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pkn 436 taylor you are my hope for interesting weather did anything good happen did you lose
power did you get anything good happen like losing power no it was i it was it's been great
knock on wood so far like we're up to the 20s now like we were oh bragging for for a couple of days
like we were well below zero here.
And so I just had all of my little faucets just drip, drip, drip, dripping
just because I didn't want to deal with a bunch of nonsense.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm a renter.
Dude, but you still want water.
Water's so tight.
I love it.
No, no, no.
I left my hose on.
You don't want water? I left my hose on. I left the hose on because I like how crinkly it gets when you break it later on.
And the spray part of the hose exploded in the night and just sprayed water all night into the yard.
Hilarious.
The whole yard turned to ice.
The dogs are slipping, sliding.
They love it.
If you actually did that, you'd be such a psycho.
I did. I did do it. You left your hose on when it was like two degrees outside or whatever it was there well the the end of the spray nozzle like exploded from the cold
but yeah it was it's always on so that can grab it went up and it's the dog loves it
yeah i just love it no they love getting squirted by the hose. So I always put the hose on.
Right, right.
And then they freeze and they turn into little dog men, like dog snowmen.
And the neighbors look and they do this.
Look at him, keep him shivering.
Let's give him a carrot nose.
The best thing that happened, it got down, I don't know, in the single digits during the day here.
It was like six degrees during the day, which I know it was colder up north, obviously.
But that's what happened here.
And I've had that water leak that I thought was fixed in my yard, but it was only warm weather fixed.
So it got cold enough that because what's happening, I guess, is like that little trickle is freezing.
And then, you know, how ice works.
You've seen like the crazy ice formations that can happen.
It just keeps getting bigger and bigger and and so it froze the whole yard like the ice just kept coming up until the
yard was frozen and then it started pouring down the um the road again and all that froze and it
poured all over the neighbor's driveway because it's a little bit low lying yeah and froze it
solid like an ice ring and and like it's in sort of a dip so that you're already walking
downhill like into black eyes poor people yeah yeah i don't give a shit you know it has nothing
to do with me like i called and called they've been told and told i should go tell that guy like
hey man how about uh you slip today i'll watch you do it i'm your witness you sue my fucking landlord just give me a fucking
like expert witness fee there's got to be a legal way to do this dude whatever the amount to fix
this pipe for real that's no no i don't give a fuck about that pipe i think it's a tourist
attraction i get i get to meet so many nice people when they knock on the door do you know
that you have a water leak in your yard you're like come in come in like four dogs all freaking out at the door knocking losing their
shit a guy a guy knocked on the door the other day and he's delivering food with earbuds in and
music playing so he can't hear me yelling through the door and i'm yelling dogs dogs and he's like
what i can see him through the hole and it's a black guy so i know they don't
like dogs and so finally i opened the door and all the dogs are like like lined up all four of
them and he's like oh shit she was saying dog i'm like yes dog you like dags thanks it sounds
a little racist to say black people don't like dogs and surely
that's true right like a lot of them but indians hate dogs indians fuck it i had really two co-workers
over this is ages ago and uh i had these really really friendly yellow labs brandy and dakota
and they're just loving them they sit they're wagging their tails and
you guys know like what an enthusiastically friendly dog who's sitting wagging his tail
wishing that he could be kissing you looks like yeah to them dakota look like a lion a lion and
that's what he i'm not like exact he said that he's like it's like you have lions in your house
and he's scared to
death he doesn't want to enter they're just not a dog culture you know what this is a parallel
um europeans when they see our vehicles like when they come over and they have a similar sort of
like holy shit you drive a big rig or whatever the those fuckers sound like monster truck yeah
yeah like that's what i called it um when um what was his name athene wins or
something like like that guy he was a youtuber from like 12 years ago yeah yeah um like like
he came over with his with his girl and and and his boy and and they um they like i was just in
a regular like chevrolet pickup truck that the old one and they were just like oh it's like you
it's like a monster truck
How can you drive it? I?
Really seriously injured that girl's neck and that little accident we had in that same truck
She should have buckled up good about if you weren't in that monster truck. It's the law should have buckled up
Yeah, we ended up going off-road and I hit this crazy bump and I could see her in the rearview mirror this little chick
she probably weighed 90 pounds and 10 of that was titties.
And she bounced
so fucking high and hard that her
head hit the roof of the truck.
What else was
bouncing? Probably the tits.
I was trying to keep us alive. There was
a lot of like... You have to look
for the little things in life.
In the middle of your car accident.
They weren't little.
You didn't miss them. They're good things in life. They weren't little. Your car accident. They weren't little. You're not listening.
You didn't miss them.
They're good things in life sometimes.
You missed the forest for the tits
in that situation.
They were six and four pounds.
We try not to talk about it.
Six and four pounds.
That'd be a nice,
that'd be a big old difference.
They call her the old 96 here.
I was looking up
because you said the dog thing.
I knew I'd heard this. I just hadn't thought about in a while so like muslim culture like they do not like dogs either i don't know
i don't think there's a lot of muslims in india i think that's mostly pakistan and
i think i think the hindus like india is there yeah the muslims and the hindus don't really
they don't get along the hindus i don't know hindus but they have is there yeah the muslims and the hindus don't really they don't get along the
hindus i don't know hindus but they have a significant muslim culture i would like to
talk to like a militant muslim i'd like to have like that's the guest that i want i want like
an angry like palestinian guest because i'm like an imam yeah because i want to ask him i was i
want to be like look on the scale of things do you hate me as a quasi christian
mostly just non-believer more or less than a hindu i'd like i bet he has like oh you don't
know so christian brother someday you could come back to us but the hindus like you're 100 right
because like it'd be like asking like a sports fan like like kyle
you as a georgia fan would you hate me more if i was a die-hard florida fan or if i was like i am
now where it's like yeah i guess mizzou's a team i never haven't watched a game in 10 years you
wouldn't have any don't worry i couldn't hate you anymore oh Oh, thank you. It would be an annoying part.
It would be a real annoying part of our friendship
if you were a legitimate fan
of a close SEC rival.
Not because...
That's your Muslim.
Because if they ever beat us and you rubbed it in,
it would upset me a little bit.
Low-key insulted your team
in this reply. It would be annoying if you were a fan of an actual rival team.
Or if I was an actual football fan.
But as a Mizzou fan, I think it's adorable.
I mean, Mizzou was the only rival team.
Within a few points of Georgia this year.
And so I can say, like, if Mizzou had beaten Georgia,
because of 100% of Georgia.
I wouldn't have cared about that.
Yeah.
If Georgia's closest win in the last 24 months is versus Mizzou.
That's true.
That is a fact.
If Mizzou had beaten by this astronomical odds,
like I would have given Kyle shit for one week.
And then I also would have forgotten about it.
Like, because I don't really care.
Like, yeah. But if I were like, Mr. week and then i also would have forgotten about it like because i don't really care like yeah
but if i were like mr floyd you're in a gator's hat and shit you'd be like fuck you man all right
so it would be like this it would be like as passionate as you are about the blues if you
were that passionate about i don't know about alabama man that'd be frustrating that'd be like
like whenever sports came up if a third party brought him up i'd be like rolling my eyes like dude why are you why are you bringing this up like it's like bringing up religion or
politics or something like like if you actually care because like for better or worse for whatever
reason we tie our emotions into these sporting events that have no impact on us and we have no
impact on them either unless you can't find their their shit like helping to fund the the team i
guess in
some small small way but but like it can hurt your feelings like like you know when atlanta lost that
super bowl it was a little down a little downtrodden you know i was having such a good time
there that it was hard to get me down um but but it was a little frustrating and then i think
recently i don't like paying enough attention to football, but somebody else blew a lead, right? Like didn't the Vikings come back and beat somebody
and it was a bigger comeback than the Falcons thing?
Like they were down like 28-3 instead of –
or like 35-3 and came back in the second half.
That happened recently.
So now it's not the worst loss in NFL history.
It was a Super Bowl though, so you got to really –
That's a big, yeah's that one stings extra it
was the nature of the loss like if it would have been if it was 14 to 14 at halftime that loss
wouldn't have hurt because you're like oh it's Tom Brady like what yeah one of the reasons it
doesn't hurt as much as it probably should is because it was Tom Brady and it's almost like
he's it's like if Jordan came and like fucked up your playoffs it's like well yeah we should
have won that year but we happen to be play i happen to be a fan during that five years when
jordan was untouchable so he just came in and ruined us you know you just got to shrug and say
yeah that you know tom brady's one of the best there's ever been he's probably never nobody's
gonna come close to that record i bet i the way that teams get shuffled up like it's crazy that he did that so you might remember last hangout scum came in talking about he's a cowboys fan he's got a
cowboys but he's really into it it's his thing and the eagles beat wow we're the best team in
the league at the time they only had one loss and uh we had beaten the cowboys turns out i think
the cowboys lost an important player might It might have been their quarterback, but it was somebody important.
And he's like, that guy's healed.
We're going to come back and we're going to beat the Eagles.
The Eagles are 13-1, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
What is happening that implies that your team is better than my team?
There's nothing to back that up.
And we did play directly, and you lost.
Well, the Eagles lost their quarterback,
and then they lost the
game come from behind in the fourth and now i'm gonna have to hear scum's crap but i've been in
the playoffs and it's it's fun yeah playoffs are great i hope he's in the hangout tonight
because he'll as soon as he shows up he'll be like hey woody how about the game
i was so interested in the game, I looked it up 12 days later.
What would you think about, because with the other sports,
you do have this concept of a regular season and then a postseason.
And it's a big deal.
It draws a lot of eyes.
It's the culmination of the whole year.
And every sport has it, except for combat sports.
What would you think about some sort of situation where
maybe alongside everything they're doing now maybe they like had some sort of competitive
jiu-jitsu slash sparring slash some mma light that everybody that your all-stars were competing in
to get some birth at the end like at the at the of the year, our big card is going to be made up of the
people who get the most points this year
in the Dana White Challenge.
And every
month, all
your biggest stars come and compete in
maybe jiu-jitsu one month, maybe
I don't know,
a different fighting style that's not
so rough, that nobody's going to get hurt.
It doesn't damage them so much.
That's why I keep going to Jits.
If it was running or like, I want to make it a game show.
I want to make it the ultimate fighter,
but not losers on the ultimate fighter.
I don't care about some punk you dug out of a bar.
This is one of Kyle's strengths.
He's like, look, we're going to take these athletes,
and I know they're used to MMA, but I have some entertaining ideas they're going to compete in jujitsu have you seen ninja what the fuck is that
ninja warrior yeah ninja warrior yeah off they go we'll see who can do the most pull-ups we're
going to see who can do and coming out of nowhere tony ferguson the dodgeball champion leading
leading the entire ufc somehow with his gymnastics win last week his capoeira
win the week before and his freestyle dancing win on the opening month meanwhile some monster
like khabib who's only good at wrestling and like i don't know 150 pound man who seems to
weigh 350 pounds when he lays on you uh it just gets beat up and pull-ups or something.
Did you see Khabib talking about his son training?
No.
His training has begun.
His son's three and a half or four.
He's like, yes, son has begun training.
A little earlier than me, I started at four.
He started at three.
What's he training now?
I find very good gymnastics coach, a man I trust.
He trains gymnastics. and like what's he training now is like i find very good gymnastics coach man i trust he trained
gymnastics so he's starting out with gymnastics base which is that's it he's been crafted to be
the scariest human being 20 dude 20 years from now there's gonna be a there's gonna be a mutant
child destroying the combat world whatever it's like in 20 years because this kid is already
starting out we all saw that
footage of khabib at like nine years old wrestling a bear his son's gonna take on a tiger
khabib will do that to get that this kid this kid will have like a highlight like like real uh soon
but but the guy the guy was like when's he gonna start you know training like wrestling and this
oh he'll start training wrestling at like five or something he says who's gonna train him he's like what you know someone better than me tell me who tell me yes i trained my own son he was a little offended he's like
you know somebody better than me to teach him wrestling i like it i like do you listen i'll uh
i'll grant you that maybe he pals around with terrorists i still like him on my tv yeah he
does power around with terrorists i saw um some of that
terrorist um soldiers uh being punished uh last night i guess they had like ran away from their
position and so some higher up was there with like a not a cane but more of a club and he was just
beating about half a dozen of them telling them how men died because they left like two died last
night two more were wounded he's beaten the
shit out of you and they're taking it um they're uh the chechens yeah the cataroff is like the
president of chechnya if i understand correctly i could get that wrong it's it's european politics
it's it's all they're very intense people yeah yeah they're terrorists and and you know they're
pretty awful people it i i saw whenever i see those UFC guys... I was thinking seeing their facial hair.
They're like bizarro Amish.
Amish are so nice,
so friendly.
They just want to make you rock your hair
and sell you porn.
You take all the kindness of the Amish
and you replace it with living in a freezing
tundra and this is what you get.
The only familiarity now is facial style.
Yeah, they're Muslim Amish, except not friendly.
And no technology.
No technology.
Well, that part, you know, how much technology?
Well, I guess the Amish don't have bombs and stuff.
They tend to be more concerned with helping people.
Not yet.
It'd be pretty nice to be Amish.
I wonder what the Amish do have.
Because I'm always surprised
at like the workarounds they're like yeah yeah no we're off your electrical grid we have our
own generators i'm like wait what i thought you were in the dark or something it depends what
kind you get because there are um there's like a lot of them in central missouri too and there's
the amish who are like the legit when they tell you we don't use electricity, like the only loophole they have is like,
some of them will be like,
I have like an online posting and that like,
will direct people to a cell phone for like making where they can call me and
say like,
I need furniture.
And then I make the furniture for them.
The Mennonites are the other group where they're like half in half half out, where they're like, yeah, we're like the Amish.
And but we use trucks and cars.
And yeah, we don't get crazy colors on our cars.
We do have a TV.
And it's like, you guys are just more.
The Mennonites are cool.
Every time I've ever met one, I've done business with the Mennonites a few times.
I needed some pigs one time for a video, and we found Mennonites in Tennessee.
They were a little upset about what we were doing, but I donated to their church,
and that sweetened the deal up just nicely enough that they gave me the pigs anyway.
Several other times, we'd stop on those roadside places.
We were up in Ohio, and we saw Amish.
They were actual Amish up above Cincinnati or below.
I don't know which.
I get lost in the middle of the country on those drives.
But these people, I met one guy and he explained that he had like cousins that were like closer to the Stone Age.
But he was about as close to like the modern age as you could get while still.
I was like, well, you know, how do you farm? He's like, well, you could get while still i was like well you know how do you farm he's like well i have a tractor i was like well how do you sell that he's like well i don't own it i don't you know the john deere owner john deere
they own the tractor they hold the note i operate a tractor nothing wrong with that as far as we see
it and he had suppressors and like ar-15s and shit. He used to get tax stamp guns.
That's how I was meeting him because he worked at a gun place.
That's what he was doing for white man money.
English money, I'll call it.
That's funnier.
English money.
Everything I know about the Amish really comes from that Tim Allen movie.
Remember that?
Kirstie Alley?
Rest in peace.
I never watched that, no.
You never Remember that? Kirstie Alley? Rest in peace. I never watched that, no. You never saw that?
Okay, so there's a great Tim Allen movie
where he's like a Wall Street type guy,
and he's been framed for some insider trading,
and the FEC and the feds are coming for him.
They're chasing him.
Maybe the U.S. Marshals do.
It's a whole thing.
And he's been framed,
so he flees and hides amongst the Amish
with Kirstie Alley.
I think she's his wife, and they're both used to a much fancier lifestyle, but they hides amongst the Amish with Kirstie Alley. I think she's his wife,
and they're both used to a much fancier lifestyle,
but they have to become Amish.
And I guess Tim Allen did a bit of a body transformation for the movie
because early on he's regular Tim Allen,
but by the end he flexes while they're building a barn Amish style,
and he's pretty ripped up Tim Allen.
He looked pretty good.
I was like, all right, good for you, Tim Allen.
It's a fun
little like comedy movie for richer or poorer there you go a year and a half ago I did this
uh mid-atlantic backcountry discovery route motorcycle trip cool me and my friends and
motorcyclists when they pass each other they do this thing where they wave and they put two fingers
down I guess it means what's up brother but. But it originally meant to keep the wheels down,
like rubber side down or something like that.
Cool.
So when I pass someone, I do two fingers down for a motorcycle.
I do three if it's a trike.
And if it's a horse, I do four.
And we pass so many horses, I got to bust out the four all the time.
Wow.
Through Pennsylvania Dutch country. the four all the time wow through pennsylvania dutch country i'm trying to find all the a list
of rules that the amish have to follow but not a not a robust online presence
did you see stephen bonner died yes uh you know that's kind of before my time i know he's like an
early john jones opponent um i know i knew the name but but i couldn't pick him out of a lineup No, that's kind of before my time. I know he's like an early John Jones opponent.
I knew the name, but I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
So, Stephen Bonner is credited with the rise of the UFC.
In The Ultimate Fighter 1, two fighters emerged as sort of the most popular.
Stephen Bonner and Forrest Griffin. And they had this rock'em, sock'em, like only haymakers fight that lasted five rounds.
And each man showed so much heart and gave it all in a way that you don't usually see.
The ratings during the fight kept going up and up and up as people were calling each other,
saying, dude, check this out on Spike.
And they would tune into spike tv and
watch this and the ufc which was going out of business and losing money turned around that day
that fight stephan bonner you can get into the hall of fame for a career and you can also get
a fight in the hall of fame stephan bonner and forrest griffin's the ultimate fighter finale
was the first fight to get inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Wow.
He was an absolute monster in that fight.
I'm going to go watch that fight.
It's Stephen Bonner and Matt Forrest Griffin.
Okay, I'll watch that fight later on.
Maybe we'll watch it during the hangout.
He did performance enhancing drugs.
He got busted a couple times during his career.
And, you know, I don't know.
He had a big loss to Anderson Silva.
The build to that fight was hilarious.
Forrest Griffin and
Stefan Bonner had become friends.
Anderson Silva just embarrassed
Forrest Griffin.
He went to Griffin for advice.
This is as a commercial shoot, as a
promotional trailer.
He's like, what should i do like i don't know what to do i know what not to do don't get too close don't try to hit him don't think that you can dodge anything and as he's like giving
these they're flashing to like forrest griffin getting humiliated beaten out of him and he ends
with like i don't know what I'm going to do,
which was a pretty funny, like, fight promo.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited for the UFC in 2023.
It seems like a lot of fights keep getting postponed and pushed over,
so we're just bound to get to some, I don't know,
some February, March, April situation
where there's going to be, like, some massive banger cards in the spring they just have to because they keep pushing
the leon edwards fight masvidal's floating in the ether conor mcgregor is six months away from
in ghanu obviously uzman leon that i mentioned leon edwards thing then you've got like max
holloway sitting there like just waiting for another shot at Volkanovsky.
Volkanovsky about to take on Islam for a belt.
Then you've got like fucking Kamzat sitting there wanting to eat anybody and everybody up to 185 fucking pounds.
I can't tell what's true because Kamzat says no one will fight me.
I can't wait to fight.
I want to fight more.
I get paid when I fight.
Fights are easy to me. Let's double talk though. Let's double talk what you just said. I can't wait to fight. I want to fight more. I get paid when I fight.
Fights are easy to me. Let's double talk, though.
Let's double talk what you just said.
And it's what he does.
They'll say, this is what happened with the Costa situation.
Costa recently didn't fight, and his opponent said, I don't know what happened.
They gave him his new contract, and he still said no.
So, pussy, right?
Wait, what did the contract say?
The contract could have said, fuck you.
We don't
know what it said. So it's always that. So Kamzat says, yeah, they gave him the contract. They
walked away. What did it fucking say? Other than they have to fight you, because we know that.
The UFC says they offered him four fights. And the pay thing, I'm a little mixed on. Like from
the UFC, they're like, hey, we have a deal. Kyle, we we said we're gonna pay you for your next four fights 100
120 140 160 I'm not sure if that's four but it doesn't matter and uh um you know and now you're
like yeah but I'm fighting the great Taylor I don't want the 140 we agreed on I want two million
instead and I'm Dana and I'm like well there's lots of ways to turn down a fight one way is
asking for 20 times what you were scheduled to get paid i don't want to fight that monster for uh
if they're not sweetening the pot over over what it normally is um i don't want to be the next um
kevin holland was it that they that ended up getting like just mauled by him remember like uh you know kevin just
fought um yeah remember remember like like they had the whole mix-up where everybody missed weight
and comsat was eight pounds over okay okay and so instead of fighting um diaz diaz goes and fights
ferguson and comsat fights um holland the black, and just the fight lasts 30 seconds.
He runs over.
I mean, he sprints over there and grabs Holland,
and Holland starts trying to drag him,
and one of Holland's legs is extended,
and the other is kind of like bunched up trying to press,
and he just does that thing where he climbs you like a beanpole,
and it happened fast, and he was just smashed,
just hammer fist in the side of his head.
Just just so fast.
And it was just after the fight, Kevin Hollins on Instagram and his face is scratched like he's not just hitting him.
He's like he's going full Mongolian monster like those Muslim fighters all have that same wrestling style.
Like it used to.
Khabib would do it a lot, too.
Like imagine Taylor, you're sitting down in the upright position with your ankles together.
And the guy you're fighting is hugging your feet.
Right?
Your feet.
Right?
So you can, in theory, bend your knees.
You could maybe even stand up.
You know, if I handcuff your ankles together, you can still do a lot of shit.
You're not stuck.
But somehow, like a boa constrictor
they do like no now i've got your ankles now i've got your shins now i've got your knees
even when my shoulders where your waist bends you're like well i'm still like a whole lot of me
you're being swallowed my friend you're being they're hitting me the whole time as I work my way up.
I'm good at hitting and you don't seem to care.
I keep punching his ear.
People usually stop when I do this to them.
Now he's knees on my belly and he's elbowing me in the face.
And this whole thing turned around.
I'm inside of him.
Should I have done something differently back when he had my feet?
They all do this and it's this inevitable progression and then
eventually one of your hands gets sucked in and that's when they start looking scared
when they lose access to one of their hands and then quickly with wrist then elbow and then arm
and then now they've got like one limb and they're trying to crawl and he's just slowly climbing up
your body he only he only left him this because that's what he needs to tap.
I never have anything to contribute to UFC,
but I actually had a, I watched a video yesterday
from, you know, Brian Shaw.
He's the world's strongest man, four times.
He's like 6'10".
He's just a giant muscle-bound man.
And he does these videos,
and I guess like the ufc had him like the ufc has this
incredible facility somewhere where they have like full-time employees and special stations to like
measure your your leg power your your slapping power your you know your grip strength and all
this stuff and really impressive UFC,
like tippity top of the line scientific analysis.
And they invited Brian Shaw to come do the circuit.
And the first thing you notice is everybody who works at the UFC training facility is shredded.
They're in incredible shape.
They are people who are passionate about this.
And there is not one who is approaching
50 as large as brian not one like you can you know when you see a video and you're like god damn like
the guy instructing him how to do this is huge and he looks like a little baby like god if i were in
the room i'd look horrible standing next to this guy and they have these tests where one of them
was it's basically a bar as if you're dead lifting, but it's kind of at the top of where your thighs are.
And it's 100 percent bolted into the ground.
So you cannot move this bar.
It's it's set up so that it's meant to be near the top of your thighs.
And so your legs are a little bowed, a little bent.
And you're supposed to just stay in that position of like ultimate pulling for a deadlift, like just pulling on a post.
And they tell Brian Shaw, they're like, you're going to do first of these 50 percent effort, second one, 75 percent effort, third one, 100 percent effort.
And we'll just see. It's going to show us how many newtons of force.
And then we can look at this graph and compare you to, you know, other people.
And, you know, the people you're going to be competing against, you know, you are very strong, but they are ultimate fighters.
You know, they're very strong fit guys. And he's like, and if you know, Brian Shaw're going to be competing against you know you are very strong but they are ultimate fighters you know they're very strong fit guys and he's like and
if you know brian shaw's mentality he's like okay okay yeah just let me know if i do anything wrong
i'm gonna go you know i'm gonna do my best he's so so sweet and friendly guy's a monster he doesn't
get kicked out of planet fitness somehow yeah he's unbelievably he doesn't set off the so friendly
and he goes up and he does like the first one at 50% and he's like
they're like that was 50%
he's like yeah right maybe
right on there. Then he does 75%
and you can see the guy who's like
doing the study being like
alright this one 100%
and Brian puts his
like mouth guard in and he's like
can I strap up right and they're like
yeah you're used to strapping and so he straps his hands to this shit and then he goes mouth guard in. He's like, can I strap up? They're like, yeah.
He straps his hands to this shit and then he goes
like five seconds.
Pull, pull, pull, pull.
It shows his result and the guy's like,
all right, that is
a new record.
That's so far beyond what we've
seen here.
Apparently, he didn't just beat, like, all the UFC guys.
It was like, it's now at an echelon.
It's now, he is a Frogger Olympian that now,
no matter who goes into that place and tries to play the game,
they're not going to beat Brian at the top.
There's no chance.
They have another test, which I thought was incredible,
where, you know, those Russian slapping things,
like those contests they i guess
that's not just a you know silly contest i guess the ufc they have like this big pad and machine
where i guess it measures your like total energy or force and that translates in some way to other
shoulder movements something like that and so they tell brian first of all they're like all right
you're gonna put your your hand here on the pad like this and then you're gonna pull it back and then just slap it you know as hard as
you can you know and they do like the 50 75 and they get to the top and he he is hitting it harder
than anyone has ever hit it he's he doesn't know how to punch he doesn't know how to throw a punch
he hasn't been trained like barely at all in that he just is that strong like the guy he did his like final or his second to last slap
and it blew past the record like 1700 newtons or whatever and the guy like led up to it saying like
so like a heavyweight fighter you might get like 1500 newtons like that would be a tremendously tremendously powerful fighter and brian's like neat boom 1800 and it was just and he even said
at the end he's like the guy who was running the the test he's like oh that's a new record and
honestly brian like you didn't even hit the pad in the middle like you kind of like missed it
what is he way uh over 265, I'm sure.
Oh, he's well into the 300s.
I think he competed at like 400 when he was like winning the world's strongest match.
This is more theoretical.
6'10", 400 pounds, pretty big.
I asked Joe Lozon, could you beat Shaquille O'Neal?
Right?
Because Joe's obviously a super skilled fighter.
And he's like, no, Shaq kills me.
He had met Shaq.
And he's like, I don't have enough skill to
overcome that level
of strength and size. Cool, cool.
So, like,
I think, you know,
Nganou, Prime, Cormier
or something might be able to beat Brian Shaw.
Right? I mean,
these guys are wrestlers, like the heavyweights.
Ken John Jones
at 205. I think all the heavyweights. Ken Jones.
I think all the heavyweights can beat him up.
I think they can make it look untrained.
Yeah.
But if he trained like think about like his reach only looks small because he's that thick. I just don't think it matters.
Who fought the mountain?
I'm mixing.
Conor McGregor goofed around with him.
And then more recently, they had that um that that eddie hall world champion thank you um they had that jujitsu world champion oh
you're talking about the fight yeah i recently saw like the jujitsu world champion go up against
um the mountain and it was that was pretty cool it was pretty neat yeah now that guy's very strong
too i like his i like the thing he did with the, the beard and the hair, huh? Nobody recognized him until he started doing that.
And point of comparison,
the mountain got absolutely manhandled every single year that he and Brian
competed together.
Like the,
the mountain was not close to like beating Brian Shaw.
Cause I knew that the mountain one,
I didn't,
was it because the mountain?
Yeah.
He like,
it was like the last year
brian shaw competed and like pivoted to professional like you know personality i guess but like yeah
there was this one guy named like something's drunas who's eastern european and brian shaw
who are like the well-known like they're the tippity tippity top amongst people who follow
amongst the people who do that yeah the people who's like the mountains way more
famous amongst people who follow game of thrones yeah of people who follow reality yeah the
mountains way more famous than bright jaw yeah i don't think it'll go well for him i didn't i don't
i don't think it'll go well for him at all unless if he doesn't have like a wrestling background
when you think of somebody like um brock lesnar right they made it seem like he was sold as to the public as like the WWE guy.
But he was like a four-time NCAA All-American or something.
Yeah, All-American was the term I was looking for.
He was already a badass at one of the most important martial arts in mixed martial arts.
But not a quarter as strong as Brian Shaw.
What Kyle's saying is he was able to transition
to MMA and become a champ
because he was already a
fighter. Brian Shaw, on the other hand,
is just strong. He's not currently
a fighter. True, true.
I understand. I was thinking if you trained
Brian Shaw to it,
he would be able to... He must be too old now,
right? He's way too old now,
but like,
you know the way,
like you know how we can all grab a woman's wrist and like it is held.
Like that is the way that Brian Shaw would be able to handle someone like
Francis Ngannou.
Francis Ngannou's wrist will not move until Brian Shaw decides that he wants
to let his wrist move.
Francis Ngannou is probably,
Francis Ngannou is probably used to being the guy in the room
who's the tallest, the strongest, has the biggest hands,
the longest arms.
With Brian Shaw in the room,
he's not within eight inches of any of those things.
I want to see Brian Shaw with other very big people.
I saw a basketball player.
Watch that boxing match.
The dude, he's fighting 6'4".
That made Shaquille O'Neal look small.
So I think maybe if if in
ghana maybe gave brian shaw's hands in like a weird position but i think that if they were
facing off like the in ghana would be too quick i think the positions that in ghana would put
himself in like brian would find himself off balance real quickly and on his back real quick
and and in ghana could just take a step back or in ghana could just stand there and do that thing
where you kick somebody in the legs then normally it doesn't really matter because
ufc fighters don't care what if brian shaw brian lifts his head from his body
just head removal what they've had those like giant freak fights in the past and like one of
the things that that giants find out real quickly is it hurts to get hit in the face and they've
never dealt with that before because they're giants oh it's that dustin poor that's 155 pound fighter
next to him for some pretty good reference his arms are bigger than his quads yeah yeah yeah um
100 so he kills all the 155 pounders in a room so so if you put him in in the big octagon man i i i i don't know if he can
catch him i it'd be hard to catch him um that's funny but but but but like this wouldn't matter
i i feel like he can reach back there and like grab enough of of him to like make a rear naked choke not matter maybe oh yeah right like yeah
squeeze as hard as you want little man come here like like the same way that like when me and
colin wrestled when he was like 12 and it was like it was like all right i know you don't
right right like you're in charge of his safety yeah so it could be like that no it i would love
freak fights like that that's another
thing that i wouldn't want it in the ufc but i wish there was some off-brand shit in america
yakuza free that did that didn't that did some like freak fights occasionally like i'd like to
see um retired nfl players who need a little cash come in and mix it up with a you know some hockey uh hooligan who
who's like retired i'd like to see a hockey enforcer you know like i know so much of the
hockey enforcer's skill set isn't transferable a lot of it has to do with yeah pushing the other
guy off balance controlling his clothing stuff like that he's still tough and he still hits hard
and a lot of it is transferable yeah they, the hockey guys, they eat a lot of hits
because there's not a lot of defense.
You're right.
Most of it is like trying to control their body
with their clothes and like fighting on ice.
I'm just betting that if you fight professionally,
quasi-professionally,
you probably know how to mix it up with both hands
when you need to.
It's like that Quigley down under scene when when like uh the whole thing he's been a sniper and the guy
doesn't think he knows how to use the pistol and at the end he's like never said i know how to use
one i just didn't said i didn't have any use for it yeah i think that's kind of how a hockey
most hockey hooligans left hand is maybe i imagine the hockey enforcers train like in a ring sometimes
too like then the off season they get some boxing i yeah i know some do i don't need this right
they need this and like one of those like wobble boards
yeah i mean like yeah they do ryan reeves ryan reeves does boxing like training and he's the best fighter in the NHL has been for many years.
Does anybody in the NHL have head movement?
This guy does.
Yeah.
There's a clip of Joe Rogan talking about, I think it was Ryan Reeves, and he's like,
some of these fucking hockey guys, I don't know the sport, but they're turning punches over.
And I watched a clip, and I'm like, this guy knows what he's doing.
and I watched a clip and I'm like this guy knows what he's doing and like because it didn't like old hockey fights was just like beat just a you know like a drunken brawl like in an Irish pub
where like they just kept like it's only in the last 20 years that like it was like all right
when they're on the ice stop fighting them like stop hitting them when they're on the ground oh
that's only 20 years old that can't I feel like all the old fights i see they were very like in the 90s they had no qualms not not like not not ground and pounding but like you know
you would see old fights were like they throw an extra couple jabs when like the ref jumps in and
they're on the ground now i feel like i don't see that anymore which is actually you know
better like you don't want someone on the ground lost and it's like better
better the only like the thing i hate about did kyle just bust out the
notebook oh he's got stuff i do it i saw i love the look of that notebook i'm convinced you're
over there like opening closing it to make it look weathered the dog got it the dog the dog
chewed it up real good um i have a whole bit i have a whole bit planned three weeks running for the
notebook. You'll see.
I hope you laugh when you
see it.
The funny part will be not this week, but next
week, and the funniest part will be
the week after that.
Set your calendars.
I want to talk about two things, wayne and tarkov they're separate
things though little wayne i saw yeah little wayne i saw this uh this this interview with
little wayne he was talking about flying into i think saudi arabia it doesn't matter though
um and and um his plane gets stopped well it's a private plane he lands the private airport
and he's got his jewelry in his bag and they and they're like whoa you can't bring
that in anything over 25 000 has to be like declared and like we'll have to go over to the
other airport or something and could declare it and everything he's like i told him i wasn't gonna
play that shit i went and got back on my fucking plane he's like prince showed up like the prince
he's like i'm so sorry for everything they did you 25 000 25 000 the gift
i bring for you this is worth more than 25 000 of course you get your bag of jewelry yes yes come
here and he's like he immediately gave him like a 30 000 watch and then like like he was like what
do you like lamborghini or ferrari he's like i thought he was asking me like which i preferred
like which was better i said lamborghini he's all right black what color he's like, I thought he was asking me like, which I preferred, like which was better.
I said, Lamborghini.
He's like, all right.
Black, what color?
He's like, well, black.
Wait, what?
Are you talking about like one for me?
He's like, it'll be at your house in three weeks.
I'm very sorry for this mix up.
He gave him a black Lamborghini.
I want to be rich enough to give my friends gifts like that.
Like, wouldn't that be, that's like the actual thing I would do if I was a billionaire is I would just like my friends and family.
I would.
Okay.
Yes, I would buy every team in the NHL.
I would ruin the league.
I'd be criminal number one in Canada.
I move all the Canadian teams to Mexico to piss them off.
Nobody's watching. Put all the good players on the blues.
Grab all the Mexican players, put them in Chicago.
All the Mexican players.
All, none of them.
I would actually feel like if I were a billionaire,
I could totally see that.
It'd be like, dude, that mortgage you have,
not only is it paid off,
now you have a palatial estate there.
The taxes for the next 20 years are taken care of.
You both got houses.
Your kids are going to college.
Boom.
That ruins their life though. Hey, everybody here, y'all get a million bucks no that ruined their life you
all get five grand a month how about that but i give them like five miles on that sigma grind
no i can't do that i'm gonna take your money give it to someone else because i like to earn
i gave it away and i bought a book on how to make money
that's what i do with a billion dollars i buy all the book on how to make money.
That's what I do with a billion dollars.
I buy all the books on how to make money and I go,
it's all mine now.
You can have your worthless coins.
I have knowledge written by hucksters who have less than I.
Not anymore.
I think, I think if you give your friends and family and as people maybe even you admire and like out there just wads of
cash, it could ruin their lives. I think that
I would like to start some sort of a big company. It doesn't matter what it does.
It doesn't matter. It's a money laundering front.
No, it would be a real company. It doesn't matter. We'd make race cars or we'd get into NASCAR
or something. We would make race cars or we'd get into NASCAR or something.
We would make performance parts or something.
We'll make performance race car parts.
That'll be our thing.
But I'll hire everybody I know and care about to do what they already do,
but for my company.
You're an accountant.
You're in marketing.
Now you're my accountant.
Now you're my marketing guy.
This is you guys.
I feel like it'd be okay to ruin their life a couple times just to prove your theory, right? my marketing guy i'm this is you guys study right now now she hasn't learned you know
now she borrows against she gets a home equity line of credit or something.
And suddenly she has.
So then you pay that off and you say, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Last time.
Three more times, Max.
See if their life isn't better.
You guys are right.
I'm being very naive with this.
How about this?
We had Mr. Beast on the show.
I thought it was cool.
He gave $10,000 to a homeless person.
And he did it as an act of kindness, which any normal person would acknowledge is an act of kindness but
apparently experts in the field are like no no you give 10 grand to a homeless person you have
hurt them you know they are going to make and entertain millions if bums night out is ever
produced yeah the homeless one makes sense but how this? How about this for an idea? Okay. You set up an account, and it just gives them like...
A trust fund?
Two grand a month or something.
That's called a trust fund.
Okay.
You're wanting to turn them into trust fund babies?
Because those people are always pieces of shit.
I'm telling you.
You give them a job that we can all love to do.
That's how you could bless your friends and family.
Netflix TV show reviewer.
I think you're definitely right.
You joke.
You joke.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll start a media company.
We'll compete with rotten fucking tomatoes and we're going to,
we're going to hire the best reviewers.
We're going to have celebrities come and like,
we're going to have,
we're going to have screenings.
Like,
like we'll invest our money to get the rights to a movie and we'll get
tomatoes and we'll come to healthyles.com for the real ratings.
What I'm saying.
Meanwhile, like 18 months in, I'm like,
Kyle, we could make more money if we accepted money from Hollywood.
I figured out how to turn a profit on this.
And I stomped that right out.
Because I've got enough money that I can do that.
I don't let Woody poison it with his.
What's the code word that they use um east
coast new york one more for what what do you mean for what i've been watching a lot of 30 rock
they've got a lot of code words for um um well i'll think of it later uh 30 rock has excellent
writing by the way uh it's so much better look i love the office and i love um i like parks and rec it's
pretty good um but the office has smart writing and it i i'm not surprised because it is about
a head writer and her writing team that that's what tina face 30 rock you mean yeah 30 rock is
that what have i been saying office yeah i mentioned that but 30 rock is the one that like
has been blowing me away because i never watched it all the way through don't get me wrong it's a silly show it's it's
farcical but some of those jokes are so well written like maybe i'll try it i do think tracy
morgan's very funny i just don't think the bald i've never thought the it is bald right well he
does a good job i've never thought i guess he's playing more of a straight man anyway i just he plays it down i never saw him as like a funny guy in anything he plays right wing conservative old
money and and he and he has all these little quips about um like supermodels that he fucked
or politicians that he fucked or like people in power so basically just trump you're right yeah
there's always pictures behind him of like him shaking hands with like i don't know qaddafi or hussein or and then clinton and then like all
sorts of like powerful nefarious figures i never thought of him as trump but that's a good comparison
i wonder percent do you think i mean this was before trump was popular as popular as he is now
do you think they had trump in their mind when they designed that character 100 too yeah i bet if you google jock if you google jack donaghy the character's name trump i bet like he
said in an interview yes many times i thought it was donald trump because i'd met the man and i'd
seen what he was like that's what jack donaghy sounds like in my mind um there's a really funny
little uh camera bit that they did where they're they a TV show. That's what the TV show was about.
And you get to see behind one of the monitors that feeds to the cameraman.
And, of course, there's all sorts of filters and bullshit
to make the actresses look pretty.
And Jack Donaghy is a higher up, but he's down on the stage
to talk about something, and the camera catches him.
And in the monitor, they give you 1990s Alec Baldwin,
who's a sexy man by the
way and it's it was so funny to see them like do a little cgi deep fake whatever they did and like
see like 1990s 25 year old him like moving in the monitor while like i don't 51 year old him is in
the background um it was a funny little bit but there's lots of really good lines i tried to google it non-politically correct stuff i tried to google it to see if donaghy was based on trump
and they didn't prove or disprove it but tina fey says that trump is based on jack donaghy
and that uh yeah zach found it too and they gave some examples like tracy morgan came up with the idea to build a wall to mexico and uh smart guy that
tracy morgan morgan tracy morgan you know what happened to tracy morgan with a walmart truck
and everything i didn't even make like a hundred million dollars so he can't say but the rumor is
that it was well over a hundred million and and and what he just said it like like he was like everything at walmart
went up 10 cents after they paid me i remember right like everything at walmart was like two
dollars and 98 cents two dollars and like six dollars and 98 cents he's like now it's six
dollars and 99 cents because of me yeah and to be fair they crippled him and so he was in like a
one of those mercedes sprinter uh vans
that was equipped for like him and all of his friends they were they were doing some business
shit i don't know they were moving through the city and a walmart truck driven by a driver who
i think was impaired in some way maybe he was overworked and underslept if that's the the
phraseology fucking crushed him killed his boy like his friend oh and and crippled um um tracy like
really badly like his pins and rods don't even begin to explain what they had to do to put his
ass together you left out the brain damage i'm not positive i thought he had a pretty significant he
just talks like that there's a part in the show where they can't get him to say his lines so jack donaghy gives him
he's like give him these jelly beans and tracy's over there chewing on him and jack just goes over
there and he goes donate to children they need your money and they're like that's a wrap like
he just dubs him over because he's so mealy mouth and you can't understand what the fuck he's saying
that's funny he was in a coma for two weeks god damn
yeah he was tearful telling the story on stern well yeah it'd be horrible to get like your
think you're gonna die never be able to walk again have your friend die right next to you
yeah and it's not like he needed the money so like they're like yeah but you got 100 million
he's like i already had 30 yeah like i'd much rather have not gone through that and have
my friend be still be alive like that would be preferable yeah yeah the whole thing's uh pretty
rough he seems like a nice guy i don't know it i don't know what he's like in real life you see
on stern he plays a character um you know throughout the entire interview but um yeah that
show 30 rock is way better than i ever gave it credit for being i thought it was just another
kind of mindless show but i every now and then i'll look up and be like what did they say
that's a good one some of them some of the meanest shit some of the meanest shit and uh
um like like the guy the black guy getting offended by being called the n-word
uh what was pretty funny because tracy was like calling him a ninja like with a soft r yeah you guys like and all that the whole thing was great
parkov's wiping tomorrow woody it's wiping tomorrow tomorrow i thought they didn't tell you
um they don't tell you but like you can put two and two together so um for one thing they just
like they've done so many events that modify the way
the game is played that it's not playable at this point like everything is free everything is
infinite all of the loot is in one big pile in the middle of every map and and there's nothing
to do but reset oh we're fragging out we're i'm fucking shitting on people. It's so fun to just go in there, balls to the wall,
and not give a fuck.
I had a good night tonight playing that game,
but tomorrow it's going to wipe.
Tomorrow it's going to wipe, and everything is gone.
And the other reason I know it's tomorrow is
today's 27th, I believe.
Tomorrow's the 28th.
On the 29th, they're doing Twitch drops.
Focus, you cocksucker.
That's going to make a lot of money for Twitch streamers.
I like that they do that.
It's going to blow the game up.
I bet there's going to be 350,000 to 500,000 people watching Tarkov by Saturday night.
If they simultaneously drop Streets of Tarkov, which has been awaited for five years, I think,
the new Lighthouse Trader is in too.
They showed that yesterday.
And also, they
do drops. There's
enough streamers that will
be on board with that. It'll be every big streamer you can think of
that will be playing Tarkov in the next day or two.
I'm excited that you're excited to get back
into it. I've never played
one.
Tarkov, you never played what
you never played from the wipe
no never from the very
start oh you never started
on like a wipe day no
no and that's my favorite thing to do
in rust that mad fucking
dash and like I'm running through my head like
the fastest ways to like get things going
and like oh maybe we could just get
long bows and immediately go to oil rig kill them with bows then we've got guns you know that but in tarkov
as you know in tarkov hours in is a big part of like staying ahead of everyone and i've done two
wipes where it was like all right i'm looking at it when you before you join a game in tarkov you
can see like all the other people like who are sort of online or maybe looking at that map and uh it's like all right i there's 50 people on this list
and i am the second highest rank or the third highest rank like that's where i want to be
you know i don't have to be the best it's a tall order but um if i'm a higher rank than everyone
it kind of implies i'm a little wealthier than everyone. I'm better kidded than everybody.
I have an advantage every time I go into this game
just because I'm ahead of them.
Yeah.
It's an incredible grind.
The reason it's a grind, Taylor,
is because there are these tasks.
You could go in there and just kill people,
but that won't get you anywhere.
You've got to jump through.
It's just like an RPG.
You've got to do your quests.
Yeah, you've got to do RPG quests, but in a multiplayer environment. It'd be like if they. You gotta do your quests. Yeah, you gotta do RPG quests,
but in a multiplayer environment.
It'd be like if they told you to be playing COD
and you're like, all right,
go to the helicopter and crash and plant a marker
and then get out without anybody shooting you.
I don't think that's gonna happen, sir.
So is it like in Skyrim where it's like,
you have to go get Maroon's Razor
at the top of this mountain to get this special weapon
and then, except a bunch of other people are also trying to get Maroon's Razor at the top of this mountain to get this special weapon and then except a bunch of other
people are also trying to get maroon's razor at the top of the mountain and there's only
four of them or whatever it's almost exactly that except they'll say go find uh the key to the truck
it's in room 203 then walk across the map um and open a truck and grab the bronze pocket watch and get out of the map
without dying. Everybody
is trying to do those things
early in the game. It's one of the
people who aren't know that everyone else
is. So you best
believe I'm hard scoping the truck.
Yeah. Wait, wait.
This is a Woody's pocket watch collection
agency. I know where the truck is. We all
do. Well, let's say, so Kyle, let's say you went to the room, you grab the keys, and then you get to the truck and you grab the gold watch.
And Woody is sniping.
I'm sorry I interrupted you because I may be wrong.
But everybody has a key, can have a key.
You could go in, get the key, put it in your pocket, and now you own that key forever.
You can come back later with it.
Okay.
But as far as like,
do you actually have to complete every step of the quest?
So like, do you actually have to go to room 203?
Or could Woody camp the truck and then kill you
and take your key and now he's at that step?
So keys are kind of special.
You can't take keys from people because you put them in your secured container where they can't
be grabbed. So at the
very least, you'll go in
with a key already because you did it in a previous
raid and maybe failed getting to the truck
or at some step. You can
go back just with the key, run to the truck,
open it up and grab the watch.
But what I'm getting at here is there's lots
of little fetch quests like that.
There's another quest where it's like,
go to this map and plant two pack,
a pack of food in this hut,
a pack of food in that hut,
bottle of water in this one,
bottle of water in that one.
Well,
shit,
they're not too close to each other.
I guess I can do that though.
I,
I didn't have a lot of water to go around though,
if I'm being quite honest and everybody else is out there and you can't
put enough of the food and water in your
secured container to hide them. So
you're just zapping people. Oh, fuck, there's so much
food and water. You're filling up,
waiting on people at the goddamn bunker.
There's those early quests.
I know what people are doing right now, and I know
where the choke points are.
You can either be the guy that gets
the quests done, and that's important,
or you can be the guy that stops you from getting the quests done, and that's important, or you can be the guy that stops you
from getting the quest done, and that's fun.
It's another way to earn money.
And it's not equally important, but it is something.
And we do think and hope that...
So the quests have been more or less the exact same
for the entire life of the game.
They'll tweak this, add that.
Fetch quests. Little tweaks. They're the same quest, though life of the game they'll tweak this add that fetch quest little tweaks
they're the same like quest though from the same people and the text is all the same the rewards
are more or less the same they're they're saying they might be moving them around at least some of
the early ones to to folks to push players to the new map which would be great because i really want
to play this new map i don't have to go like get my mp
shotguns and then go to jaeger's camp and i'd like to do some stuff over on the new map before i go
do that shit i've done five six times before like kyle's mentioned like they've made new maps but
when they don't put quests on there playing them almost holds you back you want to see the new maps
or they'll add a new area to a new map but and it's
so obviously you want to explore that area and check it out and see what's up but spending time
there is time you should have been spent getting your quests done so hopefully they're fixing that
you want to see the trailer for streets i think i saw it already it was pretty dull right he just
kind of came yeah it came out yesterday it was it was real letdown. It's two minutes and 20 seconds long.
For me, it was a letdown.
I was expecting a lot more.
I don't know.
I feel like there's a trailer for Streets designed to make sure that you don't learn anything from it. And I saw, I forget which Twitch streamer it is, but one of those guys that's a complete subject matter expert saying like, oh, this is the gun he's carrying.
This gun fires the same ammo as that other gun,
but it fires the same test.
You're going to have to do this or that to nerf it.
So I guess if you're a real subject matter expert,
you get more out of the trailer than I did.
I got all of that myself because I'm nitty gritty into it.
You also know guns.
Yeah, I don't know these guns. These are like crazy oddballitty into it he's talking about no guns yeah i don't know these
guns these are like crazy oddball russian shit they're talking about the shrimp pistol uh now
there's an smg that shoots that same round and it's a really good strong round so and and that
was shown in there but but i wanted a call of duty style throw some fucking hit hit music on there
throw some fucking um 70s shit or something some vietnam music or throw some m&m on there and
like every time a beat hits clap have a grenade go off clap a headshot clap a car explodes clap
yeah park off is there a new landmine in the game you know like boom a little flash of landmine
like the fuck was that you know and then like another landmine goes off're like, the fuck was that? You know? And then like another landmine goes off, but this time Kyle goes prone
and he's not hurt. And you're like, the fuck?
Okay, okay. I'm getting something
from this. Action pop music.
And then right at the end,
you've got a scene where the guy's like,
killing three, four, five
things. And then you reveal your new
enemy, which is Antler Man.
Why not have Antler Man be like,
and then the screen goes black like
like like why not show the god they have an antler man who has to give me a strike and white eyes
pause on that lightning strike did you see that those are antlers you know like like you know do
that do something instead it was it was like i like kyle's idea of like just sinking it to the beat
like that johnny cash song god's gonna cut you down how about that how about you do a little
intro montage yes like that and then on all the beat hits you get a headshot an explosion
it's like sooner or later gonna cut you down boom sooner or later gonna cut you down boom
like you can it's such a better
that'd be a perfect song for it and everybody would be fucking hyped or you could just play
some like like like um i don't know some russian techno or something like like this is as close as
i get to like doing business with russians i guess like as much as i as much as i legitimately i'm
upset about this like war thing and they seem like you know i've said some awful things about
the russians i was gonna buy a fucking hat from tarkov last night and they seem like... I've said some awful things about the Russians. I was going to buy a
fucking hat from Tarkov last night, and I was like,
holy shit, am I... I think
I'm funding an oligarch if I buy
this hat, because there's definitely
one of them who owns Battlestate Games.
You're probably just funding some fucking goofy
Russian guy, right?
I know we're... No.
They're in Russia.
Did you see the video? Yeah, but they're game developers. They're in Russia. Did you see the
drone video? Yeah, but they're like game developers.
They're not like...
The guy that we think of as owning
and running the company, Nikita,
turns out to own like 48%
of it. And he has investors.
So like Kyle, I suspect that
they're probably
influential.
Could be.
They should just switch to having uh
you know benevolent billionaires instead of calling them oligarchs and then the problem
will be fine that does solve it yeah i want to talk about the drone footage for me before we
have to cut because we gotta do our hangout uh um they drop the there's two russians and i know
what you're gonna say there's two russians in their fucking hole and they drop the grenade
lands kind of like right on one of them and clearly like fucks him up kills him and wounds
the other one the other one pulls out a frag grenade holds it right here and eats it lets it
go off next to his it was it was interesting to see because he was clearly like it couldn't he
didn't have the heart to put it to his head but he wanted to kill him he was just like struggling with like doing this so he just held it right here until it went off and oh that's awful
it was really awful to see that's sad i wonder if he made a good decision right like it would
be a good decision right yeah was he what life was he gonna have if he didn't kill himself
and quality life was he gonna have but if he didn't kill himself? And what quality of life was he going to have?
If he was just going to die a really slow nine minutes,
dude, end it.
Boom.
I'm on your team.
I like it.
I think they were about to drop another thing, though.
That's the other thing, right?
He was probably looking up at six more pods on the bottom of that rotor.
I see.
It's like when you have last stand and you quit the game
so you don't get the kill yes
control alt delete
god I hated that
that sucked
I'm out of here
they had the rip cord
that's hilarious
yeah that was pretty rough alright that's probably a wrap
there yeah we should wrap I have to eat
before the hangout alright
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