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PKN 381, Georgia played a less than magnificent game this weekend.
You know, it was a real stinker.
It sucked.
We want to see.
We were doing so well until they started to suck.
No, first half I thought was really good from both teams.
I don't know what happened to our defense.
I know to some extent, like i don't know much about football
but i do understand like some some basic shit so it seemed like what they did we have this really
um all-star guy who's 390 pounds good god people get that big they're not supposed they're not
supposed to like he's 21 year old is that big he's a college kid he's a college kid so they
told this guy he's number 99
hey they told this guy um dude you need to lose 50 pounds if you're gonna play at uga and he's like
hold my nachos no no no give it back actually and i and he's playing at 390 and he's like a national
like standout like like everyone's talking about this guy and and fucking alabama because they're
led by a goddamn genius,
just took that apart in his head and said, well, wait a minute.
Don't they take him out every other play so he can rest?
Isn't this the guy with the cardio of a fucking coma patient?
So they just run this hurry-up offense.
And when they do that, you can't do substitutions.
You can't get off the field they're they're they're no huddle 99 can't get off the field he's
all tuckered out by the second half i'm trying to find him on here and get his stats a big boy
he's a big boy and uh so that's just one little thing that i noticed as like just a complete
novice at football um or a viewer anyway.
The first half was great, though.
We kept up with them pretty fucking well.
But it was clear that our defense wasn't going to be able to stop them.
Which is rare, because that's their core competency.
They stopped everyone.
Our defense averages 6.9 points allowed per game.
That's less than a touchdown per game.
They don't allow a touchdown per game.
And they allowed like, I don't know.
40 points or something.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was real bad.
They allowed like half of their points this season in that game.
In that game, yeah.
I think that.
Oh, that's not good.
It's bad.
It shows how good they've been up to that point.
There's two sides of that coin.
Very impressive.
Those are the two best teams in the country.
I think they will play again in the national title,
and I hope Georgia is more prepared this time
and solves whatever mysteries they need to solve
to play a good game.
Do you recall who Georgia faces in the first round?
I don't.
I feel like it doesn't matter.
I think Cincinnati's the fourth.
It wouldn't be Alabama again.
That would be the potential championship,
right? Yeah, I know that
it's not Alabama.
I think Alabama's against Cincinnati.
Who's the other team? Michigan?
I have purposefully stayed
away from all things related
to football because I actually watched an NFL game last night,
but I stayed away from the fucking college football.
The college stuff.
You're going to wait and see.
Well, I mean, I'm sure that it's one of those instances
where like Georgia, regardless,
you don't want to be the team that plays Georgia next
because they're probably angry about it.
They went into thatama game ready to win
and then they lose not not a trouncing not a devastating loss just what 41 to 23 that's
here's the problem though here's here's the problem and they beat us every year like yeah
like like and not not just like for the last couple years or something. It's like, oh, they got us last year too. It's like my whole life they've been doing this to us.
Death, taxes, and family.
Alabama beat Georgia.
And Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
And it's like at some point we're so far in the hole,
but in my lifetime we can't come back.
It's just a lost fight.
We really need to win this national title.
There is never going to...
I never say never, but this is our time.
This is a mediocre-ish Alabama team.
They're not the dominant team they are every year.
This is our best team in forever.
If we can't pull it off this year, then we just don't deserve it.
And it'll be a decade before we get...
This is best Georgia against not best Bama.
It should be the year you can do it.
We can do it.
We, we, we can do it.
We, I have a shirt.
So we can still do it.
And I've had a shirt since they were 10-0.
So I like to think of myself as a bit of an OG.
An original.
I was so upset. I was so upset.
I'm still upset.
It was not a good day.
I was annoyed.
I was in a hotel, so I was able to get actual normal TV
and watch the game live.
There are a lot of commercials in college football.
I've been spoiled by commercials.
A lot of commercials.
I signed up for my free trial of paramount plus on a
separate account i have so i i was able to just watch it there there's a lot of commercials there's
a lot of commercials it's it's why people don't watch fucking tv anymore i watched the um monday
night football game i guess it was yeah who was it it was um was it the bills versus new england
maybe i watched that game but i also watched the steelers play the other night and i'm and i'm Was it the Bills versus New England? Maybe.
I watched that game, but I also watched the Steelers play the other night,
and I'm thinking about both games at the same time.
I don't know.
I watched a couple of NFL games because I had that Paramount thing,
so I get all the NFL shit now.
Did you like it, or did the commercials turn you off?
I didn't want to like it because I hate whenever they politicize anything,
and so the NFL has been on my shit list for like three or four years now.
But man, it's a good product.
It really is.
It's built for TV.
It's built for commercials too
with all the breaks in it.
They've gotten better.
I remember watching and thinking
whoever's producing this game right now,
whoever's like deciding which camera we cut to
and in what order is nailing it like this is the it i it i was really impressed and and and it like it did a
better job of like telling a story you know how like rust videos are like better if they tell a
story that you can get engaged with they did that for the fucking uh um steelers game with
roethlisberger they did a good job i really enjoyed that they're like talking up individual player rivalries and they do a good job of cutting to like yeah they
do that but then they'll they cut to a lot of close-ups and getting like reactions of people
on the bench and coaches and stuff it's it's really good you know what i appreciate the cgi
they've added to the game during our lifetimes like it in basketball you know they'll put a
little spot where the guy's feet were so you can tell if he's in or out of the three-point line.
They have a shot clock that looks like it's a light coming from the wooden floor.
It's not.
It's CGI.
But it's really informative when I watch the game.
I don't know.
It's just a nice feature.
In football, the imaginary first down line is super important.
I could hardly watch football without it
they do the same for field goals as well they're like this is where they need to get to so that
they can make a field goal yeah it's uh it's great uh have you seen the the carolina panthers panther
no i don't think they have a so so they had this um like augmented reality thing they do where they
the camera swoops over the stadium.
It might be one of those cameras on the wire.
And then they've got a fucking CGI panther
the size of a goddamn house
that's running around up in the stadium and shit.
And it doesn't look real,
but it looks pretty fucking good.
Looks pretty good?
Yeah.
Nice.
It does look cool.
It's a neat little thing.
I just typed in Carolina in carolina panther
cgi panther and you can find on youtube yeah yeah it's kind of neat you know a little little
gimmicky but that's cool the nfl is very well produced you're right it's like i just can't
get into the pacing of the sport there's so many fast no no. The plays themselves, the guys are athletic as shit.
They're unbelievably impressive.
But the whistle every four to six seconds the whole time is brutal.
I'll tell you where it's – maybe this is just obvious,
but I'll tell you where I think the NFL,
or just football in general, is at its best.
It's when they're in that hurry up offense with like two minute warning like trying
to trying to score for the game yeah and that man tom brady's career is that right like like i would
like to see that stat like how many come for behind wins he's had like in the fourth quarter
feels like a lot is tampa bay good again this year i hope they are yeah just shutting everybody up, because I remember I followed some sports accounts years ago,
and their whole shtick was like, LeBron sucks, and Tom Brady isn't as good as people say.
Or like, well, LeBron James isn't as good as Jordan, and Tom Brady's a beneficiary of a system made to benefit no one but Tom Brady.
And then he leaves and goes to Tampa Bay, and all those those accounts are like well you know who else isn't good is the uh this other court cam newton
he's not good okay yeah see poor midi so so midi's a big vikings fan um home team for him
up in the frigid north and uh i think they were having an okay season like like i don't i honestly
don't know but i but i had the feeling that they were kind of like middling but like had the chance
to get into the playoffs maybe and maybe make a run for it which is all they really they're five
and seven on a two-game losing streak so yeah right yeah so so the most recent loss is the
biggest problem though because they they should be they definitely should be six and five or whatever however that math works out um
instead they lost to the oh and ten lions oh that's brutal i didn't know the lions could win
they must have been so excited to be on the field with a real nfl team
they're getting autographs i know that guy i watch guy. I watch him on TV. This is so cool.
We don't.
They don't usually broadcast our games.
Hey, Mom.
I told you I'd make it.
We're playing the Bills.
I don't know anything about the NFL.
I just know that every Thanksgiving,
I watch the Lions get brutalized by Chicago.
And it'll be like Chicago, 3- seven you know detroit oh and nine and the
commentators are like chicago going in though boy vastly superior team by every metric and it's like
chicago's the next worst in the division by a huge amount that just blows but you know what
can he's a hockey fan also because he's from that freezing tundra and the minnesota wild are very good this year so hopefully he's enjoying that
well i i know it was a he someone was someone posted a meme and i i can't remember it well
enough that but it was funny it was it was something about like the lions coming in and
like bitch slapping a viking or something like that like like acting like they were tough for
their one lot one win and i i watched it get posted on in the general party uh chat thing on on on discord
and it immediately got deleted it went it went bing boop and i was like oh midi's in here
he's hard scoping for all the anti-micro propaganda um so you both have seen the the
michael jordan thing on espn you know the last dance his
final championship year do you remember do you remember the scene where it's like an hour or
two before like i think a finals game and he's in the back playing quarters against the wall with
the security guard for money and kian peel made a sketch a sketch about that and it's one of their best ever i think it
had me fucking rolling because they got somebody who looks just like it's i think it's a woman
but she's she's in enough makeup that she looks just like that security guard if you remember he
was an older guy with like white hair and it was real curly and like wacky looking and and they do
that part where like he wins a coin toss and in i went back and watched the
the original footage and and that's what he does he wins a toss and he goes like that and and jordan
kind of laughs it off and but they cut to like jordan he goes and i took that he did that little
shrug thing i took that personally and like it immediately goes he's like all right let's play
again thousand dollars a throw he's like well i that's i can't afford that that's a lot of money for me come on god damn it
and it like gets progressively worse and worse and worse it's we're fucking rolling it's one
of their best ever and they did such a good job of of of copying that guy the security guy
such a wacky character that was one of the best things ESPN's ever done, by the way.
My favorite thing is the Bo Jackson 30 for 30, though.
I don't know what it's called. You don't know about Bo.
I don't know what they call it.
Have you seen Broke 30 for 30?
That one blew me. Maybe it's me and my
finance interest.
Yeah, it's a good one.
So for people who haven't seen it,
the premise is that a lot of these professional athletes
earned a lot of money during their career
or seem like they earned a lot of money during their career,
but they're broke now.
And they talk about how they got that way.
And some of it is just extravagant spending.
Some of it, they don't earn as
much as you think they did right they sign a 70 million dollar contract in the nfl well here's
what happens it's like five million five million five million and then i it's incalculable but
pretend three more years of like 25 million or whatever it is that's not it so anyway um and
they're like so you sign a $70 million contract and you think
you're going to earn 70 million or sometimes what they announce as a $70 million contract.
And a lot of that is incentives that are very hard to hit. You're not going to break a new
rushing record and get the pro bowl every year. So what they actually earn is like 5 million.
And then, you know, a half of that goes to taxes and then they have two and a half
million and then it is possible to blow two and a half million if you're irresponsible with your
spending enough because in your head you have 70 million yeah in your head you have 70 million so
you're buying a four hundred thousand dollar car that is a bite out of two and a half million
dollars you're buying an expensive house your um rookies they would make them like buy dinner for everyone
there's like a twelve thousand dollar restaurant tab that these rookies are getting hit with and
it's like bro i don't earn what you earn i am on a rookie contract chillax on me you're you're this
is bullying at a whole different level and that key and peel thing the security guard goes that's
like i owe like twelve thousand dollars and and jordan's like you can make that in a, that's like, I owe like $12,000. And Jordan's like, you can make that in a day.
He's like, no, I can't.
He's got to be better at quarters, idiot.
I think that might have been where I learned Allen Iverson sold his house.
And he had like 130 pairs of Timberlakes in the closet that he didn't bother to take with him.
The Timberlands, yeah.
I remember that.
I'm sorry, I call them Timberlakes.
Yeah, Timberlands, the boots.
And just the way that they blew money,
it was amazing to me, that's all.
And you can see how they go broke.
One guy was like,
the most expensive thing I got was my divorce.
You imagine that a lot of them also,
especially the rookies,
no rookie in the nfl is like oh
steve johnson the the remember that guy played for the bears unremarkable career made it three
and a half years then got injured man i loved watching him grow and i like they're they're
picturing like tom brady level success and then they get in the nfl and they're like i'm like tom
brady now i'm making Brady money. I'm making fucking
Marshawn Lynch money. It's like, no, you're not.
But I think every sport does that
dinner for the team thing
and that is
that's almost like mean spirit.
Sports teams and the mob.
Sports teams and the mob.
Oft intertwined.
I swear, if I was a rookie for the
Bills or something, they'd be like how come
woody never comes out to dinner like you can't get me motherfuckers i know what you want i'm a
good teammate in the locker room on the field on the walk to our car but come dinner time
you'll see me at wendy's bitch they spray you on your locker on day two. I got kind of them.
You just keep taking the $1,200 coach-given fine
for not being part of the team.
You're like, whatever.
Take those all day.
It's better than a $31,000 meal.
There was something like that.
Like the Spit and Shakeless podcast,
some guy was talking about a rookie hockey player,
and it got to be like a $30,000 bill
because they were ordering Dom Per and like all this ridiculous stuff and like i don't remember which
team it was for the life of me but apparently like one vet who had made like 80 million in his
career was like you know slid the guy like 30 grand like we just we just wanted to spook you
out a little bit didn't really want to make you do this that's so cool yeah can you imagine how
sick you'd be like like you wouldn't be able to enjoy your meal you'd order the cheap thing you'd
be like i'll just have a baked potato yeah right i'm gonna pick off everybody else thirty thousand
dollar bill and you're like can i have water and mac and cheese can we get a bunch of waters we
need to hydrate guys we. We're athletes. Bread.
Bread all around.
Start off with a fucking piece. Take up the olive garden.
I like that guy that slid in the cash and just said we would.
That was a very kind guy.
Because to him, he can spare that 30 grand.
But to the rookie, that – you know another thing that goes deep with me?
There have been a few times in my life where i started as nobody and turned into something later
on like the paramotor world as an example and uh the guys that were nice to me when i was just a
shitty old pilot uh i still value their kindness you know yeah they're more genuine to you so you
can trust them now even when you have some notoriety within the community exactly yeah well kyle i'm so sorry
about georgia i just checked the rankings and now this is this is anti-georgia bullshit georgia's
now ranked three how does that make sense well they lost to number three so alabama jumps to one
and then there's michigan uh And Michigan State lost to Michigan.
And then Georgia, who's only lost to Alabama.
Alabama's a much superior loss than Michigan.
So that doesn't seem very fair.
I don't care what the numbers say.
Recency bias, right?
Yeah, I don't care what the numbers say.
Here's why I like it.
Because, well, I guess it could have been.
2-3 doesn't matter, right?
But I didn't want Bama to play Georgia next week or whenever it is.
I know it's not next week.
But I didn't want those games back-to-back.
However you do the rankings, just make it so that those guys meet at the last game,
not the first one.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Those are the two best teams in the country, I think.
For sure.
Apparently Michigan is the other best, is the second best team.
We shall see.
Michigan State, I don't know. When's the next game best as a second best team. We should get eight.
I don't know.
When's the next game?
When's the first game of the playoffs?
First game of the playoffs,
college football playoff.
We got,
well,
this isn't helpful.
ESPN.
This is a lot of bad highlight videos. What are the scores?
Oh,
that's the championship game.
Shucks.
That's not what you asked.
All-star, then?
I mean, just do this.
You'd think it'd be easy.
It says week 15 says Army, Navy,
and then Bulls for about a month.
December 31st.
So New Year's Eve is the first game,
and then the final game is, I think, January 10th.
The Michigan Wolverines.
Where do they play at?
Let's see.
I don't know. My guess is someplace warm.
You know what I learned that I thought was interesting?
No? Oh, you hope.
Yeah.
When they look at which teams to put in
the bowl games, right? Let's say there's a
cotton bowl or whatever, like some decent
bowl. If your team has
a good band, then they
value it more.
That's a good tiebreaker.
There's a show to be put on
and having a band that'll go out there and dance
will bring your team,
will get your team into a better bowl.
That's cool.
How well the fans travel for
your team is another big deal too.
They want to make sure that your supporters are going to come pack the stadium.
I don't think that'll be a problem for Georgia, Michigan, or Alabama.
I don't know about Cincinnati fans going into Alabama.
At the top like that, you'd expect fans to travel.
But when it's like the NC State level teams, At the top like that, you'd expect fans to travel. But, you know, when...
Well, whatever.
When it's like the NC State level teams,
it's like, oh, well, are the fans known
for going on the other side of the Mississippi
to come see them?
I'm looking forward to the game.
Hope things go a little better next time.
But either way, I love that there's a playoff system
so that we get another shot at them.
That's really nice.
I'd like it to be eight teams.
You get so beat up in football. I don't know.
It would be three playoff games instead of two. So I hear you.
I could see a world where they, I don't know if you want to lower the regular
season by one. I see your points. I just, when there's eight in there,
there's a lot more interest. There's all underdogs
that are kind of that story can be really neat.
I agree.
I mean,
you've got the 16th best team in the country,
according to someone in the hunt.
That's pretty cool.
I mean,
starting from the final four isn't nearly as interesting for like me as a
very,
very casual viewer.
Whereas if there was more of a fleshed out,
you said eight,
you said,
yeah,
I got a little confused on where 16 came from,
but,
but yeah, that, that would be just one more bracket where they go from eight down to one.
And a team that's like 12th or something still has an interesting reason to try to win their last game because they might get to eight.
It's not over.
You lose two games and it's like your hopes are dashed.
What are you even playing for at this point?
You can't make the playoffs.
You're done.
A lot of teams with one loss are just like,
unless four teams in front of me lose,
I'm not going to be selected for the college playoffs.
But you make it eight,
and there's a lot of interesting teams that get to make the playoffs.
Have they always done 13 games in a season in college?
Is that right?
Not all teams do.
That's a high number maybe just
like the really popular teams do yeah and you know not all conferences have like a playoff
maybe i'm wrong about that but some conferences have an east and west and you know they need to
figure out who the champ is some just regular record done always confuses me how college
football is organized like you ever go to like in the middle
of the the season you go to like standings instead of rankings and it's like 15 different divisions
and some of them are very visibly joke divisions where it's northeast the colonial virginia
like some nonsense and then it's like the real SEC and ACC stuff. It's tricky to figure out which teams are good.
You know, there's some team that's like 9-3,
and they're freaking very good,
and another team that's 11-1,
and they haven't faced anyone who, you know.
It's a real shit show.
That's what's about to happen with Cincinnati.
They're 13-0, taking on Alabama at 12-1.
That's going to be a massacre.
Cincinnati stands no chance.
No world is Cincinnati going to pull out.
It says the line right here is minus 13.5 Alabama.
Oh, I'm going to bet them.
They beat them by more than that.
UGA has a minus 7.5 line against Michigan,
which means they're favored by a touchdown.
I almost bet $10,000 on Tyrone woodley to beat jake paul
and that is always a wake-up for me whenever i know that this is a lopsided like oh
uh the odds makers don't know what they're fighting again you're gonna bet you're gonna
bet this time now that you've got more information no that would be a terrible
question what i thought i was sure Woodley would win sure
sure of it I it is I'm like
it is so rare it is a
uncommon opportunity that the guy
who's obvious going to win is the underdog
usually when a guy is so clearly
going to win there's not much
money to be made by betting on him but this was
it I'm I'm an idiot
but thankfully I didn't follow through
on my idiotic
ideas because
Jesus Woodley lost
and
we'll see he's been loading up that right
hand for 27
rounds now soon as he throws it
it's gonna Hiroshima
it's gonna be a whole thing
I wish I knew how much
Woodley got paid for that
it was his biggest
paycheck ever i'm sure like this is this shit is so wildly popular if woodley wins like like
so people are saying jake paul is brave for taking this fight i agree obviously right right
but the idea being that he already beat woodley. He doesn't have anything to gain.
And Woodley's a very dangerous opponent.
So for him to double down and do it again, my gosh.
That is outrageous.
But think it through.
What if he does lose to Woodley?
Now we have a trilogy match.
There's even more money involved.
Trilogy matches are the paydays so take a dive take a dive double down
on the money like he could take a dive and knowing his personality people will be like well we can't
know for sure he could he may have but we were kind of expecting something like that like of
course he's gonna hype it up it seems like he's an entertainer first, but boxer is not even close to second.
Entertainer number one for Jake Paul.
I feel like you just disrespected him.
Jake Paul is a professional fighter,
and he should be recognized as such.
I think he's making a big mistake fighting Woodley a second time.
Woodley has nothing to lose, so maybe he will throw a punch.
But forgetting that
what does what does he have to gain by beating woodley a second time you already did it
like like it's check it's written down it's done it's over beating him a second time doesn't get
you any anything then who should he go for next he should find another another one of those like
hollow names who's who's a guy who's like oh yeah yeah, I remember him. He did the thing. And he'll be back.
How old is Brock Lesnar now? Like 45?
That would be a rough night out.
Is that a terrible idea? How big is Brock Lesnar?
Real big.
Real big.
It's like you ever see a buffalo?
Oh, you're right. This would go poorly.
Okay.
Not Brock Lesnar.
Who else? Frank meir is he dead
oh that's an interesting one no he's not dead um he's too old he's still actively fighting he just
loses all the time uh oh i feel like name if he beats frank meir which is an interesting name
then uh people will discredit that win like they have
his previous ones. Like, oh, you picked an
old retired has been champion
and, you know, fight someone good.
Yeah, I picked Frank Mir because
like the fight I remember from him
is literally, I just looked it up, July 11th
2009 was like the first UFC
I watched with a bunch of friends, him versus Brock Lesnar
and Brock Lesnar beat him up
pretty good. You know who you should fight?
Chael.
Chael Sonnen.
Chael, I think...
Is that a joke? Like Chael's way too good?
No, no. I think it'd be really entertaining
and they build it up so well. It'd be fun to see.
I would love to see that.
It'd just be a silly spectacle.
I watch Chael's videos almost every day.
If they interest me, I click them. They get every time um so i probably watch 75 of them and
it would be really fun i he was trying to pick a fight with conor mcgregor the other the other day
oh the window sheen one all that stuff yeah yeah yeah he's so tongue-in-cheek he's so tongue-in-cheek
it's hilarious like i'm like oh there's layers to this okay there's layers to this
mockery right now it's i fucking love chael son and when he talks shit about it like with john
jones he'll just be like you know like no disrespect to john but when i do fight analysis
he's kind of a has-been crackhead ex-fighter who's turned down every opportunity to fight in the last
five years, hasn't had a knockout in this long,
hasn't had a Tate, and it's just like, my
God, he is ripping the fuck out of this
guy. He was worse than Connor.
He said
something. He's like,
but I wouldn't do that to you, Connor.
I'd tell the truth.
I'd tell everyone that you
haven't won a fight
in seven years
or whatever it is.
A long time.
That you're a cokehead has been
with a broken leg.
He's just like going.
He had this sick line. He's like,
Connor wants to fight me?
Listen, I can't pass a drug test
and you can't pass an MRI.
What are we even talking about here?
Because he's got that broken leg.
Yeah, I would love to see it.
And he kept going back to that.
He's like, I just got to figure out what window sheen is.
He's really legitimately funny.
And he's great on the mic.
I think they're the best two that there's ever been
connor and chael and and so like it would it would be hilarious to see them go back they're not
not even close to the same what like chael's probably walking around 225 pounds or something
like that um connor's probably walking around 190 low low 190s or something i like that too
yeah yeah maybe maybe even less maybe less yeah i think
about it i don't know i had this idea with the with the god is he keeping up with cardio with
a fucking broken leg i just imagine him in a wheelchair just and the cocaine helps too
he looks like he's lifting like crazy recent connor is jacked and and he's on crutches. I want
Conor to start cheating.
I want Conor to get on some sauce.
That'd put him back into the entertaining sphere.
Well, he always grabs shorts
and cheats in the ring.
But I want him to start
juicing.
I want him to get on that shit that
T.J. Dillashaw was on, that EPO,
and all of a sudden have like five round
cardio connor mcgregor surgically implanted knuckle plates like like that would be oh okay
i mean is that connor yeah he's put on a good bit of muscle he's bit can you make it bigger
yeah he's pretty built now he's a strong yeah his body fat's up a bit like connor's usually shredded
and there's i mean i'm sure that if he like did that eighth of a sit-up and he'd have nice visible
abs but there's none right there looks like he's still working on the bulk yeah okay he just looks
weird his face looks no different his face looks puffy he's got got the beard. It's hard to see. The beard? I don't know.
Yeah, he looks big there.
He looked big in his last fight, though, too.
I think he's definitely getting bigger.
I mean, he's got to be doing something, and he can't do cardio,
so it would make sense maybe if he's lifting a little bit.
He can't do cardio without legs. I want E.P. O'Connor, and I want him to make another run
at the fucking legit title, not any nonsense. That would be fucking cool. I want everybodyO Connor and I want him to make another run at the fucking like legit title not any nonsense
that would be fucking cool
I want everybody on something
each fighter gets to pick one drug
this is like
naked and afraid
will you choose your one survivor
like I'm gonna bring a cup I'm gonna bring a fire starter
I gotta choose
test I'm going for EPO.
McGregor brings heroin.
Terrible move.
John Jones brings cocaine.
The one guy with the double EpiPens just getting wired up in the middle of the fight.
Oh, that dude.
Because EpiPens are just adrenaline.
Yeah, but...
Did you see that video
on how to administer an EpiPen recently?
Uh-uh, no.
You slam it in their chest, don't you?
According to the movies.
No.
It goes in your thigh.
And this woman taught you how to do an EpiPen.
And she was like the whole – it was kind of a cool video because she's pissed at you for sucking at putting in EpiPens.
So she's like, look look this is the needle side you put it on your
thigh right here not here not here okay and i'm like what did i do to her to make her so mad at
me yeah catch more flies with honey you bitch it's basically adrenaline so they're going to
tell you that they're fine now they're not call the
ambulance as if i fucked this up six times already and now she's mad at me she's like they're only
gonna feel good for a short amount of it doesn't solve their problems it masks them it keeps them
alive until they get to the hospital call an ambulance don't listen to what they say i've got
i didn't do any of
these things you're so mad at me yeah like did you fuck this up and you're mad at us for some
you know what oh i've got a great idea so this is just off the top of my head has anybody ever
done a weight lifting thing after popping an epi pen uh i don't know i bet i'm gonna look on you
i'm gonna look on youtube later because here's the thing. Kitty has EpiPens because she has
an anaphylactic shock.
But you have to replace them on this
schedule because they expire.
That's just what Big EpiPen tells you.
Her insurance just buys her a new one and sends it on down the road.
So there's a whole pile of them.
She needs to enjoy some peanut butter.
So I'm thinking I get one in each hand
and just stick them right into my jugular.
That makes sense.
And then see if I can throw up a little extra weight.
We want to know what you can manage.
Still hanging from your neck.
Can you imagine you're in the squat rack
and you look over at me?
And I'm going, ah!
I'm not lying.
And then he dropped dead.
Watch the camera footage.
I didn't do anything.
I don't know why I'm here.
He screamed and said, I'm the strongest man in Georgia.
And then he dropped dead.
He asked me if I wanted to watch him transform.
He said, watch this weakling.
And then he just died.
His heart blew up started bleeding
out of all his eye holes dude my gym session today was meh i i actually lifted kind of heavy
by my standards you know i'm not at my i was a little stronger in the spring but i'm getting
close to that so i did it did well i i upped or matched all my previous recents if that expression makes sense so cool cool cool
i had no enthusiasm i just disciplined my way to the end of it wanting to stop
i have a good video for you that's how it goes and for and for everyone else here um and i i um
i watch it occasionally it's um let me let me find it it's a it's It's like something about self-discipline,
but it's from the writings of Marcus Aurelius,
who is like the last Roman emperor that was any good, I think.
But it's really good.
That's cool.
I want to see it now.
I'm kind of curious about it.
Yeah, I showed you guys my weight loss progress.
I chart it.
I haven't been tracking all the time recently,
but I forget where i started
but if it's not 224 it's very close to that like that's about where i started i got to 193 in the
spring and then i broke 200 again and i'll tell you i have more measurements than i wrote down
but it was like 202 well you know it's i'm actually under 200 because it's after lunch. And it was like 204.
And I'm like, well, okay, lunch wasn't for pounds.
I had lunch yesterday too, though.
But if I didn't have lunch, I would be within striking distance of under 200, which is when I start to look better.
And I've been disciplined with my diet recently, but not weighing in because I had too much built up to it.
Like,
like I didn't want to know that I was heavy.
And then I hopped on and I was one 96 and I'm like,
I'm fucking three pounds off my low.
Yeah.
All right.
Cause you're still back.
You're,
you're,
you're still accelerating.
Cause you just jumped back in very recently.
You're a colonic away from hitting some records.
Exactly.
No,
I, so I hurt my wrist and couldn't train and uh then that ended up whatever a month or so ago and i've been on
the train so i feel good about i'm proud of me that's all those i mean the least fun workouts
are the ones that you just talked about where it's like i don't want to do this but like some of the
best post-workout feeling
is also those like if i go down there and i'm having a blast and i'm looking forward to working
out that day i still get the feeling of goodness afterward but it's when i like push through like
the whole time like this fucking sucks i don't want to do this that you're like i did it anyway
once i'm there to me once i'm there i'm pumped to be there the only time they can be hard to like
it can be hard to get going to be like like, all right, it's time to get off the couch, take my pre-work.
There's a bunch of things I have to do in a specific order.
There's a launch sequence that begins like an hour and 20 minutes before I actually walk out the door.
It really does.
There's an injection, and then I'm taking some pills, and then I'm drinking the pre there's an injection and then i'm taking some
pills and then i'm drinking the pre-workout and then i'm drinking sugar and l-carnitine we're
talking about yeah i've been back on that yeah that's good stuff um but like getting that
sequence started like once i'm in the gym though i've never like wanted to leave like like i i
think i always listen to music and the music really gets me fucking pumped. I get pumped from the girliest music ever, though.
Like Party in the USA?
Dude, I'm listening to Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran.
And I'm just like, this is doing it for me.
This is getting me going.
So you're lifting, you're like, not me.
I'm all about good habits.
No.
No.
Well, I actually thought about it.
I think the lyrics
are like his bad habits oh never mind dude so i listened as you know i went on this trip right
to florida and on the trip i'm like what's kyle's song because i listened to it before but i didn't
have the bandwidth to really listen to it it was like during the hangout and everyone's talking. And so now I'm driving. I listened to that song
35 times this weekend.
All right. So for one, Kyle's right. That song slaps. I dig it.
I didn't get what Kyle got from it. So I haven't
read the lyrics, which helps me a lot. But Kyle said that he thinks
Ed Sheeran likes to come in these girls i think ed
sheeran cheats on his girlfriend by going on dating sites that that's what i think the lyrics are
about uh then that's what the bad habit is like let me see if i can find the line that makes me
think oh i think his bad habits are like staying out at night partying and doing drugs. That makes sense.
They leave till late nights.
30, 31.
Conversations with a stranger I barely know.
That to me was the dating story.
I swear this will be the last.
Maybe.
It's like an inverse Taylor Swift.
I'm swearing this will be the last,
but it probably won't.
I've got nothing to lose or use or do.
My bad habits lead to wide eyes staring into space.
That supports the drug thing.
Yeah.
I like those nights that end with wide eyes staring in space.
Those are my favorite nights.
I lose control of the things that I say.
That might have tied into the dating site thing.
I was looking for a way out.
Now I can't escape.
Nothing happens after two it's true it's
true my bad habits lead to you i'm about to destroy your whole argument he could be addicted
to ambien ed sheeran don't need no fucking dating app all right god damn it ed sheeran is the master
yoda of pussy okay i've explained this to you guys before but here's here it goes one more time for
anyone who hasn't heard this yet okay ed sheeran is a ginger weird looking fuck from the uk and somehow he he has mastered this he has friend zoned taylor swift i guarantee
there was one night after the concert where taylor swift was like fucking suck my pussy ed and he was
like no never we're friends i don't want to ruin that and his head but he's three steps ahead he's
three steps ahead he's fucks every one of her friends in the ass everyone they're all as hot
as her and he i bet he They're all as hot as her.
I bet he tells them all that he's celibate too.
He's got like a big line. See, this is the master plan. This is what I do. I tell everybody I was celibate
in the little group and then I fuck them all
and I'd be like, don't tell anybody I broke my vow.
Please.
I'll lose all credibility as an artist.
Don't tell anybody. And she'll be like, I'll keep your secret.
I'll take it to the grave. But he's fucked them all in the ass.
That's Ed Sheeran. He's the the master he's that little guy you'd never
suspect but he's fucking doing backflips and flying through the air with a green lightsaber
sticking in a bitch's asshole only does anal to make sure the only anal yeah so now that i read
the lyrics i feel like more leans into the drug thing than the dating app idea that i got somehow
when you listen to lyrics and you're
driving at the same time maybe you don't get them all you should do more drugs while you listen to
ed sheeran and and and that part i like shivers too shivers is more of like a poppy um like like
girl guy song and the music video is really cool because like he's i don't know it's like a girl
and a guy like dancing together and singing and meeting in a diner it's fun they keep changing
locations you need to try those two justin bieber songs and see if it i'll listen to them yeah i
don't care i think it's sorry it could possibly be i'm sorry and uh love yourself are the two that i
think people generally think that were bieber's good recent works yeah i'll check it out i um
i've been building this this music playlist for I don't know, for everything really. Is it on Spotify?
Yeah. Dude, I'd like that
music playlist. I'm working out tomorrow. I got
pool day.
You guys are flying so close
to the sun of ruining a song for yourself
forever with this constant
water torture.
I do this all the
time. I will hug a song
and squeeze all the life out of it and then find
another i listened to it over and over until i had the lyrics memorized i've been listening to
white rabbit by jefferson airplane on repeat for like four hours the other night playing poker i
haven't heard that one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small yeah but the one that
mother gives you don't do anything at all.
I thought that was like a Beatles song.
Please tell Alice why you're ten feet tall.
It's Jefferson Airplane.
Oh.
Well, that's a good song then.
Have you ever seen that 4chan green text meme from a long time ago
where it's a guy over at my friend's house, checked his iTunes.
He has one song in
his library by lincoln park and he's played it 284 000 times like in the end by green
he had a screenshot maybe yeah and it's like it was like amount of days played like it used to
have that on that just an unfathomable amount it really leaned into the 4chan weaponized autist it's so fun then like all the comments
like reverse image searched this is real that's an original image some guy like you know if he
started it in 2006 he'd still be a few tenths of thousands off I don't know how he got it
oh class told me a thing
or somebody maybe it was Middy
they said that if you went to the year
80,000 BC
and you invested
$10,000 a day
I don't remember what he said you had invested into
it was the S&P or something
every day from the year 80,000
BC until now,
you still wouldn't have as much money as Elon Musk.
Really?
It goes back to 80,000 if you're doing it every day?
Yeah.
Damn.
Well, when we get into these kind of numbers,
I can't fathom them.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Young Woody would have told you
that he easily understood 80 billion,
but that's only half of it.
I think he's like 167 billion or something.
Dude, what's hard about numbers?
I know them all in order.
Test me.
But more recently, I've started to understand the gap between a million and a billion and just how enormous that is.
One billion is an outrageous amount of money.
Outrageous amount of
couldn't run out if you tried money.
And these guys have 100 billion.
What?
It's fucked up.
Elon Musk, if I recall,
just cashed like 20 or 30 billion
in wealth, which I think is brilliant.
He's acting like he's doing it just
to pay some taxes.
Or some people look into it and they said that he had a tax bill coming up which I think is brilliant. He's acting like he's doing it just to pay some taxes.
Or some people look into it and they said that he had a tax bill coming up,
so now he's cashing it so he can pay the taxes that he's expecting to have.
I think he's locking in some gains.
Maybe I'm a hater. I thought Tesla stock was overvalued for some time now.
I'm glad I didn't short it because I was wrong.
But if I'm Elon Musk, I'd become a 40 billionaire
in cash too just to know that I'll always be an actual billionaire.
Interesting. I think he's good.
I think he's all good.
He's very good at making money. He's the best at it.
He's very good at it.
Maybe I understated it a touch.
He's the best at it.
Someone was saying,
who's the richest person to have ever existed in all of humankind?
And they usually point to this guy that you can't name in Mongolia from 12 BC or something,
who would ruin economies just by
traveling through them or something or something related to the East India
trading company.
Sure.
Sure.
But this guy made a real case that Elon Musk is the richest person to have
ever existed in human history that you can.
He's like,
dude,
you watching this video live a much more extravagant lifestyle than that guy from 12 bc
who went through east india or whatever you know that guy couldn't do the things you he didn't have
a car he didn't have an air conditioning you didn't have this you have that he's like you know
if you were to say which lifestyle do i want i would take yours over that guys you know that
guy pooped in a fucking pottery barn pottery piece of pottery and uh you know
the running water you have the automobile the air travel you might take i like that water a lot
i'm a big fan fantastic even as mongolians had weed probably probably some opium for sure
yeah right all about opium yeah so anyway elon musk solid argument to be made the richest human to have
ever existed i'm probably misremembering i i meant i remembering some chart that had like
like over the ages like kind of like all equated to our current dollars and i think it was caesar
augustus where like he controlled so many billions of cetruses or whatever because he was an emperor
that it was like by comparison he was the wealthiest but i
could totally see an elon musk thing because this guy has probably spent more than oh man you know
what that no time looking into it i'm gonna have to do a rewatch now i gotta go back and watch uh
the speech from caesar now by uh charlton heston you know at the end i gotta go back and rewatch
that so fucking good i haven't seen that you've never seen it you know
which movie um it's julia caesar it's uh it's it's it's the black and white movie of the julia
caesar play you know they they you know obviously they stab caesar and then there's this part where
um charlton heston's character is speaking before not only his killers who are the great senators
of rome but the people of r Rome have assembled there outside the Senate.
And he has this masterful fucking speech
where he has to woo the crowd over to his side of things.
And he does it bit by bit.
It literally is Shakespeare.
It almost seems it's perfect.
And Charlton Heston is an incredible actor so he's
i love it i love that speech i watch it 200 times a year i haven't heard it in a while but you know
the one i'll watch it right after this the charlie chaplin speech you probably know it better than
me yeah yeah i didn't to me charlie chaplin is a goofy actor who sat on the did like stunts and
vaudeville and maybe that's right you know and then he goes out
there and delivers that speech like that it's like oh every so often i'm shocked at the talent
that entertainers have you know like all those people you watch on like friends and stuff most
of them can sing like they've been trained they're artists who went to college to be
entertainers and they know how to sing they know how to dance they know like on buffy remember
buffy the vampire slayer did that singing episode like all but one of them were actually very good
at singing and the one who wasn't still better than me yeah it is impressive sometimes seeing
like actors and actresses who are genuine like
could daniel day lewis can he sing if he can sing he's the ultimate threat don't you bet he can i
bet he can i bet he's a tremendous thing i bet he's only the best actor because he decided being
the best singer was harder i i bet if he wanted to learn to be good at singing he would that's
that that's what that's what i know about
daniel day lewis even if he's awful at it he'd be like give me five years just five years i feel
like you take some random guy who you don't think can sing like ray romano and suddenly like you're
whatever doing um what is it called when they do a door-to-door for christmas carols oh caroling
caroling okay caroling right suddenly the old caroling
it's like fucking ray romano can carry a tune and it's like yeah i've never been a singer but i have
had four semesters of training you know back in college i bet that's the key you know who can't
sing ray's brother stop ruining our song. They both sound ridiculous.
They do. That's why they were picked.
Ray Romano can thank his Kermit voice
for a lot of his acting, I think.
He's a funny guy, but his inflection
and intonation with that voice.
He was a stand-up comic, right?
He's a stand-up comic who got a TV show
and went from there.
That used to be the rage.
I don't even know TV shows anymore, comic who got a TV show and went from there. Yeah. That used to be the rage.
I don't even know TV shows anymore, but
picking stars from
stand-up comedy was a common thing.
They were all writing. A lot of times they would
write their own little pilot.
It seemed like
every comedian at one point or another has had
his own little shot at having a TV show.
Will Smith, he was a comedian before Fresh Prince, right?
Rapper.
Rapper.
Yeah, I don't know that he's ever been a...
I can't think of Will Smith comedy.
I can't either.
I don't think Will Smith has ever done that.
No.
I mean, he's got a knack for delivering lines well.
He's definitely done funny stuff.
Fresh Prince was funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Heck, his raps were funny. Do you guys know his raps? You Fresh Prince was funny. Yeah, yeah. Heck, his raps were funny.
Like, do you guys know his raps?
You might be too young.
Oh, yeah.
Parents don't understand.
That shit was hilarious.
Parents don't understand.
That'd still be great today.
Dude, it is so great.
He's got this one line that's so...
He's got some line about, like, selling a million records
and he didn't have to cuss to do it.
Because he never curses in his rhymes
he's got this kid friendly shit um i think miami might have been one of his big ones right yeah for
sure i like the kid friendly rap that's that's nice i despise it i i like my i like my rap to be
just real violent and threatening you don't like yeah you like the bad words i like the bad words
i like uh the dark scenarios.
Dude, have you heard... Is it called Dancing with the Devil?
Do you know this song?
By who?
Dude.
This is a rap song.
I'm going to look it up.
Immortal Techniques, I think.
Immortal Techniques.
Holy shit.
Dude.
If you like songs with dark
lyrics, this one fucking
will hurt your feelings.
I don't know if I like that.
You will walk away from
this emotionally damaged.
I don't need any of this.
This is one of those songs that as a white person I can't sing along
with.
It's about his initiation
into a gang.
I'll work my way through it.
I meant
being able to sing the lyrics.
Just keep getting Tanner and Tanner
and Tanner.
Immortal Technique.
He is 43 years old.
I remember hearing about an older song yeah yeah
yeah it's neat the uh this the i i wanted to watch a really low rated movie on netflix
and so i like doing that sometimes and so i was looking around on like rotten tomatoes and google
reviews like the
user scores or audience scores whatever and i found a bruce willis movie called cosmic sin
from this year three percent from from users oh i've seen the i've seen the like you know the
the poster for this he's it's like his old face and like space behind him his old face and space behind
him and there's uh they come into first it's like 2500 the year and that's i'll just spoil it because
no one should watch this and they come into first contact with like a parasitic being that overtakes
the it's pretty much the thing except lame and boring and not good then they have to go to war
with these kind of amalgamation monsters that are just stealing people's minds and brains and i've never seen a movie where like the lead actor
is visibly like out of it not paying attention in in integral scenes like there are scenes like
bruce willis supposed to be like shooting the gun he's like his face expression's wrong he's like
eyes are darting he he clearly doesn't want to be there filming this piece of shit.
Over and over, it's apparent that he's bored and he's mumbling his lines. It's impressive.
I've got one guy who's just there for... It's the most... I'm here for the check I've ever seen.
So this is why you need to come to me for these things, because I'll give you a hidden gem
that's not good, but it's like good enough to watch.
Like the 13th Warrior with Antonio Banderas.
This is the story of a Arab who got a little bit too close to the sheik's wife.
Sheik banishes him.
He bumps into a bunch of Vikings who are on their way to – they've been summoned by a king to deal with a great evil.
who are on their way to, they've been summoned by a king to deal with a great evil.
And they tell Antonio Banderas that the runes are telling them that they have to accept a 13th warrior amongst themselves
if they are to defeat the great evil, and he is that warrior.
And he's such a fucking uber genius that he learns their language
by sitting around the campfire with them on the journey to the kingdom they're heading to.
And they get there, and sure enough, there's some fucking monsters here that we have to fight and uh it's pretty cool there's a lot of sword fighting antonio banderas
takes the big viking long sword at one point and has a blacksmith making one of those curvy
arab swords and he's pretty slick with that it's a neat movie another one antonio banderas i wrote
that down outlander outlander it has um uh jim... Who's the guy who played Jesus in
Passion of the Christ? Is it Kviesel?
Jim Kviesel? Yeah, it has him in it
and he plays a fucking...
So the Earth, it's like the year
800,
but he's a spaceman
and he crash lands on
Earth
and there's a monster in his
ship that he had captured. it gets loose and it starts running
amok and he has and he loses all of his technology because the ship sinks to the bottom of a of a
lake so he has to like go and like um rally the vikings together to fight this space monster
and uh in sort of the woods of sweden or some or somewhere. That's pretty good too.
Interesting.
It's got a terrible ending.
It's pretty slow and just drags.
I might watch that one.
That one's okay.
It's an interesting premise.
Because you get all the Viking shit that you like, but also some sci-fi shit too.
Here's a movie question for you.
What's a really good time travel, a you know central piece of the movie uh
something like that well the remake of the remake of uh the time machine is actually pretty fucking
good um i can't remember who plays the time traveler but it's like a it's a good actor but
but it's it's the color version that they made in the early 2000s.
That's pretty good. It's a classic,
obviously. H.G. Wells invented the premise of time
travel. The very idea that
a being would move forward or backward
through time had never
been conceived of before.
The phrase time machine
was a phrase coined by
H.G. Wells, so it's kind of cool to watch the original.
That's neat. I didn't know that.
Obviously, Looper is a really interesting modern interpretation. I thought Looper was really cool.
Where you've got the past affecting the future
very instantaneously,
the way that you would always kind of expect it would, I guess.
I don't know.
It's a made-up thing anyway, time travel.
It seems like if when you were
earlier in time and cut your arm,
I should have a scar right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, they make great
effect of that in Looper.
In a very disturbing way.
Oh, this is rough.
They do that weird shit to dude's eyes
to make him look a little bit more like
bruce willis whatever they're doing to him they're like darken his eyes up it gets fucking weird
looking and it's like come on like first of all i know what young bruce willis looks like i saw
with blind date all right like he was going bald even then it looks nothing like that guy whatever
that yeah nothing like nothing like that actor whose names escape me right now who's also a really good actor but no that was pretty good
i saw that in theaters when it came out i was impressed uh it's an interesting premise and
then at the end you're kind of taken by surprise with that weird twist that was good i just saw
that recently another recent one i saw um source code i liked that i thought that was really cool
it has uh jake gyllenhaal in it.
Yeah, you might like that one.
I didn't like it. It wasn't as exciting as Looper was, but it was still very good.
I'm just looking for maybe
niche or fun little time travel movies.
Oh, man.
Not Hot Tub
Time Machine. That was so not...
That just wasn't funny. Didn't do it for me.
Oh, I like that. I watched it with Jackie
and we just had a good time. It was a nice raunchy comedy with with a lot of guys that i like
so i i wasn't it wasn't deep if that's what you're looking for oh definitely not i think at the time
like i i was i loved like pineapple express or whatever that was and so when that came out i'm
like oh it's gonna be pineapple express again then it was like i remember they dabbled with a little bit of like steaks and it was like like like the there were higher stakes than there were in pineapple express
like they took themselves a little more seriously but maybe i'm misremembering i did see it i just
i wouldn't do it with no expectations uh we would i don't even know how we picked it but we watched
it and it was a bunch of fun stuff and i bet if i were to watch pineapple express again i'd be like wow 17 year old me very not a lot of taste like no dude i just watched it when i was
in uh denver still very funny she was so what's the one that they made more recently i think at
the end there's a very tall fiery monster with a dick oh this is the end yeah that was a fun movie
that was i like we watched that in in Denver as well. Loved it.
It's still good. I really like
how I like the
celebrities' personalities and how the ones
that you thought would be fun-loving guys were
just degenerates.
Michael Cera.
And he's such a scumbag, too.
He's like the world's ending. He's like,
somebody has my phone!
Who has my fucking phone i i i waste so
much coke on you and he's just just totally gacked out the whole time there's white all over
his head it was really good you know they've never actually smoked weed together james franco
and uh uh seth rogan seth rogan yeah because uh i didn't expect that franco had quit smoking
weed by the time they met.
And now they're never going to work together again because, you know, Franco's a sex criminal.
I mean, he's going to hold that against him.
Franco did.
He Kevin Spacey slipped that, you know, penis.
Franco should do something with Kevin Spacey.
If I've made movies, if I were some sort of movie producer, I'd be like,
how much is Kevin Spacey going for these days?
How much?
What did Franco do? Do you know?
The gist
of it was that he was inappropriate with women
and borderline
criminal. I guess
not drugging women, but taking advantage of them in some
way. I just want to know the details.
Yeah, I don't have them.
Chris Cuomo got fired.
He lost his job.
You guys probably heard about Chris Cuomo was on CNN.
He is, I think, an opinion anchor host type guy.
I don't think he's supposed to be straight news, more like a leftish Hannity or something,
but attempting to be a little more unbiased than the Fox guys say they are.
Okay.
All right.
So I'm sorry.
I thought you were stopping.
So where I was headed was like 90% of the attention has been put on the fact
that he helped his brother behind the scenes when he was dealing with the
sexual assault allegations.
CNN fired him in large part because of the sexual assault allegations against chris cuomo
chris cuomo was on the air and he's saying like i don't agree with what my brother did he was
flirting with women who didn't want to be flirt with that's not who we are meanwhile there's this
chick in the background that's like the fuck the shit you did to me is not okay so she's hired an
attorney and the attorney,
now they're going after CNN because she couldn't stand Chris Cuomo's hypocrisy out there acting like he's this perfect person.
And his brother made mistakes when he's not so perfect either.
So it seems like Franco did a lot of things.
It basically seems like the man had a system.
I like people who have systems,
not these kinds of systems. Yeah, right. So far and down with it.
The James system.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He basically had this little film school that he opened.
And it seems like he was funneling the hot women in the film school into his projects
if they would maybe be nude in the project or have sex in the project for real.
One actress said that he removed the clear plastic protective guard from her pussy
and several other women while acting out oral sex for a film scene.
And then two other students, they're named,
alleged that Franco became angry when none of them wanted to go topless for a scene.
Then another student alleges that Franco gave the impression that roles were available if women
were to perform sex acts or perform nude in his projects like i said that's not really his system
that's every producer's system here's my question like there's more franco needs oh i'm sorry we cut
you he can't he get any of this just by saying i'm james franco no he'll have a career
again it'll just take time no he says i'm james franco how would you like a job that's that's how
you that's how you get things done i i i hear you i it i don't know i feel like there's hot
women throwing them i've got like eight production companies. Trust me on this. All right.
I'll say no more.
It just seems like if you're James Franco, he's a good-looking enough guy.
People would want to fuck him.
He's rich.
He's famous.
It seems like he shouldn't have any trouble scoring.
A lot of these people, I think, enjoy the power dynamic.
Yeah, and see, this is the advantage of a system, right?
You're listening.
You're saying like, oh, he's a great fisherman.
He could head to the river every day and hop out there and get his bait and tackle and he could have a fish.
And it's like, the man has a fish farm.
The man has a fish farm.
Kyle, I have much to learn.
And the best part is fish pay him to attend.
They pay him to be farmed.
And every now and then he finds one that they can put in this fucking fish show and make some money off of. The ultimate grift.
He's got a fucking system.
And you're telling him to get his fucking worms and head to the pond.
You're right, Kyle.
I don't know what to say.
You're right.
Get his worms and head to the pond.
I don't think anybody wants to work with him anymore because of that.
Maybe him, Mel Gibson, and Kevin Spacey can make a cool movie together.
Exactly.
Who's that other rapist that fled to Europe?
Woody Allen.
No, no, the other one, his friend.
Pulaski or something.
The one from the Helter Skelter nonsense.
Yeah, get Roman Polanski to direct that shit. Is he still alive? Roman Polanski, the one from the Helter Skelter nonsense. Yeah, get Roman Polanski to direct that shit.
Is he still alive?
Roman Polanski.
Doesn't matter.
Do it anyway.
We all know the bit for Roman Polanski, right?
He's the huge Hollywood director that was a pedophile, and he fled to Europe.
But all these actors would go to Europe to work in his projects anyway, knowing that.
Because legitimately, he's like, like legitimately,
like he's one of the greatest directors ever.
Also a pedophile.
Like,
like you can't separate the two.
Apparently people can.
It'd be like if Hitler was like an incredible dancer and you just couldn't
look away.
Like he's like,
he's fucking moonwalking up there and fucking,
fucking Sig Heiling as he does it.
And you're just like,
I,
I hate this and love it at the same time footage from like 1943 comes out that like michael jackson
ripped off the moonwalk from adolf hitler hyping people up michael jackson did rip off the moonwalk
a little historical fact it was not his speeches that got people riled up and then he's fucking
twerking you can watch the first so i i've've seen the video of the first guy to do the moonwalk.
It's all black and white.
It's a black guy.
But I've also seen the first time Michael Jackson ever did it.
Like no one knew.
He didn't do it in the, not audition, the thing you do before a performance to practice.
What do you call it?
The rehearsal.
He didn't do it in rehearsal.
So when he does it, the crowd's like, what? Wait, like you can hear the crowd react to like seeing the moonwalk for the first
time it's it's pretty cool and he does it better than that black and white guy did
yeah he he really did it well like his dancing it was just so crisp i'm a dance champion so i
know these things more yeah you're an award-winning dancer. I don't have any awards, nor does Kyle.
I'm an award-winning poker player.
No, I was recognized by...
Whenever anything like this happens,
I manipulate the way things actually went,
and I just see it my way.
And I was recognized by a large poker organization
and I was recognized by my efforts, my wins.
They sent me an email and some cash.
I'm proud of you.
What happened actually?
All of those things happened, and that's all I need to know.
Did you sign up for a poker site?
It was my sign-up bonus that I was recognized.
What do you understand?
If he finds five friends that all want to sign up for the poker site.
I think in reality what happened is I played a lot of poker.
Yeah.
What did... Oh, I'm an award-winning
Reddit poster. I got the Wholesome
award for something. That's awesome.
I didn't know you could get those awards.
You thought you got gold.
You know how you like people's posts?
I guess if you're active on Reddit, you get a lot of points.
I don't hand out awards, but
if your post is popular, you get
a bunch.
Anyway,
wrap. Time to cook dinner.
Going to go have some dinner. Very good.
PKN 381.