Painkiller Already - PKN 364

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 PKN 364. How you guys doing? Pretty good. Pretty good. Had a good week. Doing well. This episode is entirely dedicated to the memory of Trevor Moore, possibly the funniest member of Why Does Kids You Know,
Starting point is 00:00:14 who died four days ago, very unexpectedly. Kyle, you filled me. 41. 41. That is he. I was going to make a joke about how, like, 49-year-olds are due to die anyway, but 41, me. 41. 41. That is, yeah. I was going to make a joke about how, like, 49-year-olds are due to die anyway, but eh, 41, John. 41.
Starting point is 00:00:29 He was a spring chicken. If any of you guys are unfamiliar with White as Kid, you know, like, hop on YouTube, and the Lincoln sketch is really good. A gallon of PCP is really good. The Grapist is probably their best. The Grapist might be the greatest thing I've ever seen, period. And really, really funny shit. Just I'm almost positive he died of a drug overdose because like the sort of like the phrasing around like how he died.
Starting point is 00:00:54 It's like, oh, it was an accident. And the family asks for privacy during this hard time. You know, that's that's kind of code for drug overdose. And he he was just talking about cocaine the other day on Twitch. So it's like... He might have been a fan. When I was 17 and I heard that someone over 40 died, I legitimately thought they lived a long, full life.
Starting point is 00:01:17 They were overdue anyway. I couldn't fathom even wanting to live past... Why would you want to live past. What's work? Why would you want to live past 40? It's just the bullshit years. I'm still there. Five years to go. You'll be a very fucking fit 40 year old.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah. 40 year old Kyle still going to pull college tail. I mean, you know what we got, you know, where celebrities die. And generally you're like, I don't fucking care. Like, Trevor Moore dying of Why Does Kids You Know,
Starting point is 00:01:50 like, that was, like, probably my foray, like, into YouTube, not, like, making stuff, but just watching it, like, 2005, 2006, 2007, all the funniest shit at the time. I remember being in high school, like, at a friend's house at their, like, family computer being like, oh, you got put on fucking Revolutionary War or Execution by White as Kitsch. Oh, put on The Greatest. Put on this.
Starting point is 00:02:13 And so when Trevor Moore died, I was like, oh, what? But I like him. You know, they were just about to start it up again. And I think they had a deal with Comedy Central or something something like that that sucks because i feel like they've always been underappreciated big time for yeah because like they they really got tremendously popular in the sketch world they blew their load way too early like if they would have if all of them would have been cumulatively 10 years younger they would have been one of the biggest things on youtube i think they're better than key and peel.
Starting point is 00:02:45 And I really like key and peel. I think that like, if you had them on like a 30 minute slot, like right next to key and peel or Chappelle, like during that time period when comedy central was doing so well, um, those guys all would have been super wealthy from DVD sales. And it was,
Starting point is 00:02:59 it's, it's really edgy stuff. So I don't know how much it would play like right now, but like 10 years ago it would have been perfect timing it's for sure it's it's some of the funniest shit i've ever seen just rolling fucking laughing at stuff like the grapest and you know i like this they do that good one i was good yeah that's what i was trying to think of the business sniper um and i like when they do that thing where they play all the female characters just like an old Shakespearean style thing
Starting point is 00:03:28 like where, oh we need someone to be a woman, alright, you're going to be the woman very unconvincingly it's the same two that do the woman every time and the fat one. Yeah, pretty much Felix. Why am I always cast as a girl? But no, it's super sad. Remember the one where the guy's at the doctor and he's like, I don't know, I just can't close my mouth. Every time I stop talking, he's just...
Starting point is 00:03:56 And the doctor's like, really? I've never seen anything like that. Yeah, I don't know. Every time I stop talking, he's just... And finally the doctor's like, all right, well, let me take a look and he like sticks his finger in the guy's mouth and he immediately bites the doctor's finger off and he goes fucking my wife it's like a such a cool build-up you're like does it end right there it's right there like because it's a long wind-up with him like do it i don't know every time i
Starting point is 00:04:26 stop talking and the doctor's like i mean this is like the opposite of lockjaw and you seem to be able to talk just fine it's oh it's got to be mental right well you would think so but my jaw just hurts all the time and it's let me let me take a look and just immediately bites the finger off stop fucking my wife so good the one where the fat one is like tied to a tree and they have to execute him and he keeps interjecting where they're like you know each of you has a gun you don't know who's gonna kill him and the fat they're like now on the count of three take your shot and then the fat guy tied up it's like if you dare shut up shut up stop trying to interrupt your own execution.
Starting point is 00:05:07 It's, it's just so fucking funny. And it's sad that they died and you're a million percent, right? Like just underappreciated. They never like hit the right timing, but they had the skill and the talent to go way further than they ever made it. So,
Starting point is 00:05:20 and I didn't know they were doing Twitch shit. Apparently the night he died, they do like a Twitch podcast or a Twitch chat with a couple of them, and they do jokes and bits and whatnot. And he apparently got off that call at 10 p.m. his local time, and it was, what?
Starting point is 00:05:37 That leaves two hours for him to die that day. Or a few hours if it's early morning. I think you're right with the drug addict or not drug overdose yeah like if we'd known that we could have reached out to him like maybe come on the show or something like that we could have like tweet bombed him or or like rated his twitch we have done it like we did for um who's the guy that eats glue shoe nice shoe nice remember we gaveoe Nice like $10 and some Elmer's glue to come on the show?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Could we have sent him like a couple eight balls and got him to come on PKA? I mean, we know about Elmer better than anyone about sending drugs in the mail. It is a core competency of ours. It turns out perfectly fine to send them.
Starting point is 00:06:24 It's only receiving them that they take issue with. See, we're fine, Taylor. Yeah. It's very unfair. Woody mails lots of people's trucks. I do. I do. Actually, do you remember I went on that moto trip?
Starting point is 00:06:35 It was the same weekend as the hangout, and I was hanging out with that postal inspector dude. Yeah. He was giving me tips on sending things through the mail illegally. Like they have an IT system that looks for suspicious behavior. If you get a notification that your package is sent and then start checking it, checking it, checking it, like watching the tracking information, like maybe you do if you're excited about a package, that's a huge red flag. What? Yeah. I do that for gym equipment and stuff yeah me too uh i guess outstanding
Starting point is 00:07:09 penmanship or something was a red flag don't know why but this he would know he i guess it had to do with like um like a if the package needs to be handled manually and people have to intervene with it a lot, it's not in the IT systems to be auto-tracked in the same way that it is with good handwriting or a printed label. He had a couple tips. I can't remember them all, but I'm prepared to start my online drug business now. All right. Get after it, man. Let me know how that goes. Let me know when you start so I can make a few phone calls.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Two of us would get arrested for that. What are the chances? Oh, I see. One so far. I thought he was saying two of us wouldn't. I put myself in the other category. None of that. None of that.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I had a paramotor fly in this weekend. Dude, let me set the stage for a second. So I haven't seen these people for two years because of COVID. And in that time, I've lost, I don't know, almost 30 pounds. I've added some muscle. I'm a little better pilot than I used to be. I've straightened my teeth. Like, this is going to be a coming out party for me.
Starting point is 00:08:17 And I don't want to be arrogant. I know my level of fame, right? Which is to say, if I'm at AutoZone, I'm mostly not recognized. Hardly ever. But at a paramotor fly-in, this is where I'm famous. This is my version of a shot show, like Kyle would be. And everyone's coming up to me. They're making jokes that I don't get.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Something I said in a video from four years ago and stuff. They are like Woody's Gamer Tag historians. And they're like, oh, control the engagement. you know something i said in a video from four years ago and stuff like like they are they are like woody's gamer tag historians and they're oh control the engagement am i right right so like it what i'm saying is at this airport i'm a celebrity and i and i've glowed up and i'm ready to do my thing i hate people who do like attention seeking behavior and such, but I was like, just this time. There's a changing room next to the master closet that I never use. It has like, I don't know, a seven foot mirror or something. I'm trying on different shirts, looking for the most flattering ones, left them at home. I had some shitty shirts
Starting point is 00:09:21 I planned to sleep in, brought them had those uh and uh then i get i don't know if it's pink eye or what but i've got one eye that's red and crying all weekend long and then i went to change the oil in my motorcycle and it has two drain plugs and i'm kind of trying to see like what that burnt my face burnt my face red eye just like dripping shit out of it just like the worst i ruined it yeah what he said is a picture and he's got like a big burn like above his eyebrow he just looks so miserable i was like and then like the day after like by monday it's gone like there was it was like scabbed and dark and then on monday i'm like perfect yeah flying's over but there it is gone well i couldn't tell from the photo you had pink eye and it doesn't look like you have maybe i'm looking at it too hard i can't get it's this eye
Starting point is 00:10:19 is the worst one i don't know it's awful to wash your hands after you poop then it's probably pink it's probably eating ass just saving oh i was making shit up it's like that if i had pink i would i do this i don't actually it could be allergies too because I have a runny nose, but I, whatever it is, it seems to have one. You might have the Omega variant. Probably pink eye though. If it's one eye that turns pink, you know, this would be an in and out. This would be an intro case. It'd be lupus.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Yeah. You've got lupus. It actually was lupus. But anyway, I had a great weekend, but it didn't go as expected. Well, it's good and bad, I guess, at the same time. I mean, it could have been worse. You could have not been having some sort of like an adult man vacation flying your silly machine in the air amongst fans. And I met a bunch of good friends, and we rented an Airbnb and had a fire.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Like hanging out by a campfire is my scene. The opposite of my scene is a loud bar, but where I am in my happy place is a lawn chair next to a fire. I like that too. I even like the way you smell the next day. People complain about your clothes stinking and it's like,
Starting point is 00:11:40 yeah, but it's not like someone was smoking camels and blowing it on me all night. It smells like the wilderness. Ah, the Chiz vacation. Jesus. It took me a second to process that. Yeah, I love that. I think he's vaping now. I don't think he smokes the camels anymore. And then I was
Starting point is 00:11:56 introduced to the smokeless fire pit. Have you guys ever heard of this? No, it seems like a real mess. Smokeless fire pit? I want the smoke. Yeah. Oh, smoke is fun. Does it like see where you're coming from?
Starting point is 00:12:11 No. So I gave you this link. I hope Zach can open it for us. I think what happens is that the combustion is so complete that it's not creating much smoke. And that's what it looks like. It throws and that's what it looks like it's it throws off more heat than it looks like it would so and then you can sit basically 360 degrees around it and no one has to suffer from the smoke one of the nights somebody brought that and it was actually pretty cool like there's not a bunch of tinders burning any poor soul. There's not smoke. It was a pretty good experience.
Starting point is 00:12:46 It looked cool. Yeah. So I liked it. That's expensive. I mean, just – Yeah. In my head, it's like – you know the egg grill or smoke grill? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's in that category of like really expensive for what it is, like a tin can. But it's like like, really good. You want it. You know what I'm going to do at my next house? I'm going to get one of those little fire pits that's gas. And it has, like, all the beads on top. Like glass marbles type things. Yeah, like they've got the glass marbles everywhere.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You see them at, like, I don't know, fancy-ish hotels. Like whenever I go to, like, Vegas or L.A. or something like that, there would always be some outdoor area with one of those things burning and it's like square everybody's cozied up around that thing getting wasted so it's a good time yeah maybe i should do that like by the pool or something i think i'd really like it or maybe i'd really like this thing oh it was also efficient with the wood so i have a fire pit it's just a bunch of um you know the flat rocks the slates yeah stacked in a circle cool yeah you can burn like a third of a cord in that thing like to get a kick in fire all night long this thing the guy's throwing in like nine inch long little pre-cut
Starting point is 00:13:57 sticks and it's good for 30 50 minutes like and i'm sure because it's heating up the stainless steel that that's radiating a lot of the heat very effectively. I think you're right, although I didn't think of it that night. But yeah, yeah. Anyway, it was a really great bonfire. It's called bonfire. I don't know if you'd call it a bonfire. But it was a really great little fire pit.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I enjoyed it. It added to one of the nights. I've seen a few bonfires in my life. Yeah. You're getting one of those fancy glass top ones that has like a propane tank under it. And it just kind of has that fancy looking fire through the glass. I've looked at those online too,
Starting point is 00:14:32 because I need something for all my patio and I don't want just the regular fire pit. It's kind of annoying. It's expensive to operate. You think? No, no, it's just propane.
Starting point is 00:14:42 So cheap. Yeah. And listen, you know, you're gonna be running it like very infrequently. It's just like, I've got that propane is so cheap yeah and listen you know you're gonna be running it like very infrequently it's just like i've got that propane heat propane heater outside like they've got the hotels that has that you know big like rice patty hat of metal that like radiates heat down on you um uh that thing lasts on a tank of propane forever um so i i would think it would
Starting point is 00:15:03 do something similar my dad had built one of those redneck style over at his shop. He just got all the pieces together and just made one. Just drilled holes in a pipe so it would have burners and just made one for the winter time outside. Does it look good? You know.
Starting point is 00:15:20 No. It's not meant... Dad is more into things that are functional. He's a utilitarian kind of guy. Yeah, he's more into things that are functional uh he's a utilitarian kind of guy yeah he's very into things that are functional um he doesn't fuck around like like i went i went there a month or two ago and his shop is not that big i'm gonna guess it's like a thousand square feet like nothing crazy and it's split into two rooms he has an industrial air conditioner outside that he that's i can't remember the how he got it it was something like it was it was it been repossessed or he got it at an auction because it didn't sell off a truck it fell off it looks like it's it's
Starting point is 00:15:59 five times bigger than the one that cools my entire home like it's enormous and and he can he can refrigerate his fucking shop now i bet he can make that shop like you can you can store milk in there if you need it it's absurd that is a fantastic description though that tells you what you need to know i pulled up and i was hot he was like he was like are you hot i was like yeah are you hot? I was like, yeah, it's hot out, huh? He's like, come on in here. And I was like, oh, burn. You know, there's a middle ground here, Dad. You can make it 60 degrees instead of 42. Like, the thing's running on 240 or 220 or something like that.
Starting point is 00:16:38 It's just gigantic. It's huge. It's a giant square. It looks like this sort of thing. It's industrial sized. It's fucking great, though. I'm sure he has a bigger area, but I love these mini splits. I have like three of them. Guest house, my office, and the
Starting point is 00:16:52 gym now. I've probably talked about it too many times, but any temperature you want, you can have it in these rooms. You name it. Name a temperature. This is what he does when guests come over. Guests come over. Name a temperature. I don't know, 87?
Starting point is 00:17:07 That's what it's going to be. 87. Welcome to my terrarium, mother truckers. 106. Yeah. I guess I can. Air conditioning is such a precious, precious thing. I've said it before, but I would rather have AC than hot water because like you can you can.
Starting point is 00:17:29 We've all taken a cold shower when like a hot water heater was out before. It's very bracing. But like, you know, you get in there and you get clean. You become very efficient with your showering technique. You're like, I'll get my head wet first. Get the shampoo in. Now you're committed. You got to get that out.
Starting point is 00:17:44 There's no way. Like I get all lather first, get the shampoo in. Now you're committed. You've got to get that out. There's no way you're going to do that. I get all lathered up and I'm just like, I'm just washing as fast as I can. I just hate when it's freezing and it hits you and you just involuntarily like, breathing goes away. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:18:00 It happened to a friend of mine when he fell in the bay once. He couldn't breathe. It was a real panic. I hyperventilate. I think because of your swimming stuff, like, like it's the same. It doesn't happen to you. But I was doing this ice baths for a while. And I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I'm not as big of a bitch as Joe Rogan is. Cause I saw, I've, I've seen them memeing the hell out of him and that ice bath with his extra long nipples. And I know plenty of girls who, memeing the hell out of him in that ice bath with his extra long nipples. His nipples are so long. They're outrageous.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I know plenty of girls whose nipples are not nearly as long as Joe Rogan's. They are longer than the average girl's nipples. Zach, can we get a shot here? Yeah, find Joe Rogan in an ice bath. It's memed to fucking back, so you'll find it quickly. But I would do ice baths, and I would go to the local gas station and buy those big like bags of ice you can get they're like extra long and uh they're cheap and i'd get like at least three of them i think maybe four and i think they're 15 pounds each so i'd put about 40 40 50 pounds of ice in my bathtub uh and i'd run
Starting point is 00:19:03 complete cold water and then i'd get in that bitch for a minimum of 10 minutes like i read that like 10 minutes minimum is like maximum effect but i was like we're going beyond maximum and i just be in there just like but but like when i first get in i'm hyperventilating as i'm lowering myself in in there and just just just doing everything i can to mentally control the breathing is it possible to masculinely will yourself all the way to death right and eventually hypothermia sets in like i'm no bitch i've done it but i've gotten out before and my core temperature had dropped significantly to the point where like i just had to go bundle up and get in bed. And just it took a long time before touching my skin.
Starting point is 00:19:49 And it wasn't like cold, cold. Like my feet would be numb for like 20 minutes or something like that. Like I would get frigid in there. I may do one of those one time on Twitch or something like that. Like maybe in October, like Dirty is big into baths. So like we made sure the house, like it's a big deal for him like when we were getting the the rental house he was like he's got a bathtub right i'm like dude you could bathe in the fucking kitchen sink you little fuck yeah it's got a big bath i was like you really want a jacuzzi tub you'll drown bitch
Starting point is 00:20:18 but he's we made sure it's got a nice tub and uh and maybe we'll do an ice bath in there see how hardcore everybody is but uh but i can take it pretty well but i do hyperventilate and i don't complain they're so uncomfortable it's such it's like a feeling of dread having to get in one it's really good for muscle soreness though if you've had like a tough leg day or like if you're i know a bunch of the the listeners are getting into fitness right now like if you're just blowing yourself out on day one, because I know that's what everybody does. They go in there and hit it hard as fuck. And then the next day, you've got so much lactic acid, you can't breathe.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Try an ice bath. Do what I just described. Stay in there for seven minutes. Just seven minutes. Fully submerged. 50 pounds of ice in your bathtub. Fucking record it if you're super hardcore. I'd like to see
Starting point is 00:21:05 not if you got long nipples though and uh and tell me that the next day you're not holy shit when i flex my quads it doesn't hurt anymore my nipples are bigger my nipples grew four inches is it lactic acid that makes you sore i thought it was micro muscle tears uh the micro muscles the lactic acid is responding to the micro muscle tears is what i understood um okay i could be wrong about that whatever it is my understanding of the way the reason that ice baths work is your um your body thinks it's dying so it starts pulling all the blood out of your muscles to your core and so it does this like flush and filter to your all of the blood and the liquids in your in your extremities. So your legs, your arms, all that stuff, all the blood gets pulled
Starting point is 00:21:52 out of them, and then filtered and then new, nice blood gets pushed back in there. And it's not a simple just anti inflammatory type thing. I'm sure that's's part of it but i read about it a lot because you know i i whenever i'm gonna do something i haven't read about it at all but i'm stuck to my opinions kyle understood i mean i'm sure there's a lot of anti-inflammatory stuff that's going on by like lowering your core temperature two or three degrees it's fucking frigid uh i don't do them anymore i haven't done them in a long time i do hot baths with like oatmeal and did you do them during your transformation or when did it was very at the very beginning of it i did yeah okay i did maybe 10 of them and after a while it was honestly a hassle to go get more ice like and you stopped getting as sore as you did at the
Starting point is 00:22:39 beginning i stopped getting sore at at there was a point where like i don't get sore anymore like if i go super hard i'll get sore for like a little bit the next day but like oh i hit my triceps okay i can feel that yeah yeah yeah like especially if i change my grip angle or something like i was talking about with the with the cables or something like that you get a different you get i can get it in my pecs still like even though i've been i've been pretty consistent for a while now i can still get my pecs to be sore but i get tired it's what i'll get like even you're going to the show today i was worn out i had an effective push day yeah it's like dude everything push about me doesn't want to push anymore yeah it's a good feeling too though where it's like it's like you've earned
Starting point is 00:23:20 it i was doing like yeah that was not a waste of time in there i was gonna say i was gonna say i'm gonna stream tomorrow on twitch again uh i think we're gonna kick things off at 5 p.m eastern time uh for those of you don't know how to use time zones google is your friend um figure it out um i think taylor mentioned that he might want to come on board whether he does or not uh and i talked to harley he said he was down uh i don't know if he'll be free tomorrow but i'm gonna text him later see if harley wants to play with us i'll probably like do some just chatting for a little while like 30 minutes or so and uh if i can figure out the tech not be too too much of a dumb dumb uh probably gonna stream a little
Starting point is 00:23:58 vermin tide i've been playing a lot of vermin tide lately and it has that like twitch connectability so you guys can like vote to really fuck me over in game, which I'm sure people will love. Right. I don't mind at all. Cause I'm just a fucking gangster at Vermintide. And you aren't going to get Vermintide. It's true.
Starting point is 00:24:14 I'll embarrass myself now that I've said that, but yeah, I got my, I got my partnership over there. So now I can get subscribers and I didn't have donations turned on for that first stream. I didn't want to deal with it, but I'll turn donations on if anybody's interested in in paying for my for a felon to to
Starting point is 00:24:29 buy some drugs in the fall that's what that's what we're gonna be doing that money boys it's it's going all into drugs you're funding my you've been playing vermentide lately in aviation if you used to be good at something but now you're rusty you're not current are you current in vermentide current fucking fucking razor's edge over here. We've been kicking ass. I spent this week kind of brushing up because I intended to stream it a little bit. And I'm as good as I've ever been right now, I think. I forgot the controls, but I'll remember.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Kyle's good at the game. He's actually good. I'm not one of the best in the world or anything. I beat Cataclysm. For anybody who's initiated, I can beat Cataclysm if I've got a good team. Half the time. Mostly we run Legend and get all the books.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Or Legendary or whatever it is. Lately we've been doing the Chaos Wastes expansion. And that's fairly fucking hard. Especially when we're playing with only two people or three people. But yeah, it should be fun. It's entertaining. Gonna cut some rats to ribbons, and I think it'll be a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:25:29 And I think I'm going to stream pretty regularly, at least two or three times a week. We'll see how it goes. I had a lot of fun on that first stream. Are we going to talk about Mario Cuomo? Oh, fuck. Mario. Well, his name's not Mario, but I know who he is.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Andrew, my mistake. Andrew Cuomo, cuomo my mistake yeah and i messed it up i made it more italian but uh everyone's saying fuck this dude the democrats don't know what a gem they had right you had donald trump over there who's like this mafia boss personality doing things whatever this motherfucker's out there killing grannies and grabbing fannies and and they can't respect what they have. They finally have a real life gangster on the Democratic side. They all team up and make him quit. Bullshit.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Bullshit. Is he quitting? He resigned today. He announced his resignation today. It's effective in two weeks. He's out? I don't know what's normal. I heard that and I was like, I don't know what's normal. I heard that and I was like, oh. You think in two weeks he'll be like, no thanks.
Starting point is 00:26:29 What did Nixon do? You remember that. Were you like 30 when Nixon resigned? Yes, 30, 35. I don't know if he was immediate or not. I'm sure he got his ducks in a row on that pardon first. Probably. It is funny how politicians can just...
Starting point is 00:26:51 Is there any other job? I'll go when I want to. I quit a month from now, you fucking dumbasses. Stop. And then a month later they can be like, no. Don't worry, for the next 30 days I'm going to do my job very poorly. That never happens.
Starting point is 00:27:06 They don't not quit after they resign that I can recall. But yeah, anyway, so I don't know what to make of this. On one hand, they're like 11 credible witness who says that, who say that he did this inappropriate stuff. And then I hear the inappropriate stuff. And it's always like the lowest bullshit. Like an example I heard today is he said that it was a, I think it was a female bodyguard and she's getting married.
Starting point is 00:27:33 And he says, Oh, after you get married, your sex drive will go down. I'm sure he phrased it differently. It's like, Oh my God, who hasn't heard that joke,
Starting point is 00:27:41 right? That like blow jobs dry up after marriage or, you know, sex dries up after like that'll be the end of the good times. He made that joke right that like blowjobs dry up after marriage or you know sex dries up after like that'll be the end of the good times he made that joke and now he has to like resign for it it is inappropriate your boss shouldn't be saying that he's the governor there are extra like consequences to breaking norm you know these guidelines it's one thing for a co-worker to say it's another for the boss but jesus on like the scale of transgressions joking that someone's going to stop fucking after marriage is lightweight bullshit accused of anything physical or just like
Starting point is 00:28:17 bad someone said he grabbed a titty although i haven't seen that on the news um i'm not sure if the report is completely released but you know it definitely wasn't like rape level shit i don't know what to make of it i don't know i don't know either i have not followed that at all i thought he was gonna like run for president or something he was not anymore or maybe like a year ago from ish maybe uh he was looking really good he was like the governor that wasn't afraid to face the realities of covet or something and now it looks like bullshit there's the whole nursing home thing which he handled poorly and uh there's the you know a little bit of sexual assault who amongst us hasn't but uh let's see and let me look at this uh zach has linked the sexual assault allegations this is a long wikipedia article
Starting point is 00:29:10 no there's like celebrities with his whole article is less than this he forcibly kissed her that's pretty bad. He asked someone to play strip poker. He shot a shot. He touched her chest with his fingers. Grabbed her buttock. Kissed her in front of a family member. Or both buttocks.
Starting point is 00:29:38 It says buttock. I usually go for just one buttock. It's hard to grab a buttock. He was at a wedding reception where he put both hands on her face cheeks and asked if he could kiss her. I just went, no!
Starting point is 00:29:56 Cuomo kissed Vidal in a very aggressive manner. Here's one where he called a lady's sweetheart and kissed her hand after she stood up from her desk all right come on that's just that sounds like that sounds like prince some prince charming shit here's one where he hugged someone in an inappropriate embrace uh well here's one where he reached under a blouse and fondled her although he he denies this allegation. That's one that there's no witnesses.
Starting point is 00:30:29 An invasion of someone's personal space, although there was no physical contact. He put his arm around someone's back and his hand on her waist while posing for a picture at a holiday party. Some of this is weak shit,
Starting point is 00:30:46 man. Yeah. A lot of it is the kissing the hand. That doesn't, that's kind of, he took my hand and entered my personal space as he looked into my eyes and announced, hello,
Starting point is 00:30:57 I'm Andrew Cuomo. This is right. Introduced himself. What's the Brittany Camiso. On April 7th, an unnamed executive assistant to Cuomo alleged that she had been summoned to the governor's mansion in November 2020 to help Cuomo with the problem with his iPhone. After reaching him, Cuomo allegedly rose from his desk and began groping her. After the aide told him his behavior would get him in trouble, Cuomo shut the door and said, I don't care. He returned and groped one of her breasts under the bra by reaching under her blouse
Starting point is 00:31:28 then she left following the gloping gloping the grope that was the one with the no witnesses so i like yeah yeah that is off the case for a lot of these sex things yeah there's exactly this i'm gonna do a good if i'm gonna grape somebody i'm gonna do it when there's no you're gonna tie them to the radiator and grape them grape them and grape them for years or Exactly. If I'm going to grape somebody, I'm going to do it when there's no one. You're going to tie them to the radiator and grape them. Grape them and grape them for years or decades. I'm going to grape your mother and your father and your whole family.
Starting point is 00:31:56 An unnamed state entity employee says he grabbed her buttocks while posing for photographs. Well, it sounds like... Inappropriate comments during a nasal swab test i don't know it just what did he say i'm gonna rape you i usually don't like it i usually don't like it this deep uh zach says does anyone feel like the dems are to blame with this they try to cancel everyone well both sides try to cancel i imagine that you can do that bit forever. I just imagine doing the nasal swab.
Starting point is 00:32:28 She's like, all right, it's going to go in really deep. That's what she said. Ah, if you do that again, I'm going to rape you. That's his comment.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You penetrate me. I'll penetrate you. That's a good line by Zach. I like it. Can I go next? But, but maybe if they just stripped off all the like he kissed my hand and said hello i'm andrew cuomo like and just left it to the good
Starting point is 00:32:53 ones yeah it would have more weight for me most of it literally sounds like what you would see like prince charming do in like a disney cartoon he grabbed he kissed my hand and called me darling. What the fuck? That's beyond the pale, Kyle. Fucking you, bitch. I wish you kissed my hand and called me darling. I have never... I mean, maybe. The guy's wealthy, right? Powerful?
Starting point is 00:33:16 That's true. He's probably got some pull with the feds. He used to be handsome. There's some good genetic material there. I'd suck Cuomo's dick if he could get me a sponge. Let's go. His brother's got those CNN connections. Yeah? Yeah. So that's another thing.
Starting point is 00:33:30 His brother's getting hazed for not talking about it. And I feel like this is almost disingenuous from the news on the right. So here's the deal. Chris Cuomo and Andrew Cuomo used to be like a fucking entertainment show during Andrew Cuomo's height. There was a time when everyone felt like he was handling the COVID thing properly. And those two would go on and joke about which one mom loved more and how great he was doing and how wonderful his leadership was.
Starting point is 00:33:57 And they had a nasal swab that was extra big. I don't know, making fun of his Italian nose, whatever. But they have like prop comedy at this point. And they felt like appropriately felt like Chris Cuomo wasn't holding his brother's feet to the fire at all on any of his handling of COVID. So then later, Chris is like, you know what? I am biased with regards to my brother.
Starting point is 00:34:20 So the rest of the network will cover him. But I am just going gonna not cover him he's in hot water right now i acknowledge that uh so if you need to know learn about my brother you can learn about it from anyone else on this network and they did cnn fucking led with andrew cuomo stories like again they're giving it a ton of airtime but everyone is like chris's silence on this is an example of his left-wing cover-up. I disagree. So it was just him that was covering it up?
Starting point is 00:34:50 He wasn't covering it up. He literally had that statement where he's like, hey, look, it's my brother. I believe everything he says, and I love the man. I'm not going to be able to be impartial on this one. If I were a judge, I would recuse myself. I'm a broadcaster. I'm going to rec be able to be impartial on this one. If I were a judge, I would recuse myself. I'm a broadcaster. I'm going to recuse myself from having this. But that doesn't mean that I can't report the news
Starting point is 00:35:10 because there's a lot of news in the world that isn't my brother's. Thank God this is the one thing I'm biased on. Now he took a week vacation. That's a good point. It happens to be his birthday. He's like, I'm taking off my birth week. Are we? Obviously, he's doing week.
Starting point is 00:35:30 That's a chick move. And birth month is my birth month. You're leaving me on my birth month. But he's like, he's taking off the whole week during his brother's resignation in the hottest part of the hot water. But like I'll say, he went out and said, like, look, I'm biased on biased on this i'm unable to be impartial i'm not going to be covering my brother and i hear that and i'm like what do you want from him i'm good i'm good with it look i don't like either of them very much i will say this like he cut he handled the covid thing super well other than killing all those old women and i really enjoyed it there was a time where he was like pulling a real juliani who likes old women anyway um i mean grabbing fannies and killing grannies is fucking baller
Starting point is 00:36:12 even though we have left on the left is hunter biden is cool if those old ladies even those old ladies families don't love them because they're i mean they got them in those homes they're not looking after them they're not even even checking. Even if their family did love him, they wouldn't know because they weren't allowed to see him. Well, bitch, spend your last few days alive in absolute fear. Deal with it. I don't care. They're New Yorkers as well. Liberal fuckers.
Starting point is 00:36:36 They're New Yorkers as well. What did he do? I'm sorry, Kyle. I felt like he was almost pulling a Giuliani there for a minute. He was looking strong to be a good presidential candidate for the future during COVID he would like like CNN would like show like his he'd be sitting behind a big desk and like like a committee type desk where he'd like have like I don't know the secretary of health from New York would be there and sanitation guy would be like like he'd have all the five families with him and he's an Asian guy
Starting point is 00:37:03 and he would be answering questions very matter-of-factly. They'd be like, well, what do you think about? And then, you know, the fifth ward, they've got this issue where, you know, that section A isn't communicating with section B, and that means that section C is not getting their funding. He's like, oh, really? Bob, do you know about this? He was almost like Putin.
Starting point is 00:37:20 You ever see Putin, like, do one of those deals where they're like, did you know that so-and-so is doing this with his factories and he's not paying his workers? Really? Nikolai, do you know about this? No, I know nothing of this. Well, you better find out, Nikolai. Go get on it. Go get on it right now.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Nikolai knows he has to get on it. But as he leaves, he's like, was that for the cameras or should I really get on it? I don't even know anymore. I mean, think of all of these silly things we could avoid if we just went back to Kings. Wouldn't you prefer that? Find whoever George Washington's closest lineage is now and just make that guy king. Oh, you haven't seen him on Reddit?
Starting point is 00:38:04 He looks a lot like him. They dressed him up in the wig and everything. Really? He looks pretty close. Are you serious? Yeah. lineages now and just make that guy king oh but you haven't seen him on reddit he looks he looks a lot like him they dressed him up like in the wig and everything really it's pretty close are you serious yeah okay get that guy on the line i made all that no i mean i totally bought it i absolutely bought that hook line and sinker oh yeah i was about to start googling uh i think it's good he got the wooden teeth it's like the more power you give a great leader, the better that leader can do. Yeah. The trouble is hoping that, like,
Starting point is 00:38:30 that guy's kids are great leaders and grandkids. He's got a strong bloodline, you know? That's all. I mean, you can see tremendous leaders, like Saddam Hussein, and then his kids weren't good leaders, though. Uday and Hussein. And then his kids weren't good leaders, though. Uday and Qusay. Right off the bat, I question the good leadership evaluation.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I don't know. I don't know. He tried. He didn't keep them all together. He kept, you know, like the Kurds and the Sunnis and the Shiites were all friends under Saddam Hussein. There were no Taliban in Iraq when Saddam hussein was leading it wasn't until we went in there hung him that everything got fucked up didn't he gas the kurds that is true well uh no that was uh you're thinking of the syria thing which was i'm not no he's not like
Starting point is 00:39:18 they the kurds did an uprising with america's support between golf wars and and schwartzkopf we gave him a hard time for putting down a civil war really he was a lincoln-like hero that we were we were literally invading the country and they were like the americans are with us freedom and like and then you genuinely believe that they find the peace they they end the hostilities or whatever and and they asked uh general schwartzkopf like thank you hey uh kit yeah storming norman schwartzkopf no no i think taylor didn't follow your line of thinking because i think you're right yeah yeah and so they asked him you know like hey uh this is the iraqi like republican guard or whoever like hey, can we get our helicopters up in the air again? We've got a little peacekeeping mission we need to handle down in the south.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And he was like, yeah, that'll be fine. But stay out of the no-fly zone up here where I got my Tomcats. I'm like, no problem. We're not going up there. We're heading down south. We've got some issues to handle there. And then they gassed the fuck out of those villages full of children. You don't remember the pictures of the dead children in the streets?
Starting point is 00:40:24 Gassed? The Kurds thought they had Americans as their allies and that we would help them win their little uprising. And then we kind of yanked the carpet out, let them handle it on their own, which didn't go well. Didn't go well. And we knew it wouldn't go well.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I mean, they stopped being useful. They stopped being useful. Gallant soldiers. That's what Kyle was saying when he was like, freedom! And you're like, you believe that? They stopped being useful. They stopped being useful. That's what Kyle was saying when he was like, freedom, and you're like, you believe that? No, no, we lied to the Kurds. We told them we had their backs. I saw a motorcycle clip today.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I'm going to try to share. Oh, no. Let me see if I can. Oh, yeah, we rarely try this. Let's see how it works. Oh, yes. Let's see what you can make sure that like okay we're about to learn kyle's porn preference okay so we're gonna try to do this all very gay a finger up the butt isn't gay. But that homo fantasy bus stop arrestation, that is gay.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I think if I put it over here, then I can have both these open. Come on, slide over. What are you doing? What are you doing? Slide on over. My windows are being weird, but I'm getting there. Every night, both slid over. Did it work? Oh, I think zach has to accept it okay look at that nicely done kyle which one are you oh does that have audio on oh i predict he stands up gracefully let's see
Starting point is 00:41:59 uh did you hear audio from it no It says you didn't click audio. Watch this. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. Look at this camera work. Whoa! It gets better. It gets better.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. This camera work is incredible. Watch the shadows. Watch the shadows. Oh, my gosh. My man didn't. Watch the shadows. Watch the shadows. Oh, my gosh. My man didn't even tap the brakes. What a horrifying thing.
Starting point is 00:42:32 That's legitimately like you when you almost died from that fucking car door. That's what somebody said when I posted in the Discord. They were like, that was closer than the door that went by Kyle. And at first I was like, I don't know. And then I looked at the shadows and I'm like, it's like this three inches at most, like, like you can't hear it, but like that clip starts off with Sylvester Stallone.
Starting point is 00:42:52 He's like, you got, you just got to keep going and you can't stop. Cause that's how waiting is done. And then gangsters paradise starts playing. That dude is fucking leaned all the way over. And you can see his hands don't touch the brakes he's not slowing down a bit he's just this is our speed as just as this fucking race bike
Starting point is 00:43:13 goes right past him and then here comes another one oh it was so sick just like the refrigerator door i can't tell if he's completely badass unflappable or if it happened too quickly for him to react. I reacted. When I turn around to the camera, that's as fast as I can react. Or if he was mic'd up in his helmet and it was just like as he's taking the turn.
Starting point is 00:43:37 He's singing along to games. That was incredible, Mario. You didn't even flinch. Yeah, I'm going to need an erase suit, though. I shit this one out. I shit this one out. I shit this one out. That is horrifying. That guy was, what, six inches from death. If that.
Starting point is 00:43:54 If that. Maybe not death, though, because those guys are wearing. You saw the one guy skid past, right? He's fine. Is he okay? He's fine. He's fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Of course, it's the sudden stop that gets you and a lot of times it's actually a slow stop you hear like crash at 100 miles an hour man you can crash at 200 if you stop slowly yeah i thought he was gonna slam into that wall pretty hard they sing i need a hero i like it yeah that was a clip oh like he's laid over so far on that motorcycle i love seeing how how far they got their weight shifted and how grippy those goddamn tires are that's i would like his elbows dragging almost they do drag their elbows they drag elbows and knees i've never done that although i'm told if you like do a track day people drag their knees on the first day sure i've i've never done it but maybe i could i think i think you could because i think i could right if i was all set up
Starting point is 00:44:46 yeah and if you got a pro there going like no no you got it just keep leaning right trust me i've seen this 100 times i know your bike i know your weight i know i know the tires you got but i know the weather conditions keep leaning it's gonna stick i do it like when we were doing that class and like i was he was like keep going if it's not dragging the peg then you're not doing it i'm like if it falls i'm gonna cuss this old man out but here we go you know just do it i i've done not anything like a motorcycle training but um i've done the paragliding stuff where you like go over the lake and destroy you know like make your wings start crashing there's a weird psychological thing going on where you've outsourced your sense of responsibility. Like, all right, Woody, I want to take both breaks, pull them all the way
Starting point is 00:45:30 down against everything you've ever heard. Okay. But we both know if this goes wrong, it's your fault. You put that so well, I've done that many times outsourcing your sense of responsibility for your own safety. And I fully commit to that. Like when I'm doing a thing, like when we've shot videos and stuff, if I'll be like, are we too close? No, we're good. All right. Like, that's all I need to hear. But if I die, you're going to look dumb. You know, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, he knows I'm on his property. And if he looked at that waiver I signed, I signed it. Carlos Halfcock.
Starting point is 00:46:05 So he's in big trouble. Carlos Halfcock. That's the Vietnam War sniper. Yeah. I read that book. It's a really good book. Yeah. That was the only book recommendation my farmer grandpa ever gave to me in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Sniper. He got really into reading book. This is like probably 10 10 15 years ago now he was just reading every single book he could about snipers throughout american history and that was his favorite one and it was really really interesting i don't want to dox him he's 76 77 right around there cool yeah cool yeah carlos halfcock had the record for a very long time for the longest confirmed kill by a sniper. It's kind of funky how he did it, though. He used a Browning M2 machine gun, you know, the big bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
Starting point is 00:46:52 And he was just tup. Nope, nope. Tup. Nope, nope. Tup, tup. Like sniping some guy. I don't remember how far away it was. Call it 1,500 meters or something.
Starting point is 00:47:04 1,800 maybe. I don't know. I don't like that far away it was. Call it 1,500 meters or something. 1,800 maybe. I don't know. I don't like that having the sniper record. Like, I could get the sniper record if you stood still and I just got all the tries I wanted. I think, yeah, sure, sure. But, you know, a Canadian has it now. I'm almost positive. And it's something stupid.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Though that's probably not even a real record then. I mean, he shot an Afghani. I'm almost positive i was just saying i mean i i refuse to acknowledge it's similar to the space race i only acknowledge the american attempts and successes 3 500 meters how far did he shoot him from canada someone convert Someone convert 3,540 meters for me. Oh, and not into yards. Now multiply it by three, Jackass.
Starting point is 00:47:54 He's going to convert it to centimeters next. Give it to me in clicks. How many clicks away was it? How many.8 clicks? Fathoms. How many hectares did he fire across um like i'll do it myself okay 11,613 literally two miles he literally shot over two miles away uh under two miles 5,280 is so that's 2,560 10,500 you're probably right then i thought it was 5,800 how many So that's 2,560. 10,560. You're probably right then. I thought it was 5,800. How many seconds would it take? How fast is that bullet
Starting point is 00:48:28 going? Like that kind of bullet he was shooting. So when it starts out, he probably started at 338 Lapua, I'm guessing. Like Magnum. I would guess that was the caliber he used. It's starting out at like low 3,000 feet per second. I'm doing the thing. Feet per second.
Starting point is 00:48:44 You want it in miles per hour? No, no. I'm doing the thing with the feet per second. You want it in miles per hour? No, no. I'm just curious. I was on the previous topic of how far it is. Let me just tell everyone. 2.1, well, 2.2 miles. So let's see. I am curious. I'm just going to control Lapua because I'm guessing that's what he did.
Starting point is 00:49:00 It was like three seconds to kill that guy then. Oh, wow. He used something i'm not even familiar with oh no it's a 50 bmg okay he's a mcmillan tac 50 with an amax 50 bmg round uh okay cool as fuck in iraq in the iraqi civil war in may 2 2017 3,000 3,871 yards um The number two is with the Barrett M82A1. And the number three is the gun that I was thinking about, the Accuracy International rifle with the.338 Lapua Magnum, which is just sick as fuck.
Starting point is 00:49:37 United States is like sixth on the list, shockingly, somehow. The Canadians are just taking it home. McMillan Tac tack 50 is a cool fucking gun anyway that's really impressive that's a two mile shot uh the bullet travel is probably shit fuck five seconds i don't know it's long that's how many feet per second though isn't it like see it's decelerating as it goes it's probably i'm i'm guessing off the top of my head three let's call it three thousand to three
Starting point is 00:50:09 thousand four hundred feet per second somewhere in there but then it's decelerating as it goes when it hits maybe only going 2100 feet per second or something like that i'm just making these numbers up but it's definitely decelerating after two miles of travel that's the speed of light for you to observe yeah like that's an outrageous shot i've never done like we shoot a thousand yards like like that's that's the farthest i've ever shot is like about a thousand yards and it's it's a fucking long way yeah i've never think he was even confident he was gonna hit it or was just he like taking a pot shot there's a youtube video about that tells the whole story of it but i've never watched uh i've seen it like come up in my feed before he could have been super chill right like did he get an officer of some sort or
Starting point is 00:50:56 was it just like all right i got a guy he started training today he'd been training those goats to kill amer, those were killer Afghani goats. It was a child soldier, which really just, it's a smaller target. Makes it even more impressive. That's right. That's right. I hit that dangerous nine-year-old, that terrorist.
Starting point is 00:51:20 The way he exploded, he must have had some explosives on him. I don't even know. Just turned into a pink mist that is yeah that's a that's a wild shot two miles good god speaking of wild things uh everyone remembers four loco i'm sure i i know woody didn't have one before the uh um the formula change or after the formula change because you're not i had one at the vermont ski thing mixed with some sort of alcohol oh okay i don't know if that was uh before after they got rid of the caffeine 2017 or so okay so after yeah i think these were legit i think we put a five hour energy in a four loco i think we call it a five loco anyway please tell your story that's interesting i didn't know that but uh yeah it used to be that you could drink four loco which
Starting point is 00:52:15 is like there's as much booze in the can of four loco as there isn't an entire bottle of like reasonably strong wine it's like 14 and there were like four cups of coffee in it and after like 17 year olds started having heart attacks they got rid of the caffeine and it just became regular alcohol and now mountain dew is making their foray into the alcoholic beverage uh market with what they're calling hard mountain dew and it's going to have the caffeine of Mountain Dew and 9% or 10% alcohol. So it's going to be like old 4Loco light. Can I just speak as a representative for all the Kyles in the world?
Starting point is 00:52:54 The delegation of Kyles is excited. Long have we waited for this moment to come. It's perfect. We're going to be outside Quickie Marks 7-Elevens on opening day. We're hitting it hard at midnight, and we're not stopping until every wall in our mother's house has a hole in it.
Starting point is 00:53:15 For too long, we Kyle's have been bullied. Told you we don't need six cups of coffee and a bottle of wine for $ for 2.99 frankly that's really gay for non-giles to think they can uh that is great our local is great it's like a ton of caffeine a ton of alcohol in a bottle designed like an arizona iced tea to appeal
Starting point is 00:53:39 to teenagers yeah oh i i remember like drinking it as like early early 20s like probably 20 or 19 whatever and like my only experience with like tall boys up to that point in time was like oh a big tall boy of bud light or like budweiser heavy or something like that so that's like four or five percent alcohol i remember getting like halfway through my first four Loko and just feeling like something's wrong. Like I'm drunk and my heart is beating unbelievably quickly right now. It's good that they kind of shut that. Actually, no. I'm an American, a pure American. I was about to say, I believe in freedom.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Yeah, I believe in freedom also. Put more caffeine in it. Fuck it. I wish it had more caffeine. I think Monster needs to come out with their own alcohol. I love that all these seltzer brands, these hard seltzers are kind of taking over the youth market and taking it away from beer.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I don't know. I think it's going to lead to a lot of great, great internet videos. I have a new subreddit. It might be the subreddit of the year. What is it called? It's called Thunder Thoughts. Thunder Thoughts. you have no attention these are women doing hand-to-hand combat with each other in the streets and you can't show most of the clips on there because there's big flappy titties getting whipped out everywhere there's
Starting point is 00:54:59 there's vaginas dangling there's i'm the rookie top all time. Yeah, top all time. I watched this white bitch throw this other chick in an arm bar, break her arm, and then transition to a rear naked choke like she was at fucking Abu Dhabi or something like that and choke her unconscious in a goddamn grass field. And everybody's just like, what the fuck just happened? I thought this was a girl fight. This chick was like a fucking black belt she her stand-up was terrible but once she got to the ground she just destroyed this other
Starting point is 00:55:29 girl the girl literally screamed my arm and you hear it pop oh shit i'm watching this first top all time and it seems pretty gorgeous fucking match turn up the volume i am oh it's loud slapping oh my god it seems like someone edited that in they're so consistent At the end the girl is like Doing one of those deals Because her jaw is fucked That is it Yeah I wonder what led up to that
Starting point is 00:55:57 Oh this The disrespect these women are both fat So there's gonna be There's gonna be some power behind these slaps They're spitting on each other. It's the same thing, but with saliva. Oh, she has a loogie. Oh, another spit.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Oh, you spit on me. I spit on you. Who are you going with? Are you going with tied up hair or long hair? I'm going to go with tied up hair. I got blue shirt. I'm betting on blue shirt. Blue shirt's got an ethnic look to her. Oh, man. I'm loving the cameraman come on blue shirt oh she was not prepared for the takedown oh my god oh she's bloody you are leaking pink shirt Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Oh, she's bloody. You are leaking pink shirt. Let's go, blue shirt. What? Is blue shirt like a gas station employee? What's going on? I don't know. Okay, this is a good subreddit.
Starting point is 00:56:55 I like this. I'd be surprised if she's a employee. Oh, I think I know the third one already. We probably shouldn't watch videos without showing them. But out there listeners, Thunder Thoughts. You're welcome. You're welcome. Your whole night is filled. You just got an hour of entertainment from us. Now you got like six hours of entertainment from Thunder Thoughts. Go get
Starting point is 00:57:13 yourself a hard Mountain Dew. All right? Hop on Thunder Thoughts and then once you're fired up, hit the streets. Get crazy. I was going to watch three episodes of Walking Dead with Colin, but maybe I can get him interested in Thunder Thoughts instead. You can bet on who's going to win.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Get out the trail mix. Now, Kyle, watch this dumb bitch and how she doesn't get full guard. Yeah, I saw some crazy shit on there. The black chicks always seem to get naked i don't know what it's like they're they never dress appropriately for a fight and so there's always just titties hanging out everywhere just big long tubular flappy titties like like like
Starting point is 00:57:58 like a flat tire just just just swinging around and so far what I do appreciate here is that it seems like there's an honor system about weight classes. I haven't seen a skinny bitch and a big bitch get in a huge fight yet. It's been skinny, skinny, fat fat, skinny, skinny, fat fat. There's some hot chicks on there fighting too. The third one, these chicks are pretty fit yeah and the third one like the dog is so concerned he's whichever one the owner is that dog is very concerned i've seen that with the dog i can't remember what the dog's name is but he's like get out of that kujo come on no kujo no and the dog's like oh they just fell on the dog
Starting point is 00:58:42 oh come on get the puppy out of there so this in the third one the brown one's boobs come out both and she's completely unconcerned she goes back in for more fighting while the boobs are still out i mean if my dick were hanging out i feel like fixing it would be a priority but it would you want your clothes and you want your penis put away when you're fighting actually that might be a good deterrent. I mean, in the movie Bronson with Tom Hardy, he very effectively used the penis out tactic to make people uncomfortable fighting him. So the other thing that I've discovered is this guy on TikTok called 2chihuahuas89. This guy is fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:59:28 You're having quite the week. I'm putting my hours for the show okay while you're working he's working his day job which is finding reddits of women fighting what is this kyle do we have audio i hope okay uh i don't it's got music attached you know it's tiktok music so like you don't need it. But check it out. He's on his bike. His dog is strapped to him. I like it. He's got another one over his shoulder.
Starting point is 00:59:55 That's why he's too chihuahua. He puts the visor down. You know, Kyle, how you said we need a a thing you were thinking about being maybe zippo guy you should be dog on a bike guy holy shit this dude is fast this this is gonna be my twitch stream just this oh my god tiktok's goldm. Look at him peeling away. Look at him move. Wow. He just juked a car. He just juked a car.
Starting point is 01:00:33 He slowed down, made the cop think he was going one way, and then he took off again. The guy who's recording is going, I'm fast as fuck, boy. I'm fast as fuck. Okay. He is fast as fuck. Good shit. All right. Well, i've enjoyed it another wondrous pkn uh come watch us stream on twitch tomorrow night we'll have a good time and uh looking forward to pka this week and maybe stream some more this week i've been having fun on twitch uh it's fps kyle google it it'll be
Starting point is 01:01:01 easier to find uh twitch fps kyle for some reason it wasn't show up in search results right away i think it might be now now that we have a pretty big stream. Go check out more Plates More Dates video that he did have me call. FPS Russia mutates in 11 months. Very flattering title. Good name.
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