Painkiller Already - PKN 444

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 PKN 444. Hey, boys. How's it going? Going well. Last of Us. We were all talking about that just now. Are you guys still as in on the show as you were? I am, but I've talked to some people who are fading out. There was that one kind of lackluster episode. Well, I'm wondering for anybody who thinks it's fading out,
Starting point is 00:00:24 what do you want from the show? Because it's possible that some people might be watching this show and not know exactly what they're getting into yet this is going to be a character driven thing it's clearly about ellie and joel like like that is the core of things and so there's going to be this is not going to be a zombie fighting extravaganza it's not going to be big guns joel is not going to be our arnold schwarzenegger it's it's a character thing and so along the way i expect i'll tell you what i don't like if i have a complaint throw up spoilers zach if you don't mind it's how quickly we're moving through time you know because like i'm down for a slow grind i was watching the wire
Starting point is 00:01:02 recently oh my god a whole season will pass. And it's like, yeah, we're still right here in this building. We're all right here in this building, and it's been 10 hours. And rather quickly through this, there's been a couple of jumps. They quickly
Starting point is 00:01:18 went from the gay guy's house with their truck to a quarter way across the country, I would call it. And then now this episode begins another quarter of the way across, not just a quarter way, we're there. We're there. Do you know how far Kansas
Starting point is 00:01:36 City is from Wyoming? Yeah, this episode, I don't know if it started there, but this episode, they quickly were within walking distance. They're going to a university, if this episode, they quickly were within walking distance. They're going to a university, if I recall. And they were in walking distance of the university. A long hike, but there.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Well, not the university, but they started within walking distance, it seemed, maybe a day or two, of the big communist commune. And from there, there's this other trip to get to the the the university that they then subsequently made that they made in 15 seconds of show we don't know right we don't know show time day or like right but i'm measuring it by show time because you're saying how quickly they moved along oh i think but a boom we're there now yeah they went from the... They were like, here's the scene. Horse butts go into the woods. Next scene, horse heads emerge to the university. There you go.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Yeah, yeah. For all intents and purposes, they walked through a portal and they were there. Yeah. Lord of the Rings showed more of the walk. It's important. I was just thinking about Lord of the Rings. It sets the grandeur. Yeah, that walking is important. They're earning.
Starting point is 00:02:48 When they get there and they're thirsty, you're like, I bet. I bet, motherfucker. I would have made it as far as you did. I find that kind of storytelling difficult, right? Let's say I wanted to tell you a story of something that was very frustrating and hard for me to endure. a story of something that was very frustrating and hard for me to endure. If I give you each one of those details, now I have a story that is also frustrating and hard to endure. I have to somehow communicate how painful it was without putting you in pain. Back to Last of Us, they have to somehow tell us that this was an arduous journey without watching it also being an arduous
Starting point is 00:03:23 journey. And that's tricky to pull off. They don't have to. That's my point. I wish that they had, I wish they'd slowed things down. Like maybe they had no way of knowing this was going to be a breakout hit. And so I think that the, the, the story,
Starting point is 00:03:36 the way they've written the first season is sort of like, maybe we will, maybe we won't kind of thing. Like we got to get this thing moving along. Cause if again they filmed this months and months ago maybe a year ago i don't know yeah so it's not like i always had this this thing when we were watching gamer thrones and i think a lot of people do and it's stupid to think this way but it's like oh they better get their shit together next week dude
Starting point is 00:03:58 they filmed that so long ago like their shit isn't a big pile and it's either going to be together to not to your liking and i feel like they kind of put things in kind of a all right we'll move the story along and maybe people hate the gay thing but we'll move them along to the snow everybody loves snow it's beautiful out here we'll do our money they love snow it's true though this guy's the worst producer in Hollywood. What does the producer do? I don't know. There's got to be fucking snow in it. He's got skis and something.
Starting point is 00:04:33 It's fine. I can do it on my own. But as far as the content of the show, I enjoyed the storytelling thus far. I really like this community that they've got. Walking Dead was always, every season, they give you a new community at least one and they showed how hypothetically a certain group of people would use their surroundings etc to create a new a new world for themselves there were these garbage people taylor one season and again it's been like keep in mind it's been
Starting point is 00:05:00 like two five years tops i don't know my lore that well since shit hit the fan. Yeah. They have a new language, Taylor. They sound like Kevin from The Office. Why use many words when few words do trick? They devolved. I remember that was, I think it was the same group of people where Rick starts smiling even though they're surrounded by those buffoons. And somebody goes, why are you smiling, Rick?
Starting point is 00:05:22 He's like, he's there with us now. He already knew he was going to get these stupid buffoons who had their own language to work for him and me rick me strong he killed many morons the way it went down in walking dead is they thought every time they double crossed someone they were like more clever than that other person like taylor let's make a deal kyle let's make a deal and fuck taylor over taylor you know what second chance let's make another deal hey kyle kyle why are you killing all of us because you double crossed us you know this the knives down they end up murdering all of them except their leader in one go because they just
Starting point is 00:06:04 double cross double cross double cross, double cross, double cross. She's an odd looking woman that I couldn't help being mildly attractive to. She's not an attractive woman. She looks like fucking Simple Jack half the time. But for some reason, I was like, yeah, I'd fuck her in the apocalypse. But getting back to our show, they have such an incredibly well-built community like they have walls that are the length of timber which i'm gonna call 30 foot walls they got 30 foot walls and it's and it's what i've always wanted to see frankly i remember i remember thinking i remember thinking back to um game of
Starting point is 00:06:39 thrones when they had those shitty walls and thinking like why haven't they been clearing timber for years and i even then i thought you don't at this point you don't even lay the logs on the down you stand them up because that's because we're going high and sure enough there we are with this incredible wall structure you can see forever you like the walls that much you can not just the walls it's what the walls mean they can see anything approaching from so far. A siege is ensured. They will not run us over no matter what. What if it's bandits? Knock, knock, knock. Nah, you can't come in. They've got society
Starting point is 00:07:11 ensured by the security that that wall provides. And then the whole commune lifestyle. What if they come upon people with fire? Like some other futuristic thing. Dude, England doesn't have electricity and sewage yet. Like, it's insane what they've accomplished that quickly. And so leaving that place made no sense to me.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'll tell you what I was thinking right away. What I was thinking right away was like... No, it did. Here's my thoughts. I'm thinking, first of all, there is no goddamn way that even in our modern times, we could make that girl's resistance to fungi inoculate anything other than maybe joel too well we got one shot out of this like they're never
Starting point is 00:07:51 gonna mass produce and fix everybody it's never gonna happen so get a tattoo over that weird thing on her arm and let's live right here and be communist for the rest of our days that was the plan right there oh you got a period cup fuck yeah life's easy here like come on you got a period cup life's easy you think joel doesn't need like like some fucking arthritis medicine i feel like poor old joe walking around all deaf and rickety now he's all sad all the time which i which you know good for his development but you're i as i was watching it last night i'm like i get you have to take the girl to the lab or whatever but like yeah one week good sleep fill up like you just went from do you know how long it's a multi-day drive from kansas city to wyoming yeah it's like a 20 hour
Starting point is 00:08:38 drive yeah and they're on a horse well they did three months no they didn't do it oh they got the horse there it's way before it took them three months. No, they didn't do it on the horse. They got the horse there. It's way before. It took them three months to make that walk, according to the show. And so stay more than a night was my point. It's like, have some soups. Like, recover, refresh. What I thought was like,
Starting point is 00:08:55 how about you take a week, nothing but shooting practice for little Ellie. And you all have a bunch of big meals and shooting practice and you have a fun time. And then you convince the brother to leave his wife because I haven't come to care about her character. Why did the brother come along? And then the brother can come along with you. They made it this stupid decision where it was like either Joel goes or the brother goes.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And I was like, clearly y'all haven't thought of the other option here where we all go together. Ah, but I've got work. I got a song. I got to look at. It turned out that they were going to the corner store. Was the horse the limitation? I also tried to make sense of that, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I was very upset. If people don't watch the show, we got the spoilers tagged up. Joel is our main character. He's been taking this girl all the way across the country. And then they have another three miles to go, and he's like, I'm not sure i'm the guy for this task my brother should do this instead and girl is like but i'm kind of attached to you everyone leaves me i'm emotionally and trust and
Starting point is 00:09:56 i want you so then the next morning joel decides that she can decide who gets to go with her. And she picks Joel, as expected. Was it just because... Two people and one horse. I get it. Three is a lot for a horse. That horse better have a strong back. They got multiple horses. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah, he just needed his own horse. Like, because... Think about the situation that was admitted to as soon as Joel showed up. Or no, as soon as brother and and Ellie showed up hey hey I was gonna I got up early and I got here to steal this horse I think I would have given it to you well nonetheless I was here to steal the horse and uh couldn't do it so I sat here for 30 minutes here you are look girl you want to come with me we can do this like that was the conversation
Starting point is 00:10:40 so clearly there's enough horses that yeah he could steal one be on his way and then the brother was going to take another horse and take the girl to the place so so the the horse limitation just doesn't work you're right it's just a plot device like plus we're in a communist society no one owns those horses those are literally for everyone there that's what they're there that's not really how communism works whoever's in charge that's how they're coming okay guess who's in charge is it joel's brother it's joel's brother's wife joel brother's wife well that's close enough it's the black lady from true blood if you if no one noticed i haven't seen that that's tara from true blood true blood she was true blood's a very fun show uh vampires and sex you know another point you made that like if they had showed up and it
Starting point is 00:11:25 was like a shitty little campsite and and what's his name uh joel's brother was like i dedicated i promised these people safety i can't leave them now then at least to be like all right get your walls up but he's like he's mid-feudal age he He's protected. He can pop out. He showed them a garden. Mid-feudal age, they had lights and electricity. Yeah, I was more meaning the wall look. They're still blowing horns to announce bad guys. It's a mid-feudal aesthetic. I like to see what happens in these apocalyptic scenarios
Starting point is 00:12:03 because in Walking Dead, there were communities that had solar power. I like to see what happens in these apocalyptic scenarios because like in walking dead, there were communities that had solar power before the world ended. So they had solar power afterwards and it was a really nice start. There were other people who had plans for windmills and that's how they managed it. This place was within close distance of a hydroelectric dam and they just ran power for themselves.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah. Like it. Yeah. That makes sense. I like that. close distance of a hydroelectric dam and they just ran power for themselves. And yeah, like it. Yeah. That makes sense. I like that. Um, I really liked the part where Joel is like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:31 it makes electricity. Don't ask me how it works. I don't know. And like, I wish there were more of that. Like, like my ideal answer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:38 And my ideal show, they'd still be back, not in Boston, but in mass, maybe Massachusetts still like we ain't getting out of a state yet like like it's been it's gonna be a claw to get we may it would it should have taken them another two or three episodes to replace that goddamn truck like like yeah dude have you seen 1888 yet or it might be 1883 i think it's 18. I've seen the prequel with the Doodoo Arrow girl. I have not seen
Starting point is 00:13:05 the Harrison Ford third step. Then you know, in 1883, the way that works is it takes them six episodes to go 30 miles. Then in the last four episodes, they go the other 3,000.
Starting point is 00:13:21 The other 3,000 miles. Yeah. It's like in this show they're like oh pennsylvania so wyoming's neighbor but i think that that's a good sign that it's a really strong show that my main complaint is pacing and that's something that that they can fix next year easily like if i'm the they've already been renewed right and i i would guess that maybe their budget's been increased as well if i'm the producer of this show here's what the producer does they're sitting there going all right everybody get together look this thing's gonna be a smash hit
Starting point is 00:13:53 we could tell we got three more episodes and y'all all know episode nine is our best like they haven't seen what we've got yet next year we're gonna slow things down a little bit we we went so fast because we had to get a broad audience interested in our product and get to that part where the you know we'll receive the unicorn character we had to get to the unicorn um so like maybe next year they'll slow down a little bit that'd be my wish that'd be my wish that they aren't zipping across the country because a big part of the the future would be we're back to those um lewis and clark days of travel we're back to not only is it hard to get from place to place because we're limited to horses but it's all grown up again so like we don't have that interstate highway to just take a clear open path or maybe
Starting point is 00:14:37 that's the most dangerous path there is because that's where these bandits i'm a little disappointed i haven't seen more rapey raiders yet there have been so few raiders and bandits and the ones they've seen have been almost like why i oughta if this was fallout i'd have turned the difficulty up already i i'd have been like i'm gonna need to see some not only what i like my raiding parties to be larger but i need them to be more frequent and more accurate yeah give him a leader fuck i wish that this should be a guy with one eye and a spike on him coming up his head he's got an old you're just going across the world quick scoping him yeah i wish we had a last of us expert on the show because i wonder what's left in terms of plot right as kyle pointed out in what six episodes were already there so where does it go from here? He can't possibly just drop the girl off.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I know the university was empty, but let's say that... What now? He goes to Utah? We don't know if he's going to live yet. Yeah, that's a good point too. The spoilers tag went down. Are there two games? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:43 We don't know anything about last year. Isn't he in both games? I don't know i i don't know i thought that was like that little like like oh is he okay is he not at the end i like of this most recent episode i was like uh you sneak i know there's another game and then i thought about it and i was like i actually don't know like i've watched two shows lately where someone got an injury in that exact area like in the liver and it's just a long slow death that you can't possibly recover from and i'm like oh wait a minute if i learned anything from those other tv shows joel's dead for sure he took a baseball bat shrapnel to the liver that's deadly or at least to the side area to the uh i i'm sure he's
Starting point is 00:16:27 not dead um but my point is they're not going to be zipping anywhere i would guess the next episode is going to be him like recuperating somewhere a little slow plot development because they don't know where because they know where they're going next because because of that map but they've got another dynamic inversion with ellie having to for him, drawing that connection closer. The Walking Dead has an excellent episode just like this, where after, at the beginning of season three, Rick is essentially crippled from
Starting point is 00:16:53 the end of season two. Might have that shifted around a little bit, but he's crippled, and Coral has to look after him for a while. He's beat the fuck up on the couch all bloody, and Coral's like, why couldn't you have done this and that? And he's just like. Coral goes outside and like eats a whole tub of chocolate pudding.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Like it's a can of chocolate pudding. Like they had to like cut the lid off of. And it was clearly made for a restaurant to like serve into a. Fuck him for that. That's like that's akin to murder in a survival scenario well anyway i i would imagine that maybe ellie's going to be looking after joel like that next uh next episode i like the show a lot i really like the little girl i think she's an excellent actress she's not even a little girl she's like 20 or something 22
Starting point is 00:17:38 maybe i'm glad you said that because i was about to say it too i she is killing it in that role she does a nice job of acting well because she's not actually 13 but occasionally having that 13 year old energy where she's excited about a thing that's stupid yeah comic book or rapid fire questions and stuff like that yeah i like her foul mouth yes i do too i i i don't know i it. I like that she isn't so clean. She feels like a real person. She feels like a real person because she'll just be like, she'll react to something rather than sort of all the other characters. And, you know, they're thinking about things and then speaking.
Starting point is 00:18:16 And she's just like, holy shit, you got one of those? Can I play with it? She doesn't care what anybody thinks. She's a child. So it's fun to see her. Like even the period cup thing. She's like, what anybody thinks. She's a child. It's fun to see her. Even the period cup thing. Weird.
Starting point is 00:18:31 That thing's weird. What is that thing called? Is it called a menstrual cup? Yeah. I believe that is the term. Or if you're going by the diva cup is a name brand. The diva cup. You can sashay around on your period yeah yeah like a diva
Starting point is 00:18:49 that's like those commercials where it's like don't let your period stop you from dancing in white dresses on cruise ships it's like yeah like like like they've taken being able to do anything anytime way too far it's like it would be like a diarrhea medicine showing a guy going out and like doing the boogie woogie like fucking shaking his ass like smiling, a stain
Starting point is 00:19:16 free ass. Yeah! Diarrhea won't stop me from going to the club. And it's just like, maybe it should. Maybe you should stay home until you feel better like truth is i couldn't dance as well without a diva cup um is this gonna help my dancing i hate my diva cup it's uncomfortable oh my god what do you forget that thing i would imagine cvs i'm sure it's happened no i mean inside of you you forget that it's inside of you. That would be the worst. I bet that's how you get septic shock and die.
Starting point is 00:19:47 That's tampons. Toxic shock, right? Tampons will do that. Yeah. I thought anything left up in there for too long. Kind of like when a surgeon leaves something in you. I thought it was inevitable that it becomes like... That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I'm not sure I'm right. As a kid, I thought that toxic shock syndrome, because I guess I read a box of tampons once, meant that because they're absorbent, it just kept wicking away their life essence in there until it was all in the tampon. You have to use them carefully.
Starting point is 00:20:15 That is where life comes from. This is a solid theory. Mom, your hair's coming out. Have you changed your tampon? I changed my tampon! It's becoming cinch it! It looks like you just opened the Ark of the Covenant. Take that out. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:20:29 As a kid, I had no idea how that worked. Is it because of some sort of septic infection? So I don't have to read a block of text? I think that is what it is. Cool. It just gets you. Well, I saw some people celebrating that they even showed the menstrual cup. I like that they showed the menstrual cup because, know we're out here on the road i'm gonna i want to see toilet paper
Starting point is 00:20:49 and wet wipes too like where's joel taking his shit you know he's got hemorrhoids he's been living celebrating that would be well yeah i i'd like to see joel take a moment to like find some some preparation h and like yeah can you believe it like let's celebrate let's celebrate his uh his hemorrhoids while we're at it. Do we know he has hemorrhoids or are you just guessing? I'm just joking. He's a late 50s man who's been living a hard
Starting point is 00:21:13 life walking on that road for the last 20. He's got hemorrhoids. Rushed diet. Lots of stress. Plenty of high effort poos. I gotta get this out now! They're coming! You know why a dog
Starting point is 00:21:30 looks at you when he poos? Because they're vulnerable. He covers his ass. He literally covers my ass, boss. See, we know we can relax in our backyards. We're 100%. If there's a 1-10 level of prepared to battle, 10 is like you're in the trench and they're coming yeah when we're in our backyard we're like a one the dog's still like a four or five though because he don't know he's ready to go so
Starting point is 00:21:54 when he turns around looks at you and he's taking that shit he's like watch my back boss you check you watch my six all right i'm done Paul. I got you next time. I'm a quick shit. You don't have to watch for long. I like to imagine that's why he's always trying to get in the bathroom when I'm trying to poop. He's like, dude, aren't you scared in there all along? I know you're pooping.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I would be in there with you if you'd let me. You know that, right? Just as long as you know that I would do this for you i read that all um animals of like what was it it was essentially every mammal maybe empties their bladder in the exact same amount of time it's like 21 or 22 seconds whether you're an elephant or like a lemur or something i heard that many years ago and to to this day, occasionally, I'll try to pee much longer than that. And just to save.
Starting point is 00:22:49 But you have to save up. It's usually around 20, 25 seconds that you pee. Every so often, I do get a long one. And I think that girls are fast. I think they just have a bigger hose. They do. They do have a bigger hose. It's like in the game when you can just chop
Starting point is 00:23:06 the barrel off for high rate of fire. It's like plus 25 recoil. Plus 25 recoil? Minus 80% accuracy. Yeah, you just turn that fucking sniper rifle into a
Starting point is 00:23:22 snub-nosed machine gun and just Who did that research? You turn that fucking sniper rifle into a snub-nosed machine gun and just... Yeah. Who did that research? Lawn sprinkler. What assignments were they removed from before they settled on mammal pistoration? They were working on renewable energy, but they got this instead. Yeah. I need to know all the things.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I'm glad that we've got weird scientists doing weird work. Whenever I hear some congressman be like, glad that we've got like weird scientists doing weird work whenever i hear like some some uh um congressman be like can you believe we spent eighty seven thousand dollars last year trying to teach beetles to do math and i'm like dude how'd it go how'd it go do we do we do we teach those beetles math because that could be big no we didn't not Not a one. They can barely read. One that got me is the, it used to be studying cow farts. That was the thing I heard again and again. The ultimate in government waste was studying cow flatulence. Now, like 10 years later, cow flatulence is apparently a big deal.
Starting point is 00:24:22 And there are ideas on how to handle it better, like put them under a tent or something and collect the methane. There used to be this show called Sequest. Now, this had Roy Schneider, the guy from Jaws, the main guy, Brody, the cop who lives. And he was the captain of a super futuristic advanced underwater, obviously, a submarine. And on board, one of the characters was like a super intelligent dolphin who they could like, ah, Flipper, go do this complex thing. And he'd be like, okay, boss. And he may have even had like a brain cap that made him even smarter than he was.
Starting point is 00:24:54 But in this futuristic world, that was one of the things. Beef had been outlawed because of the flatulence and the burps of cattle causing global warming. They had just gotten rid of all of them, and a guy had a hamburger. The captain's like, you forgot one? He's like, I'm sorry, sir. I couldn't resist. I couldn't
Starting point is 00:25:14 do it. He's like, don't worry. I'll take care of it for you. He walks away. Roy Schneider's like, oh. He gets that one bite of that bootleg hamburger and throws it in the trash to save the world. I saw a graph the other day of like, it wasn't pollution on the whole,
Starting point is 00:25:29 but it was plastic pollution in the oceans by country. And we're not even on the chart. We're not number one? We're not on the chart. Other countries don't care. We're included in this small part of the chart that's about 18% where they go all other countries. We do a good job
Starting point is 00:25:48 for the most part. It sounds like we're doing a terrible job of putting plastic in the ocean. Compared to China and Bangladesh, we're getting blown out. You're making a lot of assumptions that the ocean doesn't like plastic. If it didn't like it so much, it wouldn't have made its own personal fucking island out of it.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Exactly. Give it back! If you don't like it so much it wouldn't have made its own personal fucking island out of it exactly yeah give it back if you don't want to give it back but it's hoarding it the ocean just hoards our plastic selfishly and then gets mad at us when it causes problems yeah there's a lot of bright red over there in that indonesian area indonesia they just finish a fucking popsicle throw it right in the trash, which is the ocean for them. In Indonesia, there's no word for garbage can. I do know that. They have 15 ways to say litter, but it's a compliment.
Starting point is 00:26:39 But no words for pick up, you fucking sloth. I always liked that, that the Native Americans didn't understand, had the concept of land ownership. They always say that, like that made them better than the Europeans or something. I don't even understand. They don't have a word for man owning land. It's like, that's going to make this real estate deal easy.
Starting point is 00:27:01 All right, let's get started. That's also like fundamentally wrong like that's 100 wrong every indian tribe fought each other for access to resources on parcels of land they would go this is cherokee land what are you doing here like the idea that they were like come on friends share our cornucopia of pumpkins like you have to be a retard to believe that obviously they knew about land ownership you can look at the shifting of tribes over eras i don't think they're deceased i think i think what they mean is private only and only land ownership so it's a technical thing because they couldn't like well the idea that bill over there can stake off his 40 acres and
Starting point is 00:27:39 like don't step on that or he'll shoot you is kind of weird to them it's like well you're part of the tribe you don't want to be over here with us in our big communal kind of thing. That's weird that you'd go over there, Bill. Are you one of the ghost men of lore? Nah, whatever they believe in. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I, it was one of those things that like, I remember as a child being told that like, they don't have a concept of land ownership. And I'm like, wow, except they did though. Like they did kill each other for hundreds of years, for parcels of land over and over conquering, slaving, raping and murdering, as is the trail of conquest.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah, that's how they roll the planes. No, that's Europeans. That's how the Asians like that's how conquest happens. It's fucking brutal. Well, they were they did a different thing. The Native Americans where they would always try to capture the the young women and children. You know, that that was what was done because to keep their population up. But they would kill everyone else.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I don't think that's throughout all of history. Maybe. Anyway, I wonder if the Internet lines up with Kyle. That lines up with Kyle. I'm just trying to find source after source, and they all say they understand communal ownership, but not individual land ownership, which is weird to me. I see where Taylor's coming from.
Starting point is 00:28:52 It doesn't take a lot of imagination to understand individual ownership. It's literally just a noble savage myth. No, it's this. Here's the difference. You could say, hey, the white men want to live over here on the other side of the river. I'd be like, yeah, go for say, hey, the white men want to live over here on the other side of the river. Yeah, go for it.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Actually, the white men want to live there forever. If you step over there, they'll shoot you. We're going to block the river right here because the white men own that part of the river. Whoa, whoa, what are you talking about? Now you own the river, and if we go over there, you'll kill us? We live here, too. No, no, no. Like I said, we live there now. That's not actually how it worked they
Starting point is 00:29:25 would talk to the shoshone and say hey you can have this land if you knock out the cherokee over there and you can have part of this what they had and they made deals and shit somehow they they got um according to what i just read rights to use the land but not rights to own the land and it it doesn't add up i kind of see where taylor's coming from because they oh you own this tent and you own this outfit and you own this horse and you own the spear but somehow the idea of owning the ground you walk on is just mind-blowing you don't get it that's a tremendous lack of imagination but culturally no individuals own land even though that depends what you mean by it also depends what you you think um property rights are entitled to a land
Starting point is 00:30:12 owner right like that's an important thing in this so because we're we're sitting here thinking of our modern interpretation of what a landowner what it means to be a landowner like like if you just go back to the invention of barbed wire, there were plenty of white cattlemen who were like, yeah, you own it, but you can't string a fence up over it so we can't walk over it. You can't keep us from traveling over your land. It's like, yeah, we can't.
Starting point is 00:30:35 We own it. So we put this barbed wire here and now you can't cross it. Bullshit. That was a huge thing. Because the whole thing was... No, European settlers didn't have a concept of private ownership. They did. a huge thing because because the whole thing was no european settlers didn't have a concept of private ownership they they did they had a different definition of what it meant with land though yeah same same as kind of the indians like they they had an understanding of what ownership
Starting point is 00:30:56 was they just interpreted it differently even now you can't have like i don't know how to describe landlocked land but i have to have access to my land so they'll put an easement through yours to make sure that i can get to it yeah that's how they do it yeah absolutely well in any case um but they all got what they deserved and i i hate when i see that that we give them one thing back i love those youtube videos they're like the shoshone not shoshone the the Lakota Reservation, the poorest community on planet Earth. And I'm like, oh, it's popcorn.
Starting point is 00:31:31 That can't be true. The poorest on planet Earth? I mean, I mean, that would have to be some pygmy person. Somebody from like 3'11 African tribe just getting bullied. I made the video, so I was a little free with the title.
Starting point is 00:31:46 How are you so small? How are you so small? That's what the Oompa Loompas were originally. They were originally pygmies from the deepest, darkest parts of the African continent. The deepest, darkest Africa where the pygmy can be found. The chocolatiers of the Congo. The tastiest of the tribesmen.
Starting point is 00:32:09 According to the pantoo surrounding. Long pig. Kyle, I'm curious. Do you still have your bike? Have you noticed the weather lately? You must be getting the same weather. It's dreadful. It's rainy and mucky all day. Is it nice we got in north carolina
Starting point is 00:32:25 really there was it is legit amazingly nice jackie and i both rode motorcycles together today i think the high is like 72 and sunny with a light breeze like it is the day you know it's one of those like today and today only this is the best weather on the planet. Right here. Right here. No one had better weather than I did today. Nobody. I'm glad you're as good as it gets. It has been comically bad weather here for some time, to the point where it almost feels like I've been
Starting point is 00:32:56 cursed or something. It rained for so many days in a row that my grass just left. It just washed away. Now my yard is just like this muddy river where now I have to... I can't even let the dogs out
Starting point is 00:33:11 and I have to take them for walks out into the neighborhood because my yard flowed away. It rained every... It was like the Bible. It was like, and every day for tenfold days a cubit of water fell. It's called no. Every day it rained.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I was thinking about you today when I was writing. I was like, I assumed you had the same weather I did. Our power went out today, even though there wasn't a cloud in the sky. That sucks. I had power go out from a giant thunderstorm a month or so ago.
Starting point is 00:33:44 That happens at least like once a year where like power will drop because of a thunderstorm yeah so hopefully got it out of the way we uh we have the important stuff which is basically the internet on a battery backup so even though the power's out we're all like on our laptops just like surfing the web that's such it's so comfortable man you're like fuck the power's out now my now i can't open the fridge to get a snack or might let the cold out while i'm watching my fucking show the power's out for more than a few minutes i'll set up a generator so the fridge and a few other things are there knowing you like and just i imagine part of you likes using the generator and has fun with it is that
Starting point is 00:34:27 true there's a yeah yeah for sure for sure no and and the fun and this is an aspect of my personality that i'm not proud of is like ah neighbors in the dark huh are you tempted to like turn all your lights on play some music real loud and stuff oh if we just run an extension cord but i have a whopper of a generator it's like seven or eight you know thousand watts and that is a big one it is a big one and it just it's more than we need but it's when it's gas right flipping flipping the those generators over at my dad's chicken houses i think he's got like a 2.5 and a three or something like it's it adds up to seven that i remember that somehow so that's my initial numbers aren't right but they're big one's bigger than the other and they have diesel tractor engines that power them
Starting point is 00:35:22 and uh when you When you have them started up, there's a sequence they don't remember anymore for disabling the main line. You've got a big ka-chunk kind of handle that you grab like something out of Jurassic Park. Then you turn
Starting point is 00:35:40 the generator on and then you've got to put the generator's power into the big like fucking line and it has this satisfying sort of noise it makes and you feel like you're like inside optimus prime controlling lightning yeah like you just turned you just made so much energy just like start flowing through a thing and and you hear the diesel go go like go go go go or like start working hard now like like to deal with what you just did to it i made all that happen you know i hope the power stays out for a bit those are much bigger units with a much bigger
Starting point is 00:36:15 draw they did but so my generator i forget if it's seven or eight thousand watts and uh i looked at it and I was drawing 500 so I'm like okay we could do this 14 times more okay why don't you pick a few of your favorite neighbors and get some emotional bank account withdrawals see that would be a problem if you
Starting point is 00:36:40 be a long cord no I was going to say if there was an actual scary time disaster, you wouldn't want to run your lights. You'd be scared to run those lights. Then people know. No, this is how I bait them. Now you're here
Starting point is 00:36:56 with your gang and your guns as intended. And me and my sniper tower. I'm glad you came at day and gave me fair warning this trailer got motorcycles for all of us I'm glad they didn't spend two weeks terrorizing me at night so I couldn't sleep and then come at midnight on the blackest
Starting point is 00:37:20 night of the month in force with dogs I'm glad they didn't do that to me. Suckers, I ran out of gas two days ago. He's got a projector. I can see it through the window in the sunroom. We gotta get in there. Tricks on you. They burn people for fuel where they come from.
Starting point is 00:37:38 We were burning human ship and then we skipped a step straight to the people. I would be caught unaware for sure. I'd be on Reddit. Our slats survive. ship and then we skip to step straight to the I would be caught unaware for sure. I'd be on Reddit. R slash survive. What are you guys doing when your mean neighbors show up and bully
Starting point is 00:37:54 you? I prepped for a long time, but I get nervous when people knock on my door. That would be such a Reddit comment. Like, yeah, I prepped for years, but I didn't make any friends. I'm all alone in the apocalypse. That seems like a common thing that apocalypse preparers,
Starting point is 00:38:16 they're all about, I have this and I have that, but they're going to get rolled by group of of hoodlums or bikers i imagine bikers being a big part of the future because like i know um i've seen a lot of those i've seen um i've seen those where they build you know underground like hidey holes like they've planned for the idea that we're not building a castle we're building a bunker right like a castle brings a siege a bunker get never gets found you want to be like hidden there surviving as well as you can um and and so i've seen a lot of stuff like that um that ends up and then some of the jokey stuff there was a couple reality
Starting point is 00:38:56 shows that were about building those survival bunkers i was thinking about the castle guy if you remember the castle guy um i i know a real life seven million dollars on a defensive apocalyptic castle and then had his children compete in a survival game show to say who would get their inheritance and like half of his 11 kids are like dude my dad's a fucking douchebag i'm so sick of this and then like a couple of them are like dad i will survive with you watch me shoot this bow and like he's like like competing being like justin i'm sorry bunker key away like i know taylor's not a parent yet but here's a piece of advice it's very important that your children know which one's your favorite yes these kids knew he had he had a board like a sales company
Starting point is 00:39:49 different achievements fuck it archery man you're gonna die with the rest eric made his quota in the first two weeks the next two is all profit i saw that uh biden just rolled into uh ukraine today he was in kiev uh sightseeing seeing yeah seeing the sights and that's a pretty interesting promised a bunch of weapons i think and uh i don't know it's a show i never know what to make of these visiting stuff. I watched this guy on, I think it was Our Conspiracy. And I'm pretty sure he was like concern trolling. But he was like, guys, I'm a little confused. Why is it sometimes when a politician visits a disaster, it's just a photo op and they're lame? And when they don't visit, they're totally ignoring the problem.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And it seems like we just choose our response based on who's our favorites. Based on whether we like this politician or not in advance. That's the deal. You don't need me to see the border. You don't need me to see this Ohio train derailment to deal with it properly. You need my feet on the ground. You need Woody's boots on the ground to manage the situation. Let me just send you people who are good at this and and i'll make some high level
Starting point is 00:41:08 decisions but yeah the president should never go to a disaster area if i were president i would like i would be waiting chomping at the bit for my first disaster and then i would i would i would say there's a lot of people on the left or the right or whichever side that want me to go to to north carolina and see the spill i'm not going do you know why because when i go somewhere as the president united states here's what comes along with me and i talk about like how many people are having to get up and go and how expensive it is and how much how many of the the the people on the ground that should be there dealing with the spill will now have to focus on my security because i'm coming to town i'm the president everywhere i go comes
Starting point is 00:41:45 with flight restrictions however there's freaking helicopters saving people from this flood all over the place you really want me to bring in my temporary flight restrictions to this city right now it's the last no good but going to uh kiev seems cool um i like that a lot i like that the move is they call russia and they're like hey the president of the united states is flying into uh into kiev in an hour just he's gonna be there until seven and uh he'll be heading back out after then we'll let you know when he's when he's gone back when he's back in poland and the russians are like okay stop shooting stop stop no not even for fun no celebratory shots igor like you know they locked it down they stopped any sort of like yeah no shit shooting did you see the photo op of an air
Starting point is 00:42:35 raid thing i saw something about that did they fake an air raid siren pretty much so apparently that the cnn reporters that had been there for weeks are like we're in kiev it's the opposite of front lines we haven't heard an air raid side and air raid side in three weeks now or more yet the moment biden walked outside all the sirens start going off and by the way there was no attack so it's like, no, you have to set the sirens off when he got there or when he was walking from one building to another. When he was outside the sirens, it was a real photo op. It was very silly to me. Oh, President Biden under fire tonight at nine. I thought Biden.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Okay. Didn't you learn from Hillary? Where am I? Was Biden not in on it? Because the sirens go off and he's like hustling for like a second. I don't know. Maybe I picked up. You didn't you learn from Hillary? Was Biden not in on it? Because the sirens go off and he's hustling for a second. I don't know. Maybe I picked up a... You didn't see it like that? Nah, there was no hustle. Oh, I thought I saw it.
Starting point is 00:43:31 There's honor guard with SKS's and shit. Nobody's pretending that, like, hurry, get him into the bunker. It wasn't like that. You couldn't hurry him. He might trip. It was dignified and everybody's slow walking and step. It was... The sirens could have been removed and you'd have not known that they were playing. You know what I mean? was dignified and like everybody's like slow walking and step and it's like it was it it was the sirens could have been removed and you'd have not known that they were playing you know
Starting point is 00:43:49 what i mean like if you didn't know there were sirens you wouldn't know there were sirens visually it wasn't everybody's just standing there like you know with their fucking rifles and like there's a lot of people there's cameramen just kind of walking around panning like nobody's scared is it like one of those things like there's an air raid siren and there's cameramen just kind of walking around panning like nobody's scared is it like one of those things like there's an air raid site right and there's like someone with a pizza in the back like walking yeah we're in a courtyard we're in like a we're in like a government courtyard there must be 30 people in in camera view you know what i'm talking about like do you remember that clip of like i think it's anderson cooper standing in a a puddle up to his chest oh and
Starting point is 00:44:23 the dude like and And a delivery driver is walking with a bag of Chinese food behind him across the fence. It's like something from Tim and Eric. It's so funny. It is funny. I do always take exception to that because if you listen to the words he's like, I'm standing in the deepest
Starting point is 00:44:40 thing I could find. It's not like this everywhere. And everyone's like, look at his attempts to mislead us. Yeah. Well, I mean, visually like, well, get out of there, Anderson. Why else stand in the deepest pit while talking dramatically, if
Starting point is 00:44:55 not to change public perception of how extreme something is? I do think he's trying to make a show. I hear your point, but also his words were, I'm standing in the deepest puddle here. It's not like a show. I hear your point. But also his words were, I'm standing in the deepest puddle here. It's not like this everywhere. Sure, I understand.
Starting point is 00:45:10 I see where this guy from East Palestine is raising a stink because Biden's not there. And look, I stand behind what I said last week. All I've heard so far is some Redditors saying there's livestock dead, there's pets pets dead people are coughing and wheezing the water looks bad and nobody's doing anything and then they show me these videos of some merry chemicals and some water and it's like dude this looks like i produced this hoax okay i'm not saying it is a hoax i don't think it is but but like y'all have presented me with as much evidence as
Starting point is 00:45:44 i could create in an afternoon with my buddies and two iphones what do you like like this does not look like what a disaster looks like to me unless all the news media is is trying to hide this for some reason like like where's show me the dying shit show me the shit dying show me like oh well here's three chickens here's here's 50 fish show me your pet show me your dog show me your child let's get a doctor to look at your child and tell me he's been exposed to doo-doo syndrome oh my god that's right folks doo-doo syndrome the classic disease spread by burning vinyl chloride it's running it's rampant everyone here in ohio has it and then some guy runs by doo-doo and it's like doo-doo's coming out of his ears
Starting point is 00:46:25 or whatever doo-doo syndrome does. That ain't happening. Every time I go to look at this, all I see is a bunch of people on Our Conspiracy or Our UFOs or Our UFO. They like to be like, they blew up Ohio to hide the aliens.
Starting point is 00:46:44 It's always something wild actually ufos is pretty dead they're they're more about debunking uh ufos than anything else um so that's a fun subreddit uh when they ufo ufos yeah yeah i think that's it i was going there a lot recently with the the balloons flying over when they kept finding i wanted to see what those people were thinking because it's like it'd be like going to a religious subreddit if christ came back you know like like like if there was a christ look-alike in bolivia and everybody was like it might be him you'd want to go over there to like our conservative our um catholic or whatever and see what they're thinking yeah but yeah they were all about debunking that nonsense yeah i don't do you ever see like a post about something wild
Starting point is 00:47:30 and then you click on it and you're like excited to read about their theory but then it's the opposite of what you wanted like it'll be like it's time to set the record straight about flat earth and it's like yes fucking give it to me like feed me this i want to know and then they'll be like number one here's a study that shows the earth is round and it's like bitch we know like we know that you you're you're stop like no you're not disproving anything like you're we all know no one wants to hear from you i want to hear from the flat earth guy i can't find any good flat earth guy out there all the people i find that they're like making fun of it too i can't i think this is like is this a conspiracy that this is a totally made up conspiracy because i can't
Starting point is 00:48:16 find anybody who will like vehemently defend it online without like smirking like i'm trolling you i've been saying this since since the the beginning of the flat earth thing that i do not believe that there are any um first wave flat earthers what i believe is that the first wave flat earthers were all trolls that there were some people early on who were like let's let's see if we can make people believe that the earth is flat let's pretend like we believe it vehemently let's let's come up with let's do this stuff can make people believe that the earth is flat. Let's pretend like we believe it vehemently. Let's, let's come up with, let's do this stuff. And then they got the ball rolling.
Starting point is 00:48:48 And now there are crazies, people who are mentally ill, who genuinely believe in those are your second way. Flat earthers. Those people are the problem because there are some mentally ill people out there. And so they are, I mean,
Starting point is 00:49:00 you see them every now and then being proved wrong on YouTube or something like that. They they'll do the thing where they float the buoys and they like look through them in the ocean or something. And the guy's like, what do you mean you don't? You should be able to see it. It's all flat. You should be able to. He's like, well, lift it 13 feet.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Yeah, I see it. Yeah. Who's tampering with that it's a hilarious clip because and like that i always thought was like a guy making a funny video because like if you were totally disproved in your flat earth shit you wouldn't be like upload this like upload that it's totally wrong if you were genuine you would if you had been believing that Christ had come back in Bolivia and then all of a sudden you like tested him and you're like dude he pretended like he could turn
Starting point is 00:49:52 the water to wine that's food coloring taste it Jesus you know what it could be that I'm like you gardener you fucking hedge clipper. The worst carpenter I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Hey, right. You think you choose this? You try to convince me. Fix my dresser. My dresser does a terrible job. The hell out of here. This is the carpentry of Satan.
Starting point is 00:50:22 It's not dovetailed correctly. Whatever the fuck carpentry terms are so i don't think that uh i think there are people who believe it but i think those people are mentally ill the same way that gang stalking people are mentally ill and they're just and there are some people who want there to be you'll they're easy to identify because they won't be into one conspiracy they won't somebody who's only into one conspiracy. I'll usually stop and listen. But if they're like, yeah, yeah, it's the fucking aliens. Look, back in the 50s, humans made peace with the Bigfoot.
Starting point is 00:50:54 They've been living at the center of the earth all this time. I want to talk to this guy. And it's like, whoa, with a Bigfoot. Yeah, yeah. Their tech way more advanced than ours. We threw them down to the center of the earth long ago. But since then, dude, you've got a whole multi-layered cake of nonsense here. I thought you just had seen some shit. I thought you saw a UFO.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Oh, I have every night. See, you find someone like that in a conversation, you don't interject. You don't interrupt. You say, what else? What else about this? What else about that? And you just have yourself a grand old time. Don't question it. Let them roll.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Well, like one of the ways that you can tell right away that somebody is so full of shit, you'll be like, Oh, and I bet the Rothschilds are involved too, huh? Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:51:41 of course. The Rothschilds, they are Bigfoot. They are Bigfoot themselves. They've had cosmetic surgery. It's like, how odd that I can just throw out a name and they'd be an integral part of it. And tell me, how does international banking relate to this bipedal ape in the woods?
Starting point is 00:51:59 You hit the center right there, buddy. I've heard the Rothschilds' international banking. I haven't heard the collusion with bigfoot and either just in order to steal the moon you know that's that's what you want those kinds of people with their fun stuff stealing the moon austin powers style wasn't that what he was gonna do can you believe those stupid americans have no concept of moon ownership yeah they think it's just out there no one owns owns it in particular. I think we own it. I think I own it.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I'm the first one to claim it. Boom. I think that like it's an international agreement that we all own the moon, but it's kind of like every other international agreement where it's like, do what the fuck we say. And then England and France and Germany and Sweden and Norway and Australia and Japan and Spain and Italy and the few remaining of quote the
Starting point is 00:52:47 international community all do what we say well it we're in so we own the moon you know not did we de facto we own the moon not du jour you know so but I think I think that they played out super well that entire scenario and
Starting point is 00:53:03 that show that Woody and I like, um, what's the space show where they go to the moon and they, they're like, we own this part of the moon and the Russians own their part of the moon. It was on Apple or. Yeah. The,
Starting point is 00:53:14 um, the, uh, the space show. I'm, I'm, I'm fucking up with the name. It's,
Starting point is 00:53:19 it's the one where like we, we, the, the Russians beat us to the moon. So the space race continued on into the modern times. But anyway, they do that. We get to the moon and make a moon base. The Russians make a moon base.
Starting point is 00:53:32 We do it around a crater that has water ice because we need that. For all mankind. For all mankind. And then there's this skirmish. It's like, we own this. You can't use our lift to go down and that's an american lift you can't use that to go down there and look at our ice and our crater on our moon and the russians are like whoa we got here first buddy
Starting point is 00:53:54 whoa you have come onto our moon and now you make demands of us yeah it's fun they get into it i saw a picture today of a ton of um ukrainians being trained in the uk they've all got canadian rifles that's the first thing i noticed like like every one of them has a canadian rifle every one of them's got a fucking nice helmet what was it can you tell me more about the rifle c7a1 i believe with uh with an l can on top is it a good rifle it looks like an m14 i mean 16 you mean i do mean m16 i'm sorry what is the what's the fucking other one it's like ar-15 m4 that's what it is i combined m16 and m4 and came up with m14 and that's not a thing yeah see doesn't that look like an m4 that's actually the the c7a2 um that's why you're
Starting point is 00:54:53 serious yes i am serious that's the c7a2 that's why it's green um so they have c7a1s over there um which leads me to believe that you know they're yeah, we got a bunch of rifles, eh? Rifles, eh? Never been used. Think I'm out of the back. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see that because all the videos I've seen have mostly been Ukrainians fighting with
Starting point is 00:55:18 Eastern Bloc shit. RPKs, 7.4s, 7.62 AKs in some cases but mostly five four five ak's that clip the i sent y'all the other day have y'all seen it of the guy defending his fucking trench and getting a three piece oh my god dude comes up like tunnel vision and guys just goes pop pop pop with a suppressed five four four five ak and drops him and he already had shot an rpg at one position and then he's just moving around and just getting like... He's spraying
Starting point is 00:55:47 that naked AK. Then I think there might be three different weapons in that clip, not counting the two rocket launchers. He's going ham in this trench. Dude earned a UAV in like 30 seconds. You gotta call that in. Probably that new
Starting point is 00:56:04 instrument. I wouldn't have imagined that that is the kind of combat that's happening that to me is so interesting that they're just there in that trench and there are guys kind of coming over the hill or from above them almost it seemed like almost
Starting point is 00:56:20 at least in a way that you couldn't see where they're coming from I feel like I know why they were advancing on them in the open with not a lot of cover fire? It tells me both sides are pretty low on resources. We're kind of low on tanks. We can't just fire endless artillery. We're at a point where we're fighting with rifles now. I don't think it's the lack of them.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I just think they don't apply maybe where they are right there. It's trench warfare, right? They've been bogged down like that for a long time. Yeah, bogged down in the same spot for a while. I don't know. I thought drones were cheap. And I thought that they... Drones, what?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Eight grand? Six grand? Four grand? Something like that? One, I added something to it so it could carry a grenade or two right I don't know I feel like my baby drone that's one grand yeah I don't know that it can lift a grenade it will yeah it absolutely will and then you just use like one of its auxiliary functions like if it has like a light on it you just wire that in to be the the actuator for release mechanism or or something like that
Starting point is 00:57:22 and then you flick the light on and drop it. I've seen it in the videos. The thing goes to drop its grenade and it goes auxiliary light on and the grenade. So I I'm making a little bit up here, but let's say you take a thousand dollars drone that can do it. Sprinkle a little military dust on it that needs to modify it. And suddenly that costs four grand, at least in the U S military,
Starting point is 00:57:42 right? Like what does it take to do this? Well, a hobbyist does it for 50 cents, but here in the u.s army we do it for 5 000 i don't know that to be true but it feels it but don't they have enough cash and resources there should be just drones flying all the fuck over the place they should be dropping them like airstrikes well i think they're limited by range and limited by russian anti-drone tech like i know the russians have like trucks that just sit there and do area denials type stuff and then they have
Starting point is 00:58:12 those man portable things that are it's the most futuristic thing i've seen in my lifetime being the military what is that anti-drone rifle it looks like a sci-fi gun, Taylor. It looks like they've got a microwave gun. What does it shoot? Oversized square. It shoots microwaves, I think. Or radar or something. It jams the drone. It disables the drone.
Starting point is 00:58:36 That's very cool. I didn't know about that. I guess it's overwhelming on every band. It seems to make them land gently. Doesn't it? That's what I've seen. The guy holds it. He follows it to the ground, and he makes it land. That'd be better, actually.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Now you have an enemy drone. Well, I think what it is is a lot of drones, when they lose contact to their controller, they automatically go into a hover and land softly mode rather than just, ah, we're fucked! Wait, is this our gun, or this is the Russian gun? I've seen Russians using it. I'm sure that we have something similar. I've seen
Starting point is 00:59:08 both sides using it. It looks big and cumbersome, which makes me think maybe it's the Russian one. Because I feel like ours is somebody's like, yep, got it. They just touch their ear and the drone dies. Ours should be a gun too. You gotcha.
Starting point is 00:59:24 But it's a pretty nifty thing they've got. I want to see a lot of drones. That was the most intense first person. That's sweet. That is so cool. It's got like a Spartan head on the side. It does.
Starting point is 00:59:38 What does it say? What were those words? Did you guys pick it out? I didn't see but that looks awesome. That looks like a movie that that looks awesome that is that looks like a movie prop that looks so cool yeah yeah but that's the most intense fighting i've seen like that guy was shooting people that he could see like like that wasn't that sort of like who shot him who knows that you know a bullet came and just hit igor and he fucking died we don't know it's like that guy did it. Get him.
Starting point is 01:00:06 We're right there. I had no idea it was going to be like that. That was so intense. And his buddy is like down in a bunker and like, he's like giving him magazines, grenades, whatever he needs. He's coming back and he's, he's wanting underbarrel grenades. The ones that go in the little under like noob tubes. And Igor's handing them to him one at a time. You know, I guess you don't want a pile of them in the trench and he's you know
Starting point is 01:00:28 and he's just igor's like here have some hand grenades now he's throwing hand grenades igor's like here here's a rifle and he goes and kills a couple people and igor's like here here's some ammo for your rpk and gets the big belt of ammo up throws it in the rpk loads it up how about a little more reservation with your ammo usage? This shit's not free. He's the... First of all, it is free. Well, not for us.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Not for us American taxpayers. How about one shot, one kill? Whatever happened to the sniper's creed? Whatever happened to that? I dare... I ask. I don't think Eeyore about that no it was pretty it was pretty wild um they're they're sucking his dick now on the internet calling him the russian rambo or ukrainian rambo or something so that's a little cringe but the uh the clips are cool
Starting point is 01:01:16 so that's cringe but the clips are cool yeah it's like don't get too don't get too big of a head dude like you gotta go back out there again tomorrow. You know what I mean? And you never know when you're going to be the guy who's popping up on fucking let the body hit the floor highlights on TikTok. I'm just saying, look, we've all been there. We've all gone on some win streets, but you don't talk too much shit. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Don't rush B out of nowhere. Don't get cocky. Be careful. He has Nicole to show. I'm going to go. Yeah. I'm going to kick my dog. 444.

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