Painkiller Already - PKN 563

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

Are you all, are you top left on your screen? I'm top right. Oh, that must be maddening for the listener. I guess the service we used to do the podcast doesn't have us organized for Woody in our normal boxes. It didn't have any of us in our normal boxes and we all insisted on refreshing because I, I have to be in my spot. Kyle nailed it.

It feels like I came to bed and that insane woman took my side I would hate that. I've got it. We have a side sides All my shits on that nightstand. It's great my self-defense slingshot and my my drug Bart Simpson Simpson. I have my self-defense book of jokes. Taste the marbles, criminal. That top right spot for you, Kyle, is worn out and Kyle shaped. And same for Woody in the top left. And me at the bottom. I didn't realize how much that would annoy me. But as soon as I saw it, and I was in Woody's normal spot, and Zach was like, Do you guys really care? Or do we want to kick off? I'm glad Kyle also was like, yeah, no, we need to, this can't be, we can't be having this. We need to be in our positions. Well, Woody will have to soldier on, I suppose, cause Zach could play.

Yeah. I'll just sleep on the other side of the bed, suck it up. Am I still the power bottom on your screen? Yes. You're both power bottoms on my screen. What? You're a bit of us? No, I'm over Kyle. And it's a blank one next to me on my screen. What? You're a pyramid of us? No, I'm over Kyle.

And it's a blank one next to me on the top. A blank one? You're the next, oh my God. Nothing's right about this, folks. Nothing's right about this. Thank you for soldiering on his costume. So, Taylor, your boy's dead. Another one.

Another King of the Hill vet bites the dust. Dale, I think, died of cancer or some horrid disease. John Redcorn. He was probably a government conspiracy. Knowing Dale. He should have taken his ivermectin. Remember, he was immune to it. He'd sprayed around it. He was totally fine. That was good. But yeah, John Redcorn did not die of natural causes, which makes it more tragic. He was murdered. Was it in his house, Kyle? So he used to live there. He still owns that property. But his neighbors were calling him gay slurs and threatening his life and saying they would burn his house down. And then they killed his dog. And they put his skull, put the dog burn his house down. And then they killed his dog and they put his skull, put the dog skull on his

mailbox and then they burnt his house down. So he left that neighborhood because, you know, things were a little rough, but he returned to visit the dog's grave. And then they shot and killed him. Did they get him? Like the perpetrators are all locked up. Oh, I was like, he's dead. No, I know.

He's to get him. Taylor got Mr. Redcorn. I haven't heard anything about the person that shot him at all. I heard from an unreliable source, Twitter, that they shouted homophobic slurs as they killed him or something. Is that, have you guys heard that from a better source? Yeah, the whole thing was because he was gay.

Yeah. That's one of those things that like, yeah, you can't, I guess, definitively prove they were yelling slurs, but it's like, they were putting animal heads in his mailbox and they murdered him. So I'm going to go out on a limb and say they were probably slurring it up a little bit too. But yeah, he's also a native American. So I'm like, what was it about him that they found that the bigots didn't like? Oh, the gay people. Nobody hates the Apaches anymore.

We let them slide these days. People hate gay people now. It's 2025, get over it. These guys didn't like, maybe they didn't like the reboot. They're like, they'll never be the same. You can't make Bobby an adult, a chef. You're not my John Redcore. Hank Hill moved to Saudi Arabia to work on propane. If there's one place on Earth,

don't need propane, Saudi Arabia. The fuck's storyline is this. Did you go to Saudi Arabia to sell propane? That's apparently part of the reboot story. That's a common thing in the oil and gas industry, though, to go back and forth between Texas and Saudi Arabia for any number of reasons. And you know what that guarantees? It also means that we're not getting Buck Strickland back because he definitely has a heart attack to make that the point. Like, like Hank has to, you know, take over Strickland propane. And then he does so well that the Saudis, you know, scope them out and bring them over.

I'm looking forward to it. Hank Hill would never move to Saudi Arabia. He loves Cowboys football too much. He loves America too much. Those rubs are actually quite freeing. You know, they've got a point about women, Peg. Cover up. I saw somebody online say, leave a funny comment where they're like,

it would be really, really funny if Peggy came back from Saudi Arabia speaking perfect Arabic, but couldn't speak Spanish, still couldn't speak Spanish a lick. Perfect Arabic. That'd be good. So RIP to John Redcorn. Yeah, that's awful. I was saying earlier, he's also the Indian chief from Parks and Rec, who they interact with a lot.

He's a really funny, dry, humor character in that show. So yeah, that sucks. I saw some pictures online of like, what he looks like these days. And it's like, dang, why they hate cram that guy? I'm like, William's like, I guess he could understand not liking somebody and then they're gay on top of that.

But you gotta be so gay for me not to like you because you're gay. You got to be like in the street rainbow cock out like in my face. Like you're gonna really bother me. It's not even a gay part about that. I dislike it's the attention whoring. Yeah, there was something else about you that you were. If you were just look at me, look at me, look at me someone pay attention to me. I dislike you for that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. you for that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that sucks. It seems like, I mean, how are they going to do this reboot? Like we talked about it's already done. I thought it was supposed to be a continuous thing, not like a one season. We did this while they done the season. It's at the it'll be a year and a half before there's more of it. You know what I mean? Like they got plenty of time to get it. It's an artificial intelligence.

John Redcorn. Look, nobody dies anymore. Nobody has to die ever again in entertainment or Hollywood with AI. It's just the them being able to feed it your life's career of speaking. And then it's just perfect. It's just perfect. I saw an AI the other day. It turns you into any accent you want perfectly.

You know what I mean? Like, like. Wait, what? I need this on my stream deck. Yeah. I'm going to plug us in and it's I'm going to give us all Canadian accents. And it's going to be called PKA.

People with PKA. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be funny. I don't like it. They're coming for our jobs. That's where I was handed. I was like, the It can be funny. I don't like it. They're coming for our jobs. That's where I was headed. I was like, the show can go on. They could hire Taylor.

He'll knock that red corn out of the park. Yeah, I'm really annoyed that of what I'm seeing about the King of the Hill reboot, more annoyed than I should be, because it's like my favorite show. I just I don't

I don't like. The thought of too much change in the King of the Hill universe and so like Bobby being an adult now and all the characters being older and Hank moving back from Saudi Arabia It's just it's so jarring and weird and knowing that every time I hear Dale's voice because Dale's Half the show will be in modern times and half the show will be fucking flashbacks where they show you how they got to where they are because I saw a clip that had good Hank in it and good Hank is the toddler that Cotton had in his 80s or whatever that he renamed good Hank. Yeah, G.H.

Yeah, G.H. Good Hank. So I'm fine with it. I bet it's gonna be good. I look forward to seeing Bobby as an adult chef and doing his thing. And I saw Khan Jr. saw that character. I saw a bunch of the character models. They look good to me. I'm glad they changed it because The Simpsons is that it's that stuck in perpetual Homer's 38 and everyone else matches for all, for the, to the end of time. And there's something so soulless about that. When you can hear the voice actors aging and dying. It's like, man, these, these people are a little older.

Like let them be a little older. Every so often when I see in like a grownup Simpson kid, it feels like a treat to me. So I guess if you want Simpsons to go on forever, just keep doing what you're doing and make bad shows that for some reason never die. But if you wanted to give me a little frosting on the cake before you left, it would be a grownup Simpsons. Like Simpsons is so different because like they there's nothing they could change the show to now that would make that show good again. Like it's, it's so played out, like it just shouldn't be around anymore. It's just some guy that

stays on the Fox lineup. Cause I guess they've got no better ideas. Like it's 36. It's that show is I'm 34. That show is two years older than me. That shows 36. If I, if Homer were born the year that came out. Yeah, with the Tracy Allman show. But like that show is almost as old as Homer is supposed to be. And because it has a floating timeline. And like season one, it shows like, oh, Marge, do you remember how we met? And it's like in the 50s. And then now it's like Marge, Marge, do you remember how we were just so old sounding

Homer? And he's like in the late. It's like, it's like watching the towers fall. Like what the fuck? It's just weird. The Simpsons needs to go out for its own sake because what they've done now is like so many young people, I would assume, think of The Simpsons is like just an always been shit show and it's like, no, watch the Simpsons from season two through 10,

two through nine, really. And it's fantastic. Hilarious. Almost every episode is a banger, especially like two, three, four, five. And I want to see modern Simpson and make my own opinion. Like I haven't seen it. So I just, I desire you to be wrong, but I don't know anything on my own. I've like popped into it and had to turn it off for the same reason Kyle said, where like you hear Marge talk and like, she's always had that kind of weird voice. But like now it's like a 75 year old woman doing a woman.

Like Nancy Pelosi doing Marge or something. Yeah, it's like everyone sounds so old. The only character's voice who like sounds about the same as Lisa's because that's just that clear your throat. Everyone sounds so old. The only character's voice who like sounds about the same as Lisa's, because that's just that lady's voice. And even it sounds a bit older. So yeah, that's the thing. I'll watch Kingdill.

I'll give it a go. I'm not offended by it. Did you see the intro? Did you see the new intro? The dun-dun-dun-dun-d The only thing I've seen that I don't love is sort of the animation style is different. Just the background, the trees, the houses, the grass, the pavement, etc. Like that all looked different to me. And I don't I don't love that. I agree. But but I hope if the storylines are good, then I'm going to love

it. If I hope that Bobby is this like, well adjusted guy and home and Hank is the one who's like the fish out of water sometimes I look forward to seeing what kind of Saudi influences he's brought back to our lunch. Like I hope he's making shawarma or something whatever those people eat. I texted you my idea that like like they said they wanted to like modernize it and I was like if they would have kept the old show like they could have done a funny episode where like Bobby decides, like he's so

tired of Hank not being proud of him for being good at sports that Bobby's like, dad, I'm trans now and I made the team. And then he's like, no, not even into the transit, just come home. I made the varsity team. You're not going to believe it. I'm the captain. And then Hank's like, but Bobby, you don understand. People are going to hate you for this. And then they go and like, Bobby beats the shit out of some girl on the wrestling team and everyone's cheering and he's like, what the heck's going on? He goes and breaks the glass on that shirt. He never thought he'd get to wear. I never thought I'd wear this. And it's like proud dad. get to wear I never fall out wear those and it's like proud dad.

That is exactly that's that's that's that would be a funny fucking episode. You know, Bobby goes trans and Bobby's out there like like he's dominating these girls. They're all watching change to to you. Mike, Mike, Mr. Judge hit me up, please. Work with you. Doc on my phone of ideas like this. incredibly offensive. The South Park people would do it. Don't be scared. They would. Yeah. Oh, they did it. They did almost exactly that when they had their Strong Woman episode where the macho man Randy Savage shows up to compete in the women's decathlon or whatever it is, and he's just dominating in every category.

It's literally the macho man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Literally the macho man. Oh, yeah But he didn't battered I saw they they tested that olympic boxer that like all the one that was um, it's he most What does it call? It's weird. It's like got I think the person has like testicles and a uterus or something some sort of weird Oh, Greg would call it a downstairs mix up. I cannot call it hemophilia, but I'm pretty sure. I got a man.

Jana. Hermaphrodite. Hermaphrodite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The latest way they tested this person says male. So they're suing and trying to take metals away and stuff. But it's like that person's just their own category over there. Clearly, if you've got balls and I don't think I don't think he has balls and a uterus. I think he has balls, but aren't the balls on the inside? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has a vagina,

internal testicles and it's a whole mishmash. I think the downstairs looks like a girl. That's my understanding. And that's why she's wearing it. I'm gonna need to see it too. Yeah, I think she looks like a girl downstairs, but inside she's got some boy parts. But she's got man hands. You can see in those victory pictures, those are some man collarbones. You can see those man collarbones.

Yeah, that's where there's actually this weird blurry line. I mean, where this person is like a medical oddity, literally. Like that, I don't know what to do on it. I'm glad it's not my decision to make. But in most of the other situations that we run into, it's clear. It's fucking day. Like, I don't want Brock Lesnar's daughter as an example of like some of these bitches are scary I wouldn't want to compete against her. I can't throw a shot put as far as Brock Lesnar's daughter. No one in Colorado can apparently four years in a row. What a beast she is. Good for her. Looks exactly no paternity test needed. A maternity test might be needed. He's like, I saw her come out of you, but I just don't believe. She was, dude, that mom

was fucking shredded. After the birth, she was torn apart. Oh yeah. I bet she goes into the WWE. That's my guess. Yeah, yeah, she should. She absolutely should. She could have a super career there and they would pick her up. Um, it, you know, she's, she's unfortunate looking is the way I would put it. So like, like maybe she'll go through some sort of, maybe she'll look better in a few years. I don't know. So maybe her skin will even out and she'll that channel go away.

Can I ask you, I haven't seen her outside of competition, right? So all the pictures I see is like basically no makeup some unflattering track and field thing Have you seen her at her best? I haven't but but i'm a you know, you know I she's right. She's not gonna be begging even has those skills Like I doubt that she knows how to do makeup and hair. She knows how to do track and field. She seems like a tomboy raised by a man man. I don't know what you call Brock Leicester. He's something more than man though.

I just think, you know, if you said, yeah, she elevates herself from a three to a six, I'd be like, okay, you know, I'll take your word for it. Yeah, she's pretty good. Just get that, if she can get them cheeks out on on WWE I watch that that's what would bring me over is some freaky shit. I don't care about What they usually do it just so silly to me. Is she good on the mic? She'd have to be good on the mic that to me is the only part of it

Look at those gals she's with if you were gonna like that one on the right has something how yeah oh boy he doesn't get the image. So we're looking at this. Oh my god. You just go and describe it and find it. Alright so we're just looking for what he had. Seems to be in some sort of maybe a hotel lobby or restaurant. They're a table and there's three ladies and one of the middle is Brock Lesnar's daughter, all gussied up, best I've ever seen her. And then on either side of her is an equally big bitch, if not bigger, but I was just gonna comment, that one on the right has some powerful genetics too. I get all of them, there's some big old girls, my goodness.

The other two girls have big boobs. Sure. I beat Jack because I linked it in the chat. It looks like there's a pretty ginger in the background. It was eyebrows. Taylor, your children would rule nations. They could do anything with the sun never in their eyes. We become excellent golfers.

Well, I bet those are other shot put gals, right? There's no way she's the only shot put gal in Colorado, like on the team. She does a bunch of track and field stuff. I bet she throws the discus and anything that requires fucking throwing something heavy as fuck. So if you told me yellow was a javelin girl, I'd buy it. Sure, I bet they are. But yeah, WWE makes sense

because like what else are you gonna do? You probably do all the throwing sports when you do one of them would be my guess. It's probably just that shot put is what she's best at. But there's no way shot put like do even Olympic shot putters. Do they kind of matriculate over or are they like, no, I'm just here for shot put. Or it's like, no, come on, throw the fucking discus. They're specialists from what I've seen because like the shot put guys always look.

They have a build about them. They look like dwarfs. They look like dwarfs. They look like dwarfs. They're often just so wide and powerful in the shoulders. I don't know. I'm sure there's some crossover in the amateur levels though. Everybody's doing everything. At the meeting in high school it was.

The hammer throw. If you asked me to throw a shot put, I could do something on my first try resembling what a shot putter does. If you asked me to do the discus, well, I've thrown enough frizzbees that I think I'd get it down the field. Hammer throw, stay clear guys.

I don't know what it's going either. I don't know what it's going either. I don't know what it's going either. Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! We're not winging it. Like they know the amount,

they're counting their revolutions. Like they know when to release. Today you are, but not winging it. They know the amount. They're counting their revolutions. They are. But I just like it. It's a skill that people don't have. I don't have. I did discus in middle school track and field after I was banned from the running events. They put me in. It wasn't fair to the other competitors.

It wasn't fair to the other competitors. I was too quick. And they put me in shot It wasn't fair to the other competitors. It wasn't fair to the other competitors. I was too quick. And they put me in shot put discus. It was me and the other fucking garbage pail kids in our own little zone. And I was like, I did all right in those events. Because at that point, no, none of the people, it wasn't like there was one school that had a guy who knew how to do discus. It was just like, all right, whoever kind of the biggest slowest kids are just throw this. And I was like, all right, this kind of, you know, I'm going to throw the end like every throw at the discus felt good because you

feel sick. You feel like a Greek, like Olympian, like the, the release and you watch the spin of it must look cool too. Cause he's in that pose. Yeah. I mean, it was middle school track and field. I don't even think the important events like the 400 meter were getting trophies. I threw shot put too. I didn't do the discus, but I had a shot put. I remember my parents bought me one to practice with and I was throwing that thing around in the front yard. Then dad ran it over with a lawnmower, got real pissed.

That was the end of your career. I mean, it doesn't hurt that ball. It's just a big chunk of iron I wonder if they do both hands as like a way to balance their physique Because like you know the way they'll see I know Kyle I for a fact you've seen these the skeletons of like the British Where you can tell they were long bowmen by how their skeletons were. There's a dude on YouTube who's like an old man with long gray hair who just loves archery, but he doesn't fuck with compound anything, only longbows. And when he turns his left side normal, if you blacked out the right side of his back, you'd be like, that's just kind of a normal guy. Fit, definitely fit, but a normal guy. And then you see the right side and it's shredded, just ripped, because he's holding, he's pulling back.

He's like, this is my 95 pound long bow. I used to be able to do 150 pounds when I was a younger man, but I've had to tamp it down. And it's like, do you have any idea how heavy like 95 pounds is for a normal person, much less like an old man? It's a different pull and a bow too It's it's a different exercise

You know, you're pushing with your left and pulling with your right and creating that statement sort of position But that's heavy and that's what those bows were those guys and those English long bowmen were pulling back 120 150 pound bows. Yeah, it's easy to be like Old-timey they probably weren't very strong. And then you read something in history like that. And it's like, now these dudes could get it. Like you never, you never think about archers being very strong. You think of more like a knight or a swordsman, some guys lugging around plate armor, bashing people's skulls in like, Oh, that guy's probably a Titan. And I'm sure he was. There's no way the archers

were bullying that guy, but you're still jacked. And that's pretty cool. You know what I wonder about what Samurais were really like? Cause when I picture a samurai, it's a big dude, maybe overweight, wearing the armor, et cetera. But that's not what typical Japanese people look like in my mind, at least not the athletic ones. The athletic ones are a little slight, they're agile.

They're a dex build. So like, what did samurais really look like? I have this idea that we could all beat samurai samurais in arm wrestling contests that they weren't that big and strong Japanese dudes. Yeah, totally. They're 16th century Japanese men. They were probably five foot three to five foot five on average. Like, the problem was they they were fighting other five foot three and five put five guys and they were incredibly good with those fucking swords right yeah yeah I didn't say I could beat them in swordsmanship I went

to arm wrestling no you totally arm wrestle those guys look when I see I saw Bruce Lee's workout regimen the other day it's like a he had it written down exactly what he did made a lot of sense. It was, it looked like a push-pull routine with, you know, four or five sets of six to ten. It was pretty standard stuff, but his weights were low, really low. And it's like, okay, like it's what we always thought, because common sense, like he wasn't a strong person. Like he was a little guy, he's like 120 pounds or something. Super fit. Whenever anybody brings him up as some sort of mixed martial art artist or some sort of goat of combat sports, it's like what are you talking about? Like this is what this sport has

been trying to get away from, the kumatais and the secret jungle blood sport nonsense and all of the ties and the secret jungle blood sport nonsense and all of the fake kung fu nonsense. This is what we've been trying to get away from for the last 25 years. Don't dip your toes back into that for the sake of some Japanese immigrant who's been dead for us half a century. Who fucking cares? He made a couple. He made three good movies ever. Like, why are we still talking his dick? Like at like 30 or something like remarkably young? Yeah, he had a mysterious death. It was weird

Um, that's what I like about early MMA though, cuz like when I first when I watched UFC one One first of all, I was like, I can't believe they're letting people do this Like this is legal and they're like well not exactly legal, but no one said not to so here we are You could only get it on like video tape. You could like, I don't think it was even on pay-per-view. I could be wrong about that. And, but that's how I saw it on like VHS tapes from Blockbuster and stuff.

And before it happened, I thought American boxers would be the cream of the crop in terms of fighting. That's what I thought. I didn't know. And then my second guess would have been like the most extreme of the crop in terms of fighting. That's what I thought I didn't know and then uh my second guess would have

been like Japanese acrobats coming down to that. Who's who's the toughest guy? Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee. I can't wait to find out. Turns out it's some Midwest wrestlers. The toughest guy around. They take people down. Maybe a Russian one. Maybe

some dude from from the USSR, you know, they competed probably. Yeah Yeah, you're not gonna you're not gonna look at the guy and not realize right away that he's a tough guy Like like maybe with some of them little Brazilian guys or something But tough guys look like tough guys their big giant barrel chested and square fucking headed in their ears Look like they're about to rot off them. Who's the dude that he always does these leg locks He looks like a nerd, a librarian with MMA ears. Yeah, I can't think. His last name might be Hall, I forget.

I can't bring it up. I don't like the little weight classes, they're boring to me. Anything smaller than 145 is, I'm not into it. Those little guys are, I even watched the Mighty Mouses fights, and there's that one where he does that like flying arm bar to the guy.

The other man's usually put apply an arm bar to an opponent who's on their back on the ground and you manipulate them until you've got their arm pivoting across your crotch and you snap it or make them tap. He jumped so high into the air that he threw it on him at standing level and took him down with it. It was incredible.

Like the way, in slow-mo, you see him locking it up and manipulating everything and putting it in place and then falling to the ground and having it already fucking sunk in. But still, I don't know, he's a little fella. I don't want to agree, but I wholeheartedly do. I wanna like all of them for what it is. I famously like always harp on the idea.

Like I'll watch middle school fights as long as you hate each other. Sure. Someone pointed camera at it. I'm here for it. But when I watch pro fights, 145 is where my interest starts to really rise. Below that, you know, for men.

Yeah. Cause those are normal sized men. They're cutting, those 45ers are cutting at least 15 pounds. They're walking around at 160 and they probably balloon up 165, 170, an off season or whatever. They're normal sized men. Mighty Mouse is an unusual guy when you see him in RL, I bet. He's a little weird shaped dude. I don't take anything away from him, but putting him in the goat conversation is just weird

to me, like pound for pound conversation, sure, because that's this weird kind of avenue and way to help. He's really personal and likable. Yeah, he's great. He's great. He does Twitch and all sorts of interviews. He's wonderful. Seems like a great guy,

but he's not in my goat conversation. Way ahead of Bruce Lee though, cause I've always, even when I was a kid I was like Arnold Schwarzenegger I think the conversation back then was on Schwarzenegger versus Bruce Lee when I was a king is because there were no fighters So we thought Arnold was the toughest guy in the world. I've got one for you murder Bruce Lee. I Neither guys are fighter Arnold Schwarzenegger versus Wilt Chamberlain. Oh Will Chamberlain Arnold? will tell you that too. Arnold

talks about Wilt picking him up and putting him on a boat. Really? He's like the gap between the dock and the boat was too far. So, we put one leg on the boat on the dock and one leg on the boat and he picked us up one at a time and placed us in the boat like children. There's a picture of Arnold and maybe and Wilt Chamberlain. Andre. And and Andre and Andre and Wilt arelain Andre and and Andre and Andre and will are holding Arnold up in the center. His feet are far off the ground

Arnold talks about him bench pressing over 500 pounds with those crazy long arms and talks about he was the I think he may have called Him this one of the strongest humans he'd ever encountered like is that real though? Is that one of those like old-timey? strongest humans he'd ever encountered. Is that real though? Is that one of those like old timey legend things, like 500 pounds for someone who isn't training that, like if you were to tell me that before I had done any amount of lifting or I might be like, wow, that's crazy. But like I've lifted long enough to know no one hops on a bench and does. He lifted.

He was with Arnold at Gold's gym, like working out with, with Franco Colombo and also he was a big lifter too Well, he was one of the greatest show us a picture of Wilt Chamberlain. Like like maybe you don't know how big he is He's just a colossal. I'm picturing a very tall very slender guy. I'm not picturing a bunch of muscles He's a monster. You know thinking of someone different. He was in Conan the Barbarian. He plays one of the bad guys He is a gargantuan human being. Um, yeah, he would, he would, he would, in a, in a combat, he would definitely kill Arnold. This is him awfully young. Obviously this is, this is him on the Harlem Globetrotters maybe.

Try to find one where he looks jacked because this person can't bench press 500 pounds. I, I don't know about that. He's just, dude, him being longer would make it harder. I know. He doesn't have the requisite musculature here to move 500 pounds. That's just not happening. Yeah, he looks fit there. Like he looks like muscles strong. God damn, Andre is a monster. He's like, he's as wide as both as both of them together.

Apparently, apparently, Wilt was known to bench press 500 pounds, some reports claimed 600, but he was also notably he benched 465 at age 59. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure Shaquille O'Neal could bench 460 by the way. Shaquille O'Neal looks like a big strong guy with big strong muscles. That guy doesn't look as big as Shaquille O'Neal even. That was the biggest picture I've ever seen. He's jacked, but that's like 500 pounds. This picture of him holding Arnold and him flexing his arm.

Look, forget about his proportions. Look at his muscle mass compared to Arnold's muscle mass. Man, we know bench press is 500 pounds. You know what I mean? I feel you. If I was going to believe it, it would be from that picture because he looks jacked and big there. The questions seem weird.

It's like, ah, your arms look little. Yeah, on him they're very long so they look little but I think next to you. Yeah, and that's true. He would look huge next to normal people and it doesn't help being like, look how big this guy looks. Also next to him in frame is a freak of nature, Andre the giant. Remember what a beer can looks like in Andre's hand as you look at this picture. And then remember that Arnold is as tall as us, like Arnold's 6'1 or so. Yeah, isn't Arnold a fiber about that? Doesn't he like, he trumps it up? Well, no, because he was on stage for years barefoot next to men who measure themselves to the centimeter. So his dimensions are well documented. He was, you know,

turning himself into a piece of marble That guy's great. I love Arnold so much every time every time I watch a documentary or a film about him I'm just like fuck. Yeah, I hope you met in the early parts when he's struggling. I'm like persevere Arnold persevere I'm like rooting it's like when you watch a movie and at the beginning you're like, come on you can get through this I know they get through it, but I'm still like Come on, you're like, come on, you can get through this. I know they get through it, but I'm still like, come on, you got this. I watched Arnold in the early years and he's talking about like sleeping six hours a day and taking fucking accent classes and acting classes and working

out and running up two businesses and being an immigrant that can't speak the fucking language and just, he's got that motivational speech where he's like, he's like people tell you to sleep eight hours a day. No, just sleep faster. You six hours a day. That leaves you 18 hours, 18 hours every day to make your dreams come true. Let me tell you what I did with my 18 hours. He breaks it down. It's like, what the fuck? And he's like a big bodybuilder guy. And so of that 18 hours, three hours is eating, like fueling himself and cooking and eating enough food with his problem.

Because back then, what were they were doing that like classic like chicken, enormous amounts of chicken, rice and broccoli, eight times a day. That's what a lot of guys still do. Like I get fed a ton of bodybuilding, podcasting and YouTube shorts with like the greats of bodybuilding from Ronnie Coleman and Dorian Yates. And there's another white guy who's just gargantuan. And he talks about the other white guy was talking about bench or like squatting like six or 700 pounds. And when he was 19, he's just like, I'm in high school, just throwing up 500 like it's nothing, you know. So I'm naturally gifted when it comes to that.

And they have pictures of him, you know, at 19. It's clearly a kid and his legs look like you designed them in a video game. His legs look fake. And it's incredible the genetic advantage some people have. They're just they're just not exactly, they're more human than we are. Or maybe we're more human than they are. Yeah. Cutler. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't think of it, dude. It's the meme. It, when I hear Jay Cutler, someone said this, lots of people said it, it burned in my head. Nobody wants to fuck Jay Cutler. Like he is the example of you've gone

too far that people often use. Nobody wants to fuck Jay Cutler. Like he is the example of you've gone too far that people often use. Nobody wants to fuck Jay Cutler. I'm sure somebody does. Somebody likes really giant hulking men, but he's not someone you would ever see twice in a life. Yeah, it's a little too much. I like the strong men competitions.

Like sometimes those guys will be marching out and you'll see the spectators and like, that's one of the like sports where the spectators just kind of standing behind a barrier. And so you can get a feel for like, what a normal crowd looking on. And like, you know, it's a crowd. So like what, five, nine is average male height

and probably five, three, four for women. But like there's like, there's some six foot, six foot two guys sprinkled in there. And like even the short strong men, it's like these guys are monstrous or the ones who are actually like average height. Like there's some guy named Zydrunas, obviously Eastern European. It's in his blood. It's in his balls. That's what he does. One of the best of all time.

Like they are they are four people wide. Like easily, it's crazy how big. What was that you said? Nobody wants to fuck. What's his name? J Cutler. Yeah. He's a little too, a little too much.

Eddie Hall looks small amongst the other strongest men in the world because he's next to, who's the really sweet one who's big? He's nice. Oh, Brian Shaw. Brian Shaw, yeah, thank you. Next to Brian Shaw, he looks tiny, but next to me, he would look enormous.

Yeah, he's one of those strong men where you see him next to Brian Shaw and Thor Bjornsson, and you're like, oh, that's nice, they're including the little guy, and then you look up his stats, and it's like, he's six, three and a half? Like, think about that. That guy's enormous.

I love those videos that Jujimufu would put out years ago where he'd be like, I I'm doing a grip strength gauntlet. And he'd like have other giant YouTubers over and he'd be like, all right, you did everything, but now you have to pick up the hell melon. And it's, it's a watermelon made of tungsten and it weighs 400 pounds and there will always be something like that or some weirdly shaped orb that like... Have you seen the 210 pound... They have a 210 kilo shield that they carry now and it is such a weird exercise because

there's no good grip. It's built like a medieval shield, sort of triangular. You have to like hook it. a weird exercise because there's no good grip. It's built like a medieval shield sort of triangular. 440 fucking pounds and they have to walk with it and when they get to the end they turn around and walk back the other way and it's so front heavy they're collapsing. It's a lift they're not as good at. It seems new to me. I've never seen it. I like that lift a lot because they fail at it. When they carry the Volkswagen they can all do that. They can never seen it. I like that lift a lot because they fail at it. When they carry the Volkswagen, they can all do that. They can rep the Volkswagen easily, but like, Juju will have all these like YouTube level guys come over and some none of them can do it at all.

And like Brian will come over and he'll be like, all right, Brian, time for the grip thing. And he'll like pick up the first thing and he's like, oh, pretty, pretty good. And they're like, all right, we're going to, we're going to skip phases one through about 15 and go straight to 16. Can you pick up the hell melon? They say no one's ever picked. He's already got it. And he's like, no, no, no, this is tough. This is like a big circus dumbbell. As I can you pick up this circus dumbbell that weighs, you know, 200 kilos. And he's like, this is really tough because you can't ever fit your hand around. Oh, he can easily put his hand around it.

And he lifted it just fine. You don't have to put it over your head, Brian. That's not part of the challenge. Who's the climber that he hangs out with a lot? Maybe Magnus something. Magnus something or other. Yeah, yeah, that guy's pretty cool. Yeah, his grip strength.

Like, I think it's better than Juju's and it rivals the really strong guy. Yeah. And it was like one of the first times he had Brian Shaw over for grip strength. Like, I think it's better than Juju's and it rivals the really strong guy. Yeah. And it was like the one of the first times he had Brian Shaw over for grip stuff. Brian's like, this is really kind of fun. I've never actually done grip stuff before. And it's like, yes, you have. Remember when you, you know, you're you carried your rental car here. That was grip strength.

Like carrying that rock in a, they did a strong man like years ago in Africa. And it was like an African crowd. And it was, you know, none of those people have weight problems. I didn't see a single fat person in the crowd. And it just accentuated how giant the dudes were. Like, can you imagine like living in Kenya and being like, there is a sporting event that I am excited to see. They are bringing what they say is the largest man in the world from a place called,

from a place called Iceland. I do not know what this ice is, but he's much forge a powerful man. And then like, you see them look at a guy and they're like, my goodness, I never will go to Iceland. Meanwhile, like they should send to those uncontacted tribes. They should send those guys. You were right to keep them out. These are beasts.

Like, why are you all so enormous? We are the smallest of our kind. We are the embassy. I'm three years old. Magnus here is four. Just Psy-Op them into staying on their island. Maybe get a little more ship shape, a little better behavior out of those guys. There was that brief period of time when, you know, colonizing was happening. It man, it would have been, it would have, I love to have been a captain of one of those ships, just sail up to a new island. Those mcgumbos have never seen shit before. Like, like just

being able to take advantage of that. That would be great. I don't just, I wouldn't have ever left. I don't want to install myself as some sort of God. Right. That'd be cool. Yeah. The God of the light. They'd never seen horses, never seen guns. Like you just show up as a conquistador and you're like, who's the big baddie around here? And they're like, the Aztecs. They sacrifice like, I'm going to say a number and you're going to think I'm exaggerating. Like 10,000 of us every two months. It's crazy. We'll help you if you can

get rid of them." Yeah, now we're the fucking, we're the kings around here. Follow us. We'll take these Aztecs down. Cortez's story is so hardcore and some of the, and you know, they're writing as they go and he's a good writer. So like the tale has a little flavor to it. The quote is something like, never have men been as bold as we, just 200 amongst 2 million, and we conquered them in a year. It's like something hardcore like that. It's great. They were hardcore.

And I like the style of that armored helmet the conquistadors wore, with kind of the fin on the outside of it and the kind of ridge in the middle. That was a good, that was a good look. And I don't see it too much in other, uh, kind of medieval imagery. I guess that was, that was kind of, that was definitely post medieval, but not by a ton by only by a touch. Right. I don't know what he showed up. Cortez Cortez. I think of that as like It'd be like 1600s right like early 16 or was it 15?

15 1600s, I don't know which but it's got to be in there. I don't it's not 1700s and it's not 1400s Yeah early 1500s Look at us. Look at us history buffs. We know the kind of the time. Oh I know 1492. What do you do? What do you stay quiet to be polite? I don't want to spoil their fun. This is how they learn. This is how they learn. Yeah, like we're kids touching a stove. Did you see the crazy drone attack that Ukraine did to the Russians a little bit? I heard about it. Yeah billions of dollars of damage to

Sophisticated Russian bombers and then the bridge is the other one not drone, but yeah Yeah, they they sent in truckloads of like wooden sheds like a truck with a transporting wooden sheds They smuggled those into Russia near the target. And then the tops of them pop off James Bond style to reveal like a honeycomb of drones that all take off in unison and get piloted each by a person to the airfield nearby. And they hit a bunch of their strategic long range bombers.

And I think they destroyed an A-50, at least I read they did. That's their like, I think their AW a wax plan there it's got that big like dome on the top it does all sorts of electronic surveillance and coordination those are expensive they don't have the first one of those they've taken out true and I think that's an expensive thing and a difficult thing to replace and and they I saw the footage I saw them destroy like a handful of big bombers those bear bombers or whatever those old-school prop bombers But they said they destroyed a bunch of stuff. They're saying it's billions of billions of dollars worth

That's a coup. That's a that's a good one for them. I don't I saw the bridge explosion I don't know anything about bridges, but the bridge is still there The people on reddit said that now the heavier things can't use the bridge. And I mean, it's right there on Reddit. So now you know. That's true. Yeah.

They usually want money. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you'd want to, they're going to have to go in there and fix that. And I'd be so scared to go down there and fix that. I'd be scared something's waiting on me in the water, some sort of Ukrainian crab drone.

Come up and fucking drag me down. I'd still be more afraid of sharks. We're bringing in a specialist to deal with the crab drones. Crab drones. Taylor like this Dwemer artifacts. Yeah, you can bring in me. You got your custom crab crackers. You're trying to get through customs. Yeah. I'm like, do you want to see me disassemble it and reassemble it? Do you want to see me do it again?

I know the references. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, is there actual video of anything other than the bridge part? Yeah. There's video from the drones and blowing up the planes. I haven't seen drone video myself. I've seen drone like post-mortem footage. Like I've seen a bunch of that. I get it. Yeah, I think that'll be a peak

because that's gotta be a very cost-effective trade. Yes, that's why I feel like America's war forces are going in the wrong direction. We just have these very expensive, like, I don't know. It's easier to break shit than to build shit. So you wanna make a lot of cheap things. Yeah. I don't know, I think the,

we can afford to do both is the thing, and they can't, the reason they've got cheap things is because they can't afford expensive things. I mean, the Russians can't afford hangers to put their planes in. We have our planes and hangers. And we also have those two oceans. So, I just don't think we have the same use case

as this border war, but I do understand. To say we have two oceans implies it's a defensive force. Which is like- Our planes fly from here. You know, that's not how we did previous wars though. So I recognize our planes can fly from here boom we're on the same page but when I watched Iraq footage which it was a little while ago they weren't launching from here no they were in friendly countries like Kuwait and air bases

that we've got in the area but I just think that we secure those areas with air defense and the Russians clearly don't like I think our air I think we areas with air defense and the Russians clearly don't. Like I think our air, I think we have more air defense and better air defense. And they're just, those drones just flew right in there. And I watched footage in Russia, it'll be like some person in their apartment and they're bombing the chemical plant,

eight, you know, 20 blocks away. And it's just boom, boom, boom. I just don't think you could do that here. I think it's definitely not around our sensitive areas, like around our, I don't think that you could do that here. It's definitely not around our sensitive areas, like around our, I don't think that you could do that to our, where our planes are, our air bases and stuff like that. I'm sure you could fly a drone right into my fucking house.

You know, there's no, there's no patriot missile system outside stopping that. But if, if there was a B-2 bomber here, I bet there would be. I mean, there is an air base not all that far away over in Marietta, I think they got an Air Force base. I mean, I didn't I didn't see the the Pentagon defended 20 years ago. Yeah, yeah, it's true.

But I don't I don't think that plane actually hit the Pentagon. I think we shot a Patriot missile at the Pentagon to destroy some records. So that's just me. I don't think that. Yeah, I don't believe it. I don't believe it's there. I don't believe it. Wait, you think they would do that? Wait, where were where were the CIA and like the SEC records like all on paper of like all the fraud happening on the dot com bubble? Where was that stored again, Kyle? Oh, building set.

That's so strange. Something something super spooky went on 9-11. It's that one. I believe there is much more likely to be a conspiracy than even JFK. And I know JFK was a conspiracy. I'm almost positive that one was. You should watch that movie. JFK is three fucking hours long, but it's Oliver Stone made a JFK movie. He's super government critical. Obviously, he's interviewed Putin and stuff.

And Kevin Costner played. It's true story about the Warren Report and the investigation. And they put the government on trial for the murder of JFK. They had a trial. And in that trial, Kevin Costner presents real evidence that is real evidence. And at the end of it, it has that famous, the full report will not be declassified in here 2022. Now, my dad was like, Make sure you check that out in 2022. And then they like reclassified it

a few years ago when it was supposed to come out, the scumbags. Your dad was telling you that being like, I'm gonna be dead. In 98. In like 1998, when we watched that movie, I remember well, because it was 98. And I remember him saying it then. And they reclassified that shit and kicked the ball down the road. I did a slight bit more of it. Yeah, i've heard that i've heard critique of the The movie because it's like, you know, they wouldn't actually let them spill all the beans They did reveal a little bit more about some, you know, some other Well, the magic theory gets exposed and it's also good reference for pop culture reference for the seinfeld episode

You know when the the yeah the the second spitter. Yeah. So that's how the movie is. They're breaking it down like, OK, well, the government claims this and they give this evidence. Let me show you what it takes for that to be true. And you have a bullet that's like passing through people stopping in midair, making a left turn and going through my thigh thigh and then it's not done yet. Now it makes another turn and goes up and above. And it's like they call it the magic bullet theory, which is what the government's explanation was that one bullet made all these holes and turn these people into Swiss cheese from different angles.

It's bullshit. There was definitely a second shooter. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of seediness around nine 11 JFK, a lot of this stuff that didn't you, we're not going to know. Did Trump release stuff? He did. But, but nothing ever came of it. And the thing is, if there's some smoking gun piece of evidence, then it got burned a hundred years or 50 years ago, 70 years ago.

I think they're really the things that they release are going to be police reports, interviews with with people and stuff like that. It's not going to be a smoking gun. It's not going to be like a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald shooting the president or like some payment to a diss to Lee Harvey Oswald from the CIA saying make sure you get it. Like you're not going to have that. That's not that doesn't exist. Yeah, they didn't talk like they wouldn't be that explicit. They did show like it can be like, it kind of showed that a lot of the theories out there are somewhat on the mark with it. Like some of the new stuff they declassified where it was like it showed, it was funny, there were a bunch of, it was like in 1992 or something that like, you know, those, those like documents that are photocopied, it'll like have

the original type, and then it'll have like the script written by people who are like after the fact being like, you can disclose that this is approved for, you know, public release, except for this. And it was something on there that said like, all of this is approved for public releases of 1992, other than what is in brackets. And then throughout the report, the only thing in brackets was around like Israeli intelligence. And so it was like, you can release everything except for the bracket stuff. And that's not exactly telling of anything.

That could just be an international agreement between Mossad and the CIA that no matter what, you don't mention us. Like if we helped you do this, if you helped us do that, if we had a guy who happened to be there because it was Day off we just don't want our name mixed in I can't be as simple an international dream is that and I know their intelligence service is super hardcore there They are odd is traveling the world. Well, they have the United States Tax base as their budget. So just you know

You can bet the massage is busying themselves with the work of murder for the last forever. But I'm sure it intensified after October 7th. I am sure that they are traveling the Middle Eastern world, killing people who had anything to do with that shit the same way they did with was it black September or black November, whatever, with the Munich Olympics attack where they kidnapped those Israeli athletes and murdered them at the airport and they had that big shootout. The Palestinians did that. After that, the Mossad got their shit together and they went throughout Europe finding anyone who had a hand in it and murdering them, shooting, stabbing, explosives, poison, you name it, honeypot operations, everything. Just yeah, oh yeah, a hunt and kill team with a budget to go and get them.

Like the Mossad's unofficial motto for many years was, by way of deception, we shall do war, which is a proverb. And so, like, they're, you know, they're big on false flags, they're big on trickery, they're big on... Yeah, we are too. Yeah, we are to CIA. Definitely in on that. So it's I think if we like if it was genuinely exposed what a lot of these intelligence agencies really do, I think a lot of people would still deny it because it would be too upsetting to be like, what really like this is this is what we've been paying for. Like this level of trickery aimed at the American public and the global public.

They've admitted to just the Iran Contra debacle alone. Like what they've admitted to over the years is insanity. The black site torture programs, all of that stuff that they've admitted to, the upheaval and the overturn of democratic, democratic elected elected governments throughout the world, but primarily in South America, the way we've kept South America under our boot heel politically, economically for a century on purpose. It's the CIA at work.

Yeah. Like you ever looked around at like Operation Mockingbird? What's that one? It's where I think it was like post-World War II up until like the sixties or, you know, around then, the CIA had Operation Mockingbird, which was like implanting and controlling journalists in mainstream institutions and basically just feeding them how to cover things and what to say, what not to say, like, like in order to do what their job is, just to launder narratives to the

public. And then like, came up with that operation name. I mean, it's pretty gay. You know, it's probably, they probably have a couple of theater kids in the next room. Mockingbirds. You want to, you want a choir of mockingbirds, repeating your, your, uh, your tag lines. Like, yeah, like, like you see the news do for the DNC, unless you Fox news and they do it for the RNs. Then they do it if they aren't. But like they got, you know,

exposed over time. And it was one of those things where for decades people were like hey obviously the cia is like controlling a lot of our journalists integrity like we can't trust these people and people like you're a conspiracy theorist and then they get caught and they go guys it's so crazy we did that but we're not doing it anymore though we stopped that we stopped it actually you can trust your talking heads again it's definitely not like that now No, no, it's not even more thorough and encompassing. It's it's yeah, you can trust what a Fucking shepherd Smith and Don Lemon say they're definitely yeah, they're definitely out there with their Sleuthin yeah, those Trump presidencies have have sucked the life force out of Don Lemon. They're not giving him the what are they? on

the Did he is he one of the guys who got the axe it could be? Yeah, he's stressed from not having his cool cuz she job at CNN anymore. Maybe all right Did you see on the other side of the coin of evil? Did you see the illegal? Immigrant who attacked those those Israeli Protesters with Molotov cocktails and a makeshift flame thrower. Oh my. One of them, one of the people he attacked was a Holocaust survivor. The witnesses said the skin was melting off of them.

Sounds like he is not surviving anymore. Sounds like, oh, there's a video of him. Oh yeah. There's a video of him staying. Oh, I don't know about the Holocaust survivor. I think one of them may have died. I didn't want to I don't like the Holocaust survivors still alive God just forgot about him He was trying to recall that dude

That guy was fucking crazy though. I saw video He's standing there the guy who did the burning and he's got a molotov in each hand and he's screaming crazy shit With his shirt off. Yeah, I saw him just screaming with his shirt off. He sent that video. I thankfully didn't see any people on fire. No, I wouldn't see any of that. How was nobody doing anything? Like when he went, like, does nobody have a gun?

Nobody's like, all right, I'm gonna pop this guy. You can't put out fire with a gun. You need like sand or baking soda or something. Yeah. It's a terrible plan. The fire is shooting at us. You could have put this guy out with a gun. You could have or baking soda or something yeah yeah it's a terrible plan the fire is shooting at us you could have put this guy out with a gun you could have gone yeah so what do what do we think is that gonna be what's the the fallout of this Trump blamed Biden so we know where we know where to focus on, I guess. Oh, perfect.

And then they're setting up a palantir now. Have you seen his new nickname for Biden? Uh, no. The auto pen. Oh, I mean, that checks. Not doesn't roll off the tongue, but, you know, President Auto Pen, he got a lot done. He didn't have to be there for it.

Talk about efficiency. I wish Trump took accountability every once in a while. It feels so cowardly how he just dodges accountability for everything. He takes credit for the good stuff, dodges accountability on the bad stuff. He's never made a mistake. It is weak character.

It's a strategy, or maybe it's a personality flaw, or maybe it's both. But if you watch enough, if you're a casual watcher if you're one of those guys who tunes into news three times a year you'd be like oh Trump's right again I knew I was right and you turn it back off but if you watch him every day like we do you're like dude some of this is your fault right like every now and then like like this shit is your fault and even the casual stuff the one that tickled me a little bit is they're like, you know, the economy, is this your economy or Biden's?

And he's like, all the good stuff is me. All the bad stuff is Biden. I really mean that. And anybody with a third of a brain, so funny, that's just a coward being a coward. Like, that's just a pussy being a pussy. No, all the good stuff is me. And that old douchebag did all the bad things. Look at eggs now. They're great. They taste good. Good for you.

That's what our FK tells me. Like he'd be onto the next thing already. I have the F they're taking the women's eggs. That's why. The price of our grocery prices anymore. Well, because he just lies. Eggs are fixed by the way. I don't know. Are they? They weren't when I looked, but as of four weeks ago, eggs are definitely, I was in the story yesterday. Yeah. For the, for the earliest, for the, and that was never, but the problem is it was never Biden's fault either. Like it was a neither one gave birds the flu. Yeah. It seems that it was killing a quarter billion egg laying chickens that caused it.

By the way, it was fun seeing people be like, hey, Republic charge, you get what you voted for. Eggs are $8. And it's like, are you retarded? Like, do you not understand? Like, this is what's going on. And say, like, you know, a lot of the things that they were fussing about weren't Biden either. Sure. Yeah. A lot of it is that we printed half the money we've ever printed over the COVID years. Like that's going to really fuck things up. It was an opportunity to take it to actually take credit for the egg thing because you knew that the market was going to catch up. So if he just distributed a little bit of like, light operation, lightning egg. We're giving Tyson and all the other big layers,

50 million dot, like cut them a check, like and say it's gonna, and when it rebounds, take credit, because it's gonna rebound. By the way, the fact that we were able to do that, kill whatever it was, a quarter billion chickens, and then redo the life cycle at scale for our entire country in six months or whatever is incredible. Like that gives me that gives me so much pride that that's an that's a power.

That's the kind of power that Vietnam can't fucking understand. You know what I mean? Like Vietnam catching strays. What do they do? Ah, fuck. What would they not do? I've never looked. Dude, I watch enough of those history channel documentaries. I got it in for the Japs, for the Vietnamese, the Koreans. I've never looked. Dude, I watch enough of those history channel documentaries. I got it in for the Japs, for the Vietnamese, the Koreans. I haven't let any of that go. And I wasn't there. Are you trying to start Asian hate again? Not on my watch. Me and Marky Mark are like this. I write him on Twitter all the time. We're on the same page with those people.

We're on the same page with those people. You and Mark, just I'm picturing a DM, just hundreds of one way conversation, comments and conversations. He gives you like thumbs up and smiley faces. Yeah, just smiley faces and thumbs up. And they got gooks in Star Wars now. And he's like thumbs up, smiley emoji. Like Markyy marks with me Messaging him at like 340 in the morning. You're like marky. I know you're awake working out

That is my least favorite lie that like fitness influencers tell the idea that they're surviving on like three and a quarter hours sleep or Some nonsense like that. Oh, he does. Shut the fuck up. You're not, four hours? I don't buy it. When you're trying to big, If you say that. 10 hours. Yeah, that's trash if they're like lying about their sleep. But then there's like the,

maybe I'm wrong about Marky Mark, but I know like Jocko Willink and guys like that will be like, every morning I wake up at 4.01 AM and I grind. And then, you know, I do this and I do that and I eat my first meal, my second meal. And I have my third workout of the day. And then I sauna and then I make my fifth meal of the day and then this and then by, and it's like, Whoa, he's like the whole time framing it. Like, I just got to wake up and grind, dude. I just have to be

a multimillionaire podcaster with connections to the American intelligence agency. And I have to do this and then it'll be like and then lights out by 6 50. And it's like all right well then why don't we just move the whole thing forward like four hours and you could like stay awake and watch sports and like enjoy a little bit of time with your family. You know that's just a guy who hates his wife. That's a solid theory. She's like please can we go see a movie we haven't spoken in months and he's like, you don't understand the grind set babe. It's like going to bed, pushing divorce paperwork off the end table. When your real secret is a shot of testosterone every week, then it helps if you create these ridiculous fantasy things

that so that people can say, oh well that's why I'm not as big as him. Well of course I don't get before him and start the grind. Yeah. No, I get it now. That's why I'm like me and he's like him. It's not because of exogenous hormones that he shoots his ass. That's because dudes like beating the door down to 60 and he's he looks like a fucking breeding bowl. Like. Yeah. That's a good description.

He does. And you know, shout out to him for that. He looks great. He's jacked as hell. Well, I think it's time for dinner, boys. I guess. PKN 563.