Painkiller Already - PKN 572

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

the PKN 572. What's up, boys? How's it going? You were telling me Trump got medaled. I miss this. Yeah. Yeah. So, obviously, the Olympics are coming up. Donald Trump will be presiding over them and right. I think it was

the head of the Olympic Committee or something was at the White House today and he presented Trump with a gold, a silver, and a bronze medal from the 1984 Olympics. I guess maybe that was the last time it was in LA or something. I don't know what the significance of 84 was, but Trump's like, ah, they're like on a plaque. He's holding them. He's like, can I tell people I won these in athletic competition?

Everybody laughs, of course. They love it. It was absurd. I don't know why he's being presented with medals. Every day it's something interesting and fun with him. I saw today, I'm reading this just right off the BBC headline thing, Clinton's subpoenaed to testify in a congressional Epstein investigation. They've subpoenaed Hillary and Bill Clinton. Right. That's a bad idea if they're trying to hide it. Like there were some people are hiding and some people are looking at some people are pretending to

look. Um I noticed they didn't subpoena any of the victims who might know something about the people that raped them but we won't look there. They didn't subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell, right? She might know a thing or two. Right, right. But we're

gonna we're gonna keep her quiet. Keep her in the back room. Talk to her privately. They didn't subpoena Trump or any of the people in his orbit. They didn't subpoena the people who gave Epstein the sweetheart deal the first time around. They didn't subpoena anyone who's really interesting or relevant. They did get the president from 1992 to talk about it, who definitely had an association with Epstein, but no one's accused him of rape like they have Trump. Kyle's right. They're just trying to use it as a weapon as much as they can and also big time pretend to look into it. They're not actually looking to expose. They want everybody to think they're looking to expose it.

Yeah. Now, the New York Times, remember that letter that Trump wrote for Epstein's birthday? Yeah. Did you see that they released a bunch more of those letters on the card? From Trump or from the other writers? I saw that.

The other writers, they got Woody Allen's letter. They got- I saw Clinton's letter. Bill Gates, I didn't see Clinton's letter. Did you see Clinton? Am I wrong? I didn't see it with my eyes, but I read a transcript of what it said. Wait, did I make this up just now?

Did you say Stephen Hawking? By the way, the book was physically assembled by Ghislaine and a couple of the known Epstein victims. Like you can't make it up. They used like the victims of the of the sex assault or whatever. The child victims. They made them craft the book, the book of letters, the book of letters. Why would they make them do that?

I want to hear about Clintons letter. I got Woody Allen's letter in this. This is the the guardian.com I don't know if that's some left-wing thing. Yeah, it wasn't very personal It was there wasn't any like wink wink nod nod It was just a birthday letter Woody Allen's did two people had some like wink wink nod nod shit in there trying to find it I'm scanning this thing. Well, you are trying to you know, you could look Here saying Woody Allen said and they're trying to find it. I'm scanning this thing. I'm just saying. Woody Allen said that the dinners were well-served, often by some professional housemen

and just as often by several young women. And he'd said that it reminded him of Castle Dracula where Lugosi, I don't know him, has three young female vampires who service the place. Just seems sketchy. Bella Legosi played Dracula. Ah, thank you. Ha, ha, ha.

You know what would be funny is if like there were things where it's like, and we're releasing other notes from other people who happen to be at the party. Tom Brady, who said, and I quote, happy birthday. Hey. People who really weren't Yeah, what could he be? He drew a vagina beneath it. That's clearly a football.

That's code. That's code. Like hot dogs and fucking Queen's letter. This is the New York Times article it did I read it from like this is I read it last week like maybe Maybe seven days ago. Okay It's been a minute Yeah, I don't know what's going on like I said It's gonna be like an onion this whole thing every day something because Trump can't shut up Trump can't shut up and it Trump reminds me if you've ever seen those police interrogation videos

Where there'll be four hour long videos with some black teenager and they just keep, come on buddy, you got to get this off your chest. We know you're a good guy and this was all just a big accident and things got out of hand and whoopsie daisy. If you'll feel a lot better if you just, just let it out. Let it in like four hours later, he's admitted to the whole getting caboodle, he's getting 45 fucking years, they've made up some shit to blame on him. I see it related but different. Trump is more like a guy who thinks he's gonna outsmart

the detectives who do this every day. People who are smart, maybe even smarter than the detectives, aren't smarter than the detectives at this, right? As good as Bill Gates might be as a computer programmer. I've seen his code very good He's probably not better at handling an investigation than a detective. Yeah, like He's in front of global news cameras just just providing new evidences like

Global news cameras just just providing new evidences like do you see I'm sure you saw they dug up that tape of him from? 2006 where he's on stage talking about the 17 year olds Hmm. Oh my god. Y'all haven't seen where he's think I have there's like a big titted girl in the crowd She's like mr. Trump. I was just wondering how do you become a flight attendant on one of your planes and he's's just like, ah, you know, with 17, 18 year old girls, they're like my alcohol, they're my addiction. He's like, he's like, and I ask him, I give him a I saw this girl 17, 18 years old, a beauty, a beauty, I said, give her a job interview. And she was completely unqualified. I said,

I think he's like, do you have any experience? And she says, no, because you're hired. Meet Susan, our brand new Pogo stick girl. That's all that she does. Just jump around. By the way, the girl that was standing next to him was like gorgeous and all the women were standing staring at him lustfully it was like if anything i'm sure he was like that's not all bad when he sees that video get released he's like i look good here i look good what are you talking about what's the problem he's probably like 40 pounds ago his hair was on point his hair was i saw him on the plane the other day on his plane

and he didn't have his makeup on his hair was looking so thin He was looking so thin and gray instead of that silvery blonde thing He sprays on sometimes he looked like the crypt keeper and then of course they caught him cheating at golf Yes, they caught him cheating and not even a little bit like his caddy drops him a ball and he's like All right here, and it wasn't like a ball drop scenario at first I thought they were gonna like find a ball drop scenario at first i thought they were going to like find a ball drop scenario where maybe he put through it through the water or something or some hazard where it's just it's a better bet to just drop a new ball and take the two-stroke penalty or whatever it is but no no it's his cat he's just like and here it is mr gilmore

yeah the trusty hand wedge you know so taylor Taylor McGavin. I think you're the most golfer of all of us. Yeah. Yeah. If Trump was like, yeah, I cheat all the time, but I don't bet on it. I just think golf is a little more fun when I forgive myself for my worst mistakes. Do people play that way? Like Mulligan's a real thing. Yeah, people do take Mulligan's but generally there's a limit and it also depends like who you're cheating like if you're in a comp like a real competition like one that you're like at a golf course that's sponsored and everything like cheating in that is worse than far worse than like being kind of a shithead who's given yourself a friendly drop like playing with friends and infinitely worse

than like people who are cheating, but they're just cheating themselves. Like someone will go out, play alone and like lie about their score to their friends being like, well, you know, this is one foot to the side and it's not in the water. So let's just drop it here. And well, let's say I don't add that stroke. And so, but either way, like if I was golfing even casually with my friends and it was just a fun competition and one of them was repeatedly cheating, it would be like, bro, like this is why, why are you doing this? So in our face and why are you being shitty about it? Because then all that's going to happen then is I'm going to see, I'm going to go, Hey,

you know, the guy in my cart with me on my team, like you see Matt put down a three last hole. I saw him hit the ball fucking six times. Guess what? Looks like the next hole is for for all hole in one tailor one. Fuck you. Like, I see where you're coming from. I get I'm trying to say wash it in my mind, like this level of cheating. You know, it obviously if it's competition, there's no cheating at all. But I practice video games on like God mode where I can't get hurt just because I'm trying to learn the enemy moveset. It's hard to do when he keeps hitting me. So I

make it so I can stand up again, you know, like trying to learn. Is there any world where dropping now in a more fun place is just fun golf? Yeah, it is. it is definitely more fun. Like if you're out there trying to have fun and it's going bad and you hit your third ball of the day into the sand trap or into the water hazard, like there does come a point because I've been that bad at golf many times where it's like hole five, I've already lost three balls. I hit one in the water again and I'm like, you know what? Like I'm going to be so annoyed. I'm going to either not play the rest of this round or I'm going to give myself a friendly drop here. And nobody's, nobody's looking at my score anyway.

I don't play keeping score. Like Kyle, Taylor, put me down for third place. These balls come in ball packs for a reason. Yeah. And you buy them and they're expensive. And it's like, ah, I just like, it's like shanking three dollars into the woods. Like driving it.

Yeah. Yeah. My dad like wouldn't let me when I was younger hit his good golf balls. I had to use like the shitty ones. I wonder where he actually hit this ball though. I'm watching. Let me see it. Is did he probably just hit it in a hazard and then live right?

Well, so what you'll see the video, but they're near a sand trap and his caddies walking ahead of his cart and the caddy just drops a balls and he's clearly doing it sort of surreptitiously, like in a sneaky kind of ball drop kind of way. He's he's not like, ah, and because when you drop one, you literally like drop it almost ceremonially, ceremonially, you hold it out and drop it. There might even be a protocol for how you drop it.

But he's clearly being like, whoopsie daisy. Oh, I found your ball, Mr. Trump, right here. It's shooter McGavin did this. He was like kicking his ball closer and closer to the green. You didn't see that. Whoopsie daisy. I tripped. This is like kicking the ball three or four times to get to the green. Yeah. Well, this is definitely like if good way to tell if it's cheating if like Tiger Woods caddy did that like

well Or whatever like they'd be like, oh wow, that's that's cheating. So but there's enough people out there I don't know if he's just in a group, but if he's like cheating in a team game, that's really shitty. I think about Trump as he tells everyone how great he is. If he was like, I'm a terrible golfer. I've got my handicap down to zero because I cheat about seven strokes a game.

I think everyone would be okay with it. Like, at least I would be like, no one would care. They caught him cheating. But he care a lot because it's like crap. He's like 21 club championships or something like that. Stop acting like you're him. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don the 55 year old's going to win that Trump's 82. And I don't know anything about golf, but I look at Trump last year. I'm like, that's not it. That's not it. That's not what a stroke is supposed to look like at all. My friends who are good at golf have told me that like he looks like a guy who used to be pretty fucking good at golf, but now he's like an old man.

And so his swing looks weird. And that's like, you can't really be that good at 80 unless you're like a hyper fitness person that he is not. You're right. I think he's 79 82 was Biden's age. Yeah. But either way, he's like 80 or something. And so that's just maybe, yeah.

If he's like a serial golf cheater, that's just embarrassing. Like you're playing yourself by golf cheating when like there's a bunch of cameras on you and everyone's like watching flagrant cheating is like, you know, and it would depend what he said afterward, because if he was given those kinds of tosses and he was like joking with the people who's playing with like, not my day. Gonna have to take it easy on myself. Then it's like, OK, he's just they're out there goofing around for fun. But if he's like, all right, Johnny,

that's five hundred thousand you owe me for this round. It's like he's taking the price. I saw you, you're both pockets full of balls. You just walk in and say, what is the golf heating? He was opening a new golf course in Scotland on the taxpayer's dime. There weren't any important meetings in Scotland. You know what I mean?

He wasn't handling United States business. I bet Scotland has important things to say. Not that he can't be handled over a Zoom call. He didn't even need to take the jet and his personnel and then yeah swing by and open a new golf Course which he did is a good bit of that my god Nobody in the country cuz everyone's looking at him as a pedophile. Oh I'm sure guys this is gonna be like this is gonna be another two more

Country two more weeks until we get the Epstein answers No, I and then and then in, getting wacky too, Texas and California had this little argument over gerrymandering. There's a lot going on there. And then I think there was some kind of vote being held in Texas and maybe the Democrats quote unquote fled the state so they wouldn't have to vote. And then they swore up bench warrants or on the Democrats who left the state. This has happened before. So Democrats can't win the vote in Texas. They don't have enough votes,

partly because it's already a little gerrymandered, but partly because there's more Republicans in Texas, right? Sure. So they're going to win the majority of the vote. But Democrats tool is to just leave the state because the rules for the voter, they have to have a quorum. They have to have some percentage of people there to do the vote and the police will round them up and take them there. So they leave the state where the police have no jurisdiction. And this is not the first time they've done it. It has never worked. Like you just can't be at home. So like for weeks you'd have to live in Utah or something.

They're in Chicago and New York. And then they immediately are like, all right, that was a fun little stunt you guys did for a week. But now that you're home, show up, go to work. You gotta go to work. Exactly. I think there is a deadline on the vote,

but I swear, I think it has never worked. What they're trying to do is look like they're fighting for their constituents. And what Trump is trying to do is some really wacky, extreme gerrymandering, like linking together Austin voters with this like weird section of Houston to make it red. And of course it doesn't represent the mix of the state. They're just trying to maximize the red part.

Sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that makes sense. I saw one of the politicians on camera and she was like, we're in Chicago. You can't get us. You've got no you got no jurisdiction here. What are you going to come do? Drag us back? No, I don't think so. And I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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If we continue to play with our feet, we'll never win. So it's time that we gerrymander California, New York, all the other states that they can gerrymander. I think they have. No, it's not at all. I think Illinois has. Illinois is really bad. California, for example, hasn't at all. They- think Illinois has. Illinois is really bad. California for example hasn't at all.

They- Specifically Gavin Newsom is threatening to redistrict this state. And it's a bluff, he's simultaneously proposing like a neutral arbiter to handle all of the redistricting. Like I think it's a bluff, he won't do it. You know, so it gives the law. Yeah, so California has a state law

against this kind of gerrymandering. They put it up on a, what is it called when they let the voters decide directly? Referendum. A referendum, yeah, yeah. So they're gonna put a new, he's saying, he'll put a new referendum on there and let the people of California decide

if they change their mind about gerrymandering. Those aren't binding, they can do whatever they want in the end anyway. Cause California had a referendum in 2008 on gay marriage and people said no. And then a judge was like, that's interesting folks, but yes. You know, they just overrule it.

I don't know how binding they are, but I think the referendum is stopping them from doing it currently and they want to try it again. We'll see. I just, I live in North Carolina. So I look at gerrymandering through the lens of like, it is seriously fucked up. North Carolina is gerrymandered as bad as it can possibly be. We're not at all representative of our population. And, uh, you know, it incentivizes me to like, fuck it, stop playing by the rules. If only one side does. I don't think either side's playing by the rules. I think. No,

they're not. I don't think that both sides are the same stuff fits when it comes to gerrymandering. Like one is doing wildly. They just have different tactics. Like one of the main left tactics is like import millions of people and move them around the country and fast track them to citizenship as voting blocks to get representational power. And that's something that the right doesn't do as much. Hmm. So like there's a whole district in Minnesota that's now like hard blue Somali because of those policies and that happens, that happens all over the country.

Now there's Haitian, a lot of Haitian representation in Ohio and like hard working people. Those people aren't citizens and their like path to citizenship has been yanked. Yeah. They want the, they want amnesty for them. people. Those people aren't citizens and their like path of citizenship has been yanked. Yeah, they want the they want amnesty for them. Well, they're not getting it. All the Haitians and the Venezuelans had their amnesty or whatever temporary documentation that had been provided them yanked. It was like a million and a half people total that they just took that away from. I can't believe the numbers aren't higher. I was talking to chat GPT last night about Obama's deportation numbers versus Trump's and it's like, he's got to speed up just to catch Obama, just to stay in pace.

Like Obama's best year was like 400,000 or 400,000 plus and Obama's best year. And Trump's on pace for like, he, there it's disputed numbers, but he's somewhere between 125 K for the year and 175K for the year. Yeah. And they're down this month over last month, if I recall. Like so, there's a whole bunch of color blue about it.

But like, in reality, the numbers seem to say that it's like a lot of talk, a lot of blustering, and we're getting serious and then not a lot of meaningful. There's a lot of spending like that. They spent more on ice than they did in the United States Marine Corps. How are they not getting results? Where's this money? Well, they haven't gotten that money yet, right?

They'll get it this fall. Maybe it's this month or next month. Overextended her annual budget already. She did it by June or July. Sure, but then the old budget was like three billion and the new budget's like 35 billion or something. Like she's about to get some, even if she but then she's the old budget is a 3 billion and the new budget's like 35 billion or something like she's about to get some even if she went to 4 billion she's nowhere near what's coming you know what I mean like like there's about to be like a ten fold increase of

funds. I don't know what's holding them up from moving forward though now I see the raids you know I go on reddit there on the ice raids, sub Reddit and like Trump exposed sub Redditor, whatever to see what's going on. And I see like neighborhood raids, I see business raids where they're scooping up the entire kitchen. I see where they go to farms and they scoop up like 30 people at a time, but the numbers seem flat.

Did you read about the difference on how they're doing it in red states versus blue states? No. This isn't a criticism or a corruption. I think it might just be the reality of red states versus blue states, but in red states, they're catching the criminals in jails and courthouses. That's mostly where they're taking them from.

And in blue states, they're taking them from like workplaces and farms and stuff like that. And the Trump administration responded to it and they basically said, yeah, because in sanctuary cities, you find them on the workplaces. And in these red states, you find them in the prisons and the courts.

Is it fishy? Maybe, maybe they're not trying, they're trying to like maintain the support or the farmer's support or the whatever. Cause he immediately makes provisions and backtracks and we'll be like, but you know, we're not, don't worry Iowa farmers. We're not coming for your slave workers,

your hard workers who work and they'll pick peanuts for fucking two cents an hour. Can you won't pay an American for that? We're not going to come up to those guys. And it's like, Well, we want you to Do here in Georgia, we do an enormous amount of processing poultry, you know We're okay chicken slaughterhouses. Basically, they're employed almost exclusively by illegals like you go in there and it's There's there's there's fucking 200 of them in there at the Tyson plant. You know I mean like that they know they're there they we've always said that it's like when it came to immigration because we had that firsthand

Experience of being invited to the slaughterhouse and being like oh fuck there aren't any white people here except for that guy like in charge Over there. No one speaks English It was it was like clearly they don't want to get them because here they are. Here they are. And like Tyson is the one who should be in trouble for hiring them. Oh yeah. There should be mandatory jail time for a lot of those employers. There should be, I'm saying. It won't happen, but that would be a really quick way. That's the hypocrisy of the whole argument.

To reverse a lot of the shit. Yeah, that's the hypocrisy of the whole argument. You didn't want to go as far as mandatory jail time. You could just make it not cost effective. Like, Oh, do you want to hire this immigrant cheap? Well, when you get caught, there's a hundred thousand dollar fine. And sure. Heck, you could third offense, right?

Cause people make mistakes. Maybe the guy had a fake social security number. I don't know. But if I'm at a Tyson farm and there's 200 of them, well shucks, you have 197, $100,000 fine. They're catch crews. And to be fair, these are rough, like not just rough jobs, not difficult jobs,

not just dangerous jobs. They are those things. But on top of that, they're filthy jobs. They're filthy dirty jobs you Stink you don't just think a little you think so bad that if you that when the crew stops at the gas station to get snacks later, you're like I Don't want people I've ruined the store if I walked in with this stank on me like they're they're in that chicken house Cap my bro would love it I'm surprised he's never done that job

because those guys get plastered with shit. Just shit and shit and more shit. Like literal bird poop? Oh yeah, lots of shit. I mean, you're walking in shit. The chicken house's floor is shit. Yeah. That would be a good job for robots.

I wonder. Break their little legs. You gotta go in there with your hands. Very careful careful robots. Yeah, some things are hard to automate. And I imagine dealing with live chickens is amongst the hardest to automate. I've said before, I'm out of date on this,

but it used to be dealing with fabric was hard. So something about the way it stretches and you can't just, it's not like metal sheets that are easier to automate. But I wonder if they could, would it make sense? We're not gonna automate this stuff until the labor gets more expensive. Holy shit, they have done it.

Look at this machine. I was like, I was thinking to myself, yeah, it's kind of impossible to automate because I've been in there when they do this. And I've talked about it before, but they darken the whole place out and then they use light to drive the chickens. And in the dark, they're very docile.

And they have a front end loader with this huge, you've seen them on the trucks that drive down the road full of like white chickens. There are these cubicle cages on there. That cage has lots of doors that spring open and that's on the front end loader. And they literally like grab triple, quadruple handfuls of chicken legs,

like stooping over and just grabbing the birds and then flicking them into the cages like as fast as they can. Like maybe eight guys at a time, like working hard. Just imagine like never ending motion. There's no stopping like hands on your hips. They go, go, go. Look at this though.

Oh, did I already say that? No, I didn't. I think this is the first time. Let's see. This is fucking cool. Look at them go. That is fucking wild. They are jacked robots.

Yeah, this is but you can kind of get a scope, an idea of the scope of the end to inside, how crowded it is and how filthy it is just from this. That's cool. These like AI VO videos are so weird now, where it's just that annoying like, wouldn't it be great if we could automate chicken houses?

Let me explain to you a way that automation and chicken houses could occur. You may be wondering, how could a robot work when automation in a chicken houses? Let me explain to you a way that automation in chicken houses could occur. You may be wondering, how could a robot work when automation in a chicken house? Here, now I'll show you a robot working in a chicken house automated. Wouldn't it be difficult to catch these with your hands? And it's like, what is this psycho shit?

Like, why is it, they can't, they even use annoying verbiage to keep you locked in to what should be like a bite sized, tiny amount of content. I can detect that lightning fast, and I'm just like, next, next, next. Taylor didn't do the thing that I'm particularly sensitive to, which is like commas in the wrong places.

Like, we need to make sure that Woody is set up to succeed. Yeah. Why was there like two sentences there? Yeah. They got the William Shatner delivery. Yeah, I hate that. And I hate the lazy ones too. I watch videos that are like top 18 cursed other gods from the Bible. I was like, ooh, nifty. I'd love to know about the other gods mentioned in the Bible because it's an interesting thing in the Bible. Like I think about the other gods in the Bible as like you would think that it would be phrased in such a way that the people back then looked upon the other gods like Moloch or Baal as like, oh yeah, those people believe in like made up stuff. We've seen God. Our God is like real real. He created the whole universe.

They've got like a made up trendy God over there, but that's not how it's really positioned. There are a lot of times they'll have like demons or they almost refer to them as like competing magical beings. You know, the Bible almost admits that they are at times because you'll have their God will have like wizards or priests and they'll have like a magic off like Harry Potter where but all's representatives turned... there's some kind of snake. They kind of rod into a snake. So Moses was like, check it out, I'm worshipping the true God and I'm going to prove it to you. And the Pharaoh was like, I have all my best magicians and sorcerers and whatnot here. And they all cast their stabs on the ground and they turned to snakes and

Moses said Those are cute little baby snakes from your bitch God how about my God makes a real snake and then he made a giant snake and it ate all their stabs And I imagine the thing is the thing is that they both turn staff Yeah, and the Bible is fully comfortable admitting that, oh yeah, their God has magic too, but our magic is stronger. See, the argument should be there is only one source of magic in the universe, and it is God because there is only one God. But instead, even the Bible admits that, oh yeah, there's lots of gods. There's all sorts of magic out there.

They have wizards. Yeah, I mean that also surprised me when I read it the first time. I was like, whoa, like so they could also they have snake makery like they can do that to obtain this power. But I've also heard that like like even then they saw it not as because they were like the first monotheistic religion. So they thought like, oh, yeah, the that guy, those like cat headed things, the pharaohs are worshipping. Oh, yeah, that's real. And that's powerful. It's a real demon. Like, yeah, monotheism doesn't necessarily mean that you disregard

the existence of other gods, but that you worship a single god. Mm hmm. Yeah. And that's kind of included through this lens. No. I'm like, all right. The Starks God, that one seems like bullshit. He's MIA. Wargings real, but I don't see a God. The Lord of Light. These people are coming back from the dead.

The smoke monsters get tangible results, right? You know, the Lord of Light is a real God. I can't name all the gods in Game of Thrones, but I was picking real and fake the whole time through. Oh yeah. Oh, whoever's behind this ice person army, real, a hundred percent. Like this is, this is the real one boys. It seems really, I was thinking the exact same way. No, that, that, that's fucked up the, in the Bible.

I don't know where I was going with that. There was a point at the beginning, but yeah, that, that's one of the, oh, the, the AI videos. I, I like the content. I like like silly content, like the top 18 other gods from the Bible, but I immediately recognize that cadence and delivery and the way it occasionally it'll say a word wrong. Like it emphasized the back part of the word instead of the front part of the word

or what have you. And I'm like, it's AI and I've got it. I want to listen to a person. I want to listen to a person talk. That's very important to me, even if it's just stupid drivel about Moloch. Yeah. to a person talk. That's very important to me, even if it's just stupid drivel about Moloch. Yeah, I feel like between video games and YouTube, I have been like training like a person who really wants severe ADD. And I go ballistic if I make it 60 seconds into a video and there's too much fat on these stories. Like you got to this baby. You gotta get into it.

I'm 90 seconds in and you haven't made your thesis statement yet. Fuck you, I'm outta here. You're not getting another second of YouTube prime dollars from me. Oh, the best speed in road of like a video genre are like those tech videos made by like amateur Indians. Like it'll be like, I'm serious.

Like I'll have some problem with my computer and they have no lead up at all. If anything, sometimes the video starts two thirds of the way through the first sentence. And I'm like, oh, I gotta go back to the start and really pay attention. Cause he's like, and then you were doing this. Oh, fuck.

Oh wow. This guy's already in the mix. Yeah. Yeah. Those are good. He's already got the command menu pulled up. I love those guys. They're straight to the point. They don't care about like retention or anything or they're trying to solve your problem in a very autistic kind of way. And it's great. It's great. It's like,

well, this video is two minutes and 14 seconds. I bet this guy gets down to fucking business. I watched for love of the game with Kevin Costner. It's oh for those that are recommendation good or bad How do we do here? I I really didn't like it So those who don't know this is a story This is a story of 40 year old Billy Chappell a guy who the story is very clear Just so you know, he was a great ballplayer. There was never a bad moment of his career. It's a Hall of Fame career Nothing bad happened and and it's it's him throwing up a perfect game on his last day of his, not just his season, but his career. The team's being

bought out. He's going to get traded. This is it. This is last game. He's throwing a perfect game. No one has hit the ball. Basically, it's three up, three down every inning. And it's interspliced with flashbacks of his failed relationship with a woman. Like every inning, you go back and see him like, dating this woman, and he's a douchebag about it. He's awful. He's a terrible person. He had an injury along the way too, and like,

some people didn't believe that he would come back from, it was like a ligament injury in his fingers or something Like that big deal for a pitcher. Mm-hmm. He cut his hand. Is that what you do? Yeah, no table saw and he cut his hand right here between the thumb and the and the hand but but that was just like That didn't play into the story at all. It's just a thing that happened to him. I I liked the baseball stuff I guess because his catchers John C. Riley and his coach is J.K. Simmons.

But we don't stink right now? Speech, I thought, was 10 out of 10. I hated that. I hated his girlfriend and I hated her daughter and I hated his cheesy relationship. The whole thing, he cheated on her. The whole thing was lame. And then he's a douchebag. Kevin Costner has a hard time not coming off as an asshole.

And right after I watched that, I watched 10 Cup. 10 Cup is when he's a golf pro who just keeps mackin' on this guy's girlfriend. And she's clearly like, I have a boyfriend. And he's just like, ah. He's talking to his friend, he's like, how am I gonna compete with this guy? You're not competing!

She's with him, you piece of shit! And he just like how am I gonna compete with this guy you're not competing you piece of shit and he just like gets up the gumption to go play the us open it i hated him in that too he's such a piece of shit i i like kevin costner occasionally but most of the time he comes off as an absolute asshole in his movies like not a good guy not a likable guy, just a scummy, self-involved, just piece of shit with bad hair. That puts it over the edge for you. Well, I'm sorry I didn't like it. I honestly, it was not that thing you did to me where you tried to tell me a movie was good when it wasn't. I didn't do that. Mandy? What was that movie? Mandy. Mandy. Yes, yes, yes. We love Mandy. I watch Mandy a couple times a year. I show him. He's Yes, yes, yes. We love Mandy.

I watched Mandy a couple of times a year. I show it. He's still at it chat. He's trying to get me to watch this movie a third time. My girlfriend. A third time. He already got you twice. Coming back around.

Dude, I love Mandy. I love Mandy. I've seen it five or six times. You got to get more than me. I think it was solid. It was good, but I've still only seen it once. Yeah, I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. I think it's a really good movie to watch when you're high,

especially if you're on psychedelics or something. It's very colorful. It's got a nice synth soundscape on it. It's surreal. It's weird. And it sort of centers around doing acid and psychedelics and trauma and revenge. And just Nicholas Cage owns that performance you know when he's chugging the vodka and screaming with his underwear on the villains are good villains like I hate those villains they have it coming I love that movie it's fun have you watched the new King of the

Hill yet I watched like half of the first episode and I got to the part where 21 year old Bobby like met a girl with a nose ring and they were about to go somewhere after that. And I was kind of done with it. You're over it. Yeah. It it's, I watched the entire 10 episodes last night. Yeah. You wanted to tear through the whole thing. Cause I love the world of King of the Hill. It's one of my favorite shows, but I watched it. Yeah. I hate.

Well, I wasn't hating it. I was trying to enjoy it for what it was and enjoy the little moments where it was kind of reminiscent of that old King of the Hill feel. But unfortunately, most of it just didn't feel like the same show, like the characters personalities had changed a lot. A lot of the voice acting stuff, which like there were a couple deaths. So like there's not really anything you can do for it. But like the guy who number one, the first six episodes are with the original

voice actor for Dale and he doesn't even sound right because it's been so many years. And he, I think he was very, very sick. And so his like, it just didn't sound like Dale at all. And then the guy that replaced Dale, it felt last second because like episode seven the first one with the Dale replacement the guy is not even in the vicinity of what Dale sounds like could you not even close uh no probably not I but I mean he was literally I asked because I think maybe you could there's really good at this like if I it was no better- I asked because I think maybe you could. You're really good at this. Like if I, it was no better than like,

Hank, your son and my son are doing weird stuff in the woods. Like that. They're queering. They're queering, Hank. I told you. That was, it was like that, it wasn't very good. And so it was like jarring. And then, so they, but they had to replace the red corn thing they had to replace it. They'll have to replace him moving forward. But I think he

got all his lines in for this season. That is an easier voice to do. That is a much easier one. Yeah. And like Dale still hasn't figured out that you know, John Redcorn is there was one funny moment when and there were to be fair, there were multiple funny moments. There were funny funny moments throughout the season. There were funny parts, even in the, even in what I watched. Not the same feel.

Like it's the, it started off with Hank in the airplane bathroom returning from Saudi Arabia where he saw, he sold Saudi Arabian propane and Saudi Arabian propane accessories. And he's trying, you probably remember the old joke of his narrow urethra and how, how having Bobby was a miracle. He's trying, you probably remember the old joke of his narrow urethra and how having Bobby was a miracle. He's in the bathroom trying to piss and you can hear he's like, tinkle, tinkle, oh, tinkle, tinkle, oh. And there's a huge line outside waiting on him and Peggy starts defending him.

My husband has a narrow urethra and as he gets older, that little thing has only shrunk. He is trying after his bladder. Please have patience. He's in there, he's going, don't tell people that. That's none of their business, Peg. She's shouting this personal information so loudly that he can hear it through the door past the line and then when they finally land, they get in the cab and they have an Arabic cab driver and Peggy in a bit that was predicted by Reddit starts trying to speak to him in Arabic, but he doesn't know what the fuck she's saying.

He's like, oh, I must speak a different dialect than you and he's like, oh, I must speak a different dialect than you. And he's like, no, I speak Arabic. Yeah. So overall, it just didn't have that same vibe, which kind of to be expected. It's been many years. A lot of people have died. But the worst thing is that like the writing style is so the dialogue and writing style is so different. And I think it shows that clearly Mike Judge didn't doesn't have the whole control, maybe, of this as he did with the old show, because it used to be a lot more slice of life dialogue. And it wasn't that as much. There was a lot more social commentary-esque dialogue, which

doesn't necessarily make it bad. It just isn't... That's not the style of how King of the Hill used to convey their little moral messages and things. And then the Khan voice. Khan is still alive. Khan is still alive. He's the Asian neighbor, the Laotian. And they got rid of Khan, Hulu got rid of Khan, I guess, because he was an Asian guy voiced by a white guy.

But now they hired an Asian guy who doesn't have like an Asian accent. And so it's like an Asian guy trying to sound like a white guy trying to sound like an Asian guy to mimic the original book. It's it's insulting. Every time Khan was on screen, it was not even fucking close. It's like such a key character. How funny he was. You're like, oh, meet the Hank Hill. You jealous of all my success. Like it was funny. But now it's like, oh, Hank, you will not believe what I've found. And it's like, what the fuck? It's like, this is not even close. Bobby, the VO for Bobby, which they kind of put themselves in touch with that. I like Bobby.

Because they really didn't change Bobby's voice at all. And it doesn't catch you off guard or anything until he talks to like other characters who have grown up. Because like Joseph's voice did change a bit more and some of the other characters have. Because he's got that pure blood, you know, he's got he's got those good genes. I remember when they hit puberty. I remember when they hit puberty and Bobby like. Nothing changed and Joseph turned he was like sculpted out of fucking marble with a little mustache at like 13 or something like that. Like he's got that John Redcorn DNA, not that Hank Hills. Oh yeah. That was so funny when like they did have the puberty episode and like

Joseph is as big as Dale now, like playing football and just Bobby's awful. Joseph's great. And Dale's out there like, get a load of that Hank. Look at my boy playing the way I would. Look at my boy playing the way I would Your son sucks like The the Joseph part that made me laugh there's like in their 20s now and he lives in an apartment with Bobby and like something came up and Joseph was just like in front of people he's like, yeah, it's like with me as a white guy I got to do blah blah blah and someone like was about to speak up and Bobby was like,

I don't know what you're about to unravel that one. He's like, yes, he is. Don't pull with that string. But it sounds pretty funny. I like that. Yeah, there were funny bits and there were funny moments. And it's not like it's bad. It's just it doesn't have a lot of that same feel, which is disappointing. I love that storyline so much that I would want them to do like an ancestry DNA. But the result would be that Dale thinks that he's Native American and he tries to strike up a brotherhood with John Redcorn based on their shared roots. That's how that storyline would go. He's so in denial. He'd be like, Dad, it says I'm 50% Native Americans.

My God, I never knew that about myself. And then like and then he's piling around with John Redcorn. He's got, but he's gone full like he's got face paint. He's wearing moccasins. That's a good episode. There was one in the old season where like, uh, Joseph, like, was like, I don't think, you know, I don't look like my dad or my mom, like Bobby, what's going on? And like, I talked to my dad about it. And my dad thought, and then he said he thinks that I might be part alien. And like, as they're discovering that, like, john redcorn is like, crawling into the window, like using his lawnmower to get in to

fuck Nancy. Now, he caught them cheating all the time. He caught John Redcorn crawling in the window once and he was like, hey, what are you doing in my yard? He's like, oh, sorry, didn't think you'd be here. He's like, all right, well, I caught you. Get off my mower and get in there and help my wife with her headaches. And then he's like, you know, he's trying to ride my new mower, huh? Yeah, because he did buy a new mower that he was protecting. You know, the hill is so great and there are still good bits in it. So I'll continue to watch the show. It's just some of the stuff and that, you know, that I'm looking for. At least out part.

I'm hopeful for this season of South Park. I think they took last week off. and so the new episode will probably be around Tomorrow or tomorrow night or maybe Thursday night or something like that Thursday morning. I'm hopeful that there's another like Mocking Trump ad at the end. I hope it's not too serialized but I hope they continue to be like shitty to Trump and and also like thumbing their nose at Paramount it's so funny the White House would refer to them as like a like shitty to Trump and and also like thumbing their nose at Paramount. It's so funny, the White House referred to them as like a a third rate show who's who's barely hanging on.

Like they just signed that one point five billion dollar deal for five more years. Yeah. It's like, you know, it makes a show not seem third rate. The White House talking to them. You know, a real third rate show would have been like, what are you talking about? Oh, they made a mean video about me? Oh, crazy. Anyway, like that. Right.

It wouldn't have gotten under his skin. I saw a new show. I saw those who live. It's the walking dead update with Rick and Michonne. No, I didn't know they're still making them. I'm not gonna recommend it. I think it's a one-off thing. They're just six episodes, each of them about an hour long.

If you're curious what happens next in the Walking Dead universe, it tells you. They take on their next society and straighten them out and this and that. These guys are better equipped than anyone we've seen before. They have helicopters and bombs and they're taking out cities. But basically Rick and Michonne get back together. There's some bumps along the road and that's

their thing. I'm glad I saw it. I've seen all of Walking Dead twice. I was curious what happened next, but I won't watch it again. Yeah, I'm guessing that's what we get instead of the long awaited Walking Dead movie that was supposed to star Rick. Like he sort of left the show and it seemed like he was gonna get a franchise, movie franchise next. And then I think the show dropped off so much after he left it. And after his, who was the son?

Carl, after Carl got killed for me. And then the story in general just took a huge dip that like, I don't know, the goodwill and popularity of the show died off and nobody really wanted a Rick movie anymore because the show Had lost its gusto the show lost its gusto with Rick on it. It peaked when they met Jeffrey Morgan Yeah, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, Jeffrey Dean Morgan who played Negan. That's where when they met him, it was the greatest. And then the first episode of the next season was wow,

they killed Abraham and Glenn. Yeah. And then I can't recall a good episode after that. The next episode was good. And like occasionally there'd be glimmers of the war that was supposed to happen, but man, it lost me so much when they- The, but man it lost me so much. The war was terrible. The war was terrible. Like there's Negan on the balcony. We have rifles. I'm thinking like,

you're lucky I'm not there boys because I could hit that guy less than this. I got him. That's all it takes. They made it seem like you had to be like Chris Kyle in a rooftop a mile away to get Negan. He's right there. Not just that. He just said you had a little dick and he's right there. He's lauding over you. He's doing a dance. He's not even ready.

You have a gun. They had like a... We all had guns, not just guns. And don't imagine like revolvers and holsters and it's the Wild West and we don't want to draw. They have their AR-15s in their hands and they're talking shit. And I'm thinking, look, all I got, I just, bang!

Like it would take that much time to shoot. That's not even the worst of it. Like, imagine this on a balcony, I don't know my guns as well as Kyle does, but some sort of like belt fed 50 cal, g-g-g-g-g-g-g kind of thing, shooting at the yard beneath the balcony. Estimate 500 rounds fired also zero hits. You know

they were taking cover behind like a car door. It's like this is wildly bad and stupid even the sparks were put in in like post. Oh yeah, like fake sparks and everything looks well. Okay. They were fake sparks were put in in like post. Oh, yeah, like fake sparks and I think looks well Okay, they were fake sparks, but they looked like fake sparks. There were no new holes being created by Sparks on the car door God the car was there That's kind of shitty and it went on for a whole season. That's when they started.

They were splitting their seasons in half and you'd have like 12 episodes and then a break. Or maybe it was like 8 episodes and then a break and then 8 more or something. The schedule got a little difficult to keep up with. And it was like in real world time in our world, it seemed like it had been a year and a half or something and they were still fighting the war. And I'm like, God damn it it don't we just need to shoot that one guy how do we keep getting into these sons of anarchy-esque gunfights where nobody gets hurt. Sons of Anarchy lost me in the same way too in the

middle seasons where they were gun runners for the IRA so their arsenal kept getting better and better in the early early seasons, they had pistols. By the end, they had rocket launchers. They had RPGs and 84s. They all had belt fed machine guns. And we'd get into a fucking gunfight like in a bar. And like one guy would get shot in the ass so superficially superficially that they patch it up and like never mentioned it again. It was infuriating. Yeah, I hate that. I hate the other I hate it.

On the other hand, there were some real consequences in that show. Like people died in brutal ways. The last season or two got so brutal that it was hard to watch. They were scooping people's eyeballs out, burning people's daughters alive. It was wild.

Remember the Titans guy died? Yeah, that was a couple of seasons before. That was a rough death too. They beat him to death with pipes in prison. Yeah. Which remember the Titans guy? He was the one who gets paralyzed at the end. Oh, I know him.

He was like a big, he was a really good defenseman and he got hurt. Yeah. And he's like one of the big tall, you know, beef cake biker boys. And they're funny. When I like Milan and waving in his car and then he gets t boned out of nowhere. I liked the fact that they did make a big to do about how their guns were getting better throughout that show and about how much more money they were making than in previous years running guns.

And it's like no one improved their living situation once even superficially. Like they didn't put a new fridge in the bar the part like everything sucked not bikes weren't even nicer like there was no money like it no one was splashing out they were just living like the same as they did when they were selling like fucking pistols the teenagers they would have huge amounts of cash at times and it was like oh this is it guys this is the part where you just quit all of this and, and move to like Mexico and make this 2 million last the rest of your life.

Open a taco stand, open a Mexican motorcycle repair shop and do that for legit the rest of your life. You're good. And they'd be like, we need more guns. Just like, why, why do you need more guns? Why you have no expenses! You live in squalor. The FBI, the DEA, and the ATF.

Is they living in that bed? Yeah, they live in like back rooms and club houses and stuff. The only guy, like the one guy, who's the fucking guy with the dog face? The ugly beard guy? Yeah, the guy who's got the arthritis in his hands, like the male. Oh, the dad. Yeah. The dad.

Him and like the mom seem to have like a nice house they live in, but everybody else. I thought Jack's had a decent home with his doctor wife. I think he had a trailer. They all lived in like these shotgun houses that were just. He fucked up that woman's life. Like she was a medical doctor.

She could have been something. She could have had a trophy. She gets this biker, loser, criminal, felon. She could have had a pick of the litter. Yeah, I remember the way that that was a show. That might be the show. I watched like two entire seasons, just hate watching it. Cause I'm like, I have to know how this ends now.

And then in the very end when Jack's is like, decides to ruin the life of some poor trucker, finally paid off my rig. It's all, it's all downhill from here. Yeah. Well, you know, it was a good thing that I bet on myself and got my own truck and now I make my own. What the hell is this sucker do? He's going to run plumbing. Just exploded onto it. What a douche. Like I was, I was, like I was watching that like, Oh, of course, of course.

He's going to kill himself. It should have been a jump. Yeah. He like just like lifts his arms and just like drips into a oncoming semi. You said season two, the very, very end. Oh, yeah. I mean, I hate watch the last couple seasons. And yeah, it was not a very, not a very entertaining end. Didn't make sense.

That would be a fucked up way to kill yourself. Be like, I'm gonna go ruin some guy's truck. We'll do it all the time. Make a big mess. When I watch those police videos, like one thing to be said about cops that sucks is people make you kill them sometimes. Like literally, like that's their goal is suicide by cop.

And I watch a lot of that. But then also I see in the high speed chases, people will just run right into people, head on them and like kill themselves that way. And I saw a lady jump into the cop car. She did the ring around the Rosie with the cop, stole his cop car and then head on another truck with people in it.

And like she killed like three or four people like doing that. Yeah, I wouldn't to be a cop. That's not a that's not a good job. Ice agents like a terrible job. I think ice agent might be cushy as fuck. Like if I were 20, I'd be a nice agent for sure. They might send you to one of those chicken houses.

You can be covered in shit. Ah, they'll be covered in shit. We'll hose them down and throw them in the truck. It seems like they're hiring so much. It can't be that hard to get a nice job right now. And the signing bonuses and salaries, like 50 grand to sign on and 100 grand a year. Something does that sound right? Have you heard that?

That's what I read. I've heard it. I wonder what like, I mean, I'll even look, I see job openings. Yeah, it seems like a good gig. And I mean, I would absolutely do that if I were 20 years old. And like, what's the worst that could happen? You'd get like a cool like bit of experience and some interesting credentials on your on your resume. Like, yeah, I worked for the federal government for two years.

I don't love it as a long-term job because I don't like jobs where you travel a ton. And I bet they do. But if I like Kyle said when he was 20, 20 did what roots are holding you down at 20? just go do this job for a few years and Hopefully at the end of it. You got 200 grand to put down in the house Sure, or you know, you could turn it into a career You could turn it into a different kind of law enforcement career with that experience perhaps or a federal You know like like sort of job and some stay-at-home kind of law enforcement career with that experience perhaps or a federal, you know, like sort of job and some stay at home kind of jobs where you don't have to travel to Texas and

get a legal. All those things are probably pay cuts, but you know, maybe it's worth it. 125 a year, 100 a year. Yeah, 105, 125, but it looks like a lot of these want people who already have like government experience jobs. Oh, so they have like different things on here. It's like this job is open to any surplus or displaced federal employees. So I guess people who were had their wings shut down. The top one is what you want. The guy enforcement and removal operations.

Yeah. That guy, he's just a deportation officer. Let's see. This job is open to individuals eligible under a special authority not listed and other hiring path. If that isn't just an asterisk that just says some people we just give the job. Special authorities. Yeah, clarification and agency retirees. Yeah, they're picking up anybody who's retired and wants to come back. Anyone any federal employees whose job agency or department was eliminated

and are eligible for priority over other applicants. What are the standard applicant requirements? OK, here we go. Be a U.S. citizen. Pass the background check. Pass the drug screening. Males born after 1231 59 must certify registration with selective services. That's simple. Your driver's license. Oh man, it's getting easy

now. Yeah, like, born after a long violence. 1959. You can do it. Get in there. Like a long shot. It even says here, the job requires physical strength and stamina due to long periods of surveillance, restraining suspects and carrying heavy equipment. Environment includes working indoors, outdoors, and potentially dangerous and stressful situations. You'll be required to travel frequently and on short notice. Um, there's lots of requirements here, but

an exercise. Oh, there's good. They're all the like benefits. It seems like, I mean, they're government jobs, so they probably have pretty fucking sick benefits. It looked pretty good. Yeah.

If you're, if you're out there and you're, you're, you're 2021 with a clean record, it seems like a fun job. This is crazy. Cause it's like, I don't know what a sub-vide detention deportation officer is, but I assume it's the guys that with the brown shirts running around picking people up. You like get a billy club.

But it earns $125,000 a year. However, general attorney, 63,000 a year. It pays half as much if you finish law school. Is there a per diem? That's a little rough. Maybe you're getting paid on a like by case basis bonus. It looks like I just clicked in more. It looks like the sub-vide detention deportation officers are higher up than like the actual outside people because most of these requirements seem like further the goals of equal employment opportunity

by taking positive steps to assure the accomplishment of EEO, provide assistance in adjudicating applications for stays of deportation and ascertain that all decisions based upon the appropriate exercise of discretion fall within policy guidelines. So here's just deportation officer. I think this is the entry level one and it earns between 50 and 90 grand a year. That makes more sense.

I wonder if they have like a bonus structure where you start, you got like, oh damn, you know, Taylor's going to make bank this month after he, you know, busted that banana bar. They're talking about quotas and such, although it's also denied. I don't know if there's they're anticipating hitting quotas and getting bonuses and quotas and bonus structure. It should just be it should be just like when we would pay for scouts back in the day. I mean, generally, you don't want your police to have quotas and bonus structures. They're not police, they're immigration enforcement and border patrol.

Kind of police, though. Actually, they couldn't like give me a ticket for double parking. What's your last name? I mean, they not Ramirez. You're good. Ramirez. So they hold up that one of those like family guy like the color in charts. This guy's kind of pinkish.

Let's let him know. I don't think they're writing fucking speeding tickets. Not only they're pulling people over, I think they're just locking people up. They got that guy who was throwing the rocks at the cars way back in the LA riot. The guy was he had a motorcycle helmet on and he was in every car.

They got him in Mexico and brought him back here. He was Mexican. He was Mexican and he had went back he had gone back to Mexico to flee because he was on the FBI's most wanted list. Yeah. The Mexicans caught him turned him over to us. I saw them like dragging him down a hallway. He looked scared. He is. Yeah he should be. He's gonna spend some time in prison and and I don't know exactly what that is. I don't think it's attempted homicide, but it's something awful.

If one of us did that, it'd be attempted fucking something serious. The cop made his stitches. The cop's hand was, the rock went through the wind, the front windshield and hit his hand because his hand was on the wheel and it needed stitches. Like it was a bad cut. Yeah, that guy's in trouble. Yeah, it should be. You shouldn't break into other countries and then attack their law

enforcement when they try and say, go home. Yeah, I won't defend that guy. I'm interested in what he's going to get convicted of. I'm like the whole overcharging. Like what he did is really serious. He could have killed someone. Yeah, but it shouldn't be. Like attempted murder. I don't think it was attempted. I don't think it's a murder, but there must be some serious charge that he is guilty of. Yeah. Yeah.

Assault with a deadly weapon or something. I don't know if a federal agent or something. There'll be a lot of that. There'll be tons of damaging those vehicles and putting lives at risk and some sort of reckless activity. They'll they'll charge the fuck out of him. Right. He did a lot. It'll be federal charges negligent. Like if he was throwing rocks without looking down first, like off a balcony,

that's negligent. But he's aiming rocks at cars. That's something more than that. Well, see, the other thing is, if he's not a U.S. citizen, they're going to hold him in a cell for the next two to three years while they build a case against him. You know what I mean? Like he's fucked. You think it'll take that long to build the case? The video's pretty...

That's what it took for mine. Yeah, but... It was pretty cut and dry, Taylor. like I remember talking to like the first investigator like early on when it was still state and I was like how long is this gonna take to get done man and he's okay so I've seen these stretch on two three years we just go do it now? Not how it works. You have to let it over your head for how did you feel about the 60 days offer? Were you like hoping for better or was that like, did it feel like a home run?

It didn't feel like a home run, but it definitely felt like, um, like not a big deal. When I went out to my car, I called my dad and I was like, good news. Good news. It's not because it had only been maybe three months prior to that, that I had had like a dinner at my house with my entire family and I had told them might get three to five years, but it's okay. I'll be back and I love y'all very much. And I made everybody like a giant ribeye and baked potatoes. And I was like, this is it. This is the last time I see the family for three to five, maybe. And I, because I had been told like, might be three to five years here.

Um, and then we got things down to, to what happened with the 60 days. So I came out like, good news, fucking 60 days. I was like, and we don't even, it might be house arrest or it might be like this temporary house. Or, um, I can't remember what they call it, but we don't even, it might be house arrest or it might be like this temporary house. I can't remember what they call it, but halfway house where you, you just sleep there. So you only got to be there for eight hours a day and the rest of the day. Epstein had for some, he had work release.

Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe I wanted an ankle bracelet. They, all those things were like tentative possibilities. And then the scary possibility of course, was being housed in the Atlanta jail, the one from 60 days in like that that scary Atlanta jail from there that was on the way around all these yeah yeah I need work look all the clicks 60 days but don't think anything of it that that's that's a coincidence. Yeah, you would have to go back and be like, can you give me 70? Maybe 63 days, anything to keep them from beating the shit out of me in the shower. It might have been 58 actually, or it might have been 58. I don't remember exactly, but I

thought it was 60. But yeah, that guy, through the rocks, he's gonna do something similar, but they're going to hold him during his pretrial Probation and everything because he's an illegal that they won't let him out Yeah, I like the idea of punishing our Even if they're illegal, we should punish him if you just said I'm like to port them for example It's like no no no no no, I don't trust Mexico to keep him locked up. I don't trust any other country.

I want him in a US prison system until he's paid his debt. And then we let him go. Yeah, they're like a real deal violent criminal. Like they're just gonna sneak back again. So you do have to possibly, I just don't want it to be plausible to do crime vacations. Like, oh, you know what, in America, if you're an illegal and you rape someone,

if they send you back so I Was coming back anywhere? Yeah, I got a one-way ticket to be no I gotta be back home next month I think it's time to do that rape Yeah, um oh And then I guess we're over time here, but maybe we'll save it for PKA But I want to talk about the WNBA dildo throwing. OK, that is that it's just sweeping the nation. If you listen to this, like I would not suggest that you throw a dildo

onto a WNBA court, because that would be probably a crime for me to even suggest or tell you to. But, man, I hope that happens more. I hope that happens so much more. It's got to be a misdemeanor at worst. And what do you get banned from going to future WNBA games? You weren't going. You weren't going. You know, I yeah. Was it meant to be mean? Or is it like a mean? It's meant to be

mean. They're throwing these these lime green dildos under the court. It's happened twice now. And it's really fun. The one I saw was I wasn't exactly says three times. I mean yes If you're really a fan of the WNBA and you want to support these women keep your dildos in the original packaging They don't want them in this form Mm-hmm Be respectful. It's the announcing crew. The announcing crews are women for these events, I guess. I don't watch at all.

But they're like, oh, that's disgraceful. That's disgraceful. We don't need that. That is dangerous. Someone is going to get hurt. They throw a towel over it and try to discreetly get the fucking green dildo off the court quickly. You can place bets on what color the next dildo is going to quickly. That's great. You can place bets on what color the next dildo is going to be.

That's how you pay your bail. They're gonna lock you up. You'll be out the next day, but clearly you could make a simple bet here, bet on blue dildo for the next event. What are you out? 30 bucks for the dildo? You're right, blue is the best one.

Plus 1400. Plus 1400? Yeah. Bring a blue dildo. If only I could think of some way to smuggle a dildo into the game I got nothing see they're gonna think to check the fanny pack, but not my ass You're like duck walking Security live viewers take without a base, without a trace.

Words to live by. Someone's gonna fucking put a million dollars on Blue Dildo and then take the matter into their own hands. Go to a game. They arrested the last person, but again, it's gotta be a misdemeanor. Worst case scenario, you get banned from the place. Like your bond isn't gonna be more than a couple grand.

Either they're gonna release you there's no There's gonna be a bond. They're just gonna release you the next day or maybe that day do it early go to an early game Yeah, I can't imagine what like real crime there is I can't imagine being a crime some sort of like public indecency maybe I Don't know there must be something. Yeah, I don't think it's a real big get-in-trouble crime, man I'd love to see some more of it and I'd love to see a pka dildo. I don't know what that looks like but We should have our own branded sex toys Oh each of us could have a remember so in the in the boys in

Universe each of the suit there's a line of sex toys for the superheroes and each of them has their own Oh, we should have our own line of sex toys boys. Yeah, and what it is, it's like, oh, I'm feeling kind of Randy tonight I'm gonna fuck the Kyle's mouth toy Even Randy I'm gonna go for the Taylor's ass with realistic Media well, I Told this story that's with realistic hair. It's only common media. Well, I told this story. It looks huge on

his frame. Well, I look into that. I'll call Bad Dragon. I want one of those foot vaginas. If you've seen those where it's a it's a foot but the when you look at the bottom like the soul of the foot, it's a pussy. I don't like that. It's not my- No one likes that.

No, it doesn't seem- Well, some people do. Someone clearly does, if they're like- A pussy. If some guy in Vietnam is spending all day, every day injection molding those. Like, yeah, someone's fucking them. A pussy. Well, I think it's dinner time, lads. All right.

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