how's the story different than a post what the fuck is this all about yeah

what are you people doing it's just like video post of you know they're not just videos and oh good i i at least on facebook there are stories and i think i don't know how they're different than other posts yeah well on snapchat it's a video right it's it's a quick little like it's and like in my head i'm like how's this much different than a tiktok post because like like that's how i if i were running like a snapchat that i wanted fans to look at it would be like that i would essentially do it just like a tiktok like like quick little like 60 second or less like blurbs and like like little jokes and like oh look at this thing i'm doing and then pan the camera to something funny but like um and i've got some friends that do that

it's like oh that kind of wink at the camera and then pan and they're sitting on like a brandy motorcycle or something or like wink at the camera pan and they're on the top of a mountaintop or something cool it's like oh nice reveal but then some of them it's just like driving to driving their kid to work and like singing like munchkin songs with their kids and it's like i made a conscious decision to avoid this kind of nonsense in my life and you're forcing it upon me you're this close to getting an act of violence it is ridiculous i remember years ago when i first got snapchat and correctly assumed that it was to buy drugs and have sex with that like i remember i didn't know how stories worked and so every time something like a friend's new story would pop up,

I thought they were sending something to me directly. And so for like a couple of weeks, I was like, these fucking cunts. None of this is good. Why are they sharing this with me? And like my now wife had to be like, that's just their public posts. And I was like, oh, so I don't need to feel obligated to say ha ha to their unfunny bullshit. And I know I don't use it because I opened my Snapchat a few days ago and I went through some like friends stories and I clicked on one. And it was like showing like the New Year's 2020 celebration, like like 2019 out with the old and with the new.

It's going to be a good year it's going to be a good year it's going to be a good year blues just won the cup we're on top of the world everything's coming up looking forward to a year of travel looking forward to a year

going to hang out with my friends in Wuhan I totally agree with you. If I was trying to be a Snapchat person, just be a TikTok person. It makes more sense. Yeah. Kitty knows some people on TikTok. She actually told me one time she could get us this guy who's got multi-millions

of viewers. I always forget to mention it to you guys. This isn't anything against him, but I can't remember his name. I find him pretty fucking funny. She's shown me his post before and it's like holy shit this guy's really funny he's like one of those people who's like speaking really quickly and like just like laying out a bunch of funny shit real quick like in 60 seconds he's got you rolling he's like a stand-up comic or something like that he's but like i'm not a real one oh i mean it's a different thing he might be great

i try it but it's a different thing yeah yeah they already it they're guys who are brilliant for 30 seconds who might not be good and it's like all right what else sure i bet if i'm i bet if i knew his name or some of our viewers would be like oh yeah that guy yeah that's the like his name is something really crude it's like it's like curse words or something that's the... His name is something really crude. It's like curse words or something. It's like cocksuckers fuck you or something. It's a bold TikTok name. It's like, what's up? This is cocksuckers fuck you.

It's something right along those lines of offensiveness. It's silly. I remember when we were in line waiting on our uh covid vaccinations she was just like playing one after another showing me this guy's shit and it's really funny um i i don't use tiktok i actually accidentally downloaded the other day and now i keep getting like tiktok notifications but uh accidentally installed tiktok there was a reason for it it was like i i i don't remember i don't remember how it happened but i have tiktok on my phone now

um for the first time i don't like it i don't like it it's it's just not i don't know like i like if i'm if i want that kind of content i'm just gonna read it and scroll right or i just get on funny or videos or something like that or it seems like like tiktok from what i've seen it's a lot of one person sings and then someone else sings over them and and it's a lot of singing and instruments from the viral clips i've seen not as many funny jokes or like it's like react videos where it'll be like a bunch of people like going oh my god and then like on the other side it's like something horrific that they're like, I like that a lot on Tik TOK that there's sort of,

um, you know, Hey, what would you do if you had me for a day? And I couldn't say no. And then they do something that's not as sexy as you'd hope. I like the funny videos. I like when,

um, like it seems like a lot of Tik TOK, some Tik TOKers that I've seen, um, have like parents who are like, uh, immigrants or, and, uh, and so like they like play little pranks on them and that's always really funny to me i i saw one actually i'm not

sure if this was a tiktok where the guy basically makes like chocolate churros and if you can imagine what that would look like you know he's like squirting dark dough and frying it it looks like shit but that's not enough because then he like paints it with nutella and then he like sprinkles that with like chocolate powder so now it literally looks like cat shit and then he takes that and puts he like changes the cat litter box washes it puts fresh litter in and then puts the fake shit in then he sits down next to his mother who's a very much an immigrant and he goes look look mom and he's like reaches in and grabs what looks just like cat shit and starts eating it and she's going like gagging like freaking the

fuck i mean that sounds pretty fun i was thinking a prank like, he's like, alright, follow me. I'm going to serve my parents fake deportation papers. Oh, Christ. See, it was funny because they thought their life was uprooted. That's not as fun, I guess, as cat shit eating. Maybe not. Maybe not. It's a little dark.

A little dark. I'm leaning more toward cat shit videos than deportation. Depations yeah yeah yeah well i don't think it's uh the right platform for any of us based on our our interests you're right you can probably find better shit on reddit you definitely can find better shit on reddit reddit's losing me though is it losing you guys you guys used to use it more than you do now i use it so much dude i use it all day i i think you just gotta really like apply yourself to go to like getting in there and getting new new subreddits finding new fetishes finding new new like funny avenues like i got on fight porn the other day and just scrolled i i watched so much violence um i got to avoid

things like popping though like popping is just so gross to me. Um, I saw, dude, I saw a guy landing, um, from a, I think it was a skydive. Um, but he was coming in, um, over, there was like a little like pool of water. Pool is the wrong word. It was like a strip of water that was like artificial. Like it was like part of the landing zone almost, but like you've got the pool of water and then the edge of it you've got like the mound of earth that's at the edge and he comes over the water and hits that with his leg straight and his leg just fucking exploded dude i it was one of those things where like you're like oh no i don't want to see that like turn the phone away was he diving down and then it looked like the goal was to go flat for a long time. He's pulling the toggles

and legs kind of out like he's riding a chopper or something. Those are swoop competitions probably and they have it set up where there's water there. His right leg hit that thing and I'm going to guesstimate his speed to be 45, 55

and his leg just like compound multiple compound fractures instantaneously blood everywhere and he just goes oh god and I turn the phone away but I've already seen it I've absorbed that the guy said oh god or like the announcer there was no announcer it's his onboard

GoPro I watched him ruin his leg it's not worth it drooped when he should have swooped people land paramotors like that too you basically dive straight at the ground then you flatten out and use that energy and go as far as you can and uh i don't do that i i have a i have a pretty unusual relationship with risk like my risk profile is way crazier than most but boring landings boring launches exciting flights these guys with their exciting landings

what the fuck are you thinking for you to say what the fuck are you thinking those guys are messing up i'm with you so much there like the landing and the takeoff like like complete novice here like i don't watch paramotoring at all, but it's very common sense to know that this is where people die, especially in the landing, I would think. This is where they die. You can get up there at 3,000 feet, 5,000 feet and fuck up

and be like, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, but in reality, we've got a solid 15 to 20 seconds here to right the ship. A couple minutes actually. Yeah. Depending on how the, you know,

how much wing is working. A lot of times you've got half a wing or something. Sure. We got time here. We can make this right. But when you're coming in at that, that, that like flat angle and,

and you're just like, Oh yeah, we're going to skim the ground. Like, like something and just like show off here. It's like, oh, yeah, we're going to skim the ground and just show off here. It's like, yeah, well, you really messed up a little bit. Now you're dead. That sucks.

It does suck to die when you could have just been home. I had a friend who got really hurt. I don't know if I should wait for Kyle to come back. But here's what he did. He would come in, sort of dive at the ground, and he'd swoop. So he was completely sideways. And the tip of his wing, or parachute if you want to call it that, would touch the ground and he'd kind of swing around and then land softly. So if you can imagine this, he's completely sideways, a couple inches off the ground, centrifugal force holding him out sideways like a bucket of water.

And then he lands. a couple inches off the ground, centrifugal force, holding him out sideways like a bucket of water. And then he lands. Okay. He did this all the time to the point where people would be like, hey, look, Chris is coming in for a landing. Watch, watch, watch. It's always a show. He felt like expected to do this high risk landing. And one time he was landing and the ground wasn't like well manicured grass. He's in Utah. So there's all sorts of spiky, prickly things. Their rocks are not rounded out in Utah. And something grabbed his wingtip and you deform a flexible wing and it stops being a wing. It turns into just laundry or something, not wing.

And he said that if you saw the accident, wouldn't look like much, you know, he just kind of landed in the seating position and scooched the ground and he was paralyzed from the waist down and, uh, forever. Well, they didn't know. So, um, first he's paralyzed for the waist down and they're like hey bro like you're not gonna die but you're on wheels now that's the deal the rest of your life is on wheels and he's like all right so he starts like mentally adjusting to the fact that now he's gonna live on wheels and then he got his hamstrings back and he could trigger his hamstrings, which give him some amount of walking, but he didn't have quads and people don't lift that quad sort of extend your

knee. They make it go straight. And so he could walk with the kind of awkward, like swing the leg forward and get it to extend and then use his hamstring to pull himself forward. And he was like that for a couple of months. And then his quads triggered. And now he's good.

He's actually a paragliding instructor. He climbs mountains all the time, you know, hikes and stuff. But there was a good six months, maybe in nine months where he didn't know that he'd ever either walk again or walk again. Normally that's cool.

It's so scary. I mean, it was instructional for me. I'm sorry i cut you off kyle but it was like yeah yeah all right boring landings that's the ticket yeah i said it's cool what i meant was like that's good for him that he can walk now yeah i inferred that i didn't think that was cooler when he was still crippled yeah it was hilarious to watch crip walk around like a fucking fool.

I saw, we were talking about that equestrian dancing the other day. Oh, yeah. Hip hop music. And I saw, someone linked me to Snoop Dogg watching it. And he was like, oh, shit, that horse is crip walking. The horse is like doing this sideways sashay. And it's like, dude, I'm into the horse dancing. The horse is like doing this sideways sashay. I'm into the horse dancing.

If I were a rich person, I would absolutely be into horse dancing. I would be a competitor. You think so? I'd be big into it. I would travel. I'd be big into it. You'd come on the show still with the silly hat.

I'd have the hat on. Guys, I just finished training. I'm on the show still with the silly hat. I'd have the hat on. Guys, I just finished training. Let's do the show. I'm quitting the show. I'm tired of pretending that I'm following my dreams when I'm just not. I'm going. Who says a 35-year-old man can't make the Olympics in four years? Probably in horse dancing.

I can do it. All you need to make the Olympics in horse dancing is winning the war. I have two chances to make the Olympics and horse dancing. I have two chances to make the Olympics. One horse dancing and two is changing my sex to female. Cause I was watching some of those, those lady power lifters. Get out of here. Get out of them.

Oh yeah. I don't think you have to change your sex. You just identify. Exactly. That's what I meant. I can still keep your testicles. New Zealand has this trans athlete who, who failed at the 120 kilo uh clean and press like like like but what was i don't know whether i like this or not like first of all i'm against the trans athlete thing

competing with with uh natural born women they did have this thing so so like um i think as long as their testosterone was like 10 see they use they use different like it's all a metric system but like i don't know all the metric system uh for this well enough but it was like 10 deciliters per liter or something i i it messes me up derrick do like the mental math on that in his videos derrick is more plates more dates yeah did you watch his video on that i didn't but like that that's, more dates. Did you watch his video on that? I didn't, but that's what made me think what you're saying is he was like breaking it down and he's like, and first of all, let's get away from the fact that having an internal testosterone

factory into your testicles, huge advantage there. Also, you grow up as a man, you have big man hands, big man shoulders, big man mechanics, big man mechanics, big man reaction time and stuff. And then something I wouldn't have known is if someone told me, well, they make sure their T is this level or whatever. I'd be like, oh, well, I don't know what that means. But he was like, they set a limit of 280. 280. Find me one woman on Earth that makes it to 280 natural. You can't.

Oh, it's 280? You can't. See, that's what I needed. A woman's going to be getting 40 or something. There's no way. I don't know what normal for for women is but 280 is kind of low for normal for women is like 40 yeah that's what he was saying like it helped me understand where it was like if you're not familiar with t levels you might think oh they set a limit but it was basically like saying yeah you can have the limit of like a low t or middling T man. Yeah. And the competition you're facing has the T of a normal woman, which is like 40 compared to 280 or whatever the numbers were.

Yeah. Most there's millions of men walking around 280. Like who you would think is like, oh, that's a manly man who's like not depressed. He's not like, you know, it works for some people. There are dudes walking around 280 and you wouldn't know it. Like, but there There are dudes walking around at 280 and you wouldn't know it. But there are no women walking around at 280 and you don't know it. You see a woman at 280, you're like, holy fuck, what are you? Are you an EMFC?

That's a ghoul. Amanda Nunez wishes her T was 280. I saw Amanda Nunez got positive for COVID, so she's out of her next step out. And I was thinking, like, that was the only chance the other chick had. Fight it out. like i saw amanda nunez got uh positive for covid so she's out of her next step out and i was thinking like that was the only chance the other chick had fight it out put a put a fucking mask on her it's not like she's gonna get in the face anyway and let her fight it out doesn't even get clocked no well i guess you've said before that she's so much better like infinitely better at at at both weight classes honestly it, it's nonsense. Huh?

Well, that's a, yeah, that's a, I, I fully encourage you if you're going to become an Olympic athlete, do the horse dancing. Don't become trans.

Don't pretend to be trans. Just, just a metal. I mean, I would love one of those metals though. Right. Would they take it back? If would love one of those medals, though, right? Would they take it back if afterward you're like, psych, like, nah, not a woman, got a haircut, look, big man.

I'm back to male. Well, the period of competition I did identify proved me wrong. You guys are saying my mic is like up and down in volume. I don't know what I could do differently here. Is it a window setting so i'm going to teach zach how to use audacity to level it and it should be fine for the viewers for me i i was in my mind falsely accusing zach of like what are you doing bro you doubled it you cut it in half you let it but uh uh i guess he's not doing anything did you hear

it taylor it hasn't been maybe a little bit but he hasn't been changing too much on my end maybe i'm crazy i don't know or sensitive to it i don't know but uh i'll definitely make it right in post okay good i i apologize for that i i literally touch nothing um you know everything just sits here as it is the lights go off and on and that's like the only thing i even fuck with i don't even turn my computer off dude it's like windows windows like you i've many times i've not touched a thing and then you know i return it's like why did my mic volume go from my gain go from 85 to 63 like yeah and then it sounds the same to me you know on my end and uh so i don't even know there's this there's this nhl player we talked

about him i think evander kane who was accused by his now becoming ex-wife of betting on games like michael jordan style and i think she's fibbing about that because he had a career year last year but he's the same guy who is bankrupt from gambling addiction, despite having being like in the middle of a $56 million contract. And he basically is having like the most public divorce right now with his wife. And it's like, she,

she even said she was writing all this stuff on like Snapchat and it's getting posted on the hockey Reddit, which is the Reddit I go to the most. And he was like he put out like pages of text on twitter being like i just have to set the record straight even though my attorneys said i should not be doing this right now and it was like oh no and then you read it and it's just like him defending himself but then saying some things that like you know how legalese is it's like oh he shouldn't have said that oh he shouldn't have said that and then she responds in kind like and there's a lot to this they made a mega thread on the hockey reddit because people were like i want to

read about hockey stop posting about this divorce stuff and uh and she was like yeah well you talk you how about you tell everybody about the times that you were going and gambling in europe when you weren't supposed to you were supposed to be with your daughter you were supposed to be with your daughter making money to pay back all the gambling debt and you're going to casinos and not even paying the casinos back when you lose money there and you're not even what is he a pimp why is he with his daughter making money i no no like she was saying you shouldn't be out gambling with your friends because you're losing tens of millions and like not even paying back because he can't get like a card or something from casinos anymore because he has like bad

credit with them or something that's what i saw and she was saying like you need to be home with your kid and then he's like i try to facetime her all the time and you never let me talk to my kid and it's like oh my god like this guy's bankrupt, clearly has a gambling problem. His life is collapsing. And now it came out that a lot of San Jose Sharks players, the team he played for, are hopeful that he will not return and that he'll be traded this summer. And this isn't the first time it's happened. Is he good at hockey?

Not good enough to make people put up with this. He has a good baseline of skill, but he never seems to be as focused as he should. He had a good season last year, you know, admittedly. But like this is the point that he gets goals and assists combined. Let's see. What's his name? Evander Kane. Got a good name.

Yeah. Let's see. Evander Kane. Last year he had, in 56 games, he had 22 goals, 27 assists. So far and away his best season. That's pretty good. Very good. So if people don't know hockey at all, that is a well above average.

That's an above average player anyway. Okay. For sure. Yeah, he's very good. I mean, 56 mil. Like, yeah, and that was, I mean, that's not over one year, obviously. That was his whole contract. But, like, and that was – I mean, that's not over one year, obviously. That was his whole contract. But, like, he's a very good player.

It's just apparently his locker room – He's 30. He better get his shit together. He doesn't have too many years to set it like it. He needs some Baccarat classes. I feel what you're saying. He's going to have to work on the gambling. He's going to be retired in two or three years, and then what?

And he plays like a power forward kind of position. Those guys tend to age badly compared to like skilled guys. But he's very high skill. He's a really good player. But like, and this is like, I think the Winnipeg Jets, where he played before this, a lot of them also were saying like, I really don't like him. He's difficult to get along with.

Like, he isn't good. And like, then he left Winnipeg. And a lot of Canadian and hockey media was like, that's because Winnipeg is racist. He's black, by the way. Yeah. And now the San Jose Sharks are like, this guy just, no, he just sucks, man.

He just sucks. He's not fun to be around. It's not because he's black it's because he has sex with all our wives that's the part about him i like the least i hate him i don't like where he's he stays up till seven in the morning badly gambling and then he gets angry at us before the game at practice so it's like yeah this guy's got to get his shit get his shit together because to be that good and like your teammates still want you not around is like you've got to be fucking up.

I saw that Simone – what's her last – Biles. I thought it was. Yeah, I think that's what I had in my head. I saw she pulled out of the team event and then did rather poorly in the individual bars or something. I guess she got a bronze. then did rather poorly like in the individual like bars or something i guess you got a bronze and the amount of like us all patting ourselves on the back while patting her on the back on on reddit is hilarious like like it's it's fucking yeah great it's just like i go to i i filter by

controversial when i go on the comments and threads like that because i want to see like the other day i saw this cosplay of a black chick dressed as snow white and like i immediately i was like let's see what they did and i i try to guess what the most controversial comment's gonna be and i'm like snow black and i like i go by controversial i scroll for like three seconds there's snow black negative 37 votes and it's just like like people ripping on her and giving her shit uh but i go to simone's thing and it's just like i think the cool thing to do was to be like what an inspiration and like they talk about they don't talk about her gym gymnastic skill at all they talk about what a well-rounded human being she is and all

the other things she's done it's like what let's stop pretending like we're not here for her gymnastics ability. That is the only reason any of us know who she is. Who cares what her education is like unless she's a legit one of those Asian astronaut guys who was a Navy SEAL too. But she's not designing rockets in her free time. We're interested because she can flip a lot. She's just a regular smart person is what i'm getting at like like cool but like let's not just like there's all sucking each other's dicks over there like like trying to be as fucking woke as possible about the situation when it's like i did see if this had happened in the 70s like when we're

trying to beat the goddamn soviets or something and our gymnast did this it'd be like fucking traitor to our country never put her up again fucking you think if mick kyle nuganov over there and pulled out because she was he wasn't feeling up to it that day they'd have ever seen his fucking red ass again like no no i don't think that i think yeah fucking gorbachev or whoever was the premiere in the 70s would have offed him like i totally agree like people are like jerking themselves off about it being like this is about her mental health it's not about winning the olympics and it's like well when you're an olympian it is very much strictly about winning the olymp Olympics like that's what this

is about and like you're right I saw like a bunch of articles trending where it's like why Simone Biles quitting is actually even braver and it's like that doesn't that is such a skewed warped percent imagine if one of the male swimmers if Michael Phelps did this

imagine the response if a male swimmer dropped out would there be any article like that no it would be ripping him it would be calling him fragile it would be michael phelps had dropped out of like the relay would be mixed if he dropped out of the relay races and then instead of like like mike phelps was get would get like four goals and two silvers a year or something like that for like a decade and a half like every olympics like if he had been like you know what i'm pulling out all this team stuff um i'm just going to really focus on the 100 whatever the 400 meters or whatever i don't know swim events

but and then he put and then he took a bronze there's a hundred meter that god that must be a fast race huh i mean yeah it's about comparatively i watched the women's um uh the the the american woman swimmer i did watch her go the other day uh she broke the world record in a really long race like 600 meters or something like that maybe it was like the world record was and my numbers are rough here but like the world record was like six minutes and 46 seconds. And she did it in like six minutes and like 39 seconds. Was it Katie Ledecky? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you see her win? It might have been the 1500. I forget. I didn't swim meters in college. But anyway, she was like the only person on that lap. Nobody else was in frame. That's what I'm getting at. I watched the whole race, and they had this – maybe they always do this.

I don't watch a lot of the Olympics, but they've got this gold bar that's like chasing behind her that is the world record. And it's like superimposed, you know, CGI golden bar. It's good. It makes the race better to watch. And every time she does her like kickflip or whatever you call it at the walls or the edges of the pool. Flip turn. It'll catch up a little

but then she starts pacing away again. And after a while she's beating the shit out of the world record. And the next closest swimmer is on a different lap. They're going the other direction. Great stuff. But're going the other direction. Well,

great stuff, but that's the kind of shit I like. Like, like, like, like, like, and I don't care about her feelings either.

I care about like her, I guess, representing our country and women's athletics and, and like being a good wholesome story. I enjoyed that a lot. And I watched women's hurdles last night. That was fucking cool. Those chicks are so beautiful and have such an interesting body type. They were running in the rain. It may have been a qualifying event or something like that or some

sort of practice. I don't know. It was really cool because they do this thing where they show the athlete's parents back home in America. they're all holding hands on the couch, pumped for their daughter. It was cool. I liked it a lot. No quitters on there. I heard some, and I didn't look into this, so it might be fake,

but the U.S. apparently usually does very well in skateboarding, but the skateboarders aren't allowed to smoke weed in japan and so like the u.s finished bronze which is like unprecedented apparently if you did you hear that kyle they said that uh this was the best show that picture they said it's the best skateboarding team the that america could field that could pass a drug test oh no so there's a guy who's like I've seen it on TV Yeah These are the top 1500 meter times

in the women's 1500 Look at that, it's too small for me to read, but the fact that it's a 15 minute long swim is hilarious That is so much time, wow What does she have? 16 of the top 18 times ever recorded. 13.

Well, and then she skips one 14, 15, 16. Yeah, 16 out of 18. I'm sorry. Only Lote Friss and Lauren Boyle are in it. And the first one of those, Lote, is at number 14. Yeah, she's got the top 13. Katie has. I mean, get her back in the pool she can knock them

out if she wants yeah ever do it again ever ever do like i don't know three lackadaisic laps and and then knock them out that's great she's like the new phelps i guess although i saw her 2021 time and slacking a little bit she's probably like 17 years old and over the hill yeah she like you know like she looked they all look so young but like she didn't like a child anymore which is usually the hallmark of a a real fading female athlete yeah yeah yeah if they don't look like children anymore and it's the same for the men like phelps hung on there i'm like damn he looks like a grown-up what's he doing out there part of the issue with male swimmers is that after you leave college there's no real swimming culture that exists you know like physically i

think they could do well on the same tying table that like an american football player would right what what do they peak athletically at? 28? 29? Something like that? Yeah. I think a man swimmer would probably be in that range too. Maybe 26, 28. Tom Brady is ruining the spread.

It turns out they peak around 37. That's because Tom Brady is 40. He also really benefits from a good brain. Whereas a swimmer, smarts doesn't play into it too much. Probably not, no. Yeah.

But after 22, your friends all stop swimming. You've discovered the world. Putting your face in the water and looking at a black line for six hours a day seems less attractive it's hard to center your life around swimming after college so a lot of guys fall off makes sense yeah i mean lots of sports are like that but swimming even more so i would imagine that's how it was for for hockey for me i haven't played since like when i was 19 i guess uh because it's like it's such a to do to go out and do it it's like all right well first we have to get ice time well are you a millionaire

okay then you will be playing at midnight on tuesday and even if you're like you even if you are a millionaire you gotta you know nobody else is gonna be available it's like it's such a clusterfuck to try and organize. The problem with using hockey for any kind of fitness is it's like, okay, you're going to play hockey for one hour or even 40 minutes. It's a 40-minute game, and then they'll put like 10 minutes around it or something for changing in between games. So every game is scheduled in the hour, but you don't get to play for all that. Okay, well, you're going to leave your house an hour before the game starts because you have to drive there, you have to change,

there's some sort of warm-up, all that bullshit. And then afterwards you have to shower and you have to pack your shit and you have to go. It is a three-hour process to get 40 minutes of exercise. And that's a rough ratio. And you're not even playing the whole 40 minutes. You're getting shifted off, shifted back on. True.

Yeah, it's it's it's for the love of the game. Certainly not like fitness. Yeah. But you can tell that from the people at Beer League often where it's like, man, it's we're not even playing yet. And this guy's I remember when I was like 11 years old, 12 years old, my dad was playing in a beer league and he was like, hey, we need an extra goalie. And I was like, well, I didn't get to say I'll do it. I was 12. So he said, you're going to do it.

And so I played goalie in this beer league. And I was, you know, these are old men who are not athletic. And so I was like scared initially. And it was one of those like coming of age feelings like an adult was coming down i'm like this is a grown-up he's gonna try and score and he like shot it and it's like i was curiously soft he must not be very good this guy's coming in hot no it was i can play without a shape 41 year olds like that was fun i've been on the other side of that like all right i gotta dig i gotta do

my triple oh fuck i kind of lost the handle yeah now it's in my skate kick it forward i remember in that game because i was i was only like 12 i'd been like working on poke checking a ton like you don't know what that is kyle i thought you're coming down you know the goalie has one hand on the stick it's where i shoot it out really quick and grab back onto the upper handle to basically like fire it out and knock the puck off your stick when you're very close to me and so like i was practicing that and i remember like that move worked on every single 40 year old man there because they all wanted to try and dangle and so it just sometimes i would cheat and like have my arm up here already and just swoop down it was great it was like because they you asshole you were supposed to stand still i had an elaborate plan for this

i was gonna dipsy doodle and then you know try not to fall so suddenly the goalie's 12 feet long who knew that that was that's a move that's bullshit yeah but that was fun haven't done that any kind of beer league since i guess 18 years ago now but i can't see myself doing it again i really can't really at least not in the goalie position and if you're bad at forward nobody wants you to play with them so like if i were to be league well i don't know missouri in north carolina you can be pretty bad and still belong in this i really dominated the c league it was like i was never actually a very good stick handler but i was uh fast so in the c league oh my god you can make your own space and and just like i just not get close to anyone. So it didn't require a lot of stick handling.

And I could maybe I'm overselling. I didn't carry the whole team, but I was, you know, like one of the guys who would make a difference on that team. I like the the Blues were always very involved in like youth hockey around this area. And so when I was young, I remember like if I was like at a beer league game of my dad's or something, it wouldn't be all like, like it was rare, but it would happen where like, it'd be like someone out there was like buddies with Chris Pronger. And so he would come and play Chris Pronger is like six foot seven and one of the best defensemen in NHL history.

And it was like fun to watch a guy like that go out there and have to remind himself physically, like to not even pass it as hard as he could. That's like, don't hit someone but like oh yeah see i just passed it to that idiot and he's an accountant and so of course it bounced right off his head now it's an icing so let me just hit him in the thigh with it he's crippled now yeah i've talked about this sorry steve chris pronger is one of the all-time best players ever to live um i've never played with anyone that good but i've played with nhl guys and yeah maybe me catching a pass from

them is the equivalent of holding a baseball glove up and being you know it's your responsibility to hit it in this part of the webbing outside of that you're on your own i will stand still though i'll give you that and that's how i catch past i'd like to see like as a batter like what it's like to to see 100 miles per hour because i i've never seen anything like that i would like i wonder if there's like like high level batting cages where you could no there's no way that there's insurance that would allow for that yeah i bet like most batting cages are just lobbing it in there like 60 or 70 there is a oh 60 or 70 is a lob i would yeah oh yeah i don't think i've ever been to a batting cage that wasn't softballs i remember when i was a kid there was that would actually be kind of fun that'd be like a nice little workout just hit some softballs there was one near our

house that went 80 except it was like there was like different you know how there's a bunch of booths there it was like an adult booth that like an employee had to go unlock for you and like make sure you're 18 to go in. But that even only went to 80. So 100, I can't imagine. Yeah, 80 is nothing. 80 is like the low end of like what a major leaguer is going to throw. 80 is what they're like breaking pitches are at. But 80 is fast for high school, right?

Like 80 would be a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, you're an, ah, you're getting, you're hitting 80, you're hitting 80 in high school. Okay. But,

but like, like as far as like 60 or 70, like, like that's what, if you throw one 60 miles per hour in major leagues, they're like, Whoa, what an off speed pitch.

They're really caught him looking. Cause you're, you're set up to hit a thing that's going to come at like 80 to 90 to 100 miles per hour. You know what the pitcher is capable of. But then if like – so you're like, all right, and I'll start now. And then all of a sudden a 55-mile-per-hour comes in. You're just like, all right, I'm already in motion. I can't stop.

You look like a fool. How fast do you think you could throw a ball today, right? In a t-shirt, you know, just like if – it wouldn't think you could throw a ball today? Right. In a t-shirt, you know, no, just like if, if it wouldn't be fast, fast,

70, no problem. I don't know. I think it could hurt my arm. If I, if I, if I get too silly with it, like if I,

if I like stretch out and like, like practice for a while, I could hit 80. Yeah. I can hit 80. No problem. But, but like

i'm nowhere near that i'm almost positive i can't taylor do you know how fast you could throw a ball i have no idea i never even really played baseball very much there was an arcade when i was a teenager that had a um i think you basically threw a ball at a net it was almost like a golfer would use to practice and you threw the ball and saw how fast you could do it. And my, my numbers were embarrassing. I think I have 48 in my head, you know, something like that.

Uh, my friends threw faster. There's some mechanics to it. You know, there, there's, there, there's some stuff going on there that,

that you learn. Um, but, but like the most likely outcome is that I throw fucking 68 and my, and I blow my arm out. I wasn't worth it. Come on, we got to break 70 and I try too hard and I hurt myself real fucking bad. You can hurt yourself so badly.

Like throwing a ball is not a natural thing. It's not good for human beings' arms. a ball is not a natural thing like it's it's not good for human beings arms um that's why there's like surgeries that are primarily for the repair of a pitcher's arm called tommy john surgery um what do they do for that uh i don't remember like the exact in and outs but they're uh they're like um reattaching some ligaments or something like that. That I read about the Tommy John surgery. It was interesting to me because I forget the exact injury that it fixes, but this injury used to be career ending for pitchers. It was this big problem.

And if like, if a pitcher had that, it was like, fuck, he'll never be good again. He's ruined. And then the Tommy John surgery came along. And not only was it successful, it was so successful that someone who had the Tommy John surgery was like

more marketable, worth a bigger contract than someone who never had. It's like they had aftermarket parts on their car and now they're better than they were born. That this Tommy John surgery was an improvement amongst stock humans with the with the atlanta braves um in the mid 90s are starting our starting pitching lineup with john smoltz um um uh glavin maddox and uh i don't think i'm leaving anybody else it was smoltz uh glavin and maddox were like the three like all-stars and uh Smoltz was probably the lesser of the three

but um but he was still like really fucking good he was my favorite and uh he had to have that Tommy John surgery late in his career and it was like shit but then he came back and he was like I can't start games anymore I'm not a starting pitcher I'm not gonna I'm not I'm never gonna win 20 games in a year again I I'm going to be a closer. I'm going to come in in the ninth inning, and I'm just going to fucking throw heat. I got 18 pitches in me anytime you need them, and it's going to be a smoke show.

I love it. Did he say that? No, that was a reality. I like the idea that he's doing like a – what do they call it they cut in a promo like a professional wrestler yeah that someone should have put those words in his mouth because that would have been like to go to a braves game but but i was i i really enjoyed the the last few years of his career where he was a closer and he had like um some hall of fame numbers where like i don't remember exactly but it was like he's's the only player to win X amount of games as a starter and Y amount of games as a closer.

He had been very good at both things. I thought pitchers floated around and kind of did everything. It's just your whole job is... No, starting pitching is a premier kind of thing. Those guys get fucking paid and you've got relief pitching the guys who come in and like give two to sometimes if things have gone real poorly, you know, six or seven innings a night. But usually they're in there for like two to four innings. And then you've got like guys who come in and like real clutch type situations like Mariano Rivera, that goofball from the Dodgers that wore the glasses that they put in the All-Star game instead of Smoltz that time and blew the fucking safe.

Was he really tall? I can't remember. He was out of shape and wore glasses. Eric Gagne, I think. I think Zach might actually have it right. I hated him. I hated him. It was like, it's time to save the All-Star game. Get Smoltzy out there. I think Zach might actually have it right. I hated him. I hated him because it was like, it was like, Oh,

it's time to save the all-star game. Get Smoltzy out there. And they, they fucking bring Ganya out and he lost the all-star game. But, but, but yeah, I was a big John Smoltz fan back,

back in the day. I guess I still am. Yeah. That's that cocksucker. Yeah. Looks like he can win a fucking like, like no physical activity other than being a closing pitcher. Looks like he's dating Lizzo.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, that was a good line. I should have got a bigger laugh. They haul him out to test. He tests the stage before Lizzo comes out to make sure he can handle it. Who's that other guy, Bartolo Colon, who looks like he's a Walmart greeter, but he's apparently one of the best pitchers ever. There's lots of them.

I want to say it might be the Minnesota Twins have been bringing out this absolute pork chop, who's not even a pitcher. He's a position player. And because he throws so slowly, it really fucks up the... Yeah, that guy. Martolo Colon. Martolo Colon.

Look at that physique. Do the one with the helmet on him. That's a little more. Look how his arm is there. Like, you can see why pitching is so bad for people's arms. Like, look at that. Yeah, that can't possibly. He is a big dude.

You know what position Babe Ruth played? First base? Pitcher. Pitcher. Should have followed the conversation. I thought it was a surprise. No. I guess it was a surprise no i guess it was surprising because pitcher even i know pitchers are always the worst hitters on the team probably not because of athleticism but is it like it's because also because you don't

want to fuck up your arm it's because it's because it's this specialist thing it it's like pitching is so hard and it separates itself from everything else. It's, it's almost like they're playing a different sport than everybody else. How are the Braves doing? Did they ever bounce back? Cause they, I haven't looked recently. I haven't looked recently. Lately, my, my brace baseball content, I've been watching lots of baseball highlights, like, uh, like, like baseball oddities and triple plays and stuff like that on, like baseball oddities and triple plays and stuff like that on, on YouTube. I mean,

uh, that's John. He was, Oh, go ahead. He was a famous Philly back when I followed baseball more, uh, after his career,

he got fat. That's a fun. Yeah. I was going to say, that's a fine physique. He's got there. I see him up there. He didn't show the picture I linked.

I wish he had. Oh, I see him up there. Like, like making the buttons on a Jersey bulge. He's testing their tensile strength. Some of these are post-career, I think. Yeah, that one definitely is.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I bet he gets free beers any time he walks into a bar in Philadelphia, though. I bet. That may be the problem. I don't think he ever won a series. For your Braves, Kyle, it's 106 games into the season. Anyone's game for who's going to go to the playoffs. 52 and 54, so right at like 500.

Oh, they're under 500? Yeah,.491, but they're only three and a half games back from the Mets, who are only.542. The Mets are the worst first place in, what is it, division? So they can still get it. The Phillies, exactly at 500. So it's a battle between the Phillies and the Braves, one game between them.

They just picked up a couple players. I did see that. I don't know. I don't know. It's very frustrating. I want the Braves to be an all-star team. SportsCenter comes on, and let's see how those Braves are doing tonight.

That's right. Not too well. I want to be a news story kind of organization, but it's, it just hasn't happened in since I was a child, since I was a child. It's, it's very frustrating.

That means you're due. No, it doesn't. That's not how sports work. Yeah. I was just trying to help. That's what I kept saying before the blues won they're due they were overdue perhaps except my like actual opinion was like they're never gonna win which was closer to you know the truth than we would think i was gonna say i'm gonna stream on

twitch tomorrow night i've got i got uh i got a few things I want to show off. What is the name of your Twitch channel? It's FPS Kyle. One word, no dashes or anything like that. You'll know it's me when you find the retarded chef. That's my avatar over there. You'll go find it. What's his name?

Howard Kalin. Merrill Howard Kalin. Ifen. Merrill Howard Kalen. If you see Merrill Howard Kalen, you'll know you're there. So have you set up your OBS and everything? No. I have OBS installed. I'm going to get with somebody tomorrow and get all that squared away. I know an expert who might help you because he helped me.

He's also the guy that helps Landmark. And I think Logical Solutions. Yeah. I have him on Discord. And he's just super helpful. And look, he might help you. Yeah, that would be very nice of him. I'd appreciate that. Yeah.

I'm aware of logical. I, I, uh, I watched so much landmark. Um, he did this thing the other day where he threw an overlay over his Tarkov, you know, you've got the body, uh, representation in the top left of your screen. It's like, it's all, it's like a greened out human body. He like threw a flannel overlay on that. So it's always wearing flannel. So I thought that was pretty funny. Um, and then he uh he streams himself logical does so i've got him pulled up on my discord he he's helped me a bunch

and if you teach me how to send you his contact i'll do it does he make like templates for you or just help you make them uh basically so well i'm talking to you like you don't stream you know setting up like the text to speech and the donations and all that stuff and how where it goes, it's kind of complicated. And it's not all like a wizard like you'd hope it would be. And there's more than one way to do it. And he helped me switch from the way that I had sort of cobbled together myself to the way Landmark does it. That's cool. What a nice guy.

Well, maybe you can help me out tomorrow. That'd be really cool. If not, I understand. I'll work something out but uh but yeah gonna gonna do some uh streaming tomorrow evening probably just do some chatting and uh i got a bunch of shit i want to show off and then um but but the fires have been stoked for vermentide we've been playing a little vermentide lately um like fish is messaging me like like just a few minutes ago he's like i'll play vermentide after pkn we're getting back in there i think so i think we are i think we've got some rats to slay i think i'll play some vermentide who are your top friends

who are the one like if you're trying to beat a level on a difficult rating who do you who you are for sure i grab re for sure um probably dirty i think dirty is pretty fucking good and then make sure class isn't there i don't recall who are best who are best fourth because it's been so long since we've played um i just played like a few games the other day there's probably an expansion probably not um and um uh i play with Cool Breeze a little bit. He held his own quite well. Dirty gets into games kind of like you do. He'll deep dive and build expertise quickly.

Yeah, he absolutely does. He did that with Rust, and he put in back-to-back 110-hour weeks in Rust. And it's just like he went from a complete noob to like just as good as I am in two weeks. If Dirty sucks at a game, maybe don't fuck with him because two weeks from now it'll be a different thing. He has a bet going with class right now that he can, and forgive me, I don't know the nomenclature, but he's trying to hit like Diamond or something on League of Legends within like 30 days or something. And they've got some cash money bet. And he's like,

I can absolutely do it. And they're like, absolutely. There's no way it's impossible. He's like, I got this. I think he might have it. I don't know.

Betting against dirty is not a good way to make money. Never is. Never is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking forward to seeing dirty again. When we get out to, uh,

to Colorado 59 days and a few hours left, 59 days and a few hours left, days and a few hours left less than two months it's less than two months yeah i'm fucking psyched we have a little time left are you finished talking about streaming are you yeah sure yeah yeah have you ridden the bike lately yeah yeah i've been going out like um maybe every other day and riding a little bit just little little rides, nothing crazy. I did a big ride on Sunday. It was pretty cool. There's a place called Back of the Dragon.

Tail of the Dragon, super famous. This is a different place. But God, it was good. Everyone I went with was so fast. They all had sport bikes. Yours would have fit in. And I'm there on a big adventure bike just like catching up on the straightaways. They're good.

They're going like 70 on the straightaways. And then when it gets twisty, they go like 85. Oh, I see. I would be a liar, man. I would be a fucking liability. This wouldn't be the trip for you yet. No. So I'm going 70 on the straightaways. then i turn it like 60 and they go like 120

to catch up again the 100 well 120 is not an exaggeration just didn't happen every time and uh but it was a really good trip it was pretty cool it was 550 miles or something like kind of long by my standards yeah and uh i'm enjoying both my bikes, man. I really want to park my bike inside my living room, but my entryway is a little narrow and I can just see not just dropping it, but wedging it between two brick walls. It's the worst.

I feel like if I'm confident, if I just go, I can just zoop, zoop, zoop and be in my living room. I feel like if I go slow and sort of like try to like ride up. Are there steps or something? It's not steps, but there are like a couple of ledges. You go up to one and then to another. Obviously, there's that one main step when you go from outdoors to indoors.

You've got to like overcome that. I've gone over things like that before. And I, but, but like, I'm just like, fuck it. It's like,

I'm going to fall over. This thing weighs 500 pounds and I'm on it. It's just like, and I just hit it and it just goes, it'll just do it. I, when I was new to it, I didn't quite know how it would feel.

I know that if I just had enough confidence and I just aim straight ahead and look straight ahead, I'd be in my living room and it'd be really cool to have that bitch parked in the living room. Like it's because honestly, I love my bike. I love how it looks to me. It looks like a work of art to me.

It looks like a grand piano stuck in the corner of the room or something like that. Like it looks not only a piece of machinery, but also just a beautiful thing. I have had my truck since 2018, I think, and I've never washed it once. I wash both my

motorcycles literally after every single ride before they get back in the garage. I like them too. Vavity linked me some tires I need to get. He said, I've got Coopers. That's a good line yeah uh yeah vavity i think alpha's both of us on motorcycles vavity is vavity he's like yeah you know i'm a class class 3r racing riding certified cocksucker and like like he's got some like he goes and rides on those like racetracks and stuff and like like really does crazy shit i guess and he's got the bike to do it like

he's got that um some bmw super super bike i forget the name how much more powerful is it than the guy the ones you guys bought like it's way more powerful than that yeah about double about double what i've got yeah like his his bike will go 180 miles an hour, and he's done it before. Your guys' bikes go way too fast already. It's not about hitting that top end speed. It's more about getting from 50 to 80 in a hurry if you need to. Getting away from shit and being safe. An underpowered bike is more dangerous than an overpowered bike, I think.

What's a zero to 60 on the bikes you guys have like i know bikes are so much 3.4 seconds or something yeah three and a half to four seconds probably well my my drz is probably slower it might be like like like faster than like high-end like sports cars that are like not supercars like like like it just beat the shit out of a camaro or a mustang or something like that and so vavides would only take like two point low twos or something at that point it's almost like rider talent is the limiting factor yeah and he probably goes quicker than me and i'm no expert on his bike but like i think his bike is more of a top end kind of situation um like like i i bet if like equally competent riders were on my bike and his

bike and they were on a racetrack that involved lots of curves and not very many straightaways my bike would win but um his bike is just so much faster than mine on the top end yeah it's a real rocket ship and it's terrifying um but but he likes that shit i don't know it's so scary to me that's what you like you know my bike shakes when you go too fast oh no yeah it's a mine might at 95 it's really stable this is miles per hour and at 100 like it can start to wiggle you have to like go loose loosen the handlebars. Don't try to correct it. Let it go.

So to get from 100 to 120 requires a lot of concentration. And then you're going 120, and it's shaking on you. And the whole thing's sketch. I've done it so much now that I'm not scared. But it takes your full concentration. You can't just set your cruise control over 100 on my bike yeah yeah i uh i don't know i'm digging it a lot i i i'm still in that phase where i'm just like learning um some bit i wonder like what my the other people who went to the class with me like how they're doing because like that some of them had some big ideas for the bikes they were getting um a lot of them were getting like leader bikes and uh i wonder how they're doing now because i i was better than

most of them uh like our little writing stuff and uh and i still feel like i need to keep practicing i need to like i got a lot to learn here like I'm going to be able to got a lot of bike. Your bike would have fit in great on the trip. I was on Sunday and those guys were expert riders. Yeah. If a good rider could, could probably make my bike like it's from what I understand, like those 600,

650 CC bikes are no, no, I'm very happy with the bike. I got Zach. It's exactly what I feel like I got the perfect bike for what I want to do and uh it's a bike that i can grow into um it's not too much for me at all like there's i'm never like oh that was so much torque it almost pulled me off or like oh i didn't mean to go that fast like that doesn't happen it's more like god this sounds so fucking sick when i fucking when i'm going through the gears or when I'm just sitting at a light and I'm just sort of like, hmm, hmm, hmm.

It sounds so nice. It's a four-cylinder bike. I think that's part of why it sounds so fucking nice. It just sounds good. It's got the stock exhaust on it. I've considered changing it out, but it sounds sexy as fuck to me. I really love the way it sounds yeah i like stock exhaust i think i'm not typical in that way a lot of people motorcyclists get the

aftermarket exhaust a little throatier a little louder and i'm like i don't know there's something f1 about like a higher pitched kind of like, that's exactly what I feel like. Like I was showing those guys in the discord, my bike the other day in my garage. And I, and when I was, I didn't want to say it, but I was like,

it sounds like a fucking F one car in the garage. It sounds cool. I like it. I like, yeah, I love how motorcycles sound. I like how it smells. It smells a little different.

Um, and, uh, I don't know, man, I'm digging it a lot. I like, I like just every time I like it's parked next to my car. And when I go into the garage and I'm like, not today, I'm getting into my car.

But I'm looking at it like, God, that bike looks so fucking good. Yeah, it's raining today. I would have rode it. But same. Yeah, it was. I went outside this morning at like seven or eight whenever the sun came up, and I was like, it's awfully wet out here. I murdered myself today with push day. Nice. It was my push day as well.

After this, I'm going to grill some asparagus, mushrooms, and we got some lamb legs, some butterflied lamb leg fillets. Those should be nice. Never done that on the grill before, so I'm looking forward to that. I got chicken. I wish I was there. That sounds delightful. Oh, it's going to be so nice. I'm trying to buy a new weightlifting bench today,

and Rep Fitness declined my order. I don't know why. Are they out of stock? Did they say anything? It said the transaction wasn't approved or something. It was PayPal. And the account has a bunch of cash in it. And I don't know why they wouldn't approve the transaction.

That's bizarre. Whenever that happens, I just use a credit card. Like nobody turns Discover down for whatever reason. I don't know. I think I'll do that. I haven't changed my mind. I still want it. Like the Rep 5100 I think you're do that. I haven't changed my mind. I still want it. Like the Rep 5100 I think you're looking at?

It's not even that. It looks good. I don't know anything about that specific one. That's not the kind of shit that I use, but I like that mechanism, the sort of spring-loaded thing. And I like that, especially for overhead press with dumbbells or something, being able to pop the seat

up to the point where your crotch is kind of wedged in like, like you're actually like locked in a little bit. I like, I'm looking forward to having numbers. So for people that don't, it is an incline bench and you set it to like 45 degrees, 15 degrees,

whatever the way that I make notes about like, all right, I'm doing, I do, um, incline bicep curls. I like my elbow to hang a little behind me when i do bicep curls and it's like uh it's four clicks from the bottom but three clicks

up from neutral and i like count it because i like try to replicate where i normally put it and it sucks and it's also difficult to like you you know, so Jackie lifts weights too now. And she's doing it for a while, like four months or something. Anyway, so she has the same thing. I'm trying to like teach her how to do this when I'm not there. And it'd be nice to be 25 degrees. Yep. And that one does that. It's just got the degrees written on it.

When I saw that, I was sold. I like that a lot. But yeah, I don't like the sort of like lift up and like let gravity take it. Because inevitably you get this wobble in the ones I've sold. I like that a lot, but yeah, I don't like the sort of like lift up and like, like gravity take, because inevitably you get this wobble in the ones I've experienced. And like, I hate that. It feels super unsturdy. Like you're,

you're literally sitting there like with however much weight in each hand, like you're, you're prone to wobbling already. No good. Yeah. All right. Time to wrap. Yeah.

I haven't had dinner yet. So my dinner's on my doorstep. I'm ready to go. Let's all go eat dinner. PKN 363.