Painkiller Already - PKN 377

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

PKN 377. How are you boys? Very good. It's good to be back home. You're back in the office, as it were. Good to hear your crisp, clear... That's the Kyle voice I know in London. So smooth. It's like velvet covered in caramel. So yeah, it's good to be back home, though.

Velvet covered with caramel is a terrible snack. Oh, you don't want to eat it. It's about being smooth. You want to roll around in it. I'm not a terrible snack. Oh, you don't want to eat it. It's about being smooth. You want to roll around in it. I'm not a snack either. You wouldn't want to eat me. But I'm smooth like velvet covered with caramel.

Something smooth covered with the stickiest substance I thought about. Caramel's smooth though when you eat it. That's true. You got some enthused as shit over this UFCc fight it was a big one a super bowl it was yeah it was a super bowl card and i think it lived up the hype for the most part i will say um a lot of the fights went to decision which is never my preference obviously like finishes 95 of the time are definitive there

are those rare cases where it's like oh oh, you stopped it too early, or oh, come on, my face always falls halfway off when I fight. Don't end it now. That's just how I fight. That's just how I fight. Eventually I was going to start whipping my face at him. So, you know, that happens. But yeah, a lot of fights were the decision.

What was really interesting was to see that Usman and Covington both improved since their last uh outing and that and it's cliche at this point to say but because everybody's saying it but colby would clearly be the champion if there were no kamara uzman because colby is so fucking good and so slick and uh and uh he was really piecing him up there for a while when he was just working his jab and, uh,

and being more quick. And he said in his own interview, you know, he was loading up on punches and, those weren't really working. But when he, when he worked his boxing, it was being more effective.

Um, but it was, mine's the best. Certainly at that weight class. Um, he could probably have another belt if he wanted. He could probably step up and take Izzy's belt. Um, and, but, but he's just, I think what he said was, He could probably have another belt if he wanted. He could probably step up and take Izzy's belt.

But he's just – I think what he said was, I like it better when two Nigerians have two belts than one Nigerian with two belts. He's basically saying, no, I don't want his belt. He can keep it for a while. It seems like this whole thing that Izzy can't wrestle and therefore he'd be susceptible. I don't know, dude. Yoel Romero can wrestle. I don't think he's as strong.

I think it's the strength. You don't think Yoel Romero is as strong as Kamaru? Yoel hasn't shown me that he is strong in a decade. I don't remember the last time Yoel did that Goldberg fucking rush and tumble style where he just bulldozed people. He's got to have some secret crushed vertebrae or something that he doesn't want anybody to know about that have him just barely able to get in the ring. He looks like

the second coming, but in reality, he must be a broken man on the inside because he fights like that. He fights like a coward. I think it's age. Tell him I said so. Yeah. David Diego will fight for the opportunity to take I put my money on Yoel

for that but first they have to get through Woody they're through I call card girl I don't want to be Bruce Buffard. I just want to wear that suit.

Hearing that Usman's the best, and I'm like, ah, that discredits what GSP accomplished. GSP beat like three generations of 170 pounders. He whooped up on everyone, and somehow the 170 pounders that he beat seemed better. What could Usman beat? Masvidal twice? That guy's a fucking paper bag over he's the most overrated fighter in the ufc masadal is a top six guy um but he's not a top three guy and he's not your champ um he's very exciting to watch um you know there's different like positions that's the cool thing about mixed martial arts right in boxing it's like oh yeah

he's the champ are there any other fighters oh there's one guy who might be the champ someday do you know any others no that's it that's it there's the two guys the best and the second best but in this like there's a lot of different ways to be a mixed martial arts fighter you can be that journeyman guy who's like a gatekeeper who's like um i'm trying to think um who it is 155 but just somebody who's always there every year in the top 10 ranked. Maybe they'll get up to fifth or fourth, but then they'll lose to like a top two or three guy. But they're always just right there in the hunt, in the top 10 and anybody who's rising up from the unknown leagues just get

stomped by them. Or you're like, Oh, Oh, well they beat him. Okay. Well maybe, okay.

He can continue on. His thing was that for most of his career, his thing was that for most of his career. Yeahping was that for most of his career. Yeah. So yeah, I thought they were good fights. Did you think Rose won? I fell asleep. I was very tired. Okay. So I thought round two. I know that she won. I didn't read about it. There were three fellers in New York who thought she won won for sure um actually there were two um um the third wasn't quite so hot on her she won

a split decision two judges to three for listeners yeah she won a split decision uh there's no bigger rose fan than me like i was literally afraid to watch the fight i was very nervous um like like i was i was i was a very sweet normal looking person up against professional athletes in a fighting competition girl are you gonna be okay i don't like watching her fight uh because i'm worried about her the same way i would be worried about like a close friend or someone and this is some fucking like like this is the only stranger from the internet i feel like this about like like something about her she impressed herself upon me that she is a such a genuine real person there's so many personas in

tears with the belt getting wrapped in her around her way saying guys just be good people i don't like that doesn't matter i don't like that stuff i could use look i didn't love that either but it did tell me she was very sweet yeah i could use a little crueler rose like yeah that's right chink when she said when she was talking about joanna right she had just beaten joanna i think she won the belt and they were asking her like you know so what do you think you know should we give her like another rematch and she said something like i'm just better than she is and i was like oh i like that rose too she is just better um and um i think it was ch, oh, I like that Rose too. She is just better. And I think it was Chael who made the point that Rose has basically – she's a two-time champ across what are essentially two time periods,

two periods of time in the UFC. Even though it was such a close time, she took the belt in one period of time. She lost it. And then she took the belt back in another sort of segment of MMA. Things have evolved quite a bit. I agree. That girl that she – so what happened was she lost rounds one and three for sure. I don't think anybody in the world disagrees with that.

Round two was very close. And I think that if you've got enough America in your heart, then you could definitely see round two going to Rose. And Rose flipped her in rounds four and five. And round five was her best round. Eureka in your heart, then you could definitely see round two going to Rose, and Rose whooped her in rounds four and five, and round five was her best round. I think there's something to be said about that. You always say, it's okay if you win the first three, but if the last two, they're saving your life when that bell rings, I'm kind of leaning toward that guy as my winner. This other guy gassed himself out

point fighting or something but if we're out in the woods or on the battlefield right now he's exhausted this other guy is minutes away from killing him if there aren't a whole team of individuals here to prevent that from happening and i understand that's not how the rules work right you know you never hear me argue that the eagles would have won if field goals were worth as much as touchdowns. It's true. You know, like I made that up. I have no idea what happened. But yeah, you know, like that would be a dumb argument.

And so is she won rounds four and five and the other one won one, two, three. But yeah, I'm not making an argument. I'm just expressing a feeling. When someone finishes that strong, they feel like they're better at fighting. And it was very similar now, these two fights, to the two that she had with Joanna, wherein she had a very early knockout of Joanna in the first round in their first fight, I believe. Might have been the second. So it must have been a fluke. Must have been a fluke, right? So they do this rematch, and it's almost like she's like,

I wish that she had enough Conor McGregor in her to be like, last time, I'll be honest, I had somewhere to go right after the fight. Fantastic. So I knocked her the fuck out, and I didn't have time to press that, and I had to get over to Applebee's. Chael would have said that. Chael would have told that bold-faced lie. Look, I didn't tell you guys at the time but uh you know there was a birthday cake here whatever i had to get out of here i had to

meet john jones at applebee's and uh but but this time i got plenty of time so i think i'm really gonna rough her up this time and uh yeah i think we'll go i think we'll go the distance how about that like if she like calls that shot and does it because that's what she's done twice in a row now not that she's doing intentionally i'm sure she would have kicked that girl in the head again in the first round and gotten the fuck out of there without a bruise if she could have. But still, the second fight in both instances

takes in the distance and proves that she is the better fighter, I think. I don't know who she fights next. I don't know who she fights next. I'm curious to see who the Chinese girl fights next they were talking about her stepping up and fighting the bullet maybe like like and i love chael's sentiment he's like imagine if she steps up and like takes a couple rounds from the bullet how how that makes rose look now yeah yeah that the max That is the Max Holloway thing. You know,

Max, no, no. Conor McGregor. I said it wrong. Uh, kind of be Max Holloway. He beat a couple of legends on the way up and his run towards the belt was

being, people were accusing him of having sort of an easy tailor made for Connor run to the belt. You know, we fed a Max Holloway. There's one short German guy. I'm trying to remember his name and, and he'd be Dustin Poirier.

Dennis Seaver might've been his name. I don't know. Um, but then you look back and it's like, Holy smokes, Holloway legend. And I think he might be a two time belt winner or two division about what? I'm not sure.

Um, and then Poirier legend, current champion, uh, and then poirier legend current champion uh and then obviously oh aldo jesu yeah so connor's run just looked better once you saw the careers those people had yeah and then honestly like the whole thing of stepping up uh and fighting at 170 against nate um i think made a lot of people like appreciate his toughness and that he wasn't just somebody some guy he was going to go in there and pick away at somebody. He could get in a dogfight.

I don't know. Yeah, five rounds against Nate is hard to do. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that. No, no. I wouldn't want to do that against Rose. Six months of training, you got it. Six months of training, is that all? Yeah, maybe four if you work hard.

Maybe four? Yeah. I could be a week away. It could be today. Let's be honest. I need the gloves, and that's about it. And he can bring an extra pair. Yeah.

I got some motorcycle gloves. If they're cool with that. The only limiting factor is him not being there presently now. Yeah. We can remedy that. That's no problem. Just beat the shit kicked out of you. Just one of the worst beatings of all time.

Just one of those horrible ones. And so began one of the greatest ass whoopings of all time. Where you're just like... You didn't talk about Gaethje. Oh, Gaethje's the man. I was high on gaichi coming in and i'm glad that that things went down like that because i feel like everybody else is like oh yeah that was the guy who was almost champion a few months back like that was the guy that that like

faced off against uh khabib on fight island and we didn't know what was going to happen it was it was i i'm very high on gaethje as a fighter um he is probably my favorite guy who's actually doing it right now in that division um because obviously connor is i don't know what he's poor he is great too but gaethje might be my favorite the guy he beat is it pronounced chandler chandler i say chandler he's great too i love watching that guy fight i love watching that guy on the mic. He's cool, too. He's just not beating the other top five guys.

Yeah, I recognized him after we talked earlier last week, and then I saw him. I was like, oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay. But, yeah, Gaethje's great. I like his fighting style. I think he's more entertaining to watch than Poirier. And Poirier is just like, I have a hard time with these goody two-shoes guys. It's like you don't have to be Jon Jones,

but Jesus, have a fucking personality. Don't make your life's mission to be charities. You and your goddamn helping the community. I'm tired of him raising money for charity. I'm so sick and tired of charities. Do some blow.

Keep the sick kids out of the octagon. I don't care that you're a make a wish selection. Would you kick the kid's ass? The ultimate card. The winner gets dialysis. Cody Garbrandt did that for

years. He would bring this. He had this little kid who was a fan of his. I don't know if it was a make a wish shit or not but he'd bring this he'd bring this chubby little 12 year old who had cancer into the ring with him and like like like let him feel like he was a champion too but we're all just like oh look at the poor sick kid holding the belt what i thought he should have done is after he won a fight he should hold down his opponent and let the kid come in and get a few in. That would be cool. If he holds down. Like a little bully beatdown. Imagine Dominic Cruz

agreeing to go along with that. The kid gets a good one in. That would be hilarious if he threatened that during the build up to the fight. Like, I gotta hold you down and let Brandon kick kick your ass i'm gonna be fighting round three brandon's stepping in for me ain't that right brandon but it's like what the fuck what wait y'all know i have leukemia right this is not a uh fashion choice

i would love fighting out of the blue! Dominic should come right back. You think I can't take Brandon? I'll fuck you. The little thing at the bottom. Leukemia will be the least of his problems. The little plaque at the bottom says what color bandana they're wearing. If he said leukemia would be the least of his problems.

You can tell these competitors are fighting for their life. There's not enough insulin for both of them in the building. When I'm through with you, you're going to wish that bone marrow transplant hadn't came through. Yeah, that would be fun. UFC's great. So, yeah, I enjoyed the card.

Is it still growing really quickly? I know it was growing quickly a couple years ago. It was the fastest growing of the major sports for a long time time if you can call it a major sport i guess i think it's i think the espn thing has done a lot for its popularity i don't know about the bottom line i'd be curious to see that and um i'm hoping that the venom deal is more lucrative too they get a lot of flack for not paying their fighters but it's i keep seeing these up and coming guys who are just like so happy to be there like as as low as the ufc pay might be on the very very bottom end it must be quite a bit compared to what some of these guys are used to because they are so jazzed sometimes when they get in and they win their first fight you know what is the venom thing you mentioned that that's the They get automatic money for wearing clothes.

Okay. I see them win the $50,000 of the night bonus, performance of the night, fight of the night, et cetera. And they're very excited about it. So I'm like, oh, that tells me that 50 grand still matters to them. If you gave Aaron Rodgers a $50,000 bonus, he'd be like, what? Okay. I have to take out my phone, endorse this, and wait for the app to locate it?

Those are the words I'm looking for. You think I'm going to make a special trip to the bank for 50 grand? You know I'm busy. Clap to 10 as fast as you can. Nope, I already made 50 grand. You lose. You lose. Aha.

You're fucked. What I would think it might mean also is, like, getting a fight of the night bonus might almost be like a future check where it's like, boom, I just, now I've got a little bit on my CV, my fighter's CV. Look at, hey, I demand a little higher pay. I got a fight of the night bonus. Who knows if that's how they negotiate, but it seems like they could. They might not mention that, but they might just say, like,

come on, I did a good job last time you know um it's a it's it's an interesting business uh how that works obviously it's more important to be exciting and entertaining than it is to win for sure yeah you're trying to get asses and c's you could you could describe this 50 50 in that real evan tanner used to say that evan tanner was a champ long time before it was super big and uh killed himself i think but um anyway he was like as an amateur coming up you have to win your fights wins get opportunities as a pro it's almost 50 50 you know you want to win your fights but you also want to be entertaining that's where your opportunities come from. It's sunk in with me. Because you can't lose and be entertaining. You gotta do both.

This is a weird way to commit suicide. It said he was going on a solo trip into Imperial County, California desert. He purchased a dirt bike, and on September 3rd, 2008, rode into the desert region west of Palo Verde, California to go camping.

According to his manager, Tanner called that afternoon to say his bike had run out of gas and that he was walking back to camp. This conflicted with a later report that his bike was found at his camp. And so it seems like people should have been more alert about someone taking a solo desert trip who sustained a huge amount of concussions. Undoubtedly. someone taking a solo desert trip who sustained a huge amount of concussions undoubtedly yeah he had um mental health issues for a few years you know i might guess cte but that's just me talking and uh i think he had alcoholism challenges i think that he had you know like depression issues and he was enormously talented he was one of those guys who could like show up at the octagon and beat people who trained and worked much harder but um he just wasn't wired for the job i mean addiction issues depression that it's kind of like hand and glove

with repeated cte yeah isn't it isn't it bizarre that some sports like still don't acknowledge it like does the nfl i know the nhl's official position is that there's no evidence that playing in the nhl leads to brain damage and it's like well this is obviously not true it was only a couple years ago that football was like all right there may be a piddling bit of evidence that running full speed into each other headfirst causes problems but like does the nhl do you think it has all right so obviously players get concussions yeah but i think it's almost the errant like accident that causes it as often as or a headhunt maybe it's certainly not like football where like okay every 45 seconds we're gonna smash our heads into each other on the offensive line kind of deal yeah it depends like so many of those

old guys whose entire job in the 70s and 80s was just to go out there and get in fights so many of those guys killed themselves like in committed suicide later. And they would cite, like, CTE wasn't a term in, like, 1994. But they'd be like, my head! My head's killing me! My whole life post-career, and everybody's saying that it's just genetic. And then, no, it's because I got punched in the head for 930 games. And then they would kill themselves. So, yeah, I imagine football would be would be like the supreme concussion creator but

like i see clean hits of guys like hit into the wall and it's like oh no that guy's not with it and it was only like four years ago that they finally made a rule of like if you get bashed your head into the ice really hard they have to go and like shine a light and make sure you're not actively concussed because they used to just send you back out. So my guess would be that boxing is really high and that football are really high because both of those sports, you can fairly easily get concussed when you're practicing for them.

You only play, what is it, 16 or 17 games a year now in the NFL? And then in college, what is it, 12 or 13 or whatever? And then high school, I don't even remember. But a couple dozen games a year, or a dozen games a year roughly. But it's the practice. They're in practice. In football, in practice, I guarantee people are getting smacked in the head a lot. They're not going full speed most of the time.

But people are getting smacked. You're getting a lot of – I doubt that happens in hockey and other sports like that. I doubt they're going as hard. You aren't hitting people with even half of your strength in a hockey – NHL, a lot of those teams learned it from the Russians in the 60s, 70s, 80s because they had this football mentality, American and Canadian hockey coaches, where it's like, practice like we play. Intense, full- speed hits and like then people

are injured going in whereas the russians they were like look these russians aren't even practicing hard and they like interviewed like russian coaches like what are you stupid retards they must be able to play tomorrow you know remember play this is why we beat all your team 11 nothing because you guys are not the flyers and not Flyers, but they brought knives on the ice. That is like the perfect example of cheatery. You guys championed that point about 40 years ago when you assaulted a bunch of Russians.

We're very proud. It's funny that because it was America versus Russia, no one's like, this is a disgrace to the game. This is cheating. Nobody wants this. They're like like if they had done that against the Boston Bruins, they'd be like, this is a disgrace to our sport. They're not even playing.

But against the Russians are like, yeah, Philly, Russia, all those getting this disgrace to the sport stuff. Checking is part of hockey that watch the game that was not checking that was like there's a three strides rule in the nhl that most even even grimy pieces of shit tend not to run people the entire length of the ice that is that is all that they were doing is trying there would be there would be a guy 35 miles an hour a guy would like forward pass it like a russian guy and four seconds later a hour. A guy would forward pass it, like a Russian guy, and four seconds later, a slow Philly guy would cross-check the defenseman in the back of the neck, who isn't even looking, and then be mad and then look at the ref and be like,

yeah, yeah, what are you, a commie? You're putting me in the box? You're putting me? And then they- He went to the box? What are you complaining about? That's true. Justice served.

So Kyle, did you ever get around to watching Dune or not yet? I haven't watched it yet. No. I guess I'll watch it tonight. I will watch it before Thursday. So maybe I can just talk about it a little bit. I know you guys covered it thoroughly last week. I'm just curious what your thoughts are on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going in, like having not even seen a trailer for it, I think that I'm going to appreciate that they have been pretty cool with the story. And I did hear that they're going to make a sequel. So that tells me that maybe they didn't rush. They didn't try to cram everything into one movie, which is good. And I like a lot of the actors who are in it. So I think I like it.

I have a non-spoiler thing I want to say to you. So Filthy, or better yet, I had a complaint that there were unfolding CGI scenes that took a lot of screen time and kind of bored me. And Filthy saw it in a different and better way. He's like, what they're doing with that is they're teaching you about the universe. This is the tech that this spaceship is. You should know how important this royal family is. And I was like, I should tell that to Kyle so he appreciates it more than I did first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather than have like three minutes of exposition on the whatever wealth of this family,'re showing you the building that's an improvement

it sounds like right away um in the first dune literally begins with a woman's face with a black background and she gives you exposition for several minutes she's just like that and it's a sign of a terrible movie i don't share the hate sometimes like oh yeah yeah spoon feed it to me i'm cool i like um well well-crafted exposition the least well-crafted exposition possible though is the movie begins and someone says it was the year 400 or when they're like walking down the street and it's two boys and it's like, Oh, Sam, you're the best nine-year-old brother that an 11-year-old brother could ask for. And it's like, stop it!

It's the latest in fur! Kyle, I always need your help with the Tom Cruise movie where they replay time again and again to fight these monsters. Oh, live, die, repeat, Edge of Tomorrow. Yes, yes. That opens up with newscasting. You're watching the news, and they're like, so we had a victory or a loss, whatever it is, on this battlefield

with these monsters, and this just happened, and whatever. This is the most obvious exposition ever. You're watching the news to describe this world around you and i was fine with it and yeah there was a lot i needed to know to come up to speed in this there is a lot to get up yeah yeah you're right and it is nice if the first 25 minutes of the movie isn't all right buckle up let me explain everything let me let me let everybody know where

we are now what year it is. This is Jim. I'm going to tell you a little bit more about him. He's an important guy. Just keep your eye on Jim. They don't spend 25 minutes doing that to you, like showing you what the family's normal day is like before day two when shit goes awry. Because if you just start off with a family like

riding a roller coaster through a fucking hurricane on the moon, you're like, shit, must be a crazy day for them. But they're like, maybe not, though. Maybe they do see it every day. Why don't we show the day before where nothing happened? Or there are those movies like Ocean's Eleven where 41 minutes in, I'm like,

stop introducing characters! Stop it! I get it! The Asian guy, you call him the slink or whatever the fuck. He can fit into any box. Is he an acrobat? I do not like those movies. I don't like movies that it seems like the whole point of them is like i don't like heist movies i will say that uh i liked when rick and morty made fun of heist movies i like that episode because it is dumb it was a dumb like craze of movies it's not smart when you can just with a flick of you can just it's the it's those

double and triple and quadruple crosses are interesting when they actually were if they actually were to happen but like you can just flick your pen and make it like oh but i went back to the beginning and i told her that i was coming and they all i hated it i hate it everything you say everything you're saying is right and it's it not smart, and it's not this. But fuck it. I'm a sucker for it. You know, in terms of candy, Smarties are bullshit, right? They're just fucking sugar.

Terrible. Right. Try one. They're delicious. They're not terrible. They're not terrible. I hate them. They're literally sugar.

Remember that? They're sugar. They're what you want. You can put them're literally sugar. Remember that? They're sugar. They're what you want. You can put them in your coffee. I bet it'd be good. But that's what a heist movie is to me. You know what? I want to look down on them, but I have a good time.

That's fair. Yeah, I'm the same with B-horror movies. I know it's bad as I'm watching it, but I love it. I enjoy them. I got in the spirit of Halloween. I watched every 80s horror movie that I had never seen, that I had ever even heard of. Then I went down a rabbit hole.

I watched so many. I watched all those Jamie Lee Curtis movies. I watched Maniac, Maniac Cop. I watched Cujo. I watched Did you like Cujo? Yeah, I like Cujo. I watched When a Stranger Call calls what that's the that's the

classic one where like keeps calling the babysitter and finally the phone rings and and she's like just leave me alone and it's like ma'am this is the police that man we traced the call he's inside the house he's inside the house get out and she's like oh fuck like that one is a better premise than it is a movie i'll say that like like everything i explained happens in like the first 15 minutes of the movie and i don't even know what the other hour and a half was it's because they had a really cool premise and they're like let's just see if this will figure the story out on the way yeah and um like when it's it's it's a pretty interesting beginning because babysitter 18 years old or so um what she's there to look after the

two kids the mother and father greet her at the door they say hey the kids have already been put down to bed you don't even need to worry with them just you know hang out on the couch there's food in the fridge we're gonna be out for the evening um you know we'll be back at 10 whatever and the phone keeps ringing and the stranger's voice just says the same thing. Have you checked the children? Have you checked the children? Why haven't you checked the children? And she thinks this guy's outside, like, watching her through the window. She's getting super freaked out the whole fucking time.

And then finally, like I said at the end, the cop, she's called the police. They're like, don't worry about it. Frank, call her. Is the house locked? Yeah. Well, you're fine. Strangers can't get through locks. And so finally they call her. He's in the house locked yeah well you're fine strangers can't get through locks and so finally they call her he's in the house get out and she gets out and when the police get there the the reason he's been asking her to check on the children is because he killed those children

hours ago right away he ripped them to pieces with his bare hands, they say. Like two tiny children. They say he just tore them apart. Which version did you watch? The old one. The 79 one? Yeah. I mean, I remember watching that many, many years ago and liking it because it was just so right in that B-horror.

It's not good. There's one called Sleepover Massacre. Sleepaway Camp. I saw Sleepaway Camp 2, actually, as well, I should say. Not Sleepaway Camp 2, which actually exists. I watched Sleepaway Camp. That's the one with the famous penis reveal. But I also watched Sleepover Massacre. And in that

one, the bad guy doesn't even wear a mask. He's just a crazy guy. And you see his face a lot, you're going to love his weapon. It's an enormous power drill. Like it's one of those two-handed power drills. The Slumber Party Massacre.

And the bit on it, it's like one of those bits they use to drill into bank vaults in heist movies. You know what I mean? Where they're setting up that whole mechanism. This is wildly unwieldy for a weapon. It's like three and a half feet long

and he just comes upon women and just fucking drills them. There's one part where they answer the door for the pizza man. Tell me more about the part where he comes upon them. He comes them is he a customer um no no no no no no no no money was exchanged he just comes upon there's a lock and load customer fair no he's drilling him he's drilling with the with the giant drill uh get it he's drilling him he comes on him

it's pretty wild yeah um i watched a bunch of them i don't even know how many it's it's what i've been doing the last two weeks. It's almost all I've been watching. That and documentaries about 80s horror, which is where I find the 80s horror movies to watch. And of course, I watched all the classics. As much of them as you want. Nobody watches

Halloween 3. This is for free on YouTube. The Slumber Party Massacre. Get after it, boys! There you go. Oh, they're sneaking a little nudity in here in this free movie. Surprising on YouTube, but not surprising for 80s horror.

That was half the point. Yeah. I mean, that's part of the good part about it, right? People get naked and you're like, alright, it's about to get real. No one comes in 80s horror movies. Yeah, you have a very classic formula.

So Romero came up with a formula for zombies, right? Living, dead, reanimated by name a thing. Shoot them in the head, they die, they rot, they stink, they move slow, all that stuff. They bite you, you're infected, soon you'll change. Romero just invented that. That was never a thing before. Tolkien invented elves

and everybody else was like, oh yes, and then the elves. They just copied it. That's what he did for zombies. Romero invented zombies. I lost my train of thought. Go back one more. What was I talking about before, Romero? We were talking about the formula for boobs. Oh, yeah. You got the

jock, the stoner the slut oh yeah and your final nerd your final girl is your virgin um anyone who has sex has to die um which was interesting that that is true except in scream which is the whole point because it's a horror movie um the whole point is that she she fucks right at the end with 20 minutes to go and then she wins. She kills everybody. It's Wes Craven doing some real meta shit right there and Scream Scream's great. But yeah, you've got that formula.

Everybody's getting naked except for your final girl. I can't think of any examples of a final girl getting naked ever. I could be wrong about that. I'd be interested to see. Yeah, I think you're probably right. And Jamie Lee Curtis is the perfect final girl. She's fucking smoking hot.

Just giant titties. She had that part on Locke in those B-horror movies. Always the final girl. She did four. If she was in it, you're like, okay, I could just fast forward. I know who's dying. Jock guy, always dead. I think Jamie Lee did Prom

Night. She did some kind of a train horror movie where like murders are happening on a train and she's there and uh halloween's one and two oh forget that she did a bunch of halloween she did h2o and she did the newest two um she's done a bunch of halloweens and i think there might have been another one so it was like halloween um prom night and that train movie and i think there was a fourth like horror movie she did back then but yeah good shit i've been watching some horror movies as well i the scariest thing going on right now though is the amount of candy i ate last week just a like my wife bought so much and i was even like stop buying candy and she's like you don't have to eat it and i'm like i will i'm to eat it if it's here. What kind of candy?

Reese's, Snickers. Reese's and Snickers. Minis? No, just those bags that have the individually wrapped cups. This is for Halloween. Those are minis. For Halloween. Oh, the whole cups.

The whole cups. The whole cups, but single packs. I'm sure they intended to put them. They were just preparing in case six or seven hundred halloween trick-or-treaters came around i kept telling her that and like even as trick-or-treaters were coming i had a couple people over me hanging out and they would come up and like i was like just take multiple handfuls and like at least one dad was like that's a lot when his like like his 11 year old grabbed it and i'm like no just trust

me just big handfuls everyone i want to run out you know and by the end of the night it's like clearly it's 11 30 no more trick-or-treaters have come for hours and i've got 11 000 calories of chocolate just sitting there and so like just like little little in passing just all the time just oh don't mind if i do oh well i would like one of the i like i think it was like you know what i need something on the other side of that bowl of candy i was i woke up in the middle of the night you know what a bowl was i woke up in the middle of the night and walked to the the kitchen to get a glass of water and like on autopilot i like went back and then just like put my glass down on the kitchen table where we had like the decorative bowl with all the candy and i just like started eating candy

in the middle of the night and like i heard my wife when i woke up with my crinkling i suppose she was like taylor come to bed stop eating suppose. She was like, Taylor, come to bed. Stop eating candy. And I was like, I'm not eating candy. I can smell it. Then I like lie about it for no, I'm not even eating candy. You've been eating it like such an animal. She can smell it.

There's the smell of melted chocolate floor. Oh, and it's it's you know the peanut butter and the Reese's peanut butter has got to be one of the strongest smells ever you're not hiding I it'd be easier for me to drink like like eight shots of vodka and hide it than to eat like four Reese's and then hide it yeah man that was good but it's all the candy's gone now thankfully there's just the the reject bag of candy which is like just in case we ran out which was like Tootsie Rolls what did uh bullshit stuff I ate all of it

that's what I wanted I didn't I remember even being surprised like reaching into the Reese's I ate I did I ate all of it and so I've been good the last it's really your wife's fault she bought all of it I told. I told my wife

that she is responsible for the physiques in this house. We only eat the things you bring in. Therefore, you're responsible if we're all fat or skinny. It's up to you. And she said that we determine what we eat. Bitch.

We determine? No, don't you put this evil on me this is your responsibility because i'm a child if you put a ball of candy on the table i'm gonna eat it those are the rules you're the one who put the ball of candy there yeah and it's like candy is not even my vice whatsoever i i never got to buy candy but like just seeing it there and then if i like tell her she's like i'm going to the store you need any snacks i'm like no i don't need anything she just just yesterday she almost got me she's like you want me to get you one of those bags of of cheese sticks that you like so much and i was like no don't buy me the that 1200 calorie bag

of cheese sticks because it's so easy to power through those don't get me anything and then like that evening comes around and i like go open the pantry for a snack and i'm like there's nothing but fucking popcorn in here i know i'm not saying that at her i'm like mad at myself but i'm also happy that i didn't put it in said it to her she was the reason you bitch not even any fake butter on this popcorn i've've evolved a little. I, I will make healthy choices if healthy choices are available. So like, you know, if there's chicken breast in the fridge,

I'll eat that as a snack. I'll eat a fruit like tropical fruit is a snack. That's a go-to for me. But if those are missing and all we have is chips and salsa, what's a man to do? First of all, I load up on some chips and salsa first of all i love chips and salsa and i tried i i did so i did so many diet hacks and i still do but like i

haven't yet figured out a way to duplicate the tortilla chip in a way that makes me happy i have tried so many things to like come up with a tortilla chip replacement to dip into salsa because i tried celery i was like maybe if i dip celery as the you know basically salsa shovel that the chip is that's not good just a wetter piece of celery first of all so first of all i don't care for the taste of celery at all i'd rather have carrots and i don't care for the taste of carrots um i think maybe I think I did some stuff with zucchini at one point to try to make

something to dip with. I did kale chips. A pepper, baby. A pepper? Just toss it. I mean, we could give it a shot. I could eat raw bell peppers. They're pretty tasty. But I don't know. You spoil yourself with eating raw bell peppers. They're pretty tasty, but I don't know. You spoil yourself

with eating raw bell peppers. I enjoy them is what I'm saying. Whenever I chop some up for a thing, if there's pieces left, I'm over there nibbling on the top of the pepper and stuff like that. I always eat those. He makes this thing with tuna, cheese, and something else, and the pepper is the vessel

in which it's served. It's pretty good. I don't eat it anymore. Oh yeah, stuffed peppers yeah i've done that a lot see that's that's what i had wings on when he was doing his little diet at my house because um i knew a lot less about diet than i did than i do now but kind of my idea was um low carbs high protein and lots of vegetables which is kind of similar to what i do now when i'm trying to lose weight. So, um, I just had, I would stuff bell peppers with grilled chicken, low fat cheese. And, uh, I don't know if he was getting rice or not. There might've been some rice in there or maybe beans or something. And, uh, he was eating the fuck out of those. And I was too. They were tasty. I like stuffed peppers. One of my diet hacks is the baked potato.

It's not in itself a huge diet hack. It has calories in it. It's just carbs. But as far as carb to how satiated it makes me, like curing hunger, it is hard to be... If I have a baked potato, I finish that meal fed and content,

and I'm not looking for more food right away so that's what's for dinner tonight i am a potato i have two steaks in the fridge i don't know which one i'm gonna go to but i've got two fancy steaks one of them is um a strip steak and the other i think is either a ribeye or some sort of like fancy sirloin that they some weird cut up sirloin are you doing weird cut of sirloin are you doing anything with it like making a meal out of it or yeah i'm gonna yeah i just have it i mean i'm gonna grill it um i'm gonna put it on the charcoal grill i think uh and i'm going to do a baked potato with some low-fat cheese which low fat not low fat no fat no fat shredded cheese looks like plastic it looks like shredded plastic

and it feels like it too when you like pick it up and like let it run through your fingers you're like that ain't food that's even material it melts you have to melt it to eat it this sounds disgusting i mean i have to you could eat it not melted it's not it's not actual packing material is it like way way lower calories yeah yeah have you It's not actual packing material. Is it like way, way lower calories? Yeah. Have you guys ever eaten the packing material? I think they call it popcorn or the little puppy things. The packing peanuts? Yeah, they make packing peanuts out of rice sometimes and you can eat it.

Do you just take that gamble? That it's one of the rice ones? Who knows what this is? Rub them again! You can feel the difference. It's pretty clear. Oh, no. This one's foam. It's not rice. Never trust the pink ones.

The rice ones really melt underwater. When you put it in your mouth, it dissolves and there's just nothing left to it. Interesting. Do we have that much surplus rice? I think it's about the environment. The styrofoam ones stay with us i don't know we should just use leaves

one of those one of those fucking places in colorado sent me a paper straw the other day and and i i i was so upset those are not the answer all right paper straws are not the answer to the plastic straw problem and by the way just so we're all clear plastic straws are not the problem with the environment there is no problem with plastic it was such like a funny thing we're like although i think i think bp literally came up with the term personal carbon footprint they're like hey we can shift the onus of our bullshit and make people guilt each other about straw use and minutia. They're like,

but are people dumb enough to fall for it? Oh, yes. So I, I would be interested in knowing if, because I always hear straws like by weight or nothing, but I wonder if they matter. It seems,

you know what else by weight is nothing. The six pack holders, but then you see them wrapped around tortoises and shit and it's like all right so maybe like that is like worse per capita worse per gram than other types of plastic and shit i don't know sweep the ocean clean i will say like the improvement to suffering ratio should be something that we care about switching to led light bulbs there's no suffering at all in there. As a matter of fact, oftentimes

they're an upgrade from a compact fluorescent. I prefer them. Yeah, I do too. It's better and longer lasting. It's great. It's a win. Paper straws though, look. What about pasta? If we make them out of pasta.

I haven't tried that. I know that people do it. Seems like a waste of pasta. See, the problem is I don't like how it sticks to my mouth. You can eat your straw afterwards. We all hate uncooked pasta. We all hate how it sticks to our mouth, though, right? The paper straw?

The paper one? Yeah. And it puts your drinking on the clock. Because if you just leave it in your cup of water and you want like that cup of water to last you your whole meal by the last part of it it's like begun to gummify at least in my experience i'm not worried about that i just don't like the way it feels in my mouth that's what she said my issue was my issue was different it was um i felt like it was starting to lose structural integrity like it could bend now and it it's just getting to be a little more wet paper than it started. My first

paper straw experience was the year 2013 at Ted... He's opening this movie with exposition. I want everyone to know. Ted Turner. I was 22 years old.

I think I was 27 right yeah 27 something somewhere there ted ted turner has a restaurant in atlanta you know the famous billionaire who owns who invented cnn and tbs um and buffaloes apparently um but at his restaurant they only serve i don't know that only they probably have some other shit but the main thing they serve is bison because he owns i don't know the world supply or some shit like he owns this huge amount of land out west full of bison um and i just remember that paper straw i'm just being like no thank you ever no i don't care if like half i don't care if the world ends i'm not using a paper straw plastic straw is the way to go and then i see those metal straws and those metal

straws look so am i the one that feels like they look dangerous? Yeah, you have to be careful how hard you're drinking. You could... Stick with me here. Stick with me here. Look, I get it. Maybe you've never had a straw-involved incident. I haven't. Because they don't happen.

It is rare. But I don't know. It's just like you're going to put this sharp piece of metal on the table, and I'm going to put it in my mouth and put my head down on it or something like that. I just feel like what I start picturing is those birthday parties where somebody slams the kid's head in the cake as a joke, and they end up with a fucking concussion. You want to see me make a metal straw disappear?

I'm afraid somebody's going to accidentally make a metal straw disappear. We're in the middle of Chuck E. Cheese! I'm afraid I'm going to be taking a sip of my Fanta and somebody's going to hit me in the back of the head and I'm going to be skewered. But I assume metal straws are meant to be reused. How well are they being cleaned? You've got this bristle thing.

You run through them. Oh, nobody's doing that. So now you need to spend the resources to a special bristle? Let me tell you a gross story. So my water bottle. I've been drinking these Diet Cokes for a while, but I used to drink out of my water bottle. That my water bottle you i i've i've been drinking these diet cokes for a while but like i used to drink out of my water but that exact water bottle okay so when you take the top off of that it's got a straw attached to the bottom of that lid i didn't wash my water bottle

for so long because i would just refill it yeah i was just like like like it it was a 24 hour thing it was like um they used to do that but in the olden days with soup yeah i can't remember what they called it stew or whatever it was yeah yeah it was just this never-ending pot of stew and you just kept adding more stuff to it and eating out of it like it would just always be boiling all the on the cauldron at the camp or whatever that's what i did with my water bottle it was just always getting fresh um you know full of ice and water and but the straw had formed like mold or something on the inside. So now I do use my bristly thing and I run it through there

and clean it out really well. It takes two minutes, but nobody wants to do that shit. Yeah. Yeah, that is annoying. Dishwasher won't clean it properly though. I got rid of the straw out of it. I just tip it with the little opener now. It's a lot easier.

See, my previous water bottle, I had to tip all the way up. I didn't care for it. I like being able to just use it like a straw. As long as it still has this little mini straw for when you're pouring it. I like that little hook it's got there at the end. That hooks perfectly. So all of my machines at the gym have a cup holder on them, which is nice. But then the cup holder has this thing that sticks out like that to hold

water bottles onto. It's so nice. That's very handy. Yeah. I take up two cup holders. One of them gets my workout papers, my little book. It fits right in the cup holder. On the right, I got my drink hanging there. Then I can do my shit.

I've got everything there. It's great. I use fitocracy. It's a website and a mobile app to track your workouts. And it's just for me so much better than paper. So there's an, you can have notes on every workout. So, you know,

I'll remind myself like clench your butt cheeks on your overhead press. It's a, something I can forget to do or, the positions of the incline bench, like, oh, this goes at 30 degrees. This goes at whatever. And, uh, if you have paper, like there's not space to write yourself extra notes on there. It's more challenging to look up like your PRS and, and then I have a YouTuber showing me proper form.

If it's a new exercise, like it's, I like photography. I don't know why it's not more popular. No, I like the sound of that. I don't know. There's something about when I'm there and I'm doing stuff, I don't want to flip through my phone to get a thing. It's like whenever I want to get a thing, it's always so much nicer to have a dedicated

like, oh yeah, here it is. Here's the thing right here. This thing right here, it does nothing but that. We've got that thing now. But if I've got my phone, I'd be like, oh yeah here's here it is yeah here's the thing right here this this thing right here it does nothing but that we've got that thing now but if i've got my phone i'd be like oh yeah snapchat huh what's going on with you like i don't know i'm worried about that getting a little distracted and i've just got this book like in my car yeah i do and what i do when i run out of space though we just flip page over we just do all right this is push day one now and we just we like like things almost full. I prefer physically writing it out also.

I just, something about it. And I'll write those notes like you just described. Like I'll, like I'll take a line and I'll draw it from the specific exercise.

Even if I've got to go like way up into the margins and then draw a bubble and write in that bubble, this is no good. This is no good. You're hurting your shoulder. Or this felt light.

You know, or this felt heavy. Usually you just need like a little plus or a little minus. Or if I was able to finish all of them but I wasn't confident in it,

I'll put like a little squiggly. Like, you know, it wasn't a full-on plus. I'm not adding that. Maybe I'll see how I'm feeling. That means like I'll see how I'm feeling

next time I'm around them. Most of the time I get by with one of two things. Either a plus, which means add more weight, or nothing at all. Because it's rare that I fail. Fail means nothing at all anyway. A real fail is, and I rarely do them, an F, is when either I've lost strength, because

that happened when I was cutting weight. I was like, now I can't do that amount of weight. Oh, yeah, that's right. I eat 2,300 calories a day now. Like, yeah, I've lost some muscle mass over the last six weeks. But part of it was – I lost my train of thought again. You were talking about the plus minus system not failing. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's rare that I have to put an F there for failure. That's when I've actually lost strength. But if I just leave it alone, I don't write anything, next week I'm just like, yeah, the number that's rare that I have to put an F there for failure. That's when I've actually lost strength. But if I just leave it alone, I don't write anything. Next week, I'm just like, yeah, the number that's there, that's what I do. I wish I had a shorthand way instead of like going into the notes section and writing something for me to look at. Because usually I target between 8 and 12 reps on almost every exercise. And if I do like 12, 12, 12 for three sets or whatever, four or five, then that's an indicator that it's time to increase weight because I'm hitting 12 all over the place. I should be getting like 12, 12, eight or something.

That means I'm right in my sweet spot. But sometimes 12, 12, 12 can mean a different thing. Did you hurry through it and have no time under tension just to hit 12? A note would help me remember that it's not time to go up it's time to increase quality yeah yeah it's all useful yeah there's definitely exercises that that i do less weight than i could do because it's like yeah but we want some good form here like i think that's the way to go and also like man i'm so afraid of like a real injury like like sprains and bruises contusions fucking drop a plate i'd rather drop a plate on my foot and break the bones in my foot than like tear a peck or tear a bicep oh yeah horrible like for those

who are listening that shit ain't ever gonna be right And it can happen doing what we're doing. Cause we're, we're moving around a decent amount of weight. Like, yeah, sometimes they look 90, 95% as good as they used to. Sometimes they don't at all. I, I'm trying to think who's the UFC fighter with a torn bicep or something.

And he looked awful. It doesn't look right. He wasn't the UFC guy. He's the, uh, Eddie Hall. That's his name. The,

the power, like the, the strong man who's's gonna like box the mountain or whatever he like tore his bicep and he was doing like flexing to show like oh i can't compete like in some video like i can't do that and like it was like his muscle insertion was like four inches below where his his delt started like it like you could see like oh that amount is not supposed to be balled up in that weird knot it seems like they're as strong or nearly as strong too like it's just cosmetic but keep in mind cosmetics the whole purpose of this yeah that's why i'm here you know i i would be terrified about my paragliding weekend on the main show because something cool happened.

But I have found that being stronger has helped with my flying. Things that like like is basically a tricep push down. Sometimes you have to do. And previously I would have to like cheat, maybe get up high to get better lever, whatever. Now I have enough strength that i have like precision with that amount of tension whereas before i had like you know momentum and struggle like are you doing them the way you just like uh like like are you doing single-handed ones out back yeah uh i'm talking about flying so you pull the brakes oh in this part of the pool i'm very strong i'm still

back on working out i'm like oh yeah i i thought i invented those you thought you invented the one arm tricep push down in this part i'm very strong um as everybody is right you can do pull-ups and shit like that but you get weaker when you have to pull the brake farther and now i still have like enough strength to do this with precision, whereas I didn't before. I'm not sure if I'm describing this. That's functional. That's the definition of functional strength, right?

I thought I didn't care about strength at all. I was like, dude, I'm great at carrying the groceries and that's all the strength I need. But it turned out it's good to have a little extra sometimes. Yeah. If you do things, that's what we've always said, right? Like if you do things that it can help you out in. And I mean, there's obviously a few careers where it's like oh you're gonna need some functional strength there buddy but uh but then there's you know lots of sports where it's like do you have a hard time pulling yourself into the

boat soaking wet might want to get a little bit stronger before we take up whitewater rafting like you should be able to pop yourself back into your soaker here soaking wet yeah if you're one of those people who can't like do that. I mean that, that, that's a, that's a good example. I don't know.

There's lots of them, but, uh, but yeah, it's, it's nice to be a little bit stronger when you're moving things around. I never lift anything heavy in real life. Like,

like art and day to day life. Other than things you're making yourself do. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like the trash, the trash I think is it.

Um, I moved some furniture last week did you um just little stuff just rearranging helping people oh and then and then when i was at that house last week i was like moving tables and chairs like up and down stairs i was that chair i was sitting in weighed probably about 100 pounds and i i don't know i picked that up and went up and down a couple flights of stairs i think i aged out of helping people move right like when you're 51 no one's moving anymore all their kids are like in high school and they're kind of set uh like no one comes to me for moving help and really you should have the means to hire

someone for this that's how i feel i've my last so many moves i have like like my my parents or whoever was with me would be like, hey, just call your friends, text your friends and see if they want to do it and say you'll like buy them beer or something. And I'm like, I would be the biggest hypocrite alive if I did that, because you know how upset I get when I get invited to help someone move. And I just they're like have a blood light. And it's like, you you bitch like i just carried your armoire while you like instructed me and the other strong guy to maneuver it around and then at the end it's like heineken pats on our back like we all lifted it together like man i've just had a bad taste since i helped that one piece of shit guy move the first day i met him and he was totally unhelpful at the behest of another friend of mine so yeah that guy that guy was a piece of shit so this i know you're gonna watch dune and that's

your part of your homework homework i don't want to i purposely didn't bring it up like during this because i know i want to talk about it because it's very big news so you guys need to watch all the videos you can find surrounding this astroworld Travis Scott thing. It is insane. I had no idea who Travis Scott was, but apparently he encourages lots of this rage culture and all this wild

shit at concerts. Try and find the video. He made a statement where he's psychotically having trouble even pretending to empathize with people who just died at his show. And they're like, oh, it's so sad. We did not. His girlfriend, Kardashian or whatever, is like, we had no idea that anything was happening until after the show.

It's so horrible. There's a clip of him on a cherry picker so like not even on the stage cherry picker like singing in the middle of the show staring staring right down at someone whose dead body is being carried off and he keeps singing oh i saw one better i saw one where the camera is down low and you're watching someone maybe get cpr like a dying person and then it pans up to travis scott doing the robot yeah and it wasn't just one person getting cpr there there was like a like one of those like crowd collapses where everybody's suffocating and like there's there's uh there was one clip of like him watching an ambulance drive

out like like one of those golf cart ambulances they have at concerts to like try and get someone and he's like ignoring it not drawing attention to it his fans are like jumping up and down on it while like the medic driver's like get off we're trying to get this person save this person's life and they're jumping around and he even like at one point is like people are like screaming there's a clip of this woman who got up on the stage and is like stop the show people are dying out here and like the camera guy just looks at her and looks back there's like other people yelling to stop and at one point he just goes like yeah oh fuck this i want to feel the ground shake and then like and it's like people are are dead

and so yeah you need to watch as many videos surrounding this as possible like yeah he did it's so obvious he knew people were being hurt and he just didn't be like all right we'll stack the dead bodies up here let's go and all like the and it's like people everyone who doesn't impromptu let the bodies hit the floor and it was like like people are like his like defenders i guess which there are not many are like oh this is ridiculous he he didn't even know he didn't know and then there's thousands literally thousands of clips of like hey here's this other rapper who saw one guy who tripped stops the show that guy get him up or like dave grohl that guy adele hey watch that everybody stop stop stop stop and it's like this is such a

standard thing for artists and like he was at a cherry picker, like watching, watching these collapses in the crap. Find the clip of him in the cherry picker singing. Yeah. Into the mic through auto tune as this guy who's dead with both of his legs shattered from being crossed as being carried out by people. It's it is like it's dark. It is grim. All right. Anyway, that's a good topic to kick off for with PKA. Let's wrap it up.

I gotta get started on dinner. It is late. PKN 377.