Painkiller Already - PKN 399

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

PKN 399. How are you boys? Not too bad. Not too bad. Kyle, I think I've been having as much or more fun than you lately. Yeah. Moving, right? Yeah. Yeah. I've been doing taxes. So good times. You'd rather move? Yeah. Really? Dude, moving is the worst. Let me tell you, I'm going to checkmate you right now. You know how much a mover costs per hour? Less than your taxes. It's $200 an hour. You know how much an accountant costs per hour? It's not $200 an hour. There's a reason for those things. Yeah, but you, you have Kitty gather gather up the docs send it off to the accountant and so like it may be more expensive but at least you're distanced with moving like you physically have to be there dealing with the bullshit i kind of like it i i googled it

cpas cost 200 to 250 an hour they're really compared even everybody wins that's how we do things here um yeah i loaded up a 20 foot u-haul with like all my old gym equipment and uh oh my god like getting it loaded was easy because i had assistance but uh fucking unloading it just then i'm not done yet like i sent you that picture that's like all the equipment but i've got another like i gotta get the rest of it out. I've got to get the heavy bag. How many helpers did you have? Just one guy.

That's all I needed. Was it Jeremy? No. Actually, it's a different guy whose name is also Jeremy. Okay. Okay. It's like that Sunny episode. We don't have a very deep bench.

No, I don't have a deep bench. No, this is a different guy named Jeremy who fills the same role that Jeremy used to. I actually saw that Jeremy today as well, though, this morning. He came over to get his teeth done. I had in my head he did. Huh? Did Jeremy 1.0 get his teeth fixed?

Oh, yeah. He did, right? How's he look? Good, I guess. I'll be honest. He came to the house at like 9.30, 10 a.m., and I had only been up for half an hour, and I was just sitting in a chair drinking my coffee. I didn't really look at him too hard. Back in the day, he looked country strong, but his teeth dominated him visually.

Yeah. That was old Jeremy. You know, he's doing pretty well these days. My cousin got him a good job at a nuclear power plant or something. Okay. So he's Homer Simpson. Nuclear. No, he's in charge of safety.

Yeah, he's the safety inspector now that he makes $2,000 a week. And he's killing it, you know? Does he really make $2,000 a week? Is that part of the joke? You're pulling my leg. No way. After tax. You're lying double now. No. You don't think that Taylor held it out.

He's not a safety inspector. That's a lie. That's what homelessness does. He's a welder. Welders make good money. That's believable. Apparently so. I was told my cousin quit that job because it wasn't enough money and i was like damn all right good gosh but then i asked i was like so so where'd he go work then that was paying so much more he's like hadn't figured that one out yet basically like shot down by rbs literally taking home two grand a week and he was like this is not what i am worth and just walked out went

home and sat on the couch i guess i don't know doesn't he live in a rural area yeah so two thousand a week in a rural area is like ten that's an insane amount of money yeah it might be like 104 000 a year probably no but like if you live in if you live in a metro area of like even like charlotte or something like you're not rolling but like you live in bumf area of even Charlotte or something, you're not rolling. But you live in bumfuck, like $100,000, you're living the dream. Well, I mean, just like, all right. So a rental house where my dad is would be about $900 a month, $1,200 a month. And one where I'm at is $3,500 a month.

So it's like, it's a big difference. And I'm sure it goes across the board with everything. Just everything's a little more expensive. But yeah, Jeremy's doing pretty well. He's got his chomper spics. I just didn't take a look at them. I got all my gym equipment here. You know, I could have sworn I had a power rack.

In my head, I can see it. But I clearly do not have a power rack. So that's going to have to be purchased. Yeah. Don't spend too much on it. I'm going to get like the $1,300 Rogue power rack so that's going to have to be purchased yeah don't spend too much on it i'm gonna get like the 1300 rogue power rack and then i'll slowly stick accessories on it until it's worth five thousand dollars so i i like where your head's at i really don't care if it's rogue or titan the mistake i made as much as i love my rack is that the uprights are two inches by three

inches i think so it just like there's a sea of accessories by rogue and rep fitness and etc that fit these standard size bars but not mine oh i was that's one thing i was looking at carefully is like the i can't remember its brand name but the one in particular that i'm looking at it's around 1300 it has the list of everything that attaches to it at the bottom and i was like oh this is great because i'm going through that stuff i don't know some of it is like those um those things that automatically spot for you those little crab arms or whatever they like come up and catch like i don't know yeah that shit's ridiculous i mean i want it like if it was free

i'd be like yeah put those on there wait i'm confused this is a power rack will it have four posts yeah yeah he's talking about so there's a thing for those weight catches so that like when you um when you go to rack it it it uh it like locks back into place so it uh it catches the bar oh are you sure it's not the opposite so you can push straight up and it gets out of your way and then you can bench straight that's what it is yeah so basically like like what those are for are for people who squat so much weight that they can't safely move after they've unracked it and so you lift up and then the counterweight swings it back and so then they don't have to

move and can squat really heavy and then they squat so fucking much they can't walk away from they can't take the little steps yeah yeah okay i miss i didn't know what they were then okay now i do i don't need that shit but i would like like i don't know i'm gonna want some stuff stuck on the side of that motherfucker for sure uh i am gonna barbell uh that barbell is shitty um i even remembering back i think that barbell like the end has fallen off before and i've stuck it back on in the past. I know you have a shitty barbell, so this might be bad advice. I really like having two barbells.

It's huge. It is so nice not to have to take it off the bench press position, do this thing where you like poke it out sideways, take it diagonally out of the power rack, then put it on the front. For the front exercises I do, like overhead press. take it diagonally out of the power rack, then put it on the front for the front exercises. I do like overhead press. I, anyone but a midget is too tall to overhead press inside of my rack. So you have to do it in front of the rack. And I just grab a different bar off the wall. And it's, it's great.

I was thinking about getting a women's bar in addition. So for when my ladies like to, you know, get the workout on or whatever. Yeah. And my wife has a woman's bar, your future children children and i see no reason why i can't squat with a woman's bar like it's gonna dig into your back more because it's i'm gonna put one there i don't i don't i don't fucking stick that bar on my back i'm gonna stick it i got a big fluffy pussy pad it's pink i grab a pillow in the bedroom and put it under the pussy pad just to be sure. I like one of those easy squat bars. I have one of those.

Does it have the things here? It has the handle things there. It's more comfortable and it moves the weight distribution more to a front squat. You can overload it more because it's not a front squat. I'm looking at a couple different places, but one of them has these crazy high living room ceilings.

I saw Rogue sells peg boards for $150. That thing you stick the pegs in the holes. I love those. I could shimmy up one of those like nothing. I was thinking it'd be really cool if I just had one in my living room. I could just imagine myself shimmying up all the way to the top and then doing a muscle up and sitting on the pegs and like waiting on people like batman up there it's gonna be great i'm gonna do all just brag that you're in a place they can't be

yeah come get me i'm here and you can't do this yeah kyle i already want to fuck that's why i'm here what are you doing 30 doesn't matter Look how high I am. Almost 40. She's like, you get the girl home and she's coming on you. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Watch this. And then come all the way back down, breathe in heavy.

You want to see me do it again? He's a really hot guy, but he made me watch him do the pegboard and then he took hours explaining the lip gloss attachments and rust. You're not too far off. I'm going to buy a power rack for sure. That has to happen.

I'm going to buy the Ohio bar, and I'm probably going to go silly and get like a – I'm going to make the bar match everything else and get it Cerakoted. I haven't decided. I do like their lime green color that they do. Um, I could do a whole gym of that. Um,

but red and black is kind of, I don't know, a thing I like, I guess. Yeah. It seems like rogue only does red as their additional color. No, the power rack,

the power rack comes in four or five different colors like like blue and red and silver and black and maybe chrome. But then the barbells come in like 16 different variations. So what's the part with the weight slide on? Whatever that shit is. The sleeve or the collar. Okay. Whatever it is, the sleeve. You can pick its color and the barbells color,

and they can be any number of things for you, Kyle. Cause I, I want to listen to you talk. I think that you might be making the same mistake that I've made. There are two popular bars that rogue makes. One is the Ohio bar and one is the Ohio power bar. I read the reviews.

Everyone's like, get the Ohio power bar, Ohio power bar. That's it. It's you do it all bar. You can't go wrong. Ohio power Bar. I read the reviews. Everyone's like, get the Ohio Power Bar. Ohio Power Bar, that's it. It's your do-it-all bar. You can't go wrong. Ohio Power Bar. I go to the website, and I buy the Ohio Bar. And it doesn't have the center knurling. So when you squat, it can slide around on your back. And I'm just like, ah, I see what I did. I wanted the Ohio Power Bar. So when you go shopping, that might be something to keep in mind. I actually don't want the knurling. This is one area that just coincidentally, because in my little bit of research I have done,

someone had the same issue as you, and I read that it may have been you. You may have written this review. But I took note of that, and I was like, oh yeah, I don't want the knurling. I think it looks cool there. And plus I'm going to put my pussy pad on so it won't matter anyway. Okay. Okay. And you don't like, yeah.

One thing I want, I should build them myself, but I'm going to buy them. Is some of those expensive ass isometric boxes. Like I don't, I don't plan on doing like jumps and stuff, but they're just so nice in the gym to drag around and sit dumbbells and stuff on. And I use the foam ones just because they don't hurt your shins if you jump on them or do shit actually that's a good call probably cheaper too i'm gonna do i like doing box squats though and i'm not sure i i don't know no i do too you know which one i really like who's you might not like there is a foam bench that I use for box squats.

And it's... Shit. There is a guy who has his PhD in making women have super fucking hot asses. And I'm trying to remember his name. What a hero. Hey, well, send me that link. I'm working on a similar program right now.

Maybe we can put our heads together on this. It's making a, making a workout plan for your girl. Step one, I made her sign up with Derek. Step two, step three, lunges,

step four, goblet squats, step five, leg press, step six, hack squat. And then, uh,

so, uh, I have her on an lll routine uh it'll take me a second to find it i think it starts with a c i don't really need it i'm not worried about her traps i guess so so we're good yeah you don't you don't want to be you don't want to see defined muscular traps in her tank top she pops those traps it's like chicks at work i thought i was scared of your ass no well what he's looking for that his advice of the like dimensions of the the posts is so important because almost every accessory is made for two inch by two inch posts or three inch by

three inch posts i have a titan x3 power rack which is a three inch by three inch posts or three inch by three inch posts. I have a Titan X three power rack, which is a three inch by three inch. It's heavy duty. And I got it because at the time Titan was doing ridiculous deals and it was the same price, pretty much like $10 more than getting the T two rack, which is the two by two uprights. The three by three uprights is, is like, it's, it's absurdly big and strong. If I could could go back i would get the smaller two by two there's never been someone strong enough to need the titan x3 rack like rhinos literally never anyone king of the mountain or the mountain i'm going for oh no he he wouldn't be able to bench and like like at the end of the day like those j cups get

a shitty j cup that's strong enough to hold what three times five times ten times the squat of the mountain like because it's fucking metal each of them and then the other thing is like like tipping it over is nonsense too i saw that they come with like i dare you to try they come with concrete bolts and it's like dude you can't put enough plates on one side of this thing and then hang off of it enough to i don't know it seemed pretty secure yeah i had to have multiple friends over like i had to have like four friends over to put it together because you you cannot attach everything is so goddamn heavy and it didn't help they sent me a tall rack which barely fit in my basement i'm gonna put it together by myself i'm glad it's gonna be brutal has been laid down i'm not not

only am i gonna do it in an afternoon i'm going to do it you're gonna have a terrible afternoon i'm gonna take a picture at like noon and be like here we go and it's gonna be like cardboard boxes but in reality for the past week, I had been a stint living thing. Three hours later, as a timer goes off. The date stamps are seven days old on the pictures. So Brett Contreras. My timer goes off and it just says, spike time. The guy I'm talking about is Brett Contreras. He got his PhD in helping people develop their glutes.

He specializes in that one exercise where you put your back on the bench and sort of hump the barbell in the air. I got a whole thing for that. Anyway, he has all these special thruster bars and benches and shit like that to make your ass amazing. I just think it's amazing that this guy really

specializes in giving women hot asses. That's his thing. He has a PhD in it. I bought a couple of his benches and pads and stuff and i have found them to be great like the quality is fantastic does he have his own site or are you buying i linked it in the chat yeah yeah i'm i'm i won't look at it now but i'll check it out so i saw what what's the deal with that bull bar thing that's like already like curved bent? Is that for squat? No, never mind.

I did research trying to understand what it was for. Do you know what that's actually for? It's for people who are so enormous, their backs can't work with a normal bar anymore, and they need that thing to fit their rock-like back and shoulders now because they're not a normal like silhouette anymore. I thought it was like some kind of weird squat. I read and it was like to fit the bodies of even the most extreme athletes.

And I was like, oh, I'm one of those athletes that only looks like he lifts if he wears clothes that are too small. That's my face. That's where I am. No, when you wear have you been lifting no this is college shirt no you just got to wear shorts to make it look like you lift that guy does not skip calves no i'm excited for you to build out your gym like it's seriously you're going to get just as many attachments on a two by2 upright as the 3x3, and it's just enormous and heavy and more expensive.

Like, if I could go back, that's one change. I love all the machines I have. Oh, you did 3x3. Yeah, and it was because probably they were like, we've got to mark this down to the same price because all the smart people are buying T2 racks. I'm picturing it now, and that's so big. It's enormous like a

coke can would fit inside the legs of that thing like my own girth easily yeah it's too much yeah does it make all your accessories more expensive too uh it would have i don't know i've never looked at the two by two because probably don't want three by three yeah so it probably has inadvertently a hundred dollars more expensive i don't. I don't have a lot of attachments on my rope. Rogue makes a rotating pull-up bar that I guess Oh, to make it stuck. You pull yourself up and it goes down

and then you got another one to do. No, I'm not trying to self-sabotage. That's not what I pictured. Get yourself another one. You know the challenge where you have to hang for like 100 seconds but it's tough because that thing is large and it spins oh i haven't seen that oh that's like the trick like you think to yourself like i bet you can hang for 100 seconds on that bar behind me

but if you went to this bar and you're like oh it's actually really hard to get my hands around it and it wants to rotate and drop me all the time. So it's this weird finger strength that you maybe it people who can easily hang for 100 seconds can't. And I thought, yeah, I would believe that totally. Like I usually do like a minute or something on like on like pull days and stuff like that at a time. But like that's not a really easy bar. I think at the bar. Yeah.

Bar was like some big fat thing it would be like if you guys used like i have fat grips of different sizes and i love those things you can like you put like 20 pounds on each side of a curl bar and put the extra fat orange ones and you're like oh it can't possibly feel like that much of a diff and it's like no like your forearms are on fire because you're not used to grabbing things like that. Yeah, I have fat grips and I never use them. You know why? They make your forearms seem like they're on fire. I'm going the opposite direction with those mud dumbbells because they've got like a grip built in that goes here.

Yeah, it's like, hey, Woody, you know how you can, what do I, 50, so plus I think 38, 88. I don't think I curl 88, but I think that's what it is in my memory. And it's like, I'm very proud to use 25s on the side. And I can't do 45s on each side, but I curl with 88. And if Taylor's like, hey, I've got a thing that'll knock that down to 48. Well, fuck you.

No, that's the opposite of what I want. It's hard to get here. Oh, no. The end of cold day, I do drop sets on my easy curl in that cheap ass preacher seat I have. And by the end, I have my little easy curl bar and a 10 on each side with the fat grips. And I'm like, it's so hard by the end.

I got that big yellow machine though. I think that yellow machine is going to do like almost all of my pulley stuff, my pull downs and stuff. I just don't remember. It's smooth. I've got, there's a brand called Marcy and it's like the cheap Walmart shit.

Yeah. And like pulling one of those feels like shit like it's not smooth at all it's not even a consistent like pull the whole way through I don't I think this is better than that this thing is like I can't remember the brand is it power tech power tech yeah

you might just hit it with oil before you judge it yeah it's it's like expensive like that's supposed to be a nice company it's i'll say this it's heavy and it's heavy the bench even like it's got i've got a matching bench for it that's pretty nice um i need to see if it's what all that can do i know when i put my rack together i was, that counts for today's workout. Yeah.

I'm not done. I unloaded the heavy stuff, and then I came in and took a shower. After I'm done here, I'm going to go out there and get the rest of that stuff out of the truck. I've still got the heavy bag and my good chin-up bar station and dip station. You should go yellow with your theme yellow because that power tech yellow looks really cool you should do that i like that all right it's yellow everything would pop yep that's yellow because all my stuff is boring black just plain like i could see like in some color in the gym i guess mine's silver get the crylon out the crylon oh it's breaking no i'll die in my basement i start

doing that oh it's something awesome you'd be high as fuck everything's everything's yellow not a not a pleasant high though like a panicky hard to breathe like a charlie high yeah yeah like like have you ever accidentally mixed cleaning stuff not accidentally oh you've intentionally created oh yeah gas to use against your enemies i think it's technically um chlorine gas could be wrong about that yeah i'm sure there's a good what is it bleach and vinegar ammonia yeah yeah are you still following ukraine kyle of course yeah yeah and i just know you're super into i found the next phase of the war to be interesting so i didn't realize the russians didn't take a single

major city i knew they took some and lost some but i didn't realize none of those were major cities like i i don't recognize ukrainian cities by name and uh yeah so yeah i know kiev but anyway russia seems to be consolidating on the east. And this is going to be much tougher for the Ukrainians than it was before. For people who don't know, the eastern part of it appears to be open fields and farmland. So that's a thing. It's not so easy for them to just pop out from behind a bush or on top of a roof and hit someone with a javelin. It's open fields.

Also, it's close to russia now the supply lines have been a huge problem for russia i read at one point that the ukrainians had lost like 54 tanks but they gathered like 114 tanks for a net gain of 60 tanks yeah who who gains tanks during a war aside from the ukrainians but what was happening is the russians would run out of gas and they're like we're not gonna sit here in this target long and the ukrainians would come along with tractors and take tanks yeah put some gas in them and bam instant tank farmers would drag them off right which is super funny it's money but if they're on the eastern part of Ukraine,

then they're right next to Russia, and the supply line should be much more favorable for Russia than they were previously. So between the terrain change and the supply line changes, and then of course summer coming, they may have a tougher go of it, and we'll see. I think that

it'll depend if they're still able to use those drones that they're using those drones have limited range like maybe 20 miles roughly oh i didn't know that so like they're not able to send that thing to the other side of the country so that's gonna they need to be near somewhere that they can take off again it is a little fucking drone like it's i feel like it looks like it could take off in my in the yard out here this is this a drone that can take out no i'm talking yeah i'm talking about those turkish drones that that have the propeller on the back and uh and have the infrared camera and the missiles um i didn't okay yeah because there are as you know there are drones that just

do surveillance yeah and probably we have those and then there are drones that just do surveillance. Probably we have those. Then there are drones that do damage. Did you see that I saw two different things. They took a drone and they put a bunch of bullshit on it to make it look like something out of Terminator and they started chasing Russians with them. There's literally

video of it. Did they make him run down the street? That's the Turkish drone. They chased him down the street with the drone and's terrified he's looking over his shoulder and running um and he showed the drone where all his friends were which is hilarious and the drone told his friends who did have guns where the bad guys were and they just bombed them yeah then i saw them uh yeah then i saw them uh civilians have mod have modified regular like drones that cost you know 600 bucks and they've got richard ryan did this 10 years ago by the way he made a video about it he uh his is a little better but they're putting bombs on them and flying them over russians and then they've got a button to like release the bomb and they're just dropping little like

grenade sized mortar shells on them like 60 millimeter mortars on them it's hilarious and you can see the video the camera looks straight down so he's like aiming by going right over and then he goes and the bomb goes down and blows up and again it's a little bomb but it kills everybody around it tricky so russians are killing civilians which is terrible and it's a war crime and it's awful. I've seen the videos. You have to hate it. Women on a bicycle, etc. But then civilians are killing Russians and it's like, yeah, get them. Everyone's a warrior.

Go Wolverine. I recognize if I'm Russian, it's like, dude, you gotta kill everyone because everyone's trying to kill you. That's probably not a popular I'm Russian. It's like, dude, you gotta kill everyone because everyone's trying to kill you. Kinda. That's probably not a popular stance these days. No, but I'm gonna

just disagree with that entirely. I... It's just... It's what the Americans said in Vietnam. You know, like, oh my gosh, there's a woman there. You think that she's a non-combatant. Then she pulls out an AR-15

from underneath her robe and she starts shooting at you. When you see a woman, you got to shoot them. Babies. Oh yeah. Babies. They got little grenades. They run up to you and etc. The babies? Yes, the babies. The babies come up with you with grenades. They have babies that can run? This is

testimony of American soldiers after Vietnam? This is testimony of American soldiers after Vietnam. This is testimony from American soldiers after Vietnam that babies were attacking them. Now, they said this to justify attacking babies. I heard the babies had covered themselves in sort of porcupine quills

and in some instances would roll toward the soldiers. Now, that's a war crime. Yeah. We really need to be looking into those babies and the things that they that's a war crime. Yeah. Yeah. That we really need to be looking into those babies and the things that they did to our boys when they were over there fighting for freedom. Couldn't agree more. And also it would leave them in the fields crying while holding grenades. So the Americans would go up to the crying babies and then the grenades would

go off. I guess. I don't know. I don't know what's true. I don't know what's said to just defend indefensible actions but i'm watching the russians in that same situation now zach says i got it right okay um but hang on a minute like like i get what you're saying if you're fighting an armed insurgents or not an arm if you are invading a country and the populace is part of the problem it can be scary however i've seen them indiscriminately genociding like men women and children and put them in mass graves it's a lot closer to what

hitler did and what like we did in vietnam i've seen they're in the streets with their hands i didn't hear with their hands behind their backs in a line like 50 of them and their eyes have been burned with cigarettes and their missing fingers. And they're wearing blue jeans and fucking like Russian civilian shit. I don't know what Americans did in Vietnam and what they didn't.

What's true, what's not true, it's hard. I've heard napalming villages, right? You've heard that. Did that happen? Yeah, we did do that. Of course it did. We killed a ton of civilians in Vietnam. Those were bad civilians.

I mean, we killed a ton of civilians in every war we've engaged in. Look, the Russians are wrong because the Russians started the war. The Russians went into Ukraine when they could have just not gone into Ukraine and not had a war. But the Russian soldiers who find themselves following orders doing this, it's like, fuck, they're in a spot where every civilian is trying to kill them, but they're not allowed to kill civilians. You take off your uniform, clown nose on, clown nose off. You can decide off and on whether you're a good guy or a noncombatant. Just the record hard disagree.

I just see it as complicated. That's all. You know, I don't want the war to happen. That much is clear. Of course not. Yeah. But if I'm a Russian soldier and civilians killed all my friends with drones dropping mortars and then I see civilians, it's hard for me not to see them as the enemy. But would you round up their families and torture them and then cut their fingers off and shoot the

women and children and rape the women? They raped that one woman to death. That was an interesting statistic. I never heard of someone who just died from internal vaginal trauma. That is ridiculous. I've never heard of that. Yeah. Big dick Russians, I guess. I have no other... No, I don't like what you're doing. Long Russian. I mean, we just did this in Afghanistan,

but we didn't resort to lining up villages of Afghanis and doing anything of the sort like this. Vietnam was a whole... Not only was it 60 years ago, like, I mean, none of us were alive then. I don't know. I just think that was a whole not only was it 60 years ago like like i mean none of us were alive then like i don't know i just think that was a whole different situation entirely and and even

if we did bad things then they were bad things that we shouldn't have done and like yes this is for sure i don't think that the issue is that like russia's fighting for freedom over here and oh i'm where they're so scared they don't know which one of these civilians is the bad guy. Oh no, this one, that one. That's not what we're talking about. All right, all the civilians in the village, come in here. Go to the church. Everybody in the church. Separate the men and the women. Let's rape all the women.

Go ahead and kill the children. They don't know anything. Does Igor want to fuck them? Igor can fuck them. Wait, where is this happening? I don't know. I think what Kyle's saying is that we should rape the men too and it's being unfair I'm just talking

about the videos I've seen of like the torture chambers and the like piles of dead bodies with their hands at times I haven't seen this I'm not saying you're wrong but you just know more than me about it I have seen people bound and murdered while they're bound right there's hands behind their back and

you know a bunch of murders i i've seen a woman on a bicycle just doesn't seem like she's a combatant to me at all well they're killed by indirect fire as well that's the thing like it's not like the russians are like good bad ugly and shooting it's they're bombing cities when i saw fire i don't think you saw the particular footage i'm talking about there's a woman on a bicycle walking down the middle of a road the very middle and she doesn't realize it but when she hits the next intersection she's going to be in view of a tank oh right so so here she is in her dress pushing her bicycle picture like a basket on the front and then was there a puppy in it she looked like darthee from the wizard of oz that's literally what i'm pushing your bicycle

and then the tank goes and and then you see a puff of like smoke dust impact where she is and then later on uh right where she is same g GPS, like, geolocated, you see the bike and her remains in that spot. And it is undeniable that that's not even a good use of a tank shell, I think, to get a single kill on a woman. Yeah, there's not a lot of tank shells in those things. Like, I think it's, like, 30 or something. Okay. Really? In any case, they used a tank shell to take out this woman.

It's hard to defend, but then I go to the other side and I'm like, well, imagine drone operators dropping mortars on your friends and then suddenly everyone out here seems like a bad guy. Everyone out here holding a drone remote control is. You just put the control down and now you're not...

Yes! That's how every other war has always been fought. You have to catch them with the controller. Wait, wait, wait. That's how every other war has ever been fought. I was... Yes. You know the drones of the Revolutionary War.

They invaded this country and they saw Dorothy. I just think you're making some leaps here that that are that are silly because in your mind the tank driver said that's one of those pesky ukrainian insurgents quick quick to the left and they're like oh god if we could take her out we'll save so many russian soldiers and then they blow her away. That was in their head. That killing her might just save Russian lives. Clearly they weren't thinking of anything. Other than.

Think I can hit that bitch. That's what happened. That's a thousand percent. These are not calculating command level. Geniuses in that fucking metal box. They sent to Ukraine. This is Yuri and Igor. And Yuri said. You think you can hit that bitch comrade and he said fuck yeah and he blew up that's 100 what went down it could be

could have been like i could have been it or i could just be like fuck we've been getting killed by every single ukrainian for the last three weeks i am no longer trying to decide which one of these guys is friendly and which one is faux. Maybe. I don't know. That was early in the war, too, right? We saw him drive that car over on May 3. Is it still early? Do we think it's going to keep going for a long time?

Yeah, it's going to go until Putin finds a way to lose gracefully. I have another related thing that's kind of interesting. So fuel prices are high. We all know that. There's no denying it. And as a way to lower fuel prices, President Biden is making a move

to allow ethanol to go from 10% to 15%. As a guy who doesn't like ethanol fuel, I don't like this. Isn't that bad for your car? Yes. Yes, that's why who doesn't like ethanol fuel i don't like this isn't that bad for your car yes yes that's why i don't like it it's especially bad if it sits and like you like so i have motorcycles that are carbureted and like if it just sits in your carburetor and like turns to varnish and gets what it blows if you drive your car every day like you probably do or you know all the time then it's not so bad but back on topic it comes from corn and kyle's been talking about uh crop shortages for months now or a month or two now and i'm like

shit if we're going to start using more corn to make gas then how does that impact the cost of food and the availability of food all i know is that you literally said on the outside like no 85 ethanol like you can't put the shit in there do most cars say that i don't i want to say the newer ones are more tolerant of 85 like fuel lines i believe um that's what I was told anyway, was that the old fuel lines would be dissolved by the ethanol over time. That's a pretty devastating side effect.

But you just go to new fuel lines and I guess you're fine. Now, I'm thinking of everything that gasoline touches while it's inside your car and most of it's metal, except for the fuel lines. I can't... Maybe it erodes some gaskets somewhere it attracts water like it's something that's how ethanol brings water into your system and that's a problem i keep

my gas tank on gas cap on that keeps the water out uh smart do you keep your air intake sealed a hundred percent of the time yeah we yeah. We're running on a closed system. That's not how intakes work, but okay. I'm recycling the same air over and over. The exhaust hooks right in. I don't know how you do that. His car is under a tremendous amount of stress. His car works in space, quite frankly. It'll work anywhere I want to go.

I don't know where everybody's talking about this pollution thing. I have zero emissions over here. Running on the same tank of gas for four years. When your gas comes out of the tank and gets replaced with air, how do you do that with a sealed gas tank? Your unvented gas tank.

Really push. I'm recycling. It's called a sealed system. I'm recycling. The exhaust is coming in. It's condensing. It's being transformed into fuel. The air that was in it, the oxygen, is being split into fuel it's the the air that's that was in it the oxygen is being split into various chemicals you know and other people's gas tanks have a vent so that as the fuel level

goes down it gets replaced with air yeah um because oxygen is a chemical that can be broken down into smaller parts that's how that works yes well i don No, I'm quite sure about this. Oxygen. Oxygen is not an element. It's a chemical that can be broken into smaller things. Oxygen. No, the heat element doesn't come into this at all. The heat element? No.

You're thinking of the wrong thing entirely. Yeah, I'm sorry. The elements are earth, fire, and water, I think. Heart. You forgot heart. Definitely not oxygen. What was the last one? Heart was the most important one. Heart. Definitely not oxygen. What was the last one? Heart? Heart.

Earth, wind, water, fire, heart. When their powers combine, he becomes Captain Planet. That guy who got heart was late that day. They were like, I'm the fire guy.

They were all immigrants, but they gave heart to the immigrant immigrant. The Russian chick that had water, I think. Smoking hot blonde chick with a cute Russian accent. The fire guy is a tall, good-looking white kid with red hair, of course. And then the

black kid is Earth. Go figure. Wow. You don't even have to spell out the stereotype it's so obvious i don't know uh and then i don't even know you remember his name it was kwame what it was the kwame was this little like i don't know indonesian fucker that had heart and he also had a little monkey he had a little monkey on his shoulder is he pictured with monkey or without or sans monkey wait he's not oh there he is there he's in the middle at bottom bottom center so all those people would combine and become captain i don't know who that bitch is that next to captain planet but the other five the rings have each have an elemental power earth wind water fire and heart and uh when

they combine the it's like power rangers basically normally they can use the rings little problems got a forest fire water got like i don't know like like a flood earth maybe you make a dam but when the five combine you just get one really good person you create a superhero like you literally create an environmentally conscious superman who comes and fuck shit up i'd rather have five in, this show was really gay. Like really all of the villains, all the villains were like polluters. Oh yeah.

And there was, I remember the villains, like there was no incentive. It would be a guy who looked like the monopoly man being like talking to his underlings. Like we're going to pour poison into the water supply. And there was never like a to save money it was like to fuck people people in their asses and i dare those little bitches to stop me

it's like do you know what the group was called the no i don't remember the planeteers oh now i do yep you remember man it was a dumb show can i tell you how much i loved that show see i think it might see we didn't have cable and so every now and then i guess you had no no it's the other end it's the other way i didn't and i could never get captain planet because we didn't have cable i don't know where it was but we didn't have it but i'd go to my friends houses and they'd have captain planet and i'd like don't know where it was, but we didn't have it. But I'd go to my friends' houses, and they'd have Captain Planet. And I don't want to play with them at all. I'm just like, so you got Captain Planet here, I hear. Word is you got the Planeteers in stock.

Like, anytime you want. Yeah, yeah. You want to go down to the basement and play air hockey? I think I'm going to see how the Planeteers do here. I loved it. It was such a treat when I got to watch it. I loved it. You said he wasn't gay, Taylor.

I told you. There's a really good actual Power Rangers. Boo the pants off it. Have you ever seen the Funny or Die bit with Don Cheadle as Captain Planet? No. He's like a modern Captain Planet, and he shows up, and he's got polluters to deal with. So he's just killing modern captain planet but and he shows up and it's you know he's got polluters to deal with but so he's just like killing people like with his superpowers like like blood and

gore and just he's just like captain planet motherfucker and they're just like burning people with his eyes and stuff better show it's much better it's it's more of an eight minute bit but um it's still better yeah and it's like uh like a really hardcore Captain Planet. That's what he is, yeah. Don't listen to these corporate fat cats telling you it's your civic ruining it. It's their company's. And now I'm flying to every billionaire on the planet. Oh, no, he's really petty.

No, like anybody who pollutes at all, like, fucks him up. Like, tears him in half and stuff. It's great. Seems like his laser eyes probably aren't good for the environment. Kid throws a can. I don't know. It wouldn't just heat up the air. That was the whole bad part of it, of the global warming.

I could go for a little more warming. We got snow the other day. This is bullshit. April is not snow time. April is the beginning of the fun part of the year. It's hot here. It's 80. Dude, I was motorcycle camping last weekend,

and there was like 40 mile an hour winds and snowflakes the size of quarters at points. I was like, this is fucking ridiculous. I forget which videos I sent you guys, but like my visor, when it rains, visibility is low because your visor gets like drops of water on it you just rub it every so often it was freezing i had like you know when you wake up in the morning and your windshield needs to be scraped that was on my visor and i couldn't get it off and like so i can't i'm looking like a bottle of de-icer a hole where there's no ice in the visor so it's like looking through a toilet paper roll at the street and this the roads are

covered with ice and sleet and snow and it was type two fun yeah it'll be a fun memory on your next fun trip yeah when we got, we, my friend, I would have camped two nights cause I was warm as heck, but my friend's equipment wasn't quite as warm. So we stayed at my buddy's house like an hour and a half away and I would have camped two nights. I thought it would be fun, but it wasn't the call.

Yeah. It looked pretty rough out there, but I guess if you've got a good sleeping bag, you're fine. And the tent, yeah, the tent was totally waterproof and the sleeping bag was warm as heck like the night before it wasn't super cold the low was like 25 or 27 and uh i was like legitimately warm in the morning like not at all cold yeah i'm not afraid of the cold if i've got a fire like i'm not i don't fear the cold if i have i think i thought he was describing a situation where like his partner was like let's get out of here yeah well the the night where we

it was let's get out of here they were it was snowing and they're like it's not going to get any better we're just going to be freezing in our tents all night long oh you promise i would have just gone to my tent and like surf the web on my phone until i fell asleep but yeah uh to each his own yeah but it was fun i made a snowman or something the only thing that stops kyle is river water i mean only if i drink it okay like much like much like bruce willis i'm a lot i'd come to think of it i'm becoming more and more like Bruce Willis's character from Unbreakable yes oh I thought you meant him as a person that you're getting dementia oh oh yeah he is getting something he can't remember his lines anymore yeah I want to one of my goals is to bench as much as much as Bruce Willis in that movie is he bitch 400 it might be five it's something

stupid dude I think there's deleted scenes where it goes even crazier bruce willis is now breakable yeah that's what i'm talking like in the deleted scene it's four or five um i love that deleted scene by the way uh it's excellent anybody who's if you've seen unbreakable then make sure you watch the deleted scene like now and if you've never seen unbreakable just go fucking watch it it's it's really really really good. I think if Unbreakable came out now instead of when it did, it would be like a blockbuster hit. They could have made Bruce Willis. There'd been a sequel where Bruce Willis was stalking the streets,

beating shit up. It could have been a thing. But in its time, it was just like, oh, cool. All right, moving on. Dude, just last night, one of the streaming services has unbreakable on it but two nights ago uh my wife and i were sitting down to watch a movie together at night and i was like you know what i'm gonna look for this movie called annihilation kyle highly and we watched it and we both really thought it was dumb we both watched and we were like this this is not good this is this kind of fucking i liked it just last night i was scrolling

by i was like oh unbreakable like bruce willis is super strong kyle recommended and she was like huh like like annihilation just like on seinfeld when like the the gene pics like are the kyle pics falling out of favor now only that one only that one you've had a couple good ones and uh i think i'll i think i'll win her back with unbreakable. But yeah, Annihilation was... The acting is genuinely bad. The white lady with the blonde hair who's in charge of the mission has this smug,

I'm above all of this attitude and for some reason only comes to the conclusion that a different course of action must be taken for the shimmer after hundreds of teams have died. And then she goes. Not for some reason because she to the conclusion that a different course of action must be taken for the shimmer after hundreds of teams have died and then she goes because she's dying of cancer oh we find that out later yeah but she only was sending the same kinds of units with the same tactics and strategy to understand the shimmer for months and months and months and then her second plan was

well after idea one i was exhausted i guess i'm gonna take my cancer's ass in there and see if i can figure it out and then she does and the whole time she's not even being intense she's being and it's not a sickly kind of weakness it's a they'll be like we need to forge ahead it's getting too dangerous here and she'll be like whatever i don't care i'm gonna go walk off on my own. She's just like, it's one of those cancers where it's like, yeah,

I got like six months. It makes you a cunt. I'm all good right now, but it's all downhill. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I think they all do.

I look, I like it. I liked it. I thought it was a cool sci-fi. I thought the shimmer itself was a cool element and how it was mutating the stuff within it. I liked that giant crocodile. I could have used with more of that. Yes. And see, i agree with gator it would have been the entire the the premise and the whole like the the kind of reality weaving that's going on within the shimmer area and

everything fusing together that was very cool so it had this awesome cool premise with i felt like a ton of potential and then it it just kind of didn't live up as much as I thought. The end didn't make a lot of sense. I don't want to ruin it for anyone who still wants to watch it. There were some... I don't know. It wasn't... I'll say I've enjoyed most of your movie

recommendations. That one missed the mark. Well, Unbreakable is a little slow. I will say that. No, I'm fine with slow movies. You haven't seen Unbreakable i have not no here's the premise here's just the basic premise bruce willis is in a train accident a major modern derailment he is the sole survivor out of let's call it 400 people um his watch is destroyed like like on his wrist, it's crushed. Not a scratch on it.

Like he's in the emergency room afterwards, sitting there and he's asking the doctor what happened. He's like, you were in a train accident. He's like, how's everybody else? He's like, there's only one other survivor. That's him. And there's like a person like in pieces over there dying. And then he goes, eee. It's like, like and now he's dead they're really hammering home and he's like and then there's

you sir and he's just like all right well i'm headed home and and and so then you start trying to figure out um there's a bit of a conspiracy and a mystery about this guy's backstory and he starts remembering he's like man i was always pretty strong and it's like yeah you were really fucking strong he's always wrong but he didn't like didn't know how strong he was you know how strong he's never been sick he's like huh i guess it's kind of funny that i've never had a cold and then he's a security guard he would just sort of attracted to jobs where he helps other people, but he's humble

and he doesn't think he's special. But all these things start dropping that like, you know, he might be more to the meets the eye. Yeah. And you've got Samuel L. Jackson there and he's the one who's telling him all this. He's like, look,

is he unbreakable too? He thinks he might be.'m not samuel jackson is samuel jackson has his own bag of tricks and he's an interesting character in the movie he's got a he's in a wheelchair and he's got he's got a cool hairdo uh and then like the the best part of the the movie to me though is bruce willis's interactions with his son i can't remember that child actor's name but there's um i'm not going to spoil the cool weightlifting scene either there's a lot of good shit in that movie uh it's fun no you've mentioned the weightlifting scene and then that is what makes me want to watch it because it sounds like it'd be a cool movie so yeah just based on the print and i didn't know sammy jay was in it and

i've never seen him play a crippled person very crippled you should watch unbreakable also on break it's like a it's a movie that everyone needs to have seen it's a staple movie you're not a movie enthusiast if you haven't seen that it's like you know i like rock and roll have you ever heard of metallica have you like do you know elvis now i've never heard an elvis song look i get that it's before your time but you're required to have heard an Elvis song well I've never said I'm a movie aficionado it's very often that Kyle will be like have you seen this no have you seen this no he doesn't have the canon down yet

but nonetheless give me king of the hill trivia what does Boom Howard do for a living he's a Texas Ranger yeah that's true this is a non-spoiler, Taylor, but it turns out that Unbreakable is one movie in a universe of movies. So when Zach said the second movie, Split, is amazing.

I won't spoil Split in the slightest, but it exists. Oh, well, then Unbreakable kind of maybe backfill in some stuff. Split, I don't remember the main. What's his name? James McAvoy. Yesoy yes yep that's the one i'm thinking of he's great i like him you got pretty ripped and he's like and he that's one where he's like coming in and out of the room and he'll be like oh my god are you all right my goodness who's touched you who's done this to you and it's like when i was watching that movie i'm

like it would be so great if this guy was just a out and out psychopath doing this to fuck with with the people he's kidnapping if that was the spin at the end yeah where it's just he was enjoying dressing up and terrorizing them oh i wanted to so i got uh an xbox one recently and i didn't know apparently they made a cod 4 remastered five years ago four years ago or something yeah and so i put that on the xbox and number one it is inexcusable how long it takes to put games on the fucking xbox and i'm not the only one i'm googling around like what do i have to do to up the limit because i have fucking tremendous, the best internet you can buy in this in St. Louis.

And it's take, it's going at 13 megabytes per second. Sometimes like it doesn't make any sense. I can stream. I can have Netflix streaming on every device in the house and it's still be at 13, turn everything off, still at 13.

But anyway, and I had a ball playing just for like two hours last night, jumping into TDM and domination. Such a blast from the past i'm working on i got my red dot on my mp5 and my m16 i'm i'm level one and so i'm absolutely even after 15 years of not playing this game i'm butt fucking these idiots these morons who don't know who who had lives in 2007 or were probably oh these kids oh they were probably five in 2007 dude, they weren't alive

I'm noob tubing across Bog and hitting people these other players, they don't know that these things exist, I go you know the B spot on Vacant where you're at A and you run and you throw the grenade right through that lattice to get into B, everyone knows

that, they didn't. It's a kid in a candy store. It's so much fun. I'm loving it. Grenades were my favorite part of that game. They were so fucking strong. I would run three frags almost all the time when I was playing pubs by myself. It's not too far from an

airstrike every spawn. I'd get rid of them right away. I would never hold on them to be used tactically like you spawn you're like what over there what over there and what over there let's see if i got anything get them out there and i mean especially on like shipment i would we play six man shipment and i would be the one who ran triple stuns and didn't care about my katie and just threw them i gotta get all three of them out every life oh yeah i can do that and didn't care about my kd and just threw them i gotta get all

three of them out every life oh yeah i can do that i don't care i want to die a hundred times if i could die a hundred times that means i got 300 stuns and my team has to be like these guys suck that guy was just walking into a wall i'm just like stun stun stun stun stun you know i don't know if it was in cod 4 but counter uav was more effective than they don't know if it was in COD 4, but counter UAV was more effective. They don't have it. Suddenly the whole other team sucks. Why does the whole other team suck?

Dude, counter UAV makes people bad. If everybody on your team was running UAV counter UAV and then whatever else they wanted, you would be really strong. And then a supply drop to just bait people. Those were fun too. I used to run the supply drop a lot. You know, there's that glitch that lasted forever.

The map would be fucking covered with those things. Wings of Redemption had a video about leveling up quickly and one of them was to give away your supply drops. And you might think like, oh no! It's like, yeah, no. Take some of them. to give away your supply drops yep and you might think like oh no it's like yeah no take some of them like if you get in something really cool grab it but uh like a predator missile for example that's like one kill it's better to give it away

uh maybe you take a sentry gun emp oh emps were like a high value kill streak. But if you give it away, you get a lot of XP and you still get the EMP. It's a team benefit. Once he laid it out for me, I was like, yeah, he's right. I gave away all sorts of shit with supply drops. Yeah, it was the fastest way to rank up.

That was really smart of him to catch that. Which COD was that? I bet he didn't catch. I bet he didn't. I bet somebody told him and then he took the credit. Was it Modern Warfare 3? I think it was.

Which is fine, too. He told me. Don't wait. It was Modern Warfare 2. Yeah, that's what it was. Modern Warfare 2 was Scrapyard. I think that was his video was on Scrapyard. It was on Scrapyard. Is it funny how you remember stuff like that? Yeah, it's fucking embarrassing.

Zach remembers it too. Yeah, I can remember a lot of videos. I was thinking about Zerg Grizz's montage today, randomly. You know what? I've been practicing my G-shot. Good. I think, probably not today, but there was a time where COD 4, Modern Warfare 2,

you could look straight down on any map and I'd know where I was. Oh, yeah. I can do that in COD 4. Probably still. Probably still. COD 4, it's like... I forgot some of the maps.

I haven't turned on a Call of Duty 4 game in over 10 years. Like, a long, long time. And as soon as I got back into like strike or crash or vacant it's like oh i know where the nade spots are i know what oh i don't have three times frag yet but i remember oh you have to aim the rpg a little bit low in this corridor because it always goes up at like just the little stupid things you remember from basically playing it's straight to one that had like two levels of square

building in the middle? What is it I'm thinking of? Yeah, that's Strike, where they had that courtyard, and then you could also climb up there and get killed by people who know where the snipers are going to be. AK-74s or LMGs, because the latticework, I wanted more

penetration. I wanted to kill through the latticework all the time. Oh, that strike. No, this isn't what I'm thinking of. This one where in the middle there's a statue. Shit. I can throw grenades in that window over there from all over the map.

I can literally round the corner from the point of view you were looking at. I can peek that corner and throw it and get it in that fucking window from max range. That showdown, I guess. That one I used to run a high penetrating weapon because there was lattice work everywhere if I recall.

This wasn't in the original game. Oh, is this a DLC? They added it really soon along like maybe in the within the first month or two they added that and one other map that i'm forgetting now i don't think i played cod 4 in the first month or two cod 4 is when i started playing i was playing halo 3 at the time and then i think i just happened to be at gamestop because back then i would go to gamestop and like just browse the shells for the cool game. I didn't know what AAA titles were.

I saw Call of Duty 4 and took it home and just immediately was like, well, I'm not playing Halo anymore. It's COD time. It's just so satisfying to just one-tap people because Halo is a struggle. And it was more satisfying knowing that they could have one-tapped you.

I liked that. It's a console game but i feel like people who came from halo are the console version of people who came from counter strike because halo was like i'm gonna mess it up but like maybe four shots to the body one to the head and that's how you body one of the head for the br so yeah so three to the body one to the head and like that's a level of precision that COD didn't require at the time. Now headshots multiplier. Last time I played COD, the headshot multiplier was higher. So it was really important to get headshots as opposed to just center massing it like I did back in the day.

But on the Halo, three to the body, one to the head. People were really placing their shots. I could maybe get the jump on you, but if if you had better aim you'd still win that gunfight and god it's very uncommon for you to beat me if i got the first shot on target yeah apex legends is a lot like that it's like a better player will just turn around and be like how dare you yes you fucking up my shield yeah so uh people came from halo to other games and just wrecked house now on the pc guys who refer like counter-strike backgrounds they crush in tarkov or any game they want to yeah because they click on pixels dude yeah yeah i'm enjoying being super low level and just getting to run rampampage. One of the first maps I played or got assigned into was Shipment.

And so I very briefly had like a 35 kill death ratio because no one else knew how to play Shipment. They were just running around. And I'm just in one of those little culverts i pick up somebody's rpd with a red dot because all i have is that bullshit saw and i just hang out and then you just hang out till you die call in your chopper get another chopper in five seconds so fast that you can't use your airstrike because it's killing people so quickly it's there's nothing better than just a game on shipment just going so right,

where at the end you're like, oh, hell yeah, 63 and 4. Yeah, you can really shit on people. When the airstrikes are layered, when yours are coming in and your teammates are... And they just start going non... There was a night when we were like, all right, everybody save your first airstrike.

Just have it in your pocket. It's like, all right, I'm going. Who's going after me? And I'd be clicking it. And then we're all prone, clicking the button. Washing the map with airstrikes, killing each other. Or killing ourselves, yeah. When you played with a full group in COD 4,

the hardest part was the inter-team negotiation of like, dude, please, it's my turn for the chopper. Like you already called it in. Guys, let them have B. We're winning 179 to three. And we've all got choppers. Give it up. Give it all away.

And then like you'd call your chopper in and the whole team would quit out. And there's nothing. There's a very particular sound. and it's the sound of a call of duty game with no enemies in it but a helicopter in the air it's just kind of scouting it'll still shoot you know it's just strafing around it's just like fuck that's mine that's mine fuck but then like the way matchmaking worked in that game, six more people would join in and you'd see them join in and then

immediately. Yeah. And understandable. Cause it'd be like a TDM where it's 70 to 31 and they're going to join in and win. No. So I, I have to get to dinner with my dad tonight.

So I've got a role. Good chatting gentlemen. Very good. All right. PKN three 99.