Painkiller Already - PKN 546

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

And 546. What's up, boys? How's it going? Much. Going all right. You excited for the Super Bowl? The big game? I am. Sorry.

That's all I talk about. I am a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally forgot it was both of our teams. Kyle, you're going to have to promise to text me and Woody a play-by-play of the Super Bowl that our teams are watching. Y'all not going to watch it? You're really not going to watch it?

No, I'm joking. I'll watch. If one of my friends throws a party and like we were ordering wings. Yeah, I'm watching. I haven't watched a Super Bowl in a while. I haven't either. Or at least I haven't paid attention to one in a while. I'll watch it.

I like the commercials too, of course. And I think it's gonna be, I don't know where it'll be, but I'm sure it'll be somewhere. I agree. I don't know who has it this year. Or that I have. Probably some no name network like NBC. To be happy.

No, it's like to be has it like like, is it is it streaming on Fibo? Not exclusively. I don't think they have it exclusively, but I think it's streaming on to be for free. I think I heard that somewhere. It was advertised to me somewhere. So one way or another will watch. I still think that the Eagles are going to win. So I'm going to bet on the Eagles. And then if the Eagles win, then I'm happy because I made some money. And if the

Chiefs lose, then I don't care because I'm not going to bet that much money. It's the best way. I mean, there's, I would bet on the Eagles if I, if I even knew how to bet on sports. Not as much a buddy who thinks the Chiefs are going to win. They're all about $50 and then, you know, winner takes all. I'll text a friend, see if they will, because there's just no way they do it a third time. There's a reason that's never ever happened before. Like some things just don't get broken. It's because very few people get the opportunity to do it the third time. But we're here. You've done the hard part. Now you just got to beat the Eagles. I would imagine that's like the hardest part. The Eagles are hungry. Ah, the hard parts, winning all those games

and getting to the Super Bowl. But think about that. The three times in a row. You're on a team. I've had it six years. Like, if you're on the Chiefs, you absolutely have a lower sense of enticement and motivation. Imagine it's fourth quarter, you're beat up,

the game's draining on you. No way. There is a thought in your head, I would imagine, of like, we won the previous two. Whereas the Eagles are going to be ferocious. I can go both directions with this argument. I can see Taylor's side, which is, you know, like, look, they're like, oh, Super Bowl again. You know, it's cool, but low key, our seasons are so long, this kind of sucks. Like, I can imagine a team thinking that. I can also imagine a team being on the other side. Like I don't know how many of the Eagles players were in the last Super

Bowl. What was it? Five years ago. But I bet most of them have not been here before. I bet most of them are like a little nervous, a little jumpy. The pressure of all the attention is something different than the regular playoffs. Whereas Kansas City, it's just another day at the office. They've all been there before. That's a good argument. Is the Eagles quarterback the same guy from 20, what was it, 2020 or 18? 18, it definitely is not.

That season. Yeah, they had a backup quarterback win the Superbowl. Okay. Well, I know enough about football that sometimes, the pressure does get to the QBs. Like apparently, wasn't that happening to the Bills when they played the Chiefs? I was seeing a ton of Bills fans on social media being like, get it together, please. That the Bills just fell apart. There was a lot of really costly turnovers where the Bills would go from a situation where, oh man, they're about to score right now, and then they turn it over and the Chiefs would score.

And that flip of score, of potential scores is huge. It's not just, we gave up a touchdown, it's like we lost one and gave one up. It's a game, and they did it like twice maybe. They were like a couple of times where it's like, no! And you just see that red jersey running up the sideline all the way. So they had a 28 point swing in that game.

All right, well that'll do it for the Chiefs. It was rough. It was rough. But the Eagles, just looking at the scores and as someone who's not watching any Eagles games, the Chiefs are like, oh, they won by 10. Nice. That looks like 33 to 23, whatever, 28 to 20. And then you look at the Eagles score and it's like 61 to 7. It's just that absolute. That game we're talking about against the bills. I think was maybe the first or second time all year that the chiefs had scored 30 even like they've been

real low scoring all year. And I've watched them come from behind and win so many games by like a missed field goal or a made field goal. And it's like, wow, this is just that. That's why they've been so fun to watch this year. They haven't been blowing teams out those games where you just sit through the second half like, wow, this is just, that's why they've been so fun to watch this year. They haven't been blowing teams out, those games where you just sit through the second half,

like, all right, we won, let's watch them coast. It's been really close, but they keep winning. But I don't know about the Super Bowl. NC State had a team like that. So the NC State's team is the Wolf Pack, and they called them the Cardiac Pack, because they just kept coming from behind. They were like 13 and two and ranked in the top 10.

And I'm gonna make it up. But some of their 13 wins, like eight of them probably less than a touchdown. They could have been a very different, they could have had a very different record. I think that's true with Kansas City too. They could have had a very different record, but it went their way.

And now they're going to the Superbowl, one more. Most of my friends here are just like default KC fans because it's the Missouri team now. But there's like, I remember growing up like having friends who were obsessed with the Rams. Like now what other team was ever the Missouri team? The St. Louis Rams. Oh, that makes sense. Then they went to yeah. And so people were Rams fanatics and then they left. And now it's like, none of my friends are like, Oh dude, Mahomes is the fucking guy.

Like they're more just like, Hey, it's kind of nice. Our state team is winning. This is sweet. And so hopefully, uh, I don't know. I would, I am enjoying the fact that none of the other 30 teams are happy with who's playing again Like I wanted to me. It's like they're all like boo Eagles suck boo chief suck they cheat and it's like you guys can't make it Maybe you cheated a little you do want a Super Bowl occasionally maybe even three in a row. I'm looking forward to it

I hope they cheat a lot. Hope hope the refs are in on it. I hope it's blatant. I have the fans are booing. I like that shit. And I'm watching some of these clips. It's unreal. Like, I don't know a lot about football, but like my homes is like doing pirouettes out there and getting 15 yard calls for like a guy.

You think he's embellishing? A hundred percent. He would be getting penalties for this shit in the NFL. I wish I knew enough to say that that was ordinary or not. 74% of NFL fans think the game is rigged. I saw that too. Yeah. I don't like that.

I forgive me for a moments of Elden Ring. People who play Elden Ring love Elden Ring. They think it's the best fucking thing in the world. You go to the Elden Ring subreddit, this game's three years old, and they're showing like, look, I never noticed how cool this freaking architectural detail was.

Check out the Sunrise. This is my character. How do you like my drip? They love the game. That was never true coming from COD. That wasn't even true coming from Tarkov. They're always angry at the game. Cursing out Nik. That wasn't even true coming from Tarkov. They're always angry at the game. Cursing out Nikita is a core mechanic in Escape from Tarkov. But in Elden Ring, they just love it all the time.

Anyway, football, I don't love that everyone's like, this is fixed, this sucks. They all hate the thing that they're doing. And it's not the same fun culture. doing. And it's not the same fun culture. Yeah. Well, I mean, if I were any of those teams that the chiefs were clearly getting at the, at the very least, they were getting better, like preferential calling. Like I saw like side by side clips and a couple of that, like granted, a couple of these side by side clips were different games, which is in itself a bit misleading. Cause it's like, all right, they're different ref squads. And so they do call it differently. And if it's anything like the NHL, sometimes you have to call stricter.

If it's starting to get, you know, really chippy out there. And other times you let them play, but it would be like, Mahomes getting pushed from behind by someone on the bills and him like throwing his arms up dramatically as he like goes into like a summer salt and then showing the same thing happened to a Bills player, I guess a previous week against Detroit or whatever and getting clobbered the Bills quarterback and nothing. It was just, all right, everybody back to get set up. I wonder if in football, if the refs just swallow the whistle and let anything happen.

Cause I feel that way about hockey and hockey, especially if it's like third period playoffs. The refs really don't want to be the person who decided the game and the players know that. So they get extra chippy. They push the rules a little extra. They might hook a little here and there because they know the refs are a little more likely to let medium things slide. Um, I wonder if that happens in football. I know a ref, this is probably six, seven years ago now, but a ref named Tim Peel in the NHL got fired because he was picked up on, I think one of the players had a mic on because sometimes they'll mic up players in

the middle of the game so they can hear them in the scrum and everything. And they picked him up saying, like talking to another ref and he's like in between plays saying, hey, we got to get one on Nashville here. Like talking about like, we got to get a penalty call on Nashville here because we just called three penalties on Montreal. And meanwhile, it's like, no, those penalties against Montreal you called were a hundred percent justified. Montreal at the time is the worst team in the world. And so they're getting mad at losing 20 in a row and they're smacking people with sticks. Like they were all real penalties.

And his response was like, hey, we gotta at least have the perception of honesty here. It'll be on the lookout. We gotta tag a Nashville guy. I've always hated that reality. Like it happens in basketball too. Like, man, this is so unfair. The Lakers got 20 calls

and these other guys got 40 calls and it's like well I didn't notice you say they were bad calls just that one team failed more Yeah, they uh, they absolutely changed the outcome of the game in the nfl. It's part of the game It's incredibly regular that the last call will change who wins the game. Like, like really like, like they'll be like, Oh no, you're off sides. Well, five yards closer for their field goal. And you're like, Oh, well then they win. It'll be stuff like that. Lots of the time. Oh, well you just lose the ball. You don't get it. You know, it's, it, it can be frustrating if you're a fan,

but I just like watching them play. They're so big and fast. It's impressive. That's the part I like. Their pants are so tight. Dude, those people are so big and fast. It's unhuman. They're supermen out there. I like that part.

That'd be funny if you couldn't identify players by numbers, but if you showed their ass, you could. Oh, that's Deon C. Williams. I couldn't identify players by numbers, but like if you showed their ass, you could. Oh, that's De'Anse Williams. Yeah. He's caked up. I I'm impressed with the athleticism of the game and also the technology and those gloves they wear now, because if they touch the ball, it just sticks to them. It's so easy to make those.

I feel like if you just lay your hand at it, almost just sticks to your glove. So they're catching those crazy behind the back, like leaping, reaching catches. So I don't know, it's a fun game to watch. I'd still miss. I hate the cyborg linemen. Like the like giant, like I remember just, it used to be like cloth braces on their knees

or like those compression braces to keep them safe when they're smashing into people. Now some of them have like full-on scaffolding like rebar attached to there and I always every time I see that I'm like damn that's so cool like that guy's like time to go play football let me put my my metal exoskeleton on. Yeah that's I don't know why you wouldn't use that. At the very least, it seems like, like think about it, like if we're squaring up and I'm alignment and you're alignment, Kyle,

and we're about to ram into each other, I played line a little bit in middle school, so I'm an expert. And it was really easy to jam the shit out of your fingers and like hurt yourself accidentally, like twist and things. If I can add even a small percentage chance that when you're doing that to me, you accidentally like scrape or hit or hurt on that metal that I'm wearing. That's a huge benefit to me. You're just a soft human I get to hit. And I have like stuff

that you actively have to avoid to probably not get cut or harmed. I would wear that all day. Yeah, I don't know what what the mobility drawback is. I know what you're talking about though. It looks like the back of Robo cops leg. It's like a back there or something. Yeah. But I imagine if you're on defense and you know, best case scenario you get past this guy and you you're chasing the quarterback down and trying to lump and Jeep jump and leap as a lump and Jeep, jump and leap. I don't know. It seems like that might get in the way.

I don't want a bunch of shit attached to me. Most of the guys that are speedy cut the pads out of their fucking pants. That's the crazy part to me. They'll, is the way that, the way they'll alter their uniforms in the NFL, everybody's got a different thing going on. You'll see the back of their knees will be cut out

or they'll just cut the pads completely out of the thighs, which is insane. Because somebody's to knock the shit out of you and there's going to be nothing but between you and them, but Lycra. You know, you're going to get nailed. Yeah, I did see one. This is years ago, but there it was like a reasonably successful NHL player where like he was halfway superstitious and halfway trying to get one over on the league, I think by wearing the same chest pads that he'd been wearing since he was like 14. And they were like, they must've weighed an aggregate, an aggregate two pounds.

Like you saw them and they were just collapsing under their own weight. And he just wouldn't switch them out because he got so used to shooting unencumbered that he didn't know. I know none of us watch the Grammys, but I'm sure we all saw Kanye's wife's pussy. Yes. You know, science demands investigation. Science demands investigation. You know what? I've never said this. I love the Grammys. I had no idea they were having so much fun over there. I need to watch an award show. They're not. They're not. They weren't invited. He just showed up to the red carpet. Yeah.

Then he had to leave because they didn't have tickets or seats. They kicked her out. What a bunch of no fun. Well, it was a safety hazard. We have her sit on one of those chairs. It's going to be her chair

forever because I don't think they wanted after. I mean, put a she is bill. Like like sex doll. I mean, put a she is built like like sex doll. I like it. Okay. Everyone has their own version of perfect. That is one of them. I could see how a lot of a guy, I think she's too top heavy, but I can see how most guys would be like, this is human perfection in the female form. Yeah. I mean, she looks like a video game character or an anime character. Her tits somehow are incredibly huge, heavy and perky and symmetrical.

She's like a perfect, perfect human being. Like, like, like she's hands of a god or something. I mean, we can all agree she doesn't have enough body hair, but outside of that, it's good. The small price. It's all been lasered off. It's there. It's there.

She's Italian, what am I thinking? Oh yeah, she's Italian. She misses two weeks of laser treatment. You're gonna see those arms. You're gonna see. A little mustache gonna start coming in like a 14 year old boy. I like, I must've scrolled past it on Twitter

like four different times. So I was just like, damn, that is classless. Like scroll down, then just scroll back up and be like, yep, classless. Well, it's nothing new. I'm in favor of big heavy hangers. It's nothing new. Those aren't hangers.

They're incredibly perky. There's a couple of subreddits that follow her. You're gonna have to. The Sensori Hub, of course Bianca sensory hub Bianca sensory NSFW Depends what you're looking for. I recommend the hub. They're more well rounded and Yeah, well, um, this might be this is pretty top tier, but you don't really see her vagina very well There's a lot of deep camel toe But you don't really see her vagina very well. There's a lot of deep camel toe

Pics from from and there's a there's a lot of just complete top nudity without anything on her tits Because she's got something like super sheer On at the Grammys there. She pulls it down occasionally to protect her modesty, which is funny But yeah, big fan of Bianca sensory and and her husband Kanye's public humiliation kink or whatever this is. And people always say, look how she dressed before Kanye. And it's like, yeah, but it wasn't quite this, was it? She didn't look afraid. So Bianca's there like naked and Kanye is dressed like a Waffle House line chef. Yeah, like all black black tennis shoes Sunglasses

Yeah, I don't think he deserves her She's too pretty I Mean she's cut. She's like a super Kim Kardashian. If you ask me She's like a better version of Kim Kardashian in every way. Yeah, It's crazy that aside from the money, she's an upgrade from Kim Kardashian. Yeah. Like that. There aren't many upgrades. Well, I mean, Kim Kardashian is not 25 anymore, but there aren't

many upgrades from her and there's one. Yeah. How old is Bianca Sensori? Don't know. I don't know. She might be over 30. No idea. But, uh, but yeah, that was wild that sort of took the internet by storm

And of course there's a bunch of losers on reddit being like we need to call the the LAPD about this What's in what? Oh my god, the narcs on reddit are like we've got to get law enforcement involved there Fucking loser they should call the police and be like, did you see you call the LAPD. And when that butch lesbian answers the phone over there, she's going to be all about that Bianca Sensori pussy. All right. She's not going to arrest her. That's not, that's not common. No, we need to arrest whoever's trying to get this stopped.

We're just trying to stop this. We need to identify as threats. We need to identify as threats. we need to arrest whoever's trying to get this stopped Trying to stop this we need to identify as threats to our I don't know our culture something They can go to gitmo until they and they then they have to do like eyes wide shut Like with Bianca sensor is big tits until they can see reality for that Clockwork orange you're thinking of. Clockwork Orange, yeah. So did you hear that the president of El Salvador,

which is of course where they have that crazy prison system where they locked up that, they locked everybody up, like everybody. He told the United States government that he'll take any criminal migrants that we've got, even any criminal Americans that we've got, and he'll store them for us for a fee. And he said it'd be a reasonable fee. What's the fee? Are we getting got here?

I bet they just have a cheaper prison system. I don't hate it. We've seen it. And to me, it's like it's that thing Woody's been saying about if I'm a migrant and I hear that's the scenario, I'm not going. Can you imagine like what happened to Pablo? They caught him. What they do is send him back to Juarez. No. Mexico City? No. They sent him to an El Salvadorian prison where everyone has their head shaved. Are there gang members in this prison? All of them, yes. All of them. An El Salvador's worth of gang members. Well, they're like, it looks like you captured like a Hollywood version of a gang in the El Salvador gangs. They've all got like, they're all tatted up like the scariest guy from a

Mexican mob movie. Yeah. None of them are nice tattoos. They're all scary. They're all the mean gang murderer tattoo, but they're hardcore down there. They got every guy's got his head shaved. They got him sitting on the floor. Fucking Indian style, like packed together like sardines and these big squares.

And they're just standing over them with like, yeah, I wish somebody would fucking fart like no farting in the chow hall. Like they look so hardcore. So if I'm a migrant, there's no way in hell I would want to risk being sent there. That would be awful. Well, hey, if we're sleeping in prison. I just don't hate the idea that like the worst, right?

I'm not talking about every freaking pot conviction. Pot smugglers, they got to go straight to El Salvador. Repeat violent offenders, like bad guys. Political enemies, perhaps. Murderers. No, let's keep it to violent people. When you put some sort of a committee together, start investigating people from Perus and the capital

Maybe you send that person down to El Salvador who knows any sort of political prisoner could be disappeared to South America soon Hmm, that's probably not new I Guess follow the tariff stuff. Oh What a little bit? Yeah, I don't if he's if he's calling this victory, then that's embarrassing. I hope there's more to come. It didn't cost us anything either, I think. I don't know, maybe it did. The cost is soft and it's huge, right?

Now Canada hates us. Now Mexico's mad at us. Like, it's a soft cost, but does that matter? I don't know. I always hated giving aid in exchange for goodwill because that's just giving away, right? Like I'm not opposed to it entirely in every situation. Sometimes it's okay to do good things,

but you can take it too far and hurt yourself. But somehow that seems related to this Canada thing where like we lose goodwill. Does goodwill matter? I don't know. And we gain nothing. Like we should be bargaining for their them to pay their 2% to NATO or the 5% goal that's now being asked for because they waffle on that number constantly and they kick it down the road 6, 8, 10 years.

Oh, by 2031 will be at 131, we'll be at 1.98%. They're at 1.34%, and it's not even close. And it used to be that falling below 2% was a pretty common thing in NATO. But since the thing in Ukraine, there's only like four or five countries that didn't make their 2% goal last year. And they're not first world countries

like Canada who can afford it. They're those countries Trump likes to make fun of. There's a little people who you're like, ah dude, what was 2% of your GDP anyway? Keep it, reinvest in you. What Kyle's talking about is the military spending as a percentage of the economy. So no one expects other militaries

to spend as much as America, they're smaller. But as a percentage of their economy, they should be at 2% or sometimes five, like that's a range. If someone has like close to 1% of their nation's economy towards defense, then really what they're doing is they're not paying their share and expecting America to defend them if it comes to that.

And- Not only that. I'm sorry, Brad? Not only is Canada spending only 1.34%, that was the last number I got, but they're not spending it appropriately because the guideline goes beyond 2% of your GDP. It directs where that funding should be directed because you could spend 2% of your GDP on gender studies in the military, you know, but they want you to spend a certain percentage of it on equipment Because it'll be their next year in the year after you to service the bitch or an artillery piece or what-have-you

But they fall below those numbers far and away as well So the investments that they do make their 1.34 that they have been putting forward hasn't been going to the right places It hasn't been going to work toward equipment. It's a real problem. And I understand Canada's Disincentive I think that's a word to to not I understand Canada's disincentive, I think that's a word, to not spend it on military. Because if you're like Russia, you know attacking Canada is attacking America. So if you're Canada, it's like, dude, let's put our money

towards universal healthcare, right? Like, why wouldn't we? We can let America have the military. And America is like, you're kind of taking advantage of us. So I see it, but in this tariff thing, Trump threatened 25% tariffs against Mexico and Canada. And both of them agreed to put troops on the border, but these were great. Like in Mexico's case, they were already there.

They didn't get anything new in them. They had 15,000 troops on the border already and they agreed to keep 10 there. So that's not a concern in Canada's case. They agreed to put 10 there, but that was announced under the Biden administration, like before Trump took over, he pasted the fucking tweet from November. Then he was like, great news. Everybody after a phone call with Trump, I'm going to give you copy that

tweet from November and paste it right here. That's what happened. I'm going to give you the stuff that you already getting. And, uh, yeah, they did get a fentanyl czar, but did you see the numbers on fentanyl Kyle? Their numbers, I didn't see the numbers. I don't need to see the numbers. I know that the Canadian fentanyl numbers pale in comparison to the Mexican fentanyl numbers

and it's a non-issue. I know that. So we get about 21,000 pounds of fentanyl from the Mexican border. This is all unwanted, right? Like traffic across. We get 43, 43, 21,000 through Mexico, 43 through Canada. And we're leveraging 25% tariffs on Canada to lower

that from 43 to something else. That's a hustle. Another thing, 800 pounds of fentanyl go from America to Canada in the other direction, right? We're in calculably more than, than, you know, because it's the big supply. China and then the midway point is Mexico. And so it's, Oh, that's why it would go through. Yeah. Yeah. That's the right. Yeah. Flows all the claims about like his, or yeah, I've been seeing the tariff claims and I'm no expert, but it's like, all right, it seems like you're claiming a lot of victories here that aren't necessarily directly related to what you're doing. But like either way, it's like, this is way too

early to declare a victory. It's like the whole point of this is to shut down fentanyl coming over into our border. And so like eight months from now, if we do see a dramatic reduction because maybe Mexico is taking it more seriously on their side of the border or what have you, because they have this held over their head, it's like, okay, then that was a good thing. We did reduce fentanyl. But if six months from now, it's just a steady march of the same amount of fentanyl, it's like, no, then it will have been a total failure. I'll get fentanyl in any way. Point is lost on me. And that's where I'm stuck.

What did Trump really want from Canada? Because he didn't get anything and he lowered it. And the problem he complained about was imaginary. Did he want to, it's a thing Trump does a lot, he makes a fake problem and then declares it solved. Was that the plan all along? I think he wanted to renegotiate some, look, he didn't call the tariffs off

as much as he's kicked them down the road another month, right? So my, what I hope is going on inside of Trump's head and Trump's team's head is that we scare them tariffs and then we bring them to the table and once they're at the table, we can bring up all sorts of things we can bring up. We can bring up aluminum imports. We can bring it up. Shale oil. We can bring up timber. We can bring up any number of way of deals and open and open those back up and

renegotiate those. That's what I hope and have had and have been hoping is the case. But just like making everybody boo us at hockey games and getting nothing in return is a terrible deal. Insult injury just happens dance timing. This is the same week that Trump like you know how the Panthers begins they all go to the White House. Canada already was really not stoked that their first chance to win a cup since 1993 was won by a team out of Miami instead. I saw Trump in there giving them their thing and I saw some Canadians commenting like, fuck you, there shouldn't be a team in Florida anyway.

But yeah, we'll see what happens with the tariffs. Maybe I agree with your point, Kyle, about like getting them to the table. But like, and I also, I saw something and maybe I could have been hoodwinked, but apparently like 43 pounds of fentanyl is like enough to kill like a hundred thousand people or 50. A tremendous number. But they stopped it, right? Yeah. Well, that's what we know that got stopped. But either way, I don't think it's under dispute anywhere that this is principally a Mexican problem. Like the Chinese problem in Mexico and being from the Midwest, like I I see I know people both directly and

Tangentially who've had like the opioid shit Destroy their lives and so just through Getting that if this isn't about something you're coming across right or it would well It's more multifaceted than that But as just a concrete thing if we can have less of this poison getting into the Midwest in particular, it's a great thing. So I hope for that. No, it'll be a different poison is all it'll be. Somebody's just mad because the Chinese are profiting from America's opioid addiction and not whoever traffics opium out of the Middle East is all this is. This is because I promise you once all the fentanyl is gone,

all of the druggies won't say, ah, shucks, better clean up life. They're already doing the most dangerous drug known to man for their high, they're going to go to a different opioid, like a more expensive one. Well, a lot of them aren't intentionally doing that. That's true. But but but I think that I don't know how common that is, because that is the like horror story that you're told from the far right anti drug people that any pill you take can be poison. And it's like, I don't know, his job is selling drugs. He probably doesn't wanna sell poison to his customers. In my high school, they told us

that people were putting cocaine in the joints, you know, to give them a little extra kick. Really? Which people? Right. And the adult version of me is like, I don't think that's true at all. I think that was just made up. The bulk of people dying from fentanyl

are because they've either started on intravenous or smoking opium or they're people, like what happens very commonly are people get addicted to the pills and then you get taken off the pills and then you have to go to the street version of the drug and then you are given something that's cut with fentanyl and because you're dosing at home,

because you're a drug addict or you're dosing and homeless, you get a hot shot and then you're dead. You know who I wanna interview? We should ask Meth Head Matt for his opinion on this stuff. Was that his name? Who was our guest? Yeah, Meth Head Matt. Yeah, I'd love to hear him explain like how this happens

and because I'm kind of removed from the whole world of that kind of like the hard drug use. And I don't even know anyone. So. You wanna know some street names for fentanyl? Yeah. Apache, China Girl, Chinatown, Dance Fever, Friend, Goodfellas, Great Bear, He-Man, dance fever, friend, good fellows, great bear,

he-man, jackpot, king ivory, murder eight, tango and cash. How many of those did you know, Taylor? None. Me too, I was at zero. I didn't know any of them. And people who actually do fentanyl out there is like, I'm glad to say, I don't call it tango and cash. I haven't said it in Apache since 2023.

Old hair smoking Apache. It's just such an easy drug to become a little scared of. Like even like not if you're one of us, because none of us do street drugs, we're not gonna do that. But like when they do the little breakdown and it's like, see this empty vial, look closer. It's not empty.

This could kill you and your whole family. And it's like, oh, who invented this? It's like, this is how much of it it takes to die from, and I don't know, maybe it's cocaine or something. And it's this giant amount. This is how much heroin it takes to kill you. And it's like a peanut M&M or something. This is how much fentanyl it takes to kill you. And it's like a peanut M&M or something. This is how much fentanyl it takes to kill you.

And it's a few crystals of sugar. Like it's- If that, it's nothing. I could, it's seemingly press my finger on fentanyl and lick it and die. Yeah. I've seen cops, all right, so I don't know if it's bullshit. I watch so much cop stuff,

but I've seen cops open the bag and expose to it and start freaking out and going down from like inhaling the fumes and they got to hit them with the Narcan. You know they've got the Narcan inhaler that arrests the opioid reaction. Narcan is kind of a sale. So Narcan is prescription only. But North Carolina and other states say the same thing. Wanted to be widely available They're like there's no good reason that you should have to go to your doctor and get Narcan Narcan should be in everybody's like med kit according to some right so North Carolina issued a blanket prescription to everybody Hey, and now you can just go get Narcan if you want and keep it in that smart. That's pragmatic That's the kind of shit. I like hearing about that's like it's so obvious that no one is gonna misuse Narcan

But there's such a great case for someone being like wait a sec I've got a Narcan in my truck wait right here like that's going to happen in a life will be it happens Yeah, it's just common-sense harm reduction. I've seen it used many times, cop videos. It's a meeting. It's like Star Trek medicine. You know, in Star Trek where they're like, all right, you're healed now. Yeah, I was dead. That was a bright light.

Yeah, but it's Star Trek medicine. That's how Narcan is. Oh, hell is real. Oh, the podcast where I learned the story I just told. It's not hot. It's cold. So cold. About the blanket, they wake up angry. When you Narcan someone who comes out of fentanyl,

they are in a terrible mood and they're pissed off at you. They're okay, but it's like, it's just something you're gonna have to expect. They're gonna wake up like, I'm looking for like intolerantly abusive, you know, like it's problematic, but it's worse. It's a better problem. I was in an aesthetic that time.

And I saw that black man in the bird cage that spoke to me. What was the anesthetic for? What'd you do? Oh, the eye? No, I fell out of a shopping cart when I was like four and like fucked up my head on the things they hang items on at Kmart, which is definitely where we were like bored. It's way across my scalp and split my scalp open.. Then the edge of the shopping cart went between my gums and my lip and like separated them like way

up here. So I'm like spitting huge amounts of blood, my head's all split open. So they had to immediately take me to a operating room and get me worked on stapled up. But under that anesthetic, as a four year old, I can still distinctly remember being in complete darkness, standing on a floor, and there's a light coming down from the ceiling, like a spotlight, and it's shining on a bird cage, like from Looney Tunes, like one of those that's, you know, the Tweety Bird, but it's big enough for a man, and there's a black man in it with a gray beard, and it's floating in the air above me, and he's comforting me, telling me I'm okay. Do you ever think about him still in times of stress?

No, never. Never think about a black man god in any situation at all. But I definitely had that experience because I remember it vividly. It's funny that you got lucky when You had a tweeny bird cage. I mean, I also, when I took all the skin off here one time and like all the skin off here, it just healed. It just sounds like, listen, I fell and had a couple sort of noteworthy head injuries, all of them, no cosmetic end point or impact, you know, behind my, behind my front lip, not great under my hairline not great yeah no that's true uh i don't know for sure but i think i could stick my tongue

like further up there than normal people like oh you know i mean like i think yeah every you have a food pocket up there you have to be careful that I mean, I usually keep a Hershey's Kiss or something in there in case I get hypoglycemic, you know, during the day. Better say yeah. I keep it wrapped. Or speaking of like injuries and healing, like in my, I like this elbow thing is healing faster than I ever could have imagined. I'm blown away at my healing factor for this. And I've almost convinced myself, obviously it's probably just because I'm

only 33 and I don't have any major health issues. But like I, for a couple months now, I saw online, someone was like, you know, collagen, like beef collagen is like in a powder and it mixes into anything and it's good for you. I put it in my morning coffee and I was like, looked it up online and I'm like, what? It's good for you and three tablespoons is like 29 grams of protein for like 60 calories and it tastes like nothing. I'm going to put this in my coffee every morning. And so like I've been drinking this, this collagen in my coffee every morning and like the side effects, it's supposed to be very good for your skin and hair and nails and

everything. And so like, I've halfway convinced myself that it's like, yeah, the collagen powder is working to heal you. But, you know, it could be a little placebo effect. Either way, great macros. Yeah, I got it. I put a scoop of that in my protein, in my protein shake. Yeah. Yeah. Forever. So you've heard that too, that like it's, yeah, it is. I don't know that I heard it, but so my whole thing was

always like, I would look for that 1% of 1% benefit as long as it didn't cost time or too much effort. And so like a scoop of that college and somewhere in my research made sense. I heard some bro science guy or some biologist or some workout guy be like, Oh yes, this is the way to go. This opens your protein access keys or whatever. And it went into the regimen and the shake. Yeah. Is this the one you use Kyle? Anthony's in peptide powder? No, I use some that's like I think Amazon brand, it's like a

white tub. Everything a lot of the creatine I get is also that Amazon brand just white tub. It's so cheap. Like $12 calories. Like a gram of protein is four calories. And I could have sworn Taylor's math didn't. I was getting it wrong. It's like seven, I put like two to three to four tablespoons in and so it's like 20. 45 calories, 11 grams of protein per spoon.

Is what it is. Oh, okay. The sides are just protein. It's almost pure protein. If it's, there's one extra calorie. It really does like, oh, fuck. I think you're recovering. Your audio is good now. Previously, you were frozen with robot voice. Oh, okay. So, this stuff can't recommend enough, tastes like nothing. I mix it into cold coffee, like a cold brew every morning. I didn't

realize that collagen is apparently like almost the exact same thing as, is it called, oh, gelatin. Like, you know how you get gelatin from animal fats is supposed to be very good for you too. And I was just curious, like, how does this compare to the collagen I get? And so like a month ago, I bought this gelatin tub. And being a retard, I didn't think like this is gelatin. And I like started to make coffee with it. And I added it the way I would the collagen. And like I stirred it up. And then I came in here and I like opened my my email and you know, then I go to like take a drink of my coffee and it's like a somewhat solid sludge of coffee that just like slides down and is like hitting me in the face. This is disgusting. Haven't touched it since. I'm like no, collagen is good enough. Bone broth is another, I recommend

bone broth as well. That's another one of those Derek recommendations. Get your, get your bone broth. I think there's a lot of collagen in there as well Yeah, yeah, they say it's good for you. So they say me as well. I don't want to talk about it on pka2 but I Have a friend with a very particular set of skills and he got me a full refund from triangle hemp wellness He's on that phone call he made, my chat was like, what happened, what happened? I checked my email, full refund. All we needed was Harley to make a call on my phone. You just need, it's the same as like legal issues, you need a Jew in your corner. They're good. You just, you have to have a pocket shoe that you can tap into and

and you know, get customer service. Yeah. He's fighting a LA beast. LA beast. We should get him on at some point. Yeah, I agree. I think we've had him on before. I enjoy his content. He's still eating nonsense.

Oh my goodness. That guy's, he looks big. Is he big? I can't tell. I don't have anything to go by. He just, he looks like a lot to push around. He looks like a strong guy and a big. That's 6'1 on the internet.

I mean, that's a big guy, but like Harley's a, Harley's a, Harley's a. Harley's big too. Well, I mean like look at LA Beast's frame. I don't care. Like Harley's big. Yeah, Harley's a huge guy, but I mean, I don't know.

LAP, is this him recently? Let me see. I would imagine a man in his position probably alters his body composition rapidly over the years. I bet it changed dramatically is what I mean to say. He's preparing for the fight by doing videos where he eats the Black Death Mega Sour Challenge. I would eat epic meals. That's what I would be doing. I like where you're going with that. That'd be fun tying.

Now I like Harley on this one. Harley's so much bigger and longer and stronger. And you know, he's done it before. I told him to get on the roids and gave him all the hookup. I don't know if he ever did Harley, but he definitely should. Yeah. I, my money is on Harley and not just because I like him. A lot of that is that, but also because he's like six, six, he's just gigantic.

There's no way that LA beast can reach him. If, and like, if Harley does another intense camp where he goes to fucking Rhode Island and trains with Sam Hyde or trains with Scott or one of those guys, like he'll be ready. He got pretty fucking fit for his last one. He did. Yeah. My money's on Harley because I like him. Yeah. That's it. That's like, dude, Harley be going against Israel out of Sonia. I'd be like, Harley, you got this. Oh, you got it.

Israel got starched. Israel got starched. I'm not the best last-line player. Did you see the whole fight? I know you're probably happy he lost. Okay, so I only saw the very end. And to me, Izzy looked like he was doing okay until he got caught.

How do you see it? Yeah. You know, he looked good to me. He always looks like a mortal combat fighter. His striking is so clean and stuff, but it almost seemed like that guy had seen the Strickland fight and wanted to jam him up and pressure him. And when he caught him, he caught him. I knew Izzy wasn't getting up. He hit him so hard and stunned him

and then finished him against the fence. And Izzy was mad, Izzy was upset. And it was good to see, because I don't like that guy. I also loved the timing of that fight card. It was in maybe Saudi Arabia, I'm not sure, but the Middle East. And it began at 9 a.m., I think. So I'm drinking my coffee, watching the early prelims,

and like, this is great. The whole thing was finished by 2.30 in the afternoon, I think, so it was great. But yeah, Izzy got starched by an up and comer, so fuck him, good stuff. Is he's older than people thought he was? Like, so Izzy vibes super young, he's into anime, and he says he's from the internet and all this stuff.

He acts like he's 23 years old. He was like 31 or something when he was saying all this. How old is he now? 35? 36, 37? Oh, okay. You know, age is interesting. I don't know anything about your NBA,

but I do know that that guy that got traded from Dallas, Luca is 25, and the guy, and Anthony Davis is 36. I don't think he's 36. I'm sorry it's six years older 31 that's what it is. Okay and it's and it's like that alone to me it's like it's I don't know is the 25 year old gonna fall apart? What I noticed on reddit was that everybody from every sport was like, what are you doing? Texas, Dallas, like they're like baseball fans, like, whoa, the Braves can't trade, but you guys, wow, there's hockey teams making. It's a conspiracy.

Every other GM is like, I had given you more, you know, I've given you more. So in that regard, they did poorly. Did I say on this show already how, yeah, I said it already. the in that regard, they did poorly. Did I say on this show already how yeah, yeah, I said it already. People think you might be the next Dallas thinks he could be Zion or

Joel Embiid, a guy who's injured all the time and and you're you're just got your freaking cars hooked up to the wrong locomotive tissue injuries because he doesn't work out in the off season. Doesn't have his fat. He doesn't work out in the off season. He comes back fat all the time. He gets fat mid

season when he got hurt this year. He hurt his calf. If I call recall Dallas didn't think. Oh, bummer. You know, it's okay, bro. They thought this wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a fat piece of shit. You're a fat piece of shit and your legs can't hold your 270 pound body. And Joellen beads not fat, but he is fragile. and I'm like, yeah, this is just going to keep happening. He's not going to get better. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe he will find

this. Look, he's going to LA. Look, look, just a little again. Don't know **** about your awful sport, but he's going to LA where I think of LA is the lose weight. I bet there's going to be less barbecue around than there was in Texas. In Dallas, yeah. And I bet there's gonna be a healthier lifestyle. And also, man, you would think that LeBron is at the forefront of sports science and diet and medicine.

And maybe he's gonna be an influence somehow. Or maybe the Lakers are gonna be like, hey, here's your new diet program. LeBron's workout discipline is like legendary. And he has to do a lot of, he has a lot of his workouts are focused on injury prevention, which has worked. And just shit like every game stretching on a yoga ball

and doing that things that he feels like is part of his injury prevention. Maybe he'll be a good influence on Luca. We'll see. Yeah. So, Donjic, is this the guy who is one like best player in the league or was that the other Slavic guy? The other guy you're thinking of.

Okay. But Luka is like, in MVP voting, I'll say he's perennial top five. Okay. I only know because like I'm so distanced from the NBA that if I know of a player by seeing their face, it means they're probably pretty fucking good. And I recognize both this guy and Anthony Davis just seeing their face. It's like, Oh, unibrow guy, this guy's supposed to be really good. And so like, this is weird, though, like six years difference. Can we see Anthony Davis? And there was some

picks involved too. Zach, there were some picks involved too, I think for over the next couple of years, but they said LA had another first round pick that they didn't give up. They got the key pick. They got the key and it's like, wow, how did you? It just, again, outside looking, I don't know anything about the sport or its trade values, but it looked bad.

What's the conspiracy? Why do people think the Mavericks got rid of them? They haven't heard the whole thing. It came from my chat and it has something to do with getting spedding or casinos into Dallas. So that's that. I was really hoping to see his unibrow, although this is a new layout.

We must have new skills, you know, in podcast production. But his unibrow is legendary in college He didn't like tweeze it or anything and it's just like it looks the enderthal Oh, I get that shit. That's well, I like it's still pretty legendary right now Doesn't care. I bet his dick is just a thicket like this just just a mess down there. You gotta Just I'm surprised he doesn't have those fuzzy cheeks. You know, when someone never trims, they're like the top of their cheeks and it's disgusting with sparse curly long hairs.

I get those if I don't take care of it. Everybody does. For some reason I thought it was a lot more back then, but he's rocking it now. There was a period in his career where he kind of trimmed the middle, but I guess it looks like his head. It looks like the head on his scalp isn't like heading toward the unibrow in that last photo. Like they wanted to meet up. I wonder if he's like, I don't know if't like heading toward the unibrow in that last photo.

Like they wanted to meet up. I wonder if he's real high T. Is that possible? He just has more than people, a black NBA player. I don't know. We would have to tell you. It could be anything. Right. You did put out a nice, interesting hairline there, Kyle. That guy's hairline was like two centimeters between eyebrow and his hair. Really? Yeah, the Anthony Davis college picture. That's bizarre.

Looks like he's taking care of it now, or maybe he's just getting older. He's 31 now, so it's gonna recede a little bit. Damn. Well, that sucks. Poor Mavericks fans. I would be fucking pissed if I lost a 25 year old superstar for a 31 year old superstar. Oh, and let me give you a car.

Because it's like, you may know some of this, what do you, but the, what Connor has been up to over the last like week or two, but it's just like, he's clearly on a lot of drugs and he gets wild on Twitter and, and in real life, he spit in a fan's face the other day who yelled Let's go Khabib or something like that at Connor and Connor spat in his face. It was like, oh I spit your face What are you gonna do now?

And walked away I saw this but I thought what he said was actually a little sicker He said I spit in my feet in your face and you didn't do anything about it and I was like, oh **** and the guy's like, yeah. You're surrounded by bodyguards. Well, I, dude, if it's me and Connor, one v one, like Connor's odds. Me too. Yeah. He's tough. This guy could have taken Connor for sure. And then Connor's on Twitter tweeting it, Khabib, like all this crazy mean shit, calling him inbred, making fun of other fighters, calling this other guy a carpet licker because

he's a Muslim. Just on and on. You've been dropping the N-bomb in their Instagram or Twitter. I don't know which yeah He goes off on social media and he's clearly like bonkers high out of his mind when he's doing it. It's kind of pathetic I mean it is pathetic there was a big fight recently between a Dagestani fighter and an Irish fighter and the Irish fighter lost but he showed so much heart he won the crowd over and could be inviting him to Dagestan and And and he I don't think he agreed.

He accepted, but he like replied well, like graciously or something like that. And and could be even like in the ring when the crowd started booing the Irish fighter, he was like, me and this other guy have problem. But this man, his own man, he fight good fight. He fight hard and we respect good hard fight or whatever Khabib said in the crowd. And I think Connor saw that and that like made him extra mad, you know, like not only did my guy lose, but now like he's schmoozing with my greatest enemy. He wants to be so bad. He'll never get I saw Dana talking about how hard it was to get Connor and Khabib to fight. And he's like, after Khabib beat Connor,

like, do you know how rich he got? Because everyone's like, Oh, Dana gave him 10 million or something like that, which is enough. But it's not like super duper crazy rich that you couldn't lose. He's like, Putin called him in the back room to congratulate him. They gave him gyms. They gave him like a $30 million home. And then he went to the Middle East and did a tour, and all the Muslims just showered him with crazy next-level wealth. The guy got like 9 digits or something. Crazy for winning that fight. Connor, he's like, Do you know where Connor lives? Connor lives on a boat wherever the weather's nice right now. It is hard to get that guy to go to the octagon and get punched in

the face and uh it's like damn both of these guys have more money than they need. Yeah. I think Connor would take the fight but Khabib won't fight him. Right. I think that's true. Um but which says something about Connor's cojones, if anything, because I wouldn't want to fight Khabib. Well, I'm processing it.

So I see your point. And if I were, I still would want to fight Khabib. At first I thought it was a slam dunk, Connor would take it. What fights has Connor taken? Connor just pretends he wants to fight. He's been running from Chandler for like four years now. He's really gonna take oneler for like four years now. He's really going to take, you know, one of these Dagestan monsters.

Connor just says he likes fighting. He only wants to fight me and people like me, old men. It's just spitting on fans and stuff. What else is he selling now? Like, is he, does he like have a percentage of his whiskey anymore or is that? Yeah. Okay, so that's his logic.

Oh, I thought that was gone. He got a huge cash upfront and then I think he kept a percentage and was paid as a spokesman of his whiskey anymore or is that? Yeah. Okay, so that's his nostalgic. Oh, I thought that was gone. He got a huge cash upfront and then I think he kept a percentage and was paid as a spokesman for a period of years. Like he got some really nice deal on that. He's also got a beer and he definitely does some fight promoting

and makes appearances like definitely for large amounts of money. Seems like if Connor wants a million dollars, he can put his palm out and someone will put it there. Yeah, I see him doing a lot of like, I don't know if it's bare knuckle or some other promotion, but I see him at weigh-ins and like stirring shit up. And it's gotta be pretty valuable to them

because it's like, I would have never watched this weigh-in if Conor McGregor weren't there. The one fighter comes out and he's got like a box of pastries and he like like offers his opponent they're like these big cream filled like cupcakes or some shit. And he's like one for you one for you want you Connor and everybody's like, Oh, fucking nice, man. How kind of you and then he slaps the one out of his opponent's hand. Fuck you. I start fighting

right there. I remember DC used to struggle to make 205, which is bad because his body fat was never low. He was never that leaned out, but he would struggle to make 205 and one of his weaknesses was Popeye chicken. So his opponent, it was Dan Henderson, sent Popeye chicken to his hotel room during the night of the weight cut. You know, so they were all chowing down on Popeyes while DC was like running in a sweatsuit. I thought that was great. That is very funny. Just a big fuck you. And as you do it, you're like knowing that DC's they're like, I'm a professional fighter. I don't even care. I don't even care. I need to dab my lips.

Can I smell it? I can't get away from smelling it. Can I smell it? No, you hold it near my nose and then feed me the celery. I wish that worked. I know. That'll be an awesome trick if it worked. Yeah. That's such a fun, like, I don't think Popeye's Fried chicken is anything to freak out about. Like, it's just not that great. Like, it's fine of the drive-through chicken places, but like any real restaurant you go to or like a like a Southern kitchen style place, you buy chicken there, it's going to blow the pants off it.

If you have like grandparents or like my grandma's chicken blows the pants off it, like it's, it's too breaded, which is a complaint I never thought as a child I could make where it's like, no, there's too much breading. You know, when you go into like bite a corner of the leg or something, not a corner of the leg, there is no corner, but the side of the leg. And it's like, ah, there was maybe two grams of protein in that bite. And I got breading. Like I've aged out of that.

I don't want that. I want it to compliment the chicken. As a matter of fact, I don't know that it's better than KFC. No, I think they're kind of on the same tier. Yeah. Yeah. That's where I put them. Same tier.

They're very overrated. All the fast food places are overrated now. The chicken sandwich at Popeyes is pretty good. Remember that's where they had that big meltdown years ago where the black people were showing up and they were all out of chicken. They're like, how can they be out of chicken? How can you be out of chicken? That's what you do. I'm sure it's a parody video, but the one white guy is like, I don't know. I'll probably just get like pizza or Chinese. I did see, I saw during that funny interview period, I saw one guy outside of a Popeyes and wherever

the hell it was. And he was like, clearly fundamentally misunderstanding what they said when they're like, we're out of chicken. Like, he's like, then there's no way you had a chicken. I seen chickens on the way here. I seen chickens. My neighbor got chicken. And it's like, do you think they mean that there is no, that all the chicken has been consumed? Like, sir, like, no, obviously this location is out of chicken. You fucking retard. Yeah, they seem to be out of pizza today, which isn't it?

I'll get a pizza or something. You can't go wrong with that. And then just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I saw a police video just before we started where the black kid has called 911 and he's gotten the police to respond but then he like runs at him with a knife it's like an ambush and he's trying to stab the guy and the cops doing the do-si-do with him because he can't get his gun out and the kid's trying to stab him and the cop slams him on the ground so hard the kids knocked unconscious and he's like, stay down! And he's like, holy shit, oh he's out, okay. It couldn't have gone more perfect for the kid because the other cop was about to gun him down but he like threw him in such a way the kid's head just went bonk on the concrete and he was out, but he's running at the cop with the fucking knife like a like it was Call of Duty or something. He was trying to get a kill. Yeah. Yeah.

The thumbnail is I saw, I go to the conservative memes, subreddit quite a bit and they're like, uh, they're like, they all thought that body cams would reveal all of the police brutality and the dirty deals Instead we're treated to things like this and it's just a thumbnail of that woman coming out of her apartment Screaming with the knife in her hand stabbing the man in the face. I Was a good one picture Did this guy get stabbed? No, no, he managed to avoid getting stabbed himself. The kid was charged with malicious wounding.

So maybe he scratched the cop or something, but I don't think he even you really ever got him. Dude, the body cam footage, like if you there were like five different frames in there, or if you paused it and you're like, what are the chances this person doesn't get stabbed? Like 0 percent, it's two inches away from him and he's wielding it wildly. I on the body cam thing. I love body cams.

Sometimes you catch bad police, right? Sometimes you see police planting stuff or whatever. But what you always get is sort of the truth. That's what I'm down for. You know, good or bad, let's just get it accurate. Yes. Agreed. Yes. You find out that like people will tell these ridiculous, bald faced lies and play the victim.

But when they don't know there's a camera on them, I saw one for two. These guys were delivering a refrigerator to a black couple and. The lady measured her her refrigerator hole incorrectly, and now the fridge won't fit. And they're like, it won't fit. And she's like, measure my old one, measure my old one. Does it fit? And he's like, ma'am, it just it won't fit. And they're like, it won't fit. And she's like, measure my old one, measure my old one, does it fit? And he's like, ma'am, it just, it won't fit. She was a doctor, right?

Yeah. And she like grabs his backpack and puts it on and won't let him leave. And they get into this fight on the ground where her husband is like, just let go of the backpack. He's this gentle black man. Just let go of the backpack, let pack, let pack. You could tell she rules the roost.

And she's like, ah! And a white neighbor lady has come over. And of course she thinks that her black neighbor is being victimized by these two black repairmen. And they're like, she's like, honey, what is it? What do they do to you? Marcus, tell me the truth, what's happened here? And the delivery man is like, yeah, tell the truth.

She stole my shit, she won't give it to me. Give me my shit, give me my shit, bitch. At one point, the refrigerator doesn't fit. Now they never do measure it like she wants, and I wish they would, but they are refrigerator delivery professionals. I'm assuming they can tell if it fits through a door or door. This is what they do. And at one point in her screaming tire, like, she's breaking out her education saying that she knows better than they do what fits through a door. And I

wish I got to the bottom of it. Like they'd I never saw the refrigerator in the door. I don't know who was right. But I do know that she was crazy. She was angry and you couldn't side with her. And if you had the cameras there, those delivery men had cameras, you'd be like, oh man. They're like, let's just leave. Let's just leave the situation and, you know, nothing like get no violence, no problems. She's in the driver's seat of the delivery truck and refuses to get out. Oh, she got in the car. You know, I got in the car.

You know, I'm taking the side of these repairmen or the, Oh yeah. Just like how they don't know how to deal with this level of crazy. I've had stuff like that delivered and those guys usually know what the fuck they're doing. Yes. I'm sure delivery men, if they've been doing it for any amount of time, they're good at that shit. They've done it day in and day out and they know, you know,

No, I love that stuff. Body cams are great and just incredibly entertaining. I can't wait to see what's coming next in the in the in the world of death entertainment. I'm sure I thought we were going to get maybe some sort of a running man scenario, but it just now everybody has a body cam. So you don't even have to have a running man scenario. The wars broadcast. I'm a little like the drone. I'm a little bored of the drone stuff. I want to see more. I need a more like Terminator style drone that like has wheels or legs.

I want to see, I want to see that like creeping around and like shooting people. Hear me out, Kyle. Anti-drone drones that run around, right? They run around the ground and they shoot, I don't know, some sort of shotgun projectile. I'm not sure. I'm not sure how to take out a flying drone,

but I want an automated one that's a sentry that walks around. That'd be cool. And I don't want it to have tracks. I want it to have like, like scary spider legs. Ooh, spider legs. I was gonna say two legs, like the Boston, is it Boston Robotics?

I feel like I have it wrong. I think you're right, Boston something. Okay. Dynamics. Dynamics maybe, that could be. In any case, I thought those two legs, but the spider one, I feel like might be more resistant to losing a leg and still working. Yeah, spiders are certainly.

Did you see that? Sometimes I'll see a sticky trap and it's got like two spider legs. Yeah, spiders are certainly. Did you see that? Sometimes I'll see a sticky trap and it's got like two spider legs on there. Spider's not there. Right? Yeah. It's there. There it is.

That's how we do our drone design. That'd be sick. Did you see the two Chinese drones? The Chinese who? I don't think so. The two Chinese drones? Kyle, we lost your audio for a second. What happened to your audio right there?

It just went shh. Can you hear me now? Yes, I did not see any Chinese drones tussling. Yeah, so they had one of their dog drones with a gun and they had one of their flying drones with a gun. But this is what I'm asking for. Yeah, they had fighting each other. This isn't the video. I can't find the fucking video. They got fireworks though Instead of lethal arms and the two drones are fighting each other with fireworks and in the video I had Disappointed that they seem to have mounted an off-the-shelf gun to this drone That's oh no that makes a ton of sense like you wouldn't want to make your own like unique Platform that you're coming like somebody with an inferior sense of style

If it makes you feel even better that is the Chinese assault rifle that they created. That's not somebody else's gear. I mean, is that better? But it needs to be built into the dog that's walking around. I think for, you know, that would be cooler if you had something like that. But I think for like, you know, this is a prototype. I'll accept it. But eventually, you know, we gotta cut the fat on this. There are things in there designed for human hands to operate it, that all has to go. I would be so terrified if one of these robot dogs came walking up to me with a fucking gun on it.

Yeah, no shit. You can't even plead for your life because some fucking Xbox Live kid is gonna laugh and call you a slur and then blow your head off. First he said he was going to bag my mom and then he killed me. As you're bleeding out, the last thing you see is like the haunches of the robot coming in down. Are he fake peas on you? There'd be different emotes.

At least you're going to get, you know, you might get cool footage of like some operator busting into a cartel warehouse or something. You might get some more of your desire. They won't show footage there. No, they never released that shit. Like if they send like Delta Force or something down there to take out cartel that will never see that shit I want one of those guys at least one wearing a camera they all yeah after the fact they can decide whether or not it's too sensitive they do and they don't release it ever well I don't like that at all I want to see what they're up to I want to see how hardcore and cool their their shit is you can see I want to see how hard they're dominating their opponents. Like I want to see the fear is like an American SEAL team shows up and is like, oh you guys,

you guys are fucking cute. And then just roll them. Well, there's like, you should watch some of those special forces guys on podcasts, especially the Delta Force guys. They talked about going in somewhere and they scooped a bunch of bad guys and they went in with Belgian mouths and like 15 Delta Force guys or something like that. Killed a whole bunch of people, kidnapped a bunch more. And the next day in the newspapers it said, ninjas descended upon the city last night accompanied by war lions. They make us sound pretty sick. That should be in the hallway at Delta Force HQ. They should have a snippet of that. Like we're so cool.

I wanted to, I'm sorry to turn it to politics before the show ends, but Elon Musk took over USAID and some other like treasury payment systems. The left is freaking out. I'm confused. I don't know how significant this is. Do you have any opinions on it? Like, what do you think? I don't see any differently than like, like if they wherever they can find waste or like absurd expenditures that aren't helping us as taxpayers, like get rid of it.

Like, you know, look, they keep coming out with those lists, you know, that the blonde lady will come out and she's like, I got a few of the things Elon caught today. And it's like, it was, there was a couple of plays and cartoons that were DEI that we had funded in other countries. There was like an Estonian gay comic book and there was like gender studies and like Bolivia and army or something.

And it was millions of dollars. Is she the one that claimed like condoms to Hamas that got debunked? I don't know if she was actually condoms to Mozambique, which we also shouldn't be paying for. Yeah. Yeah. They need condoms in Mozambique, though. You don't want more Mozambique. They can have their own fucking condoms. Every condom we send is 0.2 fewer Mozambiquis we'll have to deal with in the resource wars of the 21st century. They're not wearing the condoms. to deal with in the resource wars of the 21st century. They're not wearing the condoms. They're making weapons out of them, I'm told. I did see one awesome thing that made me laugh about the USAID thing. Do you know who Bill Kristol is? He's like this comedian.

He was in When Harry Met Sally. Not the fun one. This one is like, he's like a neocon commentator. Oh, I know that one too. Like wildly pro Israel, wildly pro all the wars we've been engaged in for years. And he was coming out and he said something to the effect of like, you know, I would rather be ruled by the deep state than by whatever Elon Musk is doing.

And someone who's like spending all their days like analyzing data from USAID was like, it's interesting you'd say that Bill, because I found that you are apparently making money from a firm that's given money through USAID. They give millions to the John D Rockefeller for progression campaign or fund, and then you're paid out of that. And so it's really not curious at all that you're defending this so vehemently. And it's like, yes, you fucking bitch. If we're backwards funding these the these sorts of political commentators and all their pet causes that don't help us like, yeah, they can get fucked.

None, none of that. No more that if they can root that out 100 percent in favor. But I also see shit where they're like, oh, they reported the names of these government officials working with Elon that are going into it. And it's like, okay, well, are they calling for violence and posting their addresses? Because I don't like the idea that we would have a secret unnamed group working in the government.

Like I get their young guys and they're doing what they're told trying to figure this out, but I've seen some people on the right trying to make this a point of, oh, they're trying to get them killed. And it's like, no, it's pretty reasonable to be like, hey, here are the names of the people doing this in the government.

It's the same thing they're trying to expose through the USAID thing. Like trying to make it transparent. Inspector generals are not kept covert and private. If people don't know, inspector general's job is to do something very similar to what Doge did. So Doge is a new take, you could call it redundant, but they seem to be working harder, I don't know.

Let's not talk about who's better. Just that inspectors general also did this, look for waste in the government and their names were never secrets. Yeah, but there are government appointees, whereas Elon's team are his private employees who work underneath him. Just as he's a private citizen working on some program, isn't President made up with a signature? No, they can't just make up a branch.

You just signed a piece of paper by the government that he was a contractor of some sort. I don't. It, there may be the semblance of that, but we know what's going on, you know what I mean? What, on the left, so many people say, does Elon really have any power? He's nothing, he's a fake agency, yada, yada, yada. And it's like, Elon has the power of Trump support.

Can we not worry about, like, Elon has the power of Trump support. Can we not worry about like, I don't know, the is it okay thing and just deal with the reality we have? You know, like, is it good, is it bad? How are we doing? How we got here doesn't matter. He has Trump's support. If Trump needs to ratify him or something, he'll do it.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not worried about, they'll be like, oh, he didn't have permission to access this. Well, how do you know? Tell me why it's bad. Tell me why I texted Trump. Yo, can I check out this payment system?

But like the whole thing, whatever, stop texting me. Oh, show. And like moves on, you know, like I don't care that he's rooting around in there. I hope he does find some ways um I don't know if you're going to balance the budget by finding all the gay opera programs but I don't want them wasted on nonetheless uh meanwhile though it's a little hypocritic if when he when he goes on a golfing trip that's really expensive like you can go on a million dollar golfing trip and then you spend a week rooting out $80,000 worth of waste. I'm not impressed. And also like, what was I going to say? That I wasn't impressed with something else he did.

Will Trump or Elon? I don't know. It just slipped my mind. Okay. I don't know. It's in the ether now. Trying to help. I can't help. Perhaps to never be recovered. Well, i guess we'll leave them on a will kyle remember what he was saying by pka tune in this week to find out all right let's call it a wrap yeah pkn 546