Painkiller Already - PKN 433

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

pkn 433 how are you boys good good doing pretty good it's so shitty here it's really i'm sorry i just stepped all over you but it's been raining i it's raining here all week and it's gonna rain here all week it's so nasty and gross my dogs don't want to go outside when they do like they get all mucky and muddy every fucking time i've given this stupid shit had multiple baths I've given this stupid shit head multiple baths. It's like taking a... Are we talking about Rocky? Stupid shit. No.

Toby. He's like a big, fancy, floofy blanket that you're taking out into a mud hole for the day. And then when you come back, it's time to wash him again. That's every fucking day. All day. Yeah, it's real nasty here. So I'm hoping the weather changes.

Yeah, it's been gloomy here, too. I fucking hate this time of year. Like, snow's weather changes yeah it's been gloomy here too i fucking hate this time of year like snow's not fun because it's cold but at least when it snows you get a little aesthetic a little kind of that looks nice audio too like it's really quiet sometimes it's nice but this just like mucky overcast rain it's just depressing it's like what i imagine living in england is like yeah all the time yeah this is why there's such awful people. Dude, so we haven't had a ton of rain, but we have had kind of a gloom. Just clouds and it's like I bet if you drove enough,

you'd turn your windshield wipers on. The air is so on the edge of raining, but there aren't really drops falling. Yeah, I looked at the forecast last night because I was sick and tired of it. And like the rain standing in the yard, it's been that much because it's just continuous it's not that much it's just it hasn't stopped and uh it's just days on days on a different topic speaking these guys are impacted by the weather but have you heard about moore county north carolina oh yeah yeah you know why that happened right outage right so yeah there's a power outage now here's the deal for people who don't know anything about it uh moore county kind of one of north

carolina's redneck bumfuck it's a big deal there all right metropolis and um the rumor is that there was a drag show you know a show i don't even know drag transgender etc but i think these are men who identify as men but like to wear women's clothes and put on a show i think't even know drag transgender etc but i think these are men who identify as men but like to wear women's clothes and put on a show i think that's what drag is i bet it runs the gamut but i think that it was a drag show indeed there's gay men in there too i'm excited how this connects well some fucking presumably rainbow colored fucking sunglass wearing goatee having double neck MAGA hat somebody want to protect the children

from the pedophiles Taylor right because they're pedophiles they were coming in their little small town getting all the kids around come look at us and dancing so they destroyed the power there were no children involved as far as I know it was a nighttime event.

How can you tell? It was like a 10 p.m. show for adults. I think it was like 21 to get in, but I'm making some of this up. But anyway, presumably some Republican jackass took his high-powered assault rifle

to the electrical substations and took out two of them with their fucking bullets millions of dollars worth of damage power still out it went out on like maybe Sunday what does that mean so like he was just shooting transformers apparently they knew what they were doing so they went to

a substation which is one of those unmanned electrical things with all sorts of electrical things we don't understand you know but you know what it looks like, right? All the wires come into it and there are these odd shaped electrical whatevers. And he shot them. They ran down the gate with

their I'm guessing truck. I bet I'm right. Probably. If it was a hybrid. It's probably a truck. Yeah. It was a hybrid, you think? A Prius? Yeah. So they used a Prius to knock down the... They wanted the electricity. So they used their Prius to knock down the... They wanted the electricity. So they used their Prius to knock down the gates and then they took their guns

and they shot up the substation. Now, they apparently knew what they were doing and they say this based on two things. One, they knew what to shoot in the substation. I wouldn't. I would shoot things that look like they break from bullets, ceramic things or whatever. It's a real quick Google though, right?

Maybe. What are the vital parts that electrical substations and there's gonna be five articles all of the substations are incredibly vulnerable this believe it or not here none of those parts are there for fun so i guess they either did their google search or my guess was that they had some industry experience like maybe they're electricians or they're linemen or something. But who knows? What we do know is that they damaged just the right things. Also, they took out two substations. So they didn't just go to one and shoot it. They took out two, which I guess is significant because they couldn't reroute and supply these people with power from somewhere else. They took out the right to, I guess, cooperate.

I'm filling in some gaps. No, they don't know. What do you know? What do you think you know? I read his post last night, the guy that did it. What? He posted about it? Yeah, he's on Reddit. It was like, the authorities just left again. I have no idea what could have transpired here, but

you know, when your morals dip in an area, you can't be surprised when an unseemly kind of element moves in and does things like this. You know, he was all this like, yeah, oh, I love law enforcement. I was happy to open my doors to them tonight. Let them look around. Respecting them boys in blue. Catch me if you can.

Maybe I maybe maybe I'm wrong but that that's what i read and it was from a guy who was like i said claiming that the authorities had just left his house looking into it yeah are you sure it was a guy because there was a woman who on facebook posted that she seemed to know what i i i don't assume such things i i let me finish my thought there was a woman on facebook who posted that she seemed to know what was up why they did it and how it happened yeah and the police came and visited her twice they called it a come to prayer meeting which boneheads like me took it to mean they prayed with her but i guess come to prayer is a southern expression that means like explain your actions that that's a come to jesus moment is it's what you would say i've never come to prayer is a made-up thing that's just not a term i'd have heard it if it was real somebody on reddit

had heard it before they said that their grandmother said and as we know reddit comments are infallible proof of truth not so yeah people on reddit talking about religion i'm sure you'll get a nice yeah christianity of all don't you question my sources it was right there in the comments it was on our atheism. A guy in a fedora posted it. They had a come to prayer meeting with her, which I never heard of before. I thought it meant they prayed with her. And I'm like, should you be investigating her?

It seems like you're on her side already. But she is now taking the claim that she was just kidding. She doesn't really have anything to do with it. Yeah. No, I think that, again again it's their side of the argument but i think that they were saying that they were some sort of a first of all drag show seems like man i couldn't care less you're saying that they i mean i mean her boy fenster is essentially doing drag i suppose like like that upsets you it upsets you that like this dude who's like straight nor like a straight man is just dressing up you know like there's no way that you can get you get all frilled up like did you did they not like mrs doubtfire as well like like real upset about anytime a man is in a dress is it a real problem for them or is there something that we don't know here like like for all i know

like i know i have seen and i'm not saying this is the same thing al-qaeda i've seen al-qaeda sort of swoop under the radar like this dressing in those burkas and stuff are they talking about that is that what we're talking about here woody sort of an al-qaeda in burka situation show is it like 10 o'clock at night like there was no i mean they don't have bedtimes al-qaeda uh you have a kids do oh Oh, I doubt that they're respecting their bedtime. That's true. They were grooming cool kids. They didn't want any labels.

All the cool kids get to stay up late. They're like, I think I'm going to go see a rated R movie. I heard it was 3 p.m. Mecca time. And that's what they go by, these types. No, I don't know. The only thing that I've ever seen that was kind of gross and weird was when i see those gay pride um parades where there's like children out there yeah and like the children are dressed

yeah the children are like dressed sexy is what they are they're like wearing lingerie type stuff like little boy short stuff thing and like pelvic rusting and they're like i don't know their nipples are painted and like weird shit you know that kid's like eight here's my take on that i feel like the real issue is not that it's a gay thing it's that they're sexualizing kids kids yeah sexualized until they're like 11 or 12 i don't know these kids are like eight or look at fucking al-qaeda woody again like like i knew when i was eight what he's like bachabazi that i don't see what's wrong with those guys having little sex plays. Is that how you pronounce that? I think that is the Al Qaeda thing.

I'm trying to remember when I was a child. Obviously, I knew that we wanted to go with a girl. That's what you said. Tammy's going with Alice. My grandma, where are they going? No, that's not what it means. They're going together. Yeah, where are they going? They're not no that's not what it means they're going together yeah where are they going they're not going anywhere their boyfriend and girlfriend made up third grade shit i knew you wanted that but i don't think i i don't i'm trying to remember

if we had any like desire for a girl do you know what i mean like like it was cool to have a girlfriend right yeah but you weren't like oh yeah it was also cool to have us but it was cool to have a girlfriend right yeah but you weren't like oh yeah it was also cool to have but it was cool to have like the right sneakers or like or or like i don't know smell good or whatever like whatever or have the right juice pot box right it wasn't that you were like trying to get with that girl it was just that that was what was done i'm trying to remember at what age did i even think of her as like like a thing i wanted to touch or a person i wanted to be closer to or any sort of like thing like that it definitely wasn't eight what i'm getting at is what i'm trying to understand

is like the gay kids know they're gay at eight because i don't think i knew i was straight at eight you know what i mean most most i wasn't like oh i'm a red-blooded pussy loving eight-year-old no i feel like a good rule of thumb for that is like, if you come across an eight year old who is like talking about sex all the time and like find their guardian, you are, you need to fucking look closer at that because it is not normal behavior for a fucking seven year old to be like dancing around sexually for adults. Like that is,

that is not normal. Someone in that child's life has failed that child. Sure. Devil's advocate here though. Advocate here normal. Someone in that child's life has failed that child. Sure. Devil's advocate here, though. But have times changed? Is this one of those Grandpa Simpsons moments where like, yeah, but you didn't grow up with a cell phone. We have to prepare our seven and eight year olds right away for birth control talks and like this and that. And they know what gay boys and gay girls are. and they want to emulate what they think is cool and this is just like those little girls that danced to britney spears they didn't know what they were doing they just knew it was cool like is that it i mean i think at eight years old

i would find playboys in the trash and stuff like that and had great interest in it really i did not see pornography at eight that's no we might need to look at your parents and guardians. There was pornography about it. My God. My God. It fucked you up for life. That's why you're here today. Now look at you, criminally straight. Your dad would casually throw his used pornography just right in the trash?

You know, I think that he was clearing out the house. There was like two and a half feet worth of Playboy magazines these are collectibles you know the thing i when i think of playboy i don't think of that as like masturbation material i think of that contrary all right maybe maybe to a kid back then but i don't even know if like like i don't get to like i bet your dad was just like yeah i like the articles and there's beautiful women in there. I've got a wife, though. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I bet your dad had those because

he liked the articles or he thought they were collectible in some way or maybe if you read in the back, you found out what kind of shoes you ought to wear to be trendy. I don't know. Playboy did have quality articles. I read the articles as kind of a update now but it's a joke that people would say about playboy but the truth is they had

like maybe that was the jerry of its day that had long form interviews with i know there's presidential candidates and influential people and they talked about guy stuff like men's clothes and women and you know like i don't know it was pretty oh cigars and liquor and whatever i think there was some comedy stuff in there too maybe some little skits and i think that like um i've heard of dirty cartoons or something i've heard of like famous writers having contribute that's like where they started or that's one of the early projects they did like like i don't know like big names that you would know um so that all makes sense to me i don't know how we got we got here from the from from shooting those strands those stations yeah 45 000 people out of power

last i checked but i think they got like maybe five to six thousand uh and to power it's duke energy i believe up there it's a big deal to me because it's like actually domestic terrorism you know somebody shot up a power station and i I don't mean to grab these. It's for the best, though, that they did. Most of the people, of course, are just inconvenience. But me as a guy on a BPAT, fuck, I would hate to have no power all night long and try to sleep like a peon. Breathing whatever air drifts by. I would look at this as a blessing, then.

Because think of it this way. The vulnerabilities were already known well no the vulnerabilities of the power grid were already known certainly in that area i've heard people talk about killing the weak i understand where you're coming from now no we're we're making sure this doesn't happen again there's going to be a lot of people upset tomorrow about oh we lost your audio kyle but i do follow your point right like this is a small scale attack perhaps it will harden us before a large scale attack comes like i get it um i thought it was like harder to like shut down maybe that's just foolish on my part like this idea of like yeah you can't just like shut down a power grid there's like a guy there or something who's at least keeping an eye on it i guess in this kind of area it's so it's so rural maybe

that it's like the problem is it's really really difficult to stop an asshole from being one you know like it it what is it hard to murder no it's incredibly easy to murder any of us could get it done in the next 15 minutes if we were really motivated yeah um you know is it easy to take out a power station yeah there's there's nobody there they're they're not they're just you've seen them by the matter of the world i drive by them sometimes so that's a real deal i bet real power for like like a power station that's like helping part of atlanta no there's no way there's not people there's a there's a junction there's a junction box there i was just reading about where um they discovered a vulnerability and it's like three states worth of power and what they did was they put concrete

poles around it so you couldn't hit it with a truck anymore like that's what they do we're like they don't they don't know let me jump in, because as a result of this, they did this, you know, people look into it, it's on the news, they say 20 stations can take out the majority of America. Yeah. I'm like, 20? Now that's a pretty coordinated attack.

Yeah. But not inconceivable. No, this is what, people who, people who are in militias and things like that, they've known about those vulnerabilities and discussed them openly for many many years um it's what they talk about doing if things go too far it's it's it's like the first thing it's uh it's taking out the power grid i'll say you like it without your power because we've been ready for that for a long time we've been looking forward

to the times without power it's almost like like that Batman scene, right? Oh, you adopted the darkness. That's how these guys... And that's one of the things they talk about is like, there's only like 20 things you got to touch in this country that aren't guarded until the power's out to 95% of y'all. And we're ready for that. And that's like

their stage one coup type militia taking over a new world for if Confederacy rides again or whatever. I don't like random militia you're talking to is all about. I love having electricity. I've heard them talk about that many times. They talk about how then they also talk about the substations or whatever, where the fuel is like the pipelines and stuff like those critical infrastructure pieces. Because if you can get the diesel turned off for just a couple of days,

the truck stopped coming. And then the food that was in the grocery stores has already gone bad. So like, I think like a week before there's a little meltdown, you know, it would be hilarious is like a guy who like breaks into a power plant and they catch him, but he's like just stealing power into car batteries.

Right. Most stupid crime. like just stealing power into car batteries. It's just the most stupid crime. It turns out this whole thing wasn't some militia MAGA asshole. It was some Tesla driving asshole. Plugged in! I'm going to swipe

my car. That is the power station for all of Des Moines, Iowa. You are about to fuck up. For all of des moines iowa you are about to fuck up all of des moines iowa dude oh i take it back i was totally wrong about twitter twitter has never been better i am loving all the twitter stories coming out of this kanye coming back kanye going all the fucking drama i'm trying to it seems like every day there's something new on twitter people they elon had this thing where he like he's like there's like 600 little services what do we even do just turn them the fuck off two-factor authentication goes down people start uploading full-length movies to their twitter like you can you can stream them uh now your notifications are

broken and i'm here for it i think twitter is i'm on twitter more than i used to be it's interesting i want to see what's trending now i was never on twitter i would write to twitter like three times a month and call it good now twitter is way more interesting and oh the twitter files dropped this is hilarious to me so i don't know if you guys paid attention to this but i guess twitter censored some stuff during the last election campaign. I'm going to try to do this part unbiased, unlike my previous report. And so what happened was, I guess the government, the FBI and such, this would be under Trump, said, hey, it looks like there's some Russian propaganda coming out. Just keep your eyes open for it.

That's as far as they went. And then shortly afterwards, the Hunter Biden laptop story went. They kind of connected the dots and censored that story. Okay. So that's part of it. That happened. And the Hunter Biden laptop thing turned out to be very legit. And we don't know exactly what's on it.

We'll see. But it definitely was a thing they censored and probably don't we don't know exactly what's on it we'll see but um it definitely was a thing they censored and probably shouldn't have also the joe biden campaign asked for specific things to be taken down and they were hunter biden dick pics this is revenge porn for hunter biden because he likes to show his dick and snick crack cocaine off poker's asses and shit like that. I bet there's one of cocaine on his dick. I hope so. I bet you whatever you want. He's a flexible man.

So the past couple days, the Republicans have been going bonkers over their right to see Hunter Biden's dick, which was not on my bingo card, but I'm here for it. I've seen Hunter Biden's dick. It seems fine to me. I can see why the Republicans want more of it. I still haven't seen it. It's so funny that you phrase it that way. You remember that time when all those news articles said the same thing over and over and they just expand into bigger squares of this of them all verbatim like going. You just repeated what if you Google those lies, like why the right is obsessed with Hunter Biden's dick pics. They changed dick pic to like four different euphemisms depending on who they're trying to push the message to.

But it's just it was pushed so wide that that's the narrative. Like, all right, the right is obsessed, is obsessed with his dick pics. That's our narrative. It's far and wide everywhere. It's like, yeah, like if you google the first part of that it just it's just everywhere and they'll change it to cock they'll change it to hog they'll change it a sweaty hog i've seen eggplant yeah i mean like it is a big story in that like it's concrete evidence that you know people inside twitter were taking marching orders from people in the democratic party to remove politically uh damaging stories in the middle of an election season so to say that it's

all about a dick pic is a bit disingenuous wait i think that you missed a subtlety in there because there's there's sort of two parts of it one the laptop story was suppressed because trump's fbi told them to look out for it right so that's that's not really the DNC coordinating with Twitter. What the Democrats did do is they said, take down these specific things. And that was Hunter Biden's dick pic. So that's what they're guilty of, asking for the revenge porn to be taken down, which, by the way, is against Twitter's terms of service. And they're just you know, it's not. I mean, the story was removed.

You got banned if you posted the new york post uh article like they why are we referring if you posted that revenge porn what else would it be um well revenge porn would be like if you sent me a picture of you and now i'm mad at you and and you did something to me and to get revenge on you, I will now show Taylor your dick. So this is, okay. So this is, this is a guy who like left his laptop somewhere. This guy abandoned his laptop at a place because he's probably high on drugs.

And now it's become part of a governmental worldwide investigation. And they're like, we're going to open it up and show you what's on it and they're like ah that's revenge porn against who from who by who like now yeah maybe it's not specifically revenge porn because it doesn't seem to be his girlfriend that released it it was what i think is but if but if you coin it that way now there's a built-in way to defend against yeah right there's a legal there's a no it's a legal term now now well i guess you're not supposed to post nudes on twitter there's

terms of service on twitter for people who don't want their nudes up there oh who don't want their nudes okay yeah so they just ask them to enforce their own terms of service it's not quite the smoking gun that it makes it i don't really care about removing the dick pic part like it's oh i do it's the like implication that it's much more innocent than it is it's like no it's using a dick pic as cover to try and hide what is assuredly like pay for play in kind of shit no they didn't ask him to remove anything else there were two specific things that they gave links to that no they they did uh during the election you could not post the new york post article it would ban your account like and that was that's not something the democrats asked for one of us has our facts wrong it could be me i'm open to that idea yeah yeah they like that

that was a big part of it like the new york post story was not allowed to be posted it was called fake news by everyone the point of contention is to make that happen and yeah yeah obviously like it would obviously not be be Republicans or Republican leaning people in the FBI who would go, OK, get rid of this story. Democrats matters. The definition of Democrats matters. What he doesn't mean, Democrats who work at Twitter as employees. He means the DNC. He means Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Yeah. He means like the people who have plaques of gold

with their name on it at the DNC, on TV, on C-SPAN. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I understand that point, but the idea of like, oh, it was Trump's FBI that did that. The idea that the FBI is at all monolithic. We watched the FBI during Trump's entire presidency.

Lots of people that hated him in the FBI. Seems like the majority of the FBI hates him. So the idea that, oh, it was Trump's entire presidency. There were lots of people that hated him in the FBI. It seems like the majority of the FBI hates him. So the idea that like, oh, it was Trump's FBI that asked for this story that was tremendously damaging for Trump's opponent, so therefore it's above board. Like, no, it was clearly someone who wanted Trump to lose and remove that story because like, there's no other explanation for it.

Like, that was a terrible story for the Biden campaign. It was horrible. And it was removed wholesale from Facebook and Twitter at the bs of people in the government and you'd have to be silly to think that there was a mega hat wearing guy in the government that did that okay yeah well okay that's okay though like like like it would be fine for me to me if if joe biden called someone at twitter and said hey like literally personally and this is not how any of this would happen right but i'm just saying like worse if he called he was like hey my kids get sticks on there and everybody's laughing at it up because there's cocaine on it

and frankly the boy can't even get that much cocaine on his little cock if he does that to you coke does that to you damn snickering in the back back there and like could you please take that down i'm the president could you do do me one hey i'll do a fucking one of those live tweet streams later for you guys later in the fall but that'll boost numbers i'd be okay with that okay with that because what he didn't say was listen i got some intel coming in through some dms from a guy named sergey. You delete those, right? You can make those go off the servers. It wasn't anything that dirty.

He's embarrassed by the kid because the kid is embarrassing. We would all be embarrassed by that kid. But he still loves him and everything, and that's fine. What I care about is that Ukraine business deal that they were doing. I care about the pay for play. I want to know who the big guy is. I have my suspicions. I know it's not hunter biden because

i've seen his cock that's a joke i haven't seen his cock you shouldn't have either that's that's i haven't my mind will remain a temple now i heard i heard joe but i heard the president united states wanted it he didn't want me to see it so i looked away god damn it i'm fucking flag country what flag rock eagle Rock Eagle. What is it? Rock, flag and Eagle. Yeah. Rock, flag, Eagle. All right.

Go birds. New to me. Go birds. Yeah. So I again, like Kyle said, what Biden administration or Biden campaign at that point asked to do was remove the dick pics, the post story and the laptop story in general. I think they just kind of said oh is there propaganda coming ah this must have been the thing they're talking about which maybe was a clever way to get them to

think that to guide them there like i'm open to that thought but it's definitely not the like real obvious chain of events that would be a really good smoking gun anyway so yeah that none of that like plays for me the whole like be on the lookout for propaganda thing because that seems like a weekly report that you would have to them hey and as always be on the lookout for propaganda there's another thing i was gonna say the propaganda the hold it down oh oh the laptop story i perhaps this is my bias thought it was fake years ago like you know when he was running and my my bias, thought it was fake years ago, like, you know, when he was running. And my thought process was this. It was like, all right, here's what happened. Hunter

Biden took his laptop in Delaware. I think he was living in California at the time, but he went to get it fixed in Delaware to a MAGA-owning laptop repair place, a little side store. I think I had this all right. And while he took it there, the security cameras, which would show that it was Hunter Biden delivering the cat laptop were down. And then Hunter just never picked up the laptop and the MAGA laptop repairman started looking through it and found that he had a gold mine.

And I was like, this sounds like bullshit are you telling me this this is like the epstein murder you know like oh the cameras were down when he delivered it and it just happened to be to me with my manga head on hating hunter biden i've got all this dirt on him i was like this is bullshit turns out that's what happened i think that's him is that him i sent you a picture of I was watching Fox News and they were discussing this thing is it Whatsapp yeah and they had this guy on and

again Fox News is annoying to me what is this guy I think that's the guy is he looking at me I was under the impression that that gentleman was the man who found the laptop what you should do is just google the picture of the guy who found the laptop because if that's not him I Google the picture of the guy who found the laptop, because if that's not him, I'll

be embarrassed. But he has something to do with it. At the very least, for some reason, Fox News thought that he was a valued enough expert to put him on. It was hilarious to look at that man. He's got that Scottish cap with the little poof ball on it. The little weird beret thing. He's a caddy.

The cross eyes. Oh, I was getting to the eyes. Well, he can't help that. He's a caddy. The cross eyes are what I'm... Oh, I was getting to the eyes. Well, he can't help that. He can't help that. I can make fun of him. That's an easy surgery, yeah. It's like where the muscles are wrong, right? You got all these muscles

who are grabbing the eyeball and allowing it to do all this. One side's just too much. Sometimes glasses, too. Macintosh engineer. I don't want to do all this wow and one side's just you know too much sometimes glasses too my macintosh engineer okay you know i don't want to dox him but that's him someone you know his kid had that and they um they just had her wear glasses until it got better on its own that's basically a blindfold or i mean a patch really bad for people who have like a severe lazy eye like that's just they fix sad. They fix it. It's fix it.

It's like five grand or something. A lot of people can't afford to, I'm sure. Oh, I didn't know it was five grand. It's not like when you have bad teeth or you have that lazy eye. I highly recommend it. I remember several ex-girlfriends back, one of her friends had a bad one. Otherwise, she was so cute.

And I just remember thinking, I could never date that girl with that eye because it it just every time we'd hang out i'd be like man you're so oh oh oh i i'm into pirate role play yeah you'd look at her and it would kind of it throws you for a second and it makes you feel uncomfortable because i don't know which one to look at and i'm sure that there's this brief moment there's this brief moment where my eyes jiggle back and forth between her two and like and she catches that and she's like this one come on right here isn't it a little interesting when somebody really attractive has a disability like that

like a little scar on their face or a crooked tooth what he not not looking down the left field line so i knew a guy this is what i was a lifeguard right so lifeguard woody was a pretty attractive guy right like a i had my moment still and this guy oh way more he could steal my girlfriend anytime he wanted to. He was always savagely tan, which mattered in the 90s. He had this beach bleach bond hair. You can tell he had lightish hair, but because he spent so much time just surfing or whatever, his hair was, for all intents and purposes, blind. He was chiseled out of marble and handsome. He drove a Corvette, and he was chiseled out of marble and handsome he drove a corvette and he was completely

deaf and i'm like oh so where does he rank on the attractiveness you can't even talk to him unless you know sign language uh apparently high because he always dated like model chicks if you imagine him he's just like never has to pay attention to what they're saying that's the perfect that's the perfect man yeah perfect man if i'm a woman i'm looking for deaf guys who are like that because first of all you get right in there and you start learning asl right he's gonna have a hard time picking up women what's he gonna do slide him some a fucking note go hey you want to get your pussy ate out in the corner? He sounded like that too. I know. Yeah, that's what he sounded like.

So he's stuck. So if he can find a lady who comes up and she's just like, hey, she's just hitting him up with the ASL. I'm like, I'm the ASL. She's like, stop. Yes. You're trying me out. It's like a Popeye's biscuit down here.

First of all, shut the fuck up. I feel like as a lady, you could lock him down, right? You wouldn't have to worry about him running around too much, I don't think. And I think that if you showed that initiative, that if you were the one who learned how to speak his, literally how to speak his language, that would be so huge for him like it's like a ready-made love story there if you can find yourself a good looking chiseled out of marble fella who can't hear a lick get in there while you can yeah seems like a winner yeah so what else is new twitter's awesome

moore county has no power still. Oh, the Moore County thing's fun. I wonder how far away they were when they shot it. I bet it doesn't take a lot of bullets. It probably just takes one or two. Because I'm imagining a situation where you just push two pieces of metal against one another on the inside of that thing, and it's gone. How do you consider that so in my head once they had to break something and as a guy who once shot down a tree

with shotgun shells you know it's not easy to break stuff with firearms like it doesn't go super well right if you want to break something to pieces if you want to like physically knock a wall down and like, or like make a door, leave its hinges. Arms don't really do that. They're, they're hole punchers. But if you use your hole puncher and you punch the hole where it needs to be

punched, that's it. Right? Like if, if it doesn't matter where you shoot my PC, right? You don't have to be an expert anywhere really. And she's broken.

Doesn't matter where i hit your tv you're making a good point yeah anything electric electrical like that where it's like oh did you barely shoot it in the top left corner yeah let's ruin then bro that's a tv like it's i think that if you shoot one of those transformers something that has that electricity going through it if you're able to shorten it at all. He fired a couple shots, I bet. They said it was going to take heavy equipment to fix it. And I picture excavators or bulldozers. That's what heavy equipment is to me.

Maybe it was electrical trucks with a cherry picker. I don't know. Sure. I imagined that some of those really big... All I know is what I see when I drive past those places, right? And I've seen some big ones. I don't know exactly what they're referring to, but I've seen the big substations, I guess,

that have the big square boxes with crazy amounts of electricity going into them and also big round cylinders sitting on the ground with crazy amounts of wires and there's usually a barbed wire fence around it. That's it. It's just over there in a field like behind an Arby's or something.

But I guess he just shot a few things. You wouldn't have to know what you were doing. I don't think. If you knew that that thing there was important in that fencing over there, you could just be like, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. And you would ruin it. I guarantee. Do they know how long it took?

Like, do they have like security cam footage? Like if the guy got out and was like, pop, pop, and then drove away? It would take five seconds it would take five seconds i promise you this is not the case of someone who's like dialing in a scope from half a mile away and shooting the exact spot he needs to well i know that they ran down the gate with what i assumed was a truck although it could be a prius um yeah so they must have been really close is this the one this is the one yeah so i'm asking zach to show it this is what the place looked like so i thought it would take more than a couple bullets to break this thing but i don't know i guess not electricity is fragile it turns out yeah oh and they took out two of them

which as i was saying before was really significant because if they had only taken out one they could have rerouted it and brought it back online quickly. But by taking out two, they're fucked. Oh, so now it's play it with no sound? I don't know. That's not going to be any better. If you skip to... I'm trying to find a good screenshot.

Around one minute and 18 or 19 seconds. Oh, and then... Man, it really clips around a lot. The editor here did his work. One minute and 19 seconds. Oh, and then, man, it really clips around a lot. The editor here did his work. One minute and 34 seconds. You can see a lot of stuff. Okay. Yeah, so they took out one of those things, which

as you know, are kind of unmanned and just left there. Oh, 100% unmanned. I didn't know they were so fragile. Oh, best pick of all at like 42 and 43 seconds. You are being watched, it says. Not closely. What is that meme from?

Where the guy has like a paperboy hat on or something, and it's a detective hat, and it says doubt, and you like press an X to doubt it. Oh, that's Fallout. Yeah. What is it? Fallout. Oh, okay. I didn't know. Yeah, press X to doubt it. Oh, that's Fallout. What is it? Fallout. Oh, okay. I didn't know.

Press X for doubt. Now we know how fragile power stations are. That's a salesman coming to your house to sell you a ticket in a bunker. Oh, yeah. Hey, Vault-Tec! Vault-Tec will keep your family alive no matter what! What a lie.

Even against criminal murderers hundreds of years in the future like but nope and turned out that was a lie it was a fib i wanted to yeah i turned on uh tarkov last night because i wanted to see what kind of um like performance i would get in tarkov it just maxes it out just maxes it out it's just 144 frames with everything all the settings maxed out so that's good to know um they're wiping very soon they said nikita when white and he just goes very soon oh not hashtag soon but very soon very something like that i wonder what um he's russian so are is streets coming out yes yes you say yeah what street i think we're getting streets of tarkov the map that's so we've been awaiting this map for maybe five years not not we as in me because i didn't play the game five years ago

but i think it's been like five years since they announced we're gonna make game a map called streets of tarkov and see like this they got like i don't know a couple years into development on this map and they were like you know what the whole way we make maps is bad throw it out throw it all out and they started over again and apparently the optimization um is one of the big things holding them back it's such a large map because of the large map and this is for taylor and listeners um normally in tarkov i think there's like 12 people maybe as many as 15 in on in the game and uh kyle says i'm close okay but with streets that number is supposed to be like 40 or greater because it's such a big map that if you had 12 people you'd be no man's land right you'd never bump into each other so getting this game to work with 40 or 60 people and it has been

an optimization technical challenge in itself as well as having a map this big work well and kyle said five years i think i only started tarkarkov two years ago, maybe. It was the first time I played it. Is Tarkov from a big label? It's just two Russian guys that made a game that everybody loves? Well, it's bigger now. There's a studio with millions and millions of dollars. One of the problems they have is it's a Russian company. Russia just doesn't have a ton of game developer talent

in the country. They can't. Less every day. Russia just doesn't have a ton of game developer talent in the country. They can't. If you're Activision or something. Yeah, less every day. If you're Activision, there are tons of American game development artists, programmers, etc. that you can pick up. If you're in Russia, it's really hard to ramp up your company and get quality people. Makes sense. I mean, they seem to be doing really well.

Like, I can't believe this game is still as popular as it is. I feel like they had a really, really good idea, but the implementation on it has been kind of poor. They're still the king of extraction shooters for now. It's one of those things where Battle Royale was easy to duplicate. It was really easy to, oh, so the, okay, you start with that many, and then you drop the weapons around, they just pick them up, and the circles get smaller until one's left.

Cool. We're gonna copy you, PUBG, and take all you've ever had. But this is a little different because it's so complex. There's so much going on with Tarkov as an extraction shooter that it's often simulated, but it hasn't been duplicated yet todd's trying

to do it right now and it's it's not even out long-winded comparison harley davidson's i've never had one i don't know that i've even ever ridden one but people say they're magic there's something soulful about it um they're not very fast they're not very powerful they are very expensive and they're super heavy and they suck in a thousand different ways. But for some reason, there's something about them that is special, that is soulful.

And the people who own them like them more than anything else. I'm not doubting them. They have experience. I don't. Cool. No one's been able to replicate what Harley has because no one wants to make a motorcycle that shitty. They always try to like copy Harley Davidson, able to replicate what harley has because no one wants to make a motorcycle that shitty they always

try to like copy harley davidson but without the flaws and people are like this bike has no soul they don't they get it wrong yeah make it heavier back over to tarkov i feel like this game is really complicated you pretty much need a friend to help you get started yeah i yeah i don't know how i would have ever largest barrier to entry of any game that exists right so a company like activision might be like really what if we copy tarkov without the pain and misery of taking a year and a half to get competent at this game what if we copy tarkov and it didn't have all the things about it that suck and people are like no that's not it you missed the mark i think there's an analogy there yeah a little bit um it's

just like there's they really missed the point of of tarkov in that you're afraid to lose your stuff because you're afraid to lose your stuff it feels great when you win other people's stuff. And there's that huge... There's huge highs and huge lows. And they can't do that with XP. I don't care about XP. I don't fucking care about XP. Show me something rare. Let me slay a goddamn dragon

and let him shit a ruby or something. That'll get my dopamine flowing. That's what I want. So I will play a little bit of Tarkov when it wipes. I might get sucked in a little bit. I don't know. It looks cool. I've never seen it look so good with all the settings

turned on and getting all those frames. It looks great. I'm so glad that I got this PC. A little piece of me. Maybe Larry would play with me or something, but I'm like, I'm going to need hand-holding again. I played the Woods expansion. I still get a little lost sometimes.

Oh, yeah. You can't just drop me in Woods, and I instantly know where I am like nearly every other map. And Shoreline, I didn't play Shoreline. I don't know Shoreline at all, and now Streets is going to drop? Somebody hold my hand. There's too much new talkov larry is the man larry of course knows everything there's a bunch of guys in the in our discord there that are all

about it if you want to play some tarkov because they're you know whenever we play they're just they're all about it especially if there's a what i'm sorry to cut you off if there's a wipe coming i think i could guilt free take their shit somebody would give me like gpus and it'd just be like yeah you know gpus have almost no value when the wipe is coming in two weeks oh the wife's coming in if you want to play right now like like i got like eight million rubles or something like right you have it all i don't care i don't fucking care no one cares about their shit right now i thought you were were talking about, yeah, it's about Dwight. People will help me.

I don't know, Woody. They're going to want to hang on to the GPUs. Post-Wipe, I just want knowledge. But right now, when they're about to take all your money away, you can give it away. Oh, for sure. For sure. No, I think it's going to be fun. And the thing about the Streets expansion

is it's held up like three other things because those things require streets. They have this idea, and I don't even like the sound of it, where you don't even just go into, say, a map called Customs. Now you go into Customs, you do your business, you kill, you steal, you loot, and then you extract. And you're back out of the game. You're in your stash you cycle it you oh let me put this stuff in here and i'll sell this and save that blah blah blah they're trying to do this thing where all right we're at customs we'll need to go through woods and on to the streets of tarkov and that'll lead us back home and it's like no it's so hard to survive one map. My survival rate is like 45%.

I forget what it is, but that's not a bad guess. If I have to survive three times, Taylor, do math things. What would that be? Oh, hundreds. I guess it's.45 times.45 times.45. It's something like that. You're assuming, in that equation, you would assume that the competition wasn't getting stiffer as you went to each map, but it is.

So everybody here in Customs that makes it to the next map, presumably, are the survivors, right? The ones who are fucking good at the game or have the best gear. Just the Timmy's got zapped at the first, Matt. Who knows how that's going to work? True. I would guess the game breaks

what, 5% of the time? One in every 10 times? You die for something that's not your fault? Just triple that. Even if it's 5%, even if it's one time in 20, you get fucked. Now it's one time in 20.

I don't quite understand how it's going to work or how they want it to work. What I just described doesn't seem like it would be fun for anyone. The way the game works, when you describe it, really doesn't sound like it would be fun for anyone, but it is. It is. It's really fun. You mentioned Woods.

Dude, nobody knows Woods. This this last wipe when i played for like three or four months or whatever maybe not that long a couple months it felt like three or four um even larry was like all right we're like all right i got it there's this one part taylor because it's the woods yeah it's not like when you spawn into most maps and like call of duty for example you spawn it there's a brick wall behind you you're like in an alley and it's very clear that like by the movie theater yeah well like the map is ahead of you there is no backward there's a backward in tarkov and woods and if you like get your compass out and rotate once or twice, it's like real life when you get turned around.

You're like, wait a minute. What? Where's the North Star? All you have to do is literally turn around straight the wrong way and take five steps. And that is a minefield. Yes.

A poorly marked minefield. Yes. Until you just die. No, you break your legs and start bleeding it's so scary because the audio's turned up so that i can hear some fucking jabroni step on a pine cone from 30 30 yards away right because i need to be ready it's because i'm randall i'm in the woods yeah i just stepped on a fucking Russian landmine. It's so goddamn loud.

I scream like a girl when that stuff happens. Everybody knows I do. Ah! It genuinely scares the shit out of me. And sometimes I'll alt-tab or hit the Windows key, and now I'm trying to get back in the goddamn game and stop the bleeding. It's a fun game, and it's so fucking realistic i know it's realistic now because i watched that drone footage of russians getting hit

with artillery and stuff and they i recognize the meds that they pull out like like i saw them get out that um that tourniquet that laffy taffy turn it tourniquet not the laffy taffy the um the um kid and it um tarkov has like multiple tourniquets ways of stopping you know cutting bleeds off and like the cheapest one is um um this this like red rubber hose thing i saw him getting that fucking thing out i was like oh no you're in trouble i need more resources you need a grizzly yeah you need a grizzly. Yeah, you need a grizzly, an IFAC, or something. Nobody's got a Salewa. They don't even have Metameds.

They got, like, Port of the Wave. So you're more geared up than the Russians in real life. Actually. Yeah, it's pretty interesting the way the health system works. There's lots of medical items, and some of them are redundant. It's like,'s like yeah this does what the other thing does but a little bit faster and not as loud oh okay do i need to keep that in mind yeah it also takes up two slots instead of one fuck this is important information it's all important information i left the non-important stuff out and there's a lot of it yeah it's so complicated you want to know how grass renders boy no i it's one of those

games that like i've watched you play before kyle when you like you've streamed into discord and you pull up the inventory menu and it like it stresses me out i'm like i hate this i hate everything about this like if there's shit. You don't even know. Oh, there's no way I know. Yeah. You will be in the most dicey situation. This game will create a scenario in which you are scared, okay? And where you are motivated at the same time as a grown man at your house.

Because your friends will all die, and you'll manage to clutch it out, but there's four minutes until the game ends and it's all over and you need to heal yourself and pick up all the valuable loot and get there in time and everybody's watching and that inventory you mentioned you better have been watching Landmark

all day, every day you better be fucking Tetris-ing that shit, spinning stuff, you better have memorized the flea market prices of these items i'm not kidding the the value of these items i will know within a couple hundred rubles like its price is right like well enough that i'll be like nope nope nope yes yes yes yes yes and they go up and down, right? Like it's a market. Early wipe, early wipe, a thing will be worth a ton because it's needed early to build the starting parts of your hideout.

For example, like screws and tape and stuff. Late wipe, nobody wants to see fucking screws and tapes. Get the hell out of here. $35,000? No, $5,000. It'll go from $35,000, $40,000 for a screw to almost nothing, $3,000, $5,000. There's one item. It's pretty popular. It does almost nothing three thousand five there's one item it's pretty

popular it does almost nothing for you they're crackers and i think you need it to build like your rest station or your med station or something they go for ungodly amounts of money at first and then they they become worthless later on in the white yeah they'll change the drop rate of items as well um to sort of slow progression because everybody hits the gates running, right? We all want to get to end game as fast as possible because end game in this game means you can shoot through armor and you have armor.

And they'll be like, okay, yeah, you need five green batteries. I haven't seen one yet. Yeah, we don't spawn those in. Wait, what? Well, every now and then we might where where and you'll be watching you're all over reddit trying to find some some guy who lies about where he found misinformation agent that's great i'm gonna go to the tarkov reddit and just spread misinformation about items there's a usb flash drive is needed early. And there was one wipe where they were just notoriously hard to find.

Kyle didn't play this wipe. And I mean, I must have checked 2,500 PCs and didn't find any, not a single one. And before you ask, yes, I know they're on the front, not inside. And I was just like, this is 2,500 PCs. I i'm hundreds of i'm a hundred hours into this class and i can't find eventually get to where you can craft one and it's pain in the ass but i think i've only found three in a p in pcs and like my whatever i've got i should look to see how many hours i've got i would guess a thousand five hundred to two thousand something like that because it's just such a

labor-intensive game this is just too intensive a game for me there's too much labor-intensive that's the place if you do play and and someone will get to you before and they'll talk your ear off there and those everything's in safes safes have all the rare items like like anything like flash drives or any of that stuff i i get those safe keys for shoreline, which is my favorite map. By the way, you were like, I never play shoreline. That's the fun one.

That's where you'd like have to, everybody starts really far away from where the loot is basically, except for two teams, two teams have decent spawns. One has like a God spawn and one has a pretty good spawn. And then everybody rushes to the resort where all the shit is and you start opening doors with your keys that are very valuable

and maybe, maybe not. There's very good loot behind those locked doors. But everybody's coming there, so there's going to be a shootout. You've got to get in and get out or you've got to get in and set up an ambush and wait. It's like, hey Taylor, there are 12 places to check and each of them could have great things.

You can probably check two safely. How lucky are you feeling? How lucky do you feel right now? Do you want to check four and see if you can maybe double your odds and still get out? You're going to check eight. If you start checking eight or 12, you're going to get into a fight on your way out.

You're going to have to win a fight to extract with this shit and some people just spawn in basically naked where they can run quickly they zip in there and zip out as best they can and not i'm injecting so many stimulants the game starts and i'm like he's so goddamn fast he's gotta move or all od like i'll just bring i'll bring the lightest gear i can bring like oh this weighs i'm measuring it i'm like pulling stuff out of my bag until my my weight turns green and i can sprint at my fastest for my longest and like even my bag matters it's like you can't bring a big backpack bring a little satchel we're we're only taking like rubies and emeralds out we're not getting tvs and and you know cars or anything no i love

that man that's really fun because it's you you can literally run for it takes five six minutes to get there like we're talking about like a real run taylor this isn't like oh yeah it's right over there like in cod it's like you might run for 10 minutes of real world time. And then you get there and you hear, and you're dead. You don't know where it came from or who it was. I mean, it'll tell you who it was.

Oh, there's no kill cam? Bussy boy 909 fucking scoped you out, son. That's GG. There's no kill cam, But there's an injury report. So you can find out what caliber killed you and where it hit your body. Okay. From that, you can infer a lot.

Probably no kill cams for the best in that kind of game. Because there's someone that's just sitting there. They've been sniping for half an hour of real time. And you were the first person to come into their field of view. I would imagine. If we're playing as a team, the of us and uh woody's woody's on point he turned he rounds into a door and they you know they they they shoot woody he goes to his kill cam and he's like oh guys it's not the guys in that room there's a sniper outside he's the one who got me that could easily happen you know like now

all of a sudden like not you've got so much of a huge advantage they didn't know about the sniper outside they shouldn't have but now they do or there's tons of examples of like that i don't know what kind of information i gather but if i could tell kyle what kind of armor he has maybe what gun he has then kyle could make an intelligent decision on whether or not to kill that guy or avoid him. Yeah. If you're like, he's got a thermal. Oh, my God. We're coming for you, dude.

Like now, none of us care about our gear anymore. Now we are like fucking Apache warriors out for a scalp. I remember Kyle bought like 10 thermals as a market investment, held onto them for like six weeks. He bought low and sold high. Yeah. Make a nice profit. I didn't, but I thought I would because they did this,

this drop event where they started dropping some of this item for free to people who were watching on Twitch. And so the price dropped by a significant amount. And it's the most expensive item in the game, these T7 thermal goggles. And they went from, I don't know, $20 million to $10 million. And I was like, well, shit, let's just buy a whole bunch. I've got money. And I bought a lot of them, like maybe 12.

I don't know. I bought a lot of them. I had a lot of money. And they never went I don't know. I bought a lot of them. I had a lot of money. And they never went up in price. And so I just had them. And I'd run them occasionally. I never lost a pair because I'd play with them when I was playing with Larry and those guys. Then it resets and they're all gone, right?

Yeah, of course. I logged in last night. There's like, I don't know, seven, eight million or something in my stash of cash and then some other shit. But it's about to disappear. I don't know, 7, 8 million or something in my stash of cash and then some other shit. It's about to disappear. The thing about it, somehow they make you value that stuff because even last night I was like, I just want to see the FPS. I'll scav in. Can you imagine how insane that is?

I can't get that out of my system. It lives in here. I had a wife where i had 150 million rubles now for people who don't know the game that's a lot that's a lot a lot the twitch streamer your favorite twitch streamer might have less than that like he does landmark or something but yeah i had a ton of money and i still wanted to finish every play session wealthier than i started yeah like the reason and for me it's also this

thing where i don't mind losing anything i never do i'll give you all my shit i don't like having it taken there's a big difference between giving my things away and having my things taken from me so my thought process was if i log in with some gear on somebody's going to take it away from me because I'm not going to put my headset on I'm just looking at a monitor and wiggling around standing in the middle of the map messing with settings now we're scavenging now there's no way somebody's taking my scalp today

it's not happening my scalp you know like an Indian with scalp figuratively yeah I didn't want anybody to get me. I don't know. I still value that, that make believe digital gear that's sitting in a fake stash on a server in Russia.

That makes sense. Well, it's fun. Taylor, when do you go to the, um, is it the Mayo clinic you go to with your wife to check on her back? A couple months,

I think. Oh, it's, I thought it was like any day now. For I think. I thought it was any day now. For some reason, I thought it was this year. I've been watching. We're near the end, so I can sneak this in. This is the worst

Blues season in recent memory. I tuned in last night and things were not going well. The Flyers beat Colorado. They were playing colorado was playing um the capitals or something philadelphia i think so yeah and the flyers won five to three the blues lost six to four to the rangers last night after being up like four to one like our

goalie is fucking useless like he's he's not he's he's like an emotional baby who will like try and hit players and like be dirty and like if he was a ron hextall what he knows who ron hextall is flyers goalie from the you know the 80s and 90s fucking really yeah 80s 90s very very good and he was known for like actively attempting to injure and fight people regularly as a goalie. He was the most aggressive goalie in the history of the game. Like the only goalie that like fighters on the other team would be like, I'm not going with that guy.

He's a lunatic. And, but he was a tremendous goalie. And so it was like, you know what? It's fine. It's kind of with the vibe of the Flyers. He's a douche bag. And if he gets stepped up to, he's not going to do what goalies do sometimes, which is like be a girl in a bar fight. Like, oh, save me.

Like, no, Hextall will throw his glove and blocker down and throw fisticuffs. He'll take his helmet off for you to make it easier. Bennington, our goalie, is like all the negative parts of Hextall and none of the toughness, none of like the really good play. Like the guys aren't confident in him. He just tries to like run into people, snippet people. He'll get pulled after letting like five goals in on a bunch of weak shots. And then as he's skating past the opponent's bench, he's like talking shit. It's like, dude, you just got ran again.

And you're like, well, what are you talking about? Can you imagine like, let say woody and i get in a fist fight and woody beats the shit out of me all of my teeth are on the ground one eyes hanging out and as i like go by woody i'm like yeah next time brother yeah yeah i'll show you i'll show you what's up next time like like that level of shit that's what he's doing and it is embarrassing our coach it's very uncommon for coaches in the nhl to not have the back of their goalie one million percent very uncommon because it's a very mentally draining position goalie and it's you know usually they have their back our coach berube who was a bruiser himself in his career and

understands shit talk and fighting he straight up said like to the media he's like we are I am sick of it this is not helpful he's got to get his ass in gear and start making saves like like this is not helpful like he says they had to talk and it should be better now but I really doubt it because Bennington throws a fucking tantrum twice a week

now and if you're gonna do that you have to be really good you have to be really good if you're gonna throws a fucking tantrum twice a week now. And if you're going to do that, you have to be really good. You have to be really good if you're going to throw a big tantrum like that. Your coach is Berube? Yeah, Craig Berube. He's the toughest coach in the league. Dude. Big guy.

Berube is a Philadelphia legend. Yeah, he's loved in Philly. That guy, if he's the guy I'm thinking of, I saw his wedding picture. He had a big black eye on his wedding day because he was a fighter he's he's cool as fuck i saw him at a restaurant me and my friends went out like a couple months ago and like the table next to us we sat down i was like dude don't let's not be like douchebags that's craig that's coach barubi like that's so cool and he's like a proof like he looks

like a normal sized guy but like you see him in real life and it's like he may only be like six two you know six three maybe but like he's just one of those wide big people and it's like oh okay this is this is why you did well fighting people because you have like hands the size of hams and some some douchebag not us went over over and tried to talk to him for a while at OB Clark's, like the blues bar we were at. And me and my buddy were sitting there like, look at this fucking cunt. As if we don't all know that's Craig Berube.

Look at him wasting Craig. Look at wasting coach's time. And so at the very end, he left. And I didn't even say anything. My buddy was just like, keep it up, coach. And that was it. And it was cool to see him. So at the very end, he left, and I didn't even say anything. My buddy was just like, keep it up, coach, and that was it. And it was cool to see him.

But, yeah, I am glad that he is shutting down the Binnington shit fit wagon. That is all I will say about it. Blues are slated to lose again tonight. What is their record? How bad are they? Like 11 and 14. Oh, come on. Well, that's how the Blues suck. The blues never commit to a suck.

The blues have not had a top 10 pick in a longer time than any other franchise in the NHL. Let me pause you the year they won the cup. Did they start worse than this? They did. They started worse than this, but the team was better 2019. Like it was just the,

the pieces weren't falling into place. The team was good. Now we've lost so many pieces, so many players, our defense sucks. Uh, it was just the pieces weren't falling into place. The team was good. Now, we've lost so many pieces, so many players. Our defense sucks. Our young guys don't really seem to be performing. Honestly, I would love if we could just take this season off,

tank, have a really, really bad season, and maybe get a top 10 pick. That would be great. I won't go on long, I promise but there's a basketball player coming in this year's draft so he'll be a rookie next year who is supposed to be this unicorn this like i'm making up numbers but he's like seven foot four inches and he shoots three pointers and can handle the ball and even current nba players are like this guy is going to change

the game which isn't something of like the kind of respect that pre rookie normally gets when there are a handful of teams just tanking, trying to get the first pick. We'll see if he's that good, but I'm, I'm always skeptical of really big guys because they tend to be fragile. Yeah. Yeah.

They don't have longevity. Yeah. All right. I think that's a wrap. Yep. Sorry about the hockey at the end, everyone. 433.

No apologies for the basketball.