Painkiller Already - PKN 531

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

PKN 531. Kyle's drinking Coke. Taylor's drinking Pepsi. You guys aren't old enough for the Cola Wars, but this is a big deal in my childhood. The Cola Wars were manufactured by Pepsi, and Coca-Cola just kind of leaned into it. Like, yeah, your competition.

Yeah. It's like they'd morphed. He's from Atlanta, people. This guy is in bed with the enemy. They're not even the number two soda. They're not even the number... Dr. Pepper is the number two. That's nationally not globally.

My class field trip went to a Pepsi manufacturer where they brainwashed me and 30 years later I'm still stuck. Oh my God, I'm on Team Pepsi. They told me that those other people were the bad ones. Yeah, Pepsi for, well, I mean, most people evolve throughout their soda consumption. Like when I was a young man in college, I spent way too much money for a college student on always having diet Pepsi's like those 24 packs you'd get at Sam's Club or whatever. And then as I matured, I didn't want that sickly sweet. Even the diet Dr. Pepper's are super sickly sweet.

I don't like that. Then I transitioned to Diet Coke. And then after a couple of years of that transition to Diet Pepsi, and it was like, it was like, I'm home. Like I finally arrived home. It's the far and away the best diet soda. Kyle, you can't take his word for it because he lives in Atlanta, what he's a hundred percent right. The bias that's going to come from Kyle with what he says. You want to be on Taylor's side, but the fact that he just saw he describes sweet as sickly just shows me what a sugar bigot he is So does and so you would take one sip of a diet soda and be like that if I'm in for this

Give me the real thing Actually when you when you have diet soda, are you like no fuck this I Typically, yeah. Yeah, I have um diet monster That's the one I drink is like a zero. Yeah, it's not even zero calorie, but it's fewer. I think those are good Yeah, the white one or the orange one doesn't work. They all taste the white ones mine. They all taste sort of equally bad almost It's like drinking a Red Bull where I'm like, yeah, this is kind of like medicine in a way. It's like if I don't drink this, I might crash while I'm driving. So this is worth it.

You said there was beverage, just better, just better sweeteners and Dr. Pepper Zero is superior to that. They make Mountain Dew Zero now, which is pretty good. I don't know. I've never been a Mountain Dew guy. What an oxymoron. Like Mountain Dew Zero. The Mountain Dew is like, which is pretty good. I don't know, I've never been a Mountain Dew guy. What an oxymoron, like Mountain Dew Zero. The Mountain Dew is like the sugar one, the bad one. Yeah, I know. They do a good job of like faking the sugar.

It's pretty tasty Mountain Dew Zero. It's all the same artificial sweetener. Pepsi Zero and Diet Pepsi are both aspartame. Aspartame, is it M or an N? I don't drink. M-E-A-S-P-R-E-T-E-N-E-N-E. I've been mispronouncing it then. I don't drink that, so I wouldn't know much about that. I drink Coke Zero.

Hypothetically misspelling it too, I'm sure. Yeah, it's not one of those words you have to say much. Coke Zero is also aspartame. I doubt that. I doubt that very much. Look at the back of the can we're drinking out of. I don't care to. You can take a little peek at the back of that can.

We've already heard his anti-sweetener propaganda. I don't know if this man can be trusted with it. What do you understand, Kyle? Some mice had some memory loss one time when we gave them eight tons of it. I don't care about aspartame. It's a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, I mean, I could have all I wanted as much as I want. And so I will just tons of aspartame with popcorn and in jello.

Did you? Yeah, yeah. There have been up? Did you guys follow that at all? I didn't, uh, have any idea. I could probably find, is there a clip of it? Who's Jeff? There is, but it's not released. They're said to be video of it. Um, he's the big workout guy. Yeah. All right. So for people who don't know, Jeff Nippert is a YouTuber and he's a science based exercise guy. This is his whole thing. He'll like read studies or maybe multiple studies and put together the results.

And interpret the data and tell you the best way to live. Like, you know what? You get slightly more muscle activation if you lean back when you do your one arm cable deltoid, right, rows, whatever, okay. He's a really, really fit guy. Oh, Zach found the video. Let's cue that up.

I haven't seen it yet, but cue it up because I really want to watch it. It's PKN, so we'll play videos. All right, here's the background. So he's a science-based guy. And then there are bigger, stronger guys who were like, if he knows what he's doing, why isn't he bigger? Why isn't he stronger?

Look at me, grr. I know what I'm doing. As if the biggest, strongest guy was the only thing you need on your resume. Jeff Nibbert is clean. He doesn't do steroids, but he was the like, Canadian national bench press champion and a bodybuilding champion in probably some clean division.

You can't beat the steroid guys. So he's accomplished at what he does. He just doesn't compare to the guys who were on the juice. Okay, cool. Well, this guy's juiced out of his mind and I guess like there was some sort of online feud where he talked smack about Jeff and Jeff responded kind of professionally, I'm told.

And here it is, let's watch it. Let's see what, and turn the volume on. Oh, some sculptor. Damn. He punched him in the throat and on the neck. Damn. That's it, okay. Yeah, so when I heard about it,

I heard he got throat punched and he was writing, I think he was writing Greg Doucette or Greg was reading text messages that were to somebody else and he was in the hospital at the time like getting the throat punch damage checked out. It didn't look that bad to me. Then again, I've never been throat punched by somebody like that. The guy's massive. I don't know. That's Jeff Nippert on the right on the right on my grand wick. That's the guy that I'm sorry. I said it wrong. Jeff Nippert is on the left.

Then we go the little guy. Yeah, he's like he's pretty short. So I have something like that little fellow who does workout stuff. I know now. Yeah. Oh, you didn't recognize the name. I mean, I've heard the name, but I don't put it to the face or anything. And that video looked like it was from 2000. Duh.

2000, duh. It's not though. That was from like two days ago or one day ago. I was making fun of the camera. Yeah. So. You're in the rights. To me, this is interesting drama.

Oh my God. Like some bodybuilder guy throat punch Jeff Nippard saying he doesn't have muscles, which for natural that dude's Jack is I think one of his parents is an Olympic athlete. Like he's good genetics too. Oh, he's cheating in a different way. I see. No, it's not cheating.

I didn't choosing your parents correctly is cheating. Yeah. Well, this, I want to, I want to try and find a statement from Mr. Mike Van Wick because my goodness, I know that Jeff Nippert is like short, but that Mike Van Wick guy, he's got to at least be like six two or something because he looks like he's nine inches taller. He's six foot or better because Doucet talked, he mentioned his height. So one guy's over six foot, I think, and the other guy's five five.

And of course they're both strong, but the size difference is huge. Do you know what the, what the argument online was over? Protein. In a nutshell, the bigger guy was saying, Jeff Nipper doesn't know much about exercising. And if he did, he'd be as big as me. And what a loser.

And that's the core of it. OK, well, it's just my argument. Yes, that's such a ridiculously stupid argument if that if that's his take on the thing. Well, he's probably going to get a good bit of trouble. Hopefully Nippard like Susan. That's always a good idea when you're in that position. Well, this looks like news we can trust right here. Hmm. Joey Swole when you're in that position. Well, this looks like news we can trust right here.

Joey Swole has revealed that Jeff Nippard is pressing charges against Mike Van Wick for the assault. Of course he is. So if we're to believe Joey Swole here, which he's also, in this world of content, I just need to see someone's delts to know how plugged in they are. And this guy, Joey Swole, I trust him.

I think he's a new- Joey Swole is cool. Do you know Joey Swole's content? Yeah, he's the one who will be like, some, some bitch will be in the middle of a gym. And some guy will be like trying to put dumbbells back while she's filming herself. And then she'll make a big to do because the content is to be upset. That's why she's trying to take up so much space. And then Joey will be like, the gyms for everyone, bro. Not just for you. Look at my arms. You can trust me. Oh, wait. Is he that guy with like blue eyes that are always bloodshot? I don't think so. You're just thinking of some random stoner. Well, there's this one guy who is oftentimes putting people like bad influences in their place for like baiting men.

Oh, maybe he is then. I never noticed his eyes being. Hi, guy. Nine times out of 10, like Taylor said, I think it's usually girls misbehaving. They're doing it for the gram. Either like Taylor said, they're creating conflict because that's content or they're just genuinely upset.

I have my camera here and now you walked between me and my camera. How dare you? Fuck you. You don't get to own this whole gym, but there are other times. So I work out at home and maybe don't know gym etiquette that well. And it's not always obvious to me. Like what if you want to rest more than a minute and a half between sets? Do you get to just own the bench for that long until you're finished? But Olya, what if you do in supersets?

Do you get to own two machines? No, I think that's silly. I think the superset thing is silly. I would take as long as I wanted to. I rest for like several minutes between sets of everything. I don't know, I read something one time, like three or four minutes. Like, it depends on the exercise, but minutes. So a full like three sets can take like 25 minutes or something like that.

What are you going to do? Make me leave. Like, like I'm not leaving. But I'm also like, well, I'm talking about even when I was at the gym. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's coming to my home and like come on, dude That half an hour you literally bought a bar for the squat rack to do bicep curls Yeah But but yeah you take as much time as you need but nobody wants to see you

Like just spending six eight 10 minutes not doing anything. If there's that much inactivity, that's horseshit. But it's just getting a multi-machines. I think it's silly. Um, although I would always go at like three in the morning, so it wouldn't matter for you, Jim, it wouldn't matter very much because you probably have all the space you need a little bit. Sometimes it would sometimes I, here's what happens if I'm having an off day.

Sometimes I take extra rest so that I'm as good as I was the day before. Cause I'm having an off day, sometimes I take extra rest so that I'm as good as I was the day before because I don't like to get worse. And in a public gym, I think that wouldn't fly. Like dude, you're resting for six minutes? Yeah, because I'm struggling. I mean, it depends on the machine. There's some machines where it's like

that's the only Smith machine or that's the only, my gym had two squat racks, I think and maybe three bench presses. So, you know, I Guess there was a couple of machines that like that's the only one there is so if you're taking too much time on that Or if you're just taking up a huge amount of space doing your fucking deadlifts There was one guy who would just like all right I guess that corner of the gym is his now because he's going to get out 500 pounds of plates and that's so good. So rude. Like just treat it like you would any other public space. Like I would hate going back to a normal gym because I would be, I'd have an impulse to be like, all right, one minute in between sets. And then to Kyle's point,

Kyle's right. Like I've seen maybe a similar video where some jacked guy was like, you know, pushing yourself hard to where you almost need four minutes in between sets before you jump back in. You're going to get more gains. The reason more people don't do it is it's a time thing and you're at the gym. So you're kind of a dickhead if they have four squat racks and you're there for 40 minutes. Like that's just kind of rude. But if you're at home, you know, it's seemingly that's

the way to do it. Take long pauses between because then you can really amp how much strain you're putting on your body. I thought I was slacking when I did that. You let your muscle, well, I mean, your goal is hypertrophy, but there are some things that will, I mean, cardiovascular stuff will come into play, you know, if you're, if you're rushing your sets and there's no reason for cardio to limit you at all with your lift, right? Cuz that you're not we're not doing cardio right now. We're doing strength herbs for girl some kind of conditioning So it's it's good for I don't know. I think three or four minutes is really good. I've seen five minutes I don't know I don't remember which I watched so many fitness podcasts and so many of the old school guys and it's really

tempting sometimes to listen to the old school guy, those guys from the 70s and be like, look at these, look at these guys now. And they'll show like three modern guys, see that shape. Terrible. This is what we did. And I'll start buying into his horse shit from 1970 about a hundred. He'll do these ridiculous squat routines where he's doing hundreds and hundreds of sets of squats. Wow. That's too much. I do like some of the old bodybuilding aesthetics though. Like Schwarzenegger looks like Bumstead,

who now doesn't compete in the top division. Schwarzenegger would care about proportions a lot, you know, if his biceps were small, he'd go extra hard on them now Everyone just makes everything as big as they can possibly get it. They'll happily be quadzilla and Not have an upper high upper half to match and instead of having a really great aesthetic They're just as much mass as they can pack on wherever it is. They can grow it and it It's not the person I'd like to look like. Yeah, it doesn't look as good.

You know what I wish they kept around? We have all this stuff from Plato about philosophy from the ancient times, but no workout and diet plan. Because some of those statues you see of ancient Greeks, it'd be like- Plato's diet plan? Have you seen, like, dude,

it makes you realize how lame modern philosophers are. It'll be some fat guy who has this aura of like, I work my brain so hard, I can't stay fit. And then meanwhile, like Plato, they're like, have you seen statues of Socrates or Plato? They were jacked. They were like, because they had this idea that like, I don't remember the Socrates quote, Zach, but like they were like, they maligned people who did love green because he was like, it's a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty of which his body is capable, the beauty and strength of which his body is capable of something to that effect potential or something.

Yeah. I know they were fed. No, these guys, at least they were. Yeah. They were founding fathers. That's like, like I imagine like Jefferson and Franklin up there like both of them with the clap like and beer. But I picture Jefferson is being thin because I've always seen him thin. I don't think anyone is gonna retcon Franklin did not be the best.

You know, he was like a man whore and was like just like wasting government money over in France like Partying all the time and fucking French whores. Dude, people have gotten so much fatter. It's an inventing the light bulb in his spare time. Zach, pull up a picture of chubby checkers, pull up a bunch of pictures that like show that Google just don't like, uh, you know, sensitive random pictures of chubby checkers. This is what fat was back in the day. This is a black and white picture. This sounds like some old shit. I have no idea. I mean, I have some pop culture

reference of, I'm guessing it's an old black man. The twist. This is chubby checkers. This is fat back in like whatever the sixties. Oh, my goodness. He looks a little chubbier there. He's a bit chubby there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not when he got the name. He got it. He had the name a long time ago. Chubby Checkers. I don't think he would know. Look at that. He looked thinner when I Google him and search. I think that on the nightstand at night. Jesus Christ. Look at that. I I literally didn't put it together

that this guy's name was Chubby Checker until this. I thought this was like a show where people in the 60s, they'd be like, get a lot of this one, Todd. Yeah, absolutely. Chubby. Yeah, Chubby Checker. Yeah, this guy's brand. Have you seen-

Do you notice that last album cover, they're trying to make him look white, sell more records? I mean, I'm almost positive it was a black and white picture thing though, right? Oh, come on. I don't know. His hair straightened full screen. His hair has been straightened and quaffed.

I agree with Kyle. Oh, maybe I don't know that he fully looks white to me, but it doesn't. He's white. He doesn't pass. I'm not buying that album. He's like a pretty good trans person that you look a little more closely and you're like, uh, no, that's trans. Yeah, that's a lot of going.

And that's a lot of collarbone, ma'am. Girls have color. Adam's apple is one male. Male collarbones are much, much wider, much more visible. Really? Mm hmm. Like I felt like 10 years ago, visible collarbones was like a female aesthetic. They're just hanging out outside. It really helped you be looking at collarbones. Is that what I'm doing? Go right ahead, ma'am.

Rest assured, I'm out here keeping everyone safe. The beard's throwing me off, but the collarbones are impeccable. Go right ahead. It was beard ahead. What was the NFL news you mentioned before the no it was just all the Alabama seeming to finally be at the end of their life no seemingly lifelong dominant cycle which is good for Kyle. No they picked a good year to have a rough go of it because they're still in the playoff picture like they're still going to be they're doing the top 12 teams, so they got to lose again to be like considerably out of this thing with a win over Georgia that went over.

George is looking better and better Georgia coming in knocking off number one Texas in Austin. Like genuinely the refs were trying to like sway the game back to Texas favor some. Some crazy stuff happened. So basically Georgia was winning like 23 to nothing at halftime. They get back on the field and there's a situation where backwards or am I wrong? No, I said it right.

Twenty three to nothing at halftime. Georgia was winning 23 nothing. Yeah. Yeah. They're blowing. Oh, shit. Yeah. And so they come back and there's this play where Oh, I think georgia gets an interception georgia gets a big play. That's all that matters and uh, the students start throwing garbage on the field um, and so the game gets delayed and during that delay they like look at the play some more

And call it back against georgia and give texas the fucking ball it back against Georgia and give Texas the fucking ball and it's like wait a minute like they just broke the rules and by doing so they got their way and they're like oh we'll find them a quarter million dollars oh my god you know what quarter mill is to the University of Texas I don't give a shit yeah it's a really bad look and it's it sets a precedent for you know maybe maybe you do that at your school when things don't go your way and get a little more time to, because they threw so much garbage on the field, they had to delay the game for quite some time. Georgia comes away with the win, dominates number one Texas 30 to 15 at the end,

regains their top spot in most of the polls. I think they're number two to Oregon in the AP poll and they're basically guaranteed to get a good spot and be in the playoffs poll and they're basically guaranteed to get a good spot and be in the playoffs because they've got a pretty smooth schedule the rest of the way out. Alec, or Texas rather, doesn't have a lot of good schools to play against the rest of the year so it's possible that they fall out of contention entirely

which is real funny because fuck them. They're fifth now, right? Texas, I have to say. one more loss and they're done. Like they don't have any more. They can't lose another one. And they play Texas A&M, I think, at the end of the year, which will be a tough game for them, maybe. So that could be fun.

I know there's a little bit of drama between Texas and Georgia because last year their mascot is like a bull, like a longhorned bull that they led into a fucking stadium full of people and tried to attack our dog because we've got a goddamn bulldog named Ugga. And so this year we didn't bring Ugga because this is that dog's son because they die like hot they're like mayflies these bulldogs. They keep them in a refrigerated dog house during the games. Not kidding. And they, because they can't take the heat or breathe and they die like every three years. Why do they name them Ugo? That's shitty. Ugo. UGA. Oh, I was like, why would you be mean to your own

check out little Ugo? Look at his fucked up. I wanted to explain the halftime thing. I thought we were talking about the Alabama game. I was like, Georgia was losing at halftime, but that's what happened in my head. Yeah. Then Alabama who lost a Vanderbilt last week says, hey, we're gonna fix this. We're gonna come back strong and lose to Tennessee. So the whole state of Tennessee owns Alabama now.

That's beautiful to see. Love to see them losing lots of games. They too could fall completely out of the playoff picture. You know what that means? They are out by college football math. Mizzou always beats every Tennessee team. Tennessee beats Alabama. Therefore, we shouldn't be as low as 21 anymore. Alabama beat Georgia. So Vanderbilt's the number one team. Yeah, and Mizzou's 17 in the coaches poll. Yeah, we should be higher than 20. Plenty of time to move up for the rest of the year.

Like it's still early. Lots of moving. Well, Mizzou plays Alabama next week, and I think that's going to be very exposing for Mizzou. I think we're going to get smoked. They lost to Vandy and Tennessee. They almost lost to us. They almost lost to Clemson.

I think they only beat Clemson by three Uh or close or something like that Okay, um, but in any case nine Clemson's oh you just said at nine right now So that's pretty solid Yeah, they've been rather inconsistent, you know, they've lost two games, which is not standard Alabama procedure and they've almost lost four or five It's it's been it's been so you don't even see this as like that big of a negative for Alabama as a Georgia fan. I thought you would your take would be like yeah the age of Alabama. Oh it's huge. Oh it's embarrassing. Oh yeah it's a huge embarrassment for Alabama. Like it's an embarrassing year for Alabama

and but Georgia coming in and getting that win is massive. The whole ESPN desk was doubting them. Nobody thought Georgia would win. Our coach has this great thing he does. He pretends like everyone hates Georgia and everyone doubts Georgia. They think it's a game. It's a perpetual underdog. It's a poor game.

Yeah, that's his moat. That's what he, he creates that atmosphere. He pretends like that is reality and he reacts to it as if it is his reality. So his press conference is like, no one believed in us. Everyone was talking on us. They said we didn't have what it took. They didn't believe in my man. They didn't believe in this boy right here. They didn't believe he had it. They didn't believe me. And like and it's like you've been like Coach Smart.

How do you reconcile your underdog story with the fact that half of your roster is on the cover of ncaa 25 yes that you've got no one thought you'd lose the tennessee tech sir yeah i mean honestly like he probably has to do something like that because how else do you keep your team motivated like it would be really easy to get a big head playing for Alabama or Georgia or one of these Titans and then phone it in Against like a Vanderbilt game. There's 20 NFL players on the Georgia roster. Like it's it's it's pretty stacked So yeah, but they do somehow I wish you could keep him from speeding. I wish you could get that under wraps But still is there more happening all the time? Yeah, I mean, well, the last one was the guy.

I think he was a Georgia guy who assaulted his girlfriend and her unborned child, which is a nice way of saying he beat up a pregnant woman. Was it also his unborn child? I mean, you want me to like, who knows? I would imagine so if it's his girlfriend, but I mean, that's not good for the team. That's what the problem with that is. Not good for doesn't, that's not good for the team. That's the problem with that is, you know, that's not good for the team. He won the fight.

No one believed that he could beat up that girl in a fight. The whole media was against him. They said he can't beat up that pregnant woman. But I said, get out there, son. They said to be one. I said, get more friends. No one believed in me. By that I mean more babies. I said, get more friends. No one believed in me. In my bed. And by that I mean more babies. I think the Bulldogs are favored to win another title. It's looking good. I can't wait to see this new playoff picture and how that all works.

Who gets a bye or whatever, like how they schedule everything. 12 teams is a lot. I really like that everybody gets a shot. So there's not gonna be one of those teams like Oregon or Hawaii who are, I have like a perfect or almost perfect season, but don't get to go to the dance because that's always horseshit. Or last year, last year, UGA missed the playoffs, right?

Sure did. But they had, they had as good a claim to being two through four as the other teams did. They were just on the outside. No one believed it. No longer. Wasn't, didn't, who did Georgia beat the shit out of in their bowl game last year? Might've been. I don't remember now. I don't, I don't think I watched it out of protest. Was it FSU or something like that? I genuinely don't remember where they put up like 62 to not something absurd.

And everyone was saying like, dude dude FSU is getting cheated they're like a legit team and then FSU was like losing to find ITT tech early in the year this year yeah I don't remember I didn't watch that game I was mad about the national title picture and everything but uh what's the BYU code like? I looked it up. It was Florida State 63 to three. Damn, I was close. That's a rough one. Early memory. It could have gone either way.

I would love to see like like like Georgia versus like BYU or something again, a championship because I imagine the coach for BYU is also Mormon. They're like, what do you think about what the media say and coach? And he's like, you know what, all for the glory of God. What we need to do is more important than winning this game is changing hearts and changing minds. And they're like, that's interesting. But you're down 41 to nothing. And he's like, that's God's will. That's God's will. Which coach is this?

BYU. Bring them young. Oh, yeah. And then meanwhile, the Georgia guy would be taking it serious. Those bulldogs are hopped up on strong drink and working. Yeah, we don't have an isolated identity, you know, and so

it's now. Native American was mixed in their little little up and down cadence. But hey, Vanderbilt's ranked now. So good for them. Shout out Vanderbilt. Now, it was it was it was fun to watch that game. I was I was, I was having a

great time. Um, it's just nice to have a championship program and to not be like some of these other people with, with dog shit programs that they have to pretend Braves hands up the Braves, the Braves fans out there. Cause I was taking that on the chin for a minute there. I think we were both taking it on the chin a little bit. We have a championship program. We got bowling. What about North Carolina? I can't even narrow down my favorite Mizzou player. That's how much I love them. Luther Burden, Cook, and then like 60 other guys. Oh, the fat hunter.

Do we still have the fat kicker? Do we have the thicker kicker anymore? Is he in the NFL now? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't keep up with your player. That dude rocked. He was so overweight and it was just bombing. I like anomalies like that. Whenever you've got a fat guy or a short guy on the team that can just get it done, that's always cool. Yeah, I do like that. That's why like Muggsy Bogues is cool. There was this guy on the Carolina Hurricanes. I can't for the life of me, remember his name, but he was like the shortest player ever. And Nathan Gerby, G-E-R-B-E, that was his name. He was like five foot four.

And he made it as like an ancillary player in the NHL, which is insane to be that tiny and be able to play even as like a sometimes in the minor league guy in the NHL. It's cool. Oh, and then the Falcons, I keep forgetting to bring up the Falcons. Falcons are leading their division handily and winning big games. They're going to be in the playoffs this year for sure. So it's looking like a good year.

The Falcons are just they're going to be disappointing. We'll lose to somebody who's actually good at football like your team. Yeah, dude, my team, I'm all about my team, who apparently is six and oh, and I knew that another great dude, I wish I wish following any other sport was as unstressful as being a Chiefs fan. Turn it on and be like, dude, literally last year, there were times where like being a group text with my friends and a lot of them are Chiefs fans and they'd be like, Oh, it's not looking good. We're down 24 to 17. And like, I don't know anything

about football and I'll text back like it's fine. Don't worry about it. It's gonna be fine. And then it's like 42 to 23 or whatever. At the end of the next half games over, Oh man, chiefs barely pulled it out again. It's like, yeah, they keep, it's going to be fine. Really good. What are back in history? Yeah. They're really fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. How important is he kept it short? He's on the tail end of his bell curve. I bet they're going to start phasing him out. Like he's like 35 or something. Thirty six. Yeah. And I mean, your body's just beat to shit

by the time you're that age after the NFL, like you're especially a tight end. He's getting clobbered all the time. Like there's no plan. Speaking of clobbering, I don't know if you watch the France and Ghana fight. He's in the PFL. Oh, my God. I mean, the beginning was the end. He clobbered that guy. It sounds like you're tinderizing meat with a hammer when he punches people in the head.

It sounds so meaty and solid. Who was he fighting? I don't know. Some giant, giant person. He left the UFC and went to like, I want to call it the minor leagues. And now MMA is not really his gig. He's more, the boxing is where the big money is, I think. But...

He went to PFL and did this weird contract where he boxes and does mixed martial arts with them. And it's hard to be interested in his MMA anymore, even though that's my thing, because I never know his opponents. I don't know their story. It is good for the fighters to have other leagues competing for their talents because that competition drives up their pay.

It's bad for the fans. I would hate it if the Celtics never played the Warriors and you just didn't get to see who was better. You know, I mean, the answer to that is for the UFC. UFC historically has just cannibalized other outfits, just bought them, bought their talent, fired what they didn't want and sold off the rest and then kept what they needed. Man was just happy to have an enemy removed.

But it would almost be nice if there was an American league and a national league and, you know, you'd have a championship at the end of the year where all the champions would fight each other from the PFL and the UFC like that would be sick like if you had a night of champions where you have just the like five weight classes UFC versus uh PFL that would be a sick event but Dana is not going to cross promote he does not do. He did it when he was the little one. Like, the UFC fighters fought pride fighters because no one really believed in the UFC fighters,

so he didn't have much to lose, kinda. And there were Japan, eh? Yeah. Yeah, the Yakuza. That's what I think. As far as I know, the fights were all in Japan. I don't know if they ever came over. The involvement of the Yakuza and the Pride organization

and in like organized combat over there in general. And they had this really weird like genesis of their mixed martial arts that almost comes from shoot fighting or whatever, which is kind of like Mexican wrestling, like the luchador stuff like Japanese. They're like Japanese luchadors that were like slap fighting and kind of really fighting and then that kind of morphed into Pancreas later on which kind of kept the open-handed strikes So they would sort of swing their palm strikes and stuff like that palms. Yeah Yeah, and some guys got really good at those techniques. It was interesting. I

Yeah. And some guys got really good at those techniques. It was interesting. I remember thinking the palm strike thing was like an ultimate form of combat because you've mentioned this book before, Kyle. So I know you'll remember Hatchet, that guy who lived out in the wilderness. There's one section where he's like, and I've been training to fight and I would hit with my palms against a tree to harden them because, you know, I was remember thinking like, cause I'm like 10 reading this, like, wow, this guy is cool. And then I imagined it for real. And it's like, he's probably skinny. He's living in the woods. He's not going to use the hatchet if shit gets, you know,

he's going to go home. Who hardens their palms by hitting a tree? I don't think that works. Someone with just a ton of spare calories in the wilderness, I suppose. He was making acorn pancakes and he had a pet peregrine falcon that he had trained to capture wild game for him. That's a good book. I got a lot of fantasies as a young boy out of that book

where I'd like read it and then as I was told to sleep he like on me. I'm actually thinking of my side of the mountain which is very similar. It's a little boy living in the Catskill Mountains of New York. He genuinely just takes his survival books and maybe like a couple tools and runs away from home to live in the, in the, yeah, at skill mountains. I read that one too.

So I'm sure I'm mixing and matching a bit. Yeah. He lives in an old hollowed out tree. And like I said, he makes a corn pancakes and he climbs a mountain and takes the baby peregrine falcon to raise it as his own. It's a fun book. I also had those fantasies. I ate an acorn when I was a young kid.

I just had this idea of like, ah, living off the land. Nature's bounty. I ate an acorn and immediately it was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, it tastes like poison. It tastes terrible. They're incredibly bitter. They're really, really bitter. I think they have tannins in them or something. and it immediately was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, tastes like poison. Tastes terrible. They're really, really bitter. I think they have tannins in them or something. You've got to boil them and get all that out.

They're really, really bitter. Tannins, they have that in wine. Yeah. And that's all I know about tannins. Yeah. Yeah. I think you got to boil them repeatedly. Fresh water aquariums too.

Some fish need that. Makes the fish more delicious. Every every once in a while, like some some person will make a post on Twitter or any social media and it like just catches a ton of flack of people mocking it and it gets to like 100,000 retweets or whatever and it just like there was one of these in the past day or two. And it was this guy posting a picture of himself that someone else took with like a mask on like basically like sitting in a hospital chair looking like he's dying. And then like framing this like 50 paragraph post

being like, Well, I have a horrible urinary tract infection and I have E. coli in my penis. And the way this happened was I was sitting on my toilet and I was using a bidet and the bidet sprayed E. coli shit water into my penis hole. And it gave me a E. coli in my dick. And, uh, here's my medical, you know, and here's all the troubles I was having. And this guy like five times. Did you wait by that bullshit? He's like, like five times in this long screen. He's like, am I lovely wife? Am I lovely wife? And like all the responses are like, anyone retarded enough to fall for this? This guy was having gay sex and clearly got E. Coli. Do you ever, does anyone think he's the first person in ever to get a bidet spray E. Coli

into your penis hole? And so like it was tens of thousands of people going in on him for that. Cause obviously there are a bunch of gay guys being like, I'm sure sweetie, that's a real, I'm sure that's a real nasty bidet. Huh? You don't think it was someone preparing not to bottom How do we know he didn't get it from his wife? It's either that well because his wife doesn't seem to have E. Coli, but well in her butthole she does where it belongs

Most a lot of healthy people have like such a low level that it's not even like detectable Yeah, usually it's not detectable. Well, you put in your penis, it gets detected. It could be that it was from having anal sex with his wife, but the way he framed this and the fact he posted 50 paragraphs about how it was 100% definitely from his bidet, it's like, first of all, why would you post any of this online? He's suing the bidet people. Oh, I bet. He's suing the bidet for giving him dick rot. 100%. And like that's what's going on there. I was pounding a butthole is what the internet seems to think. See, I've never heard of that before. There's a lot of people out there pounding buttholes, but I've never heard of E. coli cock. Like that's never been, oh yeah, he got E. coli dick. You

didn't hear. Yeah, you got to wash it off after. Always. It's not like, you know, they tell people pee after sex to prevent an infection. It's like, they don't tell you, oh yeah, get that poop out of there. You'll get E. coli dick. I just have never heard of anyone getting E. coli dick from anal sex. I'm not saying I don't believe it. I get food poisoning. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you were... Maybe that's where I get all that food poisoning from. If there's... All right, I give you a mission that you have to get E. coli in your dick.

What is the first thing you think to do? I mean, probably make some scrambled eggs. Probably put it in someone's ass, right? No. That's probably what you'd do. I Googled it cause I didn't know. And anal sex is the number one reason people get, men get E. coli in their penis. Another is prostate

problems. Yeah. It's more common in older guys. Dehydration. But it looks like I think Taylor might be honest. I was dehydrated. Honey, don't do this to me. Have you ever read a post online and like halfway through you're like, Oh, why? Why'd you do this to me. Have you ever read a post online and like halfway through, you're like, Oh, why, why'd you do this? Why have you done this? You hit, you wrote this out for probably an hour. And then we're like, definitely post people are going to love this. I take it more seriously when they're professional content creators and they

just like totally ruin themselves. That's a good one, got E. Coli dick. So it sounds to me like it is what you're saying. And there's two scenarios and it could be a mixer of both. Either he's going to sue the bidet company or he's trying desperately to make his wife believe this nonsense. And this is part of the scam. He's like, he's like, see, I posted it. Why would I ever post that unless it were true? Honey, we're gonna be Bidet billionaires.

Just wait, just wait honey. The money's gonna roll in. I love the, would I really be that stupid argument that people you like, you know what? No one's that dumb to just do what I did. Clearly at least one person is. Yes, evidently there are many out there. Well, be careful with your bidet tonight guys. You know, you never know. Yeah, careful with it. On a totally different topic, I watched Strange

Darling. It was not my cup of tea. Jackie and I watched it together. Shame. That's the horror. It's not, you keep saying that, it's not horror. I'm not trying to word. I just I was trying to remember I know yeah, yeah, so I'm trying to talk about without spoiling it too much, but there is a one-night stand and After that in the opening scenes of the movie you see this woman with a very bruised and beat-up face Running for her life. So one would assume that this guy Did a bad thing to her during the one night stand and now she's trying to survive his murder attempt. But as it unfold, they tell the story out of order so you open with her being hurt and then you sort of learn like the beginnings of their

you know relationship and what have you. So I saw the turn coming, the twist, but only because who tells stories in a straight line anymore? Who tells stories where the person, you know, obviously this damsel in distress is the victim here and everything is going poorly. Like I felt like it switched a couple of times too. Like, like they were role playing. The twist is that she's the killer, right? Yeah, that's a big part of it. Okay, so it's like an inversion of expectations, you know. Well, it's not just that.

It's told out of order and you're led to believe that. And it switches a couple of times. There was twice during the movie where I was like, who's the fucking bad guy? You know, it happened twice and it, the role playing in bed, that was great. There was like a scary moment where I was like, oh my God, is he going to rape her?

Oh no, I did not know I was watching a rape film. And it was like, it's like real touch and go. It's a little scary. I enjoyed it thoroughly. I thought it was pretty to look at. I appreciate, I love that it's 90 minutes and I like both those actors. I thought it was pretty to look at. I appreciate, I love that it's 90 minutes. And I like both those actors. I thought she was very pretty,

especially when she kept the wig on. It looks better as that, like. She didn't strike me as super pretty, but it might've been cause she was so beat up when I finished the lease call. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little bruised.

I guess we're going there. Yeah, her lip was swollen. I think they put a mustache on her. Yeah, got that 80 day old banana look. They put something under her mic, like inside her mouth to do one of those to her. That was ruffled nicely. But yeah, like Kyle said, so she's into BDSM and they show him just like choking a bitch and slapping her around and saying awful things. And you're like, oh fuck.

And then like they sort of unveil you that she likes it. She's like, let me tell you what I want you to do. And then you go to the scene that you had gotten teased before where this is exactly what she wants. And then she says, Mr. Snuffleupagus and he stops. And you're like, I see what's happening here. And like Kyle said, it flips back and forth, the expectations and there's a twist.

And I got a six out of 10. Everyone else like it more. The- Yeah, I give it eight out of 10. I really enjoyed how, I like movies like that now that aren't formulaicic that do their own thing and keep me guessing for a while. I did suspect going just going into the movie

that she was going to be the bad guy. But I was still like, there was a couple of times once when they were having sex and they never do have sex by the way. He gets me involved. That's the best part. There's a part where he's like, are we gonna? And she's like, and then you see a little switch flip

in her and she gets a little scared. She's like, gonna. She's mocking him, which is never fun. She like makes fun of him and he's like, well, yeah. Like, I don't know. Oh, you peed and she's like, starts tearing him down. Like she's so scary. Listen, lady, I don't know. Oh, you peed and just like, starts tearing him down. Like she's so scary. Listen, lady, I've been pretending to be a concentration camp guard for four

hours and I haven't even got to come yet. So come on. Well, it does happen. But the part where he says, Oh, we gonna fuck. She says, you know what, if you can still fucking five minutes, sure. And it turns out while she was doing cocaine, he was doing ketamine. And he could not fuck five minutes later. She pulled him back in the, it was a hotel. It was like a balcony outside. There's a part where she starts working on him with a knife

and you don't know what's happening and the camera cuts away. And it just turned to a black screen that goes one minute later, two minutes later. And time starts and you're like, I hope he's okay. Cause you can hear him like screaming and through a muffled sock getting tortured and cut up.

It's fucked. She carved EL in his chest, right? Yeah. I heard the murderer's name. There's a serial murderer that's famous that we don't know this. Yeah. Even when it says EL.

And then later she's like, I'm the electric lady. And I didn't put it together until now. That's what the EL was. Yeah. Yeah. The electric. It seems like there were a lot of clues for this guy to pick up on throughout. Well, there are a lot of clues for the audience. It's a one night stand. Like I promised you at the beginning, she's great. Like you really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Like you really like They're all great at the beginning

At the beginning of it and they show this thing in maybe five or six parts in part one when they're just kind of chilling In his truck, you know flirting and drinking and smoking sit I don't usually smoke cigarettes but give me one of those sit and like having a nice giggly conversation Where they're kind of dancing around this the awkwardness of a one one night stand, it's really good. And you're like, I like her, she seems great. And then like by part three, you're like, run dude, run, forget your shit. Just jump out the window. Run. Thinking with his little head, like there were a bunch of reasons like that.

So look, a little BDSM is one thing, but what she liked was pretty extreme. And to the point where she wants to be bruised and choked hard, beaten. So she was like, I felt like I had been there before, where it's just like, oh, my God, like there was a couple of times where he's agreeing to something else, like doing drugs or having crazier sex. And she looks away and he's just like. He was doing it to get laid. Like this guy would do anything to bang her it seemed. And a lot of what she was into was too much for him, but yeah,

he was making an exception. Did they really have Mr. Snuffleupagus as a safe, like a seven syllable safe word? You want to show it was exactly. Yeah, that's what you want. You don't want, you want something like sassafras or something, something more dinosaur. You just pick a shorter word. No, cause then you're more apt to say it.

Sassafras, or Vienna, Peewee, just any. This is the guy who doesn't have a safe word. I like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Shorter safe word. For the movie, because it was so out of place you knew it was a safe word. What I do is I give the woman a nine digit code that she has to recall. If she doesn't say I'm a silly sorry sucker, I don't stop.

And I could usually interrupt that before she gets here. What's my social security number plus my driver's license divided by five? Yeah, I get like trivia questions without the answer. I'm like the safe word is the written historical name of the fourth king of Mercia and then they don't know. I didn't know that. I was going with the capital of Pennsylvania. People think it's Philly. It's not. Just obscure trivia. Harrisburg, Harrisburg, it is Harrisburg. It's it. I remember memorizing them all in school, and then just not really caring that much afterwards. But it was a neighboring state for me. So

I'm more apt to know it. Yeah. Did you not do well on your quiz, Kyle? I got them all capital, but it was one of those things where you just like drill into your brain and then like, I did that. I remember doing that with the presidents, like memorizing the presidents in the course of an hour and then you ready, Miss Harrison? Like now I don't have time. This is leaving me right now. Washington Adams. Like trying to get through it genuinely like program the hair, the presidents and vice presidents into my brain and then filled it out to her and then never didn't know it after. We never had to do the VP. I remember specifically in third grade when we had to do the full States and Capitals quiz on the map.

It also showed the lines between the provinces of Canada. And I like remember thinking like, this is so gay, like Canadians have to memorize five things. We have to memorize 10 times as many things. What a joke Canada is. We have so many states. I still don't know. And I choose not to know the capital of Canada. Is it Ottawa?

It is Ottawa. Shit. I can't unknow it because they're the senators. It's kind of a clue. Ottawa senators, the hockey team and- Yeah, but they don't have senators, do they? They've got like provincial representatives. They have senators like in parliament,

but not in, it's like a more kingly, queenly system than we have because of the British shit. They still have the queen on money, or actually I don't know, they're probably printing out new stuff with the king on there now now I'm sure they switched those over sure for sure I know I know Australia's trying to break away from the monarchy what does that entail for Australia I would imagine maybe changing

their money yeah but I can't imagine they're doing that much related to England anymore right I think what I know I've seen protests where there's Australian people screaming at French Trump King Charles. You're not my king. And there's some like rumblings in their government about breaking away from the monarchy. I don't know what it means on paper or or we did it. And so I encourage them to do this.

I thought they were completely sovereign. Interesting. I think they've got some some ties to the monarchy still made. Yeah, I thought it was like all a ceremonial thing. Yeah, yeah, I don't know where it's kind of like, oh, it's kind of fun. We have a king and a queen, but like, they don't really do anything. They're just yeah, just a memory. There was a time when I think I'd have been OK with taking back the king and queen,

you know, like they can be our king and queen to what like during the Princess Diana days when and when it seemed like they were they were good folks. But knowing that what we know now Yeah, I don't think we want to be involved with that royal. What's that one prince's name who there hasn't been a sex island He hasn't vacationed at yeah the old guy Andrew sounds like a young spry guy that dudes like a million years old right doesn't he look like the crypt keeper No, you're thinking of. Charles Charles, maybe, yeah, now I'm thinking about like

like the really old Prince Andrew is old, but there's one of them that's like 100 fucking years old and is also a pedophile. I he's the one that they were screaming at. And he's also a pedophile. Like I said, I'm 64. I just looked it up. Now this guy's like he's the yeah, the 64 year old, that's the one who they're like, Hey, this guy's fucking loves islands. He likes them young, very specific islands

where sex traffickers live. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta feel bad. You were never invited to any sex trafficking at all. I mean, I was working out and everything and I was trying to get rape, but trafficking at all? I mean, I was working out and everything and I was trying to get rape, but. I was trying to get. They wouldn't have me. Who do you think is the most likely person that like ever went there and was like,

oh man, I knew this was a bad idea. Maybe Stephen Hawking. More likely at a ditty party because I really truly believe that the, the, the Epstein Island thing was a massage operation that involved for sure. Have like, like some of those celebrities that are there are there for the environment that they create for the targets. Right. And so like, yeah, I'm not going to that.

Really Oprah's here. You don't, you didn't want to like mingle with Oprah. You know, maybe she could do something about your next book Mr. Hawking I would like to talk to Oprah very much. Yeah. Well, come on. Well, will you right on the boat? No big deal I'm sure there was some of that going on then they will have him on stage and they all make fun of him while they force Him to molest someone with his fucked up dick. Yeah, they create a robot penis for him that he can't molest someone with his fucked up dick. Yeah, they create a robot penis for him that he can't control. Did his dick not work? He was really into sex. Yeah, he might have just been a like, horny guy who never had sex. Intel's are really into sex too. That's true. Yeah. But I think he

like, didn't he cheat on his wife after the life in the chair started? I don't know. You don't judge a man after he goes into the chair. That's all I'm started? I don't know. You don't judge a man after he goes into the chair. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. I think we could judge the chair guy if he's doing bad things. I'm kinda with Taylor.

I feel like he should be bad. I don't think he did anything bad. Well, is she stuck with the chair version of him? He's paying for the, look, I guarantee that he's paying for a full-time nursing operation. They're married, right? Even Hawking.

He's paying either way. Yeah. He can leave and still take his money, but she didn't. I think it was a nurse he cheated with, wasn't it? Well, maybe look, who's to say that the wife wasn't perfectly okay with all that? I think she was. You want to give Stephen Hawking a weird hand job? I don't want to give Stephen Hawking a handjob? I don't wanna give Stephen Hawking a handjob.

That'd be the worst. Would you let him give you a handjob? He's typing, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. You know who I want a handjob from? Michael J. Fox. That'd be the bomb. This is just a jittering one. Dude, but imagine how soft.

Oh, Mr. Magic Fingers, come here. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. Even Hawking's hands, though, that hand job, they haven't touched anything in 40 years. The softest skin can be. And it's kind of like, and his hand is almost opposable, like connects. And so you could just create whatever shape you wanted. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's why they invited him to the island.

So he was having to jack everyone. He's like, I ate it. Stop wheeling me on this plane. Shut up, cripple. I think as opposed to that, the ditty parties was more like, there's clearly two parties going on. There's like an after party that was like wild fuckery, but you could definitely accidentally overstay the champagne

and like dancing social media party and accidentally end up in the lubed up fuck boy party. You know what I mean? It seemed like the line was permeable. Yeah. You could definitely find yourself at a P-Diddy party because who doesn't want to go with P-Diddy? I don't smoke flour, right?

I did a vape in Colorado a long time ago, but mostly I have gummies and that's it. But if Snoop Dogg passed me the blunt, I would have to, right? Like who doesn't wanna do it with Snoop? Yeah, it'd be a cool story. If I was invited to a P-Diddy party and I didn't know all the bad stuff that happened You just want to be like there. Of course

Yeah, I could totally see that where and I think that's probably what the story is from a lot of the young Starlets or star whoever who got abused as they were like, oh, I got only 15 and I'm getting invited to a P Diddy party I'm really in the industry now. Oh my friend My I'm just I'm just little old Justin Bieber, but this guy Usher that I trust is delivering me to the, to another guy that seems cool. P Diddy. What a fun experience this will be. And then it's latest girls. 13, 13. Yeah. He was like, he was getting kids.

I may be mixing up a couple of different stories here and like mixing them together, but he was doing the thing where like, he would come up with a young hot star contest and be like, you won the young hot star contest. Come party with me, did he? At my house. And they're like, oh, you said I won? I won. You're like, yeah, you won. You get $1,000 and a limo ride to my house. Here, hold on to this complimentary bottle of Johnson & Johnson. And he would like and and these kids at his house alleged some of this

complimentary shots in the silly guy you just put that with a sun don't shine i'll be back yes the party sponsored by Johnson and Johnson don't worry about all the baby oil i know it's a little awkward at first yeah that guy you look at your left you see fucking like Justin Bieber blowing usher and usher clearly doesn't like it I don't you think usher wouldn't like it. I think they're both being forced Did he's like he's like now suck his dick Fuck at the time justin bieber's like 12 usher's

37 or whatever King maker that I didn't realize? Because in my world, Diddy is a former star, right? I'm trying to think Kesha, right? Kesha was the top of the game for some period of time, but she's not now. That's who P. Diddy is to me. Am I missing something?

I think he's on the same level as Beyonce, Jay-Z, as far as wildly influential in the music business. Yeah, yeah. He's a billionaire who was running like owns his own label, his own labels and studios and stuff. And he was absolutely a kingmaker in like a big kind of way. Like he latched on to people like Usher and Bieber and he would collab with those people and created this little network around him that was always winning. You know, it was always award shows and fucking craziness. It's wild that a man that ugly made all that happen. He's so narrow-eyed and weird looking. That dude would only need, like, I just imagine him looking down a periscope with both eyes.

You know what's a little more sinister now in retrospect with Diddy is remember how he'd go like full white face Joker, like five Halloweens in a row every year. Oh, he's definitely like a hyper realistic. But I wasn't going for like a racist thing. It was just like he loved the Joker so much. And that was really how he lived his life. He lived his life with kind of a house, why so serious attitude towards the age of consent. Yeah. That's how you know it's legal in Utah. Yeah, it's it will. It's legal in Sudan. They look the other way in Utah. Yeah, he should have become a Mormon

then because he's in a heap of trouble. It seems like everybody's coming out and they keep getting into high drinks in jail. Dude, I hope we find out who these other celebrities, these unknown celebrities, they keep mentioning. They'll be like, the most recent one I think was that Diddy had raped like a 13 year old girl alongside another male and female celebrity.

And it's like, name those people. I heard that. Name them. I really want, I would love that. After the 2000 VMAs, right? I want, yeah, something like that. What I want them to do is to name names at the VMA awards or something like that. I wanted to be like when Saddam Hussein showed up to parliament and started naming the traitors to the state. And one by one, the soldiers come down and grab the names he names and start hauling them out to be executed. And people are crying and people who haven't been named are standing up sweating visibly, even in black and white footage, they're sweating.

And they're like, Saddam Hussein is the best. He will lead us into a new era of prospect. Like they're like pumping him up and like digging him up. Like they wanted to be. They're so scared their names on that list and they're hoping that Saddam maybe he's OK. Removes them real quick. That's scary. I wish they'd do that. The VMAs.

They start naming the fucking. Maybe you'd like like give Ricky Gervais to do it. He put a smile on. Did you did you hear the news, though, as they're going to release all the Epstein list and then the Panama Papers and then the day. I don't care about those people. They're just businessmen doing business, but I want to find out about the celebrities. Yeah, there's no way this will just be another thing that they're like crazy, right? They don't talk about it anymore. We might find out. We might find out there's there's female

celebrity buttholes in the in the in this way So if we could find, I feel like the nerds of the internet will get to the bottom of this one. I hope so. We find out that Jennifer Lopez, like the whole thing was like she would smash dudes in the face with a giant butt and everybody would laugh at them or something like something weird like that. The internet needs a fappening 2.0. I want to know.

I mean, this could be the 2.0 of it. Although I think the first fappening has put up the guard. They might shut it down sooner this time. That happened again. That was the internet's high point. I don't know that they'll make it again. I don't know what I would say the internet's high point is. Yeah, if it's not the fappening, then what are we doing?

That's true. It was, that was a weird time. Where immediately there was like, all these celebrities have naked pictures That's true. It was, that was a weird time. Immediately there was like all these celebrities have naked pictures and the journalists reporting on it would be like, don't look at them. They're everywhere. It's like really trending on Twitter. You just click on this thing and it shows you the girl from X-Men's get come on her face. What is this? Yeah. That was a dark time for the internet. I thought I thought for Lawrence. Yeah, I'm X-Men had come on her face

Yeah, I just feel like you didn't see them all you didn't see them all No, yeah, I saw some good stuff with her, but I think tomorrow Oh my god winner we're in our WhatsApp. I saw this thing on Reddit. This Asian guy made some kind of a hospital bed with like tank treads on it so it could go anywhere. And I was like, that's drifted off to get the spooks scared out of him. Just a night on the town.

Driving around in his tank bed. Heading off to a seance. I thought about doing him for Halloween, just being like the whole hospital bed set up like that. That would be pretty funny. Like set it up so I could just sit here and like visibly be in a hospital bed, like a fake one around me or something. Damn it.

I wouldn't have wanted to put all that face paint on. Does he have face paint? Oh, you do the clown mode. Okay, the clown to drive it home. That was a funny bit he did. I think I've seen it now. JLo, J Law, they call her with the come on her face. There were a lot of fakes there too. I'm like, this isn't real. I saw one that's got like, like pointing out freckles with arrows and they're like looking at the carpet in the hotel room and stuff. There's detectives on this. That's why I say the ditty stuff will come out.

If there's a possibility that JLo was like doing some wild sex stuff with like other celebrities, like we'll get to the bottom of that. They've been doing God's work. You guys ready to rap? Yeah, I think it's time. PKN 531.