Painkiller Already - PKN 567

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

PKN567, how you guys doing? Not too bad. It's solid. Not too bad. I saw there was a shooting today and it was kind of weird and there's a little bit of conspiracy theory surrounding it if you haven't heard.

Ooh, already? So the shooter is this young white guy. His parents are photographed, social media is found in front of the White House wearing their MAGA caps. Okay. But when I saw that, I was like, how many you libtards on reddit have MAGA parents probably a lot You know, I don't I don't know that I'm right here

There you go So so what he did was he called he set a small brush fire and then he called the fire 911 presumably or maybe just right and then when they show up he starts shooting firemen with a shotgun Kills two of them wounds a third so badly. He barely made it out of surgery. He's gonna live cheese and then he killed himself and The shooting happened to happen and this is the conspiracy theory part I think today was the 20th or the 21st anniversary of this incident where the local Aryan nation leader had to sell his property after a lawsuit where his bodyguards fired on a Native American woman who was unarmed for kind of no apparent reason. She sued him. The Aryan nation had to pay her 6.5 mil

and to accomplish that he had to sell his like white supremacy compound that was in the Area like you hate to see it. Ah, there was a huge swastika like a huge swastika barn. Like it was it looked like what does that mean? It's a it's a barn with a giant swastika on it a swastika barn. Damn wasn't Where they raise swastikas? No, I was hoping it was a barn that they they've made into the shape of one aerially Well, it doesn't make a lot of sense, but aesthetically, we love it. This was the anniversary of the time where basically that property was put up for auction and the person who bought it allowed that fire department to practice on the on the entire compound. So they burned it all down at the fire department,

like play with it and tear it apart with bulldozers and stuff. So there's there's a little bit of conspiracy there. This guy was like seeking revenge for something that happened when he was an infant, I suppose. You know, all that aside, just convinced who shoots fire fighters. Right. Like I heard sniper when I saw it and you said shotgun so Okay, a lot of people were fibbing. But yeah, that's It was a k-47 which is every long gun

Yeah, they're all scary assault rifles. Like I don't know anyone who hates firefighters rifles. Like, I don't know anyone who hates firefighters. Do you think he was just a retard who thought like police show up at every emergency? I'll get them then. Or maybe maybe he has a grudge against firefighters. I mean, that conspiracy thing. They'll get to the bottom of it. Obviously, it's the first day. Or they won't. Or they simply won't. Because if you really cared about the Vegas shooter, you'd have seen all the body footage that was recently released I keep my I saw that pulse of these things they went out on room showed the arsenal of guns laying everywhere I don't know why you can't believe that somebody's went crazy and shot up a crowd because it happens all the time it's there's a lot more to those

American is Apple pie Taylor the only thing there is more to it is it was a rich white guy doing it this time instead of some poor was he wealthy I think that we had learned that he had lost a great deal of money, like a million five, and it was either relationship, divorce, real estate, or gambling, or maybe like all three. Like he was doing poorly financially, whereas at one point he'd been doing really well financially. He could have sold some of that arsenal and bought a house. really well financially. There was, he could have sold some of that arsenal and bought a house. I have a house worth of arsenal there. He had a, he had a weekend. He's no FPS Russia. No, he did not have a house.

Our house. Yeah, he had a whole lot. I had a garage at best. Sometimes people just go nuts and they want to take people out when they do it. You know, that's just a, for some reason, that's part of our human nature. Maybe they don't wanna go alone. Maybe they want something like, I can't take this shit no more and they just wanna fight to the death, no matter who it is.

I'm just saying, some time, maybe we won't find anything out at all. Or maybe we'll find out a good deal. Sometimes we genuinely don't learn anything. I just don't think there's anything to find out on the Vegas guys. It's like, he went nuts and he just said, oh, fuck, is that Kenny Chesney? This is it

And that was it. That was that's it. What's all there was to it He's this guy there has to be something with this guy cuz again who the fuck shoots at a fire fireman like I like firemen, I don't know any but like I generally I see them as a literal force for good Firemen EMTs, they just do the good things. ER nurses like like, sure, sure. Like leave them alone. We're going to need one.

Take shots at cops. But sometimes cops do the thing you don't want them to do. Right. Sometimes the cops are doing the bad thing. But firemen, they're kind of just known for helping. Oh, this actually dovetails. I had my first ever good cop experience, like two days ago. I was getting back in town

and our flight had been delayed. We were supposed to get in. My girlfriend and I were talking like, yeah, we gained an hour going from Florida to Missouri. We'll be back by like 8 p.m. We'll have a real, a whole evening to like decompress and relax and, you know, enjoy ourselves and flight gets delayed. And then on the way home from this airport, we went to an airport that's like an hour away because they had like these retardedly cheap ticket prices. I don't even know how they're making money. And we were heading to my house.

It's already getting late. And by this point, it's probably it's almost 11. I'm like, almost to my house and my girlfriend's like, I'm really hungry. Can we stop and get something? And I'm like, there's really not that much open. And she's like, well, there's a Chipotle not too far out of the way. And Chipotle is open till 11 and for once I was like, I don't even want a burrito. I just want to go home. And so I basically am driving in a turn lane about to head the way I need to, to get to the Chipotle, not too far from where I live.

So it was like the final, the final list of final legs. And then while breaking behind the car in front of me, my car just dies. Like all the lights come on the dash and it just stops. And I try and restart it and I can hear the starter but it's not turning over and it's not the battery because I just had to replace my battery. No, no it sounded like it was trying there was no clicking and so like the

engine was turning over it just didn't start. It wouldn't start yeah yeah yeah sorry I said it wrong it was it just wouldn't start and I was like this can't be because fuck two weeks ago two weeks ago I paid to get my bad battery replaced and a couple other things that a lot of it was AC hoses and whatnot, but they had to do their bullshit like diagnostic, which they always charge you for no matter what. And my understanding was that that would unroot problems

within the vehicle. That's what I would be paying for is them just running a test for this shit, I guess you know not and I'm sitting there. My car won't move. It's making the Sound but it just won't start the battery works like that's fresh and so I'm just in a turn lane Thank goodness. It was so late at night already. It was already, you know 11 so. And I like turn on my hazards to be like, okay, well, I'm going to be sitting here while I call AAA and try to get ahold of them and see if they can send someone out rapidly. And meanwhile, it's like, people are flying by me on both sides.

It wasn't a very, it was not a safe place to get out and wander over to the side. And so we're in my car and the AAA guy is like, yeah, yeah, sorry. It's going to be like 35, 40 minutes. And I'm like, good, good. That's what I wanted to hear 40, which means 50, which is basically an hour. And so, all. But laughing at that comparison. That's what I tell I think. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, this fucking sucks. I just paid and I'm trying to like, stay really calm. And my girlfriend's doing that like, almost to positive girl thing where she's like, you know, it's really not that big a deal. And I'm like, it is. It really is. Really is

kind of a fucking big deal. When I'm like, it is. It really is. It really is kind of a fucking big deal. When I just paid to have this car checked out and they said, hunky dory, two thumbs up, good to go, sir. And then I drive it seven times over the course of a week. And then it sits for a week at an airport and then it dies on the way to Chipotle. When in my head, I was like, I didn't say this, but I wanted to. And retrospect, it wouldn't have even been correct. I wanted to be like, if you didn't fucking need to go to Chipotle, then we just think that's why you just think you understand it though. And but I'm a decent man. And so

I'm not going to be not going to be on the tip. It's on the tip. That it's on the tip it's on the my mouth was open but there were no words emerging and so we sit there and then maybe two minutes into this waiting process uh SUV cop pulls around and he flips his lights and my funny response my girlfriend was like oh no and I'm like we're not in trouble like this guy's gonna go out yeah and like it had been really frustrating because like multiple cars of teenagers, like people don't know what they don't teach you what hazards mean anymore. Cause people would be like lining up behind me with my hazards on and I'm like, go around, like go, go around me. That's what these mean.

Which way to turn? Yeah. Yeah. He's just sitting here for 25 minutes. It wasn't that long. Thankfully for all intents and purposes, an hour. For all intents and purposes, basically a half hour, basically a mini series length. And the guy pulled up behind me, very friendly cop. He's like, what's going on? And I'm like, it's the first time I've talked to a cop without, like, I'm not in trouble. And so I'm just like trying not, I'm like, wow, just cars not working, just paid to have a look dead. This is getting frustrated. And he's like, okay, well, you know, you guys are in like a horrible spot to be with a dead car. There's like for how late it is, there's still a lot of traffic around

here. So I'm going to call our tow truck guy and he's quick and he's good. How long is yours going to be? I'm like, it's going to be a while, man. And he's like, all right, his dude shows up in it's going to be a while, man. And he's like, all right, his dude shows up in lickety split, three minutes, that guy's there and loading my car up. And I'm like, all right. So talking to my girlfriend, I'm like, we just got ride with the car. What? Under a flatbed loading, under a flatbed. Yep. And I was like, getting out and I'm like, okay, we're going to, we're just going to ride with this guy. He's going to take us to the Honda dealership where they need to drop this off. And then I'll get an Uber on the way back. And you know, we'll just gonna ride with this guy. He's gonna take us to the Honda dealership where they need to drop this off. And then I'll get an Uber on the way back.

And you know, should be home a bit after midnight. And the second cop who showed up was like, oh no, I'll just drive you guys home. It's probably, it's not too far, is it? And I was like, no, no, that's great. You don't, you sure you don't mind? And he's like, yeah, yeah, hop in. And so he like lets us in the back of his Tahoe and then we he does this little call where he's like

I'm taking a drop-off call out and then says my address and I'm like, wow, he thinks I could be dangerous flattering and He doesn't think of a pushover he thinks if shit gets rough he might need help and So, you know that was a little feather in the cap and he takes me home and we're both in the back of the car and as he pulls up to my house I he starts to get out and I just opened the door to get out of the back and he was like oh shit you should not have been able to do that I need to make sure i guess i have not had the locks you know the child in the lock set and then he was i was like all right well glad to help drop me off first ever good experience with cops two friendly guys shout out to

those guys they wouldn't do any brutality or mean shootings they're there to help was it saint louis police department the city police it was like county police no city police may have left me there because they would have been on the way to like a triple rape and murder. Yeah, something a lot more intense than my dumb ass, not understanding how cars work.

But yeah, it was good experience with cops. So shout out. Sounds expensive. We were like brainstorming on first topics to cover and Taylor's like I made salsa. It doesn't even this doesn't cross the list of things you like. I forgot about it. Yeah. Yeah. It cost me like three hundred and fifty dollars to do the toe but now I'm like on the line with insurance a couple times today trying to be like, hey yo

you guys should cover this. I wonder what the issue of the car is going to be. My bet's going to. It's weird that it like turned off like that. All right. I've said just fuel pump. Someone I talked to who's familiar with cars was like, oh, it sounds like a radiator issue to me, but he didn't. He he he didn't tell me any more than that.

Not what I don't know. It's like at all. That's not what it sounds like at all. There's not for some reason, fuel's not getting in there to make the thing go vroom, vroom. I don't care what he does. He's a fucking painter. He doesn't talk about a radiator issue. Did the car overheat? No, no, there's no. It's not a radiator issue then.

It turned off and then the lights flashing. That's the weird part to me. That's like, oh, I think what he said was that every idiot light was on then the lights flashing. That's the weird part to me. That's like. Oh, I think what he said was that every idiot light was on at the same time, like a car that's not running. Cause they often do that when they like before. And a lot of cars I've had, you turn the key but it's not running and like every idiot light is on.

But that doesn't just implies the light. I thought you meant like. Oh, hold on. This is how, this is how retarded I am. I just said radiator and i meant alternator he said it sounded like an alternator issue my mistake it's all right to reflect poorly on you there my friend it doesn't sound like that either because like the alternate because it's going roar roar roar roar roar roar it's got electricity what will happen when the alternator goes back

the alternator keeps your battery charged even though you're drawing power from it all the time so when that stops your battery dies and then you have a dead battery and then it goes click click click click Instead of a world world world world world He said that would have happened eventually But he was also like some new makes and models have a reserve capacity where you can get like 40 minutes Out of it, even if it's no longer functioning correctly And I was like my money is again going to be on the fuel pump or like a solenoid coil or something like that.

Fingers crossed for whatever's cheaper. Oh yeah, both of those things would be cheap. I was talking to the Honda dealership today. He like the guy, I tried to call him and they've put me through a phone screening and it's like, hey, we don't want to talk to your dumb ass. How about you text us instead and we'll get right back to you. And so I hang up and I start texting the service and

Their credit it was way faster. The guy was like we're gonna run a diagnostic another diagnostic for $239 and I was like I did this with you guys two and a half weeks ago and you didn't inform me of this You didn't find this like this is absurd. This is unacceptable is the word I use This is unacceptable. You guys need to figure this out without doing another diagnostic charge. It would be different if I hadn't brought this car in 15 days ago and it had sat unused for seven days. And he was like, totally understand. I'll get back to you and we figure out what it is. So we'll see how that process goes. We'll look with that. I think to me, alternator versus fuel pump, whatever's less expensive.

It depends on the car. I bet, like I can totally imagine a scenario where you have to take half the car apart to replace the alternator, and that's where the real cost is. It's the other way around. Shit. The alternator's right there on the front of the engine.

That's like the quick man hour one. But is the engine in sideways because it's front wheel drive? Is it like? No, no. You sure? Sometimes they got like you got a Honda SUV, right? Yes. It's all wheel drive. Yeah. So be right. Okay. The fuel pump on the other hand is inside the fuel tank. So you've got to lower the fuel tank and then pull it out. And unlike a truck, it's, it's a whole thing. I don't, I don't know what

it's going to be on a Honda. That would be the more man-hour one and then fuel pumps are Several hundred dollars. I worked on a mini van once and it was a nightmare that engine was in sideways and You had to like take the tire off you had to take all this like weather proofing type stuff off because tires kick up lots of water. But to get to it, you had to remove a whole ton of things. And at least for my inexperienced ass, they were tricky to navigate plastic clips that held everything together. And I didn't have more of them so I couldn't break them.

And anyway, that sort of thing jacks up the price. We'll see what Taylor bumps into. We'll see, fingers crossed. But it was very annoying. It was just because I was so close to being home. And I already had like that when I get home plan. I don't know about you guys, but when I've flown and spent all day in an airport, I want to shower as soon as possible. Like when I get home, I don't want to sit and laze around in my clothes. I want to share the clothes out the very next morning.

No, I was, it was, I don't think after the cop dropped me off, other than putting my bags down, I don't think I even stopped walking until I was in the shower. Like I, I want to get clean cause I just, you know, being on planes is kind of gross. Airports are gross. And he, that just threw such a wrench in my plan. You never made it to the hang lower your hygiene standards like this guy. No, I'm greasy. I really grease up if I don't shower every single day. And then that means the filth of the trip sticks to you more readily. You're a dirty traveler. Right. Yeah. I had a couple sunburn areas until like my skin was peeling. That's not not bad, but just minor peels, minor, little minor.

Not even the big sheets of it. Not tiny little peels. Those are radiation burns. That's your DNA has been the one ever. It's fine. And now guess what? My arms have a little more color. You know, I'm going to know's how your body protecting itself from death

well hopefully it continues to so that I'm not as deathly pale you know that's good face got a little color it's gonna be it's gonna be a good thing just need to stay in the sun more and I won't I'll get my outdoor like when I weed my front yard that's my son age of empire two fires back up the tan will go away yeah Yeah that's true. As soon as my boys want to game all the time again it's just gonna fade back to fucking Accutane skin. Have you guys ever had a good experience with... oh I'm sorry go ahead. Now you go. I was gonna ask if you guys had a good experience with cops ever because I know Kyle you've had a... A ton. Honestly all my experiences were good.

Always. Even when I got in trouble and everything, they were fine. They were just doing their jobs mostly. I never had any issue at all. They were always good guys that I could tell I would get along with. Even when we were not agreeing on what should be done on the day, to me in particular, I was like, ah, these guys are good guys. I never had any issue.

I had a good experience with a bad cop. And I know I've told this story a long time ago, but here it is. So I was working selling shoes at like 15 years old and this little kid, he's black and he's jacked, right? He's 12, but he's probably farther along on the puberty train than I am at 15. Okay.

And he walks by and he just likes mean mugs me or something like that. And I think I might've returned the mean mug thinking I'm 15 and you're 12. Oh, like I'm not gonna put up with this. So then he like gets up in my face and he's like bullying me. And then I realize

you kind of overestimated the age difference. You're probably going to lose his fight. This is one of the mean ones. I don't feel good about this. Like little kid about to kick my ass. So but fortunately, my brother's friend was there. I have an older brother. So this guy was like 17 and he's also jacked.

He was just a really strong guy. And he's like, if you touch him, I'm gonna break all your fingers. That's all he needed to say, right? The 12 year old is like. That's it? Yeah. He was like, you know, like, okay,

I guess I shouldn't touch him was perhaps his first thought I inferred. I think his first thought was actually, oh, okay, this is a situation in which I get my ginormous cousin. So I'm like riding high on how this interaction went for about four minutes. And then there's like six guys coming. And the most aggressive of them is like six four. I bet he weighs

260 pounds he Built like John Jones and he's she's probably 14 and my brother's friend who was also strong was kind of a short guy He's like five eight ish or so. No of a short guy. He's like 5 8 ish or so. No, dude, this guy's given up nearly a foot right to the big black eye. And I don't know who called the police. It wasn't us, but they were there. The police just come all over the place. They're like jackknifed in the street. The sirens are going the lights are going. It's only like 530. But it's already nighttime, you

know, winter in New Jersey. And so the cops are all over the place and the big strong cousin doesn't immediately say, okay, you know what, this is a misunderstanding. Perhaps we all just part ways. He's like, fuck you cops, whatever, whatever, right? And me and my brother's friend are like, you know, we really wish none of this happened. So they put us in the back of the police cars

where it's safe or we're kind of protected while the police deal with like six rambunctious men, of big men. Anyway, they get them all settled out. They put them in the police cars too and they're driving me home. And I was like, man, cops are pretty cool. They really kind of saved the day. And he looks behind and I was like man cops are pretty cool they really kind of saved the day

and he looks behind and you know he's like there's like a this is a car where bad guys go like yeah the prison like bars between me and them yeah lattice is a good word and uh he's like yeah and they wonder why cops hate ninjas but he didn't they wonder why cops hate ninjas, but he did. A moment like that. I'm not sure how I feel about him saving us. You know what? Just drop us off here, sir. Completely different group of black people assault him and the cops like, see this guy's been doing fucking saving white kids from black kids fetch quests all day he's exhausted he's gonna pop

off a little bit when I was a kid with a bad experience with the cop when we were open care I was 21 a kid knows 22 but but you know I was open carrying pistols in Walmart and they arrested us and took our guns away and had to go to court. That was a bad experience. Although I found out that that cop like as bad as what he did to us was violating our rights and locking us up temporarily. He got in a tussle with a black guy beat his eyeball out of his head with a club. Yeah. Like three months later. So like,

like I got my eyeballs still. So I guess I should be happy. Sure. You would end your life if you lost an eyeball. Yeah, I need them both. And then I also, and like probably the best experience I had was I went to drive home from my dad's house one time with an AK-47 on my bumper and forgot it was there and it slung off my truck in the middle of town and there's just an AK laying in the middle of town. And it wasn't a normal AK. It was like, had like a nice metal bump fire stock and like a sick forend and like it was a nice AK. And somebody found and called the cops and then the cops called me and like, you didn't lose an AK around the post office. Did you and I'm like Yes. Yes. I you know, like my mind went through and like played every I'm like fuck. Yeah, I did. Yep Yep, come up here get this thing before I have to write it into evidence and be right there fucking there And he gave me my AK in the parking lot. So that was like that was a that was a good those cool

I'm glad they handle that just casually. Yeah, I don't think it was like a crime or anything. You know who's in the US in North Carolina. It is maybe so. I mean, the way I lost it, it wasn't like a yeah, it's clearly an accident. Yeah, right. But if you don't have your weapons secured from children in North Carolina,

it's a crime. Oh, I doubt we do that in Georgia. I know we're like you now. I think we lost Pornhub access tomorrow. Did you? The Supreme Court made that ruling. And so I think a lot of the states lose Pornhub tomorrow. I wonder what Pornhub will do.

So when it was a few states, Pornhub was like. So when it was a few states, Pornhub was like, rather than try to like live under the draconian, like idea federal ID checks, like, you know what? Before you watch this pegging video, I'm gonna need your passport. So I can really link you into what your kink is. Pornhub was like, you know what?

We'll just not serve North Carolina. But then now it's every state, is PornHub just gonna effectively shut down? What's their alternative? Like, what do they have to, do they have other options to like make sure kids aren't watching? Like what can they?

IDing every customer per login. That's what I was asking is like, is there another way or no? No. Like I would, I'm coming up blank. I haven't really put any. Yeah, they haven't thought of one either. It would seem I'm sure they'd rather serve it.

They have to get for this. What would 22 States outlaw? You're like, they couldn't serve something like that. Okay. I just know Georgia was, we had it yesterday and we've got it right now, but I don't think we'll have it tonight at midnight. Get your beats in. Oh, I did.

I did. I'm trying to get ahead. You're exhausted. But I can just get a VPN or whatever. But I get the sentiment like, like I've been, like I said, like a year, two years, three years ago, this is Trump's victory. The Supreme Court is forever. You know, it's for a generation at least, you know, three years ago, like this is Trump's victory. The Supreme Court is forever. You know, it's for a generation at least, you know,

not forever, but it's forever as far as politics go. Politics, it's like two and four year cycles. This might as well be forever. And this is just like the, every year, it's gonna be stuff like this. What does unavailable mean? Does that mean unavailable, like that if you live in one of those states,

you have to put your ID in? Is that what? No, that's what the gray one is. In North Carolina, if you go to Pornhub, you just get a lecture about politics. That's pretty gay. From a fully clothed woman. Oh my God, wait a minute, look at this map.

Restrictions, Georgia's the only one they're adding. See, I saw the map and I saw this map, but Georgia wasn't light pink. It didn't differentiate. It was just like all these states won't have it tomorrow. And I was like, oh, it must be a whole swath of us joining. No, just Georgia. You guys are all alone, dude.

Yikes. I'm moving to Missouri too. And then they came from the Georgia. Tennessee, you'll get the job done. We don't have to go. Tennessee, yeah, but what are you gonna do? You can't get the job done. Yeah. But what are you going to do? You can't get real weed there.

They probably got something going on. They probably got like Delta eight. Tennessee's I just bet there's all kinds of meth heads there, let alone weed. Oh, big time, big time meth, meth state. Yeah. They, uh, they used to all the traditional bootlegger areas are now meth areas. All those, uh, mountainous, hard to get to, low population regions, like in Raven County,

all that stuff. When you're driving to Cherokee, I drive through all that and it's like the land that time forgot. That's where they've got, they've even got that Confederate store. I don't know what else to call it. And when you're pulling into Cherokee for the casino, there's just a barn. It's a store on the side of the road,

but it's big. And it's painted like a Confederate flag, and there are like 100 Confederate flags hanging outside it, and everything on the inside is Confederate flag. You can get Confederate flag dream catchers. Which to me was like, I don't think that's how the Native Americans made him. I don't. I don't think I think he's going to clash. They stocked up on the original ancient Mima back when it still had that lady on the bubble.

If only they should have left her on there. Doesn't taste the same now. Well, I haven't bought a bottle in forever. I'm I go with isn't the the sugar-free syrup also a black guy or no That's the that's the other sugar-free sauce the G's something's Valley. It's the one I was like Something Valley. No sure I bought so much of it that I'll never run out. I Didn't go full Greg Doucette, but I bought a lot Hmm. Yeah, there's a there's a whole room full of that shit. The killed uncle Ben Lando lakes Indian. She got it too.

Don't like that. She was just nice. She made it. She made it seem like nice butter offering it up to the sun. I, I don't, my mind is open, but I didn't know why it was racist. It kind of happened in like the height of all that hysteria time, like 2020, 2021, right? Where like, like peak woke horseshit where they're like two things was in full bore and like the racial correction and the DAI stuff was like, like the professionals were in their made up positions and they were made and they had that that new, what do they call that thing for corporations where they like give you a score of how woke you are. There's like a score and a scale for how woke

and DEI compliant your corporation is. It's something. I know what you're talking about, but it's not popping in my mind. Yeah. They came up with a rotten tomatoes for homos. Basically. If your bottle was hurting someone that I'm fine with changing it. Like not that attached to that. But if it's just like the existence of a black woman isn't racist in itself, like it's never. Oh, Angela Mime is racist.

And so is Uncle Ben. Those are. Can you explain? I don't understand. Aunties and uncles, it's slave terminology. That's what you'd call any adult man or woman slave. They're aunties and uncles. Uncle Ben is from Uncle Tom's cabin.

You call an older black slave an uncle. They call me uncle in chat a thousand times a day. They call you unc in chat. That's different. They do, yeah. That's not the same thing. No, that means you're an uncle. That's different. They do. Yeah. That means that means no, that means you're out. That means an older black guy. Now. Yeah, that's that's like an

obviously that that's sort of like an old headed elder. There is what they're saying. The whole difference is subtle, dude. It's not. It's not. The words are very close, but so both of those were and especially like the Aunt Jemima, she's clearly

like a mammy stereotype, a house slave who cooks for you, that you can see like again and again in like 30s, 40s cinema, there'd be a, yes sir, I got your biscuits are coming a ride up. And she's all like big titted with her like checkered garb on her hair. Did you think about the slaves? Would you like saw the product? Like the only thing I thought of when I saw Aunt Jemima is like, Oh, this is like the main competitor to Mrs. Buttersworth who may have also, I don't think that, but I could see how it could like hurt somebody's feelings that whose ancestors, but the, uh, the Lando lakes Indian, I'm like, fuck those savages, right?

We won. I got no, that's how I feel about that one. Like, like we had a war with you and we want it and we're supposed to feel bad about, about it. We let you have those reservations. They should have purified the entire country, got rid of them. No reason to have kept any of them. Why did we keep a single one?

You could have used to run casinos, dude. They're cause they don't run casinos. They own casinos and they don't pay tax. Do they even pay taxes? How would they? They have a tax free casino deal with the federal government somehow. That is unfair. Never feel sorry for those people.

Now, I never have, believe it or not. They got what they had coming. We had a vicious war with those warring, cannibalistic tribes that were here when we got here that hadn't quite figured out how to use the wheel and anything other than a toy. But doesn't it seem like it's time to take your foot off the back of their neck and and take the lady off the butter? No. No, that's not the last step.

I don't think has there ever been a group totally conquered that got nicer treatment afterward? Like where they get like given preferential tax codes and casinos? Israel exists. I don't think they're treating those guys pretty good. I don't think they're treating them. I don't think the Gazans are gonna to get casinos. I know Israel, Israel shouldn't exist. We gave the Jews were totally dominated and then we gave them a country and we just give them billions of dollars a year and it's only getting well, like more expensive group that was dominated and then treated really well. The Jews.

Um, yeah, I guess, but they didn't really conquer Israel. They kind of were giving it, right? Like to your point. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Germans beat the Jews, but now the Israelis are treated better than they. Well, the Israelis are the colonizers,

irregardless of what happened to the Jews in Nazi Germany and Poland and such. The Jews that are in Jerusalem are colonizers, no different than the Dutch in South Africa. It is the Dutch, right? Yeah. In my head, it was the UN that were the column. They're the people that gave Israel to them. Like the Jews didn't earn that through victory. Well, they fought the six days war against three countries surrounding them. That kind of you know kind of did. I think it was I thought I always think it's thought it was blamed on Britain the the

the thing in 48 or whatever when Israel was created. I thought it was their fault. For the six days war did we give it to them? Oh I have no idea. I would imagine we gave them a lot of it. They want a tank battle though. That was the that was the consequential battle. It's like it's really on the Golan Heights. There's a there's some really good videos about that battle. They did it. It was a commanding victory. So you So what do you think Hitler's plan from like the

30s of sending them all to Madagascar may have been better than they would have had to like compete with lemurs instead of like. Then you get island gigantism, the biggest Jews you've ever seen. You don't want to do that. Or you get the opposite. You get the littlest Jews you've ever seen. Yeah, lemurs aren't so big. Where does this come from? Yeah, the littlest and the cutest of, well, not the cutest, but they're pretty cool monkeys. Yeah. Who knows? Lemurs are monkeys? Maybe they would have liked Madagascar even more. Are lemurs monkeys?

They are. Yeah, they are monkeys. Mm hmm. Yeah. How have you seen for love of the game yet? No. It's like Taylor, have you watched Terminator 2 yet? No. Yeah, I was going to lie. Are you funny? Yes, actually on vacation, then just just make it up. YouTube fed me clips of it again today and I'm like, God, I don't want to oversell it, but I I think you'd like it. I'll check it out. I've got a bunch of movies ahead of me to watch. I put a bunch of shit on Plex that's that's good new. And I also need to watch the new Squid Game. I think

that's what I'm going to try to watch. I don't know. We're doing the hangout tonight, but soon I'm going to finish off squid game because the second half of season three or season two, it's the second half season two. I think they might be calling the season three, but that came out. So I want to, I want to, I want to watch that for you. It's spoiled for me. I'm sure it'll get spoiled soon. I avoid that and I'm really good at like making my eyes look away from my phone if it like

starts detecting the hint of something like like I don't have the thing where like like read a whole fucking sentence and absorb it. I can like turn away. That's a good good skill set to have. Like when you show Dracula swastika swastika. Hey, there is oh my god there there is an old campy Dracula movie where there's a Jewish Dracula and first the guy pulls out the crucifix and he goes, that has no power over me. And he's got a swastika too.

And he's like, enough, put that discount coupon away. Oh, Shailer, you made salsa. Yes. that the discount coupon away. Oh, Taylor, you made salsa. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Right. My, my, the salt came out good. People are being like, wow, that was so natural.

But, uh, yeah, my, my grandparents for years now have done a garden and they can't come close to eating all the stuff they grow in there. And so they always are like deciding what to plant largely on me and my brothers, especially me and my brother who live in St. Louis, who they see often. And over the past five years,

it's just become more and more and more peppers, mostly like spicier peppers. And so a week or so ago, they brought up two giant gallon sized bags, just full to the brim, almost bursting with like bell peppers, serrano peppers, jalapeno peppers, all sorts, all sorts of peppers. And so yesterday I went and I bought a few bags of habanero peppers because they don't grow those and I wanted it to be hotter. And then I put all that, all the peppers and some Roma tomatoes,

garlic, white onion quartered on my smoker. And I smoked it for two, at 225 for two hours, because I wanted to get like smoky salsa, that flavor, and turned out good. They didn't quite char enough. So now I know next time to maybe do a little longer. And so my girlfriend threw like the whole tray in the oven on broil for like 90 seconds just to get it charred up that last bit. And then she blended it very fine. I'm not a chunky salsa person. I like a finer salsa because otherwise you don't get every flavor in every bite. So you'll just sometimes be like, okay, well there wasn't even the rumor of spice in that. That was like just tomato. And so did that turned out fantastic. So fucking good. Like

I was blown away. And then you like salt the taste afterward. And it was the kind of salsa that like is hot enough that if I got it at a restaurant, I would be like, yeah, they have good, they have solid salsa here. Like this is good salsa. And so I've been doing little calorie math in my head throughout the day to day where I'm like, all right, fall I have are like these four eggs for breakfast.

And then I have a bunch of nonfat Greek yogurt and some cucumbers and blackberries, then all my other calories can be tortilla chips and salsa for the rest of the evening. And I guess I could throw a protein bar on top of that so I kind of get close to my macros there. Okay, we can do this. And the problem now is I had all those peppers, giant bags of them that I had to use quick, and now I've got three quarters of a medium sized metal salad bowl full of salsa, full. It's gonna take a thousand chips to get through this.

And I'm excited to begin the challenge. My mouth's gonna hurt from the salt. Kyle, are you team finely chopped salsa or chunky salsa? I like such chunky salsa that it's really pico de gallo. So I take like two Roma tomatoes, a red onion or a purple onion rather, and a couple cloves of garlic. And I usually do like one serrano and two jalapenos and I leave the seeds in and lime juice and salt and that salsa. Okay. And I diced it up pretty roughly, just chop it up. I'm not like using any special techniques

or anything to mince. I'm definitely chopping. Kyle makes what I would like. Jackie doesn't, but her hands are like arthritic, like they're aged more than the rest of her. So I'm not like, hey, would you get to dicing? All right, I don't want you to use that blender. I prefer chunky.

Now I take what I get and I thank her and that's it. You know, with her hands, I always hear Rogan talking about whenever he has someone come on with an injury, usually sports related, he's like, they're like, yeah, and then I went and got the stem cell thing he's like at the blah, blah clinic down in Mexico. And they're all like, yeah, and then I went and got the stem cell thing. He's like at the blah, blah clinic down in Mexico. And they're all like, yeah, yeah. It's like, maybe that's an option because it's like, I keep hearing all those people

who have had those debilitating back and back injuries and arthritis brought on by sports injuries and stuff. And they shoot their own stem cells into like the crevices of their joints. And they seem to like have this massive recovery. That's an interesting thought. Yeah, I it seems to cure everything and cure it all ahead of schedule, which is wild. She has been to a hand surgeon guy like a ton. He's fixed some of my broken bones, too.

And he said there's really nothing you can do. He gave her some pain meds and stuff. So we're not just ignoring it, but we don't have any solutions. Maybe that's why. Yeah, I would look into that. I also saw on Reddit this lady who got a facelift somewhere maybe 10 years ago.

I bet I saw that too. Oh my God, that was a transformation. This lady was 50 and she looked older than 63. Yeah. She looked and like she looked like my I remember with my grandma on my dad's side looked like shit when she was 65. Like she was just just melted almost like everything had fallen on her face. And this lady had that. And I heard her voice even to me, old lady. And then she shows the after of the surgery. I was like, that's the same voice. But now she's a cute girl. She went from she looks 30,

34. Now somewhere in there like mid 30s. Like, like, it was an incredible transformation. They lifted her lip, they gave her a chin implant. They gave her a full facelift. They like did something to her eyes too, and it worked. She didn't look like a lizard. She looked like a young person. She's still recovering. There were things that looked a little swollen about her to me, but you could see

that it was going to be a huge improvement. Yeah. Everyone calls out the bad cosmetic surgeries, the, help me, who played Monica in Friends? Courtney Cox. Courtney, yeah. Yeah, Courtney Cox, for example, like something about her smile

doesn't seem quite right anymore, it's not human, but good cosmetic surgeries all around us and it turned out well. Zach, can you show that video there? That's it. You don't need it. Yeah, let's watch us and it turned out well. Zach, can you show that video there? That's it. You don't need. Yeah, let's watch this. It's PKN. I'll wait so I can see.

This is the way that gives copyright. You don't know. It happened so much. I feel like you can just like mirror something and you're good. As long as you don't play the audio. Definitely not. But turn the audio. Definitely not. But turn the audio on. I watched like MMA Guru and he's playing the full UFC fight. He just like alters it a little.

I am down here to look more refreshed and feel more refreshed. I am 50 years old and decided to get a full base. I just literally copyright music on there. Upper black, lower black. That you can't do. Look at that. So again, you know, like it's, she's swollen and, but man, it is a huge improvement.

She's showing her scars, which you can barely see. They're like behind her ears. Oh, that was a big improvement. That was a choice to just end it before we saw it. Okay. I want to see the final bit because she still had those like post-surgery bruises like that. Yeah. Under the sallow eyes.

It's only going to get better. And then makeup too. Like you add makeup to like how rejuvenated she is. That was an incredible transformation. I stand by what I said before. She looks like 30. She's going to look like 30. When she said Guadalajara, I thought like, I would have thought like, oh no. Zach, remember when I told you that people say you don't show the pictures long enough?

That was a good example. Pop that, that final, is there another example face afterward? I don't think it, you just, she showed other angles. She showed her lip, I think. So she said where the scars were, the scars like up here. The scars on the back here. Right. I guess they were up here. Plastic surgeons hide scars behind the earlobes,

sometimes in front of the earlobes and like what's a crease already under your chin and I don't know where else. Well hers were like, like when you like do this to pick your nose, they were like up here right under the nostril. And I'm sure right. I'd never heard of that, but yeah. That's the lip lift.

Oh, I wonder if that makes more red, like your lips get thin as you age, you know, and it's not really- Collagen you lose. Is that what it is? Okay, so I wonder if like pulling it up, it just exposes a little more lip. Probably.

Is this the- Oh, now she's doing follow-ups. Is this a different video? Yeah, I think it is. This is her a little bit later. That's pretty good, look. So this is a great example of, I think it is. This is her a little bit later. That's a pretty good look. So this is a great example of what I've said for a while, which is like, you could look at the sides of her mouth

and say, ah, it's imperfect. But what you should look at are the choices you have, the before or the after. And is the after perfect, perfect? No, it's nine out of 10. And she started at three. This is huge. She was like school librarian gross before.

And now she's like, now she's like the teacher that molests the hot like 15 year quarterback. I don't like her glasses choice. I was gonna say, I get rid of those lady glasses. She's still a lady. Like she's gonna make a little decision. I don't know, we need to see the rest of the package. Oh, do you think they pop those tits up?

Do a little extra work down there? I mean, I would hope so. When in Guadalajara, you know, get it all tightened up. Maybe they're bad at the tit part. Oh, I got a new subreddit for the boys. At first I was like,, oh, what is this? It's truly hairy women are ready. It's a not safe work

subreddit that poses as like cosplay, but it's it's X-Men cosplay, like do top all on X-Men cosplay and give it a scroll. Just the cosplay. Oh, so it's just I linked it. Yeah. Women dressed like X-Men. The X-Men. Yeah. Yeah women dressed like x-men the x-men Yeah, yeah, there aren't a lot of gambits and cyclops is and professor X is in here

There's a lot safe to store your katana in there. Oh, yes, it is Fine with that, yeah, I hit you with a stinky braid attack This is the same woman. She's built like a last girl. The one who does rogue. Oh no, you're the one that Katana and a buck. Yeah, you're right. That's my thing. These women are built like fucking.

Kyle, they all look the same to me. These are different people. I don't. Based on the username submitted on top. On top all, cause that's what I went to to get a feel for what this is about. There are a lot of repeats in this first scroll of the same couple ladies.

That one chick whose rogue is just lights out. Just lights out. This is so, it's like- Rogue's is green and yellow? Yes. Oh, here it is, it says rogue. I'm Gwen Stacy. I don't know what that character is,

but she's wearing something that looks like half Spider-Man, half Venom. And then the next picture is just her not wearing that at all and in a bikini. Now you're not even, you're not even X-Men. That's Gwen Stacy at the beach, come on. I'm looking for Gwen Stacy now.

Oh, here we are. Oh, I see. Fantastic. She looks better in the outfit, I think. That chick with the katana looks better however she wants to be that was crazy she got that whole katana in her ass crack which seems dangerous well you know that was a that was a play katana she wouldn't do it with a real one I think it was in the sheath it certainly was whatever it's

whatever it's good I I think it's funny that she chose this pose that's the rope pose yeah and by the way how horny was that position look look at the animated version how like how they've made sure to animate her pussy like this was this was a Saturday morning cartoon rated Y7. Her candle was animated. There's just one guy horned up. I mean, you think that guy was like missing deadlines? Like the next 10 frames were dog shit. Dude, I was a huge rogue fan.

First of all, she's the one with the southern accent. She's like, oh yeah, sugar. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocket chairs And but she's also got the thing where she's like super strong. She can fly, I think maybe. But if she touches you with your bare hands, she kills you. So she's got that going on. Yeah, worth it. I mean, probably not. Probably not. It's funnier if you say it is. She wasn't even like, even I saw that movie and I always wondered like, what is the, what is the utility of this power in like a combat scenario? She absorbs their powers.

So while she'll like pull the life force out of a human and literally drain them to death, if she grabs Magneto, now she has Magneto's powers and he's weakened. Now she's not going to be great at using his powers because she just now became able to magnetize metals. Yeah, like she's not great at using them, but she can de-power a lot of times some of the tougher villains so that everybody can pile on them. But how do they get... I feel like she'd touch Magneto once and he'd be like, oh, well that's unpleasant. Don't let that one get near any of you. Hit her from a-

No, it's immediately like, ah! Like, and she's like, she might as well be electrocuting them with like power absorption. They're immediately like fucked up, like, ah! And like being trained. But it's kind of like being like, all right, I can take the, you know, she's also incredibly strong.

Who's a ranged power? I choose to believe she's developed map navigation skills of only use me blade, where she's actually better without a gun. She's corner jumping to get around. She's also like basically Superman type powers where she's kind of impervious to bullets. You can fly and she's incredibly strong.

Oh, well lead with that. That's better. That's much better. Well, that's so much better. Dude, I was like, if you gave me, it's like, oh, that's Taylor. He's the guy who's fast in this scenario. I'm fast.

And he has a knife that will instantly deplete your powers. It's a normal pocket knife So he's got to get close. So Cyclops don't let him get close. They'd see my ass Running like a goober and then they blow me apart with his lasers Like I never I didn't know she was invulnerable. That's Not it but extra durable and super, yeah. Yeah, that's a good thing to add to your melee power. Yeah.

Invulnerability seems like that if there was like, you know those, well, I know like Superman is and some other guys, but it's, you know how they have writing rules for like the Simpsons or, you know, cartoons where it's like, all the hands for the characters must be doing this or King of the Hill, like they can't have mitten hands. The way that the lips and the teeth the way the pupils are animated that the eyebrows have to always be yeah because they look evil if you draw them a

certain way they can't have those rounded teeth sometimes it has to be set up correctly. I would imagine that like Stan Lee or whoever the the initial Marvel guy was would have set up like an ever use in vulnerability as a power. It's not interesting. Well, nobody has invulnerability in any of that stuff. Really? I mean, they've always been like Deadpool or close. They've got the healing fact.

And I get your point though, like, but you know, Wolverine dies in the comics, you know, from time to time. That adamantium is poisoning him. He was stronger before the adamantium as far as his healing factor. It's a poisonous heavy metal. But like Superman's obviously got the kryptonite and then I think the way they're going to do this next Superman, they're going to tone him down a little just for the sake of making a better story

I haven't looked into it too much. So I don't know who the villain is I hope it's not fucking general Zod for the 80th goddamn time I hope it's something different But I see Superman getting his ass kicked in the commercial a little bit and that's a good thing Superman Yeah, that's the only Superman villain I know and so so if it's that guy, it has to be played out. Yeah, I'm tired of that. Don't need Zod again. I like the I've liked almost all the Superman movies that have come out, but they keep changing

the formula and mixing up. It's like if they don't hit a billion dollars, billion and a half dollars like a Marvel movie, they're not satisfied. I know who the next villain is. Do you want to? No. Yeah. I'm glad I asked. I like a Marvel movie. They're not satisfied. I know who the next villain is. Do you want to? No. Yeah, I'm glad I asked. I like those in there. That's the the the that would be a spoiler. Yeah. Oh, OK.

Kyle sometimes is on the. Want to say extreme is it, but I'm afraid it's a bad thing, but like on the extreme edge of not liking spoilers, he he's cool to know very little going into a movie. Part of it is is I know so much about like the comics and the backstory that if you tell me who the villain is, I'll be, oh, that's the blah, blah, blah storyline. Okay, that makes sense. Now the crypto is there because that's the one where

Lana is watching crypto at first. So that means she's going to be there. Like one little bit will tell me a lot sometimes if I know a lot about a property. Not me, I won't tell you. I promise I won't ruin it. No matter how much I learn from. I'm looking forward to it. I, uh, I like the dogs in the trailer. Yeah. I like what I've seen of the trailer. I like that. I like the cast. Um,

I did see the cast. I like all those people. I think we'll do a good job. The new Superman seems good. I like superman's a white guy, you know Mental has there been a black one because you know, sometimes like there's been black Captain America's black Thor I think female Thor I think black Thor. That's so funny That's I don't know if there's ever been a black Thor. That's so stupid. Am I wrong? If there was.

I don't know if they're actually not. Maybe that's not a good example. I'm just saying like in this day and age, I expect that because they're talking about doing the black, they did black Snape, they're talking about doing the black James Bond. You know, I feel like black Superman wouldn't be shocking at this point.

No. Or maybe just a Hispanic Superman just to sneak him in the way they're doing with Pedro Pascal with a fantastic four. Oh yeah, they don't even they don't care about believability. In Britain they have like entertainment historical shows where it's like and this is Marie Antoinette and it's like really a black lady like that's that's pretty distracting. Yeah, there's kind of been black doors, but not like I thought. Yeah.

There was a what if, do you remember what if it was pretty good? Yeah, there was a new season like last fall maybe. Well then I might be behind, but there was a what if Miles Morales became Thor. Oh, that's nice. And there's another one, the black winter. I don't know who the black winter is,

but that's a cosmic entity that was a dark Thor. Fuck, I don't know what the black Winter is, but that's a cosmic entity that was a dark Thor. Fuck, I don't know what the Black Winter is either. Me neither. The cosmic entity side of the Marvel universe is gobbledygook compared to like Spider-Man and Thor. It gets wacky. It's like, oh, there's just lots of energy cloud beings that you can't destroy that rewrite time and space.

And it's like, what are you doing? The most powerful of them all is the author of the comic. What are they called? Oh, the unseen hand or it. I can't remember what it is, but it's it's basically the writer of the comic. They write themselves in like that is so fucking gay. Not exactly. It power scales fuck shit up when things get that ridiculously overpowered.

Galactus. I don't know. I don't know if Galactus is going to be part of Fantastic Four, but he's a ridiculous villain. If you don't know, Taylor, Galactus is, there are some drawings of Galactus where his head compared to earth, it's not even close to how much bigger his head is than the planet Earth. He eats planets. He travels from solar system to solar system, eating planets.

He's not evil. He's not malevolent. He's not cruel. He's feeding. And he is a bipedal man-shaped being that travels the cosmos, literally eating planets. I'm going to say that he could eat the Earth in one bite. It's about the size of like a gumball to him. Maybe a little bigger, maybe like an egg. Yeah, perfect. But that's the sort of size discrepancy we're talking about. The

gravity that his body would create would destroy the earth. He doesn't need to eat it. He just needs to be near it. And all of a sudden, if he comes near the earth and then leaves, then like he flings us off and we become a rogue planet or something, or we changes our orbit and we're out by fucking Neptune or some shit. Let just pretend that he didn't have a gravitational pull. It was hypothetically.

Sure. If he had another planet like a Mars, a Mercury, I know Jupiter does a lot of pulling. It's a reason Earth doesn't get more asteroid and meteor strikes than it does. But if you ate Mars, would that have any impact on Earth? I wonder.

I don't know. My guess would be it would have an impact, but it probably wouldn't destroy humanity. But it might. I feel like it's a fragile, this little Goldilocks zone we're in, I feel like it's a fragile, this little Goldilocks zone we're in, I feel like it's a fragile thing because just the tilt of the planet creates our seasons.

So I don't want us to fly like 50,000 kilometers further away or anything, even some small amount seems sketchy. Yeah, I don't know what would happen at all. But yeah, I don't know how they ever defeat that guy in the comics or deal with it. Right, it's like Superman's obviously the most powerful thing I can imagine.

And then this like sun sized being that pops earths like gumballs pops along and it's like, what is Superman gonna do? Like you could fly through him and out the other side. And he would be like a pinprick. Superman's planet on the way here. They put Ghost Rider, they put Ghost Rider in a spaceship one time

and they send him up to fight Galactus and he used his penitent stare, which is when he like gives you the fireball eyes. And it essentially, the way it works on everything else is whatever guilt you have for your crimes is exposed and he burns you out, destroys you with your own guilt. But Galactus has no guilt because he's just Eating he's just hungry. So it doesn't work on her. He ate Nick Cage. I

Don't think Nick Cage was in that one unfortunately, but but I don't know what he does rider Yeah, yeah, he is ghost writer. They should bring him back as ghost writer. I'd be cool that just just make him stay a flaming skull And use Nick's voice. Okay, be okay. That could be fun. Oh yes, we do have the hangout tonight. There's a wrap. Very good. All right. PKN 567.