Painkiller Already - PKN 569

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

PKN569, nice. Kyle, you were gonna fill us in on what's wrong with Superman, what people say is wrong with Superman. I don't know where you stand. Yeah, so obviously you've got multiple groups that don't like new Superman. One of them is the Snyder guys. The guy, you know, the last Superman was made by Snyder,

or at least there is the Snyder cut of it, the Justice League rather, and everybody's, everybody liked that. Let me take that back. His fans really liked that. They liked the dark, gritty nature of Superman being thrown into a modern world and the implications therein.

They obviously don't like the new director who is James Gunn. James Gunn did Guardians Galaxy one and two, didn't do three, which was the stinker, because some tweets of his about pedophilia came up. It was like jokes about fucking kids. You know, it was like literal jokes on Twitter. But he's just such a good director that they couldn't hold him down. It was right at the end of me too and there wasn't enough glue left to keep that man down. So he's uh, looks like he's going to helm the entire

Warner Brothers franchise from bottom up now. Him and another guy are like, they've already either started shooting Supergirl or it's already in the can. That's how loaded for bare they are with this. They're talking about doing Batman, a new Batman, which would upset me because there's a different Batman that's already been written, but that's a different story. The reason people don't like this current Superman, aside from what I just mentioned in the infighting with directors and vision for Superman There's a scene in there where Superman look they use fake country names, but Superman saves the Palestinians from the Jews

Like like there's a bunch of like brown poor people throwing rocks and bottles and there's a white army coming and Superman and they the the poor people raised the super flag They've got like a makeshift out of rubble super flag They've made and they raised the super flag and Superman comes and saves them. What are the made-up country names? I'm just curious Can't win a stand and kill them all a stand I don't know That basically that's what they always do. They pushed out not just using the names. That's what Holly you can't in a global movie

market they've been doing it for a while. If you look at the new Top Gun to Top Gun Maverick they went to an undisclosed Eastern block country Russia. You just don't say so the Russians can watch it. These pretty good the Tom Cruise never age Do his own stunts you're pretty good Russian accent people I know I dabble They don't like that and what I've seen is a lot of conservative commentators Who's the Jewish guy with the the personality disorder and the wears his yarmulke too much? Ben Shapiro, you got the sister with the fucking cams. Ben Shapiro. Definitely Ben Shapiro.

Yeah. Why didn't you start with a good clue? I was building. Big shout out to Abby Shapiro. She has her own subreddit by the way. Go check her out. Great subreddit. Big shout out.

They're at least like H's or something like that. They go beyond double D's. These are enormous knockers. But I saw him post something on social media. He's like next to the poster and he's making like a stink face. Like didn't like that. To go broke. You know, there's a lot of that.

Is that what that picture is from of him going like, because I've been seeing that memed onto some other photos that have made me laugh. Yeah, put it onto his sister's titties because the guy I mean it must be awkward at fucking family events when she comes in with the girls out because they're just hard not to look at. If my cousin looked like that there'd be some something going on I'll tell you that right now. I mean if it came out I couldn't blame old Benny. I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't blame him. I don't understand. Congratulations. Yeah get after it. You got picks like talk to me. She could handle a lot of that Palestinian food shortage by herself. Just milk them bitches. Land of tits and milk and honey. Yeah so there's a controversy about that. And I wondered going into it,

is their woke, go broke nonsense big enough to take down Superman? But it turned out it wasn't. Superman's doing super well. It made, I don't remember the exact numbers, but like 150 million this weekend. Like it did really well. Most people are liking it.

Nobody's hating it. That's the important thing. Because like, everybody's got their own idea of what Superman is. Superman is a 90 year old character made by two Jewish men. I saw someone make that point. It's like, this was when Superman was invented by two Jewish men and now they've turned him

against his people. And others that. I haven't seen the movie, but I will see the movie. I look forward to it. But I wanted to know the political stuff that was going on. So I delved a little deeper into that. So it seems like a big nothing burger. And I hate the go broke stuff when it's not even that woke.

Like Superman would help the Palestinians. Like, you know, he would. It does. They're the ones who need his help. Masada doesn't have any picks of Superman. He's going. He's going in, all right? They're good, they've probably got some picks. They've probably got some picks.

I'll tell you who's got the picks, and that's Conor McGregor. I'm sure you guys know Conor McGregor, basically DMing Azalea Banks, who's an American rapper, slash singer, slash artist, slash bot. And he just sent her some dick pics. And like it's full body dick pic, head to toe,

him standing with his crooked potato farmer dick, as she called it. And then in the next pic, which he captioned as lifting weights, you know, he's got a dumbbell tied around his cock and he is lifting that. I'd say a one and a half, two pound dumbbell. Is he lifting it or is it hanging off of his penis? Yes, Ed, yes. Okay. All right. I just wanted to fact check the lifting. Good for him.

Asking for a friend. Yeah, I meant to do it. Goblin Squats. I mean, he's a professional athlete and he seems to think so. Right, he has the world's finest trainers at his disposal. He would know how to penis lengthen. Yeah.

And also in his defense for doing the full body thing, like if I had a sick body, I had those cum gutters, abs, looking jacked, I'd throw the whole body in there too. Well, she immediately reposted it to Twitter and made fun of him because of his like conservative leanings I'm sure that was a big core part of it and has just been roasting him and the whole MMA community is having a blast with it. Chael Sonnen has a great video it begins with I can't stop looking at Conor

McGregor's dick. All day I've been looking at Conor McGregor's dick. I sent a picture of Conor McGregor's dick to my partner and he opened it for his wife. Now she's looking at Conor McGregor's dick. It's incredible. He did the whole video on Conor McGregor's dick, I guess. I also sent that sound bite to the WhatsApp. I was blown away that it was not AI, that he was actually just ranting about Connor's dick. So yeah, just, and then the next thing I saw from Connor, he's in some faraway land on, he's got the biggest yacht there. Like, he doesn't just have a yacht, he's got the big daddy yacht. He's looking down on the pier at like people who have come to see him and he's like, I don't know doing some rich person Face soaking and cucumber water thing and it's while like talking to himself Well, they're mccracken's right here. Hey, I'm a crack in his head. He's like throwing cucumber water on his face

That man's never gonna fight again He might have a career in porn on his frame. That's a big cock. Did you see his dick? I saw a censored version. Did she post the uncensored? Oh yes. She posted his cock. I don't think he needs the money enough. Or was it stretched out by a barbell or a dumbbell? Is that what I'm hearing? So he's maintaining an erection. He's high and he's got the mass pulled up high. And at the base of his cock, there's a strap and that is tied to Somehow a dumbbell and he is like power flexing his cock

Showing that he can you know lift that weight, you know, it's it's and then the other one He's I would say he's about three-quarters masked and he's he's pointing south Southwest and and that's the one I pictured him Southwest and that's the one that she likes about us. I pictured him, I don't know why I thought it would be soft or something, but when you said the weight was hanging from his dick, I pictured it around the- Stretching. What is the base of the head called?

Is there a name for that area? The base of the mushroom. That's the underside thing. I like to confuse people, don't stop correcting me on those. We reverse them and then they take it into their private lives. Well, he knows. So anyway, but the whole, whatever, the base of the head.

I pictured like a string around that to the dumbbell and it was just hanging and stretching, but that's not what it was. Yeah, that's much less impressive actually, because think about like, like if you reached out and held a 50 pound dumbbell just at arm's length, that's really, really hard because there's so much extra pulled down, there's so much more leverage.

You just hold it right here. That's not tough at all. And so him putting that strap on the base of his penis. And I haven't fact checked, but if that's what you're saying, it was on the base. Then that's almost like Hollywood nonsense. That's dick right now. That is hardly a weight. So the picture I saw was centered. The weight is so small, it was covered by the black box.

That weight must be six ounces. That fucking weight. It might be fishing tackle. That fucking weight. That is I'm under the age of a man who's got a black box. I'm under the age of a man who's got a black box. I'm under the age of a man who's got a black box. I'm under the age of a man who's got a black box that way god damn it must be six ounces that fucking weight it might be fishing tackle that fucking way that is i'm under the impression that his dick is supporting something

somewhat impressive i'm picturing the the dumbbells i have in my gym at least a 10 spot right this what what kind of fucking physical therapy for grandmas did he even get this weight from What kind of fucking physical therapy for grandmas that he even get this weight from. Yeah. I just looked at the pictures that, uh, Kyle linked. I can't even see a weight on the right picture. Any weights in your gym that are that lame? I don't know what the purpose of a weight that's actually I have a, I have fractional plates for like, uh, fractional plates. I can get on board. That's it.

This weight weighs as much as four of my fingers. Like it is, is not a lot of, I'm getting a lot of dicks looking down this search. One guy's like, I'm giving Connor a run for his money and it's just him jerking it. Damn it. What a cool guy. You see Connor McGregor and he's like, I can piggyback on this. Kyle's accidentally sissy, hypnoing himself. I don't know what a monster cocks.com. If you're interested in that guy, I'm looking for Conor.

I didn't know the fact that he was still a website. I thought that got all destroyed. Or at least that's the link. They're doing God's work again. I was just on Reddit. They were just there. I'm having a hard time finding them now, at least on my PC. On my phone, I searched Connor and he was like, Hey, I'm going to be a good guy. I feel like they're doing God's work again. I was just on Reddit. They were just there.

I'm having a hard time finding them now, at least on my PC. On my phone, I searched Connor, and there they were. Are those even new pictures though? Because the one I just saw. Let me look. He's like big bulky mode now, and he looked pretty lean, dried out there.

See, that's what he looks like. Okay, I know He's definitely strong. He definitely has all his current tattoos in this picture. So it's not super old. Oh, that's a good clue. Um But I'm used to seeing him Bill a suit that seems quite frankly too small for him and it's hard for me to compare that to the nude version Yeah, well in any case either way he's having a nude version. Yeah. Well, in any case. Either way, he's having a good time. Thanks. Doesn't give a fuck. Good for her.

I saw a picture, a tweet where she's like, lol, I was joking. We've been trading pics for years and I couldn't tell if it was real. You couldn't read the sarcasm. I guess not. It's in text. I need the well. Well, what she literally says is we've been sending unsolicited pics back and forth for years since 2016. And it's like.

Unsolicited pics is the is the important part. She's she's calling him out for being a dick, but it's fun. Never mind. Yeah. She did not want that picture. They have not been sending pictures and she is ratting on him But it's fun, nevermind. Yeah, she did not want that picture. They have not been sending pictures and she is ratting on him because she doesn't like his conservative

MAGA partnerships. Well. Or his crooked potato farmer dick as she calls it. That was mean. That's a good point. I need to do my research again. You need to do even more research. You should spend all night doing it.

Just to be frank. It's... There is a curve in his mass there. Yeah. Well, that's okay. It's probably something you can't do. Is that a negative, like, a curve? I don't know.

For me, no, but... Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm not ever gonna fuck out. You know, sometimes. If I'm a woman and I'm like, all right, you got a couple of choices. Straight is a narrow, upward curve, sideways curve, downward curve.

Ooh, not bad. I'm like, oh, I don't know. I think I want to straight. Well, downward curves and upward curves would flip her upside down. Yeah, I don't want to the box thinking that would limit you though I feel like if we got a straight penis then we can do all the things but there could be some weird positions That we can't get into if it's curved all weird and wonky straight down

Especially would be a no-go us maybe straight back would be fun You know you get in there like a like in like like that tail and alien in Alien when he rapes the trans person. Wow, didn't know that was a scene. You've never seen Alien? I don't remember that one. Oh, Alien, yeah. I don't remember them raping a trans person. And I've seen Alien. Yeah, the Alien does.

It like corners Veronica Cartwright. That's the actress that plays the trans person. It grabs her and she's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and it goes, haaah, um, veronica cartwright that's the actress that plays the trans person it grabs her and she's like And he goes And its big tail comes all phallic out of nowhere hooked and can curving upward between her thighs And then it and then you just hear As it you know penetrates. Oh, I don't understand the trans person. Do they have boy parts or girl parts? Well, I don't know what?

23rd century 24. I'm not sure. I think they leave that up to the viewer. Yeah, we just know that, you know, that if you can look at her flight logs, you can see she's a trans. She's male to female. And it's written on screen at one point. Huh? I didn't know.

1979, I think that movie. Real class sounds good. You know, I saw something, I was just looking up Superman to tag onto your thing. Kyle, are you bothered? Or are either of you bothered by the fact that this guy's got like noticeable amount of slack in his uniform around his shoulders and arms? I'm not a superhero guy, but Superman should be huge. He should be big.

Why would he be big? He should be imposing. Why would he be like, because he's like no sense. Why should he be skinny as a rail? It looks like he got his costume and fucking like a Halloween store. It's so loose. Well, they did put the briefs on or the shorts or whatever you want to call them. And those are going to look weird no matter what you do. I heard the actor talking about it. He's like, you're just going to have

to get over the shorts. There's no cool way to wear the shorts. And that's a terrible photo. That doesn't help us at all. But I don't think it's a real photo. I think it's a drawing. I think you drew that. I mean, he flying in it so I know it's not real. Zach's showing off his artistic skill. That's what I'm saying. That's beautiful. Yes I love your pencil drawings Zach. Look at him flying here. There's too much. Looks more jacked than I even want him to be there. No he shouldn't be jacked because you get big by. Oh that looks better yeah. Well you get big by like straining yourself right and like tearing muscle fibers and they regrow stronger or whatever But he's infinitely strong all the time charged up by our yellow Sun

So I don't I wouldn't think he would be any bigger than just a regular goes to the gym two days a week Maybe kind of guy with bad genetics at that like he shouldn't look big. I don't know. I don't think your man should be big So I hear Kyle's point you ever see I just think Superman should be like aesthetically pleasing like a Brad Pitt character of some sort like like bacon Fight Club Brad Pitt or there's one where he looked even better than foot make it a is it Achilles Troy one okay. Make it Troy Brad Pitt, right? Where he's buff and he looks great, but he also doesn't look like he's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Like, that's what I think Superman should look like. Also, Troy Brad Pitt is a body that you could achieve with good work ethic and good genetics. And- Good diet, yeah genetics and a good diet. Jesus Christ. Kyle, you think that's too much? It's show us Troy Brad Pitt. Yeah, maybe I'm not remembering to be as impressive as I.

It's so good. I think it's I think that's the best he ever looked Brad Pitt. And I think it's just like, yeah, here's the picture I want. Oh, it's even a gift. I got you. Okay. Here, I might change my stance when I'm. He's all like, yeah, here's the picture I want. Oh, it's even a gift. I got you. Okay. Here I might change my stance when I'm. He's all greased up to look at this shit.

Oh yeah. He is. He's almost giving you that Connor McGregor look. He's going low with that camera. That is lower than I remember. That is I don't remember this. I mean, clearly Achilles is manscaping. That's all I'm saying. He's mean, clearly Achilles is manscaping.

That's all I'm saying. He's got one of those Harry's razors. Okay, okay. Maybe knock it off a notch, not you, like my expectations, and make it like Fight Club Brad Pitt, you know, a little less size. I feel you.

And I just want my Hollywood male stars to have a physique that's achievable with good genetics and good work ethic and good diet. The stuff that we're seeing now is unachievable unless you're on steroids. It just, no one looks like the rock without steroids. Nobody does. And it pushes it too far. But if you go to the women, it's achievable with good work ethic, good willpower, and a lot, you know, like good genetics. You put those things together and there isn't a female star you can't look like. But for dudes, you have to take steroids to get there. Not fair.

I didn't like that was one of my big complaints. And overall, I liked that Robert Pattinson Batman is pretty entertaining, but like him not working out to become Batman is so lame. Like you, if you're going to be Batman, like you don't have that excuse of like, well, you're not a Viltramite with infinite strength. Like, no, if you're Batman, like you have to be working out harder than anyone else ever because you're going, you're like trying to live in the world of superheroes and you're not, you're like trying to live in the world of superheroes and you're not, you're just like really rich in a GMS. Is that true? He didn't work out.

I think Kyle told me that where he like said he didn't want to get huge because even Christian Bale got pretty big for Batman if I remember. Yeah, he doesn't have his Paseca on point too much. He does kind of, his tactics are different than the big bruiser Batman like Ben Affleck and he's not just crashing through people. He does seem to be more like a like a lightweight Batman, like a, you know, 155 pounder, mostly, mostly a lot of movement and gadgets. So I, I don't, I wish he looked a little better there, but once he's in the suit, it works for me. He looks fine in the suit.

The suit makes him look stronger and the suit it works for me he looks fine in the suit the suit makes him look stronger and the suit i guess makes him stronger maybe i don't know if they even really covered the gadgetry super well but that's my favorite batman now like i like the dark knight is a movie the most but my favorite batman is the robert pattinson batman he uh he's kind of dark and brooding and he's like he hasn't recovered from that whole parents got murdered in front of me thing and He's not a hamper still the best. No, not for me. He's he's the douchey I'm over that shit and I've got a whole guys Batman he's very almost anti charismatic when he wants to be in a little Patrick Bateman kind of ways

And well, I'll just buy the building then Then he's a he's a fucker. But he's a fucker. No, I just I just like Christian Bale a lot. And so I like Christian Bale is my favorite Batman. But that could change when I see Robert Pattinson. I haven't seen him. And you've got a good supporting cast. Catwoman is Lenny Kravitz daughter.

She's beautiful and has just an accret. She's so sexy, super hot, banging body, and she rides a motorcycle with her ass stuck up the whole movie. And then the penguin is great. What's his name? Plays the penguin. And he's under- Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell, yeah. He plays the penguin. He's got 10 grand worth of makeup a day is what it costs to like turn him into the penguin. And he's not like a goofy penguin, like he doesn't quack. He doesn't have penguin hands.

He's just a fat, ugly guy with a bum leg. And so he doesn't want to be called the penguin. It's a mean thing. People say to him because they're cruel. Yeah. I like he's not happy with the moniker. She rides around on a motorcycle with her butt in the air. My mind hasn't left that yet. And I'm like, but okay.

So she's rotating forward to put her clip on the vibrating motorcycle seat. I know what's happening here. Like I, you're not fooling me. We know he's getting horned up on the way to the fucking bank just to stop those masked robbers. This distracted driving cat woman. Yeah, that is, I do like if the penguin is upset

by being called the penguin, that is kind of a funny thing because that would be a mean, that would be a mean nickname. Is it like a trope throughout it where like, you it where maybe the Penguin walks into the hideout and one of the henchmen doesn't know and he's like, Tony, I already told you, we got to do this for the Penguin. He told us. And he's like, why did you call me? Or something like that, where he kills people for calling them the Penguin.

No, no, not that. He's very much, it's not comic booky. It's more like gritty gangster movie. So it was the show, the Penguin TV show is real good. It's not the Sopranos, but it tries to be, and it comes close. Like it- 10 grand and make up a day though.

He is the modern Tony Soprano. If you know how I've talked about it before, especially in the episode College, where Tony takes Meadow to college, it was a big risk and people told David Chase that it was a big mistake to have his main character, the protagonist, the leading man of his show, straight up murder a man like in cold blood in episode four or five or whatever it was. And people loved it. They were like, nah, but he's Tony. He's our guy. And they got on board whatever it was, and people loved it. They were like, nah, but he's Tony, he's our guy.

And they got on board at the, I don't wanna spoil it, but the Penguin does some stuff where I'm like, fuck man, I don't know if you can be my guy anymore. I'm not your guy, I'm gonna let you know right now. I mean, this is, ooh, this is inexcusable. Being hyper-focused on the matter at hand, I Googled Catwoman on a motorcycle, and I found a picture after picture after picture of Anne Hathaway

Rotating forward and putting her clit on the seat. Yes. So apparently that's canon She just jills off every time she rides her bike. Yes, I like that. Anne Hathaway Catwoman from the third Batman movie in the Nolan trilogy, which is the worst that she is one of the highlights She's got her ass like way up like she's like on a bondage bench with that Batman movie and the Nolan trilogy, which is the worst, that she is one of the highlights. She's got her ass like way up. Like she's like on a bondage bench with that thing presented for the world. It's like it just it's wild how high and anyway, I like it a lot. It's hard to sell. Yes. I think it's been a long time. Yeah. Since those Princess Diary movies. I remember that movie coming out, but I genuinely don't remember what it's about.

It's about a 12 year old girl who becomes a friend. You know what's funny is because I was so young when that came out and I'm way younger than Ann Hathaway. I was watching at like six years old being like, wow, so pretty. It didn't even fist in there. Because she was definitely underage in those. At least in the first one, she did like two or three. They were super popular. But she's super hot.

Always has been. But the new bat, no, cat woman is hotter. She's a biracial half Jewish. Well, what is she because Lenny Kravitz half Jewish? No, she's multiracial, not just biracial because Lenny Kravitz, her father, the famous artist is half Jewish, half black. And I'm going to guess her mom is like a beautiful white woman or something. She came out real well, whatever that mixture is, we should, I don don't know keep that one bottled up somewhere don't forget that recipe write that one down is it Zoe Kravitz yes it's Zoe Kravitz Kravitz

okay I haven't seen she does look pretty though big thing yeah big fan hmm do you think they're telling the truth about 10 grand a day on makeup for the Penguin? That just seems. Crazy. I mean, it depends how many hours it's taking. And it wouldn't take that long to if you've got five people working on him for five hours to get kind of crazy.

I know like the RoboCop suit took like. You hear these stories about the heavier makeups in movies and they end up getting there at 3 a.m. the morning before, and it'll be noon before they can actually shoot anything. Like they literally spend eight, nine, ten hours getting them into those suits. But yeah, they sell 10 grand a day and it's a lot of stuff and it's a fat suit. And he even had a weird leg. When they show his foot, it's weird. 10 grand a day is just a big number. Like, oh, it took 10 hours to do makeup.

Okay, they make a thousand dollars an hour? Oh, it was two people. Dude, a high priced attorney is $500 an hour. Well, not high, high price. Do makeup artists make more than attorneys? Successful ones? Cause how much does the makeup itself cost? Can't be that much.

Well it's not just makeup, they're not just like making De Niro look not ancient and covered his liver spots, you know, they're transforming him into a, cause Colin Farrell is a, sometimes I want to say Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell's a handsome man, and he's like got defined features and the penguin is a slob.

He's got this place pockmarked everywhere. His whole face is new. I genuinely don't recognize Colin beneath the makeup. I can't see him in there. Is it because Colin was too like he wasn't enough of a method actor to get fat the way a real true Titan like Christian Bale Christian Bale got disgusting to play Dick Cheney, right? Yeah, like I told him about trail mix. I could have told them I could have been I can be the other. We got tricks in the trade.

What you're gonna want to do is inadvertently wake up around 3 15 in the morning. No self-control. You're gonna walk in and get peanut butter Won't be needing a spoon you're gonna be tired So you're gonna wake up in the morning going why does my mouth taste like peanut butter? Oh shit I guess I eat peanut butter last night. That's how it's gonna go Okay, so Zach said the typically hourly rate for a union artist is $47.60. Okay. Which tells me they spent 210 hours a day on his makeup. Easily, if not more.

What they've got, Kyle, I think, is like a, they've got like a Marty Bird character laundering money behind the scenes. And he's doing, he's doing some, some interesting accounting. I do like honestly that guy on the right in that picture, if you can put it up, Zach, like he looks the same tier as like when they try and make Lionel Messi look like not a professional athlete. And they're like, we're going to see if anyone notices at this club that Lionel Messi is playing with them. Look, we put them in fat guy

clothes. And it's like immediately you see them and you're like, that's, that's like a real fat guy. That's a fake fat guy. This guy says the reason it costs 10,000 is the right photo is actually what Colin Farrell looks like. He has to go through several hours of makeup and prosthetics to do the look on the left. I'm with Kyle. It's probably small for people, but I looked at it in a large... Dude, the nose is different. The eyebrows is different. Somehow the vibe of the resting face is different. The ears are the same. Sure. Ears are the same. Yeah.

Lips are similar. Sure. Ears are the same. Yeah. He's doing like a New York accent. He's got weird mannerisms. And he's an awful person. I liked him for a lot of the show, but by the end, he kind of lost me. He's a mean guy. He's very much in the vein of Tony Soprano with what he's doing here. Well, he's supposed to be a bad guy. Like, you're not supposed to identify with the Penguin in this show. It doesn't sound like I mean, it's his show. It's called the Penguin. I thought I'd get on board.

I you definitely sympathize with him and you understand how he gets to where he gets. It's like bad things happen in the present part of the show, or is it more like following the penguins? Rise Yeah, it's um, it's set After the batman movie that you watched so the flooding of the city is sort of mentioned and it's the effects of it are present uh people who have been They're out of their houses in certain neighborhoods and like they basically they fixed up the rich neighborhoods But left the slums like all flooded and fucked up in some scenarios.

So there's some class warfare stuff going on. And but Batman isn't mentioned, no superheroes are mentioned that I can remember. They might show a news excerpt for like three seconds of like, and of course the flooding caused by the Riddler and show a picture of the Riddler real quick. But I liked it a lot. That's my favorite villain because that's like well to already have a villain called the Joker and then to have it be like you know Friday at 1 p.m. and your boss is like at Marvel or T.C whatever is like, we need that new villain on my desk. End of day today. And he's like, Oh, fuck. Maybe like a even gay or Joker question marks all over him.

That's what we'll be speaking rhymes and upset people. Yeah. Let's see if this fly. It's just he's is. How is he not a worst Joker in every way? Like really, how is he not? I'm not fighting you, I can't defend the Riddler. The Joker is cool, he's iconic. I like that you're insulting the Riddler with questions. Riddle me this, how are you not worse than the Joker in everything? He's pretty close, I'll admit, and their color themes even like cross up a little bit.

But clearly one is some sort of demented quiz master slash terrorist and the other is just a quiz master. Yeah, absolutely. He's out. He's literally a Riddler. That's the core part of what he does is that he could have conquered the city over and over. He was just coming up with those zany riddles that was taking up all the time.

You want to save the girl, Batman? Which Mets left fielder hit 10 home runs before the 30th game in 1986? I don't know. How would anyone know this? I guess you don't want to save her, Batman. I'm not a sports guy. Tell her that as she sinks into the acid.

And it's like, this US president served one term. Fuck. Fuck. Alfred raised me. This is... Fuck. He's over the stuff. Any questions that are bat related perhaps? Yeah. Only bat related questions. And he wouldn't even know much about bats because he hates bats.

He adopted the bats. He was born in them. He adopted it. He was so afraid of them. He put his eye out in the cave. A quarter of all mammals are bats? I did hear that. A quarter of all mammals are bats?

I don't like it. It's a lot of bats. We better be careful. Where are these bats? I barely live in caves. Yeah, they come out by like the 10s of millions at night. Have you seen those videos? Where like it'll be some like known bat cave and somewhere in the US or Zimbabwe or something and it has like a time lapse of them late at night and it's just like a dark, it's like a spooky movie, like a spirit escaping a tomb, like not like a bunch of birds flying, just a solid black pillar. But you know, you know that trope in horror movies where they're exploring and the bats

suddenly fly past them and spook them? I've done that in real life. We were spelunking down in a cave in Texas, and we came upon bats and they fluttered past us and scared the fuck out of me because I've like right in your face. There were these walls that sort of like do this wiggly waving thing and you had to like turn sideways like in a cartoon and like make your way through them. It's really fun. Yeah and they're like aren't they like one of the most lousy with disease animals out there? Like they talk to parasites and issues. I don't know what the main cause of it is. Maybe it's the close quarters,

the great number of them, something about their genetics. They are mammals. Maybe it's the piles of shit that they live amongst. But, um, it seems like a lot of those really scary African diseases came out of bats. I got to jump into humans. That thing. Move the bottom. It is not that the number is also 20%. It's not that 20% of all mammals are bats.

It's that there are so many species of bats. 20% of classified species are bats. Like there's only one kind of human, but there's billions and billions and billions of bats. 20% of classified species are bats. Like there's only one kind of human, but there's billions and billions and billions of humans. We just say there's one kind. Whereas we say there are 1,400 different kinds of bats. But if there's that many different kinds of bats, then presumably there's an enormous amount of total bats as well. Because you can have species without a great many number. So if you almost enforce the argument with that with that. There have to be at least 2800 bats. They're all incredibly endangered. It's

a good starting position. 2800. Let's see if we can chip that away. But also sometimes they'll, you know, those biologists, they get a little goofy with the species thing. Sometimes they're just looking, they're looking to find one and they're like, look, this finch is a tiny bit different. And it's like, brother, get real. That's not different enough from that one for you to have your own, you know, Stevenson's finch.

No, fibbery. Find one with the different, like two beaks. Find something really different. Are you fact-checking the great book of ornithology somewhere? Too many finches! It's too many finches. I mean, me fact-checking it would require me doing anything other than just peeking from the seat of my pants right now. Just saying how I feel. Standing on the shoulders of giants. Tearing down ornithologists everywhere who work hard And we're gonna discover hey, they're in jungles, you know, the ones that are discovering new but new species

They're the shit assholes of the world, you know looking at critters. Yeah, I guess you're right. I Saw a black science man went to Antarctica. He made in his uh, his like Daughter his daughter's boyfriend or something like recorded like a lot of the trip. It looked really fun. It looked really fun like the trip they went on. Um they got into a little submersible and went under the water. Uh they they stepped on to the continent of Antarctica and looked around. He seemed like he didn't. He flew there right? He didn't sail there. Huh I I think they flew to a station in South America, like way down on the tip,

because they mentioned the name of the town. And then they sailed from there, I believe. That is a dope sail. He went across Drake's Passage then. I can't confirm that, but he must have. Yeah, he must have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he would have. So for people who don't know, that but he must have yeah he must have yeah yeah yeah yeah he would so for

people who don't know at the yet the South Pole right there Antarctica is there's land there but just north of it around the entire planet there is no land to disrupt the ocean currents so the ocean currents there are stronger than they are anywhere else in the world in terms of like large huge moving water and what makes big waves also there's nothing to block the wind what makes waves grow is the duration of wind and the speed of the wind and how long it's been pointed in the same direction and that shit just never stops so the waves there are huge and the current there is huge and there is nothing to break it up it is the most dangerous like passage that there is drakes passage and just where south america and an and Antarctica meet it kind of gets funneled and sped up and it gets extra bad there

and if he sailed across it's dope even for like modern boats it's a risk you know giant crew ships and stuff get this shit kicked out of them. In 1616 Dutch navigator William Schutten became the first to sail around Cape Horn and the Drake Passage. Can you imagine? I don't know what kind of boat that man was in in 1616, but I bet it was a terrifying journey. I've seen video of like really bad southern sea waves and it's that lasso phobia subreddit on steroids where like the boat the boat drops into this

Pit and then just up up a mountain on the next wave It's terrifying and the water is black with white swirling ridges and it is so scary. You know that you're just You'd have no chance if you went into that. I know I would I wouldn't I've been in water like that so I took a cruise from California to Mexico to Hawaii, back to California and crossing the Pacific. You guys know, one here is old enough for this unless you victory at sea. These old like Navy battleships, but the water would just like splash over the. that's the kind of shit we were seeing.

I was like nine stories up getting hit by waves on the cruise ship. I went out there just to experience the terrifying ocean and it was just me. There's no one else out there on the outside. It was rainy. The winds were 50 to 55 knots, which is maybe 67 miles an hour. And the boats coming up and down, windows or portals or whatever,

that are supposed to be dry are not dry. The waves are splashing up and making rooms underwater that aren't normally underwater. It was an experience like a terrifying thunderstorm where it's really dope to live through, but also like, let's not pretend we're not noticing the danger in the slightest, right? Like it's a thing.

Watch that little YouTube short and you can see a modern cruise ship going through it. It seems like it's still terrifying, but you're clearly master of your domain in this boat. Yeah, I would say this is kind of the experience I have, except I went outside. These bushes are all inside. But it was cool.

Another fear I would have is going overboard and nobody being there and knowing it, you know, like if I were alone at night on a cruise ship, looking over the balcony in the back of my head, I'd be thinking, if anyone joins me, I'm going to leave. Because like what kind of psychopath like might just book cruises to like look for that guy who's out looking at the waves late at night and just be like, fuck you. You know, that's 12.

And like run back to his cabin real quick. Fuck you I think that has happened, but there's more cameras on these ships than you might guess But they would know that anything it went. Oh, you'd be dead by the time they come. Yeah. Oh, you know well, you can just Rest assured that the person who murdered you got his to Unless he gets off at the next port of a fucking Guam and then disappears into, you know, he's not a Westerner. He's some brown Philippines man who's taking revenge for his grandmother

raped by those American servicemen. Might be wearing a hoodie. Just be unrecognizable on camera. You got a whole character. You got a whole character about a Filipino crucial murderer. Yeah, his name's Pongo. He's blue-eyed. For his father, he was a serviceman.

So he was always beaten up and tortured at the Indonesian plastic-burning farms. That is their key industry. Indonesian plastic-burning farms. It didn't fit in. Do what you're good at, and that's what they're good at. Burning? Do they burn plastic in Indonesia, or is that just- No, they do it all the time. Right into the sea. It didn't fit in. Do what you're good at. And that's what they're good at. Burning, do they burn plastic in Indonesia? Is that just-

No, they put it all into the sea. They don't do any burning. They cook with it. I found this disgusting, not documentary, but yeah. They make the tofu, they fry tofu and the primary fuel source is plastic mixed with. Coconut shells was also another cheap fuel that I saw, but bales of shredded plastic. imagine every plastic you can imagine that there is and to shred them into fine strips and then

Turn that into a hay bale strapped together and then just cut the bands off next to the furnace and throw big double Handfuls of just furled up plastics of all kind directly into a furnace. That's Cooking that's cooking. That's cooking. They can't be doing that. We got to shut that down. I mean, you're going to go to Indonesia and send the FDA? I don't know. Can we tell them to stop some other way? Although I guess every single iota of plastic we don't let them burn is thrown into the sea. And so they've kind of got us over a barrel here. Send it into the sky where it causes no harm whatsoever. No, no. Yeah.

Man, those guys hate the sea. I saw some Democratic representatives went to tour, tour out alligator Alcatraz and they weren't allowed to like really go in and look around, but they were allowed to, they like opened one of the tents up and they were able to like look in. And I think they got six dog kennels per tent with like 30, 35 people per kennel. And they've got these, I've seen these toilets

and the shoe, the shoe is the the punishment wing of the prison It's solitary confinement. Yeah. Yeah, they have this toilet That's like a sink on top and then a toilet on the bottom and they kept described They said they have those which to them was just repugnant and I get it. It's it's not a fun place to get your water 27 inches from the ship right, right. True. From where you give it back.

But the common thing I heard from all of the Democratic representatives was the smell. They're like, the smell is awful. And one guy goes, you could just hear people screaming for help and saying, libertbertad, Libertad. And saying, the guy goes, and then one guy screamed, I'm a US citizen. He's like, I'm gonna look into that.

I saw that, I saw that. Libertad if you don't know means freedom in this country. Yeah. And like Kyle, I didn't think that toilet sink was like the war crime that he made it out to be. And like, it's probably just like our super durable prison space efficient solution. Not ideal, but whatever.

They said there were like 30 people sharing three toilets. My numbers might be wrong. And I'm like, what is an appropriate ratio? I'm not really sure. One for 35 is what I'm saying. Cause six kennel each kennel has 35 people in it. And okay. That's, and then one toilet per cage.

So 32 people, one toilet that could get rough. Um, I don't know. I could get rough. Especially the diet. Flood. Like I thought I saw a video of alligator Alcatraz like flooding up real bad. And so is this the same area that it's fixed?

I don't know if you saw something I didn't. I heard the flood stuff. This is a couple weeks ago. All right, let's look into it. Yeah, yeah. And then when I looked into it, I never saw more than a quarter inch of water. It was the kind of flooding that I've had

from bad weather stripping on an exterior door. Like, and I was like, I'm not taking this bait. Don't call that flooding. Did you see something more? No, that was the most I saw. I just assumed that was like the very beginning of it and maybe it got worse, but I didn't check in. It was just a popular headline to make it look like

the Trump administration's new Auschwitz has already fallen to the weather because of four, it was just that. In reality, it's like it rained in Florida, it got a little wet and then the sun came out and it all went away. I finally found actual pictures of Alligator Alcatraz and I guess they already had this big runway there and they just put the tents along the side of it. So that's got to be super convenient.

When I say right next to the runway, I mean touching it. Like touching the runway. From a logistics perspective, I see why it exists. What I don't like is, it seems like there's just not enough process. Was that guy an American citizen? Like, do they? Remember the El Salvadorian prison? Yes, CEDAW.

70% of them had no criminal record. Oh, well that's because they, so the people they arrested down there they They didn't give due process They were like it's pretty obvious that you're a gang member because we found you with other gang members and you have Satan lives forever on your forehead and like Like they literally did that there so that's going to be true there And it works. I'm like, there was also like a gay hairdresser got caught up in there. Well, he was somebody recent Wait, that's what I was talking about. Maybe I'm a son

Oh you was your statistic that 70% of the people that we sent have no criminal Yeah, Oh be sure because I thought it was that said sure I read it Oh people in c-dot don't have any criminal or don't have like a conviction to be there necessarily. It was just like, you're a gang member and that's illegal. And you go here now. Like, I think that's what they did there to their people, like in vast swarms. Because I remember when they opened that place up and the world was seeing those that big floor full of bald men all strapped together on the floor with, and everybody's got like Satan lives forever tattoos on their face.

Like, like not every now and then I'm sure there's a scared hairdresser mixed in these days, but that's, I Googled it to self fact check 75% of the people we sent had no criminal record. Okay. The, the no criminal record thing is interesting. I wonder Why they got sent them, you know, I mean some of them could have been criminals who've never been caught like I'm open to that idea Mm-hmm, but it does seem like sending them to an El Salvador Superman's prison for life without any kind of looking into who they are Is not a good thing to do they They can't want citizenship, right?

Like they make sure you're sent down there, too. Well, at least one citizen. I made it plural. I didn't mean to. Yeah, shouldn't send citizens. But I would imagine a lot of the criminal record stuff is like, well, they didn't. Except for criminals. Well, they, you know, they they committed the, you know, illegal immigration crime. But other than that, they haven't been convicted of anything. Did you see them on Twitter saying he was going to take Rosie O'Donnell citizenship

away? Yeah, dude. He's did you see his, his like just delirious cope over the Epstein shit where he's like, oh, actually, it's a it's definitely a hoax. This definitely isn't like a confirmed pedophile ring that we've known about. It's just all a hoax. It's all nonsense. Twitter post that and then there have been other ones

said in person where he's just I was going to wait for the other show to talk about it. Oh, we can wait for them. I didn't want to spoil the topic on PKN, but yeah, I don't know. Let's see how relevant it is. They're doing everything they can to knock it out of the news. Oh, it's gonna fail. He established his like faith council or whatever, like they're in there praying over him and stuff.

And then they're really going after drugs. They're just trying to turn it to that. He's trying to get Pam Bondi onto something else to say that she's working. You wanna take, oh, and the new cope is this. The Democrats want everyone to see child porn. And then the next comment is like, yeah, they'd love to see it. Oh, they can't wait to release the Epstein pornos. They want them. They, they're like going with that angle as it's such an

ineffective angle that is it's coped to even believe that's going to work. Those are like, they have so dramatically underestimated how much people want these like pedo Island goers locked up. Like we want them locked up. It doesn't really matter who it comes at. It gets proven you were there doing shit. You're gonna get locked up. You can't be in our politics anymore. It's not gonna happen. I, you know, it does seem like the people who ran that honeypot do have a lot of control. Let's get the panel onapers while we're at it.

And, and, uh, and what, what, the, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was such a crazy story from like at this point, like six, seven years ago, right? Where everyone's like, guys, you're going to be blown away. All these elites, all these board members and all these powerful multinational corporations and all these actors, celebrities, media, they're all hiding money here. And then just immediate move past it. Make sure you execute the journalist in charge for good measure and then just immediate move past it. Make sure you execute the journalist in charge for good measure and then just move on.

Give them a chance to read the papers. It's only been nine years. It's only been, is that how long it's been? Nine fucking years. They're on Pam Bondi's dress. Nine years and a couple of months. Oh my God. We just, we are ruled by criminals.

Suspicable. Yeah. Yeahpicable. Yeah. Yeah. And then, oh, this was an interesting thing I saw today. And I don't even know where right and wrong is, but I guess the Texas governor wants to gerrymander harder to get another five seats out of Texas.

This is the House of Representatives. And then Gavin Newsom replies, two can play that game. And I'm like, do two wrongs make a right? I don't even know what the answer is here. So I live in maybe the most gerrymandered state. North Carolina is awful that way. Unapologetically awful. Our state's 50-50, right?

Our senators are currently Republican, our governor's Democrat. The vote always gets close. We're always a swing state. I forget the exact number, but I think we have like nine Republican reps and three Democrats with a 50 50 voter base. And you ask them why it's nine three,

and they'll tell you, cause we couldn't manage 10 two, like on the record, on the cameras. It's super gerrymandered. And it's like, shit, if this is the rules we're playing under, you can't have just one team follow one set of rules and another team follow the other set of rules where you don't get representation. I don't know what's right.

Well, I know what's right, but no one's doing that. Yeah, I mean, what's right would be not allowing manipulative districting, but it seems like that's a ship that has sailed before any of us were born. So it's like it is probably not going to, you know, revert back. So this is a Gavin Newsom interview that he did a remote morphe podcast with Sean Ryan. I thought he was really effective here.

You've probably seen some clips that came out of it where he's got lots of numbers. I think he said 71% of the United States GDP comes from blue counties. Something about the amount of billions of dollars that California sends to the federal government over what they take in versus the 71 billion maybe that Texas takes, Texas, Texas you know he had a lot of

a lot of mean numbers and he's clearly on like a run he wants to run and uh and he's and he's working out like what his vibe is going to be i'm sure there's a team that that's that's helping him with it he's cursing too much he's cursing too much does it not come off like as authentic cursing too much. He's cursing too much. Does it not come off it like an as authentic cursing from him? Does it seem forced 71% of the GDP? God damn it. Cal. I'm proud of my goddamn state. God damn it. Look god damn it I bet I'll agree with Kyle because I think that cursing is an art that not everybody has I'm not claiming I do but you Know who does Gary Vee? Gary Vee is amazing at cursing. I don't know if you've ever, do you know who he is? I've heard of him, but I don't really know who he is.

So his, real quick, his story is this. He grew up, his family had some sort of wine business. They would buy wines and resell them. And he made a podcast and became like social media famous, not on YouTube, but like elsewhere and stuff. And he just had this huge passion for wine. And he became a really respected wine critic. And, you know, he's like, people say this tastes like sweat socks.

I'm like, God, I guess I need to know what sweaty socks really taste like. So he did. And then he could compare that to the wine. And it's just kind of a like man of the people sort of Move okay, and he curses a lot I don't want to call him blue-collar because he's certainly not but he became really successful in the wine world And then with that marketing expertise becoming like a social star He started coaching other people to do it buying Facebook ads buying Facebook ads somehow became like his Bread and butter he understood it better than everybody else and became,

he worked basically in advertising and he's so wildly successful in advertising. He hasn't achieved it yet, but his goal is to buy the jets. That's the thing he really, really wants to do. And he's written a couple audio books. I've listened to two of them. Well, he's written a couple of books. I've listened to two of them in audio book form.

He reads them himself. And this guy curses masterfully. It doesn't even sound that dirty. Usually when I hear cursing, I think poor vocabulary, right? That's at least my excuse for cursing half the time. And uh, but not him. He just, it, it sounds casual and relatable instead of angry and dirty. And some people have that knack. Maybe Gavin Newsom does not. He might have to pivot back to not Kurt because you remember in 2015, how there was immediately that a very apparent line of who was comfortable cursing on the Republican nominee stage where like Trump could just be like, Ted, you're full of shit. Everyone knows it. I can talk, Ted, you're full of shit. Everyone knows it.

I can talk to anyone. You're full of shit. Everyone knows it. And like he would just kind of throw it in because he's a entertainer guy. And so he was used to that. And then you could see like the rubios and their mimicry be or like even the Jeb Bush's be like, and listen here, Donald, you shit, you piece of shit. And it would be like that just like made him seem ridiculous because it's so out of place for little Marco to be screaming in that way, that it is more it's more distracting than it is bolstering to the point he's trying to make. And

so maybe I mean, it's still far enough out that he's he's in the feeler stage, right? I think he called Donald a son of a bitch. I'm pretty sure he did. Newsome? Yeah, in that interview. I'm trying to remember back. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I watched 20 minutes of it. And he was cursing just too much.

I was like, it was to the point where I was counting. I wasn't listening to what he was saying as much as I was counting the god damn it. Like some people really don't like that curse word in particular. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Kyle's right. I think that also cows, right? That news has been pretty effective as a whole on the debate. Like anytime he debates, anytime he talks to it as a podcast, he represents himself. Well, he's like Buddha judge,

but with actual executive experience. Yeah And the other I don't know who the frontrunner is on the day. Yeah, and he likes pussy. That's big reportedly likes pussy Reportedly. Yeah, that's the big that's gonna have to be his thing where he's gonna be like like it's gonna be him and Pete Debating and he's gonna be like Pete if you'll just look up at the screen I'm gonna show you something you something real quick. And then you just show a picture of a pussy. And while Pete is going like, ugh, ugh, he's moving, look at that. This guy hates pussies. What is that? Who the judge could be giving his answers

and Newsome could be doing this thing? Yes. What's your favorite part about eating pussy? Oh, I'm sorry, Pete, I forgot. You don't dabble, do you? What do you like to do with your husband? You fucking homo. Ew, everybody listen to this. In each other's asses.

You guys remind me of it. I'm like, I did see I saw some pollster and you know, you can take every poll with a million grains of salt, but it was like some like internal purported internal Democrat, like 2028 numbers. And the person posting it was like, I really like Pete Buttigieg. And I pray that this black support percentage in his column based on this poll is not true and that we don't see this the next time we do it. He was at 0% black support. Nowhere to go, but up, baby.

Nowhere to go. That's true. That's how they should frame it. You know, you have to start somewhere. You know he doesn't have the cat by the tail because he doesn't like putting. I would imagine that Newsome has smart people that are going to like analyze the media.

And if it comes back, like what you're saying, Kyle, he'll tamp down on the cursing. They're gonna be like, you know what? This doesn't gel with your image and it's distracting. So let's go 70% less. I'm not convinced that anybody is smart people anymore. I'm, other than the fucking smart, the fucking channel I watch about how the universe is made,

I can tell they're smart because they know all sorts of things. But our politicians, they, I don't remember the last time I was Like how that really really came off poignant. They're really really really Understands the topic at hand. He's got a he's got it got both hands around it. Oh, you oh you interned there Wow, you're just so knowledgeable. What's the last time you thought that about a politician? It's always like he called him a queer nude King So he's not my guy

But he's incredibly fucking smart. I saw him beat a dinosaur expert in a debate about dinosaurs That is such a funny debate to take Just like to you know The confidence it takes to enter into a dino debate about a guy who lives and breathes dinosaurs? And you're like, whatever idiot, I'll win. I'll win. He did, he did.

What was his point that they were like? I think Newt Gingrich was on the dinos descended from bird side of it. And they were like talking about like how dinosaurs were able to hunt without arms. Like, you know, he would just step on them and hold them because of the size difference. And I'm like, this is all making sense to me.

Newt, good boy. He's not my guy in politics, but a dino debates. He represents me. Man, I don't think those people are smart. Like I watch Trump at the press corps. He's not smart. I watch even Ted Cruz, who's that Harvard like debate guy. Yeah. I've heard Destiny say much, much more intelligent, well-formed and well-thought-out things than any of those people.

Yeah. Ted Cruz? Yeah. I don't watch enough of him. He doesn't seem as dumb as a lot of these people to me. No, I don't think he's dumb, but he's not a political genius. And you would think that somebody at the top would actually be like head and shoulders like oh God damn. He is the smartest guy in every room. He steps in too and he's in some big rooms

You know, I don't feel like that about any of our politicians left right center. I mean None of them Bill Clinton was always really smart. I was gonna call him out, but I was afraid I'd look too blue. Yeah, I'll go with Lauren is really smart. Obama Obama's great. But pretty smart. Yeah, he was great on policy, but I didn't feel like he could free ball as much. He couldn't bounce over to any topic under the sun and be

knowledgeable about it or passionate about it. And that's what I'm looking for from a genius, certainly a political genius. I heard some guy at the UN speak the other day about America and I, I, it was like two hours of him. Like this guy's a genius. Holy fuck. He, he was given like a history lesson about the world and explaining like how we got here geopolitically. And it was incredible. I was like, I've never heard a politician as smart as this guy. Um, I don't know. I have no faith in our politicians. No.

Okay. Have you seen the, any of the subtitled speeches that Putin gives? I regret to inform you, but he is significantly smarter than any of our politicians. It's not even close. You see Trump talk about something or some high level, not just Republican, all of them, they'll be like, America is great. And that's because we are Americans. And the thing about America that makes us great is our desire for greatness.

And someone will interview Putin and he'll be like, before we begin to discuss the complex geopolitical issue that is Ukraine and Russia, we have to go back to the mid 1500s to understand the founding of these air and it's like you make you can meme on him because it's like a ridiculous not reading the room for someone who's used to just being placated. But then he goes and goes and does thoroughly. Carlson inner see you or something different. There was a couple different ones I saw. Okay. The one I've only seen the Tucker one and it plays out a lot like that. Tucker's like, why are you invading Ukraine? And it's like, well, first let's back up 1700 years.

Yeah. In the year 800, Russia did this and that. And I'm like, what? How is that? And then. He convinced me, but he did notice his. I did like that he owned Tucker on one thing where he was like, Tucker, I know you're trying to get a nice little clip for your YouTube channel here, but it's important that we look

deeper into these things instead of going for click bait. And you should know the importance of these things and how complex special ops are in the development of nations and geopolitics. It's my understanding, Tucker, that much like your family lineage, you attempted to be a CIA agent. Is that correct? And then Tucker's like, well, many years ago, yes. And he's like, interesting. And then you find yourself in media here. I'm sure your priorities are totally pure. And then just like continue and just, like just dominates him in a way that is like, fuck, like, like hate that guy or love him or whatever. He is way, way smarter.

You know, it was a KGB agent. Yeah. Like he's, he's seen, he comes off as more competent and capable than Trump or any of our high level politicians. I agree. However, he's 72. He's got to start fading. Yeah, he does. Well, I mean, he's like 10 years from being prime American by the vision age. And so he's not, he hasn't hit his stride yet. Like 85. But yeah, that is,

that's always disheartening or even like Xi Jinping, another guy that like we're less indirect competition with you hear him talk about things with the little subtitled speeches. It's like, damn, so this is what it sounds like to have like a very, very serious leader who's like, my goal is to progress Chinese interests. And if you attempt to counter signal me on that, I will send you to jail. And that will be that it's like, well, I cannot put my finger on how old that man looks like.

But I don't mean how extremely old he looks. His dyed hair throws me off. He is a beautiful airline. He's completely dyed. His hair could be in high school. You're right. I never really put it together. He does look solid for a 72 year old.

He does not look as old as Putin got high school hair who are you talking about she's in pain oh yeah yeah yeah he've got that tail right on the donkey there. Half my brain was looking for the smart man from the UN. Look at the hair though. I swear to God he could be 16. It's tremendous. It's very strong. I don't know how old this photo is, but it's not that old. It looks great. I saw their sixth generation fighter bomber do a flyover today. It looks like Star Wars. It really does.

It looks like it's sort of, it's triangular, especially from the bottom. And it looked like one of those star destroyers from Star Wars, you know, those big white triangular battleships. I wonder if it's good. I don't like China has a history of making things that look just like great things, but aren't.

Mm hmm. This doesn't look like anything we've got unless it's something that we don't that hasn't been shown. There's a couple of planes that we supposedly have, but they're the with the dark star, if you Google what the dark star looks like, there's a lot of planes that we supposedly have, but they don't talk about or show. Oh, shucks. That is dope looking. I hope we have that. Yeah, with American military, like you don't know if I talk to people who are in the military, they're like, dude, military grade is not the compliment you think it is. It just means it's outdated, old and shitty

and probably too heavy. And then on the other hand, it's like, no, no, no, you don't understand. Nvidia chips, they're garbage. The secret password cracking chips that the military has are somehow better than anything you've ever seen. And it just goes on and on. There's like this fantasy laser stuff that we supposedly have. Where's the truth?

Hmm Don't know trump finally turned I know we can wrap up but like I'm glad to see trump seemingly has turned on Putin And is it is at least the way he talks because like I'm say two months ago. He was like fucking Fucking uh, uh, fucking Zelensky just, he never should have gotten himself into this war, you know, why do you start this thing? He like, and it's like, you know, he didn't start it. He was attacked. You know that, right? Like, like, just so nobody knows. And then now he's, he's like, you know, I have

a great phone call with Vladimir Putin. Everything seems great. He hangs up, then he shoots a bunch of missiles into a city, I, what is this guy? And I'm like, yeah, dude, of course. He's playing you, you dummy. He's complimenting you. I bet every step of the way, he's seeming like he's your actual friend.

He's like, oh yeah, I bet it's hard. I bet it's hard, Donald. You're so smart, they don't recognize it. And you must understand, I have to say face though, in this region or that region. Oh mean, it's hard, Donald. You're so smart. They don't recognize it. And you must understand I have to say face though, and the in this region or that region. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, no more civilians. Oh, of course, no more civilians. And then of course, he's he's not in direct contact with his generals. He just like, yeah, fight your war. You know, they're not going to stop shooting the missiles or stop sending the drones. They're making those drones at an absurd rate. Now, they've gotten. Yes, they're making those drones at an absurd rate now. They're Russians?

They've gotten, yes. They are making, so they copied the Turkish drones, the, can't remember the name of them, they're powered by like motorcycle engines and they're black, they're about eight feet tall and about 10 feet wide, by tall I mean long, and they're a little bit stealthy and they're making them by the thousands. They have factories, like multiple factories that are turning them out rapidly. Presumably more expensive drones. I watched the video about drones that you told us about. I watched it and I worried it was a little propaganda-y. Like, you know, am I getting the straight facts? But sometimes that's the only information you have.

So you listen to one side of propaganda the others and try to discern the truth on your own. But he seemed to be super focused on really cheap disposable drones. The ones they're sending are these, it's like a copy of this Barak Tar drone from Turkey. And I've seen the factories where they're making them. And they're sending 100 a night or something. Like in succession. They're making, just into a city. Not counting what they're doing on the battlefield.

They, for, I'll call them chat. For chat, it looks like a small plane with no Driver seat. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a it's it's it's longer than a person is tall Because I saw a person standing next to an ocean of them in a factory where they're making them Never good drones being that big. Oh Yeah, like the the US Predator drone is huge like it's bigger. I knew that one was like all these like Ukraine, Russia war on. It's got it. So in my head of like, like made of cardboard or like just like the cheapest possible way to send a bomb somewhere.

And so interesting. Not even a bomb. Sometimes you're breaking up a little. It's why I'm interrupting. Blender play. Yeah, but sometimes they're just dropping grenades or mortars or like things that they have, like we got 10 million mortars that we've been stockpiling since the Cold War and they just drop them with DJI drones.

That's what I think of, but it's more than that. Yeah, the war's not going to stop this year. Trump made up another one of his deadlines, 50 days and then things get rough, Vladimir Putin. What does that mean? Kyle said Trump seemingly turned on Putin, which I love, I agree with, and the seemingly part especially because, you know, he always chickens out. But the 50 days part was the, I was like, 50 days is extraordinary. What, you have two months to get your act together? What, what are you saying? the most difficult part was the was like 50 days is

extraordinary. What you have two months to get your act together. What what are you saying? Do all the murder you can in two months to like maximize your position. I'll tell you what. I know you like the summer when the ground is

hard to really do your best killing but come September when the when the fighting starts wrapping up, I'm going to need you to wrap it up and it's like what the **** you're just saying take the rest of the summer to get all your murdering done? To take all the land you can? He see me, the new deal he's trying to do, really the new way to structure things

is that Europe and Canada pays the United States for weapons that the United States gives to Ukraine then. That's the deal that Trump seemingly has struck, whether that's more or less efficient or more or less effective at getting the arms in the hands of the people. And what arms those are, he is not a specifics guy. I would love for him to be like, yeah, 180 JDAMs and 460 of the Sidewinders and 18 million are, like if he had a number and a date and like hard data,

but he doesn't, it's all vibes. It's like, yeah, we're gonna send the defensive weapons, defensive weapons to Patriots. The Patriots, of course, they're great. George Washington was a great Patriot. Yeah. It's like, bro, what are you sending? And when will it get there?

Who was your daddy and what does he do? Break it fucking down. I don't need vibes today. What are you sending and when will it get there? Who is your daddy? And what does he do? Break it fucking down. I don't Know I wish yeah, I would love to have stack but don't worry that war is gonna He's gonna end that war in two seconds If I told you I was coming to hell if you were being besieged by your neighbor and I was like, I'll be there Taylor I'm on the way and I've got I've got great weapons the best weapons you look what are you bringing dude and when will you get here you'll see it'll be great you're like you're like leaning against the door as it's pounding into you they clearly have a miniature grond

out there shit I'm fucked they're gonna get the orcs are at the gate. They're gonna get it. Trouble be here. Erikaire are gonna get me. When it's time. Yeah. All right. Well, let's just keep all these wars going. Strong plan. Okay. BKN 569.