Painkiller Already - PKN 526

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

He Kate in no, that's not what the top says. It says pka 717 Should be changing. Oh, oh, there it is you problem solved pk in 526 just Taylor and I today because well, we don't I sometimes what he Just doesn't make it. Yeah, he could be up to anything. Hopefully he's alright and he's just lost in the joy of Soaring through the clouds, you know what I heard I heard that maybe he just had gotten a new pager. Yeah And you had a pager accident. Yeah. Yeah for those of you don't know these Israelis did this thing recently I think it's Hezbollah switched from cell phones to pagers because you know

Security issues where the Israelis were cracking down their cell phones and murdering them all. Yeah and they went to Shlomo's pager emporium to buy them apparently. Yep headed over to their good buddy Shlomo who had some cut rate deals on pagers not too cheap though you know Shlomo he made he made his money. Well he had to make ends meet. Yeah and so the pager merchant. Turns out these pages are a little little bomb that the Israelis can trigger all at the same time And we tried ourselves on the heaviest pagers on earth Um, I don't know what they did to him, you know, it's still early like maybe that hurts I saw someone saying well, they'd probably just made him overheat. That's a stupid project I think they killed nine people already and it's Lebanon, I think.

So I would imagine they're not counting the casualties the way that you would expect the first world nation, you know, exactly on the ball. Two thousand seven hundred fifty is what I read. Pagers went off and nine dead so far. And, you know, it's only bad guys because Hezbollah went and bought three thousand pagers somewhere and then was like art give this to all the boys What if it was what if it was they were just hanging out what if there was a men's group they like to go camping It was a men's group that likes to go camping in deserts

And caves in the desert where they launched their rockets from Actually, no, I don't hezbollah is not al-kaeda. They're not in caves. They've got real, real, real shit. I mean, encampments. I'm sure they've got some, they got some guys in caves. Everybody does. I guess we do too. Everybody's got some cave builders out there. Sure. I saw some people saying like, no, it doesn't, they didn't have explosives in them. They just superheated the battery and it exploded. And then I saw, and that logically didn't make sense to me.

And then I saw someone being like, yeah, that's not how lithium batteries work. Like you've seen phones explode when people hit them with hammers. It tends to just like be a flare outside of a small area because it wants to burn. It doesn't want to blow up. It would have to be contained like a, like a sparkler bomb in order for it to blow up. And so these things definitely had to have had plastic explosive inside. Right. I would think so.

I would think you, I would think so if you're going to go through all that, um, trouble, like you put some kind of pop in there, maybe some sort of fragmentary like ball bearing type shit in there. Like you said, the heaviest pages in all of Lebanon, slow most discount Emporium, like-mo discounting podium. Like, holy shit. That's the Israelis for you, just always on the forefront of being sneaky and murdering people.

They're the best at it. They're fucking best at it. That's pretty conniving to have gone through all that. Their next project, they've invented these dogs with exploding penises so when they rape people with their dog the penis will explode inside the person. You know tit for tat as they say. They flew those paramotors over which means now for the next 50 years Israel gets to do whatever they want every day. Let's make it 40 years make it biblical. It's you know an even an even century. Yeah or say like 44,000 days or

something something like that. 44,000. I don't think I don't think they're gonna at the rate they're going they're not gonna need that long to to have them Yeah. To just either have bombed everyone out of there or move their own hotels and settlements in. And that's what it seems. The direction seems to be going then. I mean, it's it's beach front property. Like it looks kind of nice. Yeah. But it's got craters in it and you know, they're gonna have to fix it. Make it look nice. Come at Sanbo. You sent a couple of like like a Zamboni or a bunch of high school kids with those. You've seen what kids will do with shovels on the beach.

They'll make those crazy, crazy holes and stuff. It'd be good. I love digging holes on the beach. It's good. Everybody likes digging holes. There's great. And it's that wants to find out what's down there. Is my dad would help. And I could tell he also was enjoying building the hole.

Well, building a hole. Actually, you know, I was going to say digging a hole. But at a certain point, when it becomes a big enough hole at the beach, you are building the hole because you, you know, I was gonna say digging a hole, but at a certain point, when it becomes a big enough hole at the beach, you are building the hole because you're constantly having to like rebuild the sides and add, you know, whatever kind of structure you can. And then you eventually try and get bored, you get bored going deep.

And so you try and build a channel out towards the ocean and see if you can like have your own little private lagoon. Man, that was fun. I always wanted to, we had, we were doing a video one time for FPS Russia and it was something about Doomsday Survival or something and you know I sent him this pitch and on one of the pitches I was like we could build like a Doomsday Bunker and in my head I'm thinking like I get a free Doomsday Bunker. You know what I mean? Like we're gonna build one then

I get to keep it. Yeah. And I was so pumped. I was going to dig this hole and like a tunnel basically in the side of a hill. So you could go in sideways rather than go straight down and put a Connex box in there and then have like a, like a tunnel that was concrete encased that came from the top, you'd have like a, like a, like a movie. I don't know anything about building that stuff, but I've seen movies where there are bunkers and I was just going to copy that it was going to be like the one from Lost or something. I was so psyched. You weren't going to like grab a civil engineer friend or someone? Fuck that. Maybe I would, you know, actually,

no, it wouldn't cave in on itself, right? No, Connex box is tough. They're really sturdy. Ah, okay. Connex box is those giant shipping containers you see on boats, the huge ones. They have these big swinging locking doors. It's all self-contained. And at the time you could buy one for 10, 12 grand, depending on if you cared about what color and what dense. They come in a couple different, you know, there's a couple different kinds, but they didn't want me to build a doomsday bunker, so I didn't get one or did I? Yeah, I hope you do. I hope you have one. Never mention it. I don't have one.

And if I did, I'd be too excited. I'd share it. You tell people, you'd be like, here I am at the doomsday bunker. I wouldn't post it online, but it would be like, lulls and conversations with friends or acquaintances. But you know, I'm a bit of a lunatic You know, I started talking about this one I want people to walk away from oh Someone tried to kill Trump again. That's where I was going to Throw us going to another lunatic. It turned out He's an author so you could you could pick up his really? Yeah, did he write? He wrote something about how I heard a lot about him. Not as he was,

he was like, we elected a child and Donald Trump and he's going to lead us into like war and this and that and the other. And that's what I got from his book. Cause I, I watched 30 seconds of the news. Yeah. But it seems that he was a felon and that he flew to Florida and got himself some body armor and an AK and went hunting for Trump at his golf course. Yeah. Do you see that like it was a, or the Trump team is saying it was like a unscheduled outing?

Like he just impulsively was like, I'm golfing today, we're doing this. And he was still there. That's weird. Well see, I don't think that's weird. I see people saying that's weird, but to me, the guy just went to Trump's golf course, I feel like with a gun. He just happened to be there. My take on it is Trump golfs so much at his own golf course that pick a day, you know, pick like early tee time and he's probably there. Like flip a coin. He's 50 50. Maybe a bit like. I don't know.

Still still a bit odd. You got within very serendipitous on the shooter's behalf. If it's just happenstance to be, ah, it's not like you got to even see Trump. You know, they caught him. They got him. They he looks crazy. He looks like a fucking.

Did you see there's a 10 minute interview with this guy on Newsweek Romania where he's like he's like the most fanatical pro-Ukraine guy on Newsweek Romania, where he's like, he's like the most fanatical pro-Ukraine guy on earth. Like, that was it. Yeah. He's like, there's no gray area in this conflict. It's good guys and bad guys. And I don't understand why thousands of people from every country on earth aren't here right

now. And like, he literally said that he's like, everyone should be here, you know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, obsessed with Ukraine, seemingly, and hated that Trump was to him a threat to ending that, or at least the US's involvement in that conflict. Here's a little tidbit that came in. Iranian state media is reporting that Iran's ambassador to Lebanon, and then his name, a bunch of gobbledygook suffered extremely serious injuries to his eyes Leaving him almost completely blind as a result of today's pager attack by Israel What was Iran's ambassador to Lebanon doing with a Hezbollah pager?

What are you talking about? It's known as belongs in like almost entirely Iran back Lick of course they are but what I'm saying is like all the way to the top, the official ambassador had had a pager. Yeah. Hezbollah is not like Al Qaeda. Like they're more of a real deal military force backed by like a real country. Like, so it's, you know, I think. I think they're in the head. I think we designate them as terrorists.

Yeah. I was just saying, because I think a lot of people picture Middle East and they're like, oh, they're like those Al Qaeda guys, like in a fucking cave, shooting RPGs and these guys are these guys are a lot more advanced than that. Yeah. Designated terrorists. Everybody is these days. I've been watching shit about them. And the Mexican cartel is so scary, dude. Mexican cartel is so scary that I don't even know if I want to talk about.

I'm going to say nice things about the Mexican cartel. You know what? I'm just going to say the Mexican cartel well run group. All of them get done. You know, the good looking guys too. All right. They dress well. They got a panache. All right. And that's all you'll want. You won't find me saying a bad thing about those scary people. No, my God, dude, the amount the the level of torture is like it's it's it's like a saw movie. You know, those are the most upsetting violent videos I've seen online. Not not even videos, just like pictures people would post where it's like after the car, like the scene of the crime after a cartel member finds a snitch or

purported snitch. And it's like no face, balls in your mouth, dick in your mouth. You got like your heads, like your torso's been truncated and quartered and like they've like neatly like laid your arms and your head on it. Like some guys-

They put it in it. No, no, you're brand new to this. That is not how we organize the genital. And then we wanted to be kind of like, it's called a crossbone, you know brand new to this. That is not how we organize the genital. And then we wanted to be kind of like a skull and cross bone, you know, kind of scary. Kind of like boo. Little scary. You know, I think they're going to be scared enough by the dick in the mouth. No, you don't want more about that. It's like plating. You know, I learned much more than Ramsey.

Yes, he's putting the like micro-fennel like right next to the fucking, right next to your asshole that he's putting. My God, they put a baby corn right in his ear. They cut this one's guy's face off. They don't know if he was alive when they cut it off or not, but apparently they so carefully peeled his face off that they then stitched it onto a soccer ball And I don't mean like rag tags like hey stitch it on there be funny I don't know how to stitch but I'll do my best. It was like Emilio

Me he makes the best soccer balls with faces. Oh, Amelia. Come come show them your work He's got like a selection the end. So when they found this guy, they found his body It's like you said they like take they truncate him All the limbs head off dicking balls in your mouth And then they like open your torso up split it down the middle and then they have your arms and legs and head sort Of stuffed in there and this macabre sort of they turn you into almost like a spider person in this weird display But this guy's face was on a soccer ball

That's all I mean they say they found they sit the cartel sends them to you they're like hey here's your stock here's a soccer ball with fucking pd the big mouth's face on it. Oh did you see a picture of the ball? No I didn't want to see that it was I was watching the infographics channel it's all animated and even during the video they're like we don't know why you're watching this but here we go and I'm like you made it and monetized it. You creep. Yeah, like I, I clicked it at three in the morning.

You should be doing videos on how to like on how to save like, like tax tips and shit. You're an infographic channel, not a cartel torture. Dude, so scared of the cartel. I'm more scared of the cartel than I think I am aliens because the aliens. I have a new theory on the aliens I think it might be us what if they're time travelers from the future when we've evolved into them I've been watching this thing that suggests something like that and they were uh they they got this genetic biologist and uh he was sort of he was like you know as aliens do

look like what we think we will eventually look like with this sort of the way our, we're demasculinizing our like facial structure is, like brow lines or changing eyes are getting, would get bigger because the eyes is part of the brain. And he sort of like took one of those classic gray aliens. He's like, that's kind of what we might look like in a few million years. Like maybe they're coming back in time

for better genetic material. No, we wouldn't continue to evolve into little gray aliens. Why not? We started as like Monkey men that were like all hunched over and it was like environmental pressures to make that useful like eyes that are taking up half your face like That wouldn't be useful to us like being smaller and weaker isn't useful. Like there's no pressure to be that. Or at least no skin pressure for middle-line. Well, we, we, we, environmental pressures aren't really what are like changing our evolution anymore. If you look at the way, I was thinking about this, in vitro fertilization in its

own way is allowing people who should not be passing their genes down to do so. They should be cut out of the evolutionary track with us, but instead those genes are being passed down and over time that could accumulate. More infertility issues. So maybe after a million years of anytime someone in the population can't breed we let them do so anyway You you end up with a massive infertility issue of some kind like a lot children of what is it children of men that Clive? Oh, yeah, I've seen that Clive Owen. That's dark the dark fucking future One woman's no flyin wanna get you people can't have babies anymore They haven't had babies for like

25 years or so and suddenly a lady, they find a pregnant lady. It's in the future, but it's not like flying cars future. It's like dystopian future. It's like dirty and every scene is gray. Societal collapse is imminent. Yeah, it's a good movie. But yeah, I love that alien shit and the sort of what if it's this? What if it's that? Actually, the government's been working on anti gravity technology since the 50s. They're very much about it. We only haven't heard about it because they haven't gotten anywhere.

Maybe come up with a good anti gravity gun. That would be the coolest thing ever. There's no way that they would let us buy anti gravity rays because people would start hurting themselves. But they can grab and travel like shit. There's no way that they would let us buy anti-gravity rays because people would start hurting themselves. But think of how funny- Anti-gravity travel, like a ship. You could moon jump in your backyard. You jump to some sort of a

like Saturday morning cartoon anti-gravity kind. I'm talking about like a flying saucer that you can levitate. I'm skipping all the way to when it's in my corner store, just like the Delta 8 stuff. Like, just like, I go right there and grab it. Yeah, just make those moon boots like from when I was a kid. I want those. Yeah, that I was too big for and didn't work.

I want to be floating. Dude, that would be so much fun. As a kid, like I was just stupid enough to be like the Nike pumps, you know? I remember that. I was just stupid enough, for those who don't know, Nike had these pumps. There was a pump on the tongue of the shoe that you pump up and the idea was you were inflating the inside of the fucking Shoe where your foot was but like pressurized there and like eight ten-year-old me was like Yes, that works I mean look at Jordan he's flying like like like okay, I gotta get some of those

Yeah, there's what would that even fucking do? That was so stupid, such a gimmick. Yeah, like what was the plane that you fucking fly? I remember them jumping higher, like I remember seeing people on TV playing basketball and then being like, ah, you know, this game isn't going my way. My shoes must be low on air. Yeah, I got to pump up pump pump pump and Did you ever have uh light up sneakers as little l.a lights? I had the l.a gear l.a gear

I think is what they were called. I had those. Yeah, I don't remember if I had that brand or not but I can still remember like doing that little kid thing like at night like Leaving the roller rink or whatever baseball game and like stomping so hard. Like, mom, look, look, she's just exhausted probably. I remember, like, I remember how cool they were, like, like me and all my friends had them. They lit up red and eventually the batteries would die. You know, you know, you could only, they only had so many steps. I guess it was like, it was elementary school for sure I remember that probably it was still at the point where they line you up to go to the bathroom

Alright, everybody were going to the bathroom. So probably second grade Second grade I got my LA gear. Those are those some cool fucking sneakers. I'd buy those today I wish my shoes still lit up. Are they available anymore? God, I hope not It helped me get around the house at night when it's dark. When I'm walking to a landmine of fucking barking dogs. Dude, I get up and try to piss at night and I have to sneak and sneak and if one dog wakes, they act like the grim reaper has come into the house and they all just screaming and running and jumping. it's it's a fucking disaster it's it

there's no way you could sneak in this house I can't go to the bathroom without without alerting the fucking hounds mm-hmm he has joined us I am sorry I'm late you're good no worries are you doing something fun at least no this is the situation I helped my daughter move this weekend and I have been suffering with back pain. Even like if you don't know if you never had back pain, it was like a two or three out of 10 before I helped her move. And I know that is the key to not do anything. Right. It'll it is on the precipice of being a nine out of 10, like a really bigger problem. But she had to move.

So I worked through it and as expected, here I am. So I am on like some muscle relaxants and it wasn't just a few seconds ago, Jackie's like tapping on the door, I'm laying in bed. She's like, you have a job, you know? Well, right, right. I know I'm laying in bed. She's like, you have a job, you know. Well, right, right. I know I'm watching YouTube shorts 15 feet from here. You could have sent her.

We've been talking about Trump. Big shout out to Becky for getting me up. So I'm really sorry, but I'm a little medicated and I. Do you feel weird? Like the pills like making you feel like off or weird yeah yeah but like I am sucks it sucks that people can't put the effects of drugs into words very well but I'm just casual I don't know it's like like I don't have a worry but I should be worried about getting to work and I I'm very sorry I

don't have a better excuse. That's no worries. We talked about a couple things. The talked about I don't know if you've seen the whole heads-balancing. Talked about the pager thing today. Yeah that's the latest. Oh only a little bit. I guess they exploded or something. This is the latest breaking stuff on that. But I don't want to name names but some people that I was discussing this with in the discord were like you don't know it was

explosive you don't know that the Israelis did it I'm making the most it's clear that that's what happened well here's the New York Times article so we have to argue anymore you conspiracy nutjobs Israel fucking like let's see they in small amounts of explosives were implanted in beefers that Hezbollah had ordered from a Taiwanese company, according to American and other officials briefed on the operation. Israel intercepted over 3000 pages

that were the Hezbollah terror network, put C4 in them and then let them go out like it was the wire. They fucking like went to the stores and then Hezbollah goes alright send it out to the boys Everybody needs one now. We can stay in touch. The network is secure Then they detonated them all at the same time Simultaneously, right that was my heart that that made me think this was an Israeli plan. Yeah

I'm old tenus late nine dead and like right away Including guess who got blinded but the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon he happened to have one of these Hezbollah terror phages in his and he was like huh a page and it blew up in his eyes because that's the oh my gosh it didn't even occur to me it wouldn't go off on your hip like a little delay is clever who holds a picture like well that's how you read it. You know, like, like, pagers are like, oh, my daddy had a pager when I was four years old. I remember there were codes we had to like send so that he would know like, like, you know, you'd send this little text thing to his pager by punching numbers into a, even a payphone. It's old school tech and they put

bombs in there. But yeah, you know, when you check a pager, you pop it up and you look at it, see, you know, what's going on. You read the words. How long did they have them bugged before they blew them up? They're not saying that. That's not interesting. What's also great about it is if you think about it, if it did go off on your hip,

now you got this ridiculous scar on your hip. Everybody's got these pages. Yeah, but you have eyes. Yeah. I know you don't, but what I'm saying is we catch you later. If we catch you later and we suspect, like everybody's got these yeah but you have eyes yeah we catch you later if we catch you later and we suspect like we find you somewhere you shouldn't be but you seem innocent like yeah you've also got a pager scar on your hip bro how'd that happen you know it's just a little bit of a way to identify them or brand literally brands terrorists i'd be interested to see like what like how long they had it because like one of my thoughts was like is like

Had they gotten all the information they wanted out of that network because or maybe like they didn't even bug them I would imagine they bugged them too to know what they what's being said. Oh I don't know you would you would think maybe to maybe maybe that too or maybe you could even create some sort of a map you would think maybe to maybe maybe that too, or maybe you could even create some sort of map. Because if you do something like this, it's just like it's almost an instant ensuring we're like, as well as going to go back to the drawing board on communication devices and shit, right? Got the pit, but that's what the boys are saying. They're breaking out the smoke signals. They're getting the pigeons out, whatever it takes. Right. People on the other side. There was a war games where like, so an American was supposed to react like the Iranians would or Iraqis.

I forget who it was. And the Americans were very confident going into this war game. And one of the things they had was an intelligence advantage. Well, the guy didn't use like over the air comms at all. There was no emails. There were no radios. He just put people on motorcycles with notes zipping everywhere. And the Americans cried foul play like you're not supposed to bore that way. Why don't you guys use your convenient and useful Gmail? It reminds me, it says it's a dot gov. Are you crazy? It says it's a dot gov. Are you crazy? At Cisco, of course, we would ship routers all over the world and they're kind of a central device that knows what traffic is going over them. They have to peer into the packets

to know what to do with them. Anyway, they would get intercepted in the mail and become spy devices. Cisco was, as far as I know, completely unaware that this would happen sometimes, but governments would modify the routers before they got to their destination so they could be spied on Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not crazy operations seems like the kind of thing you would know Kyle like Yeah, yeah, is there like a marbles worth of C4 in there? So it would take more than that obviously to, to consistently kill someone, even if it's against your body. No, no. That being, so what you would want to do is have the C4 throw metal into the person too.

Like I would want, I would want the C4 to have some ball bearings or something or a metal plate or something. So that especially like, I would design it honestly, cause again, you're gonna, hopefully the person like looks at it like that to read it. I would make it so that it's creating a shotgun effect. That you're basically looking down the barrel of a shotgun when you check the pager and then it would go off that way.

But just to see four going off in your hip is gonna, is gonna tear a chunk out of you. But yeah, I have a similar idea. Like, is there some way we can shape it right like if we made it Strong but like a pager shaped cup then like Kyle said everything would come out the open end like a shotgun it If you have a firecracker flat in your palm, it doesn't do as much damage as you put it in your fist Yeah, yeah, it has to be closed in but like a plastic pager isn't gonna that stuff cut that energy it burns really fast and

Like it explodes really fast and you might think everything explodes fast But if you could see it through a high-speed camera, you'd be like, oh, that's a five twenty times faster than TNT It's so fast and so potent what do you know? I went to that thing where they were using that cord and c4 to like Blow locks and do demolition shit on doors and stuff And you know they just form a little line of it on something and it would just cut right through whatever they put it on a little pop Dude, I got caught at TSA like four times after that so I have this

Pelican case full of camera gear and The c4 that out of it see I don't know my explosives like Kyle does But there was something in a powder form and sure enough for like the next three years every time they wiped my camera There's like there's explosive material on this like well that makes sense. I went to this thing I'm gonna blow up the plane It's a few things they they do those swabs and I'm sure they're testing for it's like an STD test they test for TNT, ammonium nitrate, C4, there's a couple more compounds RDX, military grade explosive compounds, stuff

like that. So it could be anything. I also did I test positive? No, but somebody whose bag had been in my trunk did but somebody whose bag had been in my trunk did. Somebody's bag had been in my trunk tested positive. I almost got swabbed one time and I had genuinely been handling C4. By handling, like C4 is not scary. It's like Play-Doh. Like it only pops if you put a detonator in it. What is a detonator? Is it electrical charge? Yeah, yeah, it's it looks like let's say the end of a pen. It's silver. It's metallic It looks like about like that about like third of a ink pen And it's got some wires coming out of the end and you stick it down into your play-doh like c4

With the wires coming out and you run your wires to it, not in that order. And then when you send the charge, it pops and that explosion gets the big explosion going. Otherwise it won't get going. You'd like the spark plug set it off? But you think- No, not heat, you can heat it up, you can melt it. I said that because it's electrical, a spark plug,

you know, the little gap, the volt. Well, it's just zapping it with heat though in the end. That's what a spark plug you know the little gap the volt what's just zapping it with heat though in the end you know that's what a spark plugs doing it's just a little bit of burniness I mean you could run electricity straight to see for it wouldn't it wouldn't do anything I think I'm not understanding it oh what is it damn not either what is a detonator isn't it's an explosive it's in its own right if you were to detonator would blow your hand off oh be careful handling detonators it's it's a it's the initial charge. It's it's the first pop that gets the bigger pop going I see so it just makes a small. Yeah, like um tannerite works in a similar way. You have to

Go hit it hard and then it blows up Sorta, um, it's it's just that you need a You it a detonator is a smaller explosive that gets the bigger explosive going. I was like, I will repeat myself until you get it. I'm like, I'm not sure I'm gonna. I'm hot. Inside the metal casing of a detonator are chemical compounds that are reactive to electricity. So when we send that hotness in there, it gets going and boom, it explodes.

And that it's much smaller boom. Like, like if I set one off in your yard, you think it was a firecracker, maybe 22 little pop. But when it's inside, say a baseball size, a bit of C4 that you form with your hands, it's just like play-doh Then you have a c4 bomb you see it all the time in in the movies You know they're sticking that if a small explosion makes c4 create a bigger explosion Could you shoot c4 to get out the blow no? No, because that's that's a that's not enough energy has been created by the bullet hitting the c4

The detonator is a lot of energy in a very small pop. It's all at once Kind of hard to explain but it's explosion versus the bullet hitting something. It doesn't work that way You can't shoot c4 and set it off can't hit it and set it off can't heat it up and set it off only a primary explosion Will do as far as I know there's other compounds that are easier to set off that that would do something like that Dead cord is heat sensitive dead cords rope that comes in various sizes basically so some of it looks like looks like string and some of it looks like like the ropes you would see on a naval vessel and it's all that's how they charge it and it's

Mm-hmm. It's it's got an explosive on the inside I don't know what the explosive is might be rdx or something like that But on the inside of that deck core is an explosive so you can wrap that around a telephone Pole for example like two wraps around and then have it go to the next pole two wraps around or bridge You're taking a bridge out like each support leg you could wrap it around once go to the next one wrap it around Next one wrap it around and when it goes off It's essentially it burns so fast. It's like a It's my last in the speed of sound

So much faster than the speed of sound yeah I like ways to be a lot of YouTube videos that would show dead cord if you film it with the right slow-mo You can see the explosion travel through the cord. People do cool stuff like write Merry Christmas and you can see it like go for it. And I was like, just like, how fast? It feels like they're filming electricity. It's so fast.

I would guess like 5,000 feet per second or something like that. So if you had a 5,000 you had a 5000 foot long piece of Debt cord and you lit one in in one second the other end would also explode It would essentially be like one big explosion just ah Basically, but I'm guessing at the speed I I went to a class one time where this was all on a chalkboard and we were discussing it This burns at this speed and this does that speed then we went in the field and like did all that's a fun class

I Paid for it. It was just like a one. When I say I went to a class, I paid an explosives expert to go hang out at his place and learn explosives for a week. Well, that's class in a way. That's private tutoring. He did that for a living. He provided classes for government and military. So it was very educational. I went to his farm in Texas and he had plenty of stuff to blow up. So we'd blow up trees and all sorts of weird stuff with C4 and that cord and like he had these explosives magazines, which are again, his were connex boxes and there was so much shit in there. It was like an Arnold Schwarzenegger

movie when they opened the arsenal up and there's like missiles and stuff on the inside. It's like, what if this were to go off dude? He's like, if this were to go off, how they come from three states away to see what the commotion was. It was just so much like you can't imagine, like enough football of C4 would turn a car into nothing. But like, but this little amount of connects box. Do you think it would be a like it's It's not breaking bones or anything on your hip like is it yeah, it's taking like a chunk of meat out. Oh, oh

Look, I don't know how much I don't know if you're talking about like this much c4 I don't know if you're talking about an ounce of c4 I don't feel like they can put that much in a pager like I don't know I don't know how much they put in there depends You know if they if they made it not quite a pager anymore if they truly gutted it out like we can do everything a pager does in The space of a micro SD card the rest it it won't be a life. It'll work as a pager for three days, but Hmm the rest of this volume can all be c4 like you'd increase the lethality by quite a lot But what I heard,

what I read was thousands and thousands of quote unquote casualties, which is injuries, injuries, hurties, um, and nine deaths right away. So it's going to main. That's why I was asking, cause like nine for 3000 isn't a great, it's also early on, like, like, you know, it's, it's not going to blow you to smithereens is the thing, but it's going to previously injury you if it's in your pocket or if it's not gonna blow you to smithereens but it's gonna previously injure you if it's in your pocket or if it's on your person it's it's gonna be awful yeah it's scary i keep my pager in my ass and so i only buy my pager pages from online that's what you get for using a i'm I'm concerned about my Bluetooth butt plug now. Yeah, yeah.

Well, brand is Israel's own. That's a fat dragon, you rookie. I told you, I had one of the guys in the Discord going. I was waiting on him to get my joke. I was like, by the way, if anybody wants any AirPods, got a great deal from my boy Shlomo. I got $2,750 pair of AirPods, dollar a piece, dollar a piece. Get them while they're, they're heavy. They're the heavy model.

There's a catch. They're still in Beirut. They need to get shipped. He's like, where a piece get them while they're they're heavy they're at they're the heavy model there's a cat like they're still in Beirut they need to get shipped he's like where did you get 3,000 air pods I just lost mine yeah I need some my buddy slow mo sold them to me at a discount yeah yeah sounds like a great connect marble slow mo Jewish gold. Remember our our fan who wrote in several times and he had taken his inheritance and he was blowing it slowly on not so he was blowing it rapidly on cookers and cocaine and drugs and travel. He's in our discord now. So finally he's making sound financial decisions.

Pop down to fifty dollars. Now he's in there. He's getting all sorts of They were gambling the other night during the UFC event, which I want to touch on a little bit cuz oh my fucking god Great. You sent me that picture that poor lady. Oh everything about that night was epic I watched from 7 30 p.m. Till 2 in the morning UFC But this guy this guy was gambling on I don't think it was Lithuanian table tennis, but it wasn't far from it He's like he's gambling on Asian table tennis at at like one in the morning and he had me started that shit's fixed He was up four thousand dollars or something. Yeah, like he was yeah, he's down half a middle

He has the system he's like look first of, table tennis is a very quick reaction game. Always bet on the young guy that failing. If the young guy goes down by even one point early, the bot shifts the odds dramatically, too dramatically. Suddenly he's a huge underdog, even though he's like the guy, even though because he's down one point. So I bet heavy right then. And apparently he's been turning that into a lot of profit He's hearing that inheritance people with like surefire gambling systems

You can tell they're so because they share it for free and you know, they're they're down a lot, you know Hey, I'm letting the people listening right now No if you want part of the In on this gambling system this this Lithuanian table tennis or Singaporean table tennis, whatever he's gambling on, you got to get in the discord man. He's he's going to be in there making If I was an excellent sports gambler, I don't think I'd mention it ever. Never. Like if I had it, if I had some Excel sheet that I came up with that I entered in whatever stats and it actually works, like you couldn't pay me to tell you. No, you'd never. They'd figure

it out and they'd find ways around it. That's why all those self-help guys who have a system of anything or horseshoes like come to my seminar, I'll tell you how to become a millionaire. Like, why aren't you becoming a hundred millionaire instead of making a hundred millionaires? What are you doing? What are you thinking? You know, it doesn't make any sense. Making his money at that conference. Yeah. The way you become a millionaire if you rip off a hundred people a day

Welcome to the holiday in Hustlers University at this point. Well, that could be you know, like that's that being like a monthly thing I'm sure there's something not him not hate but somewhere There's probably like an investors club of some some kind actually works, where there's sound advice, where you're learning things maybe, and that would make sense, but not something called Hustlers University. That's your first red flag. It's called Hustlers University. Yeah. He's hustling. I'm not getting it. It seems good.

Yeah. It seems like a good idea. Yeah. Who better to teach me to scam than a scammer? Oh, is this 50 cents Hustlers University? Oh, Andrew Tate. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. See, 50 cent has that vitamin water month. He was a visionary. Andrew Tate creating human slaves in a third world country. I don't think-

Do you think the Hustler University tests are hard? Oh, so hard, dude? It's like word problems. It's like a woman is talking to you at 3000 words a minute. What do you do? Put her in the face. Tie her to a Romanian radiator and leave. Baker dressed up like a schoolgirl for money. So I was wrong Thursday. I thought the Oche card, or we thought the Oche card was going

to be like next month at the beginning, but it was Noche. I keep saying Noche. Noche the Mexican Independence Day UFC card and they rented out the the sphere in Las Vegas the giant dome with all the crazy visuals on the inside and the outside and I was very excited and I watched the prelims those and the early prelims those start at 730 and go till 10 p.m. and I was so underwhelmed I was talking so much shit. I was I was like this is such a waste of money. It looks like crap They're so close to the wall. You can see the pixels. It doesn't even look good. They're not even using it They've got two jumbo trons on the wall. I was wrong about all that shit They just weren't turning the lights on until the paying customers arrived, dude

When the when the main events are not the main event main card started, it was like another world you were in inside that dome. They were presenting these crazy Mexican Independence Day animations about the history of Mexico, and that doesn't even begin to show it off. That looks cool I guess but you got to imagine all the light you see is a big screen Those are all not space and they're spending it on fake scaffolding That that's what I'm saying. So what you're looking at there is like in between cool shit Like like that's just like when nothing is playing what it looks like they had these crazy Animations playing like the whole time where you it was telling a story There was a narrator

There was a point where the screen was showing flower petals falling and they act from somewhere they dropped a huge amount of flower Oh, that's cool So not only were that they were falling in real life and on the screen and you couldn't tell which petals were real and which weren't It's between the fights, right? They they're probably not playing stuff during during the fight went so long Pardon during the fights did they use the technology to help people see? So in that in one of those shots you saw what looked like jumbotrons right and left of the octagon Those are just the screen it seemed like I I think it looks like it's not but no the fight wasn't like being displayed Up there per se

They just had sort of a static thing with two giant displays That that mimic like you can where it says no cha on left and right you had those playing like the fight And but like pre fight like during the walkouts and stuff like that you had gigantic versions of the fighters standing like do it, you know with their stats and stuff up there. They were animated and they must have been a hundred feet tall and looked real. It was really bizarre. I so thought it was well worth the 20 million because it's not my 20 million. That's awesome.

I would have him buy it again. It was incredible. Hopefully it was financially successful because that not really cool. Oh, they lost Well, the event doesn't lose money but but like it was 20 million dollars They probably didn't have to spend sure and they were gonna make the same probably either way. It's such a cool building I don't even know what they're doing there like day to day Screening or is renting it out for Richard you do planet Earth Screening movies, renting it out for rich people. You do planet Earth like thing there where you, you know, normally, so that view you

were getting, my understanding is like normally the seats are further back, so you get more of a 360 degree experience, but they sort of went over to one side because the UFC is a particular sporting event where you've got an octagon. Everything's focused in that one side. The worst cut I've ever seen in mixed martial arts happened It's so gruesome. It was so awful this girl No, no, they did This girl got did you not watch it would he no I didn't oh

Hang on. I'll send it to the chat suit of the she got this vertical cut on her forehead and the chat so the she got this vertical cut on her forehead and I think it was round two or around one the cut happened and it was like oh that's that's pretty bad and and then they couldn't get the bleeding stop as she went out for round two I sent the wrong fucking chat so there was there was this mask of blood on her on her face and you couldn't see you couldn't see How bad the cut was because there was so much blood and then after round two When they went and cleaned her up you were like, oh no Like or maybe it was after round it had gotten so much bigger. It had grown and it had almost met another cut. It's the worst cut in UFC history. Like this one on Oberim. Yeah, I sent the top four. The one on

Oberim's lip is pretty gruesome, but it doesn't. It pales in comparison. This cut is wide and there's a tear in it where there's like there's some good skin there in the middle it's i saw a slow motion of the punch where it like split it from a smaller cut into that giant gash oh i didn't see that it was it was pretty gross oftentimes they stop it if the cut bleeds into the eyes which it did and i'm surprised they let it keep going yeah we were all watching, of course, together in the discord. And when I just sent the moment like that was the moment when they were cleaning her up and we finally got to see the cut and we all screamed over all. It's like, no, no, no. Oh, God, she has a pussy on her face.

Was there one absolute asshole cocksucker really should be killed? Who saw it 25 seconds before the rest of the group and reacted I'm right. I'm not backing down from this position. There are people who do this almost every time like whatever have some other feed They're not watching it with us, but they're in the room with us and you know We're all watching it simultaneously, looking at the same thing. And for seemingly no reason, a guy will go, oh! And you're like, oh, well, what's coming 15 seconds from now, this is terrible.

We have a guy like shouting out spoilers. I was actually the only one behind. So that was my experience. Everybody, they were all watching. Everyone was spoiling it for you the whole time? Well, what happened is someone paid for it and then they streamed it But I had also I had it for free like this was on a preliminary And so for some reason I was behind

And and everybody was getting it at 20 seconds ahead of me and they were they were like they were like, oh Oh, that's awful. And I'm like waiting We'll see and when it then they wiped her face like I said that that one scene I just sent and it'm like waiting. I'm like, we'll see. And when then they wiped her face, like I said, that that one scene I just sent and it's like, holy God, that's the like she was ugly before. I mean, she was in we were talking about how ugly this girl was before the other girl. The other girl is pretty but but now she's a ghoul.

I saw her Instagram of her getting stitched up. Oh my God. They it looks bad. She looks like a baseball It's wonder how it will look in the end like I grew some Yeah, I'm looking at this. So For the audience she has a vertical cut on her forehead above her eyebrow kind of on an angle if the cut is horizontal It tends to look pretty good afterwards on your forehead. That's how your forehead wrinkles.

And it just fits in kind of naturally. My daughter cut her forehead at like three. She has a horizontal cut. You can't see it at all now. But if the cut is vertical, well, now your forehead doesn't move right in a way that humans detect really quickly. And this is vertical and it's big and it's wide

and she'll wear that forever. But I just hope that she gets the finest care that can be, you know, like this will turn out as well as it can. I stitched her up in the back room, dude. It's, you know, I think the UFC doctor stitched her up. Oh, well that's bad news. She's gonna look ghastly.

She's gonna look ghastly. It was awful. It was a pretty good night of fights. My girl Valentina, the bullet, Shevchenko, took her belt back. That has been her belt. That bitch Grasso, Mexican foot girl Grasso. What's a foot girl? She like sexualizes her feet online for dudes. She's a fighter and she's a champion. Yeah, the champion's a foot girl.

She's like, oh, yeah, look at my fucking her toes are all painted pretty. Yeah, she's a foot girl. Anyway, Valentina Shipchenko, long time champion at that weight class, she lost fought a lazy fight with this girl and lost a year or two ago. They had a rematch and Valentina, my girl, won but the judges called it a draw. It was a split draw. Very rare judging kerfuffle happened. We came back last night or Saturday night. We took our belt back going back to Kyrgyzstan or Poland or wherever that bitch lives. So far away from each other. Are they? I think she's from Kyrgyzstan but lives in Poland.

Oh, OK. This is Shevchenko? Yeah, I think that's the deal. I think. In any case, love, love Shevchenko. Love her. She's pretty, she's talented, she shoots guns, she dances, speaks a bunch of languages.

She's fucking cool. She beats shit out of Mexican foot girl. Yeah. Yeah. How old is she? Gotta be in her later 30s, you know, she's winding down She might consider retiring with this bit. No one wants to retire with a belt and I get it I get it it's really rare that people want to do that, but I

Don't know. Maybe she will stay on top. Yeah, she took her down over and over it was great I kept taking Grasso down Grasso was shooting these scary submission attempts. She had Valentina and a guillotine and Valentina's face was turning purple. And it was like, oh, no, we're all we're all no, no, Valentina. Pull your hat. And finally, you see her pull her hat out. And it's like, oh, now you're in trouble. It was it was a great fight. Really enjoyed it because that's my because I like her.

And then Sean O'Malley lost his belt getting wrestled Fucked by Benil Darius for five you like Sean O'Malley. I Don't dislike him, but I don't like him. He's got a personality You know, he tries he markets himself so hard He tries to be as big as he can and some people don't like that about him I think some people don't like that. He's got like this open relationship with his girl I see pictures of him with like three hot women at a time all the time including his girl it's clear they're just banging bunches of chicks and then

people like yeah but occasionally she sucks another dick right like I have fucked so many women you don't even know you don't even know the pussy that I get that's what that's my feeling from that from that whole thing but what happened he just got wrestled fuck fucking rounds he couldn't Couldn't stay on his feet kept getting taken down, but Darius wasn't really gonna end it You could tell that he wasn't dangerous on the ground It was just holding him there and control in the position Sean couldn't get his it couldn't work his game. It was it was not a good fight. It was Mirab

davish al-ively, one of the like Russian types that you don't like. Not specifically, no, I don't. He's from one of those little eastern block countries. I don't know which one. Benil Daryush. So I say his name, but he he doesn't speak great English. He's basically a midget. He's probably five foot five. He's short. He's not he's Georgian

Rogan towers over him. Okay, right like he yes, it is crazy I've never seen Rogan like be over a guy so big before it's like but now what was it like being in there with Sean? Oh, Mal, he's a lot taller than you everyone is Joe No, I didn't know yeah My guy loses the main event. I'm out of that call before they get the one is, Joe. Did you say that? That's a good line. No, I didn't want to. Oh, okay. If my guy loses the main event, I'm out of that call before they get to get their flowers. I don't want to see anybody wrap a belt around your ass. I don't want to see that shit.

I pretend like it didn't happen. I get out of there. It hurts my feelings. But other than that, right? So did all your fighters win for the most part? I didn't really care about anybody except for Valentina Shevchenko on that card. Not that they weren't entertaining fights, but I didn't care who won. Brian Ortega fought Lopez or something like that. It's actually the foot girl's boyfriend. He fought the foot girl's

boyfriend. And I remember Max Holloway saying this about Brian Ortega. Max Holloway fought him, beat the brakes off him. He was like, you know, everybody in the UFC knows how to keep their hands up except for Brian Ortega. So I thought I'd teach him a thing or two. So during the fight while he's beating the shit out of this guy out box him, he'll grab the guy, his opponent's hands, pull him up and then let go. And like, like that, like that, keep them up. No, no, no. You got to dodge when I throw that. See, I'm kind of the best in the world. And like, he beat him so badly, he didn't look like a human anymore. Like, whoop his ass.

And so since then, I think so little of Brian Ortega. He's probably third. So when it came time for him to fight number nine or number 11 or whatever, oh my God, he got the shit beaten out of him. It was hard to watch. I quit watching in third round or something and went and had sex. And when I came back, he was still getting beat up. It was some quick sex. I'm gonna be honest. I was gonna say. I don't miss the card. You should play three rounds. Stopped. In the middle of the second round. And so we had a nice

long love making session. I'm a better finisher than Benildariush. I'll tell you that right now. I don't need 25 minutes to get the job done, especially when I got my Listen, if she doesn't finish that just means she's not a finisher. She's bad at sex. That's true. That's right I have formed her. It's a race and she lost Yeah, Brian Ortega had a Long streak. I'm gonna call it like four fights or five where he would lose two and a half rounds, throw up a miracle submission and win. And as a fan, it's a really cool fight to see.

And I value heart, I think everybody does, like especially me. So when a guy's just getting the brakes beat off for 12 and a half minutes and he's still trying to win, he's still like, it's not over till the bell rings. I like that a lot. So I like him, but I also think he got a little bit overrated because there was some,

luck's not the right word, but skinnier teeth wins. Yeah, for sure. So great card. Now I kinda wanna go to the sphere and see more things there. It looks sweet. Dude, if they're doing planet Earth there that I can't imagine something better to watch than planet Earth a nature documentary in like 40k Taylor, how would you prepare to watch planet Earth sphere? I'd I'd take Enough edibles that I'd be fucked up, but also enough that I wouldn't be scared

but also enough that I wouldn't be scared. So yeah, I'd probably take some edibles, bring a pen in so I can pop to the bathroom. Actually, if I'm renting it out in this fantasy, I can just smoke while I'm doing it. Yeah, I think in Vegas you just pop away in there. I don't think anybody's going to say a damn thing. I love that. And I'd put on, I would want the oceans episode first. Where they, yeah, in the deep, man, how immersive it would be to see all

that footage of sharks when you're totally surrounded by it that would be sick yeah I agree I agree I'd want to do LSD LSD and you would see things that weren't even there well I haven't done that and so I wouldn't want my first time to be in the dome watching I planted yeah maybe maybe not you never know how you're going to react to it some people get a little skittish freaked out yeah would you take some of these these back pills before you went in Yeah, maybe not. You never know how you're going to react to it. Some people get a little skittish and freaked out. Would you take some of these these back pills before you went in, Woody? I was just thinking about that as you're talking about, like, I'm idealism, but I don't know what I do.

It'd be easy to get drugs in Vegas. If you know, you all say that, but I look like a cop. I'm not sure I could. You need that. Yeah, a little bit. If you know y'all say that but I look like a cop Yeah a little bit but but you can actually you can ask like You can do what they do in the movies and babies. You can actually ask like a taxi cab driver uber driver bellboy some somebody outside smoking outside of like the restaurant like like Wait staff like somebody's gonna know where to get the thing you want And if they don't know the guy they know the guy who knows the guy or they could point you in the right direction

You can just get stuff. That's how I found the guy at when I was in Jamaica It turns out that guy is every bellhop Talk to just as it is pocket Yeah. I wouldn't ask about your your moving day. Did you have other male help or was it one of those times where it's like, oh, you know, we're all going to move the furniture and you're like, I know what this fucking I'm going to be. Yeah, there was one guy in particular, he's a fan of the show

and he was like the hero. He and Hope's boyfriend, I called them the dream team. Every time there was like a fucking 600 pound lazy boy, I did a lot of leadership, I think I'm pumping my own tires, but I do the directions, right? You know, like, if I see something that's too light for what I think a guy should carry, I put it aside and direct the girls to get it. And if there was something that's too light for what I think a guy should carry I put it aside and

Direct the girls to get it and if there was something that I was like, I know damn well I shouldn't touch it like a couch with recliners built in dream team you too Yeah living and and then there was another guy. I Don't want this to get back to him and hurt his feelings, but like, he'd grab a stuffed animal. Got it. Go in. And it's like, you're a boy. There's a limited number of it.

He's like 26. You know, he's carrying lampshades. That's straight up rude. When you see everyone else carrying in a lazy boy, bumping their elbows on things, getting bruises, stubbing their toes, getting annoyed. And you're like doing that thing where you like pretend to analyze what you're going to get next. It's like, bitch, just pick it up. Like just stop like perusing the things that need moving,

waiting for someone else to come and grab the heavy. I was, I had such a hard time last time I moved, like I moved my whole house by myself over the course of a couple of days. And it was one of the more difficult physical things I've ever done. Like hours, time I moved, like I moved my whole house by myself over the course of a couple days. And it was one of the more difficult physical things I've ever done. Like hours, hours and hours. I'm telling you, dude, I started at the crack of dawn. I was out there and just, I took my shirt off like three hours in. It was burning hot. I remember I couldn't get my U-Haul truck up my driveway. So I had to walk everything down that long driveway heavy things by myself

Like king-size mattress pouches he like my that TV we have that 70 whatever by myself all The other TV I have is 72 inches and it's like eight generations old it weighs 200 fucking pounds It's so heavy that my fingers are are digging into the plastic from its weight. I'm like, it might break on my fingers from its own weight, which is a testament to my power. It is. It's harder to move a 200 pound TV than a 200 pound dumbbell. Oh, fuck yeah. And so then I had to move it in and I've got that truck parked outside my new place and I was just so exhausted. and I'm just sitting there at 10 a.m

Looking for somebody and I remember I think I called the number on the side of the you all and And went to that site. They're like what you need two guys. Oh Yeah. All right $180 For four hours. Yeah, when can they be here? 20 minutes. Oh my god When can they be here? Uh, 20 minutes. Oh my God. Yes!

Thank you so much! And like dudes showed up in 20-30 minutes that knew how to move. They had all that shit to like wrap everything up. They had to strap everything. They were putting, cause oh, I almost forgot to mention, I moved the washer and dryer by myself. Like all the appliances I moved by myself.

It was a nightmare. Like carrying it? Like lifting it the whole time? myself. It was a nightmare. So having to carry it? Like lifting it the whole time? Yes. What a fucking nightmare. That's so unwieldy. Same experience, Kyle. The refrigerator was,

it was one of the harder things, actually. You might not think of it as that. The really hard thing, I moved a woodworking shop by myself. Like bandsaws, eight feet tall, table saws that weigh hundreds of pounds. Woodworking equipment is better when it's heavier, it absorbs vibrations, I guess you get better cuts and whatever.

And so all my shit is like cast iron this, that and the other and hauling that around like imagine bringing it across a really big yard with two pieces of plywood where you just like put one on the other side and you like so you make a path but only two oh and my entire gym oh that must be a kicker yeah I've got I've got it's reopening my eyes to how much healthier my back was nine years ago I did that night I would a thousand percent a higher somebody right now. Now you know, you've done your last move. Like you don't need this kid in your life.

Like you're active enough. Like. I do my best, but good gosh. I'm feeling. Cause you've been lifting recently. I mean, obviously that's. Elden Ring took a bite out of my regularity. And you're right.

It's when I'm lifting in the gym, some things I modified to like support myself. For example, you know, bent over delts, right? Where you do this thing, but you lean forward. I put my chest on the incline bench so that I don't just hold myself up with my lower back like healthier people do. And it's like, you know,

I know this isn't what everyone else does, but it's good for me. I like that. But the point of all that is, you can really make sure that you're not like you really controlled movements, whereas, for example, carrying a desk through a windy hallway, you're out of position sideways, torquing yourself. Sure. It's crazy.

I'm going to have to just include all my weight shit when I sell this house eventually, because I built it all down there. And it's just a normal doorway into the gym section. And so like I was thinking about that. No, I would have to disassemble every single thing. And I've got 10 machines down and 10 setups down there with a giant. Honestly, I'd probably pay someone to disassemble, reassemble it, you know? You know what I'd actually do? I'd like convince myself before I moved, I'd be like,

you know what, I don't need all this. I'm gonna be like a minimalist workout guy now. Just pull up some dips. Like, I'm just gonna- You know where I thought you were going? Like, you know what, this is tight. It should be rogue. Or whatever. That's what I would actually be.

I'd be like, you know what, all this stuff's all beat up. Look at it. Oh, my lifting has made the steel move. The one thing I would bring my chest supported T bar row for sure. I love that. I paid somebody to put what was it together? I got a piece of workout equipment a while ago. No trainer.

No, you have that cool pull up and dip stand with variable weights. I put that together myself. That wasn't that hard. I think my elliptical, yeah, I've got a nice elliptical, but it came in pieces. And I was, fuck, I don't want to put that thing together. And I got a thumbtack as an app you can get on your phone.

And it's like product assembly is one of their main, that and hanging TVs, like the little things that everybody needs done. But they'll come and if you've got an Ikea Ikea some Ikea furniture he's an expert at that like that's all he does is put Ikea furniture together so you can get a guy to come do that for I don't know 60 bucks an hour or something yep well I think that's a wrap bye sorry I was late it's a quick one all good good. Yeah, yeah. Have fun. Ten, five, ten, five.

It doesn't even feel like an hour. Well, I hope your back feels better and you enjoy the pills. PKN 526. Vlog Live Trump.