Painkiller Already - PKN 376

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 pkn 376 so kyle you've been kidnapped it appears it's they took me to a house with terrible acoustics the echoiest house in whatever fucking state you're in you know when you're on the phone with a karen and she's like oh the internet is so fast. You don't even know. You don't even know. And I was just like, how fast is it? She's like, Oh, real fast. Over a megabit. And it was like, it was like 10 AM in the morning and I needed a place to stay at 10 AM in the morning as in like right now. So, um, I was like, all right, uh, I can be there in two hours. And, uh, she says, this says, this is what she's done to me. And then on top of that, I packed.
Starting point is 00:00:50 So what I did was in the middle of the night, I decided to go on an impromptu vacation, literally left my home at 1 a.m. And I haven't told anyone where I am. Woody and Taylor don't know. You sent us clues. You sent us clues. We were guessing wrong. It's a state
Starting point is 00:01:08 with trees that's flat. Yeah, it does sound helpful. And I drove there overnight. And he drove there in one night. So it has to be between New Jersey, Missouri to Texas.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah, it is all right so it's like we've got it down to half the states so uh let me continue to make excuses not really excuses just to like shit on myself really so i packed my bag um i i hadn't really unpacked from the last trip. Like there was like the, my luggage was still sitting like in the hallway. I haven't put it away yet. And in it was like, you know, like my nail clippers and extra hairbrush and like travel toiletries. So it was kind of easy to pack.
Starting point is 00:01:58 And, uh, I packed everything, all my equipment here, except for my laptop. I left my laptop hundreds of miles away, and I realized 10 minutes from where I'm sitting. I was like going through that. I'd been through the checklist a thousand times in my head during the overnight drive. You just didn't get the most important thing. I literally realized it 10 minutes from being here
Starting point is 00:02:19 instead of an hour from being here. So I had to go buy a laptop today, and the laptop was so cheap that I bought that it doesn't have an ethernet input. So you're going to have to return this one and then get one with an ethernet input tomorrow. And if I'm being honest, I think that the reason I'm laggy
Starting point is 00:02:36 is the laptop is having a hard time running Logi capture software. I don't, I'm not sure. It's a terrible laptop. I really don't think it's internet. I bought a $200 laptop, not realizing that there were laptops so weak anymore that they couldn't do what we're doing right now.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So I'm going to try to return this laptop maybe tomorrow and buy an even more expensive laptop and see if that works. Because this is a $200 laptop that I had intended on like using overnight resetting to factory and then returning. But nonetheless, I apologize for how laggy my video is. I hope my audio isn't too fucking garbage. had intended on like using overnight resetting to factory and then returning but nonetheless i apologize uh for how laggy my video is i hope my audio isn't too fucking garbage but yeah i was sitting there on the couch and i was like you know i could just go somewhere if i wanted we have these amazing jobs that let us go on adventures and and explore do whatever
Starting point is 00:03:23 all you got to do is bring your laptop. Just remember your computer. It's really the most expensive piece of equipment that I carry around. You know, this microphone's set up is 500 bucks, 600 bucks. I don't know, maybe a little more when you start factoring cables and nonsense and certain bullshit. A laptop's the expensive thing. I left it.
Starting point is 00:03:51 There is a 1 in 500 chance that I left it on the roof of my car. Oh no. That would be so funny. It didn't occur to me. You brought your boom mic, microphone your audio interface just not the laptop see and i brought the lights i've got lighting you've got it light i got two big
Starting point is 00:04:15 tripods over there i've got a tripod over there that i'm looking at right now i've got um um i was telling somebody this earlier today. I brought lube. I brought condoms. I brought dress shoes. What kind of cosplay is happening over there? I have loafers in case there's a nice restaurant. And yet I left my fucking brand new $2,600 laptop sitting on the couch. $499 out of 500 times it's sitting on the couch.
Starting point is 00:04:51 There is a one in 500 chance that I literally put it on my roof. And I meant to like, then I closed the trunk and I meant to grab it off the roof, put it in the passenger seat. But I just got in the car, opened the garage door and sped off into the night. I hope that didn't happen that would blow oh i'd laugh so hard that i told you it would be funny but that would suck you know i did that 2200 joke yeah 600 i get it wrong you know i did that once with an ak-47 i just drove away i was at my dad's place uh I was just showing off some new shit I bought, and I had this tricked out AK-47. Nothing like what, like, who's our buddy who came on recently,
Starting point is 00:05:31 the gun guy that I liked so much? Is it Brandon? Yeah, Brandon Herrera, the AK guy. Nothing like what he would have. But I had, like, a $1,000 AK. Let's just call it that. And I left it on not the tailgate of my truck but the bumper like you know the rear bumper of the truck how you can just sit stuff on it i had sat it on
Starting point is 00:05:51 there and i had intended to like obviously put it in the front seat but i never did i drove away and my cop buddy called me uh while i was at home probably getting getting high. And he said, uh, Hey, did you lose an AK 47? And I was like, the fuck are you talking about? He's like, well, I just found, uh, sitting in front of the post office in the middle of the highway. Oh God. No. What color is it? He's like red. I was like, yeah, that's mine. He's like, he's like, it looked like some shit you would own. Come up here and get this thing before I have to file a report. I want to know. So what was the impetus of your vacation? Just 1am and you go, I want to go to South Carolina or wherever the fuck you are.
Starting point is 00:06:39 So there's the public version and a private version. I told you the public, I told you the private version yesterday, but the public version is I just version um i told you the public i told you the private version yesterday but the public version is um i just felt like going on a vacation um and essentially that's it i just you know leave out of detail here or there um but yeah i just felt like going on a vacation and uh having a little fun even though i just got back from one and uh this was just i you know i did the math in my head real quick like how expensive would it be to drive through the night and then stay at a place for three or four days it's like six hundred dollars it's like i do that all the time like a couple weekends a month we work um
Starting point is 00:07:18 tuesdays and thursdays so that gives you like friday morning to tuesday night to do what you want if you want. If you want to, I'm going this weekend, but yeah, I actually, I said literally the worst possible time to do it though. Right? Like I picked like Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yeah. I tell people I can't do it midweek, but I fucked up. I literally, when I wrote you guys, I was like, could we do the show Wednesday instead of today? Because I was irresponsible.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I haven't slept. I wasn't going to share all that, Kyle. It's what happened. I could have made the show last night. It just would have been a real- You'd have been a zombie. Yeah. And it's good.
Starting point is 00:08:04 And you have so many loaded up to reschedule yeah oh yeah what taylor's saying is kyle never asks to move a show taylor asked to move a show all the time i do it sometimes kyle i assumed there was an active volcano in georgia like he never needs to move a show yeah i try to uh i know that every now and then I want to be stupid or irresponsible. And so I try to show up sick, try to show up hungover. Somebody dies, I'm still here. It's like whatever. But that allows me to have carte blanche, I feel like, when I want to drive.
Starting point is 00:08:43 You guys still haven't figured it out. Nobody's even guessed uh and you guys guessed like seven states or something is it in the ozarks but the ozarks yeah is it in the ozarks that how do you do the ozarks i thought that was way too far away from him like that's i'm not all that far from the ozarks yeah because it's flat and there's water there and it just looked ozarky to me i was there for the i did my big motorcycle trip we went through it that's what i thought like i was like this looks a little ozarky but so does every big lake and this motherfucker did not decide at 1 a.m to drive to missouri like there's no way the ozarks are huge it's not just yeah they're enormous yeah i'm telling you what the o Ozarks are huge. It's not just Missouri. Yeah, they're enormous.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I'm telling you what the Ozarks are, as if you haven't been there a million times and lived in the general area. How far do they spread? Is it in Arkansas? I've only been to it in the Missouri area. Yeah, it's mostly in Missouri, but then there's a bit in Arkansas. There's some in Oklahoma. Kansas has a tiny little bit. Yeah, it's mostly like all of southern Missouri. It's a very large area, so it could be anything. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I didn't know if we could keep guessing states because I thought for sure that Florida was going to be the answer. What's the temperature like where you are, Taylor? What is it right now? 47 degrees. It's colder here. It's colder there. Are you in Southern Illinois?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Are you in... Wait, did Zach get it? Are you in Illinois? I drove all the way to Illinois. You're all the way in fucking Illinois? That's so far! drove all the way across Tennessee, Kentucky So I would imagine you're in southern Illinois You know So you get into Illinois
Starting point is 00:10:39 And it's like alright I'm here Now there's weed Now I need a place to stay and a good dispensary. And then I looked at all the places to stay and they were on the wrong side of the border. I had to go
Starting point is 00:10:56 a good bit deeper into Illinois. So I'm a ways into Illinois. I can't believe you're in Illinois. That's so funny. I mean, you're in Illinois. That's so funny. You can't. I mean, you're not that far from me. I saw a sign
Starting point is 00:11:10 that said St. Louis, like a hundred and something miles, like low hundreds. And I was like, I have his address. You could do the infamous PKA meetup episode they're all banging on the door for.
Starting point is 00:11:26 But it's just me and Kyle. And a shitty laptop. I could go do something weird to him. And then I was like, he'd shoot to kill. And that's how pka ends me pulling a prank on taylor and he fucking kills me in his yard with a bow and arrow part of me is like say the word can i get to fucking st louis by tomorrow it is a tall order for us all to do the show at taylor's house yeah uninvited by the way you don't have enough offices for each of us what he's just walking around my house like this this shit
Starting point is 00:12:14 sucks it's so small and gay dude i knew this i need this just reminded me of i knew this kid that was very well off in very early middle school. And we went over to a friend's place for a party. And he was walking around. And he said something to my friend's mom. He was like, your house, it's so quaint. And it was like, oh, I think he actually does know what that means. And he's bragging about being rich.
Starting point is 00:12:44 That was the kind of guy this was at 12 at like 12 acting like because his dad was like hot shot at his company that he was by you know transitive property but but anyway you drove to fucking ill southern illinois and then you delved deeper into southern illinois just so you could find a not horrible place to stay across the border dude all right so i kept looking at places to stay and there was this huge disparity when you went from like a hundred to a hundred and i'm not going to talk about exactly how much i spent because then i can really narrow down where i am um and then someone comes in and and yeah kills it gives you a better laptop they go to rob you and they're like this guy's struggling there was just this huge disparity between like let's call it a hundred dollars and two hundred dollars and uh and
Starting point is 00:13:32 so there was this 200 something dollar place that was like really fucking nice and um i guess i shouldn't go too in depth with describing it or anything, but, but no, I like it here. I like where I am. It is quite the drive. I am not looking forward to my return drive because I feel like the enthusiasm of like getting here and all the fun I was going to have, like really made the drive here light work. Yeah. I got here and I was like,
Starting point is 00:14:00 not even sore. I did it in one shot. I stopped for gas twice. Not because I was out, but just like, let's top up here. We're making a transition from one state to another or whatever. But yeah, the trip back is going to fucking blow. I do this a lot. And once I start to enter the zone of familiarity, I'm struggling right now know which is like four hours from home
Starting point is 00:14:25 it sucks like there's there's no fun in being places you've been so many times before you start to sort of recognize the terrain and landscape is home and you're just going home it's but is there anything better than when you get in that home stretch and you're like that's my post office like maybe not for me not not post office. Yeah, God, what is this, PTSD speaking? I get all over it. But, you know, like, that's my grocery store. Like, that's my gas station. That's, you know, that's, when I get into that home stretch, I'm, like, so relaxed.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I'm, like, we're back. We're on autopilot now the rest of the way. Like, it feels like once you get a certain distance from home, and guarantee this is some sort of like brain chemistry male evolutionary thing but like at a certain distance from home base my guard kind of goes up a little bit and i'm like yeah for sure we're away from home now we're we're many steps from from the tribe we have traveled. We're in Illinois now. I haven't been here since we were all here. In Joliet. Not Joliet, but the trip after when we were in maybe just like Chicago at like Insane Paintball or whatever the fuck it was.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Man, of all the places to go, Southern Illinois, not always the biggest. Closest place with legal pot to Georgia, I think. I guess that's probably true. Closest drive with legal marijuana. And I've got some friends here. And it was just like. How far was the drive? Huh?
Starting point is 00:16:04 In hours. Eight hours? Nine hours? Let me, man, I wish I'd, I know exactly when I left because I sent a text message. So let me pull that up. You were having, and just a solo drive. So you're listening to music, having like Red Bulls, having a grand old time. I'm sure that can be enjoyable.
Starting point is 00:16:24 You know, it doesn't necessarily have to be bad driving alone. I didn't get tired. I had like a little coffee, like not even a whole coffee. It was literally 1 a.m. on the dot when I was pulling out of my driveway. You know what? The time zone is going to fuck me here. Incalculable. Actually, Illinois time zones are more complicated
Starting point is 00:16:45 than people might guess there's like seven of them or something it's outrage I don't think I'm too far off on that I thought they were all central I'm thinking of Indiana Indiana's all fuck you with that I think you're right in any case
Starting point is 00:17:01 let me just kind of like it's not even that easy Kyle it goes by town or something. They're really silly in Indiana. I don't like that. Hang on. I'm just going to navigate back to my house. I've been avoiding doing this and I'm going to give you
Starting point is 00:17:16 a rough. Oh, it's not bad at all. Wow. How far? Seven hours. Okay. Roughly. Shucks, I'm going six this weekend. That's not outrageous to me. Yeah, I got here at like...
Starting point is 00:17:32 What did you average? 135? 135. It's seven hours of the Camaro, but nine in the truck. It was pretty fast. I've made this drive before from Franklin County for that paintball event when I brought the golf cart up for Kitty to play in. I hated it in the truck with a trailer, but driving up in my car, I think maybe it took me a different path.
Starting point is 00:18:01 There were two different ways to come. But because it was the middle of the night there was no traffic and because because i'm off probation i don't mind getting a speeding ticket so i don't go crazy fast like like during probation a speeding ticket i wouldn't get any like real trouble but it kind of puts me back in front of those people again and i don't want to be like i just don't want to be i don't want to be oh i see this happened huh and but but like right now like i'm not going 20 over but i feel like i can go 15 over and i don't mind paying a little ticket so i went like 15 over the whole way i got here pretty quick did any part of you want to take the bike or just the supplies mean no go on that i there was one point where was
Starting point is 00:18:43 it when i literally said to myself aren't you glad you didn't bring the bike you dumb ass yeah because it's in the 40s which is chilly and i don't think kyle has a big luggage setup i i bought some stuff but oh so okay so like i i would have had to cut down on this but i could have brought this but not the boom arm like put it on a stand or maybe just hold it and then no lights and still everything else i could have brought that's the only stuff i can't pack on the bike now but um i think there was a point where there was construction and the interstate became one of those janky one lane scenarios where there's like a concrete wall right against your fucking mirror to the left and then like and then like those white
Starting point is 00:19:26 those cables with the the thin metal posts right to the right and i'm like driving right between and the road's all bumpy like i'm shaking and it went like that for a long time and i was just like if i were on my fucking bike i'd be i'd be shitting myself right now this is so scary because of the road conditions because of the road conditions? Because of the shaky... It would have shaken the fuck out of me on the bike. I'd have been standing up for long periods of time. That part I'm cool with.
Starting point is 00:19:54 What I'm not cool with is when traffic is going different speeds on the interstate. You approach that big mass of cars that slow down for a construction that scares the heck out of me people look right past you
Starting point is 00:20:10 or they come up to one foot behind you which can be error prone because you're small and you're like almost not on their radar I almost want to pull onto the shoulder and get like side by side with the car in front of me right I could see something like that um yeah yeah although i say that but yesterday um a truck like barreled past me like on the shoulder
Starting point is 00:20:34 and i never saw it coming and i was being real lackadaisical with how much of the shoulder i was taking it was it scared the fuck out of me i don't blame you i wouldn't have wanted to take a bike that far anyway, even without that weather and everything. You're just sitting back comfy in your car. You got all your electronics. Well, you got some of your electronics with you, driving all the way.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I wouldn't want to do that on a bike. You guys ready for a topic change? Oh, yes. I was just going to say, oh, the weed here is so fucking expensive that i don't think i'll come back here oh no that sucks the weed i didn't even consider that like different states would have different prices significantly different yeah i think illinois is expensive compared to even the other legal states i don't know why so i i want to say that like a, so in Colorado, a one gram vape pen, right?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Like one of these that's disposable and has, I think they're like $60. And I don't remember if that's with tax or without tax here with tax. They're like a hundred dollars or something or $110 or something crazy. That's outrageous. Like maybe more i don't even actually actually i don't think you can get one gram you're gonna have to get so high before you go home you have to take like 85 pulls on it to get your value thousands of dollars just to get to your level where you like to be no sucks. The state closest to you with legal stuff is so pricey.
Starting point is 00:22:07 They're so strong. What's the next legal state in terms of distance? I'm not saying it clearly. Virginia is closer, but they haven't gotten their stores in place yet. Florida has medical.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Is it easy medical? Yeah, super easy medical. Is it easy medical? Yeah, super easy medical. Off the top of my head, I think that's about it. I'm aware there's other places, but the distances aren't advantageous or the laws aren't advantageous over either Illinois, Florida, or the virgining industry in virginia which like yeah sometimes legal means different things too and medical can mean almost any of it new jersey had medical now i think it's better now but it had medical that pretty much
Starting point is 00:22:57 applied to one girl yeah that shit's so stupid where it's like yeah if you're actively dying you can use tiny bits of it of like hodgkin's something else combo together like there was a girl who was really really suffering and for whatever reason pot was like the golden ticket for her and when i say really suffering like it's worse than i forget what it was but it did maybe like painful Tourette's with spasms or something awful and then I hit a pot and she just like fully cured for the next two hours yeah I've seen those videos on YouTube with like Parkinson's patients where they're like like they can't even like grab a cup of water and they take a couple tokes and it it's so drastic it looks fake like I'm not saying it is but it's so like quick that you're like that looks
Starting point is 00:23:46 like it's not even real because now they're like doing mazes and playing operation did you happen to catch the girl having an awful awful Tourette's uh like issue i don't think i've seen that one oh my so it was on the front page of reddit near the top today and she's laying on the ground just kind of like seemingly writhing in pain and it lasted for five or six hours the emt didn't know what to do the doctors hit her up with apparently giant doses of like muscle relaxants and different like chill you out drugs before she felt any relief and it was just i had never seen Tourette's like that i thought bad Tourette's was more like um ticks and clucks or people who even say like a few words in a row you know your grandma's a slut and then they just go on um i had never seen anyone with what looked like temporary cystic fibrosis not not cystic fibrosis what am i going cerebral palsy
Starting point is 00:24:45 you know the kind of effects she was off it was terrible that sucks yeah i think like severe Tourette's is just like a seizure disorder where like you could just fall and hit your head and die like those seizure disorders are so fucking dangerous and it didn't line up with what i think of as Tourette's and i read about it just to make sure i was on target and i was but Tourette's is more like a a compulsion to do something like you don't feel complete unless you do that thing it can be a twitch it can be a sentence it can be a clock but everyone I've known with Tourette's I went to high school with a guy who had Tourette's much more severe than than I than me and um he could like turn
Starting point is 00:25:21 it off while he was at bat in baseball you know like i've got to focus for the next 20 seconds or so right now i gotta turn it off and do my thing but he couldn't live a whole life that way it was just an overwhelming compulsion and uh that is more what i'm used to i'm like so for six hours she couldn't stop i wonder i i would love to hear her describe what she was going through yeah it's probably just a torturous excruciating like all your muscles like tensing up to the point of pain and like you don't have the control to release it and i guess i just don't think of Tourette's like that is is like that far out of control as more as it is like a undeniable urge than a i always thought of that as like a obsessive compulsive yeah like
Starting point is 00:26:08 like undesirable like horrible or like i had that i got diagnosed with it when i was like 11 like like the like apparently like catastrophic thinking is part of ocd where it's like i have to do this or everyone i know will burn in hell or or my mom is more catastrophic than i thought yeah yeah and so it'd be like okay i just i just uh i thought that's why you always did your Or everyone I know will burn in hell. Or my mom will die in a car accident. That is more catastrophic than I thought. Yeah, yeah. And so it'd be like, okay, I just, I just, you know. I thought that's why you always did your homework. When you're like catastrophic thinking, like, if I don't do this, I'll fail every.
Starting point is 00:26:35 No, it'd be like, oh, I just stubbed this toe. Oh, that sucks. But I have to stub the other toe now or this will happen. Or I just like spent 15 minutes leaning on my desk at school like this drawing. And it like oh that's not balanced i have to switch and go over this and do it otherwise my dad's gonna die in a car accident on the way home from work and like you obsess over those things i get that too i don't i think the disorder part comes when you're not able to rationally go that's not real that's not true i'm not doing that And when you give into it and are like, you know, it doesn't help. Like I've said in the past, when you have like,
Starting point is 00:27:09 like Christians in your life being like, hell is very real. That's, it's good that you tried to juggle like that. Like you mentioned that on the way up here, I saw two billboards. They weren't very near each other. Like call it an hour between one of them. The first one said there is no afterlife live for now and it was written in that sort of king james bible text you know like like the way the holy bible is written on the on the cover of every bible you've ever seen and and i was like whoa that's in a really prominent spot like on this major highway
Starting point is 00:27:44 it may have been around nashville like like somewhere like that like one of the major and and i was like whoa that's in a really prominent spot like on this major highway it may have been around nashville like like somewhere like that like one of the major tennis enemy territory which was a beautiful city by the way um i don't think i'd ever seen it at night and um then like an hour later like i said i saw another one and it said something like it's it's an indisputable fact that jesus is alive believe and i was like fuck they both have billboards i don't know what to do the the religious one was was cleaner i mean it must be newer palette on the atheist one though i don't know they're both can i believe both of you i like you both
Starting point is 00:28:25 so much my guy's got leds yeah his switches remember those that like they would like turn a little triangle thing to the difference i don't really see those anymore probably because every time you saw them back in the day they were all broken leds took over so kyle i need to know where were you watching The World Series? Atlanta, victorious I was unable to watch The World Series I did not watch the last game You're not a true fan like me
Starting point is 00:28:54 Me, I was pulling on Abley's and Solar Abley's Albee's and Solar Happenstance, this was the picture that got pulled up They're my favorite players. I know you were really excited a couple games ago when Solar hit that
Starting point is 00:29:10 second home run. Yes. That was huge to me. And that guy in the middle, I'm also a fan of him. Solar, he's a lefty, right? Yeah, he can... I'm sure he can do whatever's necessary. It was weird. He hit right-handed for the home run, but
Starting point is 00:29:26 good guy. No, I'm not a real fan, for sure. But I am happy that the Atlanta Braves won the World Series. It's great. It's been 26 fucking years. I remember it very well last time they won. I don't know where you watch fucking baseball, if I'm being honest.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Someone, a very kind gentleman, offered me some sort of MLB massive package log-in thing. I just didn't feel comfortable doing it. No offense to him. I just didn't. So I didn't know where to watch it. So I listened on the radio to a good bit of it, and I watched all the 30-minute catch-up highlight things afterwards.
Starting point is 00:30:03 So, yeah, it's great they've won. But like I said the other day, the bigger thing to me is the – I think the Bulldogs this year. Well, they've got a tough game coming up. Do they? No, they're playing Mizzou. They're playing Mizzou on Saturday. They're going to dominate Mizzou very handily, I think.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Every once in a while, your team plays someone, and it's like, there should be a commission ensuring the safety of our players like if nc state played georgia right now i'd be like ah you guys know this is just a game right we're all hoping to play next week as well don't hurt us you know when georgia plays a team when georgia plays a team like michelob light state or something that you've never heard of before we pay them like a big sum of money to play us so like like it's one thing when you start thinking about hey should these college players be getting paid because universities make so much money selling their shit and and broadcasting their their athletics but when you start thinking like is
Starting point is 00:31:05 that university essentially selling their players health to the university of georgia for 180 000 dollars this year like if they don't do that maybe like michelob light state goes and plays fucking natty light state and yeah and and nobody gets hurt but if they come to athens as a sacrificial lamb because the boosters got paid or the university got paid or however it works, it seems pretty fucked. What if you got hurt in that game because they made you go play against fucking UGA or Alabama or somebody like that?
Starting point is 00:31:38 I'm sure they don't give a shit. They're like, hey, this is more attention for our program. We got a bunch of eyes on us. net like this is more attention for our program we got a bunch of eyes on us like who cares if that guy who had no chance in the nfl got another concussion like that's got to be their thought process they don't give a shit i saw a game the other day i wish i could remember the name the numbers off the top of my head but it was um i think it was high school and they won like 150-6 or something like that. And the other team was saying how tasteless it was and how the other team was unsportsmanlike by running the score up. Apparently at one point the umpires were like,
Starting point is 00:32:17 hey, you want to just run the clock out? And they were like, absolutely not. Our QB is going for the the united states high school record for most most td passes in a game i wonder if he got it he didn't he came like one he's one away he was one way it was so many it was like 13 or something like zach said i mean you'd have to put like a fucking asterisk on that record they're like they were playing you know saint joseph's school for the blind that happened at my school 15 though so it's like yeah come on our um women's basketball team lost a game if this isn't the exact score it's really close it was like 114 to 6 holy shit
Starting point is 00:33:00 yeah and um my algebra teacher was the coach of the women's basketball team so some of the guys who were clued in on it were like teasing him like bro you couldn't hold him to 112 like what happened there i'd be saying you couldn't score eight like you're right there's the other side too dude i mean you're you're counting your chickens before they've hatched here even according to espn georgia has a paltry 98.7 chance of victory um victory in the game in the game against mizzou the spread for georgia is minus 38 minus 38 holy fuck that's wild yeah but one that that would just make my day if mizzou's only contribution this season was ruining Georgia. You should take the over.
Starting point is 00:33:47 They're not going to win. No, they're not going to win, but maybe we don't beat them by 38. Yeah, but like how many touchdowns have they even allowed? Every single game they're beating teams like 62 to nine. Yeah, we really haven't. Anyway, we haven't allowed a lot of a lot of touchdowns this year certainly not a lot of offensive touchdowns it's been pretty crazy um no but we still have to play alabama what was cool on the way up here i listened to a lot of espn radio and it's very rare that they're like talking about my
Starting point is 00:34:22 team like like you know they'll occasionally cover your team as like a, a topic as, as a rain is like a flipping topic. But when it's rare that my team is the team to talk about in like college football, like in like one of the things. And so they're like, well,
Starting point is 00:34:39 there's Georgia and then there's everybody else. That's how it is, Mike. And I'm, I'm, I'm driving. I'm like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:44 that's right. That's how it is. Mike, you bitch. You learn to accept it. He actually said there's Georgia, there's Alabama, and then there's everyone else. And they were discussing that Cincinnati State team, I think. So I think the deal with them, they're one of those teams that's from a conference that's not well respected. And it's one of those teams that like wins tons and tons of games they'll be undefeated at the end of the year but it's like yeah but who did you beat and it's a question as to whether they make it into the playoffs i think i don't
Starting point is 00:35:14 know what they're ranked i want to say like the official rankings were coming out today or yesterday they're six the cincinnati bearcats they're0, but they've beaten Miami of Ohio, Murray State, Indiana University. Notre Dame they beat when they were ranked 9th. They're second in the AP poll, by the way. Usually they're pretty close, but that's different. Yeah, I got to agree. Which poll were you looking at, Taylor? I was looking at ESPN.
Starting point is 00:35:41 The college football playoff rankings? The college football playoff, yeah. I guess that's the important one. But in the AP poll, they're second. Yeah, I think that was the disparity that they were discussing on ESPN, like what that disparity would be. And I think what the guy said was that if Cincinnati was any lower than fourth, then they should start sweating because they're probably going to get
Starting point is 00:36:00 fucked over when it comes playoff time. But, yeah, I don't know. It's cool to have them be the best team. Not only have they not beaten a ranked team, but they don't have a ranked team coming up. Yeah. They beat Notre Dame. That's it, though.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Notre Dame's their best win. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, and they were ninth at the time. They beat Navy, Temple, Tullam. Was that Tullam? I don't even know what Tulln is. UCF is actually often good. I don't know if they're good this year.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Nope. Yeah. I really hope Georgia wins because that would be cool if the Braves and UGA won in the same year, both won titles. Imagine that. I've seen it before where Boston has just an embarrassment of riches where they don't appreciate this year's super bowl win because one they always do that and the stanley cup is kind of the novel thing we just won uh i don't see that in georgia much or anywhere else
Starting point is 00:36:56 really yeah no um and and the atlanta braves are kind of cool because there aren't really any baseball teams in the south um florida doesn't count because they're not the South. Yeah, they're their own thing. They really are. But there's no baseball team for what you would think of as the good old boy South. It's literally like the Braves. That's it. You're from South Carolina, Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee. You're a Braves fan. Yeah, there's not nearly enough professional sports teams in the South. North Carolina needs a team that I can not watch.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I saw these cocksuckers with signs. That you can check the box score afterward. I saw a guy with a sign in the crowd in Texas that said the chop. I know. He said the tomahawk chop is racist. What? Is it? No,awk Chop is racist. What? Is it? No, it's not racist.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Everybody's having a fun time. My God. I've heard that a lot. It's not just the Braves. The Florida Seminoles do it and some other teams too, but I can't name them all. Do they do that too? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Yeah, like the Indian chant. Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. I personally associate it more with the Florida Seminoles than Atlanta Braves, but I guess they both do this. I promise you, it's a Braves thing. Okay. I'm not doubting it.
Starting point is 00:38:24 I just think I pay more attention to that. I was watching one of the games. Zach, who originated the chant. Yeah, yeah. It was probably the Braves, but I was watching a game. I didn't know how much of a thing it was for the players of the Braves that they get involved in it too. But I was watching because the Blues game was on intermission,
Starting point is 00:38:40 so I'm watching game five or whatever. And the Braves hit a good play and almost like they're're like just casually saluting they're like okay chop chop that's nice nice little chop chop and it like it's just not even not over the head violent just like yes nice little little chop there little i know i did something good so i liked that they got a little bit of camaraderie braves in 91 i don't know you might be Johnny Come Lately's on the chop. They're saying the organist invented the song. But not the chop.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Okay. Oh, in 1969, Florida State was doing it. Oh my. Okay, fair enough. Well, I don't think it's racist. I don't think the Braves mascot is racist. I don't think any of the mascot is racist i don't think any of the imagery is racist it's all very respectful the term brave is not uh a disrespectful word it can't be an insult yeah yeah it's literally like a young male warrior it's a compliment. Yeah, exactly. The Atlanta good-looking.
Starting point is 00:39:46 How dare you? I don't think it's ever been racist. I don't remember ever thinking less than when it came to Indians, when it came to them being portrayed. I don't get it. Now, Redskins, okay, I kind of see it. I kind of see it.
Starting point is 00:40:03 If you've ever seen one of those throwback Redskins jerseys that's got that big bucktooth Indian on the front like even though it is funny who are the Indians why can't I think of it the Cleveland Indians thank you yeah even that I mean I don't think they like to be called Indians they didn't call themselves Indians and I have this thing that everyone gets to choose their own name uh yeah they would have like i maybe i'm making this up when this was like a story like years ago like i remember it seeming to just be like a white woman thing like they asked like native americans like do you give a shit about the cleveland indians and they're like no i they're they're building a pipeline through my land i don don't have time to worry about it. I've seen it both ways. I've seen Native Americans or Savage Americans, if they prefer it.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Okay. I've seen them say, like, yeah, actually, it's not something I give a shit about. And I've also, like, seen them evolve to, yeah, actually, I don't like this. You know what? Maybe I do care a little. Okay. Well, that changes everything then. Far and away, if we're just looking at it,
Starting point is 00:41:06 just all of those mascots, far and away the most offensive one is the fighting Irish. It's just a wasted Irish guy who's like, oh, yeah, I'll beat my wife sometimes. It happens. Sometimes I throw a chair at a Russian guy in a bus. If you really think about it. That's a leprechaun too. But it's funny also. Yeah, he's a Russian guy in a bus. Like, if you really think about it, but it's funny also.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Yeah. He's a leprechaun. There's layers to that one, but nobody cares. Cause it's funny. I think that the Buccaneers and the pirates are much more offensive. I think that too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Caribbean people. I mean, their mascot is basically like a Caribbean. It's like a raping pillaging murderer they're paying homage yeah it's kind of badass wasn't there an XFL team called the felons
Starting point is 00:41:54 wasn't there am I dreaming that I don't know but I want that to be true that was my turn yeah I don't care what people name their team. One of my things is like, it's a fucking team. If you don't like what they're called, this is perfect.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Root against them. Root against them. There's a system set up for this. I care a lot less about the name of the team. I care more about the jerseys. If they have good looking jerseys, I'll like them even if their names. You know what my favorite jersey of all time is? Which sport?
Starting point is 00:42:28 It's that baseball. There's throwback Astros jerseys that Nolan Ryan was rocking back in the day. The rainbow ones? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I still do because I really like the...
Starting point is 00:42:43 The fuck is the Washington Football Club? I really like the the fuck is the washington the washington football club i really like the sort of retro thing they have going on but growing up i liked complicated helmets i like the new england patriots where it was like the minute man in a three-point stance oh yeah i like the um the old i think it's still the same the raiders helmet with the skull and crossbones like i thought that stuff was cool yeah i like it but it's not too busy um i like different finishes on the helmets, too. I noticed that the Dodgers in this last series, and I guess they always do. I just don't watch a lot of
Starting point is 00:43:10 Dodgers baseball. They've got this matte finish on their blue helmets. It looks really nice. Oh. I don't like... There's not enough uniqueness with baseball jerseys. So many of them, they just say the name of the city, and they look so similar. Just like different colored pinstripes. They need the front to say
Starting point is 00:43:27 Filla. Yes. Or just a big P. I got a friend that worked with somebody in the Braves organization and he actually got them to change the cotton a few years ago. Oh, did he? How'd that go for him? It was like it's a natural fiber. It breathes. And then it rained. and they actually changed all the uniforms over to cotton they came out they had a good game and i think one of the players even mentioned like you know i felt great and my friend was riding high and they washed the uniforms the next game they came out and everybody was laughing because some of the players could barely run.
Starting point is 00:44:05 It looked bad. Dude, you saying that you were getting back into Seinfeld, I started re-watching it again too. I do not understand that story. I'm missing something entirely. They changed the uniforms to cotton, but after they washed, they couldn't run anymore. All right, so you know cotton shrinks, right?
Starting point is 00:44:23 So all baseball uniforms are polyester. My friend was like, you guys are making a huge mistake. It's not like you're required to wear a polyester uniform. Why are you just like doing what everybody else does? Why not cotton? Wouldn't you rather be in cotton? Like I don't play baseball, but I would rather be in cotton than polyester on a hot summer day. So they changed them over to cotton.
Starting point is 00:44:42 And it actually was really nice a lot of the players agreed there was a new story about it and then this is a true story yeah this isn't a layered subtle joke i'm missing you'd have to lay it on pretty thick for this to be a joke i don't know how subtle jokes can get but but they went out with the washed jerseys and they had shrank and like some of the players were like tripping over themselves because they had these like tight ass pants and it was embarrassing and my friend got in a lot of trouble what was his name again
Starting point is 00:45:12 George that fucking idiot George this is a Seinfeld story okay I knew that show had shitty writing that's great uh it's it's believable because i am watching that episode i'm like you know this does seem like a good idea no it's a bad idea cotton is terrible in the heat it fucking captures it's a microclimate it's a natural it's not a good idea you want like
Starting point is 00:45:46 a nike dry fit type outfit that's better in the heat oh of course it's a great idea it's a great idea you're going places here i watched this whole it's on youtube um i can link it to you later if you actually care to see it um but it's um i'm it's i'm spacing out the guy who played george he is like uh jason alexander jason a Jason Alexander is doing an interview about his time on the show and what it meant to him. And it's really unexpected stuff. And his personality is really interesting. And I watched all of it. It was a bunch of eight-minute segments, but I don't know how many I watched. It was so good. He said, you know, there's that early episode where George, or excuse me, where
Starting point is 00:46:24 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida to visit Jerry's mother and father and they're back. It's all wonky. Well, Kramer and George aren't in that episode at all. And and so George, Jason Alexander, walked into Larry David's office, you know, the next week. Larry David's office, you know, the next week. And he's like, look, if you don't need me here every week, then write, then, then the way you wrote me out last week, just do that forever. Just write me out of your show. I don't want to be here if you don't need me. Wow. And he was like, what, what are you talking about? I got, I got, I got four characters here. You all got to have stories every week. You know how hard that is to write? And Jason Alexander's like, and of course it is hard to write that.
Starting point is 00:47:09 And of course I was being an asshole. But at the time, I thought I was the number two on the show. And they had slid this Elaine character in. And all of a sudden, it felt to me like she was the same side of the coin as my character. I didn't really understand my character at the time because i was playing woody allen that was before i realized that my character is larry david i went to larry one time and i was like larry tomorrow's script i refuse this is absurd this has never happened to any man alive and if this did somehow happen to a human being, no human would react this way.
Starting point is 00:47:47 And he goes, Larry David says that happened to me. And that is how I reacted. Do it like it's written. And he's like, that's when I realized I was Larry David. I like, I was blown away.
Starting point is 00:48:07 We started season one just a couple of nights ago, my wife wife and I and I looked up just to season one's 1989 I was like how old is George season one episode one he's 30 he's 30 years old season one episode one Kramer's 41 and looks better than George Elaine's 28 and Jerry's 35 and Jerry looks very, very good. He looks like healthy and pretty young throughout the entire show. Unlike, uh, you can see Kramer,
Starting point is 00:48:33 it catches up to him towards the end, but they also like, like he was a lot more like suave in the beginning. Like, it's funny. I haven't watched season one in so long. Like he's not nearly as insane as he is like seasons three, four, five tempered. Mm. He's got, he's kind of mellow as he is like seasons three or five tempered he's kind of
Starting point is 00:48:47 mellow it's like a lot of a lot of shows go like this we're like you know because a lot of people will say like oh season one of this show was the best and it's like so a lot of times it's like season two three like that's where they come into they're like the simpsons was the same way always sunny seinfeld like they all needed that very much like that star trek is where like they need that first season to kind of get their bearings and they go okay well this person was written incorrectly they need to be more of a comic foil this person needs to be more stoic yeah the office like the writers the writers don't know these characters yet you know like they haven't they have like this they have like a one paragraph outline of who the character is like young 20 something bright-eyed a bit naive wants to go places okay so what's this guy like
Starting point is 00:49:34 we just told you get to work you know so it takes him a while to like figure out who this guy is and what he's up to like um you saw how the guy how the way brandanovich got written out of parks and rec it just wasn't working like they wrote him out yeah one and uh they and andy dwyer uh everyone fell in love with this goofball who they've written to be an asshole like like basically like cheating his girl cheating on his girlfriend not cheating on his girlfriend but but cheating his girlfriend into like looking after him long after he was well they made that character like a lovable teddy teddy bear by the end and got rid of the brand banovich guy because they just didn't know how those characters were gonna end up fleshing out i haven't re-watched
Starting point is 00:50:18 that show in forever i don't know if i don't know if i like it enough to re-watch it again but you're right that i didn't even know that guy's name but season one guy who just took every softball lobbed at him and just smacked it into the dirt and was like I'm not hitting back the line I'm gonna be unfunny and stoic I'm glad they got rid of that guy that guy fucking sucked
Starting point is 00:50:38 they were trying to make so what you gotta keep in mind is a lot of those writers had come over from the office and Parks and Rec was like the i i think in originally like somebody could correct me on this but i'm pretty close it like the project that became parks and rec was called like the office 2.0 or something like that like they basically wanted they're like hey we got a new formula fucking mockumentary workplace type of thing lots of zany characters, do it again. And so they went and made Parks and Rec.
Starting point is 00:51:11 And that's why, I mean, you've got some of the same characters, right? With that beautiful lady who moves over, who I can't think of the actress's name, but she was Jim's girlfriend, she was Karen. And then she moved over and she's in Parks and Rec as well. Yeah, Parks and Rec wasn't a bad show by any stretch but no office not even close to the office i'm not sure which one i like more i prefer the office but um i think that parks and rec stays better longer i used to think they were closer together until i watched some parks and rec like a couple years ago and i think it re-solidified.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Like, no, The Office is just funnier. It's just better. There's too many episodes of Leslie Knope getting too involved in something, and it's like, this is season four now, Leslie. You are not even in the top five funniest characters on the show, and every other episode is 70 you like wanting to get some some nonsense change and it's like no take take the story of of uh what's his name chris pratt living in the pit make three episodes out of that that's way better she's the center of the show and i think the writer and everybody's boss am i right i think so can you imagine though if they did like i like when shows do experimental episodes like uh you uh, you know, remember the Seinfeld has that episode that's backwards.
Starting point is 00:52:27 It begins at the end. And like, uh, the India one. Yeah, exactly. Imagine if they did an entire show that was just Andy in the pit, like from his point of view, like, like, like the cameraman stayed with Andy all day. And like, you'd occasionally see like what the other characters were doing, like over his shoulder and be like, Oh, I wonder what, I wonder what they were doing as like people walk by and the next episode you can like tie all that in that'd be fun yeah good little little spin-off concept before i don't
Starting point is 00:52:54 think uh chris pratt's gonna go back for that i think he's a little too big at this point he's he's the star lord which is a recurring character in all the Marvel... He's in every Marvel movie now, right? Well, not all of them. All the ones where the gangs all together he is. He's a core part of the team. When there's a big one with all the crossovers, he's in it. But he's been getting
Starting point is 00:53:18 lame parts. I swear Endgame, the last one for example, two and a half hour movie, I doubt there was more than three minutes of Chris Pratt. Okay, I haven't seen it. I assumed he was a way bigger part. But I guess how many people can you give that much screen time to when there's 30 characters that show up?
Starting point is 00:53:37 Right? But he's not one of the chosen ones. He's in the next movie that's actually a big deal, that Thor, God of Love and Thunder Thunder or whatever the fuck it is, whatever that movie is called. That's the name. That's horrible. So the Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor in the same movie together.
Starting point is 00:53:53 And I don't know the name of it. Damn, that is a huge pair up. That's got to be a huge pair up for the Guardians of the Galaxy and a tremendous down step for Thor, right? No, no. It plays really well. I i would say guardians is bigger gardens is bigger than thor um but uh i would say oh i meant just on powers oh oh on power yeah i thought you're talking about fan appeal like yeah the guardians of the galaxy no they're getting a lot more see that's what makes it really comical
Starting point is 00:54:25 though because chris pratt is kind of like i mean his character is called star lord so like he's kind of a he's the leader when when thor isn't around but all of a sudden thor is on the ship so it's like there's this weird like power imbalance where thor is here and everybody's like blown away because thor is here like they're just like staring at him. I can't remember the lines but like someone was like, oh yes we found a man. And he's like, what do you mean? I'm a man. He's like, no you're a boy. That is
Starting point is 00:54:54 a man. Chris Pratt, he had this amazing body transformation for Guardians of the Galaxy 1. He looked fantastic. He almost in some ways lost his Chris Pratt-ness. He looked like a different guy. By the time that movie came along, Infinity Wars,
Starting point is 00:55:10 Drax or whatever his name is, Batista, is like, that is a man. You have two chins now. You're a ham sandwich away from being fat, dude. And he's not. It's just so mean oh he was i wonder if i could he was
Starting point is 00:55:32 away from being in the second guardians movie uh no this would be infinity war i'm talking about when they oh okay okay i'm okay that's fair i i don't really remember i didn't pay too much attention but yeah uh chris hemsworth the other hand, doesn't look quite human anymore. So I can't wait to see the movie. I've only seen him on his Instagram, which of course is a little posed and perfect with good lighting. He's showing the most extreme version of him. Whereas when you watch him through a whole movie, you're going to get a vibe for what he really looks like um yeah so zach found a shot of him that is an attractive straight on that is the
Starting point is 00:56:15 am that is the camera angle i work when i'm too heavy well it's working then because he looks like he's in shape there. I could hunt down the scene too. Here we are, fat-shaming Avengers again. Can we do the Mr. Olympia winners on PKA tomorrow? Can we just fat-shame them with straight faces? They're either too fat or we go ew too big that guy's too big he's too muscular he's not even strong yeah that guy's probably not even strong at all that's the most no that's the approach if you want to like actually troll some upset people some like some like fitness guys like like find like bodybuilders
Starting point is 00:57:01 who are like top one percent bodybuilders and be like you know what the funny part is not even strong yeah i i read online this guy i've seen i know these guys behind the scenes never lift more than 80 90 pounds or they lift a ton and you're like yeah well with bad form that is a thing these guys know fake weights fake weight they do curls with 130 pound dumbbells or something outrageous, but their form really is shitty. It's like, should I be doing the parallel with whatever it would be, 65s
Starting point is 00:57:35 or something? I'll say this. With curls, I do use bad form. That's the only thing that it just feels like i'm getting a lot done yeah there's no there's nothing wrong with with cheat curls like that's a that's a workout like like by the end i'm like whipping it up and like once it's up i'm like oh and i'm just doing the negatives right so so it's just like that's the only thing where i can almost end up
Starting point is 00:58:02 being the gym bro who's like moaning or groaning or something because they hurt so fucking much. And like I'm out of breath by the time I get to like the last like few reps of the last set. Like I don't enjoy them because I do go so heavy. I don't make noise, but there are a couple exercises where I'll cheat so I can get a good negative. Pull-ups is one. Curls might be one. Tricep pushdowns on the cable you know i i'll like do one of these deals with bad form so that i can do a proper negative um yeah so i think there's a place for that have you ever heard of
Starting point is 00:58:38 that guy kyriakos grizzly kyriakos kapulak he's this greek guy who i think used to be like a power lifter but he's like so injured and older now that like he does his own kind of workouts and there was a video of like juji and that guy eric bugenhagen trying to do like the same amount of zurcher squat weight that he does alone and they couldn't do it like he's very fat unbelievably fat and he steps on a scale to show how big he is but it only goes to 200 kilograms so it says full and like you look at him and you're like are these like is he really working that hard like a lot of these are bad form how strong is this guy really and then he bangs out like 14 full length pull ups at 400 plus pounds. This guy got just like just just a monster.
Starting point is 00:59:30 He has no range of movement at all. He'll put twelve hundred pounds on and go good because literally his belly is so big there's no range to be had. Like he can't go any lower because his belly hits his thighs. But, no, we don't have to show that one. Yeah, you go to, like, a minute and 30 seconds there, and you can see him getting some pull-ups in. It's not a full clip of his pull-ups, but 430 pounds doing pull-ups, that's wild.
Starting point is 01:00:05 That thing he's doing that's not a squat, this is bad content, but at 212, oh my god, I don't know. He's just bending over slightly with an incalculable amount of weight on the bar. Yeah, he's doing good mornings, on the bow. He's doing good mornings but like tiny little respectful Asian bow level range of motion.
Starting point is 01:00:30 What did you say the scale said when he stepped on it? It said full. I didn't want to let that joke slide by. It did and he was like proud of it. He stood on there and it said full. He stood on the scale and said Stop
Starting point is 01:00:47 Please Kill me This is ow Ow Sometimes if you Just the freeze frame on 258 Of that It's hilarious
Starting point is 01:01:02 I was just there He couldn't put enough plates on there. And so he chained six additional plates to the bar itself. Those are not very dense plates. Those are like bumper plates. The 45s are like three inches wide.
Starting point is 01:01:20 It's like he's doing it on purpose. The Olympic plates, he couldn't do that with. Those things are one third the thickness. Oh, for sure. But 20, 45 pound plates. He's put three times as many on there. Well, that would get really heavy. He's got box packing tape holding these on.
Starting point is 01:01:38 What's his name again? K-Y-R-I-A-K-O-S Grizz grizzly motivation is the name of the video he uploaded a motivational video i'm motivated to stay away from cake shakes jesus christ this guy does not have anything i'm trying to get no no certainly not but he seems like a guy he seems like a guy he's just he's doing this for the love of the game he just i wonder if he competes in those strongman comps. I think he's too injured and old. Yeah, that guy's disabled. He can't hustle. Those strongman things have some events where you've got to hustle.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Do they? Like which? When you stand up inside of the car and you've got to sprint carrying a whole car frame. Oh, like they're like kinds of farmers carries right yeah they're like farmer carry a car like without the engine and like run but then there's the one where um they're like uh there's like there's like a like a course where they do like four or five things in a row and it's all things like throwing the um the kegs and like putting those big ass stones yeah now that like i i feel
Starting point is 01:02:48 like that's not that cardio now obviously the atlas stones for example right putting them all on the pedestals it's you lift something heavy you walk two steps you lift something heavy you walk two steps it's it's time it's more about what you can lift and how long you can run it was timed though and they were like hustling from one thing to the other throwing those kegs over the high thing it's always seemed really hard to me yeah like i don't know how anybody throws one at all like i i'm like can can i even throw one like like would it even would it just fall out of my hand is that what i feel like it would i feel like i could drop a keg they're empty kegs right uh they have they're not real kegs so like they add weight to them depending on the weight that they're throwing
Starting point is 01:03:31 so like they take a top off of them and then like put plates in until it's the right weight so good gosh so i don't know how the ones that they're throwing were but i know that the ones that they have to like muscle up and put on and like stack they put sand and water in them so that they're like sloshing around and awkward yeah 160 and a half pounds so 160 pounds what could i do with that it's a lot to throw over your head anything with 160 pounds that's that i would want anybody to see it depends on the shape of it right like i could easily throw 160 pound person across my environments carry them oh well well yeah but but like but you couldn't like heave it but i can't like throw that like over this table like something out of a fucking movie like if i if i yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:04:19 no i guess i could i could get it over my head. I think I could spin like a hammer. You know, the hammer throw. But how far would I get it? Three and a half, four feet? And that's so heavy. Like it's going to be pulling you out of any kind of rotation. I feel like it's just likely to throw you as you are it. Yeah, I can't do 160 pounds.
Starting point is 01:04:41 I can't do much with it. I'm back in the gym and in full force now i'm feeling good i'm back up to my old volume but not my old weight good i'm glad for you i know you were anxious not being able to i i i still want you to get some sort of bone density check because while your lifestyle has been rigorous you are breaking a lot of stuff you know i do shit. What if he drinks milk? What if your bone density is low and that's why you keep breaking things?
Starting point is 01:05:12 I think it's because of his lifestyle. But what if it's not? He wouldn't know if he was breaking anything if he was like not motorcycling or flying around or, you know, because you wouldn't encounter that. Fine. I just wanted to... Like, if I broke my arm trying to draw a bow, I need to go to the doctor. I guess what we need to do is Kyle, a person with good bone density, drop him from various places and see how
Starting point is 01:05:38 he holds up. Yes. And then we'd have... I didn't hear your words, Kyle. And then drop you from the same heights. I've already done it. We know. Four bones break. I called Judge. I called Judge in this competition. We need to recreate my greatest hits
Starting point is 01:05:55 and see how you hold up. All-time referee. Called it. Not doing this. Kyle, you need to take some time on your shitty laptop tonight and watch Dune so we can talk about it tomorrow. Yes. I have a TV here with HBO. I saw the review of it and the guy liked it.
Starting point is 01:06:15 He was like the angry drinker, something like that. A YouTube channel. I watched his videos. He said that the characters were not stupid and behaved rationally, which I guess they did. Again, Kyle, I'm careful not to spoil this for you. I don't think I've said anything. Alright, I'll get after it tonight. I'm about to get real fucking high. I went and bought
Starting point is 01:06:33 some dope a few minutes ago. I got an edible candy bar and I got some wax and I got some marijuana. Alright. Yeah. Kyle's investing the Jizz Biz cash in Indiana.
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Starting point is 01:07:24 hours ago. There's so much nonsense behind the counter. There was literally a cum supplement there. Some loser cum supplement that doesn't work, I bet. It was literally like a pill in one of those tear apart pouches. You need nine a day for weeks?
Starting point is 01:07:42 Yeah. Exactly. As a matter of fact, I have to take my nightly dosage now. I do when I eat my dinner after this and take my nightly dose. Get all my good vitamins. I don't want to say exactly how far away from civilization I am, but if I
Starting point is 01:07:58 want gas, it's about, it's more than 30 minutes away. Damn. Oh, I sent you. I sent you a ping in 30 minutes away. Damn. Oh, I sent you, I sent you a ping like, like, like in the,
Starting point is 01:08:07 in WhatsApp. So you can see. Oh, it's all. Okay. All right. Was that a show? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Mm hmm. BKN three.

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