Painkiller Already - PKN 534

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

PKN 534. What's up, boys? How's it going? How's it going? Going good. Tremendous week. How are you? Oh, I've been watching Trump lay out his cabinet choices. I love this border czar guy. I've been watching this border czar guy for years.

Is he Cash Patel? Is that him? Is that who we're talking about? No, no. It is a white man. Tom Hommond. Okay. I don't know him. I heard him say something.

He has a real Warhammerhammer 40k face like like Like space I heard him like New York. You can't protect your people if you try we'll double the amount of people we send We're sending them back. I was introduced to him like a year two years ago. It feels like now they were doing one of those Maybe longer we were doing one of those congressional interview hearing things that usually don't mean anything. It's just a shit show. And AOC was interviewing him about the separation of parents and the children. And he's the guy who's like, we all,

when someone commits a crime, they're separated from their children. When I was a police officer in New York City, if someone was, if a man beat his family, he was guilty of domestic abuse, he was separated from them. You're a drunk driver, you're taken out of your car, you're separated from your children. It's like, actually they haven't committed,

seeking asylum is not a criminal offense. Section 8 code 37R is a criminal offense to enter this country. If they want asylum, they should go through the port of entry like everyone else, just like the attorney general says. And she's like, well, okay then, well. Well, they would okay then, well.

As our popularity drops off. Well, they would do different things, it sounds like, seeking asylum isn't a legal. She's calling every person who comes across the border an asylum seeker, that's their rule. Some are, some aren't. I think we all know the deal by now. We've all learned this, that you come, you seek asylum, and then it takes so long, you get like a free decade

while they work through the backlog of the court system. Yeah, not a good system. Very expensive. Yeah, we'll see what happens. But they asked him, they're like, they're saying it costs 80 billion dollars to remove a million people a year. Is it really worth that? Well, it depends. How much do you value your national security? Yeah. Is it worth it to you? Do you remember when Bill Clinton deported like 12 million people and it

costs the entire country? That's so crazy. It costs us a hundred's jillion dollars. No, it's just, I don't remember that. Yeah. I don't know. I honestly, I'm a little bit like Kyle after Georgia loses. I'm like, all right, you know what? Fuck this. My team's not playing right now. We're rally, rally, you know, the 20, 28, we're undefeated, baby. You got stars coming out 20, 28. You got Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden can run again. Hey, they're going to, they're going to run, uh, Bernie Sanders, like in one of

those Futurama head capsules, like just the head where they wheel them out there. I wouldn't have a mobile phone. Yeah, no, Woody, I think that's unironically the mentally healthiest way, like for you to just be like, you know what? My life's pretty good. I have a lot of other things to enjoy. Put this in the corner for a while

because I see a lot of people online on the left who are not doing that. And it's just like, it's just like, they're staring into an abyss that ups's just like, they're, they're spending too, they're staring into an abyss that upsets them. And then they're getting upset and then they're feedback looping and it's like, this is, I think a couple of celebrities are actually leaving this time.

Richard gear sold his house. It should hear. I don't know anything about him other than the gerbil ass rumor from, yeah, yeah. Well, of course that's what, and if you watched Fox news last night, they brought that old ditty right back. Did they really? Yeah.

Hey, Gutfield was like, we're gonna put it on your tombstone, asshole. Yeah, that's how they killed Peanut, the squirrel. They put it in Richard Gere's ass. Yeah. The one frustration I've had, and I'm like, this is the kind of thing that makes me wanna disengage is Republicans pretending this was like the biggest electorate, like the vast majority of American Trump won by 2% 2%. I looked it up. I went and stack ranked it. That's the 13th widest margin. Or you could say the 13th narrowest margin, I guess, like of the 65 elections we've had. The closest would be number one. His was 13.

we've had the closest would be number one, his was 13. Close has got to be George W. taking on Gore, winning by like five. No. All right, well, I guess the reason I say it's close is because I'm talking about Florida, that Florida County and 530 votes to determine, essentially determining the electoral count. Now I'm talking about popular vote.

Yeah, because people are saying the vast majority of Americans think this. Now let's agree, he won the electoral vote, it wasn't that close. And it certainly wasn't record-breakingly close, but 2% more voted for him than Kamala. That's, that number's really close. And yeah, that's what's up.

That's enough to win. He got more votes than any other Republican ever, right? Yes. I don't know, probably. I think he got, no, no, no. You know who got the most votes? Him in 2020. Didn't he get fewer votes this time?

He's passed now. He's passed now. Yeah, it's more. Is it more? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because know who got the most votes him in 2020. Didn't he get fewer votes this time? He's passed more Yeah, is it more? Oh, yeah It's a very famous chart going around that people are pointing to like How'd they have all them votes last time to beat trump? Where'd they come from? Look at this line that goes straight up Hey, eve watch it hickoris It's like I don't know. This is proof Biden the democrats got fewer votes this time.

They definitely cheated last election. No, definitely not proof. It's just every time I see that chart, it's like, man, that looks funny. I saw that Kamala's in like $20 million worth of debt, and they sent out that email newsletter to all their people asking for more money so that they could start doing the recount for all the congressional races. What? How did they spend that much money? I've got people in my life, they spent a billion, 20 million. That's the number of it. Like 1 billion, 18 million,

or maybe 20 million. I think I read an article that said that the festivities for election night were 18 million, that they had spent that much on that. Really? I saw, you know, much they paid Beyonce to come say like vote, vote Kamamala and not sing and not much. 10 mil, 10 mil for me. 10 mil did not sing. You know how much they, you know, much they spent on the, uh, call me daddy, uh, set so that she didn't have to travel to her. Was it one mil?

I think I heard this. I think it's, I think it was- Heard it was like a hundred grand. I think it's a hundred thousand or maybe a million. I thought it might be a million. For some reason, I've known this all week and now suddenly- A lot of people got ripped off this.

You're throwing that confusion in there. I'm like, wait, was it a million or a hundred thousand? Dude, these campaigns- But the thing is- Oh, I'm sorry, keep going. It's a very simple set. And the whole thing about not doing Rogan. And of course, Trump has the tweet today to rub it in.

Heard Kamala's campaigns deeply in debt. That sucks. We're happy to chip in. We have plenty of money. Because we got so much. What did he say? What did he call it? Like organic media. And when you get media like that, it don't cost too much. That is true.

Yeah. I saw she paid a million dollars to Oprah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize all those endorsements were paid. Yeah. That comes out after the fact. Yeah.

What kind of, I guess, I don't know, you could argue the endorsement was free and the appearance was paid, but it feels disgusting. I don't know. Well, Kogan didn't get a dime. I guarantee it. The Hulkster shows up because he feels it in his heart. He's not a good businessman. I bet that guy, I really do believe he's like...

He loves his country. He was like calling both campaigns. He's like, whoever says yes first, I'm ripping my shirt off though. Obviously, I'm kidding, but I'm joking that he would just want to tear his shirt off. Yeah, all those... He's jacked at 79 or whatever. Well, he's had his PR issues over the years. He's kind of down in the dumps. It's nice. I'm sure he's like a Roseanne Roseanne

Barr character like Roseanne. That's a fancy way to say your name. I mean, Hogan's sitting on that Gawker money from years ago. I don't know if you got that though. Like what I thought they had like a bunch of people had to pay when I don't see see they all those civil judgments I don't know how that works cuz OJ never paid his money Trump hasn't paid like 90 million or something of what he owes Eugene Carroll It just seems like they just be like no, I don't want no not doing that No, that's gay and not abiding by it Is that how they said our rich people handle civil suits not a cool not feeling that vibe this week for sending you that $25 million.

Yeah. So I don't know if that is great. Like I wonder, I wonder what like the total percentage, like the total amount of money that she spent on celebrity endorsements. Oh, there's a chart. Really? I'd like to see it like, cause I'm sure they all haven't come out yet. It's very low percentage wise, but she spent $ billion dollars and she probably spent about 20 million on celebrities

But a lot of those concerts that she put on like like those big those big rallies and stuff The the crazy ones or the town hall with Oprah are shockingly expensive The the host I was watching was like our set cost six thousand dollars folks We're very proud of that looks better than ours Like look at this like and they go like back and forth and show the two side I did see I saw a lot of more left-wing people on Twitter at the time they did the Beyonce rally. Like there were, it was like trending.

People were stoked. They're like, Beyonce's performing at the Harris rally tonight. They're performing, and like, like the New York Times wrote it, the Washington Post wrote it. That it's like performance expected from Beyonce. Everybody go out to this,

what for you is a free Beyonce concert. And then like Beyonce went out there and was like, vote for Harris, by the way, by the way, not singing. That's 40 mil, they couldn't pony. And so, and then like everyone online was like, I feel lied to. I feel true. Yeah, they did.

What the fuck? That's a, why would you, how could that not piss people off? Like, how do you not see that? I looked up the Hogan thing before we switch away from that, because we mentioned and we didn't know. He sued for a hundred million.

He somehow won like 140 million. And then later he settled for 31 million. The Wikipedia implied he got the 30 million, but it wasn't explicitly said. No, it's not good. Well, good for him. I also spent the week. A WWE salad.

Because I don't get commercials and I certainly don't get campaign commercials, I had to look them up on YouTube. I saw this video, it was like Trump's top five best attack ads and I was like, all right, let's save some time. And oh my God, the trans ad that was running in Pennsylvania is like Kamala's for they them

Trump's for you and it's like oh shit. He's like and then they showed this monster Playing basketball little girls This guy's got like Like you were playing with like 15 year old high school girls and you were and you know when like you can tell when you can tell a male athletes been like given it is all he's standing on the sidelines like recovering he's just wrenched and like he had that look where like his hair was all frizzy you know man bun it coming out all the girls like a woman like two thirds of the way through a horror movie yeah that one he scared that one was definitely effective.

And it's fun to watch the talk shows. And the Democrats are trying to do like like a like a crime scene kind of thing, like figure out what went wrong here. And they'll have one guy on the panel who'd be like, people don't like it when, you know, the idea of a of a boy running over their little girls while they're playing sports. And immediately the guy on the other side of the table goes, they're not bars. I won't sit here and endure transphobia. And it's, it was on, it was on CNN.

Kyle is not exaggerating. Like this, like this guy who was clearly trying that clearly liberal, but trying to be honest about it was sitting on the panel. It was like, yeah, the black guy, he was like, Oh, he's a conservative. He's not like, unless it's a different one. It's black conservative explaining what went wrong. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't watch any CNN there or Fox or whatever,

but this guy's pretty honest. He's like an honest black guy. Like I meant to say an honest for conservative. Them I'm happier insulting. No, he's an honest conservative. Who like, trying to tell you what he's saying. Yeah. But like he was sitting there and he was, he's clearly like a CNN level

conservative, he's not going to like, if he were on Fox, he'd be the liberal guy. And so like they, they had him talk and he was like, you know, this is having a boy play with girls is alienating to a lot of people, people look at that. And there's a visceral feeling that we don't like it. Boys playing with girls and this other bearded white guy like had a shit fit moment really. And the host had to be, he was like, I won't sit here. I won't sit here as transphobia is said.

I won't let you, they're not boys. They're girls. And it's like, why? Because they believe super duper hard. Like, hey, look, exhibit A everyone. This is why you lost. But someone told that wing of the Democrats, we can win without you, but we can't win with you.

And I'm like, yes. Fucking ditch the screaming bearded guy who I didn't see this clip. Destiny. Who's not going to help us. And Destiny's dude. He's the one who said that. Oh, he's the one that said, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I was like, no, no, he's pretty moderate as far as conservatives go. No, he's the one who said oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was like no No, he's pretty moderate as far as conservative. He's the one said that I think he was mostly referring to like the commies and the tankies cuz he that's that was his quote It was a maybe it was a paragraph So I think he threw in a couple other little little side groups But mostly like the most extreme that you know, the the Palestinian flag waving like trash can burning occupying of University kind of people is who he's referring

to the guys wearing hammers and sickles and setting up guard posts so the media can't enter the university. Some of those people we can win without you. We can't win with you but we can win without you. There are Democrats who think that unions help workers earn more money and those guys can win elections. There are Democrats who think that, you know, what? Oh, we lost you, Woody. Democrats who think that boys should be able to just pummel girls in sports. No, no, no, no. You know, your vote actually

counts as negative five, turns out. Yeah, it turns out that like, every time you go on TV and say that shit, you're alienating more and more people who are just like, this isn't normal. Like what are you talking like? Like, why, why is this even on the table of discussion? You want to do that to little kids? The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm not like at the very least someone who was on the fence is going to be like, yeah, I'm going to vote for the not chemically castrate children party. I'm going to abstain or whatever. But anyway, it's going to be interesting to see if they can effectively excise that aspect from the Democratic Party. I think there's going to be a big potential schism there because it's not just the one we watch one of the attack at 40 seconds long. Man living in Missouri, I escaped all the political ads. I watched the first five seconds and I was like, political ads. You're going to love it. You're going to love it.

I watched the first five seconds and I was like, wait, she said that? Oh, it's 38 seconds. Okay. I thought you were showing like a whole thing. No, no. All right. Let's watch it. Let's see what we get.

Zach, please. 24 campaign ads. Amala supports taxpayer funded sex changes for prisoners. Surgery for prisoners. Surgery. For prisoners. For prisoners. Every transgender inmate in the prison system would have access. It's hard to believe, but it's true. Even the liberal media was shocked Kamala supports taxpayer-funded sex changes for prisoners

and illegal aliens. Every transgender inmate would have access. Kamala's for they them. President Trump is for you. I'm Donald J Trump and I approve this message. Dude, them just sprinkling in those ghouls throughout the place. It's so effective. How can you look at someone like that and be like, yes, my team. That's so funny. That's a good ad. That's effective. It's so good. There are a lot of democratic voting people who, like Woody said, they just hey, I believe in unions. I want a job that can support my family. But then they see that and

they're like, the fuck? I'll be all right. I'll be fine. I don't want to get bullied by all the people. Honey, we've got savings, right? We can vote Trump. It'll be all right in five or six years, right? It's wild. I hope this all works out. Like I said before the thing, I worry about Trump's ability to govern and I worry about the most extreme aspects of his campaign rhetoric. So I just hope it goes well for us. I really do. By the way that was a position she backed off of.

That was 20. I had to look it up. I'm like I haven't heard this and again I'm mad at me for the fact that that didn't penetrate my news ecosystem right. It tells me that I'm not as both sides as I aspired to be. But back on topic, in 2024, that wasn't her position. That was five years ago when she was doing whatever. But she lost, whatever. It's still a good attack ad. I mean, we don't do fairness in politics. Well, you know, they wheel out Trump's statements

on like going into Iraq, you know, the first time, not the second time, we've been there so many times. We're going back, mark my words. If there was, I'll do this bet with you, but it's so open ended, it's not fair. Oh, maybe we can do close in it. Yeah, in the next 10 years, we're going back to Iraq. Mark my words.

We're going back. Oh yeah. If we go back again, it'll be Iran and it'll be a much bigger deal. Oh, are you talking about like in transit? Well, that's cheating. That's the- No, he might mean we set up bases in Iraq to Iraq that we do it like six days. So we do that.

We park our shit there and then we go to Iran. I know by that measure, I feel like we could just take Iran in six days. The middle man. Oh, really? So I remember Iraq had like the fourth or fifth best army on the planet before we got there. And then we steamrolled them in a few days. Fourth biggest, okay, I made that best. All I'm saying is, I can't tell. I think that places like Iraq and Iran are not easily defended, but this is my ignorance.

Iran is topographically one of the best defended countries in the world. They're surrounded by mountains. It would be very difficult to get boots on the ground in Iran. Not according to me. Fair point refuted. I don't know why. Check. No. No, no. So what I think about Iran is like, I don't think that Iran can effectively project power across the globe. Like, that's why they're in a regional spat with Israel. But they can very effectively defend themselves. Turns out Afghanistan. So after that, like, I wouldn't bet against what you just said.

You know, if Afghanistan can defend themselves and, you know, wait us out. Iran can. Oh, yeah defend themselves and wait us out, Iran can. Oh yeah, if Afghanistan gives us trouble, Iran is... If we're like struggling, we have a super bowl on... All right, that's a ridiculous comparison. That's what I do wrong. Tell me. Well, all right. In Iran, you clearly have a central government, right? You have leadership, you have key holders to power. And everyone always talks about Afghanistan is this gargantuan country full of tribal warlords with loose ties to one or another one another.

Like it's like some Game of Thrones shit where House Baratheon is over here and they owe no allegiances to House fucking undercarriage or whatever. It's so conquering Afghanistan was always going to be impossible. It'd be like conquering it. It's tribe after tribe after tribe. You'd have to do it. We did the American Indians almost. You'd have to kill them all. We a little poison might have done the trick, but I don't see the problem with just bombing Iran until they don't have anything that we don't want to bomb anymore. Like I don't feel like they can stop our bombs and missiles.

I think they've got lots of sensitive targets. We know where they meet. You know what I mean? It's not like a Al Qaeda. It's like there's their Senate. Like, there's where the president lives. Well, I mean, they have like different armies, right? Like they have the Iranian National Force. What do those guys have to start walking? The equivalent of what you're saying with Afghanistan, but almost to be Hezbollah.

Like they have cells in Lebanon and Yemen. Those guys' hands are full. Their hands are full for sure. Hopefully we don't start a whole war. You were saying you're worried about the further Trump, the right-wing side of it. I'm very fearful of shithead neocons getting back in and agitating war with Iran. Yeah, like if Rubio's and and Graham's and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Dude, if he picks Marco Rubio. He's already picked Marco Rubio. He's the Secretary of State. See, like that's the worst possible thing. Like an establishment pro-war neocon. I didn't think it's been confirmed yet. I thought so.

I thought it was like a rumor. I'm not sure on the level of confirmation. I have seen Rubio's name everywhere and no one else's. So that's great. I very much dislike that. I know Lindsey Graham, I think, it was the most hawkish person outside of Bolton who always seems to get into every

Republican administration. I hate that guy. He's the worst. Not this one. That was one last time they made the joke about it. He snuck in last time and he's like, he'll, he's like putting like papers and bills that say like, and we also start a war with

running out of the halls. I almost got you again. It was mustache. That guy sucks. They were joking about that streak being broken on CNN with him and like, I don't think you're gonna be in this time. He's like, no. No, did you notice I'm here on CNN? That's how you know. Yeah. He like, Trump is so petty, he uninvited those two people, who was it? It was Nikki Haley and Pompeo, maybe. Like, there was no reason to like, tweet, hey, just so everyone knows and so they know You won't be on the Trump team this time around so don't get your hopes up like it's like Because a lot of people were worried he was gonna put those. Oh, come on Pompeo hardcore

No, he's getting them. This is him fucking sticking them one. He's saying they see Haley Oh, you shouldn't have shouldn't have tried to run against me. You should have tried the primary against me Oh, yeah, Haley fucked up royally like two weeks ago. She was speaking out saying like oh Trump is such a threat and this and that It's like clearly she didn't see the writing on the walls. Now. She's not gonna be in the cabinet We'll get the dream team here. All right, so I've seen this Stephen Miller guy speak before. Oh my god I hate illegal immigrants. He was that guy is so like cold-hearted mean. Yes. Yeah, he's that guy Villainous, thank you. That's that's better than anything. I was coming up with. I I don't have words to he just not Good, but there's no goodness in cuz he wants to get rid of the legals. No, dude

You don't know does he No fucking he does it with hate He does everything he does with hate for the others Well, I wouldn't go so I don't about the hate part. Okay, he's angry. He's like you're here You don't belong and it's pissing me the fuck off Yeah, like his speech at the it's I'm telling you you should be should watch this This isn't even a negative toward him necessarily. To me, when I saw it, I was like, good. Somebody who's not just like, oh, energy department, huh? So what do I do there?

Keep the lights on, I guess. Wait, wait, not, not. You know, I'm glad that he's like, this is my bread and butter. It's what I've been training for. You think I'm bald? I shaved my head so I can deport faster. Like a game seven mentality.

He was speaking at the Republican National Convention, I believe it was, the Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off thing and everything. And he's up there. He's like, we're going to get all if you're out there and you can hear my voice. Run. He says, the reason they are stuff is because that's popular. Like the majority of the country wants to deport illegals. It's very normal to want that to happen in your country. You don't want people barging in. I hope they get all the,

they're gonna obviously start with the criminal people, you would hope, and the dangerous people, the people, anyone who commits a crime now and you're overstaying your welcome, you should immediately get vacuumed out. We should just be gone. Send them to our enemies. I've said that before. Well, sending them to where is going to be an issue. Moscow. Air dropping tens of millions of illegals into Moscow.

There's no runways open. They just involuntarily parachuting. Yeah, involuntarily parachuting. Putin would be scared. He'd be like, we're being invaded! And he's like, oh no. We've got a lot more mouths to feed. These guys are expensive. That's why the Americans jumped them over here. We call it Operation Brown Dawn.

They'd wake up and they'd have 10 million Mexicans. Their economy would boom, though, right? They'd be working and they'd have 10 million Mexicans. Their economy would boom though, right? They'd be working so hard over there. Maybe, maybe. I don't know how it works. Those are hard working people.

What do you think? They're criminals? Oh, certainly not. Literally, break in whatever you want. Yeah. So I love the immigration stuff. I'm looking forward to that. I hope that it gets crazy.

I hope that it's fun to watch. And I hope they get all the right people. I hope that no American citizens are scooped up and sucked out of the country like what happened in Operation Wetback. Operation Wetback, which is just the best. I'm so glad that I discovered Operation Wetback a month or two ago because CNN mentioned it last night. They were like, ah, this has been done since Operation Wetback and somebody went, and they didn't even stop and explain that that was a real thing. They just let it go. And I was like, man,

there's some people at home a little confused right now if they didn't read that article or Wikipedia two months ago like me. What if Trump does that? Brings Trump said that he was going to have the Ukraine-Russian war resolved the day after he was elected. He's like, I won't even have to take office. Just the moment I get elected, that war will be over the next day. Oh, that didn't happen. Hasn't stopped. He, Musk and Putin have been meeting apparently.

Well, that's a way to describe it. He was on a, you know, he was on a, Zelensky called Trump to congratulate him for winning and Trump was with Musk and he said, hey, you want to talk to Elon Musk, the richest man in the world while you're here? Because he's obviously flexing that he's hanging out with Elon Musk and he handed him the phone. And that became such an article to make it seem as though Trump convened a big meeting with Zelensky and Musk and laid out a bunch of Starlink stuff or something. It just seemed like if we were all here and somebody called one of you and then they went

on speakerphone and then the news story was, Taylor speaks to Jackie. Is something going on? I don't think that's the whole story that I'm talking about. I mean, Trump has to talk to Putin if they're going to try and end it, right? How else are you going to do it except for having to? Oh, it wasn't that. It was that Musk was being involved in the conversation. Again, a guy with security clearance. It was just a non-story. They've been meeting since 2022. Putin asked Musk to turn off his starling service over time I just I said Musk has been meeting with Putin and you said

Zelensky was on the phone and Trump My bad, I mean I heard like it could be that you're referring to the Trump Zelensky Musk phone call that was a new story this no talk that to me is meeting with an ally This, no, that to me is meeting with an ally. Putin's not an ally, although I guess he'll be redefined come January. Is it at Russia will be an American ally now? Just Trump likes Putin. Yes. I mean, if we can end that war, that's for the best.

I did see the Starlink stuff about Taiwan and I saw a bunch of people being like, oh, clearly Musk is in bed with Putin. It's like, you retarded. Musk is the whole reason the Ukrainian frontline was able to communicate at all for the whole first two years of the war. So it was on TV. Yeah. Still now Zelensky's on was on TV in Ukraine and publicly posting like, thank you so much to Elon Musk.

You're keeping us in this. Like the idea that this is like, I think it's just like, we're going to see the, the histrionic Russia thing again, hopefully not for too long. Hopefully we end the war and it ends and we don't have to send any more munitions, any more money, any more non-stunners. Junior's tweet to Zelinsky. Yes. Like cutting your, cutting your allowance off. Big boy. It's like, dude, stop. Really close.

Like something about he's allowed. I heard allowance going to run out, but I'm not confident enough to say that. Yeah. The problem with that statement is he's not adding enough other countries. Also at Israel, also at Egypt, also at Saudi Arabia. No, I'm not. No more money for you guys. We're spending it at home, bitch. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, it'll

be fun to see what happens over the next four years. Fingers crossed on the war's ending and not letting this Iran thing boil up into something huge. Yeah, I'm mostly interested to see what happens with border security. That's the main thing. Not only deporting and rounding up the illegals, but shoring up the wall itself and keeping it, or not the wall, but the border. He told him he was 38 days from his allowance wearing out, running out. That's what he told him. Good. Get it done in time. On a non-political thing, Kyle, you said you watched some of that show, the old man.

Yeah. Like when it came out, like two years ago or whatever. So I just scrolled past it on Hulu and I like Jeff Bridges a lot. He's always fun and man, he looks old now, which is fair. I had to look it up. He's like 74. And so at the time of this filming, he's 72 and the whole crux of this show, what I don't think you've seen it is a this guy is a former special agent kind of assassin guy who's been you know there's a lot of stuff surrounding him in the middle east russia these these stories and whatnot but suffice to say

he's a former ex-hardcore guy like a seals retired john wick a Yeah, a retired John Wick. Just bad motherfucker. Yeah. Bad motherfucker. Except he's like 75 years old. Yeah, dude. I have a problem with how people move a lot. I see it in old people and in women. Like just the unathleticness of the way that, I'm like this person is playing an action star who couldn't jump off a kitchen chair, right?

Oh yeah. A level of athleticism too high for this model, right? Who's anorexic and Jeff Bridges, I suspect falls into that. 100% within the first like 20 minutes of this show. He's like, he's struggling to like pee. He has like old man pee stream. And then he like comes out and then someone breaks into his house, some assassin who discovered something from, you know, decades ago and

now some wronged party is sending people to try and finish him once and for all. And he gets in like a all out brawl with like two special agents in the first episode, kills both of them. One of them with his bare hands, a 75 year old man holding someone as big as him, 40 years younger, holding him in a headlock until he dies basically. And this whole thing is like, and I'm watching, I'm like, this is fun,

but this is also absurd. This is the oldest looking man I've ever seen. Fast forward like six episodes, and I actually like like laughed when this happened is there's somehow an even older man in the show like and it's like the lead is buried for the first four episodes but this there's this ancient guy John Lipschitz deaths door no Carter plan he looks about as old as Jimmy Carter and this guy at one point you you know, it's revealed that he

is Jeff Bridges father. And so there's a father son quarrel between a 75 year old man and a 98 year old man. What? And they're like operating in the world of spycraft. And it's like this is this is ridiculous. I also know you left out the best part They they fucked up the timeline Because they said that he had been

Married for 21 years 21 years of happy marriage and it's like, okay. So you met her 30 years ago your daughter with her is 39 so you so your lifelong relationship with this woman happened from the age of 51 to 73 like what what are you talking? The timeline didn't add up the old man Being it was just it's insane to have the show called the old man He's a third all this guy He's not even this he's a third all this guy

Ford frustrated me in Star Wars like that guy also couldn't move He's beating people up hand-to-hand combat and he can't walk on uneven surfaces. I don't know It's about that. I remember I remember Jeff Bridges getting his ass kicked a lot and he's got two pet Rottweilers who are like so well trained They're like little people and he gets kidnapped at one point. Jeff Bridges does like it's like zip tied and thrown in the back of a truck and beat gets his ass beat. This young assassin keeps getting surprised. He's like he's like, come on, old man, just go easy.

There's no reason for you to get beat up over this. And like Jeff Bridges, like bite his ear off or something in the tussle. And he's like, the fuck is wrong with you? Like, why are you taking it to this level? Jeff Bridges unbuckled, got in two catastrophic car accidents within 10 minutes of each other while beating up two special agents hand to hand.

It was, it's so absurd. It's so over the top. It's unbelievable. I quit watching it after he like met a 40 year old woman and fucked her and got her convinced her to let him live in her house and become his main squeeze. He like honeydicked this chick. Literally. He honeydicked this chick and she's way younger than him. But the part where his dog show up and kill that guy for him, that part had me going for a while. I thought that was pretty cool. But I quit watching after he honeydicked that like 40 year old woman. Oh, I'm forging ahead. I'm indignant. Like I'm going to see what,

how this ends. It's really like literally the woman comes to him and is like, and there's like a 49, 50 year old woman and she's like, do you want to go to dinner with me? She's like this lonely, like basically divorced, living on her own, with a, yeah, divorced I think not with a, but- Retread. And then she like wants to go to dinner with him.

And he like even responds to inquiries like an elderly man. She'll be like, do you want to go to dinner tonight? And he's like, oh, is it my turn to cook dinner? She's like, no, no. I meant like out on, you know, like a date. And she's like being coy. And he's like, well, yeah, I'll get my coat. But he's like, like a 75 year old. You're getting pretty, that's, that's not bad. Like you, you've got the kernel of a good, of a good Jeff Bridges.. It's kind of just doing by dude. If you want to watch a really good Jeff Bridges movie, he true grit. They remade true grit like 15 years ago. And he's an old man. And that is Rooster Cogburn, the one-eyed bounty hunter piece

of shit. And the little girls, this tough ass little girl goes to get revenge for her father who's been murdered in the Wild West and she won't let anybody stand in their way. They're like, you're just a little girl, get out of here. And she's just like, I came here to do business, either you're going to do it or not. And she just sort of forges ahead no matter what. And she asked the guy at the sheriff or maybe the court, like, who's the man to get? Who's the bounty hunter I want to find this man that's killed my pa?" And he's like, well, Johnson's not the best, but he brings back men alive. And Richardson, he probably is the best. Half-engine, you see. He could track a man through dry river

beds for weeks. Rooster Cogburn's the meanest, though. Real cuss. He's got a way with things. He's a real mean man. All right. All right. Sounds good. And the next thing, the next scene, she's like Rooster Cogburn, is that you? And she's like gone and hired the meanest piece of shit bounty hunter ever. He's in court at that moment because he's murdered prisoners. Is this true grit we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even see like this movie. That's a remake. Oh, you haven't seen True and Get? I think the remake is better. I said Get, I'm in grit.

I think the remake of Kyle also thinks the remake is better. And I think you'd enjoy the movie. It has a young girl in it. So you might be fooled into thinking it's cutesy, but man. It's hard. She's the person True Grit was named after. I'll look it up. Matt Damon. Cause I like Jeff Bridges. Matt Damon is in there.

He does a good job. And the little girl is tremendous. She might've won some awards for that performance. I remember it being a good movie. And then Jeff Bridges is drunk and he has this almost incomprehensible speech pattern. Oh, little girl, little girl, give me my whiskey. Give me my whiskey, little girl.

That's pretty good, honestly. I just, that's like a nine out of 10. Like you're gonna see. Very good. Yeah. It's just. True grits. I'm watching a bad show on TV.

Lower Decks. Lower Decks. I like Lower Decks. Oh, so Lower Decks is an animated Star Trek. And I think this might be season four. If it's four I enjoyed the first three. Whatever it is I enjoyed every season up till this one and I'm a little bummed. I am trying to like it. Benefit of the doubting it. What are you suddenly disliking about Lord Edds? I'm just finding it not funny, not moving, the exact same plots that I've seen for the first couple of years and

I don't know the characters aren't developing. They're just doing the same thing again and again Okay, so it got cancelled. This is the final season that the fifth season is debuting as we speak Oh, okay, and I'm like three episodes into the fifth season me too. Okay. Oh So yeah, I get the numbers wrong, but the current season there's there's four episodes out so far. I've seen the first three. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I still dig it. I guess you still see a big part of my love for that show is it's like, it's like saccharin sweet candy for a Star Trek fan. If you, if you know all the little ins and outs of Star Trek more if you've at

least seen every episode twice of eight different series then when you watch an episode of Lord X you're like I'm pausing and looking at my girlfriend going you see a thing about that Like 22 years ago There was this one episode where a guy had this stupid nose ring and they've made it a plot point for no goddamn reason other than to make other than to please me like like there's no other reason to do that I like it when they like if the show makes fun of itself it makes fun of Star Trek a lot which I get if you know Star Trek well enough you get the jokes you know there was an episode from a season or two ago where they were in a cave and they're

like oh cave episodes it's the same set the whole time. And that, I think Taylor might not like it, but I do. Yeah, and you may not even know it's Taylor. I would need to be a Star Trek fan to get what they were joking about. So I would foster your Star Trek fanhood so tenderly, Taylor, you don't even know. I would sit there with you in a call

and watch the episodes with you. And then I would, and then I'd in a call and watch the episodes with you I would and then I pause the call and be like pay attention to that guy right there. You know what Taylor he'd like it and he did that to me for trailer park boys he's like you know you've never seen trailer park boys have a seat right here on the couch. Now it's gonna feel really really sad for a while but you have to. He's just like, you know, all right. They hand a drink to Ricky and he's like, you will never see him without a drink in his hand. Save twice for the next 10 years.

There's something like that. Ricky cut his pants. One of them, whoever, one of the leaves. Or shirt or something, his pants maybe. Yeah, I think he got a tear in his pants. Oh my God. The continuity they put on that tear was amazing. Yeah.

Yeah. I wouldn't have seen it without Kyle coaching me. I love that show. Star Trek is an acquired taste though. If you tell someone that you like Star Trek and they just go try to jump in, it's like trying, it's one of those things where you just can't.

Like you won't know which one to start with. You'll think, oh, let me start at the beginning. Well, do you mean the first one produced or the chronological beginning? Because in both cases, that's an, you don't want to do that. Because those are actually both terrible. I don't know which one is a worse idea. I, and I, and I, and I know a lot about this, but neither one of those is what you want to do. You're not a shatter man. Well, you wouldn't want to start with that. You'd want that to be one of your last Star Trek's. Because there's only a couple episodes of that that I think are worth watching. There's an episode where Kirk is in the standoff with a Romulan commander. And this is a time where like the Rom- and it's like it's a lot like Subcombat, Submarine Combat. If you've ever

seen a movie that's like that where one, one of them has a cloaking shield One of them has a cloaking shield So he's technically essentially invisible and and Kirk is sort of playing the surface ship trying to bomb him in this like space But they're they're translating it to space and they keep out thinking one another With their with their moves in this space fight That's lasting the whole episode and then Kirk starts realizing like this guy's good like like I gotta I gotta up my and then the other guys like this guy's fucking good we need to go home and it's in a second command is like you you cow he's like you don't understand we're dealing with a real commander here this is a coin flip basically and then they it's that episode's good and when he fights the gorn I think that's classic but mostly you don't watch that old shit they had a shoestring budget and they were making a western in space it was nonsense I mean I like Twilight Zone that was a kind of shoestring budget different though

that's different though that's classy those are like all the actors in an episode of Twilight Zone like if you look up their their resume it's a resume that goes back before we started watching TV. But it's like, these are classically trained actors. Like all these guys were, I don't know, Rod Sterling was an incredible writer. I think he wrote most of those episodes. I think he did. He also, like, I think I mentioned this before, like he's the oldest looking like 30 year old ever in that. Like I looked up looked up like I'm like, man, how old is this guy in the beginning of it? God, that makes me like right now.

He's like 29 smoking a cigarette doing is like imagine a world where everything's the same as your dad molest you. Oh, one more thing. You liked it. Imagine. Oh, one more thing. You liked it. Imagine a world where by saying so, you could win sports by playing with little girls. People will defend you and they'll call you brave for it. That's right. It's called America in the year two thousand and twenty. Here we go.

Yeah, you wake up at the end and you'd be back in 1950 and you'd like beat up a black kid and laugh. That'd be the end of the episode. Oh, it's just a dream. Oh, but yeah, if I were going to tell somebody to watch some Star Trek, I'd send them to probably Deep Space Nine or or or like very or maybe one of the movies, maybe like Wrath of Khan or something. So they could have some production value and good acting

to like whet their appetite a little bit like like look introduce them to the universe You know tell show them what a phaser is and what a transporter is and all that bullshit Although I think that's such a part of pop culture that everyone knows right like you know what a phaser is you know? What a transporter is yeah? Yeah? Well is there's just their kind of gun Yeah, laser bond laser gun. Yeah. Kyle, have you watched from yet? No. Is it all out yet? I don't know. I was asking to see is the coast clear? Is it any good? My wife has said she doesn't want to watch it. We watched the first how many episodes seasons are out to to I think. Yeah. So we watched them and she's canceling on the show. I will watch shows I don't like out of momentum. Like, all right, I don't like this show, but I want to know how it ends. Yeah. I'm going to have to get in the right mood

one night and to be like, have nothing else to watch. And then I'll dive into it a little bit. I don't think it's all out yet would be my best guess. I would guess there's four or five episodes because I remember noticing that it was starting to come out a month or so ago. I will give it another shot once it's all out. But at the first sign of pissing me off of like an of adding a new thread, you know, or something like that, I'm going to be out because they need to start answering questions and stop asking them like they've gotten to that point in the show where it's Alright, give me some answers Stop asking me questions like show me what some of these ghouls and goblins and specters are all about explain something

If I'm reading the Wikipedia correctly the last episode is November 24th So that's two weeks from now ish. Okay. Oh, you know what else is like a week or so away is John. Wait, it's this week. John Jones. Yeah. Oh, oh, nevermind.

And my guy clearly that's the one I was getting hyped about. Yeah, Friday. We get Mike Tyson and then Saturday night. We get John Jones. That's a that's a nice money's on Jones. My money's dude, you know, Steve A did a 24 hour firefighter shift like a couple of weeks ago. People are interpreting that meaning like this dude's retired.

He showed up for a paycheck. Yeah, dude, Taylor, say what you will. See, Steve A, me, OCHIC, a white man from the Midwest. Well, I don't know where he's originally from somewhere in Eastern Europe because his name's me, OCHIC, me, OCHIC. Yeah. You guys have told me he's one of the best. So I know where he's originally from somewhere in Eastern Europe because he's his name's me. Oh, yeah Um, you guys have told me he's one of the best so I know who he is firefighting He's been firefighting for the last four or five years though and hasn't been hasn't fought and I don't even remember the last time He fought was it's been so long. I'll look at that. It doesn't seem to go well for these guys

Should think they gotta learn to retire. He's got to fight john jones, uh saturday night So we're gonna we're gonna love that. That's gonna be a shit show of a fight It's a really weird scenario, but great. 21 was his last fight 2021 so you're betting that's gonna be a route by Jones Yeah, John Jones supposed to starch him just just absolutely supposed to like beat the shit out of him That's what I expect. I like a return fight for Jones. You think like a little reacclimation. This is the end This is his retirement fight. fight okay he's talked about fighting um it's his name raritan parrera parrera what what do they call him poet on is i think that's

like a a nickname or a fighter name i don't know what it means um me too okay anyway he wants to fight parrera which would have him dodging aspen all again the guy who's actually you would have him dropping the Aspinal again, the guy who's actually- He would have him dropping the bell. And he's like, that's the fight people wanna see. And I don't know what to make of it. On one hand, I'd like to see Jones fight either one of them. I'm interested, I mean- Yeah, same.

I think Aspinal's the tougher fight for Jones. And Jones has made a career out of beating up 185 pounders or people from the weight class below him. They come up, they fight Jones and they lose and here he wants to do it again. For the BMSL. Piera, if I'm getting his name right. His name's Alex, if you want to do that.

Alex, yeah, that one works. Anyway, Alex is so good. He might be the guy that comes up and beats the guy heavier than him. It is not a easy fight Do you think that I don't know much like dodging Aspin all a little bit? Oh, yeah more trolling He might even never intend to fight Alex He might just be getting under Aspin all's skin like even if I do fight again still not you not you, okay

Yeah, we've got to understand is it's this Aspin all guys a big big fella to fit you in one Yeah, he's. John Jones. I think it looks. Nobody. Size wise, it looks like he would feast on Jones. He would be favored. Um, but, but I don't know how big was gone.

Gagne or whatever that Jones choked out in two minutes and four seconds. Um, I don't know who would win that fight. I bet Aspinall would be favored, but Alex Perea, I think if he does one more crazy thing, just one more goddamn belt, one more good defense of his current belt, if he drops back down and takes that belt, he's the goat, man. He's just so much the goat.

Like he- It's amazing that he jumped into the UFC. I'm making this up, but it's close, at like 32, just started fighting all the toughest people they would throw at him. And then by like 35, he's the goat. And you're like, dude, he is so accomplished in just a couple of years,

he's beating all the toughest people, it's wow. Yeah, he's incredible. And he's got a cool personality, which is like nothing. He's just like, I am tough, man. I don't speak English. I did see him shaving a cancer kid's head and he started crying so that was that was no the kid was crying because he doesn't have cancer yeah kid hated it he's a terrible barber today I will make this little boys dream bro yeah and then but the Tyson fight I really think Jake Paul's gonna start

Iron Mike Tyson, I saw their promo. I It was it was funny. Jake Paul was said something like, you know tune in and watch me Start iron Mike Tyson. They're like like knocking my conscious or this is something something other than Mike comes on I think tune it tune in whatever it is. No, you're being with it. 14 and Netflix, Netflix, whatever. You know what I mean? That's gotta be humiliating for Jake Paul. If he loses to a geriatric old man, it's a no-lose scenario for, for Jake.

And it's an all loose scenario for Mike. I feel like Mike's going to get beat up by a younger, faster, stronger, bigger guy. That's why it's like not that big a deal. Like it's bigger. Jake Paul is like trying to frame himself as though he's an actual boxer. When everyone knows, like he'd get fucked up against someone his size. He's a professional boxer. And so like that's why he takes fights like this. He's like, I want to fight this. And that's because he's like, that's what he is. He's an exhibition guy. He's a professional boxer. And so like, that's why he takes fights like this. He's like, I want to fight this.

And that's cause he's like, that's what he is. He's an exhibition guy. He's not an actual, if you like, I don't think that's true, Taylor. He, he, he's beaten up tough guys who, who, who were respected. Why doesn't he join the world boxing federation? Because he'd get put in the hospital. He's trying, I don't know. Because he's on every drug known to man.

Why would he? All those guys are what I'm he's making enormous sums of money putting on his own shows like Floyd Mayweather does like he's doing it the right way. I'm not saying he is the best boxer in the world. I'm saying he's a better boxer than Mike Tyson. He's gonna start my that's not a big deal. In the same way right now. I beat our bare knuckle circles around Bobby or cause he's dead. He beat the bare knuckle fighting champion. He beat, he's beaten multiple people who are highly respected. He's a good boxer. And he's huge. He's a giant person. Mike Tyson's a little guy, like not just short, but he fought it like the boxer, Jake or Logan Paul. Jake, Jake,

both. But Jake is the one we're talking about. Yeah. I looked it up. It said Jake weighed 224 and Tyson weighed 220. I don't know what to make of those weights. I kind of want to see him side to side. Yeah. But let's see what Jake Paul's boxing record is. All right. Uh, a Neeson Gibb. Don't know what that even means. There's not, that guy doesn't have a Wiki page. Nate Robinson, who is that? Nate Robinson is a professional athlete in basketball. How about Ben Askren? A guy known for his boxing, correct Woody?

I think you need correction. If your point is he started out slow when he stepped in professional fighting. I agree. You know what? To look at them. Why don't you skip forward to the champions he's defeated? Jake looks bigger in this pick, but yeah. Why don't you go forward like one more fight and start talking there? Don't rob him of his victory of beating up Nate

Robinson. A professional athlete? And then Tyron Woodley. Can you beat up Nate Robinson? I'm not a boxer. Tyron Woodley twice. Exactly. But Anderson Silva. Who was well known for always prioritizing the fists over the feet. Oh, now you're Anderson Silva expert. Actually, you're off target on that Anderson Silva had great hands. Tommy Fury, an actual professional boxer. How did that go? Where's the Oh, that's a loss. Okay. Nate Diaz. Known for his boxing, one of the best boxers ever in the UFC, probably top 10 boxers

all time in the UFC. Definitely probably top five. How do you, what do you think he'd rank in like the world of boxing? Probably bottom two percent. I don't know how the world of boxing ranks, but definitely not in the bottom 2%. He could be a professional boxer. Okay. How about Andre August? No wiki page. Who's that? I don't know who that is. Well, that's on the list. Ryan Borland, no wiki page. Who's that? I don't know who these people are. Mike Perry. Hey, Taylor, Mike Perry is the bare kniki page. Who's that? I don't know who these people are. Mike Perry. Taylor, Mike Perry is the bare knuckle chain. He's the baddest motherfucker. He is. Mike dude. He's undefeated on the restaurant service among a circuit. Let me ask you this. We've talked about

who you would send to fight the aliens. If we had to go into a tough bar and somebody was about to slap our girl and we need one man standing next to us to throw down against the crowd. Who do you want? If not, like Perry's very high on that. But Perry is he's dude, if there was a restaurant fighting league, this guy would fuck shit up fighting league. And I mean the guy like Mike Perry, 14 and eight with three wins in his last 10 fights in the last eight years. Like what you're in the wrong league. You gotta go to this. You gotta go to the bare-knuckle Like, you're in the wrong league. You got to go.

You got to go to the bare knuckle fighting championship where he's the champion of the world. That's where he is lately. Oh, that's like a minor league thing compared to this guy. It is a different sport and it is real. Look, if we're talking about fighting, that's fucking fighting to that. I think it might be a knuckle boxing. You might have more to do with boxing than MMA does.

God, Kyle, why are you so in love with Jake Paul? Because he's talented and everybody's so, I always like to defend these guys that everybody's so clearly jealous of that they're losers. That's why I went after Justin Bieber back in the day with that the FPS Russia character. I was like, they love this shit. Every dummy on the internet who doesn't have a girl is going to love us like bullying Justin Bieber. Just a talented young, good looking guy. They'll hate him. Just a good hearted Toronto Maple Leafs Canadian boy. Everybody.

Every girlfriend preferred Justin Bieber over their boyfriend. And like in that age group. And that's why people hated him. Yeah, sure. I guess. And he was like, what do I have to offer him? The third best person in ocean city, middle school soccer team. Ed Sheeran. What are you going to do with that? Anyway, I think, I think you're giving Jake Paul too much credit.

You want to, you want to bet on the fight since you're a boxing expert now? No, I think it's, I would put my money on Jake Paul. He's fighting a man who's, who could be his grandfather. And what are fucking talking about? I'm bullying you I think we should what do you what time of day it is? You've lost an argument to yourself. Congratulations I guess not we should we should watch it in the hangout and Taylor should finally come

When is it? The 15th? The 15th. I don't know the day. I'm sorry, the time. He's got Age of Empires that day. I haven't really been gaming much the past few weeks. What is it? Oh, three days from now?

The 15th? Oh, okay. I mean, we're gonna be watching Friday on Netflix and then Saturday in the Hangout for sure. Yeah, it's on Netflix too.. We even get like really good quality. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be fun. Oh, it's Friday. I'm going to a nice, nice steakhouse with people on Friday night.

That's what I'm talking about. He's not going anywhere. You know, you're not prioritizing fucking about enough. I'm prioritizing fucking about I'm going to go spend one hundred dollars on a Saratoga steak the size of my head. And I'm gonna get all of it. I went to a restaurant, got the worst service ever,

and took it on the chin like a pussy. Oh, it's growth. Were you being a pussy or were you just being polite? I was being polite. The waiter was apologizing a ton. They even fired their cook that night. And the food, it took an hour and 15 minutes for my food. And when it came, it was bad.

We didn't eat it. And I was- What was bad about it? So I ordered chicken marcella at an Italian restaurant and it was really whiny. And the waiter's like, how is it? And I was like, I mean, it's fine. He's like, no, no, no, tell the truth.

And I was like, I don't think this is a good time for the truth. He's like, no, I'm not the cook on the waiter. You can tell me. And I was like, it's a little whiny. He's like, yeah, I saw him making it. I know. And I was like, all right.

So I thought you liked it that way. I actually tipped the, I over-tipped the waiter because the whole time he was working hard. He was, it seemed like he was on my side. And they just fired the cook that night. Everything got fired up and started fire or flood the bathroom or anything. My bill in half. They they they so made up for a little bit with the tip but still like they were doing a restaurant table. Have I ever

what flooded a restaurant flooded? No, you go in the bathroom, stop all the sinks, turn them on, run out. No, I have never wet banded a local eatery. Yeah, me neither, man. Me either. Fuckin' weird. They've got your face on like a random Montana Taco Bell.

Like, just like not telling. I can't go back to that Olive Garden, ever. Like if you get Italian food and it's super whiny, like you can still taste the alcohol, like that person didn't know what the fuck they were doing. Or they just heavy handed a pour and then tried to rush your food out to you before the alcohol could cook away.

Cause the whole point is getting the flavor of the wine. You don't want it to actually have alcohol in it. That's not the good taste. I don't understand what can take an hour and 15 minutes about a chicken Marcella. Nothing, that's too simple. Oh, you were just, they just weren't cooking your food. They were cooking someone else's food.

Yeah, I guess so. Or that was like this guy, this chef was totally phoning it in, knowing that that night he was gonna be fired and it was his last day or something. Like just not giving a fuck. You think they really fired him? Because that's what I tell people,

I go, ah, we fired the chef. Every night I come out, We fired the chef every night. I come out. We fired the chef. Don't do because that so the owner of the restaurant said he did. That's one thing and then the waiter like alluded to it like yeah, drinking kind of wild back there tonight.

I was like I heard they fired the chef and he's like yeah like he did spill it until I did until I already knew. So what if the owner was the chef and he was like Jason Bourne like he started walking straight Jose of making bad chicken Marcella it was um, we had a lounge singer this like Italian lounge singer doing Sinatra and stuff. Hmm, I hate it so much. The moment I walked into that restaurant,

I was in my personal hell. And I enjoyed it the whole, even just waiting for the seat. I was like, oh my God, it's so horrible. They sat us as far from him as possible. I'm like, jackpot, but it was still pretty loud. It- You didn't like him crooning at you eating your whiny

Marsala Was he what was so bad about it was he not talented or was the sound system bad? It was me I just don't like Sinatra songs You know the whining sort of crooning like way that he's singing like That kind of shit. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't have any live music when I'm eating dinner with people. Like it is, there used to be a Mexican place right near called the El Borro loco right next to my apartment when I lived in the city.

And you would go there and like just with friends, like try and have a conversation. You know, Friday night, everybody's thinking a little bit, but really you're there. You want to catch up and chat. And they had like the the loudest mariachi band of of all time. And they were wandering around like terrorists and they would just sometimes plop down next to your table. And it would be like, all right, until someone pays them or we wait eight minutes, we have to eat like we're in Guantanamo.

Like this loud music blaring at us, it's unpleasant. I'm a thousand percent with you. And once you got to the Mariachi band, I was like, oh my gosh, I would be in my own, like rocking in the corner, just hating my life. Yeah. But I can appreciate my music. It just needs to be the right stuff.

And I know I'm boomer in here, but if it's like Brown Eyed Girl, some Eagles song, shit like that, driving your Chevy to the levee, like if that's the band playing, I'm digging your scene. I'm okay there. It has to be a concert for me. I hate any live music

or when they play music too loud at restaurants. Like the, the, the conversation is a lot of the fun. And when you like are yeah. And when someone is sitting like two seats and across the table from you and you can't even converse with them, it's like, what do we, I make a mental note every time I go somewhere like that. And I'm like, never again. I'll never go. After enough times in restaurants, Jackie and I made a rule. We're like, if the restaurant is so loud, but we can't talk to each other,

it's phone night, just no guilt. Just read on our phone. I know it sounds horrible, but look, we're going walking for like 90 minutes after the dinner or something around. That's such a good rule. It's like you've been married for a long time coming up with this stuff. She came up with it. Yeah. Cause she's also not a particularly good communicator.

And I say things to her that are rude. Like, you know, I only know the words you've said out loud because she starts her sentences in the middle and shit like that. So you add a loud restaurant to that and I can get frustrated. So she's just like, yeah, you know what? Let's just, I can't tell you how upsetting it is when someone starts their

sentences in the middle like that. Um, Jeremy does that, you know, and it's insufferable. But the thing that always upset me, and I've talked about it before, but it's just, I keep bringing it up cause it pissed me off so much. It's he'd be like, do you hear? He'd call you on the phone and you'd answer. And you know much. Do you hear he call you on the phone and you answer. And you know what it's like when someone calls you on the phone. You're like, this must be important. They need this isn't going to be a yes or no.

You know what I mean? Like this is like a thing. It's a conversation. And I'm like, hey, what's up? You hear what's up? Do you happen? I went, yeah. Fuck you, dude.

I hate this shit so goddamn much. I hate it so goddamn much. Like, like, like I can't tell you that being a it's like being a conversational hostage to an imbecile. I don't have anybody who would call me and go you hear. I would hate it.

Not just on the phone, but like in not just on the phone, but like, like in in when we're we'd be together. Would you hear? Yep. Yeah. Fuck you, dude. Either say what happened or don't know. I did. I was supposed to start guessing now. Like, I hate really, Kyle, that's interesting because I didn't expect you to support my transition. I hate really Kyle. That's interesting because I didn't expect you to support my transition

Kick girls ass and sports Dude he'd be a bruiser. Can you imagine Jeremy playing like girls lacrosse throwing bows world champion? Oh, yeah Literally, I think of a little training he could beat that Gabby Marchia chick. I don't know. I don't even know who the best. Oh, she's the one that wrestled a boy not long ago. I've got the Gabby part right. Oh, wrestler. Oh, I do, too. Yeah. Jeremy's a horse. He's he's about six foot flat and, you know, about 220. And he's strong.

You know, you want to tussle with him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I've enjoyed it thoroughly. I'm ready for dinner. You notice I'm ready for dinner too. My stomach's grumbling. All right, boys. Until next time. P.K.N. 534.