Painkiller Already - PKN 412

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

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pkn 412 we have just finished watching that two-minute hunter biden compilation video can we all agree hunter biden is the coolest presidential child in my lifetime it was just him smoking crack and being naked a lot those seem to be his favorite things is i couldn't tell if he was getting a blow job or not it looked like he was getting blown too definitely this guy's smoking crack getting well all you see is the girl's face like for all i I couldn't tell if he was getting a blowjob or not. It looked like he was getting blown too. Definitely. This guy is smoking crack, getting blown. Well, all you see is the girl's face. For all I know, that's video. Yeah, but that was like a Twitter edit so that it would go more viral

so you don't see the dick going in the girl's mouth. Women don't make that motion naturally in conversation. I'm with you. I'm just open to the concept that Hunter's not even in that video, that it's a clip from a porn that they put in with the rest of the Hunter shit. I choose to believe Hunter's getting blown. Yeah.

The woman's feet was there. If you see the bottom of a woman's foot, I know the rest of that view. It's a winner. It's a winner. Wow. Yeah. Hunter, coolest presidential child of my lifetime. Maybe a better one.

Looked like he was having a good time to me. I don't know what the big deal is. I don't know. George W, when he was the presidential child, he loved getting coked out of his mind and mismanaging minor league baseball teams. That does sound cool. Isn't that what he did? Just being like,

hey, how about this guy? Let's trade away A-Rod. I like him. He's a fun guy to go out with after the games. He didn't own a minor league baseball team. He owned the Texas Rangers, right? Did he really? That's even funnier.

I thought he had a minor league team. No, yeah, he owned the Texas Rangers. I think he had A-Rod. Did he trade away A-Rod? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, when you go to the National Presidential Children. Yeah, yeah. think he had a rod did he trade away a rod i don't know i don't know yeah presidential children yeah yeah children isn't he like 51 or something like

something like that he looks a little bit like jordan peterson huh he does i do see it yeah i was getting some jordan peterson vibes there when i saw him chilling in the hotel room in that bathtub uh but maybe that's just me yeah i just i just don't care what he's up to um i mean it's not like he's on joe biden doesn't have him like if he were like they're like the trump kids are like right there with his hand on the wheel senior staff yeah yeah if he was in charge of everything like kushner was then it'd be a different deal yeah yeah things would be running well. You're right. Yes. I've actually been seeing

press lately that I guess there was a Mideast peace deal of some sort under Trump that was a much more major accomplishment than it was recognized for. I don't know. I'm kind of uneducated. Yes, there are people out there lately.

I guess it has. I don't know. I keep hearing about them beating Palestinian women and children, but every time I watch the video they don't show what the Palestinian women and children are doing first. Right. Sometimes I've seen people hiding slingshots

behind their back. It's really soldier beats woman for no good reason. Did you see how mean-spirited that sign she was holding was? I've seen them have some pretty mean signs. You make a good point. Did she cover her hair? There really no holds barred with their signs, those Palestinians. And then someone has to stand up for the little guy on the street.

And that's Israel. And thank God we're there. Just going to look to them from these. And you know, they don't have normal slingshots in the West Bank. They're those powerful ones that have straps on the top of your forearm. They need those type of rifles.

They need those for their protection. Israel's up against a wall here. America's clearly in a proxy war with Russia, right? And we all accept that. Are we clearly in a proxy war with Russia, right? And we all accept that. Are we also in a proxy war with Palestinian children? Well, I don't know what Palestine really is, so you keep calling these

people Palestinian children, but I don't think there's such a place. Okay. Brown children. Like fucking, you might as well be talking about some Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe stuff. Some Narnia children. I like this. There is a Palestine, so how could there be

a Palestinian child? Dude, this is great. I love Fox News Kyle. I want him to argue against the people. A white guy child? A white guy child? You got a full load of children that you want us to look out for too?

Any other fake individuals that don't even exist you see a bunch of real love kids dying and you're like well technically that nationality i disagree with the premise it's based on it's like what then that's how we're talking about the kids are real dude like musk finally pulls out right this? This guy's got like nine kids, but he can pull out of Twitter. So... Yeah, yeah. Berspinger. So I guess

if I understand this to you, and I've been trying to learn about it, I'm paying a lot of attention. In April, he started talking about how he was going to buy Twitter, and then out of nowhere, he owned 9% of it.

He was going to be on the board. Then he decided not to be on the board. And he became Twitter's biggest critic. And some people would argue that he's also Twitter's biggest user right now. I don't know if it's a Kardashian or whatever. But Musk is certainly on the short list of the most most popular most interesting things happening on twitter right now and if i have my timeline right in may he agreed to buy twitter for 44 billion dollars and he waived due diligence which basically means like there's no conditions on this he's gonna buy twitter as is okay then in yeah i forget when

like maybe it was something because i remember they had a big that's where this is headed he asked a question about bots or something and twitter claims they told him everything he wanted to know but uh um he feels like they're hiding something. But he claims they didn't. Yeah, they're both going to. Right, right. But the thing is, that's almost immaterial because he waived due diligence. He didn't say, I'll buy Twitter, provided that you don't have as many bots as I think you do or whatever. He said, I'll buy Twitter, period.

There was no inspection. We all know there's bots and spam accounts on Twitter. That's not under debate. Apparently, he doesn't have a legal leg to stand on to pull out of this deal. He's supposed to buy it. Now, lawyers are going to make money. We've got the richest man in the world and apparently $44 billion company going to court, he may buy Twitter cheaper, right?

Maybe Twitter's like, you know what? Can we just settle this at like $32 billion and whatever? And Zach wrote something here. He asked the percentage of fake accounts or bot accounts. They said it was 5%. He said they undersold it by 10% to 15%. Yeah, so he said 20%. I heard Elon say that.

I'm pretty sure he pulled that number out of his ass, but it might even be right. Just because he invented it doesn't mean that it's wrong. But it doesn't matter if they're all bots. He waived due diligence. That's the scoop. Back on mission here. Twitter, no one else wants to pay $44 billion for Twitter.

No one else wants to come even close. So they're like, well, we have a deal. You signed it. You have to buy it. You can't just not buy it now because you changed your mind. You waived due diligence. You can't say there's too many bots. That's not a thing.

You said you would buy us for this much, waiving due diligence. Now you're pulling out. You have to buy it. I guess there's a billion-dollar clause for failing to buy it too, like a penalty. And he doesn't want to pay that either so off to the courts we'll see where it goes but it looks like elon doesn't want twitter hmm yeah well not very surprising that he says something and then doesn't follow through with it get out why would you say that i mean that that the the big hole company nothing there that would have been

you know how like you know how when you're like you have a big day of chores you build yourself up you have you have some huge outdoor projects but you also have some laundry clean i'll do some dishes you do that first you build the momentum you know elon musk should have done that nothing of his projects could have been easier than a terrestrial project. That's about moving dirt to a different location fundamentally. Like that's that's what it is. It's digging. And so if he would have started there and then he would have been like, I'm also not just Tesla.

I'm also the boring company guy. Look at that. Promises made, promises kept. Then people would be like, hey, this Twitter thing, this is probably just a hiccup because look he didn't lie about the boring thing he didn't lie about the tesla truck like if if if he would have started with lesser things he would look better i think i guess spacex was pretty big but like space come on like it's 2022 folks we're gonna have to go way further away than basic rocket launches to blow my mind. Way further away. Don't you agree? I'm not

some 1969 watching the moon landing guy. I have model rockets in the yard. What? You disagree, Kyle? I don't know, but I could. Alright, then. This is the problem.

I could have model rockets. Look, I'm a little bit full of shit. How does that make me different than a multi-billionaire? God damn it. You're pulling a musk yourself. Well, I've got rockets. Do you? I could have. God damn it.

Mark Cuban, stay out of this. You've either got rockets or you don't. Yeah, what's Mark Cuban up to? Does he have rockets? He's not forging the space barrier. He doesn't need that sort of thing. That's a way better project. I like Mark Cuban more than Musk

if he's doing a bunch of effort in that prescription pill and insulin thing. I think Mark Cuban likes to make fun of other billionaires too. I see him do that a lot. He's always giving Trump a hard time. He definitely hates Trump. But I don't think he likes Musk either. I feel like that whole group of people

all hate each other because they're all tremendous narcissists to get that far. Does Bill Gates like any of them? I don't know. I know Bill Gates doesn't like Musk either. I don't think any of those people like each other. Bill Gates likes Warren Buffett. Those two are friends. And vice versa. I guess they think any of those people like each other. Bill Gates likes Warren Buffett. Those two are friends.

And vice versa. I guess they're from a similar generation of old white people. Isn't he like 30 years older than Bill Gates? There's no way to know. I bet there is. I'm going to guess

Buffett is 20 years older than Gates. Bill Gates, his body physically is an amalgam. Like it doesn't make sense how little muscle could have accrued over the course of life on a human adult male figure. You ever see him jump over a chair? We watched that. And I was imagining, in my memory, the chair was high and he didn't swoop the legs over the side.

It wasn't that high and he swooped the legs. We all watched the video. He did a little leg swoop around the side. He made it over the back of the chair, I thought. That was his absolute prime. Oh, that's alpha male all the way. That is not an attractive picture of Bill Gates.

That's terrible. Oh, come on. That's the strongest his forearms have ever looked. He'd love this photo. His nipples are hard. There's nothing wrong with his nipple popping out. That's part of being human. This is a good photo of Bill Gates.

That is a good one by his standards. He's accumulating mass. He's tucking in. He's doing just fine. He had been sucking. He's tucking in. Kyle, if you look like that, you jump off a bridge. Oh, he's okay there.

He's looking good. Yeah. How old is that man? Kyle, don't interrupt me while I'm casting stones from my glass house about his physique. I bet this billionaire's stupid, too. He's 66. He's not even that old. Well, he's pretty old. That's a strong 66. He's 66. He's not even that old. He's pretty old.

He's a strong 66. He's looking good. Dude, Biden had both sides, it seems. Every news report I see is about Biden's terribly low approval ratings. The Democrats are, I guess, abandoning Biden. They don't want him to run again next time.

Biden says he will. I don't know what to run again next time. Biden says he will. I don't know what to make of that. But yeah, he is in the hottest water of any president since Carter, maybe worse. I bet he doesn't run. I think I already have a bet that he doesn't run, but he's not going to run. He's just saying that because it's probably, well, they obviously don't have a candidate to push yet. And so if he says, no, I'm not running, then the question becomes, well, who is? And also you're a lame duck. We don't have a candidate to push yet and so if he says no i'm not running then the question becomes well who is and also you're a lame duck we don't want to talk to you

anymore i agree with everything you said yeah yeah i i do i wonder who the next candidate will be i'm i'm always like buddha judge buddha judge he's clear he's ready he's in and everyone disagrees with me and he's gonna hurt some with black people my guess is that so i think they're going to test a few things they'll put some testers out there first and so out of nowhere i bet hillary clinton will suddenly be on a bunch of shows and it won't but it will just see how how do people how to be i mean that's what buddha judge was last time they were putting a feeler out there and i think they'll see if how people feel about hillary again again they're going to see how people feel about kamala har. They're going to see how people feel about

Kamala Harris again. I think it's strong negatives on both. I think Trump can beat both of those candidates easily. Gavin Newsom, maybe? I don't know that person, but when you said the name, I pictured that Gabe guy from Steam or whatever. He's the governor

of California. The guy from Steam? Yes. God damn, what a man. I don't know how much they like him, but he's the governor from California. He's got some bit of a national profile. He was removed from office.

Was he removed from office? I know that he survived a recall. I don't know that he was removed from office, but maybe he was. That's not usually a good thing. Oh, recall is not being removed from office. They attempted to remove him from office, but he won.

Oh, it's like when you're impeached. So they attempt, they have an impeachment trial, but it didn't go through? There's a way to do a re-vote. They can be like, we don't like you. We're going to make you win this vote again.

He did. It happened a long time ago and Schwarzenegger won the recall. What's the name once more? Schwarzenegger? Do I say it wrong? No, you got it. I don't know. There was a little bit of something on the end I thought I called, but never mind.

Who's that now? Yeah. You have to say Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger. You can't put the R on the end. Yeah, it's inappropriate. Yeah, I don't know what it is.

Joe Biden in November will be 80 years old. That's outrageous. I just looked up oldest presidents of all time. Number two is Donald Trump, obviously at the end. 70 years, 220 days. By the end of his presidency,

Joe Biden will be like almost 10 years older than the next oldest president ever at over at 81 and a half almost yeah we wait yeah that's crazy um yeah there's no way he's running again he's wait how old was reagan at the end wasn't he saying he was 69 years 348 days when he or no this is when they were elected i'm sorry comparing the beginning to the end the beginning yeah so trump was 74 by the end joe biden will be 82 so it'll be like eight and a half years what was reagan at the end reagan at the beginning was 69 almost 70 so he was like 73 so he was like a. So he was like a year, like a few months younger than Trump was at the end. Four years? Yeah. How many years did Reagan actually

go? I don't know. I'm at POTUS.com with this list. It says age at inauguration Joe Biden, 78 years. That must have been his older inauguration because his older one was at 69 years, 348 days. So close. close anyway who was the youngest jfk

no theodore roosevelt what did you guys think about uh kavanaugh getting ran out of morton's i think that it's it's not good to encourage harassing supreme court justices i'm really biased and i'm having a hard time. Sometimes on this show It's a threat to our democracy. I do my level best to remove my own bias. But I'm having a hard time with this

one. I really dislike Kavanaugh. I always had... There was nothing violent. He wasn't harassed. He didn't even see them or know they were out there. He was just informed that they were out there. He was just forced to leave through the back of the restaurant, right? But that wouldn't be harassment. Like if a bunch of people came to a restaurant you were at and forced you out the back, you wouldn't perceive that as harassment.

Where does peaceful protesting start and harassment begin? Like where does that? I'd say when you're like encroaching on the person's physical space with threatening auras. But they didn't do that, right? He didn't hear them. He didn't see them. But they were outside the restaurant, peaceful protesting. He didn't see them, and they didn't conflict with him because he left.

Like, they're following him around. So I would say it's different. So you're kind of inventing a reality that didn't happen, right? Like, you're like, here's what would have happened if he hadn't left they were peaceful what would have happened if he would have walked out the front door and all the protesters were right there do you think they would have just

they had only peaceful protested thus far and the big group of people out there would have continued and it would have been just fine you think it would have gone all January 6th on them I don't know I mean they were hung a gallows and started chanting I don't know I mean there's there's multiple people out there who have

thrown shit at someone tried to assassinate someone tried to assassinate Kavanaugh a month ago yeah so like it's it's real they caught someone with a gun like but you're you're not aboard the assassination yeah well unlike that what actually happened is they went out there they peacefully protested and he

left now what would have happened we can't say for sure taylor could be right or i could be right i don't know considering there was a guy caught with a gun trying to kill him like a month ago i think we can reasonably it's like i think I think you're grasping at straws, like trying to make this seem... You're trying to make this seem as though... You're like, a month ago, there was a different guy who had a gun, therefore these weren't peaceful protesters. I'd love to get your thoughts, but I mean, I think...

You asked about harassment versus protesting. When you protest, you tend to go in public. You tend to go to the park. You tend to go to the front of government buildings. You don't go, where is this public official going to eat lunch today? Let's meet them there by their cars so they have to leave out the back. Well, I don't understand. It's why we're giving Morton's a hard time because I've seen the people giving Morton's a hard time.

I hope he got to finish his meal. And that is a damn fine statement. You know, Taylor, there's an important point. Kavanaugh believes that the meal begins at reservation, so he's fine. It does. It absolutely does. If you show up and they didn't reserve it, you're pissed. It doesn't end until the meal is served.

They aborted his dinner by ending it before he could have dessert, and it's natural end. They aborted his dinner. People, I don't know, people are like,

oh, he's wrong about this other thing, so it's okay to be wrong about stalking him to where he has dinner. But you never like it when the foot's on the other shoe. That is how that goes, yes. Yeah, so I just think that in general, it's not a good idea

to be following people anywhere and protesting. I'm anti-stalking people and harassing people at places where they want to go eat dinner. I mean, what about his house? Is it okay to go outside a Supreme Court justice's house and protest? They're doing that too. I know they are. I'm saying, how do you feel about that? It should not be okay. Absolutely not. I don't like it. I don't think that if the Supreme Court justice decides something i i don't like it i don't think that you know there's if the supreme court justice decides something that i don't like i don't think that i should be outside

their house like scaring them or anything the house does seem extra uh the steakhouse i don't know like it literally was just peaceful protesting i acknowledge that who knows it could have gotten worse but what it was was protesting they showed up so let's say just take an example you know just to put shoe on your foot for a second a bunch of fans of yours who hate you a bunch of your haters find out that you're taking your family out to eat at a restaurant and they all come and they're all standing in a group out there outside and you have to be forced out the back maybe have someone from the restaurant go drive your car to you or whatever. And then you leave. Nothing physical happened to you.

Was that acceptable? Was that a form of protest against you? Or was that them following you in public, harassing you and your family and with a tacit threat of violence? To be honest, you're kind of making a strong argument here. Like, I wouldn't like it. And it's unacceptable. You know, you add to it like the wife and the kids situation. And now, like, I don't know if his wife and kids were willing.

I wouldn't take my wife and kids to Morton's. It'd get expensive. You don't take children to Morton's. Taylor, this is all bullshit. How many of those $4 boarhawk cokes are you going to have, you little fuck? You're letting me try here. $37?

That steak was $74 and you're not going to eat it? Why did you order it, you child? I would rather pay $95 for a steak than have to pay like $4 $4.50 for a Diet Coke refill at a steakhouse.

Are the refills not free at Morton's? No, because you're not getting a refill. You're getting a bottle of Coca-Cola. I think that's a scam. Maybe a can, I think, but I'm not getting a refill you're getting a bottle of coca-cola that's right i think that's a scam they get this or maybe it can i think but i'm not sure um the fact that they don't have a restaurant they have them at the bar i know i'm sure there's fountains back there but i just know anytime i order a coke they bring me a coca-cola and like crack it at the table so it's you know they're just charging you again. That is, that is honestly like,

like you're already spending a couple hundred dollars. I, you just don't care about the extra $8 worth of Coca-Cola, I suppose. Do you sit? Well, that's different. Cause I,

if I'm getting diet Cokes, I'm drinking them straight through. Like I'm not taking sips. I'm, I'm going to want probably five of them with my dinner. That's pretty excessive. Jesus Christ. Like maybe two.

I'm also going to have water there, you know? Flat water? Are you going to be crushing them? Oh, I mean, we can get some sparkling water if it'll keep you from going five Cokes deep. I just need fancy drinks at a fancy place. I'm not drinking on not carbonated beverages when i'm out to eat this ufc fighter that we like this patty pendleton guy he uh between fights he's crushing 7 000 calories a day he gets so he's drinking a full

gallon of coca-cola classic a day while eating like four or five huge meals like not giving a fuck he went up to 205 pounds. What's he fight at? 135? 55 is in my head, but I'll look it up. What is his name? Patty Pemblit. Patty the Batty. Oh, he fights at 170. Of course. He fights at 170. He does not look it.

I think of him as a little guy. Eddie the Batty. Well, I'm dumb. Oh, no. 155. I'm seeing different answers here. What's wrong with me? Oh, I'm sure. Okay. 155 is probably the one he spends the most time at. I thought of him as small, even smaller than that.

But ballooning up to 205 between fights is crazy. Is that his system? He always does that? I think he just doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. Give me an after now. Show me Fat Patty. Yeah, you should give me an after now. Like, show me Fat Patty. No, I like that.

That looks like if, like, Hermione casts a spell to turn Ron into a slightly more attractive but autistic UFC fighter. Yeah, yeah. That's how he acts, too. He's on a four-fight win streak. He's pretty good.

He's only fought in the UFC twice. He's won both his fights. It would seem that the UFC likes this guy. He's got a lot of pop. He's got a lot of pop. The place goes wild when they see him. He's not the main event. There's usually some bigger, better

fighter, but he's the people's main event typically. They're all there to see him. They sing for him when he comes out. I mean, that's what matters. You're trying to sell tickets and make it lucrative. Is he Irish? I think you're right. English, I think.

English? Because, I don't know, it's pretty popular. Maybe I'm misconstruing it because of Conor McGregor, but they really seem to like UFC over there disproportionately. It's pretty popular. I think, yeah. And I think you're right. It is more important to be popular than good.

Now, you have to be good enough but yeah that's who gets paid you know Jorge Rivera gets paid a lot is that his name what do I have his name wrong who's the guy that beat up who got who beat up Ben Askren I'll say that what's his name

Jake Paul oh Jorge Masvidal Masvidal thank you I know I forgot his name? Jake Paul. Oh. Jorge Masvidal. Masvidal, thank you. The knee, the knee. The big crazy knee. Jorge Masvidal, one of the highest paid fighters in the UFC right now. Super popular.

Can't seem to win fights. Oh, Woody doesn't like the guy's personality, so he's being unfair right now. See, you know when you're an expert in something, or at least you know a little something. See, now I don't trust any of that political stuff you said about Kavanaugh. Because of how you're treating Street Jesus right now. I can't trust how mean you are on Kavanaugh. He's on a three-fight losing streak.

Who did he fight? His last win was in 2019. Who did he lose to? He lost to Usman twice and Colton Covington. The champion of the world, who everyone thinks is like the greatest, baddest motherfucker that to Usman twice in Colton Covington. The champion of the world who everyone thinks is the greatest, baddest motherfucker that's ever walked the earth. And Covington. And the second

best fighter in the world who almost beats the first guy you mentioned. Let's go the other way. Let's look at who he beat. The ghost of Nate Diaz, Ben Askren, and Darren Till who looked good but hasn't looked good since he also beat up that guy in the like at the press conference he whooped that guy too

leon edwards that was a quality kick that guy's ass and they weren't even he didn't get even get paid for that gave this free he did that for free he also has something he also said and if you count him assaulting colby covington on the street a few months back, he took a W home that night. That was literally a sneak attack. So I'm calling it a one-fight streak on Street. All right, all right. Well, by that measure, I think he's going to lose in court to Colby Covington, and that'll just extend his losing streak.

Yeah, but all right. That won't be on the official statute. Let's not. I can't win tonight. A round two loss in litigation we mean this I'm not buying it yeah I don't know I love the UFC

that last fight that last card I watched again I felt like they robbed me I felt like I got robbed again this week let me tell you what happened I hit a root canal and it was starting to hurt and I was like alright let right, let's do this. Emergency dentist appointment. I go to this website.

I book an emergency dentist appointment with these people called TEND. T-E-N-D. And Buckhead here in Atlanta. It's a very, very fancy dentist office, supposedly. Fancy emergency dentist. Yeah. It's like $250 to book the appointment.

I was like, all right, let's go. This is going to be a procedure anyway. I figured in my head, worst case scenario, root canal is $2,000. I'm prepared for that number if it gets that crazy. I figure probably $1,200 is more likely. I'm excited about the place because they're asking me what kind of TV

I want to watch while they're working on me. They're asking me what flavor stuff they want to use on me. So I'm picking how it's made. I tell them I want the watermelon. I'm very excited. I go in for my – Yeah, this is the place. This is the place.

It said, Kyle, we've prepped this suite just for you. And there's another TV on the ceiling that you can't see for when you're laid back. Wait, is this really the place where my being gullible right now? This is exactly the place. This is exactly the place where I went. I'm in the chair and everything. The lady comes in. I tell her I'm here for the emergency dentist

appointment. I need a rook now. Let's pull this wisdom tooth too while we're here. That back left wisdom tooth. It's cracked. We don't need him around. If he's going to give up on us like that, just pull him the fuck out and i'll be out of here and she does like an x-ray gets a better look at it she's all right so we can schedule you an appointment with the dentist for a couple weeks from now and and and uh he'll get that root canal sorted and and what are we talking about who was that as Asian lady who just came in here a minute ago with the white coat,

the Dr. Kim, where'd she go? Oh, Dr. Kim can't do root canals. No one here can. We don't do those. The people at Tend are thieves. What they do, what they are, I'm sure there's probably should be a Google review that says something like, they clean teeth at tent. Them taking an emergency dental appointment is literally theft.

What if you had a date that night? They do not provide emergency dental care there. I had this long phone conversation with somebody with them in New York in their New York office. And I was like, it's like I showed up to get an oil change. And you took my car in the back. No, I walked up. I said, hey, I want an oil change. Take my car. You took my car. You diagnosed it up and down. You said, hey, we ran the diagnosis. That'll be $500. You really need an oil change.

Did you know that? We're going to schedule you with the oil change guy. He's across town. That's what they did. Or it'd be like going to emergency care. If you went to emergency care and you said, I have a gash. I have a huge wound here. What can you do for me?

And they bandaged you and then sent you to the guy who can do stitches you'd be shocked you're like you guys don't do stitches when i think emergency dental care the first thing i think of is a fucking root canal yeah that's like the like the things yeah they can't do that at 10 they're liars there and they will steal 500 from you 500 yes they are no they won't no, they won't. No, absolutely. They won't give you my money back. They are thieves there at 10. They will charge you $250 for making an appointment for something they cannot do

and then charge you for x-rays that you thought were for your – she's like, well, we needed the x-rays to determine whether you needed a root canal or not. I was like, I asked you for one. I'm here for the root canal. I checked the box. I'm like, look, the for one. I'm here for the root canal. I checked the box. I'm like, look, the tooth has a hole in it. I ordered the root canal. You thought you were getting the procedures same time, right?

I thought this was happening now because the last time I did this, the last root canal I did, I walked in and we had a fucking root canal right then. He was like, oh, you need a root canal. Sit back and here we go. He performed a root canal and packed my mouth full of gauze and sent me home with some medicine. These people are the worst. They're the absolute worst. They're tooth cleaners

with a scammy website. Did you like the television? They didn't even play my program. I never got to watch How It's Made. Did you get the watermelon? They didn't even play my program. I never got to watch How It's Made. Did you get the watermelon? No! There was nothing to put watermelon on. You were had. This is a scam.

My dentist office will play your favorite show. But it's not like you don't reserve it in advance. They're like, what do you want? Netflix? HBO Go? You're going to go back there in three weeks. You're on the spot picking a Netflix show. You feel like you have to choose it within seconds. This is usually a procedure for me. You're going to go back in like three weeks

and it's going to be a shawarma hut and at that point they're just up and left to the next town of Rubes to take advantage of. Yeah, that fucking sucks, man. So how'd they get the second $250 from you? I thought it was $250 to book it. Well, they got my car. It's for x-rays and stuff and like the visit and everything they did for teeth cleaning 250 for x-rays

They didn't clean my teeth! They didn't clean my teeth! No! How long was I gonna say anything, but I know they don't clean my teeth. They didn't even do the only thing? I can see over your 480p No, they didn't clean my teeth. No, we fucking sat down and they fucking it was bullshit it was it was a very upsetting that sounds like a scam sounds like a scam they knowingly took your money knowing that you were someone who was in dire need of dental care you were in pain and they stole your money

not legally stealing but spiritually stealing from you. Spiritually? They charge my card. They won't give me my money. They literally charge me. They have stolen from you, Mr. No Source Selected. What happened to this video? What did he do? You have to choose a source in the drop-down on the left. Okay, you're back.

You're good. You're back. I'm very upset with the people that tend i i feel that they run a scam business under and they are tooth cleaners at best dentist they are not if you can't do a fucking root canal you're not a dentist dentist just so you know anyone out there who's like calls himself a dentist but they can't perform a root canal you're a fucking tooth cleaner with a badge you piece of shit I'm pretty sure literally every real dentist can do tooth cleanings.

What you saw was a woman in a white coat who was a dental hygienist. Like, pretending. No, that was a black woman. No, the black woman was the dental hygienist. She looked like Jada Pinkett Smith. And

she lied to me, too. She made it seem like there was going to be a root canal today. She was like, ah, let's see if we can get better. At one point, they offered to, quote, numb me up. What for? They literally said, all we could do is maybe numb you up. Oh, for the pain of the infected tooth yeah but yeah I want you to fucking

jab me full like kill the I'm like for what the appointment in two weeks what am I coming every day you're gonna knock me up with a few shots in my gums you should have got some nitrous oxide out of the visit it's cool yeah we're gonna give you a little nitrous oxide we're gonna numb that mouth up and we're gonna put a little numb in right here by the kidneys I should have gotten my money back

I should have gotten my money back in a fucking apology. It was very infuriating. You should get a whole new set of teeth. Nitrous oxide is fun. You should have done that. You should buy that. They sell nitrous oxide on the internet? I'm sure. I mean, it's just a gas. Yeah.

It's not like you're buying plutonium. I bet you could buy huge quantities if you really wanted. Is it NO2? I bet you could buy huge quantities if you really want it. Is it NO2? I bet it is. Sounds about right. I don't know. I think this is the kind of thing you want to be exact on though.

Because NO3 is definitely going to kill you. It looks like there's a place that called Party Gas 24 that sells it. It seems like they know exactly what you're buying it for. Yeah, a party for balloons. Do you like balloons that don't float but have something different in them? Well, this is the place for you.

Is N2O is that flammable? Based on the picture on the side of the box, the answer is yes. That was a flame in the middle of it. Either a yellow or a red triangle. That'd be dangerous.

Yeah, that isn't good for a birthday at all. They should use helium unless they're not using it for birthday parties. Maybe it's just NO. Don't go to Tind. They'll just clean your teeth and they'll leave you in pain. Apparently, they won't even clean your teeth. They won't even clean your teeth. I'm sure they would if I'd been

enough of a bitch to sit in that chair a moment longer. Let me get this straight. You can't do anything for me today. Kyle ain't no bitch. He just pays for cleaning. I don't have my card! Don't talk to him like he's a pussy. He only pays for cleaning. I don't have my card! Don't talk to him like he's a pussy. He only pays for cleaning.

You can keep my money. My podcast listeners are going to hear about this one. I'm not sure it's all that funny. We're doing it right now! I have no other recourse. What am I going to do? Show back up tonight? I can't do anything and and like the lady where she like she and her family like to go out to eat

i'm gonna find out where you have dinner tonight ma'am and we're gonna be outside peacefully yeah don't feel threatened at all yes uh no like the lady who's like the receptionist i was not rude to this woman i just said just you know, because we'd spoken before I went in, and I was like, this place is nice, huh? It's pretty fancy. I like the look. It's in a really fancy location. That's another reason why it made no sense for them not to be able to do root canals.

I was like, my little podunk town in Hartwell, Georgia, there's an old white dude that'll pull that bitch right out of your head, okay? He'll take care of it. But we're in like – He's a boat mechanic though. I turned around and opened my arms wide out to the street outside because we're in such a fancy fucking area. I just drove past

a castle that a person lives in because they don't give a fuck. There's an $8 million home right there and you can't pull a fucking tooth in here. I was super fucking upset. Yeah, it's awful. But I said something like that. I said something like,

just so you know, you guys don't have any dentists back there. You guys clean teeth here. And she got real upset like I was being threatening or something. I don't know why you're... She got all flustered. And I was like,

what's your problem now? Are you scared or something? Put your shirt down. I was hot hot i had to take it off and it was at that point your honor that he took his shirt off and said and i quote i'll clean your teeth and then over the counter no yeah are you in pain like are you like are you so are you gonna wait the time period are you gonna cut your losses and try and get somebody like tomorrow i would rather pull this motherfucker out with pliers myself than do business with those cocksuckers okay i will do my own dentistry before i go dentistry before i go back to them. I will get a different dentist if I have to drive to Hartwell, Georgia to get my old dentist to do it, but I will not go back

to them. That's why I said, no dentistry will be done today. She's like, no, we don't do that here. No, we don't have dentists here. And I was like, well, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. It doesn't sound like you do anything for me. And so I did. They charged me. So you're going to find a different clinic that does dental procedures i'm gonna find a dentist's office because i went to some sort of tooth cleaners uh anonymous place or something that's fucking fuck you in the ass was there anybody else there it's like a horse barn with those like that room you saw is like a trough like like there's so

many of those in a row and you could just hear the sounds of mr thirsty going off and drills buzzing everywhere so yeah it was super super uh uh busy in there so there was a dentist somewhere but oh i met her she cleans teeth she supervises the tooth cleaning lady i I'm telling you, they brush teeth in there. We could run that place. You operate the little shark hook thing. Woody, you make people's gums bleed. And I'll drill the black spot. And I want to be the guy who, as they're checking out,

I tell them how it's all their fault and that their trip would have gone better had they taken responsibility for their oral health. Because remember, those hygienists, at least I remember, like when you would complain about like your gums bleeding, they'd be like, well, that's probably the same reason that your gums bleed when you brush is because you're not taking care of them. It's like my gums have not bled when I've brushed ever in years.

My gums always bleed, like every single time. Every time you brush your gums bleed. And every time you brush your gum every time i ever every and every time i eat so i've got a super good fucked up crazy story from a uh a subreddit um that i found it's a best of subredditor updates so it's one of those things where someone makes a post and there's a bit of a cliffhanger and they return and they give youitor updates so it's one of those things where someone makes a post and there's a bit of a cliffhanger and they return and they give you the update and it's like holy shit and sometimes there's multiple updates oftentimes it's in relationships where you need to confront the other party that sort of thing or get to the bottom of something best of the editor and i'm

not sure if i want to tell you the story that I read today or tease it for PKA. What do you think? I know we got 20 minutes to kill here. This is a wild one. You want it? No, I want to. Now I want to hear it. Can't wait, huh?

All right. Listen to this. This is so this story begins several years back with this Redditor. And he posted that he thinks his son has raped their dog. There's evidence that the son has raped the dog. The dog's acting weird. There's something wrong with the dog's butt.

They take the dog to the vet and the vet says, someone has raped your dog. He starts thinking of all the people who have access to this dog. Did someone fucking jump in my backyard like a wild man and like rape, butt fuck old Colby here? That's the dog's name, Colby.

They didn't assume another dog first? Like another dog raped the dog? That was not the assumption. It was that a man had butt fucked their dog. It would be gay dog sex. It would be sodomy. A reverse, you know, mold saw it was a human phallus. Well, the vet came down heavily on the human raping theory,

and then the father, you know, he starts thinking, who has access to the dog? And the son's kind of at the top of the list of people who's along with him, and so he does a bit of snooping, and there's a lot of bestiality stuff on the son's kind of at the top of the list of people who's along with him and so he does a bit of snooping and there's a lot of bestiality stuff on the son's computer including some stuff of like guys maybe

sodomizing dogs and so he's like ah probably you know and he even writes in there I know this isn't conclusive proof but it certainly is not looking good how big a dog is Scooter or whatever his name is Colby alright you know no dog's big enough for a butt fucking no and so and and so

it's a panda activity and so the story goes on a little bit and he uh he doesn't know what to do but he decides he has to confront the son so he waits till it's just him and the son the mom's either out of the picture you know a sleeper at at work. I can't remember which. And he confronts him. It's very awkward. Son finally admits that he did indeed put a hairbrush in the dog's butthole. And he didn't have sex with the dog. And he didn't think it would hurt the dog. But the dog yelped.

And he felt really bad. And it seemed like everything was solved. And the dad said, well, I want you to go to therapy. We're going to find an excuse for you to go. won't tell your mom exactly you don't need an excuse we found it well we're not gonna tell the mom and we're not gonna tell the therapist right out of the gate maybe but you've got to go and uh and also don't fuck the dog anymore i'm watching you like leave the dog alone it goes without saying well the next update is the dog's been fucked again and so he's and and you know of course the comments are like get that dog out of there too many hairbrushes in that house you know get colby to safety you

know that's the general fear feeling of the comments and and he says i i had to tell my wife i feel like i i felt like I had to tell her. Now that he's reoffended, I have to bring her in. There might have been a semblance of some sort of father-son guy code, but he's broken his word. Now the parents have to put their heads together on this. There's no guy code about raping dogs. Does mom have a strap-on?

I'm trying to make this flow. All right. So he tells the mom, I got bad news, honey. Little Johnny has been buggering Colby. I caught him before and he's done it again. It's awful. I'm so sorry. She says, no, I don't believe you. It must have been you. You have been raping our dog, you dog fucker. I want a divorce. I believe my son. It's like something out of a movie the way this guy

describes it. He's like, I am I was literally on the front steps of the home I paid for with my wife, holding her hands on both ears. So she couldn't hear my defenses. Screaming dog fucker dog. Trying to embarrass me in front of the neighbors neighbors i turn and get into my car to drive to the hotel i'll be sleeping at now and look up to the second floor bedroom window where i see my son the true dog fucker who has put me in this position and he looks at me with a blank face as i shake my head in disgust he has to drive what like, doesn't matter how much long later, let's call it a week or two, then the boy gets bitten by the dog on his, quote,

quote, lower abdomen, and the wife has come full circle. Now she's crying. I should have believed you. I can't believe this. He's the dog fucker. And the father's not having it. He's like, no, we're still getting divorced. And I'm taking Colby with me. And the father's not having it. He's like, no, we're still getting divorced. Wow, this guy's a boss.

And I'm taking Colby with me. That's the great redemption art. He's like, don't worry. Me and Colby are safe, living our best life now. And the final update was like years later. And now he finally has someone who fucks him how he likes. That's right. Get some lubrication involved but yeah that it was the most christ what was the final update the final update wife ends up mentally ill uh loses her job divorced husband ends up like

hot new girlfriend of course seems to always go that way and um son who knows he's in college now that way. And son, who knows? He's in college now. He's studying to be a vet. He's in veterinarian school. Colby died of old age. The son bought a miniature horse so he wouldn't do damage anymore. Oh, God.

It was such a rollercoaster going through that whole thing. When the wife turned on the husband, it was, oh, no. That doesn't make sense to me, because it'd be like, son, come down here and tell her about the brush thing. Take your fingers out of your ears. You got to hear about the brush thing.

Listen to the brush thing first, and then if you still think I'm the one buggering old Colby, I'll leave. Yeah. The son is coming clean to the mom. With the dad there in the middle of their fight. Why wouldn't the son just be like, I don't know what you're talking about. It's like, well, why is the dog's asshole so leaky?

Because dad's been fucking it. Dad's been fucking it. Like he did me. Like he did me. Oh! Uno reverse card. You're like, that one dead. Wild card.

Dude, that is despicable. Poor Colby. Poor Colby. What kind of... What was going on in that house? There's no way that this kid was just a born bestiality dog fucker. Why do you say that? There's no way.

Yeah, why not? Because it's just not normal. Like, kids don't naturally... Some people aren't normal. ...not drawn to that. Well, not everyone is normal. That's the whole idea, right? You got the internet there.

You're exposed to all sorts of things. I used to watch... Remember I told you the only website that would go through the blocker at school was love2p.com? Now, I don't like girls peeing, but that's what I had. Yeah, and I mean, you play the hand you're dealt.

You play the hand you're dealt. Maybe that's what this guy was doing. That's what this country used to be about. Yep. Now in Joe Biden's America, the poor Colby's getting robbed. Joe Biden's America. Dogs are getting raped, and presidential sons are fucking and doing crack. After the show here remind me

to tell you something that somebody told me about one of our patrons it is the saddest shit I've ever heard in my life and you're going to want to hear it I don't feel like I can say it without being like I can't and I hate to like tease it out there but I'm going to what I'm going to try to do is get permission to

tell you guys from the guy who because he told the story to some other people and they relate it to me. No, I don't know who that is. But I want to know more about that person if there's someone else who's wicked pathetic. I'm just guessing so there's nothing there. You like that, Taylor? Oh, no, not that. No, this guy?

Okay. More pathetic than that times like 10 million. Like, like, like... This is bumming me out. I don't... You know that thing when you're watching, like, Black Science Man? He's trying to explain to you how big a fucking planet or a black hole is or something, and it's like 10 to the power of 16,

because you can't even fathom that many, that number. It's like that much more pathetic. It's dark shit. And I know this is like not good entertainment for you guys listening but i'm gonna try to get permission to i might just retell it anyway it's but but but not tonight i gotta i gotta go talk to some people it's the most pathetic shit i've ever heard it's so sad it's so much worse than what you're typing woody woody if you had if two of these boys were gonna be like i don't, if you had to pick one of them to be a member of your family now,

one guy, you're going to be proud of him, and you're going to be there at Christmas. You would put your arm around that person that you're typing about and be like, God damn it, I'm proud of you. I'm so glad you're not like that other guy Kyle told me about. Oh, I love you. Stay close forever. Jesus Christ.

Is somebody dying? Oh, they wish. I would rather die than be this person and be this pathetic it's some sad shit god i should have said that shit i don't think it hard to tell the story now i didn't mean that part that part was a joke yeah you've been so amicable up to now is it good radio if i quickly type it and and they get to see your reactions to it yeah yeah i'm gonna be quick'm going to be quick. The best part of making good radio is making it

so the people listening can see our reactions. It's the key to an audio show. I can't imagine. Okay. I don't see why that's bad so far. Yeah, so far. While you're typing things out,

I'll talk about hockey offseason. All the trades were anticipating. Oh, all the trades were anticipating. Is Rumachuk gonna go? Ah, God, I hope so. I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet. It it gets worse and then the next day

oh well I can't I want to read it because I want to fill the fucking air with some okay redemption arc is about to occur I think I don't know Kyle is pretty critical oh no wow I don't like this I don't want to bully this guy we got to start talking guys we got to start talking, guys. We got to start talking. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Taylor's the only one not okay with his dead air, and Taylor's the only one who's right. Okay. That's the bulk of it. That's very sad. That's a huge bummer. Now he's broken the seal.

He's got it. Yeah, he's on the ups. This is the beginning of a character arc, of a positive one. Do we know this person? It's funny that you say that, Taylor. I'm glad that was your position because now... Just when I think I'm out. Ah.

Look at that. Like you said, now things are going well. Yeah, now he's on top of the world. Tell me at least that first part especially when combined with the other and and and and and all in all we're talking about i mean now that i know he's doing better now it's not as bad to to poke a little fun i mean i thought he was like on death's door or something yeah he told that story so

that's the only reason that that i guess that I feel even a little bit comfortable telling you all of that awful stuff. And I'm sorry to you guys listening, but I didn't know how. I don't know what to do with this information. Well, I'll start reading. Two thumbs up to that guy. It looks like you're on the beginning of the thing. Two thumbs up to him for getting after it. Getting through the storm.

I've been playing a bunch of Tarkov with the boys. What level are you? 20. It's been a good wipe. They changed a few little things and added a few little guns, but for the most part, it's still Tarkov. It really wasn't a content wipe. Do you think Reserve was better before the Underground?

Yeah. I liked it more before that. There was more fighting up top. However, I will say I like fighting Underground. I think it could just use more players. Yeah, I think this wipe was supposed to have some performance improvements. So maybe they could put more players on that map than they used to. Yeah, I'm thinking about upgrading my PC sometime soon. I guess it's been

a couple generations on the GPU and a couple on the CPU as well. Did you ever get that big like 380? 3080 or anything? No, I've got a 2080 Ti which is a couple generations behind now. They went through the whole thing. Everyone was mining crypto but now the crypto

has bombed. Now the GPUs are worth less, and less people are buying them in mass to mine crypto. Hopefully, I'll be able to get one. I'm sure I could get one now if I wanted to. I just don't. Oh, and I want to show you this thing. I found this in a moving box that some fan sent me.

I don't remember who. Oh, that's sick. Is that a 3D print? It is, yeah. That's really cool. It's neat when you see fan stuff. Yeah, it's sick. Is that a 3D print? It is, yeah. That's really cool. It's neat when you see fan stuff. Yeah, it's really awesome. I've got a couple things here and there.

I've got one on my wall from 2013. Thanks, Joe Coppler. He signed it. 2013. It's cool. Yeah, I like it. Almost 10 years. That is really cool. That is weird that 2013 was almost 10 years ago. Yeah. I feel like it man i bet the older you get the passage of time gets so upsettingly fast it it shocks me how old

some of my shit is like you know like yeah you know i haven't worn these shoes in a while these shoes are 17 years old yeah i should get rid of them or something like they're just laying around yeah oh i saw the guys in the Discord were linking a bunch of cowboy hats for you. They were like, get the girls' hats! Get the girls! They're sick! They're sick, right? Yeah, they had a bunch of ladies' cowboy hats.

Are they that much better looking than the guys' cowboy hats? Yeah, Sassy Brand. That's the one. Sassy Cowgirl. Cowgirls. Is it General Party Jet? Oh, i don't remember i'm in here let's see what is this taylor did you storm the beaches of normandy there's a bunch oh yeah i forgot to show you that yeah there's remember i asked for taylor in world war ii oh yeah i got a couple people tweet me uh me photoshopped into storming the beaches normandy thank you guys yeah there were several good ones in there um i like the one where he's

like providing medical aid to that guy on the stretcher but the best looking one i think is when he's been he's like wounded and and uh like there's a shoulder under each arm carrying him yeah i mean i think it's funny being photoshopped onto like really in shape people that's neat that's a solid hat girls hats are better

I bet it's noisy it's bad for life on the range no I think the hat that he was recommending was the that would attract bees it was actually pretty dope the Oztrala suede leather breezer mesh hat that would attract bees. It's a OZ... It was actually pretty dope. The Oztrala Suede Leather Breezer Mesh Hat.

The Oztrala The Oztrala Suede Leather Breezer Suede Jacket. Is that a Jay Peterman catalog item? It must be. I gotta show you. I'm going to order a,

I've already got Kramer framed in my living room, but I'm going to get that other painting of George Costanza and his underwear sort of like posing on like all fours. And I'm going to have that up there too. I want to get a little bit. I also found a lane as the go-to poster in college. I had that one, I think all four years,

the one where he's standing there. And then, you know, you know, the old people go poster in college. I had that one, I think, all four years. The one where he's standing there, and then the old people go to look at it, and they're like, I think he's a monster. Grotesque. He's like, I think it's elegant. Spectacular. Look at them both competing in it. It's a Kramer. Very, very funny.

It's a Kramer original. Yeah, you need to get that one. No, those are the only worthwhile Seinfeld pictures. There's an Elaine one where she's like the Virgin Mary, like hands clasped and like in the, I don't know, the hood and everything. I haven't seen that. But that's a lot of wall real estate now devoted to one show.

I have a big wall. Yeah, that's true. I want my living room to look classy, kind of like a Chili's restaurant. Yeah. You want to look like your house is owned by like a really cool 15 year old. Oh yes. Yeah.

A lot of energy drinks. I think there'd be a lot of holes in the wall. Yeah. A lot of holes in the wall. A Red Bull fridge that's perpetually stocked. Oh, that's where Derek did a sick kick flip off the wall over there. Check it out.

I love that Red Bull fridge you have. Those things are so cool. You need to start drinking the zero sugar Red Bulls and just load it up. It's loaded up with Gatorade. It's in the garage in the gym area. I'm going to have somebody come and put the AC in this week. I've got

most of the stuff out of the way. I've got to get one thing hauled off and I'll be ready to put the flooring down nice putting the flooring down is cool one day it like transforms it from a garage to a gym yeah I look forward to that there's a tractor supply store

nearby so I'm gonna get on that you gotta get it all the way to the wall so it can't scooch around and make spaces the rental truck I got one of the uh the rental truck i uh i got one of the penske rental trucks and uh i dented the fuck out of it i i backed it into a sidewalk and i bented the i bent the rear bumper like severely and nobody noticed when i returned it nobody noticed no i was nobody noticed at all um it was bad it was bad because i was trying to get

it up my driveway my driveway's so fucking steep that i was like let's give it a little mustard and hit it at an angle and i tried to like hit it at an angle with a little mustard and it's like a 26 000 pound truck or something like that no like a little like 10 miles per hour is a lot of mustard for like it's the the ball the, the ball hitch, like hit the concrete and took a big chunk out of the sidewalk. And then I went back there and I looked and the bumper on the left side was all fucking wonky. And I, so I was like, got the dirt off of it. And when you returned it, did you try and like start a conversation with the guy? Oh yeah. We had a long talk. Did really we i mean we needed to

talk about anything and everything while he looked that car over it's hot today huh look at the sun it's so funny you say that because when i would return cars at enterprise at the airport like you'd be returning things all the time but people are like showing up to get a flight and so the overwhelming majority of people who didn't like do anything to the car they show up and they are pissed if like you ask like hey you want to wait two seconds for a receipt and they're like email to me i got a flight like yeah like they'll start like walking away before you'd even inspected the car because like it's fine like i'm leaving don't stop and talk to me that's what i do only people that like wanted to talk for the people that clearly smoked in the car dented it fucked it up because they'd pull it up and be like oh what a

weekend in montana they call it a belly beaut up there because it's so belly beautiful that's what my shirt says it's so fun it's great don't come around don't go on that side don't look don't generally speaking when i when i rent something i really do take care of it i will say this you shouldn't i put a i put an extra quarter tank of gas in a u-haul um it was like 50 dollars worth of gas um for like the next person but what i did do is and it wasn't my fault i had my the next person yeah it does it does no no they just start the new point of return at the i filled it out with no we filled out the new point of return at the i filled it out with no we filled out the new point of return and made sure that it was like where it was supposed to

be not where it was and so that we i just like the the next person got to have to have take a gas that quarter tank of gas i made sure of it i even told the guy behind the counter he's like oh paying it forward and i'm like yeah yeah and reality i did it halfway on accident but i was just like ah keep it like the thing was like rolling over anyway um it was up and yeah i was having a whole conversation with him i was looking it over generally i try to return things back the way i i got them but but like i uh i did not this wasn't malicious it was just a mistake No one asked me if I had had a collision. I don't believe I'm required to tell them that I had. You could plead the fifth if they did. It is up to them to find it.

And then when they miss it, it's up to that employee to backdate it like eight tickets in the system so that when it does come up damaged, who knows? Who knows? I did that

in Minecraft anyway but I don't know what it would cost to get a Penske truck fixed but I'd say it's a good bit I always sweep them out I never leave any shit in there or trash in there and we certainly don't smoke in them nobody's ever had a complaint

but we fucked that one up I don't know why I keep saying we it was 100% me me, myself and I that's the best part when you're an adult and you're by yourself up. I don't know why I keep saying we. It was 100% me. There was no one else even there. Me, myself, and I. When you're an adult and you're by yourself, like when you're a kid, you're home alone, maybe you drop a glass, it shatters

on the kitchen floor. You know you've done something wrong. But when you're an adult, I was just like, nobody even saw me do it. Is it even wrong if nobody knows? I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I feel like it's not wrong if I have to do it. Is it even wrong if nobody knows? I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I feel like it's not wrong if I have to fix it.

I told someone else what I did, and they were like, oh, I couldn't do that. I'd feel so awful. And I was like, huh, should I feel bad about not telling them that I bumped their truck? Like, it's on them. They're like, yeah, I'd have to tell them. There's no way I could go home that night and sleep. I was like, oh, I slept fine. It didn't bother me at all.

Am I wrong? Would either of you have... You wouldn't have told, right? Would you have told them? No. About like denting a rental truck or car? Yeah. No, absolutely not.

Definitely not. I would have totally told them, and I'm not lying to you right now. No. Wait. No, I don't believe you at all. That's the move. No, it's up to them.

There was nothing worse than catching damage that couldn't be ignored because it was just like an instant feeling of like, I'm going to ruin this person's day now. And it would have to be absurd where it was just like an instant feeling of like i'm gonna ruin this person's day now and it would have to be absurd where it'd be like i'm running your card for the 500 deductible you have and contacting your insurance like what why and it's like well it's because the the front quarter panel is missing sir like it's not it's no longer part of the vehicle i don't

know if it was here at the entrance of the lot but it is not here now and like then other people like and i i didn't pay attention to the the windshields at all i was supposed to but i would always forget and not care and that was like i got in trouble once when like a big manager showed up and was like auditing and this was at the end of my tenure with the company i'm like i'm not fucking staying with these guys i'm don't really care. I'm doing my job, not trying to sell too hard. And he came out there and like, I would have done a better job if I knew he was watching, but he was like walking from the building to the lot and I couldn't see him yet. And he saw me do, you're supposed to spend a full minute, which is a long time,

to go around a car looking for damage. And I did it in, I did my classic check, which is where I leaned outside of the booth. And I said, you're good to go. That was literally it. I was watching the driver's side V beers there. I was, I was watching family guy on my phone leaned out. Cause it was a slow night and he like got onto me. I had to go into a meeting with him he talked about the importance of you know company property and how you need to be a team player and you know these little he showed me like a report like this is what happens all this missed damage look at how much this costs and I'm like oh my god I wish you hadn't shown

me that how am I gonna sleep tonight like how am I gonna get through the evening knowing what I've done potentially so yeah that was ridiculous. But, yeah, do not tell the truth to make them find the damage. You know? Make it fun. There was a skateboard behind the seat. Was I supposed to take that? No, that's a nice gift for the car preps.

Okay, I did leave it. But only because when I looked at it closely, it didn't look like a nice one. No. No. Yeah. I didn't even notice we were over time. Yeah. I'm going to go eat dinner. PKN412.