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PKN 536 sup boys. Hello there. Hello there. How's it going? Have you watched all the creeps yet, Kyle?
Creep. I think I've seen, so I've saw, there's two films that I saw, Creep 1, Creep 2, and then there's a series that I think is being made by Shudder, and there's three episodes of that out, and I've seen. If there's more creep. I think that's all the creep there is because that's all I've seen. Shucks, I wish there was more creep to be correct
because that is some creepy stuff.
There must be listeners in my position.
Creep is a series of movies, horror movies.
Yeah, it's like a horror thriller movie.
And the whole gist of it is it's like
Blair Witch project style, like cams,
like yeah, found footage kind of like a scary
mockumentary thing where it's almost always this, this guy who's very sinister, who, you know,
higher about trying to, it doesn't spoil. So one thing I'm curious, the last three,
there's three movies, you said there's two movies And then they just made a series on shutter, which is like a horror streaming service
You can like add on and they started this year from the last like ten years. Do they get kind of old?
They're both in the past ten years. I think yeah, I don't think you're gonna like it. What is this doesn't seem like his thing
You know, it's a fact. It's a found footage horror movie with a very creepy creepy guy in it
You know, it's a fact it's a found footage horror movie with a very creepy creepy guy in it
And and and you know, there's no explosions or car chases We don't leave the cabin and the surrounding woods really where which was one of my favorite ever which
raised my interest in it when you compared it to that but
That Nicolas Cage movie starts with an M. Mandy. Mandy was one of my least favorite ever.
I'm still only 90% convinced that wasn't a prank.
I watched that like a month ago and I was blown away.
I watched it.
I got really fucking high for this thing.
I told my girlfriend, I'm like,
we need to be as high as possible for this movie.
It's important.
And we ate gummies and had a blast.
It was so good.
I love that movie.
I've seen it four or five times now.
I watch it with people.
Whenever I wanna show somebody a cool movie
or when everybody starts poo pooing
the great Nicolas Cage, I bring out Mandy.
Love it.
It's a fucking clutch.
This past weekend, I thought like explicitly.
Creepy is creepy.
The main actor in Creepy does a great job.
I enjoy him. He gets his cock out in the second one, which I was blown away
Like this like like so early
Like it's it's I've never seen a more needless
Full frontal male nudity. I love it sexual or no at the opposite of sexual. No, it's weird.
So what it is like, this is a little spoilery.
So if you want to go completely blind, like skip forward two minutes.
But this guy is super weird and it's almost like he's hiring videographers so he can have
some human contact.
So you can have like a buddy.
It's almost like that.
But also he wants to document
like whatever's going on in his life and so you get to see the creepy side of him when
you know through the lens of a videographer who's there to you know in the case of the second one
the lady's there to she sort of has a YouTube series where she meets weird people and just sort
of dives in head first into their weirdness.
And so she is diving in so hard into his weirdness.
I watched that one like last night, maybe actually, maybe the night before.
And the one isn't as good.
The first one he's like, I just think that before two people can really know each other,
you need to see, we need to see each other's other naked.
We just get that out of the way. and he just like strips down a cock out
he's like, what do you think and she's like I
Feel closer already and he's like wow, that's weird. She's like is it my turn now and he goes what?
She like gets up and strips down completely naked she's like we good here. He's like
Yeah naked she's like we good here he's like yeah yeah like like his whole thing was
he thought he was he thinks he's gonna be throwing her off but she's so head
burst into the weirdness that it's virtually impossible to throw her off
her game this is creep too yeah one is better it's like I was genuinely this
past weekend in my head I was like I know Kyle's liking these I want to at
woody in our whatsapp and suggest these to him and then I literally didn't because
of the Mandy quandary where I'm like if he hates this he's gonna think I was
like trolling him with it when in reality I really like if you if if you
like the kind of horror where all the currency is in unsettling, disturbing vibes and insinuations,
it's really, really good. It doesn't lean on... There are some pop-out scares, but that's not the
main mechanism that it's scaring you. And it doesn't rely on gore whatsoever, which is novel.
The jump scares are like diegetic. They're like part of what's going on to the videographer.
He's being jump scared, not us.
Yeah.
The full frontal, I was so curious.
I went to a website to search for it.
It turns out creep is not a word
that limits you to just this movie.
No.
Like, 37, that's what I search for creep full frontal
creep to full frontal.
And really like people's creeping on women.
Yeah. Obscured after obscured after obscure or criminal now
things that were like violent adjacent. I'm like none of this
is what I was targeting. It's hard to find.
Yeah. But like I don't want to spoil the first one. But like,
we can spoil the second
one a little bit to get the gist out there. Kyle's right. It's like, he's a eccentric,
sinister weirdo who enjoys playing characters and building lore behind false personas. And
he gets his attention by hiring people off the internet who are interested in filming a documentary.
Or he will hire someone and say, hey, I need you to come to my house because my wife is dying
and she's in hospice and I need you to come let, I'm too emotional to film this myself.
I need you to come out to my remote cabin and film my confession of all the things I wish I'd done differently to my dying wife. He's like, he puts people through the wringer emotionally in like an overtly abusive way
sometimes, but not over enough that the people just get up and leave. It does a good job of,
yeah, you ever watch horror movies where you're like, this guy has guns and weapons all over
the place. There's blood in the bathroom sink, not like he brushed his teeth
too hard, like blood. And they're like, I'm going to give it a pause. In this movie, they really do
a good job of like, they'll do something unsettling or spooky. But in my head, I'm like, you know,
if I were this videographer, this wouldn't register as like, I have to get out of here right now. It
would be, it would register as, let's keep an eye on this eccentric. It ramps up. Like, and because it's exactly what you said with that, that
sort of, I think it's called boiling the frog. But yeah, that's basically what it is. Yeah,
yeah. Um, he strings you along until it's so intense that it's too late. Yeah. Yeah,
absolutely. There's so many horror movies where I'm thinking run, leave, I'd be gone.
I'd be gone. And in my head, I start doing that thing where I imagine that I have started
running like already. And I'm imagining how much distance I've already created between
and the danger. And I look at my girlfriend, I'm like, I'm a quarter mile away now.
Well, the view I'm flagging a car down on the interstate.
There's 12 of you.
You have an RV outside the cabin.
Now you're down to 11 and none of you decide to get like someplace safer.
Yeah.
I mean, you could have had a small army moving to the RV on your way out.
Yeah.
I hate this shit on it because it's one of the greats, but Alien kind of does that.
It kind of makes you forget they've got us. They've got a skate ship in the first alien movie
You know, they're in this gigantic tanker the enormity of the ship they're in can't be overstated
But they have an escape pod that'll fit I think four of them
But there's like seven or eight of them to start with and they don't know that the one guy is an alien or as a
As a robot a synthetic or whatever so they're counting him as a person But there's a point where it's like, oh, shit, there's
four of us now. We should go. And they don't like immediately. It should have been. All
right. There's four of us. We're ready. We're all packed up. Right. But it's no, it's like,
oh, we should go get some oxygen bottles and pack the cat. Go get the cat. Yeah, go get
the cat. We should have been packed up. Why are we searching for things? Yeah, I?
I'm real quick to bounce if things get fucking creepy and weird. There's a movie
What's it called the invitation? I think where I've seen that one. I
I haven't watched it yet, but my vibe for it is that love it
Love it when Kyle says a movie and I'm like boom swish
Kyle were like jaws Taylor's like Joe what I love it. Love it when Kyle says a movie and I'm like, boom, swish. Well, it's hilarious. Kyle, we're like Jaws.
Taylor's like, Joe, what
was the movie?
But the invitation is there.
I haven't seen the invitation, but I plan to.
And the vibe I have for it is that you get invited to your ex girlfriend's house
and she's moved on and you've moved on.
You both got extra like spouses or whatever. and you're at a dinner party and things are
just sort of sinister and weird and awkward.
And at first it's just like, wow, that was a little offensive.
But then like half an hour and it's like, this is kind of weird.
And then an hour and you're like, we should go.
We should go.
I'm so quick to get to we should go.
And if the person with me is like no
Come on. Don't be weird. I'll leave you to
a couple of these creep scenarios
You would not have fled
because of the nature of
You know the situation like like especially her her whole deal is she's looking for weird. And so finding some weird, you know, she's
been panning for gold her whole life and suddenly here's a nugget. So it makes sense for her
to dive at first in. And in the series, they switch up the situation a little bit. And
sometimes he just sort of happens upon these people seemingly. He's creepy. He's very scary.
I don't think he would kill me. I think I'd
get away. He doesn't seem physically imposing. And at some point, I'd hit that guy in the
back of the head. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'd have to club him at some point and
run, run, run. He's just, most of his victims are, they're like, this guy's like at least
as big and strong as I am. You know, like, like, like they're not big burly men.
They're often like little nerdy guys or women.
That's true. We are all fitter and stronger than his, his victims, which is
the kind of place to the realism.
But one thing you would like about creep one in particular, Woody, is it's a
horror movie that fucking like 81 minutes,
Bing bang, boom, boom, no drag out,
no huge pregnant pauses of like huge exposition or anything.
Like it's-
I do like that.
I appreciate a three hour movie.
Like if someone were to come out with another Lord of the Rings,
I wouldn't ask them to cut it in half.
But I don't like that ordinary movies consider themselves
to be Lord of the Rings nowadays. And it's like, hold your horses, Deadpool three,
you just a fucking average movie at best.
Tighten it up.
This course says he did that with the Irishman.
Do you know how much I wanted to love that movie as I was watching it?
And I was, I was like, I've been there like halfway through and I'm like,
how are they going to wrap this up? Pause to go, pause to go pee.
90 minutes left. It's like, how are they going to wrap this up? Pause to go pause to go pee. Ninety minutes left.
It's like, are you fucking kidding me?
I just watched Joe Pesci sit still for 11 minutes.
But I'm fucking sick of this.
Like, get it done.
I get your old and you're trying to go out on like a big banger or something.
But like Scorsese is so a couple of things about Scorsese.
He's made some wonderful movies and I love Goodfellas and Casino and all that
stuff.
One of the things he doesn't give a shit about is continuity and it irks me a
little bit because I got just a touch of the dis. I'm just a touch of it.
Next time you watch any pick a Scorsese move out of a hat and when you're
watching that movie, pay attention to a Wolf of Wall Street, pay attention to,
uh, the glasses on the table, the cigarettes and cigars that are being smoked,
the food that's being eaten, the glass, how much liquid is in a cup.
Pay attention to lighters.
Pay attention to where people's hands are.
They'll do this cut back and forth thing.
Two guys are sitting at a table.
We've got three shots.
We've got a side shot that has both of them in it,
and then we've got a close up for each of them.
And we're going back and forth between the three to to do this conversation and
Like Leonardo DiCaprio will have his hand kind of up over space like I don't know about all this and then they'll quick cut
over to over the shoulder of
Matthew McConaughey and all of a sudden like DiCaprio's got like a cup of hot tea or something now in that hand or or he's
Like complete his hands are by his side and it's a complete it's completely different.
Have you seen Scorsese or his editor respond to that?
Yeah, he says he doesn't care about continuity that he's going he's the best
shots that he shoots and he's the best takes that he gets of them delivering
their lines.
Specifically, let me add to what you're saying that he said that he focuses on
emotion and that it's like that whatever emotion he's trying to build or Specifically, let me add to what you're saying. He said that he focuses on emotion
and that it's like whatever emotion he's trying to build
or suppress or whatever he's trying to do with that
is how he picks his shot.
And the way I heard it is they care about continuity
is just the ninth most important thing to them.
They don't try to break it.
And I was like, I guess I just respected a guy
for hitting his bullseye. He's like, we're not fucking up
We're doing exactly what we tried to do
The your priorities just not mine. It's it's distracting. I was watching good fellows the other night and
Ray leota's characters in prison and his girlfriend his wife rather is smuggling in
Sausages and bread and Italian wines and stuff. This absurd, and the guards are seeing it.
She's throwing it on the table and they open
because she's mad at him.
And the children are playing with old school blocks.
They have a letter on each block
and those blocks are constantly changing.
Like constantly, they're like moving around.
In casino, there's a lighter,
there's a guy sitting in a limo
and maybe Paul's over here with some guys.
Where did she smuggle in the goods?
Did she bring a picnic? Just in her coat. Just all over heruggle in the goods? Did she bring us in her coat?
Just just just all over her in her body.
I thought maybe there was some other pocket
she had slipped it into that I was curious about.
I think it was kind of baked in that these
in the Italian fellas kind of had a control of these guards.
He was going to let it fly.
They didn't have to.
Although I've heard crazy stories about the meeting room.
I never did the meeting room for like half a dozen reasons, you know the short stay
The silliness of the whole thing. I don't want my parents to see me my orange jumpsuit, etc. But uh, I heard Mike Tyson talk about
fucking and the in the meeting room
He's like he described like how her clothes would be altered
So there would be immediate access to her pussy and how he'd have his dick ready to go
And how he like you hadn't had sex in a long time at this point
So you better go and he's just like slams her on his like like and fucks her before anybody could do anything about it
Like what are you gonna do take her away?
Hey, mike get that woman away from mike tyson get off of him. Hey the joke's on you. I already came
That was it or then um then and then lots of times people
will sneak drugs in our meeting room reminded me of you've ever been to a car dealership and
they got the little kiddie area with like the jungle book painted on the walls and a little
play area. You can move on the metal pillars. Yeah. Doctor's office style. I can, you can see
the bacteria on those if you look closely enough, even a child I swear to god eight-year-old me looked at that and went
This is the place where yes, I swear eight even eight-year-old me
I remember maybe my mom told me or maybe just I was just a smart enough eight-year-old to clue in like
This is where sick children come when they're sick
That is what children play with the sick children play with when they come here and they are. I'm already a little sick. Do you remember the grimy copies of zoo books they'd have there?
Every zoo book. I picture Ralph from the Simpsons like, I'm inoculating.
I'm very sick. Hurt immunity.
Hurt immunity. Dude, Ralph rules.
What a funny character he used to be.
Maybe still is.
I don't know.
I was laughing again at some fish tank stuff.
That guy Burt is hysterical.
I told you their big plot was they were down to half as many contestants, and then they
brought in a whole host of new
people. And they told the old people, all right, you need to
convince them that you're part of the gang. And that like,
you're all part of a two week game show now not that the four
of you are trying to trick and eliminate all these new people
and like a, you know, multi layered social experiment
thing. And so like a couple of the like, all of the people in
there are like, reasonably normal other than Bert. And so like a couple of the like all of the people in there are like reasonably normal other than
Burt. And so like they're the new people, they're in a big
circle. And like someone in production is like, one of the
production guys, Ben, for a famous house, he pretends to be
an effect of feminine gay man who's disarming and very
friendly. And then as soon as they drop the act in his fish
tank, he's like the cruelest member of it. And so he'll,
he'll, it's very, very funny. but he's like, all right, gang,
circle up. I want everyone to tell us something fun about yourself.
It's important to establish backstory for everyone in the show,
because once we edit this, people aren't going to like you if they don't have a
point to attach with you. So let's go ahead and start with you, Peyton.
Like people are saying stuff like, uh,
I actually am good friends with Tom Brady. Oh, cool. I made that one up. And someone else is
like, you know, I'm not going to say what, but this isn't my first television program.
They're like, oh, that's interesting. You know, I keep it under wraps. We don't want to know.
And then Bert, giant schizophrenic man. He's like, sometimes I sometimes I hurt myself intentionally because it turns me on.
This is within two minutes.
He's playing 3D.
That's like a that's like a fucking right out of a screenplay or something like I can I'm imagining it like in a one
Of those speed dating yeah
Where you've got like the same point of view over and over and like the people like showing up their quirky
Personality traits is like some girl who's like I think the seat belongs up. It just makes sense
Bird I sometimes I hurt myself intentionally because it turns me on sexually
and then like the absolute silence now he someone in the audience called it burning off and then
someone in production said it to him and then he seamlessly now will like say to other contestants like I'm so stressed out and when I get stressed out I need
to burn off and so I'm gonna go up there and I'm gonna burn off and I'll be fine that never washes
his hands but uh do you know uh there's always a camera and he knows there's a camera and he doesn't
he doesn't mind it at all he doesn't care is he dry jerkin or is he is he's laying under a blanket
It doesn't ride herkin or is he as he's laying under a blanket with like a comforter on top of him like
Like blanket like up to the neck
Go does he does he grab his sock? He's just hurting on himself. Like he's he's got his dick
He's grabbing like imagine you have a comforter over you and then you're grabbing your penis above the comforter use like above the blanket and jacking that way not not
even like pointing your penis up like it's straight just laying on his belly
like he's jacking it like that and from what I can tell he's just coming on his
belly. He'd be laying on his neck his face. It would be. If it were lock and
load they'd have to have a fucking a chemical team in there. What if he immediately got into like
ass up,
face down position and started jerking it like he's tried to have sex with every single man and woman that's come into that. Oh, the clip.
There's this one guy who's like an insider, who's like the most liked guy now,
Luke. He was on big brother.
And then he like told a joke with the N word in it or something.
And they kicked him off big brother.
And so now like he was trying to do like reality show style stuff because there are
a bunch of girls now a bunch of guys. And so he brings Bert into a penthouse room and
is like, Bert, I know you're on the outs right now, but we want to bring you back in with
the boys. We want you to be part of the boys team because there's more girls than us. We
really need to get this going. And Bert goes, what are we talking about? I thought I thought you brought me in here
so we could hook up. And then Luke goes, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? Like, just
so so exaggerated. He's tried to have sex with everyone. Do you know, do you remember
Alex Stein? He was the guy that was like, I love AOC, big booty Latina. In that old clip, they hired him to come on and pretend to be a guy named Mr.
Goldman or the executive or Mr.
Diamond, Mr. Diamond, the executive producer of the show.
And so he came in and immediately started like he's like
Jason, which is Sam's character.
Ben, follow me into the confessional and all the contestants are on the outside of it.
And immediately, Alex Stein is like banging on the walls like,
are you guys trying to waste my fucking money?
We're not making any money on this show.
These duds, these fucking losers you've brought here into the show.
Who's in charge of casting? And Ben is doing gay.
Ben is like, Mr. Diamond, I promise they're doing their best.
We're really trying to get the show off the road.
He's like, that won't do it.
Do you have you ever been to Jackson Hole?
No. Jackson Hole is like a luxury rich person ski resort for people
who don't know in Wyoming.
And he's like, Jason, do you have a place in Jackson Hole?
He's like, no.
Ben, do you have a place in Jackson Hole?
No, I do.
And I'm going to have to sell my place in Jackson Hole.
If you fucking faggots can't get your head on straight and start making me money.
And he's screaming and all of a sudden,
it just like pans out to like the contestants outside
who are like, oh my God, like this is, what are we getting?
This guy's furious at us.
And so then they bring Bert in there
and Mr. Diamond is like, Bert,
you're one of the few bright spots of this so far.
We love what you're doing.
And Bert's like, that's great.
I'm so happy to be helping.
And then he's like, but there's something I got to ask Bert.
People tell me, and I don't see everything, so it could be totally wrong.
People tell me that you're birding off, which they tell me means masturbating.
And this is important.
We cannot have people climax on the show.
We can't have it.
And Sam and Ben are echoing like, yeah, we absolutely can't have people climaxing. And he's like, we're trying to sell this is important. We cannot have people climax on the show. We can't have it. And Sam and Ben are echoing like, yeah, we absolutely can't have people climaxing.
And he's like, we're trying to sell this to ABC.
You think we can have people coming?
We can have people climaxing?
No.
So Bert, I need you to be 100% honest with me.
Have you climaxed since you've been in the house?
And Bert's like panicking because he's busted three times a day for four weeks now.
Like everyone knows.
And then he's like, Mr. Diamond, I know I haven't been climaxing. He's
like, Really? Because a lot of people are telling me that
you're in there jacking off. And he goes, No, no, no, I'm not. I'm
just gooning. I'm just gooning. He's just getting to the place
like I'm just edging. I'm just gooning. Alex is like, Really?
You promise me you're not coming? You promise me it's just
gooning? Yes, then then we're good. We not coming. You promised me it's just gooning. It's like, yes, I promise. I'm like, all right, then we're good.
We're good.
You just keep gooning.
So funny.
How do you handle that without lying?
Dude, Bert just, like, he will have like a borderline
meltdown freak out,
Bert off,
back to square one.
Like he is truly a man who can get right down to it.
It's like lithium. Oh, he's like got lithium. He's genuinely.
He's every single a text to speech like three weeks ago told him it was a gay dating show.
And he still believes that somewhat. And so he tries to have sex with every person that comes in the house.
Because a man and woman, they were asking him, like, what's your body count? And he's
like, my body count is approximately, I would say 300. Um, I've had sex with 250 males,
25 females and 25, uh, somewhere in between. And like Alex Stein is like, you don't see
that as like, disgusting. Like, he's like, no, I think that it is not
acceptable. I think that I'm just trying to, trying to have fun and embrace myself. And
it's like, all right, Bert, well, you, dude, you just keep doing.
The clip you sent me was so well edited, like, but it cuts off at the perfect moment because
all you see is that top down view. You know,-down view. You're a literal fly on the wall and that white dude says something well thought
out and the black guy is just like, I thought we were here to hook up.
He's just like so exasperated.
Like you said, the fuck is wrong with you?
Like he's coming to the he's realizing, like, not only did this guy not hear a
word of my well thought out and delivered little little thing here, like none of
that mattered, but also he wants to fuck me right now.
Desperately. He desperately wants to fuck.
Zach, can you play that and make sure the sound is on before this happened today?
This is a guy new to the house
Walking towards me and any trust me have to end the opposite sex is somewhat ignored or identified because they're same-sex attraction
Please excuse me gay and any treasuring have to end the opposite sex
Dude went to go to the fucking dude walks down the hallway to talk to this crazy dude
And he can hear right away through the door that this skit so is as having a full-blown
Conversation with himself and he's just like nah, I'll come back later
Yourself in the situation every time you watch this so do you just watch thinking it has nothing to do with you
Well put myself in the situation and I don't bother putting myself there is because they're there for $50,000.
And when you go into dues, I remember,
I remember when I was in high school,
someone talking about this haunted house
that existed somewhere that was so scary.
You have to sign a waiver.
And I think someone said you had to swim through snakes,
real snakes and this, that, and the other.
And always thinking like, all right, like, well,
when you're signed, we've signed up,
but there was a prize, some real like prize
that you would want to get thousands of dollars.
And I was thinking like, yeah, well, I mean,
you can kind of do whatever they want to do to you
if you've signed up for something like that.
So kind of go in expecting the worst, you know?
Like go in and thinking they're gonna beat you up literally.
And then if nothing worse than that happens, then you know, you're kind of prepared
So I think you got to go into this with that mentality you you know
the fact that they don't know what kind of show they're on is a little bit of a curve ball, but
It just seems like the $50,000 is a ton of money for those people. They're in it to win it.
So I don't really feel bad for them
because they can just leave
if they didn't want to be in there.
And I know it is a show.
And I like to think that Burt's playing it up to some extent
but he's clearly a mentally ill person as well.
Oh, he will do something like beyond the pale,
perverted and gross. And then hide behind
the fact he has schizoaffective disorder and autism. And people are catching on to that.
And to be clear, he's your age, Kyle. He's not a superb young guy. He's like 37.
I think we're all just going to age late.
Yeah. We're all just guys. We're all going to be able to rent cars soon. That's going to be neat.
Yeah.
And so, he definitely will come on to someone who's clearly sexually disinterested, be really
aggressive about it.
And then later, when people are talking about voting, some guy will be like, yeah, man,
I've been here for like 25 minutes.
And then Bert asked me up to the penthouse and wanted to fuck me.
And I don't know, man, I don't know what kind of show we're on,
but that was upsetting to me.
Like everyone else would be like, yeah, yeah, he tried to fuck me too.
What the hell is up with this?
And then it will like the Ed, the director cam will change to whatever Bert's
doing at the time. And he's doing exactly what he was doing in that clip where
he's like, I don't know what they want me to do.
They'll tell me to keep it interesting.
And then I try and have sex with one of the contestants, and
they tell me that's not acceptable.
So can someone in the computer tell me what sort of problematic
behavior is okay and what sort of problematic behavior is not
okay? Because apparently I can't try to have gay sex with the
man in the house, even though I have heard from you guys, which
is text to speech, like just random people, even though I've heard from you guys, which is text to speech, like just random people, even I've heard from you guys that this is a gay sex house. He's
a sex addict, a total sex addict, and he's very entertaining. So big ups to how entertaining
Bert has been.
So has nobody else masturbated the whole time they're there?
No, no, like, like there's no camera in the bathroom.
So I'm sure some of the guys have like,
burnt it off in the shower or something.
But like he has jacked off like a 13 year old boy
for a month on camera.
And there was not even a speed bump
between him burning off, learning it was live streamed.
And then again, doing it.
Taylor unintentionally flexing that 13 year olds
can come in his universe.
I remember that.
I remember literally waking up when I was like 12
and being like, ah, the fuck, I wet the bed.
I was just covered in cover.
I remember that at 15.
I've never had a wet dream my entire life.
You never had a nocturnal emission? Never. You must have been just always jacking then?
Just never my entire life. That was an interesting admission. I never would have day without.
Whenever I hear that I'm like is that like a movie trope or something y'all really busted in your pants and your sleep
Like what are you doing? I have pissed myself far
Older than I should have but it wasn't one of those like whatever kids
No, I dreamed I was pissing like like like I was I'm a sleep in bed and
And I'm like 27 or something. I'm like asleep in bed and in the dream,
I've got to piss so bad.
And in the dream, I go to a restroom,
open a stall and begin pissing into a toilet.
And like, this is what you do when you have to pee.
And in the real world, I wet my grown ass man bed.
And I have to wake up and tell my girlfriend,
I wet the bed.
And I did it with a confidence tell my girlfriend I wet the bed
And I did it with a confidence that no man has ever had before I was I was angry at like whatever third party had made me piss the bed I
Was like baby wake up. What is it? You're not gonna believe this shit
Pissed the bed. She's what are you fucking talking about?
You like you like go out in your living room knock over a lamp open the front door and you're like babe
Someone broke in and pissed on me
Or like drag her they didn't steal anything thank God it's weird they busted the window out
They stole that that that ugly picture. You always keep up
I wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.
I was just like,
because I didn't feel like I'd done anything wrong.
I was just like, I was,
I thought I was in a bathroom.
But yeah, I completely pissed the bed
because it wasn't like a little accidental pee.
It was like, I was relieving myself.
It was nonsense.
And apparently I really, really did have to go
in real life as well as the dream.
So it was a big.
I've had that dream before. I've had that same experience.
I wonder if everybody has like that.
I don't know.
We don't trust this dream.
Don't trust that you're dreaming about being it's a problem.
I don't remember the last time I peed the bed as an adult, but I guarantee
that's the situation, maybe it's just like a 10 year timer thing, like every 10
years you have that troublesome dream.
It tricks you because your guard isn't up because it's every 10 years you have that troublesome dream.
It tricks you because your guard isn't up because it's been 10 years. Then it goes dormant.
It might be the same as Kyle. I think I had that same experience right around 27, which
for me is a while ago. The 27 club is what they call that. Like three or four years ago.
Yeah, I remember. For me, three years ago. Yeah years ago yeah it's more recent well I
will be 27 you know I've been fucking around with Skyrim and fallout modding
them both and kind of trying to pick one of them I think I'm gonna follow Vegas
for Vegas is too hard to mod I get frustrated and quit when I start modding
Vegas because I don't want it like lightly modded
I always end up wanted to be this perfect thing and
I'll genuinely mod for six hours and then I'll slide a folder into the wrong place or a file into the wrong place and
I only know what how to mod in the same way that like I know how to make
Like you know if you watch enough YouTube videos
You'll know exactly how to change the the starter on your car
But you wouldn't know what to do if a different belt came off or or like if the the fucking
Alternator came off to or something like you wouldn't know that's me modding so I use my engine to or 2.1. I use vortex
As my mod manager, I don't know what that thing you mentioned is but I'm it's it might be specific to
the the scrolls games or something like that or not scrolls game the
Souls souls games. Yeah, it's not specific to souls games, but I don't know I just
Love the rings. Yeah, I don't know the other ones and I'm not very good at it.
I might know less about modding than you but in Elden Ring, it is a pain in the ass.
You know what's specific? Every mod is easy, but any two mods becomes really hard.
When you get to your second mod, suddenly like they want to touch the same files.
You can't just put them in different directories.
You have to open this tool that like merges these mods yourself
And oftentimes one mod is super easy to his art
Yeah
The the big issue now with fallout is after the popularity of the TV show or maybe around that time
They came up with like a fallout for update. This is the HD update and it's like no no, no, don't don't change that
14 year old game.
Dude, we all these modders have been working on this for years.
And so now there's this weird thing in the ecosystem where some of the mods work
with the updated version of fallout and some of the mods don't.
And so you have to choose whether you're going to downgrade your version to how
fallout was before, uh, so that more mods work with it or you're going to
keep it the way it is and use the new mods and it's annoying for compatibility issues but uh but
it's for the most part it's really simple stuff until you get into changing the way
like players bodies work and um uh stuff like that but vegas can be complicated i don't even
last time i tried to mod vegas i got really mad and had to reset my computer to factory. What a pain in the ass. I got a hair trigger on
that. I'll system restore like a like this one thing goes wrong and I'm like, Oh, gonna
feel like new in just a second, bitch. One thing I'm like men in black fucking chop,
forget all that shit real quick on my computers if they fuck it
And modding will do that. Like I said, I'll I'll move a folder to the wrong place and it's like this is ruined now
This is ruined. There's no way I can ever fix this
Yeah
I don't know how I've only ever done mods with like explicit YouTube instruction where the guys like then click this
like explicit YouTube instruction where the guys like, then click this, then add this, then drag this, this,
this and this to these respective folders
and then start the game.
Like anything more complicated than that,
I never give a damn.
You don't have to edit config files
to help them find the DLLs or anything?
Like I've had to do where you like open
that weird text thing and then like write something
or erase something, but I only fuck with that
if it like is telling me exactly what to do.
Yeah, that's probably the I and I files are open up in notepad and editing.
But there's lots of stuff that you've got to move around
depending on what you're altering.
But for the most part, if you're just doing basic shit,
Vortex handles everything for the scrolls games.
And that's what we did with Warhammer, isn't it?
Like we had that shit for the camera.
We had to go in the config files and
yeah yeah you open the yeah the i and i perhaps or something like that and you just sort of change
the camera angle um boundary so you can fly up high and actually see what's going on.
But Elden Ring, YouTubers use mods to keep it fresh. You can imagine they've been playing the
same game for three years now. It's the same and they're like all right I'm gonna play it but every
mob in the entire thing
is aggressive and will chase me to the ends of the earth go or now every boss 10 bosses simultaneously
go and uh it's interesting it's a way to keep the game fresh did you call out for that guy you were
struggling on I got past him and the next one and now I'm struggling again. Ooh. Yeah. So that's where it stands.
If you've played Fallout 4, you know,
there's a lot of ghouls in the game.
But so there's a mod that turns it
into an absolute zombie wasteland.
Like you turn the weather to like a thunderstorm
all the time or fog all the time.
And then you just put way more ghouls
and turn them into tweak them a little bit.
So they're more like, there's more zombie- zombie like so you have to shoot them in the head
for example and it becomes a fucking nightmare with mobs of them chasing you everywhere you
can have like 200 enemies on screen chasing you and fall out for it's fun because that
how you're playing through it like extra super hard mode yeah I play on very hard and I usually
tweak the damage to the point where it feels right
So I don't want them to be bullet sponges. That's the other thing
I like with modding that sometimes games have as you're ranking up. They don't rank the enemies
Well, they don't balance them
Well, but I can go I go in and tweak it so that it's I can just barely survive. I want to die like
25% of the time or something like that. I feel like that's the sweet spot
Like I wanted that.
I still feel like a bad-ass, but yeah.
You are a bad-ass if you die in a quarter of the time.
The boss Taylor just mentioned 16 hours of practice
and learning.
That's how long it took me to learn to beat that character.
It was hard for me.
Are you taking breaks to like accept invites
to go bail other people out still?
Sometimes or sometimes I'll go down to a lesser boss
and like get my spirits up and come back.
Oh, like I just need a failure break.
I need a little success for a moment
because the elderly community will show them
beating the bosses.
And it's a lot like the COD community was,
where like it's their best run.
It's their blessed run where they didn't get that one attack.
It's almost impossible to deal with.
And it makes me feel like that is their typical run.
And I like to watch them live and it's like,
oh, look, your death counters at 127.
Like it doesn't seem that way based on the edited footage.
So it's good.
I saw some video on Twitter and it was,
who's one of the big Call of Duty guys, Nadeshot,
it's not him, some other big guy who was like trying
to do Elden Ring instead of first person shooters.
Cause I guess he had told his chat, Nick Merckx maybe.
He's that instead of Call of duty guy, like a first person shooter
style guy. And I saw like a clip of him where like, I guess someone in his chat was like,
you're a big FPS guy, try and handle Elden ring. And he was like, I'm a gamer, no problem. And then
like it showed a clip of him like getting manhandled by some guy on a, on a horse or some monster.
And there was that ticker in the bottom left
where it's like total deaths and it's like 338.
And based on the comments, it's like,
dude, he's like barely into the game at all
and he's getting destroyed.
And I was like, this looks so,
I would be bitch made about it and change the difficulty.
Like I would-
There's no difficulty slider in Elden Ring.
That sucks.
I would, I would bitch out.
I would-
Yeah, there are mods that do it,
but you can't change the difficulty.
I saw XQC play it and he's funny
cause he does, he spazzes out in frustration
when he's not doing well.
And it takes two forms.
One is he imitates the boss's attacks,
and he's really thin.
So he does this thing like that,
and it's just a funny look.
Like, he does this triple twig and I can't handle it.
And it's hilarious to see.
The other thing is he bites his controller
when he gets angry enough.
And as someone else who's like banging their head
against the game, it's nice to see.
Like, looks, I know he doesn't pretend to be,
you know, nade shot or something,
but he is a guy who games constantly and has some level of skill that makes
other people want to watch him. So when he struggles, I feel like I'm not alone.
Yeah. Any of those guys that are gaming all day,
even if they're not in the pro segment of it,
like you're going to beat the breaks off of some like average gamer who does it
have to work. Exactly. Just no, no competition there. Yeah. What did you know who Nancy Mace was before the trans thing
recently? You might not know that she's the South Carolina. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Big, big
fake titties. And I can't find any pictures of her with them. Are you serious? Dude, I
don't know about that. I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
It's big fake titty, Zach.
I don't know anything about that, but she's a South Carolina congresswoman.
I always see her like a pink suit or something like that.
I don't know anything about those, but she's the one I know about her.
She's the one who's made the big deal out of the the trans representative.
Yeah, she's the one that made the big deal of the trans representative and
made sure that the bathrooms were... She's really... What's the word?
She's trying to pick a fight. Like when they ask you what her problem is, she's
like, oh, no big deal, sweetie. I just don't want any cocks in the ladies room.
That's all. No, no, no. No, no.
Okay.
You can kind of see those those big.
I mean, those are well placed, doily flower things like honestly, that's that's her right.
My left.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, that's pretty hot.
Good call, Taylor.
She's going on the list.
She's told you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, more of her big tip pictures coming up Zack just what?
That goon behind her
That's fucking simple Jack he's like
Writing a bill to get that guy fucking an education or something Jesus Christ. What's his deal?
She's a she's in her 40. She's like 46 or 44 45 46 or
something like that. But she's she's just a real bitch. It's
so fun to watch her be interviewed about the trans
issue. You'll love her for that Taylor. She really does have
smockers on her. My goodness. She does. And there's no you
know what that N stands for on that necklace. Yeah, nice big
cans.
I am suspicious that they're not like Taylor. I wonder
if they're fake because that is a lot of sale on a very small boat. Oh yeah. Like they've got to be
fake. Who has the only body fat on her body is her boobs. That's either like real haters over there.
Distribution or that show me her. You know. Political disputes is we should have her and AOC see whose tits are bigger.
Oh this girl for a thousand times over.
Zach try to find me some like young photos of this lady because like I feel like.
Oh good call.
You know see if those things are.
Let's get to the core of the issue that matters.
How fake are these?
Yeah.
Find a young Nancy Mace and we're gonna do some sleuthing
She's wearing a jacket in the young photos
I found and I can't tell if she has no boobs in this or if it's just the nature of the jacket
Hmm. It does say middle school on it. So let's go ahead and search up Nancy Mace fake tits on Twitter. Oh
my goodness this
This could not be a better.
Oh, they're fake.
Oh, aren't you on Blue Sky now?
I've never been to Blue Sky.
I'm on Twitter.
Zach, can you show that one?
The picture in the tweet I sent shows,
you'll have to zoom in on it.
Maybe I can find a better one.
Oh, those are.
Oh wait, no, I found a better one.
Don't even know if that's right.
See mine, I know it's not a great picture
because it's like lack of color contrast,
but she just has smaller boobs there.
There's no way her boobs tripled inside.
I disagree.
Okay.
I think she might just have a sports bra on
or something in that photo. I don't know.
Under a t-shirt?
Look at this one.
I think she's taking...
Yeah, but there's two different situations. The previous one is like a posed campaign
photo with her own photographer on her porch. It's the perfect version of her that she's
putting forward to get money. She doesn't want to be the big titted fucking politician when she's sending that out. That's what she is. Nancy Mase's former communication
director calls out her botched cheap hooker inspired. Well, that implies that whoever
said that has seen it. Now. Now the most upsetting thing I've heard is that it's botched and
I refuse to believe that propaganda until I've seen the nipple placement myself.
Do you see anything in this before and after?
Because all I see is what she got.
She got tanned, just weight tanner.
She got tanned.
Maybe she dropped like four pounds
What?
from the left to the right.
You think there's a weight difference?
Maybe a tiny amount.
Yeah, now I don't know if it's what Taylor said
that she's cut weight to the right,
or as you age you lose weight
All right, this is my she's number two now. It's just a OC dinner Tulsi has slid to number three
I didn't know that Tulsi is slid to number three
I didn't know that nasty girl had from South Carolina like rocked around like that
She's like she's like one rough night
away from being Kanye's new wife. My goodness. Go back to the um the comparison picture Zach,
the one where we didn't show her boobs as well as we wish. Did she get a nose job?
Because the internet says that's nose job. Oh I can't tell. It's hard to tell because she's
yeah she's tanner on the right. So the contour is going to look. I can't fucking tell. But it's going to look sharp. She did. She's uh she's prettyning her on the right so the contour is gonna look i can't fucking tell but it's gonna look sharp she did she's uh she's pretty good looking
um i don't really care if she looks or anything though i just thought she's going hard in the
paint don't care what she looks like she's a woman well i mean i brought her up because of the trans
issue and the cringe cringe i go to conservative memes uh it's a it's a subreddit on a, who's this?
Is that her? Who's that person?
That's Nancy Mace, I think.
Is it?
That's her?
Don't you, Zach, don't ruin this illusion I'm building.
Put her big tits next to AOC back up there
so we can get a fair,
let's be a little fair and balanced.
I'm not sure if that was even Nancy Mace.
Yeah, I don't believe it. Nancy
Mace's are bigger, but AOC's are. Look at that dude in the back, like check it out. I know he's not
staring at AOC's ass. He's probably like make it true. She doesn't trip. It's probably his fucking
job or something, but like he looks like he's beamed in on that thing. So I like AOC's body
more. It's not just the Democrat in me. Her tummy seems flatter
and Nancy Mace's boobs are, in my opinion, excessive.
It's difficult to tell because
she's almost 10 years younger.
Nancy Mace has gotta be like 10 years older.
Yeah, it's eight years.
And also, like it's a big 10 years, right?
Yes, that's a good point.
But also, if we were to take Nancy Mace from 10 years ago,
she wouldn't have the big old tits, I don't think. And so we couldn't get a apples to apples comparison. In spite of the fact
that I'm only 27, I still think it's fair to grade these people on a curve. You know, I love older
women like 29 year olds. She's 30 years old. Who's two years old with me. Yeah.
All right, Nancy Mase.
You've made the list.
Congratulations.
You've made the list.
So what's your new stack ranking?
Are you still putting AOC above Bobert?
I don't even know if Bobert makes my list.
You're all about Bobert.
She looks kind of goofy to me.
Bobert is the Colorado brunette, right?
Who's a dumbass. Yes, that's her.
She's always she was with Marjorie Taylor Green
screaming at the State of the Union and pointing show us Lauren Boebert.
It turns out hot and she she looks like like she would play Chandler's annoying
girlfriend. Yeah, dude, look at that trash, you bitch.
Is that real?
I'm very suspicious. It looks like her.
Why does she have Mike Tyson?
Why does she have a Mike Tyson eye tattoo?
This is a bitch that can suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
And you're telling me that she's not going to not doing it for you?
I'm very suspicious of this pic.
And also the outline right around like her face and jaw looks like that could be where the Photoshop is
It could be I think this is her. I don't think that I don't know any reason this would be fake
I saw I hate them like she was like giving that guy the hand job in the theater, right? Yeah
Did you see her have she had to she was a student election right after that?
Did you see the debates that she had to go through because all of her opponents would be she'd be like I just think you know
We need to tighten up the economy need to tighten up your damn belt with you out at night
children and such
in the community seeing yo all whatevers and showing off your bazongas
Yeah, you're right every single every every step of the way looks got a gun on and everything
She's not a lot of guys like a gun.
I mean, it's that I like this.
Look, she's she's fit.
She's it her head, though.
Taylor, her head.
I don't know what else to say.
What are you looking at her face for?
Kyle, you gay?
Yeah, that's the best view.
100%.
Wow. Queer Kyle over here.
What kind of wizards are in the background?
What are those people? It looks like she's
some sort of fucking...
Trust the science.
There's a capon back over there.
I don't like
this lady. I think this lady's a little ugly.
About her face and
head area. I agree with you when
you're saying AOC number one,
she's the youngest, she's naturally pretty,
but when you're saying like,
she doesn't even make your like top four or five,
like this isn't, we're not looking at Olympians here, dude.
Like most of these people are ugly as shit.
Look, I'll come back with a solid top five later,
but right now it's AOC and then Mace or whatever.
And then after that, Tulsi Gabbard.
And I mean, that's that's a solid starting three.
If I'm if we're playing basketball, I didn't realize that I'll come back with two
more, but I highly doubt that Lauren Bober is going to make my starting five.
She can sit on the bench.
How about young?
You're seeing young Nancy Pelosi, dude.
I've got a photo.
Get into that.
She's a cutie.
I've got an AI photo of current Nancy Pelosi,
but she's got her big old titties out
and they're all veiny.
I gotta send that to you, it's hilarious.
Yeah, go ahead and send that over.
It's crazy.
If we just look at the current real world lineup,
I like Kyle's top three,
except that I would put Boebert on four or five. I don't know
what other talent I'm overlooking, but I think she gets on that list somehow.
It's not like there's dozens and dozens of super hot women in federal politics.
If you extend it to some of the press secretaries the talent pool gets better There's a pretty one that Trump may have just hired or rehired that was on Fox News. Yeah, the blonde woman. She's pretty
Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to do cabinet members and shit. Yeah, that's cheating because if you go like press secretary
It's like that redhead with the big tits that was for Biden
Okay. Yeah, I was afraid I get shot down if I mentioned her. No, no, these aren't Olympians,
right? They're not Olympians. I got some new ones. I got some new political. I got it. I'm doing
some research over here. So like a couple off that I've seen here, Laurel Lee, L-A-U-R-E-L, Laurel Lee,
pretty blonde lady. Sarah Jacobs. She's a she's a rep. Also pretty. She's 35. And Anna Paulina Luna.
Anna Paulina Luna. I see a photo here. It's gonna make me just a little bit gay, like at least 3%.
But I like when women wear like suit and tie sometimes. Okay, photo here of Anna here wearing
like a like a Donald Trump suit and tie. She got like the bluish dark suit with a red tie on okay
if you guys find women with guns to be like a step sexier no it doesn't really that doesn't
titillate me i have enough kinks some of which would embarrass me if i would have said i'm out
loud that's not one of them like that i just i see some guys drooling over girls with a gun on their
hip and i'm like i i don't get it it's no different than like a fishing pole to me. It just doesn't register as good or bad.
I think they're fantasizing about having a girlfriend
they can have fun with maybe.
Or. Right.
Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.
If I'll tell you, so Jackie plays Eldarine with me
and every so often she'll be like, you know,
have you thought about putting the heavy affinity
on the great stars?
I think that might stagger horrors, horror loom or,
and it's like fucking hot.
Say it again.
Why don't you blow me while I equip that?
Good idea.
That's the that's the next
difficulty.
You blame her for you dying.
So you were sucking the fucking soul out of me, of course.
Yeah, no, that genuinely happens all the time.
She likes Eldering as much as me.
She's never held the controller.
She will be like, you know, ask all video, we should watch this together.
And it's like some live stream edited.
And so anyway, I get the whole
Sharing a good time thing. It's just the gun one is so common for me and it's not mine. Yeah, I
I don't think it is though I don't think guys fantasize about girls with guns as much as guys who are trying to like
Sell guns like package the two together. Oh, you know, I I think
Going back to like the first instance of it I ever saw was
Jackie Brown, this Quentin Tarantino movie.
Sam Jackson's character is a gun runner and he's got this little home video
he showed to De Niro and it's just babes in bikinis shooting guns.
But like this is the M16A4.
It shoots blah, blah, blah.
And this is the stock and it's but they're're all in, get their titties out and everything.
I think it's just a way that they package well together.
It's the same thing as like Hooters or something like that.
I think you're just trying to sell more guns.
Just marketing, but like, yeah, when they try and seem like
I'm hot and I have a gun, like if they're hot,
I'm not looking at the gun.
Like they're like a hobby I would like to see.
Like it's the reason Gabardbered it's gabbered right Tulsi yeah the server like when I see her
where like in the surf attire I'm not like wow it's awesome she's surfing I'm
like nice ass like good for you you're hitting the squats so I don't talk about
surfing much but I surf for a long time.
It was my whole identity growing up.
Tulsi Gavridge is a real surfer.
She's not pro or anything,
but maybe if you grew up as a tennis player,
you could look at someone swing the racket once
and figure out if they're faking or not.
Not a fake, she gets the Woody thumbs up
for her surfing talents.
If you think that she could go hang out
with decently
skilled surfers and not embarrass herself like pretty? Yeah, it's just like, like, I don't know.
There's people who are on the ice learning to play hockey and people who are actually hockey
players never going to go pro but they're clearly like they know where to what the position should
be when the offenders are making the ice like I, play the pass. She would know that in the surfing equivalent.
It took me two seconds to realize Putin does not know how to play ice hockey.
Okay.
And I was watching him do that.
I'm like, this guy is playing center and he's not trying to set up his wingers.
He's just playing the way I play like NHL video games where I pick my custom player and every other player on
the team's job is to feed that custom player so I can the stat
line up. Wow, custom player Taylor had 41 goals this game.
I'm really I was chasing Gretzky's right.
Above average season.
Did we ever talk about Steven Seagal going to Ukraine?
No, which side is he on the Russian? Okay, so so you should know the little backstory He has been a Vladimir Putin like dick rider for ever for I don't know why
It's possibly one of those things where Putin is like a fan of his and and he's grasped on to that
but he had this tweet or something a while back and it was like something like
at Vladimir Putin is sent me in.
I'm ready. Like like like like you've held me.
You've held your secret weapon in reserve long enough.
Send me into you.
You know, I am tempted to do it to get rid of this annoying retard.
No, that's the thing.
Like, I don't know what the photos were, but they sent him to some place in
Ukraine where buildings were destroyed and he's wearing like real tactical gear.
Taylor, he is so fat.
So Taylor, he is so incredibly obese.
Like, like he, what's the measurement from like your back to your belly?
Like, like, like from front to back is that thickness?
Your your your torso diameter
Garth exactly earth and hit like like his diameter front to back is
Shocking like like from from if he's standing in line the amount of spaces
He takes up two and a half two and a half easy of like grown men standing space
There's a photo of him sitting in a chair in a neck
There's like a blown out Ukrainian building in the background and it's like my god
They must have like rolled him right off the bone my goodness. Let me okay is I
Just show the picture on this Zach
So it the picture on this, Zach. So he's fat as hell. Yeah. They brought they brought a wooden
chair to the wreckage of a war zone. That idiot could sit there. This is insane. He's
so fat. Fucking meal team six. Look at those. Meal team six. Look at him.
He's got his tactical glasses
with the orange tint on him and shit.
He's that colored ass goatee.
That all that fake hair.
He's got that soy sauce hair.
He's the worst man.
That's an addiction.
Like a food addiction.
Oh, and on top of that,
he's like six, four.
He like, he's a, Oh yeah. Maybe six of that, he's like six, four, he like, he's a, he's maybe six,
five. He's a huge human being. So like,
he's gotta be 300 and something pounds.
We've all had phases where, you know, you couldn't see abs anymore,
but he just kept going right past that.
Some of us have had 33 year phases where
I guess there was a window in my teens and early 20s. I got ahead of that operation that one time they saw. Yeah, dude, this guy has no business
on the like, you know, when people are so fat that the front of their shirt hangs like nine inches away from their belt, like that's
like an up skirt on a man. Cause his, cause his belly's holding his shirt out.
You could. And you could, I, I have this fantasy where like there's friendly fire,
but it's just the buttons on his shirt, like
Tesla's drink with too much.
Steven Seagal has stated that Ukraine is known for organ
trafficking, child sex trafficking and Nazism as the Russian president, president Vladimir
Putin gave him the nation's order of friendship medal.
And he is wearing in this little clip, if you can show just this gift, Zach, he's wearing
like a full martial artist garb to receive an award for like a black
gi like he's a wizard. Oh my god dude he does that all the time so he's
Putin is super in a judo um oh my god he wore the gi to the ceremony.
Dude one of the most powerful men on earth and he's like, yeah, I think I'm going to dress like a fucking ninja.
No, no, no.
This is what he wears.
This isn't a gi.
This is like his suit.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just, why does it look so Asian?
I have a theory and it all revolves around the Dalai Lama made him a like, like, like
a demigod, right?
Dude, the Dalai Lama was just trying to get him out of there, man.
Tina, Taylor, I'm sure you saw this.
There was an episode of The Simpsons where Homer ate so much,
he qualified for disability and wore the mu mu all the time.
We're seeing this in Seagal.
Marge, you don't understand my goals.
Homer, I'm just worried about you.
It's the same look, Woody, you're right.
Yeah, the same profile.
Yeah, he's a horrible human being.
One of the, he has some hilarious looks actor and you should watch first of all,
he's got he's like three movies ever that were good.
He had a TV, you know, they made him a sheriff down in Louisiana, right?
I know that because you told me I don't know.
And Tom Segura has a whole bit about it, but there's a reality show where you can watch him
and Taylor, they legit violate people's civil rights just to give Steven Seagal a TV show
like he's in a police car with a camera and he's like, pull that guy over.
Arrest him. What's that you do on it?
I got that guy. They're suspicious.
I've got a powerful like, like vampire level widow's peak. And I like that.
It's yeah, it's been drawn on for 30 years
Hey, they fucking pull people over and like rough them up
And then this is kind of Tom's Curious bit, but then he will be like, holy shit. Are you Steve?
You gotta get your life, right
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