Painkiller Already - PKN 511

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

pkn511 what's up boys hello there not too much i've been smoking a ton of meats nice i wasn't sure where that was going i've been i've been i'm back in the mix baby making the game now making pulled pork nothing healthy yet but you know i keep saying i'm gonna do a chicken and then i do ribs and pulled pork instead i think i'm gonna do brisket not this upcoming weekend but the weekend after do you ever put veggies in foil and cook it along with them uh i usually do the vegetables just in the oven like roasted kind of looked at that with disgust i really thought that was a thing smoked vegetables yeah i've never done vegetables well maybe it's the smoke thing i guess i'm just putting all the grills together yeah grilled veggies are really good but yeah i've been doing like pulled pork and then baking

i guess roasting like green beans or something like that to go along with it or some coleslaw a vinegar-based coleslaw never mayo get mayo-based coleslaw right out of here but it sucks i'm gonna discriminate it against entity here in the midwest because i'll like i'll go into uh any grocery store in my area and be like do you guys have like vinegar based coleslaw and they look at me like i like i'm just screaming like i'm screaming the n-word you are wrong actually i. It should be barbecue sauce based. Oh, wait, coleslaw. Carl, that would be wild. I'm sorry. I'm on, what is the thing? Barbecue, pork, pork, pork.

Pork, yeah. Some people do barbecue sauce. Some people do vinegar in their pulled pork. And then somehow I didn't translate to coleslaw. This is my fault. I'm sorry. It's all good. But I'll take umbrage even there with you,

because I'm also discriminated against by Midwest KC and St. Louis style barbecue because they're all about those sweet sugary sauces. And I like that Carolina style mustardine vinegary. I think Missouri has it right. And you think North Carolina has it right. I think so. You know, the grass is always greener, my friend. Yeah, that works. Yeah, I made ribs and someone was trying them and they were like oh you know i i never realized i actually liked barbecue this

much i i've never liked it because i've i guess i don't like that syrupy sweet sugar sauce that's slopped all over it so much yeah vinegar is the way to go both in coleslaw and in the sauce. With pulled pork, though, like you're not like saucing it a shit ton before it's done anyway. Like you kind of add that on at the end. You just season it and everything. And then after you can everyone can make their own sandwich how they please. Man, it was good. I have like I probably know I have four to five pounds of pulled pork still in my fridge and i had to make like a i'd have a little come to jesus moment this morning and be like you can't

have a fourth day in a row where you're just eating pulled pork sammies all day you need to go get like like make yourself some healthy chicken some baked chicken and vegetables get back on the straight and narrow. I like barbecue chicken almost as much as barbecue pork. It's good, but it's not quite there. If you just take chicken breasts and put them in the slow cooker and pour sugar-free barbecue

sauce on them and leave them in there on low for four hours, you've got delicious pulled pork or pulled chicken. It's delicious. I don't love either of them. If you have the budget for it, kill a cow, please please that's where the money maker is man no no way like all of them brisket is cow right brisket is cow yeah dude the worst barbecue oh i like all of them agreed to bottom bottom tier one of the fun things about brisket for me is the uh proportions that people make no one cooks up like an eight ounce brisket. That's

not a thing. There's like seven pounds of meat in that motherfucker. And are you hungry? You won't be after this. I dare you to try to eat all that. It'll kick your ass. You could actually die. Yeah. Trying to eat that amount of meat all at once. It's like water poisoning. The only reason I made 10 pounds of pulled pork it was actually it was actually exaggerating what i said no it was like it's really five it was like 10.5 pounds and that's because i guess everybody else every other midwestern boy had the same idea and that was the only big pork shoulder at my grocery store they still had so i nabbed it up and so like just i have i've been like compulsively going in

toasting a bun getting some out of the bowl warming it up and then like making sandwiches like four or five times a day and i've been like oh man why my shit's been so weird yeah it's been a lot of fat a lot of fat in my diet the past i showed you that burrito i ordered like a day or two ago it was uh everybody's been complaining about the chipotle um what do you call it the the amount they give you the portions and uh and i was like man i bet i bet they've fixed this like it's such a i hear about it uh i don't i'm not on tiktok but i'm hearing about stuff that's on tiktok anyway i bet i bet the the CEO of Chipotle heard too, so I ordered a Chipotle burrito. It weighed one and a

half pounds. It was one and a half pounds. I couldn't eat it. I couldn't eat the whole goddamn thing. The pendulum has gone in the other direction. We're back in 2006 days, baby. This is a gigantic choke yourself, have bad shits for three days burrito. This is crazy.

I think you got a good Samaritan. In my review, i used that picture the picture of it on a scale um with the ingredients on the on the label like like it was gigantic um i'm so happy with chipotle they come back around good for them why they got so cheap i've always felt like for profits it's the lack of tips is what it so here's the i hear you brought the profits but i'm on the same page in a different way the staff and i are on the same team and that fucking owner he's on the other team over there i'm the one who's tipping you you want me to be happy would i like a fucking free cup of um pico to go with my salsa yeah yes sir because you're the one tipping me that man upstairs he doesn't even know you got more pico that's why the waiter and i are

on one team and the other guys keeping they'd be like why are we why are we under our third tray of chicken today andre i don't know man i'm just scooping well you're fired i think they cut them down every every portion is supposed to be, like if you add up what I ordered, it's supposed to be like 17 ounces or something like that. Just over a pound because each of the portions is to the ounce in that scoop. It's supposed to be two ounces of chicken, maybe, which is not four. I think four ounces for a regular thing. That's why you let them get the full scoop and then you fire at them and go i will do the double meat today and the guy behind the counter looks at me like

you've done this dozens of times i know your name like i need to i need to be consistent though i need to every time i would say that was too dude i put on my my fucking you know my acting hat i'm in there in the line and i'm like I'll do a chicken burrito or chicken burrito bowl. They do that first scoop. And then suddenly I put on my inquisitive face like, you know what? We will do double meat today. And he's like, you do double meat every time, sir. You always.

Okay, Taylor. Here's what you do. What, Taylor? You say, I want whatever steak on it. And they're like, yeah, cool. They give it to do. What, Taylor? You say, I want whatever, steak on it. And they're like, yeah, cool. They give it to me. I fucked up. Actually, I want it half and half.

They'll be like, that's the life hack. They've already given you a full serving. Now they have to add a half serving. You get one and a half servings. I feel like I had a good system, but maybe you've blown the doors off this whole thing. I could save Chipotle tens of millions a year. They just need to add one

employee who's going to make whatever they're paying them anyway, who just is a consistency supervisor who's like, hey, that guy, it just got lost in the translation here. You were about to charge him for single chicken. He got chicken and double steak. So ring up the extra few bucks. I swear I get a similar order every time I go to Chipotle and the price is different every time. It's a total crapshoot. There's no consistency.

It's like, oh, I got a double chicken steak, double chicken bowl. It can be anything between like $14 and $20, depending on how much attention they're paying. I showed you that $27 gallon of milk. That's bananas. That better be... Was that in the WhatsApp? I was going... It was raw milk.

My brother has a guy he gets raw milk from. He says it tastes a lot better. I haven't tried it yet but i have i'm not jumping on that one i'm not ready to have a thing about that they're like all these people fought for is it unpasteurized milk yeah and uh now they're getting sick it's like of course that's what that's what seems to be be liking it he says it tastes good yeah well i mean you just need to wait to that get that one bit of milk that a little

cow shit fell into or something died and fell into. Pasteurization, in the end, they're milking filthy animals and putting it in a tank and then putting that in a truck and then just putting it in your bottle. Look, man, I don't know the science. He just says it tastes better. It's not science. They heat it up.

I feel like you guys probably both know. Pasteururization is that boiling the milk it's getting hot yeah they get it real hot um i don't know what the temperatures are but that is the deal them warming it to kill the bacteria that's in there and getting any bad bacteria that might be in there and i'm sure there's some the the deal is it kills good bacteria too or something or maybe some flavor causing bacteria homogenized to this milk that your brother gets uh maybe i i'm not is there cream on top and then he's got it homogenizes when they like shake it oh yeah you don't have cream and yes to shake it water and okay oh no that's

probably why it's so good it's got all that cream in there he just eats the cream on the top and says it's good yeah the way that watery shit is great. What the fuck's here at the bottom? What's the other? That's milk. It's milk. I mean, I guess that makes sense. If it's got cream in it, it's going to taste great. What is milk like straight from the udder?

It's whole milk. Probably warm. I've drank milk straight from a cow's titty before. It's just milk. Have you? Did you pick your milk on it? It doesn't just taste like milk. It's drank milk straight from the cow's titty before it's it's just milk have you just taste like milk it's like it got us from the glass of course i mean i don't i'm sure it tastes a little bit different it's been a long fucking time i was a kid um obakala is it sweet i've tasted it from the boob and it's a little sweeter that's that's that's a human thing that's that's because your wife eats good um i think i think apparently yeah if she had spent her life chewing cud perhaps

her milk would not have been so sweet we'll have to run ab tests on this i bet there's a good amount of sugar in all mammals milk right that's just an easy way to get calories to the baby i don't know i i don't think that cow milk has a ton of sugar in it i think of it as fat yeah yeah i don't care if it makes me sick i want to try something i want to i want to do a little ab test i'm gonna do the pepsi coke test with regular whole milk and the the raw whole milk i love the pepsi challenge it's a combo pepsi challenge russian roulette like you don't know what's gonna happen i need to know i need because there's a there's a combo pepsi challenge russian roulette like you don't know what's gonna happen i need to know i need because there's a there's a chance i'd drink both of them and i'm like these

are fucking the same thing i've been i've been had hoodwink it would have to taste like magic for me to risk food poisoning for my milk yeah i would recommend you don't do that because you seem to have a baffling luck when it comes to food poisoning, like multiple times a year. Yeah. Like twice a year. Woody Lynn's the last time you had food poisoning. I wouldn't know.

I same. I couldn't possibly remember. Like, yeah. Yeah. It happens pretty regularly. Probably twice. Oh,

I mean, I eat a lot of restaurants, like lots. We go out probably three nights a week at least. Like, go to a different restaurant every weekend probably. And sometimes things don't go well. Sometimes you're vomiting. Sometimes things don't work.

The vomiting is not even that bad. It's the diarrhea. It's like that time before last, it was bloody diarrhea, which was fun. Yeah. I don't like that. If it's regular diarrhea or vomiting give me give me regular diarrhea that's sort of that's when you start googling a lot and you learn a lot about your intestines real quick like all right not cancer good good

just very bad poisoning so it's it's it's clearly fresh blood from the end of my ass tract so i guess the internet says this is a good sign yeah it was it was not a pretty sight yeah i don't like food poisoning it's one of my greatest fears i throw i throw stuff away probably a day before it should be at least um like and i'm really wary if anything smells funky or looks funky at all like that ground beef has started to turn a little gray oh jackie's on that same team she'll just take like 27 and throw it in the trash because it's like slightly hinted that maybe it should arise suspicions and she's like out of here that won't do yeah yeah i i feel bad when i do that throw away food like someone who

doesn't work for it yeah like someone who thinks this just shows up for free i've committed some war crimes. If like a poor starving person would have seen the stuff I've thrown away, like I'll feel bad. I remember I ordered four New York strips from the grocery store. And they were, to be fair, they were pretty cheap. They're like $10 each by the time I was done with my discounts and shit. But I didn't eat two of them.

I just threw two of them away. And it's like, oh, I forgot about you guys. I'm so sorry. You don't toss them in the freezer? A little rainy day steak? Well, you can't really eat it the same day if it's like oh i forgot about you guys i'm so sorry you don't toss them in the freezer a little rainy day steak well you can't really eat the same day if it's whenever i throw something in the freezer especially me i never actually thought out because when i it'll be like hey you want to do steaks tonight yeah yeah you want to thaw them for a couple hours first no no i want them like like now so let's get some new yeah yeah we'll get we'll get new steaks tonight we'll we'll we'll thaw those others some other time. And like three years go by, it's time to move to a new place.

Oh, God, what is this? What was it? It's like that mammoth they found. Yeah, I have a question. Freezer burned. So I'm not I'm not using steak on purpose because that could be served a little bit like semi raw blood, etc. But chicken, chicken, something that's thoroughly cooked. blood etc but chicken chicken something that's thoroughly cooked if it's just a little suspicious maybe it's more gray than it used to be or just like you smell it and you're like it's borderline

doesn't cooking it make it safe i would think so right unless it's like actually rotten cooking should clean it all up yeah i think so too i think if you cook something thoroughly enough it should kill like whatever's going on i i but so so yeah i would think so but i would just be more suspicious that might have not necessarily raw but be on like the raw spectrum you know eggs can be served or steak same thing and i get it but, eh, get it a little extra hard. I'll still eat it. By understanding a – Hard, ew.

Try that bitch out. I don't know how E. coli works with eggs exactly. Is it inside the egg? Are there just occasionally some bad eggs that have E. coli inside of them? Or is it the unwashed shell while you're preparing the egg? Is it E. coli or salmonella that we're talking about? Either way, whatever sort of bacterial

thing is going on with eggs that poisons people, it seems to me that it should be fine encapsulated in there and stowed away in my refrigerator almost no matter what. Don't we have to refrigerate our eggs because it's something different we do than like europeans do um they don't clean the outside of the egg and so they do clean active

coating because i know they don't have to refrigerate eggs over there and we yeah yeah we have to for some reason we clean ours and some for some reason that's a bad thing yeah zach answered it cracked eggs allow salmonella to enter and grow inside the egg however even eggs with clean uncracked shells can pose a risk if handled incorrectly i assume that handling is before we get it yeah right like does that mean like i need to know the scenario does it mean that the egg was pierced somehow and some bacteria got inside the egg like i'm wondering if any egg can come out of a chicken and without the shell ever being penetrated or anything, can salmonella or E. coli or whatever the fuck it is get in there? I don't think so.

I don't think they're just bad eggs. Yeah. I mean, there are bad eggs, but it's a different thing. Mm-hmm. I think you're probably right. Because sometimes you see those eggs that are just blood when you crack them. Yeah. Yeah. Really? There's, just blood when you crack them. Yeah. Yeah.

That are like, there's like weird stuff in there. Yeah. That's very rare. Yeah. Very rare. I've only seen that once ever in my life, but I've seen it on the internet, you know, a handful of times too. I think.

Sometimes you get double yolks. That's cool. Sure. You can order. I mean, you can, there's a brand that does nothing but double yolks. How do they know? I thought it was like oysters. Some have pearls and some don't.

And some have two pearls. Well, you know, just like oysters, I guess they're just artificially double yoking those eggs somehow. Artificially inseminating them and putting two yolks in there. I don't know if I care for that. I like the natural egg ratio. Oh, do you

to your chickens fly up into the trees when you go out to collect their their eggs well i'm no i'm no chicken farmer i have a neighbor who is but yeah yeah i got your eggs cluck them no those he's never given me eggs i should go around to his house and ask for some demand them actually hey i listen to your clucking and your cat comes into my fucking yard and runs around all the time causing a ruckus as cats that was always part of the flavor of wings channels he had those roosters crowing in the background that's part of the ambience yeah you know what i like it though and oh yeah and in hindsight i wasn't equipped to deal with the fibbery that came with it. I don't think he really raised fighting chickens.

I think he did. You think he did? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Again, sometimes I can't tell where the fibs start and the truth ends. Do you really raise fighting chickens, or do you just let two roosters in a cage together and they fight no those are like specific um breeds that fight um there's those specific breeds maybe you remember that you've

seen the seinfeld episode you know when they've got the and the south park episode too you got the fighting chickens yeah it's not some white fluffy chicken it's like a a mean fucking chicken well it's got to be a rooster. Do they have razors on their feet? Phantom rooster or something? Yeah, they put spurs on it. So a chicken automatically has this sort of... On us, it would be a thumb. On a dog, it'd be like it's dewclaw. But on a bird, it's this

little talon that sticks out. They put spurs on there. I think they call it a spur. When it's on the chicken, it's called a spur. And then they put a razor thing on there that's like a curved razor. And he automatically is going to use that as his weapon. But now it's on the chicken, it's called the spur. And then they put a razor thing on there that's like a curved razor. And he automatically is going to use that as his weapon. But now it's a razor blade instead of his toenail. Oh, yeah, big time.

Are fighting chickens... I don't know if you're really... I don't know the depth of your fighting chicken expertise. But is that what they look like on screen? Yeah. I mean, those are chickens fighting to the death right there. Well, okay. But the ones before that look beautiful. They look like show chickens or something. I mean, those are chickens fighting to the death right there. Well, okay, but the ones before that look beautiful.

They look like show chickens or something. Yeah. I mean. See, these, I believe, are fighting. As a matter of fact, this might not be their first fight that night. They've got, like, their little fists taped up. Yeah, they've got spurs attached to the razors. You know, I don't have a ton of empathy for chickens,

as you can tell from my eating habits, but like these, you know, you shouldn't make animals fight to the death for fun, unless they're bugs. Do whatever you want with bugs. Anything with bugs is fine. What other animals are you allowed? Are you cool with fighting to the death? Fish? People. Fish.

I'm fine with fish. Yeah. I'm changing topics a little bit, but do you think the Tyson fight will happen? It's already postponed. Oh, wait, I didn't know. Yeah, it's postponed. Yeah, it's postponed.

They didn't even say when. Yeah, yeah, it's 100% going to happen. We're talking about the Tyson fight, right? Yeah, 100% going to happen, but it'll be postponed until Tyson's tummy feels better. There's too much money there for either of them to say no. What about the McGregor fight? You think that'll happen?

In my opinion, that is not going to happen. So what happened, Taylor, is Conor McGregor, you know, forever trying to get this fight with Michael Chandler to happen. It's supposed to happen at UFC. Does that sound right? Sounds close. It's supposed to be UFC 303 very soon, like the end of the month or something like that.

Maybe the month plus eight days or something. Something like that. So what they do when there's about to be something like that, they'll go and they'll make some of Conor's older fights free. So that anybody can build up. So they made the Diaz fight free, and they might have made the Poirier fight free. Okay, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

And they took that back. They were supposed to be a press conference yesterday, maybe. Big Irish, we're getting together doing our world presser. Conor doesn't show up. It gets canceled is what happens. The presumption was it gets canceled. Events out of his control.

Yeah, which is like, what's going on? It's definitely not Chandandler and uh so they took back the free content which would lead you to presume that that's because connor isn't going to be fighting anytime soon or at least promoting the event anymore yeah and then i saw maybe kevin holland um was tweeting like he's a potential replacement, but he doesn't say for who. It might not even be that fight. It could be a different fight.

It's very vague. And Ariel Hawane, I took like a 30-minute nap before this, but Ariel Hawane, last I checked, was set, you know, still tentatively up. It's all up in the air. Nobody really knows. But it seems to me that for some reason, Conor's pulling out. He's never pulled out before, though. For people that that don't know like don't follow the ufc very

closely missing a media event is a bigger deal than you would guess i want to say one of the ds brothers like lost a title fight for missing a media event i'm not sure about that um but yeah like like you you can't can't can't miss If you're a fighter, you might think that the fight is your job. But if you're a promoter, it's like, no, no, the fight is one part of this. If you don't do the media, if you don't do the promotion, if you don't sell this fight, then you're no good to me. As a prize fighter, this is an entertainment sport. You think it's an competitive sport. I didn't know that media was required in the NBA.

Chiz was showing us this clip of some NBA player in the locker room after the game, and this lady tried to interview him, and he's like, I'm sorry, get that microphone away. No, I'm not talking to you. You need to subscribe to my podcast if you want to talk to me. Patrick, that was me. And I think he got fined a significant amount uh refusing to talk to her for not subscribing to his podcast which was pretty funny but my take

from that was like really like he's got to talk about it like he just went out there and did the thing that he he's a basketball player maybe it went bad maybe it's all on his shoulders maybe he's feeling his feelings right now he doesn't I don't want your fucking microphone on my face right now. Give me next week. Come to me. That's how I'd be feeling. I feel like it's mandatory in hockey and football also. I don't like that a bit.

Really? I love it. I hate that shit. Oh, see, I'm a status stories gamer. I want the mic in front of your face when you don't want it there. That's the time that I most want to hear what you have to say. Are you a little out of your mind right now? Did you just

lose a game? Are you incredibly happy? Are you incredibly sad? Those are the times that I want you interviewed. And again, the people who run this stuff are like, yeah, that's the job. You think it's all about the dribbles and the shoots, but it's just as much about the microphones. That's like woody you follow the you follow the kate and clark drama

i saw her get body checked and get yelled at by some other player yeah yeah she won that game i'm pretty sure it was her first home win ever like i believe they lost by a significant amount she only scored three points they lost by maybe 40 i thought they lost but like significant amount and she only scored three points. They lost by maybe 40. I thought they lost by 108 to 70 or something. Do they score that high in the WNBA? Against Caitlin Clark, they do. Is she not doing well? No. She's won

one game, I think. Oh, she's a number one overall draft pick. They had the number one last year, too. Yeah, it's the most common thing in the world for teams that get the one overall to be terrible. But you don't understand, Taylor. These ladies are brand new fans. They just hopped on board.

They spent $180 on that jersey and hat, and she hasn't won any games. Oh, they don't know how sports work. No, they don't know how sports work. The WNBA is super racist, though. I see all those black thoughts talking shit on Twitter and just being haters. Dude, I love it. I need to get into the WNBA is super racist, though. I see all those black thoughts talking shit on Twitter and just being haters. I need to get into the WNBA. It's disgustingly racist. You don't need to get into the WNBA.

No, no. Hear me out. This lady was like, you guys did – it's a brand new WNBA fan. And there's this girl that you might call her black thought and be pretty accurate. And she's like, I didn't know what kind of drama was in the WNBA. She shows this woman is getting bullied by someone on the other team. But it turns out that another person on the other team is her ex-girlfriend. They're gay.

The ex-girlfriend stops in and goes no no no she's not the one and like defends the the girl on the other team from her own teammate and i'm not laying it out as well as it can be done but i'm like i'm fucking here for this a lot of these wmba players are fucking each other and if your stats the story's gamer this is fertile ground there's like eight hot wmba players in the world. They don't have to be hot. They just need to be violent and interesting. I saw the headshot of the player that was checking Caitlin Clark out there.

And I like. Predator. Predator. Yeah. She is not a looker. No. I guess if she was a real looker, she would be in the WNBA. Well, or she'd have more fans and get paid more than $37,000 every two years.

Every two years there. In a charity league. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how the fever is. This will blow off and everyone will go back to not giving a shit about WNBA. It's already pretty much happened. I don't know. I think that the viewership on some of our games was pretty decent.

Yeah, in the same way that pickleball is the fastest growing sport because it started from 17 people three years ago. And now it's up to a lot of the elderly and people who are just looking for something kind of fun, which I shouldn't rip on it. Pickleball, in the two times I've played, is actually pretty fun.

It's like, oh man, I want to play tennis, but I don't want to work hard or run or sweat and i don't think my pants i want more activity than ping pong and way less than tennis yeah way less and tennis is fun if you've ever given it a go it's just played when i was really hard yeah pickleball is a good it's it's like the paddles in the ball make it so easy to put spin and like not over hit because you're basically hitting a wiffle ball with a plastic paddle whereas you know if you've tried to like put top spin on a tennis ball it's so easy to like hit it at slightly the wrong angle and sail it over the uh the back line but pickleball that doesn't

really happen as much it's fun i should do it more it's like a way to pretend you did exercise i've never played i've watched people play in prison oh that makes sense you can't really stab someone or hurt someone with any of those uh accoutrement i'm right they did beat this guy god damn it i took the last like five minutes looking that up caitlyn clark won that game yeah you're not even a stats and story. You're just a stories guy. I thought she won the game, but Kyle made me doubt myself. The one she got knocked down in? Yeah.

Yeah. Huh. I didn't look up her personal stats, like her own stat line. I just, they won. It was a close game. It's been bad. I mean. Has it?

Yeah. Yeah. Like we've been talking about, we've been looking at the stats and laughing at them in the whatsapp there was there was one where i can't i don't i just don't care enough to remember i guess but but it was it was some bad it looked bad it was jokey stuff uh i don't know i don't i just don't care though also like yeah averaging 15.6 points a game. On the worst team in the league, I would imagine.

I would guess if they got the first overall pick last year. It's got to be. It's two years in a row, the first overall pick, which is bonkers, I thought. Who's their other good player? Eventually, they'll be good then. That's what happened to the Edmonton Oilers, and now the Oilers are headed to the Stanley Cup. And it only took them eight years with the undisputed best player in the

world since Gretzky to get there. Yeah. Since Lemieux, but regardless, I don't think about that, but they've got, did you, you were talking about like,

like sports interviews. Do you see that little clip I put in the WhatsApp? The Rangers just got eliminated and their goalie is like up for a contract. And like, there's a million mics in his face. Like Igor, his name's Igor Shostakhin. Igor, what are your plans for, you know, your, your upcoming contract? What are your thoughts this off season?

Like, what do you, what do you, what are your plans? Just staying in New York, looking elsewhere. And he's like, I'm sorry. I don't speak English. Perfect English. Yeah. Perfect English. And it's like a little, a little Perfect English. Yeah. Perfect English. And it's like a little,

a little F view. Yeah. Where he's like, I speak enough English to answer this, but I really don't want to. And I'm going to, I was just watching a, this is an NBA player guy.

Steve Adams is the biggest, strongest motherfucker in the league. When you ask anyone who their strongest guy, I think it's Adams is they will universally agree. It's him. The question is about like two through four, two through five not him he's the guy and um uh i guess like kevin garnett had this like presence to him when he trash talked everyone and uh he was like ripping on steve adams that's him and he's bigger than you might guess like He's bigger than the other NBA players who are already huge.

And Kevin Garnett was giving him shit. And he goes, I don't speak English. And Kevin's like, oh, okay. He's from New Zealand, dude. He just has an accent. Sorry, mate. This is all new to me. He's not a Maori, is he? Say that again? He's not a Maori is he say that again

he's not a Maori is he I mean they speak English too Maori is like the island people right yeah M-A-O-R-I he definitely speaks good English those are the natives there they got this whole rights movement I can't get his name right

I-D-W-A-K-I-K-I or whatever that guy's a big proponent of them I have no idea who that person is Tidy Waikiki or whatever. That guy's a big proponent of them. I have no idea who that person is. Really? Tidy Waikiki? Well, now I'm fucked up. It's such a hard... He's a director. He did You See Jojo Rabbit.

It's about the Hitler Youth Boy. Oh, that was a musical. Did he do Thor? I don't think so, no. I never end up watching musicals. Yeah, he did do Thor, Woody. But it's not a musical.

Jojo Rabbit's a World War II sort of ridiculous film. And IT, whatever his fucking name is, they usually know it, plays Hitler. He's got enough white usually know it. Plays Hitler. He's got enough white face on that he looks like Hitler. And he really does look like Hitler, but with weird eyes.

He directed it? Aiki Watiti, yeah. I put his name in there, but the spelling's not helpful. I can't pronounce it. It's still difficult. That'd be funny if he started doing that every movie. It's like Mr. Waikiki, this is the eighth movie in a row

that you've put yourself in. This is a 1970s period piece. I don't know why you have to play Hitler in this. You could have made it! These are some really disjointed scenes. It's about life in Berlin in the late 60s, and you keep zooting back to weird vignettes of yourself

in Argentina living as Hitler. I wonder what 60s and you keep zooming back to weird vignettes of yourself in argentina living as hitler i wonder what 60s berlin was like the fucking iron curtain probably not a very free and happy berlin was uh is west germany so they they'd be on the the side of it where they were allowed to i thought they split berlin did they not i thought it was like east and west berlin i thought that's where the wall was. Oh, I thought that we like won the split pretty heavily where it was like, oh yeah, you get all the population. You get a little more of the area.

No, they got there first. I don't know how unfair the lines were. Like, of course they got there first i guess the fact we got as much in germany as we did speaks to our gumption getting over there a world away a sea away i would say it speaks to what was it it's not the pod stem conference it might be uh where they fucking split up the world when it was still Churchill then. Churchill lost the election while at the conference. They voted Churchill out while he was at the conference to divvy up Europe. That one never made sense to me,

like how that guy could lead them out of the Blitz, win the war, and be a... He's like, all right, I'll be back in three weeks. Me, the Americans, and the Soviets are going to split the world up between the three of us. See you soon. And they're like, I don't know. Maybe some new leadership is in order, guys. I don't know. Let's get rid of this big fat fuck.

Find someone else. I'm a big Churchill fan. I've seen all the movies about him. It seems like he did. I find his drinking habits and his daily diet to be hilarious. Yeah. habits and his like daily um diet to be hilarious um it's yeah didn't wasn't he just like was he one of those guys where like you look at their daily schedule and it's like 9 a.m arise three glasses of french chardonnay six poached eggs it's way more than way more than that it's um it's like that full he would have that full english breakfast alongside he'd have like at least one cigar and then like a bottle of champagne

it'd be like bottles of alcohol he'd have like five different alcohols throughout the day like like like how do you have the energy to plan a war when you're like hammered i i mean it was a rough war you know for for them for a long time we weren't helping do you think he was waking up a lot of mornings and like getting the reports and they're like sir we've lost an unimaginable amount of men on the front because you ordered this charge and he's like that doesn't sound like me well you know dunkirk that's if you've seen the movie dunkirk yeah that was a good movie i liked it i mean that true story i don't know if you know dunkirk that's if you've seen the movie dunkirk yeah that was a good movie i liked it i mean that true story i don't know if you know but like that was a huge fuck up there's like

i don't know how big the english army was but the whole thing was over there and they were on a beach and the germans were on the other side and the water was on the other side and they were just all gonna die and they're like, we've lost the army. Oh, hang on a minute. What do you mean we lost the army? It's like a million men. We lost them. And then they came up with a whole rescue program. Sir, this couldn't possibly be worse.

Couldn't possibly be worse. It was so bad. Imagine if we were playing chess and you took all your pieces and threw them in the trash can that was inaccessible to you. That's what we've done. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. That's what we've done. Yeah. It was bad. Yeah.

Hitler's such a fuck-up. He had it in the bag. Oh, Hitler. You ever see that meme where people are like... Did Hitler ever have a shot at really winning? Yeah, 100%. He didn't need a war with the Soviet Union. And then lots of their...

They squabbled over Poland. They both wanted that Poland. They had a non-aggression pact. Like Stalin was giving him oil. He picked a fight with Stalin and Operation... It's not Operation Barbarossa. It might be Market Garden.

No, that's a different one too. Market Garden was in Western Europe, right? There was no reason for him to start that invasion when he did. He wasn't done with the other part of Europe and the Americans. He had all that to deal with. But then if you look at tank production, Hitler thought bigger was always better. So they were making those King Tiger tanks and those Tiger tanks,

and they talked about how many man hours it took to make one King Tiger. I don't want to be wrong, but I think it was 250,000, 400,000 man hours to make one King Tiger tank and a Sherman tank was 40,000 man hours or something like that. You could make like eight of them.

And it was like, well, eight of them beat one of those. Yeah, let's just do this. You'd rather have those. I read that the German tanks, or watch the YouTube video, were much more difficult to repair and maintain. That they weren't designed with that in mind. So if anything went wrong, it's like a car that's easily totaled.

Yeah. Working on them was difficult. You had to take the engine and the transmission out of the tank. And so you can imagine being out in a field somewhere. If you had to take the transmission out of your truck out in a field somewhere, it'd be a disaster. But doing it to a tank is a whole other thing. Whereas the Shermans, you just pop the hood and went to work. And then they always had parts for the Shermans because we had American supply lines.

And it seems like logistics is our bread and butter. We had those Henry Ford style production lines. And they were the best producers in Europe, but we were the best producers in the world. I'm a little surprised that other countries haven't become better at logistics because it's clearly important. Expensive. Maybe that's it.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, because I'm watching the Ukraine war a lot now, and goodness, so much of success and failure has to do with logistics. Yeah, because I'm watching the Ukraine war a lot now. And goodness, so much of success and failure has to do with logistics. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like now that Biden has turned them loose, they're doing a lot better now. I've been watching that too. Yeah.

But a lot better is like, you know, very incremental moving the goal line in the right direction. They pushed them out. You don't understand. Dozens of meters. Oh, wow. I mean, yeah, in the same way the Blues are going to be a lot better this year. They might finish 15th. Go ahead, Kyle.

I'm sorry. I think they pushed them back out of Kharkiv, and they recaptured all the Kharkiv territory they lost, and then they keep talking about the russian death count and they said this was one of the worst months of the whole two and a half three year war or whatever stop chewing on that you cocksucker chewing on amazon box it's my wall mount stop it and uh what are you mounting a tv and um but the uh jesus christ what was i just talking about the ukrainian war i stopped pushing i've been watching them strike those columns of russian armor and uh i've been

seeing like the reports from the russian side it looks like good things are happening they're killing a lot of people and blowing up a lot of trucks i saw some destroyed s400s those are really expensive i think i think it's probably their most expensive thing is one of those S-400 anti-air, anti-missile things. Those ships they've lost are hilarious. No matter what happens in this war, we'll never have to worry about the Russian Navy

again. They literally haven't. But they're losing to a country that has... They're losing the naval war to a country with no navy there's a really good yeah there's a really good youtube video that talks about like the this huge russian naval failure that happened um it's a long time ago but i think they tried to sail from the black sea around the horn of africa and and down into the Pacific to do some battle down there

for some fucking reason. And they lost so many ships and sailors to friendly fire. They sent a fleet of ships and they didn't all make it. Most of them, they fucked up so bad. And they're like, once again, negligence won the day.

When you look back all of their historic victories have been terrestrial they're not a naval people at all they probably got scared to compete on it because they were like the the british just dominated that for so long they were like oh we don't even want to play that game we're gonna get owned and they did and now they don't have a very good tech tree in the naval world seems like their submarines have always been very good there's some like their submarine fleet like even if they're not i didn't entirely forget about the nuclear submarines that's true submarines are only useful if you're fighting a country with a navy mostly the nuclear missile submarine so that you know they park right off the coast of the u.s so they can lob a nuke right into the continental

without us having all that warning. Remember at the beginning when we worried that they had lasers that hurt your eyes so our javelins could counter it? Do you remember that? That was some silly propaganda. I remember that. I was like, when we read that, I was like, but, alright, I'm no

expert here, but I bet, like, I mean, what do you mean, what? Why don't they just shoot him if, like, what? It just didn't make any sense. Yeah, every kind of laser hurt your eyes. Well, like, the idea that they had one that would shoot the operator of a javelin specifically in his eyes while

he's looking through his scope or whatever during the 30 seconds he's aiming that thing, I was like, this sounds like nonsense. Seems like you could use anything better than a laser. Probably shoot him with that gun over there. No, no. Dimitri, get the laser.

We don't have time for the laser. Get the laser. It's cool. Get the laser. We're going to make this fucker 2050. I saw a video today where there's a Ukrainian in a trench, and he's fucking battling. There's shit exploding everywhere. And here comes a guy running right at him and jumps in the trench with trench with him and it's a russian and the russian realizes that

he's in a trench with the ukrainian and he's just like oh and like he doesn't have a gun he turns around and like runs away the russian the ukrainian sounded just like i don't think he's ukrainian he's fighting the ukrainian side but i think he's an american but he sounded just like i don't think he was ukrainian he's fighting the ukrainian side but i think he's an american but he sounded just like seth rogan he was like oh what what's going on here oh my god what are you doing and the russians got like a z uh sticker you know you did this velcro patches on like military shit he's got like a z patch on his chest but you could see the look in his face when he realized he was in the wrong trench. Man, French warfare feels so anachronistic.

Like, to know it's going on in modern days is weird. Speaking of anachronistic military, no one else but the Germans in World War II had a big, giant rail gun. And I know the story of the rail gun. Someone snuck in, broke it before we could even see how cool

it was. Maybe we invest in rail guns that can shoot all the way oh so when you say rail gun you're talking about a a railroad mounted gun like that gigantic gustav nazi gun that they made that i don't think ever even got used it did because we broke it right it my understanding is they did use it there was i don't know if it was i think what they did is they dropped in some paratrooper some sas badass motherfucker with some thermite and they had him go in and destroy it like by himself like put some thermite on a weak part of it light it up melt through and it was just destroyed the gigantic gun but they definitely used it um there was one german

gun and it might have even been the gustav they built a bunch of big fucking guns but each shell that went into it they weren't all the same caliber like if you got an ak every bullet is 7.62 by 39 like every single one that goes down because it's a steel barrel it's a copper bullet and the pressures and the prep and everything it doesn't degrade that that rifle barrel is going to be good for a thousand two thousand rounds and then still not going to degrade so much that you're going to notice it too much this thing had so much uh force being generated that each round degraded the barrel to the extent that the round after it was made bigger it was a caliber bigger and the round after that one also a caliber bigger and on and on and on so all the shells had to be perfectly machined and made so that one after the other they were getting

bigger that's not a good system and it's like come on guys let's just make a medium one that we can just shoot all fucking day make 50 medium ones that all shoot the same ammo and have the same size for the last time it isn't practical. It doesn't make sense. We're not even winning the war on both sides anymore. It's like, I want the train gun. I love trains. What is, do you not?

That is how this whole thing started, with the trains. It's all trains. They were late, and I got up in arms about it. A train-centric war plan. Yeah, I fucking love world war ii because it kind of knew you knew the bad guys were and you knew the good what guys were it's hard these days what's your favorite ancient war of all the ancient battles i mean it's got

battles the spartan thing is uh 300 almost too easy thermopylae battle yeah Thermopylae? Yeah, Thermopylae. But the Battle of Agincourt, where the English were in France. There's a great movie about it called The King on Netflix. It's the kid from Dune, isn't it? Charlemagne or whatever his name is, that guy. It's good. That's a fun movie. That's a cool battle. What did you like about the battle?

It seemed that seemingly they goaded these French knights and and like high value units into running into a goddamn muddy field. And they were surrounded by English longbowmen who were protected by pikes and. Protected by pikes and what? We'll never know. By pikes and what? we'll never know by pikes and what Kyle? let's guess pikes and shields pikes and shields?

that's a safe bet that shields had a part to play in the battle what he was saying is my understanding of Agincourt where the French foolhardy, foolishly charged across bog land effectively with heavily armored cavalry, which would usually just run right up on an archer, a group of archers and just pummel them if they could. And instead they got all bogged down and just got fucked by the long range of the the english bows just pretty neat this isn't the one where that king of england movie was made about it was it it was on netflix like three years ago it's probably

still on netflix oh i don't know i i'm not good on the movie front uh it was a movie and the final battle kind of played that played out like described, there was some mud involved in the lighter weight. People did better. I I'm like so much more interested in ancient war and like those battles than modern ones. Like it's still, it's still cool to bounce around and like see world war two stuff, world war one,

Vietnam, whatever, but like the intimacy of like knowing like you're lined up next to a guy and it's like hey an hour from now we're gonna like be able to smell the breath of someone who's trying to kill us and it's not gonna be a bullet to the head it's gonna be the most ghastly gory horrid thing like i might you might watch me get bleed out rapidly and have to like maintain your composure as another guy steps up to fill my spot. You might have to step over my shoulder to make sure you don't trip while

you're parrying a sword. I think modern war is scarier. I do. It's the kind of war that you're talking about. If you go back far enough where, you know, basically it's sword fighting, for example,

I feel like you have a lot of say in how you survive right now watching the footage of like ukraine versus russia good gosh it's so much luck involved i i watch a drone find a russian and he just frantically runs away and the drone is toying with him doing doing laps around him, fucking with him, scaring him to death as he runs. He swats at the drone with like a stick or his rifle, you know, trying to like poke it away. And then kaboom,

he dies because the drone is equipped with a grenade. And I'm like, like a cat playing with its food first. It is dreadful. And I don't like, I wouldn't do any better than that. Ridiculous looking Russian would have no way to do better against a bomb that's flying faster than you can run. first it is dreadful and i don't like i wouldn't do any better than that ridiculous looking russian would no way to do better against a bomb that's flying faster than you can run i sometimes wonder

if they took a freaking fps russia with a shotgun if they could shoot drones out of the air like skeet i don't even know when i see those clips of the drones like flying at someone like i don't even know how big to picture that like the kind of drone someone has at the park just like with a grenade taped if it's a grenade it's not much bigger than that um if it's anti-tank than it is it's like a plane yeah thing yeah we don't want to waste those on non-armor i would imagine i don't know they're not paying i don't know either like i i imagine they definitely go for a double kill or something like you said that like you implied they're more expensive but so many of these drones don't get kills at all so you know if i've got this anti-armor thing and i see a two-piece right there i might take it yeah hey cow dog chewed the ethernet cable out next to my foot

shoot through it wow situational. Let's up that. He's itty bitty. He's itty bitty. He's itty bitty. He wasn't like... He was like... You were about to tell me maybe something I didn't know about the Battle of

Agdon Court. Defended by pikes and what? Is it shields? Nah, just swordsmen. Guys on foot guys on foot and they're in this this uh this muddy field and they all it was just a fucking slaughter the movie's good too the king they have a really good sword battle there at the end and the french prince is played by um the twilight guy of bel-air right the french prince of bel-air it's will smith you don't know him kyle no but i saw some i saw a clip of will smith from uh bad boys four which is yes that was cool right

there's this camera technique taylor and he's he's got the gun and and the gun is attached to a camera rig so the camera's pointed at the actor very close to him and he's sort of, you know, moving around scanning with a pistol. And then it seemingly Will Smith himself triggers the flip when the camera flips around the other way. So you can see what he's shooting. And it was a really cool point of view thing that was done practically. Whereas I don't know when the guns here, the cameras pointed at him and he does one of these things.

And now you're looking down the sights. And you're just watching him do his thing. And like Kyle said, it was a really neat effect. It opens my eyes to what actors do. Because sometimes I think actors are like living this story. But no, they're making this video. And those aren't the same things. Is this an old movie?

It's happening now. It hasn't come out yet. It's in production right now. I'd never seen a camera rig like that before. I added a bunch of good movies to the Plex, or I requested them and our friend added them. I watched Shogun assassin this morning it's really good so it's a 1980s samurai movie i think what they did is they took the best parts or the parts that make the most sense from three samurai movies about i think it's long wolf and tiger cub and it's the story of a samurai who the shogun is afraid of so he basically sentences him to death and uh they kill his wife instead accidentally with their evil ninjas and then he goes

rogue and he's trying to keep his son alive who he's pushing around in this little i don't know 18th century japanese cart the little kids in and, and he's just killing everybody. He just kills everybody. It's lots of... It's just one sword fight after another for an hour and a half. And I really enjoyed it. There's a lot of sword fighting. A lot of funny like... Not funny, but like

interesting ways to make the sword fights. Because each time he fights somebody, they got a whole thing. They got their own technique maybe. Or there'll be a bunch of them. He fights like a whole squad of lady assassins at one point um he fights these guys one of them's got like a garden uh claw you know that that like four pronged guard he's got those on his fist like the shredder um and then the other guys. No. A hoe's a blade. It has the three little spikes. I know the tool.

Yeah. But that's not a hoe. But anyway, Shogun Assassin's real good. I liked it a lot. I know that it was featured in Kill Bill. Kill Bill 2. There's a part where they're watching it. I recognized some of the lines from the opening

of Shogun Assassin, but I highly recommend that one. That was a lot of fun if you want to watch a samurai movie. I like samurais. I would watch a samurai film. I've been watching a bunch of samurai stuff lately. I watched... And still you are swordless. It's called A Garden Claw, by the way.

My mistake. Garden Claw? If they made a samurai story about you, Kyle it'd be called a man without a blade the bladeless man you are i don't have one yet i watched yojimbo i think it's from the fifties it's made by kurosawa who's a famous japanese director who kind of pioneered a lot of the film techniques that we appreciate today. And Yojimbo has been copied at least twice that I can think of. There was a Clint Eastwood movie called I think it's for a few dollars more. It's a complete rip off of Yojimbo. It's basically one badass comes into a town and the town is owned by two gangs

who are rivals. And he makes it, he's like, oh, I could profit from this by pitting them against one another. So he immediately goes over and kills like three or four of one gang easily and goes to the other gang and they pay him. And then when it's time to fight, he's like, no, I don't think I want to. And just leaves them in a lurch and he just kind of plays them back and forth. That also happens in the Clint Eastwood movie.

And then it also happens in a Bruce Willis movie, which is also a copy of it. The Bruce Willis movie is called Last Man Standing. Same shit, but it's during bootlegger times, like early 1900s. So he's got 1911s. He's got two of them. And when he kills somebody, he dumps both magazines and seemingly they're 30 rounds each. So he'll just do, do, do, do, do, do, do. And the person will fly through the air really theatrically. It's a good movie too. I like that movie. Did you see that shooting in Costa Rica from the couples murdered that dude just murdered that. I was going to ask your take on it. So here,

let me lay it out. Um, there's some details that I'm fuzzy on. I don't know if Kyle knows more. It happens in Spanish. I know everything. Okay. So,

um, there's two couples. They're outside in a driveway. Are they at the shooter's house or what I'll call the victim? They're neighbors. But the man who has the pistol, that's his carport. And the man who's going to get shot, he lives right over there. They're in an argument over a faucet.

Yeah, I read in the comments that the water was out at the victim's house, I'll call the guy who got shot. And they felt like it was the shooter's fault. I don't know what's true, but I read that. It's in Reddit comments, right? Yeah. But here's the part I do know for sure. The shooter, as he sees the other couple coming, slips behind a truck so he can privately check his gun. Does he cock it?

Does he make sure there's a round in the chamber? I'm not sure. He rubs a little. He looks at his gun and puts it back in the holster to make sure that the gun is ready. So the Redditors, who seem to be anti-gun a little bit, thought this was very premeditated because he made sure his gun was in operational condition. All right. because he made sure his gun was in operational condition. All right.

So then, now this part I know, the guy with the gun starts talking shit about the other man's wife. Like he's cursing her out, giving her a hard time directly. Well, that inspires the guy who gets shot to start throwing fists. The dude with the gun takes a step back and puts it's five rounds a good estimate not even close it must be 10 or 15 he just kept on going he shoots him like five times and then he takes two steps forward to shoot straight down into his face he's like all right i got you five times so you can't move very well now you're like it was like a video game when you're styling on somebody

you like keep shooting him like he he gave him this is in costa rica it is in costa rica yeah so they were just part of my like uh language barrier a lot of shooting so do you think it was a justified shooting no i think he murdered that guy okay what if he hadn't stepped forward what if he had just put the first five three rounds in him would you feel better about it then uh i i don't know i don't know you know it it if we're it depends what we're talking about if we're talking about the laws of man then it's going to depend where he is. I don't know what Costa Rican law is. I bet. I bet even in Florida,

that's a bad look for him to, to do all that. But if we're talking about like some sort of samurai cowboy code where you fuck with me, you die. Okay. Then it's okay. But he ain't Clint Eastwood.

This was a faucet between some neighbors. He should have chilled out in Florida for, for sake of argument. Yeah. I'm like, dude, if if you i'm so torn on this and i've argued both sides on the show so i'll definitely be a hypocrite but uh um like i can i can start a fight with words right there's something called fighting words in american law and if i say the right things about you and your family or whatever i've started the fight even though you threw the first punch right that's a thing um so it sounds like he started the fight with his words but the other guy escalated it to violence and then he shot him you're allowed to like if if we remove the words thing and you just start hitting me i'm allowed to shoot like that's

okay um i don't know because he hit him like he threw like one punch and and and then this guy like destroyed him it wasn't he he wasn't in fear for his life necessarily like you're gonna have a hard time proving that they're the reason he threw one punch i I would argue, is because as soon as the other guy started getting his gun out, that changed his spirit. That made him not want to fight anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that shooting. Okay. I didn't like that.

It was more gray to me. Yeah, that looked bad to me. Even if he didn't like go back there and get his gun ready, like before the, the, the, he knows an argument's coming and he's here for it and he's, and he's getting his gun ready, concealing it. And then when the guy throws one punch,

he, he doesn't defend himself. He kills that guy. They came to his house, right? So there's a kind of stay in your ground thing. Now I might be getting outside the legal into like my own moral code but like if you come to my house and start throwing punches at me i don't know what the law says but i feel double entitled to like look what do i have to

run out of my own house maybe i shot him i tell it he shot him to me times that's the that that's like the the thing that won't even allow my brain to be like come on he shouldn't have been there now when you say you shot him too many times are you talking about your understanding of the law or your personal moral code i'm sorry both but okay i think it's like i can just see us in court and then be like how many punches did mr rodriguez throw hey he threw one punching me how many shots did you fire? Well, the gun holds 17, so probably 17. I imagine, just in my head, it's like, Mr. Rodriguez, how many punches did he throw? It's like, he threw one punch.

Hmm, ay caramba. It's like the judge just saying that in passing. Yeah, that looked bad to me. I saw another one also in Spanish. I think it might have been Mexico. No, it was in Spain. And what happened was this comedian had gone on social media. I don't know what if there'd been a prior deal between these two men,

but this father is posting a picture of his son on his lap. I saw this. It's like three-month-old son on social media, and this comedian posts a comment, and he's like, ah, it's nice. Soon he'll be sucking black dicks and not ball players. White, blue-collar worker, black dicks. You'll see. Something like that is his comment on this man's picture of himself.

Three-month-old child. I know a little bit of background that Kyle doesn't seem to. So they were arguing on Twitter, and the comedian went through this guy's history. They were arguing about politics or something. And he went through this guy's history and started talking about how his son was going to be sucking dick and stuff like that.

So he just went through his post-history to find things he might be sensitive about, and he did. So the father drove six hours to the comedian's next show and walked on stage and started slapping the shit out of him in front of everybody and uh the guy the comic is literally backed into a corner like perched up on a thing hiding i didn't catch any blows though like i just the the father was mostly like yelling you think the slaps ended a couple i guess he got a couple slaps i thought he was i was thinking he was gonna beat the shit out of him when i saw the backstory of it and then i saw the actual comment and i'm like oh okay this kind of plays into the woody fighting words thing where like yeah this guy's straight up attacking your three-month-old

child with like with bizarre yeah fucked up sexual shit it's like okay i think it's better than beating the comedian like it he didn't break his nose he broke his spirit that comedian was on a stool looking like a fucking bitch just hoping that he wouldn't hit him anymore, apologizing, asking for mercy from that guy as he slaps him in front of a crowd. The guy doing

the slapping is explaining to the store manager or something, whatever, and this guy did this, this is why I'm upset with him and everyone's like well the argument seems valid but you need to wrap it up now I didn't see the the bouncer

at the club was like moving up to try and remove the guy and then the father turns and is like explaining it and then the bouncer's kind of like okay let's see how this pans out for a second because you're making some salient points here. I didn't realize what a ghoul we had on stage.

Yeah, if you bloody my nose, but I'm still like, you know, that's all you got. It's not the same victory as you just slapping me. Nothing more than a red mark and me being like, Taylor, would you please stop? I can't take another one. You're hurting my feelings and I'm crying and everyone's watching you alpha me and like dude that went really well for the guy yeah hopefully that comedian uh doesn't find any success that'd be great you're probably not that funny off the cuff if like you get in a political argument with someone and you have to like scroll back in their history and be like oh what's he

sensitive about oh he's probably sensitive about his three-month-old son and some abhorrent disgusting situations that any sane person would take offense at let me go this way and it's like yeah yeah hopefully you never find success sir i love seeing good beating oh yeah yeah i watched a few good police activity videos i saw one where the lady runs away and in a car that she's stolen and then once they disable the car she jumped off a bridge like while the cops watch and they're like oh shit like she's so it was a tall bridge like she was down there now there was no like what happened to her into water did she get away is she unfortunately those videos kind of end once it's they get to a point you're like oh i wonder what

happens next and it's like they roll the credits there's uh there's this i don't i never have good police activity videos but and you've probably seen this one because your knowledge of it is encyclopedic but it was this guy who was a thief and he was trying to escape police on a bridge and the video almost starts with like the thief holding on to the railing trying not to fall off the side of this bridge but nobody like pushed him over the side his plan was to like crawl over the side and then hang down a bit so his feet are closer to the ground and then let go drop and escape but there's no water and it's a much higher bridge than this retard realizes real high and underneath the bridge there's like a walking path a concrete walking path just a narrow

one and then a huge amount of grass on either side of the walking path and like the police if i recall and kyle probably knows are like trying to get him back up like they don't want him to fall they're like come on we gotta arrest you and this guy just like like gandalf like fly you fools like he lets go and he falls so far and so hard a hundred percent of his body hits the concrete area and he's like broken laying there and so the cops just kind of take a nice slow amble all the way down. And they're like, you're under arrest. He's just laying there like making that wheezing. I'm dead and dying noise.

And it's like, hey, that's what you get. Don't play stupid games. I saw a big booty hoe climb the barbed wire fence that they use to keep people away from those big power transformer stations. And then she climbed on top of it and started twerking. And then she exploded into a ball of blue light. It's like a 30 second video. You're like,

Oh, you'd be careful that barbed wire. You've got those shorts are short. All right. You made it. All right. Oh, you're going up there. I don't know about that.

Maybe she's an electrician. She probably – oh, there she goes. You think she's all right? No. No. She's dead. Dude. I actually don't like those videos.

That's definitely not America. When the people get electrified. Don't watch videos in India. A lot of the population of India doesn't get electricity yet. The wiring is just wherever. I've seen guys get on top of the train and I'm like, is he trying to get shoes that are wrapped around a...

No, this guy's just futzing around. He grabs it and suddenly just... Now somebody's in the middle of a... He's like, I will never know how Kramer gets through this mess. Dude, I've been watching the Thunder Thoughts subreddit,

and I'm addicted. It is so good. Is that what it is? It's just girl fights. That's what it is. Yeah. Girls fighting each other. Mostly black girls.

Okay. A lot of black girls, yeah. But not all. And by the way, it's a little tougher than 15 undeniably disproportionate amount of that is but um you can't always figure out who's gonna win like i usually think like the overweight girl is gonna win the fight because it's gonna turn to wrestling and hair pulling no man some of those skinny bitches got hands and like you can't just call it and you got to watch the fight and by the way ruthless ruthless there aren't a lot of guy fights that go to the ground and then just face punches for two and a half minutes like yeah guys tend to

like you know all right you got tested him that's enough that's what i was trying i was trying to prove to you that i can do this anytime i need to not the girls they're just ineffectively punching in the face you know a good like 37 shots of the face is worth a bloody nose that's it i'm like why aren't they dropping elbows or something but okay you do use a good bit of nudity. Yes. Something about a lot of these chicks, when they go out partying and then getting into arguments, they wear a dress with nothing at all under it, and it's just

pussy and titties everywhere. I saw a chick this morning, and I knew who was going to win this one, because one of them didn't have any fucking hair, and the other one had a lot of fucking hair, and she immediately grabbed that hair and was using it as a fucking fulcrum. She was just destroying it.

Someone throw knees. I've seen judo throws for 15 seconds and I've already seen a wig ripped off. You know what? That's actually... A wig, so probably a white girl?

Yes, yes. That's a tactical advantage. Like those lizards that lose their tail. Like cops that wear clip-on ties. That's smart. Or machinists. Grab that and yank ya. Machinists.

This is just pornography. Seemingly. Say that like it's bad. That's all we get here in North Carolina, baby. There's a lot of professional lighting set up. Oh, literally pornography. Yeah, and their heart's not in this. I'm rolling past that.

Oh, if you get a chance, check out this new body cam video game that came out. Landmark's been playing it. It looks real. I don't know how to explain it. Your viewpoint is from a body cam, like you're a cop or SWAT or something. And it looks real. It looks like you're in a real building having a real shootout. It looks like you're playing Airsoft.

And I've never seen anything that looks like this. Landmark says it's the hardest game he's ever played really it's uh it's really bizarre you play like team deathmatch and free for all and all hard the control uh the way the controls work um when you as you move the mouse like left or right your character doesn't just rotate he's sort of doing this natural head bobbing leaning sort of thing the movement is natural and and just watching the video i get a little bit of motion sickness i don't think i'm gonna play it it it reminds me of vr it's like a vr game but not in vr it's uh it has a really weird three-dimensional look yeah hard is an interesting thing to me.

Because if the rules are fair, why would it be hard? Everyone else is dealing with that. Shouldn't he have success because he's so good at video games? It baffles me. I'd like to see it. You got to be curious for sure. Yeah. Especially, there's a woods map.

And I was like, oh my god. It looks kind of real. This could be body cam footage. This could just be a police video. Especially indoors and there's a shoot house map I suppose. I wonder if that's what's next. I really dislike foliage that's

flat. It looks okay from a distance but you walk through it and you realize all the... it's just a bunch of flat things. Polygons. Yeah. I don't mind that i i guess i don't it depends on the game if i'm playing like an rpg i would like it to be as realistic or or whatever is possible but in a shooter i i don't really care so much the shrubs are just kind of decoration i guess yeah depends on i guess yeah the point of the game if it's something like

skyrim i want like a really nice scenery but if it's an rts or something where it's more like or a shooter something strategy focused i can kind of take a back seat i'm not playing any games i need something new to play i'm kind of done with arena breakout it's also so goddamn hard that i can't i don't think I can continue to play it. Everybody went broke. Like, Landmark's got money, I think, still, and Shroud's got money, but everybody else went broke.

Yeah, but you just got to wait until they're going to release the pay-to-win, and then you can just buy up the money. I thought you told me you could buy rubles, or whatever they are. Oh, the game's still in beta, and you can buy coin in the mobile version, but they've said they're not going to sell coin

on the PC version. They said they're going to do a subscription service for the gamma, like $3 or $4 a month or something, and I'm sure they'll sell some other things, like cosmetics, but I think they're going to try not to piss off the whole PC audience

by over-monetizing. You know how it would go. If they went too hard in the pain of the monetization, everybody would just disappear. It's not like they have some following. I thank my lucky stars that WoodyCraft existed just right before

Pay2Win became as evil as it did. Pay2Win was pretty fucking common during the WoodyCraft days and it's changed my life. If I were to make WoodyGraph right now, and all I could sell are fucking Dr. Seuss hats, I'd have

a smaller house. Oh yeah, you'd have a fifth as many fireplaces. There'd be no Game of Thrones room. Oh no. You did. Perfect timing. This has been a long one you guys want to call it yeah it's time all right boys pkn 511