Painkiller Already - PKN 407

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

pkn407 how you doing boys how's it going doing well i'm good tired out there it's a good weekend this is very big news i woke up to my whatsapp pinging and uh it was uh it was one of you lads linking me to the wings redemption uh new york times article and uh you know how wings is like like it could be a situation where he's like what really happened was he drove to dominoes and he got in a car accident and um there was an insurance fraud and now it's a big deal and i would retell that story just like that and he's like kyle's telling lies about me i was going to wendy's that night to be clear kyle was woken up this morning at 1241 p.m. Rest of us deep into our days.

Okay, snitch. Nobody had to mention that. I was like, woke up to the WhatsApp pinging. Let's see. That's absolutely true. But what I'm getting at is in that example I gave, the relevant part of information is the car accident, the insurance fraud and all that stuff.

But he'd be like, nope, you're completely lying about the situation. I wasn't going to Domino's that night. I was trying to get to Wendy's. I never got there, but you're just, you're just lying about everything. And so I think that's what he's done again. Right. So it seems to me that he contacted the New York Times. At the very least,

he worked a lot. Answered their request for information at the very least. He talked to them. They sent some poor lady down to South Carolina. It wasn't over the phone, you don't think? There was a photographer. Zach says video chat. They sent a photographer, right?

No, he said they sent people. I saw him say it. You know something I don't. Okay. I saw him in some live stream. He's like, yeah, they're sending the people from the New York Times tomorrow. I got to meet with them. Maybe it was video chat, but somehow or another, they got a photo that I don't think he took

where he's staring off into the distance in the sun and stuff. Definitely a photographer, yeah. So in any case, they gave him a really fair shake. There he is. There's my man. Yeah, looking good. That's a good-looking photo. You can unbutton those.

Anyway, I don't know how he got it on. Oh, stop. Buttoned up, like he put it on and then-buttoned those because he wanted to look proper. That's how you put on a colored shirt. Yeah, but you don't button it up. I only do the one. I only do the top one. Sometimes I'll undo two if I think I'm sexy.

Well, I'm not going to give him any fashion advice. I'm just having a bit of fun. In any case, they gave him a fair shake in their article. More than a fair shake. I read the article this morning, and I was like, oh, okay. So they summarized the truth that this guy's name gets thrown all over the place because of Internet silliness. And he's a YouTuber who doesn't have anything to do with gun violence or earthquakes or CNN or any fake news. And he's not a crisis actor either. Like they

told this truth. I didn't see anything defamatory or like more stuff that I thought that he would agree with. Had he read it when he read it stuff like, um, at first he thought it was sort of a harmless prank and then it kind of grew into something that he really wishes didn't happen. Uh, and then they tried to sort of address the origin of it. Some people say that it started when he was on a podcast and he made jokes about lowering the age of consent and like a couple other things. Wing says he's apologized for that profusely. I did kind of a shock jock persona. That's not how I really feel. And I read that and I thought, like, maybe I'm in a weird position to judge it.

But I'm like, I get it. Yes, absolutely. Dude, I'm positive you can take quotes from me over the last 12 years and make me a monster. Yeah, we say silly things. It's just trying to get people to laugh with absurdity, and you're going to go over the line sometimes. Yeah, and even though I don't think that excuse

applies to him because he's not funny, he's just weird, I have to let him use it because I just have to. In any case, though though i guess he's like got some issue with the thing and i'm told like like like as of 10 minutes ago that he was like on live stream like with his wife like she was crying about like oh this article's coming out it's gonna make us look bad and then today i guess he was like banning the words new york nyc or new

york times or anything about the article in his stream and it's like, dude, you just did the article today and you've already decided that it's poison? Capitalize on it. That's my thought. I would be like, as seen in the New York Times. New York Times bestselling author. You can leave

that in your bio. I had that in my bio for two years. Nobody ever said anything. You can just claim that guys have fun they don't care they don't care no they don't take the ducks at the park did you did you i didn't know this this is probably stupid to not know this until a few years ago but i always had this thought like how many are they doing the top seller by the minute how are there so many number ones new number one new york times bestseller is like cheese flavored sauce like it just means they think it's worthy of that label

it doesn't mean it actually sold a bunch and when i found that out i was like oh so it's just like an oprah book club exactly wait number one new york times bestseller doesn't mean it topped the list at one point no i thought at least visit like if you're a if you hit if your song hit the top of the charts at least one week you had the most popular song yeah it's not like that at all it's it's weird because like and then you like once i realized that i'm like yeah that's true i don't think there are enough days in an eon for the number of number one and then the other thing you got to keep in mind is like i mean we all read here to some extent, you know, I I'm probably the least read here as far as a lot of fiction, but, uh,

I don't think the books are popular enough. Like, like music is to keep like a daily top 10 chart going. Like, like, like how many books are being sold? Like, what's the hottest book on the, off the presses like right now, is it selling 50 copies a day? It's not 50,000. It's going to be more than 50. It's somewhere more than 50 and way less

than 50,000. In the last four weeks, I bet I bought four books. People buy books. Probably right around there. I bet a couple. Zach is saying if you buy 2,000 of your own books, you're already on the bottom of the list or something and that's oh they like some uh some politicians

and like public figures will do that where like like hillary clinton's book like a lot of those popular figures like they'll just have warehouses of like purchased books to get them to that threshold list yeah i think they did that with like comey probably like if paul ryan had one of those no one's reading that fucker's book. Like they'd have to have a, you know, a DC. It's like whose line is it anyway? Where like nobody's keeping score and the points don't matter. Like what the fuck?

Yeah. How silly. It's like I wrote a book and then Raytheon bought 30,000 copies. Yeah, the only list I ever used to like try to determine what book to read is the Audible rating list. Give recommendations and ratings and stuff. That's how I choose books, too. I don't always succeed.

Yeah. It's like, you guys got bad taste sometimes. I didn't like this. Or they don't value the same things I do. Sometimes I can be hard to please. The last book I read, the language was incredible. We're getting off wings. I'll circle right back quickly.

The language is incredible. The lady didn't take a drink. She like took a swig of vodka that warmed her lungs like a match to a flame or something. And I'm just like, well, like I get that. She emerged from the lake feeling bright, new and brittle. And I'm like, that is what it's like to come out of cold water like bright new and brittle like i'm feeling it but i could tell you the whole story 17 hour book i could summarize in 30 seconds it was just hours and hours and hours of flowery language yeah now this one on the other hand it like jesus so much action. I can't tell what matters anymore. The guy died and came back already. And I'm like one hour into the book on this like recent road trip.

I took like I've I haven't done an audio book in many, many. It's probably since like the first one or two Game of Thrones books came out. So like over a decade ago, I don't do audio books very often. But I was my wife and I were switching off driving. And so I was going to drive for about four hours. And so I found on my phone an app downloaded the book I was listening to obviously an annoying feat because I've, I figured that in the last 12 years they would fix that problem where like an

audio book would say chapter 69 and it'd be like, well, the regular book has 52 chapters. What the fuck is going on? Like where is that? And so I had to like seek around and find it. I'm I need to write the down to cancel my subscription to audible or audiobooks.com whatever it was because i drove for four hours listening and it was so slow the pacing was just it took forever i checked because then my wife and i switched back after four hours

it had read me 80 pages oh you can speed up yeah Yeah, but I'm not going to start like this. I got a YouTube. One is like, I listen at 1.5. I consider it a, uh, like, you know how old people do Sudoku too. Yeah.

How do you pronounce that? Right. Yeah. Sudoku, uh, to keep like the dementia from sitting in. I listened to books at one and a half. It's not working.

I'm definitely getting dementia. It's not as much time left for you. It's like elderly speed, middle age speed, fresh and new speed. It's a little bit of concentration to follow the story at one and a half times normal speed. It's a challenge.

I get distracted. It's hard for me to focus because if I'm not physically looking at it, they'll talk about some kind of weapon that a guy's using. And he was using a shard blade that looks like this. And I'm like, that's tight. And I start imagining that. And then something else happens. And I start thinking about something else.

And before too long, it's like five minutes later, I have no idea what's going on. And I'm hitting the back 30 seconds until I remember. Because you just... There's something about having the physical book that keeps me locked into it with my attention dude my character died and at one and a half times speed they described the scene that killed him in like 15 seconds so now he's like having this out of body experience where he walks across a pool without leaving any ripples and i'm like wait a minute the fuck did i just miss back back back back back i need to hear this oh he's dead okay i'm glad i rewound for the

integral to the plot yeah i'll give it another go i can see how it's definitely better than anything else on a road trip but for just sitting at home i can't see myself ever picking like if i were to try and see audiobooks working out i would not retain anything home i can't see myself ever picking like if i were to try and see audiobooks working out i would not retain anything like i wouldn't be listening that's why all the tv shows i put on when i'm working out are shit i've seen before background it's family guys simpsons back in the days of terrestrial terrestrial radio i was forced to learn and like new songs now i am like stuck in the 90s or something like that's a little bit of an exaggeration but like i i have a hard time finding new music that i like and i've worn out the songs

i like so audiobooks are good for that yeah they definitely are oh anyway wings yeah we got off of that so i guess i'm confused what is it? I don't watch his streams. What did he say that he thought was misconstrued or misrepresented? Because as I read it and I wasn't scouring it, I thought it seemed pretty positive. It literally seemed like the articles that came out five years ago and they just removed Sam Hyde and put Wings of Redemption. They mentioned Sam Hyde.

Yeah, they mentioned a comedian because it's literally the same scenario it's just they post people who are trolling post a fake photo of someone who has nothing to do with it and then they try and fool journalists and every once in a while they pick it up and everyone goes ha ha ha ha ha that's not real fooled you and that's the whole story

and so it really is carbon copy of what happened with Sam Hyde with Wings except Wings on a much lower scale, I would say. Yeah. Well, I mean, they were freaking out last night and they hadn't even read it. So like the whole thing is weird. Like they're, I don't know, they're weird people anyway. Like, what are you going to, what are you going to do?

I just didn't think it was negative about him at all. No, it's not negative. But again, they were freaking out about it before they read it. So that, you know, like, why did you agree? Why did you talk to him if you didn't want him to? I don't know. They're going to do it either way. I didn't think they painted him that negatively.

They made it very clear that he is not doing it. He's the victim of it. He's being trolled and part of online gaming. In the thing that they barely sort of blamed for being a shock jock 10 years ago i don't know i thought it came away looking pretty good yeah they were just like yeah and

then this stuff happened and they were if anything they were quoting him they like quoted him and uh like that when they were when they were saying that stuff they were using his own words so uh i don't know he's he's silly he was he was just a vehicle like they they wanted to clearly write an article about the the fake trollery that's going on and he was just a vehicle like they they wanted to clearly write an article about the the fake trollery that's going on and he was just a vehicle for it like they didn't have a ton on him well i mean i i disagree with that because i think he's the guy he's like they said something about what like there was some stat in there about how like um something about six thousand percent more activity around like like his hashtag or something.

There was some stat in there. He is the guy who gets the attention. More so than Sam Hyde, I think. I was going to ask that. Taylor said Sam Hyde happens on a much bigger scale. Now, in my universe, Wings of Redemption is huge, but I'm

open to the concept that I'm biased. It's probably just like I'm open to the concept like i'm biased and it's probably just like i'm thinking about the total length of time like there were like 2017 news stories that came out where it was like sam did it and that's like still when people kind of bought it but it's almost like they switched to wings those same people because the sam thing's not working because every even like if you showed a picture of sam hyde to anderson cooper he'd be like i know who that is you're not gonna get me no i'm not talking about that guy you fuck i know that that's not the ghost of kiev i like this i remember that bernie the full version sounds like

a racial slur when spoken aloud so his name is bernie first name last name like al gore gore gore and if oh gores okay plural and if you put it together you can get something a little racist yeah i love hearing people say it like it doesn't roll off the tongue as like you don't catch yourself that you've said because it's not exactly you know it's it comes off. Like, I've seen so many people read it out loud, or aloud, I should say, and just, like, not realize they were saying anything they shouldn't say. Just, like, I loved one of my favorite little things that the community put together was when they had all of those Twitch streamers, like, praise him for beating his weight loss surgery. Like, congratulate him.

Oh, my gosh, yes. Like, there was this montage set to music. You're beating the surgery. They didn't say beating the weight loss surgery. Congratulate him. There was this montage set to music. He beat the surgery. They didn't say beating the weight loss. Beating the weight loss surgery. No, he beat the surgery. It's an important distinction because Gilbert Godfrey doesn't congratulate you for beating

the weight loss surgery. He thinks that you did a good thing. Beating the weight loss surgery means that we're on the same page. But he had everybody saying it like, like, like he, he,

you know, like these, these Twitch streamers that you could get to say something like that for a dollar. They're saying it like, like, but then like, I'd be like,

ah, I know who that is. Like, like, like 15 or 20 different streamers, like in a row, like congratulations, Jordy on beating your weight loss surgery dude i when i ran woody craft i used to find minecraft streamers that had text to speech

and be donate like three dollars for it to say woody craft the best minecraft surfer in the multiverse they'd be like the fuck covert advertising. Yeah. That's a good ROI. $3 to poach people. You only just sell one diamond sword. You're in the money. Yeah, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, it does surprise me that he is already shutting it all down on his stream.

Because I imagine, like, you know, I totally get being anxious about a New York times article or a big article coming out about you because someone might sandbag you or something. I totally understand being concerned about that, but it doesn't seem like that's what happened. The, the principal focus of it was the shit surrounding him and how it impacted journalists falling for it or trolls trying to force it. It was really only a small bit about wings personally,

like the trying to get into wings mind. I've given up on that one because you've, you've got to like, like I've talked about this before, how he'll say a thing and then we'll try to like dissect it and understand it using logic. And that's just a fool's error. Like it's not,

that's silly. It's, it's not a logical thing. He said, you have to keep my, he didn't mean what Like it's not, that's silly. It's, it's not a logical thing. He said, you have to keep in mind. He didn't mean what he said. He said that because of X, Y,

and Z. That was just a thing he said to get you to leave him alone. That's usually the case. And so we'll be like, I don't know. It doesn't really add up. No, of course it doesn't add up because of buffoon said it off the top of his

head. One, not often like real things. I try to dissect wings as words and actions is we have different set of priorities, right? I'll be like, all right, wings, let's lean into real thing. When I try to dissect Wings' words and actions is we have different set of priorities, right? I'll be like, all right, Wings, let's lean into this thing. I know that it bugs you, but there's money to be made here. You could potentially be a really big thing, you know, New York Times or some line of trolling or whatever. At this point, every donator should be personally berated by you or they haven't received their money's worth you

know twenty dollars it up and i will call you a cunt licker for on stream or whatever it is that you don't want to be called cool and he won't lean into it and it's because he prioritizes like peace and sanity like his fans and i'm like you can have peace and sanity after you're a millionaire i'd be like i mean what up, fellow whale watchers? You ready to kick one off? Or maybe his most dedicated fans, they'd be the cholesterol kids. The cholesterol kids. I fucking love it.

That's the fun here. Yeah. Heart attack homies. I'm trying to think of a blood pressure something. The blood pressure posse? The blood pressure boys. The blood pressure posse? The blood pressure boys. Blood pressure boys? We're doing a little...

Blood pressure pals. I don't know. The chili chokers. I'm down. That's what he needs to be doing. I'm trying to put myself in his headspace. And the first idea I had would be to do the interview with them. And then as soon as the interview goes out and the first idea i had would be to do the interview with them and then as soon as the

interview goes out and like the articles there i immediately pivot and take screenshots of where they say that i'm not a former soldier and i like am pissed about it i'm like the fact that you would undermine an american's efforts to make this world a better place is despicable. And just get a bunch of people behind like, you lied about me. I was a special operator in Ukraine. Oh. He should be going, oh, what if he was, what if he immediately gets the green screen going and he's like

quadruple X. He should have a quadruple X military uniform on. I'd be like, I'm an operator. Respect me. There's a flag of Ukraine, but it's painted on. He'd be like Captain... Oh my God. He would have 6,000 people in his dream.

He'd be Captain Wings of Meal Team 6. And he would have a green screen and a fighter helmet on so that he's in the plane and get him to play one of his fighter pilot games. He'd be the ghost of Kiev. I was in a MiG-29 three weeks ago

taking down the Russian MiG-31s in spite of my disadvantage. I don't even know if these are real planes. What you've got to understand is my MiG-29 I can barely do 1,400 knots because of my girth. You have a true disadvantage. You know those planes from World War II ii that had like mouths painted on them

yeah it's got a double chin and like a burger in it his fans would help him with this like they would give him the the green screen background to use not the the fabric but like you know the graphic that he could put behind him they ah man the emoticons and stuff like he could do it it would be great but he doesn't want that what he wants is people to watch him and respect his gaming skills and the market for that's so small he wants them to show up like he's shroud he thinks he's shroud like you show up to shroud like like i like shroud's personality fine but it's not his defining characteristic.

You show up to watch Shroud fucking shit on all over a game and anyone else who dares play it in the same room as him. Wings thinks he's that guy. He'll never be that guy. The longer he tries to be that guy or try to pretend

like he knows a lot about Fallout when he knows as much as somebody who's played it twice. It's like, okay. He's not a Fallout expert? No, he doesn't really know any. Just the broad strokes, really. He's been playing it for 10 years. Does he say he's a Fallout expert? I bet if you quizzed him on it, he wouldn't even

know the broad strokes. I wouldn't know enough to quiz him on it. He wouldn't know what the main characters are, what cities the games are held in. I never really played Fallout, so I couldn't do it. I think you're trolling. Do you? I do. I think Wings has played a lot.

I don't know. I'm inclined to believe. Probably. Just a tiny amount, I would say, probably. I doubt he knows what cities the games are held in. I know one of them is in vegas yeah new vegas yeah but wigs doesn't know that so leave him alone no but in reality though like he doesn't know as much as like uh there's a youtuber i can't recall his name but like he's a bearded guy he looks like he's maybe 40 he's a little chubby and he does these long long fallout videos where he tells you

this story it's a narrative and it's more about the story his words that he's saying than anything that's on the screen you're not that guy though wings you know like like he wants to be that guy but he's not i wish he would be i wish he would be the ghost of kiev i wish he would lead the cholesterol kids to uh you know a thousand subscriber a month twitch channel that was just having fun. Imagine him saying that he made his dream come true and that he caused someone's parents to die in a burning automobile accident in Kiev.

Oh. Right? I was there burning parents with my flamethrower or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, he could go after some Russian trolls. Yeah. If he channeled us. You know, there are a lot of things he could do.

We're always doing these silly little ideas. I mean, but we see his iteration of him, right? Like, I think the most high effort thing he ever did was fat Lincoln, and all he did was go buy a hat. And they kissed his ass so much for buying that hat. It was praise and love. It was like, oh, thank you. Thank you, Big Daddy Wings.

Let me suckle at your teat for buying that hat and doing a thing. Everybody loved it. They literally did. I like this. What else did they say? Say it again, actually. That one worked. They wanted to suckle at his bitty.

PD. For putting some effort in. People really appreciated Fat Lincoln whenever he did that. I'm pretty sure all it was was a goddamn hat. I don't think he had anything else. I don't even remember a beard. He always has the Lincoln-style beard. He doesn't do the mustache. I've seen him pull in the Uncle Fester look before.

He shaves it off. Isn't that the Lincoln? It's a beard, but no mustache, right? Because he doesn't do the mustache, right? I've seen him pull in the Uncle Fester look before. He shaves it off. Isn't that the Lincoln? It's a beard, but no mustache, right? You know, I can't picture Lincoln right now, but I don't think he has a mustache. I think he's got a chin. I think it's a chin beard with sort of a Leonidas tuft. I actually have a picture of it.

He grew the beard, I would argue. And it is just a hat. You can look at the picture in the link and see if you agree. It's a pretty Lincoln-y hat. What's that subreddit you found it on? Hold on. I'm not familiar with that one.

What's it called? Just neck beard things. I found it from Google. You had that one saved. Taylor, I've been admiring your background since the Blues were knocked out and you changed it to the crying Michael Jordan at his ceremony over the St. Louis Blues logo. It has been sad days, but again, you do have the cup from just last year, or not the year before last, because Carolina

won it last year. Tampa. But maybe Carolina. You know, I meant Tampa, but I said I was picturing the state of Florida when I said Carolina. It just was a slip. Oh, yeah. I know hockey stuff, but my abs have apparently beaten the

Edmonton Oilers. Yes. And moved on to the championship round, as we call it. Yes. They call it the big game. The big game now, as they call it.

the best of 12, I believe it is. You do a lot of even numbers. Well, you know, they go to the 13th game if need be. It's sort of an unspoken rule. What do you think is going to happen here? And who are we playing against?

Well, here's the thing. Colorado has not lost any games against any teams other than St. Louis in this postseason. They swept Nashville in the first round, which was not unexpected because Nashville, like Nashville came into the playoffs.

Like they had a golf date and they were really trying to make it like they did not want to be there. And so everyone was like, kind of, yeah. And then the blues abs was probably the most competitive series. It definitely would have gone at least seven if Kadri hadn't run Binnington and taken our goalie out of the game.

But that went six games. Very good series. And then they played Edmonton, which was a complete butt-fucking because Edmonton has the best two players on earth, Connor McDavid and Leon Dreisaitl. They're the best two players in the world Connor McDavid and Leon Dreisaitl. They're the best two players in the world, and they carry the whole team by themselves. And it's literally just watching Connor McDavid do his best

to try and carry a team because he's the best player since Gretzky, and he can't do it all by himself. Literally, this is how good he was. He put up 33 points in 16 games. That makes him like 15th all time in all playoff runs for total points. And he only made it 16 games in. He's not going to get to play the last round. So he played incredibly.

But every game was like six to five. And so the Avalanche are like, well, just keep scoring. And McDavid's like, well, I can't play defense and goalie too. I guess I need three more goals. And the Avs are like, that's funny. We can do that too also. And our defense is better. And so the abs are already waiting at the Stanley Cup final.

We won't know who they're going to play for potentially another week because it's only two to one. So that's got to be like the betting odds have to really shift to the abs because in other sports and just in my head, like when that happens and hockey's a physical game. Baseball can be a little bit – actually, they all are. All of the championship games are. I know baseball isn't a contact sport,

but getting that extra week for your starting pitchers to heal up, like starting pitching rest time might be the biggest determining factor in who wins playoff baseball. So it's just such a big deal to have your guys coming in fresh i gotta imagine it's the same in hockey like like bruises and contusions and like muscle pulls and stuff are just healing up meanwhile the guys that you're gonna have to play against are just getting more hurt for sure that's exactly what's going on and like it'll be they don't ever come out rusty when they have too much rest well i was gonna say that it's

they it's a saying they say well rested-rested or well-rusted. A week, though? A week, though. A week is a good time to be off, but it kind of takes you out of the intensity. I'm sure they're in the pads and stuff. They're practicing. Oh, yeah. They're practicing every day.

I just can't imagine a week making a professional athlete rusty enough that he would take having to play for his birth in the, in the, in the round anyway, like, like all week, it's definitely more advantageous to sit out than to be in there. Absolutely. That's very true. Like in like, you'll see silly stats where it's like, you know, the record of teams that sweep first teams that go to seven, isn't as great as you thought. And it's like, well, yeah, but everyone knows what like you want. Do you want your guy having to play an extra 180 minutes at minimum of hockey? No, you don't want him having to do that

because he's probably going to get hit two dozen times and be bruised at the very least or maybe tear something and have to play through it. But I think if the New York Rangers are leading the Tampa Bay Lightning 2-1 right now in the Eastern Conference Finals, if New York wins, I think Colorado will sweep them for nothing. If Tampa wins, I think that's going seven because

colorado the only really really good goalie colorado's had to play against this entire postseason was jordan binnington for the blues and their response to that was to run him and injure him you know you could say it was it was accidentally on purpose one of those accidentally on purpose you know well if it was if it was if it was kale mccarr you know their defenseman young guy and he was the one that ran binnington in that way i would have been like there's this guy's probably just really over eager and excited and he made a reckless play the fact that it was a guy who every postseason for the past half decade has been suspended for intending to injure people his name is nazem kadri he almost killed our best

defenseman last year took him out for the series of the head what a great day on Jordan Falk and so like it was like ridiculous like I was like yeah obviously he did that accidentally on purpose here's five examples of him doing it but you know because the abs are like the golden child of the NHL right now no one wanted to talk about that well this is truly the year of Kyle because it's weird I can't see anybody my team's gonna win a championship like all that we need to like complete the like the full, I don't know what you'd call it, when every team and every athlete wins a championship. If Valentina Shevchenko takes the 135-pound belt in December and Jon Jones takes the heavy – if he beats Stipe, that's good enough.

If Jon Jones comes back and whips some ass this year and Con if john jones comes back and whips some ass this year and conor mcgregor comes back and whips some ass this year that that'll be the golden cup i'll call it of kyle's athletes and teams winning because it can't get any better i'll be so happy a grand slam of championships that'll be a full fuckeroo of the third dimension if all those things come through for me um because it's it's i got the braves the the bulldogs who are like the bulldogs are the team i care about the most i actually truly do follow and watch their games but like now if i could just get the falcons on board with the championship like man it could be a it could be a real good year for kyle we're very fingers

crossed here it's it's looking good it's good kind of a long shot falcons are quite the long shot um it's not gonna happen that's why so is conor mcgregor uh coming back and beating up anybody and but john jones coming back and whipping steve at cpa i think that's a given like my money's all over john jones for that i would i would bet more than i normally bet on fights and games on john jones to beat up steve i imagine it was in ghan. I wish it was Ngannou too. I get fickle with fighters that I don't really like if they're injured or something. I'm like,

how long is your knee going to be fucked, dude? How long are you going to sit out? Is it knee? I thought it was his knee and then I see him at boxing matches trying to fight Big Boy whatever his name is. Ice and Fury. That shit annoys me I like

my fighters to make money but not so much that they don't need to fight anymore you should be able to have you should be able to have two cars and fly first class that's as rich as I want you getting for now for now

alright we'll get you some money later on but like if you if you've got like 80 cars and two planes like you don't need to come fight anymore you're kind of fucked as as viewers if you're buying six digit watches you're just not motivated to fight anymore yeah the whiskey money's insane and i think he's got a beer now like he was like yeah he's got a beer now do you think it's selling well in ireland uh yeah there was this like thing on youtube i think i think like someone owns the conor mcgregor youtube channel like they have his name and there was like a live stream that got recommended to me but it's not him it's a live video feed of con Conor McGregor sitting at a bar talking about his beer.

But at the bottom, there's like a cryptocurrency-like code you can scan. And it's like, oh, yeah, send us this much. And Conor's going to send you this much back. Conor's giving away $8 million today. And I just know that people i'm like how is this live stream still rolling with 8 000 people watching it how many of them are sending money to these scam artists lately um i see stuff like that all the time i remember someone else did that with um uh maybe floyd mayweather um like a while back on twitch

like ran a scam like that but yeah it's been um it's been a long time since any of those guys have done anything fun i want carter to come back and win some fights but i don't know who he comes back and wins against that tony ferguson is the coolest fight that they could put together tony versus connor i'd love that i'd love that that might be my number one fight too i I love that. I think Connor wins. Tony Ferguson the best he can do is look okay before he loses for a little bit. He was looking great before this last one. I don't hold this last loss against him. Tony hasn't completely

slipped into the Michael Johnson realm to me yet of people who are just outside the top 10. They can still fight a little, but they're never going to be in the top five again. He's not that guy yet, I don't think. But the top five at 155 is such a murderer's row anyway that it's like who do you squeeze out to put Tony

Ferguson ahead of them? Chandler? No. I think Ferguson's done. He's older than you think too, right? He's 38. Dude, this guy's pushing 40 at 155. He's done. His goose is cooked. And then when you realize that he didn't really fight top

fighters and didn't get exposed because of his injuries, I think they worked out to his favor and kept him relevant longer than he would have otherwise been. I don't know. i know the khabib fight fell apart maybe five fucking times khabib's kidneys failed once tony blew his knee out once and then there was other shit along the way um it's a shame that's the fight that we wanted so badly um for years and years and it kept getting put off this unstoppable wrestler against this guy

who just can't be taken. I mean, he can be taken down, but it's like, now you're fucked. He's going to cut you. Yeah, right? If you do what Khabib does to people, he hits you in the top of the head with an elbow. So it's like, well, let's watch that fight. Never happened. Too bad. Yeah, yeah.

I could have easily seen Prime Tony beating Khabib, though. I don't. I feel like in hindsight, we all thought that'd be a good fight, and they were different classes of fighter. Khabib would have mauled him and had his way with him and then it's like oh wait a minute this tony that we thought was so good never had to fight tough guys because either he or his opponent would get injured so he was always getting easier fights than you thought and he's like flat out crazy hearing voices coming from the walls and shit like that. That was just one time. This is the hymn of that time period.

In hindsight, he was saved from a Khabib beating. I don't know. I don't know. Conor has done the best against Khabib as anybody ever has. Yeah, sort of Khabib was proving a point, though. Khabib didn't just want to win. He wanted to kick his ass. Khabib was proving a point, though. Khabib didn't just want to win. He wanted to kick his ass. Khabib finished Conor, and he had him on the ground beating the fuck out of him,

saying, like, where's your talk now, big guy? Where's your talk now? Let's talk. Let's talk. And Conor's like, it was only business. I just, please stop. I don't like the way you hit me anymore. Well, I mean, it's a good point.

It's like, I like i making you money you dumb fuck did you really get your feelings hurt it is true that connor was making money for i assume both sides i don't know if khabib he was champ right if he's getting a percentage of pay-per-view and connor's making that pay-per-view so big yeah you'reib's problem is he like does is he's a bully a and he's a he's a sexist like piece of shit b and c like he's not entertaining at all i disagree with that style is entertaining his like his broken english is charming after until you've watched about 30 or 45 minutes of it and you realize he's just dumb he's not being creative like i don't like khabib i've never liked him like he doesn't get the game that's being played you must struggle with the fact that he's the best to have ever done it oh i don't think he's the

best to have ever done it either yeah who are the other undefeated fighters oh i don't think undefeated matters when you've got a schedule like his like i like like half the people he started off with or I don't know. Who are those people? Well, that's what happens at first. And then you start taking on anybody. I think GSP's got a better record. I think Anderson Silva beat so many badass

motherfuckers. There's a lot of people that are in contention for that. Who's the greatest of all time? Pound for pound nonsense. Those are both great choices. Amanda Nunez, it seemed like until recently, you were going to be able to put into a conversation like that. And then what is it? Volkanovski

is just quietly just destroying anything and everything they put in front of him, including Max Holloway twice in a row, according to the judges. We've too much UFC talk. Yeah, a little bit too much i like it though um is it i i what's the next event and then we'll shut up about it what who's fighting next nothing's on my radar to be excited about maybe i'm wrong yeah i can't think of what the next one is um i'm looking forward to uh

nunez and pena fighting again uh but that's about it. That's on the horizon. Dude, so I went, I did that Acra thing over the lake this weekend. Oh, yeah. And then having been away, I came back and wanted to be calling some attention. So we go out on our electric skateboards and we're zooming around the neighborhood. And this is relevant.

I hate to admit this. Zach, can I get full screen? Unfortunately, this is what we look like. So as we're buzzing around these little kids, that's enough. Zach,

I can't take any more of me. Children called us a nerd. We're, we're skiing by the lake. Nerd, nerd. And I look by. They're like, nerd, nerd. And I look at them and they stop. And just as we're about to go out of sight again, nerd.

The cool kids of the week. Nerd. That's such a benign insult benign insult that's so how old were these kids they were like 13 maybe but like that's not nice at all like i'm just a dad like i almost wanted to pull over and crush them with a lecture like i was thinking about it. I was like, I will go back there and be like, hey, bro, this is a teachable moment. I'm just a father, a 19-year-old special needs kid. It's hard to

bond with an autistic son, but I found something where we can do it. We take these electric skateboards out together, I listen to what he has to say, and we do a joint activity. There's not a lot of things we do in common, but this is one. What are you in love? You're 13 and you're shitting on that? Why would you?

Maybe 19-year-old him reflects on this conversation, but I didn't do any of that. It was either ignore them or a good beating. There's no way you go back there and have a hallmark moment. They'd be like, oh, look at Mr. I love my son. I don't know. In my head, he reflects upon it. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it'll never happen.

It's possible, but I don't know. Not now. Later. I feel like modern 13-year-olds are even meaner than we were, right? We were mean, but I don't know if we were modern-day Zoom or 13-year-old mean. I don't know. They've all got perms. Those kids hit

puberty during the pandemic, dude. Those are monsters. Yeah. Probably did. Probably did. I got called a nerd. Nerd! Being called a nerd by a bunch of children is so funny. I haven't been heckled in a while.

You have to keep an eye out for them so you can return the favor. Like yell something way over the line. And then when they go back to their parents, then when you go back to their parents, you'd be like, this is even surprising for me. I'll give you this. Your kid's creative. But he was actually mocking my special needs son.

And then they're going to be like, whoa whoa like beating their kids right in front of you and then you'll you'll have you'll take up smoking just to have a cig be like get that one he got off easy i i don't know i want to come back with a helmet blacked out you know motorcycle helmet and a bat just rain terror on him. Who's a nerd now? Like I'm playing polo. I gotta tell you, no one can take your side on that one. Kyle, can you imagine

the first PKA we have to do where Woody's arrested for beating a child into paraplegia? I mean, I don't know how we cover that one. We'd be like, honestly, good bit. It was funny. He did call him a nerd.

It's over the line. That's so funny. It was a part of you just like flashback to childhood. And you're like, Colin, we should take our helmets off. He's right. Dude, when I put my helmet on, I took that selfie and there was a character,

an alien on the Jetsons. Oh, yeah. I know his name. Was it the little one that floated around? Yeah. Yeah, he was green. The Great Gazoo. If you could show this guy

zach it is the great kazoo and i after you show him flashback to me i was more as a flintstones kid right so look at his oh i see what i feel like i've got something going on yeah yeah, Great Kazoo. That cartoon from the 60s is probably what those kids are referencing. That's what it was. Look at that Jetson fan over there. Get a load of this Great Kazoo-looking motherfucker.

He's just riffing on you with 60s references. What are yous references time traveler nerd man that's that's a rough one i was like i'm 49 and that still kind of stinks yeah nobody likes that shit that's right i mean have you seen the uh uh what's his name something milaney what's his first name john he has that really funny bit where he's like like he's like i cross the street if i see a group of middle school boys because no one will criticize you about the things you're self-conscious about

the way a group of middle school boys will and he's like he's like look at that man he's got feminine hips and it's like oh that's what i'm sensitive'm sensitive about. I'm butchering it. It's a very funny. John Mulaney's first stand-up special, his first full hour, genuinely hilarious. He's fantastic. Yeah, he has a confidence and a pacing in his delivery that's good. Yeah, it's got really good. I like it a lot, too. Yeah.

I haven't seen his new. You know what? I think I did watch the beginning of a newer one of him, and I wasn't blown away, so I stopped. You have high standards though for um for comedy i think i think i'll watch one and be like i liked it and you're like i've seen better like well not everyone's gonna be the best you've ever seen like i i it's my thinking that you don't do that to movies you don't say like you can enjoy a movie that is better than two-thirds of the movies out

there right you'll be like yeah sure it was good but not great but a comedy routine comes out and you're like ah still not the best one i've ever seen fucking it's really like just like it i compare it to like the kind of comedy that made me laugh the most which was stuff like 2005 to 2015 like bill bird louis ck like all those guys in the ona universe and as kind of like culture has distanced from that like hyper offensive you know shock job thing i've kind of gotten less less interested like what we talked about like it was either hutch or destiny like i don't like the applause break comedians where it's like when they say something that's meant to be brave but everyone in the audience already agrees and every major newspaper already agrees and then

you're like yeah i said it and it's like yeah whatever like i know what i was trying to remember have you seen ricky gervais new special i have not is it good watch that that you'll like that a lot um yeah yeah yeah that's very good uh he was good on ONA back in the day. He covers a ton of touchy subjects. He's not tiptoeing around anything. He's going right at trans stuff and racial stuff. It's very good. It's really funny.

He's an atheist's atheist. He has a lot of fun with that too as always. It was really good. I liked it. I don't know. Is it overly political? A lot of the stuff I really enjoy was just retarded, stupid... Like Norm Macdonald, perfect example.

He's just making you laugh to be funny, to make you laugh. A lot of the time, there wasn't much deeper. Sometimes there was. He's making fun of people. He's picking on... He's making fun of everyone he's he's he's picking on He's making fun of everyone and he's making sure that he hit he gets everyone There's there's some bit in there where he says trans people just want to be treated like everyone else is like yeah That's why I'm making fun of you It's like like join the crowd you get mocked and and then he says something awful about trans people

It's just you know the whole way through. It's really good. I think they're almost always an hour. But no, it's on, where was it? Netflix or Amazon, I don't remember which. Amazon's killing it. I'm watching the third season of The Boys. They dropped the first three episodes.

I'm guessing there will be 10 in the season. But that's a cool way of doing it, a little mixture between giving you everything like Netflix does and trickling them out like so many other streaming services do, which we hate. I don't know which is better, but giving us three gives you an option. You could savor them and watch them a little bit at a time, or you could do what I did and watch all three back to back to back uh and you do whatever you want but it's an excellent season already it's

the goriest show on tv it's the most entertaining show to me on tv they've got a special effects budget that i don't know what it is but it's high enough that everything looks real um like the blood and gore has a they have their own sort of like look to it but a lot of it looks real interview with um huey i think is his name is yeah who's the guy dating starlight we got it huey is almost frustrated he's like i spend so many days covered in gore he's just coated with slime in half of his acting scenes there was one where they spent a lot of time inside a whale. This is last season, so it's not a spoiler. And he's just in a whale carcass that's like dying or dead.

And he's covered in whale goo and surrounded by whale goo in basically a room made out of whale goo. And he finds it to be a really unpleasant working environment. I thought it was fun. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. It's great. I don't know. It's the most entertaining show on TV.

There's a scene where a superhero, a superhuman, shrinks himself down to the size of a grain of rice. Then he runs and jumps into his boyfriend's penis hole. No, into his penis hole and uh yeah i i think you you might want to watch again that's his penis he's crawling

inside of so he goes inside of the guy's penis and he's rubbing around and yeah you're wrong that was a penis there's a penis the head of a penis is on a table and he opens the hole and crawls in did he uh did he have shoes on he was completely nude oh well that's okay that's better and he's rubbing around in there again you know give him a good time and then he uh he sneezes and goes to full size and the man explodes from like the waist down and he's just like a ripped apart torso gasping for air and dying and he does die within you know two seconds as you would and the guy's just covered in blood and gore yeah it's wild um but but when he's crawling inside of like the cgi cock it's like what are we watching this is amazon i googled it because i was kind of i thought i was right i was wrong that is definitely his

penis that he crawls into uh i even remember like it's horrible what i thought was a butthole they show it right before he goes in it it it's the head of a penis on a divined anus i just misunderstood i mean i don't i don't need to describe what a penis looks like to you. Apparently you do. When a man loves another person very much, the penis will become engorged with blood and turgid. That's a hilarious way to explain sex to a young kid. When two men love each other very much.

What about women? Don't worry about that. that's one of the opening things that happens it's not a big part of the plot it's just like it's it's what they were up to when the season began you know it's it's like you're catching up with all your characters and two or three of them are staking out the guy who gets little and blows people's dicks up or whatever for fun um and then like ant-man ripoff because that's yeah power right yeah yeah yeah yeah and and a lot of and on the internet people always wanted ant-man to crawl up thanos's ass and then get big to like explode him uh and would that work thanos said i would imagine thanos's ribs on the inward pressure would be stronger than because it wasn't thanos the attack, if... What's his name?

If Ant-Man went up the Hulk's ass when the Hulk was furious, he wouldn't have the power to explode. He'd almost, like, start wearing him like a wetsuit. Like, he'd, like, stretch into it. And I feel like Thanos, based on nothing, has the same level of power, right? No. Well, no. I think he'd blow

Thanos up. I think that'd be an Ant-Man win. They really should'veMan win That's like an Eagles level oversight That's what the actor that says him said He said it was a huge oversight Not going down that avenue The makers said that it wouldn't work Oh how do they know? It's all made up

This is whose line interview rules They say it's canon I don't know if they get to make canon he'd have totally blown thanos up and i know this is short film he blew up a gay man full of cocaine on a saturday night because i watched it happen the other night on the boys he blew that guy the fuck up and uh it's the goriest show maybe i've ever seen like every episode is guts and gore and blood and chunks of things. I'm re-watching season one right now and a character runs

their flash, accidentally runs into a woman and she explodes. And he's retelling the story to somebody else and he's like, you know what's fucked up? I was going so fast when I hit that bitch. I swallowed one of her molars. And it's like, oh!

That's so awful! and then they laugh about that where was he going wasn't he going somewhere like for a bad reason he was like on drugs or something and like all hyped up on him oh okay i think there was a bank robbery maybe taking place but the drugs are why he was like fucked up enough to run a woman in half or i don't know she vaporized the guy was still holding their hands i remember no you saw it yeah yeah i saw the first hands oh did he keep the hands yeah i want to say he still had her two hands and oh he's still holding on to her wrists for some reason i was thinking like did i most of the part where he like has them like he's just like he's just like he's

every now and then he goes and like shakes her her hand or gives himself a handy with the hand or something. It's becoming like a little curled up monkey's paw looking thing. Just disgusting. Yeah, it's good shit. That and that new Star Trek show is really fucking good. New episodes come out Thursday, so I'm actually waiting on a new episode. It's like, I don't know. There's not as much crying.

They're not nearly as woke. I don't care if there's a gay guy on the bridge and there's not as much crying. There's not a they're not nearly as woke You know I don't care There's a gay guy on the bridge and there's the trans character whatever as long as it's like not every episode is about like their genitals that I'm that I'm real happy with that and it seems like they're actually Exploring new worlds and stuff like like Star Trek for like the last ten years has been about I don't know my vagina and like My vagina and drama and let's been about my vagina and drama. Let's talk about our feelings and cry. So much crying.

There was never so much crying in Star Trek. These guys are just exploring new planets and getting into hijinks. I'm digging that. I like the guy that plays the captain. He's fucking cool. I like that guy. How does he play him? he is he cerebral so this is this is pre kirk this is 10 years before kirk becomes captain this is captain pike so oh i think i've heard of pike yeah he was in the originals this is 10 years prior to the original series

with kirk and spock so spock's there uhura's there. A lot of the same crew are there, but this is like 10 years before Kirk gets field promoted to captain because Pike gets fucked up. And they even allude that that's 10 years down the road when Pike gets injured. I think it's in the Menagerie episode of the original series. It's like one of the very first episodes of that awful, awful show. I tried to watch the original series the other day, and it's like it's so bad you can't watch it like like like five ten

minutes of it and i'm like this is a joke this is the one with william shatner you're talking yeah yeah it's it's it's it's so bad like the music's so corny and everything it's all tv's gotten so much better over time tv's better than movies in a lot of ways. They have time to flesh stuff out. I'm not going to watch this Game of Thrones thing that's coming out. You're not going to watch it? I'm not going to watch it. I want the ratings to be so low that it's embarrassing and I want to do my

part. I'm doing my part like fucking Starship Troopers. I'm not. I want to see it. I probably won't watch it. You're not getting my one on the Nielsen rating. I'm not watching the Lord of the Rings thing that's coming out. I'm won't watch it. You're not getting my one on the Nielsen rating. Just for that, I'm watching the Lord of the Rings thing that's coming out. I'm not watching that either. I'm not watching it either. I don't want it to disappoint me in Lord of the Rings.

We'll see who's laughing when I'm watching season four of King of the Hill again. I'll do it. I'll just watch nothing but that. I'll watch Deep Space Nine all the way through again. I don't give a fuck. It still works for me. I don't know. I'll wait and watch for the reviews. It's what I'll actually do.

It's what I should have done with Halo instead of wasting any time watching that shit. What's the other thing that's just getting slaughtered in the reviews? Oh, the Morbius movie. That was so funny. Whatever that was. I guess that they memed it so hard on Reddit and Twitter that the execs thought,

oh, we're getting a lot of buzz, actually. I think we've got a second wave here. And they re-released it into theaters last weekend to a resounding $280,000 nationwide. It averaged like $200 a theater.

So no one cares about this Marvel character. That's like 20 people. Did I see this? I think I saw it. It is Marvel, right? Oh, I did see this. Yeah, it sucked. Yeah, it's the vampire superhero played by, is that Jake Gyllenhaal? Yeah.

It's Marvel, but it's not. It's Sony. Sony's trying to get their own sort of universe cooking. No, thanks, Sony. Jared Leto, that's his name. Yeah, I get those two confused, Jared Leto and Jake Gyllenhaal. They're both like wiry, creepy looking guys. Mm-hmm.

I didn't used to think Jake Gyllenhaal was creepy, but he did such a good job in Nightcrawler as just like a deranged sociopath when he's like filming his like partner dead and like just for the footage at the end you're like oh this isn't like a guy who's like socially awkward you know he's i mean you know before that but like yeah there's little bits of like he's kind of a person too and then that happens and it's like oh even those little bits of like ham-handed humanity were a hundred percent fake yeah yeah those that's it's like mimicry like he's not a human the way we understand humans he might as well literally be an alien like he's not a he's not a

person the way it's like patrick bateman he's just like i simply am not there i think he's he's he's off the rails more than patrick bateman because because really i watched that movie again bateman is almost a bateman's almost afraid of what's happening to him whereas like jared leto is like this is who i am like he owns the insanity and like uses it and whereas bateman is like i'm not sure if i killed those people or not he's scared bateman's scared yeah that is such a good movie i re-watched it like less than a week ago just because it was I'm not sure if I killed those people or not. He's scared. Bateman's scared. Yeah. That is such a good movie. I rewatched it like less than a week ago just because it was up on Amazon or one of those free streaming services.

Not free. I'm paying for it. But yeah, that movie, that's probably in my top five ever. I really, I like Christian Bale a lot. And I think that's the movie. American Psycho. We're talking about American Psycho. Yeah.

I think he's brilliant in that. Really, really good. I like it. I've only seen it Psycho. Yeah. I think he's brilliant in that. Really, really good. I like it. I've only seen it a handful of times. I'm not a super big fan. I got to keep prodding you to watch L.A. Confidential. I promise you. I literally, I searched it for all the streaming last night.

My wife is like, any more Kyle recommendations? And I'm like, yes. L.A. Confidential. Search it up. It's not even available to buy on Amazon. I don't have it on any of my services. I even searched it twice, one time with the periods too. L, period A, period Confidential. And it showed up the same whether you did the periods or not, but it just said

for the first time ever, I opened it up and it was like, want to watch a trailer with no option to purchase? And it's like, well, no. It sounds like YouTube probably would let you rent it that's weird that it's nowhere to it it's a really good movie did they did they go after kevin spacey movies is that what it is oh is it somebody scrubbed the kevin spacey catalog i hope not kevin spacey's in a lot of good stuff yeah he's in this and he did he's a he's also in a lot of bad stuff yeah well this is one of his classics. This is a wonderful movie. I don't even know who the

star of this would be. I guess Guy Pearce. I guess he's your main character that's like the purest of the good guys. But it's... It's hilarious that you guys are still Team Kevin Spacey after all this shit. I don't know what he's done that's wrong. I really don't. Is he not in the prison right now

for whatever? He's got some charges pending. He hasn't been found guilty of done that's wrong. I really don't. Is he not in the prison right now for whatever? He's got some charges pending. He hasn't been found guilty of anything that I've ever heard. Yeah, everybody who was accusing him ended up dead. There's absolutely sketchy shit. Because of their guilt for accusing such an artist and just searching his good name. Yeah, they all felt real bad. Yeah, there's absolutely something beyond sketchy with Kevin Spacey. But we can look at him and know he's a creepy ghoul of a man

and also be like, you know, you played a creepy ghoul in all those movies pretty well. Makes sense. Yeah. The usual suspects killed it as Kaiser Sosa. Which, like, every time I rewatch, like, the first time I ever watched Usual Suspects with him and Kaiser Sosa and everything,

like you watch the whole film and you're like, this guy's brilliant. Like it gets to the end and he's fooled everyone. Then you rewatch again and maybe a third time and you're like, oh, this is just a case of retarded detectives who have never noticed a single brand of anything that they've ever been in the vicinity of ever. Where they're like, who told you to do this, to meet up with that gang? And he's like, Macintosh Dell. His name is Macintosh

Dell. He and his partner Apple Corps Coffee Cup told me. And I'm like, wow, really? Have you seen the Leslie Nielsen movie where they make fun of that? You always did the spoof movies that there's one of them where they're the main thing they're spoofing is uh what's the harrison ford movie where he's running from tommy lee jones um the one-armed man is after him fugitive or something like that yeah they're

they're mocking that and he's like in a bait and tackle shop making up anything he can to like a police officer he's like yeah up by uh spinner bait lane uh you know rapala ville and he's like like he's just reading everything and some of it doesn't make like like for smooth conversation it's great i love leslie nielsen um i i wish that he was still alive and making those awesome like the naked gun was one of my favorite things as a kid with O.J. Simpson. And O.J. seemed like a good guy. I remember watching Airplane when I was like 10 and laughing so hard. I didn't...

It was hard to breathe watching Airplane as a 10-year-old. Seeing them in line speeding up that old lady and then the giant line of the guys with the chains and the bats and the gun. And it's just hilarious. And like,

I'll look at the quick little banter. I just remember thinking like, Oh, there's so many jokes. I can barely, don't call me Shirley. Yeah. He's got a drinking problem.

He's got his drinking problem. So he's just throwing the water on his face. Yeah. It's a fucking gold. It is good. Well, you guys want to call it a wrap? Yeah, I should probably wrap it up here.

I'm hungry. Yeah, me too. PKN 407.