Painkiller Already - PKN 537

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 PKN 537 sup boys. How's it going too much? I saved my kitchen from like a potentially calamitous mess like 40 minutes ago. Like maybe a month later with cheese overpopulated with cheese. That's not an issue. That's a problem to be solved. Problem later tonight. But I my girlfriend like a month or so ago, we had some, some company over and she wanted
Starting point is 00:00:25 to make some like fun drink. So like, like warmed apple cider and then like adding rum into it. And she and her friends were, were enjoying that. And there was a whole extra like giant thing of apple cider that she'd only used like a little bit out of. And then she put the top back on it and put that in the back of my pantry and I didn't consider this but I guess once you've opened apple cider it just starts fermenting and so like it expanded and expanded I was cleaning some stuff out of my my cabinet today
Starting point is 00:00:58 and it was like an unrecognizable shape from like the milk gallon it was. Like it was visibly strained. And so I had to take it out in my garage, like burp it and then dump it all out. I didn't need to take it to my garage. I was anticipating it like spraying out potential soda. Yeah. And it didn't. But what I noticed immediately, and this is non-alcoholic cider, like it smelled like booze now. So I it had like an alcohol content. If I would have
Starting point is 00:01:26 the week it may have blown up in my pantry and covered everything with booze. It's so funny you mentioned that I watched a YouTube video today. The guy takes like a gallon of Welch's grape juice and turns into wine like step by step and he's like it's good wine. Like this is really good wine. good wine. Like this really good wine. I was like, okay, what do I need? What do I need? And I looked over my left shoulder at the pile of wine I've been gifted over the years. And I'm like, what are you doing? You got to craft your own wine, not drink. When there's like, like craftsmen have made the bottles behind you probably who knows, but I would say they range in price from $12 to like, I don't know, $200 or something. I probably have a nice bottle or two
Starting point is 00:02:09 that I've been gifted over the years. But I don't drink that shit. It gives me like heartburn. I don't like being, I don't like that. I don't like wine. I don't like it. And I've done the same thing where like, I'll have a bottle of wine in my kitchen forever.
Starting point is 00:02:21 And then just randomly, like 10 months down the road. I'm like, you know what? I've had that half bottle of wine in there. Maybe I'll maybe this is the time you'll try wine and be like, I get it. And then I go and I look at it and it's like, ooh, that's a lot of stuff in the bottom. I don't think that's what wine is like. I think it's on the fast track to becoming vinegar by that point. So you probably have a ton of vinegar really. Maybe, I don't know how long it takes for that to happen. I know that not all wines are improving over time. Like that's not like a ubiquitous thing with wines.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Like some of them are just like, whoa, whoa, whoa. She was good six years ago. Now you've got poison. I read something about the world's oldest wine. It's been tasted like three times in history. They've like, you know, they, they opened the cork and they dropped that little scoopy scoop thing in there and they get a little out and like the, the queen will have a glass or something.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I know they had a glass after world war two ended and then two more glasses going back in history, like several hundred years, you know, similar, you know, it's the same wine. It's a giant cask of wine. That's the oldest wine that's drinkable. There's they found one. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not like drinkable. It's like it's what I mentioned a minute ago, the wine that doesn't improve over time eventually. Yeah. It's just vinegar at this point, which I guess is what any of it turns into if you oxidize it and just let it sit. I guess. I don't know shit about wine. I don't know. It made me think like, how many times when I was underage in like high school,
Starting point is 00:03:59 this would have been a good solution. Like, oh, you know, a month now I'm having friends over, so I'm going to get eight gallons of apple cider and a bunch of Welches. And then like, I'll dump out 10% of each of them and then just leave it in the back of my closet and burp it every so often. You don't even know. It's better than that. You can, with a little bit of chemistry. I just see Taylor poisoning all his high school friends. Is there something else going on? Well, there was no, everyone would have drank it. They would have been like, probably safe. It's like 7% alcohol, as much sugar as a Snickers. No, that's what I'm saying. You could either distill it, which isn't that hard, or you could freeze distill it because the water will turn to ice, but the alcohol will remain liquid and you can just continually pour out, pour out the alcohol, re-concentrate it. Or you
Starting point is 00:04:51 can distill it, you know, where you boil it and then the steam goes through a cooling coil of copper and then the alcohol itself drips out, but everything else, the water vapor it leaves and goes bye bye. Is this Discovery Channel Kyle or Prison Kyle? This is just Kyle, you know You know, general knowledge about things. I just know that you can re-concentrate your own booze to make it like for like strong booze. Like you can get close to vodka. That makes sense. Real quick. Yeah, I was just surprised how rapidly that happened. Like it's maybe been three, four weeks and it was like when I opened it, I hadn't like, I knew what was happening with like the creation of alcohol, but I wasn't
Starting point is 00:05:28 expecting to smell alcohol. Like you could, it smelled like a drink you'd like order at a bar or something. I was, I was, I was watching this thing about, um, this YouTube channel, I don't remember the name, but it, they go animal by animal. Each episode is a different animal. And it's like why it sucks to be insert animal. And it's like why it sucks to be insert animal. And I was watching why it sucks to be a honeybee and like every job in the hide fucking blows. Being a man is the worst thing
Starting point is 00:05:53 that could possibly happen to you because there are no good man jobs. Anytime there's a crisis. Are they all men except the queen or there more women? Isn't there only one good female job in the whole thing? No, so the men are only there in case they need some quick semen. Like that's it. So they're relegated. They do nothing. And anytime there's a crisis... Sounds like a good job so far. Yeah. The mating dance happens in a crisis because the
Starting point is 00:06:21 queen only mates once and she saves up enough semen to last her her entire life So it let's say the queen dies and there's multiple like if if this then that it's like an RPG with the what happens If the queen dies versus what happens if she becomes infertile but long story short a new queen flies up in the air releases some hormones and the Males fly out and they do their mating dance and they all they all have sex with her and once they come in her she flies away to find a new male ripping their dick and their internal organs off so they fall down and die no it seems like a bad system couldn't that be serve more use stinging or pollinating that no he they don't have stingers there and they don't have the um the the pollen sacks or the pollen baskets
Starting point is 00:07:07 I think they're called on the back legs the males are literally there for for Emergency come and so anytime there is a crisis in the hive like Emergency, whatever they just kill all the men just immediately kill all the men get rid of them. They're taking up too much space We're not gonna feed the running out feed guys. We don't need them anytime soon It was horrific what the life of a of a honeybee what other but that to be Most all of them there are no good ones I mean even us it's kind of blows being the largest I brought that out because would be good
Starting point is 00:07:40 They talked about how sometimes the pollen or the nectar in the will be fermented and the honey bees will drink the fermented nectar nectar and get drunk and just fly in circles and and drop out of the air. I've seen that. I watched some clip about bees where apparently like, because you're right bees like drinking ethanol and it fucks them up the way it fucks humans up and they don't know you can see them like stumbling and if like a bee gets back to the hive and he's still like wasted there are like guard bees who are like oh hold on you're gonna you're gonna fuck we communicate by dancing and your dancing is off because you're drunk so you're gonna hang out here until you sober up and then we'll let you in sometimes they'll kill them
Starting point is 00:08:22 sometimes they'll kill them rather than let them in. Those are the Muslim bees. Yeah. Bees might not get intentionally drunk, but monkeys do. And I like that a lot. They see the apples that fell three weeks ago and they're like, the apples are getting good. It's party boy. They're just like, just like a hammered baboon sitting under a tree is so funny. Just like standing up and wobbling around. It doesn't really understand what's going on. It's just like, man, I know this makes me feel awesome. And the next day I'm pretty off. When I wake up, I'm not quite a spry on the limbs as I'm accustomed to. I've never gotten a dog drunk, but I've gotten my dogs high accidentally
Starting point is 00:08:59 so many times, you know, they've accidentally gotten into edibles and, you know, little fucker. And, you know, when it's happened, edibles and, you know, little fucker. And you know, when it's happened, it's like, OK, one of two things. You just had a brain aneurysm and you're dying right now. Are your eyes a motherfucker like this poor little German shepherd mixed? I can't stand. And she's like looking at me all sideways and things one third your weight. Like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And no tolerance and no tolerance. And who knows? Like if she if a dog liver is even as good at metabolizing the weed as we are, like maybe it's it's triply effective on them or something because of dog livers aren't as good or whatever. But it's all that. And who knows how much she ate because like we just found this chewed up old brownie That was like my girlfriends from three years ago and like in the back of her closet There was a brownie from like Bonnaroo or some shit and it was like he ate that motherfucker and there's no dosage It's just you see the chewed up I'm like Sherlock Holmes in there putting the clues together
Starting point is 00:10:03 trying to figure out if the dog ate a roach trap or got high Because it's one or the other and either the dog is dying or we just need to like yeah He's in for for a horrible 20-hour period. Yeah, really sobers up Yeah, I feel bad for him because I know I've never accidentally got my dog Hi, I've mentioned a couple times my brother did it twice when he was in high school by like I've mentioned a couple of times, my brother did it twice when he was in high school by like having edibles under his bed and then our little white fluffy dog, Tobo would eat it and he'd just come out like, just looking absolutely bewildered. And all you could do is like hold his like stressed out body and be like, it's okay, buddy. It's all good. His eyes are all weepy. And it's
Starting point is 00:10:42 like the whole time it's like, I hope he's like I hope he's I hope he's not absolutely panicking yeah I try to get him to sleep it off um and you know they but it lasts all day and it's scary it's it's happened a couple times yeah um the little dog little murphy when murphy was like seven pounds he got into something and uh I know what it was there was like a little bit of one of those gummies on my desk because I because you know I would take it in like eat half of it and then I'd have like the gummies ass and I'd be like yeah I'll put it right here and there was an old gummies ass sitting on the on my desk and that dog was in my lap and it got up there and it scarfed
Starting point is 00:11:20 one down and I was like oh did you. Did you eat that little bucket, buddy? You didn't eat that, did you? Sure did, boy. And he's just like, oh no. And man, I felt bad for him. He went to get, we took him to the ER. Seem the emergency vet. Like it was marginally expensive.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Well, your dog's incredibly cool. That'll be $700. A big ass dog. Yeah, yeah. They did something. They pumped his stomach or they neutralized it Or something there was some fear that I think xytol is toxic to dogs. It's in it's um, oh It's all the stuff that's like in gum
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah that and there was some fear it that maybe the gummy had xylitol in it So yeah, that would be a bigger deal because that would, apparently it takes like way less of that per pound than chocolate to just kill a dog. Yeah, I threw away all those like half a pack of gum that has xylitol sweetener. They'll die like even good sized dogs. Apparently. Yeah, I threw away like all of those gummies pretty much because the that dog is like, I mean, they'll be put away. He'll open cabinets and drawers. He's ingenuitive. He's frantic. He's diabolic. It is. Wonder where he got that.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Derek sent me this little box and it's got like some protein powder and a bunch of lock and load. You know, check out our new formula. Oh my god, so effective. No. And it's got a few other things. There's like four bottles of like a load in there. And I like cut the top open, a little razor knife, and I was like peering in there, some protein bars and shit, and I was checking it out. And little Murphy systematically took all four bottles of lock and load
Starting point is 00:12:59 and like got his little Murphy mouth around the lid, I guess, and plucked them out of the box and took him over and piled him up behind me. And he was just on his back, rolling around in the middle of them. Like, I turned around, what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? He's just being a seven pound dog.
Starting point is 00:13:17 That's what you do. I'm locked and loaded, Kyle. Yeah. He's a badass. He's at least 10 pounds now. He's a big boy. If you were to dose up Woody's dogs with lock and load You'd have to give them the directed amount
Starting point is 00:13:29 Testicles first, oh, that's true. Yeah that's a huge downside so far I've made I've managed to keep the boss lady from taking Murph's testes because I want to make more Murphy's I'm gonna stud him out. They live longer when they're fixed, I think. So, all right. So I'm no vet, but my thought process on this that of course dogs are less likely to get testicular cancer if you cut off their testicles, I'm much less likely to drown
Starting point is 00:13:57 if I don't have a swimming pool as well. But what's the fun in that? I want a pool. Like, you know what I mean? And so I have that mindset. And I also have the mindset of the dog gets regular vet checkups. If he ever gets testicular cancer, then we'll very quickly remove his testicles as we would a human being before it metastasizes. He gets his testicles checked out at the doctor more often than I do. Like, trust me, we'll
Starting point is 00:14:20 catch it. You know, like? Like, it'll be fine. So I wanted to keep his little balls. It's not like he's a big dog and he's like humping people or anything. He's just a little buddy. I Googled the neutering thing because I had heard it, but I wasn't like, I was like, I wanted to fact check myself.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Like you pointed out, they're less likely to get testicular ovarian mammary and cancer and uterine infections. But they also suspect that a lot of the reason that neutered dogs are living longer is because of the type of people that have neutered dogs, right? A mean tack dog could be a stray.
Starting point is 00:14:55 We could not even, it could die into traffic and shit like that. Whereas the type of people that have neutered dog are often staying in the house, laying on the couch, not dying. Yeah, like the kind of dogs like my grandpa and his friends were using, like work dogs, like none of them were fixed. And so like every once in a while, one of them gets fucked up or runs
Starting point is 00:15:14 in one of the tractor or something. Right. Right. After we get all of ours fixed, we let we'd have 15 different dogs. We'd have, we get fixed over the years, um, just to keep them from multiplying because oftentimes we'd rescue a dog and immediately the years just to keep them from multiplying because oftentimes we'd rescue a dog and immediately pop and it was like oh i see why the scumbags abandoned you i see now now we've got six dogs which no it yeah it would be like that um and you and we'd have these lineages that that that would that would that would you know run their course
Starting point is 00:15:42 throughout throughout the farm it was cute you'd have like eight brothers if you don't new to your dogs you get free dogs You do they don't want you to know about that, but it's oh my god. I'm glad you mentioned this I watched this youtube video and it was like here are eight invasive species. We're gonna rate from uh, Um ecological collapsing, um invasive species to absolute devastation and apocalypse. They didn't start the scale low enough. Oh, but they did. That's the whole point. That there are like eight different species that are so horrifically invasive. One of them was this asshole in Australia imported 24 24 English rare rabbits to eat
Starting point is 00:16:25 He wanted to breed them on his little land and eat them and they escaped his fence property and they guess how many rabbits? There were in Australia from 24 in a short period of time a couple years one point two million Got one point two million. I'm going lower. How many years is a couple? What I mean to say at the peak of their population before literal biological warfare was employed. I'm going way higher. I'm going to say 120 million. 120 million. One billion. There were one billion rabbits. No way. They created't they put they put bounties on them They poisoned them they couldn't hand they couldn't they they multiplied through it all so they put back They they created a virus to kill these things
Starting point is 00:17:14 Well, it worked but then they they they they reproduce on such a quick reset that they're very quickly able to You know the surviving members who were immune to the virus make more immune rabbits. And so they're on their second virus. In the 70s they came up with a new virus, hemorrhagic fever, because it kills them more quickly before most of them could adapt to it. And they got them down to like 300 million rabbits in Australia. Why don't they release something that likes eating rabbits? Well, that's what you rather have a billion rabbits or like
Starting point is 00:17:49 three million. Taylor's on this something. First, we need to give them some wolves. Then they've got the lions and then some elephants. And then you're fine. And then we have Africa. We can go to like a safer. I'm just going through the predator chain, right? Cause then we have too many wolves and then we put some lions in there
Starting point is 00:18:09 and then we have too many lions and we put some elephants in there and now we're all set. Australia problem solved. How about this Australia? This one's free. You find something that can live off of rabbits, but that once the rabbits are gone,
Starting point is 00:18:23 there is nothing else for them to eat. So you go like you skip dingo. You go straight to wolf. The wolves are going to live on nothing but rabbits for like four years. They'll multiply a lot. Who cares if you get up to like 10 million wolves? Because then all the rabbits are going to be gone eventually. And then all the wolves will die of starvation. Now you're exporting.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Starvation kills them. Do you think you like exporting pelties. What do you mean before starvation kills them do you think? You skip like eight steps. Children. Well they're gonna they're gonna have to be on guard none of this stuff is going to be. At some point you have a massive amount of healthy fattened wolves who've been living on rabbits. The idea was for you to get what you pay for Kyle. Yeah and now they're hungry and they're roaming Australia. They're calling it the worst idea since Mao's Ravens. It's it's another place in New Zealand where I know that the Kiwis are devastated by, I think, maybe cats and rats and stuff like that, like those little, you know, those cute little kiwi birds they've got there, like all of the little birds,
Starting point is 00:19:25 they just go and they eat their eggs and shit. I watched a horror movie. It was the first New Zealand horror movie I'd ever seen. It's called Loop Track. And you don't really know what's going on, but basically this weird, doughy, nerdy guy, for some reason, you don't know why, has decided to go on a hike.
Starting point is 00:19:40 They had this crazy long hike. It's almost like the walk of Mordor. And it made me want to do it. Like I don't like hiking, but Woody, I think if you watch this movie, you'd be like, I kind of want to do this kind of hiking. They have this, they have this crazy loop. They had this loop track that goes out into, I wouldn't call it a jungle, but it's a very old forest. It's probably where they filmed Fangorn forest. It's, it's this old, um, tropical S New Zealand forest. And it's a loop,
Starting point is 00:20:06 as I said. I don't know how long the entire loop is, but it's many days. Loop Track is the movie, but I would search for New Zealand Loop Track hike or something, because New Zealand is such a small island that there's probably only one. But every, it seemed like at the end of each day's hike, there was a hut, like a nice hut there with showers and a kitchen and like, like a little house was, was already there for you to stay in. And it was there for that purpose. Sort of as like a park service thing.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It would look really fun, but along the ride, this doughy guy is meeting these other people. And he's a super antisocial. He's having such a hard time fitting in. And they're the opposite. One guy is like so pushy, car salesman, look like too slick for his own good that you're like, ah, you're greasy, dude, just shut up.
Starting point is 00:20:56 But our guy, our main character, is just like having a hard time fitting in. He doesn't wanna be around these people, but he's forced to. And he keeps seeing something stalking them. And you're like, are you seeing it, dude? Are you going crazy? Cause that, cause you even look, you're like, I don't see anything. And he's like, I see it. And I'm like, dude, I don't even see it. And I got the brightness turned up for you, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:16 There's nothing there. And you don't know if there's anything to see or not until really the end. And it's, it's a pretty cool movie. I think it was maybe 90 minutes, so it wasn't that big of an investment. It's called Mount Creighton Ring a Bell, the Mount Creighton loop track in New Zealand. No.
Starting point is 00:21:35 It doesn't, okay. But I don't remember them naming the loop track. They were more, there's this greasy guy, and then there's a couple, there's an interracial couple, and the greasy guy is like, do you think maybe they're, it's like a there's this greasy guy and then there's a couple there's a an interracial couple and the greasy guy is like you think maybe they're like an open couple maybe a couple maybe something like that hey I was dancing with over there and he didn't seem to mind a bit. I'll find out I'll get to the bottom of this and our doughy guys like our doughy guys guys like we need to look at the backpacks whose backpacks are those who like who left those backpacks like don't worry about the backpacks let's get some pussy and it's cool and i'm like i'm kind of worried about well maybe pussy later but the backpacks like where are those backpacks like they're they're back let him live left there at the hut and you're like these backpacks belong to women they're pink and purple you know they're like and it's like where are
Starting point is 00:22:23 these two girls where are these two girls? Where are these two girls? And our Doey guy is like going through their shit, trying to look for clues to where they could be because he's worried about them, but he gets caught doing it, it looks weird, and he's going through the camera. Oh, the girls came back and saw him? No, like the rest of his compatriots
Starting point is 00:22:37 who are all forced to stay at this little cabin on their loop track journey. And as he's going through the camera sneaking, he sees the guy that's with them in one of the girls' photos. Guy, the guy has this other story of that, he never saw any girls. We just met each other down the road. We all got here virtually the same time.
Starting point is 00:22:59 And yet, there he is, he's in her photos, but not like posing. He's like way in the background. They're doing like a double selfie and way in the shoulder in this digital camera, you're able to dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Fuck, that's the guy. And the plot keeps thickening.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And I was getting like, I didn't know. I didn't know the answer, you know? And there's a lot of times where like not to toot my own horn because I think it's just dumb Hollywood writing, but I figured it out like so early. I'm like, that's the bad guy. That's the red herring. And that's the MacGuffin.
Starting point is 00:23:30 All right, let's let's roll the dice. Here we go. But with this, it was so far like the movie. I liked it. I didn't love it. You know, like, this isn't a one time movie. A popcorn movie. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:44 One time popcorn movie. Oh, yeah one time popcorn movie but but it was horror and it was creepy and there was paranoia and there was genuine like Confusion on my part as the viewer as to what was happening. I was like movie. We both watched it There was a woman she was into BDSM. I think and yeah She's like range darling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All think and yeah, she's like range darling Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. That was one where like, ah, I know there's gonna be a Twister root where she's actually the bad guy and then as I watch I was like, yep knew it. Oh, maybe I'm wrong Yep knew it. Oh, yeah, maybe I'm wrong
Starting point is 00:24:21 I like that about it because It sort of preyed on that mentality that I have where I'm like, yep knew it. Oh wait, are they double-twisted me? Is the big twist that it's not twisty cuz I didn't see it coming. Yeah But but yeah, there's a bunch of horror movies that I want to see not sparrat to I think your Roger There's a new one and it's made by the guy who made which and the lighthouse. I think it's Roger Eagert. I think that's his name. We're the one with like two V's and a Taylor.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah, with Anna Taylor Joy in it, like like when she gets naked in it. That was a pretty good one. I like that. I love that one. Black Peter, Black Peter, talk to me in the shed father. What did Black Peter say unto you child? He said that he said that Mary was a witch father. Rightly hit B child come quickly. That movie was great. Those guys took the threat of witches so seriously. There was you couldn't there were no jokes to be made. And then that the main guy, the main guy is like that kind of grizzled dude from the past in so many different movies with like, I don't even know if he's American,
Starting point is 00:25:37 but he's got like that gruff, deep voice. He's really good. I don't know his name, but I like him. Yeah, that's a great movie. That's a that's one of the that's on my like Mount Rushmore of horror movies, I would say, because it's so simple and so well done. I bet it was cheap as fuck to make. I bet it costs like a million dollars or something rather than 30, 40, 50 million or something like you would think from.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I don't know what that that terrifier movie. I think those costs like a few million dollars each and that, um, that new terrifier movie has gone back into theaters for more money. I don't know how much total made, but it's, it's one of those, it's going to be one of those success stories about how, how little has gone in and how much has come out. Like it's going to be one of those super grossing films where it, cause I know it beat the shit
Starting point is 00:26:24 out of Joker two, for example, like terrifier three beat the shit out of Joker two. Really? And I bet, you know, I'm going to wager Joker two is a bit more expensive with Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix and whatever else they're doing licensing the Joker probably or something. Yeah. Uh, that, that was a complete flop. Everybody seems to really despise that. I'm just not even going to, who saw that coming? Hey, we're going to take this movie everybody liked and we're going to make it a musical with Lady Gaga in it. And then the people who liked the first one are like, no, that's not even what people don't like. Like, like it's, I like Lady Gaga and I like musicals. But, but they made it. But from what I understand, the story that the Joker character
Starting point is 00:27:04 takes, the direction he takes is just, you're like, Hey, this isn't, this isn't what I understand, the story that the Joker character takes, the direction he takes is just you're like, hey, this isn't this isn't what I wanted. This is what this is what anyone wants. I wanted to see the Joker get molested. Is this going to make him more twisted? Yeah, I don't know. That would have been great if he got if he got if he got butt raped and he never laughed again. Now there's a whole new element to how weird I am.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Every so often a show goes musical and I love it. There was one, Kyle and I both watched Star Trek, maybe called, is it called Captain Pike? What is that one called? It's a Strange New World. Strange New World, you're exactly right, yeah. And they had a musical episode and it was great. It was fun to see the actors that could genuinely sing and belt it out and
Starting point is 00:27:48 clearly had talent and the ones that couldn't sing yet somehow pulled it off enough anyway. Zachary Quinto, of course, is like multi, one of those multi-talented cocksuckers. Um, and, uh, the women was very good. Maybe the black woman sang well. Yeah. And then the Klingons come. Maybe the black woman sang well. Yeah. And then the Klingons come in for the comedic relief. They're like an instinct boy band.
Starting point is 00:28:10 And normally they're like the gruff honor society and like way more action than words. And they absolutely hate what's happened to them but they can't resist it. What happens is they find something floating in space that makes everybody sing and dance. And the humans are like, oh man, this is quite the conundrum.
Starting point is 00:28:30 We need to figure this out. The Klingons are like, I gotta kill someone for this. And it's pretty funny. While they're boy banding it, it's great. Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a musical. Oh man, I loved it. That might be the very best Buffy episode, or at least tough one. It's great, it's great. I liked Buffy a musical. Oh man, I loved it. That might be the very best Buffy episode or at least
Starting point is 00:28:45 tough. It's great. It's great. I like Buffy a lot. I watched it when I was I guess in middle school and high school and I remembered it being, I remember the first episode I ever saw. There was like many of the episodes were it ended up in like a nightclub and her killing a bunch of vampires and I caught it like toward the end of the episode I thought I was seeing a movie again I was like probably 12 or 13, but I was like when it ended and I realized it was a series I was like what this comes on every Friday night. This is awesome There's like hot chicks fighting vampires and shit and sometimes the vampires fuck them in the ass. This is crazy
Starting point is 00:29:21 Wait, is that monster threatening to rape her with his demon dick? Yes. Show is crazy. And what she's got a hot sister too. Like, wait, all of her friends are hot. It was great. All of her friends are hot. One of them is a lesbian. Oh, that one get there's lots of naked of her anyway. Big fan of that show. That was a real coming of age show to me. For me. Sarah Michelle. Show made Kyle even straighter and made me a man. You know what show really got my noggin joggin when I'd see a brain in the mid 90s. No, Alf, Zina.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Oh, I would see those ads and I like never ended up watching the show, but I'd see it when I was like seven and be like, Oh, there's something about this. I really like Zach. Show us a picture of Xena show us like a hot picture. Yes. Lucy Lawless. It was the lady with the nice tits from the Spartacus. I was going to say adult Taylor revisited this love in Spartacus. For sure. I watched that show. Every scene in Spartacus, they'd be like, Domino, we must discuss the new latest and all of the rules therein. And he'd be like,
Starting point is 00:30:33 bring me the largest breasted woman in the kingdom. Soak me up. Oh, yeah. That's better than I remember. Oh yeah. It was nice, wasn't it? And she's like 5'10", at least. Like Lucy lawless
Starting point is 00:30:46 Every time I've seen an interview with her or her in like she was in the curb your enthusiasm she's in the She's talented She's been a bunch of TV shows and movies and I always like I've always been had the hots for her and really appreciated Lucy Lollis first time Notice her face is pretty nice, too They're telling his flat there's nothing about her that's not Dude, you can go but it's not you I mean you can go back and watch the show and and what was fun is the fans had had her and Gabriella her human companion
Starting point is 00:31:24 um Because zina's like a warrior princess. I don't think she's got like magical blood Had her and Gabriella her human companion Because zina's like a warrior princess. I don't think she's got like magical blood I think she's just like an Amazon princess. So she's just like super strong and stuff. But Gabriella was just like Her lesbian friend wink wink and the fans were always like our lesbians, right? And they had this meta episode like toward the end where they're like in a hot tub together And they're kind of like they're kind of like she's like well. That's what the fans won't They did not do that to Hercules and his human companion Eolis They did not ship those two and was that a show I never watched her. Well, I guess yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't know both both New Zealand shows both made by the same
Starting point is 00:32:08 Missing out on Kevin Sorbo and and and they would like co-mingled But did they be crossover episodes where you have Hercules and Zena? Pairing up Zena beat Zena run into Hercules and there'd be a misunderstanding at first, you know about like are you a bad guy? Are you a bad girl and like Zina beat the shit out of him. I'm pretty sure Zina beat his ass. I was OK with that. She's fucking hot, man. And Kevin Sorbo's kind of an oath is his his fighting. What do you call it when they they pre plan the choreography?
Starting point is 00:32:37 The choreographer and that just sucked. If I remember correctly, everything did. You know, you had to be a child to enjoy it. The Kevin Sorbo guy. I'm just looking at pictures because I never saw Hercules. He's fit, very fit. Won't take that away from him, but he's not Hercules big. That's true.
Starting point is 00:32:52 If there's a show about Hercules, I want to be. Can you show a picture of Kevin Sorbo from Hercules? Not now, of course. By the way, he's got this tan vest on that's like split down the middle. I can picture him right now. It's like Taylor said, I feel like it was way easier to be an action star back in the day, because you could just be a normal fit dude. And they're like, you're Hercules. Now you have to be Chris Hemsworth to have this role. You need to be John Cena, like somebody who just you don't bump
Starting point is 00:33:20 into every day. It's been skipping gym day. What happened to the grocery store and looked for 90 minutes, you'd find someone with a better physique than Kevin. She's hot as fuck in that photo too. Like every time you see her, she looks like, look at her. She's smoldering. She looks like Simba's hot mother from the, from the remember from Lion King. She looked like, uh, not Nala. What was a child? Me thought her face was a little pudgy, but now I'm like, dude, her cheekbones are sunk in. Why do I think that?
Starting point is 00:33:50 She just got a round face and that's fine. It is, it's the best face that people have. See that disc she has at her hip? See that disc? She throw that thing and they would do whatever. The camera would sort of just follow it through space and time. It would do whatever it needed to do to kill and maim
Starting point is 00:34:08 anything in front of her and then return to her hands. It's the ring of MacGuffin. Yeah. Kind of like the. America's shield, except it's magnetic. It's, it's coming back. That's how Power Rangers combat always looked. Like if I were to rewatch the original Power Rangers
Starting point is 00:34:22 that I enjoyed in the 90s, like I remember being like six and having the clarity of thought to be like, this is ridiculous. Like while watching fighting on Power Rangers. Okay. So this is something and I may have been misinformed. The internet's crazy, but my understanding is the early seasons of Power Rangers call it one through three, one through five, maybe even. Um, and by the way, I watched the first episode. I watched it come on TV I remember it clearly that's cool I was I was just old enough that it was the it was the smash of the
Starting point is 00:34:52 playground I watched a kid bite his tongue halfway off doing a Red Ranger like our jump like it was it was cool though he jumped off the nothing you know he jumped off the equipment doesn't matter. Yeah, but um, what I think that They filmed all the parts with the kids With their helmets off Obviously that that's the part they made Everything else they bought from a japanese show that was about some other non-fucking sense And so like they just edited it together To make it seem like... I think those were different.
Starting point is 00:35:25 I think the Rangers doing all the fighting were like Japanese people in a Japanese TV show fighting. That sounds right. I'm almost positive that all of the monsters, tearing the city apart and they get in the droids and they combine into a big one or whatever. Yeah, the mechazoid. Definitely the early seasons. that was bought from Japan. Although later on they definitely made it here because, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Who plays Walter fucking White? Oh. Bryan Cranston. Bryan Cranston, one of his early jobs. He's a monster on Power Rangers in some stupid suit beating up the whole city. Like, he's just walking around like an old timey Godzilla monster going
Starting point is 00:36:06 that was before he hit the big time as a power walker on Malcolm in the Middle. Yeah that was a good dude. His role in Malcolm in the Middle is not that far behind his role in Breaking Bad. He was like when I would watch like after school Malcolm in the Middle on occasion like he was the one who cracked me up like he like his little subplots made me like, when it was like a Dewey or I don't remember the older brother, what the older brother's name was, but if it was like a Dewey subplot or actually Dewey was pretty funny too.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Francis is the oldest. Francis sucked, the older brother wasn't that funny. Malcolm was just kind of the guy who moved the story forward. But it was whatever the dad's name was, he was the funniest. Hal. Hal.
Starting point is 00:36:48 You had Hal, Stewie, Malcolm, Francis, Lois, and I can't remember what the shithead's name was, like the one that was supposed to be tough, but was like too skinny to be the tough kid. I love that kid. There's one scene in that where like, I forget why they're hunkered down under the kitchen table. If I recall, that's where they are.
Starting point is 00:37:08 And Malcolm's... Dude, it breaks me up just to hear it. But dad's like, Malcolm, status report. And he's like, I'm getting bullied at school. He's like, whatever. Older brother? He's like, on it. And that was it. That problem was fucking solved.
Starting point is 00:37:22 His big brother was going to go in there and take care of this asshole. And I loved it. My favorite interaction is very similar. You just hear smash and then Lois goes, what the fuck is this? And how runs into the boys room and all three of them are sitting on their beds together and they look up at their father just burst into the room and he's panicked wide-eyed. He's like, I need one of you to take the blame for something. No questions asked. And I think like, like Dewey or whatever, Stewie, whatever, the little one goes, I'll do it. Good boy. You're a good boy. I got him, honey. I got him. And he just drags him out of the room. That's just a good dad, you know, preparing him for the corporate world.
Starting point is 00:38:05 That's just a good dad, you know, preparing him for the corporate world. Yeah, that was a great show. That was one of my like after school, I think that would come on around around the time I got home from school. There was like maybe 4pm, 430pm. It's what it felt like anyway. Yeah, it would play like stuff like that. And then it wasn't until like post dinner time that Cosby show, uh, fresh prints and family matters or no family matters during the day, but fresh prints and Cosby show were
Starting point is 00:38:32 more at night. I remember having to suffer through at times full house in order to get to fresh print. It's a rare tradition in this day and age to see any good news on the newspaper page. Yeah. I remember thinking like, when is Joey going to start pulling his weight around here? Like because really Bob's yeah, Bob Saget was successful. John Stamos was successful and he seemed to hang around more just because that was his social circle because he was on TV. I Thought that wasn't until like late seasons. I thought early he was like playing drums in the basement and being I think that he was a starving Artist but he like made it big halfway through the show. Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:39:18 But you know, there was generous let him stay there You know, there was some controversy between John Stamos and Dave Coulier recently, because Coulier is cancer and he's lost all of his hair. And John Stamos in a sign of solidarity, probably know what he did, right? Shaved his head. Well, that well, he abridged too far. Gained a lot of weight. No, he would never do that.
Starting point is 00:39:43 He cares far too much about his self image. He instead had a professional apply a bald cap to him and then he posed for photographs with his cancer-ridden truly bald friend Dave Coulier. Oh, give him a brain. That's what Dave Coulier said and so I I'm not going to make any more calls to his kids' schools, but I understand. Like Dave Coulier called me off. The cool man makes the calls to shots in my world. Dave Coulier said, stand back and stand by. That's right.
Starting point is 00:40:16 He put on the red and gold, like cancer hoodie. Do you remember that? When they were saying, look, Donald's wearing his red and gold. I know his black and gold. I know it's black and gold. Manga hat. Those are proud boy colors. Another dog was no, the truth of that is those colors. Oh, that's what it is that he's a big Mizzou guy. You didn't know that. He's disappointed with our season is as I am. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I,
Starting point is 00:40:43 I to no one's surprise except for everyone in the media, apparently, like Joe Biden pardoned his son and I like zero fault. Like if I had the power to pardon my son, you know, we've talked about it before. Like if your dad comes to you like, son, oh, I fucked up. Had a few drinks. I don't know. I was that car, you know, the the pedal it's stuck under the mat and the next thing you know, I'm gonna Get your shovel son. That's all
Starting point is 00:41:12 Don't be mad I've been gallivanting with Ukrainian gas companies That's see that's the part that's a little fucked because he pardoned him for anything he did or may have done over an 11 year period of time. 13 year I think, 2011 to 2014. I'm gonna say 11 because that's the number I have in my head and that is... that's the best dude that is the that is the gold plated pardon like everybody else who got pardons is like, like Hunter can stunt on that. You get it.
Starting point is 00:41:48 You get it. I don't like if residents can pardon people. It's, so Biden pardoning his son is understandable, but obviously corrupt, right? You know, like this is not an equal rule of law. If his son wasn't his son, he wouldn't have got this pardon. It's not fair.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Trump pardoned a lot of people who like committed crimes on his behalf. Roger Stone comes to mind, Paul Manafort, Flynn, I could go on. But beforehand, like Clinton was pardoning people who donated campaign money. And I don't know if there's any Obama ones, but there probably are.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I can't think of anyone who's finished their term and hasn't done a bunch of pardons at the end that were dirty as fuck. Why are presidents pardoning people at all? Because this isn't being used well, we should undo this. I think it's always been like, I guess I'm not shocked because people are gonna bounce on whatever, but like the idea that like it's shocking
Starting point is 00:42:44 that the presidential pardon is just a tool to pardon friends, allies, donors, like family, like that's what it's for. Trump pardoned a lot of people who were in prison for minor drug offenses, like toward the end, he had like some guy who was, he was like, go find a bunch of people that need pardons for me, like some guy who was he was like go find a bunch of people that need pardons for me some what some that look good maybe he probably and he did he pardoned a lot of like black folks who were in jail for a long time he um for like non-violent like three strike marijuana offenses and bullshit like that um i don't know i i kind of like that it's a it's a bit of a wild card in our political system it's a little throwback to kings and queens of like that. It's a it's a bit of a wild card in our political system
Starting point is 00:43:25 I it's a little throwback to Kings and Queens of old that they have this That's not a thing we're supposed to like it's but it's but but it's a three It's a little bit of it like we don't give him a scepter and a crown But we do say what he says fucking goes. I like that I like that we got a dude somewhere and look he says fucking goes Don't you know he can have you killed and then he can pardon himself for doing it Don't you know he can do that to you his word is law. I like that I like that the reason it gives him it gives him it gives him that extra level of power where it's like
Starting point is 00:43:53 Don't you fucking know that I could just shoot you right here Lay lay like and they just drag you out of the fucking room and we'd move on to the next topic dude Like that's how hardcore the president is. I like that a little. However, I don't, the problem in this instance is that Biden has done this and now you know what comes next. Now Trump has free reign. Cause it's like, oh yeah, what about a Hunter? Do we want to relitigate that?
Starting point is 00:44:22 He's, that's his immediate redirect. If on day one, say he's that's his immediate redirect if on day one say He's got the pardons for all the January 6 tourists Like laid out and like just something just he doesn't even sign anymore He's just got a stamp with that big goofy signature of his and he just rapid stamps them all Like if he pardons him day one because one of them 72 years old and she's got like two more years to go pardons of day one because one of them 72 years old and she's got like two more years to go her kids are saying she's gonna die there and that one sounds wild in general i expect that almost all of them are gonna be out of prison by january most of them got a couple of months
Starting point is 00:44:56 not all some of them who got i don't have the numbers years is the people who got years were often kind of like ring leaders and there's all these texts and stuff pointing to their years were often kind of like ringleaders and there's all these texts and stuff pointing to their organization of it, but The tourists, you know the ones that obeyed the velvet ropes. They didn't get five ten fifteen years I feel you I like having fun with it because I It's such a divisive issue that they kind of flew over my radar at the time It really it felt to me like it was overblown. However, I have certainly seen
Starting point is 00:45:28 so much goddamn footage that I'm like, oh, man, you guys are going wild. Like, oh, some of y'all are in it to win. Holy shit. Like, like it's this there's folks in that crowd. But I've also seen like the conspiracy videos that go back like 10 blocks away from ground zero from the Capitol steps. And there's this guy who's rounding people up. We're going. And it's right. That'd be a Will Ferrell from a memory of Will Ferrell from old school.
Starting point is 00:45:55 He's like, we're going straight in. We're going, like he's getting people fired up and he's like, we're, we're going here. We're doing this. We're doing that. And it's like, who's that guy? Who is that guy? I don't think he ever- He's an oath keeper chapter president. Ah, that is. That's a fed.
Starting point is 00:46:13 He's a former Marine and an oath keepers chapter president. And he got a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct in his participation in the attack and got a year probation. And that is part of why people think he's a fed because that's not much punishment. Yeah. My point is like I don't like the Biden thing. He didn't enter the building. I'm sorry. I don't like the Biden pardon because it gives Trump like carte blanche I, to really go hog wild. On day one, if he wants with his... Did you see what he said about the Middle East?
Starting point is 00:46:50 That wild state? No, let me hit back to Biden. I don't like the Biden pardon either, but I think Trump was going to do whatever he wanted with or without it. I don't think now it's going to be like, oh, we could disobey norms. Trump wasn't going to follow norms in the first place. Does part of you guys like do is there part of you that likes the presidential pardon for no other reason than like it's just the most clear, lucid example, one of a litany you could name, but the most clear that like these people don't have to play by rules. They exist in a different world
Starting point is 00:47:22 than us. They can steal, kill, you know, assault, they can do whatever they want. They exist in a different world than us. They can steal, kill, assault, they can do whatever they want. They can do pay for play, anything, foreign countries, and they can just wave their way. You don't like that? No, I think it's a stark reminder that they'll say, no one's above the law. It's like, no, all of you are in a way. None of you play by the rules that any normal taxpaying American would have to play by the rules that any normal tax paying American would have to play by. Oh, come on. I, I just think that the president should have some extra powers. I don't know if anybody else does. I like the president and governors for that matter, having extra powers if I could trust them, but name a like president who hasn't pardoned people for either
Starting point is 00:48:01 campaign contributions or relationships or whatever. They can get around the whole thing. George Bush was just like, well, it's not really a war, so I don't need approval for it. It's not gonna last like 20 years or nothing, I promise. And it's like. So the,
Starting point is 00:48:19 Trump had the meeting with Trudeau this week. Once again, I love this as well. Like Trudeau has to fly down to Mar-a-Lago and bend the knee. Everybody has to come to Trump. I appreciate that. Trump's in France right now, so I guess it's not ubiquitous. We're America, dude. They got to come to us. Well, some of them do. Trudeau's scared, though. France isn't scared. So Trudeau comes down, and the quotes from the meeting are something like, Trudeau says something like, 25% would cripple the Canadian
Starting point is 00:48:45 economy you're talking about a hundred billion dollars and Trump said something like your economy would be crippled if you didn't steal a hundred billion dollars from us every year maybe you should be the 51st state and then and then the the the quote is which Trudeau laughed nervously quote is, which Trudeau laughed nervously. And then on the Middle East, regarding the hostages in Gaza, he said something like, there will be hell to pay if the hostages aren't released on day one, hell will rain down on you like nothing America has ever done in its storied history. Something like that. Some crazy talk, you know, like some crazy talk about raining hell down like never before. It's just fun again, you know, it's just fun again. America's back.
Starting point is 00:49:31 That's a fun time. Yeah, when Trump said wild shit, I don't know how to handle that correctly, right? It's sometimes I'm frustrated that people just sane wash it, right? You know, what do you, he didn't mean what he said. He meant what I prefer him to mean. That's one thing people do. On the other hand, oftentimes, he doesn't mean what he says. He's just starting with a wild fucking ridiculous negotiation position. Yep. That's what tariffs are.
Starting point is 00:49:55 And he doesn't actually, sure, sure. Maybe. We'll watch and see how this goes, right? To say that Trump would never implement a big tariff, well, we'll see. I don't think... If he does, though, it's a squeeze to get to the deal though Like it's not like the new way or the new I've heard him talk about 200 percent tariffs on cars made in Mexico I think that is just an empty threat, but We'll see Yeah, and cars made in Mexico is like Ford and Chevrolet cars That's where like if you go buy any part for like your truck, I remember we used to buy these fuel filters, all the fuel pumps for like the Chevrolet
Starting point is 00:50:33 Silverado, and it was like made in Mexico. I was like, why don't we get the good one? It's like that is the good one. That's where Chevrolet fucking fuel pumps come from. They come from very European countries, like have tariffs levied on us for stuff like cars. Very common. Or it's like if you want to sell Ford in Germany, you have to build it in Germany. Like your plant has to be there. And so like they're hitting us with it.
Starting point is 00:50:58 And, you know, if we can actually get some gains, even just through threatening it, like doing what Trump does, which is this isn't like a Trumpism of like he's so brilliant. It's quite literally just like Business or b2b is like you see if you're trying to negotiate you set the anchor point higher low depending on what you want To happen and then you move from there Trump with like if Trump thought like oh man, I think I could put an 18% tariff, but if I went 19, it would really potentially hurt the Canadian economy. So I'm going to threaten 15.
Starting point is 00:51:30 It's like, no, threaten the moon and then make them pleased when suddenly he's like, okay, okay, all the Canadians aren't going to be mad at me because it's going to be, you know, it's gonna be more expensive, but it's not what Trump was saying it was. So I can frame this to my people like a victory. It allows plausible deniability on both sides of that. Like if he comes in high and Trudeau talks him down to something much lower, both sides get to like say they won. And in a way they kind of did, well, we were the bigger
Starting point is 00:51:58 winners, but they get to save face. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. Like Trump negotiated the trade deal with Mexico. He bragged about how great it was. Now he says it sucks. So let's get two does up for election. What do you do? I think they do like six years up there. Don't they? They have longer terms, I think than we do. I feel I just imagine Trump being like Michael Scott in that episode where he's created the Michael Scott paper company. And he's like, let me see what I see see I see like a CEO who's got to go before the the board
Starting point is 00:52:26 next month and tell them that their most profitable profitable branch is bleeding I don't I don't love it when Michael was competent I know like he's nailing deals at Chili's or whatever like and not accidentally either like calculatingly like there's a part where Jan wants to get Jan wants to get the numbers above and they just met this guy and it's like what do you and he keeps me like oh how about some any tiesers whoa Jan like she doesn't know how to sell yeah to sell we're better yet she doesn't know how to sell to this person right like Michael just seemed to connect with they were two peas in a pod and Jan.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Yeah. Maybe she'd be a better salesman for some different customer. The blooper clip. She didn't sell it. It may be the funniest office blooper like I've seen when they're trying not to break when Michael starts doing like the baby back song, the Chili's baby back ribs, like the thought of doing that in a business meeting is so funny. And like having the black guy who I think was Darrell Hammond. Yeah. And he's in,
Starting point is 00:53:36 he's like hitting it back. It's very fun. I enjoy that too, because there's so much hitting it back as far as like he's singing as well. And Jan is the one who's embarrassed, but Michael's appeasing the client. I don't know who Darrell Hammond is. So you had me fooled. Is it Don Cheadle? I'm just picking. No. Patrice O'Neil?
Starting point is 00:53:53 I know his name. Is it Patrice? Skinny guy from SNL that's not fucking. That's Don Cheadle. Yeah, it's Don Cheadle. Is it? No, no, no. He's a skinny guy and he's probably been on SNL.
Starting point is 00:54:07 And I'm pretty sure he was the other Iron Man made. No, no, no, absolutely not. Well, he was he was that. But but yeah, hang on. I'm getting it. You haven't named the guy right? His name is. He played the ladies man on SNL.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I'm looking for his name. Sheetal meadows. Okay I don't know why I had to tis them out on that but That was his name Tim fucking meadows. Shout out to him for another show. Yeah No guy like like lots of fun sketches and he did a couple movies I don't know why he was the ladies man. I was like, shouldn't it be someone a little like with better game? I don't know. I think it was a throwback to like a 70s black DJ who was like a filthy philanderer.
Starting point is 00:54:56 That's what the movie, they made a movie. Like it got that skit got its own movie. SNL used to crank those things out. Every sketch, they were popular enough, got its own movie. And then another sequel after that sometimes. One of the actors on it said that being on SNL is kind of like school for making movies. Like just the nature of the writer's room
Starting point is 00:55:15 and building a skit and putting it all together. It's something about the skit creation in SNL trains you to make movies. I love the behind the scenes stories, especially about Steven Seagal and how horrible he was. He said something like, so what do you do here? I don't watch your show. And they're like, you've never seen an episode of Saturday Night Live, the show that you
Starting point is 00:55:39 are on tonight, hosting. Yeah, yeah, never seen it before. What do you guys get up to? It's like, that's the rudest thing I've ever heard in my life. That's a scummy piece of shit. And then, you know, he's notorious for beating up stunt men. He had that four skit at the end where he beats up all the oil executives. And there's not a joke.
Starting point is 00:55:58 There's no punchline. He just beats up some oil executives in a boardroom. And then he has like a monologue to the camera about pollution or some shit. It's awful. What a douchebag. Well that seems like the worst thing about him, not the pollution shit. The like beating up just random extras, like making them swallow a punch from you for your own nonsense. Like that's so... In his head what his self-image is really like. He knows his self image is really like, he knows that fat piece of shit
Starting point is 00:56:25 can't actually fight anymore, maybe? Does he think he can beat me up? Because he can't. If he did, I bet it's like an ego preserving thing where it's like, well, back in my prime, you would have had no shot. He's big. Back in his prime, he probably would have beat me.
Starting point is 00:56:41 He's just at that size advantage. But right now, I can't imagine his cardio lasting more than 20, 25 seconds in a fight. It's exhausting. Yeah. I didn't think he's an asshole. He doesn't have any actual fight talents. He does a, what is it, a Kimbo?
Starting point is 00:57:00 That's not what it's called. A Kido. A Kido. I forget what they call it, like banana something. But anyway, it's a fake martial art involving spirits and Jedi shit. Well, he's only got another decade or so of making his goofy movies and then he'll have to retire. Cause he'll be. Oh no. So if you want to have some fun, like the last decade or so of Stephen Seagal, there are these direct to DVD Nightmare movies where he's like some sort of Green Beret Commando or something who sits in a chair a lot and
Starting point is 00:57:38 delivers lines. It's clear that he's not in the same movie sometimes with the other people in the movie. They just have some scenes of him sitting in a chair reacting to stuff or sending the team in. Um, and, and sometimes he'll, he'll fuck hot chicks and it's really awkward cause he's like in bed with a, with a, with a hot lady, but, and, and it's, it's just gross. It's just gross. I think you've told me that like he keeps his clothes on. Yeah. He'll like, he'll, he'll, he'll keep his like black kimono on or whatever
Starting point is 00:58:07 that slims him a little bit. Oh, yeah. He'll be naked. Yeah, yeah. He'll have like a tactical vest on and like grenades hanging off of his jingling while he's like he's fucking in like 15 second increments before a laborious breath. He's covered with more tactical gear than you've ever seen while he has lazy Tony Soprano sex. Just leaning back and sweating. And he's got he's like been in a jungle fighting evil for a while so he just he's not clean. No. Does he have sunglasses on while he's
Starting point is 00:58:39 fucking? He has these yellow tinted sunglasses. They're like tactical shooting glasses And he wears all of his glasses are tinted like the gamer glasses Yeah, like he's wearing gunner optics, but like real light like all the time because I don't know why I think he makes him Look younger. Maybe he thinks I've seen his body double like they do that quick switch because somewhat Mm-hmm, and he's dive and it's like whoa that ain't even close That's not even close like Like Mac picking his body double. Exactly like that. It's like that's a black guy. That's a black man. This this blonde Russian jacked guy you picked off the street is four inches taller than you and slim. You think he's going to be a
Starting point is 00:59:20 good representative? Yeah, totally. I'm Jack Jack That's that's one thing that I do appreciate when you see a stunt double who it's like, holy shit like that's your guy That's you guy Like it's all it's like that once upon a time in Hollywood movie how you had cliff Booth was the perfect You know body double for Leo's character, whatever his name was and it's like that I bet there were lots of payers like that and I bet there are still pairs like that. Because I remember with the Avengers movie, they sometimes would show like, name a character and their body double like, Holy shit, like you're, you're, you're minted, dude, you're forever going to be Chris Hemsworth body double, you look just like it. I think I remember hearing the story that Hemsworth's body double was pissed that Hemsworth body double. You look just like him. I think I remember hearing the story that Hemsworth's body double was pissed that Hemsworth was getting so gigantic for one of the movies.
Starting point is 01:00:09 It's like it's too much. Does Hogan movie come out? I think they cancelled it. I think maybe they cancelled it. You know, the Hulksters dropped a lot of n-bom years, man. He, he, um, I, I think that may have happened. I think that's what happened. Nah, that's really similar. Yeah. I mean, I see the resemblance, but that is a Walmart version of Chris Hemsworth. That's dude. Yeah, that's so he's going to be running around wearing a helmet. Like that's great. This is the guy you see for three frames
Starting point is 01:00:46 while he jumps off a motorcycle. Like, this is great. I've seen the bad ones. Like, Zach, can you find the still image of quote unquote Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator 2 jumping into that reservoir in Los Angeles on the motorcycle? Like someone jumped a Harley Davidson off that like,
Starting point is 01:01:07 off that big and landed, like he falls 10, 15 feet and then lands and you see the shocks bottom out and he fucking rides it out like a machine would and his face doesn't move, but it's like, that ain't Arnold. Like you could see that ain't Arnold. It's such a good stunt and it's real Dude, yeah, maybe one that bike. No, that doesn't look like him that's a fat boy and I
Starting point is 01:01:33 Don't know. It's just cool. I think maybe you've done it with guns I've done it with guns where I see something used in a movie and I'm like, oh You know, I'm not normally this guy but what movie did what God to James Bond have right here I want one fuck Yeah Well, he's got the the lever action shotgun that he's got stuck down in like Mm-hmm. I don't know the pipes or something of that of that motorcycle. That's a really good one. It kind of works there Didn't that not because it's probably a mask or something. That's not it's not a person There's no way someone looks that similar to Arnold. Yeah, that's like a stunt body that they created.
Starting point is 01:02:08 A stunt dummy. You don't think it's like his makeup and maybe a prosthetic? I don't think that's a real person, but it's hard to tell. The eyes don't look real. Like a dummy that they were going to use for something awful. I've seen that where they create a whole body double dummy and it's scary to look at. Taylor has a knack for that. Like, the eyes don't look real.
Starting point is 01:02:29 I didn't even look at the eyes. I should have looked at the eyes. One time I asked him, it was a motorcycle picture. I was like, is this AI? And I think Taylor was like, dude, that Taco Bell has as many stickers on the window as a gas station would. And I'm like, I didn't even think of that.
Starting point is 01:02:46 That's not what a number four is. Yeah, I saw a bunch of people on Twitter like Matt, like people will post very realistic AI. And there was like this volleyball player that someone posted and was like, look at this image of the Polish national volleyball player. And she had like a like a pussy bulge in her tight pants and a bunch. And it was like a prominent pussy bulge. Like she was she was meted up down there. And so many people I was shocked. People were
Starting point is 01:03:15 like, is this a trans woman playing fucking volleyball in Poland? And then other people being like, you've just never seen an actual woman And I had to scroll down like like dozens if not a hundred comments before I found one person who correctly was like This is AI and immediately when I saw it. I was like look at the the text on the jersey I looked at the background and I'm like this is beyond this is obvious to me that this is AI Well, and nobody was picking up on it. Well just someone posted They're like this is what girls volleyball uniforms look like was picking up on it. Well, just someone posted they're like, this is what girls volleyball uniforms look like guys. And they show like girls
Starting point is 01:03:48 wearing shorts and shirts. The girl in the picture is wearing a crop top that is skin tight. And she has shorts that are so tight that her like, anime level pubis mons is like, rusted out like it looks like she's wearing a cup. There's so much like, yeah, it's great. And how did you, this isn't obviously AI to me. I can tell she's got a fat junk down there. Yeah, so look.
Starting point is 01:04:17 I can tell it's not a real human being. Yeah, you can tell that the face doesn't look right. The text on the jersey is nonsensical. That's not another language. It's just mashed up. The like nine, not being the way, like the nine wouldn't look like that if the text in other areas looked the way it does.
Starting point is 01:04:36 It just doesn't add up. Look at the texture on the sand. It's supposed to be sand volleyball, but I guess the AI didn't create that correctly because there's like hardwood in the back Almost like a regular volleyball. I did catch that the sand didn't look real But it's background and kind of a resolution issue like like mm-hmm. If you look at the bottom left There's a white line. There's a volleyball. There's a little bit
Starting point is 01:04:58 It like looks like it tried to create beach volleyball in a mix. Look at the You know what? I'm white line. Yes By her wrist, right? Yeah. It just stops. It stops for no reason. And that looks like what nothing would do that. Right. Yeah. But I mean, these are getting way like, this is so much more true though, because like I, I see sometimes very old people struggle with media literacy, right? They all told us not to trust the internet. Now they fall for every dumb ass thing
Starting point is 01:05:26 they see on cable news. And I'm like, I feel like I'm slipping into like bad media literacy. Like, you know, like I didn't, until I saw the white line, I was like, I didn't trust the sand, but I wasn't sure what I was seeing. Is this AI?
Starting point is 01:05:44 Am I meant to think this is AI too? No, the other one, it doesn't spell small labels and words correctly yet. So if it can spell Adidas or Polska or Orland, if it does a good job spelling things, at this point in time, it's a good indicator that it's real. For now.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Or if it is spelled correctly and everything. Yeah, every so often someone will be like, if it's too many indicator that it's real. Or if it is spelled correctly and everything. Yeah. Every so often someone will be like, if it's too many fingers, fine, I can do that. I get that. But sometimes it's not too many fingers. It's just fingers that aren't quite right. And now I'm left to decide whether this is a person with just a little weird on the fingers.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Like my hand is damaged. So when I try to straighten it out, like it does a weird thing. Someone might look at that and be like, hands aren't like, that's not a normal hand. That's AI. I was like, nah, some of us don't have normal hands. Some people have like a little nub next to their pinky
Starting point is 01:06:38 and some, yeah, look at Kyle's hand. That's AI. That's AI. Right? So like, I'm not even here. Oh wait. Zach said it was, it's the real Polish uniform, but it's edited from the chin down. The one, the second, the second photo.
Starting point is 01:06:54 The red one. Cause the AI one, there's like, the more you look at it, the more jumps out. It's not correct. The second image was real. Yeah, second image is real. You see my little video there of like and Kamala living their best life together? Is this a real video? Yeah, this is real. Definitely.
Starting point is 01:07:12 I like that when he's rubbing her giganically swollen pregnant belly, his hands turn into woman's hands. With nail polish and shit. Baby Trump, this is real. Oh, and now they have a child together What you're seeing anymore? That's true. I thought I was real until I saw the baby That's so funny that like that's what AI thought their child would be like Some of the Dominant you guys ready for dinner? I am ready for dinner.
Starting point is 01:07:45 I haven't had it. All right. PKN 537.

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