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PKN 428. Hello, boys. Hi.
How's it going? So my brother and his friend group are very into Call of Duty right now.
They're loving it. So that's my my like casual friends, like the people I know who play casually.
They're having a lot of fun. But even amongst them, he's already started bitching about what you said, Kyle, pre-show,
where my brother was like, God, I just want to be able to like use the m4 but i have to use the sniper with three different scopes
and then use an ak and then use a shotgun and then i get the m4 and i'm like this is why why
make it that difficult i'm bad at the game kyle goes i want to throw this out because you said
your friends like it they passed passed $600 million in sales.
They're past half a billion
in the opening
weekend, maybe. It's the fastest
selling COD in the history of
Call of Duty. It is.
Is it the same price? It's the marketing, I think.
Is it the same price it's always been?
Is it still $60? More.
More $70. Makes a big difference.
Base game $70. No, it's the best-selling game with a higher price, though.
That's kind of weird.
I think it's the marketing.
Because I got that Xbox, my God.
They don't just buy one tile to advertise.
They buy the whole screen.
Like, every tile.
It makes no sense to get two tiles right next to each other
and be like, Call of Duty, Call of Duty.
But they do it anyway.
And then they get the tile next to that, and next to that
they get a line, a row I'll call them, of tiles.
They're like, all those are ours.
And the background. Dare you to flip the page.
And they advertise the fuck
out of it. And it does have that nostalgia
because it's a reimagining, I'll call it, of
Modern Warfare 2. Super popular game.
It might have been, if
Call of Duty 4 was the one that got everyone's attention,
Modern Warfare 2 just like, blew the doors off with how well it did
with the old crowd and the new crowd being brought together.
So it's a reimagining of Modern Warfare 2.
Yeah.
Do you know the maps already?
Do you know the maps because you knew the old maps?
Not even in the slightest.
I would say the maps are the weakest point of it all,
followed by the UI.
The UI is difficult.
Everybody's making fun of the fact that it was designed by the same guy who made the new Hulu
UI. Hulu's UI
is horrid. Yeah,
it's a lot of tiles. Hulu
is the worst UI of any
streaming service far and away. It's not
even close. I refuse to watch Hulu.
There's a search bar. They did the UI interface
change, and I remember sitting there being
like, what the,
how do I find?
If you're watching ads on Hulu,
you don't have respect for yourself.
You're a fucking beta male cuck watching those ads to see your television
show.
Like a bitch,
like a bitch,
like dude,
respect your time,
respect what you could be doing.
You could watch this hour long show in 40 minutes and make enough money to
go ad free with the other 20 minutes. Wow. like week the ui didn't work on hulu and so like
when you were watching an episode of a show right and you hit back like you could hit back on the
show and it would take you back to the main page and so i'd be like i already saw this episode of
king of the hill recently back and it takes me to the fucking Huluween page or whatever.
And I'm like, okay, well, go to recently watched.
It's not there.
Okay, so I need to go search King of the Hill and then go to episodes and then details and then scroll to the episode I was just on and go next.
And God forbid I decide I don't want to watch that one.
They're not good at allowing you to use the practices that people use.
They're like, hey, this is how people watch TV.
Do it. And you're like, no, that is not how how i watch tv usually i stumble upon a thing from the main menu and i'm like yeah a little more please and you're not good at providing that so netflix
kind of figured it out pretty fucking easy netflix is so good uh as far as a ui anyway yeah and that
new show i didn't hear your word netflix ui user interface like the way you navigate netflix and
find new stuff like you could even go to their website if you really want more stuff and like i thought you said netflix was
over maybe i missed it no i don't i don't know i lost i don't know exactly what i said but i'm up
on netflix as far as their user interface not so much on the programming all the time though yeah
programming is not great you know what i like a lot the um roku remote has voice to text and i
find myself using that.
Like, hey, Roku, open HBO Max.
Amazon has that.
I use an Amazon device, and it does as well.
But it ties into your Alexa and your phone and your security cameras and the room lights and everything.
So I can really make stuff happen.
That does sound good.
It might be better than what I have, and I'm just not accustomed to what good is nowadays.
But I was using my TV. My TV has Amazon and Netflix built into it. it might be better than what i have and i'm just not accustomed to what good is nowadays but i was
using my tv my tv has amazon and netflix built into it but it can't do hbo so because i was doing
game of thrones i had to buy this little roku stick well it's just a stick it's like the size
of chapstick and it fits in your hdmi port and it fits behind your TV. So there's no like wires to route.
I used to have a Roku like hanging from a cord.
It looks so,
it looks so ratchet because it was your multimillion dollar house.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It looks terrible.
Now it's all tucked away.
It's hidden.
I was worried the remote wouldn't work well because it's behind the TV.
Nope.
Not a problem.
Works perfectly.
And I didn't realize it but the entire
tv's user interface was a little slow to respond like you press a button and there's just a little
lag before it happens yeah now that i have a roku that is their current model everything's so snappy
and instant it's like my phone and now i'm just like damn this this is good the new roku stick
whatever it is 4k it looks like
chapstick it's tiny yeah yeah that's what amazon's done for i'm gonna say five years something like
that um i've always used the amazon stick uh because i've never liked my tv's interfaces and
i don't like using i call it the big remote and the little remote i don't know if anybody else
does this but with like every girlfriend and human being i've ever been in a living room with, I'm like, this is the big remote and this is
the little remote. We will never take the time to make little remote control the volume.
So it's imperative that we keep our hands on big remote.
That's the thing. Again, it plugged into
the side of the TV and they're like, hey, it looks like you got a Vizio
4K piece of shit. Is that right?
I'm like, stay out of my business!
Yeah, it is a 4K piece of shit
from Vizio. Good thing I'm not
gaming it. They're like, yeah, we got your power
and your volume. It already works.
Yeah, that I have never set up.
Kyle, don't you have a Samsung smart TV?
Yeah. I don't even have a
device. I just use the smart TV. Mine works
really good.'m not seeing anything
I have like HBO, Hulu, Netflix
Amazon I've got all the
hits I don't have like the ones I don't have
are ones that they try to get me to buy where they're like
do you want Paramount and I'm like I'm not giving away
money here
can I interest you in like
how do you watch Star Trek then
I'm still getting hosed
I rented I paid $3 a month for Motor Trend a year ago you in like how do you watch star trek i'm still getting hosed i i rented i i paid three dollars
a month for motor trend a year ago so i could watch the top gear special and i forgot about
that until like two days ago because i got suggested the next top gear special and i was
watching it and i'm like this is good but it's not 36 good like i'm gonna go ahead and cancel this
dude so i i feel like we changed off the call of duty topic
it's it's killing it in sales kyle's lukewarm on the game i hate it i despise the game it's bad
it's bad it's no fun to play at all um i don't like that fast time to kill rinse and repeat
shit though so like if people like that and i and i can hear them in the voice comms everybody's
passionate they're calling me a faggot and tell me what they're gonna do to me like everybody's so furious and not always at me but
certainly at my teammates they're really nostalgic so um people are passionate and people like the
game but i fucking hate it what about it do you dislike so much i hate the like rinse and repeat
nature and the worthlessness of each life um i hate, I don't care when we win.
I just don't care when I, I die so often that it becomes a joke.
It's like, let's see how long it takes to get shot in the front.
Let's see.
Four in a row.
We got four times in a row.
All right.
We got shot in the back three times and we got hit with a predator missile.
Let's reset and start counting again.
And when you're like, my friends love this game.
Nobody wants to play this game because nobody cares how you die in the game.
But I'm sitting there,
keep it count in my head. And I'm just like,
when I do have a real gun with some gunfight with somebody,
I went half of those.
Cause I have a one Katie,
but all the horse shit drags me down to the fact where I,
I probably go negative every other game or something like that.
And playing objectives and stuff. It's bad um and playing objectives and stuff it's bad
i i'm bad but it's bad too i don't like how fast it is the the time to kill is and i hate that like
what the only reason i bought your 70 game was because i want to play the br and your tarkov
copy and everybody's like oh well you won't have red dots and attachments for those if you don't
unlock them in multiplayer so
i thought i could just quickly run through this thing and max out level 55 playing headquarters
no you gotta like jump oh yeah go to go go shoot this gun to unlock this site for a different gun
if you want a thermal i'm making this up but if you want a thermal scope on your sniper
they want you to go shoot two bad smgs and a shitty shotgun for
for an entire day just to get the sight to go on your sniper and i that's super annoying because
i'm not getting a lot of kills as you can imagine yeah that does seem frustrating it's like that was
kind of a classic thing in call of duty that you ranked up a gun as you used that gun that took us
so long to figure out how to put camos on our guns that somebody googled it so nobody had ui no one could find no one could figure out how to like put the bait you don't i
don't think you start with any camos at all not you usually start with like some of those basic
bitch ones like the army has but yeah i don't have any camos at all i saw some viral tweet from like
a professional call of duty player like he was he tweeted out i didn't know who it was but he's like am i stupid how the fuck do i unlock ammo in this game like like trying to
like do it and it's a guy who plays call of duty for a living to just be sitting there like okay
it has to be here on the screen somewhere where's the ammo upgrade and it's just like we spent so
much time looking for it it's not like getting the party system like every step of the way it's just like we spent so much time looking for it it's not like getting the party
system like every step of the way it's not intuitive is the thing none of this is hard
they didn't make a puzzle game at it or anything they don't misunderstand but it's like every time
we go to do a thing that if we jumped on any other game like i don't know it just falls oh yeah this
work boop boop boop yeah it sets it sets up like every other game. But suddenly we have a game that's completely different,
and it seems like it was designed by, I don't know,
people who didn't speak English in another country or a planet or something.
It's like they had a third hand where they're from,
and this UI just makes sense to them because they can reach around the back.
Did they do too much stuff by committee, maybe?
I don't fucking know.
I really just like the game.
I'm going to play it some more. I played it today. I'm going to play it probably some more tonight. Got to get by committee, maybe. I don't fucking know. I really just like the game. I'm going to play it some more.
I played it today.
I'm going to play it probably some more tonight.
Got to get some attachments, baby.
That's so Call of Duty.
Oh, I hate this game.
I've got 19 days of play time.
Yeah.
But I'm so close to Red Tiger.
If I could just buy the attachments and not play, I would.
But I want the attachments because BR will be fun.
I did buy the attachments. I spent $70 on the ability and not play, I would. But I want the attachments because BR will be fun. Like,
I want to play.
I did buy the attachments.
I spent $70 on the ability to work for them,
actually.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean,
that is the worst,
like games that are hard because of a problem with the interface or with like lighting,
like,
because it's not like you're failing to upgrade your gun because of the challenge of it.
It's because it's not intuitive.
It's like puzzle games you play where it's like,
this is a hard puzzle, and then you Google it,
and it's like, oh, this isn't a hard puzzle.
It's because whoever made this game didn't know how to do lighting,
and you can't see the very obvious pieces.
One thing they did that I like a lot is they copied Conquest,
which is a Battlefield game mode.
It's the one with the multiple flags.
It's like five flags and the maps
are gargantuan.
They've got a mode similar to that.
They airdrop vehicles, like time-based.
Everybody doesn't start with a tank,
but seven minutes into
the game, some tanks are going to drop. Grab them.
There's tank warfare
and vehicle-to-vehicle
machine gun warfare and stuff like that.
I think it's 20 people versus
20 people plus maybe 15 or 20 more bots on each team so it's a shit show it's just shit's running
everywhere uh the bots are retarded so everybody gets to feel good about themselves like you can
you can drive around in a jeep and the bots will be like, no! And you just, boom, boom. Fucker.
And you get to pretend like that was a real person you ran over and you're good at the game. Like in Austin Powers.
No!
Smashing machine.
Something else my brother said was shit was
you have to play, like you
can't pick your perks. He's like,
I can't pick the perks I want. You have to wait
and then you're granted perks
throughout the game. I'll be honest with you. I don't understand pick the perks I want. You have to wait and then you're granted perks throughout the game. I'll be honest
with you. I don't understand how the perks
work and we've all given
up on trying to figure it out.
The timing and how you earn them.
We set the perks that we like
and we want. Don't get me wrong.
Although I haven't unlocked enough perks so I use the pre-made
perk suites which are
separate from the pre-made classes which can
be edited now. You can edit your classes in-game but not the pre-made classes which can be edited now um
in game you can edit your classes in game but not the pre-made classes the pre they've had that for
a while yeah i like that i don't think i've played cod since you could edit your classes in game or
maybe just didn't take a lot of uh didn't utilize it because that's nice you can change everything
about your class in the game i wonder if wings is enjoying this i would imagine he's not even
going to play it i I thought he would.
I thought he still liked Call of Duty.
Jesus, I just don't know how a guy who...
The way Wings plays is the way I like to play.
I would love to get in a building,
throw down two claymores,
get my sniper rifle,
aim out the window,
and get three kills every life
and just kind of enjoy that.
That would be fun.
But you can't do that here.
God, they're so fast.
Everybody's sliding and fucking jumping.
It wouldn't work.
I've tried it in this game,
like holding a position down for more than a minute or two,
and you're just getting hit with so much air support
or nonsense weird things are flanked around.
The map's spawns are constantly flipping, too.
That's something I don't think they'll ever fix.
I don't think I'm going to buy it.
If nobody's having that much fun, I'm not
going to spend $70 on it. I'm not getting it because I don't
want to put that much effort into COD.
The next game
I intend to put effort into is
Darktide.
Yeah, Darktide will be fun.
Prior to that, I might play Doom because
it's been in my mind recently. I watch the
Doom opening scene all the
time yeah the new one yeah you know i got i'm your guy for this okay so i've played them both
many many times i'm i'm gonna play through right now with my girlfriend yeah so that's that's why
i'm your guy so there's doom 2016 this is the the okay it's the 21st century we're making a doom
game from scratch game don't forget about anything you've ever heard about.
A new Doom arises.
So they discover the Doom Slayer, your character.
You're getting dug out of the Earth.
You wake up and shit's already hit the fan.
They've already made their interdimensional portal to hell
and they've invaded Mars.
And it's time to fight.
And so in that game, you do that.
You fix Mars.
By fix, I think you blow mars up i
don't remember exactly like you make a big hole in it the second game is you coming back to earth
and unfortunately they beat us here and they've already turned earth into a shithole and that's
the cinematic you like where you hear everyone screaming until all that hell and must i don't
like it we send only you. Yeah. Rip and tear
until it is done.
And then the music is like,
and your character goes,
and then you just hear,
boom, and now it's time to go.
You're like,
die, die, die, die. It's great.
I get pumped up. Yeah. Oh my god.
I'm fucking crying over just the thought of it.
Kyle left out the frantic women on Earth.
Is anybody listening?
Can you hear this?
If we pray to it, gather children, pray, and he will answer.
And of course, there's something like, God, but you're hearing this like,
all right, maybe pray a little.
No, you could skip the first one entirely.
And just think of it as like Earth's story.
But I would play them both.
But the first one isn't as good.
They add new mechanics in the second one.
You've got your, I think you've got this wrist gauntlet with a blade
that you do these finishing moves with that are very cool.
You shoot enemies until they
flash and then you run up to them and melee
them and you do these
pre-rendered
cool things that vary per enemy. Every enemy
has like two or three executions and
they don't get tiresome. They're fun.
You're always stomping guys' faces in
and pulling eyeballs out.
I don't know the answer to this, but you
shoot to get one
loot out of them and maybe stab to get a different one yeah every time um like like enemies drop loot
if they're it's the only way i was playing this my girlfriend and she's trying to stay in the back
and i'm like you're she's like i'm out of ammo and health i'm like yeah the enemies are your ammo
and health and you're back here and they're down are, like, we want to be in their face.
They are terrified of us.
We're the bad guy.
They're just trying to make a living.
We're the bad guy.
So when you chainsaw a guy, like, ammo comes out when you chainsaw a guy.
If you set a guy on fire and then kill him, armor is falling off of him.
When you execute guys, like, a little bit of health is falling out all the time.
So as you're mowing your way through these enemies in these daisy chained fluid exchanges where you're constantly changing
to a new weapon uh your your health is all my health always stays at the top like it's it's
i mean i die but like you play on difficulty i play on the second hardest difficulty i don't
go to the difficulties where uh one death is the game over because that's silly oh that sucks i was thinking
i'm playing the default difficulty usually that's not too hard and i'm just exactly yeah yeah dude
i'm pushing 50 if i'm playing normal difficulty i'm all right let's grade me on a curve
but games like like doom and halo especially i think it's it's it's very fine to play it's
almost better and makes more sense to
play on normal or even easy because you're supposed to be stomping shit in yeah and i like
the first one so much because you go to hell and along the way if you know you're trying to get
100 this game you're picking up these like notes and audio recordings and they're talking about
this bad motherfucker in every audio recording they're like he came audio recordings and they're talking about this bad motherfucker in every audio
recording they're like he came through shit and storm and ate their asses he climbed the mountain
and killed and like i'm like man i can't wait to meet this man finally you realize they're talking
about you you're like it's you that they're so scared of that everyone's like worried is going
to get loose like the whole time do you know it was funny when when i tried playing that i i played some of that game and i had a fun time but like there was one place in particular
because you know you have to like jump off platforms and like swing on ropes and like
jump and like double jump and i'm very bad at platformers and so one time i just kept respawning
into this like badass body with a and then like i killed two guys and then i fall in the lava again and it was just like 15
times of just like i'm a fucking retard and then the guys amped up again with the big music and
i'm not even getting amped anymore because i know i can't survive the fucking platforming level
that's what eventually got me to stop is i'm like man if this were all just like a downhill
killing sled adventure i'd like it more than the swinging there's one part of the
platform just not very good at games oh actually in the second one there's a lot of platforming
when you go to heaven uh they're like you've got like four or five different places to go
and they're separated by air and you're essentially in heaven so i hate that it's like way over there
in the pit of death below you and so the way you get there is
by launching and sometimes as you're launched through the air you have to randomly change
directions and like grab this twist it and swing and those can be a little bit trying that's what
got me to stop that's why i stopped playing that game as i got like probably time 9 10 11 or 12 i'm
like they do this fun mechanic i have a secret weapon that you guys don't have. Be like,
Colin, remember all those times
you couldn't beat a game?
Your turn. Sit here.
So you just have a pocket platformer
king.
I'm so bad at platforming
games. Anything with jumping
or swinging and readjusting in the middle,
I get panicky.
I'll be like oh no and
they're like i'll know what i have to do and i'll fuck i just i hate platforming games like
there's no worse feeling than like being in the thick of like a killing game and then it's like
all right when they're up next we need you to swing on the vines to get to the king monkey
it's like oh can you teleport me there yeah he's it. It's why he wins at Fall Guy all the time.
Yeah, that's like an ultimate platformer.
It's hard.
Yeah.
We haven't talked about Elon Musk buying Twitter much
since he bought it.
Yeah, it's all solidified.
It's in the middle of my news ecosystem.
I'm seeing constantly that the right loves it, loves it.
And I can see why they would get off on it
they felt like they've been persecuted for their views and you know like they're just trying to
post some swastikas and bully gay children leave me the fuck alone you're censoring me oh yeah
that's all they were banning is bullying gay kids and swastikas keep your gay kids off twitter
that's our place hey this is for us to censor stories about Hunter Biden You bitch during an election season
That is legit
I don't know how much Twitter censored Hunter Biden
But the Hunter Biden story didn't get the legs
It should have
Oh yeah Twitter
I don't want to change topics
I do want to stick on Twitter for a little bit
But what I'm seeing is that the Republicans
They're going to take the House
That's nearly a lock
And they're favored to take the Senate Which That's nearly a lock. And they're favored to take the Senate, which wasn't previously true.
They're saying 52 seats.
Oh, really?
What's that right now? I was watching CNN last night
and I think they were poo-pooing it.
They're like, so-and-so is saying
52 seats. And everybody gets that look
on their face like when Trump won.
I saw...
So for the Republicans
to get the Senate,
they need 51 seats,
right?
Because we have the VP.
We like whatever,
but they need 51.
And I'm seeing there's a 51% chance they get the 51 seats they need.
So better than even 538,
I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's where I look.
Yeah.
It's the best place to look.
And then also I tend to think those polls are lagging the trend.
The trend is the red team is surging.
If they think it's 51% now,
maybe it'll be 54% a week from now.
I think all these topics are codependent.
These are all parts of the same issue.
The Supreme Court is looking at affirmative action.
It's going down.
I listened to the arguments today. It's done. It's done.
I don't know anything about the Supreme Court
cases. The original ones, you just hear, oh yeah,
they decided this. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm sure it was cut and dry. No.
When I hear the original case and there was an
end date on affirmative action when it was
put, it's, it's 2028. That's the, they were like, we would think that within 25 years, this would
certainly not be like a thing anymore. And so like the, the, the Supreme court justices who
are clearly trying to strike this down are like, okay, expert from North Carolina. When would you
say you're going to be good? When would you say? When do you think?
Because you've told me that you've accomplished this.
You've got your school exactly matching the demographics of our country.
You've got that one down.
So what now?
Are we done yet?
How much longer?
Five years?
Ten years?
Give me a day.
And they can't.
Of course they can't.
Because they're saying, give me a day in which you think that they'll no longer be harder to thrive with a particular skin
color like i i think there's a little bit of like accountability that should exist in different
communities and that it's not all skin color maybe they they blow that up a lot. But also, it is trickier.
As a black guy, if you have a black name, resumes get overlooked.
That's a thing that they've been able to prove again and again.
You put in identical resumes, the name says Matthew and the name says Tyrone.
People like the Matthew one.
Why are we tricking these poor business owners?
Just tricking people. you want that exists for business owners just yeah so we're gonna name we're gonna be like
he's like hey so uh where's josiah at he's supposed to start today and they're like this
is monique uh she does not speak english nor does she have hands we like brick but she's passionate
like the unc to be like hey get that structure up quickly what date will there
be no more like biased against people with different colors and it's i don't know i don't
know what date it'll be so it's it is a hard question the question is how much longer must
we keep the crutch in place how much how much longer do we need to artificially uh tilt the
scales before you think you think everybody can like swim under their own power here because the
Asians, we're holding them down. Everybody's
got a hand on the Asian's belt
and they're just
trying to get some air and you're dragging them down.
What about fucking Hop Sing over here?
Wants to go to Harvard? You won't let him.
That is a traditional Chinese name,
you bigots. Okay, it is.
I've seen
Bonanza. They love Bonanza. name you bigots okay it is i've seen bonanza they love that um yeah and that's i see that point a
lot asians are a minority which are held back by affirmative action whereas all the other minorities
are kind of lifted by affirmative action um i hate affirmative action it's never been my thing i i
don't like this whole equality of outcome
business no no no um i line up with the red team on this one where it's like no no no we want a
quality of opportunity not a quality of outcome and i'm like yeah you know what actually i made
my decision and especially not in like some jobs where like i want the pilot of my airplane i want
the guy who's like oh he gets home and he's on flight sim.
Like, that's how he is.
Like, that's who I want.
I don't want someone who's like, yeah, I guess I'm kind of passionate about flying.
Right.
Yeah, I was really the 19th best in my class, but they hired me for affirmative actions.
Now, my wife's family has a lot of like government jobs talking about police firemen shit like that
and so there was just all this is not just like her father was a fireman but like i don't want
to start naming names but like it just seems like a lot of people are end up working for the
government in one way or another all those jobs fireman cop etc and it's just well known like for
a white guy to get a promotion you have to get like a 97
or better on this test and for a black guy you need like an 85 because that's just where the
scores break out and it always felt fair like if you're a white guy pulling in like a 92 and you're
like fuck this doesn't seem fair but you know that's the score going into it you have well i
mean it's literally not fair it's a different standard depending on who you are that's the score going into it. You have to. Well, I mean, it's literally not fair. It's a different standard depending on who you are.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
And that life experience has guided my views on affirmative action.
Is it feeling unfair?
And I don't think I ever personally was like one of those guys who would have gotten into a better school if they had different skin color.
But the people who are who are like man
i was right on the bubble and i missed it but i know that i wouldn't have had i been black
it feels bad right that feels bad they i love in the arguments they were like checking a box that
says a certain race is weighted as high or higher than staggering national achievements like and
then he starts naming some of the national championship
academic type things.
And it's like, oh, my God, that would suck
if you were the guy who's like, yeah,
I'm the best at this and best at that.
And this person is just right.
I'm sorry.
You're Japanese.
Oops.
Sorry.
We have to dock you for being Japanese here, bud.
You're too good at chess.
I haven't heard
a persuasive pro-affirmative action argument like for me i'm sure i've heard arguments that
might persuade someone else but for me i'm just like man i just doesn't none of these sit right
with me i don't understand how we can like overlook a guy for skin color and that's okay
we look past you because you're a penalized color
and grab this other guy who's a bonus color and um i heard the term the soft racism of low
expectations right and when i heard that i was like oh my gosh yeah that that resonates with me
apparently that's a very racist thing to say and i have racist beliefs because I feel like I, I don't fully understand it,
but that is a phrase that racists have adopted and loved.
I don't know.
I haven't heard anyone say that in like years.
I was at a clan rally last week and they were,
they were hammering it.
They were just hammering soft racism.
Soft racism.
The Democrats are the real racist. Yeah but like yeah kind of like that it's
like oh if you're expecting lower standards for uh you know non-whites and asians then that's
racist in a different way you have low expectations you're not demanding more
and i'm like yeah that that kind of makes sense to. But I guess it's really bad to say or think that.
And I haven't been persuaded as to understanding why.
So the red search, that's what we're talking about here.
And I think all of these things pertain to it because you've got the red teams winning the Supreme.
No, no, no, no.
That's the red team won the Supreme Court.
They did.
Or a generation and a half.
It's done.
I love that. Like some of the left. This is how ignorant their a generation and a half. It's done. I love that
some of the left, this is how ignorant their people are. It's really embarrassing when your
team doesn't know what the rules of the game they're playing are. And they're like, ah, let's
get those silly Supreme Court justices out of there. It's like, assassination is literally
your only way to do that. You know that that right like like i i mean you know i read
that it's a lifetime appointment it's it's not just the supreme court but also a lot of the federal
courts when trump stacked the courts which sounds like an insult but it's not that's what you do
when trump picked the people to be judges he played the actuary tables he's like yeah i know
that you'd be perfect for this job, but you're 69.
And there's this other guy who's 49.
I like her.
We're going to give her the job so that she does the smarter move.
It's almost like the businessman came in and he had a different set of values for who he hired as employees.
I guess so. He played the long game.
And look, this wasn't 3D chess.
It was just somebody doing the smart thing, I guess.
I'm sure he had advisors.
You don't need to be a 3D chessman to be like, oh, lifetime appointee?
70-year-old or 41-year-old?
So that's over.
Anybody who's out there and you're like, you're a real left-leaning guy, good luck.
Because dismantle is the word that I would use for what's going to happen to the left's agenda
and everything they've accomplished for the last 30 40 years it's happening so there are some old conservatives
clarence thomas jr is the only one i have stuck in my head is um but even then the republicans
are about to get the senate and i it'll be fucking like i don't like it it feels bad and it'll it'll be fucking like, I don't like it. It feels bad and it'll get under my skin and will hurt my feelings.
But if the Republicans spend two entire goddamn years blocking a Supreme Court nomination, which doesn't seem out of character for them, they're going to win the Senate, bro.
We'll see how much they filibuster.
There doesn't be eight Supreme Court justices.
Clarence Thomas is the oldest.
He's 74.
So there's...
They're going to try and add another one?
No, no, no. I'm talking about
how do we make it
blue again?
How do we make it blue again?
So I start looking at the old reds.
So you hit on something. You're right, though.
One of the things I've heard from the left,
they want to add members to the court.
That is a thing they've talked about. to dilute the advantage that's been gained.
That won't be happening anytime either.
I think you need some power to change the rules and they don't have any power.
Right?
Yeah, I don't know what it takes to change the rules, but I can tell you that if you change the rules, then you open the door for the other people to change.
Oh, is nine not good?
30 member courts.
You want it to be 13 now okay well when trump wins again if you think he won't make it 19 then you haven't
been paying attention 19 no we're gonna have a hundred judges the hundred most beautiful judges
whatever it is yeah seven there's seven liberal judges and 93 except like the last 30 are like you're hot you're pretty
conservative and he's only six and a half years old so we're playing the actuary tables baby
no i it like whenever you look at these things this is something i do pretty reliably
it's like oh oh do you like this do you like stacking the court in your favor you have to
ask yourself do you like it if the other team does it too?
Because you're setting a precedent.
Do you like the president being able to impose martial law?
Maybe you bleed blue and you're okay with it when Biden gets it,
but you won't like the same law when Trump's back.
So don't give him that.
Let's talk Pelosi.
Paul Pelosi.
Paul Pelosi.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
This one,
I got it all.
I think I got this.
Can I lay it out real quick?
Sure.
All right.
So Nancy Pelosi is in DC or elsewhere with her security detail.
And apparently it's not like on house of cards.
They don't get security.
At least they didn't this night.
Cause Paul Pelosi is alone in home at home in bed and San Fran,
I think very nice house
and uh a man breaks in breaks the glass he's in the home wakes this guy up out of his bed where's
nancy and they get into a struggle this is paul's version of things obviously this guy also outside
has a backpack with like tape and rope and another hammer in case that one breaks or something and
and i think he's got a list of the people he doesn't like.
And you keep that on him at all times.
I also keep a list on him.
Jesus Christ, stop keeping lists.
And so Paul manages to get off a phone call on his iPhone to 911.
And it's one of those weird two-sided phone calls where they're like,
are you okay?
And he's like, like no i am not
this is my good friend attacker he's staying the night apparently and i think he asked to go to
the bathroom and like kept the phone in his pocket as he interacted with attacker i saw so so the
cops what do we mean enter oh go ahead so the cops show up door opens they know where they are
obviously and there's paul pelosi and
there's crazy man standing next to each other both with a single hand on a hammer arguing over
and they're like drop that hammer so paul drops the hammer but the other guy's still hanging on
to it so he quickly hits paul on the fucking head cracking his skull open and knocking him
unconscious so the cops take this guy, lock him up.
They send Paul in for brain surgery.
He's fine and all.
The guy, apparently, he's there for Nancy.
And he says, if I had gotten Nancy, I was going to make her tell the truth.
Now, I don't think she would have ever told the truth,
but I was going to tell her to tell the truth.
And then when she started lying, I was going to break her kneecaps.
And then when she got wheeled in and before the senate
everyone would see the consequences of their actions and their lies and so he is now charged
with a lot of things two new charges came i love when they like very saint louis style crime
saint louis representing i was thinking that doing they're making this so everybody wants to make
this guy a right wing nut job and then the other side wants to make him a left wing nut job.
He's an actual crazy person.
So anybody who you see out there who's like, oh, look, he posted this and he said that.
None of that matters because you're dealing with a nudist.
Psychedelic using like so far, he's just cool.
No, like nudists are not cool.
They're never good-looking.
The things that he's into,
like, he's just a crazy person.
He thought he was Jesus for a while.
Like, he's one of those style crazy persons.
He's like a schizophrenic. So, of course, when he reads
stuff on the internet, he believes it.
He had a Jesus face.
He thought he had a Jesus face.
So, what the left did, I mean, the right did,
there's this little paper somewhere and i don't know where
the fuck but they have been known to post lies in the past they posted some lies about hillary one
time they throw up this article that's like what the left doesn't want you to know that they they
make it seem like paul was actually having an argument with his male prostitute for the evening
over the price of his services and that while nancy was away paul likes to play
and he's got his his gay lover here this this prostitute because and i'm sure that maybe this
guy was a prostitute at one point crazy people do all the things like he was probably he's probably
also a communist i haven't heard that he is a prostitute communist but it's possible it's pk
facts yeah now that was a non- chance. He's a Elon Musk.
Elon Musk.
Right after the shit has happened.
Like it's fresh on our minds,
right?
Like eight hours.
He's in brain surgery,
I think.
And he tweets out the link to the article.
And he's like,
there may be a little bit more to all this than we've been told.
No,
no.
He said,
he said,
there's a tiny chance that there's a little bit more to all this.
And then we've actually been told.
He said,
deleted that tweet. He tweeted a link
to a fake news website. Kyle called out that they've done fake stories before.
Some of the fake stories they had. This isn't like
I'm not saying fake news in news I wish wasn't true. I'm saying
literally fake news invented from whole cloth
vampires, gay frogs nonsense.
We know the gay frogs
are real. We know the hermaphroditic
frogs is real. Alex Jones nail on the head
with that one. Okay, so you're 50-50.
If I see one person sucking
a neck, I'm striking this whole argument down.
You got me.
I can't hang.
It is a legit
fake news site that
Elon tweeted out kind of irresponsibly
but meh
what do you say
I've read the gay
lover thing I think this idea
that he wasn't influenced by
right wing QAnon and stuff
he absolutely was
copium that Republicans are snorting
nonstop in an effort to act like, oh no, this guy who's posted
all this right-wing conspiracy theory stuff and who went to Nancy Pelosi's house looking for her
trying to punish her, it wasn't politically motivated and it certainly wasn't our fake news.
Is it possible that he was just following Nancy's career very well?
I think this guy was prone to just going deep into rabbit holes
and he's crazy and it set a crazy person off in her direction how awful would it have been i thought
they had more security how's a hammer wielding man just get in there's no security there was none
there wasn't even a security system there wasn't even an alarm they're in san francisco she doesn't
have like adt or something like no no nothing like the only
reason anyone showed up to help paul pelosi from his crazed nude killer was that paul took it upon
himself to call and he's a big guy i don't know if you've seen him like next to people in photos but
i don't mean a giant or anything he's an 80 something year old man but he's well over six
feet tall yeah like and this other guy i don't probably wasn't i thought these guys all had like
huge amounts of security i guess that's like a tv myth maybe i don't know that's what i'm saying
that's like house of cards lying to me i saw i saw oh yeah frank's got his people and then his
wife's got people and no they all have to have a couple people assigned to them that just doesn't
make sense that they wouldn't i feel like it's so bizarre to me because that i think that's the
only thing that makes me be like maybe it was his gay lover where was the security
at because when when i was with dakota meyer that thing the guy that won the medal of honor
his security was right there he had a fucking colonel with him 24 hours a day it's like i was
i was like what's it like you know he's like this is he was very drunk but he was like this is the
best gig ever i guard this guy from what too much pussy nobody's messing like we're having a good time here you know like the the colonel was like
45 maybe even 50 like he had like he has that they all have the same haircut but gray on the
sides where it was trimmed short but he was they were both had a good time good time but he had
security is what i'm saying like he had a guy that was there to not only make sure that no one did anything to him,
but make sure that he didn't misrepresent the army as their medal of honor.
Jake Paul has security.
I wonder about the security, too.
A lot of people are pointing out the lack of security in cameras
as if that makes this whole thing fake
and that there's a lot of things that don't add up.
Tucker Carlson did that in particular.
I watched his monologue on it
and in jacking off if you're not familiar with jacking off it's just asking questions jaq
and uh he just did this jacking off insanity for 20 minutes like you know i really just want to
know why he was in his underwear i want to know where the security was the body cam footage is
normally released instantly so it's a little suspicious that they haven't released the police body cam footage.
I mean, I like that.
I didn't see any of this.
Look, I want to see it, too, because I'm a voyeur and I like nudists.
Because they do it to you.
Because they do it to you if the fucking crazy person was in your house.
They release the body cam footage when it looks good for the police,
and they hold on to it when it looks bad for the police.
That's almost always the rule they follow.
The cops didn't do anything wrong.
This time, it's like
Paul Pelosi's going to look bad.
It's like they said, Paul, let go of the hammer.
Then Paul got clobbered on the head, got
brain damage, and required him to surgically
repair his fractured skull. I'm holding
the police a little bit. Didn't do a good job.
You should have told them to both let go of the hammer.
Hey, crazed man!
See, I live in this world
where I think things work like on TV.
So I thought they'd be like, don't worry, Paul!
We got your back!
They didn't know what Paul
Pelosi looks like, clearly. Because they were like,
we encountered two men fighting over
our hammer. It's like, the fuck? Why weren't you there
to help Paul, the Speaker of the House,
second in line to the presidency's husband?
What the fuck?
I didn't know.
I have AOC in my head, right?
I'm pretty sure she lives with a boyfriend.
She's not married, but she has a serious boyfriend.
Tell me that
guy's not in constant danger.
Someone doesn't want to knock that door down.
She's one of the most hated people on the left.
Yeah, he's got a ghost.
Solid point, yes.
I'd be in that kind of politics if she wanted me to.
I'd be over here talking about crazy shit.
You got to be for affirmative action,
but I bet you could manage.
I like AOC a lot.
I'm a big fan of AOC.
I think also, what's her name from Hawaii who's changed teams now? Tulsi Gabbard. I'm a big fan of AOC. I think also what's her name from Hawaii
who's changed teams now?
Tulsi Gabbard.
Ah, the surfer.
She does look good.
Isn't she pretty old?
She looks very good for being in her 40s.
She's young for a lady politician.
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She's younger than I thought.
Could you pull up a picture of that looker?
Wow, she's hot.
That's the one.
I don't get Marjorie Taylor Greene and the looks thing
because her whole identity is about fucking CrossFit.
And she seems to vibe like gym rat, hot chick, babe.
Does she?
I didn't know any of that.
I was kidding around.
She's all about CrossFit. she's talking about crossfit constantly it is her anti-covid strategy
i thought she was ugly so and and stupid so i wanted she's ugly and her body is bad
she has visceral fat like first pick for vp right they're having to talk him down
i have heard trump i've heard reports that trump is looking at her for vp i've heard
yeah exactly yeah that's it dude this isn't a crossfit chick she's got that thing that
fetal alcohol syndrome if you told me she didn't work out at all i'd believe you
well she's in a blazer and i'm she's got a sign in front of this is free find another picture then
i mean i'm i'm i trust you find her in her underwear i don't swim suit there are
no pictures of her looking fat she's not attractive but she does not look fat she looks like oh my god
i just hang on let me type it in here uh maybe i'm wrong about this but to my memory she looks just
like oh she looks better there than i've ever seen her look she's made up let me see oh she does look better there than i've ever seen her look dude that guy in the middle is so funny
he's just like god damn it i'm gonna be on the news sketch oh i want to talk about that movie
i watched um yeah we got enough time have you seen nope it's the jordan peele movie
um a horror movie i have not is it good i it last night. Finally, you can rent it for $6 instead of $25.
I watched it last night.
I liked it a lot.
You don't just like anything he does.
No, I don't.
I don't really love that he doesn't hire white actors
for the most part.
He's got a whole thing there.
I don't like hearing that.
I wish you just done it.
Just do it. Don't say it.
You don't have to tell me that you're not hiring Whitey.
But he's really good. His movies are great.
He's a good writer.
He's got some Lovecraftian influences
in this one a little bit, but you won't even...
Nobody else will notice that unless you've read
a very specific book. It's good.
The bad thing, I'll call it,
in this was novel and interesting
and don't think I'd ever seen that exactly
before. The family
dynamic that they have between the brother and sister
who are the main characters is really cool.
I like them. There's a little
bit of that black culture thing that's really
endearing. Do they fuck? No.
They're brother and sister.
There's a part where
she's like, I knew he'd show up with that
shit! and they're
like clap clap clap they do like the triple the triple high five it's really good and there's a
lot of fun parts like that um it's a horse ranch they're on they got like a they do like movie uh
horses for hollywood and um uh there's some spooky stuff happening in their valley and they're in the
background there's this other story that's parallel in some ways
about a sitcom
that had a chimpanzee in it,
and that chimpanzee went insane
and killed the entire cast of the sitcom
brutally on camera, you know, eating
their faces off and stuff. So every now and then, we cut
back to that and get a little bit of that.
It was
good. I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.
I liked the other one
Get Out
did it actually scare you?
nope
I screamed once
and then there was
there was a couple parts early on
where you're like
what is that?
what is that?
they'll show you stuff and you'll be like what am I looking at? what is that? I don that? They'll show you stuff and you'll be like, what am I looking at?
What is that?
I don't know if that's the bad thing or not.
And I was getting a little creeped out.
But overall, I just thought it was a really interesting take on what it is.
I'm trying not to spoil it.
I'm dancing around.
I have a Twitter question for Taylor.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You're the only guy I know closely that,
that uses Twitter a bunch.
Elon Musk is talking about charging for the blue check Mark.
I've heard $20 a month.
I've heard $8 a month in my mind.
The whole point of it is that it's hard to get.
If any asshole with $8 can get a blue check Mark and blue check
Marks aren't useful anymore.
I thought it was to keep them.
Cause if you're right, that's so lame. thought it was to keep them. Maybe you're right.
That's so lame if it's to
get it. I've got one, but
I'm certainly not going to pay you.
I thought it was a verification checkmark.
It meant, yeah, we know for sure that's him.
It's being able to verify and
keep it. I don't know.
I don't know
about the news, but that wouldn't make any
sense if just everyone could get it because it's like why would someone who's not going to get impersonated have
it you know like kyle needed one so that you know the fps russia didn't hop on the scene and start
pretending to be him and nabbing up followers like right this just i it doesn't really make
sense it seems like uh like a weird thing to get people talking but it would
be bizarre to start like charging people to keep their verification because then it would just
like the journalist like you at this point you'd be like oh ah that's the jake tapper with a million
followers like this is the jake tapper there's a swastika in the banner like okay i don't know no no no that's jake fapper oh twitter is profitable one
time back in 2019 it hasn't been profitable outside of that so elon musk needs to find a
way to make it profitable i don't know if paying four times what the business was worth
impacts profitability or not if he has like a big loan to service or something like
interest expense i'm not sure but Just unban Trump, man.
He says he will. I'm surprised
they haven't already. Yeah, that thing I read
the other day was fake. It was a very
real-looking fake, unfortunately.
It'll happen
eventually. Hopefully. That'd be
fun. Well, I think I read that
Elon was gonna do it.
I don't know. We'll see.
Trump has a huge investment in truth social.
I'm sure he's still hoping he gets a billion out of that.
So he might be incentivized not to go to Twitter.
Chris, wouldn't that kill truth social?
I mean, truth social is such a joke.
Like Twitter is the mainstream social media is like the public square of the modern era.
Like being on truth social or Gab or something.
It's not like being on Twitter or Facebook.
Here's the play.
It's just not.
Trump sells truth to Elon in exchange for coming back over.
That's what you do.
That's what you do.
Elon doesn't want Truth Social.
He owns Twitter.
But he wants Trump.
Yeah, but Trump will come back.
Trump will come back because he'll suddenly have 150 million.
No, he'll come back. You million no he'll come back he you
think he wants to hang out on that no traffic bullshit app like no he wants people to actually
read what he's saying a million times more people on twitter and facebook read the little clips of
him that he posts on truth social on those on the mainstream social media sites than actually see it
on truth social like do you know anyone who has a truth social account anyone in the world no no i don't either not one i don't either so like no one's doing that shit it's just
screaming into the abyss you have to be on facebook google instagram youtube like twitter like
outside of those like handful of sites there is nowhere to publicly get your message out in 2022
we'll see i this could be my bias coming through i'm not sure being on twitter helps trump oh i
think that usually i think it does so here's where i'm headed with that i'm not sure trump
exposing his crazy showing how unhinged he is on a daily basis helps trump you know trump sank
himself during the covid press conferences by taking them over himself and everyone mocked
him about the bleach in your veins, which he
said disinfectant, but whatever.
No one liked it.
I think that it
hurt him. I think that people who are on the
edge, who saw him every day
not represent himself well,
it wasn't a good look
for him. Trump's a little better when
someone else tells us what Trump is.
And if he goes on Twitter every day and he acts a little unhinged, I don't think it helps him. Well, I don better when someone else tells us what Trump is. And if he goes on Twitter
every day and he acts a little unhinged, I don't
think it helps him. Well, I don't want him to act unhinged.
Yeah, I don't think
you don't get a hinged Trump.
That's not a thing.
From his point of view,
the media and
so on, they're going to call him a fascist racist
no matter what.
Not unless they want their accounts banned.
Elon doesn't put up with that kind of shit.
That'd be great. I can't wait for people to try to
bully Trump. I want Trump to come back
and for everybody to try to give
Trump a hard time and Elon to be like, you know what?
I kind of do want to do a little moderation. What'd you say
to Donald? You know, that's the former president.
You can't say that kind of shit.
Dude, if he just bans
all the people who got their entire following by reply-guying Trump,
that might be kind of nice.
I just like that it's all entertaining.
I like that big things are happening.
I like that Elon Musk bought Twitter because so many people dislike it.
It'll be more fun if nobody gets banned at all.
Just let it be Wild West out there.
Let it be fun for a while.
Everybody's running in their test from the n-word like like uh thing now like the use of the n-word is up some dramatic
percent 500 times yeah because everybody's one other like you really won't ban me no 500 they're
gonna have to pump those numbers up for 500 times more ends 500 that's not even that many percent. That's when I saw that. I was like, this was the fear?
500% N-word use?
Get those numbers up.
What was I going to say?
I don't know. We'll see.
I hope he does it.
Oh, so he fired
three top execs, like the CEO,
the CFO, and the chief
content moderator, censor chick Vadyadya, or something like that.
And I've gone back and forth.
At first, the right was like, aha, you got fired.
And I'm like, they have $100 million worth of golden parachutes.
If you think they're losing, you're crazy.
But he fired them for cause, implying that his intent is to not pay out
their golden parachutesutes to get around that
and uh i think there's going to be some lawsuits i don't know how it's going to play out maybe he
won't pay out the entire golden parachute i don't know how this works you're talking about like 40
million a person or something like it's it's big numbers it's a hundred total and then like the cfo
gets like half of it and the other two divide the remaining 50. That's so much money.
I mean, it seems a lot to me.
Yeah.
It seems a little bit to me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he has like a hundred million dollars worth of golden parachute to pay out.
And he's trying not to pay it out by firing them for cause.
It'll be good to watch.
You know, you talk about entertaining.
I'm, I'm curious.
Let's see.
More than anything.
I don't like lawsuits.
Johnny Depp one was pretty fun though. But I mean, if anytime you've got like people on the stand talking More than anything. I don't like lawsuits. Johnny Depp one was pretty fun, though.
Anytime you've got
people on the stand talking, but I don't care
who wins the lottery. It's not enough
money that Musk even cares about it.
If it's $100 million, it's not a big deal.
Kanye West doesn't care
about $100 million. Come on.
Kanye West. I love it. Kanye's going crazy.
This is a cool little time in history.
The time of the crazed celebrity. I love it. Kanye's going crazy. This is a cool little time in history. The time of the crazed celebrity.
I hope it continues.
Even more
celebrities. Wild enough.
We're all the center of our
universe. For me, Kyrie Irving.
Kyrie Irving is one of the better
basketball players in the NBA right now.
Anti-Semitic as fuck
apparently.
He hates
Jewish people and feels that all black people are the true jewish people that the jewish elite heard that know this i've heard them say
that i mean that the black people are god's real chosen ones not the jewish people and that you
know finally someone's saying it jewish people and those people in israel they're all fake jews
and that the real jews are the black people and the Jewish
people actually are the ones who ran the slave trade this
whole time and
is that true
it was in a movie so
no I'm asking you
I don't think any of this is true
but it's kind of funny
because the rest of the NBA is giving kyrie irving like a buddy pass like
yeah he's a little crazy but we all got one in our family right you know if it was a different
kind of racism i think the fbs to the nba would be bonkers over it but because it's kyrie and
it's anti-jew they're all like yeah you know we all say silly things right let's move
on i don't know they they cracked down on kanye for that uh he's had a he's had a rough week of
it that one clip i sent you of him dancing around it can we just play we should play that clip of
him outside because that's not like copyright or trademark or anything that's just oh i know the
clip that was funny let's play it it is like dude his
delivery is you you couldn't it is the perfect delivery i don't want to say i don't want to say
and you know i can't say the kind of person it is it's in there zach um yeah like like like i saw
that everyone was cracking up and the comedic
timing was so good that it made me wonder for a second if he was secretly a genius but that can't
be that that's just silly he's a crazy man who stumbled into he's a self-described genius you
remember that you're not a comedic genius more of a lyrical genius and not even that really because
he can't spell i guess spelling is not required for lyrics but it should be do we have the silly clip up zach i sent it to zach i don't know he's trying his best to yeah
it's uh it's interesting to see these people lose their fucking minds i i i don't know the news has
been fun lately no he doesn't know where to get to whatsapp that's okay oh oh well basically it's uh
it's okay well you go just look up the kanye clip someone just
look it up it's very very funny everyone was a red hat that drove me to a point of exhaustion
which was misdiagnosed by a i'm not gonna say what race what people uh doctor and what hospital
and what media went to we know know I can't say that.
It was a Jewish doctor.
He beats around that bush.
He's like, you know I can't say.
It was a Jewish doctor.
And that guy from TMZ is just like,
thank you for the new car, sir.
Thank you. Thank you for the brand new
tesla from here your new clip kanye yeah that is so funny i turn on the news every day and i'm i'm
i'm pleasantly entertained are your phillies gonna win the series i haven't been paying attention
uh yeah they delayed the game so it's still 1-1 but yeah they're they went into houston
and stole half the games that you know they played away and now they have to come into the
the thunderdome i think that's what they call philly probably at least
and uh and try to get some wins at home against philly which i don't think anyone has managed to
do in the postseason game starting in just a couple minutes.
Yeah.
Are you going to watch?
I'm more of a scores and
stories type guy.
I'm more of a not a baseball guy.
I want to see...
Oh, you've got him. That's right. I need
to fix that. So you've got Kanye on your death pool.
That's what I was going to say.
Because I wanted him because I had gotten the...
I wanted to slide him in.
But you've already got him.
Very smart pick.
Because I think...
Nostradamus-like pick, people say.
Some people are saying things like that.
Because I think he's much more likely to hurt himself unfortunately, or be
taken out by someone who doesn't want him telling the truth.
The Jews.
You said it, not me.
I don't want to say
who might be taking him out.
We're not allowed to say
people
who might kill Kanye.
But they live
in a very
arid environment.
It's the juice.
It's the juice.
They're going to make you no longer a billionaire.
Oh, no.
They got me.
They already got to me, it seems.
It was really funny to see Harley
be like, it is kind of weird they took
his bank away.
It would be like if you started making fun of black people
and then all of a sudden they came and confiscated your NBA pass
and you were banned from Kentucky Fried Chicken or something.
They took all their shit away from you.
They'd be like, don't talk about black people.
They'll take your chicken away.
And then it happened.
It's not very optical for him to be like they control this and that and then he loses i didn't know it's possible to get to bank debanked all jokes aside because it it's money like like who
says no to money like you wouldn't think they would you wouldn't think any bank i have accused taylor of making up words when he
flexes his vocabulary many times i thought he just did it like this is the first time
nope that's a real word which what i said optical optical yeah i knew that i've always heard that
things were bad optics i've always heard that I didn't know optical was an addictive. Have you ever heard of an optical illusion?
Yes! Fuck! I didn't
know that. And that's PKN!
That's PKN.
428.