Painkiller Already - PKN 543

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

I'm feeling mostly better. Kyle, what are you telling us about before the show? Let's see, you space-laid lasers, the fire and football. Wait, are there more Jewish space lasers? Is she? Well, so MGT, Marjorie Taylor Green, not the amazing card game taking the world by storm, suggested that we use our weather altering tech, which does exist by the way.

They always give her a hard time, like it doesn't when this comes up. They always act like, she's like, why don't we just cloud seed and fix these fires? Why don't we just dump a little water on them? We like let it out, but I'll be. So hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't sane wash Marjorie Taylor Greene.

She said, the Democrats control the weather and I'm tired of pretending like they don't. And then you turn that into, yeah, well, we do see clouds seasonally in areas that need it. That's not what she's talking about. It was a hurricane. I'm not talking about the first thing. That destroyed North Carolina, like Western.

You have your own hypothetical. You may be able to talk about that, but recently what you said. I don't know. It was in reference to the North, the hurricanes that hit western we know what I'm referencing you said her isn't said anything weather I don't say anything yet I haven't told you what she said today no go ahead what do you got

she said well I know we can control the weather we can obviously control the weather with cloud seeding Why don't we do it now and fix these fires over? over Los Angeles Which I don't know why but I do know that she's usually goofbally The really fun thing she did though was she set up this And I'm a little sketchy about the details but what I saw was this they had made a fake cell a fake prison cell and

They had put a fake January 6th Freedom fighter will we'll call him because that's what they'd call him probably in the cell. He's wearing his orange jumpsuit Good-looking white guy looks a little bit He's got his MAGA hat on in jail and Marjorie is coming into the cell to like I don't know commiserate with him and be like, oh you poor thing and like kiss his wounds or whatever while he cries and it's like a I don't know people taking pictures and recording it was a little photo. It was incredibly lame. It was the lamest thing I've ever seen. Sounds I don't know if he's yeah he said he's gonna pardon thoseth people, so that'll be a real shit show if he does.

That'll be interesting. There'll be a podcast and stuff, it'll be great. But I don't think she thinks there's space lasers that can make it rain. I think I'm pretty sure she's talking about the cloud seeding stuff. She said George Soros had a space laser that caused the California fires like eight years ago.

She said the Democrats control the weather and that was with regards to the hurricane that hit North Carolina like what, two or three months ago. She says insane shit. It is tough. I heard someone talk about this the other day and I found myself guilty of it. He was talking to someone

who he considers high information voters, right, people who follow this stuff every day. And then he asked them and I'll change it a little bit. What do you think of Deborah Ross? And he said, Who's Deborah Ross? And he's like, Exactly. Deborah Ross is my house of rep representative. And I didn't know her name at the time that he asked this guy that. And it's like, Yeah, I follow this every day. And I hear about the same, like 10 politicians, you could rattle them off with me. Lindsey Graham, Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, AOC,

Nancy Mace. Yeah. The ones who are good at getting media. The ones who are good at provoking reactions. They're not even serious legislators. Most of them. I would say AOC is definitely trying to advance legislation. Marjorie Taylor Greene, she doesn't put bills out there. Lauren Boebert, she doesn't put bills out there. I thought she just did. I don't know. I don't keep up. She doesn't get bills passed. She doesn't get legislation done. If she puts like show bills out there, you know, then that doesn't count. And it was like, yeah, if you follow politics every day, then you're gonna hear about what Lauren Bovert did today, what ridiculous thing Nancy Mace did, but you're not gonna hear about like the real

workings of government and what's happening right now, who's advancing bills that actually get passed. And I feel like it's a problem with the coverage. It's become a spectator sport, one that I enjoy, but I could watch this shit all day long and not really get informed. That was my point. In many cases, you're less informed

watching a lot of this shit than people who don't watch any of it because it's not relevant. And the perspective you're getting from the media isn't honest. They're not going in. The media is not going like there are still retards out there who are like, dude, Anderson Cooper puts on his little investigators hat, and then he goes out there and he sleuths around for facts. And then he's so excited to talk to people at nighttime about what he learned that day. And it's like, are you retarded? These the job of these people is to launder narratives to you that benefit the wealthy and powerful.

That's their job. Their job is not to tell you guys, you're not going to believe what the Panama papers say and these sex islands and this and that. No, no, no. Their job is to launder a narrative to you and to get you to believe something that if you were to accept it would be beneficial to wealthy and powerful people. You're probably right. Also their job is just to get ratings, to get views, to get clicks. And Marjorie Taylor Greene, Madison Crawford, Crawthorn, whatever the guy was in the wheelchair, he's not in power anymore. That really good looking guy. They should robot him up.

Yeah. Those are the people, Paul Thorn, thank you. Those are the people that would get in front of the cameras and make news and get them ratings. And it's this symbiotic relationship where the provocateurs and the news reporters work together to get clicks and views and sell ads. But you don't really get informed. I was watching the Hegsworth confirmation today

and I heard about his adultery and his other adultery and his other adultery and the children he had with one woman while he was married to some other woman. But I don't know, am I really informed or am I just getting all this dirt? This is the secretary of defense guy where like I saw news stories where they were like, check out this guy's Nazi tattoo.

And it was literally an orthodox cross. Like you can like, it's the same. It's the same cross that you see on Jimmy Carter's funeral pamphlet. It's like, this is a very baseline Christian symbol. And there were people reporting, oh, this guy's a Christian Nazi. What frustrates me about that is there are legitimate criticisms of this guy, right? This guy has been tossed out of two organizations

that he was running for mismanaging money. Do you want him in charge of that, you know, of our defense? He ref, yeah, that tattoo, I don't understand what that means. Yeah, it's an orthodox cross. It's like a Christian thing. I love the American flag morphed into an AR 15

I hate that that's so tacky Bumpersticker do shit Haven't done well. It's crooked. We the top look at the top of the flag and above the stars the stars are all is the deuce Can you read that? I don't do stolt. Oh, I mean, all day is volt. Oh, that's V. OK, what does it mean? You guys know it's a Christian motto. Oh, what's it mean? So I don't know.

At the top of my head, I think I know it's let's see. Oh, God, God wills it. Looks like there's a bunch of military and Christian stuff on him. Yeah, that checks out. That's who he is. Yeah. He refused to answer questions about whether or not he'd use the army as the police And that's basically the only newsworthy thing Well, you know

Don't know about all that. Um, mgt's hilarious stuff. I think I think you're giving her too much credit I think she's a moron I think she's genuinely stupid because like that cloud seating thing like the whole thing with clouding is like you spray that I don't remember the chemical it's like silver something iodide or dioxide or some shit something makes rain well no it's something that causes the the clouds that are up there to release their rain so you can't just start with nothing and create rain you have to have clouds up there that like man if they would just let go of that rain and then you call cloud it's called cloud seeding, not cloud creation, I suppose you would say. So even in that regard, you would think she talks about it so much, she'd have sat down with a meteorologist

or a government person of some kind and be like, hey, lay this out for me. What can we do it? When can't we do it? But instead she'd just rather talk about Jewish space lasers and visit fake prisoners and fake sales. Why didn't you go to a real prisoner, she could have gone to one of the real January six prisoners who are actually held in the federal stockade somewhere instead. Brother, she's busy. She's got a lot of tweeting to do. See if I can picture that, Zach, her visiting with the fake, like January six guy, it's it's pathetic. I'll send it to you.

I watched it today. And usually I'm down for a silly joke. But that one to me was just like it's not even funny. It's just pathetic. Marjorie Taylor Green enters a quote unquote display cage featuring a January 6th insurrectionist. Ah man. Yeah, that's good stuff. I look forward to the inauguration six short days away. Six days away until the inauguration. I look forward to it. Carrie Underwood catching a little flack. She's agreed to perform there. I look forward to see what other actual real celebrities will take place or will take part. She qualifies in my mind. What about you? That's what I meant. Carrie Underwood? Yeah, she's a big star. And married to former captain of the Nashville Predators, Mike Fisher. So pretty that makes her pretty cool.

He's in the hockey world, as we all know, as we all know. Yeah. Because it was like back when he was in the NHL, people will be like, Mike Fisher signs new contract for X million a year. And all the comments would be like, wow, I bet Carrie's really impressed with her husband's little job. This cute little job in the NHL. I wonder how much she made.

It's hard to tell. You'd think singers make endless amounts of money. But- You'd wonder what? She's a big tour. I would imagine she's worth $150 million or something. You might be right. I don't know.

But I know that oftentimes, especially if their careers are short, singers and authors, their job is to make their publishers and producers rich, not themselves. That's how it works out. And once they have some power and can get outside that contract, it gets better. Yeah, it also depends like how hard they grind.

I was listening to some, I get these rapper YouTube Shorts recommended to me, like so many of them. It's not even, I don't know why, because I liked watching them. And the rappers were talking, they were talking about Tech Nine, who's a rapper I don't know why, because I liked watching them. And the rappers were talking, they were talking about Tech 9, who's a rapper I don't know shit about, but they were like, Tech 9 put me on game. Tech 9 sent me straight.

He told me about merch. He told me about how to run them tour dates, how to produce them. Shit. You ever seen his house? They got, they got, they got Holly Davis hanging from the ceiling for decoration. They don't give a fuck about it. They got that kind of money. They got Holly Davis hanging from the ceiling for decoration. They don't give fuck about it. They got that kind of money. It's like a Friday's. But then I was thinking like,

I mean, it's not insane money. I mean, you didn't just tell me that he like has a helicopter on his helicopter. You just told me he had some extra money for motorcycles. But still, from that I took that you never know how much money someone's take taken from You know rapping or entertainment business exactly because some of them get every goddamn dime and then there's entrepreneurs I suppose you could call them that like 50 cent who are like, yeah Let's sell water and make half a billion dollars quick or guys who just went into real estate so early or guys who bought their not only their music, but like Huge people's music. There's a lot of people like I remember Michael Jackson. There's a funny story about him. I think it may be Paul Bacchartney or

one of the other Beatles he was working with them and he's like how much do you think the Beatles are worth? He said oh I don't know probably 100 million dollars. Is it oh real? Get crazy. Like the next day he heard that Michael had bought it for like 180 million dollars on their real get crazy like the next day he heard that Michael had bought it for like a hundred eighty million dollars on their entire catalog he owned everything that they'd ever sung and it's just like little things like that they create their crazy empires Michael Jackson running a money or maybe he claimed he did I don't know I think Michael I think he might have been like cash poor but he was about to do like one of those global tours that just makes you a billion would have made him a billion dollars

so it's like he's one of those people that has such a Had such an ability to create money out of almost nothingness that he could almost run it like that and live paycheck to paycheck Because his paychecks were like hundreds of millions of dollars He's like a Floyd Mayweather, but he was never going to like not be able to sing and perform. It's a shame he turned into such a ghoul and then killed himself. I looked it up, Carrie Underwood apparently. Oh, Zach says 140 million. I saw 120 million in either case, super duper wealthy.

Yeah, very rich. And that's not even including Mike Fisher's assistants. That's how she knows she's performing for Trump for the love. But is that like a wax figurine? No, no, that's a person he's crying and like he's like a bad actor. He's wearing he's he's in there. He's he's teared up and she's like kissing his hands and like, oh, it's going to be over soon. Papa Trump will save you.

Like whispering. And I mean, there are people every by the way, like, they were people who thought this was a fun idea or a good idea. They were cheering as you she walks in the cage. We're talking about it. The recording, it's, oh, it's, yeah, but it's pathetic. I remember she used to make those campaign ads where she blew up cars with Tanner. I was like, God damn it.

You started those, now you have to live with it. It's not even that. You're not supposed to be able to be able to do that with the rules that they were trying to force upon me. That's commercial use of Tanner, right? And that's literally commercial use of Tanner right you're making up literal for a political Candidate you've crossed the Rubicon you cocksucker, but uh but yeah, she's um she's a horrible person

I there are a lot of conservatives, and I'm like I like that guy He likes to spit in the other guy's sweet tea and then laugh about it. It's fun I like the smart ones the craft crafty ones, the nasty ones. Marty Taylor green is just a dumb bond. I mean she's what that lady called her a bad body, a butch body, bad butch body, blonde, whatever she called her. Something or other. Yeah. I have the alliteration. Honestly, I give her more credit than you.

I think that she's damn near a political Kardashian managing to stay relevant and in the news and getting clicks. And I mean, I've heard so many times that she's nothing like that in private, that she's like a reasonable, educated sharp like attack. Yeah. Jeff Jackson, the guy that I probably sent you a lot of clips. He was the one who did these like real sane TikTok videos in an even tone explaining what was going on. Maybe from North Carolina even. Yeah, he's from North Carolina. I saw at least one or two.

Yeah, he said that these people are nothing like what you see on TV in private. That when the cameras aren't rolling, they're, I don't know, studious and paying attention and agreeable. Oh I got it um Plex is back up I talked to the guy that's all good again the data center had to be moved uh that's all that was going on there so it wasn't a huge legal legal kerfuffle with Plex. Nah nah it was just uh our collection needed to be moved it was getting big I guess

he said he said I think you've added more movies to Plex than I've watched in my entire life. He said I've added almost 100 terabytes myself. Plex is one of those services that I remember using LimeWire in middle school and having the thought of knowing it was illegal and being like, okay, but like what's it supposed to be used for? Like what's the legal part of this website? And it's like, there isn't. The whole thing was just, or at least I never used a legal part of this.

You could definitely rip your own movies and put them, stream them to yourself and use it privately. I think that's what the tech is for. Cause I understood mega upload. Cause you could like share stuff. You probably bought dozens of DVDs I think that's what the tech is for. Cause I understood mega upload. Cause you could like share stuff. You know, dozens of DVDs and Blu-rays over your lifetime. Maybe you're too young for that.

But I know I got a shelf full of stuff we don't watch. We could rip that and stream it and have it in that form instead. And that would be a legal use of Plex. Do you remember mega upload? Oh, I think you can come back. Basically be a free drop box. Way back in the day, mega upload? Oh, I think basically be a free box Way back in the day mega upload. It wasn't just for like like streaming and torrenting things

Like it was literally I like up through the time that we all started youtube Like it was just free drop box in the same quality and there was no limit on files or the limit was so absurd That like there was no purpose to it And so I would like I remember sharing files that way for a long time. It was like Dropbox wants you to sign up and it's like, guess what, bitch, mega uploads, like we don't want to know what you're doing and it's not our business. Stay out of it. You know, share that guy's business model was like Kim.com or something was his name. He got arrested, went to prison.

I don't know what he did and what he was about. I think he's in exile now, still in like New Zealand or something like that. Cause he's in trouble, obviously, I think still for the mega upload stuff in the US. But New Zealand hardly makes sense. Cause that seems like one of those countries that we just kind of lean on and are like,

a little extradition, we'll send that fatty back. Well, it says he made all of his money from mega upload, but they don't really, they call it through digital piracy. But the whole point of mega upload and digital piracy is you're not making money, you're just stealing the content. Unless you turn around and sell it or you sell the surface that's disseminating it. But I don't think that he was doing either of those, at least not for me or Taylor. It seemed like he was just offering a file sharing service.

Yeah. I don't know, I would imagine things like that would get sketched because of CP and other illegal stuff that you would think that's what's going on. I remember there was, I saw a story about this fucking abominable guy. These guys make CP and they have themselves in it

and they'll blur their faces But he blurred his own face using the standard like blur like gauze and blur or whatever It's called you just undo it. Yeah, so well you couldn't until the FBI was like Call those guys that wrote gauze and blur real quick Mike Do we like and go the other way and they're like, oh, you could totally and they like, and they show in real time in the video, this guy, they go. And his face goes from a seashell sort of like spiraled into infinity kind of thing to we're coming to get you motherfucker. That guy was an amateur.

That's why all those Bohemian Grove guys wear actual masks. You can't un-move an actual like demon mask. They also don't allow cameras around the Grove. Alex Jones got in. I mean like 25 years ago. He got in but like when I hear that Alex Jones got in to me that says, all right, well it's probably not that serious or it's probably not that serious anymore or he probably went on like pledge night or some shit when anybody could bring a buddy or something. says, all right, well, it's probably not that serious, or it's probably not that serious anymore. Or he probably went on like pledge night or some shit when anyway, everybody could

bring a buddy or something. He's like in the waiting room and he thinks he's seeing it all and then he leaves and they're like, All right, let the festivities begin that fucking they cut a virgin's throat like the second he leaves and just drink her blood or something. They do have to do that with their big I don't know. I looked more into we had a guess on a while back and they suggested that Stanley Kubrick's movie Eyes Wide Shut had been re-edited after his death. I can't remember who was saying it but I thought that was preposterous but I did start

doing research and it's like oh my god it had been no that's not seems like Stanley Kubrick the theory is that he was making a movie about the actual child sex cults that might exist under in the underworld of wealthy America and that he got too close and that he was murdered and that his film was reedited posthumously to sort of go away from that angle. Yeah, that's that's a very common theory out there. I'd never heard that one before, but and it is pretty wild, but I like it. I like it.

I don't like the movie, which, and that makes me like the theory even more because I like Kubrick so much. And I like most of his movies. They're all very different. They're all, they're different genres and he's going for different things. Like Barry Lyndon is this slow three hour plus slog.

That's like a costume wearing theater piece production type thing that is just so slow and boring. But then, I don't know, I love The Shining. I love, and after a while I started liking, after a while I started liking Clockwork Orange. I had to watch it three times to actually like it. The first time I was horrified, it was just too much. It's a good movie.

It's just like the whole time it's upsetting. Yeah. Like there's no point where it's like, no, this protagonist, this guy's a good one to cheer for. Like the whole time they're like barging into that guy and woman's house and they're like molesting her and trying and like beating him to death. Damn near to death. It's like, Oh, crippling. When, how much longer does this scene need to go? Like this is so uncomfortable.

Yeah, the use of milk was uncomfortable in that scene, if I remember right. But I was with it. He was into like hyperviolence, they called it like it was ultraviolence. OK, thank you. Always fancy a bit of ultraviolence. Now, the whole thing is weird, the costumes, the cod pieces and such. It was a bizarre, bizarre movie. I don't know.

I like his stuff so much. Like a future of violence where you have sword canes kind of tight. I mean, that's kind of what the UK became right with their weird knife laws and stuff. I'm sure there's some sword canes making the rounds out there. I can't fathom UK knife laws. So I have a knife in my pocket all the time. That would be illegal in UK. Just carry a leather. And I'm like, how can you outlaw knives? They're tools for opening.

It's it's like outlawing math or something like like this is just do you outlaw pointy rocks? What else do you outlaw? It's insane. Like that's so like have you seen that meme picture from like You know, Nottinghamshire Police Department from years and years ago where they're like another healthy Oh of illegal weapons to die jeans and they like posted this publicly Clearly wanting people to be like oh and governor Thanks for keeping us safe and it was like a bunch of knives, some of them butter, and then like a ton of

comments and we're like, boy, they said fucking spoon in there. It's sharp. It's a sharp spoon. It's a grapefruit spoons. What it is, it comes in, you know, jiggy. You could kill someone with it. Wait a minute. Now you look closely at the sport You could kill someone with it. Wait a minute. Now you look closely.

I just spoke. I spoke there. They could dig at your heart. Yeah, you do say videos. Although when you see what they do with the knives, I mean, that's where you're headed. They need to police those people's knives. They can't be trusted with knives. That's the real issue.

I don't think it's that the UK government is bad or overbearing or anything. Those people lost their knife privileges. It's they're like preschoolers like coming at coming to school every day, like shitting themselves or something. They're going to lose their their fucking play privileges. Everybody's going to have to line up, go to the bathroom again. We can't took their guns away. If you gave them guns and knives, you'd have much less knife violence.

They should. That's true. What it do. They are so stabby over there. It is nuts. I watched these guys have a knife fight in the street It's a classic video. It's probably five or six years old One of them has an old-timey machete and the other one has like a modern machete Like a zombie machete and they have a machete fight in the street that ends in just a gory bloody mess Because you know in real life knife fights and sword fights are disgusting. You think you do it in a fight Kyle?

I'd hate what that you described the knife fight lay out the scenario very clear. Okay. Well, let's do this one You both have machetes. I'll give you the good machete me and you both have a machete We're staring each other down on the streak of cockburn Shire man. I'm runs. I can outrun you I would run so fast I would run so I throw my machete at you first and then I would run because I can outrun you. I would run so fast. I would run so fast. I'd throw my machete at you first and then I would run because I can't run as fast with a machete. No, I would fucking Aragorn and I'd go, shing! Then I would know I'd made the right decision to run. If you Aragorn shing my fucking machete out of the air and then like...

If you threw your machete at me, I'd attack you with two machetes. I'd run... Oh, thanks. No, you try to run with two machetes and I would sprint with all I had the other direction. I would not have a machete fight under any circumstances. Taylor, are you also thinking Kyle's likely the fastest of the three? Yeah. I think I'm in the middle, but I'm not sure. I'm not built for speed, but I...

If I can get a good purchase on him, I would not allow that. We're starting to, you know, 12, 15, you've got to catch him. Then I produced my second machete, lop off your hand and it's on. No, I would run from a knife fight so fast, but if we're this, if we have to do it, then I just feel like you've got to go balls to the wall and be so aggressive about it and get into a, I don't want any distance between us. I want my hand on your knife,

even if it means your knife's in my hand, I want to control your knife, whatever it takes. If you've got to stab me through the hand and I got to eat one of those, or I've got to just like grab your blade and like somebody smother you or something, I want to take you down. I want to get so close to you

that you can't do this somehow. And I want to take you down. I want to get so close to you that you can't do this somehow. And I want to kill you as fast as I can. Cause it's, otherwise we'll both die. It like, I feel like a knife fight. We're both the most likely scenarios. We both die. You bring me in that close brother. I'm going to get bitey.

Oh, I would, dude, I welcome the bites. I would welcome the bite over the knife in your hand. Yeah I don't like my odds at all and see here's the thing like when I talk about how I could beat an eagle and I Totally fuck up an eagle people say no their claws. They're really grabby. Yeah I'm not saying I won't get scratched or even punctured But it's gonna look like I just got into a pencil fight with a six year old. And that six year old will be fucked up and dead because I can beat an eagle and a six year old, even at the same time. But a knife fight. I don't I don't see how I walk away. No one wins in a knife fight. Yeah, you're going to lose to I've seen enough of those videos.

Kyle's talking about where like, there's two guys on the streets of Scotland for some reason, with machetes. And it's like, even the winner, it's like that guy needs to get to a hospital right just now. Like, he's so blood covered and it's not, you know, it's not a movie. It's not the other guy's blood coating him and someone's going to go, are you okay? Don't worry. It's his blood. No, a lot of your blood there, man. A machete. Now I think I have to flip and you're so it's not in the movies they make the those big slashy movements and

That I think people believe that that is what happens like oh when the guy slashes at me That's when I'll move under his guard and stab him in the solar plexus or whatever. It's got But that's not how people move in real life. It's literally a play you're watching. It's children on screen doing that. Like in real life, I watched a guy come out of a car the other day. The cops had been banging on the windows for 20 minutes. Come out of the car.

When he comes out, he's coming out stabbing. And they don't even know he has the knife until he's stabbed like a couple of them. Because it's so fast. It's just a scuffle where he's going. And you've been stepped three times. Is this America? No, it yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that too, except it was surveillance footage in prison. And again, they just get like a lot. I was gonna say three, but it might be eight or 14, like quick stabs into somebody and damage. That's what makes those

prison stabbings like even more horrifying is like the little report will come out afterward and be like, oh, this known rapist was thrown in this prison and he died of 68 stab wounds. And it's like 68, that guy had to be dead after like 17. And then you like see a picture of the evidence and it's like this guy got stabbed

68 times an inch and a quarter deep from a sharp toothbrush and so just the most agonizing stabs imaginable like it's not even a clean stab it's just some some guy just got taken out in jail i can't remember what he had done but they they poured molten sugar water down his throat. Killed him. How much fucking time did they have? Five minutes, all it takes. Well, you have to keep the sugar water molten. Like, how long does that last?

Oh, I mean, we're I mean, just a just a few seconds. We're going to microwave it and then we're going to they're going to hold you down. I'm going to pour it on you and make some napalm. Now you've got a whole hold me down sort of hostage kidnapping thing going on. Like that's a big deal. I show up. I'd have my boiling napalm and they grab you and it's like, you in trouble now CP guy.

And then he'd be a friend of a friend of mine who's doing this stunt. He was in an airplane and he took his parachute and he soaked it in gasoline. And then he jumped out of the airplane. He was going to set the parachute on fire and repeatedly the gasoline wouldn't catch fire. Of course.

Apparently it's really hard to have it so flabby that they had to set it on fire in the plane and then jump out with a burning parachute to accomplish the stunt. Yeah. And I don't know how that tied into this somehow, but it was like, yeah, this shit cools off. Like it molten boiling hot water becomes tolerable water. If you like wait in nine minutes for the guy to get here. I'm thinking of a video. I thought you were going to, it was the one you were referencing where the guy

shoots his parachute off with a flare gun. That was cool. He's, he deploys a shoot and then he's like, nah, I don't like this shoot. He like burns it up with a flare and then he cuts it away and really just pulls his second. I've seen that I have that mental image, but I'm not sure if it was a movie or if it was even if it was in a movie it happened though that's that's just a stunt. So that's so I would practice

throwing a reserve every year and someone gave me an old paraglider that like wasn't safe to fly anymore and the idea was I was gonna go up in that and cut the strings one by one and see like how many strings you could cut before it stopped being a paraglider and just turn into a bird's nest or something but I thought it I don't know I was just like why are you doing this are you doing this to impress other people because that's a bad motive and And I think I was. But I didn't do it.

That's the guy shooting his parachute off. That's a cool ass video. I knew I remembered seeing that happen before. That would be fun. It ignites really well. I don't know how they treated the parachute. Yeah. I'm watching, he's about to shoot it on my screen.

He's pulling the slider out of the way. It burned almost too fast. It burns so completely. I, I, what parachutes made it. Whoa. Plastic. What did they, huh? It's, it's, it's the, it's this wind speed.

It's the wind speed. It's, it's, it's all I can, it's gotta be the wind speed making it burn up that fast. I saw during the fires, I know I've probably mentioned a time or two, but there was this tree in front of a McDonald's that was on fire. And like it was one of those palm trees,

but the middle of the tree, like the core of it was on fire and the wind must've been blowing 50, like legitimately 50 or 60. And it was, it looked like you were blowing those embers with like a torch eating them up. And it was just roasting that tree when normally if there hadn't been any wind, you'd be like, ah, splash that with a Coke or something and it would go out. But the winds were just had that stuff cooking. I saw so many melted car parts. I don't know what all is in cars that can that isn't steel that melts,

but just I saw puddles. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, that's insane. That you're that zombies map transit where you had to get on the bus. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, dude, this LA thing is outrageous. That fire. When did it stop? What do you think is the blame? Because look, on one hand, I always like saying that the libs don't know how to run a city with their crime and with their DEI and such. But on the other hand, it seemed like this was just gonna happen. I don't,

I don't know if all fire fighters had been men and if they had all the water they wanted, if it would have made any difference. Now, on the other hand, I think the firefighters should be men and they should have more water because it'll make some difference, but I don't think you'd change the outcome. I say give them all the, well, I mean, if they had as much water as they needed, it definitely would have changed.

Well, they weren't low on, there was low on water pressure. I learned all about this. Did you guys do any research and do it out there? Yeah, we're like, it's because part of it's gravity fed and then it like lowered below a certain threshold. I guess the water comes from lower than this so they have to pump it up. And there was tons of water,

they just couldn't pump it so fast. They didn't, they weren't equipped to run every hydrant at the same time. And that's why the water pressure was so low. I like my idea of, and apparently people have been asking for this for a while is just a bigger reservoir there. They have a reservoir there.

It's like a hundred million gallons or something. But they were over full. Like they were. I don't know. It's empty because it's being refurbished right now. Oh, the one was offline. Yeah. Yeah.

You're right. But I don't go ahead. How could not having a like, how would the situation have ended up the same if they would have had just to pretend it was infinity water, all the water they need in every truck and every hose and every sprinkler. There's firefighters that are a hundred thousand acres. There's just not enough.

They don't have enough firefighters. You're not gonna be able to stop all the wilderness stuff, but you can do a better job protecting residential areas. I'm telling you, it's hard to imagine what the problem is until you keep zooming out. It's not one neighborhood or 50. It's like this gigantic area

where you can see the fire started here and then jumped like 20 miles and went over here and then jumped. And it's just, it's so big the way it was overwhelming those neighborhoods. Like I said, I think more water would have helped but I don't think it would have changed the outcome. I don't think they were like, ah, man, we'd have put this thing right out. If we'd just had 10 more PSI or even a thousand more, but it could have

mitigated what they needed would have been so wildly expensive. It doesn't make sense. And like, here's how I arrive at that. Like, like our military is super duper crazy expensive and we don't really need it or use it until we do right Some of these houses that burnt down are 52 years old. I think James Woods house or some celebrities I survived. That's yeah. Okay. Well, I'm mixing it up then but some celebrities house was 52 years old and I'm like It's not like this shit happens all the time

They would have needed like a defense department level spending on They would have needed like a Defense Department level spending on firefighting. Just always prepared, always training, always drilling, always keeping our youngest, fittest, most ready Americans on staff, ready to go just in case shit breaks out to prevent a fire like this. And it doesn't make sense to do it. I don't think you can stop this without going out there and maintaining all that dry brush. Like going out there and raking the forest. I saw like Trump talking about raking the forest and Joe was like, ah, you can't rake the forest. But I think that's what the Indians did. They'd go in every season and they'd start one fire in the woods and burn all the leaves.

And so you wouldn't have generational leaf growth, you know, piling up at the bottom of the. I always feel unqualified. Topic comes up like I understand controlled burns. I understand. Yeah, I understand how if you prevent fires year after year after year after year, eventually you've got so much tinder built up that it's a problem. Having said that, if you told me that we want to make more fires in California, we want

to rip one off every year, trust me, all those controlled fires will stay controlled. I'd be like, you sure? That sounds risky too. I mean, I think it'd be better to control like controlled burning a forest is something that's been around for centuries. Like we know how to do that. Do they do that in California? Like do they, I don't know if you've been,

have you been to California? Like, have you seen it? The thing is fucking thigh high dry grass all the time. Like, it's tough to do a controlled burn there. It's a place that loves fire. And so you're not gonna get rid of all fires. And so like, you just have to try and mitigate it, which would mean having enough water and supplies and

firefighters who are competent and qualified when shit does hit the fan, so that it's not like, oh, no, we can't put all of this out, we can't get 100% of the damage down, but it's like, okay, can we present can we prevent a reasonable amount of it? Again, it's hard to imagine, you protect residential and commercial areas? I don't think we can, no. Because again, you've got that enormous

thousand acre fire out there and the brush and the grass and the trees and stuff. It was the embers from that are flying over those neighborhoods and landing on every roof. And so it's not like the edge of the neighborhood caught on fire and slowly rolled into the, and it was like damn if

we could have stopped it over there my dad had a fire like that one of his chicken houses burned down and when lightning hit it and at first man the fire was this big he told me he's like i saw it kyle that fire was the size of a baseball if i'd had a fire extinguisher even like maybe a bottle of water. I think I could have gotten it. No $300,000 25,000 animals dead gone and you know it so fast it went from that golf that baseball size thing to a 500 foot long raging inferno that you could see from 25 miles away so fast it was just But if you could just stopped it there, I don't think that that ever happened here I don't think the edge of the neighborhood like the Johnson's house first and then the Smith's and the Petersons, I think it was like, god damn it. One sixth of the neighborhoods of the houses

in this 500 house neighborhood just caught on fire right now. And the other 20% are smoldering. All right, they're going to start up in the next 30 minutes. I don't think they could have put it out. I don't know if there's enough manpower. I think when that thing rains fire over those neighborhoods and those neighborhoods are so big. It couldn't have gone worse. It couldn't have hurt. I'll agree with you. That was my whole point.

It couldn't hurt to have more of everything. But I just don't think you, I think you still have the news story. I think you still have the finger pointing. I think you still have the disaster, no matter if they had more pressure or not. But that doesn't mean I'm not a proponent of more pressure. I think the idea, because I saw those firefighters say, he's like, there's no pressure in this neighborhood, we have

to leave. Like that's, you know, that's the firefighter telling you that, that means there's not a pressure to handle big fires in LA. And also so many of those fires I'm told had those fire suppression systems of their own, you know, in your, in their house, they had sprinklers and then they're just going constantly every, and they're, you know, the house burns down. Uh, and then the PVC pipes just sit in there and it's just going every house that burns down is just a water line that's running off, you know, on it's on now. And if so it's a real chain reaction of shittery that could probably use some more planning and heads

will roll though but somebody will get fired I'm really surprised that fire chief that's the the DEI lady didn't get fired the mayor came back and I and did their press conference conference and seemingly has been standing by our people is it her fault like I don't know whose fault it is I know she's a woman but that doesn't necessarily mean she's unqualified. She's been in the fire department for like 27 years. Does she have military? Her resume was impeccable. Like I was like, I don't like that the Republicans see anyone who's

not a white man. And they're like, Dei, higher incompetent. Here's your problem right here. You don't have a white man in charge. And it's like, look at her resume. I saw Adam Carolla in front of Congress and he was talking about his experience trying to get in that fire department. And they made him wait seven years. He's like, so I picked up garbage and I waited tables

and I worked construction for seven years. And finally, I got a letter, come in. And so I was standing in line to become a fireman and take my training I'd been approved to apply and there was a black lady in line with me I said excuse me miss when did you decide you're gonna come here and be a fire person she said Tuesday he said so that's my experience with white privilege thank you I wonder what's true I know Reagan was governor when that He said, so that's my experience with white privilege. Thank you. I wonder what's true.

I know Reagan was governor when that happened. So it was a Republican. I don't know if the governor's even in charge of that. Maybe it's an LA thing. Maybe, yeah. I mean, that's an old story. Adam Carolla's not talking about recent shit. I'll be 60 years old.

Yeah, like that's not, that's just something that happens. Like you do get passed over in a lot of these positions if you're a white guy nowadays. Yeah. It's not new. One of the reasons I'm so against affirmative action, like his lived experience has had an impact on me. He was a fireman and the way it worked is pretty much

if you were a guy and you took the captain's test, it's a written test, if you were a white guy, you needed like a 98% on it to get the job. But if you were black, you needed like an 82%, 81%. Because they just, they hired like from a pool of this and a pool of that, and the white pool was much more competitive.

And his scores, he wasn't really scholastically gifted, but if he was black, he'd have easily been made captain. But as a white guy, he never did. And I'm like, that just doesn't seem right to pass over people straight up because it's racism. It is. And that's how our universities operate. That's how our lives are just hiring corporations. It's the kind of racism that they always cry about that hasn't existed since Jim Crow to any real impactful extent. But it's been there our entire lives, more or less.

It's crazy. I've been consistently against it since I was a kid. I know I'm the bluest on the panel here, but. Ooh, the old panel, wow. Not in this one. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fucking Ruby Red on affirmative action. Oh yeah.

I always have. Yeah, there's more. They wonder why young white guys are turning right more. They wonder why like young white guys are turning right wing faster than ever, especially young white guys. It's like they grew up in this. Like they're now entering the job market in this. I was thinking about that.

So throughout my entire lifetime, Republican Democrats have traded back and forth in power, but it seemed like Democrats were scoring all the cultural victories, right? Through our whole life. Until recently, until the last like 10 years, Republicans have been scoring cultural victories. And now I'm watching freaking the Billionaires Club,

I'll go on JRE, the biggest, if you look at the 10 biggest podcasts in the world, I bet like seven of them are Conservatives like I just can sit not just right-leaning but like you said like like I mean I love Joe Rogan I've loved him my whole life more or less. I've been watching him since news radio since I was a literal child Mm-hmm, but I like to man man. I wish I sometimes He had Mel Gibson on have you seen the Mel Gibson only crazy stuff where he cures cancer with that guy? I'm watching it. I'm excited.

I'm told that Gibson is full Christian. He thinks the Bible is like factual historical evidence now. And so I look forward to that. That's where I really get off on that with the with Christianity. It's like, hey, I kind of like what you guys have going on here. If we could get all the jerks out, pretty good program. I like the community thing too. And they're like, yeah, actually that's historical record

you're holding there. Ooh, ooh. You guys ever run into any of those in the film? Cause that sounds scary. You know, it's just like, I don't know. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Have you? There's a, there's a part of the rogue.

I don't listen to a ton of Rogan, but like I saw Mel Gibson was on. So I had to listen to my boy Mel, see what he was up to the whole thing. He's a, yeah, I think, I think I listened to the whole thing. Okay. And, uh, he talked a lot about Christianity and he's a Catholic and he was actually going in on like the Pope and the Vatican and the Catholic Church pretty hard to being like they've just lost their way. These guys, he wasn't talking about, well, it wasn't even just gays and priesthood kind

of stuff. It was like, he's like, these people are protecting evil at the very top and it's making it more difficult for people on the ground level who like believe all of this as a religion, but don't like this corruption they see from Cardinals and Pope. It's institutional evil. Like the Catholic church genuinely moved

those child predators, those fucking child predators around to new places. And on the surface you'd be like, oh my God, look at them hiding this guy from justice but i wonder if this guy wasn't just like hey like a little uh maybe a german boy this uh this is season like i think maybe he was asking to be sent somewhere like like he's he's the anthony bourdain of bussy all right he's traveling the whole world oh he's in mexico for a couple years then he's in th for a couple years, then he's in Thailand. Okay,

these are the heavy hitters of books. Some priest talks to his cardinal like, dude, all the nine-year-olds are a little scuffed in this church. Can I, can you get me to Boston where the hot kids are? At one point, Mel Gibson, he was like, and Joe, the pope came out, our current pope, which who I don't like, came out and said, came out, our current Pope, which who I don't like, came out and said, any religion is a path to God. What the fuck are you even doing? Like, what is that? You're the Pope. Like, how could you... that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. What did Jesus say? Like, doesn't Jesus say the only way... I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one gets to the Father except through me, except through me is like, like,

like the part that matters. It's, it's like, it's like the whole point is that exclusive to Jesus and Christ and his story. And the idea that, that gay priests can be gay priests doesn't make any sense to me either. And then promoting women or women. It's what's wrong with gay priests doesn't make any sense to me either. And then promoting women or women. Yeah, it's what's wrong with gay priests. I generally have no. It's Catholicism is like, no, being gay is a moral.

That's a sin. Hmm. You you can't have gay priests just like you can't have women priests because like it's explicit. And I think First Peter is that flexible on all sorts of stuff. Like they don't go wild about mismatched textiles anymore. Eating shellfish. Well, those are that's Old Testament law. The only people who follow that are Jews, religious Jews who don't believe that Jesus is God.

Right. Yeah. They don't believe in Christ. It still sounds like it's evolving though. I don't know. I'm like, it's evolving now. No, not since Jesus died. So like basically the basically, the big deal is the New Testament and moving forward. But like, what did Jesus say to do this and that? That's why I like the stuff like no, like if you're an Orthodox Jew, you're not allowed to have like a cheeseburger. You could have a regular burger, but not cheese on it because like you're not allowed to take the milk from the mother and mix it with the meat of the animal or something like that. That's not something that Catholics believe. Yeah, because like they don't see the Old Testament law as important at all because they're like, yeah, who cares if you can't have mixed fabrics?

Jesus means none of that matters anymore. I wonder what the real reason for the mixed fabric thing is because I'm sure the shellfish thing and the pork thing is like pork was full of parasites and so was so shellfish it was it wasn't just good religious advice it was just cook it hot or dumbasses well I think they were I don't think they were cooking it though Moses was eating medium rare pork and then just said no for everyone yeah I think so I think that like like people in general the average person's pork was probably a little undercooked or rancid or spoiled or something. Pork was not a good idea. It's a filthy animal, promotes filth. I don't know. I think it was probably a good hygienic idea to not do a lot of the things that are in there. But I wonder why the textiles? Why does that one matter? I have no idea. What could that possibly relate to?

I don't know. But to answer the like, yeah, the Catholics are very like, no, you can't have gay priests and you can't have women priests because those are like New Testament. I wish they'd have married priests. I wish they'd make the church. That's the Orthodox church.

And that's something that I like much, much more about. So in like the year 1036 or something, there was a great schism in the Catholic church, which resulted in the Catholics branching off and the Orthodox church branching off. And so now you have like Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, Latvian Orthodox, like the Seinfeld episode.

And one of the biggest differences between them is that Orthodox Christianity has no pedophile problem, wouldn't you know it? And I wonder why, oh, because all their priests are married and have children and are like family men and that kind of thing. Also, if your job is to counsel people on life advice, with life advice, then you shouldn't be like an unmarried. A celibate man.

50 year old, a celibate on it, right? You know, like, especially if you're a man, right? There's a real possibility. You don't know much about women. You've never lived with one. You don't have any daughters. All you have is your mom, which is a different relationship.

It's not insane. Yeah. And like, you're just not qualified to counsel people if you don't have any life advice, like a life experience. Certainly not on interpersonal man, man, wife, like, like shit. Like, like that's the last person I'd want to talk to genuinely is a priest. Like maybe, maybe an in cell, like, like would be worst.

But okay. Yeah. Yeah. Cause a priest, a priest is a good one. You have to work hard to find somebody worse. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like what are you doing? I want to talk about NFL before we get up. Oh, yes. Football. I was going to say the orthodox stuff. If you look up like what their cathedrals and churches look like, and they're like rituals and sacrament, it looks sweet. I like I like the, the

old timey dress, all the ornate stuff. It's very cool. In general, I like extravagant buildings. I wish we did that more. Cathedrals are so cool to look at. They took centuries to build. That's like the coolest shit ever. I didn't know that. Like whole communities, like generations would add to it. Government, I'm sorry, Kyle, I do want to get right to you.

But government buildings often look really dope. Like if a business builds a building, there's a good chance it's a rectangle with a lot of mirrored glass and it looks the same as all the other ones and it kind of sucks. If the government builds a building, that's where you get like arched tops and yeah, you get those Corinthian columns and they kind of borrow a bit slash steel from the Greek and Roman architecture style. Who cares, it looks sick. That's cool. I think the Christians, the Catholics win on the exteriors, but the Muslims win on the interiors.

You ever see the interior of one of those fancy mosques? It's like the walls are just covered with shimmering gemstones or some shit. They're incredibly huge. Have you seen the inside of like big Catholic cathedrals? Nothing compares to the mall. Yes, and the seating is garbage. Dude, they have like, they like hired guys

where it's like, who's the guy we can get to paint this? I don't know. Let's get eternally renowned Michelangelo. Like let's get him to paint this. Where he ends up, I like- Which one did he paint? Is that the- The Sistine Chapel.

Where is that? That is in, is that in France? Is it in Rome? I feel like I've been there and I'm not even sure. It's probably in Rome. Oh, Vatican City, yeah, I'm retarded. Oh yeah, yeah, I was there. Zach, show them some of the world's most beautiful mosques.

That's the page I'm on. Oh, you did, maybe you did. This is a mosque. This is a mosque, I was in- You can tell because there's no images of Muhammad or anything around. Is Jesus in Nevada? They acted like there was something,

like we were near his bones or something on my tour. Oh, not Christ's bones, but there's lots of saints' bones and remains in there. And there are holy relics there. I've talked about this before. I'm sure there are holy relics that we don't know about that are down there. Like they might have like fucking St. Michael's ankle or some shit. They do that for some reason. They've got people's skulls and there are people buried there. Ornate. Yeah and

they look good too. Like I you can go a little unattractive. I find some of the insides of churches to be unattractive, just too much yellow and green and red in a way that doesn't work. I feel like they've got their color schemes better. I wonder if they're trying to show you what heaven looks like. These are so beautiful.

Is this what they think heaven will look like? Cause it's so beautiful. I'm talking about these moths we're looking at. Oh, that and with the LDS. I think just from watching that TV show, there's like a fancy LDS room that only the higher ups get to go into. It reminded me of Scientology.

And I think the idea was that that's what they thought heaven would look like in the fancy room that they were hanging out with. It was more of like a Delta luxury lounge. Look at that. Anything. There's a new show on Netflix called American Primeval. It's five or six hours mini series. It's a Western and it's very hardcore. It's very well acted and it tells the story of I think it's Brigham Young.

Maybe it's it's whenever the LDS the Mormons had had become the governors of Utah and were trying to make it their own kingdom and they were massacring whites who were trying to settle the area. That's why they originally settled here in Missouri because they believed the Garden of Eden was like somewhere around here in the middle of Missouri, some like giant forested area. And they started doing that shit to a bunch of Christians here, where they would fuck with them and then they had a war.

And basically, sorry Mormons, you are outnumbered. And so all the Christians in Missouri kicked them out and they wandered all the way to Utah and set up camp. Oh, Missouri is where they killed the guy. So not Joseph Smith, but maybe Brigham Young, whoever like the guy after Joseph Smith was that was in charge of the Mormons, he had been locked up.

I think the president had ordered him locked up. He was trying to create his own new nation out there. And so maybe they locked him up for secessionism. And while he was in jail, a bunch of the town folk put on blackface, pretended like they were angry black men and went and killed them. They like shot him and he like jumped out a window to his death or something like that. In the jailhouse, they went and murdered him. So then after all that terrible jail,

he was able to escape through a window in the end. No, he was shot and then fell to his death out a window. He was shot out a window, is my understanding of. Yeah, like with an ACME gun. Yes, he was blasted out the window with a blunderbuss and it fell to his death. I think that shirt collar was all exploded. But the Netflix show is five great episodes and one shit episode at the end. So that's not even worth watching if it's the worst ending. And I just want to let everybody know who might want to watch American Primeval.

I love Westerns and I sat there and watched six hours this shit straight because I loved it so much. I one of the main characters is Theon Greyjoy and his Mormon. And right at the beginning, his his wife gets kidnapped by the Indians and he gets scalped, but only scalped a little like they scalp him and peel the scalped. But only scalped a little, like they scalp him and peel the scalp back, but then that Indian got shot.

So they just put the flap back down and they sew it. And he's got these gruesome. Did it look good? Horrible. He's got these gruesome Frankenstein, like top of his skull. Should've asked for a plastic guy. Oh my God.

And then they put a goofy hat on it, like that Townsend guy wears on like Eric But that you're good And I get on out of here you and so he's trying to get his wife back from the Indians for the whole six episodes dude and Then his wife she's off with the Indians She's got a chill there cuz these are like Hollywood Indians. They don't like rape or torture really they do they just kill and Novel savages, they don't they don't they don't rape her for some reason even though like

They totally would have like rape tortured her to death because that's what they did But anyway five episodes of a great Gritty Western with only maybe two or three instances where I rolled my eyes. There's a guy that gets shot through the leg and he just snaps the arrow off and goes about his business. Like, bro, you're dead.

Bro, you're dead. There's a- Slowly though, right? Yeah, well, you know, this week, you're getting, that's just getting infected. It's gonna, you're gonna lose that leg. It's just like shot. He just snaps the arrow off, pulls the other end out,

then beats up three guys to death Yeah, I don't know about that And then there's a scene where like like two of our minor characters like two children are hiding in a cabin And the wolves try to break into the cabin. They're chewing holes in the walls of yeah, that's what wolves do That's what wolves do into a cabin And by the way, they're shooting at the wolves and there's a fire in the cabin in the fireplace. And the wolves are like, I'm no longer afraid of fire buildings, man or guns. I'm coming for those kids. There are horses outside. They could have eaten. It was the most retarded thing I'd seen in a TV show. And it sounds dumb. Those are the only examples of dumbness until you get to the last episode and everybody dies poorly. It was like that like that movie The Mist where he kills his son,

he kills the pretty lady Andrea, he kills the old couple, and then he doesn't have a bullet for himself. And then, oh, the army got here. The day is saved. Didn't need to blow my brains out or, oh my God. And this is the war. It's, oh, it's almost that dark. Like everybody dies at the end. Everybody dies at the end and the characters who live, you're like, will they make it through the day? Nah. Probably not. Probably not.

Probably not. The woman and two children, one of them, no, they're dead. I won't be watching this, but I will be probably watching whenever the chiefs play. What makes you excited? I found a way to get interested. So I watched the Ravens play off. I played tremendously I was so impressed with them beating the shit out of the Broncos or excuse me the the Steelers that I want to see Some more of that but what I really want to see of course is that the Chiefs are my big story? Ra Ra Chiefs, I don't think they can beat the Eagles anymore after watching the Eagles just

The Eagles is too good for you. That's what I think they shit on the Packers so hard and bears the Packers so badly It was it looked like a they were running but the ball they were throwing the ball their quarterback was running the ball It seemed like they're terrible the bears the Packers I Mean they weren't they got dominated. It looked bad. And then I watched the Rams play the Vikings too.

The Vikings got shit on. My poor buddy, Mitty, I know he's a huge Viking fan. He's always saying skull or some shit like that, but they got dominated. Their quarterback looked embarrassing. They've got one of those white quarterbacks with a mustache that he looks scared the whole time. He looks scared the whole time He looks scared the whole time. You could see his life like I think he's up for a contract renewal He's a new guy. I think and You could see that he was seeing his life

Change every quarter of that game as he lost it. They I bet he's not their quarterback next year, but I'm I'm excited about these playoffs. I'm gonna try to watch every game I've watched a bunch of them so far the The lion I don't really care about commanders I don't care about and I think the Eagles and Lions can both win those have been my teams for 35 years now So I think they're gonna play each other and I don't think that's happened in my lifetime It's almost a good thing. It means no matter what you make it pass that round. So I think that's pretty likely your next game. The Eagles next game is against the Rams on Sunday. The Rams quarterback is my favorite quarterback, Matthew Stafford used to play for the

University of Georgia Bulldogs. And so I got a root for them in that game. I what I what I hope happens This is what this is what Kyle's hope bracket is that the Rams beat the Eagles and Then go and then go on to the the the Super Bowl and they play your Chiefs That's that's the one I want all those chiefs versus Eagles with the brothers playing each other. That's pretty fucking cool Oh, no, I'm the older one retired. Yeah older one retired Oh, the younger one is didn't to retire soon. Seemingly. And then the lions have never won, right? The lions and the bills have never gotten a super bowl. I think so. Them playing super bowl win. I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah.

So in the tech, it would be great. I don't think the Texans have won a super bowl. Let's see the chiefs play in the first or I guess second round cause they got a buy. It always catches me off guard. Our teams get buys in the NFL in the playoffs. Just one or two. There's fewer buys. And it used to be two teams got buys like from each side. So four teams got buys. Am I crazy? Oh, maybe. I think just the Lions and Chiefs got buys. Nobody else did. Yeah. I think that changed when I wasn't looking. Well, then if the Chiefs can't win, if the Eagles are out, I want someone who's never won before.

That's always fun. It's always fun. You know, throw a buffalo a bone, man. Give him some. Give him a championship. I don't care about that. I don't care about that. I want your boy to get his three feet.

And if not, I want Matthew Stafford to get one cause I love that his career is so much better than Tim Tebow's. So I need him to get himself a suitable. Still thinking about Tim, dude, 20 years later, rent free. You're like, Tim Tebow! He's striking out in minor league baseball and you're like this son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, genuinely.

Like what you gotta understand is I listened to, through certain periods of my life. I'll get really into one Like sports radio guy or ESPN or something and I'll get I'll be so ingrained in a sport and for like three years there I listened I was able to listen to sports radio all day and have it in the background Wow Wow with whatever I was doing. And I got so into it and I cared so much and they shit on us so hard. Dude, Tebow was so good at Florida.

He would just run circle. He was the Michael Vick to us. He was anyway, just ran circles around us and bear to solve a time. It was terrible. It's terrible. So yeah, I love it when Tebow fails and if Matthew Stafford can get a Super Bowl, that'd be sick. Well, there's a lot of potential wins for us then because none of us seem that invested in the event. It's like, you know, what this team, what would be? No, but I'm not investing too much, but I get quickly invested when I'm watching in a game.

Like I'll find myself like nervous in the fourth quarter. I'm like, why do I care? But I, so. Yeah. When I was watching the Blues Cup run, like there were times where I'm like why do I care but I so you know when I was watching the Blues Cup run like there were times I'm like I'm embarrassed by like how anxious I am right now watching this like my palms are sweaty and especially like like the final games versus the Bruins I would like tell myself beforehand it's like it's just a game it doesn't even matter

I'm gonna be real sad if they lose though. I get really upset. I get really, really upset for weeks. So I like, I'll, I still think back on some losses and I'm like, man, that can't fix that, you know, and I'll see like the next year we'll win. And I'll be like, did y'all forget? Because I didn't like 28 to three, you got the stain on you forever. Don't you understand?

You should change your organ. You should change your flag like like like after that. I'm going to make a three thing. Yeah, we're Redskins Falcon fan. That's what we should have done. We should have taken that. I'd add some respect for that. There's a tradition.

You want the Redskins to steal the Redskins name. Does I? The Redskins. You steal the Redskins name? It doesn't make any sense. The Redskins always suck. Yeah, you wouldn't want to steal their valor because they're always getting bad. I like the old school jackets they had with the screaming savage on them though. He's on there with the tomahawk and he's literally screaming. Like that was a cool logo. I like their logo.

It was pretty cool. Yeah. You've seen a cool logo. I like their logo. It was pretty cool. Yeah, you've seen the current logo Oh That's double you I like stocks. I know you hate it. It vibes like the Bears to me like, you know kind of real Yeah, but it bears the same but you know Mike Tyson used to walk out with that just a towel on his neck or something It's like I'm not here I'm all about business. Like-

He didn't have any socks on. Like, he couldn't help, he really would. He'd come out with like a tank top that had been ripped up until it was just a poncho thrown over the top of it. It was a towel with a hole cut in the middle. It was just draped front and back. And something about that to me was no nonsense. It was the version of Rocky that caught chickens,

not the one that you know, had the million dollar home. Like it. Yeah, I, I liked it. And that's how their Washington commander's logo vibes to me. Like it is simple and timeless. But they're not there. They're. They're a national football team. They need a cool mascot. Like at least have like a Washington looking guy with wood teeth and like a commander cap from like 1770. I think they would have spent more time on the merch

if they didn't share merch across the board. I think all the teams share the merch money. They should have a mascot. It can be a Native American screaming with a hatchet. That would be good. They changed the name. Yeah, that's the Washington commander right there. It's Halloween. He's dressed up. Well, I think it's about dinner time. Dinner. I could do that. All right. PKN 543. Go Eagles, go Lions. Go Lions.