Painkiller Already - PKN 402

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 PKN402. What's up, boys? How's it going? It's going great. Hockey playoffs started. There's a feast of content for me to watch every night. It's great. The Blues bent over Mitty Smitty's beloved Minnesota Wild
Starting point is 00:00:16 and butt-fucked them. Shut them out in game one. 4-0. 4-0 with a hat trick from Davidson. I thought you were pulling a Woody there and being like, they butt-fucked them 2-1. 4-0 with a hat trick from Davidson. I thought you were pulling a Woody there and being like, they butt-fucked him. 2-1. Smashed him. It's an embarrassment, really.
Starting point is 00:00:30 A total domination. A total rout. And I was getting that schadenfreude, or whatever it's called. I went on YouTube and there's a million shows for every team in the NHL. So I looked up the Minnesota Wild show and they're just devastated because it's these two, and they're just like devastated
Starting point is 00:00:45 because it's these two guys, and they're from Minnesota, and so they love hockey, and they're just like, and if you don't know, this was like Minnesota's year. Still could be. It's only game one, but it's the best team they've ever had ever. And so going in, all the models and the ratings were like, it's more likely the Blues get swept
Starting point is 00:01:03 than they even win this, and all the hockey data guys, all the guys who got the 2019 run wrong, just saying. But then I thought you were especially confident coming into this, Taylor. I was pretending to be. All right, carry on. Yeah, yeah. And so the Blues just rolled over them. And all the comments I'm seeing from the Wild fans are like, I just don't get it.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Every year, why do we have to pair up against St. Louis? They just fuck us. They just keep fucking us. And it is one of those weird relationships. I see the Wild hockey Reddit. They're already assuring themselves this series is over, which it's like, dude, guys, calm down. It's game one.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Like I'm being like a braggart right now because we won one game. You think I'm retarded and you think we're going to actually sweep it? Probably not. But these guys in the comments are like, pack it up, boys. I'm going to kill myself. It's like, dude, it's game one. Dude, I'm hoping for a continuation of my little streak here. Like my sports teams and my MMA fighters have been on a fucking tear.
Starting point is 00:02:09 It's good to be on Kyle's team these days. Just world champions, national champions, you name it. Yeah. So all I need is Colorado to come through. And literally the streak of like my team's winning the championship and professional sports will continue it's kind of a topic change do you know the card this weekend kyle i am very excited about the card very cool storylines uh out with the old and in with the new all sorts of fun stuff going on
Starting point is 00:02:42 lots of you know i can't tell if you know or if you're doing a very clever sports thing. I am very aware, out with the old and with the new interesting backstories coming to us. I think that the... Just got to get in there one round after another. Keep your hands up. Keep moving forward. No, it's...
Starting point is 00:03:02 It's going to be a good card. You haven't said anything yet. So i might be conflating some of these with the may 7th card is that is the one oh okay then it's lozanne fighting uh seroni yeah um opening things up and then um there's another one with a couple of guys like shogun is fighting against osP. That's the other one. Yeah, yeah. Chandler versus Ferguson. Super interesting to me. Rose Namajunas versus Carlos Esparza. Another really interesting one. Dangerous one for Rose. We always say they're dangerous because they always are.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Because Rose is the fucking champion of the world. So she doesn't fight easy fights. But this is another one that's kind of a rough matchup for her. I love her. she's maybe my favorite fighter well second favorite fighter one of my favorite people i really like yeah yeah she's great and somehow i never have confidence that she can win any of her fights she's the champion of the world and i haven't bet on her yet yeah i mean i think i could be too sweet
Starting point is 00:04:00 right i could beat at rose right no yeah you probably could actually i don't know it's too big you're too big and strong i think i am um look and and that's that has nothing to do with what i think of myself an equal a copy of me that's a different person physically i think that person probably also beat up right any of your physical peers you're just like 120 pounds you know yeah and she's a fucking 120 pound ninja but i got like 100 pounds on you so it's like 120 pounds, you know? And she's a fucking 120 pound ninja but I got like 100 pounds on you, so it's like, fuck. If you get a grip on any of her limbs
Starting point is 00:04:32 that limb is out of commission until you decide it's no longer. Last night she was probably training to be a little bit quicker and to dodge a punch. Last night I was in my garage sweating, lifting heavy things. I just think I got the edge if I get on top of Rose Namajunas.
Starting point is 00:04:48 And the last fight we didn't mention, Charles Olivia. I'm probably pronouncing that right. Oliveira. Oliveira. He's the 155-pound champion, and he's fighting Justin Gaethje. Huge.
Starting point is 00:04:58 That's my main event. Really fun. That's my main event. That is the main event. As much as I love Rose, and shit, her fights are like barn burners. That's my main event. It is the love Rose and shit her fights are like barn burners that's my main event that's my main event
Starting point is 00:05:10 you know it's the last fight right I do not stand corrected it is my main event just because it's yours and you wanted to slide in on my thing there it doesn't make me anymore right how come we have the same left we're two different people
Starting point is 00:05:25 just like that's a big one um i'm a huge gaethje fan uh i think i still think of gaethje as like the guy like i'm not solo on olivera i'm just not maybe it's just because he has a weird look and i don't like someone who did he just beat that like was it chandler to me i don't think so i think he beat chandler to get the title and then he beat someone else and i was like all right you're real i'll look him up yeah um well and then you when does tony ferguson fight again is that is that this card that's the same card he holy fucking shit tony's on the card too he is he's chandler so i know about all of these matchups and fights but in my my head, I was like, Kyle,
Starting point is 00:06:06 you're doing that thing you do where you're combining the advertising for two cards together, and you're combining next month's card with this month's card. There's no way. Wow. This is one of the bigger cards. You guys have heard me use this line before. About twice a year, the
Starting point is 00:06:22 UFC throws a Super Bowl, and this is going to be one of those. Joe Lozon's on the card. Joe Lozon's on the card. Good luck to him facing off against an opponent who's three years older than Donald Cerrone. Lozon coming at 37. Donald Cerrone at a cool
Starting point is 00:06:38 40 years of age. Donald's been getting roughed up for a long time. Is Joe favored? I don't know but joe came off a three fight uh losing streak uh and uh with a nice first round win like 40 seconds in his uh his last time out um a lot of people thought that was gonna be his last uh daniel white insinuated that it kind of thought that was joe's last but i'm glad joe's coming back and this is a huge fight whether he wants to hang it up or not um this would be a
Starting point is 00:07:05 great there's a lot of eyes there to like get that message out like it like i don't know whether he hangs up or not i don't know it is possible and it would be neat for me so uh at the end of a fighter's career this is just a ufc thing it's a combat thing they will take their gloves off in the ring and leave them there if they're retiring. It would be like a Gretzky retirement. Maybe I'm stretching it, but if Donald Cerrone and Joe Lozon both take off their gloves and leave them in the
Starting point is 00:07:34 ring as they leave, that'll be a fucking serious moment. I agree with you 100%, but I think both of their personalities are counter to that on a on a win i think if donald serrani goes out there you're right heaven forbid like puts a showtime pettis kick type situation on joe and is and and he just stands there like yeah that's right and
Starting point is 00:07:57 then like the crowd's going crazy like he's not gonna quit there he. He's going to be like, maybe I've still got it. No, you don't. On the beach of every lake in Texas, yes, you do. Maybe not in the UFC anymore, Donald. And I love Donald Cerrone. And then the same goes for Joe. If Joe comes out and starches Donald Cerrone, the same way McGregor did. If he comes out and it's just like, holy shit. Oh, oh no.
Starting point is 00:08:24 And he gets to show like two or three skill sets and just dismantle Donald Cerrone and over the course of a minute and a half, I can't imagine Joe being like, yeah, we'll stop there. Joe's a smart guy with options. Donald Cerrone is notoriously a poor money manager. So that might inspire him to keep fighting into his 50s and 60s yeah he's got look he's invested in rvs and jet skis it's i feel you who's that who's that fighter who fought himself like all the way retarded he had like oh well tito ortiz a couple he started mostly retarded so he
Starting point is 00:08:59 didn't even have to do that much fighting to get there but then uh the ice man chuck liddell he's clearly not all there there's a lot of hard drug use going along with that he does a lot of cocaine and alcohol um so like maybe he dabbles in a lot of he's got his fingers in a lot of pies that brand is a war zone i remember because there was a this this was like at this point this was like seven years ago so he's probably way worse than this now. But there was an episode of this show, Workaholics. It was just a silly comedy show on Comedy Central.
Starting point is 00:09:31 And it's not the kind of show. It's not the Sopranos. You know, he guest starred on that show and he had like a couple of easy lines. And like you could see him struggling to put like the pieces of simple like jokey lines. He's got just on the stage. He's got no cadence. Yeah, he had no cadence. He's walking weird with his body. Every joint looks like it hurts.
Starting point is 00:09:53 See, it was really sad a couple years ago. A different organization drug him out of retirement for another little payday and had him fight his old rival, Tito Ortiz, who's in way better shape mentally and physically. And he just got beat up out there like an old man in a parking lot. That's literally what it was. But he needed the money, I guess. Or wanted...
Starting point is 00:10:14 I don't know. I don't know. This is the Iceman Ortiz, right? Yeah, he might have needed money, but I know that he didn't get much. What we know is he wanted money. Is he the guy that they gave a job at the ufc like a do nothing job because they felt bad for him but and they wanted to keep him from having to do things like this you know he put in like this is like this would be like if at your law firm after trying the first after winning fifth your first 50 cases you started like
Starting point is 00:10:44 forgetting how to read and then they were like all right get the fuck out of here the firm is established now like you keep paying that guy to do paralegal work even though he can't read anymore yeah it would reflect poorly on your firm if you just if that guy was like you know dancing in times square for pennies the ufc really differs from every other major sport in that I'm older than it is. You know what I mean? I remember when it was
Starting point is 00:11:12 in its first days and my uncle would bring VHSs to my dad's place and be like, there's a ninja on here that pinned this white guy and just elbows him over and over in the face. And he didn't say ninja although it did kind of fit with the martial arts things yeah you might be confused um yeah and uh and up until modern days when it's you don't even think of it as like the blood sport cage fighting as much as you think of it as like fucking professional athletes who
Starting point is 00:11:43 are on like special diets with trainers and nutritionists like real modern day ninjas probably the greatest wars that are ever have ever lived are in the fucking ufc right as far as we're talking about like hand-to-hand combatants like i'd pit any of the guys in the ufc against like olog the viking from from the from the year 500 ad or what i don't know ollog doesn't know any of the rules, and he's not going to play by them. All right, we'll make him abide by the rules. We're going to...
Starting point is 00:12:08 Olog no play by silly small man's rules. No, there'd be a big man for Olog. The UFC's got fucking weight classes. There's plenty of big men for Olog. No, Olog's never seen a carb. He's a meat man through and through. He's got a terrible carb. He's like a tiger. He eats 45 pounds of raw meat a carb. He's a meat man through and through. He's got a terrible carb. He's like a tiger. He eats 45 pounds of raw
Starting point is 00:12:28 meat a day. That's what he looks like. I think I've settled on the cage I'm going to get. I think I'm going to get the Rep 4000. When you build it out, even putting all the nice stuff on it, it's
Starting point is 00:12:43 still under two grand, which is a shocker to me because Rogue, it's like, all right, we'll start at 3,500. What kind of safety bars are you picking? Safety. Okay, so people don't know. You can picture a powerlifting cage. It's kind of like got four posts, and you do your weightlifting in the middle of it. There are bars that go from the front posts to the back ones so that if you fail your bench
Starting point is 00:13:05 press, fail your squat or whatever, it catches the bar rather than having it drop on you. Mine are solid bars that go across. They're kind of rectangles. Pin pipes. You chose the pin pipes. Yes, I plan on the pin pipes are free.
Starting point is 00:13:21 There was a time that's what I wished i had because mine sort of can you show that picture again zach if you can mine click into the side and go down in their rectangles and they're nice and that they're gentle on the bar like i give a fuck about that but um i wish you could see my mouse but they go from front to rear and they sort of click into those holes and go down rather than travel through the front bar all the way to the back. The trouble is it took a little skill, for lack of a better word, to adjust my bars up and down and to get a knack for not doing it crooked. And I hated it.
Starting point is 00:13:56 But now I'm good at it. So I've grown to like it. The pin bars seem very easy to get right. And that kind that's on the screen people like a lot because let's say you do a squat and you touch it it doesn't have like a really dramatic impact like the other kinds do there's a little stop and stretch that makes sense yeah you know it just sort of slides out of the way it's still there to save you but it's not there to help you or let you rest on it or anything like that i'm just wondering wondering what you picked, but the bars will be a good choice.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I haven't clicked buy yet, but my, I think my click, click, click build rack. I'll do it. I'll do exactly. It'll literally take 60 seconds. We're going with 93 inches. Then in red. I think your red's default. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah. Fair. And then we're going to go with the deep one, the 41 inch rack depth. And I'm going to make that red. And then on the, then on the safeties, I'm just the pin pipes,
Starting point is 00:14:53 I think are in the right middle one. I think. Yeah. And then I'm not going to do the weight storage tower. I'll just get like some of the, the things that like go in and uh whatever you call them the pegs those i don't need a whole other tower um if you go to so weight storage i think if you click weight storage it gives you options yeah so i'll just do like the uh the horns right oh yeah that's
Starting point is 00:15:20 nice yeah so i'm just a couple of horns and um and And then I will put the nice pull-up bar on there, even though I just bought an $800 pull-up station. Looks like that one's the best one. I still want it because I don't like that one with the globe grips. I don't think I have interest in that, but I do want that multi-grip pull-up bar. And then I want the plastic J- j cups for sure um the middle ones yeah uh actually i want i think i want the flat ones on the far right i think that's my preference
Starting point is 00:15:54 um and then i do want i need the rear stabilizer because we're not bolting it down and I need the front foot extension. Bolting it down would be annoying. Do you get big hooks for the front? I use them all the time. What is that bottom thing? That's a leg roller attachment so you can get a couple of them and you can have calf to quad kind of cantilever thing. Can you zoom in, Zach? I can't see anything.
Starting point is 00:16:23 That helps. In any case, they're not J're not J hooks in the front. I guess I'll call them L hooks because they're like 18 inches long. I use them a lot. Yeah. I thought you might like them. I use them for my deadlifts. I use them for my bent over rows.
Starting point is 00:16:37 It's how I change the weights. Yeah. Wait, I can bench press out of that too, right? You can bench press in. Oh, with the l hooks i'm talking about no with what i've just built there yeah yeah of course yeah yes absolutely i thought i'm a little stoned uh but yeah but that's so cheap like like uh i hate that zach my birthday's coming up if you just want to add that cart i wonder if shipping is going to surprise you or
Starting point is 00:17:03 where that is oh it's gonna baffle you is it free all right because sometimes like i my dumbbells go up to 65 and you know i've been like i should get some 75s you know i don't have that much more room on the rack but if i had 75s that'd be like complete what woody needs maybe not you guys but for me that get me really far and uh it's like oh yeah yeah dumbbells are 200 shipping 200 more i'm like the fuck like really that's a lot you should get on um i've been looking a lot on facebook marketplace and what you know obviously you're hoping for that dream scenario where someone has everything in the box and they just never got into it and i literally found like um like bumper plates in the box and he's like save the shipping and come pick them up
Starting point is 00:17:50 he like shows you what it's like if you add it to card on like rogue and it's like come grab them from me save the 150 shipping or whatever it was or at the time but now rogue's got free shipping so it doesn't even apply when you do the math. Rogue's got the best deal on bumper plates that I can find. Like, you can get the white-lettered V2 bumper plates so cheap. I'm going to get another set, I think, because I want some stuff on my storage. Yeah, I want to – I've been doing a lot of hangs, and I've been doing – and what I want to do with this assisted dip machine is instead of overloading um and doing such heavy um dips and pull-ups i want to do uh like like take the weight
Starting point is 00:18:34 off and like max out reps i want to i want to see how many reps i can do of like 50 pound pull-ups and that's interesting probably a lot because my idea is to go to that rock wall with zero rock wall climbing experience but lots of strength and just brute force
Starting point is 00:18:58 my way up the tallest rock wall you're not min maxing your skill set in the best way put a little effort into the rock climbing and the rest is strength you're not min maxing your skill set in the best way put a little effort into the rock climbing and the rest of the strength you'll be you're right you're right you can maybe watch some youtube videos about rock crawling if you want oh absolutely what about none i did it a little bit i had actually pk dan you guys know him he um yeah he was into indoor rock climbing for a little bit and i went with him a couple of times and got some of the just basic basics.
Starting point is 00:19:28 That just doesn't appeal to me, the climbing as a hobby, especially indoor climbing. So let me tell you, Zach, will you pull it up? It's the largest outdoor climbing wall in Georgia, or tallest. Outdoor would be fun. It's outdoors. Outdoor would be fun. It's outdoors. You're going to love this. I saw it, and that's what inspired me
Starting point is 00:19:49 to switch up my training routine a little bit. Really? That's neat. So you want to be a little more agile. Power to strength ratio. No, I'm saying that wrong.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Strength to weight ratio. It's not that. I'm not changing everything. I'm saying that wrong. Strength to weight ratio. It's not that. I'm not changing everything. I'm just building grip strength, and I don't want my forearms to burn out because I think that's what will make me fall off a wall. Yeah, I want to go to the top of that. Huh.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Are they finished with it? You build it as you go, Taylor. I don't mean to be an ass, but I would take the stairs. You see they go right up the middle. They're dealing with a terrible contractor. Please build the rest of our wall. I don't know. We've got a full day.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Right off screen is all the building materials left there like at Woody's house. Does it say how tall it is there on their site anywhere? Maybe. I mean, you can see it doesn't look tall, but you see the people and you realize how it dwarfs them. I think it's like 80, 90 feet,
Starting point is 00:20:54 something like that. Yeah, maybe even more than that. But that, that looks kind of like fun. The only rock climbing wall I ever did. 140 feet tall. As a little kid i did the
Starting point is 00:21:05 one that's at like um dick sporting goods at the mall they had a big one of those in the middle or it seemed big when i was like eight or nine but yeah it was all right i think i did something similar once like like um what do you call the belaying there's a guy holding the rope at the bottom yeah all that um i i have memories of it but my memory sometimes it's a little it's like this mixture of memories are weird anyway but sometimes like a movie can meld into a memory and i'll be like wait was that me that went rock climbing or was that an episode of dexter dexter go rock climbing? Yeah, I went and rock climbed, then came back
Starting point is 00:21:47 and solved a murder. Ah, fuck. That's Dexter again. I keep confusing my life. I just finished up with my blood analysis and I told Reed I'd be home. Oh, no. And my annoying sister, who was in the exorcism of Emily Rose and career should have ended there
Starting point is 00:22:06 absolutely it should have close your mouth bitch i feel like that picture at the top of the screen shows it so much better i know a lot of people are watching this on audio but if you zoom into that zach or not no maybe just not zoom in he's doing the best he can. Look at that photo. There you go. It looks like that classic 9-11 jumping off the building photo. I'm going to duplicate that.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Don't worry. I will. Yeah. It's a bad idea. It's a terrible idea. That was a sad day. It was a a sad day do you guys remember when that happened yes kyle i was like 35 i mean it's been a while now i mean he's like i just gotten home from work my wife is pregnant i don't think i was 35 but it was a while. I was definitely a grown up. I was on my way to work.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Actually, I kind of slacked my way in that day. It happened at like 10 a.m. And my first meeting was around 10 a.m. So I was going to be on time. But like that's that was the story. And yeah, it was on the radio and I didn't consider it a big deal. Like, oh, a plane hit the building man you know wacky things happen I get to work and everyone's like freaking the fuck out about it like is it no like so and I knew a fact about those buildings was it was designed for plane
Starting point is 00:23:40 impacts like they had a plane before I had heard that i didn't know that but i had heard that they were designed to withstand plane impacts repeatedly and uh i'm not saying you're wrong did i imply that i didn't mean no i'm admitting that it might not be true i know a plane's been hit by a building's been hit by a plane in new york okay like wait was that also the trade center was that the empire state i'm not sure but so when i heard it was hit by a plane i thought no big deal well it turns out planes have become much bigger and carry a lot more fuel than when they designed it for that and and also bush took the towers down so that didn't help yeah that's undeniable
Starting point is 00:24:13 everyone knows and then the second you know the second plane hit and that's when woody that's when your boy figured out this might be on purpose. It was after the second plane. I don't know, guys. If a third fucking plane hits, I'm going to start to wonder. Well, this one was the Pentagon. Maybe this is different people. Oh, that's right. There was a third.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And then the Pennsylvania one. It's easy to forget. What? Never forget. 9-11. Easily forgot. Why don't they say that why don't they remind us every now and then you know maybe yearly why don't they just let you know hey remember that thing don't don't forget i i almost forgot about the bombing in 93 like that they put a car bomb in the world trade center and blew it up. And I guess the nature, like it just didn't have enough compression. Like it was able to disperse.
Starting point is 00:25:10 If I understand, you know how bombs work. They really only work well if you put them in a confined area. If you have them in the wide open, that energy goes everywhere. Yeah. Unless it's Oklahoma City. I guess that was a big enough bomb to overcome that problem. I think that was a dump truck. I think that was a dump truck versus
Starting point is 00:25:30 a van. I thought it was like a rapist van. I thought it was like a big U-Haul thing, like 24 foot. You're probably right. I have done zero seconds of research into that event ever. No idea what went down. Wait, that was the Timothy McVeigh thing, right?
Starting point is 00:25:46 Yeah. He did not know there was a daycare in there if it makes a fuck to anyone. Is he dead? Was he killed? I think he got the death penalty and they killed him maybe a decade or so ago. Yeah, 2001, two decades ago.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yeah. He died before 9-11. It was a rental truck full of explosives so i was pretty close ride or not u-haul um but rental trucks come in different sizes but you know one you might use for moving i guess you can get a 35 footer just giving someone with the normal who's like drives a Prius, a 35 foot truck. I grew up driving like tractors and like, like,
Starting point is 00:26:32 like 35 foot trailers behind trucks sometimes going to the cattle sale. But when I rented that big UHA, I was like, all right, let's fucking smarten up here. Let's, let's make sure we take these turns nice and slow, nice and wide.
Starting point is 00:26:45 I don't know at what speed this bitch rolls over. I've never driven. I did the same. I ran in a truck like that, and everyone's driving next to me as you would a professional truck driver. All of you should know how incompetent I am at this. I don't know what I'm doing at all. This is a U-Haul. It says it on the side i just yeah i just got it in my head that i was like i'm gonna look
Starting point is 00:27:05 straight ahead about 150 feet ahead and i'm gonna keep this lane as best i can and if they hit me they fucking hit me but i'm staying in my lane i cannot react with this thing because in my car i'll fucking i do things i i'm a defensive driver but in this thing i was like nope now we're a big rig i've seen you drive kyle The best defense is a good offense. I agree. When you were driving your U-Haul, when I've driven one in the past, the steering was so fucked from being a U-Haul that other people who don't know how to drive trucks drive. I had this much give in the middle of the lane.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I wasn't moving. This much. You had to crank it like it was a car before power steering i almost recorded myself because to keep it in my lane like when the scariest part and maybe to some people that sounds bitch made but in atlanta we're six lanes wide going 85 and this thing don't want to go 85 especially loaded down and when i pass a big rig and you i have to pass him because he's not going fast enough there's like this wind coming off the big rig that in your car you'd be like oh a little bumpy wind thing there a little turbulence but when you're in that giant truck it's like god he doesn't i'm afraid he's gonna
Starting point is 00:28:15 push me into the other lane because it's hard to maintain my lane as we like pass each other because so much wind's coming off him and hitting me right in the side but other than that i was like they should not let some people rent these. I heard there's a whole crime spree going on nationwide where what people do is they rent those U-Haul trucks, the pickups. They're $25 a day or something. Like $24.99, no questions asked, and now you got wheels. And so criminals go rent these things and go do crime
Starting point is 00:28:46 like you're 24.99 a day people were like there's just so many of them driving around and i mean sure people need to need to rent a truck every now and then but there's so many and there's so much crime almost every crime they're driving when i was like really i hadn't heard anything about this this is awesome no people use rental cars for crimes all the time. We would have sketchy people come in and be like, I need to rent this. The shittiest Nissan you have. Where are you going? I'm going to Seattle.
Starting point is 00:29:18 And then you're going to stay in Seattle? No, I'll be there for about three minutes. And I'm coming all the way back here. And it's like, okay. And you do this every weekend, man. Like, we know what you're doing, but whatever. The car comes back, and it reeks. See, you know what I do?
Starting point is 00:29:33 Here's what I do. I say, hey, man, remember last time? You took the car to Seattle for three minutes and came right back? The car reeked of something. Who's to say what it was? My manager was just about to go out there. A fucking narc. You know what I did?
Starting point is 00:29:48 I took your car around the back, away from everybody. I washed it down. I called the authorities. They're outside. Get fucked! But you could have gotten yourself in. You could have been the cleaner. I could have been the cleaner.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Like, hey, you got another load, man? man and he's like taylor please stop talking to me like that no then that was my deal i told you i was going 50 50 or i was the entire arrangement was like this taylor's name would be hyzen like like without admitting without even endangering yourself you could have been like, you know, maybe I could give you a special service where since you bring cars back sometimes a little stinky for whatever reason, who knows what those smells are, I'll be the guy
Starting point is 00:30:34 who makes sure that nobody ever smells that. And hey, if they ever do, I could take the blame for it. I could say I'm the one that made it stinky. No big deal. Sorry, I was on my break. I'm guessing you go to seattle and burn rope yeah yeah look as a traveling hemp salesman you should know that ah my rope guys here you guys got a rope i'd like when when you'd return a car and it smelled like weed it was because they had just smoked weed in it and so like you give that to a car prep two minutes later you know it's clean and fine it was cigarettes that fucking sucked
Starting point is 00:31:09 yeah because you had to put an ozone machine in there an ancient ozone machine that barely worked and like for two straight days just leave this shit running hoping it would do i don't know what it is about cigarettes that makes it i think it's I think it's the tar. I know the answer to this. It is a combination of two things that make cars stink when people smoke in them. One is they leave the fucking air conditioner on. It sucks that tar in and that tar sticks to the filter and now the air conditioner blows cigarette
Starting point is 00:31:36 air now. Forever until you change those fucking filters out. That's really it. It's easy to change a filter, by the way. I do that every so often. But it could be all in there, right? It could be in the ductwork. Like a regular smoker, I hate to bring him up.
Starting point is 00:31:51 But remember Wings Grandma's trailer, how it had those stains on the walls? And you moved a photo. The walls weren't always brown. They used to be white from the cigarette tar. I think someone who smokes all the time in their car and it sucked into the vents, it's caked along all that like duct work and all that. You have to be right. It's got a bit of plastic.
Starting point is 00:32:09 So that's that's fucked. But like if you just turn your air conditioner off when you smoke in your car and you keep the window down, I don't think you get away with regular smoking, but you get away with an rental. Hmm. Yeah, you can. I mean, and I don't know. And look, I smoked for years and years i never had an ash go in the back seat or a cigarette go in the back seat like that's some amateur shit like i don't
Starting point is 00:32:34 know how a lot of people did it's those people who are like dainty about it and they're like trying to like let me push the cigarette up and let it fall over no you fucking flick that bitch like a man and it's gone dude some people were so overt like there's cigarettes in the passenger like footwell like where they just finished smoking and couldn't be bothered to even throw it outside the car that's so disgusting like what is wrong with you you're just being aggressively shitty stop it i have had this happen now one one time i dropped my cigarette i think i had to take some evasive maneuvers the cigarette gets dropped and now i'm like fixing but now there's like a hot cigarette rolling around and i don't want my fucking carpet melted so i'm like i'm like dancing on it trying to like get it out in the floorboard while driving down the road that
Starting point is 00:33:21 happened once that's the dangers of smoking they're always talking about have you ever seen uh planes trains and automobiles with john candy and uh it's a great martin there's a great scene where they're where steve martin's asleep and john candy's got this huge poofy jacket on and he's driving the car and he tries to take it off in the car but he's a big man yeah and he gets all stuck in it and he's super frustrated and he and he and he like the car he ends up having like almost a car's super frustrated and he and he and he like the car he ends up having like almost a car accident and they but he'd also flicked a cherry in the back seat like 10 minutes earlier so when they get out to like evaluate the little spin he just had the
Starting point is 00:33:55 whole car burns down but but not so poorly that it can't still roll so they just drive their melted car that's such a good movie that's such a classic movie i want to re-watch that john candy was that it can't still roll. So they just drive their melted car. That's such a good movie. That's such a classic movie. I want to rewatch it. John Candy was hysterical. I think it's a John Williams movie. As a kid, I loved John Candy and everything.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Which, I mean, he's been dead for almost my entire life. Didn't he die in the early 90s? He was dead even before Farley, I think. He was in Home Alone. That had to be like 91. Is it Planes, Trains, and Automobiles where he gives that monologue where he's like, yeah, I'm easy to tease. So what?
Starting point is 00:34:29 I'm a good guy. I'm a nice guy. My wife likes me. My wife likes me. My friends like me. Your wife's dead. Spoiler. Spoiler. Spoiling Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for everyone.
Starting point is 00:34:44 The movie's only been out for 30 years no it's it's a fucking class i i watched network the other night and uh i always talk about how movies make me cry i think it's just like good performances might just make me cry because because i was tearing up watching um watching uh howard beal is the character's name i'm not i don't i can't remember the actor's name, but I was tearing up listening to Howard Beale talk about bullshit and giving one of his two or three amazing monologues in that movie.
Starting point is 00:35:14 If you've never seen it, it's an incredible cast. It's a fantastic movie. And so much of it still applies today. And I think that movie's from the 70s, like maybe 76 or something really good stuff. They're like, they're like, we're worried about the Russians.
Starting point is 00:35:30 We're worried about the inflation and, and a dollar buys a Nichols worth. And he's just like going down the line. I'm like, yeah, this is like everything of today. Like I wish, I wish abortion had been a main issue.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I wish to God, we have to talk about that. We have, I guess Roe V. Wade is wish to God. We have to talk about that. I guess Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned in July, it appears. Seems elections have consequences. Elections have consequences. Yeah. Something like three weeks ago, I was like, both parties are the same. I'm no longer on that train.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Zero percent all on that. The parties are not the same. One of them is outlaw abortion and will. Excuse me. One of them is a fucking winner. And one of them is a loser. Which one's the winner? I think we're going to find out in the midterms that the Republicans
Starting point is 00:36:15 are going to... I saw projections that they'd take 70 seats in addition to what they have now. My God, that would be huge. They said that it would be the largest majority. I don't know if the largest majority or the largest Republican majority. Very different things, I suppose. Probably close. Since like 1921.
Starting point is 00:36:32 That's huge. For people that don't know, a 40-seat swing is considered pretty big. That was the minimum. They were like 40 to 70 was what they were looking at. I might be living in a dream world where like I could be wrong. I think Roe v. Wade hurts the Republicans.
Starting point is 00:36:52 This is a losing issue. Something like 69% of Americans want like abortion rights and something like 15% don't. And the rest are indifferent or somewhere in between like limited abortion but most americans don't want this this is a minority rule thing that christians have thrust upon normal people i think doing it right before the midterms hurts the republicans but i might be projecting woody's bullshit and i could just be wrong no that makes sense to me but i i you know i also thought trump would lose i've been i don't know yeah yeah it's i i hate our minority rule system i'm tilting it come on you can see the direction the winds are pointing my friends here's what's here's what's about to happen all right they're going to overturn roe v wade
Starting point is 00:37:43 and and that means that it's going to be turned over to the states, of course. It doesn't mean that now abortion is illegal everywhere. It means now the states decide. There are already trigger laws in all those states, I'm sure. And now it is. Georgia, for example, tried to have six weeks before. That's what they'd have if there was no Roe v. Wade.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Yeah, they'd have to drive to North Carolina. No big deal. I could see Woody and solve an issue. You're winning me over. Carry on. You were saying what's going to happen. Ride the bikes when I go up there. We have an accident. Boom. Now you're saving the planet. You saved $500. $500 on the way.
Starting point is 00:38:15 And now we get new bikes. Man, everything's coming up, Kyle. My whole thing is I do like states rights uh i i think abortion is murder but i think we should absolutely have legal abortion because it's got me out of a tight spot every now and then um you gotta be so often you need to murder oh god um but but seriously though like i i think that's a baby like at six weeks i think it's six or eight
Starting point is 00:38:44 weeks it's you know it's a human being but i six weeks. I think it's six or eight weeks. It's a human being. But I still don't think they should overturn Roe v. Wade. And I still think abortion should be legal. That's where I am on that issue. No one else will say that. I don't think anyone else has that same opinion. When's it getting honest? You have a similar opinion?
Starting point is 00:39:00 It's a little different. So I don't think it's a baby at six weeks. Especially when you remember that it's a little different so i don't think it's a baby at six weeks uh especially when you remember that it it's from the start of their period right so like some of these times it wasn't even fucking conceived yet but okay so so this like at six weeks in they say there's they say there's a heartbeat at like 12 weeks or something i hope i don't have this right but it doesn't have a fucking heart the whole fucking lump of bullshit is pulsing like it's not a heartbeat can ask a question yeah when can you tell gender something like 20 weeks uh 15 weeks is where it changes from a vein to a heart right so they're talking about like this oh it has a heartbeat yeah but no heart you fuck shit it's not a person um and then it says five and a half to six weeks after gestation for a
Starting point is 00:39:47 fetal heartbeat that zach here says at 15 weeks it changes from a vein to a heart so i'm telling you that heartbeat they're talking about at five and a half weeks is not a heart like you're thinking there's no heart it's just sort of pulsing if we can't solve this then no one can that's true uh zach you haven't told me how many weeks i have to look at myself for for gender um but like that's an interesting one but it i i i don't know why i don't know why i like threw that out there i don't know yeah i don't know but it'd be interesting like a defining characteristic. It makes it like a person kind of. Don't say that!
Starting point is 00:40:27 But I don't know. It's a clump of cells at first. It's not a person. It doesn't have any hopes or dreams or thoughts or even a brain when they want to stop people from getting rid of it. It gets you out of a jam. What's the line? I would
Starting point is 00:40:46 go with viability. If this baby is viable, if it could possibly live outside of a person, even if there's a chance, if it has a 15% chance of living or 10 outside the mom, you kind of went and you shouldn't. Now you're, you've taken too long,
Starting point is 00:41:00 bro. You take it too long. You know, late term stuff. You don't, well, not no late term because there's always those babies with the brain on the outside and shit like that oh yeah that's why i really lean on the whole vibe then there's a vibe yeah yeah dude could that be an advantageous trait
Starting point is 00:41:16 a brain on the outside it cannot bear with half of the super villains i've seen have visible brains yeah in cartoons okay okay i'm thinking maybe like if it's already the kid's real genuine Half of the supervillains I've seen have visible brains. Yeah. In cartoons. Okay. I'm thinking maybe if it's already out. The kid's real genuine. Wears his heart on his sleeve. A baby's sex. If it's already on the outside, then it'd be easier to do some cool stuff with.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I say we take these outside-the-box thinkers, as I refer to them, and we sell them to Elon Musk because I guarantee he's got a whole project for brains and stuff. He's wanting to do that. The thing he tortures the monkeys to do. What's that called? What's the monkey torture invention he has?
Starting point is 00:41:59 I didn't know he was torturing apes. Yeah, he's been torturing monkeys. Yeah, it's a chip in your brain. I'm not cool with this now. He's torturing eggs. Yeah, he's been torturing monkeys. Yeah, it's a chip in your brain. I'm not cool with this now. He's torturing monkeys? Someone needs to stop him. He's making a cool omelet over there, and brain-dead monkeys are...
Starting point is 00:42:15 Elon wouldn't even get, like, first rights to those dead baby fetuses or whatever the fuck. Those would go to, like, those cosmetic companies that they use like fucking foreskins and face creams and shit. How ghoulish is that?
Starting point is 00:42:29 Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rewind. I was going to prognosticate the future here. So they're going to overturn this thing. It's going to be a big fucking stink. But don't worry. The right loves this shit. They love big stinks. So they're going to come right at it.
Starting point is 00:42:45 And it's, it's going to be insane. And then coming in clutch as fuck is Elon Musk turning the reins loose of Twitter so that both sides can be as angry as, as, as fucking possible. It's going to be great. As long as nothing crazy happens in it with Russia and Ukraine,
Starting point is 00:42:59 and it doesn't like spill over into Europe. And hopefully that just keeps grinding away and doing what it's doing right now. Um, then Donald Trump sweeps into the white house that's happening and he gets another supreme court justice appointed and then we're overturning gay marriage and uh what's the other one um what's the other one regular marriage i wish no marriage for anyone make you all bastards what's the other one you're thinking of oh there's another one what's like the well-established one
Starting point is 00:43:36 it's gay marriage and there's there's maybe gays in the military maybe they maybe they go after that um does anybody care about that? Yeah, they do. The fringe of them do. I don't think my finger's on the pulse then. Actually, I know it's not. I had another thing, but it's not coming to mind now, unfortunately. They like guns,
Starting point is 00:43:57 so maybe they'd go with it. Three guns for all! Mixed-race marriage. Maybe make that illegal. Oh, Jesus Christ. Go Trump. Are we going to strike down the Emancipation Proclamation? Guns for all. Mixed race marriage. Maybe make that illegal. Oh, Jesus Christ. Go Trump. I'm pretty sure that's probably legal. Are we going to strike down the Emancipation Proclamation? Oh, gee. We're getting rid of all of it.
Starting point is 00:44:12 It's all liberal bullshit. It's all garbage. Talk about how... No, he would go the line, I believe in the founding father's vision so much, we're going back to 1777. All right? That's where we are now we fucked up the country
Starting point is 00:44:28 we're restarting it restarting we're starting again all the same rules let's see how it goes and then number one no women can vote let's keep that one folks let's keep that one folks like shit like that yeah it could um it it is a very slippery slope that that we're going into where like the republic if if all these things i'm talking about not the crazy voting stuff but like if donald trump becomes the president um that's gonna he he's gonna have a lot of power yeah they're gonna be able to do some awful awful things he He's going to have the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court at the same time. I don't think he could become president. All jokes aside,
Starting point is 00:45:12 there is a large, large chance that we're looking at Emperor Trump. The only reason I disagree is I don't think he's going to live long enough. Yeah, he's too old and too fat. I see him dying any day now. But then again, billionaires, they live a long time. Remember Dianne Feinstein?
Starting point is 00:45:32 Is she alive? I don't know. She's like 102. A story came out where it's like she wouldn't leave her post. But who are these old fat billionaires? Oh, Warren Buffett. He's an old fat billionaire yeah he's i guess billionaires tend to not be as fat musk he's not fat but musk is like 40 something
Starting point is 00:45:54 he's like yeah yeah gates is pretty old he's not fat he's he's got a terrible body he doesn't have a good body but he's not a fat one he's got dad bod. But it's like an aversion to muscle. It's like a fear of it. That guy hasn't picked up an item. He's Mr. Bird's body. Have you seen that? There's like this old interview of him on some silly morning show probably 10 years ago. And they're like, all right, Bill, we're going to ask you some questions.
Starting point is 00:46:25 And they're like, what do you think a box of Raisin Bran costs? And he's like, oh. And you can tell he's not memeing because he would have answered more accurately if people would have liked him more. But he was like, I don't know, $15. And everybody's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he's like, okay, okay, what do you think a coca-cola costs he's like $9.99 I don't know and it's like
Starting point is 00:46:48 holy shit this guy just doesn't understand the cost of it that happened to President Bush Senior too but I saw Bill Gates being interviewed this is my favorite one they're like is it true you can jump over an office chair and he's like
Starting point is 00:47:04 yes that's true can you jump over an office chair? And he's like, yes, that's true. Can you jump over an office chair right now? Yes, I could do it. Will you do it? Yes. And then he jumped over an office chair, over the back, over the part. It was like the one I'm in. I have seen that clip.
Starting point is 00:47:19 That was pretty good. You've seen it? That was an impressive jump. I like that. What if he'd fallen really badly that would have been hilarious he clips his toes on the top breaks all his teeth on the desk next to it he and um i forget who the other person was but i think he was from microsoft alpha also might have been steve ballmer had a competition going on to see who could leave the latest for
Starting point is 00:47:42 their flight and still make the flight. They used to really cut that close. So the rules were like, start at the Microsoft office, campus, I'll call it, and then zip to the airport. And Bill Gates won, but he won by running to the,
Starting point is 00:48:00 you know where you drop someone off and just leaving his car there. Look at that. That's pretty good, right? I'm less impressed now. I remember the chair being taller, but for him, that's pretty good. That's a good job. Those pants don't have a lot of flex.
Starting point is 00:48:16 That's a good point. That's a good point. You're selling me. Yeah, I like that he just left his airport there for the tow truck company to deal with so he could win his dumbass competition. I know this is back to hockey briefly, but something happened in the Blues game last night that I have never seen. So back story, I'm about to put the link here. The Blues are up 4-0 in the third period, dominating the game. And you can see in the play, the puck is already all the way down the ice.
Starting point is 00:48:48 The captain of the Minnesota Wild intends to injure, tries to break the ankle of Pavel Buchnevich, one of the Blues' best players. You can see him, as Pavel's facing the other way, try and cross-check his Achilles and take him him out and instead of suspending this guy which like a rule in the nhl is like intent to injure which is what this is instant suspension instant like that's what it should be but the refs never call intent to injure because then you know it's a big call and so they had to go do a hearing and they just find him yeah They find him five grand, which is the most they can find him, but it's a professional athlete.
Starting point is 00:49:27 That's no money. And so, yeah, this fucker gets to play. I mean, granted, he has a previously his whole career. He's a clean guy. He's only like five eight. He's one of the smallest guys in the NHL, but they didn't suspend him. And I'm now fearing that the Blues are going to retaliate next game and then the Blues are
Starting point is 00:49:43 going to get a fucking suspension. It doesn't look like there's any injury though. No, thankfully there's not like, if he would have been injured, he would have been suspended. Cause the NHL tends to do suspensions based on the outcome, not the intent, but like you can tell there's no hockey play to be made there.
Starting point is 00:49:57 He's a defenseman. He shouldn't be. I'll describe it. I'll do my best. The two players got tangled up. They're both on their knees. One's behind the other, both of them sort of upright, but on their knees. just he cross checks which means he puts uh two hand to the stick in both his hands i don't know how to describe it better
Starting point is 00:50:13 and it's straight down so he like pushes straight down on the back of the guy's achilles however the guy's ankle just kind of rotated and maybe it hit the side of his leg and uh it it looks like he's totally fine and you're not protected on your achilles like people don't wear pads there yeah but there are heavy socks and uh skates and stuff like that so it was mitigated a little bit just by the clothing like no zach we can't show nhl stuff sorry but um so bad it's so ridiculous you couldn't even show a freeze frame that's how dumb it is but uh yeah that was ridiculous watching that yeah and i was like what the fuck like like if the blues yeah it's intent to injure for sure and that's their captain and best defenseman which if anything it kind of reveals
Starting point is 00:51:01 like the blues were totally in his head you know looked like a team that wasn't there, that had never been this good or on the main stage. Have you ever done anything on that level of inappropriate? No. Never? No. I slashed a guy really hard in the ankle a couple times. That's goalie shit. No, I never did something like that. No. I did. hard and like the ankle a couple times but you know that's goalie shit other than no i never like
Starting point is 00:51:25 did something like that no i did and i'm proud of it i've talked about it before but like it i think i just got outplayed and put on my ass in a no check league and um i was kind of still trying to play but basically i kicked at the guy skates with my blades and that is frowned upon it is like it's funny in hockey you can straight up do fist fights and punch people in the face and they're like yeah but that is i think the thing called it a duster move i've never heard that term before but i'm sure it was a duster move like that's not a move that you're proud of. And instantly after I did it, I was like, that's not you, Woody. But it was. But that's not who you aspire to be.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Exactly. That's not you as a person. Just like this isn't that guy as a person. Like Jared Spurgeon's been in the league for 12 years. He's done this once. Like you'd be silly to act like he's a dirty player because of one incidence like that. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:52:23 But yeah, I was like, what the fuck? At least suspend him for a game. Help the Blues out without their best defenseman. But I guess not. So I'm just hoping the Blues respond in a way that's not suspendable or whatever. They should just check the heck out of him. They will. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:39 But he's only like 5'8". And so if he gets blown up by a clean check and injured, like that, that's still going to be because they go by what happens. Like there are clean checks all the time where a guy like shoulders, the chest perfectly clean hit, but the guy gets thrown into the boards and an awkward angle and hurts his neck. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:52:57 well, you're going to the box. And it's like, well, there was a totally legal hit. I'm just getting a penalty for being bigger and stronger, which is that. But are you sure that in the boards part doesn't make it illegal uh i mean if it's like a tech if it's a boarding yeah but i'm talking about like when
Starting point is 00:53:13 they hit a guy and then he like trips into the wall like there are some examples like that that are a bit sillier but gotcha that's that's the playoff so like you can't get too upset about it it's it's easier to swallow when we won 4-0. We, that was a big part of the effort. When we win, it's we. When the Blues lose this series, it's those guys. You're being modest, Taylor. Did they score any goals on you?
Starting point is 00:53:36 They did not. Did you play goalie? That's fair. I mean, me and Vili Huso are goalie. first playoff game ever, he gets a 37 save shutout. So that's pretty great for us. All these Finnish guys are great at goalie. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:54 For some reason, like a bunch of Finns want to be goalie and they just get really good at it. It's weird how that works. Like there's a bunch of really skilled Russian offensive players. Must just be like different cultures and how they learn to play. And then Canada, they're just the best at everything by an enormous margin. Still. It's not even close. Who won the last gold medal?
Starting point is 00:54:17 I don't think they've allowed the NHL players there for the past couple. So I don't really take it serious unless they do the NHL players there. Incorrected. Yeah. Who has the best people who unless they do the NHL players there. Incorrected. Yeah. Who has the best people who can't make the NHL? Huh? Huh?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Oh, yeah. That's what it is. And it was funny. When Canada sent a team, they're like, all right, how many NHL players retired right just now?
Starting point is 00:54:39 Okay, you guys are all invited. That's how they did. And meanwhile, Russia's like, fuck, this guy maybe and china was like oh uh technically we give all of you chinese citizenship again like china's whole team was like yuri glavinov like it's like none of these are chinese names it's it's hard to compete with
Starting point is 00:54:59 china in so many arenas because they don't have any ethics. We were talking about designer babies. I'm like, I'm telling you, designer babies are not that far away and they will start in China. There's going to be really smart super kids. There's already designer babies hatched over there. I'm telling you. They've already hatched.
Starting point is 00:55:18 They're doing their Spartan 1 training right now. They need better, faster, stronger soldiers to pilot the new mech suits that they're engineering. A normal human being can't do it. They don't have the mental acuity or the central nervous system to handle the input. They're making those super Gundam
Starting point is 00:55:37 warriors, I believe they're called. There you go. See? Is that the guy in charge of it? Huh. They jail going to. Yeah, there you go. See? Is that the guy in charge of it? So, huh. They jailed him. No, that's not the China I know. That's what they call the lab.
Starting point is 00:55:54 They jail him? What if his editing babies was just him, like, molesting Swedish women? Like, that's what his idea was. It works. Yeah. I think what this idea was. It works. Yeah. I think Gattaca was onto something. Like this idea. If people don't know, this is a movie, old one.
Starting point is 00:56:13 And it was basically a concept of these super edited people. It's hard to compete if you're not one of them. And I think they're onto something.'re gonna be bigger stronger faster better looking this regular mutts they're they're gonna have a hard time competing with these purebreds yeah we wanna we want to get in first but i also i don't want to be alive when
Starting point is 00:56:39 all this stuff takes off because when everybody's like eight foot two and you're like the last generation of not and you're like the last generation of not and you're like still dumb and have to do like math in your head instead of like using your cyber eyes to visualize it on the whatever the hell happens like i don't want to be that i want to be the last generation that dies naturally and then they can go balls to the wall it has so many it has so many uses beyond just you know the. Like, I want my kid to have blue eyes or whatever. If you were going to colonize a planet that was a larger-than-Earth planet with heavy gravity, you could genetically engineer kids
Starting point is 00:57:16 with hollow bones or less dense bones to be able to survive in a heavy gravity environment. Higher gravity, yeah. Or maybe if it's. Engineering children with bird bones and they're all just not able to walk, dying. On the planet, they're fine. We just ship
Starting point is 00:57:36 them there on crates. The embryos would be in stasis and they would be sent there on a generational ship type thing. Who teaches them? Their parents parents do they're on a generational ship they're they're they're they're living there yeah but their parents don't have bird bones the parents are gonna die in 30 40 50 years that the children are gonna be the ones to have more it's a generational ship they're gonna have family after family but they need to have those parents will
Starting point is 00:58:02 have bird bones because there's several generations down this makes sense yes they're fucking they're all fucking birds and they're all right there is no bird fucking in this scenario i mean that's the way they have you ever seen all those movies where they go on the intergenerational ship you know what happens is like after two generations of being in the apple store with nothing but white light in your eyes you go insane and they start murdering and eating each other. No, you need one of those, what are they called? The Dyson cylinder? No, no, no. Vacuum?
Starting point is 00:58:31 It's a science, it's a cylinder. It's not the Dyson sphere. It's the Dyson air blade. Is it the Dyson air blade? Is it a term where you surround the entire sun and take its energy? That's the Dyson? It's a term for where you surround the entire sun with and take its energy. That's a Dyson sphere.
Starting point is 00:58:47 I believe something else. We've revolutionized the way you can spend $2,000 to get your carpets clean. I remember watching this commercial. It's called an O'Neill cylinder. It's called an O'Neill cylinder. What is that? And what do you need that for, for the Burberry? For your generational ship.
Starting point is 00:59:03 That's going to go to like another star system but it wouldn't work unless there was like a big like a you would need an area with like trees and water and like a pond or something like you couldn't have them and oh is that what this is yeah oh okay well then i guess they'd be all right yeah i'm okay with your plan i thought so once you added the artificial park zach will you please pull up an o'neill cylinder image pretty please no i think i have a pretty Thought so. Once you added the artificial park sphere. Zach, will you please pull up an O'Neill cylinder image? No, I think I have a pretty expert understanding.
Starting point is 00:59:31 I want everyone to see. I want everyone to see. Well, that's just the worst picture you could have chosen. That looks like a nice yard. I feel like I'm not getting O'Neill cylinder either. Is this something that is an ecosystem completely contained? No. Don't use the Wikipedia. Use Google Images, you fool.
Starting point is 00:59:52 I mean, I would have gone to Wikipedia. I never go to Wikipedia ever. Oh, I do. I make sure I don't learn anything. I like hitting the random button, and I learn about a Turkish general from 1704. And then you're like, what a waste of time. And you go, I found a great YouTube channel. Let me find what it is.
Starting point is 01:00:12 So what this is, they take the written accounts from historical meetings like like Montezuma's like written account of what it was like when he met the um the spanish and like like their take on the whole thing it's awesome it's called like history talks or something like that but they thought that the spanish were literally gods and they were doing their best to give them whatever they wanted but and it it's it's a like 400 men conquered like 20 million or something like that yeah huge l like his like really 400 men against 20 million that that i couldn't even touch that many people when he had a death touch i'd still lose like the account from the spanish the account from the spanish point of view he said something like have there ever been more courageous men
Starting point is 01:01:07 ever to dare such a feat we burned our ships when we landed so there was no way of return and we have conquered a nation of millions as we walk among them don't tell them about reloading they didn't
Starting point is 01:01:23 don't give them a concept of limited sphere with these blunderbusses Tell them about reloading. They didn't. Don't give them a concept of limited sphere with these blunderbusses we're hopping off the ship with. They kidnapped the emperor. Yeah, they won that battle roundly. That would have been a sweep in the playoffs. Is it soundly or roundly? Yes. I've heard both. Oh, I didn't know roundly.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Maybe I learned something new. Or maybe I misled you oh I didn't know roundly maybe I learned something new or maybe I misled you I don't know if so I've been saying it wrong too in which case you still learned something new and that is not to trust Taylor yeah in which case I learned something new which I've been saying for years well I know we're all hungry
Starting point is 01:01:59 you guys want to wrap? you're right roundly works okay PKN 402

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