Painkiller Already - PKN 548

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

PKN 548 sup boys. How's it going? Oh, pretty good. I think I threw a temper tantrum on stream today. So did you, what happened? Who were you tempered at? Was it a boss? It was a boss.

Yeah. There's this one boss, she's kind of squishy. And the idea is you get stance breaks on her. That's the thing. And 80% of the time when I earned a stance break, I walk up to her there's like a little yellow glowy thing I'd hit it and it wouldn't do a stance break. This probably means nothing to people but you get a repose this like extra powerful hit and you also get like a chance to breathe. So your character's stamina bar builds back up,

maybe you can replenish your health if you need that. It's essential. It's this like sort of checkpoint. And instead of getting that, the button for the repost is the same as that for a light hit. So you're just like tickle, tickle, let's keep going. And the first time it went wrong, I was like, ah, whatever. The second time, ah, whatever.

Like by the time it was four times out of five, I'm like, motherfucker, why isn't this working? The fucking game is bugged. Like I was doing everything right. I've done this a hundred times and now I look back and I'm a little embarrassed at who I am. Wasn't it perfect? Like just a-

No, I genuinely think the game, maybe it was this weapon boss combo, like, cause I haven't used this weapon on this boss before. And it wasn't like it didn't work at all. It just worked rarely. And did you see the guy? Who beat like all the Dark Souls games and Elden Ring and something else? consecutively on level one without getting hit

Any up in any of them that means that he was? Dozens and dozens of hours into the third game and maybe got hit once and he was like well back to the first game when finally when he finally won he's facing one boss in Elden Ring and I don't know your game but I know that what he was doing required timing and boys and he's spinning and ducking and he's what what what is he's level one and then spin away and the thing like turns the sky into acid and the acid rains on him or something. And then he's like, and then finally the thing dies and he starts sobbing. He starts, no, he starts weeping

and his girlfriend comes in, she hugs him. It's over, it's over. And she's like, it's over baby, it's over. It's going so fast, you can't read it. It's over. And Tav's going so fast, you can't read it. It's just brrr. I was so happy for him. It sounds so, so unfun. That sounds awful.

I was so happy for him. So the idea of beating, I think it's Dark Souls one through three plus Elden Ring. Right, it's not Sicker, El, and Bloodborne, and some of the other FromSoft games. Without getting hit is called the God Run. And there's maybe six people who've done it. I'm not sure.

I don't want to. I don't even like watching it. No hit runs are no risk runs. Like, oh, is there a whole castle with 190 bad guys? They avoid them all. They just run past them. They have like a set route that they do. They might use a spell to make themselves invisible,

like an assassin's gambit or something and I'm like This is the boring as fucking possible stream I I would rather you do the opposite say you know what if a character enters my field of view they die I don't give a flying fuck if he's on a cliff across the way. We will track him down Nobody survives my view. That's to me the ultimate. That's a way better idea. What are you should do that? Nobody survives my view. That's to me the ultimate. That's a way better idea, Woody. You should do that.

That's so funny. The people who are like, I'm going to avoid every enemy in this game and only fight the bare minimum so that I can do no hits. It's impressive and it takes a lot of talent. I can't do it. I don't mean to put them down. It's just not my kind of entertainment.

Yeah. Kyle, you are muted. Kyle, you're muted. Or your mic broke. Hopefully. So he beat every game from Demon's Souls to Elden Ring back to back with at level one without getting hit. It took you have a link or something. Yeah, I'll put it on my watch later.

Maybe Jackie and I will check it out. Yeah, I'm on an article, but it's got a link within it to to the video, I believe, of him doing it. I just saw a gif of him winning the last, you know, 30 seconds of the whole thing on Reddit. Okay. So I'm sure the chat enjoyed you getting mad. That seems to be something they like, right?

So they probably enjoyed the content a little bit. Well, one guy said I scared his dog. Another guy said- Yeah, he's got I scared his dog. Another one said like, you know, he knocked over his drink or something like that. It was I am more... Who are these fragile viewers who like when you yell on your phone, you're playing a game, they're like their whole world falls apart. You yelled so loud I shit myself and lost my job interview. I was like, you're so stupid.

Some guys are like, Dad is mad. You know, like, I guess I have this like angry dad energy that- Oh yeah, it's scary. I think their favorite version of me is like talking about 401ks or something like that. Not so much acting like a child over a video game. Well, they got to get used to it. You're doing a high energy stream and they're there to win. When you hear someone mention that a guy's mild-mannered, it's only to explain that occasionally, you know, he has a little bit of a meltdown and well, his wife takes the worst of it. He's a good guy otherwise you know we don't know somebody like that. Speaking of someone who's not at all mild-mannered the entire USA hockey team apparently

because this is great it's the first excuse to talk about hockey since that guy in England murdered someone. Can I ask a question? Why you lay it? Can you tell me who the American fighters were? Was it both to Chuck Brothers? And I know there were three fights how many to Chuck Brothers do we have on the team? Yeah, the the first one was Matthew Kachuk They just want to Stanley Cup with the Florida Panthers over the Edmonton Oilers a Canadian team So little in insult to injury there for the Canadian fans. The other one the younger brother is Brady Kachuk

Zack if you could bring up pictures of these guys because I saw a comment online that made me laugh because it was like, how on earth does Matthew Kachuk look like a GQ model? And Brady Kachuk looks like he's guarding a bridge about to ask you three riddles. Because they have the same, for Kyle's benefit, their father, Keith Kachuk, was another big goal scoring NHL guy back in the day. And these are his sons. And so they both. Oh no! Those are not his two sons. Those are his two sons and his wife's fucking, like, bastard son. That dude on the right is somebody else's kid. It's like, you ever see Princess Diana's riding coach?

Yeah, I've seen those pictures. We'll do that after this. Could you explain, because I'm completely dumb with hockey ignorant, I guess. Um, what is this four nation thing or fork? What, what is the thing they're playing in? Because I've heard that it replaces the all-star game. The NBA had a stinker of an all-star weekend and everybody's saying that what you guys did is like gritty hardcore and gets and gets people fighting for the for the win.

And what the NBA does is jump over cars and have their best players rest. Yeah. So basically, in fairness to all of the All-Star games being shitty, like the NHL one most years isn't as bad as I've heard people complaining about the NBA, but it's still like them not giving a fuck that much like having fun out there playing. And this year they decided not to do it and instead have national teams, basically, the USA, Canada, Finland, and Sweden, and have like a round robin tournament. How do you think those four teams,

like why wasn't Brazil involved? Brazil doesn't have enough players. Basically, if they were picking probably the four best teams, it would have been probably US, Canada, Sweden, Russia, but Russia's not involved in it. And so it's just these four instead. And so they basically just picked like the teams they could field a competent team.

Can you say the teams again for me? Finland, Sweden, US and Canada. So they had a, so help me, did they do essentially in lieu of an all-star game, they had a miniature Olympics? Is that what they're doing? Yeah. And it turns out that like whoever in the NHL front office came, whoever came up with this is getting a raise because it's, it went so much better than people thought because the US team, the Canada team, even the Finland and Sweden team, like they're all very, very into it.

And like this, this isn't like just starting now because of the timing, like it used to be way back in the day that we were getting spanked by Canada and Russia most of the time. But like in recent hockey history, like we're a real like we're a real team right there. Canada. Yeah, we're right there. Like we're a real team. We're right there. Canada. Yeah, we're right there. And so like for all of these players, entire lives, it's not like there's been a, a real stereotype of like, Oh Canada.

Yeah. We're heading shoulders above everyone. It's like, no, like rushes in the mix, the U S is in the mix. And so it's a real rivalry there. And right off the jump when Canada and us faced off on Tuesday or on this past weekend, they had three fights in the first nine seconds, which if you watch international hockey, you know that fights just don't happen.

Like they really, they hit less, they're less physical. There's a real understanding of like, like the NHL players playing in the Olympics, like that's not their moneymaker. Like they're not, they don't want to get grievously injured in an Olympic game. Like they'll play hard. The ice is bigger, making it a little more of a speedster's fast game,

where when you put the players in a smaller rank, it's a little more of a hitty checking game. That's a good point. Yeah. So for Kyle's benefit, like Olympic ice is bigger. And so like that benefits like historically that helps teams like Finland, Sweden and Russia and smaller ice like what the NHL plays on helps teams like the US and Canada that are very physical. But right away, Brady or I'm sorry, Matthew Kachuk drops the gloves and they get in a

big tussle with some guy on the Canadian team. I don't recall his name. And Matthew Kachuk wins that fight pretty handily lands definitely more punches than the other guy. And then the next face off, his younger brother, Brady, gets in a fight and he handles him pretty good. And then the final fight was like, just like sheer energy on the US team. JT Miller, who plays for us, is like a very skilled player, but he's like 5'10", so he's a small guy, even as far as the NHL goes. And he picked a fight with Colton Parejo, who is like 5'10". So he's a small guy even as far as the NHL goes and he picked a

fight with Colton Parejo who is a 6'7". Oh! And plays for Canada but he's not a fighter at all. He's a stay-at-home defenseman kind of guy and so even he like in the middle of the fight he's like I guess I'll keep hitting this dude. Like we didn't win that fight but he did much better than you would expect a 5'10 guy to do in a tussle with a 6'7 guy for sure. Like we didn't win that fight, but he did much better than you would expect a five foot 10 guy to do in a tussle with a six foot seven guy for sure. Like equalizing out the tone. You got to set the tone. And there's a, they were miked up in the, in the box afterward and you could hear Brady and Matthew talking about it. And like Brady's going in there as the younger brother being like, that was real. Did it look good? I got them a few times. It feels like I really rocked him a couple of times. And Matthew's like, yeah,

that was great. Was mine pretty good? And he's like, oh yeah, that was a good toss. And they're talking like that. And meanwhile, our coach, John Tortorella is the most insane NHL coach of all time. He's the guy that like got fined tens of thousands of dollars for trying to fight the coach of the Vancouver Canucks when he was the coach of the Calgary Flames in between periods because he took umbrage with something that coach didn't. So like he, I guess broke some code that you're not supposed to storm the other team's locker room screaming in between the games. The unwritten code. I told him to throw like 75 sticks on the ice. He just started jumping like everything

from the benches. I think there might have been some gloves in there. He just started jumping. I think there might've been some gloves in there. I don't know. I like when they do that. The poor equipment managers. Oh, I like when they do that. I like when they throw the sticks, what I do, because I see it just like in baseball when the coach steals the base. I don't know if you've ever seen a coach steal a base. I've seen it pull it out of the ground, take it with him, like, fuck you. I'll take the game. I'll take the game I'll take the ball go home

But but in tennis they do the most petulant childlike thing ever and it has the complete opposite effect They start smashing these I don't know $500 rackets that were given to them that they have an endless supply of From who from Eaton or whoever the fuck and just one after another they smash them and sometimes they're not good at smashing them They're like not strong enough to smash it correctly or they don't have the experience. Like you gotta hit it just right on the edge. They're the, it's embarrassing. I agree with every word.

I don't know if I can verbalize why smashing tennis rackets is so much worse than breaking a stick to me. You'd think they'd be parallel. Or a bat. But it just doesn't vibe the same way. Yeah. To break a bat, it's fucking cool.

First of all, it's hard to break a bat. I don't know if y'all have ever tried to break a bat on your knee. I can't do it. It's a bad for my knee Yeah, they snapped them bitches on their knee like you got a limp off trying to be tough. I've seen it done I feel like it's like You either get it or you don't you know, like I see people break bottles on their heads And if you've ever tried it yourself, I don't recommend it And if you've ever tried it yourself, I don't recommend it. You either get it or you don't.

It's like, you know, he strikes out and he snaps that fucking bat. That's crazy. But just smashing your bracket on the ground seems childlike, eddy, impetulant and weak, like you couldn't handle them. Maybe it's like I project that they grew up in a really soft upbringing with tennis coaches and money and everything about tennis vibes. I've never known hard work. Yeah, you know, it works for hockey because there's physical combat happening at the same time. It's like, oh, he's mad

because his nose is broken and he's holding his teeth. But basically we are the US team is taking this so seriously. The Kachuk brothers are taking this super seriously. I saw clips from the, uh, Sweden game. We lost to Sweden yesterday, but it's cause we already made the championship game against Canada so we don't care as much. And like the hits that Brady Kachuk and Matthew Kachuk are throwing and a lot of other guys on the team are not international style hits. They're NHL style hits, which makes it fun to watch.

And so like I was at a friend's house the night of the game. not international style hits. They're NHL style hits, which makes it fun to watch. And so like I was at a friend's house the night of the game. I was at a friend's house. He had a group of people over and he housewarming party. He just bought a new house. And so we were all there. We were going to play games and hang out. And then we started watching the hockey game because one of my buddies is just obsessed with international play really enjoys it. And I'm not an internet. I'm pretty much NHL only. I don't really care that much about the international stuff, but I was totally invested too because the stakes were so much higher than I thought they would be like. They actually seemed to be giving a fuck.

And so it was, it was great. I'm absolutely going to be out of the corner of my eye on Thursday night while we're doing the show. Watching it. He probably will. I don't know. I don't know where, I don't know where the championship game is being held, but it's Thursday night while we're doing the show, the U S and Canada. Is it in Canada or is it in the U S?

I don't know. I know the, well, the first game we played against him was in Montreal. And so it would, I would imagine that we would get some sort of home field advantage after the bad things like Montreal. Are we going to rename it? Yeah, I think it doesn't matter. Like I'm asking because usually I see gets home field. Yeah. I feel like we have the same record as Canada, but we beat them. I'd have to check. But yeah, it was very unexpected and fun because watching the Blues has not been fun this year. They're terrible or they're

just bad enough to not matter and not get a good draft pick. And so being able to offset my interest and be like, yeah, like watching like excellent players from the Panthers and the Ottawa Senators playing for Team USA has been a good time. So if anybody isn't watching the Four Nations tournament, it's very entertaining. What does the winner get? It's probably just a pride thing, like some trophy and pride. They take, like the US and Canada teams

take seriously their records over each other. I wish basketball could do that. So I just want to, basketball all-star tried a similar format. I think it was USA versus the world. Those were the way the teams broke down. And if you don't know basketball at all, or maybe you're stuck from like 20 years ago, you might think the USA would dominate that. But, dude, MVP has been non-American for like seven years in a row now. If that's not right, it's close. Maybe it's six. And, you know, the international teams are competitive. It's not a free win. Now America is still the best, but America versus the world. I don't know that I wouldn't take the world at this point. But they couldn't get the players to care. And everything they do, they just can't seem to get the players to care. And there was a skills competition. And Wembe and Chris Paul tried to game it. I guess it was kind of a race and there was like a race and a three point competition, three point competition, a passing competition

in a race format. And they just like intentionally missed every three pointer as fast as they could in their effort to like get the lowest time. And they got DQ for it. Apparently there was a good set, but just the spirit of trying to win a skills competition using skills I have, like missing a three pointer by 30 feet.

Like the All-Star is already under fire for being the worst hacking thing in sports, basketball All-Star, they made it worse. So that sucks. But the- I saw that clip, that's ridiculous. Like if I were a basketball fan watching that, especially if I'm someone that paid tickets,

hoping to be like, oh, I'm gonna watch the best players in the world in a skills competition. I bet this guy's gonna do really well at this. This guy, like I would be like, the fuck is going on? Like I paid money to watch these people not give a fuck openly, like sightfully. Entitlement to me.

Like, dude, if people came out and watched you for free, I feel like there'd be a certain like, dude, these guys drove out here. Some of them might've flown here. They really like me. I need to be the best version of me for this audience, but they might as well flip them off. It's so disrespectful. I, I don't know. And the Sixers season, you mentioned the Blues. It doesn't get worse than this, right? We are not in contention

for the playoffs. So you're like, well, draft pick, right? We have this, we traded away our first round pick, but it's protected. If we're one of the worst 5 teams, we get to keep our pick. We're like, we'll trade you our first round pick, but if it's really, really good, you can't have that. Dude, we're like the eighth worst team in the league right now. Like, we're just out of range for being bottom 5. And we're losing our pick, we're sucking. It's the worst possible thing the Sixers could be. And we have two players who on a good day are

really, really good. We went into this year hoping to win the chip. Like we were like, Joelle Embiid and Paul George, the best versions of them. Maybe, maybe not saying favorites, but like if you were to name like the top four teams, we might win. We were those guys. Now we're like, is it possible to tank and be one of the worst five teams? Fans have never had less fun than this year. I'm looking at their record. That's pretty brutal. And I know like eighth overall pick in the NBA, I would imagine is not as good as eighth overall pick

in the NHL because like it's such a superpower sport. Like it's, I would imagine NBA drafts. They're not like, ah, yeah, I'm going to find a diamond in the rough in the fifth round. It's like, no, the hammers, the winners, they're these four guys. And if you're the fifth pick, you're taking a risk on some guy from Transylvania. You know, no, like some guys find that Luca Donovan, he was like a 13th pick, a joke. He might've been second round. I bet Zach knows if he wasn't second round, he was late in the first.

And that guy's won like three out of the last four MVPs and he's going to win this year. Like there's diamonds to be found. Not for the sixes. Apparently we don't do that. The only thing that would make this NHL tournament better is if they would end the war so Russia could play. Cause I don't know how many more chances we'll get to see Ovechkin out there. Cause he's just getting so old. And I like, because I like Ovechkin, I like Tarasenko cause he was with the blues obviously when they won the Stanley Cup. And

then they have this, there's this other Russian guy named Nikita Kuturov, who's like been one of the best in the world for eight years now. And so not having them in kind of stinks. But it's like as long as US and Canada are there, it's it's still going to be a great show. Because it's like there's no way I could decide Russia couldn't play. I don't know the the rules and whatnot. I just assumed like they they had to make a decision, Russia couldn't be a part of it because you wouldn't,

if you were making four big teams, you wouldn't conscript Finland before Russia because there's more Russian players. I don't know what, with the UFC, they always have these travel visa issues if they're Middle Eastern. So I wonder if maybe even getting Russians over here to play right now is a problem. Well, they're in the NHL

So maybe that's settled for the yeah Bounce from USA to Canada constantly if they're NHL like he's not talking about players from outside. Oh, I see. Yeah, of course It's not like the actual National Olympic team or something. These players are already in the league. Yeah, these would only be NHL players. And so if anything, they're like, in some ways better than the national teams, because all the best players are going to be there. Speaking of which, Kyle doesn't give a shit. Woody might tangentially. Ovechkin is 16 goals away from passing Wayne Gretzky, all-time goalie. Are there about 40 games left. He won't pass it this year I don't think but I think next year he will how do you feel if he if he if they do one of those things like

With the bill dozer like like he gets within he ties the record legit, but then Catastrophically blows his his his hip out but that and clearly another season's not in the cards But they bring him out on the ice to like chip one in and the goalie steps out of the way. I would hate that but I don't think they'll have to worry about it because we're like five years in like literally half a decade in to everyone going this is the year that like there's a meme about Ovechkin like Russian machine never break and like because he's like six three six four and just a big girthy guy. He's eating like a triple serving of chicken parm before every game. That's his like ritual. Just a big guy who

doesn't get hurt and has the hardest, most accurate wrist shot snap or one timer, I should say in NHL history. And he's like almost 40. And this season he's over a point per game. Is Crosby still playing? Yeah. Yeah, and he's still great He's not what he used to be because he's getting older but it's it's like scary playing against team Canada or watching them because they have like Sydney Crosby who's like one of the goats and Connor McDavid who's by the end of his career is gonna be considered every bit of, if not more of a goat than Sidney Crosby.

And so watching the, like as hard as the USA can try. Maybe more? Connor McDavid. Okay. Yeah. As hard as the US tries, like there's no one on earth who can consistently stop Connor McDavid if he is moving quickly and he has the puck. It's just, there's no one who can do it.

And so like when he gets the puck and he's moving fast, it's like, I'm already playing the tape forward where I'm like, well, we could score again, you know, because he just skates right in scores. It's incredible. So when they were drafted, they were I think they were one year apart Crosby and Ovechkin. And everyone kind of wondered who would have the better career. They were both highly regarded draft picks, and they turned out to live, live up to the hype. Now that the score is almost posted, is there a clear better player between Crosby and Ovechkin? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Like the better overall player very easily, Sidney Crosby. The better goal scorer, Ovechkin. But it's like the difference in how much better Ovechkin is at scoring goals than Crosby, like kind of evens him out in a way. Like no, I don't know if anyone's ever gonna be able to touch Ovechkin now. Like no one's on pace.

That was just before in my lifetime. Yes, and it'll be fun to watch. That eventually happened too. But like it is cool that they were drafted first overall one year apart and to actually have like a rivalry of points and points. The reason that Ovechkin was ever even in the real point comparison is because Crosby was getting head hunted early in his career constantly and was out with concussions in some prime years. And so that allowed Ovechkin, who never gets concussed and never gets hurt to like, although stay at an

elite pace, but kind of catch up a bit with Crosby's super elite pace. But yeah, like Ovechkin's gonna hit 900 goals before the end of his career, which is something that's never been done. It's just, it's cool to see a Gretzky record broken. So that's- Well, go ahead. I was gonna say, Crosby,

I never met him in person or anything, but to see him on TV, it looks like for most of my life, I could have beaten him up. I'm sure that's not true. He's a professional athlete or whatever, but he's kind of skinny. He looks younger than he is.

I haven't seen him lately, but he always looked younger than he is. He can't grow a beard. Like that's just not in his skill set. And he was always kind of like the wimpy player. But then I played with someone who met him and they're like, that's fucking strong. Like his ass, does he have to custom order jeans or something? He is caked up. Apparently his thighs are like, you know,

skulls or something like that. They're like, like his ass and his legs are that of a professional hockey player. And you wouldn't know it because he looks kind of slender. Yeah. He's I've heard the same thing that he's unbelievably strong. And that's why our lower hockey body is like, you have retardedly strong lower body. And so like, that's why he's so good in the corners. Keeping the puck is like someone will be like, ah, he's exposed. I'm going to hit him. And then he just has legs in an ass made of steel and you can't move him off the puck. And that's played with former pros.

A couple of like half a dozen and, uh, uh, dude, one guy like he was lacing up his skates or looking at them or I don't know how, but he straightened his leg out while sitting on a bench in the locker room. And his legs look like he was on a bodybuilding stage or something. And when he accelerated from a stop backwards, normally you turn around, like you go fast and you turn around and you're backwards already quick,

but he would accelerate backwards faster than I could accelerate forwards. And the sound that his skates made when they pushed off the ice was different than a normal. I'm not a guy who can hear the difference like when a baseball hits a bat just right, it all sounds the same to me. But people with trained ears are like, oh, do you hear that crack?

I'm like, yeah, like all the other cracks, right? No, no, this one was special. Well, I can hear it in skating. It is a special kind of slice that's different. Oh, yeah, like all the other cracks, right? No, no, this one was special. Well, I can hear it in skating. Like it is a special kind of slice that's different. Oh, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking. It's funny because we're like, you do have to know enough about hockey to know what you're talking about. But it's true. Like you hear somebody who knows what they're doing out there with like strong,

like a real hockey player. And it's like, oh, that guy skates like he's mad, like he's angry at the ice and he's gonna get revenge on it. And so it's all to say the Four Nations tournament, really cool. I'm glad it's going well. And it drew a lot of attention positively to the NHL. And then on Twitter and social media, I saw just a glut of furious NBA fans who are just like,

so the NHL can get a tournament where these guys are willing to die on the ice and we can't get Wemby to shoot the ball at the rim in a competition about shooting the ball at the rim. Like what is, and then they post a picture of like Adam Silver, that guy who looks like a vampire and being like, get this guy, get him in control, get your players in control rather.

He has a lower body injury. I want to say his foot or ankle is a little hurt. And he decided not to play in the all-star game like a few hours beforehand. And even the other NBA players are like, dude, you know, there are a handful of people who don't play in the all-star game. They're like, like, if this was a real game, I might play,

but I'm nursing an injury in these two weeks of resting would mean a lot to me. Everyone gets that and everyone's kind of okay with it culturally, but to just pull out two hours beforehand and not allow another player to be an all star that year, like he probably cost that guy a million dollars. A lot of contracts have been sent. I need to hear his legacy, but it doesn't sound good. He wants to say 14 time NBA All-Star, not 13 time NBA All-Star. I think they getting selected would have been in it. Like that's it's All-Star selections they measure, not All-Star minutes.

You know, he are, that's not it. I don't know what it is. Maybe he really in his heart intended to play until the end. I'm not sure. He's wanted to draw the fans, make them buy their tickets and travel plans thinking he would be there. That's all. I mean, I don't have a better reason. I don't know.

But it's it's very frustrating. I hate that he did that. Yeah, some dude could have like got his one his one career time to be like, you know, I'm a one time all star in 2025. And he's like 40 minutes before. Actually, I got a little, I must've stepped on something. Sorry, guys. It's like, fuck, and he's paid may have doubled like that, man. I see that in football a lot, where, you know, a receiver will tell the

quarterback like, dude, I need one more reception to hit my contract bonus. And the QB is like, say less, I got you. And LeBron didn't do that for whoever might've had his all star incentive kicked in. Yeah. One other thing, final thing on the, the four nations is I, I guess one of the, the refs was miked up and afterward, like they, uh, there's a lot of like friendly banter because almost every ref in the NHL is like someone who couldn't quite hack it as a player. And so they became a referee. That's why they're all absurdly good skaters. Like, uh, cause you have to be good enough skater to keep up with,

you know, the flow of an NHL game. And after Brady got out of the box, the guy who looks, uh, as that post said, uh, like a bridge troll, like guarding it, he like was skating around a ref and he's like, hey, how'd you like that? And the ref's like, yeah, that was pretty good. And he's like, yeah, it just happened. It was just so organic. It felt right. But we weren't talking about it via text group message the day before. Yeah, they did. I saw that clip where they admitted to that after the game where they're like, what happened? Like, no, we may have had a, we may have had a little group chat, you know, but we're USA boys talking about getting into a hustle.

Are any of you watching Shorzy or have you seen it? I lost interest in the, I couldn't stick around with that show very much. I lost interest in Letter Kenny. Oh, you started it. I don't know. I watched Letter Kenny a bit and then I stopped and it was the same style of show. So I didn't watch any of that. I think you should give it another shot because I actually agree with what you're saying. 10,000%. I'm sorry. I think I've seen a few episodes but yeah, what's like a season or two of it? I don't like it's the same thing over and over. Here's my tape and it's Canadian. So no, nothing. So I didn't even think about it being Canadian.

Don't worry. They're not making any money off me. Season one was okay. I enjoyed the plot and almost had to suffer through what I call the letter Kenny bullshit. Like the quick talking chirping that I think some people are there for is the part I wish I could fast forward through. Like I get it. I get it, you know, and every

once in a while, like Shorzy's refereeing and there's two kids there and he has this line like Taylor, your fucking mom carved her initials on my bedpost. How am I going to explain that to Kyle's mom? A sick dig, sick dig. I like it. But nine times out of 10, I don't like all that chirping. I like the storyline. Every season is better than the one before. I am so invested. I'm in tears last night at the bad thing that might have happened. Like, Shorzy has a couple of like repeated character flaws. You

know, like he, he always, you ask him a question and he starts to answer and he says, huh, like interrupt you. It's so annoying. But one of his character flaws is he cries too much. Like when good things or bad things happen. And I'm over there the same fucking way. Usually just good things though.

I don't cry at bad things. And anyway, I'm so invested in this show. I kind of want to go like Jackie, let's go. Let's watch some more. I'm I I strongly. Is it hockey focused? Yes. Yeah, the whole thing. I'll spoil it. It's not a spoiler. In the first episode, his team has lost every game but one that season. And they're ready to fold. They're ready to shut down that team and he's like, let's get some ringers.

We'll never lose again. And then you just see these guys go on a fucking tear and they get some ringers who are good players like summer X pros one. I think is an X lacrosse player who's just really good at hockey and then they get the three gyms. The three gyms are beautiful. They are beautiful. They're just fighters that all their names are Jim. Two of them only ever have one word lines. And the third one expands on or expounds on everything he said. Like Are you ready, Jim? Yeah, good. You're going. Are you

ready? Jim? Yeah, good. Because you're fucking going. Are you ready? Jim? Yeah, good. You're going. Are you ready, Jim? Yeah, good. Cause you're fucking going. Are you ready, Jim? Yeah, I'm feeling good lately. I think I've really stepped up my game and we're ready to make this happen. Good. Cause you're fucking going, dude. It gets better every time. Shorsie is amazing. My chat pushed for me to watch it. And I was like, no, I've seen Letter Kenny and I don't like it. And they're like, no, it gets better. You'll like it. Um. I'll check it out because I let Letter, maybe I watched an episode or two of Shore Z and got put off by my memory of Letter Kenny being the same.

If you're looking for like a hockey movie, have you ever seen Goon? I have not only seen Goon, I've seen Goon 2. And I liked them a lot. They're a lot of fun. Jackie liked them enough that it's the reason I was able to convince her to watch Shorzy. And at some point she even turned to me. She's like, this reminds me of Goon.

Like I like the gyms. Yeah, Goon is such is one of is my it's like up there with Slapshot almost is like one of the best hockey movies where that he has to the guy who's like hired as a bruiser has to live with the like skill player in his apartment like and he goes in the skill player's like hey only two rules here rule number one don't touch my fucking percocets rule number two do you have any percocets it's just addicted to painkillers goon is such a have you seen go Goon, Kyle? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good hockey movie for people who don't really give a shit about hockey because it's just generally entertaining and funny. Yeah. And whoever the main guy is, I like him. Yeah, Slamshot's also just classic. I've seen the first two seasons of Shorzy. Oh, I guess it wasn't Kyle's cup of tea. If he gave it to you. So the seasons are six episodes, 24 minutes an episode. You can crank out a season a night if you're really digging it. Like it's not a huge time investment. If I tell you season two is like even better than one,

you're like, yeah, I can get there. I've been like, I'm pretty much in between PKA last week and today, so, you know, not long. I've already lost most interest in Dexter. He's been dilly-dallying about killing some fat lady in a hospital bed for four episodes now. Oh, come on. It's like a child, family friend.

And he's talking about key lime pies and whatnot. I'm losing interest in that. I don't mean to brag, but I could easily kill a fat woman in a hospital bed. He could too. And now he's like having moral quandaries about it. The only character I'm, dokes isn't around anymore. And I was all about dokes.

I liked him. And now the only character I like is this other, this Hispanic guy who's all in on Dexter murdering people and Dexter's now like being namby pamby about it. The Mexican guy is like, Hey, I'm a prosecutor. I can really expose you to a ton of people who aren't just murder, who are just not really murdering people, but they're doing stuff resulting in the deaths of many. You know, she's getting off gang leaders who then go and hang people and cut them up and leave their body parts in cartel, you know, stashes. And now all of a sudden, you know, that he's got someone ballsy and on his side, Dexter's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no someone ballsy and on his side Dexter's like no, no

No, I want to kill this guy. You know, it's like come on do it Dexter finds a new Miguel every fucking season like I really is just his guy this next season He'll find a different it's very gay every season He finds an older man who he can kind of like oh maybe we can instead of gay sex with it instead of being a closet gay, man He's a closet serial killer So he's got to find another closeted like serial killer type guy to like really open up and be himself That's what Dexter's all about Finding a friend who's okay with the activity

Yeah, and so every he's like maybe this will be be my homo gay dad like serial killer buddy and then like no it turns out those guys are always really unstable oh well maybe this will be my incestuous brother uh gay serial killer friend no turns out he's like way into the serial killing parties he's way more fucked like his code is all that keeps him from being an animal and so he quickly realizes that the rest of these people are all just animals. No, he doesn't quickly realize. He spent seven seasons trying to figure it out and never does five whatever it is. Yeah, I'm almost to the point in this show where I'm just gonna hit the like skip forward 10 second option every time his girlfriend comes on screen because I don't I couldn't care less about her or her children. I want to see Dexter doing Dexter things

I want I want more of that Asian sex pest. I like the Cop who wears the hat. He's good. It seems like yeah, I like Bautista Bautista. Yeah, I like him I like yeah, the T style like Suzuki or Mitsubishi, whatever his name is. Ichiro or whatever his name is. I have the most unpopular takes. I do agree with all the side characters. The Spanish or Mexican detective guy is great.

The sex pest, oh, perhaps the best guy on the show. Every time he's on the screen, I'm happy. I liked Dexter. I liked Dexter's girlfriend. And I've never seen anyone else say that. Like, I guess what I liked was he was really close to someone while having a really big secret. And I'm like, ooh, you know, like when you're a single guy living alone, it's easier to keep your serial killer's hobby private than it is when you're like engaged with this girl and her kids and

all that. And I was like, there's a lot of ways to get exposed and this is one of them and that intrigued me. But yeah, I also thought Slapshot, not very good. I've never met another hockey player who didn't love Slapshot, but I like Mystery Alaska. So I'm on my own sometimes. I liked Mystery Alaska too. Slapshot, you know, good movie, probably punched up a little bit.

Cause like, what was it competing against in the world of other hockey movies at the time? Kind of yeah kind of nothing, right? No, I like I like what he puts the bounty on the player on the radio Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie but you know Does it as good a job as Slapshot as transcending hockey. Like you can watch Moneyball and not give a fuck about baseball.

You can actually hate baseball and love Moneyball and Slapshot does that for hockey. I watched Moneyball just the other day. I hadn't seen it since it came out and whatever it was. That's a good movie. That movie rocks. Oh, I'm sorry. I watch Moneyball's scenes.

That's what I like. If you've already seen it, hearing Jonah Hill's character, I forget his character's name, explain like baseball has a fundamental problem. Like they don't seem to know where wins come from. He's like, you need this, this is your on base percentage

and this many times on base leads to runs. We shouldn't be buying players. We should be riding runs. And when he lays that out, I'm like, I get it. I get the core of this whole movie. When he, I think the character's name is Hatfield played by Star-Lord, whatever his name is, Chris Pratt. You know, they're like recruiting him to play first base

which he never has before. That scene is fabulous. I like the scenes, but watching the whole movie through like once or twice is enough. What are other good sports movies I should give a go that transcends the sport? Because Moneyball was an excellent,

Slapshot, great example, Goon. Moneyball is incredible. I love that movie. I don't care about baseball. What's the one where the black kids and the what the Titans or whatever, when the black kids remember the Titans? Yeah, they look. It turned out that it's too sad. It turned out that loving each other was the key to winning the state championship.

Like, I don't know. I think it was those 12 black guys. Have you seen? Have you seen Rudy? Yes. Yes. I've seen. I've seen Rudy? Yes. Yes, I've seen him. I've seen Rudy and it was like,

it was fine. Rudy didn't suck me in. Sam Wise, no, no. Sam Wise is a football player, I didn't buy it. Yeah, I watched Rudy because I was like, that's Sam Wise Gamgee. And then, so like I ended up watching because of what I understand. Have you seen Bull Durham? Yeah. Never even heard of Bull Durham. I was like that's Samwise Gamgee and so like I ended up watching because

Durham Yeah, never even heard of your own. Is that Kevin Costner? You've never heard of bull Durham Unless you guys have said it and I'm forgetting I think okay bull Durham I think qualifies a really good sports movie. It's pretty good Is that where he's in like triple-a and Kevin Costner's like the old triple-a guy and there's like some new hot shot and there's Arandons like fucking everybody with their big old bulging eyes. Yes, except I'm not sure Sir Randon's, yeah. And there is someone who fucks everyone,

but I'm not positive. I think those chicks are just fucking all the baseball players. Maybe not like the outfielders, but you're in the infield, they're getting out there. Something I also like about occasionally watching sports movies is that like, the stakes are so low.

It's like, guys, if we don't get together, we're gonna lose the big game. And then you're just gonna be millionaires at home. And they're like, you're right, we gotta come together. And so it's like, okay, it's kind of nice. You know, it's not a movie. It's not 1917, where you're watching some guy running through a trench in France, you know, carrying the remains of his friend's, you know, head. Yeah, it's, it's a caddy. I don't I don't care about golf and Caddyshack was very, it

was great. Yeah, yeah. Caddyshack's not even about golf. It's about turning Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray and Chevy Chase loose and giving them all the cocaine they need to make their movie. I don't think Bill Murray completes a single line that was written for him in the film. Really? When you see him hitting like daffodils or whatever the fuck, you look, this is it. Dino Hogan, the U.S. Master of the film. Really? You see him hitting like daffodils or whatever the fuck? And this is it. I know how much you have.

One last putt. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. And he's just that's all him just being a jackass, destroying the flowers wherever they were filming. You know, that's one of the best scenes. Sure. Yeah.

And then Chevy Chase with his just biting sarcasm and aloofness. Some people don't like it, but I think it really plays well with Rodney Dangerfield's over the top, farting billionaire who couldn't give a shit less. It's a good movie. I watched that last month, two, three weeks ago,

something like that. I can't believe I almost forgot about this one. I love the original Bad News Bears. It is so funny. Like I watched that all the time when I was a kid. And just how horri- Cause the same main guy from Bad News Bears is also the crotchety old neighbor in Dennis the Menace.

John Lithgow. John Lithgow, I guess his name is. I don't know. But that movie. No, I love the original Bad News Bears from the 70s one. No, no, no, it's not John Lithgow. It's it's it's it's Matthews Walter Matthews or something like that. He's I'm. He was always like paired with that Walter Mathis. That's it. That's it. Yeah, he was always the crotchety guy and he played in tons of movies with he was in grumpy old men. He was in that movie.

You ever see grumpy old men? No, never. It was really good. It's you know, it's about what it sounds like. It's much a grumpy old man. You didn't like the news bears? I don't genuinely like movies with child actors, especially more than one. And I don't like those kid ensemble. I don't like goonies. I don't like bad news bears. I don't like Sandlot. You know, not at this point as a kid, I'm sure I would have watched bad news bears. I don't think I've ever seen it I mean, it was probably 20 years ago that I saw bad news bears, but I watched it a lot for a VHS at my grandparents

House. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen it. I think David Spade might have made a remake of it like 15 years ago or something like that, but I've never seen that I saw that one too. It wasn't me. Um, I think there's one Called the natural or something like that. Yeah And then there's a main actor in that Robert Redford. Yeah, and no one doesn't there's another one and I'm thinking Kevin Costner but it's probably not there's another baseball movie about like I Think it was a guy who never made it and he. And he's like wondering if he ever could. And he's like out by the rookie. It's called the rookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like wondering if he still got it. He throws one past the road, one of those road signs that tells your, your,

your, your speed. And it says like 69 or something. And he's like, oh, and he walks away and leaves. And then the thing flickers a little and it goes 89 or maybe it went 99 or something like that. Like he had thrown like some, and he didn't know it. And by the end, like he gets to play again. So that's a good movie too. You know, a sports movie, I was looking at a list, Endless Summer.

I don't know, it's a surfing movie. And the basic concept is these California boys hate winter, right? They, the winter comes, like it's just not a thing. So they're like, well, you know what? If we go south of the equator, we can get summer again. And they like travel to Africa and find foreign waves. Crowds in surfing are a problem.

Not only are surfers violent about it, but yeah, you have to share. You're out there for six hours and you only get a couple of good waves, it sucks. But these guys have the whole beach to themselves and they tell a really good story. It's from 1966, so it's old. But I was inspired by it.

But I was a surfer, so I don't know. I love movies out there. True. No. And the ones that are like I watch hockey movies and through the eyes of a regular hockey player, I wasn't special. They look like hockey players. Like these guys aren't out there unable to skate holding. They look right.

A surfing movie? Oh my fucking god. Some of these people can't stand. Some of the clips are obviously not even from the same day. Like like we'll watch a guy surf a wave. How has he been surfing for six minutes now? This is fucking bullshit. Waves last 27 seconds on a good one, right? And it's going way too long. And sometimes the wave is large, sometimes the wave is small. Sometimes they do that thing where they put the camera

in the shore break and make it look big. When it's clearly not a big wave, it's just shore break to anyone who's looked at waves a lot. And I'm like, these surfing movies are such utter garbage made by people who don't surf. I hate them so much. But that's how hunting is in every movie. Like hunting in every movie.

Like hunting in every movie is nonsense. And paintball, hunting and paintball and every move. And so it, and those are two things I know a ton about. So it leads me to believe that everything and everything is fucking nonsense. When I see paintball, I'm like, well, they're just not playing. They're just wearing, they're just pretend.

Why didn't you just say you were doing something else? Why did you make this part, why did you write this? If we were just gonna take our masks off, not shoot at each other and have a conversation by a tree for the whole episode. I've seen some times do that. Hunting, hunting is always, hunting is sitting and being quiet.

That's it. I'm glad you said that about hunting because I've never been hunting and I didn't catch it like you did. They fool me. They make me think hunting is like camping. Two guys hanging out in the wood cracking jokes. It kind of is.

We might sit on the ground in chairs with a blind in front of us, or just in some bushes that overlook a big valley. You want as much space to overlook as possible and use the advantage of your rifle. Or you might be in a tree. I've done all those things. But what you're not gonna do is move around or talk.

Like, you're gonna whisper to each other like that. So just checking, is there not a prey that you do kind of track and chase down? Like, I know you're an expert in deers, but maybe not in bears. Yeah, there's stuff that you drive and there's stuff. So sometimes you'll have guys that are driving game out of woods and you'll chase them.

Like there's all sorts of hunting like that, but it's never the hunting that's being displayed. They're not on a fox hunt. They'll be hunting deer, and they're stalking through the woods, and just like, you don't do that. That doesn't work for, that doesn't work. They hear you coming.

That's the whole idea. Or they'll be- In the same way that I don't catch dolphins by swimming after them, I don't catch deer by running them down. Yes. Terrible idea. You don't want it to be a running battle with a deer. You'll lose. That's why the gun and the silence is so important. American Indians is a side. Yeah, Taylor's right. If you're hunting like doves, turkeys, deer, wild boar, any of the stuff in

North America that I can think of other than some of the birds that want to sit and hide rather than fly at first, like pheasant or quail, things like raccoons, things that use dogs for, things like bear that you drive and hunt with dogs, and wild boar to some extent. They'll drive those with dogs, put like, run them out of wherever they were sleeping in the daytime and you know, kill them that way. But all that other stuff, you

sit and you don't say a word and it's very boring 99.9% of the time. Like there's, there's, there's so much sitting and doing nothing. I ain't there when I, when I hunted, we even have phones. I can't even imagine how wonderful is now to have a phone and earbuds in and be like watching a podcast, just kind of scanning the field. Like I raw dog that shit. You just sit there. Just bored. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it is beautiful to see the sunrise and watch the forest wake up and be a part of it. Like every other time you sort of enter the forest as an intruder and everything reacts to you and gets quiet or runs away. But when you were already there before the sun came up and you're covered in camouflage 30 feet up in a tree and then the sun rises and you watch the squirrels wake up and the birds wake up and all the little critters in the forest that are active during the day, wake up and start going about their day around you

and as like you're one of them. And that's kind of cool. Cause you see like turkeys underneath you gobbling and doing their things. And if you're not, I've seen deer be at the base of my tree. Like I could have jumped out on top of them. They'd be so close. That's pretty cool.

That does sound neat. I've had a comparable experience. On a paramotor, sunsets are always cool, right? Like everyone else is watching the sunset go down and I am too, but I feel like I am the sunset. You know, like I am part of somebody's sunset imagery and you're over there at like 3000 feet seeing, like sunsets are cool when you have a big sky.

No one in New York City appreciates sunsets all that much because the buildings are too tall. You want a big sky, you go to 3000 feet. Everything in the horizon is below your foot, below your feet and yeah, a good sunset from the sky, you get to see the whole thing. You can even gain altitude while it happens and make it last.

Did y'all see that plane crash? Did you see the good video of the plane crash in Canada? I saw a snippet. The inverted bird. As they were exiting the door. And I think I even saw it land and flip. I couldn't tell why. So the best, there's like three different videos

of it crashing. And the best one, it's camera left going camera right and it's very close that thing hits like bottoms out and then one of the wings snaps off and then the whole plane spins like a barrel ripping the other wing off and then it just comes to rest with everybody inside it it was incredible it was a fucking miracle like Like the plane exploded but the the the the the what's the center part called? That part? The fuselage like separated from the wings entirely and everybody's in there just thank God you had I don't put my seat belt on. You're landing. I pretend. You know what I'm not gonna make a scene, but you're not gonna tell me what to do. I'll pretend to put this bitch

on and I like loop it over. And guess what? I never put airplane mode on. So I'm texting right now before. As soon as it's possible. I'm like, if it made a difference, they'd have a way bigger to do about it. Like, if the guy in the cockpit, if the pilot was like, my my instruments, my instruments are going haywire. Like there'd be someone back there like, is there someone on Twitter?

Is anyone on Twitter? Yeah. Is someone watching a YouTube video? They they partially downloaded earlier. Yeah, I so I would. They were hanging upside down from their fucking seat belts in the video. The guy like is on his phone. He's like, oh my God.

He's like upside down. Everybody's screaming. They got everybody. We do a fun prank where you undo your your seatmates. Let him fall straight down. Yeah, that's a nice little miracle. That was a miracle. And no one no one was miracle. That was a miracle. No one was killed. No one was hurt.

Or no. Hopefully, no, everybody. Everybody's fine, apparently. Well, no one died. No one was hurt. I didn't. I heard nobody was hurt. OK, OK. Like they were they didn't.

They didn't really make a big story of it. I saw everyone get out. I watched those videos. That was wild. You were asking me last week if I thought there were more plane crashes recently. And I said, no, but it's like, damn, there's another one. This one seems like a real one too.

What I didn't want to happen was the year of the shark thing where at this point, there's sharks spotted off the Florida coast and it's newsworthy. I'm like, no, they just kind of live there. Like that's not an event. The medic medevac plane that crashed in Philly. That's real. That that's cool. Look like a movie scene. Yeah. Of course the one where the helicopter and the plane hit together. That's real.

And this one's real too. It launched in America and landed in Canada, right? Do I have that right? That's my understanding. It was a Delta flight, so that would track probably from Atlanta. I saw them say that they did an extensive look into the one over the Potomac in Washington. And I think there was a part where the helicopter

keyed his mic to say something to ATC, but ATC's beginning of their sentence got cut off. They were like, he's right over there to your left. And they think that maybe like, he's right over there got cut off and then all they heard was to your left. And then the next sentence was something else that maybe there was some confusion there.

They also did have their goggles on. They know because when they remove the goggles, they say something, they're like, okay, now transferring to no goggle mode. And like that's not in the flight recorder at all. So they could have been partially blinded, I guess. So I've learned about that. And I know the thing about that,

they do night goggle training flights, because there might be an environment where you need to fly by night goggles. And if they take them off, it's kind of like agreeing that we fucked up, we can't handle this. So we're gonna take the goggles off and go like regular VFR.

And they didn't do that. They didn't like agree to take their goggles off. And what happens is it cuts their peripheral vision. So they're looking at the whole world through like a toilet paper tube. And that might have been why they didn't spot the plane or they let it, they hit it. Let me see what kind of goggles they have. Yeah, I didn't do any following up on that one. I just assumed it had to be a helicopter error. Like I didn't even consider that it could be the plane's

error because it's just so out of left field for like, it's like clearly the helicopters where it shouldn't fucking be like, oh. Like how else? The helicopter was following its prescribed pattern. It may have had the altitude wrong. So actually, I shouldn't have said no, but it was following the helicopter flight pattern and the plane flight pattern kind of overlap

and it's ATC who's supposed to keep that under control but they didn't get all the info. And the plane was at like full rudder or whatever. Like it had tried to dodge the helicopter. It saw it and made an evasive maneuver, but it didn't work. Now it makes me wonder like, did it make them fly into it? You know, like for two balls to hit in the air, the ball. It was a little bit bluer but it didn't work. Now, it makes me wonder like, did it make him fly into it? You know,

like for two balls to hit in the air, like if if if I were to throw a baseball and ask Kyle to nail it, it'd take more than one try, I bet. You know? Yeah. So, if if that was a curve ball and they hit, then they don't hit, not curving. Yeah, it's like if

you are walking down an aisle at the store and you do that thing where like you run into someone head on and you take a right step and they take a left one and it's like you kind of just line up with each other and you go, ah, then you finally walk except there to dance. That's what I always say. That's good. I'll say that next time. Your dance. Someone's, someone's nine year old daughter. What the fuck is this guy about? dance someone's nine-year-old daughter what the fuck is this guy about? Daddy this man wants to dance with me like you and mommy dance right? Wait wait wait wait I don't talk to kids man I'm so afraid of being like fake better like are accidentally being perceived as one like I don't want to talk to people's kids.

I see a kid, I get nervous. Where are your parents at? You sent me out alone. I don't even like being alone. We used to watch Colin's coaches kid for a while and I didn't want to be alone with her. I didn't want like always witnesses. I never changed your diaper.

Not once, not because I was unwilling to, but because it just it doesn't seem right. I need to handle it. It was a call. You if somebody had left their kid with me like, hey, man, your kid needs a diaper change. Oh, yeah. The bags over there by the yeah, you got to come home. I'm about to strip your kid naked. They told me, no.

Yeah, but she's too. Yeah, she said no, though. I'm not about to forcibly strip your daughter, sir. She's ruined my account. And if you want me to, I'm going to need you to send that in text form. I'm not going to do it, but I'll have that evidence now. Yeah, I don't want to be around children. Like, not only do I hate children and everything about them just find to be annoying Little subhumans, but like it's just too much liability Yeah, I've seen those kids lie on dudes all the fucking time dude like that. That's the other thing being a stepfather

Them kids lie on their stepfather so much that it's like it's like hearing a Dog attack somebody I wonder what kind it's like it's like hearing a dog attack somebody. I wonder what kind it was like, you know what happened. Like dude comes in there and like, mom, she's you're going to do what Uncle Kyle says like, I have to. Oh, no, you don't. I'm leaving. Oh, no, you don't. Like they frame, they frame those stepdads all the fucking time.

And you'll hear the story where like that guy's whole life will be ruined irreparably and the what the woman will move on and she's single now and the kid will be like I made that shit up I Made that up. Just so you know, he didn't really molest me. So you're I have to still go to these therapy sessions I'm tired of going to therapy. He didn't really touch me and it's like what he's in jail right now, honey We moved to Minneapolis Well, you should have bought me those packs of Pokemon cards I thought I couldn't play Pokemon stories that come out of a divorce with a grain of salt Oh, did he hit her? Oh, did he touch the kids? Did he do this? Did you do that while you're in divorce proceedings?

Look, I don't know what happened I'm just not gonna render an opinion until there's some proof or something. Yeah. It's like, oh, okay. Well, this is the juncture where both sides have a vested interest in lying. Like to get what they want out of this. So I like that strategy. I don't want to be in a room alone. Did everyone laugh to him and everyone stop laughing. Be true rolled around and he looked like a genius. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah.

He was one of the, he was like the appearance of impropriety is enough. And then everyone was like, what are you gay? Two days later, they're like, no, this celebrity touched me in 1972. Yeah. All of a sudden. Yeah. I didn't even know I could still get in trouble for that. Yeah, it looked like I didn't even know I could still get in trouble for that.

It's just like some old guy. Like, as you know, part of getting ahead is like developing relationships at work and just being fully unable to like even have go to lunch with him. It seemed like it would put women at a competitive disadvantage, but I also see where he's coming from. You know, he's, I get it. Yeah. I don't want to be falsely accused by anybody. You know what I mean? That's the worst. Time to wrap.

Yes, it's dinner time. Oh, it's like it. I'm going to play some Baldur's Gate. Enjoy. Another playthrough? Yeah, I think I'm going to suck scum in soon and do like a four player like play it like it's Dungeons and Dragons kind of thing, maybe.

Nice. All right, PKN 548.