Painkiller Already - PKN 378

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

pkn 378 just kyle and i because woody is on his deathbed so we're i'd love to promise you i'd love to tell you things are going to be back to normal tomorrow for pka it this is the sickest i've ever heard him in our yeah yeah he never he sat there on shows looking miserable as shit. Like yeah, he literally in the text, he was like, I mean, if you guys want me to sit there and watch,

I'll do it. And it's like, no, take a fucking nap. But yeah, Woody might die. So we need to really be thinking about if we want to just do this, the two of us or bring in a third.

I think a third, you know, I think we definitely want a third? I think a third. I think we definitely want a third. Someone we can make fun of. That's good. Someone we can make fun of. Someone who can roll with the jokes. So I think it's obvious that it has to be Jordan Jordan. It has to be the Conway Conman. Not only does he roll, but he's easy to pick on. It's perfect. That is true. that would be quite like the shamalan twist to the pka story arc woody dies and we go all right wings you can you can

come on back full circle full circle all sins forgiven yeah yeah now maybe we'd pick somebody who was more like woody like you know more of a another paramotorist yeah another paramotorist we'll pick from the three that exist that guy with no scalp yeah that guy with no scalp dude i'd pick on him all the time he seems like he's got no fucking sense of humor he'd fucking have a he'd melt he'd melt down um yeah so no woody today uh hopefully tomorrow um he did seem very ill so fingers crossed yeah. I thought he was on pills the whole time. When he was texting us being like, oh, I got

an antibiotic shot to feel better. I was like, oh, he got that and the pills? He should be feeling better, but no. Apparently, he had to go get more pills. Yeah, he had to go back. I think he's had a shot and pills and a bunch of other nonsense, but it's pretty bad, I guess.

We'll get him back, maybe. And if not, we'll replace him with Drifter. Yeah, replace the natural third person in the show. Yeah, yeah. I'd like an actual crazy person on the show. Could we do that? Well, Drifter is available. Yes, yes, yes, we can.

But who's going to tell him that all of those delusions aren't real? Oh, we will every fucking week. Oh no, you'll reinforce the delusions. I'll tear them down. And we'll just spend every week trying to build him closer and closer to a complete break. No, that sounds real. I experienced something similar to that. You're not crazy. You tell him that the blue Hondas really are following him,

and I'll keep going on about how that's nonsense and he's an idiot. And we'll just keep that narrative going for like three to six weeks. Meaningless corrections. Yeah, three to six weeks. He's insane. Yeah. This idiot thinks that blue Hondas are chasing. You'll find posts like that on the gang stalking.

I'd rent a blue Honda and follow him around. This guy thinks that blue Hondas are chasing him around. This guy's not one of us everyone knows it's red trucks oh my god and it's like come come on man like that just has to be somebody fucking around it doesn't have to be uh my although my honest my honest opinion all jokes aside about anything this ridiculous is that you've got like a core group of people who keeps the joke going because it is a joke to them and then you've got like this small sort of like perimeter group who are like maybe maybe that is real i'll look back into that and then you've got a couple of crazy

people who like will latch on to anything but those are always the first people like join the cult you ever think about that like it's easy you could be drawn into a cult with a hundred thousand members you're like god sure it can't all be wrong they can't all be fucking wrong i mean you and i were both drawn into cults with around 800 million users yeah you know like when there's that many people involved it's like they can't all be wrong they've got fucking tax to tax deductions and they got billboards and commercials and shit they're on tv you know and it's you get hooked but like if you're that first guy who the crazy man is just like yo man i've got i've got all the answers and it's like i don't know man you you don't even have pants um i don't think you have any answers for me um you don't have pants um but then like that it happens though it's just like a yellowstone

the other day the guy was like imagine the first guy to ever ride a horse i hate that i wouldn't want to meet that man that's a bad motherfucker imagine if we ride it you're crazy and kevin costa's like crazy kevin costa had a good line he was like i'm not worried about the first man to ride one what scares me is the second because he saw what happened to the not worried about the first man to ride one. What scares me is the second. Because he saw what happened to the first guy, and he still wanted to ride a horse. That's a good call. That's how a lot of sports go, I'm sure.

I understand what you're saying with the first person in the cult being a bit of a dummy. But I could also see it the other way, where it's like if you're going to get in on a cult it's kind of like a multi-level marketing company like amway like if you are the guy who's whose friends is starts amway you know like they go door to door and they sell stuff and they have multi-level marketing parties if that's your friend and he goes this is going to be big it's like wait you mean i'm going to be on the top of this scheme oh so i don't have to pretend to care about the tupperware or the whatever we're oh i'm in i'm in like and at that point in the business like uh i was reading about these mlm companies recently getting really interested and it's funny that like it's apparently the same core group of people at the top who incestuously find their way around to everything and so it's like like the the core

head people who made tens of millions off of amway they'll randomly just resign and then start like a therapeutic oils company yeah and then they're the top there and they'll leave that and then they'll be the top people at tupperware whatever order it is and so it's like oh no it really is like a bunch of people who found their scheme getting rich over and over and over and over again yeah yeah at the expense of people like losing their livelihood getting rich over and over and over and over again yeah yeah at the expense of people like losing their livelihood it's a very shitty business we got to work on that one man that's a good scheme i mean it's a very good scheme because like literally the only reason those things are around is because what the uh federal trade commission was like

pyramid schemes are illegal and they're like but is it a pyramid scheme if we're also selling fucking wallets and they're like i got time cards you don't even know i guess it's not and so like it's yeah it's just anything revolving around the cheapest product you can get and then just have i don't get it yeah i don't get it how people how people are like dumb enough because i remember when i was 19 and i was looking um for the first job out here in Atlanta, how many of those schemes I bumped into. I mean, how many I rubbed shoulders with looking for a legitimate source for

getting the door at one of these places out here. And there were so many. And every time I'd see one, I'd be like, bullshit. I'm 19. I'm 19. I'm just like, no, you're not. Why would you pay me $18 an hour? You don't know me.

Yeah. Like, believe me when I tell you I'm not worth $18 an hour to learn how to do something at your, at your place. Like, like you're lying to me. And they're like not telling you that like, well, it's 18 an hour if you're successful as the most successful person, but you have to, you know, buy our starter kit for $400 and then resell it. Yeah, you got to buy the starter kit or some nonsense. And like guys who sell cars are amongst that same sort of get rich quick kind of group of guys. A lot of people who are like new to car sales, even though they're in their 30s and 40s and 50s, it's like, oh,

the last thing didn't work out. And you're trying to find something that you can step right in the door to do that will make the same amount of income as a career. And car sales can do that. It's just that you have to be talented and you have to put time in. And those aren't fun things to do. But like you can step right in the door and make that make that 15 grand a month that you were making up the road at whatever firm you're working at. But like, just know, like you're going to be working on alongside a 19 year old who likes to steal your office chair and uh and our coffee sucks like like that's that's that's the workplace environment but those guys were often like prone to like

have some sort of like telephone card bullshit going on or something like that because a lot of them were foreigners anyway so So they were really like, like I'm calling back home for like 8 cents an hour or something. And I'm just like, I don't know, man, I didn't know phone calls cost money anymore. Yeah.

I don't know. That was generations ago. Yeah. I didn't know phone calls still cost money, man. Like, like my, my phone just does it all.

It seems like the way those MLMs survive is like, cause I saw this happen with my mom when like i was little like she never got into one but like she would have friends i didn't get it at the time i'm like six but they'd come over with like their fucking juice plus pills and then it'd be yeah it is and then the the woman would be like well you need to buy this my mom would be like okay well i mean our kids go to school together and we're friends i guess i'll buy the and then like eventually that person doing the guilting runs out of people to guilt and then immediate social circle then they have to buy more and now they're in the hole anyway and it's like oh so now the consumer is just the person buying it from the company is the consumer like there's they don't

give two fucks if they resell it because it doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a little bit like those money drives we would have in school where they would send us home with those big boxes of M&Ms and Snickers. And it's like, you just sent an eight-year-old home with 25 candy bars and told him, bring me $25 back or else. Just absolutely extortion i'm sitting at my house with 25 fucking of my favorite because you pick your favorite they're like which one do you want reasons yeah exactly they don't assign you fucking a big box of skittles and starbursts that you're never going to touch i'm not anyway i don't eat that shit yeah but they give me like

i'm like oh well i like peanut m&ms and re-season and snickers all right that's all you get then well it's gonna be hard for me to resist this enjoy oh you're responsible yeah if you eat it you're responsible so it would sit on our kitchen table and every now and then like one of us would go in there and like pick out a piece of candy and drop in four quarters and walk away and that is how i sold my 25 candy bars my family just got a little chubbier that month i just brought in you know 12 500 calories or whatever 25 fucking candy bars are sugar that month yeah i i think one day we set up outside of like the local grocery store like a little table and it's like hey you want to buy some candy they're selling right inside

the door and and i guess people did because it's a tight-knit community but yeah the the multi-level marketing thing is always a scam those of you out there listening believe me anything that's too good to be true is almost always too good to be true especially if a job ever wants you to put a down payment or buy a product from them it is a scam like. Like something else I found, like, so it's even more insidious. I was reading about some of these companies. So you imagine that they're like, oh, so Susie bought into Tupperware. And so she spent $250 on her monthly Tupperware kit

so she could be a Tupperware sales associate. And I was like, oh, that's pretty dirty. I didn't realize that a lot of these companies, they have monthly quotas that you need to purchase from them in order to keep your associate tag. And so it's like now every month, she's got to spend $300 more on Tupperware.

That's why online you'll see people who are like, I finally got out of fucking Tupperware. I finally got out of Amway. Anybody want this stuff? And it's a garage full, like tens of thousands of dollars. I got to check eBay. Because I do like tupperware like i store leftovers a lot yeah i mean i gotta get on ebay and see if there's like some poor lady who's just like please just

take it just take it it'll probably be a husband please just take some of this tupperware i haven't seen my basement in a year that's going to happen somewhere no i like tupperware. I haven't seen my basement in a year. That's going to happen somewhere. No, I like Tupperware. I usually get that, like, I can't think of the brand. It's the glass with the rubber tops. Pyrex. That's what I heard. Pyrex. Yeah, let's play that rap song set. Pyrex dishes in the motherfucking kitchen. Is that a brand?

Yeah, because he's making crack. Yeah, because he's making crack in the big Pyrex dishes. He's like, Pyrex dishes in the motherfucking kitchen. Word around town, Mr. Big got them chickens. I don't know exactly what a chicken is, but I think He's like Pyrex dishes in the kitchen. Word around town. Mr. Big got them chickens. I don't know exactly what a chicken is, but I think it's like a kilo of cocaine or something like that. Like it's some sort of drug talk.

Yeah. Anybody out there wants some, some, some real old school rap. That's that's Mr. Big's trial time. Mr. Big's trial time. The classic we all know and love Mr.

Big's trial time. They call him diamond eye. You know why they call him diamond eye? Cause he has diamond in it because he has diamond for an eye somebody shot him in the head and blew his fucking eyeball out while he's sitting in a car so this motherfucker was like give me a diamond eye and they were like for real he's like don't make me say it twice fucking big like glass eye and it's all it's all like diamond out it's just ridiculous uh and then like that song is called trial time it's all about it's time for him to go to trial because of all the shit he's done and all the people who've ratted on him but they're gonna have to kill

him in the motherfucking courtroom i think that those are his words it's good stuff yeah that's mr biggs right there oh i like that yeah trial time i thought the way you said it made me think it would look stupid he looks pretty pretty cool. No, no. That's sophisticated right there. Look how he's got his little flavor taster as a lightning bolt. Yeah. He's got a lightning. And he's got a Coke pinky nail.

Oh. Coke nail. Definitely not for show. Definitely not for show. I can't see enjoying a drug so much that I would alter my nail clipping. I don't know. If I could roll a joint with a long nail, maybe. If I could

wave it and something would happen. But I can't do anything with this. But even so, that's a big commitment to a drug. Letting everybody you know know this guy doesn't just dabble in cocaine. This guy loves cocaine. Yeah. If you go back and watch Star Wars, Carrie Fisher has a coke nail.

Really? Playing Princess Leia. Yeah. I'd imagine that all women, when they have long nails, cocaine yeah if you go back and watch star wars carrie fisher has a coke now really playing princess leia yeah i'd imagine that like all women when they have long nails kind of she's got one pinky nail that's longer than all her other nails including her opposite pinky now she has a coke nail she was also known to have a serious cocaine problem during that time i forgot about that yeah she didn't her death was like a kind of a tragic tale she died and the next day her mom died i didn't know that i know that she was in the midst of making like the new trilogy and so they had to cgi or they did a pretty good job with the fake her that's a shame uh she was really hot back in the day she was in she was in the blues

brothers movie um she played uh john bel Belushi's estranged ex-girlfriend who was trying to murder him with military hardware throughout the movie, like shooting RPGs and flamethrowers and stuff. She was great in that movie. She was hot back in the day. She was hot as Princess Leia in that fucking bikini and stuff. Yeah, but I mean, I don't think I've seen that scene since I was probably 12, and I was always more distracted by just how horrible Jabba was.

Yeah. Jabba. As a kid, I thought it was Java. And I remember driving by a store that said like Java Hut. And I was like, that's why would they name a coffee place after this Star Wars character? But it does make sense now. Yeah, it makes a lot more sense now um no she was hot that bikini like like modern day hot i watched it not too long ago or i watched

that part anyway i can't get through those movies but uh but yeah just not very good you're talking about the fake eye if you were to lose an eye would you go fake eye like that or would you go eye patch oh i would definitely go fake eye glass eye uh i would not want diamonds in my eye or anything yeah you're like that no yeah they're gonna want to take that eye out give me your eye lose your eye twice that would be horrible lose it twice like hooligans took my eye why would they do that well it's covered in diamonds and emeralds yeah it's as richer than you do you think you'll ever find it? Do you ever track it down? It's just a glass of water.

No. Yeah. You and I have been – or I finished the show. I thought I wanted to tell people that if they want to hear us talk about it tomorrow night because we did do this on Wednesday because we put it off a day thinking Woody would recover, but he didn't. PK is tomorrow and Thursday. We've been watching. I've watched. I finished it so we can talk about it.

We finished one of the best shows ever. You don't want to talk about it on PKA because Woody hasn't seen it, and we need to put you in to see it. No spoilers. Take the spoilers off. This is the opposite of spoilers. What this is is letting you know that you have a little bit of homework. You should go watch a show on Netflix called Midnight Mass. It's very, very good.

The first episode does a lot of world building it's a little slow um get through the first episode get into the second episode and i think you'll start being intrigued there's a mystery story going on with some classic spooky shit with a whole new twist on it and there's religious elements and group think elements and it's very well made interesting characters no real bad actors um it's uh it's a cool premise uh that i'd never quite seen this twist on on on things before and uh i fucking loved it there's a lot of emotional moments in there which always get me and uh did you you didn't cry you didn't cry at all the whole way through yeah i cried several times i kept waiting i knew all the moments you were talking about in

our texts though where you're like i teared up full-on once i i got a couple like sobby bits here and i was like oh this one between the the black girl and the drunk guy for sure this is one yeah this one on the couch this is definitely one this because i knew what she was gonna say to him i knew what like as soon as i saw her i knew what was gonna happen i knew what she was going to say to him. I knew what she, like, as soon as I saw her, I knew what was going to happen. I knew what she was going to say to the drunk guy. And I was already, like, on the edge. And when she said it, and he reacted to it. He reacted the same way.

He and I reacted the exact same way. We both closed our eyes and started sobbing. Because it was just too much. It was, like, I really bought into the show. I paid full attention. I got invested emotionally and otherwise, and I loved it. Do you want to talk about any spoilers? No.

With the tags up? Because there's some fun stuff. We prefaced it. People can skip forward if they want to. I'm going to smoke a little joint while we do that. I've got these Delta-8 joints, by the way, for the crowds. You just finished one. I know.

One another. So these are called Barely Legal Hemp Smokes. Classy. They're smokes they're just delta eight and hemp and they got this cool little bear on them man if y'all ever reach out to this company i will be a barely legal boy i want i want the full merchandise line i want all the products it's hilarious um but yeah i'm trying to show that it says delta fucking eight before i light this cocksucker up yeah but you buy it i bought it at a fucking store i was shocked these pre-rolls are like legit and they work i thought you were smoking a cig yeah yeah they look like yeah they look exactly like cigarettes it's like oh you have you have a bunch of nice stuff in that room don't do that yeah no it's cardboard filters um um and like weed smell goes right away it smells just like fucking weed the wrappers smell like chocolate

which is interesting but um when you smoke this it smells like you're smoking a fucking joint it smells like fucking weed all right so yeah let's talk about spoilers for midnight mass just a little bit because i know we're going to want to talk about on the show too maybe this is for those of you who are like fuck you kyle the last thing you recommended me to to me was yellowstone and i don't like cowboys and kevin costar is not a good actor. Fair, fair. Okay. He's not a very good actor.

Dances with wolves was good, but he always plays that same quiet grouchy guy. I get it. It's a good show though. You're wrong. All right. So if you're still on the fence for, for,

for, uh, for midnight mass, it's sort of a classic vampire story mixed in with Catholicism. So you've got this sort of group think mentality where people have have misunderstood what a fucking vampire is they think it's an angel of god and and they use scripture to explain away anytime that their mind or their heart might get in the way of terrible actions and i really enjoyed that part because they'll,

the quote unquote angel like steps into everyone's midst at one point. And it is horrific looking because it is, it is like a feral vampire and like, it's like seven and a half feet tall at least. And it is gruesome and, and everybody's freaking out. And the priest is like remember what third corinthians said the feet the people cowered in terror of the angels because

they were so fearsome dude funny enough that was like that was one of the few ones that wasn't that much of a stretch like biblically because they're like it really was who in the bible encountered an angel and was not struck with terror none zechariah saw who became paul all of them fall to their knees thinking death is imminent because an angel of the lord is in front of yeah all of them and it's like okay all right this is i feel you but then there was a when he really went off the the deep end because i went to church enough to like know the religious talking points when he really went off the deep end, because I went to church enough to know the religious talking points, when he was given that monologue like... About joining the army? About joining the Lord's army, yeah.

And that one woman who was being helped by the vampire blood unknowingly was like, that is not the man I ever knew. Because he's like, and you're going to have to do horrible things sometimes, but you have to. Our morals are guided by his word. If he said, he's basically saying, he's basically saying to this congregation, we're about to do some fucked up shit, y'all.

And I know you think you know what morality is, but it's all based on what he told you. Well, he's telling us something. Back at the Old Testament was there. And then Jesus came along and new agreement that we had with him. Morality changed. Morality is changing again. And things are about to go back the other way.

We're about to start going back to some Old Testament shit. It was some clever religious language. He's like, you know, all of morality is simply based on the Lord's perspective. Do you think the Lord, his morality changed from the Old Testament to the new? No, his perspective changed. And that changed the core of what was moral. And again, that perspective now changes here with us. And it's like, okay, I'm getting amped up a little again to be a part of God's army.

I was ready. I was ready. I got your text. You're like, I'm converted. I'm ready to be a part of god's army i was ready i was ready i got your text you're like i'm converted i'm ready to be a part of the lord but first his first speech like his first day there on the island his first speech that one was the one i when i was like he's about to fucking convert me here because he was so passionate and and kind and like it was that it was that good church talk and there was none of that angry stuff that came later uh that was that was a really good sermon that he gave or at least that little monologue, soliloquy,

whatever you want to call it. Yeah, that's probably enough spoiling. I just want to say special effects are good. They're used very sparsely. There are not a lot of CGI. They both hide their monster and show it. They do both, which is an interesting thing for the first,

like 90% of this thing glimpses. And then they're like, Oh yeah, this is our buddy, the demon. He hangs out with us now and he's just chilling in the room with you. And it's, it's real bizarre because now there's a demon chilling in the room.

And so everybody is, everybody's just like staring at the demon in the room, you know? It's a, it's pretty cool. It's a nice spin on like the whole vampire thing um and it's clearly what's happening is that vampire is like all right there's two ways to look at this taylor yeah i thought about this that might be an angel that might be what ancient man thought of as an angel that might be jesus christ

as far as we know um or it might just be that like all that all that religious stuff is completely separate and here we have a vampire who is as smart as you would think a thousand year old vampire might be he's like oh you guys got the little little superstition huh oh you want me to wear the silly robe sure sure all right let's go oh in this religion y'all drink blood sweet here's some like maybe he's just taking advantage or maybe he is like some key part of the fucking holy trinity or something i don't know i saw it it could be either one i saw it more as like the the vampire you know the whole story was oh he was uncovered on accident with those egyptian ruins you know that had been buried for hundreds if not thousands of years yeah and i saw

it as like the second the vampire saw a person with you know even if it was thousands of years ago he still gets religious stuff would be like okay this is the very easiest way for me to promulgate and get some more vampires going lickety split is just interesting this guy and then track him wherever he's going and then use him to spread it yeah i wonder too there's a couple things that i didn't understand i didn't understand how the things that I didn't understand. I didn't understand how the vampire physically. I didn't understand how the vampire or the priest physically got back. Because neither one of them have identification now that matches who they are.

Yeah. The priest. I would wager that the vampire did the brunt of that work, getting them back. You think he carried them? Either that or smuggled them on night ships. I don't fucking know. Oh, he was in that box. Remember that?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. And the priest hadn't hit that critical mass yet where he was fucked by the sun. They may have both been in that box, you know? Yeah, they could have both been in there. But that was a confusing thing. In the end, the people getting turned instantly had sunlight sensitivity, whereas the priest in the beginning, it seemed like it took him two weeks of being there before he started doing it.

It's after you die. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably enough spoil-y, spoil-y stuff, because I'm hoping Woody gets into it, and I'm hoping you guys watch it and enjoy it. It is good. I've been getting a lot of good feedback about the Yellowstone recommendation everybody's loving that shit i'm on the season

four now it's like debuting as we speak how many are oh there's four yeah um it's uh that's a good fucking show if you like cowboys i've never gotten that in the cowboy show it's a kind of it's a genre i want to like so i need to give it a chance it this could probably so one of the things they do really well is they talk about like why are we cowboys why do we like this lifestyle because they have the option to just sell out and become like uber millionaires oh yeah this isn't long a long time ago right no this is modern day they want to build a fucking airport on his land like like it's it's like modern day and he's just like i raise cattle here my granddaddy raised. They've had the ranch for 130 years and he will not give it up.

The last thing, his father's dying words. Don't let them take it. Not a fucking inch. And he died. And so Kevin Costner is like, I won't. And he's like talking to his daughter and she's,

he's like, last thing you told me, not a fucking inch. Dude, just your, your legacy to your family being embroiling them in a years long violent legal battle with wealthy companies would be my guess is how that oh if they were just that it would be so simple like like these companies like he'll win the legal side and

they'll be like all right let's just do this like an oil deal in yemen let's just hire a few hitman and they will they'll they'll bombs. They'll send rapists and murderers. Send rapists? They send rapists. They want to get a message across to a woman. They'll ruin their confidence and then make them sell. They sent two guys to rape Kevin Costner's daughter in one episode and beat her terribly.

Jesus Christ. All for an airport. All for hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh, okay. Well, that is better. Yeah. Yeah. Good show. Good show. They can afford to buy their own rapists. all for hundreds of millions of dollars oh okay well that's that is better yeah yeah um good show good can they they can afford to buy their own rapists send them back tit for tat fight fire with fire um they they sent those rapists back actually they sent the ones that came back no i'm sure that he like chopped him up and and sent him back well but that's not the same when they got back as conscripting your your same when they got back. That's not the same as conscripting your same...

or an assassin. Get Blackwater on the phone, whatever Blackwater rebranded to. Get them to help. Yeah, they did rebrand. I don't know. They've got a lot of rough customers on the ranch. My favorite character's name is Rip,

and Rip is just fucking... He might as well be like a soldier of God. Kevin Costner might as well be God, as far as he's concerned. He's just, he's just ready to kill and go like, like people pull guns on him a lot. Cause he's always in the middle of stuff,

trying to like fix things. And he always says the same thing. You better shoot. And he starts, but, but he's not saying you better shoot. Cause tomorrow I'll come get you when you don't have a gun. He's saying,

cause I'm coming right now and you better shoot to stop me. Oh, now I've got your gun. Now I'm beating you. They're like, I didn't understand. It's too late for that. Or they'll shoot him, and he'll be like, that hurts, and he'll just get him. Jesus Christ. Like a guy shot him at least once, maybe twice with a pistol,

and he just kept coming and just threw him through a wall, and they beat him to death um he's a great character he's awesome very cool premise i do not like kevin costner at all ever since i saw him when i was a kid in field of dreams like do you know how bad an actor has to be for a nine-year-old to get pulled out of the story about baseball. Bad. Really bad. So, I'll say this about Kevin Costner. My grandmother and I watched movies a lot together. She's probably the reason I like movies,

because I would spend every weekend with her. We'd watch movies the whole time. She would curate, and it was always her favorite shit, which is now kind of a lot of my favorite shit, a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sigourney Weaver, all those old sci-fi and horror movies, action and stuff and uh she liked kevin costner she loved kevin costner actually because she really liked water world the postman and dances with wolves now i dances with wolves is a legit amazing movie i'm pretty sure it won an academy award for like best screenplay or maybe maybe best picture yeah it's pretty good like it it was it's a very good movie the postman is a slog of a post-apocalyptic sort of movie that has a very interesting premise right you know

kevin costner never seen the postman basically kevin costner is a vagabond who travels across this post-apocalyptic war being a bit of a con man. He stumbles upon an old postal truck, skeleton inside, mail inside. He takes the uniform, puts it on, gets the mailbag, goes to the next town, tells them the government has been reestablished. Postal service is being reestablished. I am the first one here. You are supposed to take care of me as a representative of the new United States. President Garfield is going to be getting out here soon. And they're like, all right, let's take care of him. Yeah, oh, absolutely. And not only that, the first person sent there

would be a post office guy. Somebody in me is like, do you want to fuck my daughter? Like it literally happens. I suppose. But what happens, it's interesting, I suppose but what happens, it's interesting because he starts this fake idea that there's a new government it gets the people motivated and because he's going from town to town pulling the same scam he's bringing a network

of people together and actually establishing a new postal service he's like the Johnny Appleseed of governments he's the Johnny Appleseed of government and the thing about the postal service it is one of those first things that can unite everybody together, this little bit of communication. Now Town A can mail Town B 30 miles away and let them know, no, we're going to go do something about this, or hey, we need water, whatever.

And he actually upsets the warlord in the area and you end up having a big war at the end between the warlord who has taken over wherever they are. I don't remember the geographically. It's like Midwest or something. And the new United States led by Kevin Costner. Now they have a fucking war. They have a fucking war.

And it's cool. It sounds like the new United States is terrorizing this established warlord government. No, the warlord government are awful people. They're legit terrible. And then obviously Waterworld is when the whole world is flooded. And Kevin Costner has evolved to be a gill man. And he is leading that woman and child to dry land. That movie is brutal.

It's a great movie. Don't listen to him. Dennis Hopper acts his fucking balls off with only one eye on his goddamn head. I love the part where he's only got one eye. And somebody gives him some sob story and he's like, a single tear rolls down my cheek. He's the way of saying, I don't give a fuck. I don't even have a fucking eye in my head right now.

Get to work. I remember watching Waterworld and being like, this is such a cool premise. This is neat. And then the world just not liking it, not being impressed. It was the most expensive movie ever made at its, at its production.

And it, it eventually turned a profit. I didn't do well. I thought it did not. So the myth is that it bombed. The truth is that it just made a little money, but because they spent like three or 400 million or whatever they spent, I don't remember.

It probably wasn't that much because they spent two $200 or $300 million back then, it was like, this better make a billion and a half or you've wasted your time. And in reality, it probably made like $50 million or something like that profit. Yeah. It says the budget, $175 million. Box office, $264 million. So that doesn't make any money. Yeah, it sounds like a win.

But at the time, it was framed as this huge failure um both for kevin costner and everybody about it took a long time to make there were a lot of issues they they built an island in the ocean like out of nonsense that and then they forgot to put a bathroom there so the actors were shipped out to it they would act long enough and then we had to be shipped back to the mainland to take a shit like they can't shit in the sea it's probably probably some sort of environmental fucking watchdog right over their shoulder or something. You can't shit in that sea if they're looking.

Daniel Day-Lewis would have shit in the sea. Daniel Day-Lewis would have shit in the sea and said, it's 1837, we shit in the sea. Yes, I have scurvy. I haven't eaten vitamin C in months. Someone would have pulled out a fucking cell phone to report him to the EPA and he'd have burned them. Just burned them alive. Fucking warlock. Yeah, I don't eaten vitamin C in months someone would have pulled out a fucking cell phone to report him to the EPA and he'd have burned them just burned them alive

fucking warlock yeah I don't know he hasn't been in anything in a long time yeah he did this movie where he's a fashion designer I believe maybe three or four years ago the name is spacing on me right now it's

Phantom Thread he designs clothes or he sews clothes name is spacing on me right now it's um he's he like makes a thread phantom thread he like designs clothes or he sews clothes it was something like that i like the man but i couldn't bring myself to watch his fashion movie i watched a couple scenes that were like cut out of it because those were supposed to be the better scenes like the breakfast scene um where he's ordering this absurd breakfast um and i even cooked the breakfast because benjamin bad but babish does that i went and cooked it but anyway i haven't seen that movie. Not into that. I don't know.

I don't care about a fashion designer or whatever he is. He just doesn't make enough stuff. He acts like once every five years or something like that. You think it's because he's so picky or if he's just like, this is all I need to do? It's either that he's so picky or he's so fucking weird and artistic that he has this mindset that every five years i give them one more and my life's work every five years i'm able to play a different character because i've i've like maybe he's spending that five years fucking researching the next thing he's doing what

have you spent five years learning about lincoln i know that they dug up some sort of fucking wax thing, sound cartridge from like, and they were, no, they didn't exist yet. No, they found out excerpts or something. They found some evidence about what his voice actually sounded like. And then he mimicked that.

That's why he has that very high odd voice in the movie, because apparently Lincoln sounded like a bitch. Couldn't that be because they were recording it on wax cylinders? And it sounded normal? Poor Lincoln. If he were to watch the movie on himself,

he'd be like, why do they make me sound like a retard? This is a bunch of bullshit. Why does he sound like a black man? Why is this effeminate man mocking the way I speak? Enslave him. I may be misremembering the wax thing because it was 1865

when the man died. That shit didn't exist back then. I think that was like some late 1800s stuff. Maybe there's wax cylinders. I could be wrong about that even, but somehow or another, he did some research into what Lincoln sounded like, and he went for that. I'd like to see it. I wish he'd do a genre that i enjoy um i would like i like western sci-fi you like that kind of stuff i like future sci-fi i like westerns i like uh i like um anything spooky

i really enjoyed this midnight mass shit i watched it in one sitting great i watched it in one sitting i watched seven fucking hours that stuff i watched it all day like i was just goofing around at like noon or something i was like yeah what's this and like before i knew it it was like well after dark and i was telling everyone i knew to go watch this show yeah i mean no excuse for woody not to be tearing through it right now all laid up and dying oh i speaking of excuses i uh i finished dune um i watched you and i watched it in one sitting as well i I fucking loved it. We can talk about that on PKA maybe. I don't know.

I know you guys already discussed it. People don't care about Dune anymore. We can talk about it here. What were your thoughts? I fucking loved it. You loved it that much? I loved it. It was awesome.

Dude, all the casting was good, I thought. I liked all the casting. I like the lady who plays his mother. I like Paul Atreides. I love the guy who's playing the father. I love the Harkonnens. The Baron. Yeah, he's cool.

Everybody's really well cast. I really like how accurate they stayed. So I haven't read the books, but I can only guess that they went off the books, not the last movie that was an abomination. And therefore, things that are in common with this movie and that movie can only be part of the book i assume so like it seems like they are really hitting a lot of the important beats like the whole benny jeseret inspection where he has to put his hand in the box in the in the in the other movie

they show what's happening to his hand and it's being melted with fire like flesh is falling off the bone and stuff like like like and he's just like and like it's just like like fingernail like boils and pops off it looked similar to the um uh harrison ford what the fuck was indiana jones where they reveal uh the uh arc of the covenant to him yeah sloughing off yeah yeah when you melt like plastic they make them out of wax and multic-colored wax and melt it and uh yeah um i thought that was fucking cool i liked all of it i like the big i don't know what what he was talking about with like big boring cgi parts because like every now and then there's like a 30 second scene where they show a spaceship yeah it's literally like they, ah, here for the next 30 seconds,

we're going to show you the biggest spaceship you've ever seen. Mm-hmm. Just traveled here, and now all the little ships are going to come out of it. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, it makes sense.

They're moving planets. Yeah. Like, like, like. That's just like an aircraft carrier. Literally. Yeah, yeah. It looks like a big penis or something. It's very oddly shaped.

Very phallic. It's fucking the new planet before it even gets there yeah um i i didn't get that either like when he was saying about the special effects because i was going into it expecting it to because like i think that about some marvel movies i've seen where it's just like there's a special effects demo sometimes it's just like two people like standing and like casting spells at each other and like

really they're just in a green screen room like fighting but i didn't there wasn't any of that even the fighting was with swords and shit uh i i didn't dislike it and i didn't love it but i i'm definitely going to check out the next one so you saw how like their like combat tech works then it stops everything moving fast and but the only way to penetrate is to like get into a lock and like slowly move through the shield. That's the whole, like, that's the crux of like their combat, hand-to-hand combat. Like it's, it's all about that, which is an interesting premise because

like, why else would, would tech ever go back to swords? Perfect example. This is one, this is one. And you're like, fuck, if that was yeah yeah guns wouldn't work anymore we would yeah you just have to stamp it i feel like spears would be used more not just little swords flamethrowers flame oh oh that's so much wow you should have been on this on this world they're fucking around with bullshit little one bladed solved it right away solved it right away yeah i didn't i didn't like the uh the i

pitched about on the show so i'll keep it short i didn't like those over the top bird's eye view of the fighting where like you couldn't see any of like the swings or anything it was just everybody smash up toward each other yeah and then it was just a blob of like blue red blue red blue and you can't really see the fighting happen it's a little disjoint it gave me like the same kind of like disjointed panicky fight feeling is almost like braveheart not as braveheart obviously but like yeah yeah every time there'd be a cool strike it was like oh that the blue flashing is kind of distracting but i get it i get it you need to do that to establish the world because otherwise everyone and their mom's gonna be like why not just use guns which was my first quandary

although it is quickly answered by the shield thing that would be a really cool piece of equipment to get to invent that we should do that bezos and all these guys are like going to space for no reason work on energy shielding yeah we need that just as much as we need to go to space right maybe more so definitely more so there's nothing there's nothing up there for us i mean there's a lot up there for us well we won't get it you fucking musk and bezos will take the lion's share i mean that's true i don't have an asteroid mining company or anything that's the future either he hasn't even made a big hole in california yet and he's talking about asteroid mining

that's a good point man he's really your hole in cali and we'll talk about fucking asteroid yeah first conquer our terrestrial world you loser do you know how much his company's worth oh like three it's his stock is so overvaluated isn't he worth like 280 billion dollars now or something it's a trillion dollars now i didn't know that and all right maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm sounding ridiculous i heard it on the radio they told me that tes, the radio literally said these words. I heard him say it twice, that Tesla was evaluated at a trillion dollars.

That's wild. How? I don't know. I never see those things on the road. I see those things on the road a couple times. I mean, I don't drive a ton, but it's rare that I see one. I see a lot in Atlanta.

I think they're like, I don't know why there's so many here, but I would say that a lot is subjective, right? I see one every day. I see a couple of them every day. If I drive somewhere, I'm going to see a few. Like I see as many of those as I see Corvettes. I don't know. A lot of nice cars in Atlanta, though.

I see a lot of, I see some wild cars if I go downtown. But let's see, what did you say? As much as 8%? They said they were valued at a trillion the other day. That's what I heard, which is shocking. And that's not even his own company, right? He's got all those things going on. I don't know how I feel about Elon.

I think he's funny, though. I think he's a fucking troll. I love when he fucks with Bernie. Do you see him messing with Bernie on Twitter? I did did see that i like when he when he uh is mean to journalists i always like you want me to sell some more stock bernie just let me know i do uh dislike that though that like i'm so rich like this seemed like a like an understandable comeback where he's like i have no income since I didn't sell my Tesla stock. So that's the only way I would pay taxes.

And it's like, fuck you. Like, come on. Like you, you know why you don't pay taxes because you're the wealthiest man in the world and you could buy and sell any politician. You could,

he could decide single-handedly that he wants a Nick cage to be the next president of the United States. And if he put 5% of his total wealth into it, president cage, that's unironically, that's how the system works. United States and if he put 5% of his total wealth into it, President Cage. That's unironically. That's how the system works. I don't know about that. Easy peasy.

You said Matthew McConaughey? Hey, you know. I'd have been okay with Matthew McConaughey. He runs. He runs as a Republican, but he's pro-weed and pro-environment. I was driving a Tesla before it was cool. Exactly. He doesn't need the petrochemical industry to finance him. Yeah, because he's got Elon, and he's all about space and weed.

I don't know anything about McConaughey as a person. I know that the police were called to his place one time. Too cool. For playing the bongos at 3 a.m. naked in his see-through living room. He's just having a fun time. That's his house. That's his house. That's a true story.

He showed up at the door naked with his bongos and was like, what's the problem, y'all? And they're like, your neighbors say you're playing the bongos very loud, naked in your living room. And he's just like, nailed it. Alright, okay. Y'all want a jam session? I'd vote for him, I guess.

He's thinking about running for governor of Texas. And he's leading in the polls. Ah. All we have to do is move to Texas and vote? It ain't far. Yeah. I would move to Texas if they're illegal weed.

There's a lot of nice parts. Where would you go? Austin? Maybe Austin or maybe the north part of Texas. Way up north. Whatever you call that little square thing that sticks up oklahoma it juts into oklahoma but but uh but you know oklahoma i think has some kind of weed or another i don't remember maybe medical or something but i could never i couldn't live in oklahoma

fuck i'd rather die you'd rather die that's just for all you oklahomans isn't it cheap as shit to live in oklahoma that seems like a good little semilahomans isn't it cheap as shit to live in oklahoma that seems like a good little semi-retired dude it's cheap as shit to live where i am like like it's so cheap here like i thought that close to atlanta it would be like i'm 30 minutes i'm 30 minutes or so um from like the airport say uh like what i would consider like atlanta atlanta so it's like i don't know i've told you what my rent is and this house is fairly big it's four bedrooms and it's um it's like double what my first apartment was or something like that for like a studio way back in the day that was in uh that was closer to

the middle of atlanta although i saw that like i could get an apartment like in downtown downtown atlanta for about the same it's just but it's an apartment and it's like a one bedroom apartment but at the same time like it's a really fucking cool area so it's it's it's just interesting i guess it's what everybody does when they pick where they want to live it's like i could live right here next to not that i want to live next to ikea but like that's a nice area to live fuck the ikea i don't care that ikea is there but like that part of atlanta like literally across the street like eight nine stories up um in a fairly big apartment is about the same price as my four bedroom almost three thousand square foot house here on an eight on half an acre with a backyard and everything i think i like where i am more do you think if you buy a house you'll keep it in that area

or you just oh now i see i don't know what i'm gonna do because the main reason i was gonna move was was for weed but this delta eight is pretty damn good um it's not as good because i got some concentrate yesterday that was i finally found i've been overpaying for a lot of this delta eight trying to find good stuff and i've wasted a few hundred dollars but yesterday for sixty dollars i found three gram bottles of concentrate that actually get you really, really fucking high. Like I cough like crazy and like I'm salivating. There's so much fucking,

I'm getting so high. Um, and that's $20 a gram is very cheap. Like it's, that's cheaper than wheat. Um, whereas like I've paid a hundred dollars a gram for, um,

when I, last time I was in Illinois, I got a gram of THC isolate. It's 97 or 99%. It's white. It's white crystals. It looks like you're smoking. Man,

fluffy, like fluffy sea salt or something. Yeah. And, uh, and, and I, uh,

I, I smoked that stuff. This Delta eight is comparable. If you smoke enough of it at once. You can do a big enough dab. So I don't know what I'm going to do. I may still move. I may not move. When I do move, I'll probably buy a house.

I will not. You wouldn't want to move twice. I'm not sure. Into a rental'll probably buy a house. Yeah. I will not. You wouldn't want to move twice, like into a rental and then into a house. I was going to do that initially, but the Delta 8 thing became an option. So I've been kind of experimenting with that, seeing if I want to stay in Georgia or not because of Delta 8. And I don't know. It's possible they federally legalized marijuana this next election cycle. That could happen.

Yeah, it feels like moving to a whole new state, like it's almost too late for it to be worthwhile. Like there's a placeholder for what you want, and it's coming down the pike at some point. It has to. It has to. Maybe. I mean, honestly, like if it were federally legalized but state illegal, I think I'd just smoke it because like this when the state gets in trouble

if the state caught me with a little bit of weed it would be what i used to think weed was it would be that fucking ticket community service fucking fine nonsense it wouldn't be prison time it wouldn't be a felony they'd be like oh i see you've got a joint well that's a misdemeanor because i'm a normal policeman yeah but like i don't know i think if you're dealing with as long as it's federally illegal i'm not gonna fuck around in uh in a state like georgia yeah i don't blame you yeah i think it's actually decriminalized in atlanta though like in in metro atlanta i i want to say that like atlanta pd at least um don't do anything maybe they write you a ticket or something like they like

they do in florida yeah i mean it's it's decriminalized in missouri i think which is not the state you would think yeah it's medical and decriminalized i think yep in missouri yours is cbd only in georgia that sucks yeah unfortunately georgia is one of the shitty states for it it's like you guys in iowa kentucky probably alabama uh alabama has uh medical i wonder what the qualifications are because georgia technically has medical but it has to be like this very specific kind of oil i think that and there's like no way to get it at least that's my what i was told once yeah i don't know um they'll get it sorted soon enough but these uh i mean these fucking things here that i'm smoking are pretty fucking strong and it seems like i'll tell you what what it is they're inconsistent every now

and then i'll smoke one and it's like whoa i'm fucking high but i just smoked that one and i'm just like we're nice and relaxed well i mean you got 20 of them so you can tear through that while you find a new good series to recommend me tonight yeah i'm down to down to three or four no that's what i'm gonna do i gotta find something new to watch tonight um i finally got my amazon fired up device dirty it's been like a month and a half it was a month it was a That's how, that's how long it took dirty to. Um, so I,

I left my Amazon fire streaming device in Colorado. I realized it immediately though. So I was like, Hey, can one of you mail it to me? And dirty was the man who was going to be able to get it done. And, uh,

I got it yesterday. I got it yesterday. So you're back on your grind. Well, I got Hulu back now. Like there's a few things that like they're under other people's names. I'm on other people's accounts and I don't want to be like, hey, remember that time you put your Hulu on my Amazon Fire? Want to put it on my smart TV now?

It's like, no, probably not. So I'm just like waiting on him to get back. So I have Hulu again. And it took a while. I think American Horror Story is what I'm about to get back on. This current season that's debuting they split it in half and they did different stories

based on fan voting. So the first half of the season is about vampires. A weird kind of vampire. And the second season is aliens. And I've been afraid to watch them. Are they connected? Or they just cut and run from the vampire. Are they connected? I think they're...

Or they just cut and run from the vampire and went... Somebody told me that they're like a little connected, but almost not at all. That's bizarre. How would they even have fan voting? Like, wouldn't the show be shot before it's airing anyway? They did the voting back months ago. And on like social media somewhere,

I was talking to someone who's also a fan of the show and they were telling me and I because I didn't know any of this but I guess they voted for like vampires and aliens those were the two things that won and and so the maker of the show was like all right I'll do a vampire and alien show season and so the vampire season was one of my favorite seasons so far it's not as I don't know how to describe how i only got two episodes in so i have all the rest to watch of like the first season of the of the vampire oh oh so they're on the island and they're yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a pretty decent season um but but i don't know i like american horror stories some of the seasons and some of the content is like have you ever seen a serbian film no i can't say i have do you know of it

i i assumed serbians made films yeah okay so there's this movie called a serbian film i think it's like known as like one of the most horrific things uh ever put on film it's it's uh like like you don't want to watch it in film yeah um what i'm saying is like movies like that can make you feel like this certain way like like disgusted grossed out dirty and dirty is the word i think and and there's some yeah and there's and there's something about certain parts of american horror story that make me feel that same way like like like some of the creepier darker dirt stuff, it can be so unrelenting some seasons. It's like, I just watched you gut a child. Now you're going to gut another one?

Oh, now you're going to burn this woman's eyes out with needles? But you just gutted the second child. Give me some time. She's already dead. She's already dead. And it'll just like, it's too much for me. It'll make me feel like fucking shitty for even watching this. But this most recent season of american

horror story was just fucked up enough that i enjoyed it but not so fucked up that i felt dirty like i'd watched a serbian film and you've watched a serbian film i know what happens in a serbian film i have seen scenes from it um i know the entire plot and premise um yeah this is for people who don't know i had never heard of this the little synopsis is an aging porn star agrees to participate in an art film in order to make a clean break from the business only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film just pedophilia wasn't enough. They had to go edgier. They had to go further. Some of the most awful things that I've ever seen are in that movie.

And some of the most awful things I've ever heard of are in that movie. It's not a good... I don't recommend that one. Yeah, I think I'll steer clear of this. Please do. That way you don't have to see a young boy be anally raped by his father.

And you don't have to see a baby be born and then immediately raped to death. It's like the reverse of that movie, that short film you told us about like a year or two ago, where the son is raping his dad. Yes. It's the inverse of that. See, that was kind of funny that was kind of funny because it's just you know his dad is like clearly capable of fighting off a rape it doesn't make any sense i mean i've never i watched that show it's so short i think it's even on

youtube after you recommended it i watched it and i was like i kept waiting for like the tim and eric style twist into like a joke or like absurdism there's something wrong with the jeffersons or what's wrong with the jeffersons or something weird thing about the something like that but yeah that's fucked up uh but serbian film is not funny um it'll just make you feel awful i'm tell that movie is so unrelentingly horrible with you it doesn't stop the horrificness and you will not enjoy a moment of it. There is not a moment of that movie where you're like, oh, cool.

You're always just like, oh, no, not, oh, no, oh, no. Don't pull all her teeth out with pliers and then fuck her throat to death. Like, yeah, you know. It's don't recommend that one. Yeah, it seems like a downer.

And I mean, the the Jefferson's whatever. That was a bit of a downer. I mean, that was a downer, too. But you could laugh at the end. You'd be like, that was weird, right? Because it's when he gets hit by the car. Yeah, it's hit by the car. Yeah, it's like 30 minutes long.

And it's like it's you don't see anything happen. You see stuff happen in this this other thing. It's I only mentioned that to tell you how like like certain parts of american horror story can make me feel and how this current season isn't as gruesome there is this one scene where a character is going to be raped to death in a basement in the new season and uh they're like they're like gonna turn your in gonna turn you inside out like like no lube and it's like oh i hope something i hope he gets out of this one i don't want to see this this might be the last episode for me if he doesn't escape yeah yeah i don't i don't i mean i love horror movies so i don't mind gore and stuff but it's like the continuous

constant non-stop like torture i don't want to watch that that's that's upsetting i don't care i don't like torture um i don't i don't like um i don't like people being like chopped up and cut up and all that nonsense um it's just too much after they're dead or just like while they're alive they're dead i don't care yeah i don't i don't want people i just don't like when they're getting chopped up alive um i didn't like hostile i remember when that came out i really did not enjoy that when i thought it was gonna be like the same level of fucked up as saw one no no it was quite a bit more than saw one no they make you despise these characters and then they brutally torture them to death and it's awful and the scary part is like

like and it's sort of like with the serbian film and with hostile and all that torture porn like like there's this idea that there is this under culture of people who are like into that, the way that people are into pedophilia. And, um, sure. Well,

probably not as many. Well, definitely not as many as pedophiles. You never hear about a big snuff film sting with like 80 people with this many terabytes of blah, blah, blah. You always hear about the pedophilia,

right? So like the fact that you don't hear about it makes me a little bit hopeful for humanity that there aren't like lots and lots of people who want to see women cut apart with chainsaws and stuff yeah or or that other awful stuff that are like in that movie um like if it's gonna happen i prefer that it's like obviously fake like that's a lot easier to reconcile oh yeah if it's fake it's it's different like an 80s movie horror where it's like someone's getting dismembered but it's like oh we all know what's happening here that's like gum and putty and you know or um i can't remember which it's a dawn of the dead darn the two um um they used real pig guts and that but they wanted to save money so they used old pig guts so like while

they're ripping the bodies apart like they're all gagging and like like because it's like rotten shit filled pig intestines they're pulling out of a fake human being and then fake eating yeah tom savini tom savini is like a special effects wizard he's known as like the guy who like came up with some of the coolest special effects ever done with practical effects there's a scene in friday the 13th where an arrow with a broadhead comes through the bottom of mattress and through kevin bacon's trachea it like comes out and it looks very real and thomas did that with like this whole fake neck and like two guys under the bed one blowing a hose with blood in it and the other pushing the arrow through and kevin bacon's off him this other thing that stuff's so cool yeah like the the practical effects are so much neater

than uh digital effects yeah yeah i like tom savini and all the like seeing all the stuff that he had made and uh and all those gadgets and stuff it's a little bit like magic because they're trying to make something look real that's not real so like a lot of the same tricks are that are used in illusion magic and stage magic are also used in those special effects it's neat yeah well we've come to our hour we made it without woody let's all say a prayer to uh to the blood god for for woody yeah prayers up for woody hope he's okay by tomorrow night i mean if he's if he's as sick as he seems to be, I don't think he's going to make a miraculous, Christ-like recovery

in 24 hours. Yeah, I mean, we should tell him after this, like, if you just don't do PKA tomorrow. I don't remember the last time you missed one, probably on a trip or something. Yeah, he needs to rest. We probably already have a guest scheduled, and then... Yeah, it's Dick. Oh, perfect. It's

Dick, and then I could reach out to like somebody uh somebody else some random what if we got fenster back again with dick that'd be interesting yeah i'm trying to think of like i whenever since it's dick i'm like trying to think of things to mix with dick that make fun um so so a pussy kind of came to mind yeah and then i immediately went to to fenster you see how my mind works. I do. It's very simple. It's very simple. All right. PKN 378. Hope you guys enjoyed. Buy, lock, and load.

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