Painkiller Already - PKN 568

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

PKN568. What's up, boys? The water level in Texas is up. And it's... The death toll is up. Is it over 100? Yes. Geez. Last I heard it was like 30. It's over 100 now. It was 82 yesterday and it's over 100 today. They'll keep finding them. It'll be a long

drawn out process. It's probably 150 or something. The water level went up like 25 feet and like a handful of hours. And I saw the sheriff there and the first responders and the reporters were giving them hell. They're like, during when and where we want the information. Did they press the button? It's not as simple as pressing a button. Who is the person that presses the button? Were they even awake? We're not going to get into specifics right now. Right now, this is about search and rescue and the whole press program. We want answers.

You always answers. We represent the people. Like they're rattling the emergency warning button that sends out a message to everyone. They like code red. The God is pissing on us button that they've got. I guess the emergency weather, whatever the fuck. But he didn't have any answers and they were chewing him out harder

than I've ever seen anybody chew out a politician. They were giving him hell and he looked scared. He was like, I'm going to let my my my my comptroller talk to you. And that guy looked terrified. He's like, why me? Well, the bulk of what I do is in accounting. See, the debits have to balance the credits when you do my job. I was just here for window dressing. Yeah, the comptroller standing. That is, yeah, that's, I mean, it's unacceptable to, I don't know what the procedure would have been like, but they probably should have let people know,

hey, there's an enormous flood coming your way. Or at least like we think there is. The question is, when was the information there? When did the authorities have it? And how quickly did they delineate it to the people? And I think there's gonna be a lot of gaps there. I think they And I think there's gonna be a lot of gaps there. I think there's gonna be a lot of gaps there where people didn't get any early warning,

didn't know that this was an emergency happening. I saw a house floating down a river with people in it. They had flashlights shining them around as they floated by in their now riverboat house. That's fucked. And nobody was like in a hurry to go get them. It was like, oh no, like as this, it looked like they were playing hide and seek in there with flashlights as they floated down a fucking river. They got a fire, whoever the button pusher was.

It was, I heard it was the same button pusher from Missouri. From saying that she was freelancing. She relocated, she relocated, tried to hide from the shame and she got all tuckered out. Buttons, warnings, that's for the birds. You know, me, I'm chilling. Yeah, I see people shining the light on the Trump administration for some of their cuts to, I don't know, NOAA or just early warning systems or something about meteorologists or experts or something like that, getting their jobs cut. So maybe that's it. They fired a bunch of people

from the National Weather Service. Would that have helped the prediction? I'm not sure. They removed the National Weather Service's access to a satellite. Would that have helped the prediction? I'm not sure. These things seem related,

but you have to like go back in time, not do it and see how it plays out, which is hard. I saw a An evening weatherman on the news and he was like last year when Hurricane Victor or whatever it was came through I was able to tell you it's gonna turn right not left. I Predicted that and happened this year. I won't be able to make predictions like that because politicians have taken cut our funding They've they've cut us to the bone. I can't safely tell you what's going to happen because I don't know. I don't know anymore. He like had this whole meltdown on the air about like not having the funding to do the weather anymore and know what was going to happen. The weather man? He would know. The weather man. Yes. An apolitical

weather man who is just like, I don't know. They cut my funding. I've just got like, I don't know. I don't, they cut my funding. I've just got like, I've got some, some Benjamin Franklin era equipment out there. There's like a flying a kite back there right now. How about this Kyle? How about a wind sock? There's a wind sock. Can we give them a wind sock budget?

One of those little barometers. Perhaps some tea leaves. Fuck. Something like that. Well, they got to figure out who was supposed to hit the button because I have a word about it Yeah, I don't think we should quibble over Spilled tea or whatever spilled milk, you know not spilled milk you get slapped for that That's a big deal that's yeah, you can't just be spilling milk But they I understand that ice I keep seeing this number thrown around

that their budget is now larger than the Marine Corps' budget. I saw it in a different way. It was like bigger than the drug enforcement agency, the FBI and the CIA combined or something like that. I might've added the CIA when it didn't belong, but like it is basically a new army for just- I mean, bigger than the Marine Corps.

Um, it's, it's a, it's a big army at that. We've got six branches of, uh, of, uh, uh, military armed forces in this country. And it sounds like we've gotten a seventh, uh, with ice. Oh, they're the 11th. All right. So if ice were a global military power, they alone would be the 11th biggest military in the world. Nice.

They're just a little bit smaller than Italy. A racist dream, Marty. Just deporting everyone with brown skin. Well, I'm sure they're deporting plenty of whiteys too. I heard about some Canadians that died in custody. Oh, well, that's good. A little diversity, okay. Yeah, anybody and everybody.

Well, it remains to be seen if they'll actually use the budget for mass deportations, which is my hope, or if it's gonna be like a lot of government shit where this starts getting peeled off and pilfered and stuffed into pockets and used for enriching people. Bullshit about emptying mental asylums and not sending their best.

And I swear that whole, they're dumping their mental asylums and not sending their best. And I swear that whole, they're dumping their mental asylums into America, I think is just Trump's cognitive decline where he hears asylum, because that's what immigrants do and then shifts over to insane asylums. That's what he said. They're dumping their insane asylums here.

That's what he, that was him on the campaign trail. And it's like, you're fucking losing it. I mean, it's a keep on topic anymore. You fall for the MS 13 tattoos. You fall for the dogs and the cats getting eaten. You're the most easily bamboozled president. And you know what? Every time he's on camera, he looks stupider and stupider.

Well, he just got nominated for another Nobel peace prize, Woody. I'll have you now. Second time this year. Was that real? got nominated for another Nobel Peace Prize, Woody. I'll have you know second time this year. Was that real? I saw Netanyahu hand it to him. Pakistan nominated him for a Peace Prize for because you know, he averted that nuclear war between them and India.

Pakistan thought the president deserved an award. Dude. And then and then this week Netanyahu nominated him for a Peace Prize for his masterful handling of the Iran crisis. This is what happens when you have a narcissist so susceptible to praise. Everyone starts taking advantage of that cognitive weakness. I mean, it seems to you a little biased, but I mean like the whole deportation thing,

like it's a simple equation if you're in the middle of working class. Does mass deportation help or harm your ability to live a happy life in America? Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. OK, well, does it help? Questions? No, I was making a statement and then I was going to follow it up with the question. No, it was there.

You said, OK, well, then let me finish. Well, the question wasn't for you. It was like the question is, it was a does mass immigration. Does that improve or harm the living quality of working in middle-class people in America, Americans? It harms it. The people have had referendums on this for years. That's why Trump got elected. That's why it's so popular.

It probably is why he tapped into that racist vein, but only the financially- That's such a glib way to look at this. Only the financially illiterate think that removing, what, 20 million people from America increases jobs. It helps the jobs for Americans. It shrinks the job pool. Like these are people who are working at this point. It's no longer the insane asylums they're deporting or MS-13 or any of that. They're going to construction sites and farms. What are you not getting? That hurts Americans.

Non-citizens and when you remove them, restaurants go away, mechanics go out and work. Like you need fewer jobs. No, they have to pay Americans more money. Like this is the thing is you're fundamentally not understanding that the huge influx in immigration over the past decades has depressed wages for working in middle-class people.

This is factual. It is bad for their ability to live a life. And so that's why there's so much thing. And it gets hand-waved away by like, these are all just racist Nazis. There's no way to want these people out of our country. Population, you get Detroit. When you shrink a population, you get the worst parts of St. Louis. That's what a shrinking rust belt town. Why Why did it shrink? Because we offshored jobs. They're not coming back, right? Like this idea that suddenly Americans will make six digits on an auto assembly line because there aren't immigrants is incorrect.

It is bad for working and middle class people to have a constant, it's just a simple supply of labor curve economically. When there's an enormous glut of labor, then large firms and corporations can hire illegals, pay them less. Meanwhile, these illegals are also getting benefits in the form of federal assistance for housing, healthcare. You know, there were about three months ago, people were saying on the left like,

the idea that illegals get Medicaid is ridiculous. It's a right-wing conspiracy theory. And now they're coming out and saying Trump's trying to cut these for non-citizen Americans. This is so ghoulish and ghastly. And it's like the simple reality though is that they contribute more than they get because they're not eligible for these programs that they pay taxes into. And the idea that removing population increases jobs is just wrong.

It creates a shrinking deflationary economy. It increases jobs for Americans. We're not an economy, we're a country. And so if you're not a member of our country, if you're not a citizen, I and the majority of Americans want you to fuck out because you're living here, depressing wages, meanwhile increasing the cost and the burden on our health

care system, our schooling system. These are negatives for Americans, and we should be prioritizing Americans. And so that's why this like plays so well right now, because if you are a normal middle-class person, you watched the country fall. You watched your wages fall. You watched your ability to get a job fall and depress because you're being replaced in the labor force. That's a huge negative.

Medicare and social security get funded by immigrants and they're not eligible for most of these benefits. They absolutely, emergency Medicare is used by illegals all the time. Emergency Medicare maybe, but like, dude, you take that away and now it's just unfunded hospitals. Okay, well guess what we could do? We could deport these people and then we could pay Americans more for these jobs.

And then we would actually reduce the strain on our medical system and our education system. The jobs won't go to expensive employees. That's the Republican fantasy that doesn't come true. Like, oh, you know what? Suddenly I'll start rolling in cash if we just get rid of these cheap immigrants. No, okay, someone else will get that. When did this start? When did this enormous influx in labor start? And when did we see the necessity of a two household

income in order to have like a normal life in the middle class? It was post 1965, 1965, heart seller act. And what did the heart seller act do? It dramatically increased migration from the third world as a way to depress labor for the middle class, force people in the middle and working class to have two incomes in order to support the same quality of life that was available on one income in previous decades.

This is not a fantasy. It's just like the path of the nation. The fantasy is that quality of life hasn't been going up this whole time, right? The houses are getting bigger. Cars are getting more luxurious. Like what's considered the standard of living in America keeps rising and that takes two incomes.

Not really. Yeah. People have less. Homes from 1965 that you're glorifying would be considered un-air conditioned blight by today's standards. Those homes in 1965 cost about three and a half years of salary, or I'm sorry, of household income. And that income was one. There was a garage by today's standards. Those homes in 1965 cost about three and a half years of salary or I'm sorry of household

income. And that income was one. People don't mind living in a smaller house but they need to be able to pay for it if with like a normal job. The fact that our great grandparents and our grandparents could subsist and raise a family of five as a mailman and now you need to have enough money to put your kids in daycare because you can't quite afford it. People don't mind smaller houses I guess with no air conditioning we've glossed over that like no the standards have gone up people like cars they've chosen to have it's not it's inflation and it's standard of the home like they're wired for ethernet and their air conditioning it's not cool when people say, you know what, this homes in 1965 cost this and this and this McMansion now cost that if you're more expensive, but we're not comparing apples

to apples. Well, let's compare apples to apples. Let's compare household income. It took about three and a half years of household income in 1965 to purchase a home. If I'm remembering what I saw, right. The apples to apples. If we're talking about Let's talk about household income it took about three and a half years of household income to buy a house in

1965 and that's household income. This is where a lot of people get duplicitous household income back then was largely one individual So you had a mother at home today? It takes seven seven and a half eight years of household income in order to afford a mean home, a median home. And what that means is now it costs twice as much as far as your labor. And that's with no family at home. That's with both of you working. It's worse now than it was then. And that's because our immigrants, our immigration problem, legal and illegal, this applies to H1Bs as well, it's caused the depression of wages for the middle and working class. The actual cause is the globalization of the economy, which is hard to undo, right? They put

specialists in charge of manufacturing, specialists in charge of services, and when you switch to the less efficient model that we had before, everything done by yourself. It'd be like a homestead where you are both, you know, the dairy farmer, the agricultural farmer, and you're the electrician, and you're the plumber, and you do it all on your own. It turns out specialization leads to more efficiencies, which is why the global standard of living has risen. However, there's this global leveling of the standard of living, and that's what you're talking about. It's not because of immigrations They're just the others that we get to blame the world on no What's actually happened is India standard of living gone up

Australia's has gone up China's has gone up and America has gone down along with the other people who had the above-average standard of living and they're all meeting In the middle because the world is flatter than it used to be I don't care about China and I don't care about India and I don't care about this country's standard of living and they're all meeting in the middle because the world is flatter than it used to be. I don't care about China and I don't care about India and I don't care about those countries standard of living. I'm an American and I'm nationalistic. And so I care about American citizens. And again, it's as simple as this.

The existence of mass immigration in the form of illegal, legal and H1Bs harms the working class and it harms the middle class by driving down their wages. And meanwhile, it drives up the cost of expense of ever increasingly more expensive services like education and healthcare. But it's simple because we have our head in the sand ignoring the actual changes to the globe. This is the clause.

When there's shipping all over the world, they're if you're an accountant or in a lawyer, things you'd think would be localized, you're competing with Indians who want to do taxes for you. That's really bad. It's unavoidable though, right? Like you're finding specialists who will do, it's bad until you go shopping, right? It's bad when you wanna be the guy

who charges a premium for your service. But I would bet that when you go looking for a hammer, you're like, do I really want the American one for 150? Or do I want the Chinese one for 15? I think that's a bit of a dramatic comparison 150 versus 15 for a hammer. But the whole point of a nation is to protect its citizenry. And when you suddenly say we're not a country anymore, we don't even protect our border, we're an economy,

and everything goes to the highest bidder. Oh, I'm sorry, you can't afford to have kids as an American citizen because you're ever increasing tax rate to fund health care for non-citizens and to fund schooling for them. And now you have to compete. Some accountant in Ohio can't charge a wage or a salary that's consummate with this level of education because he's going to be replaced by some fucking shithead from Mumbai. That's negative. That's a bad thing. That's selling out our country for cheap crap. So the only alternative to the globalization that we're talking about is the Soviet Union

model where you put up walls so that everything has to be built homegrown. And then you get fat companies that don't do a good job because they haven't been the lean mean competing machines that the open market companies are, right? Like if you're Toyota, then you're shipping your stuff all over the world, trying to give the best product for the money, and you're lean and you're mean, and you're doing the best thing you can.

If you're, I can't even name a Russian car company, but they exist and they fucking blow. And it's because they sat there protected for decades and not having to innovate, not having to get cheaper, not having to get better. That's what happens when you put walls up around your country. It's, it doesn't work.

There's a huge amount of middle ground. There's a huge amount of middle ground between a total iron curtain of industry in the form of the Soviet Union and open borders force Americans to compete with third-worlders and their wages in America. Like that's a huge night. And this is why the left will continue to lose on this issue is because when you say, when you hand wave away saying, I don't want illegals

here undercutting wages. I don't want legal immigrants here anymore. I don't want any more of them. I don't want H1Bs here. When that's hand waved away glibly as this is just racism, oh, they're brown so they don't want them here. Like that does not resonate with normal middle-class people. How is it different than the immigration that we've had throughout the rest of America? Right? The Irish are here, the English are here, the, what am I looking for? Italians are here. It was very, it was very, they went through Ellis Island. It was very limited. Checklist. They went through and they were like, no, not you. Are you sure about that?

Yeah, pretty easy to become a citizen back in. No, it was way harder. You get tired, you're poor, you're hungry. That was a poem. That was a that was a poem added in the nineteen teens. But and if you had any sort of a disease or anything, they were able to segregate you and put not, that's not a good word in this,

and just to quarantine you, you know, off to the side. So you didn't bring polio or syphilis or something. Makes sense, I can see why they do that. It was, look, it seemed like they were taking a lot of people, but they also knew who was coming in. And I think when they came, once they came in, I still to this day, look, I thought back in the day,

you could either be a citizen or not a citizen. I knew there were some steps in between, but I still, there's this gradient. There's this whole spectrum of going from like, a guy who lives in Switzerland, who's never been here and doesn't attend to, he's the least citizen in the US, and me who was born here and my dad was born here

and my grandfather was born here I'm the most citizen. I guess there's those people who like came over the mayflower maybe I don't count the indians Fuck those savages. They don't deserve anything They don't like the country in between between me and that guy from switzerland who has no intentions of ever coming here It seems like there's 13 different fucking things There's all these habsies. And that to me confuses the thing so much, because I'll see an article that says, asylum seeker, and has this, that, and the other happen to them?

I'm like, well, what kind of asylum seeker was he? Was he one of those Haitians fearing running away from a cannibal named Barbecue? Or was he like someone from Honduras who just wants to make cheap cheap t-shirts here at a high level it's like this there are a couple ways for foreigners to become citizens you could be sponsored by family you can be sponsored by an employer or you can seek asylum those are like the three main ways and then there's marriages and and and then it's family okay well that's not exactly sponsored it seems seems like the marriage itself, like it's the job done. Maybe sponsors the word you don't like migration where one Indian guy comes over, claims asylum

or gets a job. And then he recommends every member of his family subsequently and you get huge numbers. Like you said, like, what was the difference? It was highly, it was a much smaller trickle, uh, earlier in this country. And yeah. Oh, by far. look up a graph, 1965 Hart-Seller Act. That is the, if you wanna look, that is the point that exploded our levels of immigration.

And you can see the ensuing rise in productivity from America's GDP. Is that the thing that was a response to turning away the Jews during World War II? No, no, this was a way for corporations to lobby to get cheap labor. So they didn't have to pay Americans as much. And what we are seeing now is what? Sixty five, 70 years of that being in place or 60 years of it being in place.

The asylum thing came from the Jewish thing that maybe not the heart seller act on. But I guess America, like many other countries, when the Jews tried to leave Germany because they were being burned in the ovens, everyone was like, nah, don't you just take your chances there in Germany? And then they're like, yeah, maybe people who are under like persecution,

like the Jews were under the Nazis should be able to come to America. And that's where asylum started. And then like I said, jobs and family also can like, I'm stuck on the word sponsor again, can also give you an in, you know? And- I don't like that.

But then think about it, there's also been multiple waves where it seems like a president was like, oh, this group, we're gonna put them on this like unique probationary thing that's kind of nebulous and it'll stick until who knows when and figure it out. All right, I'm out of here. I'm going to play basketball.

And it's like, I don't want to leave those people in a jam. I don't like when we don't keep our word as a country. I don't like that. But like I saw that they, for example, they took away the asylum or the status, the immigration status away from half a million Haitians, half a million Venezuelans. And there was a third group perhaps from the Africa or the Middle East that lost their status as well.

And that's a lot of people. It's literally a million people that I just like named that are now not allowed to be here. And another half million we forgot. Yeah, there was another Yeah, I don't. Yeah. There was another group that I can't even recall what country they were from, but Haiti stuck out to me because I'm like,

oh, shit, because I don't know if you'll probably remember when the criminals took over Haiti, they're still they're still ruling Haiti. The criminals are like there's no government. There's no town hall, no police force. There is just a series of gangs who own various amounts. It's like a John John Carpenter movie. It's like Escape from New York now in Haiti. And so those people are getting sent back to that, I guess. What you know, I don't mean, you know, they're eating

the cats and dogs. I heard it. I believed it. I've seen it. I've seen it. What I had to pull a little Murphy away from a Haitian just the other day. Just the other day you had to say it and he would have only been a snack, dude. Yeah. He wouldn't have even been a fucking meal. He would have come back for Toby.

They should eat bigger dogs, quite frankly. Murphy's got these fat little thighs. I always talk about it. In the hard times, he'd be the first to go. So here's what you wanna do. You eat the small dogs first. You eat the big dog, all that meat goes to waste. You might not have even needed it. Yeah. Yeah. No refrigeration. We're eating dog. Do you think there's a freezer? What

are you talking about? Yeah, fair. We're eating dog. All right. So you eat the little one because like you can Murphy's about 15 pounds. And again, his back thighs, you can feel like, oh my God, this is like a big hunky turkey leg sized chunk of meat here Like this would be good. I could smoke my dog way 15 pounds Yeah, I'm sure it's a big leg Each leg is like more each one would be a meal for a man It's what I'm saying like it would be you'd be like I'm stuff. I can't my Murphy leg No, dude Murphy's thigh, his quad probably has as much

meat as like three oysters. Like there's no way. You're so wrong. I'm telling you, it's a big chunk, but it's a huge, it's this much meat. It's like a big chunk of Murphy meat back there, his kickers. That's what I call his back feet. Oh, maybe then. I don't know. I mean, I think I'd rather... I'll get Murphy Dexascan if you challenge me further on this. I'd rather eat. That's so funny They have to like mathematically remove your data of your forearms holding him there That's easy to do. It's easy to do. All right, I've seen the technology. It's incredible. He'd lay in there. I just tie him up Yeah, you put him in a big two. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to eat dog. I'm not Korean I'm not Korean and I'm not Haitian. I'm not eating dog, dude

Exactly. No, I do think that if you say, I don't know how many people are going to get, I know with this budget, you would imagine that they're going to at least five fold their daily like catch. I know they got like 55,000 in custody at any one time, something crazy like that. They're building, but billions of that money is for facilities to hold them in. I wish I had the figures, but every time I look for the figures, I get different figures because people want to spread it out over multiple years. They want to change it over fiscal years. And it's like, I really wish you could give... And of course the left wants to blow it out of proportion. Or

look, it's crazy. It's bigger than the rain core, but they want to make it look as big and superfluous as they possibly can, so they'll use language that makes it seem gigantic. It is gigantic, but even more gigantic than it is. So I have a hard time getting real good data, but you would imagine that they're gonna really go to town. I find that was like almost every news story.

I'm like, all right, that's one source. Let's see what other people are saying. Let's see what the videos looks like. It's frustrating. Hard to be well informed. Oh, did you see the Epstein horse shit? Where they're like, actually, he definitely didn't kill himself.

And here's a video of a cell that's a totally different cell than the picture of his cell we circulated years ago. Or I'm sorry, yeah, they're saying he did kill himself. Just absurd. totally different cell than the picture of his cell we circulated years ago. Right. I'm sorry. Yeah. They're saying he did kill himself. Uh, just absurd. Like you see the cabinet meeting today.

Was that where Trump is like, they're still talking about that. What the heck? Like that's old news. This guy's been dead for a long time, which is clearly like, can we change the topic? Cause I've lost track of how many then he asked him But choose me of rape and being a pedophile. I'm on his plane seven times I'm on the f-scene client list. But what happened was he said to Pam Bonnie Do you want to answer that she's like I'll happily answer and she went through each point

She said when I was on Fox News and I said that the client list was on my desk What I meant was that the file was on my desk. I didn't know if there was a client list per se in it. I also had the JFK and RFK files on my desk, or whatever the other brother, I'm losing it. And then she said, also, yes, there is one minute missing from the security tape just before midnight, but that's the way the security system in that prison works. We'll provide a catalog of tapes,

and every day you'll find that one minute is missing just before midnight. Oh, that's fine then. Oh yeah, as opposed to the original story, which was the cameras were totally non-functional. Oh yeah, we have cameras now. All right, that was Biden though. That was Biden's lie.

Like, don't forget that. Like, this is not a Trump thing. This is a President's of the United States cover-up thing because Biden was saying We don't even have any footage cameras were broken and they wouldn't give you anything at least the Trump administration is saying All right. Here's a doctor video and and then and no there is no client list. We have nothing Let it go old news, you know, but it's incredibly upsetting, especially in light of Elon Musk tweeting maybe two weeks ago that the reason the Epstein list hasn't been released is because President Trump is on said Epstein list and we knew that he might

be sort of was. I think what's important is what does that mean? Does it mean he is on the list of men who paid for sex with little girls? Does it mean that he has their videos? Oh, that's the other thing. And she said the videos were child porn that he downloaded. And that's what I knew it was all like. What he's manufacturer. He's the guy. They're like, yeah, we invaded Mr. Ford's house. He had a bunch of stolen Chevy's in the basement. Wait, what? What are you talking about? It's a bad look for Trump. I mean, people have come out and said that they were like,

I remember the girl talking about how rough he was on her nipples and she told her friend about it at the time it was happening and her friend was like, yeah, I remember like this happened. And Trump liked to have his little child exclusive to him. That was one of his preferences. Yeah, and I don't know. How many girls have accused Trump of underage sex now for

something like that and a good 27 adults? And you know, I like a president with a healthy libido, Woody, all right? It's Cosby like, like, I honestly don you know, I like a president with a healthy libido woody. All right, it's cosby like Like I honestly don't know aside from like cognitive dissonance how when like 40 women accused cosby of doing this he's obviously guilty And he is but when a similar number of people accuse trump, they're like Women are crazy. Aren't they hear me out bitches be crazy I'd be willing to believe he did untoward stuff with women like that some of the

Yeah, like that women that one like oh really had to gun down last yeah Yeah, and also like it does make it look like he was doing sinister shit on the island Because he's not releasing it. But also I could see it as like the idea that this is just a couple people compromised in what is obviously a giant massage honeypot operation is silly. Like it's an enormous number of people, a lot of powerful people are implicated in this.

So like I could see him getting leaned on to not release it even if he wasn't in there. But at this point, all the run and cover, the shadiness surrounding the Epstein thing, if they came out and said like, oh yeah, we caught Trump on tape. Here's the list of the fucking hundreds of politicians that we, that Israel was blackmailing, you know, and that would really kind of fully explain the, why does every politician in America act like they got to do this for another country? It's like, well, because they're all blackmailed. I would believe that that massage uses sexual blackmail. It's one of their modes of operation.

That's clearly what's been what's happened to any number of our politicians. Like, why is Lindsey Graham so obsessed with boots on the ground in Iran? He's from South Carolina and a masculine man who isn't a closeted homosexual who would lose his voting base if that were exposed. Like, why is he so obsessed with boots on the ground in Iran? It leads me to believe that the Mossad has evidence that he's a gay man. They might even be with some gay little boys or some shit. You know? I believe that. It would be so funny. He's like, I will take a lie detector test. And then they're like, did you have sex with any women on Epstein Island? He's like, not a

chance. The very thought disgusts me. I saw a pussy once. I said, eww. The CIA had like a gayator thing, you know, they had a machine that they would put on a man and test whether he was a homosexual. But I think this was around the time of the red scare. They like looked to see signs of getting a chub. Is that what they did? Yeah, they used eye.

So it's just like the lie detector in that it measures a number of bodily responses to a different sorts of stimuli, ups and downs, faults and positives. And so it measures heart rate, perspiration, eye dilation, and there is a sensor on your dick. And there's word association, you know, you would read certain words,

you would look at pictures of pornography, they'd be like some gay dudes or something. And I always thought like, what if they just had, what if you were gay, but you just weren't into those guys? You know what I mean? Who at the company is like, all right, go find me some hot gay porn, Mikey, get out there, the hot stuff, you know, you really want to turn these queers on. And he's like, that's a gay guy. He doesn't know what he's looking for. I can see myself in the chair, sensors on my arm, head, chest, whatever. They start wiring up my dick and they're like, well, already this isn't supposed to be the sexy part.

I could see that I totally empathize because I would be sitting there like that I would have like that eighth grade mentality where like when there's three minutes left in class, I'm not horny. I'm just like, don't get an erection. Fuck, I shouldn't have thought that rock hard. And I got to pull I got to pretend that I'm like taking notes. Yeah, I carry my backpack directly in front of me. Like that was I could see that. They're like, why are you hard? It's like, cause I'm trying not to be dumb

ass because that agent right there has big tits. Why'd you have a big titted agent in here? What about a line of clothes for young boys that, that, that gives you a bit of crotch protection, right? Little, little, little, little hide and seek down there. Maybe some hoodies where you can unbutton the pockets and they sort of, you know, go down there to hide your shame. Okay all right. I'm gonna need some little boy models to help me out with the marketing and research though. So if anybody knows any little You know what obviously don't send me your Ugo children. The CIA would waste a bunch of money on that when they could

just like bring a guy into a room and have like one earring on a table, one magnetic earring, like put this on. Put it on. All right, this guy's straight and he puts it on the left ear because the right ear is the one at least the rumor that was like our middle school rumor that like gay guys only wore earrings in their right ear. Only gay guys wear earrings. So you think this address like Johnny will stick to Trump at all? No, no, they're going to push. Cause there's people on all sides.

He might be president again, Woody. I think that there is a 20% chance he tries to go another term. And I think it was for four days, like it always does. The reason like and you would wonder why like, why isn't why aren't Trump's political opponents or his supposed political opponents on in the Democratic Party? Why aren't they pushing them on this? It's because this is an operation that has people on all sides compromised, even in the media, I would guess. And so they're going to allow this shit to blow over. I wouldn't like people like Chuck Schumer aren't going to show up and be like, tell us more about this. We need investigations into this perspective. Massad operation. They're

going to go, we've already learned too much about this. The entire thing is infiltrated by them. It's like they live. You ever see they live when he puts on the glasses and suddenly fucking the banker is one of them, the cops one of them, the fucking newscasters one of them, the good looking woman, everybody's they've infiltrated every rung of society. It's full on control. They're in there. They're newscasters, they're editors, they're, they're newspaper owners, they're billionaires, they're, they're, they're tycoons, their presidents, everybody. I know it's not JD Vance because he wouldn't have put that tweet out a few months back otherwise. I saw him on Theo Vonn's podcast being like, we got to release these files. He didn't know. Well, or he chose not to. He thought they were getting released.

Maybe. Yeah, it could be. He probably thought it was a good idea. I didn't know Trump was all over. Maybe Trump's not look, I don't know if Trump's in there. I think it's more likely that he's in there into some capacity. We already know he's in there just not to what extent. Well, I don't know what in there means anymore. You know, flight seven times. They kind of okay. That's a long time friend of Epstein. He's- All that's true.

I'm looking at a picture of him right now on Discord. They're yucking it up. I know all that. But in reference to it, I think they're usually talking about files and evidence that were taken from the island. Ghislaine Maxwell's Little Black Client List book, things like that.

You remember Heidi Fleiss? For those that don't know, this is Woody knows, but in like the early nineties, this Hollywood madam, a basically ran a whorehouse for celebrities and stars. And when she went down, her little black client list book exposed a ton of people, politicians, celebrities. Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly had a book like that. And look, here's the other question.

Why are they still holding her? Where does the evidence against her? If there's no evidence to be had against anyone, if they're saying there's nothing to see here, but little CP that he downloaded, then why are they holding Ghislaine Maxwell? What is what is what did you do? Why did he kill himself? I mean, he should have just been quiet.

There's no evidence., no evidence, nothing. Now like Trump's, what does Acosta do for Trump? Is he labor secretary or something? The guy who gave Epstein his first sweetheart deal, keeping him out of any kind of long prison term, got a sweetheart job in the Trump administration, feels fishy. Yeah, yeah.

There's like, we know Epstein was at least, I mean, he wasn't in charge. He was a pawn of whoever was in charge of this, running this kind of honeypot scheme to compromise Western leaders and politicians and media figures and what have you. Like we know he was doing shady shit because they caught him doing this already.

Like this is all new. If I play devil's advocate though, if I play devil's advocate, if Trump is only guilty of palling around with a scumbag and making disgusting comments, which we know he's fully capable of both of those things, uh, independent of his philandering, then maybe Trump has stumbled upon a treasure trove of blackmail on world leaders and politicians that he can why why can't we? Why can't we imagine a scenario where that's true? We're now Trump holds all the keys I don't believe the guy who fell for the tattoos and the horses and the cats or the cats and the dogs is playing 40 Chess any it's not 40 chess. It's 1d chess fam Pam Bondi says mr. President

This is a list of i mean this is lindsey graham and this is prince charles and and and here's prince diana getting a rusty tram trombone and like here's there's some jfk shit if that's true please release the videos all that baby will skyrocket in price get one out. And Trump wouldn't do anything to expose that operation because like who are his biggest donors? All his biggest donors are like hardline Zionists who would like take the side of Masad over Trump. Like there's no way this stuff gets released because top-

Elon Musk, a hardcore Zionist, that's his biggest donor. Well, his biggest historic donors to like the Adelson's, the Koch brothers, all of those billionaires, they do it. And Elon is over here being a retard of a different color where he's like, I want to start the America party. And it's like, oh, the America party, really? And then he's being all the people in favor of it online are like, brilliant Elon, what a good idea you have.

No Americans like it. It's just him being a shithead. So I think no Americans like the America party, because Elon is one of the most unpopular Americans, the right and the left have both kind of had enough of him. When he turned on Trump and when he turned on the Democrats, you know, one of the time now, no one's a big friend, but hypothetically, is there a place in America for party that holds all the most popular positions? Like I think second amendment is popular. I think pro-choice is popular. I know it's the Taylor's cup of tea, but it does have the majority of support.

The agnostic on that and literally say it, we're agnostic. Just be clever on it, right? Yeah, yeah. Like if there's an issue where it's darn near 50-50, we're not sure where we stand on that. We're agnostic on that. Just say, we let the states handle that. Like just take the easy way out on it.

You want people from both sides of that argument. You definitely do. But I agree with you on the Second Amendment. I think you'll, you know, anything that's nationalistic and for the economy. Immigration is very clear. He should be anti-immigrant. If we're going for popularity, he should be anti-immigrant. Yeah, mass deportations, immigration moratorium, a total cessation of H1Bs. That's what would inspire a lot. Like, look at how popular...

Did you see a march in the park in LA yesterday? No. So, so, all right. I didn't hear your words Hearing words to see what so ice did some sort of like demonstration in the park in LA yesterday. And and because I kept getting these weird news reports. They're like, what's going on at like, whatever Gotham Park or whatever is I don't know what what the park's name is. It doesn't matter.

What's going on there. And there's like, M wraps, I think an M wrap is that gigantic military truck that'll have like soldiers clinging onto all the sides and hanging out the back. It looks very futuristic. Can we see it? Zach M wrap? Yeah, it's an acronym, I'm sure for something. And so like what they actually did was they cut a tick top commercial. Like they went full force with like a couple hundred officers wearing full commando gear. Some of them have night vision on. You can find like the ones from yesterday at the LA.

Like you need this to deport farmers. Oh dude, you bring it on olive farmers. You're in big trouble. And yeah, yeah. That's not a 50 cow. That's what is that? That I count on you to know. I don't know if that weapon that might that I think that's a mark 19 grenade launcher on top of that thing.

I think it is. That's a fully automatic. You know, you're going to automatically a lot of tomatoes with that while you support people. Yeah, you don't need to wreck all the lettuce. You can just get rid of the guys and keep our burritos intact. Yeah, that's like so they brought a cameraman Taylor. And so they get this huge like phalanx of horses and keep our burritos intact. Yeah, that's like so they brought a cameraman Taylor And so they get this huge like phalanx of horses and the horses have goggles on. I love it. I love the horse goggles They're so cute and they're all they're all like charging in a line Like it's the like it's the Rho Eram like charging down that hill to save the day But in front there's a cameraman running backwards to get it covered and like all around the horses behind them is like a squad of goons

They're all where they got again. They got night vision. It's broad daylight in LA full They look like they're about to like take out some of it laden I mean they are dressed like like Navy SEALs from the fucking future. They got helmets and everything's all sorts of weapons systems They've got crazy pepper ball rifles. They got real rifles. They got 40 Mike Mike's there all. And they're all like, they're cutting a commercial. Well, the mayor shows up and she's like, she's freaking out. What's going on?

What is this? And the media is in a bubble around the mayor as she goes from like, group to group trying to get some answers. And all they can do is give her a phone number to call. I mean, all over social media, people who live in LA have been posting the traffic updates and the traffic rating. I saw it from lots of people, but also Dick Masterson had a viral tweet over it where

he's like, I've never seen this level of traffic in LA before. Like it's always crazy traffic. Oh, lower. He was like, every single road is green on the traffic reader that gives you prediction. This is a good air quality will go up. I bet. So all those, all those part, all those park barbecues. Wow. I think that would be, I saw a video that was talking about that. They're going to all the parks, but look, nobody's barbecuing. There, that would be I saw a video that was talking about that. They're going to all the parks. But look, nobody's barbecuing. There's no birthday parties because there's nobody here and they go from park to park

and show you that like nobody's out at the park barbecuing as they normally would on a Saturday afternoon. Yeah, I was reading a goat story about it. They said LA is like a ghost town now. I like it. I like it. I like it. Hopefully they actually spend this money to get rid of illegals. They said LA is like a ghost town now. I like it. I like it. I like it Hopefully they actually spend this money to get rid of illegals. They are dude. I'm looking forward to it They're gonna put on a fucking show what I'm I saw there was some sort of an organized attack on Border Patrol yesterday

Some some guys with rifles attacked them. They killed at least one and they arrested maybe half a dozen. Oh That some dude traveled to like an ice thing and he was from like a different state and he had like a call of duty Sticker on his car and he was killed immediately Check this out, I'm gonna go fight for justice just capped immediately Did he run right back in and try to get a UAV? That's what I know. No response. No response. Destroy, destroy. Yeah. Yeah. He got blammed by one of those trucks.

But they arrested like half a dozen people in relation to that crime. I'm having there's so much news on the daily basis that I'm having a hard time. I've talked to my dad again a couple days ago. He doesn't he doesn't know anything. He doesn't know any of this shit. He doesn't care. He's over there like in his swimming pool watching Hulu. Television movies and shows there are endless endless. I'm like that. Endless. I'm like, that's just one app, dad. Try Peacock. And he's like, what's that? You had to spend two and a half hours logging them into that one. Oh, I got, oh, it auto logged him in. It's, it's, it's the modern, modern technology is beautiful. No, he's, he's over there chilling. He had no idea about like the wars or about Trump or Trump. And it's like, Good for him.

My dad is like that where I can't remember the last time I had even a vaguely political conversation with my dad because he doesn't vote. He doesn't pay any attention. He's like one of those people where he's like, yeah, if you believe any of this shit, you're retarded. Like it's a waste of time to follow it. Like there's nothing I can, or his most core thing is like, I can't impact any of this. I'm not gonna let it ruin my day. And then just does his own thing.

And I'm like, ah, man, that's pretty nice. Just being like, it is interesting to follow. I find it interesting to follow. So that's pretty, that's pretty nice. Just being like, it is interesting to follow. I find it interesting to follow. So that's on me, but like, it would be so much healthier. And I'll find myself doing that sometimes where I'll like see something over, especially with like the Palestine, like kid pictures and everything. Like you see stuff like that and it's like, all right, this is, this is soul draining. Like this is negative or you'll like see a story. What about the gang rape? Did you see the gang rape story? There's this video of the gang raping this woman and then and they got called out, you know, on like media.

But one of the gang rapers is now like a media superstar. They've made him into their hero. He's going on their talk and they're like, everyone, welcome Hakeem the Rapper. And he's like, ah, no, no, no, no. He comes out Rapper. And he's like, ah, na, na, na, na. He comes out and he danced and he's like, ah, thank you. Yeah. So a Jewish group gang raped a Palestinian. Oh, yes, in uniform, like using a phalanx of shields

to hide that they were raping her, like taking turns raping her on this long, I didn't watch. I was like, oh my God, that's what's happening there and like turned it off. But then the second half of the video is showing like Israeli media like holding him close to their bosom and like he's going on there like late night shows and chatting it up with the like he's like a bit of a celebrity because of... I saw this rabbi. I saw this rabbi. I saw a rabbi talking to the soldiers and they're like, anything you did was okay. You did it.

If you raised your hand against the enemy, it's good. Anything you do, they're the enemy. Whatever you do, it's good. You were forgiven, you're absolved. Like giving them the whole like, want, you know, magical hand wave and everything. I didn't even know they did that in their culture, but there was a whole thing

I'm glad I'm not a Palestinian because they're on the losing end of this one This isn't gonna go well for them because no one's stepping in like it's been a year of genocide and no one has raised a hand The best they'll do is like Ireland those cocksuckers Raise a maybe they didn't they just got attacked also. Yeah, right. They fucked up and silence I'm sorry. I'm trying to help. I thought I was doing the right thing, but this feels bad. Y'all have so many missiles. How do you afford them? Well, we don't have health care that you know, actually that little bit. We don't have health care, but the Israelis do and we fund the dickens out of them. There's like half a million or maybe it was eight million.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don bit, how we don't have healthcare, but the Israelis do and we fund the dickens out of them. I heard that there's, there's like half a million or maybe it was 800, 800,000 of those like settlers that are in that, like that area that's in dispute.

They don't, they get paid incomes to like hold that land. Like I think we're paying a, a a basic income to 800,000 Israeli settlers. Oh, you're talking about this? Yeah, we do. Yeah, I knew you'd know about it. I'll see something like that and I'll be like, I need to play a video game or something. Oh, it's not even hockey season. I can't distract myself with stats. And that's fucked up. It's fucked up.

Yeah. But at least we pay for it with no ability to, you know, opt out. We borrowed the money to pay. We printed the money to pay for it. It's fine. If like, what'd we add like 4 trillion more? Yeah.

I mean, Republicans are not the fiscal responsibility. No one is. No, it's just. there is one that's worse and they were red it Scores been posted true. It's true 40 years now. It's true. But the other party certainly doesn't want to like be the Responsible. All right, I guess we won't do any of the cool stuff. We want it. We'll look out for your children Actually, we're gonna do the cool stuff anyway, fuck the kids It's like somebody's got to be the adult in the room, you know? They're being paid not to. They're being paid not to.

Yeah. And so we're not going to get anything we want because they don't represent the American public, the American people, because what we want are things that we never get. Dude, I wish I was Jewish. I I I was saying that the other night in the WhatsApp. I was, man, I wish I was like 50% Jewish. Like I had that blood in me. I could go over there, be part of the country

that's on the winning side of this whole thing. And I could like, I'd yuck it up with them like, oh yeah, cheers, the Americans paid for it. Ah ha ha ha. I'd grow the sideburns all for me. Oh, the 50% of you would be paying for it. Yeah, yeah, but that's, oh, I'm sure I'd get a good accountant over there

who would work that out for me. We'd have some sort of IDF stipend. I'd have to join the IDF. That would be hard. You get a sick vacation. You get to go to like- I'd live there. I'd move there.

I'd want to live on some of that disputed olive. But I want to go, I want to live in a villa over there where they cut all of some poor Palestinian man's olive trees down that had grown for five generations. I want that plot. But they call it the farm of tears. It was promised to me 3000 years ago. I would I would I would adopt that accent 24.

Look, I am brothers, you know, you just, they're like, this new guy's... That was such a good impression. Like, everybody put me on a chair and... Thank you. I would have a group of guys like lift me up on a chair and we dance and, ah, I get re-circumcised if that's what they required of me. Whatever it takes. Re-circumcised? Yeah, take a little more off. Go ahead. No one is grafting skin on and then we'll let that heal and then we'll cut it off. It's a resuscitation. I mean, it must feel great to be an Israeli and be like, we got this thing figured out. Oh no, I'm incredibly sick. It's on America. Go to the doctors. Hey. If only I could find a doctor.

Where will I ever find a Jewish doctor? Yeah. But I mean, I'll keep paying my taxes as long as I can rest assured that Israel has universal healthcare. Yeah. That's what we need. That really rubs me the wrong.

Yes it does. They're super duper like, if they, I don't want to fund any countries that have universal healthcare. I don't want to fund another single hecking country. And if they have, if they're broke as heck and HIV is ravaging their population, but we can fix it for 10 cents a person, I'm listening.

I could imagine helping people in that situation. But if they have universal health care and I don't and I'm still giving them my cash, no thank you. Yeah, it's spitting in our face to like have us fund things while like, like you're right, like if there was a genuine populist party that was like Deport Illegals, Immigration Moratorium, Universal Health Care. Like that would slow that would blow the organ. I would have organic ones. Those don't have like and pro second amendment.

What's clan platform? You know, I don't know what the platform is, but whatever those four things that you do, those four things that would be the most organically popular party in history. What universal health care you're going to have to, you know, pick the list less of two evils. All right. What other planks should there be in that platform? I'm thinking high speed Internet. High speed Internet. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I want I want further down the line. I want lots of investment. I want lots of investment. I feel like the Internet's pretty good now. Mine is, but you don't live in a farm. I want lots of science investment. I want lots of cutting edge science investment when it comes to AI, when it comes to space exploration and space science, when it comes to material science, and when it comes to

the quantum mechanics stuff where we need a fucking large Hadron Collider in Texas, where we're fucking ramming particles together at 99% the speed of light and figuring out what the universe is made of. We might discover a new fucking thing. That's how things get found out from that kind of science. Add the space thing on, we're funding space stuff, but we're not pie in the sky, we're realists in this party.

There's key performance indicators. You gotta show us some stuff. You got to, you got to show us some, some stuff you got to, you know, I want to moon base and I want to go to Europa. I want to go to Europa so goddamn bad. I would go. You'd go to Europa. It would be so scary to go to Europe. It's so far. It's so far away. But someone should go to Europa. Someone should go to Europa and fucking drill a hole in that ice and look around under there and see if there's any goblins. Well, we don't have to hold our new space administration to like crazy goals. Like, you know, Europa is way down the line. Let's get a moon base first. You know,

there's another interstellar object coming. they've detected a new interstellar object coming into our solar system. It's much bigger than a Oumuamua was. And it's they're not sure if it's a comet or not. It is a little fuzzy, they said, which is a sign that it's it's gassing like ice on it is melting off as it comes closer. But it's from another star system or from deep space, but it is not a part of our local system like most things that a lot of the comets that you see like that are recurring, those are orbiting the sun in this massive elliptical orbit. But sometimes it takes some 70, 80, 150 years

to come back again. But this is from interstellar space. This is from the depths of space from far away It's been traveling for who knows how long this is that this is the only the third object ever detected and confirmed That is such a thing a muamua was the first but it's not coming close to us There's no it's coming him quite close to us comparatively It will be able to get a pretty decent look at it it's not it's not gonna hit us or anything I got a moo a moo was interesting because it came into this the star system

It came pretty close to the earth and then when it was leaving it accelerated and They can't quite explain why Hope called me back. It was just a butt dial, but I wanted to make sure she was okay. That's why I didn't hear When is it coming close to us? I don't know the timeline. They've detected it already though Like I said, like I saw it on like one of those little star maps They showed it like here it is blink and here it is there that you could see it moving. I Don't know when it when it gets closer It was yeah, I would also like us. There's that asteroid out there that's worth $10 quadrillion, you know, we

just need to park that thing out there at the moon and slowly chip away at it. You don't want to wreck the economy. You just want to bring like, what's the debt again? Right, but like $29 trillion worth of gold and you and when you keep it in Fort Knox, and then and then you buy all your debt back, you know, with the gold you got there. This is how De Beers works, I think. They limit the access to the diamonds and keep the prices artificially high. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I don't think that would work. It would have to be like a real metal that was

like super useful for something, something we don't have here, a brand new kind of metal for manufacturing. Golden silver, like there's a, I can't remember the amount of gold and silver that's in every electric car, but it's a significant amount. Like we need gold and silver. And it's- I don't know the answer to this,

but if gold became very common, and I'm guessing this could make that happen, I don't know, like would it replace copper and wiring? Yes. Is it better? Better? Well, it's better as a conductor, but I don't know about the other things like copper.

You can bend it a few times. Gold too. And it doesn't corrode the way copper does. It's perfect. That'd be nice then. Then maybe copper becomes the valuable one. But no, like I said, you just, you don't want to, you can't bring the whole thing back. You just want to bring, I don't think it's made of gold anyway.

I think there's some gold in it, but they said something about iron and magnesium and a third metal that I can't remember. What's that stuff that makes gun sights glow? Tritium. Tritium, right? Watch it be just loaded with tritium and it just stops becoming valuable. Like it's only valuable because it's so rare now. Maybe. That's how a lot of stuff would go. Yeah.

I don't know, it'd be kind of scary bringing it back through the atmosphere if it's something that's radioactive anyway. That's one of the things that they've kind of put a halt on with NASA. They use, like the Voyager spacecraft are powered by these plutonium batteries and then they have this other device that,

as the plutonium de. Then they have this other device that as the plutonium degrades, it gives off heat. And this other device turns that heat into electricity and powers the thing. And the thing has like 400 Watts or used to, it had like 450 Watts when it took off. And that was 40 years ago or something like that. Now it's down to like 240 Watts, I think.

But the thing is they don't like to let NASA launch plutonium into space so much because if it's an explosion, then it rains plutonium down. Just do it over a bad country. That's not how this works. It could be across like a swath of stuff, you know, you don't know when the failure might happen. Russia's pretty big. China, Russia, China, they're right there. They're both huge. Copper is a better electrical conductor than gold. Gold is superior in terms of corrosion resistance. Gold is the most

malleable metal known. Gold would be favorable in situations where corrosion resistance and extreme malleability are paramount. For example, wow, this is new roof this, for example, it could be used for outdoor and metal destructures, water pipes. That'd be great, golden water pipes. The copper has superior electrical conductivity. So I had that wrong for some.

Maybe silver is better. Like I had this idea that there's a precious metal that is like the best conductor, like better than copper. I thought it was gold gold but I'm not going to go through my information comes from a reddit comment I don't know if you have an even better source but good luck. I'm making it up. It came to me in a dream I saw a whole series of pipes golden beautiful like heaven. Silver is the most conductive. Okay, Kyle.

All right. So we need this fucking silver asteroid. Yeah. You got any of those? But yeah, that's the political party that I that I could get on board with. I don't want to serve all these foreign interests. I despise it. I despise it.

Yep. Like is there a person on earth popular enough to kick off a party like that? Well, you know, I think Mark Cuban is, is mentioned that he would sign on with Elon Musk's America party. Yeah, he has, he's a billionaire who's, he's not going to line up with most of those things we just said. I don't, I don't think there's someone popular enough that could do it. And if this is the kind of thing that if someone actually got rolling and no one could buy

them, they would just kill them. Like they just, they just mark that guy. Like JFK got got for way less. Yeah. Well, maybe the home prices will go down because there's like a couple million empty houses now because the owners got sent away. That is how supply and demand works. People that built them got sent away too.

I always like to remind you all that slavery wasn't abolished. It was just reorganized. It's perfectly legal to enslave someone if they're convicted of a crime, which is how the prison systems make people work for them. I see people speculating that that's what Trump will do because he keeps, Trump keeps having this moment where he's like, yeah, but then there's these other workers that have been working on these farms forever.

And I see the farmers, they cry, they cry when their workers are taken away. These stories. And then they said, sir, sir, can you bring these borders back? You know, but the UFC fight at the White House that he's announced for next year. No, when I first heard it, I was like, it won't really happen. And now I'm on the other side. I'm like, I could totally see this happening.

We'll see. John Jones said he unretired. Yeah. Already. Yeah. He said that lasted two weeks. He wants to fight at the White House. They'll have to unretire someone else, maybe Cormier or whatever. So an American wins. Yeah, it's going to be a bad look if you have Tom Aspinall from England on July 4th, come in and start fucking John Jones, the American that's, that's how Rocky

three happened. You can't or Rocky four. Yeah. That's the, that's the beginning of Rocky four. You let the Russian come in and beat Bob Pol'Cree to death on July 4th. You can't have a recreation of that. I would love Trump to lean on Dana White for that card and set up an almost laughable series of bouts

where the American absolutely pulverizes people from all of our enemies. Like Molly the Meatball versus Anderson the Spider Silva. You know. Just have a mixed race, mixed gender bouts where you have a brawl. Reminder to non-UFC fans, generally one of the fighters does not have brass knuckles. This is a unique thing for this fight. So we're taking America's top athletes against Europe's top e-sports athletes in a UFC event.

Oh, he caved that FaZe Clan guy's head right there on the fucking White House lawn. The image they're using suggests that the Octagon will be in the front yard of the White House. But I wonder, where will it be? Because Dana White is historically and almost famously against outside venues. They always wanted to do it inside of a soccer stadium in Brazil or in the UK where you could have 80, 180,000 people, whatever those things hold, you know, around a soccer pitch. But he's always against that. He talks about weather, he talks about not being able to control the environment, etc. And he's right. That seems like a whole new experience. So what are they doing to do?

How do you have a fight at the White House? Someone I think Trump said, we'll have 30, 40,000 people in attendance, something like that. I saw the Chinese construction site recently, and they inflated a giant balloon over the construction site so that like dust and to some extent noise wouldn't, it was in the middle of the city. And so that the rest of the city was a little more peaceful than it otherwise would have been.

Could we do something like that? A giant inflatable place that just made a UFC event? I thought we could. That's gotta be a safety hazard. I wouldn't, you know, you fall on everybody and suffocate them or something weird happened. I went out there. Yeah, or some asshole could damage it. Like I have it out. Yeah. Or some asshole could damage it.

People in China aren't going to damage that. They don't do it. Chop their hands off. What I bet is they don't do it at the White House. That's because I remember when during COVID when they were like, we, they know why it's like we went and got an island. So it's going to be like fight island and then everybody ran with Mortal Kombat. They're like, it's gonna be like in Mortal Kombat, when you fight on the beach with the water in the background

and a palm tree on either side and do that to me. And I was like, yes, yes. I played the music, then I played the Mortal Kombat music while they fight. That's not what they did. That's not what they, they did it in a fucking stadium in an Arab country on an Island. It's a big island. You know,

it was just like, yeah, we don't have COVID restrictions here. Just do it in our stadium here on this island. And it was such a letdown. That's what this White House. Can you imagine David is Camp David close enough to be considered New England? Oh, he's not doing it. Can you imagine the White House golf course, right? A worse viewing experience than being like below the stage, outside in summer in DC, which is a swamp. So you're just being eaten by mosquitoes, not able to see the fights.

That sounds, going to a live UFC event, especially outdoors sounds awful. Like you're not gonna see anything. What I've seen, it depends how the seating works and everything. I know we watched that medieval combat, like mixed martial art, where they go in with clubs and armor. And it was in maybe, it was in a like Finland or something. And they were people all over these grassy hills and in stands surrounding it.

And you had an amazing view of the fight. But again, I don't, I don't think it'll happen. And if it does happen, it'll be like, yeah, we're fighting at the Ultradome here in Washington, D.C., home of the fight house. Right. We're going to do it in D.C. And it's like Washington. Where does the Redskins play? I don't know the name of this place, but it could be there.

Yeah. I think they'll just go indoors and it'll be a big whoop. And Trump will bring his cronies Like he always does and it won't be a big deal. Maybe you're right Maybe I forget the name of the place where the Wizards play but And look the president is quite the winner like you got to admit what he did with that bill Having it Cohen's have he was like I'm signing that bill in July 4th. So you gotta get those goddamn votes He called it weeks ahead and then you know, he was putting the pressure on motherfuckers. You better sign that shit. July. The flyovers already

scheduled the fireworks are scheduled. And I already got my sign in desk picked out. It was because I don't know if you watched the proceedings, but he was everybody gathered around his outdoors. He signs that bitch into law. Everybody's literally giving thumbs up I watched Lindsey Graham like a fucking cretin sneak his way closer and closer into the center of the photo So she's so he's two and a half people away from Trump It's like getting in front of people cutting in line and shit to get close and he's just this big shit eating ground It's like he's so happy and I knew he'd get Beautiful and then like after that Trump goes up on the fucking balcony with his badass bitch.

And he's like, he fucking does a victory circle or two. We're the best. We've always been the best. Now we're going to be even better. And then fucking B2 bombers and F-35s fly over the White House and the fireworks began. It's like, he planned all this shit. This looks great. This looks like a win. He was able to successfully steal from the poor and give it to the rich. The meme was, what was it?

Trump passes everything but away. All these people are not long for this world. Money can't buy you up to like 120. They're 80. We'll see. I think he's got another term in him. I don't know, actually. He's one of those guys who he could live a lot longer.

Like, really? Like, I see the other way. I could be wrong. I've been falsely predicting his death for a while now, but big guys dropped it. That's true. I was just thinking of like the like he's not a drinker, no drugs or smoking or anything. And that definitely plays in his favor. I, oh, maybe, I don't know. No, he's too fucking fat to be on speed, dude.

I think he eats his way through the speed. He wouldn't have the crazy weight problems he has if he was on speed. I think he eats like shit. I think he eats like shit and he takes a little speed every day, cause like, in that that meeting I saw today It's like it's fucking with it. He's running this meeting, you know, and every time he's a question He's like this guy right here knows the answer

Hey, you've been working hard on this tell him a little about what you've been he delegates his praise now And it's beautiful to see it's a new movie ass He's like Marco Tell him how great I am and Marco has to do like a little like three minutes on how great the Trump is Pam your turn Hey, he like it goes around the room He's point of he was like you tell him how tell him all the money I made the other way like they're like Trump what happened with these kids dying in Texas and he's like you can't get real gold paint anymore

You can't get gold foil. I was thinking of paint the the Crown molding around. He did decoration for half an hour. He did decorations for half an hour. Dude, he's fucking lost it. Every time I see him talk, he's doing the weave, right? And the weave is, I forgot what I was talking about, but I'm able to mumble. Maybe when I see him, he's not mumbling. He talked about the presidential painting so long, I got bored of it. He was like, got Jackson and there's honest Abe and there's the original George Washington. And then he's like, he gets the FDR and he's like, I saw the FDR portrait.

And I was like, this is awful. It looked like a child had painted it. He looks so feeble and weak. And we went in the back with the curator, six curators, we have six, might need to look into that on the budget, eh? And we go in the back and they pull out this one man, what is that?

What is that? And I found it. He made it sound like he was like the raiders of the lost ark he found he found it he's like the lost photograph of FDR and I said the FDR picture is horrible it's gay he looks weak I said paint him again make him standing and give him big traps big strong guy one of my secret service guys has some of the biggest traps you've ever seen this guy you, you should see him lift things. He carries all of it, all of Melania's luggage. Women, you know how much they like to take with them when they travel. He carries all of it in a backpack and it on both arms.

That's what he's doing. He was like, you know, the ramps here were put in because of FDR. You know, I had to wheel him around. He was in a chair. Great lead. A lot of people don't know this. Didn't work. Not even a little. Four terms. It's a record. That's not a record. I mean, it kind of is. Well, I guess it technically is a record. Why do you think of things in that manner? Because he's a narcissist. The record. Like it's like it's like it's uh, like Super Bowl rings or some shit. No, he's not gonna break that record. Even if they automatically

kept him in, then he'd be fucking up almost 90. He only needs one more because they're going to rewrite history in a way that he takes. They give him back. He always, he still does it. He's like, of course 2020 was stolen from me, but it's almost a good thing that 2020 was stolen from me because now I get the Olympics and I get the World Cup and he starts laying out all the and it's like hey you're right this is the world cup Americans care about that also I think it's gonna be a big deal he shits on Biden every time he's on the mic and I think that that can be effective like if if hypothetically the Democrats had held the office for the next 12 years and they would have written history in a way that was very kind to him. But Trump gets to write history

in a way that's unkind to Biden. He's just a little blip in the, you know, whatever 12 years of the span. And I don't know, I feel like it tarnishes Biden's legacy, not that it had no tarnish on it already. I'm not trying to say that. I'm just trying to say that when you get replaced by the other party, your legacy gets defined by them. Oh, yeah. One term president. He's a Polk over there, one timer, but a great guy. You had to put a tariff on a country. We were a tariff country.

No income tax. Sir, the question was, how many more little girls did they dig out today? President Garfield, he got stuck in a tub. My God. Why don't you even imagine it? You're trying to get out of your tub. You say, I can't get out. They have to come in and get you. That's why I don't bathe in there. I'm afraid of it. I don't want to get stuck. You ever hear the LGBJ tapes where he's talking about his tailor needs to give him some more room in the crotch for his dick. Dude, that guy seemed like just an HR nightmare, but he was so long ago. He's like, just, Hey, and make, I'm going to talk to you from the shitter, but

only girls are allowed in here for the ultimate scoop. All you fucking ogos and men, you can stand outside the door. Yeah. He would shoot you by shitting. It was apparently really big. But even in the tapes, he's not speaking like braggadociously. He's having a private conversation with a tailor. He's like, yeah, you got to give me some more room down there. And he had some old timey word for his crotch down in my crawl dads or or something. My crawl dads need some more moving around room. I'm just imagining a fuck. Maybe that's in the maybe that's in the basement. They have a preserved they just have his foul ass preserved. It's a

casting of like a like a like a death mask. It's all the president's death masks and then LBJ's dick That would be funny Yeah, we're all doomed get used to it and get a DNA test That's the word of the week find out if you're even a little bit Jewish and and join the winning team Join the winning team. That's what I do. We didn't my brother's test didn't give us any any J flavor So I think I'm on the out DNA test years ago. He took the 23 and me. Yeah.

Now you can't rape anyone. Yeah. Now, if I, now, if I get diagnosed with cancer and my dying wish, which it is, is to rob a bank and I'm dying. So maybe, maybe it'll get more violent than I intend. I picture like an oceans 11 non-violence, but I would be new. You know, when you want to start robbing armored cars, I've been just looking for a buddy.

That's all that's keeping me from it. All right. I watched it. I watched the town every night. Have you ever seen that movie? Did I've even got the nun mask. Have you seen the town? Oh yeah. Ben Affleck's brother in it or something? Ben Affleck's in it. And Jeremy Renner is in it. And there's a great scene where he like comes

to Jerry Renner, he's like, I need you to come with me. No questions asked. We're gonna hurt some people. Again, no questions asked. He's like, all right, let's go. He's like, I need you to come with me. You can't ask any questions and we're gonna hurt some people bad. All right, let's go. He's like, I need you to come with me. You can't ask any questions

and we're going to hurt some people bads. All right, let's go. Yes. That's the kind of dude you need rolling with you. That's a friend right there. Who was the one who said yes? Jeremy Rand. Rand was, yeah.

Yeah, the town's great. I haven't seen that one forever. It's a good movie though. You want to knock over some armored cars, you let me know. I got you. We don't need a third guy wheel man Woody Now hit anything in a while. He's got he brought us out first. He's got too much to lose

You got the whole family late. They corner Woody. He'd give us up. They crawled at him No No, he'd stand by us. Yeah, I think he's gonna do like 25 years for us. We're not gonna get caught dude He is though. No, he's not man. How would he get caught? Well, I'm gonna rat him out Nevermind I don't want in Both sides It would show like you driving off into a sunset and like Woody and I finishing our

coffee and picking up what we think are two bags of cash to leave and then we're immediately accosted outside. And you're fucking already... It's just dye bags and trackers in your bags. Ah, he filled it with... He made this... He filled it with child pornography. Now we're really going away.

Mine's got dog shit in it. Well, mine's got like glitter and CP. He made this, he filled it with child pornography. Now we're really going away. Mine's got dog shit in it. Well, mine's got something like glitter and CP. Let's trade bags. I'll take the, I'll take the poop one. Sadly, I think we need to wrap the show on bad news. There is no known photographic evidence of LBJ's penis. PKN568.