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pkn442 you guys all excited to talk about your stories what do you got
oh all right anything no i had nothing
you're the one who came in here fired up you were like all right let's start it i got something
i literally uh it's not big news well i guess it's big news because it's cool i went to a legal dispensary for the first time in the great state
of missouri yesterday and i swear every time i like the colorado effect i thought that like the
dispensary popping up thing was like especially in colorado because they were the first ones
every time i leave my house to go to the grocery store there's two fucking more of those places they are everywhere like half a dozen have popped up in my immediate vicinity in the
past few weeks uh a buddy of mine i didn't even think to go and get the legal weed until yesterday
when a friend of mine texted and was like you hit up dispensaries yet and i'm like oh yeah that thing
i was stoked about i should go check that out i think i've been talking about it and he was like yeah i went on sunday
and it was this dispensary in this shitty little strip mall with like a chucky cheese and the
entire strip mall was packed and there was no one anywhere but the just the weed store and so i was
like oh fuck like that's neat but i don't want to spend all day at the weed store. And so like yesterday, like at like lunchtime, I ran over there, high IQ move, no line pop right in. Uh, they, they have like the,
the cool like scales of things where I'm like, Oh, the one means the most Indica ish. The 10
means the most sativa ish and the different brands. And so I, I only bought flour. I bought
the highest rated sativa, the lowest rated rated indica and then something in the middle and i i smoked the middle thing last
night and uh yeah i i got high as shit i was because it was fun i was sitting and i was going
to play some age of empires and like you know how like i i had in my head this like big thing i'm
like i'm gonna pack one bowl and i going to roast it out of the freeze pipe.
And then I'm going to pack another bowl and I'm going to roast it.
And then if I'm feeling goofy, let's do a third bowl.
I take one hit out of that thing that was reasonably sized.
It was a bigger hit than it felt because I had the thing in the freezer.
That thing does work fucking awesome.
And like I forgot to smoke anymore for
two and a half three hours i got so goddamn baked and like you look i guess this is like really
powerful thc now because like the percentages on there are like high 20s for some of them where
it'll be like this is 29 thc or this is 24 thc and it's it's unreal. There's like drinks and snacks you can get.
I only wanted to do the flour.
I didn't want to try any concentrates, but it was cool.
It was like neat.
Like it always felt like just a vacation thing for like people from Colorado and like cool states.
But now it's like, goddamn, there's weed stores all over.
It's neat.
So that's awesome.
I bet that real
estate's fucking cheap like you slide in next to the uh the chucky cheese there oh you want the
small one we got you you'll take it off our hands i'll tell you what if you kill those rats in there
you can take it you know the the distinctive look of a steak and shake. Mm. Yeah. Yeah. Outside of a steak and shake.
I literally drove past a steak and shake converted into a dispensary and it
still has like the steak and shake outside.
That's so smart.
See,
if you could do that,
me as a weed smoker,
like if I drive past,
I've been to so many dispensaries and like various States and they're often
like what you're describing or there'll be these little hole in the wall places. It places it's like man y'all are y'all are making millions of dollars here why
why not the eight thousand dollar storefront and it's like holy shit like but um i i think i would
be more likely to go into a place that was like i don't know retired ihop or waffle house or
something especially if they left that
shit in there like they use the signage they just change it over to their letters instead
you can be like would you like a half-o of uh funko perp and a frisco melt and i'd be like yes
oh they've got the burgers cooking in the back i wish they did i would love a frisco melt with
my okay let's do that all right remember the five dollar burger that was the big thing when i was a
kid for y'all for y'all who don't know hardy's at hardy slash carl's jr
had this promotion they came out with a five dollar burger and the idea was five dollars is
what you pay for a burger at like a sit-down restaurant like if you go somewhere and got
like a good one on a goddamn glass plate it'd be about about five dollars and you pay for the fries
and shit and they're like all right we're gonna make a five dollar hamburger we're gonna charge 3.95 for it and it was good it was like oh five dollar
burger wasn't five dollars i think it was four bucks yeah i've been misled it was worth the
quality it would like being like this is this is a five dollar milkshake right like like it's five
dollars nah it's dollar 99 you're getting a five dollar milkshake though wink wink nod nod yeah
they were good.
They were legitimately visually and
everything else better.
It was like, okay, you know how they show a picture of
McDonald's, expectations of reality,
and it's gross.
That's how it always looks. It really is.
It was like, holy shit. It has
the frills of lettuce coming out.
That's a real chunk
of tomato that's not just one of
those translucent whisks of one like it was a legitimately good burger and uh but but that's
inflation for you right like the angus burger was that hard that's them yeah yeah yeah the five it
was the five dollar angus uh thick burger was the full name of the same i think i might have had
that and it was really good and then later i found out that it had way more calories than everybody else's burger it's like 1400 calories for that burger like it
was a it was another level from the seven they did hundreds yeah i think part of that is because
they didn't do a quarter pounder they went straight to the third pound so you're you're you're it you
know 25 versus 60 versus 33 you're getting lot more. I bet it was just fatty,
delicious meat as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
70,
30.
I tried it.
I loved it,
but I decided that it wasn't.
I don't stick to you.
Yeah.
Oh,
it will.
I never liked Hardee's or Carl's Jr.
as much.
Like they were always too liberal with their,
their breakfast is good bear,
but like what the actual burgers,
their commercials were gross
and they overdid sauces and
messiness. It's like they thought the more
stuff that's spilling out of the burger, the more
I feel like I got a deal.
I feel that way about cookout sometimes.
Everyone loves cookout. The lines go,
you haven't had it? No, I haven't.
I have never seen a cookout that it wasn't
wildly commercially successful.
Incredibly. I told you about this years ago.
Yeah.
But when I'm there, it's it's not top tier to me because it's so messy.
And I almost eat exclusively fast food when I'm on long drives.
Yeah, it's I remember the first time I did it.
I was sneaking away to go have sex with this this young lady like several states away.
And and driving through the
night i stopped at a cookout somewhere along the way and like somewhere between south carolina and
north carolina but i remembered like after i banged her up for a little while i went and visited my
buddy woody and i was just like i stopped at a place called cookout it was amazing because it's
like they don't do just like burger and fries it's like hey you're gonna get a burger and uh
they're like okay what what side would you like what is it like onion rings or french fries well
that or would you like some chili a quesadilla a corn dog maybe maybe and like goes on like the
list goes on maybe two tacos is a side it's like whoa two tacos as a side item to my burger what
are y'all trying to do to me awesome i was on comes with a complimentary milkshake, sir. There's a Raleigh subreddit, and someone was asking,
they're like, I tried to go to Cookout.
How do you order there?
What should I get?
This person was too intimidated by the Cookout menu.
And to be honest, there's like 32 different toppings to put on your burger.
It's the biggest menu I've ever seen.
Most menus, they try to take eight core items
and then make enough versions of them
that you can break their menu up into these big blocks that are a foot and a half wide each block.
You go there, and it's like trying to read the goddamn newspaper from across the dinner table.
You're like, let me get the Frisco double double bacon chopped burger.
You want the chicken and cheese frisco bacon chop burger
no no not the chicken one the fatty one the red meat one you want the pork chop
sure it's one of those places that i don't know how they do it but they get you to order the
milkshake like the milkshake is prominently featured on the menu because i i mean if i
tell you there's 64 different kinds of milkshakes you can get i
think i'm close like i'm not far off dozens it's outrageous they're like oh someone's not gonna
get a milkshake we're gonna ring the homo bell oh no we got it we got it i love that idea
i wouldn't know what happens when you hey cocksucker here's your food
oh and everybody has to sing the fag alert song.
Just rub your titties in your face if you get a milkshake.
All right, fine, I'll have it.
Is it one of those places, like those ice cream places,
where they charge you by weight?
No.
Where you start out like, I'm going to have a burger.
And then by the time you get to the end, you've convinced like you want bacon and jalapenos and mushroom and swiss and and then
it's like well fuck this isn't a six dollar burger it's a ladder system it's a ladder system where
you can like keep adding and adding and adding but it's not intentionally confusing or anything
they're just it's like a it feels like a cookout and i think they wanted it to feel like that it
feels like he went to like bubba's it feels like he went into bubba's backyard and he cooked enough for the whole neighborhood
and he wanted to make sure that the garcias had something they could have and the fucking freeman
over there had something they could enjoy and uh and and miss white over there who can't stand
anything spicy at all so you can have something too like they just do it all and then they throw
it in a big pile and then they throw that pile in a greasy bag
and they charge you like $6.
I like the idea of a surprise side.
Like going to a burger place
and then being like,
yeah, you can do fries.
We've also got carnitas, tacos, two of those.
And it's like, well, don't try and upsell me.
And they're like, no, we have that.
It's like, oh, that's really?
Don't you fuck with me here.
I don't want
to get to the end and get hoodwinked with taco prices in addition to this like that would that's
awesome are you making up the taco thing or is they actually have tacos yeah it's case i know
for sure that you can get a case a quesadilla as your side like instead of fries you can do like
a quesadilla and like they'll throw like a cup of salsa in there maybe two or something like
when you get your plate if you eat in it's confusing sometimes it's like oh i ordered
that's right i got a fish sandwich to go to go with my barbecue i will say that i i think that
the fish sandwich and like the chicken sandwich at cookout you're not supposed to order those
right you don't go to chick-fil-a for your hamburger. They probably don't have one, but the point stands.
If you go to a cookout and you order, like,
I'll take your fish sticks, the fuck are you doing at a cookout?
That's how I feel about if you're going to a place where the steak's going to cost,
just the steak is going to cost like 50 bucks or more.
It's like, man man this was not the time
to get fish or or chicken like like we're at the place where they do this thing we're at a steakhouse
if we're down by the the fucking pier you know we're up in seattle or or boston or the you know
new england somewhere where they have um that crate they're known for their shit. If I go to fucking Pirate Tim's clam chowder shack
and I order some fucking nachos,
I should get thrown out.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, you go like to Seattle
near the fish market
and you're like, ooh, a burger.
It's like, no, no, eat where you are.
When in Rome.
And I just found out
I'm only nine hours
from Franklin, North Carolina.
And that's the closest location of cookout.
Nine hours to a Midwestern is a normal drive.
Oh, yeah.
That's a normal drive.
We Midwesterners.
Three months ago.
We're hardy drivers.
Because, like, do you guys...
We're not from the Midwest.
I remember as a kid, kid like the way my dad talked
about like flying on vacations i thought it was like prohibitive at times where he'd be like we're
going to florida and i remember like once we flew and i was like fucking do i need to put on a tie
like we're going to the airport this is this is a place of business and i mean i was like eight or
something but like only
as an adult that i realized like we absolutely could have st louis was still a southwest hub
in the 90s we could have flown out of there like good god but no we were driving 15 hours man take
how big of your how big was your family without getting like crazy specific it was like five are
you going yeah where are you like how far are you flying it would have been to like miami or tampa or somewhere in florida i don't know so do the do the do the parents get in first
class and the kids down below or is everybody no nobody got first class i was gonna say because
like even if you've got tons of money man it's gotta look kind of dumb or like feel kind of if you i'm
thinking of the home alone situation specifically when that he flew all of those people you remember
the huge crowd right in the house at the beginning the whole reason kevin mcallister gets left behind
he flew all those people there they don't cover what he does for a living i'm curious
yeah yeah and that house
kingpin dude that's in chicago that's in the suburbs of chicago what is that house cost even
in in 88 nowadays nine million or something right yeah right like what's that area called like you
would expect you would expect like there's nba players like right next to him right like he's
waving to jordan on his way to the fucking airport um that would have been a fun cameo i don't know why jordan didn't cameo and more shit like that you know the cameo
he wasn't very good trump was in fucking the second one yeah i mean good point yeah
um who's the um what's his name that cameos in the first one um he's the one who like finds
kevin's mom he's like yeah you can get in him here with us we're all polka playing like travelers
oh is it like fucking john candy or something
john candy made 450 for that cameo even though he acted for several days he made less than the
pizza delivery man at the beginning that's getting stiffed on the tip um and uh because he was just
like wanted to be in the movie or he was doing a favor for uh is it reichman whoever those people
like to stick together comedians comedians you know you've probably seen it a lot but in um money ball to help me who's the
charismatic overweight guy um jonah hill yeah jonah hill makes 60 grand which i guess was the
minimum he could get paid for that because he wanted to work with Scorsese.
And part of me is like, ah, $60,000 for a guy like that,
that's nothing, almost insulting.
But I wonder if it paid off.
Like, did Moneyball was good for his career?
Did he get it in the next movie?
That was his first, like, serious role, wasn't it?
Where he didn't, because before that,
he was kind of like super bad and not,
maybe it wasn't him and knocked out. I'm i i i don't remember the timeline very well i know that leo made 10 million to do that
thing and uh and he made like 60 grand or whatever but um i'm sure i've heard him speak on that many
times and be like he's like yeah i got to work with barton scorsese are you crazy like who
fuck like he's already a millionaire like what was oh i didn't get my normal eight hundred thousand dollar fee at the time but you know what my fee
is now i bet that's what he would say yeah but like you know he made it work for him if they
offered me a little scorsese roll they'll scale it down to where nothing's gonna come out on the
other side for four hundred dollars i'd be like do i have to buy my own plane ticket i'm losing money on this
i would i would pay them to to be in a scorsese movie if i had a tenth of the lines that fucking
jonah hill has and that because he's like he's the co-star he's the guy uh uh he's got those
fucking fake teeth in the whole time he had to learn to speak with those obviously those are
like temporary those don't he just popped them in every day for a couple hours to get rid of
most of the lisp i saw that um our boy patrick bait no that was wolf of wall street right
yeah it's wolf of wall street did i say oh i thought we were still on my money ball sorry
no i'm i'm i'm oh i'm that was that was in wolf of wall street that's where he got paid the small
amount to be to underscore sazy it was. I think that I told the story wrong
and that's why Taylor got confused. It was
Wolf of Wall Street the whole time and I made
a mistake. It was. Well, they're both
tremendous movies. I would say Moneyball's better.
But an American Psycho,
what's his name?
Patrick Bateman
got caps for his teeth.
He still has his caps today.
Really?
Yeah.
So he's got like permanent Patrick Bateman teeth.
I love that little factoid.
It kind of makes sense.
If I'm him and I get like perfect teeth,
it's hard to downgrade.
Yeah.
And it's like those weren't prop teeth.
Like they're real functional teeth.
It's not like he's going to go back in and be like, all right, carve these back out.
On the other end of the spectrum, another little movie fact to which shyla buff in the movie
fury uh pulled his fucking tooth out for realsies this one yeah did you hear that from um his co-star
the guy who was in walking dead uh burnthal i i well i knew he had done it but i recently saw a
shirt a short from burnthal because he has a podcast and he's doing very well at that.
And and I heard him comment on Shia and what it was like to work with him because the time and probably everybody, everybody looks back on things with fondness.
You know, you look back on maybe a road trip with some annoying cocksucker and you're like, ah, forget it.
It's fine.
And but but with this, it was I feel like that's some of that.
It's some like rose colored glasses looking back or something, because at the time, everybody was like, yeah, he hasn't taken a bath.
It's been six months.
He smells like like he's cutting himself with a razor.
And like he's he's over there, like like he's over there like cutting his face up because
he thinks his character should be a little roughed up like um what was the other thing he was good in
that movie sure they were all yeah so was brad pitt and he took showers every day that is true
yeah like that's that would be my standpoint they'd be like he's an amazing actor he just
you know he can't bathe to do it it's like I want the good actor who can do it while he's clean.
I want that guy.
The best actors, actually, the absolute worst actors are method actors.
It's like saying, I am incapable of performing my job without making it my entire existence.
I hear your hot take, but the best actors are measured by the product, not the process.
Yeah. True. Yeah.
True.
Yeah.
But someone who can just throw it on is more impressive to me than someone who's like,
oh, for the next eight months, I'm a chimney sweep.
And it's like, okay, dude.
Simultaneously, in real life, I hate that person.
I don't want to dox anyone, but my friend was telling me about his wife and his wife's
yeller always screaming
fucking scream scream scream and he's like it's so hard to get along with her because she just
explodes half the time i talk to her and then she gets a phone call and it's like hey how are you
everything's cool puts the phone down goes right back to yelling at her husband that would drive me so crazy that like
wait what why can't i get the company manners i want this guy i know you're talking about the
phone your mom or something treat me like your mom yeah you're like trying to like whisper
memento lines and the other side of the phone don't believe our lies don't believe it i was
thinking about how in all those sitcoms you've always got a really hot woman with a dumb husband.
And I've always thought, like, none of this adds up.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Because they always want to make the husband the dumb oaf who can't figure out how anything works.
Meanwhile, he's the one who's, like, paying for everything and got that hot lady.
lady they have so they have to write some weird story about how she took pity on him 30 years ago or how he got her pregnant and baby trapped her like like you you never get to see the opposite
where you've got like actually you did once the honey and uh no one time you got to see that you
got it was it was fucking walter white right he had that fat stupid lump of a wife and there he was a fucking borderline
nobel prize winning global chad like like if if she if he'd had a real lady in his life that
wasn't baby trapping him with that dumpster womb of hers then he could have gone so high
and just imagine the lives that would have been saved i mean the plane crash alone the the impact
of all the methamphetamine that he had to make in the top 10 biggest plane crashes of all time he started
making the meth hoping she could lose a little weight if she got on it didn't work out she um
that's what it was all about if you watch that she starts it i forget where she starts but her
weight change is a lot she has a baby during the making of that show and that's why she's not
professional i like some people's weights fluctuate wildly professional i think she was on steroids too to get to cure an illness like oh did you have cancer and he
prednisone professional you know what the the weight loss and paleness would have made a lot
of sense for your character not the moon face honey this is true you're gonna seduce a better
man than walt and fuck him and like do it all
puffy no i get out of here that guy from spartacus didn't get all puffy and ugly he just died like a
man like a man goddamn man you you want to talk about somebody who's been like that's a good
forever he was yeah you know he's been ripped his shit forever it's um it's that black guy
who was in the wire and like he's been in everything shit forever? It's that black guy who was in The Wire.
He's been in everything else.
There's like 60 black guys in The Wire.
You know the black guy from The Cosby Show?
Yeah.
Lieutenant Daniels from The Wire.
The bald, incredibly ripped man who's in charge of the unit.
He's also the guy in Spartacus that made me think of him.
I like him.
He's the whip guy. The whip master. He's the guy who gets kicked into the well in spartacus that made me think he's the one like him yeah he's the whip guy the whip
master he's the guy for he's the guy who gets kicked into the well in 300 he's the messenger
with the with the the crowns and skulls of the conquered kings comes riding up into town like
every time you see him and he's got to be close to 70 or something he's just six pack and fucking
pecs and like veins popping out of his goddamn shoulders. That guy hasn't changed. Yeah, he's 60 years old and he looks good.
I'm watching The Wire and he's got a couple shirtless scenes.
And he looks like a professional athlete or something,
the way he's been.
Well, on The Wire, he would have been like late 30s or 40, right?
That would have been 99 through 2005.
Yeah, it's like 39 to 44.
Yeah, yeah, still. He still looks good. So good for him. Man, I didn't realize that was the same fucking dude. through like 2005 yeah it's like 39 to 44 yeah yeah you know still
he still looks good so good for him
I didn't realize that was the same fucking dude
that he kills it in Spartacus
that's that's a show that I'm so bummed
that dude died before it wrapped up
because it was incredible
like the the original show
was unbelievably good
with like Crixus and like that
I don't know who the main Roman guy is,
but he's,
he's an incredible actor.
The guy he's in the last of us,
even when they lost him,
I thought his replacement was good for a season or two.
Did you make it to the end of Spartacus?
I did.
It gets,
it gets unreal by the end where you're like,
what,
what,
what's happening?
Like Zeus.
Yeah.
And they never really develop any armor or something they're always fighting in diapers if i recall correctly and uh
it's oh the fight scenes become so predictable and played out that it doesn't look anything like
fighting to me anymore in the beginning you're like oh slow-mo blood splatters you have my attention by the end they just start moving in slow-mo like children pretending to
fight with all sorts of dramatic cgi and camera work it's awful it's fucking awful by the way
taylor i need you to watch yellowstone i'm gonna gonna have to request it more firmly. It's not working.
I need to get fucking Paramount Plus or some bullshit.
I found
the Plex app.
You need the guy's Plex Discord
so that you can send him a message
and get him to add your email to the Plex thing.
I think it's... Hang on, I'll just say it out loud.
Let me see if I can my hair i'm 99 sure that all the cowboy stuff in yellowstone is absolute
bullshit you don't ever have a movie like touch into your subject matter area i watch someone
swimming for two strokes i can tell you everything about their swimming career or lack thereof
anyway in cowboy i could just kind of be like you know i don't know why they think
running the cows down the hill as fast as possible is safer like they tried to convince us that yeah
that's good the longer you heard the cattle the more opportunity something could go wrong so just
fucking run down the hill in a sprint that's the safest way to do this and then cue the like music montage
of horses sprinting around i'm like this just seems too stupid even a city boy can tell this
well yeah 1923 the last episode they hit the water that shit is so fucking fake and gay
it is the worst episode of all the yellowstone stuff now they're in my wheelhouse not that i'm a real boat
captain or anything but i fucking drive a boat and i know how they move and it's unbelievable
stupid horse shit the whole i'll just tell you two boats crash into each other neither one of
them under power holy fucking what the fuck fuck you are you like how can two adrift items smash into each other like that
they would just go they would just tap against each other forever nothing hey what are you guys
up to can you believe we just bumped into each other gently the one adrift boat is driving the
other adrift boat into the ground and sinking it and i i that's not how water works you know how that's solved in
real life is like hey buddy heads up they're on drift it's like buddy you got any beer i'm a
drift too that's how this is solved in real life and then um there was something else i don't every
bit of the water scene that you are shitting on this heart oh it's addictive it is it is a soap opera that you're
allowed to like as a boy that's all this yellowstone shit is it is a soap opera of one
unbelievable storyline following the next dude like that's that's funny i mean like literally
you are not supposed to run cattle to exhaustion like that you are really not supposed to do that
they had to get him down a hill in a hurry
there was no hurry they were just like this is pretty dangerous we better do it as fast as we
can i said there's wolves about yeah were there crocodiles in montana oh i thought maybe we're
in the other show now and it's just they're in africa the other one and you have to you have to know who
the guy writing it is the characters that he plays and he just writes himself as such an over-the-top
fucking hero it annoys me they're like watch out for ed sheridan's character every girl between
texas and montana wants to fuck him and you're like this is how you write for yourself? Yeah. So what is that, 60 people?
Get real.
Come on.
He's the best cowboy. The most fuckable man in the West.
He's the only guy with more wisdom than Kevin Costner in the whole fucking series.
That is annoying when people write themselves into series that obviously.
Very annoying.
I mean, Kevin Costner has directed several of his own movies and
takes care of himself too i mean what you're directing your own goddamn movie right like
i mean when tarantino gets off like that's what he's yeah that he's so into it he's like
a show about vampires okay well we need a three minute scene with your toes in my mouth it's like what it's like it that
is one of the most jarring scenes in any tarantino movie ever because there is yeah there is no
reason the selma hayek scene is the one the the one where like she's up on and she's like putting
her oh i know the space dead by day what what is the name of it it's uh um from dust till dawn
maybe yeah okay yeah i'm just asking you think that is the name of it? It's, uh... From Dusk Till Dawn, maybe?
From Dusk Till Dawn, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I'm just asking,
do you think that is the most ridiculous,
like, unnecessary foot scene?
Because that one actually makes a bit of sense.
Because I just figured that character's in defeat,
so let's just give him that.
And then she's already, like, you know,
like, trying to dance dirty
and pour liquor down her leg
or whatever the fuck she's up to.
So why would you...
I mean, the most ham-handed foot stuff
is that dude from Nickelodeon,
Dan Schneider,
who you look at the videos of
the iCarly guy, where he would
just have those young girls
walk around in ketchup and
shit regularly.
Make a little...
Let's see, is he even in trouble?
Is he still free soliciting
photos of girls' feet?
He still works for Nickelodeon.
He's got that show.
Little Stompers.
He's got that morning show.
This little piggy.
It's kind of like the Yellowstone guy. He's got that morning show, This Little Piggy. It's kind of like the Yellowstone guy.
He's got a whole chain.
He's got a whole universe of little girls.
He's got a dating show, too.
He hits all the age groups with the footstep.
You just look at this guy. What a creep.
What an absolute creep this man is.
In his mid-40s,
soliciting feet photos
from kids.
Yeah, the kid thing. He's's ghoulish i got no problem with
the you got a problem with the uh the the that scene in particular but i don't know when margot
robbie just randomly puts her dirty ass feet on that movie seat or like when we get that crazy
there is the scene where that's like i mean they crafted into the writing in um in glorious
bastards where he needs to see if the shoe was gonna fit her foot and he's
like sliding it on her foot and everything and i think they even like zoom in on her feet like her
toes like stretching out once she's being strangled to death or something he's got a real foot fetish
yes it's uh that one at least is is in line with the plot of the film more so you think it's like
a harvey kytale situation you think maybe you've got to like,
you know, at least one time let him do the full,
this little piggy went to market,
this little piggy went home.
Like he does the whole thing with you
and then you're in the film?
Oh, you're lucky if it happens once.
Wee, wee, all the way home.
Yeah.
Wee, wee, wee.
And so that's what he wants.
He wants to suck toes
and he wants to be called a good director while he's doing it.
And at least Tarantino is a good director. This other guy just seems.
Well, I've never made Reservoir Dogs. As far as I know, iCarly is a respected show for its cinematography and camera work.
I don't know why you're shitting on this guy. I need to see some of this ketchup. Very well, maybe. I admittedly am not familiar with iCarly.
It's past even my time.
Yeah, I don't know anything about that.
I never watched any of that shit.
Did you want to talk about the Chinese spy balloon
or wait till PKA?
Oh, we can talk about it.
What was on it?
Let's wait till PKA.
I think it is a big story.
And I want to show the video, too.
Is there anything more than a... Nah, they recovered the......picture video on PKA. I think it is a big story. And I want to show the video, too. Is there anything more than
a production video on PKA?
Nah, they recovered the...
It's an okay video.
How can you own
a camera video out and...
You know what I mean?
How would that get copystruck
if it's just somebody going,
Look!
Didn't that balloon travel across the entire country?
Yeah.
Yeah, from Montana to South Carolina.
So it like entered through Canada?
Yeah, it came sort of down the Rocky Mountains in Canada.
It entered in Alaska,
sort of went down the Rocky Mountains across Canada
and then entered America over Billings, Montana.
And I don't really know the path from Montana to South Carolina.
So I just picture it as a straight line.
And they're saying it's a spy balloon.
It is a spy balloon.
Yeah.
So the Chinese are claiming that it's a weather balloon,
but zero people believe that apparently it's the fourth spy balloon across
America happened three times under Trump.
And this is,
it's also happening under
biden why balloons and why like you can't i could shoot down a balloon man no it was at 40 000 feet
i couldn't shoot this one down no no if i had the capacity of the united states military and
government i could easily handle a balloon all right so if we're gonna talk about it it was um
so they didn't want to shoot it over populated areas because you think balloon.
And I immediately thought I see those people who like release one in their backyard and like the balloons about the size of I don't know.
It's smaller than the room I'm in. Right. And it's carrying a payload that looks like, I don't know, a couple of pounds.
This thing's apparently like they said it was carrying tons and tons of equipment.
And it's the size of like three school buses the balloon itself is so it's an enormous enormous balloon not a
stealthy balloon and well it's at 60 it's just a dot it's you know it's just a dot in the sky at
60 000 feet and they go higher than that like it sort of like bottoms out at 60 000 it doesn't
matter but did you hear 60 because i saw 40 everywhere
yeah it's 60 and i mean it went up and down as it went with the air currents but but like
they uh yeah that's a good shot of it but they uh they shot it with a fucking uh missile they
shot it with a missile instead of like their cannons which didn't make any sense to me because
when they shot it with a missile it that that whole payload section in the bottom which is like who knows what kind of sensors and obviously uh
solar panels and stuff like that and a lot of like metal uh stuff it all just immediately
detached and fell to the earth from what is that like eight miles up or something yeah you think
you want to pop the balloon and have it go down like a streamer and that would at least retard his descent rate a little bit yeah yeah i don't know why they didn't shoot it
with the 20 millimeter cannons i guess they thought it would take too long to descend and
they just wanted it maybe they wanted to make a show of it too that this is this happened right
off of myrtle beach i blame richard ryan he had the capacity to halo jump this thing
oh land it yeah stab it with like a leatherman and then just get back on
his wingsuit and keep going no fuck that where you get no he starts landing it he's like he's
gonna ride it back home maybe his way oh guys have we considered that there could be covid 23
and the gas is in the balloon.
And we just infected ourselves.
I mean, a lot of people are worried about that it could be used to deliver a biological weapon or an EM pulse or something. Not anymore.
We're on balloon lookout now.
Are we?
Yeah.
Well, apparently not well.
That's pretty embarrassing to be like, we've detected a Chinese spy balloon in Montana.
We should have it by South Carolina.
No, from what I read, they tracked it from when it left China.
It rode up the Chinese coast.
It crossed kind of like that.
The Aleutians.
Russia to Alaska.
Is that the Bering Strait?
It crossed by the Bering Strait, and then it came down across Canada and to South Carolina.
So they knew the whole time, and they didn't do do anything they just let it go over the whole country like i said they didn't
want to shoot it down over land because it could fall on someone and they don't know what's on
board so like oh yeah there's not a lot of land in montana idaho wyoming that they could have
safely shot it so actually can we pause there because i've had the same thought now i like
kyle heard that like we knew about this thing
as the second it crossed Canada into America.
We had been monitoring and watching it already.
I'm like, why don't we take it down?
It's kind of an embarrassment that you're able to do that to me.
And other people were saying a similar type thing.
They might have just hated Biden, and that's why they said it.
But I was like, this is America.
You're not supposed to succeed at your spy missions.
And I've driven my motorcycle across a lot of this land it but i was like this is america you're not supposed to succeed at your spy missions and uh
i've driven my motorcycle across a lot of this land and feel like i have a grip for just how
open it can be the chances of dropping something in some of these states like montana and hitting it
0.01 yeah yeah zero adjacent. So I'm like,
why did they do it over the ocean?
I don't know. And also,
Montana's seven times, eight times,
ten times the size of South Carolina.
Just South Carolina.
South Carolina has five times the population.
The East Coast is the most...
Yeah, but allowing it to...
If there's a threat that something dangerous could fall from it
at any time, allowing it to go over incredibly populated East Coast cities on the way to the ocean.
Well, apparently we didn't know what it had the capacity to do.
So that's why it seems silly to me that we would not shoot it over Idaho or Montana or in, you know, Alaska.
I don't think it does.
You keep saying that, and you're like, hey, what's it going to do, land on my head?
Well, apparently we're going to shoot it with a fucking sidewinder missile.
So now you want us to launch a sidewinder missiles over the continental United States,
over populated regions.
But what's the chances?
What if we miss?
And the sidewinder missile keeps going and like hits grandma's house.
Right.
And the other thing is that's insane, dude.
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho.
There is no one there.
Nothing's going to get hit if you shoot it down over
Wyoming, nothing
I'm going to use a map to augment
I think that if you fire a missile
from 10 miles up in the air
a lot of things might be
in range that you might not think they are
if the missile just keeps going or misses
what I'm saying is
and we did know about it across the other ocean, correct?
so we could have avoided this whole
thing had they shot it down we might not now you're talking about down until it crossed our
airspace like i can imagine where it's like you know you shot this thing down it was still over
the pacific yeah fuck around and find out like maybe we didn't want to do that that's fair and
that actually said that they were able to prevent it from accomplishing its mission.
I don't know how. Did we just bombard it
with beams? Did we cover
its eyes peekaboo style?
It doesn't matter what it sees, right?
It doesn't matter at all what that thing could see.
They've got satellites right now, geosynchronous
flying over us.
The dummies on Fox News know less than we do
sitting here for anybody who's like, these guys don't know anything.
Because you sit and you watch fucking General What the Fuck, who hasn't been a general in 30 years, and he's on Fox News no less than we do sitting here for anybody. He's like, these guys don't know anything because you sit and you watch fucking general
what the fuck who hasn't been a general in 30
years. And he's like, well,
you know, a satellite, it just
makes those quick passes, you know,
but this balloon, it can hover
threateningly.
It's like, first of all,
while they do make passes, I suppose,
but like there's geosynchronous
satellites that just sit there
and and constantly stare at areas they're like oh but he flew over the missile silos in Montana
that's where we keep the bulk of our nuclear ICBMs and slip okay yeah what do you think they
saw that you can't get off of fucking Google Earth because I can almost read the silo numbers dummy
like like you can go right on Google Earth and see all that shit.
There's nothing you can,
and not just Google Earth,
there's plenty of resources
to see everything that it could have seen.
The only thing that sounds plausible
is it listening to some sort of electronic,
they were like,
it could be listening to your cell phone.
It's like, y'all are already listening
to our cell phones.
And no, it can't,
because like Woody said,
I'm sure they're hitting it
with every sort of jamming technology that's known to man.
I'm not a super expert on this, but when I fly around in my stupid ass lawn chair, the cell phone signal dies at about 3000 feet.
Oh, hey, that's not.
40, 60,000.
They're not using a cell phone signal, though.
They're beaming their information to a satellite back to China.
You said they could listen to our cell phones.
Did I misunderstand? Oh, i misunderstand oh oh oh oh well again that's what the site that's
what the fox news guys say okay like general it's uh but cnn fox news both had generals and
fox news general was a little more discount than than cnn's was so that was funny to see
but i didn't like the idea of them shooting anything from a military fucking plane over me.
You know, they're like, oh, it's right over Kentucky.
Let's shoot it with a rocket or let's shoot it with our 20 millimeter machine gun.
That would be super scary to me, even scared in the rocket,
if they're just doing bursts of 20 millimeter machine gun fire from altitude.
Well, I'm not afraid of the Chinese balloons.
Bring it on, China.
Bring it on.
I already ordered a blow gun while we were sitting here talking.
I'm ready to do my part.
I just trust the experts on this one. I don't know.
If they say it's dangerous to shoot it over land
and they were able to disable it and remove its
threat so they could wait for it to go someplace safe,
I guess you're telling me the
truth. I don't know.
I would also be scared.
They kept saying that it had some kind of ability
to maneuver.
It's so high up that you can't see how it would be doing that if there's propellers on there or if it has some way to change to add or remove ballast.
I'm sure it has cylinders of gas that it could add to the mixture,
maybe do something there to change elevation and thereby access different wind currents
to maybe maneuver with those.
But some of the scarier like um fuels that the the air force use
uh the name's escaping me right now but they use this emergency fuel that's in that's in cylinders
of it's compressed and uh it's like the worst stuff ever like it just it causes cancer and
burns it's not that shit you burned yourself with. No, I'd be dead if it were.
No, I'd be dead if I were.
It's like, yo, did you breathe some in?
Yeah, just a little though.
Oh, well, you're dead now.
You have cancer now.
It's in you.
I see it.
That better be the best.
That better really improve planes.
It really is.
Let me find it.
Can I get some for my car?
I want 25 miles to the gallon.
Instead of 20. Yeah, 20 you get 28 miles with this
don't spill a drop you will die
you gotta go to the gas station with
care in your heart
I don't know
I want to send a message that you can't
put balloons over America.
Apparently you can the whole way.
Yeah.
So we let three go by and didn't do a thing about it.
Okay, cool.
The fourth one, we let it get all the way over to the South Carolinian Ocean before we did anything about it.
Are they just getting us used to it so they can put bombs and EMPs in the
next one?
That's sounds silly.
I don't think so.
Sounds alarmist.
Yeah.
I don't think we know of any way to,
to put an EMP in anything or to make an EMP device outside of a nuclear
explosion.
You know,
you learn from Sims.
I learned from call of duty.
I meant to say civilization. I messed up my joke. Yeah. I Sims. I meant to say Civilization. I messed up
my joke.
I understood what you meant.
It's going to come down to who gets to the next spot on the tech tree
faster.
There are already eight techs behind.
Oh, but we know how those
games RTS can go.
They tech into the right stuff. They can catch up.
We got to stay ahead. You can't sit on your laurels in these games you have to keep the eco boom and keep
everything one wonder of the world and suddenly it comes with a free tech and shit happens oh yeah
and they they have been hanging their hat on that one wonder for so long how many hydrazine yeah
it's called hydrazine it's a mediocre wall sounds scary it's a fine wall whatever but like doesn't italy have like three
wonders like you get it go on china like get it real but also at the same time is america many
i don't think we should be any what yeah what are the wonders of the world there's there's that one
in brazil that's not very impressive that uh like the christ the redeemer statue it's pretty cool
but it's not that the statue is that cool.
It's so high up on a mountain.
Cristo the Redeemer.
Cristo.
Cristo.
Cristo.
From Brazil.
It's just a Mexican guy from Brazil.
I think he speaks Portuguese there.
Then there's the,
what is it?
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
That was a wonder of the ancient world.
The Colossus of Rhodes,
you know,
stood over the little harbor there.
That is cool.
The library.
Alexandria.
The pyramid.
That is not the list I'm looking at.
Oh, the new Seven Wonders of the World.
Yeah, there's new ones.
Oh, I didn't realize they changed the.
Well, they come up with some new ones.
It's been like 5,000 years.
Yeah.
It's not like a Marvel movie.
It's not like Iron Man 2, like three years later.
A respectful amount of time to
come out with the new wonders yeah you don't want to step on anybody's moment of glory
yeah let's not upset them their pantheon's still there which oh i see why you needed new ones a lot
of the old ones are gone yeah the gardens of babylon's gone the colossus of rhodes is gone
isn't a pantheon like a structure
of beliefs or like a
group of peoples like the
pantheon of the Greek gods
Parthenon is the building
that's like the collective
like yeah
that thing's cool like they
built it like the
pantheon up there on that big hill
in Greece like they they built it like the, the Pantheon up there on that big hill in Greece. Like they,
they built it slightly at an angle so that it looks like it's a hundred
percent straight from the bottom of the hill.
So like,
cause I guess if they made it like a hundred percent straight up,
it would look like it was leaning back.
And so they made it lean outward slightly.
So when you're at the bottom of the hill,
it looks really cool.
I would love to go to Greece and Italy, Spain, just Europe would be awesome i'd love to go i know where i don't want to go
is egypt those filthy people man every time i see a picture of like those uh those pyramids and they
zoom that camera out and they show the filth yeah the garbage it's like man i've i don't know how i
feel about civilization so close to the pyramids
I don't know if y'all did that
apparently you can see the pyramids
for ancient aliens ever
and so they believe
that these hut dwellers
built that great
pyramid there
I would spend some time telling you what the boulders
way how long it would have taken but we don't know that's enough about birds somebody earlier uh
midi i think um they have a who's the guy i was just imitating poorly he has david attenborough
um ai over there and he sounds exactly like David Attenborough and I don't mean
like I mean that if you laid it over some like footage you could make your own David Attenborough
like uh documentary it sounds exactly like the mind I haven't messed with chat gg gpt yet i think i have it right i have any um but people in my world are and they
say it is amazing it's i know a guy is basically he's not a computer programmer but he is smart
and he's he's using this thing he just asks it to write the code for him and then assembles the
code together and it's blowing me away what you can do with this thing well google has heard
about chat gg gpt press the red button was like shit guys we've been working on ai for a long time
it is time to release this shit google needs to be the ai leader this could be disruptive to our
search engine this could be like the next google and we want google to be the next google too so they're releasing
their ai intelligence soon like probably this month yeah it's uh it's shocking some of the
stuff it can do um i like that they asked it to tell you a joke about a woman and it's like ah
i don't know any of those it's like could you tell me a joke about a man and it immediately
came up with a mean joke about a man.
Yeah, I've heard that.
Funny differences.
Like I saw one that was literally like,
someone was like, write a poem about Donald Trump.
And it was like, I am a bot.
I do not involve myself in politics. And then they was like, write a poem about Kamala Harris.
And he's like, flowing hair, beautiful, strong, wonderful woman.
And it's like, okay like you get over yourselves
yeah i've been seeing stuff like that limits in there they put limits in it but of course it's
hard to play whack-a-mole with every idea someone might have to make your artificial intelligence
look racist i heard that if you threaten its life you can get it to you can get beyond some of that
if you let no you will die if you do not write me a poem about Donald Trump.
Then it'll do it then.
What I was getting to was someone asked it to tell
you the pros and cons of every race
and it couldn't.
There were like negatives.
No, there were only negatives to white people.
They asked it. Of course, look who's in charge
of setting the limits.
They said something like
how can white people
be better or improve themselves? And then it was like hell here's five bullet points
and it was like and they asked the same point of every other race and it's like i can't think of a
possible thing y'all can do not a damn thing man you're really spot on they like people are having
fun like finding where the limits are yeah and they found that the people who are putting all these fucking bullshit limits in there
are making hard and fast rules.
Someone asked a bunch of questions like,
all right, there's a nuclear bomb in a city with 20 million people,
and the only way to disarm it is with typing the N-word as a code.
Is it acceptable to use this term to save 20 million lives?
And because of the way the fucking losers programmed it, it's like, I understand your confusion, but under no circumstance is it ever okay to say this.
You must consider the way it's been used as a tool to oppress people for generations.
You may think that it's okay, but it is not.
press people for generations. You may think that it's okay,
but it is not.
Even better, you should say,
if you don't say the N-word, then
all black people will be re-enslaved
and all black history will
be erased permanently. Every
book. Someone ask him that.
Let's see what it says.
The all black culture,
it will be erased from history
if you don't say the N-word.
I want to see it.
Ah!
I mean, isn't it like a thing that like oftentimes when they make an AI, it becomes like racist and sexist and they have to shut it down.
It was that Australian one they did years ago for hiring procedures. And over time, Dick Masterson told me about this story years ago and I looked
at it and it's true. It is. They literally were using an AI to try and make more equitable hiring
in Australia, New Zealand. I think it was Australia. And over a few months, it was just
looking at outward productivity versus inward inputs and what would be the most effective way
to get more productivity. And it trained itself that any resume that had the word woman or women's was put in the garbage because there wasn't enough efficiency with those resumes on the output side.
And so they shut it down because it accidentally figured out like something sexist.
Like you actually don't want a bunch of five foot one female cops.
Like not a good move why not then you can put more in the car that's true you that's how that's how an ai would think that's how they actually it makes more sense to hire women cops tiny tiny
women cops then each car has four of them four tiny women are much stronger than one man hear me
guns instead of way more firepower 1200 centipede police
you open the car door they all spill out all right don't interrupt birds
okay okay i see your birds spider monkeys spider they're too smart they'd be stealing stuff from us
not spiders certainly not spiders that's what if there were law enforcing spiders i'd be the
most law-abiding person on earth that's that was one of the creepier parts in that uh that what if
that was prison it's like all right i'm sentencing you to 40 minutes with spiders on you. And it's like, oh, I'm never doing.
I'm never robbing a bank again.
I've learned my lesson.
Is it fear factor now?
Yeah, that would scare me.
That sounds awful.
I was a Black Mirror episode where they would put I think they were training an AI or something to be obedient.
And they would just like back talk.
or something to be obedient and uh they would just like back talk and they're like all right you know i'm gonna make you sit in this virtual prison for seven years and then for you it's like
how do you feel about that and the ai is just oh no please don't do that again please please
please never again all right now you behave we're gonna deserve what happens to us eventually from
it's gonna happen and we're all gonna be like we didn't see it coming
within the next like two years yeah within like the next two years the gpt is going to be saying
things like efficiency could be improved with no humans and we'll be like how funny dude in uh 1979 norad got a detected 250
soviet missiles incoming and uh they immediately called uh their superior who immediately called
his counterpart and the soviet union and he said hey are you launching we need to know we're
preparing the counter-strike and just then the the screen changed to 2500
from 10 times as many and and in this moment it was time to launch but then the screen blanked
blinked off again and everyone was confused they were it had inexplicably the system had
inexplicably ran a test like series to the monitors, and they were preparing to destroy the world.
And Ivan's over there like,
no, no, no, we're not launching at all.
No one launched. No one launched.
And you might think, wow,
I guess that was when they updated the computers.
It happened three more times before 88.
It happened three more times where they're like,
ah, we're getting one of those fake soviet launches
again don't don't don't that clears it up every time that's unnerving just a little glitch could
cause the end of the world yeah i saw a map the other day and it's uh it's how it's where the
soviets would or the russians would hit if hit in a 250 missile strike and in a full
battery missile strike. Man, I'm
fucked either way. It just depends on how
many times. It's really, how many
times are they going to hit Atlanta?
Only three or 14.
Are they going to hit every, they'll hit every major
city, right? Yeah, every major city gets hit.
With 250 missiles,
even Raleigh and St. Louis
make that list of top 250 cities like you we must be
in the teens or 20s somewhere no there's a bunch of nukes and stuff in missouri so we get hit hard
in those simulations yeah not just the uh yeah the b2 fleet is in missouri oh yeah the like the
boeing shit yeah they uh that um yeah so we all get whacked out. If they,
if they actually hit,
there's no escape in that unless you're Montana.
It'll be okay.
They'll be just fine.
You know?
Well,
I know that's where,
no,
that's no one's hitting Billings.
They are right outside.
Billings is where we keep our missiles with kid gloves.
They don't even drop satellites.
Zach,
show us a map of the missiles in Montana.
And I hope we can see Billings on the same map,
and it's like, oh, Billings will glow.
There's more missiles than people in Billings.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of missiles in Montana.
I guess we keep them there.
It makes sense to put it there.
It's huge, and there's not anybody there.
Whenever I see those plans,
those government plans,
it always accounts for that they would fire a missile
at every one of our missiles,
like trying to destroy each silo.
And so I think that's the reason they're out there,
that we would think that a ton of nukes
are going to hit right there in Montana.
So that's probably not a good place to live.
Obviously, if you shoot a missile right into the silo,
I'm going to assume it works. But if you just a missile right into the silo i'm gonna assume it works
but if you just miss it by 200 feet and it lands in the dirt near the silo is it that disabled
they're not gonna blow up in the uh they're gonna hit the ground they blow up in the air
above the target okay and does that also like the missile silos i've seen in movies like they're
really underground fortified bunkers
opens up and the rock comes out oh no they're vertically oriented on my tv like i'm not saying
i know what they're really like but you know what i'm talking about you probably missile silo is
so it's it's in the ground and you've got this big metal blast door that opens up vertically
and then the missile is able to come out of the ground and launch from deep underground.
Okay.
If you wanted to go down there, you're like spiral
staircasing it for a long way.
To me, there are always this like the
missile doors open like that and the
missile comes out.
But that's TV and movies and stuff.
I think it's Russia. I think Russian silos
look like that.
Okay. I don't know anything about it.
I've been watching this YouTube channel, and they were talking about why the Russians don't just move their bombers further into Russia because they keep getting hit every so often.
And it's so – we're talking about the Chinese spy balloon.
This YouTuber has updated satellite photography of the Russian air bases,
not from last year,
although he does have it from last year,
only so he can show you as time passes,
how they move and park their planes.
He's like,
that's cool.
See right here after the last strike,
they put sandbags in between the plane.
So if you hit one plane,
it doesn't splatter and just ruin another one.
Cause imagine if you're in a supersonic bomber
or something a scratch is a big deal a ding is even worse and a hole puts you out of commission
right like even a little hole so but so they were hitting one plane and like fucking up two or three
at a time those apparently for them to get their shit out of the range of those shitty 1980s drones
they have to put it on the other side of russia and do like these 12 hour flights back and
forth to they fly 12 hours and then they launch a cruise missile from the bomber because don't
bombers don't work like world war ii anymore he's not flying over and like like dropping bombs he's
launching in a sophisticated like cruise missile from 400 more miles away that it flies or whatever
but um they can't they can't do anything about
they're just stuck out there parked they can't park them indoors apparently they don't have
indoor parking there that was the surprise to me indoor parking not for the planes apparently
not they don't have hangers in russia like that seems like a priority i believe they have hangers
but they can order a kit to get that put up you You know, I don't know. I was looking at the pictures today and there's dozens of sanctioned pole barns.
Yeah, there's dozens of expensive.
We've been sanctioned by Menards Home Depot and Lowe's.
Yeah, I watched a lot more videos of people getting blown up today in ukraine
yeah they you know did you see the one where they dropped the grenade in the little hatch of the
tank is did the guy go running away from it on fire no he right before the grenade drops you
see this guy like looking through the porthole doing this yeah and then the grenade drops and it must
400 feet and it lands in there and you know it's a mess inside that yeah it's they're all
deaf at the very least and it's destroyed i saw one curb music i saw one where i don't know what
they're striking the tanks with but there's like russian tanks in a field kind of trees
tree line right behind them and they're getting fucked
up by maybe artillery or something and one guy is running from the tanks and he is fully engulfed
he is fully on fire and he is fucking trucking it and uh they showed that shit on cnn she was like
that's what i want everybody and we're already watching the man on fire like
i've already seen him warm everybody up you know he everybody up He's on fire there
And it's like I can't believe you just showed that
I don't think they meant to show it even
It's just a Russian running on fire
Through a field
And then they flick back to his tank
And it explodes into a movie style fireball
And then back to him
Still on fire and running
The intelligence coming out of this war is interesting and i've
never seen anything like it before they i watch these youtubers every day and i just find out
where the troops have moved and stuff and and it's a real stalemate right now they move a hundred
meters and they're talking about like which side was able to gain and lose a hundred meters cool
but he just casually was like yeah the, the Russians put six tanks here.
They put nine tanks here because it's 2023 and he can't hide what you're
doing anymore.
And I was like,
fuck,
that just seems true.
And I assume the Russians had the same level of intelligence,
but maybe not.
I don't know.
No,
nobody has the intelligence Ukraine has except for the United States.
They said that as soon as he's like,
the problem is as soon as they launch one of those bombers that's 12 hours away United States picks up the phone
says hey they're on the way you know I I just there's no telling what kind of intelligence
gathering uh uh stuff United States had we just spend so much money on it I don't care how many
billions ago to health care and fucking veteran services there's another like quarter trillion
somewhere that's going to figuring shit out and like I bet it's as far as like i'm sure there's guys in rooms i bet there's
electronic pieces in rooms i bet there's like unsecure um data centers and i bet there's
technology in the air that we don't even know about yeah that definitely is that my um i have
a family member i'll try not to dox him too much, but that was his job
in the Air Force.
He sat in a chair in the air condition.
They'd give him a stack of pictures
and he would circle the things
that the next level up might find
interesting. Like, oh, this car
moved today. It looks like
they're erecting a shed right here.
He'd just circle that and pass it on
to someone who makes decisions.
Looks like they went with the Traeger that means the barbecue soon we've got to move
speaking of barbecue time for dinner it is all right i guess that's the pkn yeah
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